In this edition of AlTrend & The Chipmunks, Jack and special guest co-host Blake Wexler discuss, the U.S. Open, Casper Ruud getting offended by the N.Y. Zaa, Will Smith and AI… back together again, the Minneapolis Annunciation Catholic School shooting, blowing the roof off the OrgyDome @ Burning Man, Mr. Beast being mad that he's only the 7th most influential content creator and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Altrand
and the Chipmunks. Let's see who was I think that
was the courtesy of Vanadium Silver on the discord. You
bet you, you bet you it was. My name is
Jack O'Brien. I'm thrilled to be joined in our second
seat by one mister very funny comedian. One mister very
(00:21):
funny comedian. His special is Daddy long Legs. His thighs
are plumpers because they're so ripped. He is Blake Waxland.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Thank you, miss beasts beast.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
If you'd like you use my copper.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Name missus Madams Beast, Madam beast, uh beast. It's not
good podcasting, it's great podcasting, Blake, it's wonderful podcasting. We
got to see each other in person at the US
Open fairly recently.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You suggested that my wife and I were getting a divorce.
I suggested that you said, by the tone that I'm
hearing you use with her, you should get it. You should. Yes,
When should a lawyer get off that call and call
a lawyer?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
She allowed me loudly heard me say to an innocent bystander,
that's never going to last.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
When I motioned towards both of you.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
So yeah, yeah, I don't know how long you've been
together for, but yeah things yeah, but yeah, you've got
a great city there, New York City.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I gotta say.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
So lovely, thank you, thankfully to the Queen's. Queen's very
easy to get to. I did have a blast. It
was there was like just one of these stupid things
where no matter how well intentioned you are, like sometimes
it just comes back to bite you in the ass.
Where there was this tennis player where I'm like, oh
my god, she is like so much cool at it
to like, she's like so captivating and so charismatic, and
(01:54):
then she ended up being the one who like yelled
at the other American tennis player.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh yes, the one who was like she was like,
you should be better at losing. What is your problem?
I also saw that girl and she seemed very like
her energy. I was like, she seems like kind of
like a spoiled twelve year old. I was like, how
old would I liked? And you do like that? You're like,
I like children who give off vibes like they could
(02:21):
be one of the kids who gets killed in Willy
Wonka's Chocolate factory, some hysterical tragedy.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, you know, it's like they just telling what terrible
also big news. The only real rooting interest that I
had was once I heard that somebody who's like ranked
in the top thirty in tennis named Casper Rude was
asked what he thought of New York City maybe my
favorite city in the world, New York City, and he
(02:52):
he came out and said it smells like weed, like everywhere,
on every corner. And the journalist like laughed, like haha, Finn,
and he was like, no, seriously, it's like have you
have you been there?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
It's and I was like, all right, this, this nerd
needs to lose. And indeed he did lose, right, Boy
did he? Boy did he lose unexpectedly for the second
major in in a row. He's maybe maybe he should
uh take a chill pill or you know, I don't know,
(03:23):
try try some of that weed that he subjects to.
Because whatever you got going on, Casper Rude, it ain't working.
I don't even smoke weed. But I'm so defensive of
New York New Yorkers being able to do it, to
do whatever the hell they want.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, as they have forever, as they will continue to
There was a a player name I think like Tomas
Machach or something. He's like check right, you beep it out,
like we can't say Muchach actually a problem. Yeah, that's
(04:00):
huge problem. I think that was he has like really
short shorts and like is one of the most captivating
play like he did a split by accident, like yesterday
he played against fan Seka, this Brazilian.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
But like it's it's a cool thing.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
If you ever want to go to the US Open,
if you get the cheapest ticket, you can just jump
around to.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Every single into places. It's crazy. It's so much people
like playing on a tennis court. That's just like they're
right there. You could reach out and give him a
little shoulder rub. Though I've been told you should not
do that.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, oh my god. The hollering when I did that
was insanely Okay, we get it, Jesus.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I have talked about how the like there's there's a
great anecdote from the podcaster Sean Clements, who one of
the Hollywood Handbook guys. Very funny. I think one of
the funniest podcasters out there, was talking he wrote a
movie about tennis and pickleball and had a bunch of
(05:00):
of famous tennis like Andy Roddick was like one of
the consultants. Cocoa Golf's coach, Brad Gilbert was one of
the consultants, and he's like they all just like talk
about men's legs the whole time. They're like obsessed with
how strong men's legs are. I'm in yeah, yeah. He
(05:20):
was like he made fun of one of them too,
like he was like, yeah, this guy's like obsessed with legs,
and Andy Roddick was like, yeah, man, me too, Like
that's like it is the most important thing in tennis,
is like having a great pair of legs on you.
So I just thought i'd tell that story to you
because you, you know, famously canonically got them plumpers on you.
(05:44):
I do, I do.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, that's been it's been fun watching the next generation
of legs, you know, in this tournament.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
So it's been cool for me. Yeah yeah, all right,
speaking of the next generation, let's talk about Will Smith.
So Will Smith posted a concert video in Europe where
he was like, it's great. The caption was it was
great to see you up close and like be seen
(06:11):
by you up close, and the concert footage was him
in what appeared to be like a sold out show
in the coliseum I don't know, like like kind of
old timey and European venue, and yeah, the venue's crazy
and people noticed. However, so I see the video, I'm like,
(06:33):
oh my god, Will Smith is like like like the
the way the Germans feel about David Haselhoff, Like that
is how like some other European nation feels about Will Smith.
And then someone paused and zoomed on the crowd, and
we got some major clankers in there. Man. We got
some the word the new slur for robots. We got
(06:55):
some bad acid hallucinations happening all over their faces, like
they're just a disaster, you know, like just scrunch faces.
We got faces, we got eyes that are missing. Yeah,
just like faces folding in over each other. Really horrifying stuff.
(07:16):
And I assumed, Okay, Will Smith is exaggerating the size
of his crowd. That's set in the same way that
like a lot of the videos that he released in
connection with his album that dropped back in March that
we all remember and we all listened to eagerly snapped
(07:38):
up and started listening to on a regular basis you.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Had to tell Justin to stop playing those songs at
the end of the episodes that Miles isn't on.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
It was like, yeah, you've done that one before for
the past five days in a row. Yeah. Those videos
like made me sad where he was like, I'm just
freestyling here, and like the freestyle sucked, but he was
like feeling him so much, and it's just it made
me sad for it, not not.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Necessarily for him. He seemed to be having fun, but
for the inevitable passage of time. You know that we're
all getting older, and this felt like, Okay, he's he's
really getting sad. Turns out an AI, an AI like doctor,
like somebody who like checks into this stuff, looked into
(08:26):
it and was like, all right, so here's what happened.
He's not adding people to the crowd. He what he's doing.
He's not making his crowd seem bigger than it really is.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
He's making his budget seem bigger than it really is.
What they've done is those like moving shots over the
crowd were initially photographs and they turned they used AI
to turn them into videos, and the AI just like,
isn't good enough to do that yet now so they
you know, it doesn't make it any better. It's bad.
(08:58):
I mean, it makes it less sad. He's not being like, look,
everybody was here, everybody loved me.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
It just but but it does suck that he instead
of like hiring a video production team, he just like
took some pictures that people took on their iPhone and
tried to make it look like he had a I
was spending a lot of money on it. So yeah,
just not a shot that you need like we didn't. Yeah,
you didn't need to. It's just one of those things.
(09:25):
It's like, well, I think we made this joke before,
but it's like walking in on your kid and they're
in a room and they just go nothing, where it's
like wait, I would wait now, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Now? It's not good.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
It's the same with this where it's like why is
why are these like these weird deformed ghoules you know
in his audience, And it's like all right, so what
else is going are there people not going on?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yeah? Yeah, it's not very budget. Yeah, like I don't
think there's a city in the United States where he
would have this size of crap.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Personally, I agree and I think it would even just
off the virtue that he is a high he's such
a famous actor and he can also perform music, you know, right,
or even if you put like Brian Cox live Central Park, like, yeah,
I'd go watch that like.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
The average musician.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah yeah, people would, of course, I'll see that truly,
And they also don't speak English, so they don't know
how bad his rhymes are.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
It's just like it's not the short of it. Yeah, yeah,
sounds like it was like written by a Romanian guy,
like the rets that he's coming up with. All right,
We've also need to talk, of course about mass shooting
that happened. Two children have been killed following a shooting
at a Minneapolis Catholic school, and as usual, the right
(10:48):
gave us a tsunami of bullshit in order to sidestep
the issue of gun control. Gun control seems like at
this moment it is a thing that every everybody has
given up on. I talked before about how there's this
like Malcolm Bladwell article in The New Yorker, those like
had some interesting things to say about like crime, and
(11:11):
like the very clear moral of the article was like
if people didn't have guns, like murder would go so
far down it's crazy, like guns are the only Most
crimes are not planned out, they're just a thing that happened,
like a murder. Most murders happen. The vast majority of
murders happen because somebody is like going through something or
(11:34):
really angry and has access to a gun. And if
they didn't have access to the gun, the murder would
not have happened. That was the very clear moral of
the story. And he's like interviewing a criminologist and they're like, yeah,
but I mean, we're never going to get rid of
guns in America, so we can we can move past
that and try to find out their solutions. Yeah. Yeah.
The other big thing, and this is always like a
(11:54):
thing that Americans have to deal with whenever there is
one of these mass shootings that happen again because of
gun control laws controlled by conservatives, we have to be like, uh, oh,
who is the person who did it and are they
going to be able to turn this into some sort
of political statement. The shooter was reportedly a trans woman
and had a kill Trump message written on their weaponry,
(12:17):
along with anti semitic and racist language. So I feel
like those balance each other out, but people on the
right have claimed that this is an excuse to push
for transphobic policies, suggests that this is becoming a pattern.
Elon Musk retweeted that just a quick check on the
math there, so the percentage of mass shooters who are
(12:42):
trans point one to one percent. That is compared to
the overall percentage of the population, which is between point
five and one percent, So it would be like one
fifth to one tenth as common as it should be statistic. Also,
trans people are more often the victims of mass shootings
(13:06):
than the perpetrators of the mass shooting. So that should
tell you everything you want to know. But you know,
if you if you have a political point to make,
your going to do it. Carolyn Levitt decided to share
a post on Instagram Instagram uhta grim from a conservative
(13:27):
lifestyle magazine which suggested that a demonic force was responsible
for the shooting, and JD Vance offered his thoughts and
prayers and then got all defensive when people were like,
fuck your prayers. But I know everybody's hearing me say. Okay,
here's what Jade Vance said, Here's what you know, Carolyn
Levitt said, But like, what did First Lady Malania Trump
(13:48):
have to say about this? We're all, you know, let's
silence involved deafening? Is she going to write anything on
the back of her coach? What are we going to
do here? So for some reason, she decided to go
on Twitter and offer her own ideas of how to
prevent school shootings, which were the plot from Minority Report.
(14:09):
She said there should be preemptive intervention based on early
warning signs. And Fox News is you know, running with this.
They had a former IDF operative on who's trying to
sell Trump and Israeli style AI threat detection platform Jesus Yeah,
which seems not good for for some reason. It just
(14:32):
seems bad. Some flags are being raised in there, the
color red. But that I do I do think, you know,
the the FUCOS boomerang, The idea of you know, the
tools of empire being used abroad then coming home like
that feels like what we're going to see here Like that,
I could see this becoming very popular where uh, you know,
(14:55):
suddenly people are quietly being arrested or loudly by asked thugs.
It doesn't seem to matter anymore because of like, you know,
something that a social media algorithm is said about what
they said.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I wouldn't be surprised if the rights so the and
I do actually believe this that the right would suggest
to ban schools to avoid school shootings before they would
ban guns. You know, it's like, well, the shootings are
happening and the schools are the problem. Let's make ourselves
even stupid or rather than yeah, it's it's one of
these things like speaking.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Of the kind of what they did where they're just like,
we just need cops in the classroom. It's like, well
then it like stops really being school at that point, right.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, so what is that then, because it's not school,
you know, we need more cops in the classroom. So scary,
But yeah, I think like once Sandy Hook happened, because
because I think the question we ask ourselves, like what
will it fucking take for gun control, and not even
as a rhetorical question, like what would the answer be
(15:58):
if not midwact stern children in a church, Like I
don't know, not even rhetorically, what else you could possibly
choose as a as the worst thing to them, Like
it's yeah, and like you said, they're looking for a someone,
some entity to blame other than the thing that's firing
(16:21):
the bullets that kill people. And this of course, you
know the person happened to be trans either, even though
that's the least common thing in the entire world. So
of course now they're like, oh cool, now we cannot
talk about guns and do more hateful shit.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
So yeah, it's the worst. They didn't have anything to
say about the fact that the truoder's rifle, shotgun, and
pistol we're all lawfully purchased because those are the laws
in America, because it's a good country. We're going to
take a quick break. We're going to come back and
talk about mister Beast. Thank god, we'll be right bad
And also an orgy dome. Yeah, that's what we call it.
(17:00):
Tea and we're back.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
And I realized now nobody's listening, because it might have
sounded like the orgy dome and the mister Beast story.
We're connected, and nobody wants to hear about mister beasts
in a.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Word, We don't don't know if they were, we don't,
that's true. So the orgy dome, uh, the top of
the orgy dome, just like blew off at Burning Man
and I think it was just that the orgy action
was like so powerful. They were just the roof off.
They sucked the roof right off that banger. This is
(17:43):
something from like a mood like Yeah, I feel like
this was a common thing in movies where like the
roof would fall off of a thing and people would
be like in a shower or something like covering you
know what I mean, like in old timey movies like that.
Just that actually happened. But so this is a thing
(18:03):
that exists at Burning Man where couples, I think generally
sign up for this and you like sign a form,
a consent form, and then you get to have sex
with strangers in a orgy tent the orgy dome. And
then this year it has been the highest wins in
(18:27):
a long time. It's been it's been a bad run
for Burning Man. I feel like they've had a tough time. Yeah.
Last year it was like just a giant mud field.
This year it's just crazy winds and then mud and
the orgy dome fell victim to high winds and we
got to we are ip to the orgy dome. We
(18:51):
we got to see what Oh. Brian the editor has
shared the alleged entrance to the orgy Dome, which is
a giant bejeweled asshole asshole. Yes, yeah, yeah, of reking
pink rectum. There's also a video of the orgy Dome
that you know, after the wind blew it away. Uh,
(19:13):
and it looks like shit because it's like, I don't know,
like the lights on in a bar, you know, there's
just like purple like benches for people to like fuck on.
It's kind of what it feels like.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I hope this is, you know, because clearly the orgy
Dome had seen better days. So I hope they come
back next year with a more structurally sound orgy Dome,
you know, with more comfortable purple fuck benches, and one
that would withstand the wind of the desert, because you
just don't know when a gust of wind will come
(19:50):
and just blow that orgy dome clear into the air.
And no one wants that. The orgiers don't want that,
we don't want that.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
It's I feel like orgies are yeah, like and the
editor said orgies are meant for opulent palaces, not tents
in the desert. Well I could see like the right
tent in the desert, you know, working out. But like
in this case, everybody's filthy, Like they're given the option
to wear gloves for sand purposes, which is just like,
I don't know, man.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
God like that just I forgot about the sand immediately
makes me want to not fuck with that.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
That's a that's an immediate knopam for me.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
No, that is a that is a nod fuck with
that situation for sure.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah, and finally there's a the article that we've all
been waiting for. Rolling Stone has come out with the
twenty five most Influential Creators of twenty twenty five content creators,
the new artists, the artists of our era.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
That, by the way, is what they would use to
get everybody horny before they entered the orgy dome. They
just pass out twenty five just to go ye, hell yeah,
yes please.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
So I think Drew Sky's number two. My favorite person
on the list Caleb Hearing at number six, very funny comedian.
Uh neck and neck with Miss Rachel at number three.
I don't personally take in a lot of Miss Rachel's content,
but I do appreciate what miss Rachel does four children
and also taking a stand for Palestine and society, and
(21:29):
just like but uh so Caleb at number six another
guy you may have heard of, mister Beast. Is there
a Missus Beast? Oh? Is there a missus Beast? Jimmy
Jimmy Donaldson.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Uh fake ass Superman sidekick ass name Jimmy Donalds.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
By mister Beast as well. I mean, like Jimmy Donaldson
who turns into mister Beast is just like such a
comic book ass. Like yes, but he's so his whole
thing is that he makes people like do stuff for money,
but it's like as a he like he has somehow
spun it as like as not you know, a guy
(22:16):
in a top hat making unhoused people fight each other
for his amusement and instead is like, I'm like the
greatest philanthropist alive. And it has worked on the children
I've spoken before about. We were staying with our friends
in Boston and they were like, oh, you live in
(22:37):
LA And I was like here it comes like, have
have I met Brad Pitt or you know? They were
like have you met mister Beast? I was like, oh no,
I don't think so. And they're like ah, And that
was it. No more, no more follow ups. That was
the only one they cared about, and yeah, they I
(22:58):
don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
That's That's another big thing is that it's not just
the like mister Beast has become a thing for the
parents to willingly deliver their children as feed to mister Beast.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Is that true parents like mister Beast?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah, I think like, it's it's people because you have
to allow the kids to where I know a bunch
of parents because you know, it's how do you get kids,
you know, get kids toys or whatever, Like obviously it's
the parents buying it, you know.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, so I've heard that.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I've seen a lot of parents be like, oh, it's
you know, it's like McDonald it's it's like fast food,
you know, but like for children.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
So yeah, they're consuming it. These are like the cool
parents who are like, yeah, my parents, let me watch
mister Beast. So he was not playing. And the other
way that he gets to the parents, by the way,
is he is a mainstay at the orgy tent. Yes,
he's been his way through that thing for a decade now.
But he got mad about being on this list because
(24:01):
he was behind Caleb Heren, who was so funny, who
has a talent that very very talented Verson is not
just a person who has like a gamified and algorithm
but is just like there because he has a ton
of talent is super funny. And mister Beast's response to
(24:23):
being directly behind him, instead of being like, oh my god,
that's crazy to be that close to you know, somebody
who's like an amazing comedic voice, was according to this list,
a guy with one million followers is more influential than me.
And again that so just a reminder that the list
appeared in Rolling Stone magazine. God with one million followers
(24:44):
more influential than me? What did I do to piss
off the Rolling Stones? Which is, I admit, very funny.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Let's hope that's not a typo and that he does
think that.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
That I have a magazine.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah, and they put lists in it. They like bands's
albums and stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Keith is just like real big onto into like who
the biggest influencers are Keith and Mick? Yeah? What is
Keith's last name? Why can't I think of the Richards?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
I was gonna say Richard's but it sounded wrong, you know,
where like it's something you've heard so many times where
it's like, what are those tissues called.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
That end with X, like you can't even think of it. Yeah. Anyways,
he deleted it and everybody just made fun of him
for being a fucking loser. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Imagine being a billionaire and caring about some random magazine list.
Loser shit was was what one fan said. Uh, sorry,
Jimmy Caleb has something you'll never have a personality. Hell,
he does have almost a billion followers. It's it is
crazy how how famous mister Beast is. He's so famous
and it has he has like food too. Ye, here's
(25:56):
mister Beast's food. Like I don't like snacks and stuff.
It's it's a level of fame. I can't wait to
get a mister beast. Iron lung at some point.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Comes back. Yeah, yeah, it is coming back. We'll talk more.
It's coming to borrow. It's coming back. It's coming back.
It's so hot right now. It's huge. That is the
thing that like, you know what else went viral? Yeah,
back of the viral covid covid. Uh, you know the
flu pandemic of nineteen eleven.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, Polio is an honorable mention in this year's list.
Bacterial polio went backterial.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I think because it was cured by what you're gonna
call it penicillin.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yes, the old pennacial socks. Sock made it sound so dirty.
It's the only salt.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, I got socked in the org sal to me.
All Right, that's been plenty. That's more than another. Thank
you so much for joining us. Where can people find you?
Follow you all that good stuff?
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, I was This was great. It was really great
seeing you at at the US Open.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
It was seeing you at our nation's capital.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
I don't think we had seen each other in over
five years, isn't that? Is that right in person like
it was before COVID very handsome. There are certain people
I've recently saw what's his name, the guy from SNL,
Mikey Jar Mikey Day in person, and like he's just
you know, he's like, ah, like goofy guy from SNL.
(27:29):
You see him in person, You're like, holy shit, this
guy is like handsome as hell.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Like everybody whose famous is so handsome it's crazy. Good fuck.
You're like at it, You're like you have to be
at ten. And then like they're like, all right, we'll
make you famous and like you'll be the ugly guy.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Yea, this is I failed at an analogy earlier that
we had to cut out of the podcast.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
This analogy I'll stand by.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Or it's like seeing a point guard in public where
they're always juxtaposed next to like six foot ten, yeah,
seven foot three guys. It's like, wait, this is the
tallest guy I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
So tall and crazy. But anyways, you have that too.
You're very handsome, like in person you are too.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
What an actor I forget his name, but he was
like a pilot in one of the Star Wars movies,
the New Ones. You probably have gotten a bunch of times.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
So Oliver over I got this ship all the time.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
It's over flat. No, I forget his day, but he's
also had a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, yeah, I had. This was put in sharply for me.
I saw the movie Weapons. Did you see Weapons? I
haven't seen it yet. Okay, well I saw the movie Weapons.
And then the guy who plays the cop in that
again plays like, you know, a kind of deadbeat cop.
Not the first he's not, he's not cast as like
this guy is handsome, he's just like a guy, and
(28:54):
then walked out of the movie like fifteen minutes later,
passed him on the street. In New York, and my
first instinct, because I'm dumb, was to be like, hey,
it's me from I was just watching you. Do you
remember from you the screen? Yeah to me, but yeah, yeah,
he was going into Josh Sharp's amazing show, which everybody
(29:15):
should go see if you're in New York sick. And
it's also next to my favorite pizza place. His show
is called Toda, and it's next to Bleeker Street Pizza,
which I hadn't had for a number of years and
got to have when I was back in New York.
And it holds up so now everybody knows about it.
And there's like lines around the block, which is such
a big line. It's great. Yeah, I went there once.
(29:35):
It was great, and I did wait for once the
Moana Maria and the Grandma Slice or the other two
that I think are worth checking out. So good Lake.
Where can people find you?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
They can find me in line at Bleaker Street Pizza
and then also at Blake wexternt All social media. I
Am tonight and tomorrow are going to be in Wilkes Barry,
Pennsylvania at wise Crackers Comedy Club and then so these
tickets aren't on sale yet, but I will be in
Asheville September twenty sixth December.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Seventh and is silent and oh Ashville, Oh there's another one.
There's another one.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Yeah, it's confusing when you talk about, you know, the
rock and roll in country music. But no, this one
is Asheville with the end is so silent. There isn't
one there this this end silence speaks volumes in Ashville,
North Carolina. The December seventh, I'll be in Chicago. January
sixth is the Big sixteenth Jesus Christ, I did it.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
I finally did it.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
January sixteenth, I'll be it in Brooklyn at the Little Field.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
That'll be a big show.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
So those tickets aren't on sale yet, but I would
love to see you guys there.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
And you won't be talking about where you're going to
be on January sixth, I'll be talking to where I was.
That's right. Yeah, I'll never forget, all right. You can
find me on Twitter, Jack on our Squirrel, Brian Blue
Skyjack will be one that's gonna do it for us
this afternoon. We are back tomorrow with a who last
episode of the show. Until then, be kind to each other,
(31:05):
be kind to yourselves, get your vaccines way you still can.
And boy, it's getting down to it. It's it's a wire.
We're coming down to the wire. Guys.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
We'll talk about it more on tomorrow's episode. Be kind
to each other, be kind to yourselves, don't do nothing
about white supremacy, and we will talk to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
The Daily Zeite guys as executive produced by Catherine Law,
co produced by Bee Wayne.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Co produced by Victor Wright
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Co written by Jam McNab, and edited and engineered by
Brian Jefferies.
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Altrand
and the Chipmunks. Let's see who was I think that
was the courtesy of Vanadium Silver on the discord. You
bet you, you bet you it was. My name is
Jack O'Brien. I'm thrilled to be joined in our second
seat by one mister very funny comedian. One mister very
(00:21):
funny comedian. His special is Daddy long Legs. His thighs
are plumpers because they're so ripped. He is Blake Waxland.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Thank you, miss beasts beast.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
If you'd like you use my copper.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Name missus Madams Beast, Madam beast, uh beast. It's not
good podcasting, it's great podcasting, Blake, it's wonderful podcasting. We
got to see each other in person at the US
Open fairly recently.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You suggested that my wife and I were getting a divorce.
I suggested that you said, by the tone that I'm
hearing you use with her, you should get it. You should. Yes,
When should a lawyer get off that call and call
a lawyer?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
She allowed me loudly heard me say to an innocent bystander,
that's never going to last.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
When I motioned towards both of you.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
So yeah, yeah, I don't know how long you've been
together for, but yeah things yeah, but yeah, you've got
a great city there, New York City.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I gotta say.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
So lovely, thank you, thankfully to the Queen's. Queen's very
easy to get to. I did have a blast. It
was there was like just one of these stupid things
where no matter how well intentioned you are, like sometimes
it just comes back to bite you in the ass.
Where there was this tennis player where I'm like, oh
my god, she is like so much cool at it
to like, she's like so captivating and so charismatic, and
(01:54):
then she ended up being the one who like yelled
at the other American tennis player.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh yes, the one who was like she was like,
you should be better at losing. What is your problem?
I also saw that girl and she seemed very like
her energy. I was like, she seems like kind of
like a spoiled twelve year old. I was like, how
old would I liked? And you do like that? You're like,
I like children who give off vibes like they could
(02:21):
be one of the kids who gets killed in Willy
Wonka's Chocolate factory, some hysterical tragedy.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, you know, it's like they just telling what terrible
also big news. The only real rooting interest that I
had was once I heard that somebody who's like ranked
in the top thirty in tennis named Casper Rude was
asked what he thought of New York City maybe my
favorite city in the world, New York City, and he
(02:52):
he came out and said it smells like weed, like everywhere,
on every corner. And the journalist like laughed, like haha, Finn,
and he was like, no, seriously, it's like have you
have you been there?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
It's and I was like, all right, this, this nerd
needs to lose. And indeed he did lose, right, Boy
did he? Boy did he lose unexpectedly for the second
major in in a row. He's maybe maybe he should
uh take a chill pill or you know, I don't know,
(03:23):
try try some of that weed that he subjects to.
Because whatever you got going on, Casper Rude, it ain't working.
I don't even smoke weed. But I'm so defensive of
New York New Yorkers being able to do it, to
do whatever the hell they want.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, as they have forever, as they will continue to
There was a a player name I think like Tomas
Machach or something. He's like check right, you beep it out,
like we can't say Muchach actually a problem. Yeah, that's
(04:00):
huge problem. I think that was he has like really
short shorts and like is one of the most captivating
play like he did a split by accident, like yesterday
he played against fan Seka, this Brazilian.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
But like it's it's a cool thing.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
If you ever want to go to the US Open,
if you get the cheapest ticket, you can just jump
around to.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Every single into places. It's crazy. It's so much people
like playing on a tennis court. That's just like they're
right there. You could reach out and give him a
little shoulder rub. Though I've been told you should not
do that.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, oh my god. The hollering when I did that
was insanely Okay, we get it, Jesus.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I have talked about how the like there's there's a
great anecdote from the podcaster Sean Clements, who one of
the Hollywood Handbook guys. Very funny. I think one of
the funniest podcasters out there, was talking he wrote a
movie about tennis and pickleball and had a bunch of
(05:00):
of famous tennis like Andy Roddick was like one of
the consultants. Cocoa Golf's coach, Brad Gilbert was one of
the consultants, and he's like they all just like talk
about men's legs the whole time. They're like obsessed with
how strong men's legs are. I'm in yeah, yeah. He
(05:20):
was like he made fun of one of them too,
like he was like, yeah, this guy's like obsessed with legs,
and Andy Roddick was like, yeah, man, me too, Like
that's like it is the most important thing in tennis,
is like having a great pair of legs on you.
So I just thought i'd tell that story to you
because you, you know, famously canonically got them plumpers on you.
(05:44):
I do, I do.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, that's been it's been fun watching the next generation
of legs, you know, in this tournament.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
So it's been cool for me. Yeah yeah, all right,
speaking of the next generation, let's talk about Will Smith.
So Will Smith posted a concert video in Europe where
he was like, it's great. The caption was it was
great to see you up close and like be seen
(06:11):
by you up close, and the concert footage was him
in what appeared to be like a sold out show
in the coliseum I don't know, like like kind of
old timey and European venue, and yeah, the venue's crazy
and people noticed. However, so I see the video, I'm like,
(06:33):
oh my god, Will Smith is like like like the
the way the Germans feel about David Haselhoff, Like that
is how like some other European nation feels about Will Smith.
And then someone paused and zoomed on the crowd, and
we got some major clankers in there. Man. We got
some the word the new slur for robots. We got
(06:55):
some bad acid hallucinations happening all over their faces, like
they're just a disaster, you know, like just scrunch faces.
We got faces, we got eyes that are missing. Yeah,
just like faces folding in over each other. Really horrifying stuff.
(07:16):
And I assumed, Okay, Will Smith is exaggerating the size
of his crowd. That's set in the same way that
like a lot of the videos that he released in
connection with his album that dropped back in March that
we all remember and we all listened to eagerly snapped
(07:38):
up and started listening to on a regular basis you.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Had to tell Justin to stop playing those songs at
the end of the episodes that Miles isn't on.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
It was like, yeah, you've done that one before for
the past five days in a row. Yeah. Those videos
like made me sad where he was like, I'm just
freestyling here, and like the freestyle sucked, but he was
like feeling him so much, and it's just it made
me sad for it, not not.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Necessarily for him. He seemed to be having fun, but
for the inevitable passage of time. You know that we're
all getting older, and this felt like, Okay, he's he's
really getting sad. Turns out an AI, an AI like doctor,
like somebody who like checks into this stuff, looked into
(08:26):
it and was like, all right, so here's what happened.
He's not adding people to the crowd. He what he's doing.
He's not making his crowd seem bigger than it really is.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
He's making his budget seem bigger than it really is.
What they've done is those like moving shots over the
crowd were initially photographs and they turned they used AI
to turn them into videos, and the AI just like,
isn't good enough to do that yet now so they
you know, it doesn't make it any better. It's bad.
(08:58):
I mean, it makes it less sad. He's not being like, look,
everybody was here, everybody loved me.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
It just but but it does suck that he instead
of like hiring a video production team, he just like
took some pictures that people took on their iPhone and
tried to make it look like he had a I
was spending a lot of money on it. So yeah,
just not a shot that you need like we didn't. Yeah,
you didn't need to. It's just one of those things.
(09:25):
It's like, well, I think we made this joke before,
but it's like walking in on your kid and they're
in a room and they just go nothing, where it's
like wait, I would wait now, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Now? It's not good.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
It's the same with this where it's like why is
why are these like these weird deformed ghoules you know
in his audience, And it's like all right, so what
else is going are there people not going on?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yeah? Yeah, it's not very budget. Yeah, like I don't
think there's a city in the United States where he
would have this size of crap.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Personally, I agree and I think it would even just
off the virtue that he is a high he's such
a famous actor and he can also perform music, you know, right,
or even if you put like Brian Cox live Central Park, like, yeah,
I'd go watch that like.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
The average musician.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah yeah, people would, of course, I'll see that truly,
And they also don't speak English, so they don't know
how bad his rhymes are.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
It's just like it's not the short of it. Yeah, yeah,
sounds like it was like written by a Romanian guy,
like the rets that he's coming up with. All right,
We've also need to talk, of course about mass shooting
that happened. Two children have been killed following a shooting
at a Minneapolis Catholic school, and as usual, the right
(10:48):
gave us a tsunami of bullshit in order to sidestep
the issue of gun control. Gun control seems like at
this moment it is a thing that every everybody has
given up on. I talked before about how there's this
like Malcolm Bladwell article in The New Yorker, those like
had some interesting things to say about like crime, and
(11:11):
like the very clear moral of the article was like
if people didn't have guns, like murder would go so
far down it's crazy, like guns are the only Most
crimes are not planned out, they're just a thing that happened,
like a murder. Most murders happen. The vast majority of
murders happen because somebody is like going through something or
(11:34):
really angry and has access to a gun. And if
they didn't have access to the gun, the murder would
not have happened. That was the very clear moral of
the story. And he's like interviewing a criminologist and they're like, yeah,
but I mean, we're never going to get rid of
guns in America, so we can we can move past
that and try to find out their solutions. Yeah. Yeah.
The other big thing, and this is always like a
(11:54):
thing that Americans have to deal with whenever there is
one of these mass shootings that happen again because of
gun control laws controlled by conservatives, we have to be like, uh, oh,
who is the person who did it and are they
going to be able to turn this into some sort
of political statement. The shooter was reportedly a trans woman
and had a kill Trump message written on their weaponry,
(12:17):
along with anti semitic and racist language. So I feel
like those balance each other out, but people on the
right have claimed that this is an excuse to push
for transphobic policies, suggests that this is becoming a pattern.
Elon Musk retweeted that just a quick check on the
math there, so the percentage of mass shooters who are
(12:42):
trans point one to one percent. That is compared to
the overall percentage of the population, which is between point
five and one percent, So it would be like one
fifth to one tenth as common as it should be statistic. Also,
trans people are more often the victims of mass shootings
(13:06):
than the perpetrators of the mass shooting. So that should
tell you everything you want to know. But you know,
if you if you have a political point to make,
your going to do it. Carolyn Levitt decided to share
a post on Instagram Instagram uhta grim from a conservative
(13:27):
lifestyle magazine which suggested that a demonic force was responsible
for the shooting, and JD Vance offered his thoughts and
prayers and then got all defensive when people were like,
fuck your prayers. But I know everybody's hearing me say. Okay,
here's what Jade Vance said, Here's what you know, Carolyn
Levitt said, But like, what did First Lady Malania Trump
(13:48):
have to say about this? We're all, you know, let's
silence involved deafening? Is she going to write anything on
the back of her coach? What are we going to
do here? So for some reason, she decided to go
on Twitter and offer her own ideas of how to
prevent school shootings, which were the plot from Minority Report.
(14:09):
She said there should be preemptive intervention based on early
warning signs. And Fox News is you know, running with this.
They had a former IDF operative on who's trying to
sell Trump and Israeli style AI threat detection platform Jesus Yeah,
which seems not good for for some reason. It just
(14:32):
seems bad. Some flags are being raised in there, the
color red. But that I do I do think, you know,
the the FUCOS boomerang, The idea of you know, the
tools of empire being used abroad then coming home like
that feels like what we're going to see here Like that,
I could see this becoming very popular where uh, you know,
(14:55):
suddenly people are quietly being arrested or loudly by asked thugs.
It doesn't seem to matter anymore because of like, you know,
something that a social media algorithm is said about what
they said.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I wouldn't be surprised if the rights so the and
I do actually believe this that the right would suggest
to ban schools to avoid school shootings before they would
ban guns. You know, it's like, well, the shootings are
happening and the schools are the problem. Let's make ourselves
even stupid or rather than yeah, it's it's one of
these things like speaking.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Of the kind of what they did where they're just like,
we just need cops in the classroom. It's like, well
then it like stops really being school at that point, right.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, so what is that then, because it's not school,
you know, we need more cops in the classroom. So scary,
But yeah, I think like once Sandy Hook happened, because
because I think the question we ask ourselves, like what
will it fucking take for gun control, and not even
as a rhetorical question, like what would the answer be
(15:58):
if not midwact stern children in a church, Like I
don't know, not even rhetorically, what else you could possibly
choose as a as the worst thing to them, Like
it's yeah, and like you said, they're looking for a someone,
some entity to blame other than the thing that's firing
(16:21):
the bullets that kill people. And this of course, you
know the person happened to be trans either, even though
that's the least common thing in the entire world. So
of course now they're like, oh cool, now we cannot
talk about guns and do more hateful shit.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
So yeah, it's the worst. They didn't have anything to
say about the fact that the truoder's rifle, shotgun, and
pistol we're all lawfully purchased because those are the laws
in America, because it's a good country. We're going to
take a quick break. We're going to come back and
talk about mister Beast. Thank god, we'll be right bad
And also an orgy dome. Yeah, that's what we call it.
(17:00):
Tea and we're back.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
And I realized now nobody's listening, because it might have
sounded like the orgy dome and the mister Beast story.
We're connected, and nobody wants to hear about mister beasts
in a.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Word, We don't don't know if they were, we don't,
that's true. So the orgy dome, uh, the top of
the orgy dome, just like blew off at Burning Man
and I think it was just that the orgy action
was like so powerful. They were just the roof off.
They sucked the roof right off that banger. This is
(17:43):
something from like a mood like Yeah, I feel like
this was a common thing in movies where like the
roof would fall off of a thing and people would
be like in a shower or something like covering you
know what I mean, like in old timey movies like that.
Just that actually happened. But so this is a thing
(18:03):
that exists at Burning Man where couples, I think generally
sign up for this and you like sign a form,
a consent form, and then you get to have sex
with strangers in a orgy tent the orgy dome. And
then this year it has been the highest wins in
(18:27):
a long time. It's been it's been a bad run
for Burning Man. I feel like they've had a tough time. Yeah.
Last year it was like just a giant mud field.
This year it's just crazy winds and then mud and
the orgy dome fell victim to high winds and we
got to we are ip to the orgy dome. We
(18:51):
we got to see what Oh. Brian the editor has
shared the alleged entrance to the orgy Dome, which is
a giant bejeweled asshole asshole. Yes, yeah, yeah, of reking
pink rectum. There's also a video of the orgy Dome
that you know, after the wind blew it away. Uh,
(19:13):
and it looks like shit because it's like, I don't know,
like the lights on in a bar, you know, there's
just like purple like benches for people to like fuck on.
It's kind of what it feels like.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I hope this is, you know, because clearly the orgy
Dome had seen better days. So I hope they come
back next year with a more structurally sound orgy Dome,
you know, with more comfortable purple fuck benches, and one
that would withstand the wind of the desert, because you
just don't know when a gust of wind will come
(19:50):
and just blow that orgy dome clear into the air.
And no one wants that. The orgiers don't want that,
we don't want that.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
It's I feel like orgies are yeah, like and the
editor said orgies are meant for opulent palaces, not tents
in the desert. Well I could see like the right
tent in the desert, you know, working out. But like
in this case, everybody's filthy, Like they're given the option
to wear gloves for sand purposes, which is just like,
I don't know, man.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
God like that just I forgot about the sand immediately
makes me want to not fuck with that.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
That's a that's an immediate knopam for me.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
No, that is a that is a nod fuck with
that situation for sure.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah, and finally there's a the article that we've all
been waiting for. Rolling Stone has come out with the
twenty five most Influential Creators of twenty twenty five content creators,
the new artists, the artists of our era.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
That, by the way, is what they would use to
get everybody horny before they entered the orgy dome. They
just pass out twenty five just to go ye, hell yeah,
yes please.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
So I think Drew Sky's number two. My favorite person
on the list Caleb Hearing at number six, very funny comedian.
Uh neck and neck with Miss Rachel at number three.
I don't personally take in a lot of Miss Rachel's content,
but I do appreciate what miss Rachel does four children
and also taking a stand for Palestine and society, and
(21:29):
just like but uh so Caleb at number six another
guy you may have heard of, mister Beast. Is there
a Missus Beast? Oh? Is there a missus Beast? Jimmy
Jimmy Donaldson.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Uh fake ass Superman sidekick ass name Jimmy Donalds.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
By mister Beast as well. I mean, like Jimmy Donaldson
who turns into mister Beast is just like such a
comic book ass. Like yes, but he's so his whole
thing is that he makes people like do stuff for money,
but it's like as a he like he has somehow
spun it as like as not you know, a guy
(22:16):
in a top hat making unhoused people fight each other
for his amusement and instead is like, I'm like the
greatest philanthropist alive. And it has worked on the children
I've spoken before about. We were staying with our friends
in Boston and they were like, oh, you live in
(22:37):
LA And I was like here it comes like, have
have I met Brad Pitt or you know? They were
like have you met mister Beast? I was like, oh no,
I don't think so. And they're like ah, And that
was it. No more, no more follow ups. That was
the only one they cared about, and yeah, they I
(22:58):
don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
That's That's another big thing is that it's not just
the like mister Beast has become a thing for the
parents to willingly deliver their children as feed to mister Beast.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Is that true parents like mister Beast?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah, I think like, it's it's people because you have
to allow the kids to where I know a bunch
of parents because you know, it's how do you get kids,
you know, get kids toys or whatever, Like obviously it's
the parents buying it, you know.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, so I've heard that.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I've seen a lot of parents be like, oh, it's
you know, it's like McDonald it's it's like fast food,
you know, but like for children.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
So yeah, they're consuming it. These are like the cool
parents who are like, yeah, my parents, let me watch
mister Beast. So he was not playing. And the other
way that he gets to the parents, by the way,
is he is a mainstay at the orgy tent. Yes,
he's been his way through that thing for a decade now.
But he got mad about being on this list because
(24:01):
he was behind Caleb Heren, who was so funny, who
has a talent that very very talented Verson is not
just a person who has like a gamified and algorithm
but is just like there because he has a ton
of talent is super funny. And mister Beast's response to
(24:23):
being directly behind him, instead of being like, oh my god,
that's crazy to be that close to you know, somebody
who's like an amazing comedic voice, was according to this list,
a guy with one million followers is more influential than me.
And again that so just a reminder that the list
appeared in Rolling Stone magazine. God with one million followers
(24:44):
more influential than me? What did I do to piss
off the Rolling Stones? Which is, I admit, very funny.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Let's hope that's not a typo and that he does
think that.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
That I have a magazine.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah, and they put lists in it. They like bands's
albums and stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Keith is just like real big onto into like who
the biggest influencers are Keith and Mick? Yeah? What is
Keith's last name? Why can't I think of the Richards?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
I was gonna say Richard's but it sounded wrong, you know,
where like it's something you've heard so many times where
it's like, what are those tissues called.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
That end with X, like you can't even think of it. Yeah. Anyways,
he deleted it and everybody just made fun of him
for being a fucking loser. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Imagine being a billionaire and caring about some random magazine list.
Loser shit was was what one fan said. Uh, sorry,
Jimmy Caleb has something you'll never have a personality. Hell,
he does have almost a billion followers. It's it is
crazy how how famous mister Beast is. He's so famous
and it has he has like food too. Ye, here's
(25:56):
mister Beast's food. Like I don't like snacks and stuff.
It's it's a level of fame. I can't wait to
get a mister beast. Iron lung at some point.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Comes back. Yeah, yeah, it is coming back. We'll talk more.
It's coming to borrow. It's coming back. It's coming back.
It's so hot right now. It's huge. That is the
thing that like, you know what else went viral? Yeah,
back of the viral covid covid. Uh, you know the
flu pandemic of nineteen eleven.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, Polio is an honorable mention in this year's list.
Bacterial polio went backterial.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I think because it was cured by what you're gonna
call it penicillin.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yes, the old pennacial socks. Sock made it sound so dirty.
It's the only salt.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, I got socked in the org sal to me.
All Right, that's been plenty. That's more than another. Thank
you so much for joining us. Where can people find you?
Follow you all that good stuff?
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, I was This was great. It was really great
seeing you at at the US Open.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
It was seeing you at our nation's capital.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
I don't think we had seen each other in over
five years, isn't that? Is that right in person like
it was before COVID very handsome. There are certain people
I've recently saw what's his name, the guy from SNL,
Mikey Jar Mikey Day in person, and like he's just
you know, he's like, ah, like goofy guy from SNL.
(27:29):
You see him in person, You're like, holy shit, this
guy is like handsome as hell.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Like everybody whose famous is so handsome it's crazy. Good fuck.
You're like at it, You're like you have to be
at ten. And then like they're like, all right, we'll
make you famous and like you'll be the ugly guy.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Yea, this is I failed at an analogy earlier that
we had to cut out of the podcast.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
This analogy I'll stand by.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Or it's like seeing a point guard in public where
they're always juxtaposed next to like six foot ten, yeah,
seven foot three guys. It's like, wait, this is the
tallest guy I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
So tall and crazy. But anyways, you have that too.
You're very handsome, like in person you are too.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
What an actor I forget his name, but he was
like a pilot in one of the Star Wars movies,
the New Ones. You probably have gotten a bunch of times.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
So Oliver over I got this ship all the time.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
It's over flat. No, I forget his day, but he's
also had a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, yeah, I had. This was put in sharply for me.
I saw the movie Weapons. Did you see Weapons? I
haven't seen it yet. Okay, well I saw the movie Weapons.
And then the guy who plays the cop in that
again plays like, you know, a kind of deadbeat cop.
Not the first he's not, he's not cast as like
this guy is handsome, he's just like a guy, and
(28:54):
then walked out of the movie like fifteen minutes later,
passed him on the street. In New York, and my
first instinct, because I'm dumb, was to be like, hey,
it's me from I was just watching you. Do you
remember from you the screen? Yeah to me, but yeah, yeah,
he was going into Josh Sharp's amazing show, which everybody
(29:15):
should go see if you're in New York sick. And
it's also next to my favorite pizza place. His show
is called Toda, and it's next to Bleeker Street Pizza,
which I hadn't had for a number of years and
got to have when I was back in New York.
And it holds up so now everybody knows about it.
And there's like lines around the block, which is such
a big line. It's great. Yeah, I went there once.
(29:35):
It was great, and I did wait for once the
Moana Maria and the Grandma Slice or the other two
that I think are worth checking out. So good Lake.
Where can people find you?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
They can find me in line at Bleaker Street Pizza
and then also at Blake wexternt All social media. I
Am tonight and tomorrow are going to be in Wilkes Barry,
Pennsylvania at wise Crackers Comedy Club and then so these
tickets aren't on sale yet, but I will be in
Asheville September twenty sixth December.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Seventh and is silent and oh Ashville, Oh there's another one.
There's another one.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Yeah, it's confusing when you talk about, you know, the
rock and roll in country music. But no, this one
is Asheville with the end is so silent. There isn't
one there this this end silence speaks volumes in Ashville,
North Carolina. The December seventh, I'll be in Chicago. January
sixth is the Big sixteenth Jesus Christ, I did it.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
I finally did it.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
January sixteenth, I'll be it in Brooklyn at the Little Field.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
That'll be a big show.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
So those tickets aren't on sale yet, but I would
love to see you guys there.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
And you won't be talking about where you're going to
be on January sixth, I'll be talking to where I was.
That's right. Yeah, I'll never forget, all right. You can
find me on Twitter, Jack on our Squirrel, Brian Blue
Skyjack will be one that's gonna do it for us
this afternoon. We are back tomorrow with a who last
episode of the show. Until then, be kind to each other,
(31:05):
be kind to yourselves, get your vaccines way you still can.
And boy, it's getting down to it. It's it's a wire.
We're coming down to the wire. Guys.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
We'll talk about it more on tomorrow's episode. Be kind
to each other, be kind to yourselves, don't do nothing
about white supremacy, and we will talk to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
The Daily Zeite guys as executive produced by Catherine Law,
co produced by Bee Wayne.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Co produced by Victor Wright
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Co written by Jam McNab, and edited and engineered by
Brian Jefferies.
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