July 29, 2025 • 62 mins
In episode 1904, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian, Blair Socci, to discuss… Dating Study Finds That Men Are…Holy Sh*t The Comment Section, Online PI’s Thriving, Sydney Sweeney Ad Campaign Is Taking Heat For Its Nazi Vibes and more!
- Dating Study Finds That Men Are…Holy Sh*t The Comment Section
- Online PI’s Thriving
- Sydney Sweeney poses in jeans, skips her top for new ad campaign
- Sydney Sweeney’s Spicy Jeans Campaign Sends American Eagle Stock Soaring
- Sydney Sweeney's American Eagle Ad Sparks Outrage, But Fans Praise Her For 'Killing Woke Advertising'
- Sydney Sweeney’s new campaign draws fire for racial undertones
- Know Your Meme: "Sydney Sweeney Has Great Jeans" American Eagle Ad
- Brooke Shields Says She Was "Naive" About Her Racy Calvin Klein Commercial
SEE BLAIR SOCCI @ Dallas Comedy Club AUG. 2, 2025!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
You look like you time traveled in a good way. Really,
your skin looks amazing. If you compared this with your
I don't know, like senior year photo, I feel like
you may have the same face. I don't know why.
I'm like, what is this, Blair? I don't know. I
mean the most complimentary way, I'm like, is this some
looper ship?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Guys my best motherfucking friends. You know that?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yes, you know that. So I'm objective.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Skincare is my autistic special interest.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Oh really yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh you have thrilled me right now. Yeah, I may
spend nineteen hours a day on skincare. TikTok, I.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Mark Blair. I don't. I don't like for real, I'm like,
you look like a child.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
You know I'm going to be thirty nine in October.
You're not. It's crazy, Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Not based on what I'm saying. Wrong, wrong, incorrect, incorrect,
Try again, asshole, thank you. This fucker didn't even know
about nine to eleven?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah exactly? Did you know nine to eleven was based
on her true story? That's what she said the other day.
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I didn't know that. That's so crazy. Yeah, I've heard
a lot of rumors about it. Whenever I go to
the airportcy.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
You think the conspiracy and loose changes just that it
happened at all.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
They say that thing happened from the shame.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three ninety nine,
episode two of Dirty It's production of iHeart Radio Miles
were almost at season four hundred, the famed season flour
that we've all been waiting for, you know, and totally
realized we were coming up on before I just read
that number.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
We missed. We could have done something cool for the
three hundred. When we did episode season three hundred, we
totally didn't do a Lionitis Leonidas like Spartan thing. We
missed that one at all. No, we were just shirtless
that week when we're recording.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
No one want to completely incidental.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
We don't famously don't know how much we've been doing
this show. Justin the other day was like, Okay, this
is about to be the two thousandth episode. I'm like, bro,
I don't even know that's not her. Maybe it's like
whatever I I did say seven at the most, Yeah,
I was like, shut your mouth. There's no such thing
as two thousand episodes of this fucking show.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Oh man, it's all like once we start recording, it
just all goes into a collective ocean of recording the
daily guess that I have no concept of how long
we've been doing it for.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, except a relative was listening to an older episode
and they're like, I wanted to hear your podcast. When
I was like over and I was like, please don't
do this. Oh my god. They played it in front
of you. Oh yeah, as if it were like music
at a brunch. Was like putting this show on in
the background where I'm like, you don't need to hear
me cursing all the time about like Obama boners. But
(03:11):
they knew it. They fucking with the contact. Go ahead.
Yeah yeah, by all means.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
This is the podcast where we take a deep dive
into American share consciousness. And it is Tuesday, July twenty ninth, Dude,
Amazing food day.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Today it's National Chicken wing Day, National Lasagna Day. Okay,
so if you like wings or your garfield, you're locked
in hell.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, wings and lasagna. Yeah, that's a fucking that's a
sprectlee together. But oh they really you have the whole
all the savory foods possibly need.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Hold on, but you wouldn't eat like a chicken wing
appetizer and then your lasagna and be like, I get
what did I do? What did I do? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
You're like, this is that would be? That would be
perfectly fun?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Or a lasagna appetizer for your chicken wing dinner. I
don't know. Up to you, It's totally up to you.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Chicken wings in lasagna, chicken lasagna. But the bones are
still right chicken.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Okay, you're trying to make it fucked up. Now, it's
just full.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Bone chicken wings.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I just put some wingstopucking, man.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I was trying something all the Instead of Marion and
Aara sauce, it's all buffalo sauce.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh Mike, God, you're gonna get a I'm getting an
ulcer thinking. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
My name is Jack O'Brien aka Potatoes O'Brien, culinary themed
nicknamed for wonderful wings in Lasagna day, and I'm thrilled
to be joined as always by my co host mister.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Miles Grass Miles Gray.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Kay, did you heir Hulk Hogan died? A union busting
racist that never sold them. I hope she can Randy
destroy his soul.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I hope that he rots and her. Okay, shout out
to First Blood five twenty two. I knew Hulk Hogan
was raised. And then I saw all the people being like,
let me tell you about another racist thing.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
He's like it was his defining feature, the racist guy.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
They're like, yeah, w w guy, but we all know
the guy's a scab too. Oh my god. But then
I saw that quote where his family's like, now is
not the time to be pointing out that he was racist,
And I'm like, that's who his dying day. Yeah, I look,
I don't I don't know him, but anyway, don't be racist.
I don't know him, but I don't know him. No,
(05:33):
he wasn't my favorite anyway. I liked the more race
on its faced racist characters like Tatanka, the very problematic
Native American guy, those ones I like, you know, or
mark what I'm talking about?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
This right here, this is what I'm talking I do
like the nation of domination.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
That was who wrote the ak oh sorry that was
First Blood five to two.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, my favorite of the Rambo movies.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I like that they included a criticism of him, like
never selling moves. Yeah, he's like also just bad at
acting when it comes to you.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh, I don't know if you were watching and then
mid like there was the Nation of Domination where they
had like all these wrestlers of color and be like, oh,
look at the just fucking you know these like Muslim
like coded black panther did like one of the characters
have an X in there now. Uh No, it was
like Farouk uh crush. That's how the rock started when
(06:28):
he was Rocky Maya Villa. Anyway, Wow, this is all
wrestling shit that.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I think I was out on it by then. I
know I was out on it by then because I
was out on it after after hul Cogan and Andre the.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Giant, after Sergeant Slaughter went bye bye.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
That's right, Miles. We're thrilled to be joined in our
third seat by a t DZ Hall of Famer, one
of the very faces on Mount Zeitemore, a brilliant stand
up comedian you know from I don't know, MTV, Comedy Central, NBC,
True TV if you watch it way too many just
so much TV. Also, Bob's Burgers for Our Special Life
(07:03):
from the Big Dog is hilarious and you can go
watch it right now. Please welcome back to the show.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's Blair sucking in the building, in the building, Claire.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Good to see you guys. Well it is. I have
missed you so much, and you know, just our little
pre chat, I was like, God, I'm home again.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You know, I'm home your home. Though you can smell
the lasagna in the oven.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Big Dog's home, baby, big dogs?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Is that what the rock's cooking? Cooking? Is cooking this
whole time?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I love lasagna, I love Marinera.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
What's your favorite Italian food?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
What's my favorite Italian food? If I if I had
to go to like just my full truth, it would
be pizza. But I feel like that's such like a fine,
that's a rube answer.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
But yeah, I like, okay, if you if an Italian
person asked you or whether you would get self conscious
about saying that we should we do some care work,
Hey you plan? What is it? Damn?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I lost it right away and I never had it.
Someone say yeah, say okay, if I can ask you
one question there it is.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
What's your favorite Italian food? Oh? Yeah, that's I tried
making that recently. I fucked up so badly.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It was so incredible.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Oh, yeah, I fucked up. I look, I'm I it
was my first time at It requires a lot more
finesse than I had.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Miles, you you have to give yourself a break. You
can't just you know, hit a home run. I'm one,
it kind.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Of I know, I know, I know. It's it's like
each year old just got into the Hall of Fame.
It's about those little hits.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
You totally, I totally know that person you're talking about
right now.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I know, I know, I know you do.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Miles gets up to the majors in its first at bat,
doesn't hit a home run and is like.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
This because I quit, you got on base. Though you
got on base. I don't care when the home run
I'm done looks so you don't even know. That's so stupid.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I feel like my Italian order completely is dependent on
like where like if I'm at an Italian restaurant, I'm
going to get a pasta dish because you're gone, I'm
going to fucking like because the bowls never end. But
if I'm going to, like I said, it depends on
like how high level. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean,
(09:36):
Because like pizza is just the staple. It's my favorite food.
I'm gonna get it anywhere, but at an Italian restaurant.
Even if the Italian restaurant offers pizza, I feel like
it's not it's not always the best thing they do,
you know.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I had I went to a restaurant that had like
a just a tomato sauce pizza, no cheese on it,
and I was with an Italian person and they ordered
it and I was like, I was like laughing, like
this ain't no pizza, and they're like, this is what
we eat in Italy actually, like you'll just have like
cheese less kind of slices.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
With this, And I was like, oh, yeah, that's not
my thing.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Though.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I'm a cheese I'm a freaking cheese hat. I said
that cheese from mile away. But you know what, I
also love I freaking snap that ship out like a
little freaking canine. I like a I love a soft
ravioli that melts in your mouth like my dad makes
(10:26):
it from scratch. It's crazy, like if you get a
well done ravioli, yeah, it will take you to the heaven.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Oh like you mean, like not the pasta is not
overcooked because it's like it's like right in that perfect
if you get.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Like a perfectly executed ravioli, like it is nirvana, like
a fresh, high quality like the thinnest, softest pasta of
a ravioli. I mean that is like that's our it's
life changing.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
It really is something in a bag loose with a
bunch of other raviolis. Most of them are split open,
like the way that I always grew up with my Yeah. Yeah,
you just have to like jam a wedge in there
to like break off a chunk of ravioli.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I don't think I ever felt anything for ravioli until
like my dad started making them from scratch.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
That's beautiful. I'm gonna have to come over to your house.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah you should, all, Blair.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
We're thrilled to have you. We're going to get to
know you a little bit better in a moment, for sure.
We're going to tell the listeners a couple of the
things that we're talking about today. We're going to look
at a dating study, mainly the comment section of a
dating study. Yeah that is horrifying. The dating study found
this is going to surprise a lot of people that
men bad at gauging where they should be, like aiming
(11:44):
right right and where like They're like, why doesn't she
love me?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
About? What league are we in? You know, the study
itself isn't perfect either, But again, this is the second
when you you put something out that was like, hey
men on dating apps, maybe this thing is maybe slightly
out of touch here. I like, I saw the New
York Posts put this up, and I was like, let's
check the comments really quick to see if people are
taking any of this information on board. Why doesn't she
(12:10):
love me? I bothered showing up? Yeah, I saved her
from that big turtle character with the spiky hair. God
damn her and say, speach.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
We're gonna talk about online private investigators who are exposing cheaters.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
This is there's an article in Wired.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
I think that is a you know, saying that this
is part of the like CEO head of HR cold
Play thing that like, people are just we want to
watch people get found out, get caught. We want to drive.
We're lonely, and we want to dive into other people's suffering,
other people's relationships, which I think is like partially true,
but I also don't I don't know that everybody uniting
(12:55):
to dunk on those people was necessarily all like just
guilty pleasure. I think there's something about a tech ceo
and his head of hl Oh yeah, yeah, I feel
like we'll talk about that Sidney Sweeney ad campaign that's
taking heat for like just like eugenics, eugenic undertones, just
(13:18):
like e ish you know, yeah, Jeni Ish.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Please let's just focus on the depravity of the Brookshields
ad that they were, you know, trying to also mimic.
Maybe that's what it is too all.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
That plenty more, But first, Blair, we do like to
ask our guests, what is something from your search history
that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I think I think the last thing I googled was
scalp oil because I'm trying to go on a hair
growing journey because my brother rudely left this earth, and
it is I think it's affecting my hair.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
That's yeah, can definitely happen.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Is that something cheerful to bring up?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
But sorry for me, it's definitely something happening in your life.
And we were talking about it off Mike, and it's
I can only imagine how stressful that is.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Honestly, yeah, it's stressful, but at least you know the
world is really peace and calm.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
The world is a nice, just place that you can.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Rest find refuge all around.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yeah, how are the oils helping?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I think they're going. Well?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
You know there looks good. You're not for people who
are just listening. Yeah, Blair is not coming to us
with like, you know, a few.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Old by Jack and Miles. I'm freaking bald, now, God,
how I look like freaking pitbull? Right now?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Okay, motherfucker? How dare you tell us what bald is? Right?
Tell me what bald is?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
That's okay. I know I've never seen your head though
you're always wearing a hat. But I oh, there we go,
but I.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Love Oh there we go, Oh there we go? Oh god?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, do you know I think that the most attractive
man I've had are seen his bald?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah? Of course?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
What's his name? His name is? I always get shipped
for this? Oh, Miles Gray, thank you? James Leisure, Leisure,
James Leisure. He's been in a million things, but most
the one I remember him most from his Girlfriend's Guide
to Divorce, the one scripted show from Bravo.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Wait, how do you suppose a researcher named how do
you suppose last name? I need to see l E.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
S U R E. James Leisure. He's a bald man
and I find him so attractive.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Oh yeah, yeah, I know this guy.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Oh that's my is your aw that's a mistake. Yeah,
that's a mistake him.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh okay, I forget I even mentioned it. I really apologize.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
No, he has beautiful shaped tes. That's the thing you
gotta have. Amazing. Well.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I think about that all the time because when I
had that tumor ticket out of my head six months ago,
they had told me I was gonna have to shave
half my head and I was just like, no, I
have a bulbous head. It looks like a basketball I
can't do that.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Basketball is not bad basketball.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
You don't want to have a perfectly round, gigantic basketball
head that looks like a balloon from up Jack.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah, you know, probably a balloon from up very specifically,
you do not want that to be.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
People have beautiful shaped heads. I just like, look incredible
with balts.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yeah. People. I see people clowning people who have the
basketball head and they say they look like that children's cartoon.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Kayu, Oh I haven't seen that.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, it's like it's like a little kid who got
the straight up basketball dome, like that ship.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Oh yeah, that's me.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I am yeah. Whenever I was like, who's Kalilu? And
then as a parent, and then you hear the name Kayu,
I'm like, oh fuck, okay, I've been actually in public.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
If the makers of Kayu are listening to this, please
do catch me on your program. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Blair could not actually play that because Blair currently has hair,
although probably do do a bald cop.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
You do have the skin of a baby character on
a TV show. You could play a baby with that
if you decided to shave your head.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I just need to tell the listeners that Jack and
Miles have extended such kindness to me this morning because
they know I'm in a lot of deep pain and
they're giving me a lot of compliments.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Don't mitigate, don't mitigate. Accept these compliments because they're.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Coming from the ting me to a different dimension of happiness,
really and I need that. So thanks to my guys.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I'm just saying, Blair, I've known you for a while
and I honestly what you you've d EIGHTHD I don't
know why, it's crazy, that's sure. The secret with me later,
say the secret with me later.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
You know, we're talking on a recent episode about like
our slash bald and like how I Reddit. It's a
subreddit where people like celebrate bald w's and I'm wondering,
have they ever done a like Mount Rushmore of best
bald heads? And you know, I feel like Michael Jordan
(18:09):
Jason Statham are two that like pop into my head there.
They have to be like, they've got great bald heads.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
You're not your boy Bruce willis.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
There.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I also have to add I'd be remiss not to
add Andre Agassi, who famously revealed the truth of his
bald This man was gluing on a wig. Can you imagine?
And he had a field and he would have died
with that secret had he not revealed it in his memoir.
(18:43):
You know, we would have no idea. And then when
he took it off, I was like, this is a
good looking man. He didn't need that wig. I think
we also have to include Kelly Slater as well. Surfs up.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Oh yeah, he always was. He always bald as long as.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I've been alive, which is only seven years, thus underrated.
I'm gonna have to go my dad's locks. It's really
incredible for a genteel Italian family. My father has been
smoking uh salmon for many years and he's a salesman
(19:22):
in a real like pull yourself up by the bootstraps
kind of man, a hard worker, scrappy guy. And about
thirty years ago he went on a fishing trip to
Alaska and he had this like smoked salmon at the
fishing house there that they caught. Then he they said
it was a secret family recipe and he somehow like
(19:43):
got this guy to tell him and he makes the
most incredible locks. And I was just thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Oh hell yeh. When I first said that, I thought
he was creating l o c ks locks. I was like, oh,
is he a locksmith?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
I also went on a journey when you said my
dad's locks, and I was like, okay, it's either locks
locks that like go on a door or dreadlocks. And
then you said he's been smoking. I was like, oh no,
I'm smoking weed and he has dreadlocks smoking salmon, but
smoking salmon and he has locks l o X. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
You know, I am a little bit insane. One thing
grief does. My brain is operating at about four percent
of his smrmal capacity. The synops is not firing. So
then I was just like, oh yeah, locks, I'm thinking
about locks.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah that's somebody who loves smoked fish. But yeah, between
now the ravioli the locks. I'm coming over for dinner
and I'm gonna spend the night, so I have locks
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Okay, yeah you should that would be great, ring the
whole fam.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
He's just no, no, no, no no, I can't just need
I need Do you just have like too much locks?
At this point, I feel like that was right.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I never have too much locks.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yeah, just not enough locks.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
And you know, because I'm autistic, what I do is
I'll just eat one food over and over and over
and over and over until I'm fully fixated. The last
three weeks, it's been bond me and I did eat
tacos for two straight months. Like literally, I just say, tacos.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
What kind of bum what kind of bum me? Did
you have?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Pork belly is my favorite? Oh yeah, I always get
pork belly.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
There's a spot that has like a brisket where you
dip it in the fub broth. It's like a dip
bun me And I'm like, oh.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
That sounds good for winter.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
It's good for even summer. I'm I'm sick with it. WHOA, yeah, yeah,
I'll tell you about it later.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Yeah, what is Blair? Something you think is overrated?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
What do I think is overrated? I am concerned. I've
already done this one before, but who can say? And
I'm gonna have to get I'm gonna get shipped. Uh,
this is going to be polarizing. But Deep Dish pizza
is really bad. And and I just also want to
say that I recognize pizza even though when it's really bad,
it's still good, like French fries or Mexican food. But
(22:00):
Dish pizza, you know, it's just really a you get lost,
You get lost in a sea, in an underworld of
bread that never ends. And the best part is like
the sauce and the cheese. And I just like a thin,
crispy crass. But I know my father did program that
to me. Every time I go to Chicago, he live
some ominous voicemail on my phone about promising, making me
(22:22):
promise not to eat the Deep Dish pizza and remember
where I came from and yeah, and who I descend
from my ancestors.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah, in any other context, can sound really racist? Whatever
the talk is but you don't remember your people, but
this one it's like, don't debase yourself eating that feah.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I mean my dad's wood burning oven and he makes
it like the it's so thin and crispy, is just incredible.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Your dad is like a character from a Pixar movie
or something so magical, Like I just handmade these locks.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
How many guys I dated who just want to hang
out with my dad and talk about smoking fish and.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
My dad doesn't want to hang out with them. He's
like a comedian that's not a real job.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Oh wow, I love this rom com. It's like a
comedian who gets breaks through to your dad. Though.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
My Dad's always like, please, can they like sports? Can
they know how to cook? You know? Just something? He's
always like, give me something to work with.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
These guys they don't like sports, they don't know how
to cook.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yeah, He's like, God, how am I supposed to talk
to this guy? I don't even understand the.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Guy, Like, hey, Dad, this is the guy who's telling
about you like sports are cooking. I'm really bad at
I'm not really into the whole sports ball thing, you know,
And I tend to do take out a lot. Get
the fuck out.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
You can imagine the a few men I've brought through
there where he's like, what is this guy's an artist?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
What is this? Yeah? I can hear him saying, what
is this?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
What is this you're gonna have? You're gonna procreate with
this guy?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Okay? What does he sell? Like his little paint brushes?
And they give him money for that?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Exactly? He shakes their hand and immediately starts examining that.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, what's going on. He's like, what's wrong with your wrist?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
A firm handshake is one of the most important. He's like,
I didn't like that guy's handshake, dead fish. How's he
going to get anywhere in the world?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Oh yeah, Now does he wait until the person's gone
before he says that.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
He's really nice?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Get a load of this guy as happening.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I say all this, and yet I haven't brought a
man home in several years, So this is really from the.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Far past, the archives, the darkive.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break and we'll
come back and we'll talk about some of these guys,
some of these new fangled guys, dang dating apps. We'll
be right back, and we're back. We're back, and this
(25:08):
is this is a study in the loosest sense of
the words.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah, I feel like yeah, I mean, look, we love
a study, study, science, study. We love a study finds
out something headline. And this was one that had basically
been covered like over the weekend. It got a lot
of coverage of saying that a study of dating app
shows that men are always trying to date out of
their league and women tend to date with within their
(25:34):
own desirability whatever that means. And I was like, Okay, whatever,
the what the fuck is this the study? It's it
comes from a study that was an analysis of like
a check dating app and like like data from like
ten thousand like users, heterosexual users. And again they're czes. Sorry, yes,
we've got a lot of locks check like just checking
(25:55):
the country checking. And again this is they said, quote.
Research is examining dating behavior found that men engage in
what scientists call quote aspirational pursuit. This means they consistently
but been targeting women who quote are on average, considerably
more desirable than themselves. Meanwhile, women flooded with options tend
to quote swipe down slightly toward less popular men. Most
aspirational swiping fails to convert into matches, blah blah, blah blah.
(26:18):
I'm like study aside. I was like, anytime there's something
talking about the dynamics of like men and women dating,
I'm like, there's always gonna be some wacky bullshit comments section.
And when I saw that The New York Post had
posted this study as a headline, I was like, what's
the fucking comment section over here? Because I know it's
going to be an absolute fucking crisis. And this thing
(26:40):
has everything. It's got pickup artists, bullshit, straight up misogyny,
anti semitism, all because the study pointed out that maybe
men are a little out of touch in the era
of online dating. No.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
The cover of this study, by the way, as a
picture of the guy from Revenge of the Nerds with
his glasses foggy up and then like there's little windshield
wipers that come under the classes to clear out because
he's un murdered.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
So the stuff. First of all, I'm not going to
speak on the veracity of this analysis because I've never
used a dating app in my life. I was out
of the game before the real height of dating app use.
But I'm also like this study also was taken data
it comes from July of twenty seventeen. I'm like, that's
(27:28):
that's a different the world.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Seven years unmarried, Unlike you guys who succeeded.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
I was trying to lob this one up for you, Blair.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I will have to say that we don't have to
worry about that study being back in twenty seventeen. I'm
here to reassure you that that data is absolutely sound,
hard hard data that cannot be refuted in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
But conversely, I do have to say I'm only on Hinge.
I was on Raya like on and off, but like
no one ever I get matches, but then no one
would ever ask me on a date. And you know,
I already am in a masculine dominated field. I'm not
going to be messaging first at this point. What's the
point of being a woman. But with Hinge, I am
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still on Hinge, even though I forget to go on
it for three months at a time. But I will
say that all the Hinge dates I've ever been on
have all been really nice guys like I. Every guy
has been so kind, and I think my profile is
extremely sincere, Like I have nothing joking on there, Like
(28:38):
if any comedy people see my profile, I'd honestly be humiliated.
It's like looking for the love of my life, a
man who will be my so my husband and be
the father of dreams to my children and so like
I it's just since yeah, sincereous fuck. But I think
because of that, I have only gone on dates with
like the nicest people, like I've never had a horror story.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Mmmmmm well, the a lot of the comments here are
from like clearly lonely people or angry boomers who are.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
Like the internet comments, what are they like, I'm just like,
it's so wildly again, the thing was like very at
the end, they're like the conclusion is like, you know,
people tend to be happier if they're a little more
realistic about like their desirability or where like, rather than
going for maybe their like sort of sexual desires that
are just they're acting out and who they're picking as
(29:33):
a mate.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
But some of these comments, this is so like all
of them, it's some version of like the New York
Post is trying to fucking destroy white men. It's sort
of like the yeah quote, you'll never hear anyone telling
women to lower their standards. This is again, like the
first thing that they're talking about.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yeah, famously progressive New York posts.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Yes, always so so kind. Yeah, they said they're always
encouraged to aim for the hot I'm going to do
it in a New York post accent. I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (30:06):
They're always encouraged to aim for the highest fruit on
the tree of life, no matter how unrealistic. Meanwhile, men
are constantly told to quote settled, to lower their expectations
and accept whatever comes their way. Society treats male standards
like a threat, and if you dare to have them,
you're labeled toxic or entitled.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Okay, yeah, who wrote that article? A school shooter?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Just just a man by the name of j Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
No, I think Look, I don't like to think too
deeply about this stuff because I think that ultimately we're
trying to open our hearts and find the soulmate. You know,
it's not about looks and all this stuff, and so
that is a downside of the apps. But on the
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other hand, Devil's advocates, what any of these dudes be
actually approaching a twelve in the bar? No, they wouldn't, So,
I mean, if they want to shoot their shot online
behind the safety of their screen. Who knows that's.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Not That's what the researchers are kind of like sort
of getting to. They're like, it's much easier for a
person to do this when there it's completely disconnected from
like a physical interaction and it's merely like I like this,
I don't like this, I like this, whereas yeah, like
in public it's a much you know, are I think,
at least for me, I was very very like reluctant
to approach people because I just didn't like the awkwardness
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of it and I had to get over that.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
And I will also say that men have infinitely way
more confidence than women, Like, you know, if a woman,
no matter how hoteous, he's a really hot guy, like,
they're intimidated because there aren't that many hot guys. Women
are just more attractive in general, you know.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
So I don't know, no, I mean, you looked right
at me when you said that, and I haven't read
that many guys.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Okay, It does just feel like this is generally like
a worst way to organize a people like just people
in general like aren't like they're not in as many
relationships as they used to be. People aren't having sex
as much as they used to be. Like, it feels
like there's just a lot of ways in which people
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are just I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, yeah, Like this.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Like puts you at a remove and then you were
just like I don't know, fucking gaming people. It's also
funny to like read the comments of the people who
are sexually frustrated on dating apps and like see how
they communicate themselves.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah, it's like, oh.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Wait, this isn't working, this this thing where you're saying,
d yeah, it comes to dating now. You stop being
a gold dig in emotional train wreck one men, ladies, Yanks, Wait,
that guy's not it.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
I don't I don't want any and I don't want
Drummond coming after me looking for a free dinner, you know,
like all this stuff. I'm like, honey, I love that
you're worried about gold diggers. When you make fifteen grand
a year, you know.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
You never know, you never well again, because that's like
a lot of people just ingesting all of that content
and again not being not in practice experiencing that in
the real world. Like a lot of people just hear
this kind of shit, Like that's how the world is
like for you even like I don't really get up,
I don't really talk to anyone. You can imagine though.
There's another one.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
This is just real quick, the guy that I just
read the di I comes to dating. How about you
stop being gold digging emotional trait that that guy put
his first am last name one. I know, I just
want to sign that.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
It's so crazy. There's one that's a guy named Nelson,
and he leaves a terrible one.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
He's like, now, men need to seek Sherman prosecutions against
mon monopolistic practices from dating companies, hedgemons that run on
certain group politics and essentially the fame men who don't
align with politics promoted by the gemony and often their
unlawful collaborations with defamatory and unconstant interious operations by the
FBI and local authorities. Before questioning this, realize versut, who
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is telling you signed Nelson?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
The guy who signed Nelson?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
You need to go outside, babe, You need to go outside.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Uh see, stress, there's no there's dangerous brown people outside.
I read it here in the New York Post. I'm fine,
you know. Also first and last name on that one, yeah,
first and again it's because it's boomer comments. They're like
leads to their fucking facebooks.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah that guy hasn't had sex in like fifteen years.
It also like it depends on what you're looking for
with dating, Like I definitely give a lot of chances,
not a lot of I'm pretty busy, but to people
where I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm not looking at that guys.
But I think that's the difference between men and women,
Like women are to see like the totality of a person,
(35:02):
Like I go on dates with guys all the time
where I'm not like wowed by They're like, oh my god,
that's the hottest guy they're seeing. But I'm like, oh,
maybe they're a great person, maybe they would end up
being the love of my life.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Well, I think the other part is too, Like I
used to be so superficial when I did I only
wanted to date people that were like me, where it's
like do you like the same shows? Do you like
the same music? And I was not really I was
not experiencing like the fullest breath of life because I
was kind of like really interested in people the exact
same things, and by expanding just my horizons to be like, Okay,
(35:36):
maybe this person doesn't like the exact same shit. I
like that, there's something more to that, And then you
kind of begin to understand what companionship means to you.
It wasn't like they gotta like breaking bad or my
life's gonna suck. It's like, oh, they deeply care about me.
I'm I feel comfortable enough around this person to be vulnerable.
Like those are like the things that I realize over time.
I'm like, oh, that's that's actually when you feel like
(35:58):
you're like I want to die with this and that's
what I want, rather than do they like belly?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
It takes a long time to learn that stuff, you know, is.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Do they like belly? Is like what how my seven
year old not even my nine years how my seven
year old like picks his friend. He's just like, do
they like the specific type of legos that I like?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Then we're good.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
But if they don't, like, we have some work to do.
Like honestly, we're like it can still work out, but
like we we need to work at this relationship.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah, find a companion. Find a companion he doesn't like Ninjago.
Oh if he doesn't like Ninjago, dad kick him. Out.
He just didn't like to kick him out. His parents
aren't picking him up for another two hours. I don't
care get him.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Out, all right. I think this is like a somewhat
related story. So in the context of the CEO and
the head of HR getting caught in a in an
embrace at the cold Play show, immediately like diving through
a window. To try and deny the reality of what
(37:05):
we all witnessed, people Wired write an article where they're like,
this is actually part of a growing trend, a boom
in online private investigators who people hire to be like
I think my spouse is cheating?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Can you look into this? And then they like.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Post the results like on they'll they'll blur the person's face,
but they will show like yeah, yeah, it's and like,
on the one hand, it's usually women PI doing it
for a woman who thinks their spouse is cheating in
at least the people that's covered in this article, which
(37:47):
I think is crucial and makes it much more harmless
than otherwise than like just basically the social media equivalent
of that TV show Cheaters. It just it all so
they're like, yeah, all all of the people we interviewed
for this article have their private investigator licensing, and you know,
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seem to be doing it from a perspective of, like,
we want to give women a place that feels safe,
where they can like look into things and not have
to like hire a guy in a trench coat who's
like also trying to sleep with them or whatever.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Oh this guy's scumbag. Anyway, you like lasagna, Yeah, exactly, like.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
The men who get into being private investigators. It's like,
I can't imagine what that They're.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Like, Yeah, that feels like a New York Post comment too.
It's like fellas, ever since I became a PI, I've
been doing great with dating just to hip.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
You know, you're like, oh god, but I do feel
like it's a It's another thing where we're you know,
at a remove. Everybody's kind of lonely. Everybody's experiencing the
world at a remove and through like digital interfaces, and
so like we you're consuming this shit just to like
(39:04):
feel schanfreude. And you know, I guess it's like the
same thing that people used to experience through like gossiping
at work in person. But it does feel like if
if it becomes less and less regulated and more and
more just like fucking I watch Andrew tape videos and
I'm also going to be a pi like that. I
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feel like that could go in a very dark direction.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Oh, the perspective in which you tried to uncover quote,
the truth for people to help them. Yeah, sure, sure, sure,
I have a.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Few thoughts on this. I think this is really a
lot of this is about the past. You know, five
years of people deciding the growing unrest against billionaires. We
saw it with the submarine explosion all that, and it
started the fact that this guy has a.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Million of submarine explosion is a great example. I've been
using just Luigi Mangioni and this CEO guy. But yeah,
the submarine example.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
No, because here's the thing. Women get so angry about cheating,
but you're not going to see men across the country
like going nuts about a dude cheating. They're like, okay,
that's like most yeah, yeah, that guy's baller. And but
that in combination, yeah, like I think people were like,
(40:22):
oh and it was just so public and brazen, like
you know, this wasn't like someone getting caught cheating, like
when photos when they're like getting paparazzi found them, like
getting out of a car, somewhere like this isn't the
most public forum, so it just felt more brazen, like
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a like a few thing, you know.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
I think like that shot in Freud, I think a
lot of it, Like to your point, like Blair, is
that just generally we feel so powerless in terms of
what like the wealthy do that any kind of any
kind of come upance is going to be embraced immediately
because you feel like.
Speaker 7 (41:03):
I just want to see some fucking accountability fucking somewhere,
you know, because I feel like a lot of that
is sort of simmering underneath a lot of like, you know,
especially in our society, is like where's the accountability for
people that are actually like affecting our lives negatively truly
in a tangible way.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
And I think so when the CEO sort of category
of person kind of intersects with that, and then when
you see that, you're like, yeah, exactly, yeah, fuck you.
I got no sympathy for this motherfucker and I'm.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
So hungry for it that will like allow it to
be a submarine implosion that like killed a bunch of
other people, will still be like, ah, fucking CEO, piece
of shit, not me, Like I.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Can't tell I still my friends are like, you know,
I just I can't celebrate like people dying it like that.
But I do not think this country cares about extramarital
cheating in the way that the reaction to this. It's
much more about him, No, it's humiliation, yes, and the
Trump Trump culture where it feels like, oh, there's just
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no laws for these guys, like they're truly running over society,
the Elon, like all the whole Elon musk mess for
the last like year or two. And yeah, I just
think it brought a lot of people feeling like they
could take power back by witnessing that. Also, the way
they freaking dove out of the way, this was exactly
(42:26):
I will be vulnerable with you. For one moment, I
was pulling I'm not proud of this, but I was
pulling into my parents' neighborhood. You know, we got a
lot of like family emergencies happening, and I text my
mom pulling up and a cop drove by me, and
instead of putting my phone down slyly, I threw it
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like I was that goddamn CEO, and like was at
the least like cool you could be in that situation
and immediately got pulled over and got a ticket. And
I was like, and I was like, oh, rightfully, so
absolutely and the and I was like crying because I
was upset about my brother. And I was like, he
(43:07):
was so nice to me. And I was like, you
have a really nice bedside manner for being an evil demon.
Speaker 5 (43:15):
You know.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
I didn't say the demon part, but yeah, I meant
to be like for being for me. Yeah, for being
a fucking pig.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Yeah you fear you break out your and I mean
that you're a fucking pig. Motherfucker. Give me my fucking ticket. Also, okay,
if I get out of my car to pick up
my phone, I know I threw it out the window
while we were I didn't blab.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
And look, I have been wrong before because of my
autism about I've been wrong maybe one million times. But
I do believe this was the one nice cop in existence.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Sure sure, sure, yeah you found you found that cop.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
It's just a few bad ones out there.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
I was told what I'm saying, spoiling the.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Whole bunch except for Mariscal Hargate.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Yeah, that's right, right right. I remember going up there
was a cop that came to our neighborhood for a
block party and did the Macarena and he was all right,
he was all right.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Cops stories where it's like an old person commits because
they're like whatever, and they come back like and make
them dinner or something because they were hungry, and you're like, oh,
that's good, that's a good cop.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
The thing was that people, it was just this stripper
who lived in the neighborhood who had a cop, you know,
form because he was he had way too much honey
in those hips when he was in the macarna. Oh
my god, a body roll and the hips. Yeah. I
didn't know until later on. My mom was like, you
know that was a stripper, right, that was the actual cop.
And no, I don't tell I don't tell tales that
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it No, I'm lying.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Okay, Jackie, And I knew that one.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Wait for real, Wait, Blair, was the person who pull
you over with that stripper? Was that the stripper?
Speaker 2 (45:02):
I believe more strippers should be men, is my personal belief.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Anytime I see a dude properly hit a body roll,
oh my god, they were a strippers. Too many people
are too fucking stiff with the body roll at the
very least men need to be body rolling, harder, sexier.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Straight A man being objectified in a workplace setting.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
Hey yeah, speaking of object objectified in a workplace setting,
let's take a quick break and won't come back and
talk about that Sidney Sweeney campaign. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
And we're back.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
We're back, We're back, and we're back, and Sidney Sweeney
is back with a So there was the bathwater infused
soap thing that happened where she was selling so that
had bath water in it to people and it immediately
sold out.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
And now was it doctor Squatch or whatever?
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Doctor it's like a weird sex thing like men who
wanted a piece of her. Oh okay, that's like men
sometimes d m me asking for my socks or underwear.
That like the vibe. I think, well, Sydney Sweeney is
why her team has a lot of interesting choices for her.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
She squatches like such, it's I guess she's now the
face of American Eagle, which would be the Doctor Squatch
of like clothes ears. It's like not is that brands
like pop? Is it like coming back?
Speaker 1 (46:46):
That's what all the girls who wouldn't talk to me
in high school war? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was
like that was like the American.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Imagine you being cool in high school.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
I was, but that American was like, I mean the
problem was I was dating somebody didn't talk to me. Yeah,
what's their problems? Yea. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
So she is dropping some branded the branded Sydney Jane
on all of our asses, and it is to raise
proceeds for a nonprofit that provides mental health support.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
So that is good, Okay.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
The campaign is being praised by people on the right
flo quote ending woke ads because finally there's an advertisement
using sex to sell a product. I'm actually surprised it
took this long. That's that you'd think they would have
tried that before.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
I forgot how to. I forgot that sex was a
thing until I saw this commercial. That's right. It's just
crazy because oh it's such a yeah, desexualized environment ambiently,
it is weird.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
Like the way the meanstream media is writing about this.
They're like, some critics claim it over sexualizes a serious cause.
That like the objection should be that it's like too
sexy and she's doing it to raise funds for mental
health stuff, but like, you can't be sexy while raising
funds for supporting people's mental health. However, some people have
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pointed out that the actual text of the ad says
that Sidney Sweeney has good genes, as in genes like
it's a very it's a double entendre the whole time,
and that she's a minor blue which it's so it's
like a it's a genetics double entendre, which some people
are pointing out feels very eugenicsy.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
What's wrong with eugenics?
Speaker 3 (48:40):
Right?
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Who are the people that believed in that? They're just
trying to make the best people, right?
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Yeah, and it's culturally apropos right.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
Now, right, it does feel like that has to have
happened that conversation, right, I don't know, watching a billion
dollar thing to be like, is this gonna be weird
that we're saying, like my blue eyed, blonde, white woman
like should be the face of good genes?
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Yeah? And this is why d I actually serves these
people's bottom line, these dumbasses, right.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
So because one person be like, I don't know, do
y'all know about eugenics or did I bring this up
in this meeting?
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Or yeah, that's why d I actually serves these capitalist motives, you.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Know, well on some level, right, but unfortunately the most
most of the time companies interacting with he are just like,
I don't know, so we got to like hire some
more like brown people, or like, what fuck what happens
if we don't our stock price goes down? All right,
then we'll do it.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
They did DEI and then discontinue it on you know,
because they no longer had to because people weren't telling
them they had to. And also they were like that
the stuff they said was like annoying to me.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
I always say these people, I'm always shocked when people
like it's like when they don't do the right thing,
not because I expect them to do it the right thing,
but because it doesn't serve their own interests. I'm like,
it's like when a guy says something in this day
and age like post me too, where you're like, whoa,
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you could lose everything for saying enjoying that, Like like,
I know you don't care about women, like even in
the slightest, but aren't you worried about like losing your
entire company in fortune?
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Sorry, I have no concept of the stakes like that
because of what my male privilege has done for me.
This entire time.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
That's always my first thought, though, I'm like, yeah, like
just this is a dumb business decision.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Yeah, right, Like like if I.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
Were you.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Look the fifteen white people that I talked to that
are worth over five million dollars each, they thought it.
Speaker 3 (50:49):
Was They didn't find this offensive at all. They didn't
they they actually so what you have to understand is
this so this is explain it weird. Some people are
saying that this is merely a callback to the nothing
comes between me and my Calvins Calvin Clein commercial, which
like that that's something I've referenced before.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
It is one of the.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
Wildest like cultural fucking pieces of like evidence of like
how just like fucking creepy everything was at the end
of the seventies and early eighties when it was just
like white guys were like just given full like no
all gas, no break control of everything, and they were
just like what a little bit of you know, being
(51:31):
thinking fifteen year olds is okay, Thinking fifteen year olds
are attractive is okay because they had a Calvin Klein
ad with brookshields at fifteen where they like pan up
her body in the same way like I do think
this is a like visual reference to this, and then
she says nothing comes between me and my Calvin's and
people were like, you know, that's fucking weird. She's fifteen.
(51:55):
But not enough people were like that at the time,
to the point that now they're like, that would actually
be a fun thing to make a reference, to make
reference to. So it's like, the defense of this seems
to be no, it's just a reference to this old
pedophile lad.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Right, yeah, but it would nothing. The defense could potentially
be valid had there not been that last word in
the slogan, right.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
You know, like Sydney Sweeney has good jeans.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
It's again. I go to the Fox News story post
about it because I got to see the comments.
Speaker 3 (52:35):
Oh no, and I'm assuming it has something to do
with like woke.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Oh my god, dude, there's it's a bunch. Look, this
is like the most benign one never thought of whiteness.
When I hear that phrase, I think of beauty, health,
and longevity. When I say someone has great gens, Holly
Berry great gens. That's like a Denzel I love, I
like a black actor.
Speaker 3 (52:59):
I'm not right, Denzel is my favorite actor. I'm just saying,
give the police a chance, let's hear them out.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
It's nice to see a woman without an excessive backside
tattoos and a nose ring again, an excessive effects. Yeah,
but a lot of people so may people are just like,
it's not racist. Like one person's like, it's not racist.
She has good genes, he she should thank her ancestors.
There's nothing Nazi about that. And you're like, oh good.
(53:30):
But you know again, these are people from different perspectives.
They've never they've never been they've never thought of themselves
as oppressed, so they're not sensitive to anything or surrounding
that topic.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
Like, what are you talking about racism?
Speaker 1 (53:44):
Yeah, I didn't think I didn't think of that. If
you think of that, you're a racist. I don't think
about race because my race doesn't it doesn't affect me.
My race doesn't affect me ever, so it's not this
is racist to think about it. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (53:59):
You're bringing up race and that's racist.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah, truly that is legitimately how they think though.
Speaker 1 (54:07):
Yeah yeah, yep. Anyway, people are like, it's so many
people are doing the like it'd be fine if it
was psalma he Like people were putting women of color
as like a to swap it out to try and
defend it. They're like even zendeya I believe has good genes.
You're like, oh wow, at least these people are trying
to pretend they're not full blown Nazis, but with their
(54:28):
sordid logic where they're like I would have been fine
if it was this other woman of color. Perhaps perhaps not.
I don't know. That's not the reality, so I can't
really say yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
I did like the tweet from Jesus who said she's
living out her initials. Sydney Sweeney as always such a
pleasure having you on the podcast. Where can people find you?
Speaker 1 (54:53):
Follow you? All that good stuff?
Speaker 2 (54:56):
God, this was just incredible for me. My all my
socials are at Blairsocky B L A, I, R, S,
O C C. I come say hi on there. It
makes me so happy. And when you guys say hi
to me at shows and say zy gang, it truly
makes me so happy. So thanks for that. I have
(55:16):
my last tour day of the summer this Saturday at
Dallas Comedy Club. Two shows. I have not sold very
many tickets, so if you're in the area or could
tell someone you know, that would very help me so
it doesn't get canceled.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
Hello up Dallas, Austin, I know you're only a few
hours away. Antonio Houston, Barbiebe do it, go go support Blair,
let her know, and don't be like, don't don't be
shouting zay Gang during the show.
Speaker 1 (55:48):
Yeah, I don't have with it. Do it at the end?
Ziang What I love Zychang coming to the stage, Blair Saki.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
Gang, I love zay Gang.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Clair.
Speaker 3 (56:01):
Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 5 (56:04):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (56:05):
Yeah, I have two off the top of my head.
The first fun is one of my best friend Amy
Silverberg's new novel that came out this week called First Time,
Long Time. She's a very hilarious stand up comedian and
also a PhD. Just brilliant and I'm so proud of her.
So pick up that book because it's incredible. And then also, like,
(56:26):
my favorite pieces of media I saw this week, besides
the South Park episode that I watched five times, is
all the Scottish people's signs when Trump came. I mean,
these people are hilarious, medieval witchy, Like I saw this
one tweet of this woman picture it says Trump may
(56:46):
your urse break out in boils, yes, Scunner. And I
was like, oh my god. I was like, I just
these people. I like, the Scottish people are hysterical witches,
unbelievable funny. I saw so many other funny ones too,
pictures of the Scottish protests.
Speaker 1 (57:05):
You got to go on Scottish TikTok.
Speaker 2 (57:07):
That's really your own Scottish TikTok. I didn't even know
there was a TikTok.
Speaker 1 (57:11):
That another part of just the Scottish slang, just all
of it. I'm just so enamored with the accent.
Speaker 2 (57:17):
They're so funny. Ah, yes, Scunner, Yes, Spunner about your
arts breakout in boils, Yes, Scunner, Like I haven't heard
I haven't heard boil since I was in Bedlam in
the sixteen hundreds.
Speaker 1 (57:30):
You know.
Speaker 3 (57:32):
You are fucking I knew it based on your skin.
Speaker 1 (57:37):
We knew it.
Speaker 3 (57:38):
Miles Where can people find you as their work of
media you've been enjoying? Uh yeah, yeah, I go everywhere.
Speaker 1 (57:43):
At Miles of Gray where they have ad symbols, you
can find me talking about ninety day fiance. I'm four
to twenty day fiance with Sofia Alexandra a work of media.
I like just all the Gallain Maxwell stuff is very
very The Onion posted one last week when she was
doing that meeting with the Department of Justice, and it
(58:05):
said the Onion at the Onion on Blue Sky posted quote, Wow,
you've got the whole room tarped up. You guys doing
some paintingly.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
The Onion is just incredible.
Speaker 1 (58:20):
That's great, guys doing some paintingly.
Speaker 2 (58:25):
You guys. I'm sure already talked about the South Park
episode extensively.
Speaker 1 (58:29):
We talked about it for sure.
Speaker 2 (58:31):
I know you didn't, but I'm dying for Thursday and
I can see the next one.
Speaker 1 (58:37):
Did that episode feel like when a kid like says
fuck you to a teacher and you go yes.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
No. I was like the first episode the first time
I watched it, I watched five times. I was like, oh,
I was just as gnarly as this was scorched, like
like they go hard. I was like, but I don't
know if they've ever gone this hard, like ever, like
(59:04):
this is the hardest episode of the million episodes.
Speaker 1 (59:07):
Felt like it's like, go ahead and try and destroy
the show. Like after this, like yeah, we will only
become more powerful unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (59:14):
I overheard like it went viral in the old fashioned
way where like I overheard like I heard like a
thirty something guy telling his grandfather or like a very
old guy about it and being like, yeah, so it's
He's like south Park is a show. He's like, yeah,
it has him like having sex with the devil and
then like it shows a little penis at the end
(59:36):
the guy and then he was like, where can I
watch it? And the some like started showing it to him. Yeah,
on his phone, like in a restaurant, and so many.
Speaker 2 (59:46):
People in person about it.
Speaker 1 (59:47):
Like I was just floored.
Speaker 3 (59:49):
I heard multiple people like telling other people about it.
Speaker 1 (59:52):
This was one of the few times I've told her, majesty,
check out this YouTube video I'm about to play you.
And she watched the whole thing. Yeah, most of the
time she's like what the fuck is this? But I
was and I kept going, show is dickpp and they're
gonna watch them.
Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
And the fact that they made it his real head
like didn't animate him. It was just unbelievable. The whole
thing was amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
This is a Trey Barker and Matt Stone. You're gonna
you're pushing you're pushing Let's see what happened, guysastion. You
made everyone in the class go.
Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
O ship, fuck you teacher, world star. They should have
had the episode end with somebody shouting world star.
Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
What's this world star they're talking about at the end
saying that keep it up, see what happens.
Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
This is also what I imagined Cool Texas Monthly Cool Texas.
Timothy tweeted a guy that was just on Epstein's Island
for the zip line.
Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
That was so funny.
Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
That was his.
Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
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Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Yes, there is a track. Again, I like dancy music.
I want to feel like I'm it's summer and I'm
out there moving my body. This track is called Handle
with Care by the DJ producer Conducta, just making really
great dance music from Bristol in it. So yeah, check
this one out. It's Handle with Care Conductor. This is
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like a sweaty dance. M hm oh raight again. Oh
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You look like you time traveled in a good way. Really,
your skin looks amazing. If you compared this with your
I don't know, like senior year photo, I feel like
you may have the same face. I don't know why.
I'm like, what is this, Blair? I don't know. I
mean the most complimentary way, I'm like, is this some
looper ship?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Guys my best motherfucking friends. You know that?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yes, you know that. So I'm objective.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Skincare is my autistic special interest.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Oh really yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh you have thrilled me right now. Yeah, I may
spend nineteen hours a day on skincare. TikTok, I.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Mark Blair. I don't. I don't like for real, I'm like,
you look like a child.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
You know I'm going to be thirty nine in October.
You're not. It's crazy, Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Not based on what I'm saying. Wrong, wrong, incorrect, incorrect,
Try again, asshole, thank you. This fucker didn't even know
about nine to eleven?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah exactly? Did you know nine to eleven was based
on her true story? That's what she said the other day.
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I didn't know that. That's so crazy. Yeah, I've heard
a lot of rumors about it. Whenever I go to
the airportcy.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
You think the conspiracy and loose changes just that it
happened at all.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
They say that thing happened from the shame.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three ninety nine,
episode two of Dirty It's production of iHeart Radio Miles
were almost at season four hundred, the famed season flour
that we've all been waiting for, you know, and totally
realized we were coming up on before I just read
that number.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
We missed. We could have done something cool for the
three hundred. When we did episode season three hundred, we
totally didn't do a Lionitis Leonidas like Spartan thing. We
missed that one at all. No, we were just shirtless
that week when we're recording.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
No one want to completely incidental.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
We don't famously don't know how much we've been doing
this show. Justin the other day was like, Okay, this
is about to be the two thousandth episode. I'm like, bro,
I don't even know that's not her. Maybe it's like
whatever I I did say seven at the most, Yeah,
I was like, shut your mouth. There's no such thing
as two thousand episodes of this fucking show.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Oh man, it's all like once we start recording, it
just all goes into a collective ocean of recording the
daily guess that I have no concept of how long
we've been doing it for.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, except a relative was listening to an older episode
and they're like, I wanted to hear your podcast. When
I was like over and I was like, please don't
do this. Oh my god. They played it in front
of you. Oh yeah, as if it were like music
at a brunch. Was like putting this show on in
the background where I'm like, you don't need to hear
me cursing all the time about like Obama boners. But
(03:11):
they knew it. They fucking with the contact. Go ahead.
Yeah yeah, by all means.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
This is the podcast where we take a deep dive
into American share consciousness. And it is Tuesday, July twenty ninth, Dude,
Amazing food day.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Today it's National Chicken wing Day, National Lasagna Day. Okay,
so if you like wings or your garfield, you're locked
in hell.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, wings and lasagna. Yeah, that's a fucking that's a
sprectlee together. But oh they really you have the whole
all the savory foods possibly need.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Hold on, but you wouldn't eat like a chicken wing
appetizer and then your lasagna and be like, I get
what did I do? What did I do? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
You're like, this is that would be? That would be
perfectly fun?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Or a lasagna appetizer for your chicken wing dinner. I
don't know. Up to you, It's totally up to you.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Chicken wings in lasagna, chicken lasagna. But the bones are
still right chicken.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Okay, you're trying to make it fucked up. Now, it's
just full.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Bone chicken wings.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I just put some wingstopucking, man.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I was trying something all the Instead of Marion and
Aara sauce, it's all buffalo sauce.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh Mike, God, you're gonna get a I'm getting an
ulcer thinking. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
My name is Jack O'Brien aka Potatoes O'Brien, culinary themed
nicknamed for wonderful wings in Lasagna day, and I'm thrilled
to be joined as always by my co host mister.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Miles Grass Miles Gray.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Kay, did you heir Hulk Hogan died? A union busting
racist that never sold them. I hope she can Randy
destroy his soul.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I hope that he rots and her. Okay, shout out
to First Blood five twenty two. I knew Hulk Hogan
was raised. And then I saw all the people being like,
let me tell you about another racist thing.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
He's like it was his defining feature, the racist guy.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
They're like, yeah, w w guy, but we all know
the guy's a scab too. Oh my god. But then
I saw that quote where his family's like, now is
not the time to be pointing out that he was racist,
And I'm like, that's who his dying day. Yeah, I look,
I don't I don't know him, but anyway, don't be racist.
I don't know him, but I don't know him. No,
(05:33):
he wasn't my favorite anyway. I liked the more race
on its faced racist characters like Tatanka, the very problematic
Native American guy, those ones I like, you know, or
mark what I'm talking about?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
This right here, this is what I'm talking I do
like the nation of domination.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
That was who wrote the ak oh sorry that was
First Blood five to two.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, my favorite of the Rambo movies.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I like that they included a criticism of him, like
never selling moves. Yeah, he's like also just bad at
acting when it comes to you.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh, I don't know if you were watching and then
mid like there was the Nation of Domination where they
had like all these wrestlers of color and be like, oh,
look at the just fucking you know these like Muslim
like coded black panther did like one of the characters
have an X in there now. Uh No, it was
like Farouk uh crush. That's how the rock started when
(06:28):
he was Rocky Maya Villa. Anyway, Wow, this is all
wrestling shit that.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I think I was out on it by then. I
know I was out on it by then because I
was out on it after after hul Cogan and Andre the.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Giant, after Sergeant Slaughter went bye bye.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
That's right, Miles. We're thrilled to be joined in our
third seat by a t DZ Hall of Famer, one
of the very faces on Mount Zeitemore, a brilliant stand
up comedian you know from I don't know, MTV, Comedy Central, NBC,
True TV if you watch it way too many just
so much TV. Also, Bob's Burgers for Our Special Life
(07:03):
from the Big Dog is hilarious and you can go
watch it right now. Please welcome back to the show.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's Blair sucking in the building, in the building, Claire.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Good to see you guys. Well it is. I have
missed you so much, and you know, just our little
pre chat, I was like, God, I'm home again.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You know, I'm home your home. Though you can smell
the lasagna in the oven.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Big Dog's home, baby, big dogs?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Is that what the rock's cooking? Cooking? Is cooking this
whole time?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I love lasagna, I love Marinera.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
What's your favorite Italian food?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
What's my favorite Italian food? If I if I had
to go to like just my full truth, it would
be pizza. But I feel like that's such like a fine,
that's a rube answer.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
But yeah, I like, okay, if you if an Italian
person asked you or whether you would get self conscious
about saying that we should we do some care work,
Hey you plan? What is it? Damn?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I lost it right away and I never had it.
Someone say yeah, say okay, if I can ask you
one question there it is.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
What's your favorite Italian food? Oh? Yeah, that's I tried
making that recently. I fucked up so badly.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It was so incredible.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Oh, yeah, I fucked up. I look, I'm I it
was my first time at It requires a lot more
finesse than I had.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Miles, you you have to give yourself a break. You
can't just you know, hit a home run. I'm one,
it kind.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Of I know, I know, I know. It's it's like
each year old just got into the Hall of Fame.
It's about those little hits.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
You totally, I totally know that person you're talking about
right now.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I know, I know, I know you do.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Miles gets up to the majors in its first at bat,
doesn't hit a home run and is like.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
This because I quit, you got on base. Though you
got on base. I don't care when the home run
I'm done looks so you don't even know. That's so stupid.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I feel like my Italian order completely is dependent on
like where like if I'm at an Italian restaurant, I'm
going to get a pasta dish because you're gone, I'm
going to fucking like because the bowls never end. But
if I'm going to, like I said, it depends on
like how high level. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean,
(09:36):
Because like pizza is just the staple. It's my favorite food.
I'm gonna get it anywhere, but at an Italian restaurant.
Even if the Italian restaurant offers pizza, I feel like
it's not it's not always the best thing they do,
you know.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I had I went to a restaurant that had like
a just a tomato sauce pizza, no cheese on it,
and I was with an Italian person and they ordered
it and I was like, I was like laughing, like
this ain't no pizza, and they're like, this is what
we eat in Italy actually, like you'll just have like
cheese less kind of slices.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
With this, And I was like, oh, yeah, that's not
my thing.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Though.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I'm a cheese I'm a freaking cheese hat. I said
that cheese from mile away. But you know what, I
also love I freaking snap that ship out like a
little freaking canine. I like a I love a soft
ravioli that melts in your mouth like my dad makes
(10:26):
it from scratch. It's crazy, like if you get a
well done ravioli, yeah, it will take you to the heaven.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Oh like you mean, like not the pasta is not
overcooked because it's like it's like right in that perfect
if you get.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Like a perfectly executed ravioli, like it is nirvana, like
a fresh, high quality like the thinnest, softest pasta of
a ravioli. I mean that is like that's our it's
life changing.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
It really is something in a bag loose with a
bunch of other raviolis. Most of them are split open,
like the way that I always grew up with my Yeah. Yeah,
you just have to like jam a wedge in there
to like break off a chunk of ravioli.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I don't think I ever felt anything for ravioli until
like my dad started making them from scratch.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
That's beautiful. I'm gonna have to come over to your house.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah you should, all, Blair.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
We're thrilled to have you. We're going to get to
know you a little bit better in a moment, for sure.
We're going to tell the listeners a couple of the
things that we're talking about today. We're going to look
at a dating study, mainly the comment section of a
dating study. Yeah that is horrifying. The dating study found
this is going to surprise a lot of people that
men bad at gauging where they should be, like aiming
(11:44):
right right and where like They're like, why doesn't she
love me?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
About? What league are we in? You know, the study
itself isn't perfect either, But again, this is the second
when you you put something out that was like, hey
men on dating apps, maybe this thing is maybe slightly
out of touch here. I like, I saw the New
York Posts put this up, and I was like, let's
check the comments really quick to see if people are
taking any of this information on board. Why doesn't she
(12:10):
love me? I bothered showing up? Yeah, I saved her
from that big turtle character with the spiky hair. God
damn her and say, speach.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
We're gonna talk about online private investigators who are exposing cheaters.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
This is there's an article in Wired.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
I think that is a you know, saying that this
is part of the like CEO head of HR cold
Play thing that like, people are just we want to
watch people get found out, get caught. We want to drive.
We're lonely, and we want to dive into other people's suffering,
other people's relationships, which I think is like partially true,
but I also don't I don't know that everybody uniting
(12:55):
to dunk on those people was necessarily all like just
guilty pleasure. I think there's something about a tech ceo
and his head of hl Oh yeah, yeah, I feel
like we'll talk about that Sidney Sweeney ad campaign that's
taking heat for like just like eugenics, eugenic undertones, just
(13:18):
like e ish you know, yeah, Jeni Ish.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Please let's just focus on the depravity of the Brookshields
ad that they were, you know, trying to also mimic.
Maybe that's what it is too all.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
That plenty more, But first, Blair, we do like to
ask our guests, what is something from your search history
that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I think I think the last thing I googled was
scalp oil because I'm trying to go on a hair
growing journey because my brother rudely left this earth, and
it is I think it's affecting my hair.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
That's yeah, can definitely happen.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Is that something cheerful to bring up?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
But sorry for me, it's definitely something happening in your life.
And we were talking about it off Mike, and it's
I can only imagine how stressful that is.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Honestly, yeah, it's stressful, but at least you know the
world is really peace and calm.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
The world is a nice, just place that you can.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Rest find refuge all around.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yeah, how are the oils helping?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I think they're going. Well?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
You know there looks good. You're not for people who
are just listening. Yeah, Blair is not coming to us
with like, you know, a few.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Old by Jack and Miles. I'm freaking bald, now, God,
how I look like freaking pitbull? Right now?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Okay, motherfucker? How dare you tell us what bald is? Right?
Tell me what bald is?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
That's okay. I know I've never seen your head though
you're always wearing a hat. But I oh, there we go,
but I.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Love Oh there we go, Oh there we go? Oh god?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, do you know I think that the most attractive
man I've had are seen his bald?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah? Of course?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
What's his name? His name is? I always get shipped
for this? Oh, Miles Gray, thank you? James Leisure, Leisure,
James Leisure. He's been in a million things, but most
the one I remember him most from his Girlfriend's Guide
to Divorce, the one scripted show from Bravo.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Wait, how do you suppose a researcher named how do
you suppose last name? I need to see l E.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
S U R E. James Leisure. He's a bald man
and I find him so attractive.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Oh yeah, yeah, I know this guy.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Oh that's my is your aw that's a mistake. Yeah,
that's a mistake him.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh okay, I forget I even mentioned it. I really apologize.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
No, he has beautiful shaped tes. That's the thing you
gotta have. Amazing. Well.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I think about that all the time because when I
had that tumor ticket out of my head six months ago,
they had told me I was gonna have to shave
half my head and I was just like, no, I
have a bulbous head. It looks like a basketball I
can't do that.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Basketball is not bad basketball.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
You don't want to have a perfectly round, gigantic basketball
head that looks like a balloon from up Jack.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah, you know, probably a balloon from up very specifically,
you do not want that to be.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
People have beautiful shaped heads. I just like, look incredible
with balts.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yeah. People. I see people clowning people who have the
basketball head and they say they look like that children's cartoon.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Kayu, Oh I haven't seen that.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, it's like it's like a little kid who got
the straight up basketball dome, like that ship.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Oh yeah, that's me.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I am yeah. Whenever I was like, who's Kalilu? And
then as a parent, and then you hear the name Kayu,
I'm like, oh fuck, okay, I've been actually in public.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
If the makers of Kayu are listening to this, please
do catch me on your program. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Blair could not actually play that because Blair currently has hair,
although probably do do a bald cop.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
You do have the skin of a baby character on
a TV show. You could play a baby with that
if you decided to shave your head.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I just need to tell the listeners that Jack and
Miles have extended such kindness to me this morning because
they know I'm in a lot of deep pain and
they're giving me a lot of compliments.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Don't mitigate, don't mitigate. Accept these compliments because they're.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Coming from the ting me to a different dimension of happiness,
really and I need that. So thanks to my guys.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I'm just saying, Blair, I've known you for a while
and I honestly what you you've d EIGHTHD I don't
know why, it's crazy, that's sure. The secret with me later,
say the secret with me later.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
You know, we're talking on a recent episode about like
our slash bald and like how I Reddit. It's a
subreddit where people like celebrate bald w's and I'm wondering,
have they ever done a like Mount Rushmore of best
bald heads? And you know, I feel like Michael Jordan
(18:09):
Jason Statham are two that like pop into my head there.
They have to be like, they've got great bald heads.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
You're not your boy Bruce willis.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
There.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I also have to add I'd be remiss not to
add Andre Agassi, who famously revealed the truth of his
bald This man was gluing on a wig. Can you imagine?
And he had a field and he would have died
with that secret had he not revealed it in his memoir.
(18:43):
You know, we would have no idea. And then when
he took it off, I was like, this is a
good looking man. He didn't need that wig. I think
we also have to include Kelly Slater as well. Surfs up.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Oh yeah, he always was. He always bald as long as.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I've been alive, which is only seven years, thus underrated.
I'm gonna have to go my dad's locks. It's really
incredible for a genteel Italian family. My father has been
smoking uh salmon for many years and he's a salesman
(19:22):
in a real like pull yourself up by the bootstraps
kind of man, a hard worker, scrappy guy. And about
thirty years ago he went on a fishing trip to
Alaska and he had this like smoked salmon at the
fishing house there that they caught. Then he they said
it was a secret family recipe and he somehow like
(19:43):
got this guy to tell him and he makes the
most incredible locks. And I was just thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Oh hell yeh. When I first said that, I thought
he was creating l o c ks locks. I was like, oh,
is he a locksmith?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
I also went on a journey when you said my
dad's locks, and I was like, okay, it's either locks
locks that like go on a door or dreadlocks. And
then you said he's been smoking. I was like, oh no,
I'm smoking weed and he has dreadlocks smoking salmon, but
smoking salmon and he has locks l o X. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
You know, I am a little bit insane. One thing
grief does. My brain is operating at about four percent
of his smrmal capacity. The synops is not firing. So
then I was just like, oh yeah, locks, I'm thinking
about locks.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah that's somebody who loves smoked fish. But yeah, between
now the ravioli the locks. I'm coming over for dinner
and I'm gonna spend the night, so I have locks
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Okay, yeah you should that would be great, ring the
whole fam.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
He's just no, no, no, no no, I can't just need
I need Do you just have like too much locks?
At this point, I feel like that was right.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I never have too much locks.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yeah, just not enough locks.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
And you know, because I'm autistic, what I do is
I'll just eat one food over and over and over
and over and over until I'm fully fixated. The last
three weeks, it's been bond me and I did eat
tacos for two straight months. Like literally, I just say, tacos.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
What kind of bum what kind of bum me? Did
you have?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Pork belly is my favorite? Oh yeah, I always get
pork belly.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
There's a spot that has like a brisket where you
dip it in the fub broth. It's like a dip
bun me And I'm like, oh.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
That sounds good for winter.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
It's good for even summer. I'm I'm sick with it. WHOA, yeah, yeah,
I'll tell you about it later.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Yeah, what is Blair? Something you think is overrated?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
What do I think is overrated? I am concerned. I've
already done this one before, but who can say? And
I'm gonna have to get I'm gonna get shipped. Uh,
this is going to be polarizing. But Deep Dish pizza
is really bad. And and I just also want to
say that I recognize pizza even though when it's really bad,
it's still good, like French fries or Mexican food. But
(22:00):
Dish pizza, you know, it's just really a you get lost,
You get lost in a sea, in an underworld of
bread that never ends. And the best part is like
the sauce and the cheese. And I just like a thin,
crispy crass. But I know my father did program that
to me. Every time I go to Chicago, he live
some ominous voicemail on my phone about promising, making me
(22:22):
promise not to eat the Deep Dish pizza and remember
where I came from and yeah, and who I descend
from my ancestors.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah, in any other context, can sound really racist? Whatever
the talk is but you don't remember your people, but
this one it's like, don't debase yourself eating that feah.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I mean my dad's wood burning oven and he makes
it like the it's so thin and crispy, is just incredible.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Your dad is like a character from a Pixar movie
or something so magical, Like I just handmade these locks.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
How many guys I dated who just want to hang
out with my dad and talk about smoking fish and.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
My dad doesn't want to hang out with them. He's
like a comedian that's not a real job.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Oh wow, I love this rom com. It's like a
comedian who gets breaks through to your dad. Though.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
My Dad's always like, please, can they like sports? Can
they know how to cook? You know? Just something? He's
always like, give me something to work with.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
These guys they don't like sports, they don't know how
to cook.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yeah, He's like, God, how am I supposed to talk
to this guy? I don't even understand the.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Guy, Like, hey, Dad, this is the guy who's telling
about you like sports are cooking. I'm really bad at
I'm not really into the whole sports ball thing, you know,
And I tend to do take out a lot. Get
the fuck out.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
You can imagine the a few men I've brought through
there where he's like, what is this guy's an artist?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
What is this? Yeah? I can hear him saying, what
is this?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
What is this you're gonna have? You're gonna procreate with
this guy?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Okay? What does he sell? Like his little paint brushes?
And they give him money for that?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Exactly? He shakes their hand and immediately starts examining that.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, what's going on. He's like, what's wrong with your wrist?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
A firm handshake is one of the most important. He's like,
I didn't like that guy's handshake, dead fish. How's he
going to get anywhere in the world?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Oh yeah, Now does he wait until the person's gone
before he says that.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
He's really nice?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Get a load of this guy as happening.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I say all this, and yet I haven't brought a
man home in several years, So this is really from the.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Far past, the archives, the darkive.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break and we'll
come back and we'll talk about some of these guys,
some of these new fangled guys, dang dating apps. We'll
be right back, and we're back. We're back, and this
(25:08):
is this is a study in the loosest sense of
the words.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah, I feel like yeah, I mean, look, we love
a study, study, science, study. We love a study finds
out something headline. And this was one that had basically
been covered like over the weekend. It got a lot
of coverage of saying that a study of dating app
shows that men are always trying to date out of
their league and women tend to date with within their
(25:34):
own desirability whatever that means. And I was like, Okay, whatever,
the what the fuck is this the study? It's it
comes from a study that was an analysis of like
a check dating app and like like data from like
ten thousand like users, heterosexual users. And again they're czes. Sorry, yes,
we've got a lot of locks check like just checking
(25:55):
the country checking. And again this is they said, quote.
Research is examining dating behavior found that men engage in
what scientists call quote aspirational pursuit. This means they consistently
but been targeting women who quote are on average, considerably
more desirable than themselves. Meanwhile, women flooded with options tend
to quote swipe down slightly toward less popular men. Most
aspirational swiping fails to convert into matches, blah blah, blah blah.
(26:18):
I'm like study aside. I was like, anytime there's something
talking about the dynamics of like men and women dating,
I'm like, there's always gonna be some wacky bullshit comments section.
And when I saw that The New York Post had
posted this study as a headline, I was like, what's
the fucking comment section over here? Because I know it's
going to be an absolute fucking crisis. And this thing
(26:40):
has everything. It's got pickup artists, bullshit, straight up misogyny,
anti semitism, all because the study pointed out that maybe
men are a little out of touch in the era
of online dating. No.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
The cover of this study, by the way, as a
picture of the guy from Revenge of the Nerds with
his glasses foggy up and then like there's little windshield
wipers that come under the classes to clear out because
he's un murdered.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
So the stuff. First of all, I'm not going to
speak on the veracity of this analysis because I've never
used a dating app in my life. I was out
of the game before the real height of dating app use.
But I'm also like this study also was taken data
it comes from July of twenty seventeen. I'm like, that's
(27:28):
that's a different the world.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Seven years unmarried, Unlike you guys who succeeded.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
I was trying to lob this one up for you, Blair.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I will have to say that we don't have to
worry about that study being back in twenty seventeen. I'm
here to reassure you that that data is absolutely sound,
hard hard data that cannot be refuted in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
But conversely, I do have to say I'm only on Hinge.
I was on Raya like on and off, but like
no one ever I get matches, but then no one
would ever ask me on a date. And you know,
I already am in a masculine dominated field. I'm not
going to be messaging first at this point. What's the
point of being a woman. But with Hinge, I am
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still on Hinge, even though I forget to go on
it for three months at a time. But I will
say that all the Hinge dates I've ever been on
have all been really nice guys like I. Every guy
has been so kind, and I think my profile is
extremely sincere, Like I have nothing joking on there, Like
(28:38):
if any comedy people see my profile, I'd honestly be humiliated.
It's like looking for the love of my life, a
man who will be my so my husband and be
the father of dreams to my children and so like
I it's just since yeah, sincereous fuck. But I think
because of that, I have only gone on dates with
like the nicest people, like I've never had a horror story.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Mmmmmm well, the a lot of the comments here are
from like clearly lonely people or angry boomers who are.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
Like the internet comments, what are they like, I'm just like,
it's so wildly again, the thing was like very at
the end, they're like the conclusion is like, you know,
people tend to be happier if they're a little more
realistic about like their desirability or where like, rather than
going for maybe their like sort of sexual desires that
are just they're acting out and who they're picking as
(29:33):
a mate.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
But some of these comments, this is so like all
of them, it's some version of like the New York
Post is trying to fucking destroy white men. It's sort
of like the yeah quote, you'll never hear anyone telling
women to lower their standards. This is again, like the
first thing that they're talking about.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yeah, famously progressive New York posts.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Yes, always so so kind. Yeah, they said they're always
encouraged to aim for the hot I'm going to do
it in a New York post accent. I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (30:06):
They're always encouraged to aim for the highest fruit on
the tree of life, no matter how unrealistic. Meanwhile, men
are constantly told to quote settled, to lower their expectations
and accept whatever comes their way. Society treats male standards
like a threat, and if you dare to have them,
you're labeled toxic or entitled.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Okay, yeah, who wrote that article? A school shooter?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Just just a man by the name of j Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
No, I think Look, I don't like to think too
deeply about this stuff because I think that ultimately we're
trying to open our hearts and find the soulmate. You know,
it's not about looks and all this stuff, and so
that is a downside of the apps. But on the
(30:52):
other hand, Devil's advocates, what any of these dudes be
actually approaching a twelve in the bar? No, they wouldn't, So,
I mean, if they want to shoot their shot online
behind the safety of their screen. Who knows that's.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Not That's what the researchers are kind of like sort
of getting to. They're like, it's much easier for a
person to do this when there it's completely disconnected from
like a physical interaction and it's merely like I like this,
I don't like this, I like this, whereas yeah, like
in public it's a much you know, are I think,
at least for me, I was very very like reluctant
to approach people because I just didn't like the awkwardness
(31:32):
of it and I had to get over that.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
And I will also say that men have infinitely way
more confidence than women, Like, you know, if a woman,
no matter how hoteous, he's a really hot guy, like,
they're intimidated because there aren't that many hot guys. Women
are just more attractive in general, you know.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
So I don't know, no, I mean, you looked right
at me when you said that, and I haven't read
that many guys.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Okay, It does just feel like this is generally like
a worst way to organize a people like just people
in general like aren't like they're not in as many
relationships as they used to be. People aren't having sex
as much as they used to be. Like, it feels
like there's just a lot of ways in which people
(32:30):
are just I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, yeah, Like this.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Like puts you at a remove and then you were
just like I don't know, fucking gaming people. It's also
funny to like read the comments of the people who
are sexually frustrated on dating apps and like see how
they communicate themselves.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah, it's like, oh.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Wait, this isn't working, this this thing where you're saying,
d yeah, it comes to dating now. You stop being
a gold dig in emotional train wreck one men, ladies, Yanks, Wait,
that guy's not it.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
I don't I don't want any and I don't want
Drummond coming after me looking for a free dinner, you know,
like all this stuff. I'm like, honey, I love that
you're worried about gold diggers. When you make fifteen grand
a year, you know.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
You never know, you never well again, because that's like
a lot of people just ingesting all of that content
and again not being not in practice experiencing that in
the real world. Like a lot of people just hear
this kind of shit, Like that's how the world is
like for you even like I don't really get up,
I don't really talk to anyone. You can imagine though.
There's another one.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
This is just real quick, the guy that I just
read the di I comes to dating. How about you
stop being gold digging emotional trait that that guy put
his first am last name one. I know, I just
want to sign that.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
It's so crazy. There's one that's a guy named Nelson,
and he leaves a terrible one.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
He's like, now, men need to seek Sherman prosecutions against
mon monopolistic practices from dating companies, hedgemons that run on
certain group politics and essentially the fame men who don't
align with politics promoted by the gemony and often their
unlawful collaborations with defamatory and unconstant interious operations by the
FBI and local authorities. Before questioning this, realize versut, who
(34:17):
is telling you signed Nelson?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
The guy who signed Nelson?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
You need to go outside, babe, You need to go outside.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Uh see, stress, there's no there's dangerous brown people outside.
I read it here in the New York Post. I'm fine,
you know. Also first and last name on that one, yeah,
first and again it's because it's boomer comments. They're like
leads to their fucking facebooks.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah that guy hasn't had sex in like fifteen years.
It also like it depends on what you're looking for
with dating, Like I definitely give a lot of chances,
not a lot of I'm pretty busy, but to people
where I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm not looking at that guys.
But I think that's the difference between men and women,
Like women are to see like the totality of a person,
(35:02):
Like I go on dates with guys all the time
where I'm not like wowed by They're like, oh my god,
that's the hottest guy they're seeing. But I'm like, oh,
maybe they're a great person, maybe they would end up
being the love of my life.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Well, I think the other part is too, Like I
used to be so superficial when I did I only
wanted to date people that were like me, where it's
like do you like the same shows? Do you like
the same music? And I was not really I was
not experiencing like the fullest breath of life because I
was kind of like really interested in people the exact
same things, and by expanding just my horizons to be like, Okay,
(35:36):
maybe this person doesn't like the exact same shit. I
like that, there's something more to that, And then you
kind of begin to understand what companionship means to you.
It wasn't like they gotta like breaking bad or my
life's gonna suck. It's like, oh, they deeply care about me.
I'm I feel comfortable enough around this person to be vulnerable.
Like those are like the things that I realize over time.
I'm like, oh, that's that's actually when you feel like
(35:58):
you're like I want to die with this and that's
what I want, rather than do they like belly?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
It takes a long time to learn that stuff, you know, is.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Do they like belly? Is like what how my seven
year old not even my nine years how my seven
year old like picks his friend. He's just like, do
they like the specific type of legos that I like?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Then we're good.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
But if they don't, like, we have some work to do.
Like honestly, we're like it can still work out, but
like we we need to work at this relationship.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah, find a companion. Find a companion he doesn't like Ninjago.
Oh if he doesn't like Ninjago, dad kick him. Out.
He just didn't like to kick him out. His parents
aren't picking him up for another two hours. I don't
care get him.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Out, all right. I think this is like a somewhat
related story. So in the context of the CEO and
the head of HR getting caught in a in an
embrace at the cold Play show, immediately like diving through
a window. To try and deny the reality of what
(37:05):
we all witnessed, people Wired write an article where they're like,
this is actually part of a growing trend, a boom
in online private investigators who people hire to be like
I think my spouse is cheating?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Can you look into this? And then they like.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Post the results like on they'll they'll blur the person's face,
but they will show like yeah, yeah, it's and like,
on the one hand, it's usually women PI doing it
for a woman who thinks their spouse is cheating in
at least the people that's covered in this article, which
(37:47):
I think is crucial and makes it much more harmless
than otherwise than like just basically the social media equivalent
of that TV show Cheaters. It just it all so
they're like, yeah, all all of the people we interviewed
for this article have their private investigator licensing, and you know,
(38:09):
seem to be doing it from a perspective of, like,
we want to give women a place that feels safe,
where they can like look into things and not have
to like hire a guy in a trench coat who's
like also trying to sleep with them or whatever.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Oh this guy's scumbag. Anyway, you like lasagna, Yeah, exactly, like.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
The men who get into being private investigators. It's like,
I can't imagine what that They're.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Like, Yeah, that feels like a New York Post comment too.
It's like fellas, ever since I became a PI, I've
been doing great with dating just to hip.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
You know, you're like, oh god, but I do feel
like it's a It's another thing where we're you know,
at a remove. Everybody's kind of lonely. Everybody's experiencing the
world at a remove and through like digital interfaces, and
so like we you're consuming this shit just to like
(39:04):
feel schanfreude. And you know, I guess it's like the
same thing that people used to experience through like gossiping
at work in person. But it does feel like if
if it becomes less and less regulated and more and
more just like fucking I watch Andrew tape videos and
I'm also going to be a pi like that. I
(39:25):
feel like that could go in a very dark direction.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Oh, the perspective in which you tried to uncover quote,
the truth for people to help them. Yeah, sure, sure, sure,
I have a.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Few thoughts on this. I think this is really a
lot of this is about the past. You know, five
years of people deciding the growing unrest against billionaires. We
saw it with the submarine explosion all that, and it
started the fact that this guy has a.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Million of submarine explosion is a great example. I've been
using just Luigi Mangioni and this CEO guy. But yeah,
the submarine example.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
No, because here's the thing. Women get so angry about cheating,
but you're not going to see men across the country
like going nuts about a dude cheating. They're like, okay,
that's like most yeah, yeah, that guy's baller. And but
that in combination, yeah, like I think people were like,
(40:22):
oh and it was just so public and brazen, like
you know, this wasn't like someone getting caught cheating, like
when photos when they're like getting paparazzi found them, like
getting out of a car, somewhere like this isn't the
most public forum, so it just felt more brazen, like
(40:42):
a like a few thing, you know.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
I think like that shot in Freud, I think a
lot of it, Like to your point, like Blair, is
that just generally we feel so powerless in terms of
what like the wealthy do that any kind of any
kind of come upance is going to be embraced immediately
because you feel like.
Speaker 7 (41:03):
I just want to see some fucking accountability fucking somewhere,
you know, because I feel like a lot of that
is sort of simmering underneath a lot of like, you know,
especially in our society, is like where's the accountability for
people that are actually like affecting our lives negatively truly
in a tangible way.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
And I think so when the CEO sort of category
of person kind of intersects with that, and then when
you see that, you're like, yeah, exactly, yeah, fuck you.
I got no sympathy for this motherfucker and I'm.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
So hungry for it that will like allow it to
be a submarine implosion that like killed a bunch of
other people, will still be like, ah, fucking CEO, piece
of shit, not me, Like I.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Can't tell I still my friends are like, you know,
I just I can't celebrate like people dying it like that.
But I do not think this country cares about extramarital
cheating in the way that the reaction to this. It's
much more about him, No, it's humiliation, yes, and the
Trump Trump culture where it feels like, oh, there's just
(42:03):
no laws for these guys, like they're truly running over society,
the Elon, like all the whole Elon musk mess for
the last like year or two. And yeah, I just
think it brought a lot of people feeling like they
could take power back by witnessing that. Also, the way
they freaking dove out of the way, this was exactly
(42:26):
I will be vulnerable with you. For one moment, I
was pulling I'm not proud of this, but I was
pulling into my parents' neighborhood. You know, we got a
lot of like family emergencies happening, and I text my
mom pulling up and a cop drove by me, and
instead of putting my phone down slyly, I threw it
(42:47):
like I was that goddamn CEO, and like was at
the least like cool you could be in that situation
and immediately got pulled over and got a ticket. And
I was like, and I was like, oh, rightfully, so
absolutely and the and I was like crying because I
was upset about my brother. And I was like, he
(43:07):
was so nice to me. And I was like, you
have a really nice bedside manner for being an evil demon.
Speaker 5 (43:15):
You know.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
I didn't say the demon part, but yeah, I meant
to be like for being for me. Yeah, for being
a fucking pig.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Yeah you fear you break out your and I mean
that you're a fucking pig. Motherfucker. Give me my fucking ticket. Also, okay,
if I get out of my car to pick up
my phone, I know I threw it out the window
while we were I didn't blab.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
And look, I have been wrong before because of my
autism about I've been wrong maybe one million times. But
I do believe this was the one nice cop in existence.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Sure sure, sure, yeah you found you found that cop.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
It's just a few bad ones out there.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
I was told what I'm saying, spoiling the.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Whole bunch except for Mariscal Hargate.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Yeah, that's right, right right. I remember going up there
was a cop that came to our neighborhood for a
block party and did the Macarena and he was all right,
he was all right.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Cops stories where it's like an old person commits because
they're like whatever, and they come back like and make
them dinner or something because they were hungry, and you're like, oh,
that's good, that's a good cop.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
The thing was that people, it was just this stripper
who lived in the neighborhood who had a cop, you know,
form because he was he had way too much honey
in those hips when he was in the macarna. Oh
my god, a body roll and the hips. Yeah. I
didn't know until later on. My mom was like, you
know that was a stripper, right, that was the actual cop.
And no, I don't tell I don't tell tales that
(44:48):
it No, I'm lying.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Okay, Jackie, And I knew that one.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Wait for real, Wait, Blair, was the person who pull
you over with that stripper? Was that the stripper?
Speaker 2 (45:02):
I believe more strippers should be men, is my personal belief.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Anytime I see a dude properly hit a body roll,
oh my god, they were a strippers. Too many people
are too fucking stiff with the body roll at the
very least men need to be body rolling, harder, sexier.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Straight A man being objectified in a workplace setting.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
Hey yeah, speaking of object objectified in a workplace setting,
let's take a quick break and won't come back and
talk about that Sidney Sweeney campaign. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
And we're back.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
We're back, We're back, and we're back, and Sidney Sweeney
is back with a So there was the bathwater infused
soap thing that happened where she was selling so that
had bath water in it to people and it immediately
sold out.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
And now was it doctor Squatch or whatever?
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Doctor it's like a weird sex thing like men who
wanted a piece of her. Oh okay, that's like men
sometimes d m me asking for my socks or underwear.
That like the vibe. I think, well, Sydney Sweeney is
why her team has a lot of interesting choices for her.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
She squatches like such, it's I guess she's now the
face of American Eagle, which would be the Doctor Squatch
of like clothes ears. It's like not is that brands
like pop? Is it like coming back?
Speaker 1 (46:46):
That's what all the girls who wouldn't talk to me
in high school war? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was
like that was like the American.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Imagine you being cool in high school.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
I was, but that American was like, I mean the
problem was I was dating somebody didn't talk to me. Yeah,
what's their problems? Yea. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
So she is dropping some branded the branded Sydney Jane
on all of our asses, and it is to raise
proceeds for a nonprofit that provides mental health support.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
So that is good, Okay.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
The campaign is being praised by people on the right
flo quote ending woke ads because finally there's an advertisement
using sex to sell a product. I'm actually surprised it
took this long. That's that you'd think they would have
tried that before.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
I forgot how to. I forgot that sex was a
thing until I saw this commercial. That's right. It's just
crazy because oh it's such a yeah, desexualized environment ambiently,
it is weird.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
Like the way the meanstream media is writing about this.
They're like, some critics claim it over sexualizes a serious cause.
That like the objection should be that it's like too
sexy and she's doing it to raise funds for mental
health stuff, but like, you can't be sexy while raising
funds for supporting people's mental health. However, some people have
(48:16):
pointed out that the actual text of the ad says
that Sidney Sweeney has good genes, as in genes like
it's a very it's a double entendre the whole time,
and that she's a minor blue which it's so it's
like a it's a genetics double entendre, which some people
are pointing out feels very eugenicsy.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
What's wrong with eugenics?
Speaker 3 (48:40):
Right?
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Who are the people that believed in that? They're just
trying to make the best people, right?
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Yeah, and it's culturally apropos right.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
Now, right, it does feel like that has to have
happened that conversation, right, I don't know, watching a billion
dollar thing to be like, is this gonna be weird
that we're saying, like my blue eyed, blonde, white woman
like should be the face of good genes?
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Yeah? And this is why d I actually serves these
people's bottom line, these dumbasses, right.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
So because one person be like, I don't know, do
y'all know about eugenics or did I bring this up
in this meeting?
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Or yeah, that's why d I actually serves these capitalist motives, you.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Know, well on some level, right, but unfortunately the most
most of the time companies interacting with he are just like,
I don't know, so we got to like hire some
more like brown people, or like, what fuck what happens
if we don't our stock price goes down? All right,
then we'll do it.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
They did DEI and then discontinue it on you know,
because they no longer had to because people weren't telling
them they had to. And also they were like that
the stuff they said was like annoying to me.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
I always say these people, I'm always shocked when people
like it's like when they don't do the right thing,
not because I expect them to do it the right thing,
but because it doesn't serve their own interests. I'm like,
it's like when a guy says something in this day
and age like post me too, where you're like, whoa,
(50:15):
you could lose everything for saying enjoying that, Like like,
I know you don't care about women, like even in
the slightest, but aren't you worried about like losing your
entire company in fortune?
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Sorry, I have no concept of the stakes like that
because of what my male privilege has done for me.
This entire time.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
That's always my first thought, though, I'm like, yeah, like
just this is a dumb business decision.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Yeah, right, Like like if I.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
Were you.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Look the fifteen white people that I talked to that
are worth over five million dollars each, they thought it.
Speaker 3 (50:49):
Was They didn't find this offensive at all. They didn't
they they actually so what you have to understand is
this so this is explain it weird. Some people are
saying that this is merely a callback to the nothing
comes between me and my Calvins Calvin Clein commercial, which
like that that's something I've referenced before.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
It is one of the.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
Wildest like cultural fucking pieces of like evidence of like
how just like fucking creepy everything was at the end
of the seventies and early eighties when it was just
like white guys were like just given full like no
all gas, no break control of everything, and they were
just like what a little bit of you know, being
(51:31):
thinking fifteen year olds is okay, Thinking fifteen year olds
are attractive is okay because they had a Calvin Klein
ad with brookshields at fifteen where they like pan up
her body in the same way like I do think
this is a like visual reference to this, and then
she says nothing comes between me and my Calvin's and
people were like, you know, that's fucking weird. She's fifteen.
(51:55):
But not enough people were like that at the time,
to the point that now they're like, that would actually
be a fun thing to make a reference, to make
reference to. So it's like, the defense of this seems
to be no, it's just a reference to this old
pedophile lad.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Right, yeah, but it would nothing. The defense could potentially
be valid had there not been that last word in
the slogan, right.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
You know, like Sydney Sweeney has good jeans.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
It's again. I go to the Fox News story post
about it because I got to see the comments.
Speaker 3 (52:35):
Oh no, and I'm assuming it has something to do
with like woke.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Oh my god, dude, there's it's a bunch. Look, this
is like the most benign one never thought of whiteness.
When I hear that phrase, I think of beauty, health,
and longevity. When I say someone has great gens, Holly
Berry great gens. That's like a Denzel I love, I
like a black actor.
Speaker 3 (52:59):
I'm not right, Denzel is my favorite actor. I'm just saying,
give the police a chance, let's hear them out.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
It's nice to see a woman without an excessive backside
tattoos and a nose ring again, an excessive effects. Yeah,
but a lot of people so may people are just like,
it's not racist. Like one person's like, it's not racist.
She has good genes, he she should thank her ancestors.
There's nothing Nazi about that. And you're like, oh good.
(53:30):
But you know again, these are people from different perspectives.
They've never they've never been they've never thought of themselves
as oppressed, so they're not sensitive to anything or surrounding
that topic.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
Like, what are you talking about racism?
Speaker 1 (53:44):
Yeah, I didn't think I didn't think of that. If
you think of that, you're a racist. I don't think
about race because my race doesn't it doesn't affect me.
My race doesn't affect me ever, so it's not this
is racist to think about it. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (53:59):
You're bringing up race and that's racist.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah, truly that is legitimately how they think though.
Speaker 1 (54:07):
Yeah yeah, yep. Anyway, people are like, it's so many
people are doing the like it'd be fine if it
was psalma he Like people were putting women of color
as like a to swap it out to try and
defend it. They're like even zendeya I believe has good genes.
You're like, oh wow, at least these people are trying
to pretend they're not full blown Nazis, but with their
(54:28):
sordid logic where they're like I would have been fine
if it was this other woman of color. Perhaps perhaps not.
I don't know. That's not the reality, so I can't
really say yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
I did like the tweet from Jesus who said she's
living out her initials. Sydney Sweeney as always such a
pleasure having you on the podcast. Where can people find you?
Speaker 1 (54:53):
Follow you? All that good stuff?
Speaker 2 (54:56):
God, this was just incredible for me. My all my
socials are at Blairsocky B L A, I, R, S,
O C C. I come say hi on there. It
makes me so happy. And when you guys say hi
to me at shows and say zy gang, it truly
makes me so happy. So thanks for that. I have
(55:16):
my last tour day of the summer this Saturday at
Dallas Comedy Club. Two shows. I have not sold very
many tickets, so if you're in the area or could
tell someone you know, that would very help me so
it doesn't get canceled.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
Hello up Dallas, Austin, I know you're only a few
hours away. Antonio Houston, Barbiebe do it, go go support Blair,
let her know, and don't be like, don't don't be
shouting zay Gang during the show.
Speaker 1 (55:48):
Yeah, I don't have with it. Do it at the end?
Ziang What I love Zychang coming to the stage, Blair Saki.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
Gang, I love zay Gang.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Clair.
Speaker 3 (56:01):
Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 5 (56:04):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (56:05):
Yeah, I have two off the top of my head.
The first fun is one of my best friend Amy
Silverberg's new novel that came out this week called First Time,
Long Time. She's a very hilarious stand up comedian and
also a PhD. Just brilliant and I'm so proud of her.
So pick up that book because it's incredible. And then also, like,
(56:26):
my favorite pieces of media I saw this week, besides
the South Park episode that I watched five times, is
all the Scottish people's signs when Trump came. I mean,
these people are hilarious, medieval witchy, Like I saw this
one tweet of this woman picture it says Trump may
(56:46):
your urse break out in boils, yes, Scunner. And I
was like, oh my god. I was like, I just
these people. I like, the Scottish people are hysterical witches,
unbelievable funny. I saw so many other funny ones too,
pictures of the Scottish protests.
Speaker 1 (57:05):
You got to go on Scottish TikTok.
Speaker 2 (57:07):
That's really your own Scottish TikTok. I didn't even know
there was a TikTok.
Speaker 1 (57:11):
That another part of just the Scottish slang, just all
of it. I'm just so enamored with the accent.
Speaker 2 (57:17):
They're so funny. Ah, yes, Scunner, Yes, Spunner about your
arts breakout in boils, Yes, Scunner, Like I haven't heard
I haven't heard boil since I was in Bedlam in
the sixteen hundreds.
Speaker 1 (57:30):
You know.
Speaker 3 (57:32):
You are fucking I knew it based on your skin.
Speaker 1 (57:37):
We knew it.
Speaker 3 (57:38):
Miles Where can people find you as their work of
media you've been enjoying? Uh yeah, yeah, I go everywhere.
Speaker 1 (57:43):
At Miles of Gray where they have ad symbols, you
can find me talking about ninety day fiance. I'm four
to twenty day fiance with Sofia Alexandra a work of media.
I like just all the Gallain Maxwell stuff is very
very The Onion posted one last week when she was
doing that meeting with the Department of Justice, and it
(58:05):
said the Onion at the Onion on Blue Sky posted quote, Wow,
you've got the whole room tarped up. You guys doing
some paintingly.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
The Onion is just incredible.
Speaker 1 (58:20):
That's great, guys doing some paintingly.
Speaker 2 (58:25):
You guys. I'm sure already talked about the South Park
episode extensively.
Speaker 1 (58:29):
We talked about it for sure.
Speaker 2 (58:31):
I know you didn't, but I'm dying for Thursday and
I can see the next one.
Speaker 1 (58:37):
Did that episode feel like when a kid like says
fuck you to a teacher and you go yes.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
No. I was like the first episode the first time
I watched it, I watched five times. I was like, oh,
I was just as gnarly as this was scorched, like
like they go hard. I was like, but I don't
know if they've ever gone this hard, like ever, like
(59:04):
this is the hardest episode of the million episodes.
Speaker 1 (59:07):
Felt like it's like, go ahead and try and destroy
the show. Like after this, like yeah, we will only
become more powerful unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (59:14):
I overheard like it went viral in the old fashioned
way where like I overheard like I heard like a
thirty something guy telling his grandfather or like a very
old guy about it and being like, yeah, so it's
He's like south Park is a show. He's like, yeah,
it has him like having sex with the devil and
then like it shows a little penis at the end
(59:36):
the guy and then he was like, where can I
watch it? And the some like started showing it to him. Yeah,
on his phone, like in a restaurant, and so many.
Speaker 2 (59:46):
People in person about it.
Speaker 1 (59:47):
Like I was just floored.
Speaker 3 (59:49):
I heard multiple people like telling other people about it.
Speaker 1 (59:52):
This was one of the few times I've told her, majesty,
check out this YouTube video I'm about to play you.
And she watched the whole thing. Yeah, most of the
time she's like what the fuck is this? But I
was and I kept going, show is dickpp and they're
gonna watch them.
Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
And the fact that they made it his real head
like didn't animate him. It was just unbelievable. The whole
thing was amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
This is a Trey Barker and Matt Stone. You're gonna
you're pushing you're pushing Let's see what happened, guysastion. You
made everyone in the class go.
Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
O ship, fuck you teacher, world star. They should have
had the episode end with somebody shouting world star.
Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
What's this world star they're talking about at the end
saying that keep it up, see what happens.
Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
This is also what I imagined Cool Texas Monthly Cool Texas.
Timothy tweeted a guy that was just on Epstein's Island
for the zip line.
Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
That was so funny.
Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
That was his.
Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
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is there a song that you think that people might enjoy?
Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Yes, there is a track. Again, I like dancy music.
I want to feel like I'm it's summer and I'm
out there moving my body. This track is called Handle
with Care by the DJ producer Conducta, just making really
great dance music from Bristol in it. So yeah, check
this one out. It's Handle with Care Conductor. This is
(01:01:53):
like a sweaty dance. M hm oh raight again. Oh
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