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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Here comes the men in black? Is this the second day?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
And Roe? We're talking about men in black, the boys
in blue, boys in blue, men in black in black,
the man in yellow also an op? Does the man
in the yellow hat? Does a cab include him?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Is he a cop?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
No? But I don't know. He's just got cop energy.
So he's trying to fuck up George's good time.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Well, sure, he does seem to be wearing a uniform.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
He's a uniformed officer of some law. I don't know
if it's the law, but monkey law.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Is he like? Well, who is he to George?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I think like adoptive parent slash owner.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
See, I don't like that. He don't like that at all.
Does that does make that? Does put him in that
a cap category? If you're just there to be like, Yo,
that's my that's my boy. Curious George. I'm here to
facilitate his careuriosity. That's one thing.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
He's really far down on the auto complete twhen you
do Man in the you got the Iron mask, the
Man in the moon cast long before Man in the
Box lyrics, I don't even know what the fun that is.
He sees him he's George's owner. But he sees himself
as more of a gay father. You know what, uh huh,
(01:24):
thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
That's like he's not so far did he was he
like in Africa and then took George away?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yikes?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Maybe that that feels very likely, Miles, that feels very likely.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
And then he never changed. He's just wearing like those
like so like you know, like he like you'd be
wearing jipers. I just look. George is caught by the
man with the yellow hat and taken from Africa to America,
where the.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Two also his head is looks like a banana on purpose.
I would assume like he's trying to do some like
psychological ship to George to be like, hey over here,
you like me, We're friends.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
During him in Wow, we really blewed this.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Wide O fucking we cracked this case wide open.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
The man, using his large yellow straw hat as a trap,
captures George. George tries on the HAPs his vision, allowing
the man to easily put him in a bag. Are
you fucking your bag? You couldn't even get a cage
for your boy. That's crazy the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Like a Hamburglar style abduct He abducted a Hamburgler style Monkey.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
And trafficked him back to the US.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Jesus Christ. No, no, no, no, We're not doing that.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I mean the every day we're going to reveal a
new The Men in Black, The Man in the a
new The Man Who a Cab includes Hello the Internet,
and Welcome to Season three ninety seven, Episode three after
(03:09):
an aside geist as a production of Ihart Radios podcast
where we take a deep dave into America shared consciousness,
cared consciousness. That's a fun one to switch cared consciousness. Yeah,
it's Wednesday, July sixteenth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
There it is. What day is it today? Hey, guess what?
It's Corn Fritter's Day, National Personal Chef Day. Wow, goy,
shut up, shut up everyone.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Out, National ofp hairs Day, National, exactly, National Actually tip
your your driver Day? Uh huh, I know it's customary
for us not to tip our drivers.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Fur Day, National Butler Day, National Weed Roller in your
Entourage Day, National, And it is National hot Dog Day,
which does feel a little bit like.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Why am I here and not Jamie loved it?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
What the fuck? I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
We I mean National hot Dog Day is fucking July fourth.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they just don't want to be here.
We we if that was away for you saying you
didn't want to be here.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Kaitlyn, Yeah, I'm actually I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Kaitlyn does try to start off every episode by saying
why am I here? Usually they just mumble it under
their breath.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Well yeah, God damn making the same Michael's the mistakes
over and over again, Kaitlyn, Jack FROs I, froze, he's back.
I mean to me, you guys froze.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh okay, Well, it's all about who's I do you know.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Who's holding who?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's what That's what the phrase was originally about. Anyways,
my name is Jack O'Brien aka, oh baby. You you
hang with Epstein, but you say he's not a friend,
and you say he he's not a friend?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Oh Donald?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That one courtesy of Booty Studio on the discord maybe
a new AKA writer or Booty Studio. I'm thrilled to
be joined as always by my co host mister Miles.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Gray, Miles Gray Ky and Lay under Lay Daddy ai
ai oh oh, who's parenting now? Shout out new Chris
on the discord for that one? Do we do that one?
I don't know if no, you did a one, you
did an AI one yesterday that was American American Pies.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yes, yes, yes, there'res so you know that was a
song and not just a movie. I only knew it
from the movie.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Wait for real, it's the it's the theme song to
American Pie. Right, it's my favorite movie too. No, right,
but that song came out as the theme song for
the movie American Pie.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, yeah, with like a fun I think it was
performed by Limp Biscuit, Jesus Christ who did the Big
Madonna did the big remix to American Pie, which was
just singing American Pie. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, wasn't that for Wait? What was that for the
Austin Powers song soundtrack?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
God, I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. Forget it,
just forget what am I doing? Here are guest Smutters
under their breath were thrilled to be joined in our
third seat by a very talented writer, stand up comedian
co host of The Bechdel Cast, one of the great
film podcasts. Go listen to the Bechdel Cast right after
you get done with this one. Put it next in
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your queue. They also happen to have a master's degree
in film. They also happened to have the most anagrammable
name in the English language, So if you've been given
their name in a jumble of out of order scrabble tiles,
you may know them as Lauren d Titanic or nine
Tit Dracula or Latin dancer you. But to us, they
(06:56):
will always be Kaitlin Dorante.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
We wait, I have a song. Here we go. Spell
my name, spell my name, you can spell it, shady,
ain't calling me Katie. My letters all can change. Spell
my name, spell my name. That's courtesy of Sarah hunt
Hell Instagram.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Beautifully written, beautifully performed. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Any any new anagrams.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
That have popped up? Really know we've critical? Yeah? He
I mean like maybe if we open up to other languages.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah, well, yeah, true, let me work on that.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
There are other languages. That turns out, I'm I'm still
I'm a bit dubious about that, but there turns out
they might be they might be talking other things in
English outside of here.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Nah, Caitlin, great to have you back. We're going to
get to know you a little bit better in a moment.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
First, we're gonna tell the listeners a couple of things
we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
The Democrats have a new strategy going into the mid terms, which.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Is it's.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Tease it out, tease it out, many reminiscent of my kink.
I'll just say that that we talked about on yesterday's
episode Head in the sand. Ass up, that's the way
I like to fuck. That's that seemed to be their
political strategy also, so we'll talk about that because uh,
Andrew Cuomo is back in the mayoral race.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
So yeah, we're gonna talk about that.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
And we got we got spooky doll news. You know,
it's it's in the geist. La boo boo dolls are
out here. They are popular, they are haunting. Yes, and
the number one maybe the Michael Jordan of Haunted Dolls
is at it again unfortunately and like has maybe taken
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a real life.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, we'll talk about that.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Maybe this big ass Mars rock that I just want
to talk about because the picture that is up on
the Soderby's auction website is so weirdly like intimate. Anyways,
all that plenty more, But first, Caitlin, we do like
to ask our guests, what is something from your search
history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
So I googled do people like the Star Wars prequels now?
Just the sentence Siri.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Like, Caitlin, I'm noting from Tony your voice that you
seem skeptical.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
He was, yes, And it turns out they do. This
has been coming up.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Do you like people?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
They're they're having a resurgence. The tide is turning.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Really, it's funny the first movie, the first when you
do do people like the Star Wars? The auto complete
is prequels now, not just prequels, but prequels now now
like that, like there is some shade in the in
the Google suggestions, like wait, do people actually like this
shit now?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
And they do? I mean obviously not like that's a generalization,
but like the time has really turned understand movies and
it's so I don't know. I guess I have to
revisit them. I'm going to watch them.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
So I would say that that my nine year old
went through a very heavy Star Wars face and his
taste is completely like indecipherable to me, like it it
doesn't make any sense. His favorite is the Rise of Skywalker,
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like nine that the real bad like the one that
like even the people you're talking about are like, what, like,
no one sucked, Like his favorite is the ninth. He
really likes the prequels. Like, So it's just I feel
like it's these movies hitting people's brains when they're children, exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah, I think the people One of the reasons that
the kind of perception of these movies has shifted is
that you know people who grew up with these movies
who were kids when they came out. Because I was
like ninety nine Phantom Menace, I was thirteen, and I
was so I was like, I don't know, old enough
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it would be like this fucking sucks.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Full.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Even people who are like four years or less younger
than me are like, no, those were like my childhood
Star Wars movies and so and those people are now
full adults in their thirties, right, they're talking, they're saying
things on the internet, and so people like these movies now,
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and I don't know how to contend with that exactly.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
And when taken as a whole, like the original trilogy
also like it has some cachet from having been seen
by a lot of people when they were children, and
so like a lot of the shit that was like
similarly silly, like doesn't necessarily, you know, it's it's just
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a totally different context to see the movies when every
one of the nine movies was made before you were born.
Like when something's made before you're born, it's just like
an old movie. It's like, oh, those are the nine
old movies, like that are all equally old essentially, you know.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Right. And then like I did grow up with the
original trilogy, even though they also came out before I
was born. But like my favorite one as a kid
was Return of the Jedi because it had ewoks in it.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah, exactly, yeah, oh yeah, I just love the speeder bikes.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I was like, yeah, bro, this one's for me. I
watched Back to the Future with my kids this weekend.
They had not seen it, and I was just realizing,
like how confusing it must be that because like the
present day in that movie is longer ago than the
fifties were at the time that they like went back
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in time. So for my kids, like it's like finding
out for me that Greece was not about the present day.
Greece was like about the fifties. Like when I was
a kid, I was like, wait what I thought that
that was just like a movie that was made at
the time that it came out. You know, it's just
everything pasted a certain point. It's just like old when
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you're a kid. He was like, I don't know, man.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah, for me, I was either what I was fifteen
when the when the prequel trilogy came out, and I
was like, I was kind of in the same thing.
I don't know, this shit sucks, but I like Darth
Maul's dual sight and lightsaber. But again, I think that
also the one benefit is at least that one has
it's like a little more coherent than the the sequel trilogy,
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like seven eight nine, yeah, eight, because you can tell
George Lucas is like, this is what the fuck I'm on, Like,
this is what I'm trying to do, and it does
it does benefit that from that, But I don't know.
I guess for me, I think it's just more. I
think it just depends on when you entered, like Star
Wars entered your consciousness, and you just kind of hold
onto those with the most sort of I have the
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most deference for the original trilogy, but I don't know.
Every time I watch him wise, it's a good line
from like Obi Wan to Darth Bate like or to Anakin,
like that's what that's that's what the prequels have. But
I guess I'm not as mad as when I was fifteen.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I feel like you could cut the prequel trilogy into
a really good individual movie, like just just one movie.
There's like really cool parts, Like even in the set one,
which has that like diner scene that is like what
the fuck is happening where it's like a cartoon character
is like, how's it going, you know, and just like
they spend the whole time just like with this really
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weird computer animation like that. There's also like a scene
in there where he like jumps out of a like
flying car and like flies down like that. The like
is fucking cool. I remember seeing that as like a
young adult and being like, that's it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Like I was like by nine to eleven at that point.
Oh yeah, Attack of That Clones came out in two
thousand and two. Man, I can blame it all on
nine eleven. Yeah, but I might have to. I might
have to. What is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Kaitlin, This is very.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Specific and local to southern California, but not Verry Farm,
not Farm.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
People are like, oh Disneyland, oh Universal, but.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
You're not to say Magic Mountain.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
You know, I've only been there once and well I've
only also been tos Verry Farm once.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
But it blew me away. Wow. Yeah, it's and I
love it.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
It's great, it's cheap to go, it's I don't know.
The rides are really good. I think better than the
rides at Disney and at Universal.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Really okay, what do they have like roller coasters for
grown ups?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Like six of them? Really? I need to go there.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
This is being vastly underrated by Wait, you've never been.
You've never I've never been to Knsberry Farm turned you
upside down and inside out. But to show you folks
what this park's about. They got it all there, and
they've got good food. My grandparents, not fucking joking.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
We would drive down from La to Buena Park to
eat the fucking fried chicken at knots Erry Farm. Really,
this was I just found out about this. My grand
I was hooked on the fucking like, what's there? What's
their Berry boys and Berry? I think is like the
Knots Berry like of the Berry Farm. It's like their
main Berry Boys and Berry everything. He would get two
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pies and bring that ship home. Why do I remember?
I remember there a few times my Grandpa's like, we
want to not Very farm. My cousin I'd be like,
yay to eat fried chicken, and then people, Yeah, it
was like torture because you could go to this restaurant
like that's not like you don't have to enter the
park to eat there, but we fucking go there all
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the time.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
This is a common thing. I was talking about this
in my screenwriting class, but two of my students either
grew up in or now live in or like you know,
spent part of their childhood doing this very thing where
they would go to Notts Erry Farm, not enter the park,
but they would go with their family for the chicken
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dinner yep, and then go back home.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
That's how you know. That's how you know you're you've
been here for a minute or your family just fucking
will not like the the ends of the earth. We
would go for food like what my grandparents was wild.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
But what are we talking? Wait time on the rides?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Are they like?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Is it a So I went on a Friday in
mid May, right before my birthday. It was a little
a birthday treat to myself, and it was very reasonable.
Like some of the rides where the lines were like
as short as ten or fifteen minutes. I think the
longest we waited was a half hour for like a
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big exciting roller coast Like. It's very manageable. It's not
too crowded.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah, it's it's great.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
A season pass is one hundred dollars an annual pass,
and you could go every single day, every day, Jack.
For one hundred dollars, you.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Could be feeding your kids straight up fried chicken and
boisonberry pie. Okay, sounds great.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
You gotta go, you gotta take it.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Usually impactful, underrated for me. They do have a festival too.
Have you been to the They have a food festival there.
They got like a boy like they have a berry festival.
I remember going once.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Damn well, I went during like the boys and Berry time.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Oh yeah yeah, yeah, that's that's around that time. Yeah,
it's what.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
A great theme for amusement park berry Yeah not movie
I P. We're going to Barry. We have the we
have a Barry.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
It's like that plus like Snoopy licensed.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah that's characters.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Okay, yeah, all right, not very farm yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
And then the Halloween one is not Scary Farm exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Don't go to that demonic, do not fucking go.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
And then they also have the like Holiday season one
is not Merry Farm, also demonic.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah, not, do not go Children's witness I'm a selective,
selective Jehovahs wit because I do like a party.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
You know.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I can't go full Jehovah's Witnesses because you know, I can't.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Party and during that's scary and not s Merry Farm.
All berries are completely eradicated from the premises, right. Oh yeah,
it's no longer a Verry farm. It's just a scary,
scary farm. What is something, Caitlin, do you think is overrated?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Summer?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Oh, it's not. We're not even having our you know,
like an earth death heat wave like normal summers. And
yet and yet it's hot.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
It's hot, freaking everywhere you go in the damn countries.
Sometimes it's humid too.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Oh yeah, you're traveling.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Everyone's like, summer's the best, Summer's great. I love summer,
But why it's it's I don't. I just get depressed
during the summer. I don't want to do anything because
it's too hot.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I think every summer when you're on you say that
summer is overrated. I feel said this before. No, I
mean I just feel like this is very not this summer.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
So confirmation it's still under or overrated. Hold on, sucks,
summer still sucks. I'm like punks the tiny phil for
summer sucking. Okay, Igo, yep, this shit sucks. Don't bother
me next year.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Off your head out? Yeah wait, so I mean ways,
not that were you did you go somewhere particularly hot recently?
Because I don't feel like LA has been really that
hot the.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Last No, it's but I can really only function when
it's seventy two degrees or cooler. Actually, between like sixty
five and seventy two is where I really thrive.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
So sixty four and under seventy three and over absolute
disaster for you to extreme done.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Okay, you really can only live in this place, like
you can only live in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Then for months the year November.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yeah, but in November you thrive, thrive driving. All right, Well,
it's good. It's good to get that update. The summer
still sucks these coasts.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Shout out to the.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
People on the East Coast Man listeners on the East Coast.
It's a shout out, dude, Lord to be with you
and with your spirit.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
My wife just came back from Pittsburgh and keeps being like,
it's cold here because hot time, it was so unbearably hot.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
It's why I think the other thing is reading just
about how much more they've had to educate people in
a lot of these parts of the country that don't
get these fucked up heat waves to be like, yo,
you gotta be careful when we're going to triple digits.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
This consistently kills Yeah, like the number one. Yeah, we
should go and do that story that we do every year,
like once a year, being like and heat is killing
killing people.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yes, yeah, all.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back,
and we're back. We're back, And we've been waiting to
see what the Democrats would wait from these past couple months. Yeah, specifically,
(23:16):
I've been I don't know, hopeful that you know what
we saw from like the Pod Save America guys and
the Abundance guys being like, I guess we got to
get behind the Zorin guy. There seems to be a
lot of energy there that that would like spread to
the rest of the Democratic Party and they'd be like,
I guess maybe this is the future, the thing that
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was the most successful thing our party has ever done
and gave us the most popular president in the history
of party.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
They would take credit for Zoran even though the positively
have nothing to do with the DNC, and be like,
I mean, this seems the best thing we've ever done. Yeah,
it feels like they're trying to tie it off like
a like a tourniquet after get gangrenous. Yeah, lot fucking
spread to the arties. Yeah, so people are talking.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
There's been a lot of articles that are about the
new strategy from the Democrats going into the midterm. What
were looking at, miles Democratic socialism.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
It's a little it's a lot of fighting it, and
it's a lot of hey, what about this other thing
that we always do, but let's describe it in a
new way. And there have been a lot of because
right now they're doing it, talk about this new description.
Oh yeah, they're doing a ton of advis for August.
They're saying, guess what, August twenty twenty five, we officially
kick off mid terms election season with our new strategy.
(24:39):
And that strategy is well it's sort of like a
new thing. Actually, I mean, there really is no consensus
if you really bother to read like the articles and
not just take the Democrats like the democrats new bold
strategy for twenty twenty six, like those headlines at face value.
One issue that is consistent is that the party can
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tinues to just be reactive. Like one thing was like, well,
now the Big Beautiful Bill has been passed. Now it's
really about getting out there and letting Americans know how
bad the Big Beautiful Bill is. It's like, hold on, now,
fucked they are? What about? I mean, we know you
really you did try a little bit to try and
(25:21):
prevent the passage of it. But that I don't know
if that's necessarily being like, ah, we got something now,
which again is their favorite strategy, which is to be like, well,
we're not this thing. Others have talked about how it's
time to clean house and get the elderly the fuck
out of here, which I think is a it's not
necessarily a real strategy in terms of getting wins, but
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it's good for the long term health of any kind
of opposition party. So, for example, right the Big Beautiful
Bill passed just with a two eighteen to two fourteen vote. Okay,
the Democrats had three members die in office this last
year in Jerry Connolly, Rahul Grijalva, and Sylvester Charter. That
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would have at least cut the margin to one vote,
although it may not have ultimately changed the outcome of
the vote, but the fact that it could have been
closer were it not for our unnecessary deference to the
OGS and the party is I think frustrating. Oh and hey,
here's a really cool idea. Tell me if you if
you guys think this is a really good idea from
the DNC quote Caitlen, I'm so excited. I feel like
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this is gonna be the one. This is for someone
someone got their heads in, like narrative structure, just the
ebb and flow of a story. Quote. There is a
growing sense among Democrats that that it's not sufficient to
try to defend or reclaim the ground loss to the GOP,
that the party needs to have a proactive disposition as well.
Go on. In one such effort to create an alternative
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to the Republican agenda, National Democrats are devising Project twenty
twenty nine, which in its nascent stages appears to be
just a title and a brain trust of establishment democrats
that's without a clear platform.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
So to like take the thing that the Nazi guys
just did yeah, and only the like title yeah, and
then be like and we're not sure from there, but
we do love their gumption, but.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
This is where their brains are at, you know. It's
just purely like it's kind of like, what if we
had a death Star? It's like, well, they already have
the death Star and they're bringing up planets with it,
so you're a little late to what if we had
a death Star?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
You kind of need to He had a death Star,
but the exhaust port was like way bigger.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
So what if we had a terrible even a worse
vulnerability in our death Star? There is how about that one?
The other attitude the other like sort of new attitude
dems tactic that I've seen repeatedly.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Okay, like do extreme sports are they? Are they just
going to start adding excess to the beginning.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
In a way they are they are just gonna swear
more new attitude. And by that I mean fuck, I
just said, fuck guys here, what are they saying? Fuck? Yeah?
So we've seen it ramp up in this like since
Trump has gotten in office, Tammy Duckworth called Pete Hegseth
a fucking liar. Eric Swalwell has described the current regime
(28:23):
as a fucking dictatorship. Gavin Newsom was just on this
this Sean Ryan podcast and called Joe Rogan a motherfucker,
a motherfucker, but then he then he then immediately followed
it up with I'm the biggest Joe Rogan fan. Actually,
it was the saddest ship the way he's because this guy,
Sean Ryan is like a military sort of like, you know,
(28:45):
Gavin Newsom is trying to be like, hey, I can
also be a Republican if you guys are into it.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
That is the way to get the Gavin nomination. Not
the votes, but to get the nomination. You just run
as a Republican with the name Democrat next year.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Now it's actually I actually should play it because it's
so fucking pathetic how he like backed.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
I'm talking like a new Democrat now was saying fuck yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Well, because he goes so this, you know, the host
is like, hey, I get I get questions from people
like I posted a picture that we were together, so
I you know, I fielded some questions from some of
the listeners, and I got one from Joe Rogan, and
Gavin's like, he's like, motherfucker, like trying to be like
that son of a bitch. But they's like, no, I
like him. I really like him. He's actually my best friend. Yeah,
(29:34):
it's like, dude, shut the fuck up. So this is again,
this is part of their I don't know he's edgy,
but this is this is uh, this is Joe Rogan
or this is Gavin Newsom's response to hearing about Joe Rogan.
What do you got? Joe Rogan dexted me, motherfucker Joe.
I loved it. By the way, I'm a Joe Logan fan.
He ain't a fan of mine, But I'm a Joe
(29:54):
Rogan fan. No bullshit right on, and I'm living for
dec I feel like it's a decade back in the day,
day before Joe was Joe Rogan. You are such a
fucking liar, Gavin Newsom, bro, you can't even believably sound
like a shithead, like it would be like, oh, yeah,
since back in the day, I liked him when he
(30:14):
was on Fear Factor. He wasn't.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
He didn't even know that talking about Caitlyn, you have
an acknowledgey like this fear factor work.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
He said, what feels like a decade. It's like, I'm sorry,
you think that's okay? Sure? Sure news Radio when he
had a nice full head of hair. Yeah. And then
then like you know, the question from Joe Rogan's like
why did you hurt my feelings with your lockdowns and
make me move to Austin? That that now I hate?
And all the comedians that I've made to move here
also hated here. So what what that's your fault?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
But anyways, Gavin Newsom going to the same voice coach
as RFK Junior. His voice is real gravelly.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
That he might be just that might be an affect
when he's talking to Alpha Men, you know on their podcast.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
He's like you with buttermilk before going on your manosphere.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Just rope and then I just rip it out and
then starting a lawnmower. Yeah yeah, dude, Now I'm ready
to go on my manuscript. One of the nerds is
stuck in my tonsil.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
I like just using nerd rope as like a tool cleaner, cleaner, flycatcher,
you know, my local warm up. Yeah, floss with nerd
rope yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Throat flossing with nerd ropes. But anyway, so I mean, yeah,
this is this is where this is the current sort
of excitement level, which is to you know, talk, say
the F word out loud, not really doing. Hakeem Jefferies
was like, you know, I'm looking forward to being able
to work with Republicans to make this. He's still saying
some version of like I want to I want to
(31:52):
fully embrace the plutonium rod that is radioactively killing my body.
That's the solution to this. Like he's not even he's
not even willing to change gears on this like Unified
America thing. It's like these people will fucking have you
arrested for nothing. But how the.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Fact that their takeaway is not more like Zorin in
every way is like that's all you need to know
about this Democratic Party, Like they have the blueprint. They
they're saying, we need a proactive agenda right after guy
with proactive agenda just shocked them and like their preferred candidate,
(32:34):
and they skip over the proactive agenda that he used
to just be like maybe we should say fuck more.
I don't know, like we're completely without ideas they.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Have, they can't I mean, they can't.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
It's just it's never gonna happen with these people.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
It's clever going they have, Like this is the clearest
it's ever been made for them. Yeah. Ever, God, if
there was just a way that we could get some
excitement back in the party after losing so many younger
people and voters of color zoramum Dani with historic win
and Democratic primary. God, if there was just something, some
(33:14):
way to we could capture the hearts and minds of
a disaffected populace. My god. But yeah, I mean again,
everything he says is like, you know, it's offensive to
their donor base, which because they just rely so much
on you know, Wall Street and industrial like you know,
just full on captains of industry and these large donors
(33:37):
that yeah, anything.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
They are an instrument of that industry. They are an
instrument of the like hyper normalization industry, and like that's
that's all it is. Like they it's never been clearer
to me that they just cannot do anything besides what
they've been doing up to this point unless they're like
all soundly defeated in elections. Like that's that's the only way.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah, And that's why you're getting a lot of now
articles that are kind of fear mongering, sort of like
older Democratic voters about like this new crop of young
candidates that's coming out that are like they're not afraid
to change up the rules, and by that they mean
like they've grown up in poverty and see no like
no way that the country is getting better for them,
(34:21):
and they've been you know, inspired to action by running
and running on policies that they feel well actually change
people's lives. They're just the word, do these kids get
off another TikToker?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
And so I mean in line with that, yeah, because
a lot of the mainstream Democrats were like, in the
aftermath of the Zoramandani win, We're like what do we
where do we go from here? Like after four days
they were like, we're gonna work with him if he wins, essentially,
like that was the most that they were willing to
get in line. But behind the scenes, there's all this
(34:54):
reporting of people being like.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
What do you get What the fuck are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Man, Like you can't let this guy win, and then
being like we have a plan. Oh, yes, we've got someone,
we know a guy, and don't worry. We just need
like an all star to come in here and like
beat him and they were like, yeah, we under have
(35:18):
the very guy who just got his ass kick by.
Andrew Cuomo has just announced that he will run as
an independent in the mayoral election, and he made the
announcement via a social media video in which he takes
selfies with people who are real and they are people
(35:39):
and are That's one thing. One thing is for sure
is that these are people.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
They are real, they are real. Uncomfortable being in a
photo with Andrew just this. It's just wild to see
the videos that Zorn puts puts out that are like relatable.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Hey know a person, this is what I see and
this is what I would.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Do if you. He's affable, he like gets he's like
seems like an every man. And then you get Andrew
Cuomo who looks like he's like I gotta put on
my poor people outfit and rub elbows with the fucking
dirt people.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Now, so this is him playing as like a Rick
Moranis character. He has like a short sleeve dress shirt on,
you know, like which is like like he's like custling
is like a poor scientist from an eighties movie or something.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Oh yeah, or He's like, I saw this documentary about
people that played chess in the park in New York
and they all wear these shirts. It's kind of his anyway.
Here's his announcement video that will as with the caption
when he posted this on Twitter. In it to win it. Oh,
let's see here we go.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
I'm Andrew Cuomo. Oh and unless you've been living under
a rock, you probably know that the Democratic primary did
not go the way I had hoped.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
M he doesn't sound okay. What is going on with him?
Is there something going on? I have people commented on that.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
And unless you've been living onder a rock, you probably
know that the Democratic primary did not go the way
I had hoped.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
No, shade, this is what my grandfather said, like after
I had a stroke.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yeah, it sounds like that. I I don't and I
don't know if he has had if something has happened.
I know there was reporting that like there seems to
be like troubling signs of cognitive decline. But like that's
I wouldn't watch this it with the volume up, like
that is fucking wild.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
He scrolled it and he said, did the jerk off
hand motion whatever? It's moving on?
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:30):
No, longer. He it's very it's very labored, like you know,
unless you have been living under a rock, like under
a rock. Okay, interesting on Okay.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
To the four hundred and forty thousand New Yorkers who
voted for me, a sincere thank you, thank you for
believing in me, in my agenda and in my experience.
And I am truly sorry that I let you down.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Okay, what this is that is so strange? Well, it's
like feels like a hostage video. It feels like he's
not okay, yeah, he strange.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
It's he's giving like it's like real fuck boy energy
where it's like, first of all, bro, you're missing the
part where you're undesirable, But now you're trying to frame
it as like I'm so sorry, he wrote.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
In the post, he cited his grandfather's advice when you
get knocked down, learn the lesson and pick yourself back
up and get in the game, which impl I guess
his grandfather was a founding member of Tumblewamba, but also
says like what lesson did he learn and come back
and be? Like and now I know the like the
(38:37):
lesson seems to be socialism, like actually having proactive policies works,
and that's like, couldn't be further from anything that you
could ever possibly do. And the second lesson seems to
be people do not like people not feeling you in
any in any not at all.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
I mean, I mean Zorin fucking replied to this with
his own contentribution link and just a ratio the fuck
out of him. This post from Cuomo only had what
five point one thousand likes and that's where one was
one thousand. Yeah, here's my here's my contribution if you
want to donate to my campaign. One hundred and sixty four.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Thousand likes on that reply on just the link. Bro,
that shit.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
If if Andrew Cuomo actually had anyone around him who
was worth their weight and whatever bloated salary their he'd
be like, bro, you got to pack it up that
like the Bookieman just popped out, and people are like,
yeah mm.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Hmm, yes that one. Please, thank you, please more of that.
It's he because I think about the amount of money
they spent on this video announcing that he was back,
and like the the number of like hours and meetings
people spent crafting in it to win it as like
his post and then Zuramandani literally just pasts the fucking
(39:59):
link no words to his contributions page, and it gets
like that's gotta be so.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Probably doesn't even realize too, He's like, is this bad?
Why is everyone laughing?
Speaker 5 (40:15):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah, man, you've been ratioed? Oh what does that mean? Like,
I mean again, just the lack of like real support
around Zorin as a candidate. It just also like forever
dismiss these vote blue no matter who fucking creeps out
of hand, like, don't ever fucking talk. This ship is
(40:37):
such a I hate hearing that ship. I hate always like,
vote blue no matter who. Okay, sorry, because who gets
people voting for? Right now? Are they still voting blue?
I don't know they're they're they're suddenly gonna get they're
gonna be vote blue unless they are maybe socialists, you know,
(40:58):
in which case vote blue as long as they're in
the status red. Yeah, exactly, pinko, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
it's just really fucking anyway is that you've got the
formula right in front of you, DNC, and yet here
you are because you don't. I don't know how it's
gonna pull in certain states Guess what, everyone is struggling
(41:18):
everywhere in this country, so that shit is not gonna pull. Okay,
maybe it doesn't poll on fucking Santa Monica, California, but
don't worry about it. The city is much bigger than that.
Places are there are much more Guess what, there are
more people who are in need than people who don't need.
That's right, and use that basic use that quick maths,
real quick DNC.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
It really has never been clear to me. It's just
they they can't do that. It's never like they they've
never had clear, a clear sign, a clear opportunity to
be like, Okay, we're gonna get behind these politics. This
is what's working, this is where the energy is. And
they're like, what if Cuomo again run it back with
won't with the guy who like is having trouble Just
(42:02):
it's like, yeah, he's really I don't know if it's
just a total void of charisma. And then like he's
been with so many different like people teaching him how
to like try and talk in a way that people
aren't creeped out by that, Like now he like sounds
like someone who had to learn those words phonetically, Like
you know, like this.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Never said I'm sorry before, so it just sounds so labored.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Just make the sounds and then you'll get through this,
because otherwise your body rejects it and he starts throwing up.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
I like I just He also as if he's never
heard that idiot like living under a rock and under
a rock a rock, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Isn't it?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Iraq? No? What all rock? All rock? What do you mean?
How could you live under a rock? It's what the
fuck are you?
Speaker 2 (42:57):
I'll tell you one person who lived under Iraq?
Speaker 1 (43:03):
We got Oh my god, ladies and gentlemen. Not for long,
ladies and gentlemen. God, wait to bring up old video.
Here we go, sorry, out of nowhere, renferends are m hm,
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. Okay, big moment on
(43:28):
the internet for that one.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Get the crab brave music out. That is Caitlyn if
you're confused. That is the video from when they announced
that they found Saddam Hussey, which has played anytime a
football club gets like.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yeah, Arsenal, whenever we sign a player, it's always, ladies,
we got him? All right? Anyway, anyway, are you mouthing
to yourself? What the fuck, am I doing here again? Kaitlyn?
I think I saw your remarking.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
No, I'm following everything. That's normal.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Everything's good.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
I feel great, This is great.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Any tips for Andrew Cuomo? How could he do better?
Keep on keeping on? Yeah, right, don't change a thing. Yeah,
he's in it to win it. You are, maybe, and
we don't feel it. We feel it. We absolutely fund
all those people who have had to feign enthusiasm to
take a picture with you. That was great. That's the
(44:23):
lifeblood of a campaign, feigned enthusiasm.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
It's like it is real invasion of the body, snatch
of shit. But like that metaphor is so old that
like nobody used it anymore. But like, this is the
most I've ever seen somebody seem like they've been replaced.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
By a pod person.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Like, oh right, he looks totally like not that he
was like fucking riz god before, but like really, I've
never I've just never seen a human seem more just
like everything has been stolen from behind my eyes.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
This is why, man, you know, it's just like, don't
let these older people people keep running for office, right, Yeah,
and you know what, maybe, but we just got to
keep beating them.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Yeah, that's what it comes down to. Yeah, I think
that's the assignment of our times is just if an
older person tries to step out, we need more younger
people to just come out and be like, good, sit down,
you're fine, you're fine. We have to inherit this cursetor
not you.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
And that's the assignment unless you've been living under a rock.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Under a rock, all right, let's take you a quick break.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
We'll be right back, and we're back and America on
a bit of a spooky doll kick La Boobs. You're
(45:50):
La Boo Booklen are you up on Labu bo I
literally just found about the found out about these damn
things like two days ago.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Not everybody views them as haunting. They some people are
like they're just like ugly cute. But I will tell
you in the world of seventh of seven year olds,
they are that they believe that they are actually haunted
and tell tell stories about La Boo Boo's like looking
up and like making eye contact and moving without anybody
(46:21):
touching them. But anyways, so we were talking about that
and maybe connecting it to our obsession with haunted dolls,
yea or Chucky's your Anna Belle's whoa whoa, whoa whoa.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Don't don't bring that. Don't bring this demonic presence into
the show.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Jack, I know, yeah, we talk around it because yes,
Miles thinks.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
That it's I'm wearing seventeen crucifixes right now.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
If you say her name three times.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Says, I just have a panic faint.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
So I wonder if the name just like felt like
the popular, I'll be good going that.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Well, we have this.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Conversation how popular the name Annabella, like if it just
fell off a cliff or if people if it like
got more popular. I mean, well, I mean it's definitely
popular because that haunted ass doll has been on a
fucking international tour, okay, as fans gather for their own chance, okay,
to stand near a sewn together pile of cotton and yarn,
(47:24):
and sadly, the latest stop on this tour in Gettysburg,
ended in tragedy. As the dolls owner or handler or lover,
I don't know how how what the relationship. I don't
know how you describe if you're the person who parades
Annabelle around the country.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Just real quick.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Caitlin as A as a screenwriting expert, the person who
talks about a haunted doll in the way Miles was
talking about a haunted doll like being like, it's just
a pile of straw first, Yeah, what happens to that
person later on? Well, I see you.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
Uh, that was just a like kind of a diversion
for a later twist.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
Okay, a little red.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
Herring if you wear will Where the twist is he
he's actually the mastermind behind an.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
He's actually trying to profit off of. So maybe he's
the last to die because there's like a scene where
he's running out with like Annabelle in a briefcase. Ah,
these fools didn't think.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Didn't think. I believed. And then and we do a
Thelma and Louise ending in a convertible me and annabel Wow,
fuck it, babe, let's go take you to the demon world.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
You know, the.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
Cliche answer is while he's the first to die.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
Yeah, I'm glad that Jack and I revealed how sort
of idiotic we are in our thinking. And you actually
had you actually had that much better idea, which is like, no,
that's the diversion that would be too predictable. That guy's Annabelle.
Actually that guy is about miles. Miles.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
That's kind of the first thing you learn when you
get a master's degree in screenwriting day one. It's okay,
you get the cast of characters around her.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
Wasn't also saying I would die first because I'm the
character of you know color here, the black character. Yeah,
there's also that. There is that terrible stereotype.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Also, sorry, I do just want I have an update
because Annabelle's the name. Annabelle was getting more and more
popular throughout like twenty ten, twenty eleven. It was you
know it was in two thousand and one, it was
three hundred and fifty Shrek and eleven. All right, well
we'll take it back to the year two thousand, the
(49:45):
year of the original Shrek.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Right before nine eleven.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
I think it's two thousand and one.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
Oh is it okay? Yeah, never forget. It was like
five hundred. It was like the five hundredth most popular.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
By the year twenty thirteen, it made its way along
with another a number of other like popular old timing names.
It was now number eighty one. Twenty fourteen, it got
up to number fifty seven most popular name in these
United states, huh, and then it like it's like an
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upward trajectory and then steep like a Knotsbury Farm roller coaster,
just a steep drop ninety two one oh four one
eighteen one forty two. It is currently three hundred and
fifty three hundred and fiftieth.
Speaker 1 (50:35):
Do you know what?
Speaker 2 (50:36):
It came out in the year thirteen, the original Conjuring movie.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
And that's where Annabel first appears. I believe that's the
first real cinema connection. Okay, Annabel, Well, the guy who
I guess had the doll. I don't even know how
to describe it, Like, I'm like, as if Annabel the
Annabel Dolls. A person. Dan Rivera, quote the lead investigator
for the New England Society for Psychic Research and the
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US Army veteran, passed away unexpectedly Sunday during his visit
to Gettysburg. Rivera was among the leading faces of the
viral Devils on the Run tour in which Rivera and
other members of the New England Society for Psychic Research
had brought the allegedly haunted doll Annabelle across the country.
So the tour caused protests in some places where like
literal couple of people voiced their displeasure with the demonic attraction.
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Rivera was about safety, though he did not want to
compromise people's souls or their ability to be saved by
Jesus Christ salvation because he took necessary precautions to keep
his marks safe. Quote. Rivera, who was mentored by famous
paranormal investigator Lorraine Warren, told those gathered at the event
about the steps he had taken to quote protect them
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from the doll, including the case housing the doll that
Rivera had built himself. That case, Rivera told the group
he built with three crosses representing the Holy t Trinity
and is stained in a finish that contained holy water.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
Now let me ask a question. I thought, what was
happening is that they were touring with like the prop
from the movies. Are they actually touring with the doll
based on a real doll.
Speaker 1 (52:22):
Based on well, now, who's naive?
Speaker 3 (52:28):
No, I didn't know that, but I thought it was
that they were. They were like, here, look, it's our
fun little friend from the movies and not the actual original.
That didn't occur to me.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
The actual original, which is I think probably disappointing to people,
because the movie version is like a creepy like they
were like, here, prop designer, like genius, you know, best
prop designer in the world, design a creepy looking doll.
And they did that, and the doll is scary looking.
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The real doll is just a raggedy Ann.
Speaker 3 (53:02):
Raggedy Ann.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
So people like a line up and then they're like,
look at a raggedy ann doll, one of hundreds that
they've probably seen in their lives. Yeah, just in a box.
They're like, but this one kills people.
Speaker 3 (53:15):
And so is that how the the handler died?
Speaker 1 (53:19):
Is that what we're doing. We don't know, No, we
brilliant work of marketing. Well they've been doing a lot
of like old like even before this, right, this is
from Wikipedia. Quote. In May twenty five, reports Online alleged
that the Annabel doll had disappeared, but in reality it
was a bit of viral marketing for a tour presented
by Devils on the Run, showcasing the items from the
(53:41):
Warrens Occult Museum. The doll would go to market this tour.
Jesus the doll was quote. The doll was never missing,
said Tony Spara, the director of the New like, so
the group behind is like, we maybe alluded that the
doll was gone. No, the doll was never missing. But
come on out to the Gettysburg Orphanage to see the
(54:02):
doll in person. But again, we don't know how this
guy passed away. It seemed like just that night he
seemed very much healthy and outgoing and viting, vital.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
But kept it saying, you fools paying money to see
this pile of straw and hay sewn together. I'll ever
die Yard, I'm gonna live forever. I'll live forever. Win it.
By the way, I do have an update to the timeline.
(54:36):
So while the original original Conjuring movie came out in
twenty thirteen, which was the year before the name peaked,
the name peaked in twenty fourteen, which is when the
first movie titled Annabelle came out, the first sequel in
the Conjuring universe, and then it began plummeting like a stone.
So that's I think people are believing onto adults, is
(55:01):
what I'm getting here.
Speaker 1 (55:02):
Well, and I mean, how could you not be compelled
by the demonic power of it when it's in this
weird birdhouse. I just found a picture of the case
that it's in. It looks like a birdhouse with a
C like a cross on it.
Speaker 2 (55:16):
Somebody looks at me live in that like there is
no room to just like kind of move around.
Speaker 1 (55:21):
And I gotta say this feels a little low budget
like fear mongering here, where it's like, Okay, you found
a wooden birdhouse and then you just put a batho
met sticker like on it and you're like, oh boy,
you know.
Speaker 2 (55:40):
It's got the bath ship laying around it like they
just like have it on. It just looks like it's
in the corner of a gymnasium. There's like rags and
stuff on the ground behind it, like no nobody's The
presentation leaves a lot to be Disney.
Speaker 1 (55:54):
Like, this isn't a this isn't a tour sponsored by
one of the big companies, all right, it was kind
of an indie tour, So you're gonna have to to
please ignore the loose rags and taco bell rappers that
are strewn about the case.
Speaker 2 (56:05):
Anyways, rip to a real capitalist. But I don't know
what more to be revealed were.
Speaker 1 (56:13):
They to have killed them.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
Right, We're gonna follow this one all the way to
the top or the bottom.
Speaker 1 (56:20):
If you know what it's like. See.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
Yeah, and finally we got the biggest piece of Mars
on the planet, on planet Earth, seventy percent larger than
the next largest piece of Mars found on Earth.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
Oh. Fortunately it's not going to some.
Speaker 2 (56:38):
Boring old museum where like everybody comes by and it's
like oh science and just fucking jerk off hand motion.
It is going to be sold exclusively to someone who's
very rich.
Speaker 1 (56:53):
We know this is on our option auction. This from Mars. Legit,
this straight up from Mars. How do you know how
did we get it?
Speaker 2 (57:01):
That remains so the guy from the previous story actually
dropped it off, the guy, the conjuring guy. It's so
apparently what happened is it got Mars got hit by
a big meteor or you know what, one of those
space rocks, and like it just from that and landed
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on the planet.
Speaker 1 (57:23):
And that's how we found it landed on planet Earth,
Planet Earth. Yeah, well that's how we have.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
It's very rare that like Mars gets hit so hard
that it throws up on our planet.
Speaker 1 (57:38):
Yeah, landing on our planet.
Speaker 2 (57:39):
But yeah, they've done the tests and they know with
a reasonable enough degree of certainty to sell it to
some rich Gulobal guy. I just want to though, look
at the picture that they have on the website with it,
so I just feel like there's like real sexual tension
(58:03):
in this picture. Like this, it reminds me of like
an embarrassingly intimate photo from a pregnancy announcement, you know,
like they're just like touching thing like her like rock
or just like she.
Speaker 1 (58:17):
Got her hands on that thing. She's got her hand
lightly just like an index and the middle finger lightly
grazing it.
Speaker 2 (58:24):
Like.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
I wonder if they're like, hey, Sarah, please don't touch
the Martian rock and the photo and she like can't.
Speaker 3 (58:29):
Must Like what are the oils from your fingers finger
like mingle there mingling in a way that shouldn't ming
Is that wait, that's what it's called mingle?
Speaker 1 (58:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (58:42):
No, just like your your finger oils and the Mars rock.
Speaker 1 (58:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (58:46):
There's just like a horny energy between her and the
rock that I I don't know what they're selling exactly here,
but it's.
Speaker 1 (58:55):
It has me intrigued. It looks like some also like
weird like Renaissance painting of like Christ's crucifixion or something
where like just like looking longingly at this Martian rock
as if it's like a deity that there's I mean, look,
we're all bringing what we want to to this image.
Speaker 2 (59:13):
Like the pregnancy announcement images that are like kind of
horny and like yeah, intimate and romantic, and I'm like, oh,
I don't want to, like, I don't want the your
the announcement of your pregnancy to like evoke you guys
fucking so much.
Speaker 3 (59:28):
Is there even a person in the foot I guess
maybe for scale to show you how.
Speaker 2 (59:32):
For scale, But then they were like, yeah, make it
real sexy.
Speaker 1 (59:36):
That's what a TV remote is for. Everyone knows if
you want scale, you put the TV rope remote next
to it, or it can a PEPSI that's right, and
then boom. But I guess I don't know. I mean,
I guess it's worth four million to some. It could
be worth me. I mean what there the starting bid
is one point six Jesus.
Speaker 3 (59:55):
That feels like kind of cheap for this, like.
Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Piece of Mars for piece of Mars. Well yeah, Like also,
I'm like, I'm sure they have all the paperwork and
some you know, person who's like an astronomer has like verified,
it's like, no, this is actually this is this is
from the surface of Mars. But like, I you know,
I feel like if this wasn't i'd be like, oh cool,
(01:00:20):
that's from Mars. It might not even be like it's
red ish. It's reddish.
Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
It does just look like a red rock that you
would find on our planet. But I think the implication
of the image is that it has like a like
what what's the obelisk from like two thousand and one,
Like it has like that sort of like obelisk like
pool like that you're just gonna get in the same
room with it, and you're gonna hear those voices be like.
Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, right right right, the monolith, monolith, monolith.
Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
But yeah, anyways, this is the future that we're headed for.
I mean, it's already hear in the sense that like
rich people own a bunch of the artwork and then
are like, but I'm a benevolent rich person and you
can come look at my art collection.
Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
But this, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
I mean, I feel like this has to be SpaceX
needs to buy this, right, Like.
Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
I don't know. I mean, I feel like this has
actually inspired me to. I'm like, bro, if they think
this shit is from Mars, like, I could definitely sell
like one hundred dollars Mars Rock. Like I'm not gonna
get too crazy with it. I'd be like, bro, this
is from Mars, I'll sell too for one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
I think it should be bought by QBC and just
like chipped off into a thousand different pieces where they're
just like commemorative Mars rock plate.
Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Yeah Jesus, I mean, I'm sure you could tell Trump.
It's like a hair regrowth thing, like I need it,
grind it to dust, sprinkle it on now. Yeah. Anyways,
I don't know why I wanted to talk about that
story soad. I think it's just it's really the way
this person, this woman is posed with the rock.
Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Yeahah, there's something so I don't know, we'll link off
to it in the footnotes.
Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
It does feel like they had some kind of really
tense affair or something, and.
Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Like they have to get their sweet end. Yeah right, yeah, Well.
Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
I ship this woman the display model at Sodab's and
this Mars rock.
Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
I hope forever her and her Mars rock. Baby, Caitlin,
What a pleasure having you on the daily zeitgeist, the
pleasure is all mine. Where can people find you? Follow
you here, you learn from you, all that good stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Oh my goodness. Well, you can follow me on Instagram.
I barely do anything there, but if you want to
follow me you can at Caitlyn Dorante. The thing I
really want to plug is the upcoming Bechdel Cast tour
in the mid West. Ever heard of?
Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
I have the Great Midwest.
Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
We are going to Indianapolis, Wow, mattis in Chicago and
Minneapolis at the end of August early September. You can
find tickets at link Tree slash Bechtel Cast, and Jamie
and I are very excited. And we don't know exactly
what movie slash movies we're covering yet, but perhaps the
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internet search that I was talking about at the at
the top of the show might be a little hint.
Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
We haven't fully decided.
Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Yes, they're gonna do it, and you're like, we actually
changed our Actually.
Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
We're doing the high fidelity. No, we're going to announce
officially soon what movies, but either way it's gonna be
a blast. The shows we do live are always so fun,
so everyone should come out and uh yeah, I also
teach screenwriting classes, So check out my website Kaitlinduronte dot
(01:03:58):
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message me and express your interest. And that's that's it.
That's everything from me amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
I would recommend the movie I believe it's in theaters now.
Sorry baby, Oh it's a Victor starring vehicle as well
as she wrote and I think directed it. But yeah,
I had a chance to see it a few weeks
ago and it is so good.
Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Hell yeah, Miles, where can people find you? Is there
a work media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Oh, man, find me everywhere at Miles of Gray. Find
me talking ninety fiance on four to twenty Day Fiance.
A post like on Blue Sky is from at Joshua
erlk dot be Scout at Social posted thinking about the
Dems who said we can't abolish ice as the Department
of Education gets wiped off the map. We talked about
(01:04:58):
that in the Trending episode because Supreme courts like, I
don't know, yeah, I mean, just go ahead if you
really wanted to destroy and like, go ahead, I mean,
we're not going to do anything. Um, yeah, that's mine. That
was Yeah. I wish I had a funnier one, but
I was just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. Yeah.
So many times they say they can't do anything, when
you can actually do everything, it turns out, yeah, yeah
(01:05:20):
you can.
Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
You can do whatever the fuck you want if you
have power in the courage of your convictions.
Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Let's see some works with media I enjoy. Comrade at
Comrade Flirty tweeted what's going on with my ladies in
quotes and in some cases gentlemen of the jury for attorneys.
Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
To adopt that Trumpian rhetoric.
Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Yeah, and then Zabby African Zabby tweeted for sneezes in
a row is clout chasing wrap it up? Wow, I
am a repeated sneezer.
Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
They come in.
Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
Two's usually mine coming. I've had I've had some some
runs that are like rapid fire, and they're like I'll
start talking again and then like you have to stop
the tank.
Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
God. Yeah, just the person across from me just covered
in your Honestly, the first two felt normal, and this
now just feels like an act of violence against me.
Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Uh. You can follow me on Twitter at Jack Underscore
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You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at
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which is where we link off to the information that
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we talked about in today's episode. We also link off
to a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,
is there a song that you think people might enjoy? Yeah,
this is a duo called Roy Turbo r O I
t U R b O.
Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
They're like, uh, they're like brothers from South Africa, but
now they're like in England. But their music is very
much like it's dancy, sort of like like you can
tell it's they're they're definitely inspired by like African disco
or high life and they just do like this track
is just great. Even though it's called dystopia and that's
kind of what we're in. There's a jolly to it
(01:07:20):
which we also must seek despite being in a dystopia,
to keep on going on. So this is a really fun,
danceable track. It's called Dystopia Roy Turbo. Check it out right.
Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
We will link off to that in the foot note.
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