Bobby Trending 9/14: Smize, #RIPJKRowling, Bobcat Fire, Macy's

On this edition of Bobby Trending Miles and DJ Danl discuss Tyra Banks trying to get SMIZE in the dictionary, JK Rowling is writing wildly problematic stuff, the Bobcat fire is getting worse causing more evacuations, and the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is cancelled.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, everybody is I'm check in was trend in with
this episode of Bobby trending? If you remember anybody watch
and a Nicole show, remember Bobby trendy. I just made
that up right now. I was just thinking, what has
trends in it? Uh? And all, like my brain is
just rotted with old reality TV like characters who were

(00:21):
weren't even main characters ancillary. And yes, I called Bobby
trendy ancillary maybe because he went to Saugus High School
Arrival High School, even though we're not even the same age.
But I keep the beef real. High school beefs so important.
You got to keep him a wife, You gotta keep
him a real I mean, Daniel, we already know we
have high school beef you didn't even know about because
I used to actually, I think talk shipped to kids

(00:43):
that went to your high school, probably around the time
when I was older than you. There's a chance I
may be verbally harassed you as a teenager. You're totally acceptable.
If you heard bombs over Baghdad blasting out of a
pathfinder and hey, fuck y'all school, that was meyo, okay
every damn day. So yeah, we're trending. That's that's DJ

(01:04):
Daniel Good. Is that you're going with that one? Ye? Yes, okay?
Just what were you feeling there? What was that like
a Wolfman or something where you know, just trying and
trying to keep the tones a little dulcet keeping it.
I was listening to terrestrial radio today and I heard
some of the the humor from the morning Drive people.

(01:26):
Is it honestly makes open mic comics look like the
geniuses of our era? There was like something that they
were doing it. It's like is this Netflix or not Flix?
Where they did a bit where they would make up
like a concept that is either something that's actually buried
somewhere deep in Netflix or it's something I just made

(01:46):
up and they come up with a film about something whatever.
I don't care. Why am I giving people rash? We
want to know what's trending went away that is safe
for us to engage with and not kind of completely
become downtrodden and feel all sad. First up, smies, smiles
is trending. You know what smizing is? Smiling with your eyes? Yeah,

(02:09):
so you know that word. I'm familiar, So tell me
we're doing it a lot in this whole mass culture thing.
I'm I'm terrible at it. But let's talk about why
it's trending because Tyra Banks. Okay, she is saying smiles
needs to be added to the dictionary, and I don't.
I mean, yeah, okay, I feel like if you fucked

(02:31):
with next Top Model, then that's where I heard smiles,
you know before that. I don't think so. But again,
that's reality. You know, we were we were rooting for you.
What was that then? What wasn't we were rooting for you?
What's the famous meme where she's like, we were rooting
for you? Oh yeah, that was so much fun. I

(02:53):
think that should actually be in the That gift should
make it to the dictionary. But for smiles, I feel
like that one has much more cultural relevance. Totally. But yeah,
you know, smiling, smiling with your eyes. She says. We
keep calling the Mirriam Webster people. Uh so we keep,
we keep, she says, we call them, we email them,
we show them the cover of the Wall Street Journal.

(03:14):
We keep like, we show everything all this stuff, and
they're just like, oh, you know, we've been We've had
our eye on smides for a couple of years and
I'm like, you know what, now, you're just hating. That's
an actual quote from her about now it's just hate
it is. I mean, come on, man, like, I mean,
they added Jabbroni to the dictionary, so I feel like
so they did not. Absolutely, Jabbroni is in there. Jabbroni

(03:36):
just got added to the dictionary because of Dwayne Rock Johnson.
I think you could associated with him, sure, absolutely, I
mean was did it have any other route before him?
I only know of jibbroni because right my understanding is
it's it's a term for jobbers in uh in wrestling culture.
So it's like, you know, I think he may have
popularized it while it may be a general term in wrestling.

(03:56):
But yeah, oh damn, okay, we'll go off, go off, Dwayne.
Uh Yeah. The smizing thing now I have. I mean,
like if I already had enough to spend enough time
to try and feel non threatening without a mask on,
it's like it's like wide in my eyes to be
like I'm smiling under here, and it's a little it's

(04:18):
like I get like face cramps. So I just don't
leave the house. Yeah, suck it, or just wear sunglasses
locked up very steampunk. Do you know what else is trending?
What's trending our old arch nemesis, Jake, how do you
say rolling? Rowling the way? It don't matter because don't
sucking turf? Uh just sucked, transphobic creator that people love

(04:42):
to hate. And R I P. J K Rolling is
trending and people go, Okay, what the fund because obviously
we know how Twitter works now when everyone whenever it's
R I P. Someone it's you can almost guarantee they
didn't die. Some people saying like all I could glean
was this is can't believe what's going on. I The
cancel culture on this website is too much. I stand

(05:04):
with j K. Rolling. Other people were like she should
have been canceled along towards whatever the what happened Dan,
So she's just confirming all of her, you know, really
horrible turf stances by writing a book about a man
who dresses up as a woman to kill cis gendered women.

(05:25):
Oh my wait, yes, so she her, wait this is
a book that's gonna come out. Yes, so after this
summer and her constantly being like I'm a turf. Maybe
I'm not, Oh yes, I am with our trans women women.
I don't know who I'm a wizard by Uh. She's
now being like, yeah, you know, I'm gona put my

(05:46):
energy into creating a character that is built off transphobic tropes. Yeah,
it's The book is called trouble Blood and in the
second seer, in the secondition, the silkworm that portrays of
trans character as being unstable and aggress of the meat
of the book is the investigation into a cold case. Okay, cool,
j K. I hopefully just come on and say you're

(06:08):
j K because we're rolling laughing at this one. Now. Sorry, guys.
I listen to AM radio and now I got my inspiration. Honestly, man,
I can't believe. Man, that's really true. Are we doing podcasting? Damn?
We should just do drivetime radio, Like we could phone
in the jokes, but I would probably say slip up

(06:28):
in the fec would just come from my wig because
I would wear a wig if I was on the radio.
I just feel like, even though they can't see me,
I just that's the vibe I would have. That's the vibe.
The Bobcat fire is trending as well. Uh, this is
this is the fire that's probably closest to our city
of Los Angeles. Um, and it's one I have an

(06:49):
eye on, everybody has an eye on, because it's beginning
to move closer to foothill communities. UM. So I think
many many people are definitely, um, you know, concerned because
is it turns out this fire ship is as scary
as fun and causing so much damage. Uh yeah, it's yeah,
I don't know what else to say. It's it's terrible,

(07:11):
like as feeling like I've resigned to the fact that
this is just sort of like our reality. And more
and more people you don't have to think about this
who are living in the area of like is this
gonna actually change? Or like are we you know, it's
like any kind of uh, seasonal catastrophes that occur. You know.
I did a little in my concern of getting back

(07:32):
to Los Angeles and seeing this guy being a burnt
Sienna and not being happy. But I did a little
reading it the Toyota, the Toyota and why controlled burns
aren't more of a thing. And there's really interesting you say,
why control the Yeah, yeah, yea. So anyway, there's an
article from April of this year about how most of
the resistance to the idea of controlled burns come from

(07:56):
you know, you guessed it, rich people who own farmland
who are afraid of the potential of controlled burns. And
yet this fire right now destroying those ranches. M so
more nimbi bullshit keeping us from just protecting ourselves. And
you know, and then finally, Macy's is trending not because

(08:17):
they're having a sick sale on clothes you can wear
to your office. I don't even know why. That's my
feeling of Macy's. I feel like whenever I had to
go to Macy's is because I need to close or
something I didn't want to go to, or it's for
a thing I did, Like I'm like, sh I need
black slacks for this job. I don't have black slacks
on a suit and then I go to Macy's or like,
what do you mean I need a white dress shirt

(08:38):
for this interview. So they're trending not because of having sale,
but because the Thanksgiving Day parade that they're so famous
for has been canceled for remarks that the parade made
on Twitter years ago. Uh it's it's de Blasio is like,
I'm sorry, we gotta stop this because it's I'm me,

(09:00):
do I have to explain? You know, it's this is
what's going on. I mean, I'm just glad that that's
the headline and not like some representative from Macy's is
like it's happening COVID or not. Yeah, we're like the
BioC baby and the conservative outrage is already starting. You know,
this is again the people have a full buffet of

(09:21):
things to be outraged over. Watch you fucking replay from
last year. Who gives a ship? Oh, they actually should
have pulled that ship and most people wouldn't even caught
on as long as it wasn't that one. Wasn't there
one where like Pikachu almost killed a bunch of people
or something. Yeah, exactly, Like, so don't do that one, right,
So don't do that one doing from like two thousand eleven,
you know what I mean? No, No, I feel like

(09:44):
that's close enough that people won't and far away enough
that nothing seems to dated. But at the same time,
who knows when they definitely would have had a Minions float,
so it was like it's still chill, but Minions are
like fucking they're mainstays. Like any time I'm around people
with like small kids or like younger family members, niece's nephews.

(10:07):
They still fucking bang with the minions, bang hard with
the Minions, And I'm like, yo, they haven't given you
anything in years off the strength of the first album.
So you're not damn y'all are some real fans, I
think just I mean, Jack Oys loves to talk about it.
They're just their creatures that kids just understand. Um, I'm
just trying to look at some conservative Um. Okay, so

(10:30):
this is from true Gateway pundit. Of course their their
take on this is gonna be really something. Do Blasio
cancels Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, killing New York City economy? Further,
thank you, Jim Hoff to you ever present piece of nonsense.
Uh starts off communist Mayor Bill de Blasio one day, kids, God,

(10:51):
what then come the funck on? You know what I mean?
At the end of the day, man, don't don't don't
be upset about the COVID deaths or anything, because that's
not affecting people that look like you, or the police brutality,
because it's not affecting enough people that look like you.
So let's just get mad about the fucking Macy's parade.
What what a I hate to use the word privilege,

(11:12):
but what privilege that must be to that be the
thing that irks you the most these days? If only?
What a blessing? Um Dan, thanks for hopping on this
trending episode. You know it's always you know, when Jack's out,
I'm like, you know what, let's talk that gaming ship.
He's somewhere else doing some bullshit honestly, and also here

(11:34):
while you're here and we're let's just I just want
to quick sidebar with you and we'll do this on
the record. Um fall guys, Um, I can't get past
the second round. I feel you. I'm I'm I'm weak
as fun. It's okay, you just got anything. You just
gotta keep going persevere. Worley Gig is my ship. It's

(11:55):
I love that Worley Gig. I'm flying through that motherfucker
like it's not even an issue. I'll do that ship
no problem. It's that other one where the ship is
spinning and you gotta keep moving all the spinning wheels
and it's all about not following ship. It's like dizzy heights.
I get so many people funk with me, like like
I'll always be like this, the last person to be

(12:15):
eliminated to end the round, and it's always some lurker
who decides to grab me that with me. I swear
to God, if a fucking Glizzie grabs me one more time,
I am uninstalling the damn game. It's too much. Stop grabbing.
Can we create our own lobbies? Like? Can we do
like a next update? Next update? Oh so we could

(12:36):
do like zeit gang? Yes? Literally yes, and then see
and then let's do that, because then you have to
assign a game or tag to y'all, and then I
could shame you revolting, deplorable. Yeah, they have at the worst, Loki,
I'm gonna grab some people too, you know what I mean,
because that's kind of the fun. Let's be realized. I
love to hear it. Man, all right, Daniel, thanks so

(12:59):
much for stopping and pleasure A pleasure is always. Let's
do it all again tomorrow when d I'll be here, baby,
I know. Goodbye,