November 26, 2025 • 58 mins
In this episode, Jack and Miles are joined by writer/comedian/podcaster Caitlin Durante to discuss… Campbell's (of soup fame) getting caught malfeasing it up, Meta's own research into how bad its' products are for kids, PM Kier Starmer rizzin' the yute dem in skibidy Ohio (67), Disney's new robot Olaf and much more!
- Campbell’s Soup VP Mocks ‘Poor People’ Who Buy Its Food in Secret Recording - Newsweek
- Aakash Gupta on X: "this is an absolute disaster for meta. and most people don’t know the tenth of it. meta studied the solutions to child safety problems, calculated the growth impact, then shelved the fixes for years because metrics mattered more than protecting kids. in 2019, safety" / X
- Starmer apologises for leading pupils in 6-7 dance
- Disney teases an Olaf robot for its parks
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I have been really slacking on going to my local
amc using my A list. But I saw Running Man,
and you know I didn't. I didn't hate it. I
thought it was I was having a fun time. I
wasn't thinking very critically about it.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Does he run because that's what I was expecting based
on the title.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
There's running, and there's not as much as you'd think.
He does like kind of stay stationary for more than
you'd expect.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Oh, it's like the Chilling Man.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Now say it's chilling Man. You know those like super
cuts of Tom Cruise where it's just like all the
moments of any movie he's in.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
The only movie doesn't run in is Tropic Thunder. I think, oh, wow,
does he run in Magnolia. I'm fairly certain he runs
home to see his father die or some shit like that.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
But I did. I did a story of crack, those
like actors who do the same thing in every movie,
and that was it was John Cusack in the Rain
that because Bruce will like the way Bruce Willis looks
on his movie. Put No, that was a different one.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Well, Harrison Ford always points, like to point yeah yeah,
and then likes to throw a punch and then fall
forward like kind of like he doesn't know how to
throw a punch.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
That's kind of his that yeah, he does be do
be doing that? Tom Hanks, PE's obviously you.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Got a new one. Matt Michelson likes to be tied up.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Oh yeah, Michelson does like to be tied up.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Wait wait, look, can we go back to the Tom
Hanks peeing thing.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh that's I've talked about it so much on this show,
and that I'm just like like Nonsava. It's when his
characters introduced in a league of their own. It's like
with a long urination. As Forrest Gump, he I gotta
go pay. There's a scene and Castaway where he like
the one thing that you don't need to know the
(02:07):
answer to is like, where's this guy p It's just
like the issues him peeing in the ocean Captain Phillips,
I don't think so, but the dude is like, I'm
the captain now and he just pisses himself. It's kind
of a character there in the Burbs when he needs
to get away from the family, he pretends that he
has to go pee and road to perdition. His life
(02:28):
is saved by having to go pee. But it all
culminates with a green mile where his character's main issue
is that he like can't pee well. And then like
John Coffee puts his hand on his dick and like
cures him of here's him. His Kurt allows him, Yeah,
allows him to pee freely.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Remember he's pissing so crazy on his knees.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, Like just that scene is like you're just watching
Tom Hanks have a slow motion orgasm when he finally
can pee. But yeah, the scenes where he's having trouble
peeing very difficult. Wow, Hello the Internet, and welcome to
(03:13):
season four to sixteen, episode three of dirtey Zi. Guys,
there's a production of iHeart Radio as a podcast where
we take a deep dive in New America share consciousness.
And it's Wednesday, November twenty sixth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It's a National cake Day.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Interesting cake days. They're like, all right, we know you're
going to be eating pie tomorrow, just don't forget about us.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Don't forget us about the humble birthday cake. It's also
National taiwan On Day, but they're talking about the aprin
Get your sleeves dirty, It's time to prep.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, it's kind of National tai one On Day for
people who are in college or just like out of
college back home. You go back home and everybody meets
up with their friends and ties an apron on.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yep, kiss someone you had a crush on since sixth grade?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That is that the day? Or is that just what
people are doing?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
That's happened, That happened.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, everybody got that and then you yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You hooked up at the fucking bar. Yes, what they
hated each other.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, but it was National taiwan On Day.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah, so they did it. They understood the fucking assignment.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That's right. My name is Jack O'Brien ak thick vandyke. Uh.
That worked hard to seek any on the discord. Uh
shoutoun uh, and I'm thrilled to be joined as always
by my co hosts mister Miles.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Grass Miles Gray aka let me hold on, Like, look,
get that bird out of my face. Look good, but
it don't got no taste. I walked in, walked out
with the plate, mac and cheese, candy, yams, honey, glaze,
gobble up, gobble up, gobble up, gobble up. Y'all the
east shout out Salvador jolly uh for that wonderful squabble
(04:58):
up inspired ak that I I I hopped on the
beat about a half a beat too late.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
You know what, I loved it.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I recovered thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
As a as a white guy, I thought I was
when I fuck up, When I fuck up wrapping, I
go to my two white people and I say, was
that okay? That was so good? Was that?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
My god, d you should be a professional rapper. That
was sick. Dude? Are you related to Hendrick? Oh? My god, dude,
I got.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
This one friend, Miles. He's such a good rapper.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
That's what you're telling it. When you go back home
from college your first semester, I met a different person
in college and they blew my mind. That was my
favorite thing coming back from college and just saying some
new ship I learned.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, well it doesn't matter anyways.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
It doesn't matter. It's a white suppressist, capitalist patriarchy you
live in. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I took philosophy one on one. None of the ship matters.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Dude, what even you care about? Like Cartesian? You know what,
Forget it, dude, forget it.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
So it's like I think, therefore I am.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I am giving.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You, Miles. We're thrilled to be joined in our third
seat by one of our very favorite guests, a talented writer,
stand up comedian co host of The Bechdel Cast, one
of the great film podcasts. They also have to have
a master's degree in film and the most anagrammable name
in the English language. So if you've been given their
name in a jumble of out of order scrabble tiles,
(06:28):
you may know them as Lauren d Titanic nine Tit, Dracula,
Latin Dancer ut I. But to us they will always
be Kaylin Doronte.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Have you seen that woman on TikTok no, oh, no,
never mind.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Watch.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah, there's like this English chicken Goes. She's like Ena, Nina,
Hi Jim. She just goes somewhere and she's like telling
everybody to hide your man's because she's coming out.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I mean, true of me, true, that is the ends everything.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Get them your bucket hats too, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Miles been in a very cool purple Paddington hat.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
It's just a bucket hat. But again, like I said,
you flip up the top and you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Hello Goes. He does not please keep his name out
of your mouth. Do not say that. That's fucking offensive.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Once you move on, do some some more rats or something.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Caitlin m thrilled to have you here. We're going to
get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
we're going to tell our listeners a couple of things
we're talking about today. We've got a nice corporate malfeasance
block up top. I feel like malfeasance is usually only
used with corporations.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Anyways, Campbell's soup not as cool as Yeah, their their
mouthfee's in it up. We're going to talk about that,
which has been making They've been They've been making some news.
We're gonna also talk about Meta, who had just a
ton of damning information about how bad their products are
(08:14):
for kids. And we are going to check in with
Kier Starmer. Uh he's releasing a new comedy mockumentary that
he doesn't know is the comedy documentary he thinks is
a documentary about him, but the UK Prime Minister is, uh, yeah, it.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Looks pretty Michael Scott David Brent as Jill Real.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Michael Scott Schip. We got Disney's new robotic Olaf that's
going to just be wandering through the world of Frozen
at Disney, Lam, Paris, and Tokyo. And then we want
to look at, uh, the phenomenon of Wicked for good
and I have a very loose I wouldn't even say
half baked, like quarter baked theory. Color theory, which I'm
(08:59):
not going to get too deep into color theory because
I don't understand it, but I feel like purple and
green these are the new colors of hit cinematic achievements,
which I have to assume that that's why you're wearing
that purple hat. Miles.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm all in on purple and green.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
All of that plenty more. But first, Kitlin, we do
like to ask our guests, what is something from your
search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I just haven't. Sorry, I didn't mean to come in
with such.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I just haven't. I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I just don't search for things anymore because I don't
seek out new information. No, that's not true. This is
not revealing of who I am necessarily, but I well,
maybe I was looking up espresso martini recipes. Okay, sounds
like how do you make that? I want to make
one and then and any recipe that requires more than
about three ingredients is too complicated for me. Yeah, so
(10:02):
I don't know if I'm going to be able to
handle this. But is it just espresso and vodka and
a coffee liqueur of course?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Which?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Okay, do you remember little sidebar here? Do you remember
when creg cups were first taking off over a decade ago,
they had Kolua cure egg cups. That was like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, And I took that opportunity to make a
stand up joke about that, but I was like, coffee
flavored liqueur flavored coffee.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
What's next?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I don't remember what the joke was, but anyway, so
you could add you know, kolua or something like that,
and then you need simple syrup.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
You already missed ingredients, so it.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Was actually pretty easy, I think.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Okay, are you do you drink because ice cubes count
as an ingredient? Yeah, fucking ice cubes.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
You got to put in there? Yeah, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Wait, but are you a Martin Martin espresso martini person?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I mean, I'll order it if it's on the many.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Oh really?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Okay, Also though, is that any amount of caffeine keeps
me up all night. Sure, so it's a bad thing
to have at nighttime for me. But if I'm at
like a brunch that's sort of.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Martini, yeah, rather.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Than like a bloody Mary, I'm going to get an
espressial martini.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Right context context, it's coffee. But I also want to
be slurring my words after three of these, So yes,
let's do it.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Eight ball. That's the brunch eight ball. You know, it's
not acceptable to do an eight ball at brunch, but
you know, get a little old mix up up down down.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
The other day, when I went to New York for
that work thing, I was at the I was at
the airport bar. I look, I got a martini. Okay,
I was like flying childless. I'm like, maybe I'm leaning
into this. It was like around noon and these two
dudes are across the bar. Go dude, guy's drinking a
fucking martini already hearing yeah, and I literally went, yeah,
(12:06):
what of it?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
They were so they were like, oh, no, dude, just
saying hell yeah dog, hell yeah dog. That's what we're saying,
bro exactly dude, And they like fucked off immediately, and
I was like, I sound like a fucking weirdo that
I just.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Went with what I call them Martins because they're because
they're masculine, they're not Martinis.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Not even that is fucking just so weird. I just
don't like when I hear people audibly talking about me.
I'm like, you think you're low? Right now, I'm drinking, Yeah,
like I got no kids around me right now? Fuck
with me?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
All right? Expresso Martini's, shout out, Espresso Martini's. What is Caitlin?
Something you think is underrated?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I think magic shows we're just magic in general going.
And this might be because I just watched rewatched The
Prestige for many years, having not seen it for a while,
but I was like, yeah, magic is cool, and a
lot of people think that it isn't, but I'm here
(13:11):
to say that it is.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Hell yeah, mm hmmm, I think it's beautiful. Wait, people don't.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
People think that magic is for dorgs and that magicians
are dorks and that it's all dork shit.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
But wait, you think I get I get furious anytime
I've been tricked.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Like you think I'm a fool.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah, he's banned from the Magic Castle because he was
at a close up magic show and he fucking duffed
out the person who I keep.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Grabbing their arms and like looking up their sleeves.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
What'shole? I feel like what I just said, pick a card.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I went to the Magic Castle once. I'll never trust
anyone again.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I wonder do you think it's like if you have
a inability to accept you don't know about something you
don't like magic?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I think it's so funny the idea of people who
just like can't get over themselves enough to enjoy magic.
I love magic so much. I love I love saying it.
I love Yeah, there's nothing more fun than being like
what off fall?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yeah, I know that's the whole point of it, because
you don't get to have moments like that really ever.
So yeah, let your guard down to let a fucking
magician wow you? Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
But also, like, aside from the Magic Castle in LA
and maybe like a couple other venues here and there,
like magic shows just aren't as they need to be
on every corner.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
There needs to be a magic more. Yeah, we need
to have magicians like the fifties had duop groups just
doing magic on every corner around a burning trash campfire.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I'm saying, yeah, more magic.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
It's like not a mainstream enough, like it is a
mainstream pleasure, Like everybody gets so much pleasure out of it.
So fun.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
If the last time you were like, hey, what'd you
do last night and someone said, oh, I went to
a magic show, they never happen never.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
It's like a children's birthday party thing that's like outmoded.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Oh. My friend recently for his wife's birthday hired up
a close up magician to do it like a little show.
This guy was fuck. He was doing shit where like
the card you signed was inside a fucking orange across
the room, shit like that.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Shit.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
We were all fucking screaming, and I think almost annoying
the magician because we were so fucking into and he's like,
all right, cause we were grabbing him. We were grabbing
him when he would do like Michael, no, my god, he.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Was shaking him by the lapels like rabbits are falling
out of his coat and shit.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
He was not used to this. Many turned up people
just being like, Yo, you fucking did it, bro.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Have I told the story on here when I was
like at a like a really nice kid's birthday party,
and they had a magician slash mentalist, and I got
pulled up to the front and he was doing this
thing where I closed my eyes and he was like, okay,
he's under my spell now. And then he told me
(16:01):
that like when I feel a tap on one side
of my body, I raise my hand, and if I
feel a tap on the other shoulder, I raised that hand.
And then so I've got my eyes closed, he taps
me on the shoulder. I raised my hand and like
there's a gasp in the crowd, and then he taps
my other shoulder and I raised my hand. Everyone's like
what the fuck? And then he's like doing it like
(16:21):
my arms are like going up and down like because
I'm just feeling the tap. And I opened my eyes
and like he's like, all right, give it up for Jack,
And I'm like, what the fuck just happened? I go
back there, Like he wasn't anywhere close to you when
when you were like raising your hands, he was like
standing a foot behind you, just like raising your hand
like with and they were liked, what did he tell you?
(16:42):
Like were you in Like nobody could believe that. I
was like in on it.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
This is that same party where your wife left you after.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
You looked like a fucking pool hold your little dick
out in front of everybody and jerked it off. Shut out.
I think you should leave. So I think it's a
thing where he is actually behind me, like tapping me
(17:12):
with his off hand, but like people are only looking
at his hand that's doing the business of like yeah, yeah,
so he's just really good.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
He was nowhere near you.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
That that's what everybody said, that he was like a
foot behind me or something. But he must have like
my wife took my wife's took a video.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
We need to see that ruder film now.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I know my wife took a video, and I was like,
oh I can. I think I can see how he was,
like he would tap me, and because it's because like
he spotted me as like a slow witted person. So
so he's like this person will take a little while
to like raise their arm after I tap them, and yeah, yeah,
so I think he like taps me, stands back and
(17:50):
then raises his hand with my hand, you know. And
because there's like a little bit of a delay in
between me feeling him tap and then me raising my hand,
he like it looks like he's just standing back and like.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Jack, maybe you know this is the problem was It
was like I was just saying this that like because
we have cell phones, like we don't do ship, Like
we don't fuck with stuff within our hands anymore, like
as an activity like of like yo yo ing, or
like a deck of cards like I used to think
of there were kids who would just have decks of cards.
(18:25):
They would just manipulate the deck one handed, like as
like their fidget spinner at school, or like just these
other things. And I feel like we're losing that gateway.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
He had been a pen on my finger. I can't
really do it, but yeah, I bet you were good
at that, Miles little pens face. Yeah there you go,
switch watch it. I just did it and flew out
of his hand. I was talking. I was talking to
a friend of mine who works in uh a like
(18:54):
dental department at a university, and she was saying that
they're having to add a different element of training to
young like dental students because they're so bad with their
hands and.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Fingers don't have any dexterities.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
They don't have any dexterity, so they're just like mashing
people's teeth with their like big dumb hands.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Jesus, bring the magic back to schools.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
We need to bring the magic back.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
We really do. One time in college I went to
a bar and there were there was a mentalist and
a magician and they were just like doing like little
tricks at the bar. And again a lot of people
would have been like, who are these freaking nerds? I
should shove them into a locker, But I went up
to them. I was talking to them, and then I
sort of to neither of them in particular. I was
(19:40):
just like, do you want to go on a date?
And then they both showed up to the date? No specify,
and I didn't even know who I wanted to go
on and I but I was like, I think I
do want to go on a date with both of you.
At the same time, I think.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
That's did you make them do like a magic battle?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
They weren't battling that, they were collaborating, right.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
So do they show up to dates together on like?
Are they a team when it comes to dating?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I'm not really sure. I don't I was.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
It awkward when they both showed up or were they
like finishing each other's sentences.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Each other's day, both of us.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
It was right, and I mean also, I didn't specify.
I was just sort of like, hey, you two, maybe
do you want to go to it? And then they yeah,
And so it was actually kind of the thickest thing
I've ever done.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
That is really cool. I'm kind of in awe of you.
Did the date go well? Fine?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
I realized by the end that I wasn't really romantically
interested in either of them, but I was intellectually yeah,
just did in both of them.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Of course, of course, as you should.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
What is something that you think is overrated?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Well, piping hot, take up coming in get ready? Thanksgiving?
Everything about it? The food obviously, it's like a holiday.
They celebrates genocide and colonial what yeah here first.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
But they gave them a turkey and then they give
them a cornback.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
It actually celebrates friendship, thank you, Okay.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Friendship like it's a mortal combat version.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Okay, people are still like observing Thanksgiving. I don't get it.
The food, Sorry, it's bad. I hate it.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
If you don't like.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Except for maybe no, I don't even want to say,
because then everyone's gonna judge me. It's all bad.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Come on, you can't you come out with a hot
take like that and they hide your zombie bite of
a food take.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Okay, I like stove top stuffing.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Not if anybody comes for you based on that, they
can get fucked. They stuff and.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Where I will, I will cry that you don't like
soaptop either.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Turkey is bland and bad meat flavored snot like come on,
pumpkin pie consistency.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
This feels like a rom com where I have to like,
I'm now my challenge is to make you a Thanksgiving
dinner that opens your eyes and go, oh my god,
it's not meat snot. But I get like there's so
many layers, like ones like if like you're not trying
to see your family, Like yeah, okay, what's the fucking point?
Second layer, I don't even like most of the food. Sure,
then the historical lever like what are we doing? Like
(22:42):
what is this? Because why?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah, why are we all doing this? Still like why?
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Like it's the one. It feels like the one, one
of the few holidays where the focus is kind of
trying to do something like inwardly aware, like bring some
awareness if you actually tried to give thanks. Most people
are like I'm gonna get drunk, avoid talking to my
parents and then look at my phone to see what
I can my black Friday the next day. Right, it's
(23:06):
kind of how it happens for most people. But if
you can kind of be thankful, sure, but yeah I don't.
There's no there's no point in like acknowledging this original
like an kind oficidal myth of like sharing.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
For sure. And if you want to express gratitude, great.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Every day every day? Yeah how about that? Yeah, good
good note, good note rules the end of the year.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
After that, just I'm just going to live in pure
expectation that things should happen to me, all good things.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
It's the only day where I start to consider that
maybe not everybody's been against me and I didn't do
it all on my own, you know, and it's it's
a hard day. I hate it too, so I'm like, no, no,
they never believed to me.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
What are you going to eat for your alternative food
programming friendsgiving? Since it's obviously not gonna get.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Me, find an Indian restaurant that's open.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
And that there you go, there you go, Yeah, I
like that.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
All right, on that festive note, let's take a quick
break and we'll be right back. And we're back, and
it's time to fucking tell Campbell's soup what's what? All right?
(24:25):
This is camble soup, I feel like is an ingredient
in a lot of cast roles.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
A cream of mushroom.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Cream of mushroom is like a baseline. So even more
reason to agree with Kaitlin's take that Thanksgiving pure evil.
But I feel like the baseline thing we think of
when we think of campbell soup as Andy Warhol and
then like being sick as a kid, you know, like
(24:52):
eating chicken noodle soup. Did I have like very that
very specific sense memory of the little chunks of chicken
in there and never never having a good feeling about
what you're the chicken.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Your mom let you stay home when you were sick.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Wow, Okay, that's cool, that's cool. My mom would say,
you're lying like all the other American people. Yeah, went,
I would cough a little bit, but okay, yeah, yeah,
you're weak.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
You go and you fucking learn idiots. Sickness is weakness
leaving the Bible while.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Your ops, while your ops are asleep with a fucking
water bottle on their heads. Sick, you get in that
school and grind. Okay, so you can be years ahead. Man,
have enough water bottles on our heads these days. I
feel like you do you ever have a water bottle
on your head? No water?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Yeah, just a big warm.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Water balloon thing from the cartoons. You're like, I'm sick,
I put the water bottle, put balloon on my head. Yeah,
I don't know why that's so funny.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, we don't do that anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yeah, I don't think we even did it in the eighties.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Yeah, why not water bottle on head fever?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I bet that's something that you could bring back and
like get people excited about again.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I mean, you've actually hat on your head?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Why not sak a water bottle in there?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah? Water bottle of fever head? What is that even? Like,
where did that even come from? Water bottle?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Feverhead?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
What do you make the fever worse? Wouldn't make your
head even hotter?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, you gotta you gotta smoke it out. You gotta
fight fire with fire and smoke that fever out of
your head.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Right right.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
It's just an old timey version of a heating pad,
that's yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
But we saw, like I don't have a heating pad
on my head either like I feel like putting a
heated thing on my head when I have a fever.
Is not like I used to put a bag of
ice on my back or something like that too because
it was super hot.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Whatever. We're not medical professionals or speak for yourself amateurs. Okay,
you're right, that's true. Yeah, that's true. You do have
to live.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I live with one, and that's it basically makes me
able to write prescriptions. But there's.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
But yeah, So there's a new story about an ex
employee who's currently suing the company after he secretly recorded
a singer executive's tirade in which he ridiculed their soup,
calling it quote ship for fucking poor people end quote,
asked quote who buys our ship?
Speaker 3 (27:23):
I don't buy.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Campbell's products barely anymore anymore. Is not healthy now, but
I know what the fuck's in it? Yeah, it does
sound like a Tim Robbinson for poor people. Fuck. I
don't buy Campbell's products barely anymore. It's not healthy now
that I know what's the fuck in it? What the
fuck's in it?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I think you should sketch.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Up, Yeah, I think maybe we can we can actually
hear it because this guy was just like surreptitiously recording it,
because like kay, it was like this guy's gonna go nightmare.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Yeah, poor people bus And that's just part of an
over an hour shan't says more security analyst or Campbell's
Robert Garza of Monroe.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
I don't bus barely anymore so healthy that I even.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Super I look at it. Bio engineered meat.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Damn, A piece of chicken that came from a three
D printer? You yeah, Jack, do you does that bring
that that memory when you're sick?
Speaker 8 (28:28):
Three D meat?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Damn? He kind of ate with that one chicken does
kind of seem like it came out of a three
D printer. Uh. He then went on, and you're never
gonna believe this based on what what he said up
to that point, went on a racist rant about Indian employees.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
What the fuck? Dum't fuck?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Anyways, obviously he was fired, and by he, I mean
the guy who recorded him. That guy got fired for
complain about this guy's behavior. Twenty days after raising his concerns,
he was fired. Campbell's claimed that they're still proud of
the food we make and the people who make it
and the high quality ingredients we use, and attempted to
(29:13):
dismiss the story by stating the alleged comments are made
by an IT person who has nothing to do with
how we make our food.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
That's slander. Do you know how important IT people are
to fucking everything? Like it's some fucking and even then, but.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Also not just he is vice president and chief Information
security officer, so like VP, like the corporations, there are
a lot of people with VP and their title, but
chief information security like any cheat shot right now, Like
that's that's in the that's the C suite. That's like
a major role at the company. That's you're you're like
(29:48):
a higher up. You're actually the head information figure. Ye sir,
yeah he's what mean? Yeah, this is some it, guys.
I think you guys would make it too big a
deal about this.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Did you say that it was an hour long TI rage?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yes? Yeah, it just like keeps going and going. It's
kind of incredible, like his stamina for just saying the worst,
most offensive shit possible.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Like we've all been in meetings. What was the topic
of the meeting? Where you go here? He goes, Oh boy,
it's our weekly checking.
Speaker 8 (30:21):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Just fucking shit sucks. These fucking deeople, they fucking shtink.
What the fuck like.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
The fact that they weren't like looking for an excuse
to fire that guy and instead we're like, uh, he
said that, he said some bad stuff. We got to
get rid of that guy who's complaining because we have
to protect this genius spends this hour on company time
just making people listen to him, ranting and raving.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
About how much the company sucks.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yeah. Wow. In twenty twenty four, this isn't the only
massive scandal plague in Campbells right now. In twenty twenty four,
the Department of Justice and assortment of environmental groups filed
two lawsuits against Campbell's, accusing the soup giant of polluting
Lake Erie with wastewater from their Napoleon, Ohio manufacturing plant.
(31:09):
Campbell's admitted to violating the Clean Water Act at least
five thousand, four hundred times between April twenty eighteen and
December twenty twenty four by dumping waste that included grease, oil,
suspended solids, and E. Coli bacteria into the river which
connects to Lake Erie.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Okay, So I'm sorry. Fifty four hundred times in six years.
That's nine hundred violations a year.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Wow, that's like three a day, almost.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Three days doing Oh yeah, yeap violated again? Perfect caredup?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
It to the fucking river? What do you mean what
do I do with it?
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Like we.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Got some suspended solids that we got to do? Is
that like the.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Grow suspended solide?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
So what the river connects to Lake Erie? You act
like we're putting it in lake Erie. We don't where
the fuck it goes? Guy, I believe in rivers connection.
Have you seen the movie Karate Kid three? This will
make sense in a second. What happened in karate Kid three.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Karate Kid three is the one. It's just back to
the All Valley Karate Tournament because two as they go
to Japan, right two they go to Okinawa. Three their
back and Daniel Russo is like much older. It just
doesn't doesn't look like a three. But the bad guy
(32:29):
in that is this guy who's just my friends and
I always laugh because he's like so cartoonishly evil, and
they like introduce him with the scene where he's on
the phone saying, what do you mean you can't dump it?
In Borneo, whom Borneo knows what chloride sludge is. Just
do it, do it, call me when it's dumped. And
then he's like, look at this. Ten years ago, nuclear
waste was the preferred waste. You could dump it anywhere.
(32:52):
Now everybody's a detective. It's like and we like thought
it was so funny, like how over the top and
like villain as it was. And it turns out like
it was too subtle, like for like Campbell's soup. That's
just like what the sea suite at Campbell's Soup is like, Yeah,
and it's like I don't care. Dump it in the
fucking river, Dump it in a fucking dolphin's blowhole for
(33:15):
all I care.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
You know we can afford it. We're fucking Campbell's.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
We don't get what the fuck The most powerful company
on earth were Campbell's, right this had The dumping had
a significant effect on wildlife and humans. Twenty fourteen, harmful
algae blooms caused phosphor's discharges and agricultural runoff pollution, which
led to Toledo's water supply being totally shut off for
four days. The City of Toledo's water supply had to
(33:43):
be shut off for four days.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Jesus.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yeah. They've been the subject of multiple controversies, from their
slow reaction to addressing the presence of BPA's and their
cans where they're like, yeah, I don't know. Like people
were like, uh, it turns out fifteen of the cans
that we tested, and we only tested fifteen tested positive
(34:07):
for this hormone mimicking chemical that was found to be damaging.
And they were like, oh, okay, well we'll get it
out of our systems by like three years from now.
They're vice president of Government Affairs tweeted that George Soros
had orchestrated the migrant caravan from Honduras. Okay, it's a
(34:28):
little anti semitism thrown in there. Long got misleading health claims.
This is one that kind of blew my mind. They
settled a class action lawsuit in twenty eleven which alleged
that the more expensive low sodium tomato soup still contained
as much sodium as Campbell's regular tomato soup. They just
(34:49):
switched the labels. They just don't give a fuck at all.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Gold like not even like it'll it's actually like only
five percent less. It's bare though. It's like now it's
the same the same level, same ship, but we don't
give a ship slap flow sodium on there. Wow, well
and say, and they're still here an American.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
It's still like an American, Like I don't know every day.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Yeah, unheated, just crack the top, open, sip it out
the top, you know. I love it. I love it.
I love it. Oh man, Well I on need Campbell's. Yeah,
it's but I do need. I do need the cream
of mushroom.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
The one thing in there are disgusting, disgusting.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Balls for my goblin kids.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
But yeah, this just seems to be where we're at.
Like Meta just had a report published on them. There's
a lawsuit being filed against them and other social media
networks for their role in tolerating and enabling sex trafficking
as well as just like they had Like it's it's
very similar to when you read about like the discovery
(36:06):
of climate change. The people who are discovering it are
fossil fuel companies. Like they're the ones who are like,
we've got this data that suggests that, like the fossil
fuels might be leading to this. So they're out in
front of it and the thing they're doing with that
data as they're like figuring it out years before other people,
is like constructing a campaign to make it so that
(36:28):
nobody believes that's happening.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Yeah once by the time it gets out. Yeah, got
to inoculate the public.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Man not investing in green energy back when they figured
it out in the eighties. But in this case, like
Meta was like, we have all the data on like
how bad it is for mental health. We have data
that suggests there's like a ton of sex trafficking happening
on our platform. And a platiff's brief filed as part
of a major lawsuit, The former head of safety and
(36:57):
well Being testified that when she joined Meta in twenty twenty,
she was shocked to learn that the company had a
seventeen strike policy for accounts that reportedly engage in the
trafficking of humans for sex. Seven seven strikes.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Wow, Wow, I.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Don't think I've ever heard of a seventeen strike policy
in any in any context.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Seventeen strikes, You're out, I mean that's it.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Actually, seventeenth strike.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
That's like as many strikes as rich white guys get.
That's right, yeah, shock, But you better not do eighteen
are you? Did eighteen or eighteen more, well, another eighteen.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Here's a good news. By the time you do seventeen,
they kind of lose count. So you're pretty you're pretty
much good. You're a regular at this point. Yeah, but yeah,
it's almost seems like predatory wealth extraction machines should not
be the actors that we put in charge of creating
the fabric of our day to day realities.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Yeah. Yeah, And I think it's important to note when
inevitably the AI bubble burst and companies like Meta are
being like, give me to bail out. I'm fucked up bad.
Just remember these same fucking companies that are hiding their
fucking societal zombie bite they've given us with their fucking
platforms and being like just just shut up about it
and got it. Every day, I'm just reading more and
(38:15):
more talk about like the AI people being like, I
don't know, maybe maybe the thing isn't gonna do it
is we said it was gonna do, and here comes
the bailout, dude, here comes the fucking bailout.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
We need to keep it with China, You guys need
to keep pace with.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Oh we're cooked already, folks, Just like, let's make baseball
bats or some shit like we yeah, the Louisville Slugger.
You know, let's get back to brass tax folks.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
What about brass tacks. We used to make brass tacks
around here.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Yeah. No, literally, we're getting back to brass tacks.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Speaking of hidden zombie bites, what about mixing brass tacks
and Louisville sluggers together, you go, you know, fight the zombies.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
And also we're not gonna be able to make the
cell phones based on the frightening news. Jack dropped on
us about the dexterity of young people.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Now I know, so imagine getting your tooth pooled by
like some kid who's like never had to touch anything
with his younger. Yeah, it never held a pencil and
it was just like ah, I like kind of knocked
out your forefront teeth.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
This is why you shouldn't use a group on at
the dentist. This loftis.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
All right, he does do that. Let's take a quick
break and we'll come back and talk about other stuff
that's less depressing. Maybe we'll see we'll be right back. Okay,
(39:41):
and we're back. We're and Keir Starmer. Yeah, there's a
name that I know because he is the British Prime Minister. Yeah,
and that's about it. I could not pick this motherfucker
out of a line.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Oh dude, he loves he loves playing a bit of
football too.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Okay, he gets out there in the rec league, bit
of the old footy, as I call it.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Not as good as Zorn, I've got to say, with
the ball at his feet, but still gets out there
is good.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Or do we just like want him to be good
because we like him?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
No, I mean he's not like killing it. I'm like,
he looks like he's played right.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
He doesn't look awkward and he looks like Obama at basketball, Like.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Yeah, you're not You're not like damn bro look at
his moves. But you're like, he's he's not a dufus
out there with the ball. So anyway, the thing I
love about the Brits is they have such a great
sense of irony. And I'm so I wasn't surprised when
Prime Minister Kier Starmer put out a teaser clip for
his new BBC comedy mockumentary about being Prime Minister. And
(40:41):
in this teaser scene that he dropped on the masses,
he's visiting a classroom to sit with the pupils and
check in on the curriculum of this Peterborough school just
north of London, and the hi jenks En sue when
a student that he's sitting next to points out to
the Prime Minister that they're reading books. They are currently
(41:02):
on page sixty seven. Now will the Prime Minister resist
the call of six seven in a room full of
willing school children? Who knows absolutely not? He won't resist
because this is this is it. Because he's a gifted politician.
He's a politician. And I'm sorry the beginning part was
(41:23):
a joke because it's not an actual comedy show, but
the feel, the giddiness that you're about to hear Kiers
Starmer be like six seven is so dorky. And then
and it's great because the camera's panning around and you
see annoyed teachers being like, please don't make the kids
do this ship right now.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Stop doing the six seven show. It's seven yeah, six seven.
Speaker 8 (41:46):
All the kids start doing everyone seven seven, looking at.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
The teacher like I'm doing the thing of the children
word of the year six seven. I just that one
teacher is like, yes, it's still a thing. Thank you
you absolutely stop it.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Yeah, google's six seven.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
I know it is just because we have kids.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
I feel like that anyone who's been around kids, there's
just it's it's like it's actually wasn't the Webster's word
of the Year this year.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
It's one of one of the words of the years
from the Desperate Dictionary. People.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
For people who don't know, we've talked about, I think flippant,
they were like, yeah, it's it's it's taken the Earth
by storm. But it's one of those things that I think,
particularly for people of our age, were really into because like,
what the fuck are they saying? I don't fucking get it.
What is this? What are you fucking saying right now?
What does it mean? And it's just just a shit
(42:57):
they like to say right now. But again, it's just
funny to see the Prime Minister be maybe more excited
because he's like everyone he says everyone in the clip,
like either he's trying to get everyone to do it
or he's saying, like everyone, look at me, hey everyone
for six seven. Oh you know, do you know where
the Prime Minister's residence is, six seven Downing Street.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Well, I still don't understand what it is and what's
the hand motion.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Dog, don't even see the I can send yeah, six seven,
but he just goes six seven six seven seven six seven. Look,
he's he's a man of the people and he's really
in touch. But at the end this is just funny.
From the BBC right up of this, it says, quote,
(43:49):
you know, children get into trouble. He says, quote you know,
children get into trouble for saying that. In our school.
A teacher told him afterwards, we're not over that yet.
The six seven it's still very much a thing, is
he the room Starmar told head teacher Joe Anderson it
had been quote a bit wild in the class, only
to be told the dance was banned at school. Then
(44:09):
he said to the teacher, insisting I didn't start it,
miss what he did.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
You absolutely started it were on page six seven and
then he went six seven seven.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
I mean to be fair, the little girl was like,
we're on page sixty seven, and like she was like
looking at him, like, come on, I'm throwing up a
little thing. You've been down, Come on down, show me
you want my vote, and he laid it down.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
So I do like that at any sign of conflict,
he immediately goes to his instinctual talent the way you
get to a position like that, his ass cover and
blaming other people. Yeah, he was just like he was like, well,
I didn't I didn't do it. It was actually that little
kid who is Actually it was.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Wild in there right exactly.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Maybe you should be better at your job because your
classroom's wild. Like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (45:05):
What's going on? Miss?
Speaker 9 (45:06):
These kids are out of fucking control. Six seven six
miss everyone everyone? Six everyone everyone is. That's what I'm like, sir,
you're the fucking prime minister. But also what am I saying?
We have fucking weirdos and the heights of government in
this country. So yeah, you know what's six seven it up?
Prime minister?
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Six seven up? You know is that something? Seven up?
What if the dot came back?
Speaker 3 (45:34):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Six seven eleven? Yeah, that's I mean, fuck, what are
we What are we even doing here? Why aren't we
just out making printing money?
Speaker 3 (45:42):
Say that to your kids, Jack, I want to hey, kids,
well is it six seven up? Six seven seven eleven
even eleven? Six nine eleven? What? Nothing? Nothing? Nothing? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
I think it's very confusing for people my age because
we had the same thing. But it was sixty nine,
and that meant something. That meant something.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Yeah, these two digit numbers used to mean something.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
It meant mutual oral sex.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Yeah, it meant you were sucking and fucking the same
exact time, sucking and getting sucked, y suing and getting
the same time post sucking. Okay, yeah, yeah, because your
bodies were in the same position as the six and
the nine.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Remember you do you'd draw a six and draw an
I'm like, look, look, dude, look look look dude, Look
look what it's doing. Look at it. C see six
nine sixty nine, dude, that's what that is. But that's
your mouth and that's a pp or oh VV or whatever, dude.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
But that's boris. It's an oral boris of oral sex.
Thans just from a fucking rap song by Scrilla. Yeah,
just a reference that literally everyone, like all the kids
at my kids school, say, the teachers dressed as six
seven for Halloween, and we're like going around doing the
(46:59):
juggling thing, which the juggling thing when an NBA player
does it means I have enormous balls like that. They
do it after they like hit a game winning shot.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
They're hanging. Yeah, so it's a medical condition. That's why
they're this big either, this biglogist.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
After do you understand how uncomfortable it is for me
just to play basketball? Let alone be this good?
Speaker 3 (47:23):
And I'm riding a motorcycle home after this, Caitlin, Any
thoughts on Frozen the film Frozen?
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Oh gosh, I was a full adult, yeah when these
movies were out, So I don't. I don't know, I don't.
I don't give a shit. I don't care about.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
Care about the ship at all, and all Off, especially
all Off is the worst. Off is the Snowman.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
I don't like him?
Speaker 3 (47:48):
Is he the worst? My kids just started watching it,
but I've completely tuned out.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
I don't know, Like I'm I can see kids liking him.
He's just like, I don't know. He's voiced and inhabited
by the spirit of Josh Gad and I just like
he's just like.
Speaker 7 (48:04):
Kind of like the like every time he talks, I'm like,
it's like dumb guy, like cartoonish dumb guy voice from
the fifties when it was like they didn't care about
being offensive, right right right.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
You know, He's just like he's like, I'm dumb, and
therefore I have a lisp. I was like, okay, that's.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Yeah, it's a it's a Nables.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
It's a Nablest character. And Disney just introduced the world
to its newest animatronic character, not the latest from the
Hall of Presidents. It's all off and he will just
like walk free. He'll just roam the streets of the
upcoming world of Frozen. How did how is that the
best name for that world of Frozen at Disneyland Paris.
(48:50):
But it's yeah, it's an off robot. It's an off
robot that just walks around and in the and the
and you can pull his nose off. There's like a
thirty minute video that I chose not to watch all
of but when he like thirty minutes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
It's almost as long as the tie rade about Campbell soup.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
Yeah, he's fucking people. They're three D printed assholes. There
is I mean, there is this clip.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Yeah, that is from the thirty minute video.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
Sure, we were just talking about you.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
So excited to see you.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
I can't believe you're hearing.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
The world of Frozen.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
There's so many people that are super excited to see
you here. Well, doesn't imagine Also.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Get I think that was eighty yard. First of all,
him responding and saying it didn't respond.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
They were just talking at that little monit.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
We're talking at it. It's staring vacantly back and forth
at them. And like there's also more cuts in this
than like a Michael Bay Transformers movie, Like it cuts
every like zero point five seconds. There's so many cuts
that it's like clear that they've had to just like
paste together so many shots to make it look like
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it is interacting with them.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
Right.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Yeah, have you watched the Paddington the Musical. It's an
actor in a costume and then a separate actor doing
the animatronic like facial expressions, and then the voice acting side,
and then it's like people interacting with Paddington.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
How is it?
Speaker 1 (50:25):
And it's first of all, so fucking cute. Wow, she
was really well executed. Nice, And then because it's actors
responding in real time, it feels like you're talking to
Paddington's crazy.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
Yeah, I mean Paddington great example. I mean, Paddington came
out when we were full of adults and it's just
a delay. It's a movie that is ostensibly for children,
and it's just like good, Like movies don't have to
be like frozen to me, just like I don't think
it's very good.
Speaker 3 (50:59):
I don't know anything means in it.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
There's also footage of Disney employees teaching Olof's robotic skeleton
how to walk by prodding it with a stick, which
which is fun.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
But being like, hey, asshole, like like attacking it or
just trying to like put it through its paces.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
No, just like teach it correctly move and stay on
its feet, because it's going to get like jostled out there.
This news hit right after a defunct Land posted a
four hour documentary about the broken promise of Disney's animatronics.
Oh yeah, defunct.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
Timing, Yeah, defunct Land is so fucking good.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
But we'll see so that they apparently made it so
that you can pull his nose and arm off, which
is something that happens in the movie. And I feel
like this is this is going to go about as
well as actually it'll probably be fine, but right like
people in a Disney setting are not going like because
you're always anytime I'm in Disney, I'm behaving with the
(51:59):
thought in the back of my mind that there are
snipers on the roof. There are they're ready to take
me out of it, you will get Michael Clayton.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
Yes, at fucking Disneyland. If you act out of pocket,
you know what I mean? They let people die off
the property. I mean, like if they're dragging mothers, like
people not dying property, not dying here. Because I think
the other thing too is like usually with even like
with people in suits, there's always like a handler just
within few in case shit goes left or they need
(52:27):
to like help them out. So I'm sure if you
can rip the fucking face off of this thing around
a bunch of kids, they're gonna.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Be just start running.
Speaker 3 (52:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Just see how quickly like the people who you thought
were tourists suddenly start speaking into your pieces and then
you can just get.
Speaker 3 (52:44):
Yep exactly, and then they're taking your socks off and
injecting you between your toes, making it look like an accident.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
Well, Caitlin, as always such a pleasure having you on
the daily.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
Thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
Where can people find you? Follow you here? You all
that good stuff?
Speaker 1 (53:01):
Oh gosh, you can hear me on the Bechtel Cast
and follow me on Instagram if you must. But I mean,
these messed then there're seventeen strikes. I don't know. What
I really want to plug is to encourage people to
participate in the economic blackout that is currently happening. And
(53:26):
I've seen different sort of date ranges, but basically it's
don't buy shit on Black Friday, Cyber Monday, like basically
for the week of the twenty fifth of December. Second,
don't buy shit. If you do need to buy shit,
try to buy local and use cash. But yeah, don't
(53:50):
give billionaires more money is the sentiment. And you know,
boycott and all that stuff. Sorry, I'm not brain doesn't work,
but that's what I want to play.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
Nice, Yeah, let's do it. Fuck the billionaires, them the billionaires,
but not the jobs they create.
Speaker 3 (54:08):
But at the jobs they've so graciously created for everyone.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
For everyone. They like God breathing life into our lungs.
They have created jobs for us which allow them to
extract resources from us and take them into their own pockets.
Speaker 7 (54:27):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (54:27):
Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3 (54:30):
Movie?
Speaker 2 (54:30):
TV?
Speaker 1 (54:30):
Show tweets like this is the time of year. I
mean it's all year, but this is a good time
of year to watch Josie and the Pussycats. A lot
of people still haven't seen WO. But to my point
(54:51):
about like not you know, withholding your dollar as an
active protest and you know, sending a message, I what
you choose to consume or not. This movie is about that,
but in a really fun way.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
Damn So I did not realize that.
Speaker 3 (55:12):
Oh the two thousand and one, Yeah it's oh yeah,
it's great.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
It rocks awesomech a good movie.
Speaker 2 (55:18):
Amazing miles. Where can people find you as their working
media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3 (55:23):
Uh yeah, find me everywhere at miles of gray. Find
me talking about ninety day Fiance on four to twenty
Day Fiance a work of media. I like zoron Mumdani
was on the Adam Freeland podcast and he I think
we mentioned this the other day, but I was just
watching the full episode. They were watching the North London
(55:45):
Darby while recording a podcast, which I would never fucking do,
and they were just getting updates as they were recording.
I think is completely It's irresponsible as an arsenal.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
Respossible and unprofessional.
Speaker 3 (55:58):
Unprofessional, and that that's why I think Andrew Cuomo should
be the Mayor of New York. Thank you, My two cents.
Speaker 2 (56:05):
Thanks, thanks for saying it, Thanks for being brave, Miles.
Speaker 3 (56:09):
You're welcome every day, every day.
Speaker 2 (56:12):
A couple of things I enjoyed. Somebody at First Adopter
tweeted a thing that says Nvidia says it's not Enron
in private memo refuting accounting questions, and somebody just responded
to that with the Bart SIPs meme. What an odd
thing to say. And then Mark at Aging ranch Hand tweeted,
(56:35):
literally lolling guy shot me with a silver bullet because
he thought I was a werewolf. I'm not and never
have been. I'm currently dying though, on account of the bullet.
You can find me on Twitter at Jack Undersquore Olbrian
and on Blue Sky at jacko b the number one.
You can hear us on our new Monday Morning episodes
(56:55):
that are about icons. Episode one was about Iinstein, Episode
two was about Racle. They're ever green. You can go
check them out wherever you want. Episode three coming up
after the holiday with Jamie loftus about this piggy. Yeah,
so check those icons to follow. Yeah, yeah, more icons.
(57:17):
We got a fun one coming up. You can find
us on Twitter and Blue Sky at daily Zeikeeist where
at the Daily Zeikeeist on Instagram, you can go to
the description of this episode wherever you're listening to it,
and they're at the bottom you will find the footnote,
which is where we link off to the information that
we talked about in today's episode. We also link off
to a song that we think you might enjoy. Myles,
is there a song that you think that people might enjoy?
Speaker 3 (57:39):
I think that people might enjoy this track from Lil
Silva with the fantastic band Bad Bad, Not Good. It's
called to the Floor. Just a great, great little collaboration
between these two, and I think you'll like it. It's
just nice and funky and just gives you, give you
a little bit of a next snap. So maybe you're
(57:59):
on a I maybe just want to listen to something
to tune out everything else that's happening during the holidays.
But check it out to the Floor Little Silva with
Bad Bad Knock Good.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
All right. We will link off to that in the footnote.
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I have been really slacking on going to my local
amc using my A list. But I saw Running Man,
and you know I didn't. I didn't hate it. I
thought it was I was having a fun time. I
wasn't thinking very critically about it.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Does he run because that's what I was expecting based
on the title.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
There's running, and there's not as much as you'd think.
He does like kind of stay stationary for more than
you'd expect.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Oh, it's like the Chilling Man.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Now say it's chilling Man. You know those like super
cuts of Tom Cruise where it's just like all the
moments of any movie he's in.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
The only movie doesn't run in is Tropic Thunder. I think, oh, wow,
does he run in Magnolia. I'm fairly certain he runs
home to see his father die or some shit like that.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
But I did. I did a story of crack, those
like actors who do the same thing in every movie,
and that was it was John Cusack in the Rain
that because Bruce will like the way Bruce Willis looks
on his movie. Put No, that was a different one.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Well, Harrison Ford always points, like to point yeah yeah,
and then likes to throw a punch and then fall
forward like kind of like he doesn't know how to
throw a punch.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
That's kind of his that yeah, he does be do
be doing that? Tom Hanks, PE's obviously you.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Got a new one. Matt Michelson likes to be tied up.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Oh yeah, Michelson does like to be tied up.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Wait wait, look, can we go back to the Tom
Hanks peeing thing.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh that's I've talked about it so much on this show,
and that I'm just like like Nonsava. It's when his
characters introduced in a league of their own. It's like
with a long urination. As Forrest Gump, he I gotta
go pay. There's a scene and Castaway where he like
the one thing that you don't need to know the
(02:07):
answer to is like, where's this guy p It's just
like the issues him peeing in the ocean Captain Phillips,
I don't think so, but the dude is like, I'm
the captain now and he just pisses himself. It's kind
of a character there in the Burbs when he needs
to get away from the family, he pretends that he
has to go pee and road to perdition. His life
(02:28):
is saved by having to go pee. But it all
culminates with a green mile where his character's main issue
is that he like can't pee well. And then like
John Coffee puts his hand on his dick and like
cures him of here's him. His Kurt allows him, Yeah,
allows him to pee freely.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Remember he's pissing so crazy on his knees.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, Like just that scene is like you're just watching
Tom Hanks have a slow motion orgasm when he finally
can pee. But yeah, the scenes where he's having trouble
peeing very difficult. Wow, Hello the Internet, and welcome to
(03:13):
season four to sixteen, episode three of dirtey Zi. Guys,
there's a production of iHeart Radio as a podcast where
we take a deep dive in New America share consciousness.
And it's Wednesday, November twenty sixth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It's a National cake Day.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Interesting cake days. They're like, all right, we know you're
going to be eating pie tomorrow, just don't forget about us.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Don't forget us about the humble birthday cake. It's also
National taiwan On Day, but they're talking about the aprin
Get your sleeves dirty, It's time to prep.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, it's kind of National tai one On Day for
people who are in college or just like out of
college back home. You go back home and everybody meets
up with their friends and ties an apron on.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yep, kiss someone you had a crush on since sixth grade?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That is that the day? Or is that just what
people are doing?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
That's happened, That happened.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, everybody got that and then you yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
You hooked up at the fucking bar. Yes, what they
hated each other.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, but it was National taiwan On Day.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah, so they did it. They understood the fucking assignment.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That's right. My name is Jack O'Brien ak thick vandyke. Uh.
That worked hard to seek any on the discord. Uh
shoutoun uh, and I'm thrilled to be joined as always
by my co hosts mister Miles.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Grass Miles Gray aka let me hold on, Like, look,
get that bird out of my face. Look good, but
it don't got no taste. I walked in, walked out
with the plate, mac and cheese, candy, yams, honey, glaze,
gobble up, gobble up, gobble up, gobble up. Y'all the
east shout out Salvador jolly uh for that wonderful squabble
(04:58):
up inspired ak that I I I hopped on the
beat about a half a beat too late.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
You know what, I loved it.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I recovered thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
As a as a white guy, I thought I was
when I fuck up, When I fuck up wrapping, I
go to my two white people and I say, was
that okay? That was so good? Was that?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
My god, d you should be a professional rapper. That
was sick. Dude? Are you related to Hendrick? Oh? My god, dude,
I got.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
This one friend, Miles. He's such a good rapper.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
That's what you're telling it. When you go back home
from college your first semester, I met a different person
in college and they blew my mind. That was my
favorite thing coming back from college and just saying some
new ship I learned.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, well it doesn't matter anyways.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
It doesn't matter. It's a white suppressist, capitalist patriarchy you
live in. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I took philosophy one on one. None of the ship matters.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Dude, what even you care about? Like Cartesian? You know what,
Forget it, dude, forget it.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
So it's like I think, therefore I am.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I am giving.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You, Miles. We're thrilled to be joined in our third
seat by one of our very favorite guests, a talented writer,
stand up comedian co host of The Bechdel Cast, one
of the great film podcasts. They also have to have
a master's degree in film and the most anagrammable name
in the English language. So if you've been given their
name in a jumble of out of order scrabble tiles,
(06:28):
you may know them as Lauren d Titanic nine Tit, Dracula,
Latin Dancer ut I. But to us they will always
be Kaylin Doronte.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Have you seen that woman on TikTok no, oh, no,
never mind.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Watch.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah, there's like this English chicken Goes. She's like Ena, Nina,
Hi Jim. She just goes somewhere and she's like telling
everybody to hide your man's because she's coming out.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I mean, true of me, true, that is the ends everything.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Get them your bucket hats too, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Miles been in a very cool purple Paddington hat.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
It's just a bucket hat. But again, like I said,
you flip up the top and you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Hello Goes. He does not please keep his name out
of your mouth. Do not say that. That's fucking offensive.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Once you move on, do some some more rats or something.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Caitlin m thrilled to have you here. We're going to
get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
we're going to tell our listeners a couple of things
we're talking about today. We've got a nice corporate malfeasance
block up top. I feel like malfeasance is usually only
used with corporations.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Anyways, Campbell's soup not as cool as Yeah, their their
mouthfee's in it up. We're going to talk about that,
which has been making They've been They've been making some news.
We're gonna also talk about Meta, who had just a
ton of damning information about how bad their products are
(08:14):
for kids. And we are going to check in with
Kier Starmer. Uh he's releasing a new comedy mockumentary that
he doesn't know is the comedy documentary he thinks is
a documentary about him, but the UK Prime Minister is, uh, yeah, it.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Looks pretty Michael Scott David Brent as Jill Real.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Michael Scott Schip. We got Disney's new robotic Olaf that's
going to just be wandering through the world of Frozen
at Disney, Lam, Paris, and Tokyo. And then we want
to look at, uh, the phenomenon of Wicked for good
and I have a very loose I wouldn't even say
half baked, like quarter baked theory. Color theory, which I'm
(08:59):
not going to get too deep into color theory because
I don't understand it, but I feel like purple and
green these are the new colors of hit cinematic achievements,
which I have to assume that that's why you're wearing
that purple hat. Miles.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm all in on purple and green.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
All of that plenty more. But first, Kitlin, we do
like to ask our guests, what is something from your
search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I just haven't. Sorry, I didn't mean to come in
with such.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I just haven't. I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I just don't search for things anymore because I don't
seek out new information. No, that's not true. This is
not revealing of who I am necessarily, but I well,
maybe I was looking up espresso martini recipes. Okay, sounds
like how do you make that? I want to make
one and then and any recipe that requires more than
about three ingredients is too complicated for me. Yeah, so
(10:02):
I don't know if I'm going to be able to
handle this. But is it just espresso and vodka and
a coffee liqueur of course?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Which?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Okay, do you remember little sidebar here? Do you remember
when creg cups were first taking off over a decade ago,
they had Kolua cure egg cups. That was like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, And I took that opportunity to make a
stand up joke about that, but I was like, coffee
flavored liqueur flavored coffee.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
What's next?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I don't remember what the joke was, but anyway, so
you could add you know, kolua or something like that,
and then you need simple syrup.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
You already missed ingredients, so it.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Was actually pretty easy, I think.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Okay, are you do you drink because ice cubes count
as an ingredient? Yeah, fucking ice cubes.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
You got to put in there? Yeah, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Wait, but are you a Martin Martin espresso martini person?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I mean, I'll order it if it's on the many.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Oh really?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Okay, Also though, is that any amount of caffeine keeps
me up all night. Sure, so it's a bad thing
to have at nighttime for me. But if I'm at
like a brunch that's sort of.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Martini, yeah, rather.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Than like a bloody Mary, I'm going to get an
espressial martini.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Right context context, it's coffee. But I also want to
be slurring my words after three of these, So yes,
let's do it.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Eight ball. That's the brunch eight ball. You know, it's
not acceptable to do an eight ball at brunch, but
you know, get a little old mix up up down down.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
The other day, when I went to New York for
that work thing, I was at the I was at
the airport bar. I look, I got a martini. Okay,
I was like flying childless. I'm like, maybe I'm leaning
into this. It was like around noon and these two
dudes are across the bar. Go dude, guy's drinking a
fucking martini already hearing yeah, and I literally went, yeah,
(12:06):
what of it?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
They were so they were like, oh, no, dude, just
saying hell yeah dog, hell yeah dog. That's what we're saying,
bro exactly dude, And they like fucked off immediately, and
I was like, I sound like a fucking weirdo that
I just.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Went with what I call them Martins because they're because
they're masculine, they're not Martinis.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Not even that is fucking just so weird. I just
don't like when I hear people audibly talking about me.
I'm like, you think you're low? Right now, I'm drinking, Yeah,
like I got no kids around me right now? Fuck
with me?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
All right? Expresso Martini's, shout out, Espresso Martini's. What is Caitlin?
Something you think is underrated?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I think magic shows we're just magic in general going.
And this might be because I just watched rewatched The
Prestige for many years, having not seen it for a while,
but I was like, yeah, magic is cool, and a
lot of people think that it isn't, but I'm here
(13:11):
to say that it is.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Hell yeah, mm hmmm, I think it's beautiful. Wait, people don't.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
People think that magic is for dorgs and that magicians
are dorks and that it's all dork shit.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
But wait, you think I get I get furious anytime
I've been tricked.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Like you think I'm a fool.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah, he's banned from the Magic Castle because he was
at a close up magic show and he fucking duffed
out the person who I keep.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Grabbing their arms and like looking up their sleeves.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
What'shole? I feel like what I just said, pick a card.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I went to the Magic Castle once. I'll never trust
anyone again.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I wonder do you think it's like if you have
a inability to accept you don't know about something you
don't like magic?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I think it's so funny the idea of people who
just like can't get over themselves enough to enjoy magic.
I love magic so much. I love I love saying it.
I love Yeah, there's nothing more fun than being like
what off fall?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yeah, I know that's the whole point of it, because
you don't get to have moments like that really ever.
So yeah, let your guard down to let a fucking
magician wow you? Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
But also, like, aside from the Magic Castle in LA
and maybe like a couple other venues here and there,
like magic shows just aren't as they need to be
on every corner.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
There needs to be a magic more. Yeah, we need
to have magicians like the fifties had duop groups just
doing magic on every corner around a burning trash campfire.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I'm saying, yeah, more magic.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
It's like not a mainstream enough, like it is a
mainstream pleasure, Like everybody gets so much pleasure out of it.
So fun.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
If the last time you were like, hey, what'd you
do last night and someone said, oh, I went to
a magic show, they never happen never.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
It's like a children's birthday party thing that's like outmoded.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Oh. My friend recently for his wife's birthday hired up
a close up magician to do it like a little show.
This guy was fuck. He was doing shit where like
the card you signed was inside a fucking orange across
the room, shit like that.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Shit.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
We were all fucking screaming, and I think almost annoying
the magician because we were so fucking into and he's like,
all right, cause we were grabbing him. We were grabbing
him when he would do like Michael, no, my god, he.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Was shaking him by the lapels like rabbits are falling
out of his coat and shit.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
He was not used to this. Many turned up people
just being like, Yo, you fucking did it, bro.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Have I told the story on here when I was
like at a like a really nice kid's birthday party,
and they had a magician slash mentalist, and I got
pulled up to the front and he was doing this
thing where I closed my eyes and he was like, okay,
he's under my spell now. And then he told me
(16:01):
that like when I feel a tap on one side
of my body, I raise my hand, and if I
feel a tap on the other shoulder, I raised that hand.
And then so I've got my eyes closed, he taps
me on the shoulder. I raised my hand and like
there's a gasp in the crowd, and then he taps
my other shoulder and I raised my hand. Everyone's like
what the fuck? And then he's like doing it like
(16:21):
my arms are like going up and down like because
I'm just feeling the tap. And I opened my eyes
and like he's like, all right, give it up for Jack,
And I'm like, what the fuck just happened? I go
back there, Like he wasn't anywhere close to you when
when you were like raising your hands, he was like
standing a foot behind you, just like raising your hand
like with and they were liked, what did he tell you?
(16:42):
Like were you in Like nobody could believe that. I
was like in on it.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
This is that same party where your wife left you after.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
You looked like a fucking pool hold your little dick
out in front of everybody and jerked it off. Shut out.
I think you should leave. So I think it's a
thing where he is actually behind me, like tapping me
(17:12):
with his off hand, but like people are only looking
at his hand that's doing the business of like yeah, yeah,
so he's just really good.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
He was nowhere near you.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
That that's what everybody said, that he was like a
foot behind me or something. But he must have like
my wife took my wife's took a video.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
We need to see that ruder film now.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I know my wife took a video, and I was like,
oh I can. I think I can see how he was,
like he would tap me, and because it's because like
he spotted me as like a slow witted person. So
so he's like this person will take a little while
to like raise their arm after I tap them, and yeah, yeah,
so I think he like taps me, stands back and
(17:50):
then raises his hand with my hand, you know. And
because there's like a little bit of a delay in
between me feeling him tap and then me raising my hand,
he like it looks like he's just standing back and like.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Jack, maybe you know this is the problem was It
was like I was just saying this that like because
we have cell phones, like we don't do ship, Like
we don't fuck with stuff within our hands anymore, like
as an activity like of like yo yo ing, or
like a deck of cards like I used to think
of there were kids who would just have decks of cards.
(18:25):
They would just manipulate the deck one handed, like as
like their fidget spinner at school, or like just these
other things. And I feel like we're losing that gateway.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
He had been a pen on my finger. I can't
really do it, but yeah, I bet you were good
at that, Miles little pens face. Yeah there you go,
switch watch it. I just did it and flew out
of his hand. I was talking. I was talking to
a friend of mine who works in uh a like
(18:54):
dental department at a university, and she was saying that
they're having to add a different element of training to
young like dental students because they're so bad with their
hands and.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Fingers don't have any dexterities.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
They don't have any dexterity, so they're just like mashing
people's teeth with their like big dumb hands.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Jesus, bring the magic back to schools.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
We need to bring the magic back.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
We really do. One time in college I went to
a bar and there were there was a mentalist and
a magician and they were just like doing like little
tricks at the bar. And again a lot of people
would have been like, who are these freaking nerds? I
should shove them into a locker, But I went up
to them. I was talking to them, and then I
sort of to neither of them in particular. I was
(19:40):
just like, do you want to go on a date?
And then they both showed up to the date? No specify,
and I didn't even know who I wanted to go
on and I but I was like, I think I
do want to go on a date with both of you.
At the same time, I think.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
That's did you make them do like a magic battle?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
They weren't battling that, they were collaborating, right.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
So do they show up to dates together on like?
Are they a team when it comes to dating?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I'm not really sure. I don't I was.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
It awkward when they both showed up or were they
like finishing each other's sentences.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Each other's day, both of us.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
It was right, and I mean also, I didn't specify.
I was just sort of like, hey, you two, maybe
do you want to go to it? And then they yeah,
And so it was actually kind of the thickest thing
I've ever done.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
That is really cool. I'm kind of in awe of you.
Did the date go well? Fine?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
I realized by the end that I wasn't really romantically
interested in either of them, but I was intellectually yeah,
just did in both of them.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Of course, of course, as you should.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
What is something that you think is overrated?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Well, piping hot, take up coming in get ready? Thanksgiving?
Everything about it? The food obviously, it's like a holiday.
They celebrates genocide and colonial what yeah here first.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
But they gave them a turkey and then they give
them a cornback.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
It actually celebrates friendship, thank you, Okay.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Friendship like it's a mortal combat version.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Okay, people are still like observing Thanksgiving. I don't get it.
The food, Sorry, it's bad. I hate it.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
If you don't like.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Except for maybe no, I don't even want to say,
because then everyone's gonna judge me. It's all bad.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Come on, you can't you come out with a hot
take like that and they hide your zombie bite of
a food take.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Okay, I like stove top stuffing.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Not if anybody comes for you based on that, they
can get fucked. They stuff and.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Where I will, I will cry that you don't like
soaptop either.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Turkey is bland and bad meat flavored snot like come on,
pumpkin pie consistency.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
This feels like a rom com where I have to like,
I'm now my challenge is to make you a Thanksgiving
dinner that opens your eyes and go, oh my god,
it's not meat snot. But I get like there's so
many layers, like ones like if like you're not trying
to see your family, Like yeah, okay, what's the fucking point?
Second layer, I don't even like most of the food. Sure,
then the historical lever like what are we doing? Like
(22:42):
what is this? Because why?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah, why are we all doing this? Still like why?
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Like it's the one. It feels like the one, one
of the few holidays where the focus is kind of
trying to do something like inwardly aware, like bring some
awareness if you actually tried to give thanks. Most people
are like I'm gonna get drunk, avoid talking to my
parents and then look at my phone to see what
I can my black Friday the next day. Right, it's
(23:06):
kind of how it happens for most people. But if
you can kind of be thankful, sure, but yeah I don't.
There's no there's no point in like acknowledging this original
like an kind oficidal myth of like sharing.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
For sure. And if you want to express gratitude, great.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Every day every day? Yeah how about that? Yeah, good
good note, good note rules the end of the year.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
After that, just I'm just going to live in pure
expectation that things should happen to me, all good things.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
It's the only day where I start to consider that
maybe not everybody's been against me and I didn't do
it all on my own, you know, and it's it's
a hard day. I hate it too, so I'm like, no, no,
they never believed to me.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
What are you going to eat for your alternative food
programming friendsgiving? Since it's obviously not gonna get.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Me, find an Indian restaurant that's open.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
And that there you go, there you go, Yeah, I
like that.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
All right, on that festive note, let's take a quick
break and we'll be right back. And we're back, and
it's time to fucking tell Campbell's soup what's what? All right?
(24:25):
This is camble soup, I feel like is an ingredient
in a lot of cast roles.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
A cream of mushroom.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Cream of mushroom is like a baseline. So even more
reason to agree with Kaitlin's take that Thanksgiving pure evil.
But I feel like the baseline thing we think of
when we think of campbell soup as Andy Warhol and
then like being sick as a kid, you know, like
(24:52):
eating chicken noodle soup. Did I have like very that
very specific sense memory of the little chunks of chicken
in there and never never having a good feeling about
what you're the chicken.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Your mom let you stay home when you were sick.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Wow, Okay, that's cool, that's cool. My mom would say,
you're lying like all the other American people. Yeah, went,
I would cough a little bit, but okay, yeah, yeah,
you're weak.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
You go and you fucking learn idiots. Sickness is weakness
leaving the Bible while.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Your ops, while your ops are asleep with a fucking
water bottle on their heads. Sick, you get in that
school and grind. Okay, so you can be years ahead. Man,
have enough water bottles on our heads these days. I
feel like you do you ever have a water bottle
on your head? No water?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Yeah, just a big warm.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Water balloon thing from the cartoons. You're like, I'm sick,
I put the water bottle, put balloon on my head. Yeah,
I don't know why that's so funny.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, we don't do that anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yeah, I don't think we even did it in the eighties.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Yeah, why not water bottle on head fever?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I bet that's something that you could bring back and
like get people excited about again.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I mean, you've actually hat on your head?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Why not sak a water bottle in there?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah? Water bottle of fever head? What is that even? Like,
where did that even come from? Water bottle?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Feverhead?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
What do you make the fever worse? Wouldn't make your
head even hotter?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, you gotta you gotta smoke it out. You gotta
fight fire with fire and smoke that fever out of
your head.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Right right.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
It's just an old timey version of a heating pad,
that's yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
But we saw, like I don't have a heating pad
on my head either like I feel like putting a
heated thing on my head when I have a fever.
Is not like I used to put a bag of
ice on my back or something like that too because
it was super hot.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Whatever. We're not medical professionals or speak for yourself amateurs. Okay,
you're right, that's true. Yeah, that's true. You do have
to live.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I live with one, and that's it basically makes me
able to write prescriptions. But there's.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
But yeah, So there's a new story about an ex
employee who's currently suing the company after he secretly recorded
a singer executive's tirade in which he ridiculed their soup,
calling it quote ship for fucking poor people end quote,
asked quote who buys our ship?
Speaker 3 (27:23):
I don't buy.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Campbell's products barely anymore anymore. Is not healthy now, but
I know what the fuck's in it? Yeah, it does
sound like a Tim Robbinson for poor people. Fuck. I
don't buy Campbell's products barely anymore. It's not healthy now
that I know what's the fuck in it? What the
fuck's in it?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I think you should sketch.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Up, Yeah, I think maybe we can we can actually
hear it because this guy was just like surreptitiously recording it,
because like kay, it was like this guy's gonna go nightmare.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Yeah, poor people bus And that's just part of an
over an hour shan't says more security analyst or Campbell's
Robert Garza of Monroe.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
I don't bus barely anymore so healthy that I even.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Super I look at it. Bio engineered meat.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Damn, A piece of chicken that came from a three
D printer? You yeah, Jack, do you does that bring
that that memory when you're sick?
Speaker 8 (28:28):
Three D meat?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Damn? He kind of ate with that one chicken does
kind of seem like it came out of a three
D printer. Uh. He then went on, and you're never
gonna believe this based on what what he said up
to that point, went on a racist rant about Indian employees.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
What the fuck? Dum't fuck?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Anyways, obviously he was fired, and by he, I mean
the guy who recorded him. That guy got fired for
complain about this guy's behavior. Twenty days after raising his concerns,
he was fired. Campbell's claimed that they're still proud of
the food we make and the people who make it
and the high quality ingredients we use, and attempted to
(29:13):
dismiss the story by stating the alleged comments are made
by an IT person who has nothing to do with
how we make our food.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
That's slander. Do you know how important IT people are
to fucking everything? Like it's some fucking and even then, but.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Also not just he is vice president and chief Information
security officer, so like VP, like the corporations, there are
a lot of people with VP and their title, but
chief information security like any cheat shot right now, Like
that's that's in the that's the C suite. That's like
a major role at the company. That's you're you're like
(29:48):
a higher up. You're actually the head information figure. Ye sir,
yeah he's what mean? Yeah, this is some it, guys.
I think you guys would make it too big a
deal about this.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Did you say that it was an hour long TI rage?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yes? Yeah, it just like keeps going and going. It's
kind of incredible, like his stamina for just saying the worst,
most offensive shit possible.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Like we've all been in meetings. What was the topic
of the meeting? Where you go here? He goes, Oh boy,
it's our weekly checking.
Speaker 8 (30:21):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Just fucking shit sucks. These fucking deeople, they fucking shtink.
What the fuck like.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
The fact that they weren't like looking for an excuse
to fire that guy and instead we're like, uh, he
said that, he said some bad stuff. We got to
get rid of that guy who's complaining because we have
to protect this genius spends this hour on company time
just making people listen to him, ranting and raving.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
About how much the company sucks.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yeah. Wow. In twenty twenty four, this isn't the only
massive scandal plague in Campbells right now. In twenty twenty four,
the Department of Justice and assortment of environmental groups filed
two lawsuits against Campbell's, accusing the soup giant of polluting
Lake Erie with wastewater from their Napoleon, Ohio manufacturing plant.
(31:09):
Campbell's admitted to violating the Clean Water Act at least
five thousand, four hundred times between April twenty eighteen and
December twenty twenty four by dumping waste that included grease, oil,
suspended solids, and E. Coli bacteria into the river which
connects to Lake Erie.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Okay, So I'm sorry. Fifty four hundred times in six years.
That's nine hundred violations a year.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Wow, that's like three a day, almost.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Three days doing Oh yeah, yeap violated again? Perfect caredup?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
It to the fucking river? What do you mean what
do I do with it?
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Like we.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Got some suspended solids that we got to do? Is
that like the.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Grow suspended solide?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
So what the river connects to Lake Erie? You act
like we're putting it in lake Erie. We don't where
the fuck it goes? Guy, I believe in rivers connection.
Have you seen the movie Karate Kid three? This will
make sense in a second. What happened in karate Kid three.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Karate Kid three is the one. It's just back to
the All Valley Karate Tournament because two as they go
to Japan, right two they go to Okinawa. Three their
back and Daniel Russo is like much older. It just
doesn't doesn't look like a three. But the bad guy
(32:29):
in that is this guy who's just my friends and
I always laugh because he's like so cartoonishly evil, and
they like introduce him with the scene where he's on
the phone saying, what do you mean you can't dump it?
In Borneo, whom Borneo knows what chloride sludge is. Just
do it, do it, call me when it's dumped. And
then he's like, look at this. Ten years ago, nuclear
waste was the preferred waste. You could dump it anywhere.
(32:52):
Now everybody's a detective. It's like and we like thought
it was so funny, like how over the top and
like villain as it was. And it turns out like
it was too subtle, like for like Campbell's soup. That's
just like what the sea suite at Campbell's Soup is like, Yeah,
and it's like I don't care. Dump it in the
fucking river, Dump it in a fucking dolphin's blowhole for
(33:15):
all I care.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
You know we can afford it. We're fucking Campbell's.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
We don't get what the fuck The most powerful company
on earth were Campbell's, right this had The dumping had
a significant effect on wildlife and humans. Twenty fourteen, harmful
algae blooms caused phosphor's discharges and agricultural runoff pollution, which
led to Toledo's water supply being totally shut off for
four days. The City of Toledo's water supply had to
(33:43):
be shut off for four days.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Jesus.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yeah. They've been the subject of multiple controversies, from their
slow reaction to addressing the presence of BPA's and their
cans where they're like, yeah, I don't know. Like people
were like, uh, it turns out fifteen of the cans
that we tested, and we only tested fifteen tested positive
(34:07):
for this hormone mimicking chemical that was found to be damaging.
And they were like, oh, okay, well we'll get it
out of our systems by like three years from now.
They're vice president of Government Affairs tweeted that George Soros
had orchestrated the migrant caravan from Honduras. Okay, it's a
(34:28):
little anti semitism thrown in there. Long got misleading health claims.
This is one that kind of blew my mind. They
settled a class action lawsuit in twenty eleven which alleged
that the more expensive low sodium tomato soup still contained
as much sodium as Campbell's regular tomato soup. They just
(34:49):
switched the labels. They just don't give a fuck at all.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Gold like not even like it'll it's actually like only
five percent less. It's bare though. It's like now it's
the same the same level, same ship, but we don't
give a ship slap flow sodium on there. Wow, well
and say, and they're still here an American.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
It's still like an American, Like I don't know every day.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Yeah, unheated, just crack the top, open, sip it out
the top, you know. I love it. I love it.
I love it. Oh man, Well I on need Campbell's. Yeah,
it's but I do need. I do need the cream
of mushroom.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
The one thing in there are disgusting, disgusting.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Balls for my goblin kids.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
But yeah, this just seems to be where we're at.
Like Meta just had a report published on them. There's
a lawsuit being filed against them and other social media
networks for their role in tolerating and enabling sex trafficking
as well as just like they had Like it's it's
very similar to when you read about like the discovery
(36:06):
of climate change. The people who are discovering it are
fossil fuel companies. Like they're the ones who are like,
we've got this data that suggests that, like the fossil
fuels might be leading to this. So they're out in
front of it and the thing they're doing with that
data as they're like figuring it out years before other people,
is like constructing a campaign to make it so that
(36:28):
nobody believes that's happening.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Yeah once by the time it gets out. Yeah, got
to inoculate the public.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Man not investing in green energy back when they figured
it out in the eighties. But in this case, like
Meta was like, we have all the data on like
how bad it is for mental health. We have data
that suggests there's like a ton of sex trafficking happening
on our platform. And a platiff's brief filed as part
of a major lawsuit, The former head of safety and
(36:57):
well Being testified that when she joined Meta in twenty twenty,
she was shocked to learn that the company had a
seventeen strike policy for accounts that reportedly engage in the
trafficking of humans for sex. Seven seven strikes.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Wow, Wow, I.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Don't think I've ever heard of a seventeen strike policy
in any in any context.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Seventeen strikes, You're out, I mean that's it.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Actually, seventeenth strike.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
That's like as many strikes as rich white guys get.
That's right, yeah, shock, But you better not do eighteen
are you? Did eighteen or eighteen more, well, another eighteen.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Here's a good news. By the time you do seventeen,
they kind of lose count. So you're pretty you're pretty
much good. You're a regular at this point. Yeah, but yeah,
it's almost seems like predatory wealth extraction machines should not
be the actors that we put in charge of creating
the fabric of our day to day realities.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Yeah. Yeah, And I think it's important to note when
inevitably the AI bubble burst and companies like Meta are
being like, give me to bail out. I'm fucked up bad.
Just remember these same fucking companies that are hiding their
fucking societal zombie bite they've given us with their fucking
platforms and being like just just shut up about it
and got it. Every day, I'm just reading more and
(38:15):
more talk about like the AI people being like, I
don't know, maybe maybe the thing isn't gonna do it
is we said it was gonna do, and here comes
the bailout, dude, here comes the fucking bailout.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
We need to keep it with China, You guys need
to keep pace with.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Oh we're cooked already, folks, Just like, let's make baseball
bats or some shit like we yeah, the Louisville Slugger.
You know, let's get back to brass tax folks.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
What about brass tacks. We used to make brass tacks
around here.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Yeah. No, literally, we're getting back to brass tacks.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Speaking of hidden zombie bites, what about mixing brass tacks
and Louisville sluggers together, you go, you know, fight the zombies.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
And also we're not gonna be able to make the
cell phones based on the frightening news. Jack dropped on
us about the dexterity of young people.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Now I know, so imagine getting your tooth pooled by
like some kid who's like never had to touch anything
with his younger. Yeah, it never held a pencil and
it was just like ah, I like kind of knocked
out your forefront teeth.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
This is why you shouldn't use a group on at
the dentist. This loftis.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
All right, he does do that. Let's take a quick
break and we'll come back and talk about other stuff
that's less depressing. Maybe we'll see we'll be right back. Okay,
(39:41):
and we're back. We're and Keir Starmer. Yeah, there's a
name that I know because he is the British Prime Minister. Yeah,
and that's about it. I could not pick this motherfucker
out of a line.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Oh dude, he loves he loves playing a bit of
football too.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Okay, he gets out there in the rec league, bit
of the old footy, as I call it.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Not as good as Zorn, I've got to say, with
the ball at his feet, but still gets out there
is good.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Or do we just like want him to be good
because we like him?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
No, I mean he's not like killing it. I'm like,
he looks like he's played right.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
He doesn't look awkward and he looks like Obama at basketball, Like.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Yeah, you're not You're not like damn bro look at
his moves. But you're like, he's he's not a dufus
out there with the ball. So anyway, the thing I
love about the Brits is they have such a great
sense of irony. And I'm so I wasn't surprised when
Prime Minister Kier Starmer put out a teaser clip for
his new BBC comedy mockumentary about being Prime Minister. And
(40:41):
in this teaser scene that he dropped on the masses,
he's visiting a classroom to sit with the pupils and
check in on the curriculum of this Peterborough school just
north of London, and the hi jenks En sue when
a student that he's sitting next to points out to
the Prime Minister that they're reading books. They are currently
(41:02):
on page sixty seven. Now will the Prime Minister resist
the call of six seven in a room full of
willing school children? Who knows absolutely not? He won't resist
because this is this is it. Because he's a gifted politician.
He's a politician. And I'm sorry the beginning part was
(41:23):
a joke because it's not an actual comedy show, but
the feel, the giddiness that you're about to hear Kiers
Starmer be like six seven is so dorky. And then
and it's great because the camera's panning around and you
see annoyed teachers being like, please don't make the kids
do this ship right now.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Stop doing the six seven show. It's seven yeah, six seven.
Speaker 8 (41:46):
All the kids start doing everyone seven seven, looking at.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
The teacher like I'm doing the thing of the children
word of the year six seven. I just that one
teacher is like, yes, it's still a thing. Thank you
you absolutely stop it.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Yeah, google's six seven.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
I know it is just because we have kids.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
I feel like that anyone who's been around kids, there's
just it's it's like it's actually wasn't the Webster's word
of the Year this year.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
It's one of one of the words of the years
from the Desperate Dictionary. People.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
For people who don't know, we've talked about, I think flippant,
they were like, yeah, it's it's it's taken the Earth
by storm. But it's one of those things that I think,
particularly for people of our age, were really into because like,
what the fuck are they saying? I don't fucking get it.
What is this? What are you fucking saying right now?
What does it mean? And it's just just a shit
(42:57):
they like to say right now. But again, it's just
funny to see the Prime Minister be maybe more excited
because he's like everyone he says everyone in the clip,
like either he's trying to get everyone to do it
or he's saying, like everyone, look at me, hey everyone
for six seven. Oh you know, do you know where
the Prime Minister's residence is, six seven Downing Street.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Well, I still don't understand what it is and what's
the hand motion.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Dog, don't even see the I can send yeah, six seven,
but he just goes six seven six seven seven six seven. Look,
he's he's a man of the people and he's really
in touch. But at the end this is just funny.
From the BBC right up of this, it says, quote,
(43:49):
you know, children get into trouble. He says, quote you know,
children get into trouble for saying that. In our school.
A teacher told him afterwards, we're not over that yet.
The six seven it's still very much a thing, is
he the room Starmar told head teacher Joe Anderson it
had been quote a bit wild in the class, only
to be told the dance was banned at school. Then
(44:09):
he said to the teacher, insisting I didn't start it,
miss what he did.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
You absolutely started it were on page six seven and
then he went six seven seven.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
I mean to be fair, the little girl was like,
we're on page sixty seven, and like she was like
looking at him, like, come on, I'm throwing up a
little thing. You've been down, Come on down, show me
you want my vote, and he laid it down.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
So I do like that at any sign of conflict,
he immediately goes to his instinctual talent the way you
get to a position like that, his ass cover and
blaming other people. Yeah, he was just like he was like, well,
I didn't I didn't do it. It was actually that little
kid who is Actually it was.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Wild in there right exactly.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Maybe you should be better at your job because your
classroom's wild. Like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (45:05):
What's going on? Miss?
Speaker 9 (45:06):
These kids are out of fucking control. Six seven six
miss everyone everyone? Six everyone everyone is. That's what I'm like, sir,
you're the fucking prime minister. But also what am I saying?
We have fucking weirdos and the heights of government in
this country. So yeah, you know what's six seven it up?
Prime minister?
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Six seven up? You know is that something? Seven up?
What if the dot came back?
Speaker 3 (45:34):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Six seven eleven? Yeah, that's I mean, fuck, what are
we What are we even doing here? Why aren't we
just out making printing money?
Speaker 3 (45:42):
Say that to your kids, Jack, I want to hey, kids,
well is it six seven up? Six seven seven eleven
even eleven? Six nine eleven? What? Nothing? Nothing? Nothing? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
I think it's very confusing for people my age because
we had the same thing. But it was sixty nine,
and that meant something. That meant something.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Yeah, these two digit numbers used to mean something.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
It meant mutual oral sex.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Yeah, it meant you were sucking and fucking the same
exact time, sucking and getting sucked, y suing and getting
the same time post sucking. Okay, yeah, yeah, because your
bodies were in the same position as the six and
the nine.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Remember you do you'd draw a six and draw an
I'm like, look, look, dude, look look look dude, Look
look what it's doing. Look at it. C see six
nine sixty nine, dude, that's what that is. But that's
your mouth and that's a pp or oh VV or whatever, dude.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
But that's boris. It's an oral boris of oral sex.
Thans just from a fucking rap song by Scrilla. Yeah,
just a reference that literally everyone, like all the kids
at my kids school, say, the teachers dressed as six
seven for Halloween, and we're like going around doing the
(46:59):
juggling thing, which the juggling thing when an NBA player
does it means I have enormous balls like that. They
do it after they like hit a game winning shot.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
They're hanging. Yeah, so it's a medical condition. That's why
they're this big either, this biglogist.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
After do you understand how uncomfortable it is for me
just to play basketball? Let alone be this good?
Speaker 3 (47:23):
And I'm riding a motorcycle home after this, Caitlin, Any
thoughts on Frozen the film Frozen?
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Oh gosh, I was a full adult, yeah when these
movies were out, So I don't. I don't know, I don't.
I don't give a shit. I don't care about.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
Care about the ship at all, and all Off, especially
all Off is the worst. Off is the Snowman.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
I don't like him?
Speaker 3 (47:48):
Is he the worst? My kids just started watching it,
but I've completely tuned out.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
I don't know, Like I'm I can see kids liking him.
He's just like, I don't know. He's voiced and inhabited
by the spirit of Josh Gad and I just like
he's just like.
Speaker 7 (48:04):
Kind of like the like every time he talks, I'm like,
it's like dumb guy, like cartoonish dumb guy voice from
the fifties when it was like they didn't care about
being offensive, right right right.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
You know, He's just like he's like, I'm dumb, and
therefore I have a lisp. I was like, okay, that's.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Yeah, it's a it's a Nables.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
It's a Nablest character. And Disney just introduced the world
to its newest animatronic character, not the latest from the
Hall of Presidents. It's all off and he will just
like walk free. He'll just roam the streets of the
upcoming world of Frozen. How did how is that the
best name for that world of Frozen at Disneyland Paris.
(48:50):
But it's yeah, it's an off robot. It's an off
robot that just walks around and in the and the
and you can pull his nose off. There's like a
thirty minute video that I chose not to watch all
of but when he like thirty minutes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
It's almost as long as the tie rade about Campbell soup.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
Yeah, he's fucking people. They're three D printed assholes. There
is I mean, there is this clip.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Yeah, that is from the thirty minute video.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
Sure, we were just talking about you.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
So excited to see you.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
I can't believe you're hearing.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
The world of Frozen.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
There's so many people that are super excited to see
you here. Well, doesn't imagine Also.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Get I think that was eighty yard. First of all,
him responding and saying it didn't respond.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
They were just talking at that little monit.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
We're talking at it. It's staring vacantly back and forth
at them. And like there's also more cuts in this
than like a Michael Bay Transformers movie, Like it cuts
every like zero point five seconds. There's so many cuts
that it's like clear that they've had to just like
paste together so many shots to make it look like
(50:02):
it is interacting with them.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
Right.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Yeah, have you watched the Paddington the Musical. It's an
actor in a costume and then a separate actor doing
the animatronic like facial expressions, and then the voice acting side,
and then it's like people interacting with Paddington.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
How is it?
Speaker 1 (50:25):
And it's first of all, so fucking cute. Wow, she
was really well executed. Nice, And then because it's actors
responding in real time, it feels like you're talking to
Paddington's crazy.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
Yeah, I mean Paddington great example. I mean, Paddington came
out when we were full of adults and it's just
a delay. It's a movie that is ostensibly for children,
and it's just like good, Like movies don't have to
be like frozen to me, just like I don't think
it's very good.
Speaker 3 (50:59):
I don't know anything means in it.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
There's also footage of Disney employees teaching Olof's robotic skeleton
how to walk by prodding it with a stick, which
which is fun.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
But being like, hey, asshole, like like attacking it or
just trying to like put it through its paces.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
No, just like teach it correctly move and stay on
its feet, because it's going to get like jostled out there.
This news hit right after a defunct Land posted a
four hour documentary about the broken promise of Disney's animatronics.
Oh yeah, defunct.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
Timing, Yeah, defunct Land is so fucking good.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
But we'll see so that they apparently made it so
that you can pull his nose and arm off, which
is something that happens in the movie. And I feel
like this is this is going to go about as
well as actually it'll probably be fine, but right like
people in a Disney setting are not going like because
you're always anytime I'm in Disney, I'm behaving with the
(51:59):
thought in the back of my mind that there are
snipers on the roof. There are they're ready to take
me out of it, you will get Michael Clayton.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
Yes, at fucking Disneyland. If you act out of pocket,
you know what I mean? They let people die off
the property. I mean, like if they're dragging mothers, like
people not dying property, not dying here. Because I think
the other thing too is like usually with even like
with people in suits, there's always like a handler just
within few in case shit goes left or they need
(52:27):
to like help them out. So I'm sure if you
can rip the fucking face off of this thing around
a bunch of kids, they're gonna.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Be just start running.
Speaker 3 (52:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Just see how quickly like the people who you thought
were tourists suddenly start speaking into your pieces and then
you can just get.
Speaker 3 (52:44):
Yep exactly, and then they're taking your socks off and
injecting you between your toes, making it look like an accident.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
Well, Caitlin, as always such a pleasure having you on
the daily.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
Thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
Where can people find you? Follow you here? You all
that good stuff?
Speaker 1 (53:01):
Oh gosh, you can hear me on the Bechtel Cast
and follow me on Instagram if you must. But I mean,
these messed then there're seventeen strikes. I don't know. What
I really want to plug is to encourage people to
participate in the economic blackout that is currently happening. And
(53:26):
I've seen different sort of date ranges, but basically it's
don't buy shit on Black Friday, Cyber Monday, like basically
for the week of the twenty fifth of December. Second,
don't buy shit. If you do need to buy shit,
try to buy local and use cash. But yeah, don't
(53:50):
give billionaires more money is the sentiment. And you know,
boycott and all that stuff. Sorry, I'm not brain doesn't work,
but that's what I want to play.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
Nice, Yeah, let's do it. Fuck the billionaires, them the billionaires,
but not the jobs they create.
Speaker 3 (54:08):
But at the jobs they've so graciously created for everyone.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
For everyone. They like God breathing life into our lungs.
They have created jobs for us which allow them to
extract resources from us and take them into their own pockets.
Speaker 7 (54:27):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (54:27):
Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3 (54:30):
Movie?
Speaker 2 (54:30):
TV?
Speaker 1 (54:30):
Show tweets like this is the time of year. I
mean it's all year, but this is a good time
of year to watch Josie and the Pussycats. A lot
of people still haven't seen WO. But to my point
(54:51):
about like not you know, withholding your dollar as an
active protest and you know, sending a message, I what
you choose to consume or not. This movie is about that,
but in a really fun way.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
Damn So I did not realize that.
Speaker 3 (55:12):
Oh the two thousand and one, Yeah it's oh yeah,
it's great.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
It rocks awesomech a good movie.
Speaker 2 (55:18):
Amazing miles. Where can people find you as their working
media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3 (55:23):
Uh yeah, find me everywhere at miles of gray. Find
me talking about ninety day Fiance on four to twenty
Day Fiance a work of media. I like zoron Mumdani
was on the Adam Freeland podcast and he I think
we mentioned this the other day, but I was just
watching the full episode. They were watching the North London
(55:45):
Darby while recording a podcast, which I would never fucking do,
and they were just getting updates as they were recording.
I think is completely It's irresponsible as an arsenal.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
Respossible and unprofessional.
Speaker 3 (55:58):
Unprofessional, and that that's why I think Andrew Cuomo should
be the Mayor of New York. Thank you, My two cents.
Speaker 2 (56:05):
Thanks, thanks for saying it, Thanks for being brave, Miles.
Speaker 3 (56:09):
You're welcome every day, every day.
Speaker 2 (56:12):
A couple of things I enjoyed. Somebody at First Adopter
tweeted a thing that says Nvidia says it's not Enron
in private memo refuting accounting questions, and somebody just responded
to that with the Bart SIPs meme. What an odd
thing to say. And then Mark at Aging ranch Hand tweeted,
(56:35):
literally lolling guy shot me with a silver bullet because
he thought I was a werewolf. I'm not and never
have been. I'm currently dying though, on account of the bullet.
You can find me on Twitter at Jack Undersquore Olbrian
and on Blue Sky at jacko b the number one.
You can hear us on our new Monday Morning episodes
(56:55):
that are about icons. Episode one was about Iinstein, Episode
two was about Racle. They're ever green. You can go
check them out wherever you want. Episode three coming up
after the holiday with Jamie loftus about this piggy. Yeah,
so check those icons to follow. Yeah, yeah, more icons.
(57:17):
We got a fun one coming up. You can find
us on Twitter and Blue Sky at daily Zeikeeist where
at the Daily Zeikeeist on Instagram, you can go to
the description of this episode wherever you're listening to it,
and they're at the bottom you will find the footnote,
which is where we link off to the information that
we talked about in today's episode. We also link off
to a song that we think you might enjoy. Myles,
is there a song that you think that people might enjoy?
Speaker 3 (57:39):
I think that people might enjoy this track from Lil
Silva with the fantastic band Bad Bad, Not Good. It's
called to the Floor. Just a great, great little collaboration
between these two, and I think you'll like it. It's
just nice and funky and just gives you, give you
a little bit of a next snap. So maybe you're
(57:59):
on a I maybe just want to listen to something
to tune out everything else that's happening during the holidays.
But check it out to the Floor Little Silva with
Bad Bad Knock Good.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
All right. We will link off to that in the footnote.
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That's going to do it for us this morning. We'll
be back this afternoon to tell you what is trending,
and we will talk to you all then.
Speaker 3 (58:23):
Bye bye bye.
Speaker 2 (58:26):
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