Capitalism Crash Out, Dems Cancel 'Woke' Words 09.10.25

In episode 1928, Jack and Miles are joined by award-winning tv writer, comedian, and creator of Gone Native, Joey Clift, to discuss… Capitalism Popularity At A New All Time Low, Do NOT Say These WOKE WORDS If You Are A Democrat Running For Office…, AI Art Turning The Bible Into An Action Movie and more!

1. Image of Capitalism Slips to 54% in U.S.
2. The ‘woke’ words Democrats should cut from their vocabulary
3. Fantasy or faith? One company's AI-generated Bible content stirs controversy

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Truly people who had gone to Japan. It was like
talking to people who had traveled to the future.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Dude, I would come back with mechanical pencils. That made
my teachers like have some kind of existential crisis because
they'd never seen some ship.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Like this a mechanical pencil. Yes, we didn't have mechanical
pencil technology.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
No, not like everyone had the big like the plastic
Oh yeah, okay, I don't.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Think I've seen the next mechanical baby talking bro.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I would either do like zero point five millimeters or
point seven millimeter lead. I had different leads that I
would come through with them.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Was that thinner or it's like it's like a it's
like a revolver where you like press a button in
that like the cycles.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
You can kind of each pen because you could see
like he's like, oh, this is a point five millimeter.
I like, I like to write with a point seven
because I've.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Oh different tits per in a single pen.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah yeah, because like the that I think I came
out of a BIC is like a point five millimeter. Anyway,
this is adie pencil.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I gotta say, if that was giving your tea shirt
an existential crisis. They probably get some other stuff going.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, yeah, that's it. Missus Low was going through a
terrible divorce. Im, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I'm gonna start drinking at school.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Because she's not wearing her wedding ring.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Oh you noticed that she wasn't wearing her wedding ring.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Where's your wedding ring? And he's like, students, that's something
in my life.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Thing like all right, oh sh it's like a tear
as well.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
The very first day she doesn't wear it.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Why are you crying because you lost your ring?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
She looks troubled and look, she's not wearing her wedding ring.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Did you lose your ring? Yeah? I think it's the
mechanical pencil that made her do this. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I told Josh she never seen some ship like this
have no life perspective.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
You're super intuitive when it comes to emotions, but you're
also a dumb kid. So you're like, she looks troubled
and she's not wearing her wedding ring. I bet she
lost her wedding ring. Oh well, it's up forgetful.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
What is he lost your wedding ring? Or is this
pencil blown your fucking mind?

Speaker 4 (02:16):
America, Hello the Internet and welcome to season four oh five,
Episode three of Guys.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
It's a production of iHeart Radio. There's a podcast where
you take a deep divenue America Share Conta. It's I
Felt bo. It's Wednesday, September tenth, twenty twenty five, nine
ten five babybay Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Huh uh huh.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
You know what that means?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
One more day till nine eleven Birthday. It's National Teacher
ten hours out, National TV Dinner Day. Okay, shout out
to I remember I used to eat these weird I
begged my mom for a TV dinner that had like
the grossest.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Brownie in it that she had to take out.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Was disgusting, but I saw it on TV and I
wanted It's also National Swap Ideas Day. The picture is
a little menacing because it's a white man speaking to
a black woman, and it feels like anyone who's worked
in a corporation, this guy's stealing her ideas. Probably you
know what I mean. And here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I want great ideas. Swap ideas. Let's swap ideas. What
does that mean? Have you get to take your ideas,
you get to take mine? Well, I get to explain
some shit to you and I get to steal your ideas.
It's great.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm gonna say about a creative problem i'm having, You're
gonna offer something back. I will steal that and present
that as my own idea is to get a raise.
Have you had what's Have you ever had a blatant
idea ripped from you?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Like rip you an idea rip from me?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I had it when I went to Conde Nast. There
was cutthroat, like you'd say shit and people go in
a meeting impact like they came up with the whole
shit I do have.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
I don't remember this super well, but when I was
like a desk assistant at ABC News, I helped with
the pitch for that thing, the show that ended up
becoming it was I When I was working on it, it
was a segment that was, uh. It was basically like
a moral candid camera what would you do it? Yeah?

(04:28):
And it ended up being like a whole ass show
what would you do? Like? After I left ABC News?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
No moral candid camera?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
You have to do this further. It's it's like hidden
camera and you put people in like moral quandaries.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
You can see how they like a lost child with
no adult.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, yeah, and see like who comes up and steps
up and is a hero and then it's like whoa,
there are like good people doing stuff around us. But
I don't think it always was that instead of jokes,
it just makes shift, thick makes shift.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
There was also It's funny because there was also the
Nickelodeon show what would you Do?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
What? What?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
What would you do?

Speaker 3 (05:04):
That was a game show.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
That's right anyways, I don't I don't think they like
stole my ideas. I think, you know, as I had
a person I had had, I had somebody steal my
idea and then at a like an all hands meeting,
the idea like this series that I did got props
and this motherfucker stood up and took the.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Credit was like clasping their hands like on the side,
like thank you when I came up with that. I'm like,
just because I work for you, does mean you came
up with that ship?

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh for sure. There were some days, like early days
of Cracked, there were some executives who we would sit
in these meetings and watch them just be like we're
fucking killing it out here, who like we hadn't talked
to it in months. Yeah, Yeah, very interesting anyway. Anyways,
it was just an idea swap.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
You give me your idea and I give you nothing.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
And I get you give me your idea. I take
the credit and then give you a pat on the
back without words that can incriminate me.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah. The way that I get around that is I
just pitch bad ideas.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
That's smart.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
That's smart, oh, just like just to see if someone
takes them.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Like that one.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Just in general, my ideas are bad.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
The smartest people I've ever worked with were really good
at like letting you know. They wouldn't they wouldn't turn
down a project. They would do bad work on the
project they didn't want to do, and then you're just like, oh, okay, yeah,
all right, that makes sense because this person like they
just aren't interested in doing it. So that that's good

(06:43):
at like good advice for people, you know, don't don't
be like I don't really have to just do bad
work on that one and then do amazing work on
the one that you actually want to do.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Smart, smart, smart all right.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
My name is Jack O'Brien aka drug Fire infant caught
in the drug Fire mass shooting. I made up drug Fire,
drug Fire. My voice couldn't do it.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Damn my boys couldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Nick separate Taranus on the discord. Yeah, so you guys
started talking about the drug fire thing, the Benny Johnson
story that, oh you don't think DC's bad. My infanta
almost died, nearly died in a drug fire after mass shooting.
Did you see the New York Times article about him that, yeah,

(07:37):
like just like a famous non stop lot like every
place he's gone. First of all, they were like, okay
about those he claims that like there were multiple murders
caught on his ring camera and like the yeah that
there was zero evidence that there's been any murders like
in his neighborhood in the past like two decades. Uh,

(08:00):
And like yeah, yeah, Jack, it's not funny, man, Like
listen to him himself.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
My infant nearly died it drug fire, yes, after mass shootings?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
That sequence it happens all the time.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
And this happens every day in Washington, DC until Donald
Trump came and installed the National Guard his gardeners. I yeah,
but it's literally like it's it's kind of funny to
just like read his career where it's like he was
at BuzzFeed for some reason, and like immediately they were like, oh,
all forty five articles he wrote were plagiarized. And then

(08:37):
he like went to some right wing thing tank and
they were like, oh yeah, he's also plagiarizing everything here,
and then he yeah, just non stop, over and over. Yeah,
can't stop lying.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I was rooting for him too.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
We were all rooting for you, Benny Jill, rooting for you.
Thrilled to be joined as always by my co host, mister.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Miles Gram Miles Ray infun you know that as and
it went to Epstein's Island to take the whole thing down.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Okay, shout out.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
To Smooth Lou for that bit of wonderful throwback. Man,
what happened to snow.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
God really really went? I gotta say, oh, man, the best.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Remember when Jim Carrey made fun of it on a
Living Color and at one point he just breaks into
doing pop Eye talk.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
He's like solid bit solid bit.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
You remember when Jim Carrey did Vanilla Ice. Yeah, that
was blew my mind. I remember that, Yeah, I remember.
It was the first time that I realized Vanilla Ice
might not be the coolest person on Oh damn, You're
like fuck fuck man, it's like my favorite show making

(09:52):
fun of my favorite musicians.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
What do you do well?

Speaker 3 (09:56):
You picked the right one, You picked the right one.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Jack uh huh huh. I was thrilled to be joined
in our third seat by a brilliant TV writer, performer,
enrolled member of the cal It's Indian tribe who's written
on shows for Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Dreamwork, Damn, the Netflix
animated series Spirit Rangers, the creator of the brilliant web
series Gone Native. Please welcome back to this show, the hilarious,
the talented Joey Joe.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
That's right, I'm Joey Cliff aka Zy gangs Zite you
up ZiT gang Site you up. Shout out to me
coming up with that in a panic thirty seconds ago
when I realized, oh.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Shit, that's a very AyL coach. We are proud of you.
Say we are proud of you. Isn't that what they do?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
That one that was like a thing I remember like
at our after a game, like you got through, like
you walked through a thing and they said, wait, oh,
proud of you.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
For a second, I thought that was you saying that
you were proud of me, and I was so touched
by that minch.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
I am, I am, I am so to speak.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, sorry, I didn't get that pop culture reference from
your high school mile you never heard that. That was
like a cheerleader.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Wait where did you come up with the construction for
the Z gang is? Like you up?

Speaker 3 (11:07):
It was Uptown Funk.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Oh fuck you up saying uptown Okay, I will be
vindicated because I gang.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
I know people's that gang have heard. Look, we are
proud of you, So we are proud of you. School
that was it's pre Uptown Funk, actually just before Uptown Funk.
So they probably stole it from Junior higher.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Uptown Funk downstream for high school. They weren't.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
They were just ideas sharing, man, Yeah, get it, just
swapping ideas of Bruno.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
It's free idea swap day everybody. Anyways, Joey, we're thrilled
you're here. Yeah, we're gonna get to know you a
little bit better in a moment.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
First we're going to tell the listeners a couple of
the things we're talking about. Uh, we got a new
gallop pole that's saying capitalism not so popular anymore. The
popularity of capitalism is going down. I want to talk
about that in the context of just every everything else
that's happening. The Democratic Party's reaction. They're positioned to be

(12:11):
the alternative to just the terminator skeleton of capitalism that
is the Republican this current administration. It is just like
all the all the human flesh is melted off, no
more and pretending to be nice. This is a that
that is a reference from Matt Chrisman. He taught He's like,

(12:31):
eventually it's just going to be the terminator skeleton with
the red eyes. They're not even going to pretend to
be nice. And I think we're at that point where
they're like, yeah, Department of War. Everything is a fucking
it's gonna be yeah, Department of killing people. Yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
I thought that was also a reference to Miles High School,
to be fair, that was right.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Anyways, So the Democratic Party is the alternative there are
only they're there, John Connor, and they're on the job.
Don't worry us, They're on the job. And of course
the new AI versions of scenes from the Bible hell
yet are basically turning the Bible into an action movie.

(13:15):
A lot of fun. Who knows what we'll have time
to get to. One thing I do know we'll have
time to get to is to ask our guests, Joey,
what is something from your search history that's revealing about
who you are?

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Okay, so a recent thing for my search history is
did Christopher Columbus have sex with a manatee? So there's
apparently like they have all of his journals from his
like kind of travels around the world, and there's like
a specific entry where he talks about how he thinks
he saw a bunch of mermaids and then he says, like,

(13:48):
they're not quite as beautiful as I thought they would be.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
They're a little lumpy.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
And it's like, clearly they were manatees. So my question is,
why isn't that in a prager? You sure? You know,
I feel like it's just right there.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, oh my god, wondering just and chin stroking. They
aren't like from Afar is beautiful. It's like not horrifying.
It's just like, yeah, look, I thought they'd be a ten,
but they're like an eight who's been at sea for
like three months, just you know, debilitatingly horny. It's it's

(14:22):
that if you've seen that movie The Lighthouse, where a
big plot point is that Robert Pattinson like carves a
naked woman out of a piece of rock and then
like keeps jacking off to it, like becomes enchanted by it.
I really think that. I think that's what we were

(14:43):
dealing with for the majority of human history, people whose
brains were broken by their unbelievable horniness.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
When to answer the question, did Christopher Columbus have sex
with the manit, the answer is yeah, probably, Yeah, that
was a lottery is It's like, you know, the chances are,
you know.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Just him being like they're not as pretty as I thought.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Has me think that there's a there's a dot dot
dot at the end of that sentence.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Second he's like, scratched it out, nothing, nothing but leave
me alone. I'm writing my journals.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Came to realize all at once that they weren't as
beautiful as they seemed at first. I don't know what
it was that changed, but we were in close quarters
and suddenly I was understood.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
I understood the beauty.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Wow that is I mean, I feel like, yeah, if
if we can't get enough people to cancel the idea
of Christopher Columbus for the era of untold you know,
colonialism that he ushered in with his his explorer, his explorations.
Maybe it's him fucking amanity that can get some people like, oh,
he fucked himanity.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
He was writing that in his journal while riding on
the back.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
No, I said, he fucked humanity, right.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
I gotta say, Okay, So I'm you know, as a
Native person, I'm obviously very for Indigenous People's Day. But
I got to say, after reading this, I'm not opposed
to Columbus Day being a holiday. I just think instead
of it being in October, it should be January tenth,
which is the date in his journal where he may
be with the out of the date.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Wait and why this.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Day young man journals?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Will you see what is something you think is underrated? Honestly?

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Singing in a movie theater. I went to the K
Pop Demon Hunters sing along screening. I had the most
fun in my life. Also, I got to say, this
was at ten am on a Saturday screening and nobody
else was singing, so I felt the need to really
bring it.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Oh no, belt it out.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yeah, I was just look, I was just trying to
close the han Moon myself, you know, yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Mean that is like there's a real they want you
to sing the plot of that movie as such, and
we're almost all the way through. We watch it until
bedtime the other night, and now I have twenty minutes left.
But it's so good. It is really fun and they
do really want you to sing along because otherwise the
devil will win.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah. It is also just so funny because I feel
like I was. I was in a sold out screening.
It was at the Alamo Draft House, and I feel
like everybody there wanted to. They were just like watching
the movie. Shut up, and it's like the lyrics are
at the bottom of the screen.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
It is literally a sing along.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
I mean it was like the first twenty minutes of
a middle school dance in there, where everyone's just like,
I don't know, yeah, that's and I was going to
sarcastically when I was I was like getting that impression.
So I was like, oh, I'm going to sing louder
so everybody else has like.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
The bravery to sing. But then I realized that made
everybody sing less, and then I was like, I'm just
committed to screening.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Now I'm the guy who's gonna sing.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
I guess yeah, Yeah, that's fucked up.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
I mean I feel that makes me actually, like feel
worse for society than I already do. It's like, yeah,
y'all can't even go to the sing.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Along screening and just fucking get down. I'm screwing it
in my house. I think every movie should be a
sing along screening. I want to go to weapons and
I want the I want the script to be at
the bottom of the screen so I can.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yell the words along.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
This goes any like original trilogy screening of Star Wars,
you got people talking the fucking I remember, like years
ago going to something like that and people.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Are like whispering the lines like the droids are looking
for it. I'm like, shut, I'd be like, no, say it, proud,
say it, be proud of yourself. But they're saying the
wrong lines instead of these aren't the droids going for
They're like, the droids are looking for you. Fuck, these
are droids you're not looking for Okay, can we rewind
it next time you do the sing along? Bring you

(18:49):
can You can bring my seven and nine year old
and they will back you up.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Oh good.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
And they were singing at the top of their lung.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
I just need somebody to meet my enthusiasm level.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
You know that's right.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Yeah, I just like yelling and public and this was
my opportunity to do.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
That so much singing and fighting at the same time. Yeah,
underrated combo that movies haven't been using. Like I feel
like a lot of fight choreography, like dance fighting has
been West Side Story style dance fighting. But this is
their their They could have made this a PG thirteen

(19:26):
thing that would have been like really gnarly, like a
lot of the things they do to the demons. Fortunately,
the for like young children. The demons like the disintegration glitter. Yeah,
yeah there's glitter. But if they had just been like,
oh and they get disembowled, cut them in half, it

(19:46):
would have been it's real painful. They do not like it.
I mean they did stick that in Star Wars, where
like the droids are experiencing pain for no reason. They're
just like, yeah, I don't know, we thought it'd be funny. Well,
the kids are like that, what's something you think is overrated?
This droid has anxiety. What's something you think is overrated?

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Okay, so something that I think is overrated? The song
just keep watching by Tate McCrae off of the F
one soundtrack because it won Song of the Summer at
the MTV Music Video Awards over Golden from K Pop
Demon Hunters. I mean really, yeah, like, what the f Like,
you're not seeing kids going to sold out screenings of
F one and streaming of Tate McCrae, Like the President's

(20:33):
not trying to meet the director of F one, and
there's not laser light shows for F one over major cities,
Like what the f are you thinking? What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Man? I didn't realize that.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
I mean, this was just over the weekend and truly wild,
truly a wild choice.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
God. It was funny too when the other day Jack
I was talking about Capop Demon Hunters and I like
the song and You're like, yeah, the number one song
in the country, and I was like, it is, Yeah,
you thought you had discovered it.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
I don't know if you've heard about this this little
this little indie jam dude, you got you got that
thing Netflix, Jack, you probably you probably even have that.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
But yeah, so all right, I know that probably doesn't
make sense to get It's Internet flicks, which is a
word for movies.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
And get this, flicks not spelled c K and man,
they're on some other ship and they make a lot
of cool Korean stuff. Man, this one was no exception.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
They're really cutting edge. I was trying to find the
Apple Music list to see if it's still the number
one song, but.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Who can I mean, it was time. Ever, there was
a time in the within the past two weeks where
I think the entire soundtrack was like seven of the
songs in the Billboard Top ten were songs from the
K pop Demon Hunter soundtrack.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah it's absurd, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
It's like and like really a cultural moment.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Only like four of the songs off the F one
soundtrack where all right, let's take a quick break, we'll
be right back, and we're back, and yeah, there's a

(22:13):
new gallup pole that says the capitalism is at a
They started asking about this. They didn't even think to
ask about this until twenty ten. They're like, wait, do
we like capitalism? Is this a good thing? And back
then sixty one percent of people approved of capitalism. And

(22:33):
then they were like, and fucking why not ask what
do you think of socialism? And back then thirty six
percent of people approved of socialism. So since then, capitalism
has slid seven percentage points. Socialism has gone up three
percentage points. Socialism's fighting a fucking tough, uphill battle in

(22:55):
the United States.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
But what do you way to put that tough uptilaattle
against those propaganda.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
I do like just think this is worth noting. Like
we're we're bombarded with news and daily realities that make
it seem like this version of capitalism is like unceasing
and unbeatable and we'll be here forever. But I do
think that's at least partially it feels that way because
we're inside the propaganda machine four capitalism. You know, they

(23:28):
will cover like the the local news covers like doorbuster sales,
like their sporting events, and then they like won't cover
the fact that like a local corporation or like a
local country club has been caught poisoning your water supply.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
How long has that one lady been in line for PlayStation?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah, you see black You see black Friday videos of
like an old lady getting stabbed over a PS five
as like the person the stabbing is the hero.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Crazy people are about deals will be like my it's
been talking about that too. I mean, I get it,
I get it.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
You're like what about the poisoned water.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Yeah. Well, one thing I just want to highlight that
you brought up is like it is so twenty ten,
their positive ratings for capitalism is sixty one percent. Now
it's fifty four percent. That means that since twenty ten,
after multiple financial collapses, record high unemployment, price increases, CEOs
having so much money that they're literally building multimillion dollar

(24:26):
doomsday bunkers, only seven percent of people have been like,
wait a second, capitalism has given me second thoughts.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
I mean, I think that's where like the people's probably
definitely they probably like that. People are asking, like I
don't even know the definition.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
It's like we do like what do you think of water?
It's yeah, I love it? Do I love it? Or
just like it?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah? I don't know, Like is it bad? They're like
asking the polster is it bad? Well, no, I'm asking
you that. Oh.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
But even like the people who don't know to be like,
I'm slightly less enthusiastic about capitalism, Like I feel like
we're seeing these little things like the Zorn story, which
it's you know, the not the story the actual event,
which has the story of the event of his like

(25:18):
you know, shocking political win has been like this guy
might be a very talented politician. It's like treated as
like a lightning bolt out of the clear blue sky
instead of exactly what you would expect to happen. If
you know, you live in a world where every fucking
day there's more news about the devastating consequences of this

(25:44):
current system that we live in. So I don't know,
it's not like major progress, but I do feel like
there is a thing happening that like, you know, people
just like why the feeling in their bone is telling
them that like something is wrong around them. They might
not know the exact wording for it, but I do

(26:07):
feel like there is progress being made.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yeah. So it's like in the the the anime tricks
when like when the runner is just like wait a second,
I can see a couple of numbers ahead of me
or something exactly.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah, yeah, Like what's that? Like, there's this have you
seen this VH one video that is making the rounds
that's like I don't know exactly what, Like it's a
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yeah, it's the Fabulous Life of Fabulous Life of And
it's a segment about this new York billionaire that I
don't know if Miles you can, you can play it
for a second year.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yeah, but this is like where we're coming from. That
I just want to play for you.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Oh man, I totally remember this like intro.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Yeah, this guy seems cool. I wonder who he could be.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:57):
Finance Jeffrey Epstein whoa Jeff was a high school math
teacher until he traded his blackboard for the big board
in nineteen seventy six, actually launching his own exclusive finance
firm for billionaire clients. But he just couldn't keep out
of the classroom when.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
He was shopping for you, dude, that line, that line,
he just couldn't keep that classroom.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
It's just so jarring to see his story over like
the VH one behind the music like record scratch.

Speaker 6 (27:30):
And then he did this other thing, Yeah, exactly the
board new house. He bought himself an entire schoolhouse and
transformed it into the largest single residence in all of Manhattan,
shopping fifty one thousand square feet.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Hey, somebody should look into.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
The yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, sample the fuck that's
where we're coming from.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Where like that was deemed like there later there's like
a guy from like Paper magazine, which was like a
you know, hipster magazine that is just like, man, this guy,
I mean, when you got three planes, your life's gonna
be pretty cool, I guess, like talking about his trip
to Africa with Bill Clinton and Kevin Spacey.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Yeah, hanging out with the big bags like Bill Clinton
and Kevin.

Speaker 6 (28:29):
Spaceman and a Boeing seven twenty seven with of course
an in flight trading room.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
He has a Boeing seven twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
I'm just wondering, now, what do you need a commercial
five airliner four?

Speaker 6 (28:44):
Good question, huh handy when you've got powerful friends to
fly around. Oh when Bill Clinton organized a week longer.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
So fucking disturbing.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
His personal seven twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Wow, Wow, Wow, wow, Wow. That's where we're coming from. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
So we're making progress. I think everybody like from that
point of view, where like that was just the steady
buzz in the background was just like, this guy is cool,
he's a billionaire to like, now we get to see
what actually goes on behind the scenes of somebody like that.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
I do gotta say I think that this video is
showing me what Bill Clint and Jeffrey Ebstein have done together,
and that's they're just trading ideas, guys ideas, idea swap.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Swap day man on an idea? Who needs a plane?

Speaker 3 (29:36):
That song song deep Dig a little fucking deeper?

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Why why do you buy us? School?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
I know, it's like funny that they like kind of
they are all these like heph, I mean, there's no
way like during the research for the segment didn't encounter,
for instance, that one of those planes was nicknamed the
low Leada Express, right, Theader Express.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
I wonder what's going on there.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Or just answering that question like why why does he
need a plane that big? Anyway?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Moving on, So those just things that people can't deny
that they're saying with their own eyes are well.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
He was charged a year before this episode aired.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Is that really hard?

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Criminal charges in Palm Beach in two thousand and six?
This shit came out in two thousand and seven. But hey,
look he's got money, I mean, and that's the same thing.
Like it wouldn't have even mattered because that shows like
this were just purely focused on.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
We look at all the money, Look at what money
do that?

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Of course they're like, I don't know, freaking ignore the charges.
He's Bill Clinton's friend, He's got a jet.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, so I feel like that that's not too far
from where our current even mainstream media would like to
keep things like Oh, it's why they're just like, yeah,
you know, it's fun. They're billionaires, man, who knows what
goes on there? And then when somebody like is actually
like capitalism might be bad, we should like do some
things to push back against it. They're like, shock election result?

(31:02):
What the these people must be watching? Must be brainwashed
by the new Jurassic Park movie. As we talked about
their reaction, I mean I am brainwashed by think your
Jurassic Park movie. So yeah, that is fair. Those are
explanation for the Zoramum Dannie. When was all these people
must be you know, it's from watching all these Hollywood
movies with socialist message. They're like they think he's a velociraptor.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
I better vote for him. I don't want him to
attack me. But yeah, I mean like this goes along
with like you know, in the US now, our rights
are just rapidly eroding, and we have an administration that
is just hell bent on redefining what freedom even means
in like any context for every person. And luckily we
have an ill equipped, naive and frightened opposition party in

(31:48):
the Democrats, to essentially piss themselves as they pray for
some kind of well timed blood clot to happen.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
I think that's all they've got right now. Oh, you
currently the mainstream.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
You know who I think is going to solve all
this Thiss Cuomo.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Oh yeah, Chris Cuoma Andrew add here, get the younger
Cuomo in the cooler one.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
But yeah, they're currently the Democratic Party is just ever
since election day, they have just been chugging terrible advice
on being more centrist as a way to fight back
and win voters. And it's essentially operating on the same
like bullshit idea that like fighting for people's rights forcefully
was too woke and not even forcefully, I shouldn't even
say that that merely talking about the lack of rights

(32:32):
people have in this country was too woke and cost
them the election. And they're saying that, look, we just
need to go back to the status quote talking points
in language. So in Politico they got this memo that
was shared that was being circulated amongst Democratic circles. From
this you know centrist Democrat think tank, the Third Way,
and they're just a terrible organization and they there. Their

(32:55):
whole thing is like they put out a list of
forty five work quote forty five words and phrases they
want Democrats to avoid using, alleging the terms wild a
quote wall between us and everyday people of all races, religions,
and ethnicities. It's a set of words that the Third
Way suggests quote people simply do not say. Yet they
hear them from Democrats right, these terms, it's all messaging, man,

(33:21):
It's it's gotta be messaging. It can't be the thing
that they're saying. It has to be how they're saying it.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
I just think it's funny that essentially what they're saying
is like, look, you can talk about whatever you want.
We just think, could we really make Middle America more
open your ideas if you sprinkled a few slurs and yeah,
like that or some F bombs.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
I mean a lot of these terms just think sound
like things that wealthy people who are in control, if
things are tired of hearing about is.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
What it sounds like.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Yeah, okay, and I mean some of it, like stakeholders,
I wouldn't mind if people stopped saying stakeholders all the time.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
But like, you know, I think the only thing my
friends are talking about.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Stakeholders, stakehold that's like business speak. Yeah, yeah, that's like
CEO talk.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Here are some of the terms, Okay, privilege violence as
in environmental violence dialogue, just like the things that they
have that they're being accused of triggering othering, microaggression, holding space,
body shaming, subverting norms.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
What subverting norms.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Systems, systems of oppression?

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Culture about that.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Dude, cultural appropriation.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
We gotta shop the overtin window.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Existential threads to the climate, democracy, economy, radical transparency, stakeholders,
the unhoused, food insecurity, housing insecurity people, person who immigrated,
birthing person cisgender dead naming, heteronormative patriarchy, lgbt q I
A plus bipoc allyeship, incarcerated people, involuntary confinement. That's just

(35:02):
a that's just a little sample of what they're they're
talking about. Like it sounds like also a lot of
these things are tied to, you know, societal ills that
we're trying to direct.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Yeah, I think that that's like part of my issue
is like is it. Is it that they don't like
the word usage or they just like stop talking about
LGBTQ issues and BIPOC people. You know, right, it depends
on your flavor, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Like this is one of the third way executives said,
quote we are doing our best to get Democrats to
talk like normal people and stop talking like they're leading
a seminar at Antioch.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Right.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
We think language is one of the more of the
central problems we face with normy voters signaling that we
are out of touch with how they live, think, and talk. Okay,
first of all, they offer no alternate options.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
For how to speaking.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Yea, so what are you fucking saying?

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Also, let's be more direct and actually address the problems
that are facing these things. Maybe I could get behind
that and let's just use normal words to do it.
Because I do think like in some way, in the
same way we talk about like obscure language being used
to like make it so that economic shit is like
confusing and you can't understand what's going on, I do
feel like sometimes people use like obscure language to academics, Yeah, yeah,

(36:11):
academic things, academic language to address these things that are
actually like problems that they don't plan on addressing.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it seems like basically what they're asking
for is instead of saying the unhoused have food insecurity,
you should say bums be hungy. Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
It's truly like they like they're basically freaked out by
people saying trans people deserve rights and like that we
stopped again calling unhoused people bums and hobos or some shit, right,
And I look, I agree there is something cringe about
hearing certain democrats evoke kind of like this language. But
it's not because like I don't think this is a uh,

(36:48):
this isn't a vernacular issue. Okay, this is like a
fucking authenticity issue because when the people bring stuff up
like food insecurity or inequality, housing inequality, I think the
fact that they like they're not even putting forward policies
that even remotely address these things, Yeah, it just sounds hollow.
So more than that, people are like they say stuff
like Dud's bullshit. People are just tired of hearing them

(37:10):
say shit they don't actually follow through on because plenty
of people if you said we need, you know, we
need to make houses cheaper or address housing insecurity or food.
People are like, yeah, that's right, that's intersecting with my life.
And again, I think the times are in right now.
It calls for like a radical departure from the status quo,

(37:31):
which again is something this party is fatally committed to.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Yeah, I mean, it does feel like there is something
to the idea of like being like, you know, being
a little bit more relayable and how that you talk.
You know, like that's why like one of the reasons
people have Tim Walls so much is that like he
seems like a dude. But it's like it doesn't feel
like the purpose of this is that. It feels like
the purpose of this is just like stop stop talking
about trans rites.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
You know, like, yeah, well, what they're doing is because
you hear all the time the talk about quote, the
groups is how the establishment Democratic Party talks about They
talk about activism and they say the groups they're getting
up our ass about fucking not defending the environment or
climate degradation or you know, addressing unhoused people. It's like,

(38:11):
oh my gosh, they're so noisy. So this is basically
saying get rid of and these are all the groups.
The people who are talking about radical transparency in our government.
That's an activist group. There's an activist block talking about
systems of oppression. That's group talk cultural appropriate that I'm
tired of hearing from people of color about this. Let's
we don't like, let's exclude them, And that's how this reads.

(38:34):
It's not about actually addressing any of this shit. And
like with policy, because yeah, you can, I can totally
see how you can say, let's stop saying housing insecurity,
let's say affordable housing, or like, hey, let's make shit
cheaper to.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Talk about the randola insensitive?

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah right, And you know, like there's a tweet where
some centrist dem was like crying over the fact that
progressives had like a charismatic candidate in Zorn Mumdani and.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Like they're like, we're like, why can't we have someone
that captures the public's imagination like Zorin does, But for
centrism they said that ship like they do, and whenever
I think of his ideas, I'm like, wow, thanks for
painting a picture, dude. Yeah, wow, centrism fucking sucks and
that is not good. Yeah, like, hey, fuck with read

(39:22):
the fucking room. People aren't following Mamdani because he's like
Riz Khalifa out here just activating People's like, it's because
he's passionate about talking about fucking inequality and some of
the policy prescriptions, people can actually connect in their brains
to how it will affect their own lives.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Rather than being like, can we find somebody with the
suave charisma of Bernie Sanders.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (39:47):
It's just he just says the thing that people want
to be said.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Yeah, it doesn't matter how he fucking says it. He's
just saying the thing.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
There's just like there's even like another quote from one
of these think tank people where they're just like, you know,
like the so much of it. Essentially, like the way
to push back against Republicans is to first agree with
their flawed premise that they're putting out, to debate over,
agree with that, and then debate within that flawed premise

(40:18):
or that context with actually speaking truth to power, like
that's their whole thing. So like, for example, the federal
siege of DC, they're like, well, we don't want people
are gonna get the idea that Democrats don't care about
crime if they're against what Trump is saying. Because Trump
is saying they're going in because of the crime. It's like,

(40:39):
but that's bullshit, that's not why you're there. Ye would
be very easy to point that out exactly. I would
say that they're shifting the Overton window. But I don't
want the democratic police to arrest me. It's so wild too.
It's like, yeah, we're gonna police speech as a way
to yeah, right, recapture our voice. That's more realistic in line,
It's like, do they really think too that people who
don't live in like metropolitan areas or like larger cities

(41:03):
aren't being affected by things like housing insecurity or food
insecurity like that, Like that's just city talk or some shit.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Joey, could you translate that for me?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Yeahs be hungy the boat.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Sorry, bo's be hung. That was a Republican thing now
actually I think, yeah, way are you running for Senate?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Because I could You've.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Got my boat.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
This guy tells it like it's just so fucking wild.
And again, like we talk all the time about crime,
it's like like conceding this idea or seeing this idea
like crime is just a thing like people of color
do in cities, rather than being like, you know, this
is like the result of having no financial recourse or
stability in your communities, like you have to resort to

(41:46):
like extra legal options to do things like that. That
that's one thing, but again that's a headier idea of
to wrap your head around, and I think that's what
they're also trying to like avoid.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Generally.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
It's like, we can't we can't just stop, we can't
keep explaining these kinds of things. Fine, but you can
still you can still espouse these same values in a
way that maybe doesn't sound as academic to just say,
like stop talking about this at all. I think just
really sort of reveals that their whole thing is like
we're trying to all progress here, we're trying to literally

(42:18):
need to go back to like nineteen eighty eight.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
You've had the charismatic people for centrism. You had you know,
Barack Obama. He was so charismatic, he used the language
of the left with like hope and change and you know,
just had the energy of somebody that was actually going
to change things. And then he laundered that energy into

(42:43):
fucking you know centrism that didn't go anywhere. So now
like it's it's like, you know, people who have had.
We've had that before, and now we're inoculated against it
and it doesn't fucking work anymore. Yeah, So like that's
why there's no more like everybody lived through that. There's
like a major financial crisis. He swept to power with

(43:05):
like language of like hope and change, and like you know,
then proceeded to bail out big banks, and now people
are like kind of inoculated against that. So that there's
your fucking problem, and now you actually have to do
the fucking change and less less on the hope.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Yeah. I think I've got an answer to all of this,
and that's getting the endorsement of Megan McCain.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Triangulations if Megan McCain likes it, right, Megan McCain, Oh,
how hard do you think they're lobbying Barack Obama to
run again in the next election?

Speaker 1 (43:45):
I feel like just to be like all bets are off,
you know, Yeah, you can do it. Why don't you
do it?

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:52):
I feel like that's probably where we're headed. Like if
they have their way, obviously, I couldn't imagine.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
How do you think they're lobbying for Joe Biden to
run again? You got one term? You can get another one, saying.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
I'm just saying, with Obama as vice president, we look
into the future and Obama's your Manchurian candidate. If Biting
goes down, that you get Obama again.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Biden goes down.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Obama might have had two terms as president,
he said zero terms as vice president.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Thank you. Let's take a quick break and we'll be
right back. And we're back.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
We're back, man.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
And it's not just my favorite artists who are utilizing
AI tools to create great stuff on the internet. We
talked recently about those adorable fat cats having terrible things
happen to them in slide shows that are just ways
to you know, machines using their machine learning to juice

(45:05):
our human empathy out of us, like a you know,
milking machine in a in a milking factory, a fake
calf mouth milking factory. It's just a dairy milking factory.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
That's what I call them.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Hell yeah, but what about religion and Evangelicas are getting
in on the act. They're using AI to recreate scenes
from the Bible, specifically the ones that lend themselves to
like having three hundred vibes. The one that I watched
was a scene from the Bible that I think I

(45:41):
was like vaguely familiar with. But it was one of
the many times that the people who like this is
in an era when God is like regularly talking to people,
like doing fucking miracles all over the place, speaking from
a cloud to people. And they're like, wait, I think
that was Kratos from God of War. Why of the

(46:04):
scenes is Kratos? They like, because all of these are
just recycled scenes from other movies and shit, right, But
so at this point in the in human history, according
to the Bible, everyone's like, ah, yeah, there's like a
powerful booming voice coming from the sky and like bush

(46:25):
is bursting into flame when that talk to us. But
I think I'm gonna go with this guy who's like
got a golden bull over here. I think that's what
we're gonna worship. So it's another one of those situations
and they're like, all right, here's the deal. I'm a
real prophet, you're the guy with the golden bull. We're

(46:46):
going to do a contest where like we both slaughter
a bull, and if your bull burst into flames, your
God's the real one. If my bull burst into flames,
my God's the real one, which seems like kind of arbitry.
It seems like a thing where you'd be like, wait,
do you have like some bull that bursts into flames something.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Well, it's a total it's it's not it's not a
Goosta bull.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
This isn't ye.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
I feel like I feel like a bull is goose.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
If I was there, I would have just stuffed my
bullet dynamite as a bit. Oh yeah, yeah, that thing
it's not just going to burst into flames. It's gonna
blow up.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
We're gonna blow up, dude. And then we got kababs.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
So back then God was way less subtle than God
is now. Like now, God's the evidence of God. If
you talk to people who like are really into God,
or like a sunset man, look at the beauty of
that sunset. That's God's work. Back then, they did a
contest and God h literally just like dropped a straight

(47:46):
up fire tornado out of the sky onto the bull.
That was like yep, he was like, fire will the
bull will catch on fire? And God was like and yeah,
so really easy to have faith in those circumstances. But
that's one of the stories that they tell us with
the help of AI. Some theologians are concerned because the

(48:10):
company doing it is talking about doing a entire marvel
cinematic universe of the Bible.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Hell yeah, when Moses shows up, what we can't wait?
It really gets good after Moses.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
And yeah, you know Iron Man will be appearing every
once in a while.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
But that's you know, not an artistic license. Yeah, not
on purpose, not on purpose. That's just they're training it
off of, you know, an Avengers movie. You know, they
don't know how to remove that.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
You know, when Christ emerged from the portals against Stanos
after the third day after the Crucifixion, You're like, wait,
what I mean?

Speaker 3 (48:47):
That would be sick.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
There is a screen cap of Jesus on a golden throne.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
I think this must be Jesus, okay, on a.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Golden throne in a like half toga, just fucking shredded.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
It looks like fucking the rock in that fucking Smashing
Machine trailer.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Yeah. One thing I absolutely love about this photo is
that if you look at it, Jesus does not have
a seat on the throne. No, so he's just holding
a squat for all eternity.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
That's what toilets were back then man, hell you just
like kind of squatted in between two elbow rests.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Yeah. Yeah. Also, the people who are making this stuff,
they're very specific in this interview saying it's not slop.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Okay, yeah, it's not wow, it's telling a story.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
That has clearly been trained on a bunch of those
like Posts nine to eleven action movies that took place
in the Middle East. Yeah, right, you know, like where
everything's like yellow to establish that it's happening in the
Middle East, and like you know, there's like prayer calls
and like music that sounds like their interpretation of the

(49:54):
Middle East.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Yeah. So a couple of things about this. I love
that a lot of these videos are just cyberpunk for
no reason. It's like you'll cut to a shot of
a guy that's got like I don't know, like a
tricorder over his eyes or something like that. Also, like
skimming through one of them, there's a guy sleeping on
a bed with way too many pillows on his belly.
It's like that's not enough. That's that's clearly AI. There's

(50:17):
also in this article there's an AI video of Jesus
recording a podcast with the Easter Bunny and Jesus is
wearing a podcast headset over his crown of thorns.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Yeah, you would speak way too crinkly for your audio.
I mean, look, we're wearing crowns of thorns and it's
like we make it work, but Jesus out of fire
in that picture.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
It's like I get that, Like there's you can pretend
you're trying to do this for like some kind of
Christian motivation, but clearly that they're just fully in the
AI slop for profit like field here, like you're hoping
they're going to make a ton of money because like
do they honestly for a second, if their aims are sincere,
are you going to be compelled to become a Christian

(50:59):
because you saw a I with a fucking like janky
final fantasy broadsword fighter dragon that you pro maybe saw
from Game of Thrones? I guess, oh well, I'm actually
very easily switched hold on religion.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Is this?

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Yeah, I'm being baptized right now.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
It's the whole like get them in the door thing
that I feel like is also the logic behind every
Christian rock band or you know, like when when people
are like, yeah, I play in my band of my church.
We're actually like, not like that sounds you know, it's
not organs and stuff. I actually play an electric guitar.

(51:34):
It's just like, uh huh yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
When you all were kids and you like trick or treated,
did you ever get those like comics scrips from some
houses or they'd be like, we don't have candy, but
we have a comic book for you, and the front
page would say like good news on it or something
like that, and then be just a comic where like
Jesus is saving a bunch of kids or.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Something like, oh no, I've gotten those like outside of
sporting events and stuff.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like this, this feels like it's the
This is the of a modern equivalent of that for sure.
Oh god right.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
They're like, hey, yeah, we'll like tracts or something. They're
like a comic book. I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Yeah, and they'd be like you love comic books. Here's
a comic book. And then it's like it's just like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Oh you ate candy. Good luck fucker being down there
was Satan bitch. You're like, is this I just asked
if they had kid cat.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
All I'm saying is that the democratic establishment talked more
like that people would be voting for them, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
They need democracy to start calling kids bitches more, man,
I mean that would make me for the more.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Out here.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
That would work somehow. You're like, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
I mean, yeah, them bitches were tripping.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Doesn't leave a lot of room for the U turn
the other cheek type cuck stuff that Jesus was always talking.
So I'm assuming this will like kind of whittle down
the message of Christianity one that has more to do
with just like prosperity and violently defeating your enemies out

(53:08):
It seems like it was kind of thoughts to the point, Yeah,
I want to see a buff Jesus kill a dragon
with a bazooka, right, I mean, yes, hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Oh man, I can't wait till they get to marry Magdalen.
What they slopped us to to Mary Magdalene.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
You could actually find that stuff already on.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
If you're interested in Jesus and Mary Magdaleny, you go
on a couple websites you can't access in the state
of Florida.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Joey, such a pleasure having you as always on the
daily zeit Geist. Where can people find you? Follow you
all that good stuff.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Yeah, thanks for so much for having me. I always
love you know, chatting with y'all in the zeigang and
all that. You can find me on Instagram and threads
at Joey Cliff with five or six eyes because a
twelve year old took Joey Cliff with one eye and
I just have to deal. Also, I've said that for
so long. He's probably like twenty right now, so I
can probably just fight.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Well, yeah, that's what I'm gonna say, Emily, Joey, we could.
Let's let's find them.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Yeah, we should just find for to Like you guys,
one of you slaughters a bull, the other one slaughters
and bull. You see which one versus.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
I'm just asking for an idea trade and by that
I mean give me my handle please shit back, and
then you can find me on a blue sky TikTok
and x slash Twitter at Joey Tainment, and you can
watch gond Native at Godnative dot tv. And then a
couple of things I definitely wanted to shout out and promote.
Got an animated short film called Pow that's currently going
through the film festival circuit. It's a really cool film

(54:33):
about a young naive kid trying to find a place
to charge their video game console oft pow Wow. It's
kind of like Reservation Dogs meets Looney Tunes and we're
winning a bunch of awards. It'll be online soon, so
if you follow me on socials, you'll find out how
to watch that. And then I'm really excited about this.
September twenty fourth, I'm a writer on a show called
Rubbling Crew, which is in the Greater Paw Patrol Universe.
We're introducing the first native character in the history of

(54:54):
the Paw Patrol universe on the show Rubbling Crew September
twenty fourth, watched on Nickelodeon. I'm really excited about that
and that album.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
That was my favorite of the Patrol.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
Yeah, he's a dog. He's a dog who works in
a construction company and Rubbling cruise. What if you had
a construction company with his whole family. You know, it's very,
very fun. And listen to the Daily's Eye, guys, this
is a fantastic Oh my god, And don't use any
of those forty five words the Democrats say it's bad.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Do not read.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
I will always say existential threat. I will never stop
saying existential threat.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Wonderful. So those are the works of media that you've
been enjoying. I'm assuming anything else you want to shout out.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Yeah, okay, so a work of media that I've really
been enjoying. Okay. So there's a Twitter account slash x
far Side Fix that just posts old far side comics
and they posted one that I really love. It's from
November twenty fourth, nineteen eighty two, and it's a picture
of like a lady opening up the kind of dog
food and then there are two hungry dogs behind her

(55:55):
that are going.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Oh boy, it's dog food again.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Very funny. Also, quick story, So I went to the
same college as Gary Larson. He's an alumni of WSU.
And after he graduated, you know, years and years before me,
after I graduated, I emailed his publisher basically to say like, hey,
I'd love to just like let him know that he's
a big reason that I want to pursue comedy. I'd
love to, you know, get on a zoom with him
or just you know, send him a thank you. And

(56:20):
they got back to me immediately and then said Gary
Larson would have no interest in that interaction.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Thanks man.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Cool it wasn't it. Thanks, it was just Gary Larson
does not care.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Holy shit, Gary Larson does not care about this interaction
all right, Well, shout out to Gary Larson. He doesn't
want people to find out that he has a tiny
head and a giant body all those characters. Miles where
can people find you as their working media?

Speaker 2 (56:47):
You've been enjoying me everywhere at Miles of Gray.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
We're back with four to twenty day fiance talking ninety
day fiance Sophia and I so check that out.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
And yeah, what else something I like? Yes, here's one
as somebody who is about to have school photos day
for their little one at siege on dot online on Blueskypeusta. Yeah,
I love to gamble pay at one hundred dollars for
a school photo package and hope my kid remembers to
look normal.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Uh. And then I've gotten some of the wildest like
one time my kid just you looked like the part
and Airplane where the guy's like bad day to quit
sniffing glue. Like he was just like looks so fucking
high and like his hair was like going in all
these different directions. It was incredible work by him.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Is that the one you used for the yearbook.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
I wish I wish they actually were willing to they
have like retake days because sometimes they fucked things up
so bad and they were like, yeah, man, this one's
on us. Well again at the preschool my kid goes to,
they they did two looks for him, because one was
like he looked like like like an apostle of the

(58:08):
Unibomber or something wacky hair and he has this looker
he's like and then he's like very normal yeah, and
we're like, but her Mazin and I were like, we
like the Unibomber.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
One we kind of like, that's where it's at. And
another one I like.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Is at l e y a w n lee yon
dot be.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Scotot Social posted curb episode where Larry gets dragged to
a birthday party for a guy he doesn't know and
decides to write something funny in the Guest Book. Cut
to present day, Larry's at home watching the Evening News.
Comedian Larry David wrote, happy birthday, I know your little Secret.
In Jeffrey Epstein's book.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Uh Borkmedia, I've been enjoying Molly Knight on Blue Sky,
Molly k and I G H T wrote what a
humiliating way for Don Junior to find out his dad
sends birthday cards, which I thought was fucked up.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Damn to imagine.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
You can find me on Blue Sky at Jack ob
the Number One. You can find me on Twitter at
Jack Underscore O'Brien. You can find us on Twitter and
Blue Sky at Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the Daily Zeitgeist.
On Instagram. You can go to the description of this
episode wherever you're listening to it, and there at the
bottom you will find the foot Nope no, which is

(59:25):
where we link off to the information that we talked
about in today's episode. We also like to link off
to a song that we think you might enjoy. Hey, Miles,
is there a song that you think the people like?

Speaker 3 (59:34):
A song called Golden Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
I don't know if you guys have fucking heard, but
you know, I guess they say labor days like the
last day of summer. But there's also I'm a big
Kevin Parker tament polo fan, and he's got a new
album on its way out. It's called Deadbeat. It's not
out yet. I think it comes out in October, but
one of the first singles off that is called End
of Summer. And if you liked him and Paula like you'll,

(01:00:00):
definitely you'll. It's got that sort of Kevin Parker aesthetic,
but it sounds like this.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Album is more dancy a little bit. It was just
a fun track to listen to. So this is Tame
and Paula End of Summer. Check it out, all right.
We will link off to that in the footnote for
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Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
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