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Speaker 1 (00:02):
So how about that cold open? Huh?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh fuck, we need a cold open.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Let's see complaining about technology not so good? That's not appealing.
Did anyone else this was going to be my underrated
But I'll figure something else out unless this is just
bad what I'm about to say. I got twenty five
pounds of hatch chilis on Saturday. I went to a
(00:29):
Gelson's in Lakanyata at eight am, which.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Was asking if anybody else did that. Anyone else was
going to be head chilies.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
My underrated was going to be waking up way too
early to get twenty five pounds of peppers and then
inadvertently pepper spraying myself and my dog by carrying around
It was actually fifty pounds.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I picked up twenty five pounds. He needs so many chilies?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I don't obviously, it's just hatch chili season.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's chili season, and.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
That's chili season.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's like Andrew's equivalent of Game seven.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
It's a little hard to explain, but basically I bought
a box of hatch chilies, you know, a full fucking
farmer's box or whatever, and twenty five pounds divided up
amongst three people.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
They roast them in the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
And then I turned into like a little little Walter
White with gloves and like my like kitchen scale portioning
out like bagging up chili's for my connect or for
my fucking clients.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
And then you inadvertently like had a like the equivalent
of a meth den explosion.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Well, no, that was on the way back. Like basically,
I had fifty pounds of chili the windows down and
chili's went yeah everywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
But no, I like left them in the trunk and
I went and got breakfast and left my dog in there.
And she came back and was just like sneezing like
a motherfucker. Because in retrospect it makes sense and it
was only like two minutes.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
She's fine.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
But which ones are the Hatch Chilies. I'm like not
a food person, so like, are are they the ones
responsible for?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Uh No, it's a lot of it's it's like a
regional I think New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
It's in Hatch, New Mexico.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, and they're just like sort of there's a short season.
The harvest season is like August basically, and I think
they're sort of expanding a new Mexican cultural thing. I
think in New Mexico every grocery store has a guy
or maybe four guys. Always guys, it seems like, who
(02:48):
have like a big drum roaster that looks like the
kind of thing that you pull like the powerball out
of the roaster is made of mesh. It's like a
big mesh cylinder and it's just turning over a fire
with chili's in it, and they just kind of like
roast them.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
And oh, kind of like what you would like do
nuts in or something.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, exactly like chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, but it's like sort of like, you know, four
Mega Dudes. They have a real maga dude vibe. They're
probably fine, but maybe not so.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Their company is called four Megade four Mega Dudes.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Roasted up Chili for Mega Dudes, Buy Mega Dudes. Yeah,
it's fubu for white peoplea mega Mega. Hello the Internet,
and welcome to this week trend edition of Dirt Alies
(03:46):
Like Guys. Yeah yeah ah, and it's Prection Heart Radios podcast.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
We take a deep dive into America shared consciousness and
this is the episode where we tell you what was
trending over the weekend, and my name is Jack O'Brien,
and over there sitting in for mister Miles Gray is
the wonderful one of our favorite guests, one of our
favorite co hosts.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
It's Andrews from the Oza phrase the podcast, and.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I am TV.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I'm so fucked up, man, I'm just like chilied out
as everyone heard.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
My life is just in shambles right now.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So fucked up on a Monday morning. Must be the chilies. Andrew,
it's great to great to have you back. You of
course put the T in TV as a TV writer producer.
It's I don't know, man, I am coming off of
a red eye. I'm on two hours of sleep. I'm
(04:50):
down to shore, came to my parents place down to shore,
and it's uh, it's not all. It's not all working
up top.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
So just I just realized I recognize Jack summer summer
recording setup, right right, Yeah, this is yeah, you're yeah,
everyone's everyone's on summer break. Everyone's on a little what
are we at like eighteen percent capacity? I'll explain why
I'm on low sleep.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Those damn hatch chilies.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
It's not the damn hatch chilies I had.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I had kum quats at midnight, and then I couldn't
sleep till two a m.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Wait, really is this gonna is this tie into your underrated.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
No, this is this is just this is just in
my brain.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I have a new new Andrew weakness unlocked midnight snack
cum quats. Apparently just those those are going to keep
you up because the tart I did not realize. Yeah
that the astringency just just messed me up. Anyway, We're
fucking doing great, right, Jack.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You took a red eye voluntarily?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I did. I had like there were like children's things
that like they needed to be at, you know, my kids,
and so we and then I needed to be here
for this recording, and so we did a red eye
and it was airlines. I don't know, maybe be leep
that out where the seats don't move backwards at all,
(06:22):
like not at all, like not even it's ninety degrees
and like both both temperature but also like the angle
of the seat is just straight up and down.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, you're like you're like needing, just like you need
to sleep like a marine, like right, you're supposed to
just be like.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, I was. I was assembling and disassembling a gun
in my sleep as I was sitting there. That's you
gotta stay sharp. But yeah, I had put entirely too
much trust in a neck pillow that I had read
works and neck pillows. Uh, maybe I'll get into that.
Am I overrated because I don't really have an overrated
(07:02):
But this is of course the episode where we tell
you what was trending over the weekend. We also let
you get to know us a little bit better by
giving some underrated and overrateds from our lives. We, of course,
in our regular episodes, let the guests tell us what
they think is overrated and underrated. Andrew, is there something
that you think is underrated?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Here's a pivot from my original underrated, but it's still
still from the same grocery store visit.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Which is.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Keeping that or at least trying to keep that, like
crazy ass basil that isn't really supposed to live alive
from the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Oh, the one that comes in a little potted plant.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah, the little potted plant, which I just on a
whim was like, you shall live.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I bought one.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I made pesto the other day, and I was like,
I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Try to keep you alive.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Wow, I'm I'm like a real you know, role got
a black thumb right here. I never keep a plant alive,
but I have gotten so much like baby's first gardening equipment,
like in the last week.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
An actual fisher tool.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yeah, I mean genuinely, they might as well be. It's
also because it's very small. I'm literally keeping I repotted
the basil plant, or the several basil plants.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I guess that's the first lesson.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Anyway, I don't know what I'm doing, and I'm making
a ton of mistakes, but I think I'm just gonna
attempt to keep this MFR alive for no. I guess
it was because the pesto was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, hell yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I don't want to do.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Pesto anyway, Yeah, keep that thing alive. All the advice
on the internet is that the container it comes in
is greatly insufficient.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You need like so much more.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
It's small, so much it's a tea spoon of soil
that they.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
So it's basically like the factory farming of cultivating basil.
It's like, you know, if if it were in any
way sentient, it would be like borderline cruelty conditions.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Right, yeah, it's one of those things. Like it's when
I when I was research and getting a turtle for
my seven year old and like my friends who have turtles, Okay,
I have a friend who has turtles. I was trying
to trying to flex, like I got many friends with turtles.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
My friend wholes is a little rat that knows njitsu.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
That's he keeps many of them.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yeah. He was like, yeah, you just like use that.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Uh you know, you use a normal sized fish aquarium
and the turtles happy. Then you do research and it's
like you need to convert one of the rooms in
your house to have enough room for the turtle. If
you if you want to have a turtle, like you
need a full on you need to start digging up
your backyard if you want a turtle to live comfortably.
(10:06):
Like that sounds like what's going like Brian briand the
editor was like, you gotta repot those immediately in the
actual ground. Uh yeah, and you gotta have at least
an acre man for the basil to be to really
not expand it's not even close.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Wait why turtles, I will say, I mean because turtles
and parrots are famously like treated as like cheap maybe
nearly disposable pets, but under the right conditions can live
for like fucking forever.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, they're lifely they will outlive you. It's so it's.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Like it's almost like by design, those like grocery store
turtles are meant to be murdered, right, whatever happens, their
life is going to be way shorter than if people
weren't around.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Right, Yeah, yeah, exactly. Also another note from Brian the editor.
He went to see the Gun movie over the weekend
and ran the editor. You may have heard him on
the podcast before listeners. It's not one who gives glowing
recommendations very often.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, this was glowing.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I have yet to see it, and I still know
it's a glowing wreck. And also, I mean this is
just you know, holding the tin cop out for you know,
all the people in the entertainment industry, but specifically the comedy.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Somebody, Yes, comedy is really really tow. So yeah, we
really need it.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
If everyone listening could go see this movie, I don't know,
seven or eight times I have no personal stake in.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
This, but I have none either. The only reason I
didn't I actually had a window where I could have
seen a movie over the weekend. Immediately felt guilty about
having that windows.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Like, what, yeah, you need to be doing something in time,
but I standing up to exactly.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
But I didn't go see Naked Gun because I'm going
to see it this week with my mom and I
The hardest I remember laughed at a movie was like
when I was eight or so and saw Naked Gun
with my mom and was and so I was like, Mom,
we got to hit this Naked Gun.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah, this is going. Okay, here's a question. Here's an
actual question. I haven't even looked at the rating. I
assume it's PG thirteen. I just rem is it our okay?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I think because all the reviews are like this is
the you know, biggest or all the all the.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
But even though checking on.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
The Baffo box office report and they're saying that this
is it is doing well for an R rated comedy.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Even but even the like original from the seventies, eighties, eighties,
I guess eighties, Yeah, ladies seems wildly inappropriate for kids,
if I recall, I think it was our all, so yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I just you know it was it was a different
time people were Yeah, that one was PG thirteen.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
It was, but it was from the era, right airplane.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
I remember seeing the non TV cut version and I
was like, oh, there's just random boobs in this. This
is like a real like you know, it's it's from
the seventies. It's from the era where you could plausibly
have Playboy for the articles and also for the boobies.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
That's right, Yeah, exactly. They just slid them in there
wherever they could, wherever they could get them. Also, middle
aged white men were in charge of everything.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
So yeah, there, thank god that's changed exactly.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
We're gonna want to see those I think in this
otherwise children's comedy.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Like a silly a silly movie that's mostly pun based jokes,
but also yeah, like just enough nuded to give you.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
That's right, that's right, like right off the bat too.
I think there's just like, uh, a topless woman in
the opening credits. Anyways, my underrated animals on trampolines might
have something to do with my sleep deprivation. I've there's
(14:22):
no shortage of clips of animals on trampolines. I've long
been a fan of bears in hammocks. Are you familiar
with these? Have you seen the bears in hammocks.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I mean, I don't know if there's an iconic one,
but I feel like i've seen it in general.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, there's I've seen some pretty iconic ones like that.
Just really like in terms of like that they're actual
physical comedy performances because they're really expressing the weirdness of
being in a hammock for the first time, like the
sort of like mixture of like comfort and chilling while
(14:57):
also feeling incredibly unsteady.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
A type of precariousness that I think hammock has to be,
like just like the perfect personality test, Like if you
are able to, like, the amount you are able to
relax in a hammock is exactly how relaxed you are
as a human being.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Right, Because it's like Catherine you saying, all animals on
trampolines are AI.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Just the ones that are going around the internet right now,
the bunnies and the bear are AI. Unfortunately, Oh no, no,
I've been I've been had.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Wait the raccoons also, oh yuess that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
All right, Well, then I'm going with bears on hammocks
because those pre date AI and they fucking roll. I
highly recommend.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Can I just say that should be I guess it's
like I was gonna say, that should be the centerpiece
of every hammock company's advertising campaign.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Is this thing can hold a fucking bear.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Right, except when it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
The fact that even can kind of hold a bear?
How much is a bear? Way right? Six times the
biggest human five?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
They really got my ass with us with these raccoons
on trampolines. All right, so we're going bears. We're going
bears and hammocks. Sorry, fuck fuck the raccoons on trampolines
for all the for all the listeners.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
I did see just the pilot light go out in
Jack's eyes a.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Little bit just now, and it was already it was
already on dim.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
That's right. It's this is going to be a tough
next thirty minutes. Guys, after learning that those are those
are AI, guess.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
That makes sense, Listen. I mean to the extent that
you want to be hardened, even though the like.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Drawing of it is, you know, getting good enough that
it can be you know, it could fool a human
being on two hours sleep. The important thing really is that,
like I you know, because it's like as as AI's
like output fidelity is improving. You know, We're starting to
(17:13):
get to the point where it's like, oh, ken, this
do creative work. And I think the thing that is
helpful is that it can like repeat things, but it's
not generating new things. And thankfully the people who are
really into it have no actual like imagination. So I
guess for what it's worth different animals being on trampolines
(17:36):
is sort of the extent of where this is going
to go.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah, it turns out that this is just an easy
thing to fake with AI. I was like, man, suddenly
everybody's shown all these videos raccoons have discovered. I was like,
they must have gotten the word out in the forest.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
It's the value of like an original thing. So listen,
the next weird animal thing you'll be delighted by because
exactly will be a novelty to it, and then it
will be copied by AI.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
It makes the bears and Hammock videos all the more
wonderful in retrospect, and said, now someone's gonna be like
those are also AI, bro, but those have been around
for like over a decade. Uh So this is my
pitch based on animals getting to enjoy the stuff that
we do is I feel like we need to have
(18:25):
a day where wild animals get to take over a
water park because I'm absolutely certain that bears would enjoy
the shit out of a water slide.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
You know, this is like your villain origin story, like
you're here to wipe out humanity because you just want
to see what it would look.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Like if a bear got on a water slide.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Because yeah, that's well, because they do break in and
like enjoy people's pools, like you know, take a bath
during the summer. Take store.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I've ever told a story on the on the pod.
There was one time, and this was this was sort
of like many years ago now, but it was in
the like, you know, the city of Detroit really the
the sort of like industrial blight and the you know,
sort of contraction of the city was really setting in.
But I'm from Michigan. I went to a high school
(19:15):
friend's wedding and basically the the ceremony and the reception
were i don't know, pab four or five blocks apart
through like a you know, just a sort of like
at the time relatively abandoned part of downtown Detroit.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
The barbarian Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah, it was well, it was weirder than that because
we were walking and little little drunk. We're in our
I don't know, twenties probably, and walking down the street.
On one side of the road is a now abandoned bank.
It looks like I think, I think it was like
a bank, you know, it felt like a like a
city bank that had just been given up on. And
I saw a deer in a cubicle and it looked
(19:56):
me right in the eyes and it's I think I
will never forget.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
And it was crazy, and.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
It was just like, yeah, even in the fucking apocalypse,
sometimes you still got to like check it to your
shitty clock it at your shitty day job.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Was he sitting at a desk being like doing a
dumb typing gesture like, oh look at me.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
It did say you you're you're a mindless drone, but
this is you.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, uh, Andrew, What is something you think is overrated?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Oh my god, I was gonna say, actually, overrated speaking
of naked gun is not watching comedies in the theater.
It's really fun to laugh with a bunch of people.
This is why, for instance, I hate comedy clubs, but
I know people love comedy.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Clubs, just you know, if you'll go to a comedy club.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
To watch a stand up do a routine you've probably
already seen, or some crowd work that it's like, you know,
you're there because it's fun to be in a crowd
of people laughing and yeah the new Naked gone. But
in general, just like comedies, there's comedies out there. It's
fun to be in a theater. Go go do that
because I know you would all rather watch it on
(21:16):
on your.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Netflix is yeah, go do it yea, or get a
leak and then charge people money to come do it
watch it in your little No, actually we can't real Yeah, yeah,
that's probably not good.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Just just like you know, get on your neighborhood, hang
up a white sheet and a projector and get all
the kids. I do like, I like a Gorilla cinema,
but it has to be like Little Rascal style.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah the best, you know. Uh huh, all right, my overrated.
Let's see, I've got a bunch of like ones that
don't really make sense that I came up with this morning,
like what you have at the all right, an that
don't mean shit? Yeah yeah, well all right, I don't
(22:04):
even know if this is an acronym also, but my
son is into military history. Don't ask me how he
got there. He's just like real into uh.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
You know, I mean listen, I like the Oceans has
like a like three generations ago red flag, like exactly.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Right, like this red flag runs deep.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah. Oh oh.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
The guy that really loves, you know, really loving military
history is like one step away from like, do you
want to see my Nazi plate? But yeah, that's good.
It's so it's so charmingly quaint. It's like what someone
from the fifties would have.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I know, It's it's weird. It's like he went from
Star Wars into like real wars.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
But he's nice.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
He's nice about like he knows the Nazis the bad guys,
but he did. He had been asking me what D
Day stood for, and I was just telling him Demolition
Day for a long time because.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I didn't want to look it up.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
And then I found out it stands for the D
stands for day, So it's day day. That's so numb.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Wait, so like as in like this is the day right,
like we're doing it.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
It's like a long standing military thing to use D
for like the big day. But they just called it
D Day because they're they're bad at naming stuff. I
guess that's very not an acronym.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
It's just uh.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Brian healthfully pointed out that's not an acronym, it's initialisms.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Do you know what what isn't?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I mean, this is this is our wheelhouse. I feel
the like.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
I guess it was like not uh strictly a hip
hop thing, but you know, creating acronyms in the nineties.
I mean, I guess Junior Mafia is my favorite example.
I'm trying to It's like masters at finding something.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Oh where they like make one up.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
You can tell that they've like backed into it somehow.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, yeah, I remember that. Yes, weird.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
There's this song that closed Jesus Liquid Swords album Basic
Instructions Before Leaving Earth. Yeah, or I mean, which was
the less successful sequel to uh Cream Casuals Everything Around Me,
which that that one works pretty well?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I did. I came up with one. Oh, wait here
we go.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Junior Mafia was masters at finding intelligent attitudes. It's all
just very like middle school teacher, like exactly.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
That sounds like something they said was what it stood
for too middle school teacher.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Yeah, yeah, exactly what do you what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
We shouldn't call ourselves junior Mafia. It stands for uh
masters at finding positive attitudes.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
I really liked like off the cream Era. For some reason,
my friends and I came up with milk m I
LC money is like cash.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Money is like cash. You guys were dead right about that.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Yeah, actually we were as wrong as possible. Cash is
cash is nothing. WU Tag and us were wrong about
what cash is. We of course should have been talking
about cryptocurrency credit.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, even better.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
It's actually a pretty easy transition. Also, I also have
another day Day, which I think that is Ryan asked
if that's Day Day from Friday too, which I think
there might have been a character named Day Day. I
was also like, I think this is the inverse of
being fooled by AI. Because there's a Smurf ad in
(26:08):
Los Angeles. One of the they have like these ads
that were like, you know, smurfet and like with a
Quippi line, and one of them was the Nerdy Smurf
and it said talk nerdy to me. But somebody had
altered the poster to make it look like it looked
like the Nerdy Smurf was covered in cum and like
(26:29):
his white hat was just a glob of com and
I thought that was real ad and I was like, well,
that's a weird one. I should bring that up on
Overrated and then uh yeah, I looked it up and
he does not in the original ad appear to be
covered in come.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
This is listen. This is why street art.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Rules exactly got my ass. Hopefully didn't use AI, but
maybe they did. Impossible to say, all, right, back on
the rails, we can start the show. Well, exactly, We'll
be right back and we're back. We've got big news
(27:18):
to report. The super producer Catherine has located a TikTok
that appears to be an actual coyote discovering an actual trampoline.
Uh doesn't. It doesn't follow the same pattern that all
the other ones do where they immediately like know exactly
how to jump on it. But it does have that
like I was saying with the bear and the hammock.
(27:41):
It gives you you can witness them experiencing the weirdness
of a trampoline for the first time, where the what
the fuck.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
You know what probably is like the best indicator of
like whether something like that is AI is like, especially
because AI is like needs to be like short and efficient,
and it's designed for probably TikToker intro.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
It's there.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
There's no like wobble ever, there's no.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Like false start. It's just like you go. It goes
in and does the.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Things in and they immediately know how to like see
each other and ship. Yeah, all right, we will put
the link to the actual animal on trampoline and one
of the actual bears on Hammocks in the show. Notes notes,
all right, onto the news, and this is important. This
(28:37):
is this is kind of like the episode we recorded
on January sixth, like as January six was still happening,
because it's still too early to tell. On the Sydney
Sweeney stuff, people are reposting clips from four years ago
of her crying and being like I didn't like, why
are you being mean to me? And being like she's
saying this about the Republican thing. What we do know
(29:00):
is that Donald Trump thinks that he has confirmation that
Sidney Sweeney is a registered Republican and is this is
I think this is like genuinely working, Like I think
this is going to be the thing that allows them
to move on from the Epstein thing. It's them being
(29:21):
like everybody hates Sidney Sweeney's boobs, we love them, and
you're too mean to Sidney Sweeney. It's amazing to me
that like on the front page of the Drug Report,
like five days later, it's still like a picture of
Sidney Sweeney being like mega hero. It's just like, yeah,
(29:43):
all right, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
I guess I was like, I mean, she just listen,
maybe I'm just distrusting of all rich white people. She
just seemed like the most obvious Republican I've ever seen
in my life.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Am I fucking crazy?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I don't know. I don't know enough about her to
like get.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
I guess yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I guess she's from Florida Fair.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
But I'm just like and it's like, oh, don't you
know I had a bunch of people in mega hats
at my party, Like, don't.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
They were doing bits?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yeah, exactly, the fake mega hat fake up. Anyways, We're
obviously going to be staying on top of this further
reporting as the story develops, whether she's a she's a
registered Republican.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Or not, and whether it's wrong to hate her I suppose, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Exactly what, and whether anybody hates her, yeah, or anybody,
just like, I don't know, man, it was like a
weirdly worded ad that people should have thought twice about,
and that it's like a great example of white obliviousness.
That's all. Yeah, yeah, we're not saying she should be arrested.
(31:02):
I don't think. No, yeah, not yet, but that wait
a second, Yeah, we'll see what her public apology looks like.
But yeah, I don't know. It's I mean, you are
the expert, Yo, Is this racist? Is that? Is that
ad racist?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Andrew t the Great Jeans One.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
I mean, it's like I think that the thing is
it's like, no, but read like it's not like the
racist part of it.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
It's the like, hey, read the room.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
We're already in a white supremacist eugenics era, So it's
it's the thing that is racist is not having any
clue anywhere. People might be like, hey, not not the time.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Right, Yeah, all right, let's talk about nothing I like
more than kicking off a Monday morning episode on two hours. Yeah,
by tucking into a big isle of fluffy economic policy.
Usually conversations about the FED and jobs reports are above
(32:11):
my pay grade. I guess, like, just like I don't know,
too boring, Like it's just too boring. Yeah, I can't
the fed at a certain point, I'm just like, I
don't I don't care enough. And it feels like everybody
talking about this. It honestly feels like people talk about
the weather, where like it's there are just as many
people predicted or like sports, just as many people predicting
(32:31):
one thing as the other. Anyone who like appears to
be an expert will be wrong soon enough, Like it's
just people kind of being fooled by randomness for a living.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Yeah, but I think it's so like I mean, I guess.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
The other thing, though, is this is where the insidious
shit that has ruined our society is hiding.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yes, that's right.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I'm not saying that you specifically or any of us,
or I'll just go on a limb anyone on this zoom,
but right now should should know about this.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I'll see where you're going with us, let me see
where you're leading.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
I'm just saying we're all too dumb to understand this,
which is fine, but this is where they hide the
injustice or the root of the injustice.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Obviously the injustice is just out there.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, it feels but I know enough to feel like
this whole thing seems stacked to like be have a
lot of like functions to like take money and redistribute
it upwards. And then that's all disguised in a bunch
of not randomness, in a bunch of complexity. Right, So
(33:41):
like by design, it's like they want us to be like,
you're too dumb. Yeah I am, Like I am kind
of too dumb, Like I'm not gonna, yeah, learn all
this shit.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
I think it's well, right, what I mean though, it's
not that.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
You like we're too dumb to understand the concept that
trap I believe.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
As someone who doesn't really know, I suppose is.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
That what you're saying is the complexity the like education
and the specific type of education to like cut through
the jargon and the complexity that they present this stuff with.
That's the part that we're quote too dumb to understand.
But I honest I would also argue that's the part
that is the trap.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Like, yeah, it's the trap, and it makes you everybody
who speaks that language suddenly like no longer lives on
the same planet as made it feels, you know.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
But it's because they're describing like this is like pr right,
the jobs report doesn't really like like with the way
they use and present the statistics like the actual report, yes,
but with sorry, the actual numbers do mean something. The
report is weirdly and I'm sorry, I'll just like read
(34:55):
down a little bit in the document. I think Trump
isn't totally raw what he's like, the shit is propaganda, right.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
His solution of.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
It should be my propaganda is the But he's not
wrong that it's propaganda.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
I think it's Yeah, I think it's them doing some
best guessing, maybe some convenient best guessing at the current moment,
but I do I don't know.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
So well, so if I made the piece that feels
to me like it's propaganda, like any statistics, is that
like what you choose to emphasize and how you choose
to collate the you know, like group the bucket to
buckets together. Because I just remember, like near the end
of the Biden term, when you know, I don't know
the mechanism, you know, without being sinister, it doesn't have
(35:46):
to be a conspiracy.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
But like they were doing things like.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Treating new Uber drivers as new corporations because technically, since
they are independent contractors, a new uber driver is technically
a new boss that has been formed and a new
employee that has been created for that business, and that
books are really.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Bulls constantly, yea, in all sorts of different ways to
make it seem like people are doing better than there.
That's absolutely for sure.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
So, but electing to have that as a statistic, like
perhaps that was like you know, just like like it's
it's the old data model was insufficient to describe it.
But also on the face of it, if you're putting
this report out, you like you have to look at
that and be like, well, that's not a completely bullshit
measure of the economy and still put it out, which
(36:37):
is a you know, a propaganda an editorial choice, not
a math.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Choice, right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
So there's a ton of framing being done, a ton
of like context being supplied. So the big the reason
this is the story is Friday August first, the Bureau
of Labor Statistics re like redid the numbers for the
past like three months. Basically we're like, we got new
(37:03):
data and the numbers for the past three months are
worse than we thought they were. This is bad for Trump, Like,
this is kind of a tremendously inconvenient development for him,
because after the tariffs, everybody, all the economists were like,
this is probably gonna be bad for the economy and
(37:26):
for like jobs and like people who are like further down,
like the people who are going to feel this, or
like further down, you know, poor people who have like
you know, our our paycheck to paycheck. And then there
were a series of numbers released that were actually non disastrous,
and the New York Times and a bunch of people
(37:49):
were like, there was a New York Times article that
was like, the economy seems healthy. Were the warnings about
tariffs over blown? And like that's what that's been sort
of the consensus for the past three months. He did
the tariffs, these jobs reports and all the you know,
data and tea leaves that they read came in and
were like pretty normal and non disastrous, and they're like, Okay,
(38:13):
then maybe he knows what he's doing. Let's let Trump cook.
And then they were like, oh yeah, those initial tea
leaves were like guesses, and the numbers have actually now
come in and they're bad. Yeah, And it's kind of
in line with people who were like, this is going
(38:34):
to be a disaster because of the tariffs, and so
he was pissed. He was like, this is you know,
this person who made up this report is in the
tank for Biden. Harris and fired them. And so people
are now you know, nervous because they're like the you know,
(38:59):
we had the appearance of a objective, Like these people
were not political appointees who were collecting these numbers of
releasing them, right, They were you know, people who were
supposed to just be doing calling balls and strikes as
politicians love to talk about.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Whether they were doing that or not.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Like it it seems like before they were certainly keeping
in line with their like like we like you were
mentioning before, like under Biden, they released very positive numbers
and then like as the election approached they had to
be like ah, those numbers, you know, and like how
they pull them back. And now it seems like they're
(39:42):
doing the same thing again under Trump, where they're like
feel like the initial estimates are what the the existing
administration wants to hear, and then like once the actual
numbers come in, they have to revise them backward.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Right.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
I think the thing that Trump doesn't seem to understand
because why wood he is a fucking moron. Is like,
this is a bipartisan effort. But I just think he
doesn't understand that, like, given that the two parties are
the Democrats, a center right party, and the Republicans a
far right party, this is not like, this is not
(40:20):
like politically motivated in the way that he thinks it's
not politically motivated to make the more right wing party
seem look bad. They always overestimate, not always, but they
mostly overestimate the jobs report because their politics is really
just about making the market seem good. So the big
headline is always things are this higher number, and then the.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Revisions downwards are always quiet.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Like because it's just about perception, Like they don't actually
care about how many people have fucking jobs. They just
want a better headline given the data set. So it's
just like the data set with all of its estimates
is always high rolled, Like the headline is always high rolled,
and then the low roll comes in because that's closer
to reality.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Yeah, that seems like how they're already doing it. And
he's just like, you know, he could have just like
kind of quietly let there be some you know, troubling
headlines in the Economist in the Atlantic and instead he
fired the person and like drew attention to it. So
it might just be like part of this new thing
(41:29):
where he's you know, bad at crisis management, as we
saw with the Epstein case, Like he might be losing
his touch on that front. So yeah, there's gonna be
a lot of like confident people claiming they know what's
going to happen next. Nobody knows shit. Does seem like
literally everybody who is saying taris are going to not
(41:50):
work and hurt people seem to be like the numbers
that are coming in seem to be like leading in
that direction.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Yeah, it's just really like a matter of like all
he cares about and understands is the headlines.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
So like, I mean, listen, I know that.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Like weirdly, one of my stances has been like obviously
this is bad, but like we're not really thinking about
how little or like like things were so bad under
Biden and like like on any of these measures that
were like really screaming about like you know, fucking Trump
(42:28):
being a monster on like Biden and Obama deported a
ton of fucking people. Yes, so like, yeah, this is bad,
but we're really like hiding that it's not that much worse.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
It's not that much different than what we already have.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
It's the headlines are worse.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
But like and so I think, like, like, if Trump
wants a political studge, that's going to high roll the
like labor statistics, and then you know, I guess what
maybe won't happen is the downward revision.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Guess what want? Yeah, yeah, I do think like this.
The thing about Trump is he does ship that's so
obviously wrong that it makes it easy for me to
understand as somebody who like, you know, my brain turns
off when I hear people talking about the FED revising
interest rates lower, like you know, like I now know
(43:23):
what that means because of bullshit like this where he's
just like he brings a kindergartener's understanding to all this
ship and it makes it possible for me, a person
with the mind of a kindergartener, to understand.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
But that's the thing is, well, I I you know,
I think you're you're not giving yourself out of credit.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
All is exactly.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
All you have to have is the like the competency
of a second grader, and you're running laps around this
the fucking president.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Yeah, and that's kind of all it takes. That's right.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Let's uh, let's take a quick break. We'll come back
trying to find some bullshit to talk about that has
nothing to do with economics.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
We'll be right back. God, and we're back, and.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
I mean, we got a lot of shit to talk
about here. Trump did like he's mad at Charlemagne the
God right now?
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Did you see that? So it would but oh my god, what.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Yeah, just his statement is so wild because Charlemage the
Gods like statements are so middle of the road, like
just the most like CNN level to I'm like, wait,
is Charlemagne the God like running for president because he's
like I wouldn't give his presidency a good rating simply
because the least of us are still being impacted the worst.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
It's like very It's like, yeah, I feel like most.
But he's also like I would.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Say, running for president as like a fucking Republican, Like
it's not strong at.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
All, not strongly where yeah exactly, Like it's like Eric
Adams type shit, like anything that takes away medicaid from
people and will put people in a worse financial situation
than they were previously. I'm not for damn, and Trump
got very mad, like he's just he can't take you know, well, I.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Mean I think that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
It's like, no matter how like centrist or right wing,
the black person, he's like, Trump is a type of
racist that any criticism from a black person, he can't
can't do it. He cannot brook. Yeah, he cannot truck
with calls.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
So he responded calling Charlotte they got a low IQ individual.
He seemed to really like it is weird because again,
this is the sort of ship that's being said all
day every day. I think the thing that really pissed
him off is the Charlemagne the God gets to be
called the god and like he is like because he
(46:05):
specifically like opens his things say calling Charlemagne racist les bag,
which I don't like. Race was not mentioned at all
in the in the interview, uh racist Lee's bag, Charlemagne
the God? Why is he allowed to use the word
god when describing himself? Can anyone imagine the up war
there would be if I use that nickname, just kind
(46:25):
of floating that out there. He's a little a Q
individual racist. But yeah, I think he's mad, like what
he wants to be able to call himself the god.
He also claims to have ended five wars, including avoiding
(46:45):
war between India and Pakistan, despite the fact that India
has then like what he it really like gave me
a clear image of him, just like watching news channels
and any good news he spread it for and genuinely
believes it's like a w for him because it's these headlines.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
He didn't cause the bad thing to happen, so by inaction.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Right, by not getting involved somehow. Yeah, and then when
there's bad, just wrong idiots should have should have asked
me for help. Anyways. That's that's another Trump thing that
we don't need to do.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
You think much too, do you think his truth social posts?
I mean, they're they're written in a way, you know, God,
Now I'm going to repeat a thing that I'm hoping
is not merely apocryphal, but you know, like those like
when Nigerian scam emails were a popular thing, like the
thing that I've read that now I'm just.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
A rede a lot of money on those scams.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
We're not wrong, Yeah, exactly, Well you freed all those princes.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Is like they're written in a.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
Way that because they're they're they're like a mass you know,
essentially like a mass data collection, and they're really looking
for the true outliers and credulity and the people who
really do not understand what's going on. And so the
typos and all the weird phrasing actually is like, you know,
whether it was intentional or not, was like part of
(48:13):
the product because it like would filter out anyone that
would waste your time, anyone who like wasn't going to
send you money is not reading this.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
And I do think the way these truth social.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Posts, it's like like they're literally written in a way
that is like idiotic. And I do not, by the way,
I think this is intentional. I just think this is
like a byproduct of what's happening. But like anyone who
buys it is stupid enough to think Trump is a
good president.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
Right, And yeah, it's not like really it's genius. It's
just that's his accidentally being the right.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Time just filtered the right people, or I guess the
wrong people filtered the worst people into the bucket. But
it's like and and I guess our education system is
creating more of the worst people through its connection. But exactly,
it's just like it's it's it's the thing and and
the other thing that I think it did is like
(49:08):
like his like type of dumbness.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Specifically, I think.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
The thing that it does really well, and I'm not
saying this is like intentional, is that it allows like
people like me, but even worse, like like Democrats, to think,
get a load of this moron is a sufficient political
message as opposed to like, you.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Know, helping anyone.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
So like he was able to sort of and again
I don't think intentionally, but like the end result was
he sort of baited Democrats into thinking get a load
of this.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Dummy that he won the election.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Yeah, just like a necessary political strategy.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Yeah, yeah, it's weird. I don't chink over and over
every day as we wake up, like what the hey,
come on, can't believe I listen to this guy? Yeah,
it's a It is interesting, Like I wonder. I do wonder,
(50:10):
Like I don't think that Trump is like some genius
who like cracked the code by studying, like you know,
I think he's always written like a unhinged, you know,
narcissist who's just like yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Has no filter.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
But I do wonder at a certain point if they
are now studying and teaching this communication style and like
trump truth social posts and the you know Nigerian prints
emails are like the order texts that they're like, now
this is this is what you have to understand about
(50:46):
the rules of like punctuation when speaking in this language
to appeal to you know what I mean? Like JD
Vance is like studying this three hours a day.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
I will say, for what it's worth, it does seem
more ore than science though, right because like like like,
how do you really dissect this?
Speaker 1 (51:06):
It's just like, yeah, well I think grammar in general
is fucking stupid like that. Yeah, the any like English
classes I had where they were like just teaching you
the rules of speaking. It's like some of the ship
isn't even true most of the time.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
And it doesn't communicate anything. Why I listen.
Speaker 3 (51:23):
I fucking not love grammar, but I have a real
mind for it. So there's a part of relationship. These
are the rules, but it is like who cares I
at least understand.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Their stupid rules.
Speaker 3 (51:34):
I just know them all the reason I would say,
I wonder. I think the trap once again for the JD.
Vances of the world is thinking that it is like
and it's the same mindset that apply applies to like
AI tech pros. They're the ones that think, oh, it's
the punctuation or it's the you know, the random capitalization.
It's not that, it's the like the higher order. Don't
(51:58):
give a fuckingness that is the thing that matters. And
I think, like, yeah, once again, it's like a trap
to devote, you know, for all the for all the
would be proto populist fascists out there. Don't waste your
time studying the actual syntax. Just get yourself an authentically
racist moron vibe.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
It's all authenticity.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
It's all about the right mixture of Celsius and high noon.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
By the way, this was all not talking about Trump.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yeah, this is all how we were not going to
talk about that. This is great. The structure of this
is Sydney Sweeney Trump, Trump and then Celsiu's recall. So
just a nice American sandwich, So high noon. A company
that makes actually alcoholic vodka, Seltzers, has had to issue
a recall for two production lots of its drink after
(52:49):
some of its vodka Seltzers were mislabeled as Celsius. And
then like that's the little r in a circle astro
Vibe Energy Drink Comma Sparkling Blue Ras addition with a
silver top end quote according to the FDA, which I
(53:14):
feel like just amazing marketing here. Again, Like I don't
think this was intentional, but like the fact that every time, like.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
Because they're very clearly, very proud.
Speaker 1 (53:24):
Of the name that they've come up with for this
product that based on both a registered mark and a
trademark indication in a single drink title, would would indicate
that they're like, guys, we fucking did it. We nailed it,
And so now everybody just has to repeat over and
(53:44):
over again to beware when drinking your Celsius registered astro
Vibe trademark Energy Drink Sparkling Blue Ras addition with a
silver top. I feel like equally bad for you, probably
both of those drinks.
Speaker 3 (54:02):
I mean, but it's also like that's so many words
that it is. If you like you got to see
energy drink in there, yes, Otherwise what is this?
Speaker 2 (54:14):
Yes? What is this thing?
Speaker 1 (54:16):
It's trying to an astro vibe. If I had to
describe it, I'd say it's like kind of giving an
astro vibe. I will say, this is like dangerous for
sober people, because sober people love love energy drinks, and
they just beware out there. This does feel like, on
the other hand, a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket style event
(54:40):
for like freshmen in high school. You know, just holy guys,
we could we could have a party this weekend if
we just get the right box of fucking Celsius astro
Vibe energy drinks with the silver top.
Speaker 3 (54:58):
I know seven kom clad to put me down or
knock down. However, in the dirt, I'm just gonna say,
like that, Basel, I don't really drink anymore, but I
would much rather have a high noon than a Celsius
a registered trademark Aservibe trademark to drink sparkling blue presidition
(55:18):
with a silver.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
That shit sounds like it would fucking kill me for real.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
It truly sounds like it contains the thing that they
inject in your in your veins when they have to
like track them at the hospital, like track your blood
flow at the hospital.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:34):
Yeah, it changes the polarity of your white blood cells.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
It's like now your veins are pumping towards your heart
and your your arteries are pumping back towards your yah
it is.
Speaker 3 (55:49):
It is sort of like the Ouno reverse card of
blood flow within the human body.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
My veins turned red and my arteries turned blue.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
I mean, I listen.
Speaker 3 (56:04):
I know I'm fucking old, and there's nothing worse than
an old man complaining about what these kids today are drinking.
Speaker 2 (56:10):
But this is fucking crazy. Guys like.
Speaker 3 (56:14):
You know, red Bull, the Red Bull, to Monster to
rock Star Pipeline. At least those are just normal words.
It's fucking nuts.
Speaker 1 (56:26):
I mean, Celsius astrobo energy drink, sparkling d residition with
the silver top over top.
Speaker 2 (56:33):
I have to hand it.
Speaker 1 (56:35):
I mean, okay, so one, they're getting that name in
there multiple times with the product you can you call
full name. Also, what have we learned from the Labuobu
craze is that the mystery box unboxing thing is like
half the battle.
Speaker 2 (56:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (56:54):
Yes, this is like now giving people a reason to
have a mystery box on boxing of just being like
like am I vibrating off of my seat?
Speaker 2 (57:06):
Or am I a little bit drunk?
Speaker 3 (57:08):
We are far from just having a can that just
says drink and it can contain anything from like liquid
fentanyl to like fucking gravy.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
And it's just like who cares.
Speaker 1 (57:23):
Drink to die fast, drink to die slow. Yeah, it's
just a chart of how fast it kills you to drink.
Speaker 2 (57:35):
All right.
Speaker 1 (57:36):
Anyways, be safe out there, people, that's gonna do it
for this Monday morning, Monday after on the East Coast.
Speaker 2 (57:46):
We're going to be back tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (57:48):
With a whole last episode of the show.
Speaker 2 (57:50):
Yeah, if we live were not a guarantee.
Speaker 1 (57:53):
I've got I've got six of these high Noon Raspberry
Edition with a silver caps that I'm about to shotgun
and let God sort them out all all.
Speaker 2 (58:05):
From each production lot.
Speaker 3 (58:06):
We Jack has built himself sort of like a novelty
revolver that's probably like.
Speaker 2 (58:12):
Two feet and he's just loaded up these cans.
Speaker 1 (58:14):
Yeah, it's like the quantum machine gun for drunkenness. All right,
talk to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (58:24):
Bye peace. The Daily Zeit Guist is executive produced by
Catherine Law, co produced by bee Wayge.
Speaker 1 (58:31):
Co produced by Victor Wright, co written by j M McNabb,
and edited and engineered by Brian Jefferies.
So how about that cold open? Huh?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh fuck, we need a cold open.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Let's see complaining about technology not so good? That's not appealing.
Did anyone else this was going to be my underrated
But I'll figure something else out unless this is just
bad what I'm about to say. I got twenty five
pounds of hatch chilis on Saturday. I went to a
(00:29):
Gelson's in Lakanyata at eight am, which.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Was asking if anybody else did that. Anyone else was
going to be head chilies.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
My underrated was going to be waking up way too
early to get twenty five pounds of peppers and then
inadvertently pepper spraying myself and my dog by carrying around
It was actually fifty pounds.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I picked up twenty five pounds. He needs so many chilies?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I don't obviously, it's just hatch chili season.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's chili season, and.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
That's chili season.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's like Andrew's equivalent of Game seven.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
It's a little hard to explain, but basically I bought
a box of hatch chilies, you know, a full fucking
farmer's box or whatever, and twenty five pounds divided up
amongst three people.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
They roast them in the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
And then I turned into like a little little Walter
White with gloves and like my like kitchen scale portioning
out like bagging up chili's for my connect or for
my fucking clients.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
And then you inadvertently like had a like the equivalent
of a meth den explosion.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Well, no, that was on the way back. Like basically,
I had fifty pounds of chili the windows down and
chili's went yeah everywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
But no, I like left them in the trunk and
I went and got breakfast and left my dog in there.
And she came back and was just like sneezing like
a motherfucker. Because in retrospect it makes sense and it
was only like two minutes.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
She's fine.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
But which ones are the Hatch Chilies. I'm like not
a food person, so like, are are they the ones
responsible for?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Uh No, it's a lot of it's it's like a
regional I think New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
It's in Hatch, New Mexico.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, and they're just like sort of there's a short season.
The harvest season is like August basically, and I think
they're sort of expanding a new Mexican cultural thing. I
think in New Mexico every grocery store has a guy
or maybe four guys. Always guys, it seems like, who
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have like a big drum roaster that looks like the
kind of thing that you pull like the powerball out
of the roaster is made of mesh. It's like a
big mesh cylinder and it's just turning over a fire
with chili's in it, and they just kind of like
roast them.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
And oh, kind of like what you would like do
nuts in or something.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, exactly like chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, but it's like sort of like, you know, four
Mega Dudes. They have a real maga dude vibe. They're
probably fine, but maybe not so.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Their company is called four Megade four Mega Dudes.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Roasted up Chili for Mega Dudes, Buy Mega Dudes. Yeah,
it's fubu for white peoplea mega Mega. Hello the Internet,
and welcome to this week trend edition of Dirt Alies
(03:46):
Like Guys. Yeah yeah ah, and it's Prection Heart Radios podcast.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
We take a deep dive into America shared consciousness and
this is the episode where we tell you what was
trending over the weekend, and my name is Jack O'Brien,
and over there sitting in for mister Miles Gray is
the wonderful one of our favorite guests, one of our
favorite co hosts.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
It's Andrews from the Oza phrase the podcast, and.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I am TV.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I'm so fucked up, man, I'm just like chilied out
as everyone heard.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
My life is just in shambles right now.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So fucked up on a Monday morning. Must be the chilies. Andrew,
it's great to great to have you back. You of
course put the T in TV as a TV writer producer.
It's I don't know, man, I am coming off of
a red eye. I'm on two hours of sleep. I'm
(04:50):
down to shore, came to my parents place down to shore,
and it's uh, it's not all. It's not all working
up top.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
So just I just realized I recognize Jack summer summer
recording setup, right right, Yeah, this is yeah, you're yeah,
everyone's everyone's on summer break. Everyone's on a little what
are we at like eighteen percent capacity? I'll explain why
I'm on low sleep.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Those damn hatch chilies.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
It's not the damn hatch chilies I had.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I had kum quats at midnight, and then I couldn't
sleep till two a m.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Wait, really is this gonna is this tie into your underrated.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
No, this is this is just this is just in
my brain.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I have a new new Andrew weakness unlocked midnight snack
cum quats. Apparently just those those are going to keep
you up because the tart I did not realize. Yeah
that the astringency just just messed me up. Anyway, We're
fucking doing great, right, Jack.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You took a red eye voluntarily?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I did. I had like there were like children's things
that like they needed to be at, you know, my kids,
and so we and then I needed to be here
for this recording, and so we did a red eye
and it was airlines. I don't know, maybe be leep
that out where the seats don't move backwards at all,
(06:22):
like not at all, like not even it's ninety degrees
and like both both temperature but also like the angle
of the seat is just straight up and down.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, you're like you're like needing, just like you need
to sleep like a marine, like right, you're supposed to
just be like.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, I was. I was assembling and disassembling a gun
in my sleep as I was sitting there. That's you
gotta stay sharp. But yeah, I had put entirely too
much trust in a neck pillow that I had read
works and neck pillows. Uh, maybe I'll get into that.
Am I overrated because I don't really have an overrated
(07:02):
But this is of course the episode where we tell
you what was trending over the weekend. We also let
you get to know us a little bit better by
giving some underrated and overrateds from our lives. We, of course,
in our regular episodes, let the guests tell us what
they think is overrated and underrated. Andrew, is there something
that you think is underrated?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Here's a pivot from my original underrated, but it's still
still from the same grocery store visit.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Which is.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Keeping that or at least trying to keep that, like
crazy ass basil that isn't really supposed to live alive
from the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Oh, the one that comes in a little potted plant.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah, the little potted plant, which I just on a
whim was like, you shall live.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I bought one.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I made pesto the other day, and I was like,
I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Try to keep you alive.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Wow, I'm I'm like a real you know, role got
a black thumb right here. I never keep a plant alive,
but I have gotten so much like baby's first gardening equipment,
like in the last week.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
An actual fisher tool.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yeah, I mean genuinely, they might as well be. It's
also because it's very small. I'm literally keeping I repotted
the basil plant, or the several basil plants.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I guess that's the first lesson.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Anyway, I don't know what I'm doing, and I'm making
a ton of mistakes, but I think I'm just gonna
attempt to keep this MFR alive for no. I guess
it was because the pesto was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, hell yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I don't want to do.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Pesto anyway, Yeah, keep that thing alive. All the advice
on the internet is that the container it comes in
is greatly insufficient.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You need like so much more.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
It's small, so much it's a tea spoon of soil
that they.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
So it's basically like the factory farming of cultivating basil.
It's like, you know, if if it were in any
way sentient, it would be like borderline cruelty conditions.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Right, yeah, it's one of those things. Like it's when
I when I was research and getting a turtle for
my seven year old and like my friends who have turtles, Okay,
I have a friend who has turtles. I was trying
to trying to flex, like I got many friends with turtles.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
My friend wholes is a little rat that knows njitsu.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
That's he keeps many of them.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yeah. He was like, yeah, you just like use that.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Uh you know, you use a normal sized fish aquarium
and the turtles happy. Then you do research and it's
like you need to convert one of the rooms in
your house to have enough room for the turtle. If
you if you want to have a turtle, like you
need a full on you need to start digging up
your backyard if you want a turtle to live comfortably.
(10:06):
Like that sounds like what's going like Brian briand the
editor was like, you gotta repot those immediately in the
actual ground. Uh yeah, and you gotta have at least
an acre man for the basil to be to really
not expand it's not even close.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Wait why turtles, I will say, I mean because turtles
and parrots are famously like treated as like cheap maybe
nearly disposable pets, but under the right conditions can live
for like fucking forever.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, they're lifely they will outlive you. It's so it's.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Like it's almost like by design, those like grocery store
turtles are meant to be murdered, right, whatever happens, their
life is going to be way shorter than if people
weren't around.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Right, Yeah, yeah, exactly. Also another note from Brian the editor.
He went to see the Gun movie over the weekend
and ran the editor. You may have heard him on
the podcast before listeners. It's not one who gives glowing
recommendations very often.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, this was glowing.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I have yet to see it, and I still know
it's a glowing wreck. And also, I mean this is
just you know, holding the tin cop out for you know,
all the people in the entertainment industry, but specifically the comedy.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Somebody, Yes, comedy is really really tow. So yeah, we
really need it.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
If everyone listening could go see this movie, I don't know,
seven or eight times I have no personal stake in.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
This, but I have none either. The only reason I
didn't I actually had a window where I could have
seen a movie over the weekend. Immediately felt guilty about
having that windows.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Like, what, yeah, you need to be doing something in time,
but I standing up to exactly.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
But I didn't go see Naked Gun because I'm going
to see it this week with my mom and I
The hardest I remember laughed at a movie was like
when I was eight or so and saw Naked Gun
with my mom and was and so I was like, Mom,
we got to hit this Naked Gun.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah, this is going. Okay, here's a question. Here's an
actual question. I haven't even looked at the rating. I
assume it's PG thirteen. I just rem is it our okay?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I think because all the reviews are like this is
the you know, biggest or all the all the.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
But even though checking on.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
The Baffo box office report and they're saying that this
is it is doing well for an R rated comedy.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Even but even the like original from the seventies, eighties, eighties,
I guess eighties, Yeah, ladies seems wildly inappropriate for kids,
if I recall, I think it was our all, so yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I just you know it was it was a different
time people were Yeah, that one was PG thirteen.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
It was, but it was from the era, right airplane.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
I remember seeing the non TV cut version and I
was like, oh, there's just random boobs in this. This
is like a real like you know, it's it's from
the seventies. It's from the era where you could plausibly
have Playboy for the articles and also for the boobies.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
That's right, Yeah, exactly. They just slid them in there
wherever they could, wherever they could get them. Also, middle
aged white men were in charge of everything.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
So yeah, there, thank god that's changed exactly.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
We're gonna want to see those I think in this
otherwise children's comedy.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Like a silly a silly movie that's mostly pun based jokes,
but also yeah, like just enough nuded to give you.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
That's right, that's right, like right off the bat too.
I think there's just like, uh, a topless woman in
the opening credits. Anyways, my underrated animals on trampolines might
have something to do with my sleep deprivation. I've there's
(14:22):
no shortage of clips of animals on trampolines. I've long
been a fan of bears in hammocks. Are you familiar
with these? Have you seen the bears in hammocks.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I mean, I don't know if there's an iconic one,
but I feel like i've seen it in general.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, there's I've seen some pretty iconic ones like that.
Just really like in terms of like that they're actual
physical comedy performances because they're really expressing the weirdness of
being in a hammock for the first time, like the
sort of like mixture of like comfort and chilling while
(14:57):
also feeling incredibly unsteady.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
A type of precariousness that I think hammock has to be,
like just like the perfect personality test, Like if you
are able to, like, the amount you are able to
relax in a hammock is exactly how relaxed you are
as a human being.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Right, Because it's like Catherine you saying, all animals on
trampolines are AI.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Just the ones that are going around the internet right now,
the bunnies and the bear are AI. Unfortunately, Oh no, no,
I've been I've been had.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Wait the raccoons also, oh yuess that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
All right, Well, then I'm going with bears on hammocks
because those pre date AI and they fucking roll. I
highly recommend.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Can I just say that should be I guess it's
like I was gonna say, that should be the centerpiece
of every hammock company's advertising campaign.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Is this thing can hold a fucking bear.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Right, except when it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
The fact that even can kind of hold a bear?
How much is a bear? Way right? Six times the
biggest human five?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
They really got my ass with us with these raccoons
on trampolines. All right, so we're going bears. We're going
bears and hammocks. Sorry, fuck fuck the raccoons on trampolines
for all the for all the listeners.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
I did see just the pilot light go out in
Jack's eyes a.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Little bit just now, and it was already it was
already on dim.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
That's right. It's this is going to be a tough
next thirty minutes. Guys, after learning that those are those
are AI, guess.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
That makes sense, Listen. I mean to the extent that
you want to be hardened, even though the like.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Drawing of it is, you know, getting good enough that
it can be you know, it could fool a human
being on two hours sleep. The important thing really is that,
like I you know, because it's like as as AI's
like output fidelity is improving. You know, We're starting to
(17:13):
get to the point where it's like, oh, ken, this
do creative work. And I think the thing that is
helpful is that it can like repeat things, but it's
not generating new things. And thankfully the people who are
really into it have no actual like imagination. So I
guess for what it's worth different animals being on trampolines
(17:36):
is sort of the extent of where this is going
to go.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah, it turns out that this is just an easy
thing to fake with AI. I was like, man, suddenly
everybody's shown all these videos raccoons have discovered. I was like,
they must have gotten the word out in the forest.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
It's the value of like an original thing. So listen,
the next weird animal thing you'll be delighted by because
exactly will be a novelty to it, and then it
will be copied by AI.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
It makes the bears and Hammock videos all the more
wonderful in retrospect, and said, now someone's gonna be like
those are also AI, bro, but those have been around
for like over a decade. Uh So this is my
pitch based on animals getting to enjoy the stuff that
we do is I feel like we need to have
(18:25):
a day where wild animals get to take over a
water park because I'm absolutely certain that bears would enjoy
the shit out of a water slide.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
You know, this is like your villain origin story, like
you're here to wipe out humanity because you just want
to see what it would look.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Like if a bear got on a water slide.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Because yeah, that's well, because they do break in and
like enjoy people's pools, like you know, take a bath
during the summer. Take store.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I've ever told a story on the on the pod.
There was one time, and this was this was sort
of like many years ago now, but it was in
the like, you know, the city of Detroit really the
the sort of like industrial blight and the you know,
sort of contraction of the city was really setting in.
But I'm from Michigan. I went to a high school
(19:15):
friend's wedding and basically the the ceremony and the reception
were i don't know, pab four or five blocks apart
through like a you know, just a sort of like
at the time relatively abandoned part of downtown Detroit.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
The barbarian Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah, it was well, it was weirder than that because
we were walking and little little drunk. We're in our
I don't know, twenties probably, and walking down the street.
On one side of the road is a now abandoned bank.
It looks like I think, I think it was like
a bank, you know, it felt like a like a
city bank that had just been given up on. And
I saw a deer in a cubicle and it looked
(19:56):
me right in the eyes and it's I think I
will never forget.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
And it was crazy, and.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
It was just like, yeah, even in the fucking apocalypse,
sometimes you still got to like check it to your
shitty clock it at your shitty day job.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Was he sitting at a desk being like doing a
dumb typing gesture like, oh look at me.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
It did say you you're you're a mindless drone, but
this is you.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, uh, Andrew, What is something you think is overrated?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Oh my god, I was gonna say, actually, overrated speaking
of naked gun is not watching comedies in the theater.
It's really fun to laugh with a bunch of people.
This is why, for instance, I hate comedy clubs, but
I know people love comedy.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Clubs, just you know, if you'll go to a comedy club.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
To watch a stand up do a routine you've probably
already seen, or some crowd work that it's like, you know,
you're there because it's fun to be in a crowd
of people laughing and yeah the new Naked gone. But
in general, just like comedies, there's comedies out there. It's
fun to be in a theater. Go go do that
because I know you would all rather watch it on
(21:16):
on your.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Netflix is yeah, go do it yea, or get a
leak and then charge people money to come do it
watch it in your little No, actually we can't real Yeah, yeah,
that's probably not good.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Just just like you know, get on your neighborhood, hang
up a white sheet and a projector and get all
the kids. I do like, I like a Gorilla cinema,
but it has to be like Little Rascal style.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah the best, you know. Uh huh, all right, my overrated.
Let's see, I've got a bunch of like ones that
don't really make sense that I came up with this morning,
like what you have at the all right, an that
don't mean shit? Yeah yeah, well all right, I don't
(22:04):
even know if this is an acronym also, but my
son is into military history. Don't ask me how he
got there. He's just like real into uh.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
You know, I mean listen, I like the Oceans has
like a like three generations ago red flag, like exactly.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Right, like this red flag runs deep.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah. Oh oh.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
The guy that really loves, you know, really loving military
history is like one step away from like, do you
want to see my Nazi plate? But yeah, that's good.
It's so it's so charmingly quaint. It's like what someone
from the fifties would have.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I know, It's it's weird. It's like he went from
Star Wars into like real wars.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
But he's nice.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
He's nice about like he knows the Nazis the bad guys,
but he did. He had been asking me what D
Day stood for, and I was just telling him Demolition
Day for a long time because.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I didn't want to look it up.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
And then I found out it stands for the D
stands for day, So it's day day. That's so numb.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Wait, so like as in like this is the day right,
like we're doing it.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
It's like a long standing military thing to use D
for like the big day. But they just called it
D Day because they're they're bad at naming stuff. I
guess that's very not an acronym.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
It's just uh.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Brian healthfully pointed out that's not an acronym, it's initialisms.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Do you know what what isn't?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I mean, this is this is our wheelhouse. I feel
the like.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
I guess it was like not uh strictly a hip
hop thing, but you know, creating acronyms in the nineties.
I mean, I guess Junior Mafia is my favorite example.
I'm trying to It's like masters at finding something.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Oh where they like make one up.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
You can tell that they've like backed into it somehow.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, yeah, I remember that. Yes, weird.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
There's this song that closed Jesus Liquid Swords album Basic
Instructions Before Leaving Earth. Yeah, or I mean, which was
the less successful sequel to uh Cream Casuals Everything Around Me,
which that that one works pretty well?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I did. I came up with one. Oh, wait here
we go.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Junior Mafia was masters at finding intelligent attitudes. It's all
just very like middle school teacher, like exactly.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
That sounds like something they said was what it stood
for too middle school teacher.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Yeah, yeah, exactly what do you what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
We shouldn't call ourselves junior Mafia. It stands for uh
masters at finding positive attitudes.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
I really liked like off the cream Era. For some reason,
my friends and I came up with milk m I
LC money is like cash.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Money is like cash. You guys were dead right about that.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Yeah, actually we were as wrong as possible. Cash is
cash is nothing. WU Tag and us were wrong about
what cash is. We of course should have been talking
about cryptocurrency credit.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, even better.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
It's actually a pretty easy transition. Also, I also have
another day Day, which I think that is Ryan asked
if that's Day Day from Friday too, which I think
there might have been a character named Day Day. I
was also like, I think this is the inverse of
being fooled by AI. Because there's a Smurf ad in
(26:08):
Los Angeles. One of the they have like these ads
that were like, you know, smurfet and like with a
Quippi line, and one of them was the Nerdy Smurf
and it said talk nerdy to me. But somebody had
altered the poster to make it look like it looked
like the Nerdy Smurf was covered in cum and like
(26:29):
his white hat was just a glob of com and
I thought that was real ad and I was like, well,
that's a weird one. I should bring that up on
Overrated and then uh yeah, I looked it up and
he does not in the original ad appear to be
covered in come.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
This is listen. This is why street art.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Rules exactly got my ass. Hopefully didn't use AI, but
maybe they did. Impossible to say, all, right, back on
the rails, we can start the show. Well, exactly, We'll
be right back and we're back. We've got big news
(27:18):
to report. The super producer Catherine has located a TikTok
that appears to be an actual coyote discovering an actual trampoline.
Uh doesn't. It doesn't follow the same pattern that all
the other ones do where they immediately like know exactly
how to jump on it. But it does have that
like I was saying with the bear and the hammock.
(27:41):
It gives you you can witness them experiencing the weirdness
of a trampoline for the first time, where the what
the fuck.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
You know what probably is like the best indicator of
like whether something like that is AI is like, especially
because AI is like needs to be like short and efficient,
and it's designed for probably TikToker intro.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
It's there.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
There's no like wobble ever, there's no.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Like false start. It's just like you go. It goes
in and does the.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Things in and they immediately know how to like see
each other and ship. Yeah, all right, we will put
the link to the actual animal on trampoline and one
of the actual bears on Hammocks in the show. Notes notes,
all right, onto the news, and this is important. This
(28:37):
is this is kind of like the episode we recorded
on January sixth, like as January six was still happening,
because it's still too early to tell. On the Sydney
Sweeney stuff, people are reposting clips from four years ago
of her crying and being like I didn't like, why
are you being mean to me? And being like she's
saying this about the Republican thing. What we do know
(29:00):
is that Donald Trump thinks that he has confirmation that
Sidney Sweeney is a registered Republican and is this is
I think this is like genuinely working, Like I think
this is going to be the thing that allows them
to move on from the Epstein thing. It's them being
(29:21):
like everybody hates Sidney Sweeney's boobs, we love them, and
you're too mean to Sidney Sweeney. It's amazing to me
that like on the front page of the Drug Report,
like five days later, it's still like a picture of
Sidney Sweeney being like mega hero. It's just like, yeah,
(29:43):
all right, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
I guess I was like, I mean, she just listen,
maybe I'm just distrusting of all rich white people. She
just seemed like the most obvious Republican I've ever seen
in my life.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Am I fucking crazy?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I don't know. I don't know enough about her to
like get.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
I guess yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I guess she's from Florida Fair.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
But I'm just like and it's like, oh, don't you
know I had a bunch of people in mega hats
at my party, Like, don't.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
They were doing bits?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yeah, exactly, the fake mega hat fake up. Anyways, We're
obviously going to be staying on top of this further
reporting as the story develops, whether she's a she's a
registered Republican.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Or not, and whether it's wrong to hate her I suppose, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Exactly what, and whether anybody hates her, yeah, or anybody,
just like, I don't know, man, it was like a
weirdly worded ad that people should have thought twice about,
and that it's like a great example of white obliviousness.
That's all. Yeah, yeah, we're not saying she should be arrested.
(31:02):
I don't think. No, yeah, not yet, but that wait
a second, Yeah, we'll see what her public apology looks like.
But yeah, I don't know. It's I mean, you are
the expert, Yo, Is this racist? Is that? Is that
ad racist?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Andrew t the Great Jeans One.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
I mean, it's like I think that the thing is
it's like, no, but read like it's not like the
racist part of it.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
It's the like, hey, read the room.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
We're already in a white supremacist eugenics era, So it's
it's the thing that is racist is not having any
clue anywhere. People might be like, hey, not not the time.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Right, Yeah, all right, let's talk about nothing I like
more than kicking off a Monday morning episode on two hours. Yeah,
by tucking into a big isle of fluffy economic policy.
Usually conversations about the FED and jobs reports are above
(32:11):
my pay grade. I guess, like, just like I don't know,
too boring, Like it's just too boring. Yeah, I can't
the fed at a certain point, I'm just like, I
don't I don't care enough. And it feels like everybody
talking about this. It honestly feels like people talk about
the weather, where like it's there are just as many
people predicted or like sports, just as many people predicting
(32:31):
one thing as the other. Anyone who like appears to
be an expert will be wrong soon enough, Like it's
just people kind of being fooled by randomness for a living.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Yeah, but I think it's so like I mean, I guess.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
The other thing, though, is this is where the insidious
shit that has ruined our society is hiding.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yes, that's right.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I'm not saying that you specifically or any of us,
or I'll just go on a limb anyone on this zoom,
but right now should should know about this.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I'll see where you're going with us, let me see
where you're leading.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
I'm just saying we're all too dumb to understand this,
which is fine, but this is where they hide the
injustice or the root of the injustice.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Obviously the injustice is just out there.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, it feels but I know enough to feel like
this whole thing seems stacked to like be have a
lot of like functions to like take money and redistribute
it upwards. And then that's all disguised in a bunch
of not randomness, in a bunch of complexity. Right, So
(33:41):
like by design, it's like they want us to be like,
you're too dumb. Yeah I am, Like I am kind
of too dumb, Like I'm not gonna, yeah, learn all
this shit.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
I think it's well, right, what I mean though, it's
not that.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
You like we're too dumb to understand the concept that
trap I believe.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
As someone who doesn't really know, I suppose is.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
That what you're saying is the complexity the like education
and the specific type of education to like cut through
the jargon and the complexity that they present this stuff with.
That's the part that we're quote too dumb to understand.
But I honest I would also argue that's the part
that is the trap.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Like, yeah, it's the trap, and it makes you everybody
who speaks that language suddenly like no longer lives on
the same planet as made it feels, you know.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
But it's because they're describing like this is like pr right,
the jobs report doesn't really like like with the way
they use and present the statistics like the actual report, yes,
but with sorry, the actual numbers do mean something. The
report is weirdly and I'm sorry, I'll just like read
(34:55):
down a little bit in the document. I think Trump
isn't totally raw what he's like, the shit is propaganda, right.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
His solution of.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
It should be my propaganda is the But he's not
wrong that it's propaganda.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
I think it's Yeah, I think it's them doing some
best guessing, maybe some convenient best guessing at the current moment,
but I do I don't know.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
So well, so if I made the piece that feels
to me like it's propaganda, like any statistics, is that
like what you choose to emphasize and how you choose
to collate the you know, like group the bucket to
buckets together. Because I just remember, like near the end
of the Biden term, when you know, I don't know
the mechanism, you know, without being sinister, it doesn't have
(35:46):
to be a conspiracy.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
But like they were doing things like.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Treating new Uber drivers as new corporations because technically, since
they are independent contractors, a new uber driver is technically
a new boss that has been formed and a new
employee that has been created for that business, and that
books are really.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Bulls constantly, yea, in all sorts of different ways to
make it seem like people are doing better than there.
That's absolutely for sure.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
So, but electing to have that as a statistic, like
perhaps that was like you know, just like like it's
it's the old data model was insufficient to describe it.
But also on the face of it, if you're putting
this report out, you like you have to look at
that and be like, well, that's not a completely bullshit
measure of the economy and still put it out, which
(36:37):
is a you know, a propaganda an editorial choice, not
a math.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Choice, right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
So there's a ton of framing being done, a ton
of like context being supplied. So the big the reason
this is the story is Friday August first, the Bureau
of Labor Statistics re like redid the numbers for the
past like three months. Basically we're like, we got new
(37:03):
data and the numbers for the past three months are
worse than we thought they were. This is bad for Trump, Like,
this is kind of a tremendously inconvenient development for him,
because after the tariffs, everybody, all the economists were like,
this is probably gonna be bad for the economy and
(37:26):
for like jobs and like people who are like further down,
like the people who are going to feel this, or
like further down, you know, poor people who have like
you know, our our paycheck to paycheck. And then there
were a series of numbers released that were actually non disastrous,
and the New York Times and a bunch of people
(37:49):
were like, there was a New York Times article that
was like, the economy seems healthy. Were the warnings about
tariffs over blown? And like that's what that's been sort
of the consensus for the past three months. He did
the tariffs, these jobs reports and all the you know,
data and tea leaves that they read came in and
were like pretty normal and non disastrous, and they're like, Okay,
(38:13):
then maybe he knows what he's doing. Let's let Trump cook.
And then they were like, oh yeah, those initial tea
leaves were like guesses, and the numbers have actually now
come in and they're bad. Yeah, And it's kind of
in line with people who were like, this is going
(38:34):
to be a disaster because of the tariffs, and so
he was pissed. He was like, this is you know,
this person who made up this report is in the
tank for Biden. Harris and fired them. And so people
are now you know, nervous because they're like the you know,
(38:59):
we had the appearance of a objective, Like these people
were not political appointees who were collecting these numbers of
releasing them, right, They were you know, people who were
supposed to just be doing calling balls and strikes as
politicians love to talk about.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Whether they were doing that or not.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Like it it seems like before they were certainly keeping
in line with their like like we like you were
mentioning before, like under Biden, they released very positive numbers
and then like as the election approached they had to
be like ah, those numbers, you know, and like how
they pull them back. And now it seems like they're
(39:42):
doing the same thing again under Trump, where they're like
feel like the initial estimates are what the the existing
administration wants to hear, and then like once the actual
numbers come in, they have to revise them backward.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Right.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
I think the thing that Trump doesn't seem to understand
because why wood he is a fucking moron. Is like,
this is a bipartisan effort. But I just think he
doesn't understand that, like, given that the two parties are
the Democrats, a center right party, and the Republicans a
far right party, this is not like, this is not
(40:20):
like politically motivated in the way that he thinks it's
not politically motivated to make the more right wing party
seem look bad. They always overestimate, not always, but they
mostly overestimate the jobs report because their politics is really
just about making the market seem good. So the big
headline is always things are this higher number, and then the.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Revisions downwards are always quiet.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Like because it's just about perception, Like they don't actually
care about how many people have fucking jobs. They just
want a better headline given the data set. So it's
just like the data set with all of its estimates
is always high rolled, Like the headline is always high rolled,
and then the low roll comes in because that's closer
to reality.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Yeah, that seems like how they're already doing it. And
he's just like, you know, he could have just like
kind of quietly let there be some you know, troubling
headlines in the Economist in the Atlantic and instead he
fired the person and like drew attention to it. So
it might just be like part of this new thing
(41:29):
where he's you know, bad at crisis management, as we
saw with the Epstein case, Like he might be losing
his touch on that front. So yeah, there's gonna be
a lot of like confident people claiming they know what's
going to happen next. Nobody knows shit. Does seem like
literally everybody who is saying taris are going to not
(41:50):
work and hurt people seem to be like the numbers
that are coming in seem to be like leading in
that direction.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Yeah, it's just really like a matter of like all
he cares about and understands is the headlines.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
So like, I mean, listen, I know that.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Like weirdly, one of my stances has been like obviously
this is bad, but like we're not really thinking about
how little or like like things were so bad under
Biden and like like on any of these measures that
were like really screaming about like you know, fucking Trump
(42:28):
being a monster on like Biden and Obama deported a
ton of fucking people. Yes, so like, yeah, this is bad,
but we're really like hiding that it's not that much worse.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
It's not that much different than what we already have.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
It's the headlines are worse.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
But like and so I think, like, like, if Trump
wants a political studge, that's going to high roll the
like labor statistics, and then you know, I guess what
maybe won't happen is the downward revision.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Guess what want? Yeah, yeah, I do think like this.
The thing about Trump is he does ship that's so
obviously wrong that it makes it easy for me to
understand as somebody who like, you know, my brain turns
off when I hear people talking about the FED revising
interest rates lower, like you know, like I now know
(43:23):
what that means because of bullshit like this where he's
just like he brings a kindergartener's understanding to all this
ship and it makes it possible for me, a person
with the mind of a kindergartener, to understand.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
But that's the thing is, well, I I you know,
I think you're you're not giving yourself out of credit.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
All is exactly.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
All you have to have is the like the competency
of a second grader, and you're running laps around this
the fucking president.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Yeah, and that's kind of all it takes. That's right.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Let's uh, let's take a quick break. We'll come back
trying to find some bullshit to talk about that has
nothing to do with economics.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
We'll be right back. God, and we're back, and.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
I mean, we got a lot of shit to talk
about here. Trump did like he's mad at Charlemagne the
God right now?
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Did you see that? So it would but oh my god, what.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Yeah, just his statement is so wild because Charlemage the
Gods like statements are so middle of the road, like
just the most like CNN level to I'm like, wait,
is Charlemagne the God like running for president because he's
like I wouldn't give his presidency a good rating simply
because the least of us are still being impacted the worst.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
It's like very It's like, yeah, I feel like most.
But he's also like I would.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Say, running for president as like a fucking Republican, Like
it's not strong at.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
All, not strongly where yeah exactly, Like it's like Eric
Adams type shit, like anything that takes away medicaid from
people and will put people in a worse financial situation
than they were previously. I'm not for damn, and Trump
got very mad, like he's just he can't take you know, well, I.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Mean I think that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
It's like, no matter how like centrist or right wing,
the black person, he's like, Trump is a type of
racist that any criticism from a black person, he can't
can't do it. He cannot brook. Yeah, he cannot truck
with calls.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
So he responded calling Charlotte they got a low IQ individual.
He seemed to really like it is weird because again,
this is the sort of ship that's being said all
day every day. I think the thing that really pissed
him off is the Charlemagne the God gets to be
called the god and like he is like because he
(46:05):
specifically like opens his things say calling Charlemagne racist les bag,
which I don't like. Race was not mentioned at all
in the in the interview, uh racist Lee's bag, Charlemagne
the God? Why is he allowed to use the word
god when describing himself? Can anyone imagine the up war
there would be if I use that nickname, just kind
(46:25):
of floating that out there. He's a little a Q
individual racist. But yeah, I think he's mad, like what
he wants to be able to call himself the god.
He also claims to have ended five wars, including avoiding
(46:45):
war between India and Pakistan, despite the fact that India
has then like what he it really like gave me
a clear image of him, just like watching news channels
and any good news he spread it for and genuinely
believes it's like a w for him because it's these headlines.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
He didn't cause the bad thing to happen, so by inaction.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Right, by not getting involved somehow. Yeah, and then when
there's bad, just wrong idiots should have should have asked
me for help. Anyways. That's that's another Trump thing that
we don't need to do.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
You think much too, do you think his truth social posts?
I mean, they're they're written in a way, you know, God,
Now I'm going to repeat a thing that I'm hoping
is not merely apocryphal, but you know, like those like
when Nigerian scam emails were a popular thing, like the
thing that I've read that now I'm just.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
A rede a lot of money on those scams.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
We're not wrong, Yeah, exactly, Well you freed all those princes.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Is like they're written in a.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
Way that because they're they're they're like a mass you know,
essentially like a mass data collection, and they're really looking
for the true outliers and credulity and the people who
really do not understand what's going on. And so the
typos and all the weird phrasing actually is like, you know,
whether it was intentional or not, was like part of
(48:13):
the product because it like would filter out anyone that
would waste your time, anyone who like wasn't going to
send you money is not reading this.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
And I do think the way these truth social.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Posts, it's like like they're literally written in a way
that is like idiotic. And I do not, by the way,
I think this is intentional. I just think this is
like a byproduct of what's happening. But like anyone who
buys it is stupid enough to think Trump is a
good president.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
Right, And yeah, it's not like really it's genius. It's
just that's his accidentally being the right.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Time just filtered the right people, or I guess the
wrong people filtered the worst people into the bucket. But
it's like and and I guess our education system is
creating more of the worst people through its connection. But exactly,
it's just like it's it's it's the thing and and
the other thing that I think it did is like
(49:08):
like his like type of dumbness.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Specifically, I think.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
The thing that it does really well, and I'm not
saying this is like intentional, is that it allows like
people like me, but even worse, like like Democrats, to think,
get a load of this moron is a sufficient political
message as opposed to like, you.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Know, helping anyone.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
So like he was able to sort of and again
I don't think intentionally, but like the end result was
he sort of baited Democrats into thinking get a load
of this.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Dummy that he won the election.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Yeah, just like a necessary political strategy.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Yeah, yeah, it's weird. I don't chink over and over
every day as we wake up, like what the hey,
come on, can't believe I listen to this guy? Yeah,
it's a It is interesting, Like I wonder. I do wonder,
(50:10):
Like I don't think that Trump is like some genius
who like cracked the code by studying, like you know,
I think he's always written like a unhinged, you know,
narcissist who's just like yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Has no filter.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
But I do wonder at a certain point if they
are now studying and teaching this communication style and like
trump truth social posts and the you know Nigerian prints
emails are like the order texts that they're like, now
this is this is what you have to understand about
(50:46):
the rules of like punctuation when speaking in this language
to appeal to you know what I mean? Like JD
Vance is like studying this three hours a day.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
I will say, for what it's worth, it does seem
more ore than science though, right because like like like,
how do you really dissect this?
Speaker 1 (51:06):
It's just like, yeah, well I think grammar in general
is fucking stupid like that. Yeah, the any like English
classes I had where they were like just teaching you
the rules of speaking. It's like some of the ship
isn't even true most of the time.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
And it doesn't communicate anything. Why I listen.
Speaker 3 (51:23):
I fucking not love grammar, but I have a real
mind for it. So there's a part of relationship. These
are the rules, but it is like who cares I
at least understand.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Their stupid rules.
Speaker 3 (51:34):
I just know them all the reason I would say,
I wonder. I think the trap once again for the JD.
Vances of the world is thinking that it is like
and it's the same mindset that apply applies to like
AI tech pros. They're the ones that think, oh, it's
the punctuation or it's the you know, the random capitalization.
It's not that, it's the like the higher order. Don't
(51:58):
give a fuckingness that is the thing that matters. And
I think, like, yeah, once again, it's like a trap
to devote, you know, for all the for all the
would be proto populist fascists out there. Don't waste your
time studying the actual syntax. Just get yourself an authentically
racist moron vibe.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
It's all authenticity.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
It's all about the right mixture of Celsius and high noon.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
By the way, this was all not talking about Trump.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yeah, this is all how we were not going to
talk about that. This is great. The structure of this
is Sydney Sweeney Trump, Trump and then Celsiu's recall. So
just a nice American sandwich, So high noon. A company
that makes actually alcoholic vodka, Seltzers, has had to issue
a recall for two production lots of its drink after
(52:49):
some of its vodka Seltzers were mislabeled as Celsius. And
then like that's the little r in a circle astro
Vibe Energy Drink Comma Sparkling Blue Ras addition with a
silver top end quote according to the FDA, which I
(53:14):
feel like just amazing marketing here. Again, Like I don't
think this was intentional, but like the fact that every time, like.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
Because they're very clearly, very proud.
Speaker 1 (53:24):
Of the name that they've come up with for this
product that based on both a registered mark and a
trademark indication in a single drink title, would would indicate
that they're like, guys, we fucking did it. We nailed it,
And so now everybody just has to repeat over and
(53:44):
over again to beware when drinking your Celsius registered astro
Vibe trademark Energy Drink Sparkling Blue Ras addition with a
silver top. I feel like equally bad for you, probably
both of those drinks.
Speaker 3 (54:02):
I mean, but it's also like that's so many words
that it is. If you like you got to see
energy drink in there, yes, Otherwise what is this?
Speaker 2 (54:14):
Yes? What is this thing?
Speaker 1 (54:16):
It's trying to an astro vibe. If I had to
describe it, I'd say it's like kind of giving an
astro vibe. I will say, this is like dangerous for
sober people, because sober people love love energy drinks, and
they just beware out there. This does feel like, on
the other hand, a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket style event
(54:40):
for like freshmen in high school. You know, just holy guys,
we could we could have a party this weekend if
we just get the right box of fucking Celsius astro
Vibe energy drinks with the silver top.
Speaker 3 (54:58):
I know seven kom clad to put me down or
knock down. However, in the dirt, I'm just gonna say,
like that, Basel, I don't really drink anymore, but I
would much rather have a high noon than a Celsius
a registered trademark Aservibe trademark to drink sparkling blue presidition
(55:18):
with a silver.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
That shit sounds like it would fucking kill me for real.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
It truly sounds like it contains the thing that they
inject in your in your veins when they have to
like track them at the hospital, like track your blood
flow at the hospital.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:34):
Yeah, it changes the polarity of your white blood cells.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
It's like now your veins are pumping towards your heart
and your your arteries are pumping back towards your yah
it is.
Speaker 3 (55:49):
It is sort of like the Ouno reverse card of
blood flow within the human body.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
My veins turned red and my arteries turned blue.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
I mean, I listen.
Speaker 3 (56:04):
I know I'm fucking old, and there's nothing worse than
an old man complaining about what these kids today are drinking.
Speaker 2 (56:10):
But this is fucking crazy. Guys like.
Speaker 3 (56:14):
You know, red Bull, the Red Bull, to Monster to
rock Star Pipeline. At least those are just normal words.
It's fucking nuts.
Speaker 1 (56:26):
I mean, Celsius astrobo energy drink, sparkling d residition with
the silver top over top.
Speaker 2 (56:33):
I have to hand it.
Speaker 1 (56:35):
I mean, okay, so one, they're getting that name in
there multiple times with the product you can you call
full name. Also, what have we learned from the Labuobu
craze is that the mystery box unboxing thing is like
half the battle.
Speaker 2 (56:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (56:54):
Yes, this is like now giving people a reason to
have a mystery box on boxing of just being like
like am I vibrating off of my seat?
Speaker 2 (57:06):
Or am I a little bit drunk?
Speaker 3 (57:08):
We are far from just having a can that just
says drink and it can contain anything from like liquid
fentanyl to like fucking gravy.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
And it's just like who cares.
Speaker 1 (57:23):
Drink to die fast, drink to die slow. Yeah, it's
just a chart of how fast it kills you to drink.
Speaker 2 (57:35):
All right.
Speaker 1 (57:36):
Anyways, be safe out there, people, that's gonna do it
for this Monday morning, Monday after on the East Coast.
Speaker 2 (57:46):
We're going to be back tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (57:48):
With a whole last episode of the show.
Speaker 2 (57:50):
Yeah, if we live were not a guarantee.
Speaker 1 (57:53):
I've got I've got six of these high Noon Raspberry
Edition with a silver caps that I'm about to shotgun
and let God sort them out all all.
Speaker 2 (58:05):
From each production lot.
Speaker 3 (58:06):
We Jack has built himself sort of like a novelty
revolver that's probably like.
Speaker 2 (58:12):
Two feet and he's just loaded up these cans.
Speaker 1 (58:14):
Yeah, it's like the quantum machine gun for drunkenness. All right,
talk to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (58:24):
Bye peace. The Daily Zeit Guist is executive produced by
Catherine Law, co produced by bee Wayge.
Speaker 1 (58:31):
Co produced by Victor Wright, co written by j M McNabb,
and edited and engineered by Brian Jefferies.
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