DJ Vance's Panama Playlist, Rod Stewart's AI "Tribute" 08.06.25

In episode 1909, Jack and and guest co-host Andrew Ti are joined by stand-up comedian, Marcella Arguello, to discuss… The Panama Playlists Have Leaked And They Suuuck, Ghislaine Maxwell Moved to Cushy Prison, Engineered Anti-Mamdani Headlines, Naked Maps, Rod Stewart Uses AI To Pay “Tribute” To Ozzy Osbourne and more!

1. The Panama Playlists Have Leaked And They Suuuck
2. JD Vance’s Leaked Spotify Playlist Is Bafflingly Full of Gay Anthems
3. Ghislaine Maxwell Moved to Cushy Prison
4. Engineered Anti-Mamdani Headlines
5. Is the New York Times trying to wreck Zohran Mamdani’s mayoral bid?
6. Mamdani backs away from ‘out of step’ defund the police posts
7. Naked Maps
8. Rod Stewart Uses AI To Pay “Tribute” To Ozzy Osbourne

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
They made guns very hard not to twirl on your finger.
For that being a thing that can kill you so easily,
they made it not to shouldn't have a little loop there,
that's like not for spinning.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
But but but in their defense is what we're doing
all day.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
In their defense is the defense of the gun manufacturer.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, when they first made guns, they weren't automatic like
that like instant, you know, like you had to fill
it up and do what they.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Back when I first got my first gun, you had
to fill it up, pack it down, bite something. For
some fucking reason.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Was that what the bullet was, That's where the gunpowder
was and the little gun power.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I think they were biting open a gunpowder package. So
they were like sticking a little ball down there. They
thought that was going to be the thing that moved
the most.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Direct Imagine dying to that to a dude who had
just been like, hold on.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
When I get done with this, buddy, you are in
big trouble.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
You you that's that's a long way.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
They're only effective against people without legs, you know, Like
otherwise everyone was just like I'm gonna not even run,
I'm just gonna walk away. Well, you handle your ship
over there.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I mean, I guess it's effective against someone who's never
seen that before.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
The first person doing that thing.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
This is doing the jack Off motion.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Like Jacob motion started with people packing their muskets. That's
that's cannon now. Yeah. Yeah, they were accurate within a
range of like two feet. So yeah, you had to

(01:52):
really you had to be like what's in the barrel,
like trying to like get up close to check this out.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Spun with my little ee here, Hello the Internet, and
welcome to season four hundred, episode three of Dirtdaily's guys.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
It's a production of My Heart Radios podcast. We take
Deep Down Indue America, Share Couch and this is Wednesday,
August sixth, twenty twenty five. That seems wrong, That seems
too deep into August already. Yeah, but it's not here.
We are. My name is Jack O'Brien aka I do
what Don wants and I fucked a couch one rude dude,

(02:37):
because I'm mister Vance. That one courtesy of Helsey on
Salad on the Discord. I have to assume in honor
of JD Vance's leaked playlists, which we will talk about,
the Panama playlists. We know where he gets his riz from.
Let's just say, after checking out these playlists, this dude

(02:58):
you know has as a beat pumping in his heart.
I'm thrilled to be joined by hilarious and brilliant producer,
TV writer you know him from the Yos, this racist podcast.
It is Andrew.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
I wanted to take them this moment. I looked on
the discord and I've come to the realization that my
relationship with the Zai gang is entire has become entirely
piss based, and all they do is want to talk
about piss. Because I questioned why they were talking about
pissed so much, and I'm here with an appeal. I
know this is too much production to ask for like

(03:33):
a soft Sarah maclachlin, sound like behind me right now,
but please, for the love of God, I'm asking as
a human being. I surrender in the piss Wars.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
So you for new listeners. You last time you were on,
were like, hey, guys much times I went to look
for a Ka's and it was all people talking like
doing piss, piss based kiss jokes. Yeah, I didn't understand why.
I didn't want to know. And back in the scene
of the crime, actually of the now. Yeah, oh oh yeah,

(04:09):
I'm sure where just like getting claims I pissed my
pants and I did not. Anyway, you guys.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Fucking win mercy, yeah, I call on the piss stuff.
Just anything else, please.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
All right? You win fair fair enough, guys, find a
new angle to quote that seventy six ers president when
he was pretending he wasn't himself. Andrew were thrilled to
be joined in our third seat by one of our
favorite guests, one of your favorite guests, A writer, actor,
one of the funniest stand up comedians doing it. She

(04:48):
has an incredible stand up special called Bitch Grow Up
that I suggest you go watch right now, even if
you watch it already.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
It's on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
It was on Max, but now it's back on HBO Max.
You can also see her on stages near you go
check her website. It's the hilarious and talented Marcella Are.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Every wom mon Because I'm fucking to That's not why
I can come up with notice. I keep forgetting you guys.
Sometimes do those songs intros? Someone write me one?

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Just this is how the piss business starts. I went
on the discord for this exact same feel with the
same feeling you're having.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
And I was soap in your heart, like vague amusement
at this thing we do up to I'll piss.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Wait, so they wrote you piss songs.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
They were just they were all talking about piss, and
I just yeah that this is the genesis of this bullshit.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Anyway, don't piss.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Don't piss on Marcella.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
I mean, first of all, Andrew, you do not speak
for me. You don't know what I like.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
I am your attorney on behalf of my client, Marcella.
I would just like the requests like gang not or
do piss. Listen you do write those based ones, and
I see where that gets you. I'd love to see you, Yeah,
I love to see you bring that disrespect to Marcela

(06:15):
ar Guayo.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
I wish someone could offend me, bring it up.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
You're just you're just waiting. I wish I could you
missed that feeling.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah. I mean, I've been on here in a while,
so thanks for having me, guys. It's been a.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Minute, so wonderful to have you back.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Thank you for having me. I've been on tour a
little bit. I should have been on here promoting it,
but I will say, Zaikang has been coming out to
see me. Shout out to everyone who's come out to
see me live. I have some dates coming up Jamesville, Wisconsin, Cincinnati, Ohio,
et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
And we will talk a little bit more about this
on tomorrow's episode. But Zeigang member brought a work of
art to tomorrow's guest co host at a live show
that I was very impressed by. So, I mean exactly,
that's like, what kind of they do for you?

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Don't even come up to me and you're not gonna
bring me some cool ship. God damn, why did you
tell me that? Jack? Now, I'm gonna every time someone
comes to like, where's my art?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah? I mean that's what I'm saying. That the gauntlet
has been laid where I would don't. Don't don't do that, guys,
please don't for me kind of my client Marcella, please
do not bring her piss art. Do you would you
ship piss art home from a tour.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Date or would you try to bring away it's a.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Liquid or not? Right?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Answer? The t s a question, you know, like what
is this? That's a funny story actually, so you see
the outline of the body of Christ. There that like
it's painted in a isn't it Wasn't that a thing
of art? Yeah, anyway, some British ship, some real Marcela.

(08:08):
We're thrilled to have you. We're gonna get to know
you a little bit better in a moment. First, we're
going to tell the listeners a couple of the things
we're talking about today.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
We're gonna talk about we get to everything, because I'm
not going to get y'all, so let's see what we
actually talk about.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Babylon B.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
We're going to talk about the Panama playlists, which are
someone just hacked Spotify to find out like the what
very rich and powerful people are listening to, including jd
Vance and uh they it's interesting.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Well, we'll we'll get to it. I am noticing a
similarity between all of these people, so we'll talk about that.
We'll talk about Gilain Maxwell getting moved to a cushy
prison where we need to get television cameras. Stat it's
the same prison as Elizabeth Holmes and and Shah from
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. It is also like

(09:04):
illegally like it is a prison that is too nice,
like they're they're like, ah, and here we have like
puppy training.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Time, or or we could argue that we should hope
that all if we're gonna have prisons, that they should
be all like that if we're gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yes, yes, yes, that's right. I agree with that. It's
it's against the law, however, in America for her to
be at this prison. So it feels like we might
be having getting some juicy revelations coming about Democrats, specifically
because transfer.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
What is law?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
You know what I mean? Like, it doesn't mean anything anymore.
What are we talking about? My client, Marcel Arquayo does
not speak for the court, your honor.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
My stuttering lawyer does not.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
My lawyer is a fucking idiot. Anyways, we'll talk about that,
talk about anti Momdanie headlines, elon Musk coded movie villains.
I don't know. We'll try and get a naked a
guy who got caught naked on Google Maps and one
like twelve thousand dollars from Google. That seems too low.
That's such a.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Specifically weird amount to win in a lawsuit.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
And then we'll talk about some weird uses of AI
that we've been catching including Rod Stewart's AI tribute. Oh God,
Ozzy Osbourne, did y'all see that video?

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yes it did.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
It was weird.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
It was so fucking weird. All that plenty more, But first, Marcela,
we do like to ask our guests, what is something
from your search history that's revealing about who you are? Well?

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Last night I searched King of the Hill reboot voice
actors because I wanted to know who the fuck is
still on because some some of the voices were sounding different,
But of course they were because like the young characters
have not grown up, so I could you could tell
Pamela Adlat is still Pamela Adlong because I her fucking
voices so distinct. But some of the other characters, I

(11:01):
was like, is that still? Is that still? And uh,
that's how I because I forgot that. Uh the gentleman
who plays Dale Gribble passed away and they had to
switch voice actors in the middle of the season, and
I was like, this makes sense.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
And it's a noticeable difference. You're like, there's something I mean, I.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Mean, yes, yes, absolutely, But it's also again, everyone's voices
are a little different, you know, even Kathy and Jimmy,
you know, like you're like, oh, yeah, she has aged.
I have heard her voice change on VIEP than from
what I on whatever.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
We all change over time. You're like, Kathy Jimmy has
seen some ships past decade. God, damn you can hear?
Can hear exactly what you would you describe that ship
Jack the Kathy's scene.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Yeah, I can't.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Actually reveal anything from my client Kathy Jimmy at the What.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
I know is that she divorced the big fat Greek
wedding has been the original husband who was in the movie,
the first movie. And what's funny is it really makes
it really justifies why the subsequent movies have been so
bad because in the movies are still married. I'm like, guys,
he wrote from honest place, these movies would be better,

(12:17):
like Get the Divorce, Let's watch that movie.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
So the first one was good because they were unhappy.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
No, the first one was because.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
They were happy love and c it's a true story.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
And the other one, second and third are tending to
still be in love.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
It's getting a little forced.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
You hate to see it. King of the Hill reboot
fun I love it, but.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
I'm I'm unlike your cynical listeners. I don't care about
ship being like perfect. I'm like, this is fine. I
liked it, Like you know, the Ghost reboot. It was
like all women and people are like, oh, we're not
watching that women.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah, And I was like this is fine.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
I like this. This is fun couple.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
They were like, Hank and Bobby are their bruin beer
with pro pain, this little this get a thing. It's
really cute.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
I love it is everybody around.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
It's so cute.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Are they immortal? Like are they the same age they've
always been? No?

Speaker 2 (13:16):
No, they grew up.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
They grew up.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Bobby is twenty one. I will say I realized what
a pervert I am because I actually was like, oh
I wonder how Oh my god, what's Bobby's best friend?
The neighbor kid mm, the fucking mixed race who doesn't
know who father is? Oh my god. I feel bad
for not knowing his name, but.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Either way he could get it is that.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
I was like, I don't like that I'm attracted to
this cartoon native man. I mean, that's guess that's good.
But I was like, I've watched him for years and
he was a child.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
You want to fuck king of the hill Millhouse.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Well, yeah, now he's now he's old enough, Fela.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
I mean yes, he did like physically change because if
you recall, he was like, you know, like hunched over
teenager and now he's just like a hot ass native dude.
And I'm like, well, I mean this is a cartoon
I can get mine.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yeah, And to inform you, I want to fuck this guy.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, I'm like, what's wrong with me? I'm I'm so
rarely attracted to young men that I was like, this
is definitely a weird revelation I'm having.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
So the age, not the cartoon is the problem.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah, that animation is fine. Yeah, it's the realizing I'm a.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Sicko real like someone you've known for a long time,
like on some Woody Allen's uh you know.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
My friends when I was young had kids I had.
I was like, am I going to be one of
those sick old ladies that is like attractive to their
son when they get older? And I was really, I
gotta admit I was nervous to find out who I
was going to grow into because I'm an animal, so
then I have to I'm happy to say I have
not been attracted to any of these young men because
I'm just like, they're you know, they're being they were.

(14:56):
I just I don't, I really don't understand pedophiles. That's
like a sick now I think.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yeah, yeah, I think that everyone agreed, well not everyone
the pedi.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah that's true. It is the official position of this
podcast that we think it is bad.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah yeah, well what was that? What was that little
Canadian influencer that just turned eighteen? Then she's immediately starteding
OnlyFans and made a million dollars like the first day,
and people were like, guys, those pictures are for when
she because she started at like at twelve oh one
on her birthday.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Right, oh god, like cut the pictures up at twelve
oh one. She didn't take all those in the minute
eighteen definitely.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's what I find funny. When guys
were like, who was legal? And it was like, guys,
that's not a good sign, bros.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Not great, not great? What is something you think is underrated? Oh?

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Okay, guys, As listeners know, I usually try to sandwich
one thought, you know, two sides of the same coin,
and one you know, under overrated.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
You're all that conservation, I am, but.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Because I haven't been on in a while, I actually
did two. What one?

Speaker 1 (16:05):
What?

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Okay, I salk today as you can wait?

Speaker 1 (16:10):
What did you ask me which one underrated?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Underrated?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
You can go? You can go with either, whichever you
prefer to.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Well, I like to follow the rules. Okay, he asked
me for underrated. Okay, this one's controversial. I am not
a medical professional. I have to say this.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Lawyer, but I am a lawyer, however, so I can tell.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
You I've suffered from migraines my whole fucking life. Okay, headaches.
Migraine is pretty bad. I used to get them daily
and tried all the things, and I got to that
point where I was like, am I going to have
to do that? You know those commercials for like boot
tugs for migraines. I remember seeing it was like, I
do not want to do that, because that's where I
was at in terms of like taking medication.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Medication is so directly to the forehead.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Migraine. Yeah, migraines are so migraine medicine is so bad
for my stomach that I was like, I need to
find an alternative of so hate to be a witch
on here boldly, but ear candling works migraines, guys, And
again I'm not a medical professional. If you have ears
like problems, please don't do it. Talk to someone about that.

(17:17):
But if you have been suffering from migraines and like
you're you're doing the injections or like this is expensive,
try ear candling. Just try it because I do it
like once every like one and a half to two years,
and I only get migraines once a month, and they
usually correlate with my PMS, which is way more manageable,
way more manageable. And they I'm I don't get migraines

(17:39):
and I don't get as many headaches. So I'm sorry
to preach witchcraft on here.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
I thought you were going to go.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Candling, but so I just want to if anyone is
wondering if they can try something new, I strongly encourage
it because I'm about to do it right after this
because I'm overdoing you and I've been getting migraines weekly
and I'm like, nope, I can't, I can't do this,
like it's too much.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
I am in favor of whatever works for people exactly
as long as it's not killing any Newts. You know,
leave the fucking Newts alone? Is it?

Speaker 6 (18:14):
You?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Are?

Speaker 3 (18:14):
You are?

Speaker 1 (18:15):
You like putting your head to the side and there's
a candle in your ear that's burning, and.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
It goes down and it just sucks out God knows what.
I don't understand how it works. But also I don't
understandstand how those hydro cooloid pimple patches work either, And
they suck out all the ship in your pimples. That
shit works, and I don't question that. I use the
fuck out of that. So use those pimple patches and
they're sucking out. Trust me, that candle will take the
ship out. That's that's sucking up your head.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Those pimple patches suck ship. They like they're working. They
don't suck shit in the bad colloquial old way. I can.
I've never pronounced that word correctly. Uh. Superroducer Catherine Does
does note that it is a special candle. You can't
just put a lift birthday candle.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
In thank you. It is a special candle. I literally
google your candling. You will be directed to what you
actually need. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
It has also pointed out that the lip part doesn't
go in your ear, which but she knows.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Some duff people because I feel like she yeah, she said,
I do, yes that, because I don't even realize that
people are that dumb. But she's right. This is America.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Everyone writes the warnings on the back of like shampoo
bottles that are like, do not consume it.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Drink.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, this does not work. You know your hair does
not get clean by drinking this product. That's Catherine's part time.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Do you guys ever read those warnings and go I
wonder who the jackass was that forced this label on
this company?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (19:41):
Yeah, Well I will say it's gotta be a kid,
because there are some shampoos that smell like cannon delicious,
and so it had to be a kid drank it right, right?

Speaker 1 (19:52):
They warn children in the fine print at the bottom, Yeah,
which kids are always good at reading.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Well, they just need to be legally covered. They don't
need they need to both to say this kid, I'm
so sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
My client shoulders regrets to inform you that it is
not our problem because we told your ass.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
I guess I hadn't thought of ear candling in a while.
But the picture on the Wikipedia page is a guy
with an ear candle in, but he's holding it like
he's like smoking a cigarette in a joky way, like
two fingers.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
I should do one of those tiktoks with the tiken
edge off, and I do that you're candling.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
It's very it's very like I don't know, I guess
like Vaudeville level comedy. Like it's.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Like I gotta say, it feels stupid. And then if
you should have someone there with you so that they're
making sure nothing fucking catches higher and it's staying in right,
But it is one of the stupidest feelings when you're saying,
because always relaxed, you're gonna do it, just really like,
I feel stupid as fuck. And then I just try
to carry a regular conversation. But you're also sideway.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Burning thing coming out of what is something you think
is overrated?

Speaker 2 (21:01):
You know what I think is overrated? Guys. And this
is more common men than it is with women using
hypotheticals to get to know someone.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Oh, I hate it.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
I don't like doing it. Men love.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Short fuck Alright, Sorry, I'm just deleting the second act
I met your would you rather go?

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah? I'm so sick of people using hypotheticals as interview
questions as a way to get to know someone. These
are not real. People will lie to you, guys, dream
dinner date, go funnest way to lie to someone and
sound fucking like cool or made up, and it's like,
oh my god, please, I'm begging it. This is also
why society is fucked off because we do ship like

(21:52):
that and we don't get to know each other. And
then people are like are you republic in this whole time?
And it's like, yeah, bitch, because all you asked what
questions about lions, tires and bears?

Speaker 1 (22:02):
God damn any would you rather bear? In a swimming pool?

Speaker 2 (22:08):
And then Dan's like, wait, she's Republican? You know what
I mean? Yeah, Like, you know, they sussed her out.
She's never seen with them out and about, but you
know you see the other actors with each other like
they sussed her out because they asked the right questions.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
You know, they didn't just ask her like okay would
you rather Yeah? Okay, who would you want to dream
dinner guest? Although that one might tell you something if
she's like, uh, Trump's weird about like jd Vance is kind.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Of a vibe, I really like jem then my blue eyes. Like,
I guess hypotheticals would be good if you hate the person,
you have nothing to say to them. I feel like
that's a great time to use hypotheticals. You know, the
Christmas with the family and you're uncomfortable about having real conversations.
I think that's totally appropriate.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
But you're just like trying not to, Yeah, let anyone
get to know you because there's a howling void underneath.
But it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
It does feel like there's like a meadow way in
which this works, which is like two people that love
hypothetical questions. Marcela, you can just be like, fuck both
of you, but they will connect with each other. Yes,
And that's usually what happens, separates the garbage from the hypothetical.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
How would you kill Marcella?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Oh my god, you know what I would do somebody?

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Yeah, poisoning your candle?

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, just a little bit of poison candle.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
I feel like it's very popular with people who are
also like, oh my god, chat Gypt is my best friend. Yeah,
you know, like people like.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
That exactly, great man, Yeah, arsenic in the air. Candle
sounds like chat Gypt tried to write an Agatha Christie.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Dog but accidentally gave away in the title. Yeah, that's
I don't quite figured all that out yet. How could
it great? Underrated and overrated? Love that they were two
different things. You've fucking nailed it A plus work, Marcella.
We're going to take a quick break and then we're

(24:14):
going to come back. We're going to talk about some news.
We'll be right back. That were bad there it is?

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Wait, Marcella, is this the thing I should know? Were
you were you also looking up voice actor? Do you
do like animation voice work?

Speaker 2 (24:45):
This is no, because it's impossible to get into that
rotation the voice actor is. So I need to get
on other ship to get onto voice because, like I
have watched my peers who are comedians who have no
fucking comedic vocal range, getting so much fucking work on
animated shows, and I get pissed because I'm like, oh,
because you fucking are friends with Paul Sheer or whoever

(25:06):
the fuck is doing whatever the fuck booking of some
whatever the fuck show, And I'm just like, this sucks.
I need to book some ship so I can be
a voice actor. Because I agree Andrew, I should.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Know, truly, this is this is this episode is hopefully
becoming part of your demo reel. And I'm.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
I mean hopefully somebody writes an animated show about me,
because I feel like some of Marcella's strongest work is
Jack O'Brien impression. It's not a very popular I'm sure
that's not part of your act.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
I mean that that is, that is the tough thing
to see in the animated fictional show about the dailys Eye. Guys, Jack,
you will have to audition, and it is going to
be a courtesy audition. We have a couple other options
a little ahead of you. We love your work.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Love your work, Pal, That's it.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
That's the only thing we love. We do not like
that voice.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
The voice.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Let's talk about the Panama playlists. Somebody just crawled Spotify
using Spotify's a complete lack of like privacy protections.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yes, they talked. You know what, guys, go into your
This is a good reminder because I had to do
it every time I make a new playlists, make it private.
People can stumble upon that shit very easily.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, so we know what like jd Vance's two Spotify
playlists are I just my one note about all of
these people, because like Jade Vance, Caroline Levitt, the White
House Press Secretary, Mike Johnson, Pam Bondi, Ron DeSantis, Palmer Lucky,

(26:42):
the guy who started the like virtual reality company, And
they all seem to like, if you want to acquire
a bunch of wealth and power, like you need to
listen to music. Never like have just found out out
music and like, listen.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
To it for joy in your spirit.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Listen to it for like an afternoon once. Is what
it feels like. These playlists are. It's it's just like
so jd Vance Making Dinner I want it that way
by the Backstreet Boys, Sure, and then like a Black
Keys song, Justin Bieber song Florence and the Machine, and

(27:26):
then his other playlist that's on there.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Wait wait, don't skip over. The best song on the
Making Dinner playlist of jd Vance the first No, yes,
it's the first song on the playlist.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
It makes no sense, the most like nobody has ever
listened to outside of Christmas, like literally such a Christmas,
great Christmas song.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
I have it on my playlist.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah, but to be like this for making Dinner Yeah,
and then his other playlist that's how.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
He starts doing it, starts crying that's how he starts insulting.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yeah, that's how we get. But there's also a lot
of masscara mixed in with that, so it's gonna be
a little nasty. It's going to be a past for me.
One of the songs on that is Gold on the
Ceiling by the Black Keys, and then his other playlist
is Gold on the Ceiling, which I'm assuming he just
you know, was generated by right.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah, Spotify. When you the first song you put in there,
it names it that song, so.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Right, but it's not even on there, but I'm assuming.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
It's like it off put it on the Making Dinner playlist. Okay,
he went, you know what?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
That is better for I think it's also named after
like it. It feels like his like having sex myth
mix the gold that's gross and also like probably just
what he observes as he's getting railed mission Nary position
by Trump. Gold on the Ceiling.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
That's on here too.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
You have fast cars on there, but these are just
algorithmically generated, right, generated this motherfucker?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah, because he goes to, you know what, you make
a playlist like ye do like a few songs and
you scrawl down it's like trides and then you just
go yeahoop and.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Adam Palmer Lucky. His playlist is called best Music Ever,
and it's like it's it kicks off with Lindsey Lohan
like a song from Freaky Friday Ultimate, then Kelly Clark's
and Hillary Duff, Hillary Duff, Hillary Duff and sync Backstreet Boys,
Vanessa Carlton green Day just like a like a top

(29:47):
forty radio hits from like the year twenty ten or
something like.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
It's just you're for him. That's when I lost his virginity.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Right, I mean it does feel like to me, like
a lot of these I do feel like you're right
that these people do not actually connect with music. It's
the same way that Paul Ryan thinks Rage Against the
Machine is not talking about him. Yeah, rage man, these
have a real like my kid made this, Like I

(30:16):
just handed my kid that the fucking iPad to keep
them busy for an hour.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
I bet their kids have better playlists than this.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah this, Actually, I think this sucks too bad to
be really actual kids.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Yeah it's fair.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
I really I like how one Day and like treats
music like like a video game that like he played.
He's like, yeah, I tried that out. For like a day.
It was fun music. Yeah, yeah, I found like the
best music ever yeah by Bye By and Sync.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
They yeah, they just playing music that a song, I'm sorry,
music a song that like some girl that they were
dating liked and they were like, this reminds me of her.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
One unit of music. Please, that is how they refer
to it, Uh, deliver me a music Spotify like.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
By does explain why these guys all just generally think
art is worthless sperience, that's exactly right.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Music who cares? Yeah, but also like weirdly all want
to be artists. Yeah, they all want to Yeah, well,
they all want to be artists.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
They're all like they I think their art was good enough,
and then they resent, you know, liberal artists, the liberal
fucking art establishment for rejecting them right and not considering
it's because they're not good.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Except for Sydney Sweeney. We got one baby, We've got
an artist. She's got tens.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
That's all.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
There.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
I mean? Is she is she knocking off Joe Rogan
as the top right wing entertainer. I've never seen Trump
as happy as he was when he found out that she.
You know, somebody was like they're saying Sidney Sweeney is
a registered Republican and he got so happy, Yeah, like
are they well? I think her head is super fantastic.

(32:18):
I think it's great. Like it feels like he was
on the verge of tears.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah, because he can't fucking get a boner anymore. So
all I could do was crying.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
I think I think that was she just realized he
could when he was. When that news was shared.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
With it moved like in Seinfeld Winkenstanza eats the mango.
It's like a shot of b twilve and moves away. Yes,
like it really was.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
But I mean there's also just going with the theory
that like they don't really like connect with music, don't
spend any time thinking about music, and it's just a
thing they're like vaguely aware of. It Also is similar
to how Trump interacts with music, Like he has those
rallies where he just plays the same playlist over and

(32:59):
over again and like wants to get credit for the
songs that he's playing and just like sways there to
the music. It's it's just like have you guys heard
about this?

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Like doesn't dissect the lyrics and and realize that you know,
with the rage thing where it's like this is actually
not has no meaning yet, this is not the song
for you.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Music again, music is like swaying softly. It's like, you know,
it's like how white people listen to music. Sorry, Jack,
that's right.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
I mean I was just gently swaying to memories from
cats earlier today with my with my family, who just
stood around the table and uh gently swayed. My wife
and my kids were not allowed because you know they're yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
They're barred from the house. They're in the sermons quarter.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
So that's right, all right, let's talk Gilaine. Maxwell's been moved.
She must have given up something good in her testimony,
like her her meeting with Trump's lawyer, specifically about Bill Clinton,
because she promptly got moved to a minimum security facility
in Texas from the more you know what what people

(34:08):
who commit her crime typically are at, which was a
heavier security prison in Florida where she was getting threatened
for like commissary money. Basically to those bitches, now right,
they got put in solitary and oh when they got out,
like she must have been so scared.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yeah, because they say in prison that nothing is worse
than you being in there for abusing children. That to criminals,
that's like the worst thing you could do is abuse.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Children, because so many of them were.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah, exactly, that's how they end up in the system.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
So this new prison apparently includes puppy time, which allows
the inmates to spend time with animals who are like
being trained to be therapy animals, which are you know,
therapy animals like the cutest things, which is great. Like,
I'm glad there's a prison that does that, right, She's
also in there. It's just wild that, like she is

(35:05):
in there, and this is like Trump's attempt to contain
the situation, transferring somebody who was like Epstein's right hand
to a much less serious prison and just being like, eh, well,
don't I don't know anything about that.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Do you think she agreed she like gave something up
real on about like a Democrat or a or agreed
to just lie about Trump.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
I think both probably.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
I think it had to be both, because I don't
think it was I don't think one was enough. That's
not enough, or she tried to give up something about
you know, they probably tricked her.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
You know, I think just straight lying about whether Trump
was there would be enough I do, but.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
But maybe she wasn't getting to that, you know, like
they they got her to admit something, and they're like,
this isn't even enough. Even if it was in reality,
they could have been like this isn't enough. We are
knew this.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Actually I'm hoping.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
I'm hoping for some Democrat stuff, to be honest, because
I do think, oh, yeah, that's like the top level
of Trump doesn't understand how fucking the world works. Because
it's like it's like the all the like mega people
that are like, oh, we're gonna we're gonna get fucking.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Bill Maher, Like, oh no.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Not Bill Maher always just like yeah, my.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Favorite, please take Clinton down.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Jesus Christ, come on, what are we doing? What are
we doing?

Speaker 1 (36:35):
But truly, yeah, I mean I think everybody is against
like that. They're making it part of this very specific
like political game that the mainstream media is bought into,
and it's just like, no, we are fucking furious at
these wealthy people. There is a sense that like there

(36:55):
is some really wild abuse happening that they were being
protected from like by like institutionally and like we don't
give a fuck whether you know, like, but that that
keeps get do.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Give a fuck. We do give a fuck. That's why
we want them. We want that information because we do
give a fuck.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
No, no, we do give a fuck about that. We
just don't like. I am not going to be like
said if Bill Clinton, No, if it's a Democrat too,
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
That's that's the reality. It's like, we don't care what
people's belief system is. Did you do this crime? That's
what we want to know.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
That's what I will say. Even just politically, I would
still like Democrats to go down like it's time. The
Democrats who would be on Epstein's Island, those are the
perfect people to those are the people that are I'll
tell you exactly.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
It's not gonna be Bernie, and it's not gonna be
zor on Good.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
I don't if it is great, I don't think that's fine.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
That's fine. There's a great.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Area between ninety one and ninety two. Jack, you know
crazy bro.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Bernie had had a wild time. Well, let's talk about mom, Donnie,
because the.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Bernie seems like he would be irritated by a child
who should write that joke? Let me not say more.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, they talk so much, what are they even talking
about she kept.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Talking about her Barbie Dolls.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Anyone left of like fucking I don't know, Yeah, Bill Clinton,
any anyone left of like a center right has been
smeared so much. If there wasn't any inkling that they
were doing any of this year's any chance we would
have known about it years ago.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Your Bobby Doll is immaterial to the point that I'm making.
That was my attempt to Bernie. It wasn't great, but yeah, yeah,
I agree, any like any chance they had, like, yeah,
they have to have come like pretty clean for mom
Donnie to have like gotten where he is.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Yeah, they are. They have been vetted hard, harder than anyone.
Oh yeah, any of the like you know, any of
the party leadership on either party.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Yeah, Like remember Elliot Spitzer, but he like went after
powerful people and man, they they got his ass cool Wick. Yeah, Like, yeah,
party's clean.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Just because of what he's been who he's been going after, Like,
he's just been vetted so fucking hard. They've they've dug
up every possible thing. Yeah, yeah, is my guess. I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
I think this guy might have smoked weed in the seventies.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Yeah, I didn't Inhale.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
What Yeah, that'd be amazing. Yeah, even that ship.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
It's so silly. Yeah, it's always been so silly on
a democratic end.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Yeah, all right. I do just want to mention that
because you know, Mom Donnie is now in the general election,
and I remember the mainstream media headlines from like places
like Politico and New York Times. Politico last week published
an article titled MATS shooting becomes Mom Donnie's first test,

(40:06):
and which is interesting because Eric Adams is still the
fucking mayor and that's who he's running against.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Yeah, but I need to.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Know his thoughts they matter right now. Yeah, fucking Eric
Adams smoking a cigar, getting a dick sucked, not taking
up his phone to make a comment.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
He's a daytime and a night time present mayor.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
You know.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Oh god, this fucking I mean, the cop shit obviously
is just gonna perpetually be the thing that ruins our society.
But like, yeah, it's not like NYPD could have, like
could do anything about this. They never do and they
never have, Like what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Yeah, the next day of Political published article mom Donnie
backs away from out of step to defund to the
police posts.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Oh my god, I hate I will say so right now,
in Los Angeles for all the zigang there's there's at
least in my neighborhood. But I feel like others there's
there's like a huge threat of immense budget cuts and
to most social services, of course, not to the LAPD.
And the line they're going with is a save our
services kind of thing. There's like a petition and blah

(41:17):
blah blah. And I will just say for anyone who
thinks this is like a good tactic, I get it.
Of course this is also defund the police because the
money to save our services can only come from the
LAPD budget.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
That's where all the money went, where all the money
is currently. Yeah, you may notice like five helicopters flying
over your house like every hour. That's that's where the
money is. Your kids school, you dumb fuck.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
So Like, I'm just saying, it's the exact same result.
So like, what however you want to say it if
it makes you feel warm and fuzzy to say save
our services, you are also saying defund the police.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Yeah, I will say I do like that. Zoron is
flipping on this because from my perspective, I'm like, say
whatever you want to get your brother, say whatever you
fucking need, just do it in there, because looking Eric
at him, he said all kinds of shit he's in there,
and he ain't shit. Yeah, he had done ship for anybody.

(42:19):
And I'm like, yeah, say what And I'm like, I'm
not even fighting back on it because going exactly what,
and you're saying, it's like people need to be brainwashed
to move in the right to depressing.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Yeah, hey, you.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Think about it as like the fucking when you put
your dog's medicine in the food. You know, like, whatever
it fucking takes to get this motherfucker to eat this ship,
I'm fine, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Wrap it in cheese.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Wrap it in fucking cheese.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
The There's also been some reporting that so the New
York Times had that massive scoop that changed the whole election.
You might have remembered, no, what is it? So zorimum
Donnie apparently checked African on his college application, did uh huh,
And yeah, so I don't think we're gonna be voting

(43:07):
for the growing even though he was born in Africa.
But the so somebody pointed out that the way they
were able to get that information was, first of all,
there was a hack of Columbia University, which is like
mainstream media sources will usually like. There was also a
hack of jd Vance back in during the election, and

(43:28):
a bunch of like information on jd vance that the
mainstream media refused to use because they got it from
Iranian hackers, even though the information was real. This time around,
the source turned out to be a white supremacist eugenicist.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
It feels like it writes itself like the New York Times.
Columbia University and a white supremacist eugenicist walk into a
bar and the bartenders like table for one.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Sounds like a Disney movie from the two thousands.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
I hate all these people, but yeah, they were willing
to work with that to get that huge scoop that
everybody has changed, how.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
We all, how we all look. I will say I
do love encourage everyone to use racism to their advantage.
Check all the boxes you need to get that money, honey. Okay,
I love having a black boyfriend because I love shoplifting. Okay,
they follow him.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Around the store.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
I'm stealing ship everybody. However, we got our reparations, let's
get them for everybody.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Also, if you have to look at the New York Times.
Get a fucking log in from your library, your local library.
Don't fucking give them any money. Stop you being like, oh,
I just like it for like, you know, fucking corrections.
Our word. By the way, wordle is for fucking morons.
It's just a guessing game.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Andrew, Andrew, whoa.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
You know you want to Yeah, you need to push
back on that one. My friend, I got the wordle
the other day in.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Three Yeah, connections are stolen from only connect They're plagiarists and.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Terrible and Andrew, Okay, so I agree, it is just puzzles.
I encourage everyone to go get a fucking fucking remember
how old people buy fucking books of things.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
I have little books that are like the binding is
at the top and then clip through them like a
mad libs.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
I encourage everyone to get off a wordle. I'm with
Andrew to get a word, get a fucking get get
a little booklet from the fucking wherever they saw him everywhere,
and get log off. Just give your eyes a break,
play those little puzzles. Because the puzzles are great for
your brain. They're great for thinking through, great for helping you,
you know, keep your brain strong. Good for making you go, oh,

(45:53):
should I try this? Should I try that? That's not right,
I'll move on very quickly. Okay. There's a lot of
tools that are used full in doing those types of
puzzles when they're a booklet form puzzles.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
By the way, I love you were moving on. You
got like three right there and moved on immediately.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
I love puzzles, okay, And uh that's why I did
enjoy wordle for a while, and then I was like
New York Times, let me, let me not do say.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
I think world.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Just once you figure out what the actual game of
wordle is, there's so much chance involved. It is not.
It's not a deductive game.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Really, it's just yeah, it's not. Once you realize you're
literally just like using your brain.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Yeah, it's a little bit of letter frequency, but no,
not enough.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Get you a Sudoku booklet to take you with you
travel with the throw in your backpack jack, thrown in
your backpack jack.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
If you need to kill thirty seconds. What I do
is I play spades against bots online. And that's dumb too,
but at least it's not supporting because I have moral Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Yeah, if you know, if you want to kill nother
thirty seconds. Grab a vibrator, girl, how you can do it?

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Four hands? You can? Well, all right, let's take the.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Real Andrew wants to be my voiceover actor. I think
voiceover agent.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Yes, yeah, it's so mess.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Someone's falling in love.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Genuinely, I genuinely.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
I just didn't realize you had this gear. I genuinely
love it a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
You know what's funny Where people see me live, they're
always like, I didn't know you could, And then everyone
is a mad I mean a mad lib where it's
like sometimes it's I didn't know you could do that
with your voice. I didn't know you talked about this.
I didn't know you talked about that.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
One of the impressions, not just me, other lesser impressions
such as Beyonce.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
So much.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Just broke after midnight. I believe it was oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. Let's take a quick break. We'll come back.
We'll talk about Google maps'll itchy on the trigger there,
well to talk about those those fun AI trickers.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
You were back.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
One one more, give me one more second. Well, you're
a bad god, damn it.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
We'll be right.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Back and we're back. Oh come on, yeah, that's yeah.
You wasted for great and we're backs.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
I know it's called comedy, guys, try it.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
I will not and I never will.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
I I just don't do it.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
I just don't do it.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Comedy not for me, not for me, just like representing people.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
So Jack never says anything because Jack doesn't know how
to let people.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Sometimes talk about Google Maps. Sorry, it's Google Street for you, which.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
You catch somebody having an orgy? Jack, what's the fucking story?
Drop me?

Speaker 1 (49:07):
It was just a naked guy. I don't know. It's
not much of a story. But this guy and Argentina
got caught nude in his garden. That's so funny.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
I really just guessed that because I didn't want to
read all the stories that I can't believe.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
I guess that's the second I get to the news
part myself. It's giving me the wrap it up gesture.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Guys, do you believe him or not? Vote in the
comments do you think I'd give him the wrap it
up or not? I need you guys to because he
lies about me on here, guys, he lies about here,
and then you guys get all mad at me. You're
so many to jog she's so mad to jog and
he's sitting her smiles conor.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
So sad.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
I believe women, well not all of them actually also
believe me right now?

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Uh I like that?

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Oh sorry, guys, my brain is.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
A mond one.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
This black green, I mean, this black mint tea is
really what is black?

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Men?

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Oh yeah, you said that so quickly at the top.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Okay, it's black tea with mint in it.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Black and mint, not not too different, bige those cells
A black tea that has mint, it's called perfectly Mint.
Now you want to know who I found out? You
want to know how I found out that this mint
tea that's called perfectly mint black tea in it because
I just thought it was mint tea. For everyone that
loves tea, you know that most teas that are mint

(50:33):
are fucking herbal mint free teeth. One night, I was
fucking tweaking and I was like, I can't go to sleep,
but I don't know why. And then, like not exaggerating,
two days later, I go, I see Carla Hall, you
know the chef Carla Hall. She is on Instagram live
and they're doing tea tests. They're testing different mint teeth.
What's your favorite mint team. What's your favorite mint team?

(50:54):
Like your favorite mint tea? And like, I love this one,
but you know what I don't like about it? It
has black tea in it. And I went, that's why.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
The other day that genuinely seems like they should let
people know more to.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Say it on the fucking cover, and it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Every Mint tea is no cafuine.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
I should sue them, Chack, get on it.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
All right, my client missed a whole night.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
He's not that pretty good one. He just speaks over
his client.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
That's right, you're honor my client. That's all Actually, all
I know how to say. It's the extent of my
legal expertise. Guy in Argentina naked in his yard. He
Google said, this is what you want to talk about.
It is desperately I've been trying. So he was behind

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a six and a half foot wall. So first of all,
how high is this guy's butt crack?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Go?

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Yeah, but two meters he's in Argentina. Please, that's right,
it's the longest butt crack of all time. And he
was captured in Google street view and then like Argentine
TV channels started covering the story and so it just
like became a thing where like everybody knew that this
person was on Google street View naked and knew his address,

(52:15):
and it just it's annoying to me that it was
only twelve five hundred dollars. That's how much Google has
to pay. I did look at this.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Up at current exchange rate, that's sixteen million, seven hundred
and forty ready to point eight to one.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Argentine pesos, Oh my god, Jack, you racist.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
I don't. I don't know what the I guess I'll
look up the average average salary.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
So you're like, it's fine, we don't because of the
exchange rate. Give him twelve dollars. He'll be happy. It
means a lot to him. Google commented, we have developed
cutting edge face and license plate blurring technology that is
designed to blur identifiable faces and license plates. If you
would like us to blur your entire house, car, or body,
submit a request using the Report a Problem tool, which

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is just so funny.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
All right, the average, according to this sketchy website, yearly salary,
that's can't be right. It just try to tell me
five thousand dollars a year.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
I believe it. I believe that and Argentina I believe it.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Well, if that's the average salary, twelve and a half
k is pretty good.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. When you did the conversion,
I was like, oh, that full separate, it's gonna be
he's gonna blow that money on cocaine and horse like.
Good for him.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
He's gonna he doesn't pay for a cocaine and whores.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Yeah, yeah, so even more so.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Yeah, exactly, he's gonna die like this. It's gonna be
great for everybody.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
All right, let's take a quick look at this AI
tribute to Ozzy Osbourne that Rod Stewart was like, this
is good. This video that somebody made and shared with me,
presumably on TikTok, Like, this is good, and I'm gonna
show to my whole crowd. So as he was playing
Forever Young at his concert, Rod Stewart showed a video

(54:09):
of Ozzy Osbourne in heaven hugging various dearly departed celebrities
and musicians and I just want to play it for you.
So Rod Stewart that things is so great. When his
you know, hit song Forever Young comes up, he just
like turns his back to the audience and like you

(54:32):
get to watch him. Watch this video that is Ozzy
Osbourne next to it. We're opening with triple ex Tantassio
and Ozzy Osbourne is filming himself with a selfie stick
and they appear to be in like just a poorly rendered,

(54:52):
shitty like eighties TV version of Heaven where they're just
like standing on clouds and they look so happy.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Oh it's just so.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Prince is huge. So it's him next to Prince, and
Prince is like six three in this. But according to
Tina Turner, watch notice that like both Ozzy Osbourne's face
and like other celebrities faces change throughout. Tupac like starts

(55:25):
out looking like Tupac and then does not look like Tupac.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
I think I was supposed to be a liah.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Yeah, Michael Jackson obviously, Freddie Mercury, George Michael, everybody's.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Just like what do think Heaven is?

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Like Kurt Cobain just like cheat, just being like I love,
like just taking the most enthusiastic tourist selfie with Ozzy
Osbourne perfectly in keeping.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
We got Quitney that looks like Shaka Khan.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
And they just have like the Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
See I didn't watch the whole thing. When I saw
pop up, I was like, I'm not watching this. It's
also like insane, like, hey, who do you guys want
to pick her favorite dead slips? Do you want to
get a little shout out to Like is this his
fuck you to people he didn't.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Like it's a true bummer.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
It just has to be like but the thing you
have to remember about Rod Stewart is he's he's like
a literal boomer, right, like.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Oh yeah, yeah, just like blown away by this like
something sharing it with him and he was like, guys,
I gotta put this on my concert.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
This is this is like just it's he just has
the bigger platform. But this is no different than everyone's
grandparents putting whatever the fuck they put on Facebook. This
is his Facebook. His Facebook is just this.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
That's true because on the only video he shared, he
I forget what the other video he shares at the end,
but it was like an anti Trump video and it's
you're you nailed it, Andrew. That's what it is called,
Nicole ber you nailed it. But it's because when I
saw that, I was like, what the fuck is it
with these videos? But that's it. That's yeah, he just doesn't.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
He just has a bigger platform than everyone's. Fucking Yeah, he's.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
On Facebook, He's like, yeah, I love this video posted
me in it. Wait, he's never mind.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
I mean I would like it if the next one
was like, look, this African child made a fucking you know,
ferrari out of bamboo shoots or like, and no one,
no one prayed for him, like to pray.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Yeah, that's what you would love to see. Andrews.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Heaven, by the way, looks boring as hell. Honestly, this
is like, I can't imagine that this is what Kurt
Cobain wants to be doing in heaven.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
I also can't imagine that all these people were in heaven. Okay,
let's talk about that.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
It's a different heaven.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Don't you say that? Not you, Marcella, you.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Tell her in heaven get here.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Do you think there've always been selfie sticks in heaven
or they like got invented at the same time they got.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
It, got for the angle on the on the you
need the selfie sticks?

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Yeah, are you guys like servants when you're in heaven?

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Do you just what I'm talking about with the hypothetical
ship and tuning out out.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
This is not a hypothetical like what would you do?
I'm asking a question. This is theological question.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Is a scientific question.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
I feel like I'm at a bar.

Speaker 6 (58:24):
This is this is.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
Science for me.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Marcella is such a pleasure having you as always Jack pleasure.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
And tell them how you really feel.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
It was I really enjoyed having you.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
I mean, we like having Marcella, but t Jack O'Brien's here.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
It was boner city having you on. Is that what
you said?

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Okay, Marcella as always total boner city having you on
the daily sight. Guys, where can people find you? Follow
you all that good stuff?

Speaker 2 (58:57):
You can find me follow me at Marcella Comedy across
all platforms. But I'm also doing Marcella or Guayo on YouTube. Lately.
I've been posting some videos because I'm having kind of
a little pivot out of socials. So if you guys
want to check some longer clips, I'm on my yu tub.
Try to try to yutub Hannibal versus Nephew says yu tub.

(59:18):
If you remember that joke anyways, it's one of my
favorite jokes, and I say yut tub still the same
way as Hannibal said and Nephew said in that particular story. Anyways,
that's about it.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Okay, is there on the road.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Oh, I'm I'm on the road. Check me out on
the road.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
But where you come?

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Where will you need bring stuff? No?

Speaker 2 (59:37):
We piss art. I want to piss art me drawn
as a dick, whatever you can think.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Of, I don't care, whatever, whatever.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
But also if you bring me something and it's gross,
like these boys fear, the thing is, I will rip
it up. Okay, that's right. I will make a very
dramatic scene like that's what you really have to be
prepared for. Maybe that's why I don't get art, because
people know I'm going to react. Wait what else was
I gonna say? Cincinnati, Jamesville, Wisconsin. I forget the other dates.

(01:00:09):
But I technically shouldn't be promoting more than I have
a mchel.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Go check it out. Do you funk with that Cincinnati
chili ship?

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
It's like a very skyline meat chili. Yeah, but there's
not I think there's there's other companies that do have
a skyline. I think it's the most face.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
It's like very thin, very fine, very liquid beef is
almost like spaghetti.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Or hot on hot dogs with a tone.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
I will try it. I will try it. I've never heard.
I don't know if I've ever been to Cincinnati.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
The only other time I've had ground beast that is
that finely ground is in Slappy Joe's at like lunchtime.
It's like Slappy Joe's.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
I love a sloppy Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
It's worth come on, and I love this the voice
heart coming out of someone crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Yeah, Jack is jealous. You guys can't see it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
He is inside messaging the producers, being like, is there
some decent there's like something going on the Marcela? What's up?

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Except me and Andrew hook up? But he's like, you
can only do voices, do not.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
I'm not here for like Jack, what uh is the media?
Is there Workamedia?

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
There's a working media?

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Actually no, there isn't. I didn't do that part because
you guys have signed too many assignments.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Work ship.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
It's too much work. Oh. Also, but I will say,
you know a piece of media, I'll give you a
piece of media. Give you guys fan like, you guys
should bring back what is it? The myth Busters? You
guys should bring back the myth busters, and I said
he was a coward for bringing it up so many
years later. Wow, and I want him to know you're
a coward. I forget your name.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
But that was we actually just like at a certain
point we were like, this is too much homework for
the guests and find him find a myth to bust.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Yeah, that was too much forgot. I literally forgot.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
About it, Jack, because it's fam I wish I would
have looked at it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
But I think it's just like, you know, we all
have the skills to vam. We could fucking turn one
of these questions into twenty five minutes that we have to.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
We absolutely can.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
We can.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Some people vamp, some people tramp. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
The two things those are the two things you can do. Okay, Andrew,
is there a workimedia you've been enjoying and where you
could people find you? I rehearsed them.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Yeah right right? Yo? Is this racist? I don't know,
Andrew t social media the only thing since I watched
Naked Gun last night.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Oh, it's very good.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
I will also say the thing that is very appealing
about it, it's fucking fast. I think it's eighty five
minutes run time.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Wow, that is so short. I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Yeah, it's it's like delightful, it's really funny, doesn't overstays welcome.
There are jokes in the credits. There are like actual jokes,
like in the end credits. Yeah, like like lean, there's
written jokes that are good. Yeah, comedy is legal again,
thank god?

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Wait? Wait can we promote TV shows? Did you have?

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
You?

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Not everybody you know? People know v people know Seinfeld,
but a lot of people don't know The New Adventures
of Old Christine. That is an underrated Julia Louie Dreyfus show,
and it's not Pluto TV free. You don't have to
sign up, So I encourage everyone to dip into that
because it's like, if Elaine wasn't a fucking cunt, basically,
she was still like a privileged idiot a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
That's a really good recommendation because I've always like, she's
never been bad in anything. I've never not enjoyed a
single thing she is in. But I'm I'm just not
going to watch this for some reason.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
It's really good. It's really good, and if the kids
are running around, it's not crazy offensive, Like it's really good.
I really. I'm revisiting it right now.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Is it a multi cam?

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Is it a mult yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
Oh man.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
The thing I will say about Seinfeld is, you know,
however you feel about it. I know a lot of
people love it. It was never for me. It really is
pretty telling what those guys thought about women, if you
take even half a step to think about it, like,
oh sure, I mean like and a bunch of girlfriends,
and it's just like, yeah, I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
They wrote Elaine written as a man because they didn't
know how to write about.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Elaane is my dream girl.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
I think about getting J l D tattooed on me
and too delivered so.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Much full face on the like an NBA player with
their child something.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
I was thinking about getting like her face on my
butt or something.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
I don't know why, but that's just where my brain
is going. Anyways. Check where can people.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Find Thank you so much for asking. You can find
me on blue Sky at jack ob the Number one
and on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brian workimedia. I've been enjoying.
I like to tweet from mister meat Scraps, who tweeted
gently tapping my butt when a turn gets too long.
Like I'm ashing a cigarette gross and I thought that

(01:05:21):
was gross. But I also thought about it during our
recording today and I was almost like, Hey, there's this
tweet that this guy did, so this is the top
at the end. That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
You built it a time to do this.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
I thought you were going to say. I thought about
it when I was taking I thought that's what you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Were going to say. Wow, what a bum When the
shimmy doesn't doesn't work, you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Suck never mind, fuck you funk out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
We're talking to fucking lame. Let me see your Playliss
the lame boy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
A lame of Venis. You can find us on Twitter
and blues I had Daily Zei guys. Read the Daily
Zei Guys on Instagram. You can go to the description
of the episode wherever you're listening to it, and underneath
the show description you will find the footnotes, which is
where we link off to the information that we talked
about in today's else we have a link off to
a song that we think you might enjoy. Super producer

(01:06:19):
Justin with Miles out abroad. Uh, you I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna dox him. He'll He'll tell the people
when he come, although I guess I have docksed myself
that I'm in Ocean City, New Jersey. So hey, baby, uh,
Justin always love to hear from you. Is there a
song that you think that people might enjoy?

Speaker 7 (01:06:41):
Yeah, this song came out at the beginning of the summer.
It definitely has like a summertime block party vibe that
leans real heavy into like an old school g funk
kind of thing. This song is called You Feel Me
with Larry June and E forty and it's a pretty
versatile in the sense that you could like ants to
it or barbecue, you know, cook to it, or smoke

(01:07:02):
a little weed and sit down to it, or you know,
whatever you want all three if you're freaky like that.
But again, the song is called You Feel Me by
Larry June, E forty and Carlo got Wings produced it,
and you can find this song in the footnote.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Your description is making me think of a song I
really like to smoke weed and cook to first, Noel,
I don't know if you're familiar, you're gonna say something
about Justin.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Yeah, every time we recommend the song, I feel like
it's for me.

Speaker 7 (01:07:34):
Yeah, I try to tailor it to Marcella's what I
Think will like.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Mica Weed sitting down.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
Danson, Hey area, I like those things. The Daily Zeike,
thank you justin. The Daily ZEI guys, is a production
of iHeart Radio. For more podcasts from iHeart Radio, you
could visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast or wherever you
listen to your favorite shows. That's gonna do it for
us this morning, back this afternoon to tell you what
is trending, and we will talk to you all then

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bye bye.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
The Daily Zeitgeist is executive produced by Catherine Long, co
produced by Bee Wang.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Co produced by Victor

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Wright, co written by j M McNabb, edited and engineered
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