September 18, 2025 • 57 mins
In episode 1933, Jack and Miles are joined by Yo, Is This Racist?, Andrew Ti, to discuss… Trump’s UK Visit Is Full Of Pageantry And Massive Epstein Photos, TRUMP WAS OBSESSED WITH PRINCESS DIANA…, Slight cope: Jeanine Piro is TERRIBLE at prosecuting THE LEFT, “You May Already Be F**ked”: Publishers Clearing House Is Cutting Off Their Sweepstakes Winners and more!
- King Charles greets Trump with royal pageantry in UK’s Windsor Castle
- Donald Trump Once Boasted He Could Have 'Nailed' Princess Diana — But Only If She Passed an HIV Test
- Donald Trump Stalked Princess Diana, Saw Her as 'Trophy Wife,' Friend Says
- Trump and Epstein’s Twisted Race to Sleep With Princess Diana: Author
- Epstein and Trump images projected onto walls of Windsor Castle upon his arrival
- Huge photo of Trump and Epstein unveiled at Windsor Castle ahead of state visit
- UK protesters get creative with Trump-Epstein merch and plaques
- More rebukes for prosecutors: Grand jurors refuse to indict 2 people accused of threatening Trump
- Prosecutors already have dropped nearly a dozen cases from Trump’s DC crime surge, judge says
- Publishers Clearing House’s bankruptcy means ‘forever’ winners will no longer get paid
- You May Already Be a Winner! The Story of Publishers Clearing House
- Ed McMahon Publishers Clearing House Connection Sparks ‘Mandela Effect’ Blame
- 'Mandela Effect': Ed McMahon and Publishers Clearing House
- FTC Takes Action Against Publishers Clearing House for Misleading Consumers About Sweepstakes Entries
- Sweepstakes company Publishers Clearing House goes bankrupt
- Amid bankruptcy, some Publishers Clearing House winners are facing the end of ‘forever’ prizes
- Company That Bought Publishers Clearing House Won’t Pay Past Prize Winners
- Publishers Clearing House’s bankruptcy means ‘forever’ winners will no longer get paid
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
I mean recently, I remember just there being ash trays
on the door in the bathroom that had no smoking
signs on it, and it was like, why the fuck.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Well, you got out before you got to put cigarette somewhere.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Right, We're not going to expect you not to start smoking,
but as you ash, you're gonna notice that it's a
no smoking thing. Be reminded, and then yeah, they really
give you a ship that. I feel like that was
a big change for people like that. We're still dealing with.
We're still dealing with the ramifications of that. With all
the people who get angry on airplanes.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Is because they need to smoke.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It's a long time when I was addicted to nicotine,
Like planes were a long time to go without smoking,
and like you, I get angry, like I would get
angry when I was without nicotine for a long perio.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Like that was my response was to get like real crabby.
And that's what you would say to the fight tendants, right,
you get angry. You don't want to see me angry
when it likely when I'm angry.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
And they're like, sir, we are not worried. Yes, sir,
you seem to be on the verge of tears right now, sir,
sit your bitch ass down.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Okay, okay, Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four
oh six, Episode four of Alyas Guys.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
There's a production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
It's a podcast where we take a deep dev into
America's shared consciousness. And it is Thursday, September eighteenth, twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yep, it's National Poppa Day, Air Force Birthday. The plant
thing those like green things that you see growing, you
know what I mean. You've seen a pop pop pawpaw.
It looks like every time I see it, I'm like,
what is that? And They're like, that's a pop pop
And I'm like, I don't know. I'm not gonna eat it.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I guess I'm just not curious.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah. Yeah. It's also Ever's Birthday, National HIV is an
aging awareness day, and also National Cheeseburger Day. Cheese burger,
I want a burger now.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
These little fruit things that they look like they would
be a fruit, and then they're okay, you.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Do look like a fruit? Yeah, inedible fruit tree producer
Justine said they're really good and growing this out boom.
They like they're edible, They're not. Oh okay, Okay, it's
called the provides a taste of the great forgotten American fruit.
Despite the tropical taste, many pop ups grown natively in
the United States. Whatever, right, he's a pop of cheoe
(02:36):
from this rule? Is there a fruit that I've never
heard of?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
This is by far the most we've gotten into the
national days when yeah, this is usually called.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
The Kentucky banana and Hillbilly mango are very different.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
They get me a are they viscus?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Like? Is the fruit viscous? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Like, you know how banana has that like kind of
slimy kind of it. It it high in potassium. Yeah,
it kind of holds the smoothie together. Just what is
it like with Paul Paul?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Yeah, it tastes really fruity, slightly less flavorful than a mango.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I would say, I don't have a whole bunch of
experience with it. I had it as a jam one time. Yeah, Yeah,
it's pretty good. Yeah. Often described as a mix of banana, mango,
and mellet. Okay, God damn like tropical fruit starburst. Yeah,
that is what I'm getting.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
When someone describes something as fruity, I'm picturing either tropical
fruit starburst or fruit striped gum.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Oh. Whenever someone says, yeah, it tastes fruity, I go,
which color skittle does it taste like?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
That's reference. Yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
My name is Jack O'Brien AKA, starring Miles of Gray
as James Bong Double Blow seven and Jack O'Brien as
Pissy Galore. Okay, all right, I see what you did
in Jack do pussy. Uh yeah, that courtesy of you
guessed at locrone. He should have read that one all
(04:13):
the way through LOCRONI you've done. You got me again, asshole. Anyways, Uh,
I'm throwing to be joined as always by Double Blow
seven himself. Uh, mister Miles Grass, Miles Great Ak told
you that I want my frost soggy.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I told you that I want my frost soggy. Fuck you.
I won't eat it there, Crispy, fuck you, I won't
eat it there. Crispy Goes that fried are justified for
dipping the basket. But under time, those that fried are
justified for dipping the basket. But under time. Okay, okay,
(04:50):
New Chris and no clue collab. You know I like
the soggy French fries. Okay, shout out to somebody. I
feel like I'm maybe Blue Sky who posted like a
Dick's Driving rap song for me to enjoy, because look,
the fries at Dick's Driving are great and a little
a little soggy.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
The way medium medium, well medium rare.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Oh these were blue. M m they say in the
steak restaurant, these fries were blue. Du dab dye these
fries blue.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's what anytime they asked me how I want my steak?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
The heifel sixty five guys fucking back.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Miles was thrilled to be joined in our third seat
by one of the very faces on the Mount to
Zeite tomorrow, hilarious and brilliant producer and TV writer. You
know him from the Yo is this racist podcast?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
It's Andrew.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
In old school rap cadence. This was that was a
direction about it, Miles G and Andrew T in the
place to be on the M I C with Jackie
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Speaker 3 (05:53):
That's you hot t d Z. And I'm going to
add a line to this pulpful that five g Oh.
I got a COVID booster yesterday and I feel like shit.
I just got my flu shot yesterday, not nearly as bad. Yeah,
but I'm also admitting five G with right now. Oh
(06:15):
he's got seven cell phones tapped to his head like
a weird crown. Yeah, five five G.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
If you're going to invent science fiction ship as part
of a conspiracy, why then also make it an okay
cell phone standards.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
You're already talking about magic, you're talking about nanobots that
could fit it.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
At vaccin im the editor, one of his favorite causes
is to talk shit about five G. He's like, it's
just a fucking it's it's bullshit. It ain't doing what
they fucking five G okay. It was it was like
they you know, they're pitching it.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
They were like you need to expand, and like do
you know I had to do all these equipment upgrades
and then it didn't end up being what they had promised.
But I think because everybody saw it being advertised every
everywhere at a time when our brains were like yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Particularly banking, Yeah, yeah, it's like like it's like AI
right now, it's the same thing. It's like you're being
bombarded with messaging that like this is good. Why this
is because a lot of people have a ton of
money invested in it, and I need adoption to happen
for their profits to Really.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
All I'm saying is, if you're a vaccine conspiracist of
the nanobots level, you're talking about like fucking T one thousand,
So like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Why would T what womagine of T one thousand operated
on five G? You'd be like, this movie sucks, it
wouldn't work in Echo park. Yeah, it's crazy. I'm just
saying you could invent anything. You're being a fantasist already.
Why would you settle on five gin? Yeah? Because because
no one's actually thinking. They just need a thing to
tell themselves to explain their own lack of power. Anyway,
(07:56):
I'm souped up on five G. I really genuinely feel
really really should I have to say, all right, we'll
keep it short then, no, no, no, don't worry, no, no,
you said it. All of my all of my stuff
involves involves the COVID shot. Alright, good, overrated, the COVID shot.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Underrated COVID And literally I wrote down how bad my
headache is right now?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Oh god?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
All right, Well we're going to get to know you
and your headache a little bit better in a moment. First,
a couple of the things we're talking about later.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
On in the episode.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
We're going to talk about Donald Trump's big trip to
the UK of nine and how that's going for him,
a little bit of history of a certain obsession of
his Princess Die. He was always after Princess di. We'll
talk about Judge Janine Piro and how she is bad
(08:49):
at her job thankfully, And we might even talk about
Publisher's clearinghouse, the famous sweep steaks company that is uh.
First of all, Ed McMahon. We we're gonna talk about
big Big Mandela effect Ed McMahon never delivered a check
for them. What yeah, well, yeah he delivered a check
(09:13):
for other.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
People, but not on TV. I see not on TV though,
which I can I can very clearly put from the
Department of Defense and they thank you sots in Afghanistan.
Could you imagine that it's not weirder than most ship
that's happened.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
It's such a powerful image the just guy shows up,
how giant check balloons like it was. It is a
like so iconic and yet underutilized, as we'll talk about
like they just it became a thing that like people
referenced in sitcoms, and so that's that's where your image
(09:53):
of it comes from. There's no actual footage of him
doing that, like on the news, like he didn't do that.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
That that's from. There is a photo though, with Jeffrey
Epstein and Donald Trump holding a giant check where they
talk about the value to fully depreciated valuable woman being
paid for for around twenty t that's actually say yeah,
thank you, okay, sorry, all that plenty more.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
But first, Andrew, we do like to ask our guests,
what is something from your search history that's revealing about
who you are?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
All right?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
This is this is revealing about who I am in
multiple ways, which is that I remembered I had a
memory of tweeting something about how the xenomorpho is really
just a huge wasp that can't stop drooling.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
But then yeah, like it drools a lot, Like it's
okay in a way that like any other thing that
drools that much, you'd be like, that thing is stupid.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
It's sick. All right.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
So here here's the train of thought that I think
actually tells everyone literally everything you might conceivably want to
know about me, which is I have a memory of
this because I I basically was like, someone else made
a sort of similar joke on some social media and
I was like, I already did that, and then I
looked for it and I couldn't find it. So that
(11:13):
was my search history as Andrew t zenomorphasp and.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I couldn't find it. Did I did? I just think this?
And so I don't know. I genuinely don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
It seems like it's not there. But I also deleted
most of my tweets at some point. Maybe it was
in the deleted batch of tweets.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I'm going to get me in trouble with.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
All of those movies have some very serious character saying
a nearly completely perfect organism.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I have to tell you it's only an okay organist. Yeah,
you can get you can get rid of that second mouth, yeah,
second mouth, the l Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, it's fucking and it can't reproduce unless a fucking
like certain number of humanoids look at its eggs.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah, like stare at its eggs with their mouth open, Like.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Plant, is that for propagating yourself?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
It doesn't if it wanted to bring people in, if
that was its strategy, right, Like I think about like
a flower that wants to reproduce, so it's brightly colored.
It's like it looks fucking so hot to bumblebees, Like
bumble bees are like, oh yeah, I want to fuck
that thing, or like you know, they or it looks
(12:37):
delicious to other things. Well there is one that looks
like something that I forget which insect it is, but
then to fuck it.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah all right, well that's fine.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
But anyways, like this one is on a scary ass
planet that you know, like just not does not It's created.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Mist and eerie blue lights, and it looks like a
fucking like demon. Yeah you see that, You're like, hell no,
why would you look at that?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah, like they they really need some they need to
up their game in terms.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Of even if. Yeah, it's just that so many things.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Have to go perfectly for one baby to be borne,
and that I think is not such a good plan
perfect evolutionarily speaking.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
And also when it runs, it's like not that.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, like when it so when it pops out of
that motherfucker's stomach spoiler alert for people managed to miss that.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
The whole I saw Senator Cassidy's testimony.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
And it runs out, it doesn't run that like, it's
like just like it just like kind of scampers out
like in a way that's you know it.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Kind of well some of these are answered in Alien
Earth Jack. Then they hit series on FX.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Is it okay? Uh?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
They they show more of the zoomorph in between, which
is why this came up for me. Someone was talking
about Alien Earth and I was like, hold up, I
already made this sick ass joke, and I'm suing.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
I didn't make this The sick ass joke is what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It's a perfect, perfectly scary thing. Unfortunately that doesn't make
it perfect for reproduction and service.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Yeah, it's gorgeous. Nature's the pinnacle of nature's achievement. It's like,
what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, because there is also like the conceit is that
everybody wants to use it as a weapon, Like it's
just yeah, it would be the worst weapons.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Going to turn on you so fast. You want to
heard of just a better gun if you really want
to pretty spooky guns in here? Man, Yeah, it's not
even the best gun in the like spaceship area.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
What did it even look like? Would it be like
the car you know in Gouni's day. It has the
vest where like a punching like a boxing glove pops out.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Of spring load.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Would that be like just have a xenomorph that like
pops out of a container, Like how are you going
to weaponize that?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
You open your vest and then as xenomorph.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Pops out of your chest and like yeah, every every
time they've tried to depict that on screen as the
xenomorph being a quote unquote perfect weapon. All it does
is kill some quite a lot of the people in
the area. It doesn't do anything that a fucking like
cruise missile couldn't do a billion times more.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
If you have the technology for interplanetary travel, I'd imagine
your weapons might be better than just unleashing it.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Truly, monster, But I'm so sorry, but like yeah, I'm
just like putting a big bug in the in the
house cannot be the best way to do this.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
It's like the equivalent of.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Like putting some bees under some door and then like
walking away giggling yourself.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
And then they're like, I was on vacation, I came home,
there's like three dead bees in my living room. The
bees killed a bunch of stuff, right, Why would you
do that? Man?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
It's such an insane way to kill people if everybody
stays inside this house. Who we want to stay inside
this house where we're in business.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
There's just too many variables, too many variables. I don't
like it. You don't want to go back on the house, Yeah,
bad idea.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Do you ever want to use that spaceship for your
own No? You just want to kill some of the
people in it, real scarily okay, like still.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
At the ancient like using an ASP as a weapon? Yeah,
version of like weapons or unleash the ASP on Cleopatra.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Oh your city with scorpions? Like, what do you? I
just I listen.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I get that it's a monster. I just think the
underlying research imperative seems shaky at best.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Monster can't even close its fucking mouth. Yeah, what is
something you think is underrated?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Stop me?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Actually, don't stop me if I've said this one already,
because it's still going that would be rude. Eating a
whole pineapple by yourself?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Mmmmmm skin.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I've been on that pea train lately, and not not
Jack's pea train, but uh yeah, I just on it
all night.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Man.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I'm just like, I'm just like, that's my new fruit
of a choice at the grocery store is a whole pineapple?
Are you experimenting with ways to cut it and ship? No,
I'm I'm I'm getting more relaxed about. At first, I
was like really fastidious about like really getting every like coring,
not coloring, but like taking a pairing knife and getting
(17:51):
out every one of those eyes and and all that business.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Now it's just like, as long as the skid's gone,
it's fine. Yeah. I just saw some clip of a
guy like banging in on the floor and then he
was just like ripping off the individual Ye, it's like
the little nodes, and I was like, huh, I didn't
see that one, but I think it was a similar video.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
I think I think social media and South Asian street
vendors really really combined to present me with the idea
that like cutting off a pineapple is really fast.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
And easy, which it's not for me, but it's not terrible.
I agree with you.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I love pineapple. I love pineapple juice. I think it like,
what one of the best juices.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I've been drinking pineapple juice off the grooves of my
cutting board. Damn, just get in there. Yeah, oh groovy?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Is this your way of letting error letting ze gang
know that you're a swinger though, I'm just curious.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Oh my house does have the swinger whare what is?
What are you supposed to do with a pineapple of
your sweat?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
You put a one you have, like a pineapple something
on your door, on the pineapple.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Then, yeah, I I upside down pineapple. Okay, no, I
have a right side up pineapple. Yeah, but it's it's
on at times.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
This motherfucker right here, as many as two pineapples on
my on my table, I put them. I put them
in the fruit like bold. Okay, don't make yourself a target. Man,
you might get rabbed living like that. Two pineapple little
tea right here. Okay, you know I mean getting them.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I've been getting them from the Vietnamese dude in Chinatown,
from my Dunk Sandwiches, where I also, accidentally, but then
I was too embarrassed to put it down. Got the
single most expensive fruit I've ever gotten, which was like
a gigantic charimoia, and it was very good, but it
was not like twenty eight dollars. Oh my god, that
(19:46):
shit was crazy Jesus.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Maybe twenty four. Either way, I was like, I'll take this,
and then he was like, plus your sandwich, that's like
twenty nine to fifty and I was like, Jesus God,
the bad I.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Really got my Paramo oil or otherwise known as custard apple. Yeah,
that's a similar to all sorts of I definitely have
had a charamoya before, but like not not at the top.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Of my mind. Charamoya is really good.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Learned about all sorts of creamy fruits until the episode
great underrated? Uh what is something Andrew you think is overrated?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Overrated?
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Is?
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Is it how bad my headache is the right now
or not? How bad my headache is? This is still destroying?
Back to the to the COVID shot.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
I really it's really strongche Have you taken like Advilla
or some ship to try and I never do? Okay,
that was overrated. Not taking fucking the correct for non
prescription drugs. I never take painkillers. I don't either because
I was raised in a don't not taking painkiller's house,
(20:54):
Like yeah, like we just didn't have it in the house.
So I think that made you stronger, Miles. I think
it made me we r and it makes me it
made me complain more. Yeah, what I'm doing now, I'm
complaining like a mother. Now, I mean like I was, like,
when I have like a bit of a headache, probably
fucking even handful of this ship. But that's not that
(21:15):
producer Catherine is saying, et cetern It is the move here.
I love ant. It is a difference.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
It's half aspirin and half U caffeine pill and halfamine
candy flipping. Yeah, yeah, it's good, but it is it does.
I feel like it works off of the fact that
a lot of the time people have headaches and they
don't know why, and it's because they like haven't had
enough caffeine yet that day.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I did actually have coffee this morning to try to
get rid of the headache, and that's when I realized
it was a it was a headache.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Jab headache. Yeah, I could tell that you're satochondrially compromised
when you came on. I could just look at you
and knew that you just gotzed.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, this guy, I really I it's sort of minutes
since I've had had a COVID vaccine. It had been,
according to the medical records, a year, and I was
pretty good about getting them every whatever six months.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Well, I mean, now we're in that era where they're
like COVID. I don't know back who knows you well.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Part of it was the new Despite the the best
efforts of our Secretary of fucking Health and Human Services,
the new formulation did come out.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
That's good. And also, I'll watch my friends got COVID
a couple of weeks ago, so I was like, shit,
oh yeah, I was, man, I know a ton of
people got COVID this last month.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I felt like, yeah, yeah, it's it's going around, et
cetera in half tile and all half ass Brian, full
ass caffeine. About one hundred hell yeah, one hundred milligrams
with caffeine. I think could be wrong.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
That's a cup of coffee. Yeah, that's about a cup
of coffee. That's not too bad.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Thank you, super producer, Katherine Uh. Let's take a quick
break and then we'll take a take a trip to
the island of the UK governor for Trump's big wonderful
adventure there.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
We'll be right back and we're back. We're in, We're back.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Donald Trump's in the UK for a two day state visit.
He was taking a Windsor castle by carriage. I believe
it's pronounced garage over there. Oh boo, that's in correct
and welcomed by King Charles with the ceremony featuring the
royal guards. They're the ones that wear the big fuzzy hats.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Oh he must have loved that.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, which is kind of weird for
someone to greet the guy who once bragged that he
could have had sex with their dead ex wife if
she took an HIV test, which is what Donald Trump
used to say about Princess d He said.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
That, Stern, Yeah, that's what did he say? At Howard
Stan said, quote, why do people think it's egotistical of
you to say you could have gotten with lady Die?
You could have gotten her, right, you could have nailed her.
I think I could have. I think I could have Yikes.
Go then goes on there, referring back to an earlier
discussion that two men had about HIV testing. Stern then
(24:20):
acted out of scene where Trump demands Princess Diana get
tested before having said hey.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Like, hey, lady Die, would you go to the doctor,
Stern joked, go back over to my lexus because I
have a new doctor. What is it We want to
give you a little check up?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Why does he He's just trying to brag that he
has a le I think, I think, I'm surely at
the time that was the nice car, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
He's like, it's the convertible. It's the first one they did.
People used to think Lexis did a convertible. No, only
Infinity before this.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Trump and Epstein even competed to sleep with Princess Diana
to further their own celebrity status, which makes it sound
like they were close and like actively working on it.
Instead now it seems like he basically stalked her while
she was alive.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah, this is this is so when I saw that
I was looking for the Howard Stern audio this morning,
I couldn't find it. But I then stumbled upon this
clip from Inside Edition from like ten to eleven years ago,
talking about how Donald Trump quote stalked Princess Diana. He
saw her as the quote ultimate trophy wife is what
he would say. And this is a clip of one
(25:33):
of Diana's friends talking about how this dude was just relentless.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
She claims that Trump bombarded Diana with flowers after her
divorce from Prince Charles in nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
She also wrote an article for The London Sunday Times.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
As the roses and orchids piled up at her apartment,
she became increasingly concerned about.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
What she should do.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
It had begun to feel as if Trump was stalking her.
She even quoted Diana as saying, he gives me the
creeps Selena Scott.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Wow, Yeah, so fucking weird, dude, they could have nailed her.
Tell you to even hear the thing about how him
and Epstein were competing. Yeah, I think is so indicative
of what their relationship was like, like when it relates
to like the pursuit or like you know, consensually or
unconsentually like women. Yeah, it's just like it was completely gamified,
(26:28):
weird fucking power ship. Yeah, because you're like, dude, if
you get Diana, man like, you're gonna be like in
the highest circle of social fucking settings. Man Like, look,
I'm going to get her. I'm gonna get her image.
It's it's also weird though, like because you see it
in his other taste too, how like Donald Trump's conception
of like the social hierarchy is like it's literally that.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Of a peasants, like between the gold and the fucking
obsessional with Yeah, it's so weird.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
And.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
I would put in a trophy case, right, I wouldn't
install in one of my apartments. Like in one of
his books. They also in that same news clip if
you don't even call that news. Uh, they were talking
about like one of his books where his biggest regret
with women was that he never dated Diana. Yeah, like
this is like I don't even know. Do you think
(27:18):
he asked Charles about it when he was there? Oh
for sure?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Oh, I mean, oh yeah, or at least like complimented
how hot she was or something like that. Yeah, yeah,
why'd you ever fuck that one up?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Huh? Oh man, you really let that one? That was
a big l I wouldn't have let that slip. Millennia,
calm down. I wouldn't have let that slip. That would
have been me all day baby. Anyway, what's with the hats.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Fucking He looks stupid as stupid as hell?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Yeah, But either way, I mean, like they're not pleased
to have this man in their country. That seems. I
think Channel four did a thing where they aired like
the longest uninterrupted just highlight reel of all the mendacious
bullshit that Trump has said over the years. Just as
a way to be like just so you know who's
coming by this, run the tape. Why why do we
(28:11):
have state visits when we have Trump? Like what is
the point?
Speaker 6 (28:16):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Like I think it's like diplomacy in like inertially like
because it's that are doing stuff or this is the diplomacy.
I think he likes the pomp and circumstance. Probably he
gets to go to a place and like have people
kiss his ass. And then from America's perspective, well, first
(28:37):
of all, it doesn't matter because he just gets to
do whatever the fuck he wants. But then also it
probably yeah, like the diplomats come with him and then
are like, yeah, you don't want him to be angry
because he's like kind of stupid and he'll just wage
war on your country if you don't do what's nice
(28:57):
for him. Oh yeah, so what do you want us
to do?
Speaker 3 (29:01):
I guess it is just like a series of bribe collectors,
right yea. Well, and it's also just like gestures of
like like you're like, oh, we welcome you with this
like this huge like all this pomp and shit when
you visit, and like that's also meant to be like
a bit of like a hat tip to the visiting dignitary.
So for that to happen twice is kind of a
big deal because it's like, you know, that's you. You
(29:23):
reserve that kind of shit, like when you need that diplomatically.
So I don't know, clearly, they're like, you're you're fucking
the global economy up, man, Can we have you over
for another party and be like relax with this shit?
But the protesters are out.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, yeah, So once the president arrived, photos of Trump
and Epstein were projected onto Windsor Castle by protesters like giant,
like big, big.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Really good projector.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
It's a good end for that projector for that projectors.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
High projectors. Yeah, it's fucking great.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
There's also a report a massive photo of US present
and Donald Trump and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein was
placed on the lawn outside Windsor Castle, where Trump is
scheduled to stay Tuesday night. Placed is one way of
putting it. It's the size of a football field, Like,
I don't know, it's wild.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Also like it's so funny because of the angle that
this photo was taken and the lents, like there's likes
distortion happening too. So they look like weird, like jokey
snapchat filter versions of Trump and Epstein, like this is
the big chin filter. Yeah. Yeah, they looked like they
were animated by the Beavis and butt Head people. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
(30:37):
yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
They even snuck some Trump Epstein merchandise into the Windsor
Castle gift shop.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
There's yeah, quite a lot of construction here. There's a
lot of arts and crawd. Do you know what d
I y as as La who whoever printed out that
big ass fucking picture of Trump and Epstein? I mean
credit to you, because first of all, how do you
explain that when you have that made? In the second,
we're going to keep that ship. Yeah, it doesn't even
(31:03):
look like it has a seam, no rest. Yeah, it
looks like a giant cake. It looks like remember in
the studio before they those people took it down when
they had the giant print out of the Jersey Shore
note on our own. Yeah, and then some other production
team came in and said this isn't a professional environment.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Also, the good news is that the people who work
at Windsor Castle and work for the Royal family do
In addition, to serving it.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
They do like to spill a little bit of tea.
Exactly loose lips, because you're already, like the Daily Mail
already has all these weird ship They're like, they're sleeping
in separate chambers, Like, well, we knew that. But the
other thing that a lot of people have pointed at
is that already apparently like they have, you're not sleeping
in the same bed. But I think we knew that.
(31:57):
I mean, that's give us something better. Loose lips. In
Windsor Castle, they're like, try this one on what he
sounds like when he sleeps. Holy shit, it tryly sounds
like a xenomrph being born or something. But like there's time. Yeah,
exactly what Windsor Castle they already have like truly like
(32:17):
the finest Egyptian cotton sheets at like truly fit for
a king. But somehow when the sort of his advanced
team came to check out the palace or the room
he was going to be and they're like, no, we're
bringing our own sheets, And I don't know, maybe because
they weren't rubber. Yeah, that's probably what it is or
something or like other in the Daily Mail, they were
(32:39):
like they were speculating. It's like that maybe people didn't
want that he was embarrassed by whatever. He however, he
keeps his orange hue from staining the Royal families. Oh,
they're like he's dirty, Like if you saw what the
sheets look like after, You're like, how can this much
dead skin be generated from one body? It's just an outline,
(33:01):
just an orange outline, like a greasy dark it's like
the croud of turin. But he takes his makeup off
at night before he goes to bed, No, because like
that's what women do. Yeah, yeah, I ve Yeah, it
stays on better. Oh okay, I think he just kind
of falls asleep. Yeah yeah. Do you imagine it's so
(33:21):
hard to imagine Trump brushing his teeth? Oh my god. Yeah,
I mean you even saying that you created an image
I have never even to even have in my brain,
which is.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
A thing so weird to think about, you genuine. I mean,
he looks like he's a little like a little smelly.
Everyone says he has an odor that's a pretty widely
he looks smelly, But like, can you imagine brushing his teeth?
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Impossible? No, No, I brush it with burger with burger. Yeah,
I can't do it. Won't do it. Every time you
take a bite of a burger, see all this stuff
on your teeth gets caught in the burger bite as
you bite it and then they clean m yeah, yeah, yeah,
this is so I just I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
I mean, this is a little bit underlining how insane
it is that there's a royal family that has these resources,
and also that there's a president that has these resources.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yeah. Yeah, I would take royal family at this point.
I've got Trump family.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I've said before, like I think that the collapsing of
person with like power to rule the country and like
all the pomp and circumstance that royal families have, like
the fact that that is collapsed in the figure of
the US president is like very dangerous. Like the UK
just like knows that, like people need that outlet of
(34:43):
like sort of glorifying a national figure, and they were
smart to like split it off into somebody who like
doesn't mean shit, like nobody actually has to listen to anymore, right,
But in America, it's just like, no, we worship the
guy who can end the world. That's actually what we
think is good.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
And his house is made of gold.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I mean it gives it's like I mean, it shouldn't
be maybe more like the mayor of Valet though, where
it's like there's an executive franch it's just way less powerful.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Sure, yeah, yeah, I mean I think that's how they
the founders wrote that he just got off this king shit.
But you know what, that's king shit. Yeah, kingshit is kingshit,
king shit. Thank you king shit.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Let's talk about Genine Pirouh just feel something to make
us feel just a little bit better, a little a
little bit of sucks shit at her job.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Yeah, I mean, like so, before Jennine Piro was the
US attorney for DC, she was mostly known for being
like one of the sloppier Fox News personalities. Yeah, and
her takes on Fox are like never of a person
who thought about anything seriously because she's just like, oh,
here's a problem, went I laugh, and you're like, what
the fuck? She's for some reason, because I think her
(36:02):
cognitive skills probably peaked twenty five years ago when she
like was the sort of face of one of the
Robert Durst Order or trials. But anyway, Trum made.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Her actually like where I first found out about her
I feel, yeah, yeah, this ladies got something on the ball.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
And then since.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
She feels like julianni Ish where like it's like are
they drunk or is something like cognitively going on?
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Why not both dose? Okay? I remember watching the Jinx
and then being like, Janine Piro is from no way.
She's just saying like racist doing racist make them ups
on Fox or the Five or some shit I know.
But anyway, she's now the legal attack dog in DC
(36:48):
and has had her hands full because she's just trying
to prosecute pretty much anything that resembles dissent or resistance
and then exaggerating like what had happened. But she has
been just a series of legal ls and I just
want to go over these. It's a slight reminder, slash
light cope that evidence is still a thing that matters
(37:08):
for now. So first of all, like the sandwich throwing
guy in DC, the guy who fucking smet like through
that sandwich at the federal officer, she was like, this
guy needs to get indicted. Grand jury threw it out.
They're like nope. Then she tried to get a woman
who called Trump a Nazi indicted. That failed. Two people
made quote threats to Trump like one guy was drunk
(37:29):
and under arrest and like he's like, I was drunk
and I don't even know what the fuck I was
talking about. Grand Jury also refused to indict another person
had quote assaulted federal agents when they were they were
merely just filming these goons doing goon shit. Grand jury
threw it out because they're like, and what when did
this person even assault them? They're like no, And this
even happened in LA, too, where the courts in LA
(37:51):
were like, these are like these charges are so flimsy
like and you have no evidence to back like these
assertions you're making. So that's rare, right, grand juries usually
like yeah, regularly, I mean, well, I think this is
where it's at now, because she just got like they
were the one of the judges in DC was like,
what the like basically it was called the Department of Justice.
(38:12):
Sound was like, what is this? Like, you guys aren't
even like doing any vetting before you decide to charge someone,
because this is just a waste of fucking time. So
right now, of like around the fifty people that have
been arrested in DC, eleven have had their charges just
immediately tossed. And I think that I think goes to
show like what the motivations are of like the regime here.
(38:33):
It's just to merely create the headlines that they arrested
fifty people, to be like, oh my god, they arrested
fifty people without actually doing like the work, if like
these cases actually held any like I mean, eleven tossed.
The US twenty two percent is that I guess that's high.
A lot of observers like that's that's that's an unusually
(38:54):
high rate for especially for like a US attorneyury. Yeah,
like going for a grand jury. So I mean again,
and I think while there are people who probably did
some other shit like illegally or whatever, like the ones
where they truly are like the guys spit it an
officer's feet, that's attempted assault like that kind of shit,
they're like, yeah, you know, what are you talking about?
Just delightful. How weak these federal agents are, you know, Yeah,
(39:18):
they're so scared they need to I mean, that's why
we need to up the budget so they have sandwich
proof vests, kevlar and zip loc Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
I do worry that this is like the early days
of this administration, where they were like, we need to
like the Trump administration is lagging behind Biden in terms
of deportations, and then they just took that and like
turned it all the way up. Yeah, and then the
Supreme Court came in and was like, yeah, we don't
that's fine, we don't see anything wrong here.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Yeah. Yeah, Well, I mean, like the thing is like
they're they're trying to use existing existing laws to try
and do these things, whereas there's no like like you know,
spinning on the floor, spitting at the on the on
the ground near someone, that's not a law. So that's
that's where they're going to have to probably come through
with some kind of overarching bill that's nebulous enough that
(40:12):
anyone can be charged under it. Right, But we'll see,
we'll see. I mean they're i mean, like to your
point about like the numbers and being like, what's our
quota is happening? Like they were saying that that whole
raid of the Hyundai plant in Georgia was because they
were still like they were just they had their hair
on fire trying to meet Steven Miller's three thousand arrests
(40:33):
a day quota, right, and they're like, fuck you can
get four fifty right here even if fine people, Yeah,
a majority of them are here legally, and it's going
to truly ruin relationships with certain companies.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
back to talk about Publishers clearing House.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
They'll be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
We're back, And are you guys? Were you familiar Publisher's Clearinghouse?
You remember?
Speaker 3 (41:10):
That was the only thing.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
The only thing I know of them is Ed McMahon
at a door with balloons and a giant novel t check.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
That's all. That's all I knew Ed McMahon was. In
my mind, he was associated with it, but I always
just remembered because it wasn't it after the Super Bowl,
Publishers Clearinghouse would go like there was an annual thing.
I felt like where you could be like, oh shit,
who's gonna get the fucking knock? And will it be
from the Feds or Publisher's cleaning House. I just assumed
(41:40):
that they made their own day of it. But like,
I mean, the whole thing is so crazy when you
think about, like what the fuck are they actually selling? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
in ninety five. It was from nineteen ninety five, they
did the Winners Aft right after the super Bowl. That's
that was like my thing was like, oh, then this
is your post credits scene from the Super Bowl where
(42:02):
you get to see somebody get ten million.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Dollar American the American dream. Well, the American dream is dead.
We'll get to why it is going on with the
people who got those big checks, but it does seem
like it's just giant novelty check And Ed McMahon at
your Doorstep is such a powerful image that like it
just I don't know, it took on this life of
its own. So the reality is Publisher's Clearinghouse. It began
(42:26):
as a way to replace door to door salesmen for
magazine subscriptions, right, and they would get a commission for
every subscription sold. And then in the sixties they Reader's
Digest was already offering sweepstakes prizes, mailing cards to people
with the famous phrase you may already be a winner,
which I was not familiar with, but I will take
(42:50):
our writer Jam's word for it that it was iconic. Yeah,
they were never affiliated with Ed McMahon. A lot of people,
myself included, thought Publisher's clearing House was the company that
sent Johnny Carson's sidekick to people's homes with large checks.
But what this is he didn't work for Publishers clearing House.
He worked for their competitor, American Family Publishers, and would
(43:12):
appear in commercials in which the word Publishers was more
prominent than American Family. Wow, and well, he supposedly did
carry big checks to people's houses in real life. The
only footage of him doing that is from sitcoms and
reality shows where the company wasn't specified, which makes sense.
So it's like Roseanne, Who's the Boss? Than Nanny and
(43:33):
Boy Meets World were like shows where Ed McMahon did
the I'm here with a check bit exactly, which is
like kind of the stuff like when you like of
a certain age, are like, yeah, I watched all those shows,
so of course I have that message reinforced many probably.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
This is so bizarre.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Isn't that weird that he wasn't like, that wasn't a
thing that at least yeah, that wasn't a thing on TV.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Clear memory of a thing that I now that we're
talking about it did not and do not understand, right, Yeah,
what the fuck it even is? I guess it's really
just the transition from six from door to door salespeople
to websites. This was just the interim stage and.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Like junk mail getting people to open letters from publishers
Clearinghouse or America's Media, America American Family Publishers, which just
sounds like the like far right version of publisher that
said you may already be a winner. And then the
image of Ed McMahon at your door with a check
is like so sticky and powerful that people would just
(44:36):
open that shit. And while you have a bunch of
people registered to you know, give, Basically it's just a
way of collecting people's data, you know. Yeah, yeah, for
to sell to magazine companies, which used to be so
powerful that they like drove entire industries.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
I mean yeah. And growing up in school, well there
was the magazine drive. Yeah you know what I mean,
like we did in my school. It's like how many
magazine subscriptions can you focus sell? And like they just
they just outsourced that shit to kids, and then if
you sold one, they're like, here's a fucking cotton ball
with Google eyes on it that we're calling you. Yeah. Yeah,
it was really so much revenue.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
I mean I assume The thing with subscriptions is people
forget about them and they just can't for them forever.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Yeah, it's basically like all of the things that drive
the current economy, but in like an analog form where
it's like, you know, subscriptions that people forget about and
don't realize that they're still paying for. And also like
getting people's information, getting your data, getting your address essentially,
and then selling that back and forth between you know,
(45:44):
data brokers essentially. They were doing they were the first
to do that anyways, you know, and by the way,
they would target old and low income people, which again, yeah,
a good precursor for modern online scams.
Speaker 3 (45:59):
That's what I had to pay like eighteen million dollars
because they're doing like, well, I mean maybe if you
like bought some shit that might increase your chances, and
people were like, yeah, wait, I have to buy it.
They're like, I don't know, I mean maybe, and that's
when they're like, uh no, you can't. You can't even
imply that purchase was necessary to enter the sweepstakes. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Yeah, every part of the publisher's clearinghouse business model makes
total sense, but is insane to me.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Yeah, it makes sense. It's insane.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
They like, so some people did win the sweepstakes and
opt for getting the money in like regular installments for
the rest of their lives, which turns out bad decision
because they just went bankrupt and now are being sure
we don't have to pay that shit.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Yeah. Yeah, the new owner they're saying, they quote not
responsible paying out prizes issued by publisher's clearinghouse prior to
July fifteenth of fucking this year. That's like everyone, yeah, yeah, what, yeah, yeah,
it's it's pretty It's like wild too, because part of me,
I'm like, oh, that must be so cool, but then
part of me is like, ah, that must suck if
(47:08):
you were on this like slow drip of money Publishers
Clearinghouse money for ages now and then suddenly they're like,
oh yeah, yeah, that's a null and void now, sorry
about that. Yeah. They interview though.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
CNN interviewed the sixty one year old guy in Washington
State who had been promised five thousand dollars a week
for life and now he's like looking for a new
job when his annual check for two hundred and sixty
thousand dollars didn't show up as expected in January, and
like they didn't even like tell the.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
People they did.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
The people had to be like, hey, I think my
check the waters on is supposed to it is supposed
to come, and they were like, sorry, new phone.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
Who does We don't know who who you are. Don't worry.
So it'll be the same thing with Social Security everyone,
So right, what happens? Oh no, no, no, we're not
doing that anymore.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
But the beginning of everything that's wrong with America and
like the future of everything.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
That's wrong with America. Yeah, also like the same time
to sixty a year and you're blowing through that. I mean, look,
everyone's gonna do what they do, but I've all I
remember always thinking about like what I would do if
I got because I was so obsessed with Publisher's clearinghouse,
Like I would open this shit all the time. My
parents like, you fucking idiot, dude's you fucking win the book?
(48:25):
You fucking fell for it? Something dumb, dumb, dumb. But
I was like, Okay, how much would I be able
to spend? Okay, what could I buy? And at that point, shit, man,
if you're getting a quarter million every year just a
check sent to you, I hope that you're not like
suddenly like, bro, I'm gonna lose everything. Yeah, I think
(48:46):
maybe you are. I mean I think he was just
like it's shown up every year.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Yeah, yeah, it's really funny that he's just like why
wouldn't they say, like, why didn't someone gives me a
heads up? Not a good way to treat anyone. And
it's a little like, I mean, you know, obviously they
don't care, but like why were they gonna care?
Speaker 6 (49:04):
Right?
Speaker 3 (49:04):
Truly, They're like, come on man, it's it seems.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
To be the thing that companies did where they would
pretend to be you know, that there was like a
capitalism wore a mask.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
So yeah, it's like we're changing your life. Yeah, like yeah,
we're a local business or yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
The reason not to do this is PR. And I'm
so sorry, but Publishers Clearinghouse doesn't care. No one knows
they exist. There's no such thing as PR for them.
They're being purchased by.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
I think this is like an app company that is
just gonna you know, use whatever whatever data collection.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
It's so wild, like just the like other weird companies
buying dead brands. It's so funny because today there's that
headline about that the people behind lime Wire, but the
fire Festival rights, like in the eBay auction, like lime
Wire was that like buying dead How do they have
money to buy something? Because some these two dudes. Then
(50:00):
these people bought the rights to lime Wire a while back,
and then they're like, well, now we're gonna buy the
rights to a fire festival for like two hundred and
fifty grand or something, and Billy mccrumb's like, damn, such
little money. He was doing a live stream during the
eBay auction. He was so visibly bumped out that he
thought he was gonna make millions. But it's just then.
(50:21):
But then the Fire Festival, like or the lime Wire
people were like, yeah, we're buying like the brand. We're
not trying to do the festival. It's like we want
to bring the meme to life kind of thing. And
you're like, that is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever
fucking heard. But yeah, here we are just zombies buying
zombies and making zombies, zombies having zombies. Yeah, zombies making zombies. Yeah,
(50:43):
I guess that's how that works. Actually. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Gaming platform ARB Interactive purchased certain assets for publisher's clearing
house for seven million dollars.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
I mean, I guess it makes sense because their primary
target is old people anyway. So yeah, like, I'm sure
there's value in that for.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
Them, but seven million dollars worth of value and then
established Page Digital, a new platform that hosts sweepstakes opportunities.
So yeah, just a thing, a sinkhole for old people
too desperation dump their finances into cool so cool, cool country.
Speaker 3 (51:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
So that's where if you have any positive associations with
you know, those big oversized checks showing up at people's doors.
This is this is where that ends. This is where
that all ends up.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
Oh man. Their description, oh man, the descript like when
you go to ARB Interactive's website, our flagship free to
play gaming platform designed for thrill seekers who crave casino
action anywhere anytime. Okay, sounds good like that, this is
where we are. But I understand this.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
Yeah, yeah, it's Andrew crave casino action. You you crave
casino action anywhere, mid flight and the yeah a plane,
I am the casino action, that's right. Yeah, you had
a great pitch about bringing casino action to flights.
Speaker 3 (52:09):
Be you to it. I'm just saying, I'm just I
just I'm just so curious why it doesn't exist already. Yeah,
less of what happened, yet less of a but there
were regulations. Yeah, what are the laws of international flight?
Speaker 1 (52:25):
I know?
Speaker 3 (52:26):
Yeah, it's it's some version of aviation law, I guess, right.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
Yeah, it seems based on the thing like because it's
apparently they're trying to make it possible for planes that
take off or land in Connecticut. So it sounds like
maybe the flight is ruled by the law of the place.
Speaker 3 (52:45):
That right, that's so crazy. Doctrine we don't know about. Yeah,
I mean mostly doctrines are ones we don't know about,
to be fair, But because under that logic, how come
every flight to Vegas isn't a casino flight? Oh you know,
if that.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
Happens, if they could, that's a really good point.
Speaker 3 (53:05):
Every third seat with a slot machine, they absolutely would
do it. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, there are no They're
like on Southwest, there are no middle seats because.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
That's a slot machine, like they Yeah, so there must
be a reason because if they could, they would.
Speaker 3 (53:21):
It's only because there were regulations in place that was
like frowning upon making gambling so frictionless and seamless for
people to lose their money, and I think, yeah, because
the article I read about Delta doing this is they're like, no,
it's because Trump's in office that they're like, yeah, I
think we can get this one through. Try jam it
on on through. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Who knew electing a casino magnate to president.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
So to be fair, one of the few people who's
lost money, Yeah, I get casino uh owner guy?
Speaker 1 (53:54):
Yeah, failed casino owner, yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:57):
Failed money printing on the owner.
Speaker 1 (54:01):
Kept fucking up the money printing machine that I owned.
Speaker 3 (54:04):
Crazy andrew T.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Such a pleasure having you as you? Where can people
find you?
Speaker 3 (54:11):
Follow you? All that good stuff? Andrew T on social media?
Last name is t I. I don't know, look for
my someone find my fucking alien tweet or blue Sky
hurry hurry up. I just be there. It's somewhere. Is
there a work of media that you've been enjoying. I
(54:31):
don't know. This is boring.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
It was a new season or task Master out which
I think they're doing a day and date on YouTube
so you don't have to get some weird hacked Channel
four stream anymore.
Speaker 3 (54:42):
You can watch it on YouTube same time. I love
that show. It's so dumb.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
It's like a it's like a British it's not exactly
a game show, but it's sort of a game show
panel show, slash game show ten ten episodes over over
or the series of the season, and it's just like
really silly games.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
That they that they take too seriously and it's really funny.
It's really good. Just a thing where it's like you
get to see famous people do something different. British famous,
British famous. Yeah to me, they're real people.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
Miles, where can people find you as their workid media
you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3 (55:30):
Oh yeah, find me everywhere at Miles of Gray. Also
talking ninety day on four to twenty day Fiance. Check
out EastEnders as well. Great show with real celebrities in it. Yeah,
a work of media that I like. Just it's it's
a little bleak, but it just feels very right. It's
from Kashana Blusky dot app posted you want to be Alive,
(55:53):
but they want you dead. We're a new well funded
democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway. She's
fuck yeah, that's where we are.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
You can find me on Twitter at jack Underscore, Brian
on Blue Sky at jack o be the number one
I enjoyed a tweet from Tabitha Arnold who tweeted, silk
is a crazy material. I like your shirt. Thanks, it
came out of a bug. You can find us on
Twitter and Blue Sky at Daily Zeitgeist. Where at the
(56:27):
Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram you can go to the description
of this episode wherever you're listening to it, and there
at the bottom you will find the footnotes well, which
is where we link off to the information that we
talked about in today's episode. We also link off to
a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles, is
there a song that you think that people might enjoy?
Speaker 4 (56:44):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (56:44):
Yeah, I was listening to this like viral Italian rap
track by this rapper named Tokyo. She's not Japanese, but
that's what makes it a cool rapper name I guess
in Italy. The track is called Shendy sce n d
I the beats. It's like a two minute so like
one of those like quick sort of like SoundCloud type
rap hits with the beats, dope and the flow school.
(57:08):
Even though I don't have any idea what you're saying,
and look if you understand it time, he's just saying
something well problematic, let me know. But as long as
you don't know that, shit bangs. So this is Tokyo
with Shandy, all right.
Speaker 1 (57:20):
We will link off to that in the footnote for
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Speaker 3 (57:29):
That is going to do it for us this morning.
Speaker 1 (57:32):
We're back this afternoon to tell you what is trending
and we will talk to you all then Bye bye.
Speaker 3 (57:38):
The Daily zeit Guys is executive produced by Catherine Long,
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Justin Connor.
I mean recently, I remember just there being ash trays
on the door in the bathroom that had no smoking
signs on it, and it was like, why the fuck.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Well, you got out before you got to put cigarette somewhere.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Right, We're not going to expect you not to start smoking,
but as you ash, you're gonna notice that it's a
no smoking thing. Be reminded, and then yeah, they really
give you a ship that. I feel like that was
a big change for people like that. We're still dealing with.
We're still dealing with the ramifications of that. With all
the people who get angry on airplanes.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Is because they need to smoke.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It's a long time when I was addicted to nicotine,
Like planes were a long time to go without smoking,
and like you, I get angry, like I would get
angry when I was without nicotine for a long perio.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Like that was my response was to get like real crabby.
And that's what you would say to the fight tendants, right,
you get angry. You don't want to see me angry
when it likely when I'm angry.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
And they're like, sir, we are not worried. Yes, sir,
you seem to be on the verge of tears right now, sir,
sit your bitch ass down.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Okay, okay, Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four
oh six, Episode four of Alyas Guys.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
There's a production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
It's a podcast where we take a deep dev into
America's shared consciousness. And it is Thursday, September eighteenth, twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yep, it's National Poppa Day, Air Force Birthday. The plant
thing those like green things that you see growing, you
know what I mean. You've seen a pop pop pawpaw.
It looks like every time I see it, I'm like,
what is that? And They're like, that's a pop pop
And I'm like, I don't know. I'm not gonna eat it.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I guess I'm just not curious.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah. Yeah. It's also Ever's Birthday, National HIV is an
aging awareness day, and also National Cheeseburger Day. Cheese burger,
I want a burger now.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
These little fruit things that they look like they would
be a fruit, and then they're okay, you.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Do look like a fruit? Yeah, inedible fruit tree producer
Justine said they're really good and growing this out boom.
They like they're edible, They're not. Oh okay, Okay, it's
called the provides a taste of the great forgotten American fruit.
Despite the tropical taste, many pop ups grown natively in
the United States. Whatever, right, he's a pop of cheoe
(02:36):
from this rule? Is there a fruit that I've never
heard of?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
This is by far the most we've gotten into the
national days when yeah, this is usually called.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
The Kentucky banana and Hillbilly mango are very different.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
They get me a are they viscus?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Like? Is the fruit viscous? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Like, you know how banana has that like kind of
slimy kind of it. It it high in potassium. Yeah,
it kind of holds the smoothie together. Just what is
it like with Paul Paul?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Yeah, it tastes really fruity, slightly less flavorful than a mango.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I would say, I don't have a whole bunch of
experience with it. I had it as a jam one time. Yeah, Yeah,
it's pretty good. Yeah. Often described as a mix of banana, mango,
and mellet. Okay, God damn like tropical fruit starburst. Yeah,
that is what I'm getting.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
When someone describes something as fruity, I'm picturing either tropical
fruit starburst or fruit striped gum.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Oh. Whenever someone says, yeah, it tastes fruity, I go,
which color skittle does it taste like?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
That's reference. Yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
My name is Jack O'Brien AKA, starring Miles of Gray
as James Bong Double Blow seven and Jack O'Brien as
Pissy Galore. Okay, all right, I see what you did
in Jack do pussy. Uh yeah, that courtesy of you
guessed at locrone. He should have read that one all
(04:13):
the way through LOCRONI you've done. You got me again, asshole. Anyways, Uh,
I'm throwing to be joined as always by Double Blow
seven himself. Uh, mister Miles Grass, Miles Great Ak told
you that I want my frost soggy.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I told you that I want my frost soggy. Fuck you.
I won't eat it there, Crispy, fuck you, I won't
eat it there. Crispy Goes that fried are justified for
dipping the basket. But under time, those that fried are
justified for dipping the basket. But under time. Okay, okay,
(04:50):
New Chris and no clue collab. You know I like
the soggy French fries. Okay, shout out to somebody. I
feel like I'm maybe Blue Sky who posted like a
Dick's Driving rap song for me to enjoy, because look,
the fries at Dick's Driving are great and a little
a little soggy.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
The way medium medium, well medium rare.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Oh these were blue. M m they say in the
steak restaurant, these fries were blue. Du dab dye these
fries blue.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's what anytime they asked me how I want my steak?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
The heifel sixty five guys fucking back.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Miles was thrilled to be joined in our third seat
by one of the very faces on the Mount to
Zeite tomorrow, hilarious and brilliant producer and TV writer. You
know him from the Yo is this racist podcast?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
It's Andrew.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
In old school rap cadence. This was that was a
direction about it, Miles G and Andrew T in the
place to be on the M I C with Jackie
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Speaker 3 (05:53):
That's you hot t d Z. And I'm going to
add a line to this pulpful that five g Oh.
I got a COVID booster yesterday and I feel like shit.
I just got my flu shot yesterday, not nearly as bad. Yeah,
but I'm also admitting five G with right now. Oh
(06:15):
he's got seven cell phones tapped to his head like
a weird crown. Yeah, five five G.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
If you're going to invent science fiction ship as part
of a conspiracy, why then also make it an okay
cell phone standards.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
You're already talking about magic, you're talking about nanobots that
could fit it.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
At vaccin im the editor, one of his favorite causes
is to talk shit about five G. He's like, it's
just a fucking it's it's bullshit. It ain't doing what
they fucking five G okay. It was it was like
they you know, they're pitching it.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
They were like you need to expand, and like do
you know I had to do all these equipment upgrades
and then it didn't end up being what they had promised.
But I think because everybody saw it being advertised every
everywhere at a time when our brains were like yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Particularly banking, Yeah, yeah, it's like like it's like AI
right now, it's the same thing. It's like you're being
bombarded with messaging that like this is good. Why this
is because a lot of people have a ton of
money invested in it, and I need adoption to happen
for their profits to Really.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
All I'm saying is, if you're a vaccine conspiracist of
the nanobots level, you're talking about like fucking T one thousand,
So like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Why would T what womagine of T one thousand operated
on five G? You'd be like, this movie sucks, it
wouldn't work in Echo park. Yeah, it's crazy. I'm just
saying you could invent anything. You're being a fantasist already.
Why would you settle on five gin? Yeah? Because because
no one's actually thinking. They just need a thing to
tell themselves to explain their own lack of power. Anyway,
(07:56):
I'm souped up on five G. I really genuinely feel
really really should I have to say, all right, we'll
keep it short then, no, no, no, don't worry, no, no,
you said it. All of my all of my stuff
involves involves the COVID shot. Alright, good, overrated, the COVID shot.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Underrated COVID And literally I wrote down how bad my
headache is right now?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Oh god?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
All right, Well we're going to get to know you
and your headache a little bit better in a moment. First,
a couple of the things we're talking about later.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
On in the episode.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
We're going to talk about Donald Trump's big trip to
the UK of nine and how that's going for him,
a little bit of history of a certain obsession of
his Princess Die. He was always after Princess di. We'll
talk about Judge Janine Piro and how she is bad
(08:49):
at her job thankfully, And we might even talk about
Publisher's clearinghouse, the famous sweep steaks company that is uh.
First of all, Ed McMahon. We we're gonna talk about
big Big Mandela effect Ed McMahon never delivered a check
for them. What yeah, well, yeah he delivered a check
(09:13):
for other.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
People, but not on TV. I see not on TV though,
which I can I can very clearly put from the
Department of Defense and they thank you sots in Afghanistan.
Could you imagine that it's not weirder than most ship
that's happened.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
It's such a powerful image the just guy shows up,
how giant check balloons like it was. It is a
like so iconic and yet underutilized, as we'll talk about
like they just it became a thing that like people
referenced in sitcoms, and so that's that's where your image
(09:53):
of it comes from. There's no actual footage of him
doing that, like on the news, like he didn't do that.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
That that's from. There is a photo though, with Jeffrey
Epstein and Donald Trump holding a giant check where they
talk about the value to fully depreciated valuable woman being
paid for for around twenty t that's actually say yeah,
thank you, okay, sorry, all that plenty more.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
But first, Andrew, we do like to ask our guests,
what is something from your search history that's revealing about
who you are?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
All right?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
This is this is revealing about who I am in
multiple ways, which is that I remembered I had a
memory of tweeting something about how the xenomorpho is really
just a huge wasp that can't stop drooling.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
But then yeah, like it drools a lot, Like it's
okay in a way that like any other thing that
drools that much, you'd be like, that thing is stupid.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
It's sick. All right.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
So here here's the train of thought that I think
actually tells everyone literally everything you might conceivably want to
know about me, which is I have a memory of
this because I I basically was like, someone else made
a sort of similar joke on some social media and
I was like, I already did that, and then I
looked for it and I couldn't find it. So that
(11:13):
was my search history as Andrew t zenomorphasp and.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I couldn't find it. Did I did? I just think this?
And so I don't know. I genuinely don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
It seems like it's not there. But I also deleted
most of my tweets at some point. Maybe it was
in the deleted batch of tweets.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I'm going to get me in trouble with.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
All of those movies have some very serious character saying
a nearly completely perfect organism.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I have to tell you it's only an okay organist. Yeah,
you can get you can get rid of that second mouth, yeah,
second mouth, the l Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, it's fucking and it can't reproduce unless a fucking
like certain number of humanoids look at its eggs.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah, like stare at its eggs with their mouth open, Like.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Plant, is that for propagating yourself?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
It doesn't if it wanted to bring people in, if
that was its strategy, right, Like I think about like
a flower that wants to reproduce, so it's brightly colored.
It's like it looks fucking so hot to bumblebees, Like
bumble bees are like, oh yeah, I want to fuck
that thing, or like you know, they or it looks
(12:37):
delicious to other things. Well there is one that looks
like something that I forget which insect it is, but
then to fuck it.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah all right, well that's fine.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
But anyways, like this one is on a scary ass
planet that you know, like just not does not It's created.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Mist and eerie blue lights, and it looks like a
fucking like demon. Yeah you see that, You're like, hell no,
why would you look at that?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah, like they they really need some they need to
up their game in terms.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Of even if. Yeah, it's just that so many things.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Have to go perfectly for one baby to be borne,
and that I think is not such a good plan
perfect evolutionarily speaking.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
And also when it runs, it's like not that.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, like when it so when it pops out of
that motherfucker's stomach spoiler alert for people managed to miss that.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
The whole I saw Senator Cassidy's testimony.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
And it runs out, it doesn't run that like, it's
like just like it just like kind of scampers out
like in a way that's you know it.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Kind of well some of these are answered in Alien
Earth Jack. Then they hit series on FX.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Is it okay? Uh?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
They they show more of the zoomorph in between, which
is why this came up for me. Someone was talking
about Alien Earth and I was like, hold up, I
already made this sick ass joke, and I'm suing.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
I didn't make this The sick ass joke is what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It's a perfect, perfectly scary thing. Unfortunately that doesn't make
it perfect for reproduction and service.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Yeah, it's gorgeous. Nature's the pinnacle of nature's achievement. It's like,
what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, because there is also like the conceit is that
everybody wants to use it as a weapon, Like it's
just yeah, it would be the worst weapons.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Going to turn on you so fast. You want to
heard of just a better gun if you really want
to pretty spooky guns in here? Man, Yeah, it's not
even the best gun in the like spaceship area.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
What did it even look like? Would it be like
the car you know in Gouni's day. It has the
vest where like a punching like a boxing glove pops out.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Of spring load.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Would that be like just have a xenomorph that like
pops out of a container, Like how are you going
to weaponize that?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
You open your vest and then as xenomorph.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Pops out of your chest and like yeah, every every
time they've tried to depict that on screen as the
xenomorph being a quote unquote perfect weapon. All it does
is kill some quite a lot of the people in
the area. It doesn't do anything that a fucking like
cruise missile couldn't do a billion times more.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
If you have the technology for interplanetary travel, I'd imagine
your weapons might be better than just unleashing it.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Truly, monster, But I'm so sorry, but like yeah, I'm
just like putting a big bug in the in the
house cannot be the best way to do this.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
It's like the equivalent of.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Like putting some bees under some door and then like
walking away giggling yourself.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
And then they're like, I was on vacation, I came home,
there's like three dead bees in my living room. The
bees killed a bunch of stuff, right, Why would you
do that? Man?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
It's such an insane way to kill people if everybody
stays inside this house. Who we want to stay inside
this house where we're in business.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
There's just too many variables, too many variables. I don't
like it. You don't want to go back on the house, Yeah,
bad idea.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Do you ever want to use that spaceship for your
own No? You just want to kill some of the
people in it, real scarily okay, like still.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
At the ancient like using an ASP as a weapon? Yeah,
version of like weapons or unleash the ASP on Cleopatra.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Oh your city with scorpions? Like, what do you? I
just I listen.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I get that it's a monster. I just think the
underlying research imperative seems shaky at best.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Monster can't even close its fucking mouth. Yeah, what is
something you think is underrated?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Stop me?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Actually, don't stop me if I've said this one already,
because it's still going that would be rude. Eating a
whole pineapple by yourself?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Mmmmmm skin.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I've been on that pea train lately, and not not
Jack's pea train, but uh yeah, I just on it
all night.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Man.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I'm just like, I'm just like, that's my new fruit
of a choice at the grocery store is a whole pineapple?
Are you experimenting with ways to cut it and ship? No,
I'm I'm I'm getting more relaxed about. At first, I
was like really fastidious about like really getting every like coring,
not coloring, but like taking a pairing knife and getting
(17:51):
out every one of those eyes and and all that business.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Now it's just like, as long as the skid's gone,
it's fine. Yeah. I just saw some clip of a
guy like banging in on the floor and then he
was just like ripping off the individual Ye, it's like
the little nodes, and I was like, huh, I didn't
see that one, but I think it was a similar video.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
I think I think social media and South Asian street
vendors really really combined to present me with the idea
that like cutting off a pineapple is really fast.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
And easy, which it's not for me, but it's not terrible.
I agree with you.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I love pineapple. I love pineapple juice. I think it like,
what one of the best juices.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I've been drinking pineapple juice off the grooves of my
cutting board. Damn, just get in there. Yeah, oh groovy?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Is this your way of letting error letting ze gang
know that you're a swinger though, I'm just curious.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Oh my house does have the swinger whare what is?
What are you supposed to do with a pineapple of
your sweat?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
You put a one you have, like a pineapple something
on your door, on the pineapple.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Then, yeah, I I upside down pineapple. Okay, no, I
have a right side up pineapple. Yeah, but it's it's
on at times.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
This motherfucker right here, as many as two pineapples on
my on my table, I put them. I put them
in the fruit like bold. Okay, don't make yourself a target. Man,
you might get rabbed living like that. Two pineapple little
tea right here. Okay, you know I mean getting them.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I've been getting them from the Vietnamese dude in Chinatown,
from my Dunk Sandwiches, where I also, accidentally, but then
I was too embarrassed to put it down. Got the
single most expensive fruit I've ever gotten, which was like
a gigantic charimoia, and it was very good, but it
was not like twenty eight dollars. Oh my god, that
(19:46):
shit was crazy Jesus.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Maybe twenty four. Either way, I was like, I'll take this,
and then he was like, plus your sandwich, that's like
twenty nine to fifty and I was like, Jesus God,
the bad I.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Really got my Paramo oil or otherwise known as custard apple. Yeah,
that's a similar to all sorts of I definitely have
had a charamoya before, but like not not at the top.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Of my mind. Charamoya is really good.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Learned about all sorts of creamy fruits until the episode
great underrated? Uh what is something Andrew you think is overrated?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Overrated?
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Is?
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Is it how bad my headache is the right now
or not? How bad my headache is? This is still destroying?
Back to the to the COVID shot.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
I really it's really strongche Have you taken like Advilla
or some ship to try and I never do? Okay,
that was overrated. Not taking fucking the correct for non
prescription drugs. I never take painkillers. I don't either because
I was raised in a don't not taking painkiller's house,
(20:54):
Like yeah, like we just didn't have it in the house.
So I think that made you stronger, Miles. I think
it made me we r and it makes me it
made me complain more. Yeah, what I'm doing now, I'm
complaining like a mother. Now, I mean like I was, like,
when I have like a bit of a headache, probably
fucking even handful of this ship. But that's not that
(21:15):
producer Catherine is saying, et cetern It is the move here.
I love ant. It is a difference.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
It's half aspirin and half U caffeine pill and halfamine
candy flipping. Yeah, yeah, it's good, but it is it does.
I feel like it works off of the fact that
a lot of the time people have headaches and they
don't know why, and it's because they like haven't had
enough caffeine yet that day.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I did actually have coffee this morning to try to
get rid of the headache, and that's when I realized
it was a it was a headache.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Jab headache. Yeah, I could tell that you're satochondrially compromised
when you came on. I could just look at you
and knew that you just gotzed.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, this guy, I really I it's sort of minutes
since I've had had a COVID vaccine. It had been,
according to the medical records, a year, and I was
pretty good about getting them every whatever six months.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Well, I mean, now we're in that era where they're
like COVID. I don't know back who knows you well.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Part of it was the new Despite the the best
efforts of our Secretary of fucking Health and Human Services,
the new formulation did come out.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
That's good. And also, I'll watch my friends got COVID
a couple of weeks ago, so I was like, shit,
oh yeah, I was, man, I know a ton of
people got COVID this last month.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I felt like, yeah, yeah, it's it's going around, et
cetera in half tile and all half ass Brian, full
ass caffeine. About one hundred hell yeah, one hundred milligrams
with caffeine. I think could be wrong.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
That's a cup of coffee. Yeah, that's about a cup
of coffee. That's not too bad.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Thank you, super producer, Katherine Uh. Let's take a quick
break and then we'll take a take a trip to
the island of the UK governor for Trump's big wonderful
adventure there.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
We'll be right back and we're back. We're in, We're back.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Donald Trump's in the UK for a two day state visit.
He was taking a Windsor castle by carriage. I believe
it's pronounced garage over there. Oh boo, that's in correct
and welcomed by King Charles with the ceremony featuring the
royal guards. They're the ones that wear the big fuzzy hats.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Oh he must have loved that.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, which is kind of weird for
someone to greet the guy who once bragged that he
could have had sex with their dead ex wife if
she took an HIV test, which is what Donald Trump
used to say about Princess d He said.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
That, Stern, Yeah, that's what did he say? At Howard
Stan said, quote, why do people think it's egotistical of
you to say you could have gotten with lady Die?
You could have gotten her, right, you could have nailed her.
I think I could have. I think I could have Yikes.
Go then goes on there, referring back to an earlier
discussion that two men had about HIV testing. Stern then
(24:20):
acted out of scene where Trump demands Princess Diana get
tested before having said hey.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Like, hey, lady Die, would you go to the doctor,
Stern joked, go back over to my lexus because I
have a new doctor. What is it We want to
give you a little check up?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Why does he He's just trying to brag that he
has a le I think, I think, I'm surely at
the time that was the nice car, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
He's like, it's the convertible. It's the first one they did.
People used to think Lexis did a convertible. No, only
Infinity before this.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Trump and Epstein even competed to sleep with Princess Diana
to further their own celebrity status, which makes it sound
like they were close and like actively working on it.
Instead now it seems like he basically stalked her while
she was alive.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah, this is this is so when I saw that
I was looking for the Howard Stern audio this morning,
I couldn't find it. But I then stumbled upon this
clip from Inside Edition from like ten to eleven years ago,
talking about how Donald Trump quote stalked Princess Diana. He
saw her as the quote ultimate trophy wife is what
he would say. And this is a clip of one
(25:33):
of Diana's friends talking about how this dude was just relentless.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
She claims that Trump bombarded Diana with flowers after her
divorce from Prince Charles in nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
She also wrote an article for The London Sunday Times.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
As the roses and orchids piled up at her apartment,
she became increasingly concerned about.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
What she should do.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
It had begun to feel as if Trump was stalking her.
She even quoted Diana as saying, he gives me the
creeps Selena Scott.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Wow, Yeah, so fucking weird, dude, they could have nailed her.
Tell you to even hear the thing about how him
and Epstein were competing. Yeah, I think is so indicative
of what their relationship was like, like when it relates
to like the pursuit or like you know, consensually or
unconsentually like women. Yeah, it's just like it was completely gamified,
(26:28):
weird fucking power ship. Yeah, because you're like, dude, if
you get Diana, man like, you're gonna be like in
the highest circle of social fucking settings. Man Like, look,
I'm going to get her. I'm gonna get her image.
It's it's also weird though, like because you see it
in his other taste too, how like Donald Trump's conception
of like the social hierarchy is like it's literally that.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Of a peasants, like between the gold and the fucking
obsessional with Yeah, it's so weird.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
And.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
I would put in a trophy case, right, I wouldn't
install in one of my apartments. Like in one of
his books. They also in that same news clip if
you don't even call that news. Uh, they were talking
about like one of his books where his biggest regret
with women was that he never dated Diana. Yeah, like
this is like I don't even know. Do you think
(27:18):
he asked Charles about it when he was there? Oh
for sure?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Oh, I mean, oh yeah, or at least like complimented
how hot she was or something like that. Yeah, yeah,
why'd you ever fuck that one up?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Huh? Oh man, you really let that one? That was
a big l I wouldn't have let that slip. Millennia,
calm down. I wouldn't have let that slip. That would
have been me all day baby. Anyway, what's with the hats.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Fucking He looks stupid as stupid as hell?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Yeah, But either way, I mean, like they're not pleased
to have this man in their country. That seems. I
think Channel four did a thing where they aired like
the longest uninterrupted just highlight reel of all the mendacious
bullshit that Trump has said over the years. Just as
a way to be like just so you know who's
coming by this, run the tape. Why why do we
(28:11):
have state visits when we have Trump? Like what is
the point?
Speaker 6 (28:16):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Like I think it's like diplomacy in like inertially like
because it's that are doing stuff or this is the diplomacy.
I think he likes the pomp and circumstance. Probably he
gets to go to a place and like have people
kiss his ass. And then from America's perspective, well, first
(28:37):
of all, it doesn't matter because he just gets to
do whatever the fuck he wants. But then also it
probably yeah, like the diplomats come with him and then
are like, yeah, you don't want him to be angry
because he's like kind of stupid and he'll just wage
war on your country if you don't do what's nice
(28:57):
for him. Oh yeah, so what do you want us
to do?
Speaker 3 (29:01):
I guess it is just like a series of bribe collectors,
right yea. Well, and it's also just like gestures of
like like you're like, oh, we welcome you with this
like this huge like all this pomp and shit when
you visit, and like that's also meant to be like
a bit of like a hat tip to the visiting dignitary.
So for that to happen twice is kind of a
big deal because it's like, you know, that's you. You
(29:23):
reserve that kind of shit, like when you need that diplomatically.
So I don't know, clearly, they're like, you're you're fucking
the global economy up, man, Can we have you over
for another party and be like relax with this shit?
But the protesters are out.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, yeah, So once the president arrived, photos of Trump
and Epstein were projected onto Windsor Castle by protesters like giant,
like big, big.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Really good projector.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
It's a good end for that projector for that projectors.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
High projectors. Yeah, it's fucking great.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
There's also a report a massive photo of US present
and Donald Trump and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein was
placed on the lawn outside Windsor Castle, where Trump is
scheduled to stay Tuesday night. Placed is one way of
putting it. It's the size of a football field, Like,
I don't know, it's wild.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Also like it's so funny because of the angle that
this photo was taken and the lents, like there's likes
distortion happening too. So they look like weird, like jokey
snapchat filter versions of Trump and Epstein, like this is
the big chin filter. Yeah. Yeah, they looked like they
were animated by the Beavis and butt Head people. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
(30:37):
yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
They even snuck some Trump Epstein merchandise into the Windsor
Castle gift shop.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
There's yeah, quite a lot of construction here. There's a
lot of arts and crawd. Do you know what d
I y as as La who whoever printed out that
big ass fucking picture of Trump and Epstein? I mean
credit to you, because first of all, how do you
explain that when you have that made? In the second,
we're going to keep that ship. Yeah, it doesn't even
(31:03):
look like it has a seam, no rest. Yeah, it
looks like a giant cake. It looks like remember in
the studio before they those people took it down when
they had the giant print out of the Jersey Shore
note on our own. Yeah, and then some other production
team came in and said this isn't a professional environment.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Also, the good news is that the people who work
at Windsor Castle and work for the Royal family do
In addition, to serving it.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
They do like to spill a little bit of tea.
Exactly loose lips, because you're already, like the Daily Mail
already has all these weird ship They're like, they're sleeping
in separate chambers, Like, well, we knew that. But the
other thing that a lot of people have pointed at
is that already apparently like they have, you're not sleeping
in the same bed. But I think we knew that.
(31:57):
I mean, that's give us something better. Loose lips. In
Windsor Castle, they're like, try this one on what he
sounds like when he sleeps. Holy shit, it tryly sounds
like a xenomrph being born or something. But like there's time. Yeah,
exactly what Windsor Castle they already have like truly like
(32:17):
the finest Egyptian cotton sheets at like truly fit for
a king. But somehow when the sort of his advanced
team came to check out the palace or the room
he was going to be and they're like, no, we're
bringing our own sheets, And I don't know, maybe because
they weren't rubber. Yeah, that's probably what it is or
something or like other in the Daily Mail, they were
(32:39):
like they were speculating. It's like that maybe people didn't
want that he was embarrassed by whatever. He however, he
keeps his orange hue from staining the Royal families. Oh,
they're like he's dirty, Like if you saw what the
sheets look like after, You're like, how can this much
dead skin be generated from one body? It's just an outline,
(33:01):
just an orange outline, like a greasy dark it's like
the croud of turin. But he takes his makeup off
at night before he goes to bed, No, because like
that's what women do. Yeah, yeah, I ve Yeah, it
stays on better. Oh okay, I think he just kind
of falls asleep. Yeah yeah. Do you imagine it's so
(33:21):
hard to imagine Trump brushing his teeth? Oh my god. Yeah,
I mean you even saying that you created an image
I have never even to even have in my brain,
which is.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
A thing so weird to think about, you genuine. I mean,
he looks like he's a little like a little smelly.
Everyone says he has an odor that's a pretty widely
he looks smelly, But like, can you imagine brushing his teeth?
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Impossible? No, No, I brush it with burger with burger. Yeah,
I can't do it. Won't do it. Every time you
take a bite of a burger, see all this stuff
on your teeth gets caught in the burger bite as
you bite it and then they clean m yeah, yeah, yeah,
this is so I just I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
I mean, this is a little bit underlining how insane
it is that there's a royal family that has these resources,
and also that there's a president that has these resources.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yeah. Yeah, I would take royal family at this point.
I've got Trump family.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I've said before, like I think that the collapsing of
person with like power to rule the country and like
all the pomp and circumstance that royal families have, like
the fact that that is collapsed in the figure of
the US president is like very dangerous. Like the UK
just like knows that, like people need that outlet of
(34:43):
like sort of glorifying a national figure, and they were
smart to like split it off into somebody who like
doesn't mean shit, like nobody actually has to listen to anymore, right,
But in America, it's just like, no, we worship the
guy who can end the world. That's actually what we
think is good.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
And his house is made of gold.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I mean it gives it's like I mean, it shouldn't
be maybe more like the mayor of Valet though, where
it's like there's an executive franch it's just way less powerful.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Sure, yeah, yeah, I mean I think that's how they
the founders wrote that he just got off this king shit.
But you know what, that's king shit. Yeah, kingshit is kingshit,
king shit. Thank you king shit.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Let's talk about Genine Pirouh just feel something to make
us feel just a little bit better, a little a
little bit of sucks shit at her job.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Yeah, I mean, like so, before Jennine Piro was the
US attorney for DC, she was mostly known for being
like one of the sloppier Fox News personalities. Yeah, and
her takes on Fox are like never of a person
who thought about anything seriously because she's just like, oh,
here's a problem, went I laugh, and you're like, what
the fuck? She's for some reason, because I think her
(36:02):
cognitive skills probably peaked twenty five years ago when she
like was the sort of face of one of the
Robert Durst Order or trials. But anyway, Trum made.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Her actually like where I first found out about her
I feel, yeah, yeah, this ladies got something on the ball.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
And then since.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
She feels like julianni Ish where like it's like are
they drunk or is something like cognitively going on?
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Why not both dose? Okay? I remember watching the Jinx
and then being like, Janine Piro is from no way.
She's just saying like racist doing racist make them ups
on Fox or the Five or some shit I know.
But anyway, she's now the legal attack dog in DC
(36:48):
and has had her hands full because she's just trying
to prosecute pretty much anything that resembles dissent or resistance
and then exaggerating like what had happened. But she has
been just a series of legal ls and I just
want to go over these. It's a slight reminder, slash
light cope that evidence is still a thing that matters
(37:08):
for now. So first of all, like the sandwich throwing
guy in DC, the guy who fucking smet like through
that sandwich at the federal officer, she was like, this
guy needs to get indicted. Grand jury threw it out.
They're like nope. Then she tried to get a woman
who called Trump a Nazi indicted. That failed. Two people
made quote threats to Trump like one guy was drunk
(37:29):
and under arrest and like he's like, I was drunk
and I don't even know what the fuck I was
talking about. Grand Jury also refused to indict another person
had quote assaulted federal agents when they were they were
merely just filming these goons doing goon shit. Grand jury
threw it out because they're like, and what when did
this person even assault them? They're like no, And this
even happened in LA, too, where the courts in LA
(37:51):
were like, these are like these charges are so flimsy
like and you have no evidence to back like these
assertions you're making. So that's rare, right, grand juries usually
like yeah, regularly, I mean, well, I think this is
where it's at now, because she just got like they
were the one of the judges in DC was like,
what the like basically it was called the Department of Justice.
(38:12):
Sound was like, what is this? Like, you guys aren't
even like doing any vetting before you decide to charge someone,
because this is just a waste of fucking time. So
right now, of like around the fifty people that have
been arrested in DC, eleven have had their charges just
immediately tossed. And I think that I think goes to
show like what the motivations are of like the regime here.
(38:33):
It's just to merely create the headlines that they arrested
fifty people, to be like, oh my god, they arrested
fifty people without actually doing like the work, if like
these cases actually held any like I mean, eleven tossed.
The US twenty two percent is that I guess that's high.
A lot of observers like that's that's that's an unusually
(38:54):
high rate for especially for like a US attorneyury. Yeah,
like going for a grand jury. So I mean again,
and I think while there are people who probably did
some other shit like illegally or whatever, like the ones
where they truly are like the guys spit it an
officer's feet, that's attempted assault like that kind of shit,
they're like, yeah, you know, what are you talking about?
Just delightful. How weak these federal agents are, you know, Yeah,
(39:18):
they're so scared they need to I mean, that's why
we need to up the budget so they have sandwich
proof vests, kevlar and zip loc Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
I do worry that this is like the early days
of this administration, where they were like, we need to
like the Trump administration is lagging behind Biden in terms
of deportations, and then they just took that and like
turned it all the way up. Yeah, and then the
Supreme Court came in and was like, yeah, we don't
that's fine, we don't see anything wrong here.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Yeah. Yeah, Well, I mean, like the thing is like
they're they're trying to use existing existing laws to try
and do these things, whereas there's no like like you know,
spinning on the floor, spitting at the on the on
the ground near someone, that's not a law. So that's
that's where they're going to have to probably come through
with some kind of overarching bill that's nebulous enough that
(40:12):
anyone can be charged under it. Right, But we'll see,
we'll see. I mean they're i mean, like to your
point about like the numbers and being like, what's our
quota is happening? Like they were saying that that whole
raid of the Hyundai plant in Georgia was because they
were still like they were just they had their hair
on fire trying to meet Steven Miller's three thousand arrests
(40:33):
a day quota, right, and they're like, fuck you can
get four fifty right here even if fine people, Yeah,
a majority of them are here legally, and it's going
to truly ruin relationships with certain companies.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
back to talk about Publishers clearing House.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
They'll be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
We're back, And are you guys? Were you familiar Publisher's Clearinghouse?
You remember?
Speaker 3 (41:10):
That was the only thing.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
The only thing I know of them is Ed McMahon
at a door with balloons and a giant novel t check.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
That's all. That's all I knew Ed McMahon was. In
my mind, he was associated with it, but I always
just remembered because it wasn't it after the Super Bowl,
Publishers Clearinghouse would go like there was an annual thing.
I felt like where you could be like, oh shit,
who's gonna get the fucking knock? And will it be
from the Feds or Publisher's cleaning House. I just assumed
(41:40):
that they made their own day of it. But like,
I mean, the whole thing is so crazy when you
think about, like what the fuck are they actually selling? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
in ninety five. It was from nineteen ninety five, they
did the Winners Aft right after the super Bowl. That's
that was like my thing was like, oh, then this
is your post credits scene from the Super Bowl where
(42:02):
you get to see somebody get ten million.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Dollar American the American dream. Well, the American dream is dead.
We'll get to why it is going on with the
people who got those big checks, but it does seem
like it's just giant novelty check And Ed McMahon at
your Doorstep is such a powerful image that like it
just I don't know, it took on this life of
its own. So the reality is Publisher's Clearinghouse. It began
(42:26):
as a way to replace door to door salesmen for
magazine subscriptions, right, and they would get a commission for
every subscription sold. And then in the sixties they Reader's
Digest was already offering sweepstakes prizes, mailing cards to people
with the famous phrase you may already be a winner,
which I was not familiar with, but I will take
(42:50):
our writer Jam's word for it that it was iconic. Yeah,
they were never affiliated with Ed McMahon. A lot of people,
myself included, thought Publisher's clearing House was the company that
sent Johnny Carson's sidekick to people's homes with large checks.
But what this is he didn't work for Publishers clearing House.
He worked for their competitor, American Family Publishers, and would
(43:12):
appear in commercials in which the word Publishers was more
prominent than American Family. Wow, and well, he supposedly did
carry big checks to people's houses in real life. The
only footage of him doing that is from sitcoms and
reality shows where the company wasn't specified, which makes sense.
So it's like Roseanne, Who's the Boss? Than Nanny and
(43:33):
Boy Meets World were like shows where Ed McMahon did
the I'm here with a check bit exactly, which is
like kind of the stuff like when you like of
a certain age, are like, yeah, I watched all those shows,
so of course I have that message reinforced many probably.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
This is so bizarre.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Isn't that weird that he wasn't like, that wasn't a
thing that at least yeah, that wasn't a thing on TV.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Clear memory of a thing that I now that we're
talking about it did not and do not understand, right, Yeah,
what the fuck it even is? I guess it's really
just the transition from six from door to door salespeople
to websites. This was just the interim stage and.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Like junk mail getting people to open letters from publishers
Clearinghouse or America's Media, America American Family Publishers, which just
sounds like the like far right version of publisher that
said you may already be a winner. And then the
image of Ed McMahon at your door with a check
is like so sticky and powerful that people would just
(44:36):
open that shit. And while you have a bunch of
people registered to you know, give, Basically it's just a
way of collecting people's data, you know. Yeah, yeah, for
to sell to magazine companies, which used to be so
powerful that they like drove entire industries.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
I mean yeah. And growing up in school, well there
was the magazine drive. Yeah you know what I mean,
like we did in my school. It's like how many
magazine subscriptions can you focus sell? And like they just
they just outsourced that shit to kids, and then if
you sold one, they're like, here's a fucking cotton ball
with Google eyes on it that we're calling you. Yeah. Yeah,
it was really so much revenue.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
I mean I assume The thing with subscriptions is people
forget about them and they just can't for them forever.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Yeah, it's basically like all of the things that drive
the current economy, but in like an analog form where
it's like, you know, subscriptions that people forget about and
don't realize that they're still paying for. And also like
getting people's information, getting your data, getting your address essentially,
and then selling that back and forth between you know,
(45:44):
data brokers essentially. They were doing they were the first
to do that anyways, you know, and by the way,
they would target old and low income people, which again, yeah,
a good precursor for modern online scams.
Speaker 3 (45:59):
That's what I had to pay like eighteen million dollars
because they're doing like, well, I mean maybe if you
like bought some shit that might increase your chances, and
people were like, yeah, wait, I have to buy it.
They're like, I don't know, I mean maybe, and that's
when they're like, uh no, you can't. You can't even
imply that purchase was necessary to enter the sweepstakes. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Yeah, every part of the publisher's clearinghouse business model makes
total sense, but is insane to me.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Yeah, it makes sense. It's insane.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
They like, so some people did win the sweepstakes and
opt for getting the money in like regular installments for
the rest of their lives, which turns out bad decision
because they just went bankrupt and now are being sure
we don't have to pay that shit.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Yeah. Yeah, the new owner they're saying, they quote not
responsible paying out prizes issued by publisher's clearinghouse prior to
July fifteenth of fucking this year. That's like everyone, yeah, yeah, what, yeah, yeah,
it's it's pretty It's like wild too, because part of me,
I'm like, oh, that must be so cool, but then
part of me is like, ah, that must suck if
(47:08):
you were on this like slow drip of money Publishers
Clearinghouse money for ages now and then suddenly they're like,
oh yeah, yeah, that's a null and void now, sorry
about that. Yeah. They interview though.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
CNN interviewed the sixty one year old guy in Washington
State who had been promised five thousand dollars a week
for life and now he's like looking for a new
job when his annual check for two hundred and sixty
thousand dollars didn't show up as expected in January, and
like they didn't even like tell the.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
People they did.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
The people had to be like, hey, I think my
check the waters on is supposed to it is supposed
to come, and they were like, sorry, new phone.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
Who does We don't know who who you are. Don't worry.
So it'll be the same thing with Social Security everyone,
So right, what happens? Oh no, no, no, we're not
doing that anymore.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
But the beginning of everything that's wrong with America and
like the future of everything.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
That's wrong with America. Yeah, also like the same time
to sixty a year and you're blowing through that. I mean, look,
everyone's gonna do what they do, but I've all I
remember always thinking about like what I would do if
I got because I was so obsessed with Publisher's clearinghouse,
Like I would open this shit all the time. My
parents like, you fucking idiot, dude's you fucking win the book?
(48:25):
You fucking fell for it? Something dumb, dumb, dumb. But
I was like, Okay, how much would I be able
to spend? Okay, what could I buy? And at that point, shit, man,
if you're getting a quarter million every year just a
check sent to you, I hope that you're not like
suddenly like, bro, I'm gonna lose everything. Yeah, I think
(48:46):
maybe you are. I mean I think he was just
like it's shown up every year.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Yeah, yeah, it's really funny that he's just like why
wouldn't they say, like, why didn't someone gives me a
heads up? Not a good way to treat anyone. And
it's a little like, I mean, you know, obviously they
don't care, but like why were they gonna care?
Speaker 6 (49:04):
Right?
Speaker 3 (49:04):
Truly, They're like, come on man, it's it seems.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
To be the thing that companies did where they would
pretend to be you know, that there was like a
capitalism wore a mask.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
So yeah, it's like we're changing your life. Yeah, like yeah,
we're a local business or yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
The reason not to do this is PR. And I'm
so sorry, but Publishers Clearinghouse doesn't care. No one knows
they exist. There's no such thing as PR for them.
They're being purchased by.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
I think this is like an app company that is
just gonna you know, use whatever whatever data collection.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
It's so wild, like just the like other weird companies
buying dead brands. It's so funny because today there's that
headline about that the people behind lime Wire, but the
fire Festival rights, like in the eBay auction, like lime
Wire was that like buying dead How do they have
money to buy something? Because some these two dudes. Then
(50:00):
these people bought the rights to lime Wire a while back,
and then they're like, well, now we're gonna buy the
rights to a fire festival for like two hundred and
fifty grand or something, and Billy mccrumb's like, damn, such
little money. He was doing a live stream during the
eBay auction. He was so visibly bumped out that he
thought he was gonna make millions. But it's just then.
(50:21):
But then the Fire Festival, like or the lime Wire
people were like, yeah, we're buying like the brand. We're
not trying to do the festival. It's like we want
to bring the meme to life kind of thing. And
you're like, that is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever
fucking heard. But yeah, here we are just zombies buying
zombies and making zombies, zombies having zombies. Yeah, zombies making zombies. Yeah,
(50:43):
I guess that's how that works. Actually. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Gaming platform ARB Interactive purchased certain assets for publisher's clearing
house for seven million dollars.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
I mean, I guess it makes sense because their primary
target is old people anyway. So yeah, like, I'm sure
there's value in that for.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
Them, but seven million dollars worth of value and then
established Page Digital, a new platform that hosts sweepstakes opportunities.
So yeah, just a thing, a sinkhole for old people
too desperation dump their finances into cool so cool, cool country.
Speaker 3 (51:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
So that's where if you have any positive associations with
you know, those big oversized checks showing up at people's doors.
This is this is where that ends. This is where
that all ends up.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
Oh man. Their description, oh man, the descript like when
you go to ARB Interactive's website, our flagship free to
play gaming platform designed for thrill seekers who crave casino
action anywhere anytime. Okay, sounds good like that, this is
where we are. But I understand this.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
Yeah, yeah, it's Andrew crave casino action. You you crave
casino action anywhere, mid flight and the yeah a plane,
I am the casino action, that's right. Yeah, you had
a great pitch about bringing casino action to flights.
Speaker 3 (52:09):
Be you to it. I'm just saying, I'm just I
just I'm just so curious why it doesn't exist already. Yeah,
less of what happened, yet less of a but there
were regulations. Yeah, what are the laws of international flight?
Speaker 1 (52:25):
I know?
Speaker 3 (52:26):
Yeah, it's it's some version of aviation law, I guess, right.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
Yeah, it seems based on the thing like because it's
apparently they're trying to make it possible for planes that
take off or land in Connecticut. So it sounds like
maybe the flight is ruled by the law of the place.
Speaker 3 (52:45):
That right, that's so crazy. Doctrine we don't know about. Yeah,
I mean mostly doctrines are ones we don't know about,
to be fair, But because under that logic, how come
every flight to Vegas isn't a casino flight? Oh you know,
if that.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
Happens, if they could, that's a really good point.
Speaker 3 (53:05):
Every third seat with a slot machine, they absolutely would
do it. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, there are no They're
like on Southwest, there are no middle seats because.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
That's a slot machine, like they Yeah, so there must
be a reason because if they could, they would.
Speaker 3 (53:21):
It's only because there were regulations in place that was
like frowning upon making gambling so frictionless and seamless for
people to lose their money, and I think, yeah, because
the article I read about Delta doing this is they're like, no,
it's because Trump's in office that they're like, yeah, I
think we can get this one through. Try jam it
on on through. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Who knew electing a casino magnate to president.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
So to be fair, one of the few people who's
lost money, Yeah, I get casino uh owner guy?
Speaker 1 (53:54):
Yeah, failed casino owner, yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:57):
Failed money printing on the owner.
Speaker 1 (54:01):
Kept fucking up the money printing machine that I owned.
Speaker 3 (54:04):
Crazy andrew T.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Such a pleasure having you as you? Where can people
find you?
Speaker 3 (54:11):
Follow you? All that good stuff? Andrew T on social media?
Last name is t I. I don't know, look for
my someone find my fucking alien tweet or blue Sky
hurry hurry up. I just be there. It's somewhere. Is
there a work of media that you've been enjoying. I
(54:31):
don't know. This is boring.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
It was a new season or task Master out which
I think they're doing a day and date on YouTube
so you don't have to get some weird hacked Channel
four stream anymore.
Speaker 3 (54:42):
You can watch it on YouTube same time. I love
that show. It's so dumb.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
It's like a it's like a British it's not exactly
a game show, but it's sort of a game show
panel show, slash game show ten ten episodes over over
or the series of the season, and it's just like
really silly games.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
That they that they take too seriously and it's really funny.
It's really good. Just a thing where it's like you
get to see famous people do something different. British famous,
British famous. Yeah to me, they're real people.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
Miles, where can people find you as their workid media
you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3 (55:30):
Oh yeah, find me everywhere at Miles of Gray. Also
talking ninety day on four to twenty day Fiance. Check
out EastEnders as well. Great show with real celebrities in it. Yeah,
a work of media that I like. Just it's it's
a little bleak, but it just feels very right. It's
from Kashana Blusky dot app posted you want to be Alive,
(55:53):
but they want you dead. We're a new well funded
democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway. She's
fuck yeah, that's where we are.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
You can find me on Twitter at jack Underscore, Brian
on Blue Sky at jack o be the number one
I enjoyed a tweet from Tabitha Arnold who tweeted, silk
is a crazy material. I like your shirt. Thanks, it
came out of a bug. You can find us on
Twitter and Blue Sky at Daily Zeitgeist. Where at the
(56:27):
Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram you can go to the description
of this episode wherever you're listening to it, and there
at the bottom you will find the footnotes well, which
is where we link off to the information that we
talked about in today's episode. We also link off to
a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles, is
there a song that you think that people might enjoy?
Speaker 4 (56:44):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (56:44):
Yeah, I was listening to this like viral Italian rap
track by this rapper named Tokyo. She's not Japanese, but
that's what makes it a cool rapper name I guess
in Italy. The track is called Shendy sce n d
I the beats. It's like a two minute so like
one of those like quick sort of like SoundCloud type
rap hits with the beats, dope and the flow school.
(57:08):
Even though I don't have any idea what you're saying,
and look if you understand it time, he's just saying
something well problematic, let me know. But as long as
you don't know that, shit bangs. So this is Tokyo
with Shandy, all right.
Speaker 1 (57:20):
We will link off to that in the footnote for
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Speaker 3 (57:29):
That is going to do it for us this morning.
Speaker 1 (57:32):
We're back this afternoon to tell you what is trending
and we will talk to you all then Bye bye.
Speaker 3 (57:38):
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