Elon NOT on Drugs! Pentagon Pizza Predictions 06.18.25

In episode 1882, Jack and Miles are joined by artist and musician, Janie Danger, to discuss… Damn, Elon Is NOT On Drugs! (According To His Made Up Drug Test), This One Trick Will Have Billionaires Eating Out of Your Hand, People Are Using Pizza To Try And Decipher America’s Foreign Policy Decisions and more!

1. Damn, Elon Is NOT On Drugs! (According To His Made Up Drug Test)
2. Curtis Yarvin’s Plot Against America
3. People Are Using Pizza To Try And Decipher America’s Foreign Policy Decisions
4. What is the Pentagon Pizza theory eating away at the internet?
5. Pentagon Pizza Index: The theory that surging pizza orders signal global crises
6. Pentagon’s secret “pizza meter” accurately predicted 21 global crises since 1983
7. Pentagon pizza monitor predicted ‘busy night’ ahead of Israel’s attack on Iran
8. Can the Pentagon Pizza Meter theory predict war?
9. Pentagon Pizza Monitor Appeared To Predict Israel Attack
10. How Involved Was the U.S. in Israel’s Attack on Iran?
11. Iran Vows ‘Painful’ Response After Israeli Attack: What to Know

12. The Unexpected Restaurants You'll Find In The Pentagon

13. The Taco Bell That Requires Security Clearance
14. A McDonald’s In The Pentagon? The Meme, Music And Mystery, Explained
15. Pentagon Hot Dog Stand
16. Ground Squirrel Laser Squeak

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Kind of looks like Greta Thunberg.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Tunberg be right.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
I think it's even like Toonberry, like Toonberry too much.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
You're mosting a bit too much.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
I think I think it's wild Thornberry.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
If it's any other culture but Swedish, I'll put more
effort into trying to pronounce it.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
But for now, Bomberg is as much as there. You're
just gonna keep adding syllables until it's actually Tomber.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Because I remember there was an Arsenal player Swedish player
named Freddy. I thought his name was Freddy Youngberg and
then not young Berg, you remember, but yeah, then I
met a Swedish person like, oh yeah, I like Freddy Yungman.
They're like, oh Freddy Jumbe and I'm like, oh okay
with that hard R.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three ninety three,
Episode three of dir Dially's I guys It's production of
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dab into America share consciousness that it is Wednesday, June eighteenth,
twenty twenty five. Happy birthday to my wife, Oh, happy
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two of my best friends, Chris and Jose the so many,
so many people in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
You know Jose in New York.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
He came out to the New York Yeah yeah, remember
yeah yeah when he said, I called him out from
the stage and he was like, I'm here from the
back of the stage.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
And his voice was so deep.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
The super producer Anna was like and everybody started ovulating at.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
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Speaker 2 (02:18):
FK, The Measles Weasel, David Lesser and the Discord just imagining,
you know, if Polly Shore was still popular, currently dictating
her current collective demise, I'm thrilled to be joined as
always by my co host.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Mister Miles Miles Dragged, Lord of lakershim born and raised
North Hollywood is where he spent most of his days
chilling out max and relaxing all cool, watching Fresh.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Prince day each after way Peach day after school. When
Tyro showed up, he said, damn, she looked good. Started
making trouble. Then Will's neighborhood got one little crushing. My
mom got scared and says, stop watching that Fresh Prince
and grow some arm hair. Wow. Shout out to Snarkula
for that one yet, because arm hair is still ain't
coming in you know what I mean. It's it's still
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shout out Snarfula for that one.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Snorfla on the board, Snarfila good description of the sounds
that Will Smith is making in his free show.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Lyric limit. This is just a bou back. Okay, okay,
well okay.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Miles were thrilled to be joined in our third seat
by one of our favorite guests, an artist and creator
of music that has been described as hypno dogic power violence.
There you please, welcome back to this show.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's Jane Danger. That's off.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Guys, How y'all I got Bart in my lap. I
know this is an audio Bart for all the love
at home. Imagine a giant fucking beast in my last right.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Biggest acadvity. I can't tell. Do you have anything for scale? Wow?
How many pounds? You're talking? Twenty? Is that a twenty pounder?

Speaker 3 (04:07):
It's like this cat weighs as much as a Honda
cific Oh shit, Okay, there they're they're measuring cars in
Bart power.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Now.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Things are fucking these How.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Are things in Atlanta?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Jane a bit tense? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Na?

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah? Wow? What happened? Well?

Speaker 3 (04:26):
I mean things like there's a lot going on in
the world right now, which I do a fantastic job
of covering each day. So uh, I think that. Well,
for those that don't know, there's an ongoing project UH
in Atlanta called cop City City. It's actually the actual
name is something like the uh the Center for Social Justice,

(04:50):
which isious, hilariously like woke name, but it's basically like
a Nuketown style training ground for cops to practice uh
like IDF soldier techniques on citizens. Ye yeah, and uh
there's been a long brewing like protest movement against it
for for a while. Now I feel I feel like

(05:10):
outside of Atlanta, this is something that's gone fairly under reported,
but uh, it's uh, it's open now, and there's just
been a lot of kind of uh, I don't know,
with all the protests and stuff. There's been some tense
situations with uh, with the public and the police. And
uh there's another faction known as the Georgia State Patrol,

(05:34):
which is just a fucking gang of like mad Max
style criminals that we got one.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Roast and robe the streets of Georgia.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, imagine mad Max, but everyone has like diabetes like
like like instead of like a bunch of like roided
out Aussies, it's a bunch of like people that get
fed like medicine commercials while watching Fox News.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Like it's like the Georgia TV Dinner Brigade. Yeah, it's a.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Perfect it's get off mere.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Sorry that was that was towards the beast.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
And yeah, there's actually no cat in the people who
are only listening, there's jish.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Me and Carmen went to the uh the like anti
ice protest recently and uh, dude, shouts out to uh,
my normal, my normal co host Carmen Lorent for being
so dude. This girl wants to get arrested. It's fucking cool.
Like we went there and I remember saying like, look,
we I can only stay till like it gets dark.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
I can't really risk anything.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Like the second like we get to the protest, she's
got this giant like fuck ice sign like this like
little trans girl weighs like ninety pounds, soaking wet. It's
just like immediately like going up to where the cops are,
it's like, fuck.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
You, fucking hey you everyone, you're fucking hay too. Were like,
all right, okay, well the energy, but I don't have
the money to bail you out.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
But it shouts out to her. I love her resolve.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah, the resolve of a white woman who's never been arrested.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Don't underestimate it.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Do not underestimate a white woman who does not have
a DUI on her record.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
That was heartening about the all the note Kings protests.
I'm like, see, you need more of these white people
out here because it's like a nightclub, right if the
ratios are good, like there's there are more white people
than people of color. You could do a lot more.
You can make a lot more statement. The police will
wait a little bit longer before getting violent. Look at
what happened to the nightclub in Centers. You know, there

(07:42):
was only one white girl there and she ruined it
for everyone, and.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
They went after her first too, get her ab there.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yeah, exactly, you got like a sixty forty ratio. You know,
you can get away with some more stuff, like you
can do like the twenty twenty thing of like putting
like a chain of white people in front to take
the rubber bullets and all that. Yeah, but it was
very interesting seeing like cause I haven't been to a
protest in a while, shamefully so, but uh, you know,

(08:13):
seeing all the like videos of like oh they're they're
burning down way Moos and they're they're doing all this,
and like I get there and there's like a lot
of people, but it's like like a drum circle and
like people like talking in a microphone about like you know,
like how immigrants are like people too, and it's like, oh,
this is like just like a sweet like.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, I mean it was it was like the only.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Like risk of violence and like I mean I'm probably
preaching to the choir here, but like the only risk
of violence is when like the cops like are like, no,
you can't march, you can't do that, you can't do
things that like we know you fucking are one allowed
to do.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
But I need to compensate for my lack of power
I have in my personal life.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Imagining a reporter touching his partner, you know, partner, dude. What.
I live in the South.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
I've seen what y'all let happen in front of abortion clinics,
like you know, like I know that there's a different
standards that are being sought right now, so so don't
like bullshit me on that. And when Georgia State Patrol
shows up too, it's like that was when I got
activated because I hate these motherfuckers so much as I

(09:26):
was like, your hats are fucking stupid.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
All of you look like the weird thumb guys from
Spy Kids, Like, oh, I got to see these guys.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Oh you should look up the Georgia State Patrol. They
all wear like oh, yeah, I don't know what the
kind of hat is. It's like, uh, it's kind of
like a.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, it's like the flattest of brims. Yeah, cowboy hat things.
It's like this might be good if you're like panning
for gold. I don't know, like what use here getting
out of the just commit to the.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Full Vivian Westwood hat. De Pharrell used to wear. That's
basically the trunken down Vivia Westwood hat.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
I think that they should have, like, you know, if
they're gonna have guns too, they should have like an
old tiny like pistol and revolver, you know, do maybe
a full kind of cowboy thing, like like these guys
think like the worst thing about them is that they
act like they're fucking like in an action movie all
the time. They got like some teenager killed in the
middle of Little five Points because they were like they

(10:25):
were like chasing down like drunk driver and they like
forced a horrific accident that like took someone's life.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
And they've done studies and like just letting people go
is ways like that. Those car you've got the like yeah,
you know what you've got the car makes model you've got.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Atlanta is the most This is kind of crazy to me,
but from what I've read, Atlanta's the most surveiled. The
city you have a country like yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Like getting a red light, Like why why couldn't it
work for fucking drunk driver? And just you know, yeah,
stay behind them, tail them at a at a safe distance,
but don't freaking run people down. If I'm still getting
emails from when I was like driving like out of
New Jersey last year about like, oh, you weren't in
the lane where you pay the three dollars, Now you

(11:16):
pay three hundred dollars. It's like, first of all, I'm
not gonna do that that kind of all, how did
you find me?

Speaker 3 (11:23):
What?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
We got plate readers everywhere?

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Like I didn't realize I was living in minority report Jesus.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Like from the pre kugs. So you come a mile
away on the New Time place.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
All right, let's uh, we're gonna get to know you
a little bit better in a moment. First, a couple
of things we're talking about big news plot twist elon
musket is not on drugs. Case closed on that one.
We'll talk about how Donald Trump is throwing a couple
of people from his administration under the bus, specifically with
regards to that bad parade, among other things.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, it was a snaw. It's like, why were the
vibes not right, Yeah, who knows.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
And then we have one trick that will have billionaires
eating out of your hand, thanks to the New Yorker
profile of Curtis Jarvin. Basically, you just like create a
blog where you're like they should have all the power,
and apparently that works. They're like, this guy's fucking smart.
Some one should give him a lot of money. We'll
talk about the pizza Index, the pizza meter, you know,

(12:30):
pizza Tell, pizza tel, I don't know, like people paying
attention to pizzaint is what they're calling it. Pizza intelligence,
where people look at when pizzas are being ordered and
they can tell that some massive global catastrophe is about
to happen, as.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
They did with America.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Who is apparently like, we're as surprised as anyone that
Israel attacked Iran, but the pizza ordering records would beg otherwise. Yeah,
So we'll talk about all that plenty more. But first, Jane,
we do like to ask our guest, what is something
from your search history that's revealing about who you are?

Speaker 3 (13:09):
So I got into kind of a not an argument,
but a conversation with a friend yesterday before. We were
like about to play a show where she's a little
bit older than me, and she remembers like only like
early internet things, and she brought up a mister Tourette's Guy,
who I'm not sure the average age of your listener face,

(13:31):
but I'm sure some people around like my age might
recall the the Tourette's Guy. And I was like, yeah,
Torete's Guy died, and she was like, no, that was
that was a hoax. So I had to google furiously.
I was like, did Touret's guy fucking die or not?
And it turns out for the past like fifteen years,

(13:54):
I've been duped Tourette's guy. I don't know if he's
alive right now, but he faked his fucking dut The
Tourett's Guy was alive this whole time. He faked his
death to get to get out of making juicy content
for us, and I think that's a crime, quite frankly.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
So he did it just to be like, get off
my back stop asking for new videos.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Well, do you guys know who the Tret's I remember
the guy you would wear the neck brace.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, now that I'm seeing the videos, be like screaming shit.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Yeah, Bob sagat stuff like that. That ain't Mickey Mouse,
that's tit dirt. You know, classics like that, and you know,
looking back, like a lot of old Internet stuff hasn't
really aged well. But the idea of just like, you know,
some forty year old guy in a neck brace like
screaming random curse words, screaming, it's still kind of funny,

(14:44):
like like I think if I saw that for the
first time today, like like seeing a guy on the
phone saying like, yeah, I bought your cold bait to
your coldgate toothpases, the one with tartar control, and it
made me feel like a piece of shit, like that's
pretty good.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
He faked his death, was just posting on his website
that he died, and we were like, yeah, damn, this
is so this is the most two thousand and seven
shit ever where people just see a website in two
thousand and go damn. So it's if it's on the website,
then he is verifiably We don't even know his forete.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
They're on the national Internet for all this.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
In the pre squarespace world, you could just like fake
news could just proliferate like wildfire in a pre geo
guesser world where you can just find some like guy
on TikTok to be like, oh your house is in
Chicago with this street, like you could just find.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
We were blind, you know, we had no grift because
in the death announcement, because someone I'm looking at a
post from two thousand and go, damn he died, it
says in about a week, we'll be putting the videos
back up. We thought about taking the site down for good,
but Danny's videos are already all over the Internet and
we felt that we could do some good with the site.
We'll be releasing all the videos along with one last
new video in a high quality DVD format in memory

(16:00):
of Danny. This DVD will be free to download, but
you will also be able to purchase a physical copy.
All proceeds from the DVD we'll go to Danny's family.
Danny's plack.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
I mean, damn, maybe it Wow, that is a good griss.
Maybe I should fake my death sell some records.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Wait, so how did you figure out that Danny fake
to death?

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Just so they started posting.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
They posted like new videos in like twenty eleven that
like I think flopped. You know, the public wasn't as
in need for you know, those twenty eleven like it
was Obama era optimum optimism.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
We don't need this.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Guy screening repulsive curse words on like YouTube feed anymore.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
We were laughing at episodes of Intervention. That's what we do.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah, right, Yeah, we have Tauley on South.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Park, we have Smash, you know, we have epic wrap
bottles of history. Now oh yeah, YouTube has moved on
from Tourette's Guy.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Right, So this vision of like a documentary with somebody
being like like Mark Maren, Like Tourette's Guy was like
a voice of anger rising up from the street. Yeah,
Like he was expressing something that was there during the
Bush administration that just wasn't there when Obama came along, Right, Yeah,

(17:14):
it broke It's also like the superser Victors that he
broke all the rules.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
It's such a like early like YouTube thing to be like, yeah,
this is how Tourette's works.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah yeah, Also yeah, probably probably a list. I'm pretty
sure I remember him say it would not be accessible today.
I'll say that's probably the one thing about it that's
not aged.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Well, it's uh, it's it's Tourette's Guy didn't have the
most wizened commentary on the disability the disable, and this
was also.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
The error where people were just like flagrantly pretending to
have like different maladies or something, or like remember the
one lady who was scamming which said she couldn't walked
normal and ship and then they caught her like in
her private life and she's like, oh, yeah, I'm cured.
I'm cured. She verbal hinted it.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah, people do that now to a genuinely horrific degree.
True and On had an amazing episode about how like
there's this trend of like people on TikTok like saying
that they have like certain kind of like anxiety. A
very popular one is saying you have D I D
and saying you have like all of these different like
altars and stuff. And it's like, oh, yeah, today I'm Melissa,

(18:22):
I'm a normal librarian.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Right.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Sometimes Philip the Hungry Magician comes out and it's like
it's all it's a fake, and it's like I'm like.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
It's got cast in a production, that's what they Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
I mean, it's this honestly a similar level of like
misunderstanding what like it's it's like understanding uh, mental disabilities
in the same way that like a movie from the
seventies would. It's like it's like like Psycho or like
Dressed to Kill or like something like that. It's it's
both of those are also evil tranny movies. But I

(19:00):
guess maybe maybe there's something there too. We got a
long way to go, is what I'm still still we're
not that far from Tourette's guy. So shouts out to Danny.
I hope, I hope you overcome your maladies.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, and then that sort of thing was used to
make it seem like the vaccine was dangerous, so yeah
it had.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Oh my god, yeah there is there is a a
right wing version of that too. The the I got
the vaccine shakes.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
I made a TikTok when that was like when I
was like still making TikTok where I was like when
my boyfriend was like, Babe, is it the vaccine shakes?
I was like, no, I'm just trying to get this
cat to come to me.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
What is something you think is underrated? Underrated?

Speaker 3 (19:48):
You know, every time I come on here, this is
the one that that that stunlocks me.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
But I know it's it says a lot about personalities
when I have difficulties saying things are underrated too, because
I'm I don't know if this is your case. I'm
just like, man, I know a ton of shit that's overrated.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Well, the Actually, the funny thing is I misunderstood the question.
I had a trouble finding something overrated underrated. I had
a few answers, fork but I think the one I
want to lead with is the Instagram reels algorithm, because
far be it from me to ever give credit to

(20:26):
Mark Kuckerberg or whatever. But the Instagram reels algorithm is
different from the TikTok algorithm, and this one specific way
where every few like months or so, I find a
new creature that I was like unfamiliar with or didn't
pay attention to the last few months, it was high Raxes.

(20:46):
Are you guys familiar with hiraxes?

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Hi rexes? That sounds like a miss creature from the
universe of.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
I would I would love if you could look up
the high rax video, perhaps play the mystical noises they make.
They are I forgot the actual genus, but they they
look like rodents. They look like little rodents where they
are actually sounds Okay, this lady's talking.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
I'm not hearing the Hiras voice.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Just if you type in hiras a w A w A, you'll.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Get to hear their beau.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Trying to get a look up, look up, the oh
that's that ship, the Hiras.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
I love that there's these little creatures that live like
mostly I think in like the Middle East and like
North Africa, that hi raxes are in the Bible. Dude,
like they're old as ship. They've been on this planet
forever and I never fucking heard of them. And I
love that they scream. I love, like, yeah, me, I

(21:56):
was like a noise enjoyer, as someone who loves abrasive sounds.
I love that they make these fucked up little screams.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
It's beautiful to me. It looks like like a docs
and a squirrel. Yeah, but they're actually their closest animal
relatives are elephants and hippopotamuses because those funny little incisors
that they got are not actually teeth. They are tusks,
So they are in the like tusk family of animals,

(22:27):
which is so cool. And I learned all this about
high axes only to be immediately just like I'm done
playing with you. The second, the Instagram feed started showing
me prairie dogs.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Oh yeah, and prairie dogs. I'd never paid attention to
these little guys before. Can can I share this little
video in the chat real quick?

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (22:49):
They also, I think, because high raxes make a funny noise.
They were like, oh, this bitch likes funny little noise noises.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
But wat oh whoa, whoa what right?

Speaker 2 (23:01):
That's the that's run that.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Ame more time. Here we go. What that sounds like
a fucking like a bio weapon or.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
That's what they sound like. That's what they do all day.
That's how they should be coming out of a UFO.
That's like making someone's head explode, or like bringing them
like levitating up into the score, or.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Like a like a laser gun from like a fifties.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Yeah, yeah, this is what Havander syndrome probably sounds like.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
That's right, you know what I mean? Well, that is
like they found out that the CIA agents that were like,
what the fuck is this? This is like some unnatural
sound we've never heard before. We recorded it, and it
was fucking crickets that were just like a type of
cricket that I've been stationed in the middle of Kansas
for six years and going for how is the Cuban

(23:53):
military getting me out here? This is I'm losing my.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Mind and it's just these cute, little cute, twitchy, little
creeky Sure is that that squeak? So shouts out to
prairie dogs. I cannot wait for what the instagram reels, Yeah,
form what fucked up little creature they're gonna show me next?
I hope it's something good.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Praide dogs have a language that's more advanced. This is
from Reddit, but I did I read this or right?
I heard this on an episode of Radio Lab, so
that's why I went looking for it on Reddit. They're
saying prairie dogs have a language it's more advanced than
any other animal language that's been decoded.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Obviously not counting humans. I don't know. Though.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Researchers found that their calls conveyed descriptive details like distinguishing
between a wide variety of animals, including coyotes, domestic dogs,
and humans, even what color a human is wearing. They
ran an experiment where like they would be like, here
comes the guy in yellow, here comes the guy the.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Prairie dogs on that dress that you couldn't figure out
what color it was and they all die. Yeah, they
just like they squeak and just like everywhere I'm imagining
Amy Adams and arrival and she walks up to like
the window and just like like twitching.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
She's like it's saying it wants to come home.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
So we did underrated. Yeah, well something you think is overrated?

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Okay, So this is inspired by a recent appearance Me
and my boyfriend died on Our Friends podcast recently rebranded
to Homie Vulgaris because it used to be called The
Ain't Shit Show, but it had shit in the name
and the abbreviation is ass, so they weren't getting the
traction that they wanted, so they rebranded. Shout out to

(25:40):
Homie Vulgarics. You should have them on.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
They're great. But I saw a.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Personality test that morning and I knew I was going
on their show, so I gave that because they have
a very interesting outlook on the world and I wanted
to find out if the axes It was like a
like a political axis, and it was like like the
X axis is like woke to Chud and the Y

(26:08):
axis is like is Chud or acts Chud. So they
ended up in like the top left quadrant where they're
very woke but they act chud. And it made me
realize this is the path forward, right, this is what
the Democratic Party needs.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
We need dark woke.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah, so woke.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
This is overrated, but no chud.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
This is still bad.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
But I think if you can, if you can speak
the language, you can, you can overcome the obstacles in
front of us. I think that like the right wing,
they're calling it the soy right. You know, if you guys,
if you guys, you heard all because they're the scoldie ones,
you know, they're the ones that are coming out. That's like,

(26:57):
y'all aren't defending Israel hard and if you're not, you
shouldn't be buying this because they're woke. That you shouldn't
be watching these movies because they're woke. And it's like, brother,
give me a fucking break. It's an exact mirror of
like twenty sixteen, when it was like we have to
reevaluate all of these old classic movies for probably it's

(27:20):
it's a repeat of like the most important thing right
now is not listening to baby. It's cold outside. It's like,
shut the fuck up. Like I guess I get it,
but like there are other things going on. Yeah, I
think there's other things.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
It's like much worse things.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
And I think if we can just like put down
like all the kind of like scoldy annoyingness forever and
just be like, yeah, no, you guys are cringe and
we're making fun of you. Like it reminds me of
when what was it the conservatives are weird thing, Like
that was.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
The biggest fucking bump that Kamala had, you know, that.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Was phased it out. They were like, it's too popular.
It's mean they're like too tough.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
We're acting like chud. Well, maybe maybe you should be
a little bit more chud like, and maybe maybe you
should whisper to them a little bit. Maybe you should
go on uh Andrew Schultz podcast and like talk about healthcare.
I don't know, like if these motherfuckers are willing to listen,
just fucking talk to them.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Also, yeah, the left house the advantage that they're not
the ones who are president like the people on the
right who are like supposed to be like Chuds or
you know, like dark mega, like they're having to be
like the president fucking rules. Okay, Like it's cool that
he threw himself a birthday party and more people should
have showed up there and saying happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Like it's like, no, that sucks. God. I feel like
the Rogan sect of like Trump supporters slowly peeling off
because they realized like it was easier to be like yeah, man,
fuck Joe Biden because I like, you know, maybe Trump.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
But now they're like, bro, I'm not about to be
like this ship's cool. Yeah quickly like yeah, it's scoldiness.
They're being like, you're not supporting the president hard enough.
Because if the president is saying this and you're being skeptical,
then like it's they're scolding them.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
And it's like people, I don't care what side of
the political party you're on, they don't.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Like to be scolded.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Like I don't think people want to be like ignorant inherently,
So I do think there's a way to like reach
people and like like show people a new perspective. But
you can't do it through this like scoldye bullshit. And
I'm sorry if this is a tangent, but like did
y'all see cashpitel on uh on Rogan?

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah, dude, that goes with conversation.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Yeah, with what you were just saying about how like
like his whole thing about being like Joe, listen, come on, Yeah,
if anyone's not gonna bullshit you Joe, it's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Me, the FBI you.

Speaker 7 (30:02):
Yeah, And we should not be afraid to make fun
of his fucked up fly looking at like he looks
like Jeff Goldbloom, like almost at the full transformation.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
He's like a third of a way to a cronin beast.
And I don't want to hear libs out here being like, well,
some your cross eyed friends might You're fucked up cross
eyed fly friends might hear this, Like Cash Mattel might
not hear you making fun of him, but your bug eyed.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Freak, blood born villain looking friends might.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
It's like, you know what if my friends who's bug
eyed gets upset about this, I'm sorry, dog, I'm night
have to cut you off for a minute.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
I gotta make it's just too perfect that like the
person who's like the face of who's at the the
chair of untrustworthy also just looks incredibly untrustworthy. Tell me,
because I didn't watch it, it's actually that I was

(31:07):
saving that Rogan episode. I usually catch him right away,
but everyone I was like, too delicious. I need to
save it for a time hour I can really sit
with it. He came on and was just like.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
What the thing. The thing that happened was this was
when Elon and then we're beef and Trump were beefing,
and he said, Yo, he's in the Epstein files, right,
And so this it happens while Cash Hotels in the
suit and he's like, yo, pull this up and he
goes and so Rogan's just reading it and goes, damn,
what do you think about that? Man? So he goes, yeah,
he goes, so does he have the Epstein files? Like
how would he know? And he's goes, A, dude, I

(31:40):
don't want anything. I'm not doing anything to do with
that right now.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
I just got yeah, and he says he says some
amazing stuff where he's like, yeah, look, there's nothing uh
new in there.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Epstein.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
They have an amazing conversation about Epstein killing himself, which
is just crazy because like that's the like Joe Rogan,
like for all his faults, he usually has a few
things that like he won't budge on, you know, like
like legalizing William or yeah, like that scene killing himself, Like.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
How is like to get a cattle proud up your
ass until.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
You come Yeah, monkey's beating you up. Trans women in
sports is another is another one, but like school on stage. Yeah,
like there's there's a few things that.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Only two hundred real stand up comics in the world. No, yeah,
there's only actually fifty real stand up comics in the world,
and he's one of them.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Yeah, he's very he's very notorious for just kind of
like chameleoning with his guests, which is why he ended
up having such a right wing turn, you know. Yeah,
but even then, like even when he had like right
wing guess if Steven Crowder came on and was like
weed is evil, he'd be like, no, man, that's some bullshit.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Let me let me tell you what. It comes from
the ground and it's beautiful yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Earth is fucked up. No.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
So it's just like crazy seeing this guy who's like,
I don't know, his whole thing has been like Epstein
definitely didn't kill himself. I watched this documentary and I
mean he's right, Like like I'm not gonna say he's wrong,
broken clocks whatever, but yeah, he's just sitting in front
of the director of the FBI, and like, the director
of the FBI is like, look, Epstein didn't kill himself.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
The cameras weren't working.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
The guards were sleepy.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
There are some small bean guards that had anxiety and
they had to delete the footage or whatever. It's like,
this is ridiculous that you are not pushing back on this,
Like yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Well, especially before he became the head of the FBI,
he was loudly screaming. He's like, this is freaky. I
don't know if he killed himself, and.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
So he's like he was a big conspiracy guy.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
That was like how he cut his teeth before becoming
the head of the FBI. And the thing is like,
and I feel like this also is a lane for
you know, Democrats, left wing people to kind of push through,
because if you go to the comments on that video,
they're not buying it, like like even like Joe Rogan's

(34:07):
fans are like, bro.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
But are they are they willing to put the Clintons down?
You know what I mean? Right they go down and
they're like, well, you know, this list I think touches
a lot more people than.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
It's I think that's why the Democrats don't have a
way forward. Is because like I mean, Bill Clinton, the
Clintons are heavily all over the Epstein stuff, and if
they wanted to like seize on that demographic, they would
have to they would have to stop wheeling Bill Clinton
out to dearborn Missouri or dearborn Michigan to be like

(34:40):
it's too in scenario. Yeah, like like they still think that,
Like the Clintons are like the most unpopular people on
the fucking planet are to some the way like politically viable.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
To them, and they're not. It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
It's the same reason like Kamala Loss. You know, it's
like Joe Biden, like they weren't willing to just like
you know, yeah, they're not willing to rock the boat.
So yeah exactly, And you're on people that are just
deeply fucking unpopular.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah exactly. Like and and again it's and it's the
wave right now. Rocking the boat is the wave, and
y'all are missing it, y'all, Oh my.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
God, slash it back and forth, baby yeah, PLoP into
the iceberg.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Let's go like like get real, dude, Like all right,
let's uh, let's take a quick break. We'll come back
and we'll talk about Elon Musk definitely not on drugs.
Well and we're back and all right, so real quick,

(35:51):
Elon Musk not on drugs. He has tests to show it,
and he shared it. There's like a red arrow on
the test.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
So you know, look, as someone who's uh been on
probation for most of my teenage years, you can be
on a lot of drugs and pass the drug tests.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Maybe, trust me?

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Yeah? He I mean, this guy basically posted just a
screencap of a drug test and he's just like and
just posted lo ol. You know what I mean, Because again,
we all get it. He's a piece of shit that's
ruining the good name of therapeutics psychedelics and also a
piece of shit Nazi and also a piece of ship
billionaire and also allegedly has a malfunctioning robot penis. But

(36:33):
the thing that I feel like this is in response
to is like that New York Times article that said
that he was basically like a walking Nazi coke fart
during the entire election, And this feels like I'm like, oh, interest,
so is this I'm now I'm trying to figure out
what the is this To assure TESLA shareholders and the
board that he's okay, is this.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Done too many gay bars past two in the morning
to know, I know a coach when I see your brother, Yeah,
I know one, you can't get that past me.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
So because the other thing, too, is like, you know,
Trump is obviously varied. He's a documented hater of drug use.
So is this part of like the rehab like drug
use welcoming back is in his own Sure, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
I don't think Trump does drugs. Yeah, maybe, but like
if he's doing like don't or something, it's probably prescribed
and it's probably like you know, in the mindset of
like a teetotaler, Like they're not going to register that
as like doing truge.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
No, honestly, like it's the eldest drug thing.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
His posture is so fucked up. I would not be
surprised if he has like a vicodin prescription or something.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Yeah, you know, but yeah, I think he's doing prescription
drugs for sure. I don't think he's doing I don't
think he's doing fucking coke or like anything illegal. But
I think like he's been doing, he's documented doing like
pseudofied and like yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
It's pretty documented that he does not drink though, like
people like throughout his life has been like because I
think it was like his dad was like an alcoholic
or something.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Brother brother addiction too, and he'd oh, yeah, but that's
I will just say, Like that's also true of Elvis,
who famously like did not have it all together towards
the end.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Like Elvis was like a he was like, I think
illegal drugs are the worst, but like he just had
every drug. Yeah, and so that you know me to
the point that he died.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Like I have a bit of sympathy for that perspective
because like I did an interview, uh with someone at
a at GQ a while ago about Kretom, and I
was saying, how like this stuff is like it's it's
pointed at people who like are just like like workers
like line cooks and ship and because it's like a
legal thing that you can just buy at a gas

(38:54):
station and they're like it's one natural like creatim. It's
like by the time they start taking it, they're probabrobably
not going to register like, oh, I'm in withdrawals, you know,
like a heroin addict or like someone who's like taking
it for that or like someone who has experience, you know,
someone who knows ball, they'll be like, oh fuck, like
I'm addicted, Like this is a drug. But I think

(39:15):
that there is definitely a problem with like prescription stuff
and like legal stuff and like gas station or shit
like that. That like where enormy is just not going
to like fully register like oh my god, like I'm
hooked on bins and my own help off this gas
station ship.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, the other thing, even though he
just said, look, I'm drug free, a lot of people
are like, Okay, do a hair filical test, asshole, because
a lot of people point to the your analysis being
like you can pass kenemine out of your system like
within five days cocaine does. If you're just doing a
t break or something and you take your test, then
then yeah, chances are the test. But also I'm like,

(39:55):
this guy's a billionaire. He could buy clean piss and
then just absolutely absolutely he's trying to fool the most
clueless parent in the world. Like that's what this is.
He's you know, he's trying to get back in Trump's
good graces.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Yeah. Trump was like, this guy is clearly fucked up
on something.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
The way He's like, he's.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
The teenager who like got in trouble for smoking weed
and like had to come home to their parents who
like with a drug test waiting for them. Yeah, so
he like went into the bathroom and like it's like
maybe I can just fill it with warm.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Water in a little bit.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
You're like, sorry, Mom, I drink a lot of water today.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
And then the test is negative and you're like, well,
you know what can I say, like a.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Right really positive for fluoride for something.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Yeah, it's like, well you know what they say about
the drinking water, mom.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
The degree to.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Which this is like not fooling anyone except somebody who's
eighty and saying how did you do that to his
son when his son like is able to Again, we
still don't really know what impressed him someone about Baron
other than maybe he told him to close his laptop
and then he opened it again. Yeah, that's the level
of That's that's the level of thought he's putting into.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
I gotta say, Like a lot of thought has been
into like the Trump Musk relationship and how like Trump
doesn't like drug use and stuff like that. Jd Vance
also famously like his mom was like a heroin addict
that he like narked on. Oh, like, I don't know
if you all saw that terrible movie Hillbilly Ellogy, but

(41:32):
I did. And there's like a scene in the movie
where his mom is like, jd I need some clean
piss or they're gonna throw.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Me in jail.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
He's like, I won't do it, mom, I won't give
you none of my paype. In fact, I'm calling the cops.
And the movie like paints it as like he's the
good guy for like calling the cops or like letting
his drug addicted mom like go to prison, like, and
it's just I feel like Elon Musk hasn't Like I'm

(42:01):
sure he's rocked the boat with Donald Trump for being
like too close and annoying and egotistical, but I feel
like JD. Vance probably definitely had to say too and
being like this guy is an embarrassment.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
He's fucking yeah, he don't know why I'm giving an accent. Well,
it's if you're doing that forced fake apple thing, which
is also Jade Vance does. So yeah, I think it's
pretty accurate. The but I think the most revealing thing
is he posted this at like three forty four a
m Eastern time. I'm like, yeah, man, on a Monday night,
Yeah yeah, great time to post here. I'm not on

(42:35):
drugs fucking.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Well after the after a weekend, I guess yeah, you know,
maybe it'd be better to do it on.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Like a Thursday, Yeah in the morning. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Anyways, he'll he'll be back soon enough. Trump, I mean,
has he fucking left like I.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Mean, his optics. He's visually not fair.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
But now I feel like I have had to hear
about this guy every fucking day for the past like
five years.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
I'm so sick of it. Yeah, but it's unfortunately he's
like the architect, well not the architect, but he became
the face of really what Russell Vaught is his name
from the from Project twenty twenty five. Yeah, rock.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
To be honest, I feel like it was poor. It
was journalistic malpractice to bring up the drug use, because
now he's going to be self conscious about it and
instead instead if they just never brought it up, then
he could be like, oh fuck it, maybe I'll do
five doses tonight, and then maybe he wouldn't. Maybe I
wouldn't have to hear about it anymore. Maybe he could

(43:36):
just crawl in the k hole and not come back,
you know. Yeah, see, yeah, maybe he could join the
fifty seven club.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
That does seem to be a thing that the media.
I keep noticing the media do where they're like acting
like a hall monitor for Trump. Really like Trump, your
ice agents aren't even deporting people at the level by teacher,
they're your military parade to Trump, mister Trump. Elon Musk,
he was doing drugs when he was being mean to you.

(44:10):
It's like, yeah, you've been doing drugs, nice to you.
What are you talking about? Why are we focusing on
this now? It was just the catamine talking.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
Sorry, sorry, baby, it was just it's just all that
you know, I get, babe.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Let's uh, let's take a quick break.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
We'll be right back, and we're back.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
And I think you guys talked about this fella when
I was out. Curtis Jarvin, Oh yeah, tech philosopher who
like when you look at the ship. He was like
writing all this shit about like how America would be
better off as a monarchy and uh specifically one run
by text billion billionaires, like in two thousand and eight.

(44:59):
But so the New Yorker wrote along profile on him.
That's like why, like just the levels of like just
how pathetic this guy is is pretty fun.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Like it's just it's worth a read.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Like throughout he's like, well, like I did this debate
where I absolutely demolished him, but the problem was that
I was fat and he wasn't. So now I'm on
like the drugs. Do you think they're working? Yeah, now
I'm on ozipic. Do you think they're working? What do
you think of my new look? Like just constantly just
fishing for compliments from this New Yorker reporter, being like

(45:33):
do you think I'm hot? Do you think I look good?
But as far as things that, like one of the
details that's just kind of casually dropped that I found
pretty remarkable, is so he just like started out as
being a guy with a blog being like people like
Mark Andresen or Steve Jobs should be in charge of

(45:56):
the world, and then like Mark reason reshat and befriended
him and started investing in his company.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Like that's it how how his career was built. And
in all those like say, like those group chats that
these billionaires have too, where they have like these debates
that they're also exchanging more of this information too. Like
it was an interesting article from this yarpe, And I don't.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Know, I see it as like a very I guess,
kind of like meta reactionary movement where it's like like
even like most like conservatives like still are like, yeah,
well we're we're a democracy or a republic or this
or that, and he's like the people like this are like,
well what.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
If we were a monarchy?

Speaker 3 (46:39):
So it's like it's still the same kind of like
like aims towards like conservative fascist goals, but with like
a different kind of like I don't know, a different
kind of like contrarian patina to it. It's it's it's
it's very faux edgy, like I think a lot of
people like this, like since since the Elon Musk takeover

(47:02):
of Twitter, they've really like blown up. Like I don't
think without the uh with without X the everything app,
I don't think a Curtis Jarvin could really exist. I
think with that we would still have like people like
Ben Shapiro, who is flopping fail like people like that
like are all like flopping. And now we're getting like

(47:24):
a new kind of like school of like conservative commentators
and they're all kind of like I mean they're more
like mask off about being like yeah I do race science,
like yeah, right, yeah, just straight up. But I feel
like also at the same time, like the conservative movement

(47:45):
is very like anti intellectual. I think that's why like
a lot of these like pot that's why like people like, oh,
there's a hummingbird out my window.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Oh my god, it was.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
So pretty, it was so cool.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
It's that like there's a there's a big swath of
like anti intellectual conservatism where like people like Ben Shapiro
and Jordan Peterson where they have to like kind of
debate and like prove their point through like stuff like that,
are getting replaced by like podcasts bros.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Who are just like.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Yeah, I don't know, man, Like you can just have
a beer with Trump and like it's cool and stuff
like that, and you don't have to really like explain
your position as much. So I do have kind of
maybe a hopefulness to it that I think that this
like other side of like this kind of like I
call it like New York Republicanism, because it has this

(48:39):
kind of like intellectualism to it that I don't think
is going to appeal to most people.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
People actually vote for him.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Yeah, yeah, like like I don't.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
I don't think most people really like care about like
being like, oh now I know all the science of
why like people are like lesser van and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
It's like, I think when you add that.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
You're forcing your audience to like do too much like reading,
and these motherfuckers don't read.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Like I just like.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
It's reactionary for a reason, like like you're appealing to
the reactions of people.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
So I don't think there's really even a need.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
For a person like this to come in and explain
why you're being reactionary. I think that that's a thing
that like people who like go to college and don't
come out liberal, they they want to like find an
intellectual reason for like they want they want to find

(49:46):
an intellectual reason for why they didn't get pussy in college,
and being like all of these girls are women, are
lesser people, and they don't understand my massive brain is
an intellectual enough reason for them. But I think your
average conservative is just like, yeah, dude, I love Trump
and like you know, probably goes to the gym and

(50:07):
like has sex with people like that person is not
going to be the target audience for sure, Like they're
still going to be watching like fresh and fit and
like yeah, dunking their face and like ice bats.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
But I'm not reading the seven major steps of Curtis
Jarvin's butters. They gave that the Congress.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Yeah, they read Jordan Peterson's book and they're like, this
is boring. Reading's fucking gay and I don't like it,
but I did. Sorry, I'm yapping a lot, but you
you brought up Yarvin. And I found this quote from
the author Joyce Carol Oates that I liked a lot
where she got into a tiff about k Curtis Yarvin,

(50:47):
and she said, my overall takeaway from the Curtisy Arvin
profile is that there must be millions of smart alec
show offee kids who annoy their teachers and go on
to annoy other adults through their lives with their contrarian
pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces, until
as adults they still harbor a delusion that if there

(51:09):
is a king or a furor, he'd be impressed with
this guy's motor mouth and appoints him to his cabinet,
rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his
wrist as Stalin did routinely. Yeah, and I think that
is spot fucking on.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Yeah, I think all the people.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
No, I'm sure he thought they gotten very long back
and forth, as all these losers do because they spend
all their time on Twitter.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
But all you had to do was, like you just
needed this one guy who goes with the grain of
American capitalism. Like this guy has like no claim to anything.
He's just like, you know, a child, like he like
graduated from college when he was like fifteen or whatever.
But all he did was just like tell the people
who are rich and powerful what they wanted to hear.

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And they were all like, good, this guy's fucking genius.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Holy shit.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
And then like they like found him, they like invested
in his company, they like rate you know, he becomes
like the center of this like intellectual circle, and it's
it's just so pathetic how easily it works. The one
interesting detail is that he doesn't think the Trump administration's

(52:20):
going farther far enough. He's quoted as saying, if you
have a Trump boner right now, enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Gross. It's as hard as you'll ever get. Oh what many.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
See the most dangerous assault on American democracy in the
nation's history. Yarvin dismisses as woefully insufficient a ViBe's coup
without a full blown autocratic takeover. He believes a backlash
is sure to follow, which it might be what we're
seeing right now. This is what he was saying, like
the day after inauguration. When I spoke to him recently,
he quoted the words of Louis da Sanjou, the French philosopher.

(52:58):
He said, he who makes for revolution digs his own
grave and yeahs before he has, before he can finish that.
The New Yorker reporter starts say nerd alert and punching
him on the shoulder.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
I was like, all motherfuckers tried to do a coup,
Like what are we talking about?

Speaker 1 (53:14):
His whole thing? He has all these steps that you
know obviously like Elon Musk is also like a follower
of this ideology, and you know it's all about like
the steps are campaign on autocracy. Okay, you did that purge,
the purge the bureaucracy. You tried that with Doze to
a certain extent, but you didn't go full blown purge. Third,
ignore the courts. Yeah, you're doing that part co op

(53:37):
to Congress. Yeah, you're doing that centralized police and power.
In the midst of that, there's still you know, the
star trying to get there. Yeah, we're working on that.
Shut down elite media and academic institutions. Not quite getting
that done, definitely, Yeah they're working on it, but yeah,
that quite hasn't happened. Then turning out the peoples to

(53:58):
have like your own basically in on the street of
your thinking, and when you look at the No King shit,
you're like, the numbers just aren't there for that part,
which is truly part of like his vision on how
to have this like techno fascist dream world.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
But as we've been saying, like the Masia guessing quote
and like quote from anybody who's inside fascist takeovers, like
it always is, like, man, it was not as bad
as we thought it was two years ago. I feel
like that's where things are gonna get worse, is you
know they're they're going to do all those final steps.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
It's funny to me that like these people like don't
like they're all kind of tripping over each other not
to really have power, but to just be like the
unique advisor to power, like right, like yeah, and in
literal ways too, because like.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Yeah, yeah, right, A little bird told me something you
might want to know.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Okay, I will say, though I wouldn't I wouldn't write
it off like entirely.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Like I mean, like what we see is they have
a blueprint, but it's not everything. Like I always say,
like they're trying to speed run the Third Reich in
a way that it's it's a there's a little bit
there are other ways to do this, but they're very
much trying to be like, Okay, do this, this, this, this,
this and this, and if you just do that sequence,
you get Third Reich. I think it does how it

(55:22):
feels like and why we have this just why.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
I don't know if there's like that much of a
concrete plan. I mean, I could eat my words on this,
but I don't think there's as much of a concrete plan,
only because it's Trump and it's not someone else. And
I think Trump is like just uniquely like certainly a
fascist and certainly advances fascist interests. But he's very he's stubborn,

(55:49):
you know, he's stubborn and caddy, and unless you're like
Benjamin Nett and Yahoo, it's kind of hard to like
actually move him in those directions. No, matter how many
little birds you.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
I think that's the thing is like where all the
people know he's basically like a zombie corpse that if
you hijack, you can get you can make shit happen
in America because every interest has their way. Like it's
like the crypto people are kind of infesting his brain,
infecting his brain the Project twenty twenty five. People like
even when you saw with the ice raids, how he
was like, you know, We've got to dial back the

(56:22):
raids on agriculture and hotels and restaurants. I'm hearing very
good people. You're like, what the fuck? And then Stephen
Miller through a fucking fit. And that's why the other
like yesterday Trump completely changed course. He's like, we're doing
the raids again. Fucking yeah, because everyone is in his
ear trying to get him, like trying to make the
office of the president.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Rating will continue until morale improves, right what One other
quote from the article, y Even explained that during the
Elizabethan era, the finest minds sentences were to be found
at court. When I asked if he saw a parallel
with Trump's center circle, he burst out laughing, Oh no,
he said, my god, so that is one thing, like

(57:02):
as we look at their execution of the big parade
and stuff like that, it's like he doesn't have the
brains in You know, a lot of these people are
fucking idiots. They just want proximity to power.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
That's all.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
That's that's all basically their defining feature. Like he's going
out and being like, find me the finest minds. You
know you've got You've got like C tier Facebook ship
posters in your cap.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
That's also it's ironic because the finest minds weren't what
one year the election, it was the dumbest guys on
like podcasts and like the lowest common denominator type people
that Democrats weren't able to turn out. Like it's the
finest minds are say it again with a bunch of
fucking nerds like.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Nerds.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
All right, Uh, let's talk pizza real quick, shall we.
Because this is just a story that is getting a
lot of play. I'm not sure if it's actually true
because there is a McDonald's in the Pentagon, but basically
real store. Yeah, there's a there's a McDonald's in the
community college that there's five food courts inside the Pentagon,

(58:15):
like the Pentagon is like this reassive mall.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
So when that plane hit, they were like, is Panda Express?

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (58:23):
You know what borrow has fallen before? Ground Zero is
the name for, you know, the World Trade Centers. It
was the name of a hot dog stand in the middle.
There's like a little park in the middle of the
Pentagon that's five acres and in the very center of
that is a hot dog stand that just sold hot dogs.
And that hot dog stand was called ground zero. So

(58:44):
like in this little nook right here and the there's
a there's a rumor that like Soviet intelligence, you know,
doing satellite flyovers. We're like, we're like, why do all
of their agents go to the center of this nook every.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Every day soon time?

Speaker 2 (59:01):
And but that sounds like me, that sounds like some
ship where they are just like trying to make the
enemy sound stupid. I like how the American equivalence of
like a Game of Thrones betrayal garden is like.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
The hot dog. It's like where you go with your
advisor to be like no, no, can you pass the relish.
By the way, there's not going to be any betrayals
at the post. Means for me to be only your
closest of friends. But please please enjoy another cost Coast Soda.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Housing three hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Just so you know. This is what's inside the food court, though,
depending on there's a McDonald's, a five guys, Popeyes, Starbucks,
dunk In some way, Baskin Robbins sucks. That's a shitty line.
There's also Lebanese and Smoke Dat Barbecue.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
That one's the Lebanese place. Sounds kind of good. They
don't have a fucking what's the place? Them all like
the bourbon chicken the oh yeah. Every time I go
to the mall and when I get the free sample,
I'm like.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
There's more. Then there's a taco bell. Yeah, there's pot belly.
That's what I did.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Yeah right, they need some Auntie Oh yeah yeah, Auntie Annie's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
I don't know, I don't know how to say it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
I feel like I'm saying it wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Every time.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
It's like, Wow, you said Auntie Annie's. But I'm like white,
So I don't feel right saying the word auntie Auntie.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
All right, But anyways, so this this is all now
in the news because the US government is repeatedly denied
involvement in Israel's initial attack against Iran.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
They're like this, guys, what who was.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Respond US made missiles? I think you should leave ask cabinet.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Some reports suggest that the US may have played a
greater role than has officially been admitted, And some of
those reports involved Papa John's and Domino's because the pizza
index or pizza meter it was flaring up. This is
a famous theory for predicting global turmoil by monitoring deliveries
from pizza restaurants near the Pentagon. When something big is

(01:01:25):
going down, everyone's stuck in the office working late, and
stress eats pizza.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
And okay, yeah, so that it's that they're working late hours,
working late.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
So that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Well, like a lot of people were like, how that,
Actually there's plenty, Like actually, an official Pentagon spokesperson was like,
we have plenty of pizza options inside the Pentagon, thank
you very much. Yeah, it's like yeah, but this was
in the middle of and it was also in the
middle of the night, and also yeah, like sometimes you
don't feel like walking fucking three miles to get to
the food court, you know, also sucks, right, I'd rather

(01:01:59):
have Papa John's any that. Yeah, so the Papa John's
close to the Pentagon was flaring up big time right
before this, as was the Dominoes. Like they you know
people because for this very reason, people are like constantly
monitoring the activity and they were like on high alert
before the bombs started dropping.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Essentially, can I.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Pause a separate theory, yes, that maybe they're they're leaking
this this pizza information. So when you google like pizza
related stuff, pizza gate doesn't come up.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Uh huh. Interesting that would but that would benefit the
Democratic Party more than the Republicans in power, right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
I guess you are right, that is true.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Sorry, as someone who look I went to Commet Pizza
in DC, this is really I looked for them kids.
They were not there. I went with in full tactical
gear yep, yep. But yeah, but my my, my like
sort of plate carrier was super saggy because I didn't
actually have the ballistic plates there was.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
There was a movie that came out last year called
The Sweet East I really enjoyed where they go to
like Comet Pizza, like the beginning of the movie and
Andy millanachus shows up and.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
It's like, where's the fucking kids?

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Where are they?

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
And he like grabs this girl and they like find
like all these like tunnels. It's like true, yeah, and
that's like the joke is that like what wait what
this crazy guy's actually right but.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
So morbid that we're like, oh man, a lot of
pizzas are getting delivered, innocent people are about to die.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Like he just like equal relation, Like they have.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
The pizza index for bombs and like military ship and
then the stripper index for like an economic downturn. When
at the strip clubs, the dancers say, like the ones
in New York, they're like, man, when these finances do
stop coming in and stop like they do, they're tightening up.
They're tightening That makes sense, Yeah, like just sort of
like there's so many anecdotal sort of measurements for these

(01:03:55):
kinds of things.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
I bet if you talk to I've betinically got some
drug dealers on the horn, high level drug dealers. Yeah,
probably because I feel like drugs sales going up would
also be an indicator.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Right, But is that but that's just an elastic demand, right,
like that shit just stays on.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Yeah. I think it's just like it's popping, really popping.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Yeah, Yeah, I feel like really popping would be like
or maybe the kinds of drugs, like like maybe if
you're moving a lot of xanax and stuff, it's like, oh,
people are worried you have moving like a lot of
like coke and stuff. It's like it's like, oh, well
it's twenty eleven, Obama.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
I got a feeling. Well, Jennie Danger is such a
pleasure having you as always on the podcast. Where can
people find you? Follow you all that good stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Yeah, dude, so I got like new music coming out.
We're actually going to like record some stuff today. You
can follow me at wife Sucker on Twitter or just
go to my website, Janey Danger dot com, which has
all of my little social links and all my merch
on it and stuff, so you can buy some stuff
from me. And if you're in the Atlanta area, we're

(01:05:11):
playing a charity pride event show yeah, June twentieth Home
Park Pride Fest. You can if you follow me on
my Instagram or whatever, you can find that. It's free
if you're in the Atlanta area or if you're not,
or if you want to make a little road trips
you see a show we got We've got a good
set plan for y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
This Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
So yeah, Janie danger dot com, follow me on whatever,
add me on Steam because I need a third for
elden Ring Night Rain, Okay, do it. Also, I want
to formally apologize to the to the Zeitgang for blowing
up your discord server being like I need a third,
I need a third No no, not not for swinging

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purposes for elden Ring Night.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Night Rain anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Please.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
So yeah, yeah, that's all my shit.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Thank y'all for thank y'all for having me. I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
That's all.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Is there a work a media that you've been enjoying? Dude?

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
Yeah, I'm gonna send this to the chat one more
time because uh y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Uh, y'all brought up the.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
No Kings protests a few times, and uh we didn't
really have time to get into all that. But I
saw some very heartwarming just some peak, lived up bullshit
that the likes of which I have not seen since
like twenty seventeen. But these old people singing take me

(01:06:37):
out to the ballgame, but it's take Trump out of
the White House. I was like, Broyes one, two three,
why okay, yeah, yeah, you can fill in the rest
from here.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
It is it is peak.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
It is some live up bullshit. Yeah, then say what
you will about these protests. They got the libs, we
got it out there. Yeah, they were saying they're making
parody songs of like uncopyrighted material, like public use material.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
They are crushing, they're slaying.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Its fierce a lot of people whose definition of liberation
is I can go to brunch.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
Yeah, it's that we are. We're just libs. Stand back,
stand by, We'll be up front.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
We'll let you know, we'll let you know when to attack.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
So thank y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
Miles, Where can people find you as their working media?

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
You've been fucking find me everywhere at Miles of Gray,
including PlayStation network. Look if you are playing the Division
two expansion, like, look, let me know, let me know.
I'm out there. I'm grinding. Also find us on the
Basketball Pop Pop Past podcast pass Jack Got Mad BOOSTI
also catched me on the ninety podcast four twenty Days Beyonce.

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A couple of posts I like from Blue Sky This
is a basketball one at set Rosenthal's social posted if
the Pacers played this shitty against the Knicks, the Knicks
would have made the finals. In a quote, but Seth
the Pacers are only playing this shitty because the thunder
are a tougher opponent than the Knicks. No, No, that
can't be true. Shut the fuck up. That that is

(01:08:25):
a her aradop Beskuyt social posted all you motherfucker's talking
about if eating a mermaid is cannibalism when you know
for a fact that your broadcasts could never afford mermaid meat,
And I'm like, yep, who can who can't get?

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Do you think do you think it would be like
we think it would be like tun or do we
think it would be like dolphin like?

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Is it the mean if a like a bear eats
another kind of a bear, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
I think it'd be more like mahi. Yeah, sounds about riot, but.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
A white Yeah yeah, yeah, No, I think it'd be
rad Ariel was a flaky white.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I think it'd be like like tuna.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
I gots like like like a he tuna.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
But I do think that would be wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
For the record, and for the record, I don't have
mermaid meat money, or even if I did, would I
be interested? No? Okay, no, I'm glad we got both
of you on the record. Give merman meet There we go.

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
I just say, I think it's still a person even
though they're an aquatic individual. So I stand with and
I stand women because most mermaids are women, and I
think that I don't think you should. I don't think
you should treat women that way.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
What do you think of people who put on a
mermaid tail and go to a public pool. I've seen
videos a person and then those if a guy wears
a bear shuit bear suit? Can you kill him in
the woods? No?

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
I have some kind of non heterodox opinions on this.
You think you can? I mean it's I mean, you're
definitely inviting something.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
If I may just reference the great courts, the salons
of Paris of yester year. Now there were many I
know this nerdy shit.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
Urber nerd alert or there the whitest kids you know
that where I forgot his name, Darren dresses up like
a like a dough in the woods.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
They're like hunting.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
I forgot the punchline in it, But you guys can
check that on your own time.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
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Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the Daily Zeitgeist. On Instagram. You
can go to the description of the episode wherever you're
listening to it and you can find they're the footnotes,
which is where we link off to the information that
we talked about in today's episode. We also link off
to a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,
is there a song that you think that people might enjoy? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
Yes, this is an artist I just came across called
Selene Desberg. She is like half Mongolian, half French and
the music she plays, it's like, really it feels like what,
like how you want the world to be right now?
When I listen to it, I'm like, I would love
to walk through a park and listen to this and
know that there is peace on earth, Like that's the

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energy it gives. Obviously knowing that this is just a
way to distract myself from the fucking hell around us.
But this track is called Chintamani c h I n
t A m A n I by Selene Desberg. Really
fucking Oliver works like super cool vib just nice stuff
to make you feel like shit isn't totally fucked, so
enjoy it all right. We will look off to that

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