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Speaker 1 (00:05):
I went to Palm Springs for Palm Springs Pride. That
was ridiculous and stupid fun. Oh it's not like an
epic thing.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah kind of, yeah it was. It was.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
No, Springs is notoriously.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Gay.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Their pride is much better than ours.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Our pride is garbage.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
It doesn't even have cops.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It did have like a few cops, but but it
was like sexy cops. I think like the cops were gay,
and so I think that's why people were like, the
cops are like gay.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
So there yeah, before but now.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, they got too close to the other gays.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
And it was the gay wand.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Became rip off all of a sudden magically.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
But I met characters I met I met Yeah, I
met a man with a bic penis amazing.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
I keep hearing about these, like I think we mainly
through the Elon Musk stuff, but like he.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Has a bionic Wait do you think the bion Do
you think the bionic penis is like Elon Musk's robots
where he's pretending it works on his own, But really,
a man in India, man, that's really funny.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I mean, he allegedly has a bionic penis.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I buy it.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
But there's a lot of bionic penis rumors out there.
Have heard celester stallone.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Women have different gossip, and I'm kind of running ahead.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I know, we have such fun gossip, all right, who's
new on the list of people with bionic penises? That
that was just a rumor that was floating around that
I can either confirm nor deny about.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
You know, it's real, it's reality.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Wasn't there wasn't there an NFL player who got divorced
because his dick was like three coke cans or something.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I did see.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
That story somewhere where they were like, sorry, it was
just too big and crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, is that a bionic penis?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Oh maybe.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Maybe.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I wonder if that was like a part of the
divorce where he was like, all right, I can I
will give you this if you say that the reason
we're getting divorces because my three coke cans.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I think what actually happens is she's she's like three
coke cans bts, you know what I mean, And she
was I have to.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
That is so funny. S on the coke cans.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
That's right, Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four fourteen,
Episode four.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Of Daily Zi.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Guyst It's a production of iHeartRadio. It's a podcast where
we take a deep to have a New America share consciousness.
And it's Wednesday, November twelfth, twenty twenty five, eleven twelve.
I mean, it sounds like we're counting over here. I'm
not going to look up what national National count day
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it should be.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
If it's not, hey, that could be the next six
to seven, right, I mean, guys, guys.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
So many possibilities of consecutive numbers that these kids just
they're just scratching the surface.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
That's just us trying to figure out how to teach
them after they were in COVID the whole time. We're
just trying to catch up on numbers.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Yeah, we're like, all right on to eight to nine.
That was the wrong date, but we liked talking about
the count, so we're leaving it in. Ah huh. My
name is Jack O'Brien aka Scrubby Scrubby Yah Scrubby, Yeah
Scrubby yay. Toss me that bar. I'll rub my shit
all day because oh baby, I you soapra. Yeah, baby,
(03:45):
I you Soapra. That one courtesy a snarfeel on the
discord and reference to we We had an episode earlier
this week where we were talking about showering habits, and
I was talking about, you know, showering is the thing
that we all have our private habits of what we do.
And one time when I was I think like twelve,
I was a basketball camp and I was going to
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the shower in the dorms and one of the kids
was like, where's your washcloth? I was like, oh, I
just like soap my hands and you know, just use
use the bar, rub the bar on my body. And
my friend said, so, how do you wash your penis
and then made a jack off hand motion and everyone laughed,
(04:29):
and then he asked if there was like a little
divot in the bar of soap from where from where
I had been washing my penis, And everyone like really
laughed at that. And that was the day that I
started using a washcloth.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
See this is a metaphor for America, and like, you
could have been radicalized into never washing again, but you
chose to be more progressive about.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
It and to better the easier, softer way of just
being like, oh, I used a washcloths when I was young,
And then I just thought like, I don't know, I
think they Springs commercial or something. I was like, I
should be like just rubbing a bar of soap like
a knife. Yeah, exactly, that's.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
One step away from the proud boys.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
That would be like at the end of times, it
would be a good way to separate, you know, like
the people of color from everyone else, because the washcloth
will happen or it won't happen.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
It'll be like hanging out outside our jungle bathrooms.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Like that's an ally And I'll just be with a
knife in an Irish Springs bar under a cold waterfall.
It's so painful. Why must I do this? I'm thrilled
to be joined in our second seat by a very
special guest co host, a hilarious stand up comedian, writer, actor, improviser.
(05:47):
You can catch her at the monthly Facial Recognition comedy show,
which she also produces. Check the footnotes, How you doing.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I'm just radio DJ, like.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
The one channel that doesn't do another. Yeah, God, I
need I just need more totes.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
On the economy.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I have so many totes.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I think this is a millennial issue. We turned totes
into like regular bags. We're just like this is my
personal and fuck it, I donacious room in.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
My tot too many totes, and sometimes I'll like find
an old tote that I haven't used in five years
because we have too many totes, and there will be
something in there that I've been missing from you. Oh,
that's where that thing was. It's wonderful to have you here.
Thank you so much for guests co hosting. We are
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thrilled to be joined in our third seat by a
hilarious actor, writer, improviser, podcaster who hosts the hilarious podcast
We Love Trash on Patreon. You've seen him retelling the
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on the TV show Crazy Ex Girlfriend, one of Google's
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Agapia and Boyfriend Hilaria.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I've been one googling that.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Okay, wait, Bad Drag Race is having its finale this
Saturday at ten thirty pm at Dynasty. Typewriter a link
in the footnotes notes, welcome back to the show. It's
been way too long, been too long.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yes, it's me, I'm here. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I could not stop screaming before you introduced me. I
hate totes. I hate totes. They don't hold anything, one
big pocket. They hold nothing. They slide off your shoulder.
Have you ever tried to put your shoes on while
you're habitat on your shoulder? It's hell on earth.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Right off anything it is.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Up.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I hate them hat falls.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Can tell you hated them by how like your closet
is organized by color, by like shade of blue shirt,
and then it's all sack. Coats are not a stackable entity.
They're a hanged on the the doorknob type of material.
They're not organ they're not organizational outside of outside.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You know, you can't put groceries in them. I don't
get why the Trader Joe's ones are so popular. You
can fit one box of cereal in them and it's full.
So I don't understand why people.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Can't take a Trader Joe's tote to Costco.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
It just doesn't make sense to me. And I don't
like the way they feel on my shoulder. I don't
like it.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Very do you think about like the cinch bag backpacks
where it's like the draw string.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Better, much better, interest it's still just one big pocket.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
We're still going kangaroo level technology.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Way more reliable than a tote.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, really, I always feel like they're so close to snapping,
you know, and in that way like me.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
But still the weight, the weight on the shoulders is
intense with those you're talking.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
About, the ones that are shoe string. Yeah, that's too much.
I'm like, I feel like I'm.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Being and the material is so light and then you
put in two things and then it breaks off of
one of.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
The yeah, yeah, yeah, but I feel like it holds in.
The sack is closed.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
You want to be able to be wide open, flapping
at the top and then about to fall off your shoulders. Yes, scattered,
what about scattered?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yet zipperble totes like the custom ones, you know, that
is a new solve.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
The problem technology. The last the last tote that I
was given did have a zipper on the top and
I did appreciate that. But it does get a backpack
an hour at backpack exactly. And also I can't have
a bag get floated like poking out of that, which
is the whole point of a toe.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I think that's the lore. The lore is the bag
at the flume of celery. You know, when you buy
Celery with flowers just like, yes, when you buy carrots
with the wig, which who are buying those wig?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
This is erasure of your girlfriend who has everything in
her bag. I feel like that's that's me. Like I
put everything in the toe and then I root around
for ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
You can have a lot of loose ship at the bottom. Yes,
you have a box of cereal and a thing of
celery and that's it. But there's also just like loose
ship down there, so much pocket litter. So just jump
forward detritus down.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
The bottom nature valley bars just ground, yes it is.
I pre ground them up before I put them in
the bag.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Then it's just cereal again. That's why it's.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Raw.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
The only way. It's the only way. Detritus.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I'm glad I got to hear that word today. Yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Is detritus. Oh, I used the word yesterday.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I can't remember, but I was like, oh, I feel
so excited I got to use that word, and it's
it was a weird one.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Oh, I can't remember what it was, but it's gone.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
It was a week.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
You only get one per day, Tom, we'll forget tetris.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I also used Garrett earlier, and I didn't I couldn't
remember us correctly, but that is correct. I was like,
that's Brad Garrett's last name. But also the thing you
used to choke people in mobster movies.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
O a garage.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Rot. It's a little different, but there. I grew up
watching a lot of Mafia movies. Donnie Brasco underrated.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Really underrated, really sad, but like also a lot of fun.
But you know they really like make it poignant there
at the end. Yeah, that is the most I've ever
felt a Mafia hit is when you is like Donnie spoilers,
if you're Donnie that that's in.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
My that makes it the Mafia movie because it's about
chosen dress.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Nice. That's true.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yeah, so were you gonna say what?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I didn't know what this movie was, and I would
have guessed al Pacino was a critical role in it.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I would have guessed that, Yeah, they were just sharing
the Mafia movies, but like it was him Joe Pesci
de Niro and they were just kind of interchangeable.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Passing it back and forth.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Yeah, all right, we we do have important news today.
We have fun. You know, it's a big news that
we got to get to. We're going to get to
know you a little bit better in a moment mono.
But first, there's some emails that just dropped from from
Jeffrey Epstein. I don't know if you guys have heard
about this guy bad news.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, I just hired him as a teacher at my.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Local Jeff Epstein, the New York and math teacher. You're
behind that comedy bit. But yeah, House Democrats just released
three emails related to Jeffrey Epstein that don't look good
for Donald Trump. We mentioned it on yesterday's Trending, but
we're gonna go in a little bit more here because
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it is it's that news story that causes me to
go go to Fox News immediately to be like, how
are they doing? What are they doing with this? What
are they dismissing this one as of this recording? No mention?
Every other every other news site is just like the
(13:53):
want to point fonta about this, and they're like, uh,
I don't know. People are mad at Michelle Obama for
wearing a weird outfit. That's literally one of.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
The right now Zorro Mom Tommy.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
New York into Moscow, or against Stein.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Is woke, great, Frank Steins woke. Now, Yeah, it's crazy Uh,
so we'll talk about that. We'll talk about the greatest
unveiling of an AI humanoid robot ever. We've been been
enjoying these. Elon you know, had his where it looked
like a elderly person learning karate, but he was like,
(14:33):
this is basically like Neo and the Matrix. But there's
so there's two new ones. There's one from China that
in keeping with how things have been going. All reports
from China are that they are roboted. The fuck up
they got the robots like that are generations ahead of
what we got. So they revealed one where everyone was like,
(14:55):
could you unzip the back of that because I'm pretty
sure there's a person in there. And then and we
got Russia's version, which is Miles wrote that this is
the greatest unveiling of an AI humanoid robot ever. It
is so wild?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Is it the one that fell down?
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah, it's and then they like tried to cover it
up with like a blanket, but like the even that
they fucked up, like the blanket was like kind of
tangled up.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
That is so funny.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
They should have like played it off like a tod
like it's a it's a robot toddler, which is wise.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
That's what it feels like.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
It's walking, it's crawling, it's learning the way we learn.
That's why it fell. But yes, you know.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
They should have so they should have played Sesame Street
Music when it came out. Instead they played Rocky four Down.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yeah, because it was just a bionic penis, and that's
why it fell over.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
That's over because of the weight of its robotic penis.
Don't get me started, don't even get me started.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
That's a new slogan.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Put some respect on Jean Darcy forgotten SNL character.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Oh my god, there's people everybody should go back and
look up. Jean Darcy, the stand up comedian who's had
a retirement home just doing like really hacky eighties stand
up bits as people die. Yeah, it's so fa so great.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I probably know like six comedians who actually.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Don't get me started, don't even get me start started.
Molly Shannon a true ledge.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
She's gonna get her oscar. She doesn't get an oscar.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
It's coming, I'm calling it.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
She's so great.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
So all of that plenty more, But first, mono, we
do like to ask our guests, Yes, what is something
from your search history that's revealing about who you are.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Okay, there's some pretty fucking weird ones. I saw. I looked.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I looked yesterday and I was like, huh oh, you
know what I mean. I I go I did Alpha
Zombie Naked? Did you watch twenty eight years later?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Didn't?
Speaker 4 (16:59):
But I've been hearing the hug on the Alpha Zombie.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, And what makes me laugh is that the gay
internet has completely lost like the meaning of the film.
The film is actually surprisingly kind of beautiful and complicated,
and all the gay websites are like did you see
the fucking slanger? Did you see that? The fucking hunks?
The meat missile? Like all the gays have just lost
(17:23):
their mind over the zombie and they've kind of lost
the plot on what it was, what it's been really
about that and just.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Real quickly, Yeah, does that come into like is it
just it happens to be there and massive and nothing
else is really mentioned? Or is are people? Does anyone
ever react in the moment in the movie to the
fact that this zombi naked zombie has a hug? No,
(17:51):
it's just there.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
It's just there. But I mean obviously that you see
it a lot.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
You see it slapping his thighs from a lot of
the film. But it's just I don't know. Maybe it's
there to say something. It's there to say something about
toxic masculinity, that even when you die, you're still beholden
to toxic masculinity. Because the other zombies follow him, be like,
oh no, he has a big fucking cock. Let's do
what he says. It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
So he is an alpha, so like that. It is important.
It's it's an important piece of meson scene.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
It's yeah, it's also not during the zombie Renaissance, in
which case the smaller dick would have been considered more beautiful.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yes, a sign of true civility, yes, but no, he's
a barbarian.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
He's a barbarian.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Can you imagine if the Renaissance paintings had just massive hogs,
like they had a massive.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Imagining that my whole life.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
That would have been a boost I'm about yeah, yeah,
that would have been a boost.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Talk before about how Jesus, like, you know, there's a
lot of paintings and sculptures, maybe the most most painted
sculpted guy, most painted and sculpted penis, and like, what
if somebody was just like not my lord. My lord's
got a big old dick, got a big old thing.
It would be weird, it.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Would be very They did that with his abs, you
know what I mean exactly.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah, scene that just the opposite.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
A lot of Satanic figures and sculptures were depicted with
giant yeah, giant members because that just by the same rule.
They were like, well, big penises are equated with evil
and bad, which was a genius marketing campaign that some
guy with a small dick started just to be like,
you can't date him.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
He's Satanic. Look at that twelve.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Picture everything you need to know about Christianity. Yeah, like
big dicks should be feared there and can't be trusted.
And people were like, well, we might as well go
to Hell. Honestly, sign mere fun.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Hell seems like a lot more fun, right, And then
the other only part of my storchestory was Sylvia Brown,
because I'm obsessed. Have you all been getting the Sylvia
Brown videos and your and your algorithm?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Do you know who the hell that is? She's this
old psychic lady who used to be on the Montel show.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Oh my God, and like maybe Mari too, but she
would just like show up and do bad psychic predictions,
and people are kind of replaying them now.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Intoks, there's a picture of her that looks like she
was like the this is so mean. That looks like
she was the inspipiration for the makeup for weapons for the.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Old She's on Gladys. She is on Gladys.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Yeah. Yeah, her Wikipedia photo. Yeah, I'm getting like. Also,
the brazil faces, you know how the brazil like in
the movie are like kind of stretched out and like
weirdly proportioned.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
She's having a renaissance. She was on she has passed
unfortunately years ago. But her very, she's speaking us to
us from the beyond the grave. Yes, her very, let's
just call it what it is, her very bullshitty psychic
readings are having a moment where they're now being let
like seeing through the lens of today's world and being like,
wait a second, she's just bullshitting these people who are
(21:12):
actually looking for some sort of comfort for something that
they don't have an answer to.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Oh, it's not like wait, she was right about that.
It's just more like cold.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
I think I've been seeing this, you have, I think
I have.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Yeah, it's a big piece of Internet she's just.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Great grand gestures, like in very specific ways, and you're like,
this is manipulation, very obviously, because she'll just say like,
well that's not right, or like that's not how this
is what we meant.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
You know, Someone's like I want to I don't know
who my father is and blah blah blah blah blah,
and she just shuts her mind like you don't want
to know.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah, it's not him. You don't want to know.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
You don't want to know your father. And she's like, okay,
thank you.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Oh I guess I don't want to know. Like, looking back,
we talk a lot about how Delmark culture is and
you know, the six seven stuff and the kids, what's
wrong with the kids? You look back at the culture
of the ass and that shit is so dumb. I'm
researching RCLE for an episode of this show coming up, okay,
(22:18):
and it it like I've been watching episodes of Family
Matters where like Steve Rkle has like a haunted doll
that like comes back, and it's just it's kind of
mind blowing, Like it's like, wow, we've we have progressed,
like we it's in weird ways, Like I've talked before
about like there's this thing called the Flint effect where
(22:41):
they have to like zero out the IQ tests every
decade because people just keep getting smarter, and so like
a IQ test from the nineteen thirties, if you took
it today and like let's say your IQ by today's
standards was one hundred, you would get like a one
thirty on that because they've had to like make it
(23:01):
harder and harder because people. And I think it like
has to do with media and just the fact that
we're like consuming more and more complex media people.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Are allowed to read.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it's all all those things.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
But things get like launched on a stage. I feel
like in a way that they didn't before. There were
just like pockets of the world you didn't see back then.
But now everyone can say.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Freedom thing is out there. Yeah yeah, yeah, and get
goes viral. But shout out, Sylvia Brown, shout out how
far we've come now. We don't have scammers doing obvious
ship to scam us. They've targeted the elderly. What is
a what's something you think is underrated?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Cereal?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
As you could tell, I'm I have cereals on the brain.
I'm so excited by cereal. You guys, like, right now,
let me tell you about the one I'm most excited about.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
There is a new cereal. Kellogg's is doing a promotion one.
Oh my god, they be dropping new cereals every day
every week.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
This is huge. This is big. This is big because like, yeah,
we hadn't had a new candy that really like made
a huge indent. And then everybody's like, oh god, nerds,
gummy clusters are actually the best thing, and they were
not wrong. Nerds, gummy clusters are fucking they.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Actually are the best new candy. Gunmy clusters. They really
went hard on that one.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
But I haven't paid attention to the newest innovations in
the cereal game.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Okay, so this one I'm super excited about. I'm almost
like sad to open the gates on this serial. I'm
trying to gate keep there is a collab.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Before anybody else did. We'll acknowledge that.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Yeah, there's a collab with Kelloggs and Stranger Things and
they're no collab collab. Yeah, I said, collab collab collab, Yeah,
I said, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. They released a cereal
called google It dema Gorgon crunch.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Gorgeous.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Is it like does it taste like way older than
it should be?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
You have to eat it upside down?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
No, God, so many things we didn't need.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Well, I know you're about it a strange Sorry, No,
I love it. I well, this is how they distracted,
This is how capitalism gets us. They're like, no healthcare,
but death is crunch. It is so goofy. If you
google the box, it literally has the Dema Gorgon creature
posing on it as if he's a Cereal mascot.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Yeah, like smiling, it's he's smiling smiling funny. Yes, I
kind of do need.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
This is, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4 (25:43):
So is it honeycombs and lucky charms?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Is that basically the most I think they're ego. They ego.
They used to make little eggo.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Cereals like little They're like waffully syrupy tasting, and they
have stranger thing marshmallows inside.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I think it does remind me of like simpler time
for my childhood when that cereal was like there was
like weenies cross like with the Olympians, you know, like
it was a bigger deal to have these Cereal boxes
to be something special.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Yes, yeah, the design is definitely doing that. Like the
design the robot looks old like, it looks like Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Absolutely, they're leaning into that sort of retro thing that
Stranger Things does.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
They're having fun.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Crunches for kids.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
It's also funny to me that this beast that is
killed I haven't followed all those Stranger Things, but killed
people like murder children.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
I do want some some demag.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Drinks.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
The blot of children is now being like, come on,
de Gorgon, give us malls.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
We're gonna have like the clown from it. It cross
over with Captain Crunch.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
It's it's deeply absurd, and I'm here for it.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Is it good? You've had it?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I haven't had it yet. I just bought it yesterday
and I had to go hunting for it. I'm sick.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
I hunt for likes or something.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
I follow a couple of the Cereal blogs. There's one
called Cereal Lessly. There's a couple are well done, very
well done? What is your favorite classic Cereal?
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Favorite?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Classic?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (27:19):
If you? I hope, are you going to count this
as okay? Classic?
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Yeah? Class anything that's no classic Crunch before.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
That cinnamon toast crunch. They really figured it out with
that one. But there's a couple.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
I love Cereal it, but you know it's.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
I thought that that was like the best, the most
sugar that I could pack it into a spoonful of cereal.
And then I had Raisin Brand crunch, and Raisin Crunch
is so sweet and like just right exactly like it
is it, you know, the best sweet and Cereals like
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sort of border somewhere between like food and dessert, and
like this one, just like blew through that wall.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
I was obsessed with Reese's Puffs.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Delicious.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
It becomes once you put milk on it, it becomes
a cake and it's so good.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Cut it open, it falls open, like the whole time,
the whole time. We don't have cereal culture anymore. We
don't have like Saturday Morning cartoons. We can't mail things
in from the cereal box. We don't do the puzzles
on the back. I used to read the cereal boxes.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
It's the best thing to read.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
I'm such a boomer.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Still boxes, and the content has gotten worse. Waring to
give them bad ideas or anything, just.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Like like the trivia and stuff, you know, it's got
to be a crossword.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
A crossword.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
It's gotta be find all the blanks, like find all
the apples or whatever.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
You gotta have some hidden images. That should be a law.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
That should absolutely like there, yeah, we should be governing
the content on the back of serials. Amaze.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
We need amaze, Like, come on, fuck the adequacy of
our meats? What's going on in the cereal boxes?
Speaker 6 (29:20):
Again?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I will let go of healthcare if the back of
cereal boxes are great, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Were you referencing Elon Musk when you're talking about adequacy
of the meat? The bionic.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Let me see what that demo gorgon.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Let's take a quick break, we'll come back. We'll do
overrated and get into the news, and we're back and mono.
We do like to ask our guests, what is something
you think is overrated?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I you're gonna gag. I mean, there's so many things.
I literally the thing I wrote before coming in with toats.
But don't worry.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
There's so it blew my mind when you brought up totes.
But don't worry. There's other things I think are overrated.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
You know what I think is kind of overrated? Uh
uh oh no, I think you're gonna go with me
on this. I think I think you're gonna go with
me on this?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
How are you going? A you're gonna go with me?
Speaker 4 (30:26):
I'm going with you wherever you go.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
This isn't this isn't gonna be good. Okay, I'm gonna
sound like such a tired gay man.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
But sports sports, Okay, that's so.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Crazy because I sound like a lesbian because I've been
getting like really into them lately.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah, that's I can someone helped me, help me get there,
because I just the games are too long.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Of course, everything is reality TV. If from everything is
reality TV, and you understand, like there's like real life
drama behind the ship that's happening.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Okay now I'm literally and almost immediately.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
And also some sports are very gay. W NBA, there
was like recently someone dunked on their wife or something.
It was crazy, like right, it's nuts. And then the men,
even if they're straight, the rivalries are gay, do you
know what I mean? Like talking, so this is why
I watch I don't know why, but like basketball documentaries
(31:29):
like really inspire me. And I think it's because they're
so fucking petty. I'm like yeah, spite will drive me.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Giselle was married to Tom Brady, tom Brady and and
she left him housewives and didn't she like leave him
for her like martial Art March instructor.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
That's okay, that kind of stuff fun.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Yeah, yeah, And maybe that.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Also happens when their players are getting traded and stuff
like that. Maybe that's also there is like.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
There is a lot of drama like that. One one
example is like I don't know if you saw on
the meme of like Tyrese Haliburton doing like the choke thing. Okay,
so he like he made a basket in a very
critical game.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
He's on an impossible heater, like the type of heater
that is like, what something supernatural is going on here?
This guy is playing completely out of his mind and
like keeps hitting game winning shots immediately even though.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Yeah, so he kept making amazing shots and he like
wins this game in like in this most incredible way,
like buzzer beater makes the basket and he does this
choke symbol and the drama behind it, which was so
like amazing in that moment. Is he did that because
like thirty years ago, Reggie Miller did the same fucking shit,
(32:48):
Spike Lee, right, yeah, to the team, same team at
this at thirty years difference. And then Reggie Miller was
in the in the the room like commentating on that game,
so like it was like a throwback to like basketball.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
History, you know, almost incredibly embarrassing because he thought he
had won it with that shot, but his foot was
on the line, so they actually had to go to overtime,
so it was almost like a huge embarrassment, but then
they ended up winning. There is also a seven foot
six player in the NBA this year that is like
just it's worth seven foot six who plays like a
point guard and it's just worth watching for like it's
(33:29):
almost like looking at an optical illusions.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Three children, we're's not three.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
We looked down the back and yeah there's no children.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
You should watch the Jordan documentary The Last Dance, because
he is a petty bitch and it is amazing.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Okay, I've heard this is amazing. I've heard this is
I'll watch it with you.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
I love it's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
I've heard it's spellbinding.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
I have you just pick your spots and only watch highlights.
And I think the tough things things that have been
pre digestive for you.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Yeah, I think the tough thing with sports is there
is a lot of like men taking it too seriously,
whereas like for us, it's like camp, you know what
I mean, like when we watch reality TV and stuff.
But for like men, they're like, this is my livelihood
in my career and these are heroes and villains and
blah blah blah, and you're and for me, I'm like,
oh my god, spicy, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Watching games is like trying to follow politics by watching
c SPAN. Like if you're like really into it, then yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Like players all the history, even like.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
The sports, like hardcore sports fans like usually need to
have like money on it to find the games themselves
interesting to like watch.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
There were there were two players recently who were like
accused of like gambling. Yeah, there's all sorts of gambling.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Ship now there's both in basketball and baseball, and like
it's fun day and like again, like this is predigestive,
so like it's you wouldn't pick this up while you're watching,
but you go back and watch them play in the
game when they're trying to lose and they're.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Like fucking up on personal I also went to a
college where I saw firsthand the the way athletes got
pushed through academic programs. I went to Chapel Hill, which
like famously got in huge trouble for pushing jocks through.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
I was, yeah, so I've seen it firsthand.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
I literally was in a class during a final, a
geology final, where a teacher was just giving Tyler Hansbro
answers and just to get him through.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Remember Tyler Hansbro Old School.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
Yeah, he uh known as Psycho t. That was his
like the nickname.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
He looks like he gave himself that nickname from.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
He's like a Nighties movie villain come to life.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
I think a feeder thing into sports is wrestling because
it is camp, but it also has like championships and athleticism,
so that's kind of like a feeder into like the
more serious sports or whatever.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Yeah, it just blows my mind.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
I know I'm wrong, but when I'm watching it on TV,
it feels like we're watching an ant farm, you.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Know what I mean, Like you don't when you don't
know what's happening, You're just like, yeah, they're dots, they're
carrying it.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Yeah, there's like a lot of shorthand, and you have
to like know like everybody, and then and then the
camera guys will also be petty and they'll cut to
like key players on the team that's losing, but you
have to like know, and you're like, oh my god, yeah,
who're like pissed at their teammates because they're benched or whatever?
Speaker 2 (36:47):
And I should don't. I mean, gay has have their
own sports.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Obviously, drag race has become the gay sport, and it's
just as stupid and fickle and idiosyncratic, and like, knowing
the history helps you watch it on different levels, so
I get it.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
And there's talent that's like undeniable, you know, in both things.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Yeah, yeah, right, we got it. We got to get
to the news because this is one of the bigger
news stories that we've had in a little while. The
New York Times just published some newly released emails, so
the the lockdown is over. One of the you know,
narratives about why the lockdown was happening was that they
were trying to keep Congress from meeting because then we're
(37:27):
gonna possibly get the Epstein files and Donald Trump didn't
want that for some reason, and we're not we're not
sure what that could be. Yeah, it's so. It was
so wild the way he went from release the file,
We're gonna like you know, release everything and like get
(37:47):
people the information they want, and then like the next
day was like, why are you guys still talking about this?
You're being weird? He cares that guy's dead. Okay, like
he's dead. What do you guys do been talking about?
Was so just like cartoonishly guilty.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
And the Republicans operate on like every level of like
long terms.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yes, yeah, and then there were a hoax and then
that was like the it was like every tactic, which
of course is the biggest tell of a liar when
it's like, wait, you can't have three different excuses you
like have you have to have one.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Story, Hey, we're going to release them. Two we're not
going to release them and you shouldn't care about it,
and three it's a massive hoax.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Yeah, which is it?
Speaker 4 (38:28):
Yeah? So in this case, believe it feels feels like
it might. Uh So. They released three emails from a
trove of twenty three thousand documents and they recently received
these from the Epstein estate in response to a subpoena,
and one email. One email from Epstein in twenty eleven,
(38:52):
referred to Trump as that dog that hasn't barked because
a redacted victim spent hours at my house with him
and he's never once been mentioned by police chief, et cetera,
et cetera. So fore I just want to I want
you to realize. So this this is what the email says.
(39:12):
I want you to realize that dog that hasn't barked
is Trump. So it's like he was using code language
before in the emails to be like and don't let's
not even mention that dog that doesn't bark. So in
this email, he's writing to Gilane Jeffrey Ebstein saying, I
want you to realize that dog that hasn't barked is Trump.
Victim redection spent hours at my house with him. He
(39:36):
has never once been mentioned police chief, et cetera. And
then I don't know, he says, I'm seventy five percent
there because I think he was edging.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
But that's like the Trump admin at that's like the
Trump admin with everything they have to be like blatantly
obviously stupid, like putting. That's like the signal chat of
the email.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
Friend Rice christ So. And by the way, this is
in twenty eleven, so just to like read the subtext,
and Stein was like, man, I can't believe they're not
all over Trump. He was all, you know, it's just
kind of a crazy one to come back from. Like
He's like, I can't believe they're not all over him.
(40:15):
He was like with me and like did all sorts
of bad shit. This is like the ringleader saying this,
like what would the theory of the case of a
Trump defender be at this point that he sent this
email in twenty eleven, at this point talking about like,
he's being like, huh, interesting, they haven't mentioned Trump yet.
(40:38):
He did all these crimes, and this is before he
was a powerful political figure, so he like doesn't have
anything to gain from it. He's not saying, like, man, crazy,
he's not being mentioned. He's the future president of the
United States. He's saying, man, this guy who hosts a
reality show and did a lot of crimes with me
isn't being mentioned. That will probably happen eventually.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Also, I don't understand why like pedaphphile lawyers in their
like forties and fifties are sending emails like high school
meet who thinks that nothing will ever be traced back
to me.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
You know, it's a simpler time.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
What Like, you're a grown fucking man and you should
know how technology is. But you're like painting the dots
for like connecting them for no reason. It's insane.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
And people don't care.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
And that's what's really awful about the year twenty twenty five.
People have pretty much said, well, what are you going
to do? And like some one famous really bad lady
Azalea Banks, who continues to be awful, publicly said like,
in some people's defense, it didn't used to be creepy
to be into fourteen year old girls, like yeah, which
(41:48):
is great take from her, unfathomable to say.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Out loud, Okay, Azalea Dershowitz like.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Awful.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
Then there's a twenty fifteen email from Trump biographer Michael
Wolf to Epstein wherein I'm assuming this had to be
like translated from parcel tongue because he's just like so
fucking like like just he's just like, yes, yes, him.
I think you should let him hang himself. If he
says he hasn't been on the plane or to the house,
(42:21):
then that gives you a valuable pr and political currency.
You can hang him in a way that potentially generates
a positive benefit for you, or if it really looks
like he could win this before he won the presidency,
you could save him generating a debt. Of course, it
is possible that when asked, he'll say, Jeffrey is a
great guy and has gotten a raw deal and is
a victim of political correctness, which is to be outlawed
(42:43):
in a Trump regime. So just straight up, little finger, Yeah,
oh my god, just Varius being like all right, but again,
this entire email is starting from the premise that Donald
Trump is guilty of the crimes that Epstein is associated with. Yes,
(43:05):
they're just like that is a given. They're not like,
so do we how do we say this?
Speaker 1 (43:10):
You know, I know, with a single brain cell knows this.
But what's interesting is people are just so deeply in
his call. It's like what people will just be like, conspiracy, conspiracy, conspiracy,
no matter what amount of evidence is shown.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
It's like so stomach churning for those children, like those victims, like, yes,
I can't imagine having the like the most annoying fucking
president in the world. You were on an island, just
even if nothing happened. But he was talking like I
can't imagine.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Yeah, shocking.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Yes, I do think that this one like cuts in
a different direct, Like I as much as they've been
able to dismiss everything up to this point, Like I
think there's a reason that like he is so dismissive
and like, like it does seem to strike at like
(44:04):
a core part of like who he is. Whereas like
in the past, the things that people have been pointing
out and like he's been getting caught on is like
being a corrupt businessman, and the people who support him
are like, yeah, that's like what, like we want him
to just like get shit done no matter what. This
one though, like he got elected by people who like
(44:26):
concocted a weird death cult around him where he was
there to stop child predators, and like if even like
a small portion of them like let in all of
the evidence that's starting to pile up about this, I
do think it affects him a little bit differently than
some of the past stuff.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Like it's still like a lot of his base is
like anti Semitic, and so it was easy for them
to be like mad at Epstein, even if they would
be hypocritical with anyone else, know, what's about a file.
But now his association with someone that they're like Epstein
bad because of a combination of things. That's like I
(45:08):
think that's the part, Like if he was a pedophile
not on the island, they don't I don't think they
would care as much, which he has been, you know
what I mean. Like, I think it's the association of
that and and how that's been in the zeitgeist for
so long. You know, it's I feel like it's like
that's in stone now.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Yes, it's gonna be wild to see if this has
an effect, and especially it's it's scary to see like
how how vocally anti pedo like they they hold the
whole faction of Magar or whatever you want to call
it was. They were very anti that Antiba and that
has gone quiet, Yeah, has gone like quiet.
Speaker 3 (45:48):
This is like like when people are seeing more of
the destruction of Gaza and then like some of the
Zionists got quiet and just like pretended like it wasn't happening. Right,
It's so crazy.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Yeah. And then finally we have a twenty nineteen email,
so less than seven months before Epstein's death, like one
of Donald Trump was like we kicked him out of
mar A Lago. I had no idea what was going on.
In Epstein specifically says, you know, victim mar A Lago,
Trump said, he asked me to resign. I was never
a member there. Of course, he knew about the girls
(46:20):
as he asked Gilane to stop, so he knew what
was happening. That's coming from Epstein himself.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
They're just gonna say he was like a whistleblower and
he was trying to stop it. Like they're gonna be like,
like if he did he killed him, which he didn't.
It was a good thing, you know, like what they
do with every like contradiction in their minds.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Yeah, so we talked a little bit on yesterday Yesterday's
trending about how the Republicans are trying to spin this,
but it just the details seemed pretty pretty damning. And
yet you go to Fox News and the lead story
is Red State Universe, the staff caught on hitting camera
spilling planned to High Dei, and the New York Post
(47:05):
is focusing on Jack Schlosberg, the JFK's grandson, trying to
imitate his uncle JFK Junor's enthusiasm for bicycling. So it's
you know, I mean equally big stories, equally big story.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
What are the senators who are blocking the vote on
the release of Epstein files? Like, what are they saying
when after someone asked.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Why did you vote?
Speaker 6 (47:29):
Know?
Speaker 4 (47:30):
What are they saying?
Speaker 2 (47:31):
What are they saying? Why do you not want that released?
Forty eight fifty two senators?
Speaker 3 (47:36):
What hell?
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Give me anything?
Speaker 4 (47:39):
Why?
Speaker 3 (47:39):
That's why I love those videos where people like accost
them in public and are like, answer my question, and
they're like, then the Mitch McConnell falls down or whatever,
you know, Like I think that should happen at every fucking,
every fucking second of their lives, because like they don't.
It's our system is so corrupt.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
Our system is so deeply corrupt, deeply we have breaking news.
Fox News has started reporting on this. They announced that
White House slams Dems bad faith Epstein doc release as
demand for files intense fies. So she is just in
the context of what the White House is saying, which
is bad bad faith. It's bad faith, Like why why
(48:19):
are you doing things in bad faith?
Speaker 3 (48:21):
I can't believe people aren't pedophiles, like we have always.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
Said, Yeah, like I tell you, just just let me
tell you that I'm not a pedophile and then ignore
these mountains of evidence. Let's take a quick break and
then we have to get to this reveal of an
AI humanoid robot.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
It's going to be me.
Speaker 4 (48:49):
And we're back, and you know we talked to answer.
Is trending about how the number one country song according
to Bill I think on digital streams is this like
fully AI country song that for some reason is not
in any like the Apple top hundred streaming in America.
(49:12):
But for some let's just is that why they.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
Wanted to have a separate category for Beyonce, And the
other category is gonna be AI.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
His best good old robot boy.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
Like yes, what is raised on a farm American red
blooded robot boy.
Speaker 4 (49:29):
But this is like kind of the New Arms Race
where everybody, all the different countries are trying to like out,
you know, piss one another in terms of like the
best revealing the best robots. Yeah, Elon revealed his a
couple of weeks ago. We made fun of it just
because it just looked like a very old man who's
very unsteady on his feet trying to do kung fu
(49:51):
and like doing it like very slowly and like carefully
and looking like they were about to fall over. Chinese
company Expang just unveiled their humanoid robot and it's walking
around looking pretty smooth. They had to cut open the
outer fabric to show people that it wasn't a person inside,
which we we can play a little bit of that hue.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
People had to do that to me when I was repressed.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
People thought you were too.
Speaker 3 (50:21):
They're like, this girl, she's got everything together, she's sewed together.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
Wow. So they start the video with the probably doesn't
need to be that loud since it's just really loud
room tone.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (50:39):
They started. You see that. It's like a bunch of
wires and stuff.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
And I like they gave her a rack, okay and
like a cameltoe a little bit, yeah, cameltoe and.
Speaker 4 (50:50):
Like so it starts to move forward, starts to wow
music star.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
It's oh my god about her move They're gonna be
so smooth.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (51:05):
Oh she got the hip swings as a lot of
ass for a robot. This is my a Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
This know exactly what they're doing.
Speaker 4 (51:18):
The movement is smooth. But the thing that's driving me
to need the reveal of like, are you sure, there's
not a real person in there is Why did they
need it? Need to give it all that ass?
Speaker 3 (51:30):
Yeah, like the movement, the movement is very like sexual.
Have you seen there's like a clip online of like
Batman Arkham Asylum or like some video game where they
switch the dynamics of movement between Batman and Catwoman, so
like he ends up moving.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
Super seal sexy.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
Yes, just like yeah, but that's what it looks like
that robot is doing.
Speaker 4 (51:54):
They just like they did not need this incredible levels
of ass. But I feel like, but that's what they gave.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
They doing to combat us, Like killing the robots like.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
That we knock over you know, it'll encourage a lot
of lonely CEOs to be like, well we have to
buy this. I don't we have to our company needs
these sexy, beautiful sexy robots.
Speaker 3 (52:17):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
Three No, I did, didn't get fired you with this sexy,
beautiful titty robot.
Speaker 3 (52:29):
You can't slap a lady robot on the st anymore.
I don't know. Times are changing.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
That is true. They can harass the hell out of
these cyborgs until they fight back.
Speaker 4 (52:39):
She she looks like they were like and make sure,
she looks like she can balance a book on her
head and ye make me horny at the same time.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
Jesus impossible. The UTI standards for me a human woman, Really.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
If your head could have sort of that clear purple
plastic on it, you'd be a lot prettier.
Speaker 4 (53:00):
You could just see if you could see into the
glowing mainframe that's inside like behind.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
Your eyes, to get like beautiful mesh with wires in
my back. For years, I'm saving up, honestly for the
surgery beautiful back BBM, the BBM beautiful back mess, all right.
Speaker 4 (53:23):
And then so Russia was like, oh, yeah, well guess what,
we're also a world power. Love that, and so they
released there. They're very competitive, they're they're very competitive boys
in Russia, and so they wanted to kind of let
everybody know that they had what they had going on.
(53:45):
So I'm going to share their similar robot reveal. I
don't think so they don't do the part where they
like have done zip the back to make sure that
you know that it's a person. But I don't think
you're gonna I don't think there's anything inside you. It's
gonna be like, wait, are you sure, let's take a
quick look here.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Okay, I can't wait.
Speaker 4 (54:06):
It's pretty good. It's pretty good. Can you guys hear that?
Speaker 2 (54:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (54:11):
Okay, playing the rocky theme music which Russia I think
feels like insecure that they.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Ever since I've been the what was his name? I've been,
so here we go. Funny funny little steps.
Speaker 4 (54:29):
He's doing, funny little steps.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
Funny little steps.
Speaker 4 (54:32):
It is. It is like a baby looks like he's
holding first but uh oh baby drunk like baby might
have like something. It's back and then big time it
just like fell apart.
Speaker 2 (54:46):
It looks like but why is that?
Speaker 3 (54:49):
Why is that sexier than the other robot?
Speaker 4 (54:52):
That makes me so horny?
Speaker 3 (54:55):
So horny.
Speaker 6 (54:58):
But they even fuck that hard off too. They even
dragging right of the black curw you know behind that
someone fucking died like someone. Yeah, there's no way they're
happy about that.
Speaker 2 (55:14):
And did he follow them?
Speaker 4 (55:15):
He must have not fell on the test run, yeah right,
like wow, I think sometimes you're against a deadline, just
like we gotta go out there with this one. It's
made it one out of every ten times.
Speaker 3 (55:30):
That's like the Metal the Metal Debut thing where they
were like using AI to do a recipe or some shit,
and then it just wasn't responding properly and the guy's.
Speaker 4 (55:39):
Yeah, well back to you. Well Mark the uh it
seems like the internet's down over here back to me,
and I like laughed, Yeah, Apple.
Speaker 1 (55:48):
Intelligence was such a joke. Did y'all like ever have
that on your phones? Like the Apple Intelligence AI assistant?
Speaker 2 (55:54):
I never tried joke. It was a joke. It was
so unbelievably bad.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
But they just rolled it out because they knew it,
like made the new one sound cool, you know what
I mean, gott to buy another one?
Speaker 4 (56:03):
You ask, Yeah, it is a really messy rollout for
something like that. The song that we the country song
that we talked about, Like I don't know all the
details of like how they made that, but it is
possible to like juice the number like that. That's what
like the Drake lawsuits back and forth are about, is
(56:24):
like people are like Drake was like the number one
artist for a long time because he was doing a
lot of the shit that he's accusing Kendrick of doing,
where like juicing the numbers and like getting to the
top of the charts and allegedly and that that makes
sense to me. Like I feel like we're gonna see
more and more of that, where like AI companies are
(56:44):
just doing whatever they can to make it seem like
they can do art with this shit, because it's just
like the media just wants it. The media like wants
to believe that it's like actually going to work, and
they have like billions of dollars at stake, but like
the fact that they still like do shit like this
(57:06):
is so it's so funny to me that they like
have so much at stake and they just like bring
it out. It takes five steps, looks truly at shitfaced,
and it falls over and like breaks apart, like it's
like a you know, a one thousand piece lego set
and then they have to like put a black curtain
(57:28):
across and can't even do that correctly.
Speaker 1 (57:30):
It's just, yeah, we're in this late stage capitalism game
where it's just all about inflating stock, making the stockholders happy,
creating impossible high numbers for the stock market to go
up forever.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
And they they don't care how it gets there. They
just want the number to go up. And it's just
not really it's.
Speaker 3 (57:47):
Like really disconnecting the working person from like money being
real and like all of these tech things, the more
you remove buttons from technology, the less people are going
to be in invested in your stocks actually doing well
or like an indicator of the economy. So I feel
like it's gonna like backfire for them hard, for sure.
So many people I know are in credit card debt
(58:09):
and are just like it's not real. Like I'm like, yeah,
that's fine. What they're gonna do kill me. I'm already dying,
you know.
Speaker 2 (58:17):
And they don't understand that they're making They want more money,
they need more money, but they're pricing out all their customers.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
They're out like, yeah, they don't understan because they live
in a world where they don't know what groceries are,
so they don't understand that they can't You can't raise
the prices every year forever because eventually the people like
us do not have that money.
Speaker 3 (58:37):
You are.
Speaker 1 (58:38):
You are efing yourself by just insisting that you need
marking us to death.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
Yes, you're killing your customers, but they don't.
Speaker 3 (58:46):
They're not looking to anywhere beyond, like the beyond like
the next like five years or whatever. It's like all
they care about is getting their money and getting the.
Speaker 4 (58:54):
Fuck out Yeah the next quarter. Yeah, yeah, it's good system.
It's a good system.
Speaker 2 (59:00):
It's cool.
Speaker 4 (59:01):
I like it good, I like it. Glad we I'm glad.
We ended things on a note such a pleasure having
you where people find you. Follow you all that good stuff.
Speaker 2 (59:12):
Oh at Mono Agapion on Instagram. Follow my.
Speaker 1 (59:17):
I have another podcast called drag Her We talk. We
covered drag Race. If you are a drag race fanatic
like me and my co host Oscar Montoya.
Speaker 3 (59:25):
Come, I love him.
Speaker 2 (59:26):
We love Oscar, so listen to that. We drop episodes
every week.
Speaker 1 (59:30):
We have a Patreon and this weekend, come to Bad
Drag Race, where me and Oscar also hosting LA's Crunchiest
Drag Competition. We're looking for the next best worst drag
performer in all of Los Angeles and it's always so
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Speaker 2 (59:48):
Get your tickets where we sell out. It's She's a dream.
Speaker 1 (59:52):
It is a big, dumb, crunchy drag competition dedicated to
all things funny and never polish.
Speaker 4 (59:59):
So yeah, do that sounds great? Is there a work
of media that you've been enjoying.
Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
A work of media?
Speaker 6 (01:00:06):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
It was okay, so like, okay, to be a tweet,
it can be.
Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
A something on Instagram, can be a film.
Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
So serendipitously connected. I am loving All's Fair, but.
Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Yes, I started watching it and then I was like,
I don't know if I can handle seeing Sarah Poulson
do this to herself.
Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
It's the new and just like that, now that and
just like that left us. It's the new one.
Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
But I do need to tell you about this tweet
I saw that was fantastic and it's so on the
money with what we're talking about. It said, America is
like a streaming service that keeps raising the subscription price
and taking away features every year.
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Yes, and holy hell, that's what it is right now.
It's just like it's the most expensive country to live
in and we don't have anything to show for it.
Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Yeah, slowly taking or just shitting up everything.
Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
So it's okay, we're gonna rise up and take it back.
Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
That's right. Wooo amazing paul of you. Where can people
find you as their working media You've been enjoying.
Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
I'm at Paula began all n p A L A
B I g U N Alien everywhere except Blue Sky
Wear I at Pulo b I have Facial Recognition Comedy
at the Comedy Store on November twenty first at ten
pm in the Belly Room. You should get your ticket
and support brown people because you should, and everything is
an indication of your politics. And I also am starting
(01:01:34):
a new show with my friends Madison Shepherd and Brandy Posey.
It's called Second Screens. It's going to be at the
Allegianed Skunk Room on December first. And the whole idea
is that we want all the ADHD heads to come
out and you can scroll on your phones. You could
bring a Nintendo, you could bring a projector and we're
not gonna yell at you or put it in a bag.
(01:01:55):
You could roll out one of those substitute teacher TVs.
We don't give a shit. Just go I'm through me
on your second screen, the anti anti Comedy Store in
the back, the two genders of comedy.
Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Hilarious.
Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Maybe people can watch All's Fair. Yeah, you guys are
doing show, And will you guys be on your phones?
Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
We are, We're gonna have some things going on. Yeah,
we're probably gonna be on our phones a lot. I
don't know if we'll remember to host. Honestly, will probably
just be like, shit, we got to get back on stage.
And then the works of media are too equally important
in compelling works of media. I just watched a binge
watched All Her Fault on Peacock starring Sarah Suck aka
(01:02:39):
my SMIs Yeah, and it is fucking crazy, like because
she's my snookie, she like, I am obsessed with anything
she does and her I just love her so much.
But also like every like it's the weirdest thriller in
that you find out like the weirdest ship. Like it
(01:02:59):
just gets crazy and crazier every episode. But it's one
of those things where it's like there is some action,
but it's mostly people talking and you're just.
Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Like, what the mono?
Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
You would love this, I know, crazy crazy family history
stuff and yeah and yes, and then so that is
an amazing work of art. And then also I've been
in my head has been stuck that TikTok song my
Name is Mom, Donnie M A M D A and
(01:03:29):
like with the with the Bananas music plank this yet,
oh my god, so many people are like doing the
remix and dancing to it and they're like, name is
Mom Donnie? Hey, it's the recording friend. Yeah, so both
both I've watched, I've binge watched both of those things.
Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
Vine has done some great videos of him of like Cuomo,
his impression of Cuomo trying to say his name versus
like being able to say, Oh, it's so it's so funny.
Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Like Zorro Rob Zombie, Like they are so fucking off
and I love that. Another tweet pointed out there like
oh you learned just find how to say Denarious Targarian.
Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
But yeah, you don't want to learn a brown name,
go find yourself.
Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Also, you see the pictures of Cuomo from his fucking
like party, He's like literally there's like really gross black
and white photographs of him, like sexually harassing women, like
being too close to their pressure off. It's like, you'll
never change me American. I'm gonna be Italian no matter what.
Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
I speak with my hands, insane with my hands, I
was gonna say and greet with my tongue.
Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
Yeah, disgusting.
Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
A couple of weeks I liked people continuing on the
I think Elon musk an attempt to prove that Joyce
Carol Oates is wrong mentioned the Iliad and at rat
limits said Elon only knows what the iliad is because
at some point he googled epic poems. Rain won't miss tweeted,
(01:05:12):
Dear Apple, At no point while I ever text someone heal, yeah,
I know the fuck? How How have they not gotten
the message that that's not what we're saying? And then
smiling ghosts on Twitter tweeted if the Burger King took
a bite of what is being served at his restaurant,
he would be even more disgusted than we are. But
(01:05:33):
his advisors tell lies and hide the truth from him. Amazing, amazing.
You can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore O,
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and there at the bottom you will find the footnotes,
which where we link off to the information that we
talked about in today's episode. We'll also link off to
Mono's show and Paulav's show. We also link off to
a song that we think you might enjoy. With Miles Out,
we like to ask super producer Justin Connor. Justin, is
there a song that you think the people might enjoy? Yeah,
(01:06:15):
this song is called lou Furia.
Speaker 5 (01:06:17):
It's an interesting blend of alt rock instrumentals that have
been flipped into like a slow jam by a hip
hop artist named Semino. This is featuring a band called
Cruiser that Miles and I have both recommended songs for
in the past. And I really can't put my finger
on why I like this song so much, but it
became an earworm for me pretty quickly. So that song
again is Luforia by Smino featuring Cruza, and you can
(01:06:40):
find that in the.
Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Footnotes footnotes lou four yah all right, I like that
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us on this Thursday. We're actually off tomorrow for like
(01:07:01):
a training thing that we have to do for our
parent company.
Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
Just tell them about the robots, the.
Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
Hiet we got to get in the robots soon pretend
to be a robot.
Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
Yeah, fight a robot at the Robot Dojo.
Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
And Paul's getting her BBM.
Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
Well, we will have a oops all overrated, underrated for
you guys to listen to tomorrow, and then we'll be
back on Monday with the regular trending episode. We'll also
be dropping the first episode of our new series on Icons.
Episode one is about well guy named Einstein. You ever
heard about him? But it's a really fun episode, really
(01:07:39):
fun new format that we hope you guys enjoy. That'll
be dropping first thing on Monday morning and we will
talk to you all then have a great weekend everyone,
Bye bye bye.
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