Footlong Felon, Kim K: CHATGPT SCREWED ME 11.06.25

In episode 1960, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian, John Hastings, to discuss… Fash Tears Raining Down On Us, The Legal Sandwich RECKONING IS NIGH, Did Kim Kardashian Just Make The Worst TV Show Of All Time? And more!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Question. This is a little dark, but I have to
ask this. If you took a ship in someone's toilet, okay,
and you and you skid marked it, you look in there,
you go, damn, I fucked this thing up?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Ye would?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
And you at someone's house. This is not a business.
It's not a neutral thing. You're at a person's house.
Would you try and clean the toilet and be like,
I'm not gonna leave them with my own? Like I
fucked this toilet up. I need to Yeah, yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Do you have to go? Do you have to go
right now?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
I need to drive to Westwood right now?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Wait? What what? What is the other option to leave?
Let it cook?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Somebody did that at the Homies house and I was like, bro,
you should fucking oh it wasn't you come on now
asking for a friend. I'm not I have Japanese. Bro,
I would be fucking I would. I would die of
embarrassment if I left that ship behind.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
But someone else and yeah, you gotta You've got to
because other there's just no way. It's like happening on
a murder scene and it's like, oh fuck, I don't know.
You just you just have to. It's a weird thing
to be any way, that's bad advice. You shouldn't if
you happen on a mercye try and clean enough and
be like they're gonna because that happens all the time

(01:26):
in movies. It's always such a bad move. So it's like,
what do you do? Clean it up? It was such
a mess? I was this? It was not me though,
my god, trying to be helpful, but yeah, like there's
no way. It's just that like happening on a murder
scene in the dark ages where they're like, well, they're
gonna think this was me, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Right right, and yeah, and you could just get away
with it. It's just odd. I think sometimes people truly
have no sense of like how I mean the bowl.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
And left, well, how do you I mean? It might
have been them, right, it might have been them on
their own house.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
This is a whole discussion.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
It was a whole party, like we knew, we knew
who did it?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Who did it?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Well, in that case, you come out and you go yo,
like for okay, how long are you in there?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
How long was I What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
The person you go into the bathroom, you see the
bruise bowl, do you immediately open the door and be
like yo, because I think you need if you're in
there for like more than a minute, then like if
you're in and out, then there's plausible deniability and you
have to immediately be like yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
It was more just like I wasn't I wasn't familiar
enough with the person that I could be like, hey,
come on now, right right, just you left a rock.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Go in here.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
But here's the thing. You know it was that person,
but the person after you thinks it's you. It's a
tough situation. It's a tough situation like when I've definitely
had a situation where like I'm in line for like
a single serving bathroom at a bar, you know, someplace,
and then you go in and the last person has
sucked it up, and you're like, all right, I need

(03:11):
to get in and out so fast so then it
doesn't it yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Or you're like damn, now I can take a wild
ship because I.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I just feel like it's basic and basic decency, you know,
it's like, really what the boy scouts breach? You know,
you leave it how you are, You need no tray.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
S miles that includes on the inside of the toilet
bowl and murder scenes, you know, and murder scenes. Yeah,
that's all. All cub scouts know that if you have
it upon a murder scene, you just do the crime scene.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yes, what now your eco lab.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Do a good turn, Do a good turn. Hello the Internet,
and welcome to Season four thirteen, Episode four of Guys.
It's a production to buy Heart Radio. It's a podcast
where we take a deep dive into America's share consciousness.

(04:04):
And it's Thursday, November sixth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Must said eleven six, Good buddy, and I just did
fuck it.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
It's National fucking Nachos Day.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Also, guess what fellas put the apron on? Because it's
national men make dinner Day?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
What the fuck is this?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Uh shout out. It's just to be clear, you're saying,
what the fuck is this? Because you would never you
would never daign to make enough? My job. I cook.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I cook all the meals in my home.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
I know you do.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, I love to cook. I'm chef it up, baby,
you know what I mean? The saxophone shout out, reading instruments,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Oh sorry I missed the is a saxophone day.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
It's national saxon my phone day, Yeah, mixophone saxophones at
Nachos bro it's your day.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Great combo, great combo. I like a little baseball helmet.
My name's Jack O'Brien aka Gorditas O'Brien aka Aaron liv
Moss aka Spicy Potato Soft Taco O'Brien's aka I want
to fight me Taco. This cursy of bottles and fans

(05:15):
in references to as the Miles's working media that he
was enjoying yesterday, which is a little Irish girl going
to Taco Bell for the first time.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Opening up in Ireland. But they didn't have they didn't
they didn't have the Baja blast.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
They didn't have the Baha. No. I'm sorry, hunt, do
you reckon? I'm thrilled to be joined as always by
my co host, mister Miles Gray.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
It's Miles Gray aka Don and Ralph ky Wit Don
and Ralph and Mike and Leo.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
No matter how the pizza sliced, it had to be
the only one for me is ooz and oo's for me.
We're in just too gather.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Talking turtle jeans using their ninjensu to save your life,
go a bum Baby the Streets Now Save from Crime
and Strive.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Okay, shout out too with the Blake Rogers on the
discord because I said, we found out that Chuck Lorie,
the creator of Fucking Big Bang Theory, wrote the teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song, and he said the original
Turtles and just to refresh everyone's exactly a half shell
turtle power that. Basically he got the gig after the
studio asked the original Turtles to write the song, and

(06:28):
I thought he was talking about literal animals and but
not the group the Turtles that sang that. So shout
out to you Blake for that.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
That was well done. I said yesterday that that would
have sucked shit if they had the original Turtles sing
the but that was kind of fun. I kind of
enjoyed that that song. Is it When that song shows
up in a thing, I'm never like not feeling it. Yeah,
it always gets the vibes going.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
It always. It feels like kind of a mainstay for
like a like comedic soundtracks though, like in a medic film,
like you're gonna get that in like a fun version,
you know, like a flashback or a nightmare scene.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
An I gotta say well, executed by my co host
Miles Grat. Miles, We're thrilled to be joined in our
third seat by an award winning comedian who you've seen
on basically every TV channel in the world, every comedy
festival on the globe except riadd I think, most recently

(07:27):
on America's Got Talent. You can see him at the
New York Comedy Club on November fourteenth, if comedy is
still legal. Thank after Zoronmumdani takes over. Please welcome John Haysterer.
My geist decighted. Hello everybody.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
I want to say this, Ireland will not survive having
a taco bell. Understand. I want to walk a man
who was twenty six or to a pizza slice place
and talk him into having a slice of pizza because
he was backpacking across the world and it came to
pass he had never eaten pizza and he is from

(08:08):
downtown Dublin. People do not know how repressed Ireland can
be in corners and if they get Baja blast, it's over, boyos,
like they're gonna start up the troubles again. It's gonna get.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Nuts getting steamed off a Baja blast.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yeah, they are not ready to eat a tube of
bread and meat that is both soft and crunchy.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
They will pick a side. It's some guy.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Named some guy named Dermott just screaming is it a
pudding and then throwing it at a guardee.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna be too much. And
I think so they opened to taco Bell, but it's
a bad taco bell. From my understanding of this little
girl's review of the taco bell is like she couldn't
get Baja blast, she couldn't get like some of the classics,
So which I think is that's how I was introduced
to taco bell, and it's probably the only reason that

(08:59):
I serve vibed taco Like my early twenties is like
the very first taco bell that I had just had
like soft tacos, like in Dayton, Ohio, and it was
like you could have hard tacos or you could have
soft tacos and then you just ate those until you
were sick, you know.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, yeah, the way to do it.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
If I had had a fucking cheesy Gordida crunch in
middle school, like yeah, I'd be a different person right
now and it wouldn't be for the best, you'd be
in the NBA.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
That's what I pinned all on.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
If I had that fucking thing when I was fucking
NBA league.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Bro, I understand what we're saying. If you would have that, Gordida,
you would be arrested right now for poker playing because
you were in the NBA.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Because I was in the NBA using throw in gas.
I got those glasses. I got those glasses that can
look at the market cars.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
I want you to understand how weird where I am from.
I'm from Ottaw, Ontario, Canada, the capital of Canada. The
only taco bell was inside a movie theater when I
was growing up, and people would go there and eat
there like it was a restaurant. They would eat it like, Oh,
we'll go inside this active movie theater be Famous Players
Coliseum in Britannia, and we're gonna sit in the little
table that's just provided for you to wait for your

(10:13):
movie to start and eat a full meal. And it's
only as I'm explaining them like that is weird. That
is weird that the entire city was like, we.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Want Mexican rest, well, it would have to be the
taco bell in the movie theater.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, well, if you want to go and get yourself
a delicious gordito crunch, we're gonna need to purchase a
movie ticket to a little film I like.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
To call small Soldiers. There you go, Tommy Lee Jones.
When our producer Victor Wright asked, in all caps in
a slightly unhinged way, you can take Taco bell to
the movie theater with you?

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Is that was that the deal?

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Or that was in fact the deal? You could take
that or a chain that is exclusively in Canada but
inexplicably called New York Fries, which specializes in taking French
fries making them wet, And then you could also take
that into a movie theater, which is a bad idea
because teenagers go to movie theaters and say, we'll throw
a full poutine at a screening of Gladiator, which I

(11:10):
saw happen. Nothing takes the gravitas away from Gladiator, which
each scene just having a big, smeared bunch of curtein.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
On one side of it. Were they so worked up
from like that battle scene where they start hurling big
flaming the cannonballs, or were they like this sucks?

Speaker 3 (11:29):
As I was friends with them, as I was friends
still to this day with the perpetrator of the poutine throwing. Yeah,
he would tell you I don't like Gladiator. The real
reason was his crush was dating his other best friend,
and right before we went into the movie theater, I,
as a fourteen year old, just got frustrated with all
the secrets. Yeah, and then just told him and clearly

(11:51):
he had some issues emotionally regulator.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
He also threatened to throw.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
The teenage at me. Boy, I know, I'm glad we're
all sitting down. Yes, Socially regulating, you.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Got to keep a piece of drywall with you at
all times, Like here you go, man, just punch right
through this man.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yeah, get it. I got a leather belt and a
bunch of room filled with ceramics, just going here, and
I'm going to explain to you why you're going to
summer school.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
I had the same reaction to Gladiator, but it was
because I had known that they were planning on casting
Antonio Benderis in the lead role and changed Russell Crow,
but they never changed it to not calling him the Spaniard.
I was like, that guy's not Spanish.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Oh my goodness, oh my god, night is day, day
is night.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Is that true? That is true. That bothered me the
entire time. Why they call it doesn't make sense? You
just see the guy couldn't seem less Spanish, John Hastings,
We're going to get to know you a little bit
better in a moment. First, a couple of things we're
talking about today. We're just gonna look at the fallout
from from from the election. It's a little it's a
little rainy outside because of some fash tears raining down

(12:57):
upon us. So we're gonna look at how they're with
the bad electoral results for their side. And of course
we have to check in with the legal sandwich reckoning
that it is upon us, the guy who threw a
sandwich at an ice agent and the Ice agent reacted
as if he had been attacked with a firearm of

(13:18):
some sort. Field like, yeah, and now it's like the
Seinfeld episode where they like, the guy got spit on
and they're like quoting JFK being like back into the left,
you know, he's just like and then his sandwich exploded
on my chest. And then we're going to catch up
with Kim Kardashian. It's been a while. It's been a
while since we last checked in with her and her

(13:41):
her Oh yeah, the latter day career as the Thomas
Edison of the Murkin. She's dropping all sorts of shapewear mrkinwear,
shapewear for your face. It just changes the shape of
your face somehow, allegedly.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
But now she's getting into real shit.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah, she's also a lawyer ish working on it, and
we're gonna check with her legal career and then her
acting career. She has a new show from Ryan Murphy
that the cast is completely stacked. It's like, oh wow,
Ryan Murphy shows always like get a big audience. The
cast would suggest this was going to be a thing

(14:18):
that exists that we're going to have to deal with
and record with. It's got Glenn Close, It's got Who's.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Sarah Paulson, Sarah Bets, Naomi Watts, Naomi Watts.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Naomi Watt, like multiple Oscar winners, and then Kim Kardashian
and it is it's getting unprecedentedly bad reviews. So we're
gonna talk about that plenty more. But first John, we
do like to ask our guest, what is something from
your search history that's revealing about who you are?

Speaker 3 (14:50):
This is meandering, but you'll understand. I found a guy
on Instagram that explains where plants and vegetables came from,
and as a result, I did a pumpkin deep die
last night at about eleven forty five PM that, as
the father of a child, was inadvised because it was
an hour and a half long. But are you aware
of the journey humanity has had with the pumpkin?

Speaker 2 (15:12):
No, did it like start out looking totally different.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
It's more like we used to eat it. We used
to like it's like it grows everywhere. It's one of
those things where it's like and if it not for
the pumpkins, society never would have taken place, like in
the same way of like if they had not discovered coffee,
could have we would we have had the Industrial Revolution.
You look at like the caloric intake from pumpkin at
different times and you're.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Like, just like ninety percent of our pumpkin, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
And then you're like, and now what do we do
with it? Once a year we pretend that they're a
face and then some teenagers smash them.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, yeah, that that tracks for this whole group. I
just had to throw away my jack O lanterns same
Halloween because they were fucked uh. They were melting, melting,
they were rotting, and they also had like a mold
growing on them so fast that I was like, who

(16:07):
touched this? Like when we were carving this, whose hands
were that dirty?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Once you scrape that out, though, it's the clock is ticking,
and once you open it up.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Man, as an official pumpkin pete, I can explain they
rot from the inside out. So as we got them
for our delicious, delightful Halloween fun, we're basically just we're starting. Yeah,
we're starting the clock. You know what I'm saying. It's
the end of the movie. It's the end of the
movie Saw One, and we're turning to them and going,
good luck getting out of here, whatever he says. And

(16:39):
I'm throwing the keys in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Right right, right blind good luck getting out of here.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
But I mean, listen, I'll be totally honest. By the
end of that movie, I was so freaked out. I
wasn't even paying attention. I was just like, get me
out of get me out of here. I think I've
done some things.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
He's gonna saw me right, Yeah, I mean I like
some pumpkin soup. I like some pumpkin pie. I get
any of those pumpkin seeds we roasted too, and they
have remained untouched since we roast.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Fun out of them, And I'm like, get this is it? Yeah,
I'm gonna say this. I don't think they love it.
I don't think anyone actually likes pumpkin seeds. I think
we just like remembering being a child, because I think
they are a terrible snack that are not good if.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
You season them. Well, we were like season them, get
them greasy, so they kind of like fry a little bit,
give them a texture because normally, like they just break
into shards and you're like, I'm fucking up the inside
of my mouth. But if you rose.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Some seeds, you didn't eat the inside, you just ate
the whole thing. Would that be fun?

Speaker 3 (17:39):
You just want to say this the whole thing of Like, well,
if you season it right and it's really delicious.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
That's true of literally everything.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
You put enough olive oil and salt on ventanyl, you're
gonna be like, you know, not that ventyl doesn't sell.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Itself, but you know what I'm saying, Like just lollipops,
actually they don't need any seasoning. They're pretty fun to.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Be the delicacy at the Idaho. Yeah, something John that
you think is underrated.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Sending food back in a restaurant. I think it's underrated.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Oh wow, just for no reason.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
You haven't listen. I worked in the service industry for
a long time, so I never did it, and I finally,
at forty years old, two and a half weeks ago,
just was like, they just gave me the wrong meal,
completely right, I'm going to send this back, and just
a small amount of power you felt like. I'm like, yeah,
I might be eating spit, but they're gonna remember me.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
I'm gonna tell you I felt it for myself. Yeah
that day.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Wait, are you normally you get the wrong thing and
you've for years? I just I can't.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
As a former server and bus boy and line cook,
I can't. I can't in good conscious be like send
this back because I just I know what's not gonna happen.
The blame game in the kitchen will begin.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Where I get some chefs are really mean.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Oh my god, so mean.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Or I also think that even meaner people are the
restaurant managers are just like yeah, it's just like you know,
the guys that in the nineties and two thousands, they
were twenty two and dating a fifteen year old and
would explain to you in a very weird detail that
it's not weird. That's those guys work at as a
restaurant manager. Like, they're just horrific people with no understanding

(19:20):
of discipline or leadership. So they're just gonna like, yeah,
say something unhinged to you. I once messed up someone's cappuccino,
and I'll never forget. My manager went, this is why
I think you're probably a disappointment to your family. And
you know what, that guy later. That guy later died
and I was fine with it as an adult. I
don't want to be weird here, but I think we

(19:41):
all can agree the true moment you become an adult
is someone from your past dies and you you don't
feel like good or bad. You're just kind of like nothing,
like all right.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yeah, no, I'm going to store up my reserves.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Wempathy, Yeah, I don't know. I don't need to empathize
with that guy.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
I didn't notice that cloud.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yeah, exactly, that's exactly the energy, that's exactly where it's
just like, you're essentially don draper with the I don't
even think of you at all but death. So therefore,
even more so.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
What if something you think is overrated.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Being a polite driver, I think it's overrated. Well, I'm
a polite driver. I'm waving at people, I'm letting people in,
and the more I'm more, I'm on these streets taking
the little city of angels a little place they call
Los Angeles. Yeah, yeah, I think it's I think that
I think you're giving yourself a bum steer by being nice.

(20:34):
I think just get behind the wheel, just go for it.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Everybody, everybody exactly correct.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
I think it's time to smash the glass and walk
out there like stone cold.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Steve Austin just exactly.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Beer any chan flipping the bird, driving down the highway
and through a variety of things that will not impede.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Your vehicle, much like Stevie Austin did. Yeah, I mean technical,
we can't endorse that that's illegal, but the fair, fair fine.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
I didn't realize the wokarate has even found us, even
here in podcast. Even finally, the woke has infected at
the podcast. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, finally a podcast
has the word woke contained within it. Thank you, yeah,
first thing for everything.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
It's la is A is a wild place to drive.
I will say it's gonna be a very frustrating place
to drive. I understand why some people are mean out there.
So you just like get stuck in a forty five
minute traffic jam on a random block at like eleven
o'clock on a Thursday night. I was just like, what, what?
What is this? How's this happening? Have you noticed that

(21:44):
people are meaner drivers on the weekends than during the
week which.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
I had no, wait, what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (21:52):
In frequently having this conversation with my Uber driver was
making this observation to me, and ever since he did,
I have noticed it, and I'm like, I My loose
theory is that they on the weekdays, they just have
to get to work, and they don't want to go
to work anyways, so they're just like, yeah, that's finely

(22:13):
fucking going whatever. And then on the weekend, they're going
someplace they want to be, and so they're like mad
max out there. But it does feel like things are
a little crazy on the weekends.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
I'll tweak the theory a little bit. I think that
you're onto something, but I think part of it is
everyone in la feels like on the weekend everything should
take ten minutes in the car. I was told no
one else would be driving right now so that they
encounter traffic once again on bloody Fairfax. They're just like
it's over. I'm you know what, I'm reversing down the

(22:45):
on ramp of the one oh one.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah, that's like are these people? Yeah, get out right way?

Speaker 3 (22:51):
I did Google, Like it's just absolutely just it's mine
melts and it just doesn't rule, it doesn't help you.
That's the problem LA Is. It's just there's never there's
never a reason. Like you're never stuck in traffic for
an hour and a half on Franklin and then as
you get to the delay, like you see like a
burned out building and like five body bags and you're like.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Well that makes sense. You get to the delay and.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
It's like literally just like you just see like it's
like one Chips officer and a weird woman that's probably
an influencer doing her nails and you can't tell if
any of that's related to the slow traffic. He's just eat,
someone needs to pay her cyber truck needs a jumpstart.
That's what we're waiting for.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Jump start that fucking electric Yeah, she says, creeper Miles,
You've never noticed this as a lifelong Angelina.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Dude, I'm so dead inside when I get in my car,
you know what I mean, Like I've this is all
just gonna be bad. You're just all I know is pain.
All I feel is rain. How can I maintain with
that shit on my brain?

Speaker 3 (23:48):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (23:49):
As DMX says, I I haven't, but I do understand,
like the part about being too polite, because I believe
in a little bit of karma. Sometimes you forget and you're.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Like, oh, can you let me? And can you let me?

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Can you let me in? And they let you in,
And sometimes I'll pay it forward. I'll let somebody in.
But then there are people like on the interchanges who
are trying to skirt all the backup and at the
last second cut in.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Bro. That's when I'm like, I'm like a fucking like
civil war general. I'm like, hold the line. If I
don't let that motherfucker in.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
We was all here waiting, We was all here wait,
and this motherfucker and at Tesla or BMW things they
can just fuck. That's when I fucking get in sense,
and I'll nearly rear end the person in front of
me to keep it fucking tight.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Maybe yeah, I get light up that horn in that
instance in a way that I describe as I will
die in a road rage incident because someone will murder
me because we're not talking a beep. I'm talking a
full like as if I passed out head down on
the horn. If someone does that, and I will then
try and find the person that cut in on the highway,

(24:54):
give them, give them a little business as well.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
That's free. Take that with you. You start repeating their
license plate numbered years.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Al, I mean you were making a joke, but I
have one hundred percent like mentally been like seven eight
nine seven eight nine seven eight nine seven eight nine.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
I would like to say one of the last things.
Have you also noticed certain La neighborhoods far angrier drivers
than you're expecting. For example, you'd think Pasadena is a pleasure,
and you're a fool. It's a basket of it's a
basket of rage between at any time you driving in
Pasadena like just a blue haired granny driving her like

(25:28):
wide Cadillac from nineteen eighty seven back and forth to
Gelson's like, well, literally.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Are you a cunt barrel?

Speaker 3 (25:36):
And then just.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Woo like it's just like wow, Yeah, it's anywhere. It's
all the neighborhoods that were redlining. Bet are like that.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
It's like Beverly Hills too, you know, people just drive
for some reason.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
I don't know, Oh, Beverly Hills. I used to exclusively
ride a bike in Los Angeles. Yeah that's right, aol
And yes, I nearly died.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah, definitely lose your life in Beverly Hills on a bike.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Every time you'd bike into Beverly Hills within three as
there'd be a cop car behind me, which I'm just like, okay,
so this is where the money is clearly being spent
that there is some sort of wrath there.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Look he's on a bicycle, but he is white. I
assume he's a drug dealer. But he's probably the head
of the cartel. He's probably rush, he's probably a chuching.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah, we've got a bike. Yeah, can't be ridding a bike.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Come on, yeah, move along.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
That little bell it's probably filled with cocaine.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
All right, let's take a quick break. We'll come back.
We'll talk about some news. We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
And we're back.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
And for people who didn't catch our election update, Breaking
News had a pret good night on Tuesday. M Zeram
Mamdani did well. Get one he won race.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, I did really well.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
One is dang race. Yeah, and then some more moderate
Democrats one in Virginia and New Jersey and Prop fifty
one in California, and generally people seem to be displeased
with the direction of the country's going in at the moment.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
It would see yeah, yeah, yeah, it's interesting to just
see the now all of the finger pointing and cope
that's happening with MAGA right now, because their response is
somewhere like they sound like the Democrats last November when
they're like, surely we can't be this bad, right, Like,
are we getting this right?

Speaker 2 (27:35):
So the first thing we know is that we don't
suck shit. Right from that premis guys, I've got some
bad news. You're really bad at this. You suck. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
We talked about how like Hannity was like the vibes
are so bleak right now, but on Newsmax they were
also trying to like wrap their heads around this victory,
and it was a little. It was a little tough
for them too. They were just trying to be like,
I think maybe the Democrats are like trying to weaponize
the shutdown or something, and here's them kind of trying

(28:06):
to figure it all out.

Speaker 6 (28:08):
Wasn't on the ballot and shut down or the two
reasons that Republicans lost elections tonight?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Huh? Okay, Tom, Yeah, do you.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
Think that they weaponize the food and the shutdown weaponize
the food? Do you think they weaponize the food? And
this in reference to our next story, the guy who
threw a sandwich at something a fucking snap benefits.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
I want to be.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
A right wing talking head because it is literally you
just get to be your most you you've ever been.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Like.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
You just say random nouns with verbs, and you get
to just have I assume a six figure income and
a dressing room as long as is it possible that
they the wiki and then he'll be like, oh, he's
onto something.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
As long as you say immigrants at the end. But
they'll they'll go on and they say, maybe they did
weaponize the food. And winning people's.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Snap benefits that mean that means like people feeling bad
that they're starving because they can't afford.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Do you think that putting weapon revealing how craven and
inhumane you are as a party to illegally deny snap benefits?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
I mean, or weaponize as we call it, weaponizing.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
It's weaponizing it, Miles, and I would like you, I
would I'd like you to turn down that condescension.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
First of all, as we all know, when it comes
to poor people, they're choosing that.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
They could they could choose to be.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
From a country club family, but they chose to be.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Poor and to be my bootstraps.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Oh my god, here we go. Here's the rest of this.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
Yeah, do you think that they weaponized the food.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
And the shutdown?

Speaker 7 (29:50):
Everybody was saying, well, why are they digging in their heels?
Why are the Democrats doing that? Well, if you wanted
to win in Virginia, if you wanted to win the
governor's race, in the AGS race in Virginia, for instance,
you have the highest per capita percentage of public employee
union members and federal workers, all of whom have been furlong.
All of them were ticked off, and all they did
was show up to vote. They showed up in huge

(30:12):
numbers in northern Virginia. Today made a big difference, I
think in that race, and I think it also made
a difference in the AJS race as.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
Well, And perhaps the shutdown was kind of kept going
by Democrats for that exactly.

Speaker 7 (30:24):
I can't claim strategy, yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
And I mean I think also we're hearing, oh, well,
the shutdown will probably end this week, why because the
election is over.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Strategy Lady said, do you weaponize the food?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Also say strategy, strategy.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Do we think it's their strategy to weaponize the food?
The sweetest chef disguised as a journalist? Right, Wait a second,
where are my stars?

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Okay, Yeah, weaponizing the food? And also that they did
the shutdown to win the election is pretty forty some
fort D chests there.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Definitely conspiracy.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Yeah, it's also just what's very interesting about this whole thing,
and it is similar to the Democrats last year, is
they don't want to say what the actual problem. The
Democrats last year didn't want to say what the actual
issue is, and the Republicans now don't want to point
out the same thing, which is like, oh, the only
reason we won is because a bunch of billionaires poured
hundreds of millions of dollars into our campaign at the
very last second. Oh, in this time, they didn't do that,

(31:25):
and like you know what I mean, like yeah, oh yeah,
And to your point, it's like, oh, I think we
lost because they figured out we're evil.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Yeah fuck fuck.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
I mean we talked yesterday about how Brett Bayer was saying,
like this could actually be good. Okay, it's actually good
because then people know socialism bad. Steve Bannon pretty much
like responded directly to that quote on his show. He said, quote,
all those Republicans sitting there with their bow ties, sitting
there going, oh, we want a socialist in charge so
we can see how people fail. They're Bolsheviks. They're not

(31:57):
going to give up control of New York City. Once
they infest New York City, it's going to take a
trenching tool to get them out, damn. So I'm optimistic.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
It's not a lot of violent rhetoric. I will yeah,
like the Mamdani like, I hope he has a good
security team now in place. Because of the way the
Republicans are talking about it is pretty frightening when taking
the context of who they're talking to, is pretty scary.
I will say also that like this overall model of

(32:26):
having two parties that are the only two options who
predominantly like not Mamdannie like kind of being the outlier,
but like predominantly have a solution to a problem that's
caused by the current system of neoliberalism that is like

(32:47):
basically just more of the same, and they just like
go back and forth between each other, having parties having power,
Like it just seems like we're in a system right
now where so long as that's the case, it's just
going to be whoever's in power gets voted out and
it's just going to like keep going back and forth
until someone can fix this, until someone actually like does

(33:09):
something different. Yeah, And so that does seem like it's
like everyone's like, well, you know, Virginia usually votes for
whoever lost the last election. But that's frequently the case,
and the reason is because our current system does not
do good things for people. It does good things for corporations.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
I think that it's a race to see, like, depending
on who gets in power in the next couple of
presidential elections, it is going to be either someone who
rights the ship and is the idea of like, hey,
we're actually going to just address a couple of these
problems and watch as things flower and calm down as like, oh,
if you address wealth inequality, all sorts of other problems
are magically also fixed as a result of or it's

(33:54):
going to be the other way and it's going to
be like, hey, guys, we're doing Nazi Germany again, only
it's America we're seeing now.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
That's what we're seeing now. And people seem to be
thankfully being like this seems this feels bad. Yeah, it
seems generally like not a good direction. Like we We've
mentioned a couple of times this week that Trump is
the most unpopular he's ever been as president right now,
and he's I was like talking to my friend about this.
I was like, and he's like barely even a year

(34:25):
into office, and he was like, dude, he's not a year,
and like this is still his first year and he's
lost all goodwill and he is like now more unpopular
than it was the day after January sixth.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
But I think also what is happening is also the
support system around him is falling away, because as each
day of his presidency continues, it's each day closer to
either him attempting to run for a third term and
then a bunch of people get to make political hay
opposing him, or he just rides off into the sunset
and there is a I don't know, a Nick fu

(35:00):
Tes led Republican Party, Like it's one of the you're seeing.
The interesting thing play out is both like all these
amazing lections of Democrats. But the other thing you've seen
playing out is like Marjori and Taylor Green trying to
stake out a place to the left of Tucker Carlson
because they're both aware that they're probably in contention for
the presidential nomination in twenty twenty eight, which, let me

(35:22):
just say this right now, strap in for Tucker RFK
junior ticket versus I assume Marjorie, Taylor Green and an
ar fifteen, right, those debates.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Are gonna rule.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, There'll be a lot of screaming, a lot of
weird anti Semitic conspiracy theories. I think it's gonna be
full mask off.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Like I think one of them is going to look
down the camera on Fox News and say a hard
and word, and I'm gonna say who that person is
gonna be Mitch McConnell. Surprise, he's coming.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Back in and it's it's him trying to say Nigeria
mid stroke exactly interpreted anyone else.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Remember when his hand just turned black on the floor
of the Senate, Like, I don't think that that's that's
not analyzed.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
It's just like like twelve health crises ago before he started,
uh god, pressed pause on him.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Yeah, falling down when someone asked him a question like,
oh God, I can't even listen and walk at the
same time. Trump, though, predictably, is very angry about this,
and in a breakfast with senators on Wednesday morning, he
called on them to just fucking kill the filibuster and
start ramming through a bullshit voter suppression laws. He was like,

(36:34):
we need more voter ID. We just need more voter ID.
We got to get to it. But like in Virginia
where the GOP got there, fucking shit kicked in, they
have voter ID laws there already. Yeah, And I think
the fact that he wants the fillibuster gone because like,
we just got to end the shutdown. He's he because
again he's tying the loss to the shutdown. He's saying,
kill the shut kill the filibusters. You can end the

(36:56):
shutdown and just put our own fucked up version of
the budget through, so I think shows ultimately he realizes
like this is this has to be fucking sorted out,
and the whole idea that he can just fucking duck
low and let the Democrats catch.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
All the heat for it, it's just fucking not working
at all.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
I don't want to be an Alex Jones, but allow
me to declare war on your info. Also, we are
not analyzing enough the the Maxwell family is clearly leaking
emails to the press and Prince Andrew is literally no
longer a prince and they've moved him to a cottage
at a cliff's edge. Because whatever I think is going

(37:33):
to come out is going to be like an email
where it's like I did it, Prince Andrew, Like it's so,
if that's what they happen Prince Andrew, my assumption is
they got some real good stuff on Donald Trump as well.
And I think also Trump's freak out is we just
need to create a bunch of things happening. So when
that comes out, I have things that I can attempt

(37:54):
to deflect to.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Yeah, like a war against Venezuela or exactly like it's just.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Not going to happen because he kind of. As it
turns out, a bunch of those people voted for him
last year because they got like they got so into
QAnon after baking sour door bread during lockdown too. They're
like they Jeffrey Epstein kept a coliated trapper keeper of
all the bad people that he did business with, and

(38:19):
then we get to see them, and then it's gonna
be on Court TV and I O and then my
ex wife's gonna be on the list and I get
to win that argument, like you know what I mean,
Like that's where we're kind of ad in society, and
I think Donald Trump knows that, and he's like, we
need to get this government back open because like I
did it right.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
It's gonna be hard though, too, because government reopening means
confirmed swearing in Adelita Grijalva and then getting your two
hundred and eighteenth signature to the discharge petition that would
force a vote on the ebsteam files. And even then,
I'm like, get whatever.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
We're going to go from a like bombing of boats
in international waters to literally him dropping smoke bombs in
press conferences. Oh yeah, an intract, Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
I genuinely think we might I don't think we're going
to get like a nuclear bomb drop, but he might
moab something like if they're like, we're releasing the files
and he's like, Fiji's Fiji ain't no shit, moab, Like
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Like who knows?

Speaker 1 (39:15):
That's what's I think. And I think that's what's also
just alarming because you see how he's run. He takes
inspiration from other autocrats, and it's like, hmm okay, so
I need to find a way to declare martial law.
I need some false flag stuff. I need an absolute
distraction and like a foreign policy region and maybe bring

(39:35):
people into this like wartime mindset to get support around
the president. But yeah, I mean, at this rate, I
think at the end of the day, people are still
like we don't mostly like I don't give a fuck
about what's happening abroad. This like we're dying here right now.
Can you do something for that? Mm? We'll see.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Yeah. I also want to say this, why do we
have to actually why does anyone need to listen to
Trump at this point? Like literal if you just parked
him in two rooms of the White House, just that
feet of news mass we watched you pay one person
just to be that news anchor on Fox and just
repeating like today, actually McDonald's is totally healthy, and Donald's
from New Inch on this penis I guarantee like the

(40:15):
first of all truth. Social would be so interesting to
follow at that point because you're like, let's just see
what he's reacting to, thinking if we just give him
what he thinks everything's happening and we just do a
do over election.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
But that's where that's yet, that's your solution as a
not maga person, where all the people that work for
him are just so terrified. They're just like, fuck man,
I wish I could do the TV idea, but instead
I just have to fucking lie to his face like everything.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Right, Yeah, I want you.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
I wonder because there's the it depends on which sources,
like you listen to stupid Michael Wolf, who's basically now
just the entire Daily Beast. It's just Michael Wolf. Actually,
I was speaking to someone and I don't think Trump
actually knows where his bathroom is, but if you speak,
if you listen to him, like every every staffer of
the White House is both in fear but also like

(41:02):
hates Trump and wants to leave, but they like the
ax as like it's just like, yeah, it's the weirdest.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Yeah, it's Hollywood for ugly people. Baby, that's what they say.
It's Hollywood for ugly people.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
All Right, we do let's take a quick break, and
then when we come back, we do have to talk
about I mean, sometimes you just get to see the
face of true evil, you know, like a villain that
chills you to your bone. Yeah, and we're talking, of
course about Sean Dunn, the guy that done through that sandwich,

(41:32):
the guy through the sandwich assassin. Yeah, what type of
sandwich was exactly? Well, we're going to get into all
the gory details when we get back. And we're back,

(41:54):
and so the trial started, Trial of the Century. Many
sandwich enthusiasts through calling it. Yeah, this is the guy
who threw a sub sandwich that I.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Look this guy he cut short the life of a
poor ice agent's ballistic fest when he sullied it with
a sandwich. And we talk look this the trial started
this week and we talked about how Janine Piro has
been taking a lot of l's with grand juries, trying
to prosecute Americans for fucking nothing. As a way to
intimidate people. Well, she tried to get the sandwich guy

(42:31):
in a felony, and the fucking Grange is like, They're like,
get the fuck out of here, what are you talking about.
So now she's going back trying to get him on
a fucking misdemeanor. Okay, and the whole thing just people
that are reporting from the trial, it's it sounds like
as stupid as it is to try and charge someone
for throwing a sub sandwich at a guy and then running.

(42:52):
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand. This
is all from a Blue Sky account from Dave Jamison,
who is like reporting from the Core room. So these
are some of his posts on Blue Guys.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Quote.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Border Patrol Agent Gregory Larimore is on the stand, narrating
surveillance video of the Sami tas Quote. Now he struck
me with the sandwich, Larimore says. Border Patrol Agent Larimore
now testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich,
but he felt the impact through his ballistic fests. Yeah,
this is what he said, the sandwich the impact.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Yeah, dude, wait, imagine what would happen if you know,
someone shot at him through the fucking ballistic fest.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
So swear this is it. That's the sand He said,
the sandwich came apart and quote kind of exploded on
his chest upon impact. Quote I could smell the onions
and mustard. H fortunate son. Now, okay, because this guy
is having a flashback, please please help him. How is
this guy still walking on two feet after all this?

(43:51):
But then this is the best part the cross examination
from the defense, like, okay, so it exploded. This This
is from the defense. Defense is now questioning Larimore on
cross examination. They show a video still of the sandwich
and wrapper on the ground post throw. The attorney asked, quote,
do you recognize that sandwich?

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Laramore?

Speaker 1 (44:10):
The sandwich exploded Larimore laram Moore won't confirm.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Quote.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
I did not go back to collect it, he says.
The defense team presses Laramore on whether the sandwich really
quote exploded. They returned to the photo of the sandwich
and wrapper on the ground. Defense asked, quote that sandwich
hasn't exploded at all, has it? Larimore replies, quote, it
looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
I love a shithead prosecutor defense lawyer type like just
clearly you're lying. Clearly you're lying, and now I've got you.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Also sorry, you want to go ahead and identify that sandwich?
The sandwich look famili familiar.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Also, here's something they never say. I have never seen
the police officer help themself on the stand, like you like,
actually look in like we all need that image of
law and order. And it's Lenny Brisco and he's like,
and then he told me a social insurance social security number,
and I knew it had to be the murderer because
he was covered in blood. And then you actually watch
anytime a police officer gets on the stand, and it's

(45:14):
just like, and so, what did you see? And it's
just like.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
The accused do the crime?

Speaker 3 (45:21):
And then you go to the camera shot, it's like, well.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
There's you.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
You're wearing a you're wearing a blindfold and you're holding
the silences on your blindfolded and cannot see.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
There's a boot on your head and I'm get on
your foot.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Yeah, you're in a concrete tunnel underneath the crawling down
was purported to have taken place. You pants keep falling down,
and you discharged your weapon three times to quote unquote
get some light in this.

Speaker 8 (45:44):
Goddamn moove like, well it eventuated that uh at about
fourteen hundred at you know, they just put it in
a cops speak yeah again, so that it sounds like,
I mean.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
You know, it was a ten forty five doing a
double triple.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
And it is a situation.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Yeah, we got a foot along here. The defensive strategy
is a pretty sound because they're just trying to show
the jury how fucking stupid this whole thing is. And
they even asked the shell shocked Ice agent about like
all the gag gifts that his fellow coward colleagues were giving.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Him after the incident.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
They're like, hey, so what kind of stuff they given
you after this terrible ordeal? He's like, I got a
subway like a sandwich plush toy that one guy gave me,
and a patch that said felony foot long put on
my tac vest. And he was apparently even like kind
of laughing on the standardbweet so let the rare weight.

(46:38):
So is this a bit defense right?

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Right? You're trying to determine if the state is bringing
the charges as a bit it's a bit.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Your honor objection. I think I'm being zinged.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Right, right, we're trying to put him in jail as
a goof your honor.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
I mean, look, this is why Janine Piro probably should
have got Kim Kardashian to probably secute this better than
that the freaks they have in that office right now.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
I like Superducer Victor's idea of having doctor Loomis from Halloween,
the guy who like always shows up and is, oh,
you know, like he's just his job is to describe
Michael Myers to people after Michael Myers has killed someone
next door to them. I prayed that he would burn
in Hell, but in my heart I knew that Hell

(47:24):
would not have him just like come up and describe
the sandwich throw right right. So in the movie goes,
I've been I've been trick or treated to death tonight,
and he shows up and goes, you don't know what
death is? Wow.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
What's amazing about doctor Loomis as a character is if
you follow through what he did as a doctor, he's
maybe the worst person ever to practice medicine in cinema
because it's like you discovered that this child was capable
of black magic and maybe Satan's pawn on earth to

(47:56):
reap death for demons, and your solution was, I'm gonna
read it some nice books and hope it doesn't escape.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Yeah, yeah, like one appeasement.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Yeah, what are you the president? During escape from New York?

Speaker 2 (48:10):
The sandwich exploded like that bird when hit by Randy
Johnson the Nuns fastball.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Do we have any idea of what the contents of
the sandwich were besides onions and mustard? Now that narrows
it obviously if you're it could be tuna, but that's
a that's a that's an I.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Don't think it was, because if it were tuna, it
probably would have exploded based on my understanding of physics.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Yeah, well depending on how well how damp the bread is.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Yeah, and it wasn't a planned attack, right the guy
I remember his account, Yeah, his account coming in was
just that saw ice agents doing funck shit, had a
big sandwich in his hand, and yeah, I mean, and
then and they couldn't even catch him on foot.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
And then they're like, fuck it, we got this guy's address,
and then they got that, oh are.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
You kidding me? They didn't even catch this guy like
he they he threw a sandwich and they they had
to they had to fugitive him.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Yeah, they did not apprehend him right away.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
No, your fugitive was carrying a quiz No's foot log.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Yeah. I mean to be fair to those Ice agents,
it was the first time they ever rang in with
all that gear on.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
So right, that's tough. That's tough stuff. Dude. Have you
tried to do three pushups? All right? I do want
to talk about another great TV lawyer besides Lenny Brisco,
and that is, of course, Kim Kardashian. She's been making
some headlines lately. Usually it's my sign to tune out
a news story, but some of these are pretty entertaining. Recently,

(49:40):
she admitted that she isn't a lawyer yet yet. Oh okay,
And one of the reasons is she kept using chat
gpt to study slash cheat and it quote often gave
the wrong answer, causing her to quote fail tests all
the time.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
What what does she think being a lawyer is? Like,
I don't understand, Like.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
I I will say, we have a number of stories
of judges having to reject lawyer like lawyers work and
like proofs and what you know, whatever the fuck lawyers
do for being like you. You clearly use chagbut like,
these are made up cases that you're citing as president.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Oh no, Beggars be Choosers was a landmark case.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Okay, So yeah, I just want to read this quote
where someone's asking her about her use of chagibut. No,
I use it for legal advice. So when I'm needing
to know the answer to a question, I'll take a
picture and snap and like put it up there. And
then someone asks her whether she was cheating, and she
classified clarified that it was just to study for her tests.

(50:50):
They're always wrong. It has made me fail tests all
the time. And then I'll get mad and I'll like
yell at it and be like you made me fail?
Why did you do this? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Yeah, and it'll reply and it'll it'll talk back. I
think she was saying after like and like, yeah, I
just have to yell at it a little bit cool. Cool,
I'm again, It's it's weird that I expected a little
bit more from Kim Kardashian. I didn't think she would
scream at a l M for trying to replace her

(51:21):
own intellect and.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Like you might be feel machine. I don't know why
if that. Maybe I've always suspected she was like smarter
than she's letting on. And like, I do think like
she plays up this stuff to like just I don't know,
like as as a character I'm keeping up with the Kardashians.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
I think as someone who has probably never had to
earnestly study in their life. Yeah, that she would look
at chat GPT as a way to like augment her
studies for it and somehow feel let down because she's like,
this is perfect is exactly what I needed. Is someone
who doesn't want to do the work.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
However, there are signs that the chat GPT leakage has
gone on further. Another reason she's in the news is
a behind the scenes clip from her new show All's Fair,
which we're going to get to, involves her telling Sarah Paulson,
like great actor Sarah Paulson that the moon landing isn't real,

(52:16):
citing interviews with Buzz Aldrin and the other one.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Couldn't give you that answer when she said the other one,
did she mean the guy that we always forget was
also up there or she just couldn't remember Neil Armstrong's.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
I think she couldn't remember Neil Armstrong. Yeah, yeah, But
to be clear, neither none of the three people who
went to the moon have ever suggested that the moon
landing was faked, And in fact, there's a great video
where buzz Aldrin confronts a person like a famous moon

(52:52):
hoax her and literally punches him in the face.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
I was gonna say this, didn't he like they speaking
of a court case. There was a court case as
a result, because buzz Aldrin's a man in the Air
Force from the sixties. Like he's gonna he's gonna he's
gonna drink, he's gonna drink red meat and he's gonna
hit you.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
How dare you I think it was fake? I've seen
a few videos on on buzz Aldron talking about how
it didn't happen. He says it all the time now
in interviews. Maybe we should find buzz Aldrin. Do you
ever think about that? No?

Speaker 1 (53:22):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Have you ever think about maybe finding buzz Aldrin, maybe
asking him what what's real and what's not?

Speaker 3 (53:30):
What happened to people taking into account who they are
when it came to their opinions? You know what I mean?
If I'm Kim Kardashian, I'm sitting there being like, Okay,
I'm famous because my mom and I orchestrated gossip columnists
and released a sex tape at the right time to
go into reality TV show that's really a sitcom. I

(53:51):
probably don't understand rocket Propulsion.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
On which I play a fool, Like on the sitcom
that is purportedly a reality show, I play a fool.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Yeah, I'm a dumb idiot who's stupid. Maybe I don't know,
like maybe I don't know what the Van Allen radiation
belt really is capable.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
No, but I have seen a out of context clip
from a Conan O'Brien interview with.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Thing they're talking about is a Conan O'Brien interview where
he Conan interviewed Aldrin and he described how broadcasters used
animation during news reports at the time, and people were like, see,
they just caught out all the context. And I think
maybe he was like explaining why there are conspiracy theories.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Well, yeah, because you're saying he was intercut with the
actual legitimate footage, and he's like that that little bit
of ambiguity was like, yeah, they did that kind of shit,
but not it's fake because she says shit like the flag,
like there's no wind on the moon.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Like yeah, the standard like bullshit. It's like, yeah, they
did that, they knew there would be no wind on
the Moon and therefore we're ready for that. It's kind
of crazy.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Two lessons say why And I know this is this
was referenced by comedian Nick Malan during Standards special, But
I'll say it anyway, if they were going to do
something like that, why would they leave so many clues?

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Right?

Speaker 3 (55:11):
You know what I mean? Like, first of all, you're
not hatching we need to fool the Soviet Union that
we're at the Moon, and we're going to do it
with a bunch of famous people who are going to
leak the information.

Speaker 8 (55:22):
Right.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
The other thing is, when it comes to conspiracy theories,
it's just like it's either like you can always find
there's always just a guy that just lied and claimed it.
In the case of the moon landing, it was probably
a bunch of other Nazis who wanted to counter the
Nazis that did the moon landing, you know what I mean, Like,
I literally know the guy that started the modern flat
Earth movement. I started open mic stand up comedy with him.

(55:46):
But he would show up at the coffee shop I
worked at in steel muffins and his apartment building had
no plumbing, Like, this is just it is what it is, guys.
And I assume the flat or the moon landing not
happening was started.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
By I think there's definitely some KGB seeding in there,
like that that was something that they were working on
getting out there because they didn't want to, you know,
admit the race US got there first. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Fun, I'd like if the KGB was involved, you know
what I mean, just a guy named Boris.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Maybe they didn't, Yeah, I mean they they had a
pretty prominent role in early JFK assassination conspiracy theories. So anyways,
one reason she might be pursuing in quotes her legal
degree is to as like method acting preparation for her

(56:36):
new role in Ryan Murphy's All's Fair, which the cast
is fucking stacked. It's just like they're it is like
when Doc Rivers' son played on that like really stacked
Clippers team, and he was just like, I don't know
if everybody else seemed really good, maybe yeah, maybe you

(56:56):
can carry this person. Which doesn't It doesn't work on
acting because you do it, you act for yourself and
then the other actors got to do their acting. So
if you're a great actress or you know someone like
Naomi Watts, and then you cut to Kim Kardashian and
do it her line, that might that it might be
actually worse that juxtaposition, Sarah Paulson, Teana Taylor, Glenn Close,

(57:18):
Naomi Watts, all you know in Oscar conversations at various points,
the show is sitting at on ron Tomatoes, sitting at zero,
an unprecedented, the very rare zero percent on ron Tomatoes.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
To be fair, it's now it's six personal.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
They got up to got up to say they got
they saw the zero, they saw that they were getting
bad press for that, and they got there. Somebody to
go out and write a positive review for it. Yeah,
The reviews are fairly unambiguous. The Guardian called it fascinatingly incomprehensibly,
existentially terrible and so awful it feels almost contemptuous for Jesus.

(58:01):
Another Grid called it unwatchable, a crime against television and
possibly the worst television drama ever made. Again, with actors
who are kind of above being on TV like it,
you're like, oh damn, Like that's wild that they're doing
a TV show like this must be prestige. To quote
super producer on A. Josey, that's some prestige casting. And

(58:21):
The Nightly called it said, it's not a hate watch,
it's unwatchable.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
This is actually good. This is actually making me more
interested now it does like I don't know if its
that bad. You kind of got to know, right, It's
like watching Cutthroat Island when it came out because it
was so bad.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
First of all, Cutthroat Island is not that bad. I
watched it again in the Pandemic watchable. It's real fun. Yeah,
it's stupid, but it's a pirate movie. Like the cannon
balls would make things explode, all right, fine, yeah, Gena
Davis also wouldn't have that rosy of a skin like
on a shift.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Yeah, eat my butt.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
I don't care yet. Also, that monkey wouldn't be a
fun companion. And we're gonna pull it all these threads.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Yeah, I will say, speaking of eat my Butt, some
of those plot lines do make it seem like it
would be can't be fun, which the fact that it
has these plot lines and it manages not to be
fun for many reviewers is pretty kind of kind of
an achievement all on its own. So some clips of
surfaced online when a husband is being grilled for his

(59:25):
butt plugs and pig costume fetish and Watts and Kardashian
tell him that the negotiation so far has been just
the tip. It'll be so much more painful the deeper
we go, which seems like it's beneath Naomi what I
don't know that.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
I mean she must have spent all that twenty one
grams money or something.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
I like this period of time because what we've learned
is anyone who is famous is just a shill for money. Yeah,
if the Rion Comedy Festival and this drama has taught
us nothing, it's that like everyone has a price and
it's vaguely lower than you realize. Like it's one of
those things where it's like, yeah, they'll just do it
for money, Like I'm sure, like I guarantee Glenn Close

(01:00:07):
was like sipping shard May and didn't learn her lions,
just like it's a Kim Kardashian trauma, Darling impropres Like
it's just like they like I get, like, yeah, it's
crazy that all these great performers were with this terrible,
weird person from Calabasas. But also if we really analyzed.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Which means no, yes, that's true. It is. Yeah, I
don't believe you. How about that, I promise? Yeah, I
smell earlier.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Do you what I smell?

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Rotten pumpkins? No, your pants and they are a flame.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Oh yeah, no, no, it's because the Spanish is Calabasa,
so calabasas I guess could be a squash deck, but hey,
same family.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Vulture has also pointed out that the show has an
insidious vein of Islamophobia, which is just what we need
at this point, including a plot point about a he
who wants to behead his wife, and Alos's character is
apparently a Golda Meyer super fan. Oh wow, Israeli Prime
minister who said there's no such thing as Palestinians. So

(01:01:12):
we'll see. It's too early to tell where maybe the
sheikh is secretly the good guy and the Goldenmeyer fan
is revealed to be not a good person. It's too
soon to know. But the only way to find out
how to tune in bad and evil the show is
to tune in. What if this was a paid a

(01:01:32):
piece of paid marketing for the show, just tearing it down,
like I feel like it's got to be like somewhat effective,
like I, having done this story, kind of want to
watch it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
I mean, I think what, I'll look at the clips
that are on social first to see if they're They're
probably just going to raise the hairs on my neck,
and I'll be like, I can't this. There's already too
much going on. I can't waste my time with this.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
But I'll watch it the same way that I used
to like take shots of tequila with tabasco in it.
You know, it's like some part of me that wants
to hurt myself. Yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Which streamer is this on? I'm sorry if I missed that.
Helloo Hello, I was gonna say. This doesn't feel like
a This feels like one of the let's throw something
at the wall streamers like this is this has Peacock,
Hulu and every once in a while a little streamer
I like to call Max written all over it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
You know what I mean. You come back from the
you went under to the Max siding. You haven't come
back with the rest of us today.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
I only switched. I only stopped calling it HBO. Go right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Uh well, John, A pleasure having you on the Daily Zeitgeist.
Where can people find you, follow you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
All that good stuff you can find me and all
fine good social media is at the John Hastings. That's
at the John Hastings. And I have a bunch of
stand up specials up on YouTube. The most recent ones
are a somewhat special at a mall, two parts, one material,
one crowd work. Please go find those where you find
good comedy, which is YouTube. It's just on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Here you go YouTube. Great. Is there a work of
media that you've been enjoying.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
There is a work of media I have been enjoying.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Are you ready for this?

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Yes, It's called Tournament of Champions. Guy Fieri hosts all
the different Amazing Food Network hosts in a single elimination
battle to the death. And they're about to put out
season seven, which is holiday themed and it's the greatest
television show I've ever watched in my entire life. No negativity,
all positivity. Guy Fieri for some reason wearing diamond cowboy

(01:03:36):
boots because he thinks that's a suit at treating cooking
like it is football. It's the I can't get enough.
It's on a little streamer I like to call HBO.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Go Okay, we all need to call it that miles
Where can people find you? Is there a working media
you've been enjoying?

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Yeah, you can find me everywhere at miles of Gray.
You find me talking about ninety day Fiance on four
to twenty day Fiance and you know there is a
soccer show coming up soon that'll be announced fairly shortly
where I get to talk about the Premier League. And
that leads me to my favorite piece of media, because
that's from Paul F. Tompkins, who posted It's been creeping

(01:04:15):
up on me for a few years now, but more
and more and more I am seeing the real possibility
of me getting into soccer.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
It's just a matter of time. Let it wash over you,
Let it wash over you and dive in. Okay, hmmmmmm.
It's a great sport. It's a great sport. Else, what's
that a on your hat for?

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Can le mean one thing? Baby? Damn it?

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Yeah? All right? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Because I lived in Well, I lived in Lunchon, I
lived in Finsbury Park next to the Arsenal football ground. Yeah,
and I don't want to speak blanket terms, but all
Arsenal fans are poo eaters. Oh wow?

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Interesting?

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
The only imagine can you imagine what sad sort you are.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Don't even like football. I don't even like football.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
It's just an servation, just like it's one of those
things where it's like, I'm not even I'm not even.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
What said such a just underhanded.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
One sort of said yeah, yeah, can imagine what you
lot her up to?

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Then?

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Yeah? Wow, how you quo out?

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Oh yeah, all right, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Uh you can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore,
Brian on Blue Sky Jack o be the number one.
We'll also have a new format of TDZ, kind of
a new show, new version of TDZ coming up. We'll
probably drop the first couple of episodes in this feed.
See how everybody likes it. It's about icons.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
We're in the lab to give away. We're in the
lab and guess what Jack and I said. We want
to do a show where we want to do a
show where we don't want to die at the end
of recording end.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
This is it. Yeah, so we're going to do a fun,
a fun show workimedia I've been enjoying. Philippe Lemon tweeted,
if you feel like you're bad at your job and
it's making you depressed, just consider that as the investigation
of the recent heist revealed the password to access the
louver's video surveillance system was louve No. Yeah. First of all,

(01:06:20):
don't be depressed that you're bad at your job. Who
cares fight? None of this matters. But yeah, everybody sucks
at their job. Everybody. Everybody who acts like they don't
suck at their job is just trying to pretend we're
all terrible. Don't worry about it, and not sucking at
your job is selling out. You can find us on

(01:06:41):
Twitter and Blue Sky at Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the
Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. You can go to the description
of this episode wherever you're listening to it, and they're
at the bottom. You will find the footnotes, which way
you will link off through the information that we talked
about in today's episode. We also link off to a
song that we think you might enjoy. Miles, is there
song you think? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Yeah, I think I do think so, Adam. That's Sandler, right,
a little Sandler, little Billy Madison. We were just talking
before the show about how like asap, Rocky doesn't have
to make music anymore because he married rich uh, And
then that got me just lamenting or just just being
sad for the days of the early ACEP Rocky era.
And so let's just go out on palace by Asap Rocky,

(01:07:24):
because this is one of those early ASAP Rocky songs
that just off the pure swag of it all had
me so excited for new music. But hey, I get it, Rocky.
Just just hang out, bro. You know he married a billionaire.
Enjoy what I guess you enjoy laying down forever?

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
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Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
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