In this edition of HerediTrendy, Jack and Miles discuss the huge success of South Park's season 27 premiere, Democrats: WTF are they up to?, Trump admitting that human suffering exists?, the return of the Presidential Fitness Exam, the White House weighing in on the Sydney Sweeney/"Good Jeans" controversy, Parade Magazine's hard-hitting coverage on… M&M's and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Hereddit. Trendy. Hmm,
that's right, they're all talking about it. It's the it's
the number one trending thing right now. For some reason,
this movie eleven years ago, longer eight eight years ago.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
She's got a career ahead of her, I tell you, Tony. Yeah,
a revelation.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Mm hmmm. I just watched Hereditary and it's trending in
my heart. That's my name is Jack got over. There
is Miles g. Thank you, my mother, your mother. I
am his serving mother.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I am serving mothership. I am serving Joe Rogan's comedy mothership.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I saw somebody wearing that shirt recently. Cool shirt. Yeah,
I saw shirt bro.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I see people with like kill Tony shit on sometimes
freek fuck he sucks.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You sure about that? You sure about that? That's okay,
that's okay, that's okay. That's your right to have shitty
taste on things that are trending with other people besides me.
There is, of course, the South Park season premiere last week. Yeah,
from last week. But we do, we do, it will be.
(01:19):
It will be trending with me in seven years when
I watch it. I do things on a seven year curve.
That's why this is such a good such a good
farmer host for a trending news podcast. The South Park
season premiere is set records for numbers dating in terms
(01:41):
of cable audience share. It had the biggest share of
cable audience viewers since nineteen ninety nine. That's for people
watching that live I'm guessing I think it's live and
then streaming on their particular streaming platform, right right, oh right.
They put all that data. Attracted five point nine million
(02:01):
viewers across Comedy Central and the Paramount Plus streaming service
last week, which I feel like those numbers are low.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Well, I think you can't track how many people purely
just watched the clips and didn't watch the whole episode.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
They just got to the fucking ooh, would you talking
about Trump parts? You know what I mean? Like, I
didn't watch a full episode.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I just watched all the clips that they put out
on their YouTube channel.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
They just seem to be all anyone was talking about
last week, and not just at the liberal coffee shop
that I go to, but also at the best pro
shops that I go to to spy on what Maggot
Country is do gun World even gun World. I went
to gun World for a little bit. They were all
(02:46):
talking about it, B and B guns. But yeah, it
just seemed like it went hyper viral.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
It's the equivalent of a kid saying fuck you to
the teacher in class and everyone.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Goes ooh, and you go, you want to see it?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
The funny thing was, you know, so it comes out Wednesdays,
so what yesterday would have been season two?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
They're like, the first episode. Oh really, yeah, I just
ran it back.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I mean they do that, they skip weeks like South
Park does that. But it's just funny even for like
what's the next episode, Like we're not gonna have an
episode this week, but instead enjoy that one again.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Well, they have a Charlie Kirk episode coming out that
that is the next episode is gonna be Cartman takes
on like the personality of Charlie Kirk. But I guess
I don't know what exactly happened. I know that they're
always like making the episode up to the very last second. Yeah,
so maybe the corporate parents. We're not we're not thrilled
(03:46):
with how that episode has nothing to do with that.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
It was purely just like their normal kind of flow
of production or they're like, yeah, don't worry, we're coming back.
And in this episode, Donald Trump will be just tugging
off Satan at a dinner under the table. So they're
not I don't think they're hitting the brakes.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Nice, they're just doing the hits. They're playing the hits
for the first doing the hits exactly. You should just
be tugging away at Lucifer during a charity dinner. How
could you not? And how could you not be? All right,
let's check them with the Democrats, where are they at? Well,
it's just a lot of headlines.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
This week was from Pete Boudhajedge, who no doubt is
going to run in twenty twenty eight based on how
he's been positioning himself on like the news and just
like these sort of quotes he's been giving. But his
last thing was sort of like the Democratic Party cannot
look the same in post Trump, like if we're going
to get past this, like there's no way, And he
sort of like the main thing people latched onto is
(04:44):
this sort of quote where he was like, yeah, we
lost in twenty twenty four because the Democrats are so
hooked on the fucking status quo and people hate that shit.
So like trying to like rebuild whatever has been destroyed
by Trump is not the way out of this, Like
it's about providing like a new vision of the few
from like those are the right words? Now are those
the right What are the policies? How do they apply
(05:05):
to the world exactly exactly? Like I mean, you know,
I think we've seen the example of from Zorn my
very good friend Zuneman Denny, how like doing a full
frontal attack on inequity is a winning formula.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
But are the Democrats willing to do that work?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Because you know, there's already like the land developers in
like New York who are like trying to find another
candidate to get behind with all their money.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
That isn't zoriin Mamdani.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
So right now, I think one of the biggest moral
issues facing the party is like obviously they're embrace of
Israel as they continue to systematically, you know, starve Palestinians
in Gaza and pretend that the world isn't watching. Like
a new We've talked about all the polling that's around
that how the sentiment is shifting. You know, new poll
shows that the Democrats voters are more sympathetic to Palestinians
(05:58):
than they are Israelis, with sixty percent like I'm more
sympathetic to Palestinian people, and only twelve percent saying I'm
more sympathetic to the Israeli people twelve percent, twelve percent,
And like that's down from I don't know, like seventy
Like I mean, like within the twenty decade, twenty seventeen,
it was something like forty five percent of the support
(06:19):
was going towards Israeli people.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Like, but this was before you, like people were.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Just generally yeah, I think, yeah, that's what it is, right,
But now that's the right answer. But now that you're
seeing starvation, famine, genocide in four k, it's gone the
other way. And it's funny, like even on CNN they're like, Wow,
this dramatic shift. It's like this shit didn't happen fucking
like at the snap of a finger. Like this has
been something people have been paying attention to at a
(06:43):
minimum since October of twenty twenty three. And so now
the rather than go with like the morally right thing
and and the NonStop arm shipments to the Israeli government,
the Democrats are putting more time into winning back voters
quote unquote by like thinking they just need to do
more podcasts or say the word fuck out loud in
(07:03):
news hits. So you know, I don't know the first
step to like upending the status quo should be to
stop arming Israel.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
That feels like a win.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
You know, you're you're you're not providing more arms to
do harm to innocent people. Uh, the only danger in
that region, as we've seen to other people, has been
Israel in terms of how offensive in nature. Yeah, they
are with like these militaristic campaigns. So you know that
seems like some loaf hanging fucking fruit. And you know,
(07:34):
it's not that the actions of the Israeli government are
popular by any stretch. So like, let go of the
fear of being primary by like a pac Like what
are they gonna do run ads that say you are
anti child starvation at this point, you know, like it's you.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
This is a bad look for it wakes. So we
haven't looked specifically at how that tests that we get.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, we need to see how cut to DNC headquarters.
I mean can they get us with that the tight
child starvation thing? Is there a way they can get
us on I don't know. But they had the fucking
opportunity to do the right thing and begin to turn
away from business as usual when Bernie Sanders introduced another
bill to block arm sales. Uh. But nineteen Democratic senators
joined the GOP to keep the bullets and bombs flowing.
(08:18):
And again, this bill was never gonna pop past the House.
And we know the Democrats love a symbolic vote.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You know you'd love that. Well, we know, let's get
people on paper. They're just worried about ing on the
record as being on the right side of history on this. Yeah,
well you I mean, you sealed it.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
And shame on these nineteen fucking senators Michael Bennett, Richard Blumenthal,
Corey Booker, Marurie Campbell, Chris Coons, Catherine Cortez Masto, John Fetterman, Jillibrand,
Maggie Hassen, John hick and Looper, John ossof Alex Padilla,
Gary Peters, Jack Red, Jackie Rose, and Adam Schiff, Chuck Schumer,
Mark Warner, Ron Wyden.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Fucking els like you of the most powerful people in
the Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
These votes revealed to us how unserious they are. You
can't even symbolically vote to say, hey, maybe we should
stop enabling this shit because it would be a maybe
because it wouldn't fucking do anything because the votes aren't
there in the house. But holy shit, like fucking figure
it out. Like then then I Kamala Harris has like
(09:21):
a book she's she's teasing that's gonna come out this fall,
but like one hundred and seven days, like what I learned,
and you're just gonna be like it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Be something to hear. How that what went wrong? Yeah, yeah,
I'm uh yeah with baited breath, i'd be crazy. She
was like, yeah, I don't know. Like we seem to
have a spark at first when we had like progressive
policies and then like all these people were like, we
gotta court the chainey vote specifically, like get the Cheneys
to vote for us. Seemed to be the they said, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
It was the moment when I lined up the polling
and support numbers. It we were ahead of Trump. We
had a huge boost, and then we started going.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Down after that.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
It was weird, and especially for all the fucking you know,
vote blue no matter who freaks or like it.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Was guys of Gaza and people have their votes back.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
From guys like, no, it was so many fucking things,
but trust me, not fucking actually acknowledging the suffering of
Palestinian people. That was that was that that definitely you
could put that in the L column. That did not
help you with anyone.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, I don't think I don't think that was great.
Seem completely unprincipled, just unrelated, but related. Corey Bookers like
audition tape for the West Wing where he like stands
there and he's like, I stand for New Jersey. I
stand with the cops of New Jersey. It's we. You know,
we've talked about the starvation and the continued siege of Gaza,
(10:42):
but uh, even Donald Trump seems to be admitting that
there is starvation in God. Like so Nett and Yahoo
predictably denied not only that Israel is intentionally starving Gaza,
but that there is starvation in God at all. He said,
there is no policy of starvation in Gaza, and there
(11:04):
there is no starvation in Gaza. Interesting, that's how can
there be starvation in Gaza if there's no Gaza. That's
that's my question. Also at Burger King, I like to
get double whoppers. The claim was refuted by the Israeli
military itself, seeingor Israeli military officials said there's no evidence that.
So his claim is like, we try and give them
(11:26):
food and Hamas keeps stealing it.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I saw him on the on full send exactly.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
And then the Israeli military itself was like, actually, we
don't have evidence of that. The actual cause of food
shortage is Israel's continued military siege against Gaza, including blockade
against supplies that would allow gaz and bakeries to produce food.
They just like won't, won't allow that to happen. And
(11:54):
then you know, when they lift the blockage, it's extremely slow,
which like is speed at which they approve trucks and
food entering. So Donald Trump died in lollicle like my god,
I'm just sorry going. When Donald Trump was asked whether
he agreed with Netanyahu that reports of starvation were lies,
(12:15):
Trump said, I don't know. Those children look very hungry.
That's real starvation stuff. That's real starvation stuff. That's a
starvation stuff. CRUs pizza, dude.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Okay, that's that's my quote as the leader of the
quote unquote free world.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
The fact is like, that's real starvation stuff. Is like
some of the strongest condemnation of this genocide that we've
had from the US government is pretty depressing.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, all, Like, I want to see a fucking ad
where you put the footage in front of a Democratic
senator or congressman and be like, what the fuck is
going on in your brain when you look at this?
Because any other human being looks at this and goes,
what the fuck am I looking at? Why am I
looking at this level of suffering, this level of absolute
(13:06):
inhumane treatment of people, And you guys are fucking like
you're you're literally co signing this with your votes.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, oh, I got my head down, I got my
hat man, get these fucking like you know, these people.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Need to get primaried at best, Please retire, get the
fuck out of here, because I don't know if you've seen,
like even the footage of the people when they are
allowed to go to these aid distribution sites. The fucking
sheer humanity of it all is, I've not even seen
anything depicted like this in a fucking fictitious film, Like
(13:40):
the level of desperation that I see in people's faces
as they try and feed themselves and their families as
they go through like a like a storm of bullets
to try and get fucking food.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah. Sure, but yeah, make your vote.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
So you can let everybody know you're I'm I'm.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I stand with Israel.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Uh and then yeah, Corey Booker also stands with the police.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
We get it all, all of yep. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I'm a shout out to the others who you know,
at least were like, this is maybe a bridge too
far for even my conscience.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
By the way, Donald Trump didn't have like a Christmas
Carol style reckoning with his hand in genocide. He's still
being like, I mean, still, nobody's done anything good over there.
The whole place is a mess.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, that's what I hate about the headlines I've read
about like they're like, oh, Trump rethinking Gaza policy, Trump
shocked at level of quote real starvation stuff, and then
you read it's like, yeah, but nothing's Yeah, it's like
a lot of it's just like with Joe Biden, it's
just like hand ringing and at best they are thinking
of alternatives.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
But we're going to be dealing with Israel, and we
think they can do a good job of it. Is
what is still where he stands. So all right, let's
take a quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back.
(15:07):
And I thought this headline said Trump to receive presidential
fitness test, that was so fucking great. Would would that
would break ratings records? Just watching him try to do
a pull up.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Oh my god, dude, I'd rather look at his AI
fucking micro dick over and over then watch.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
This ryper dick was actually just I think Trey Parker's
finger with a rubber band around it. Oh yeah, there
wasn't AI, right, that wasn't Yeah, that was just somebody's finger.
Oh well, that was a hot finger. But he's going
to bring it back, this test of children that he
wouldn't have been able to complete in the past thirty years,
(15:49):
I'm guessing. But he wants every young American to have
the opportunity to emphasize healthy, active lifestyles, creating a culture
of strength and excellence for years to come. This is
like part of RFKS thing where he's like everything was
the result of you know, obesity, Like it's just your fault, yeah,
(16:11):
and you like. And they're also planning to launch a
new online health service that will like consolidate your medical
records across health systems. But they are not doing this
with any sort of like pumped up spending or like
you know, funding a governmental program. They're just teaming up
with a bunch of existing like private companies like Google, Amazon, Apple,
(16:35):
and United Health.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yeah, so that'll go wrong with their to just have
We've seen how companies treat our private information as I'm
constantly bombarded with fucking spam calls. Now that they'll get
really specific about talking about your medical conditions as they
scam you.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Uh yeah, that'll be great. Yeah, that's gonna be that's
gonna be bad. The White House is weighing in on
the Sydney Sweeney jeans controversy. Predictably, they probably said what fuck? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah yeah. Basically, White House Director of Communication Stephen Chung,
our guy, saddest man in America, Yeah, has dubbed the
(17:13):
fallout over the recent American Eagle advertisements during Sidney Sweeney bullshit.
He says, cancel culture, run am mock. This warped, maronic
and dense liberal thinking is a big reason why Americans
voted the way they did in twenty twenty four. They're
tired of this bullshit. How can both parties be so
fucking off on how this election went down. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(17:36):
we fucking sick. You're sick of the fucking woke.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Well an, they're sick of being fucking poor and exploited, Okay,
but go off and being Then the other.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Side is like, it's because we didn't go to the
center enough.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Ah, Jesus Christ, it's so fucking tiring.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
But yeah, sure, man.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
It's because Sidney Sweeney's too hot for liberals or some shit.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah, guys, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I mean, it's just interesting to see it, like just
the discourse around the this this ad campaign where it's
like one version is like zoomed out from outer space.
You're like, yeah, it's a fucking punt. It's about her
jeans and she's wearing denim jeans. You zoom in and say,
hold on, though we live in we live in a
country where white supremacy is like the default now, like
(18:22):
the by right, like because of the government, especially this administration,
not that it ever wasn't, but truly being like sorry, y'all, like.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
It's this is what it is now.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Mask off to then have a fucking commercial with someone
like you know, who fits these sort of like aryan
goddess stereotype it it hits.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
People's brains a little bit differently, but yeah, yeah, just
feels it feels like, I don't know. Sometimes you have
to look at like ad campaigns within the cultural context
that they're created and intended, and this one feels a
little bit like they were like, I mean, it's not
not an to getting those people on board, yeah, not
(19:03):
aimed at getting a mad Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Well yeah, And you see their reaction, they're like, yes,
fucking finally.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yeah, exactly, finally an end to the woke ads.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
With someone with a what was it, someone with an
oversized bottom or something.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
It was like someone weird fucking comment I worried about that. Yeah, uh,
And finally there's a new We was like, yeah, the
last story is going to be some junk that like bullshit.
This is from Parade magazine? Do you Parade magazine? Like
coming in the newspaper? Yeah, what is this? And they
(19:43):
had that front section where like a woman with a
genius i Q would answer your questions and her answers
were just like the most conventional. It was just like
Anne Landers, but they were like this woman tested with
a genius i Q. Right, ask Marilyn or something. Anyways,
you really took umbrage to that. Huh, are you like,
(20:03):
what do you know Maryland? You know shit Marylynd?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, ask Maryland by Marilyn Voss Savant.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I mean her name was Savant. Yeah, nominal determinism, Yeah, exactly,
Like I better keep taking this test until I can
game it enough to test as a jewel. So her
whole thing.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
She has the highest recorded IQ in the Guinness Book
of World Records, damn son, So I love that, super
just easy.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Like this lady with the highest IQ. Now she her
personal life is a fucking mess. But is there anything? Yeah, anyways,
what they're reporting on. Somebody went to an Albertson's grocery
store and spotted a new light blue and white share
sized bag of Eminem's that is cookies and cream flavor,
(20:49):
and people are intrigued. Take all my money now. One
fan replied, they taste like the end of the ice
cream cones with chocolate in them. Second shared the second
that the second one is a child. That's a baby.
That's a baby. It is the end of an ice
cream yea, babies and putting microphones in their face a
(21:15):
yummy before a third said they're quote definitely good. Yeah, journalism,
and the.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Fourth replied with hands pinched together and touching them together
more more.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
If the child signed, hmmm, I don't want to get
my hopes up, someone else quipped, but they sound good,
loll So anyway is this like?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
What what how do you feel about? I feel like
cookies and cream kind of flavors can be really hit
or miss, real hit or miss. It's like a chemical
taste that I feel. It can be really fucking bad.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
And also.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
The Eminem's when the middle ain't crunchy. Yeah, I'm not
always a fan of this ship. I had like a
brownie one that they had recently.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
It was just like, so with you, I don't like.
I also don't like the peanut butter ones. And I
know that's a controversial take that pieces a better peanut
butter in the middle than they do, So like, why
would I do this? Those always make me. They have
not hit that balance where I can keep eating Eminem
peanut butter without feeling sick, Like I feel sick a
(22:21):
third of the way through the bag, baby, Yeah, whereas
Eminem peanuts I could eat for three days in a row.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I'll unhinge my jaw and swallow a whole bag like
a fucking anaconda.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah, Eminem, peanuts are dangerous, but like so the thing
that would be working against this one in my mind
is eminem pretzels should be good. We're not good.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yeah, the crunchy middle ones were good, like the Crunchies,
Middles crunchies, those kind of crick.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
That's what you need.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
And I think I learned about the pretzel ones from
watching Hard Not when Rex Ryan was.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
The coach of the Jets, because he kept housing them and.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I was like, this should have been better than they
were the way Rex Ryan sold me.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I was like, I love it. The opposite of a
celebrity indoors. You're like the fuck dude easy. He's like,
you guys seen these like you're eating the bag. Anyways.
I can see these going either way. But Parade seems
to say they taste like the end of an ice
(23:28):
cream cone with chocolate in them.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
So it's wowing fans shocked, mouth agape a gope.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
They're saying that they might be exclusive to Albertson's. This
is being like reported like it's a crime. Like it's
like early reports from.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
I whispy great to write for Parade because They're like,
don't even fucking write anything of substance. If if it
has any kind of commentary, we're gonna fucking get fired.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
You know what do you got? Oh? Great? What's this new?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
One Wayfair has an awesome five hundred dollar night stand
on sale for one hundred two dollars. Great swish. Another
remoted what do you got for me? In the food section?
Pepbridge farm span favorite Goldfish Flavor collab is gonna come
back really soon.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Perfect, You're the now the editor in chief, the number
one trending stories here, you're the top trending stories on parade.
Betty Crocker Unleash's spooky new collab for limited time, Betty Crocker.
They've got the latest drop on Betty Crocker's collabs. Shit dude.
Costco's fan favorite pie is three dollars off and it's
(24:35):
the sweetest deal right now. Target's new Heart and Hand
kitchen drop is so esthetically pleasing, it's just wild.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I'm like, I'm sure, like anything, they were doing journalism
to some extent and then they're like, I don't know, man,
it's literally all about clicks, and now we can just
do fucking stealth branded articles.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
They were like Peabody nominated like ten years ago, and
then they just like devolved into this. Brian, you bring
up a good point, stealth, he's eve you mean fuck?
You mean? All right? That was gonna do it for Thursday,
July thirty first, That was gonna do it for July.
(25:15):
We're back tomorrow for August, whole whole ass other month
that we're gonna be starting off with. Uh, you said it, man,
I did damn say call that ship said that July
thirty first, Man, I said, we got a whole ass
other month coming. Hey, you money on that.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I'm feeling a little frisky, man, I'll put fucking seven
racks on that.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
The world's gonna end tonight. Let me let me hedge.
Let me hedge on that. Until then, be kind to
each other, kind to yourself, get your vaccines where you
still can't get your flu shots, don't do nothing about
white supremacy. And we will talk to y'all tomorrow. Bye bye.
The Daily is I Guys as Executive produced by Catherine Law,
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co produced by Bee Wayne, co produced by Victor Wright,
co written by J. M McNabb, and edited and engineered
by Brian Jefferies.
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Hereddit. Trendy. Hmm,
that's right, they're all talking about it. It's the it's
the number one trending thing right now. For some reason,
this movie eleven years ago, longer eight eight years ago.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
She's got a career ahead of her, I tell you, Tony. Yeah,
a revelation.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Mm hmmm. I just watched Hereditary and it's trending in
my heart. That's my name is Jack got over. There
is Miles g. Thank you, my mother, your mother. I
am his serving mother.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I am serving mothership. I am serving Joe Rogan's comedy mothership.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I saw somebody wearing that shirt recently. Cool shirt. Yeah,
I saw shirt bro.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I see people with like kill Tony shit on sometimes
freek fuck he sucks.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You sure about that? You sure about that? That's okay,
that's okay, that's okay. That's your right to have shitty
taste on things that are trending with other people besides me.
There is, of course, the South Park season premiere last week. Yeah,
from last week. But we do, we do, it will be.
(01:19):
It will be trending with me in seven years when
I watch it. I do things on a seven year curve.
That's why this is such a good such a good
farmer host for a trending news podcast. The South Park
season premiere is set records for numbers dating in terms
(01:41):
of cable audience share. It had the biggest share of
cable audience viewers since nineteen ninety nine. That's for people
watching that live I'm guessing I think it's live and
then streaming on their particular streaming platform, right right, oh right.
They put all that data. Attracted five point nine million
(02:01):
viewers across Comedy Central and the Paramount Plus streaming service
last week, which I feel like those numbers are low.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Well, I think you can't track how many people purely
just watched the clips and didn't watch the whole episode.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
They just got to the fucking ooh, would you talking
about Trump parts? You know what I mean? Like, I
didn't watch a full episode.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I just watched all the clips that they put out
on their YouTube channel.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
They just seem to be all anyone was talking about
last week, and not just at the liberal coffee shop
that I go to, but also at the best pro
shops that I go to to spy on what Maggot
Country is do gun World even gun World. I went
to gun World for a little bit. They were all
(02:46):
talking about it, B and B guns. But yeah, it
just seemed like it went hyper viral.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
It's the equivalent of a kid saying fuck you to
the teacher in class and everyone.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Goes ooh, and you go, you want to see it?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
The funny thing was, you know, so it comes out Wednesdays,
so what yesterday would have been season two?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
They're like, the first episode. Oh really, yeah, I just
ran it back.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I mean they do that, they skip weeks like South
Park does that. But it's just funny even for like
what's the next episode, Like we're not gonna have an
episode this week, but instead enjoy that one again.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Well, they have a Charlie Kirk episode coming out that
that is the next episode is gonna be Cartman takes
on like the personality of Charlie Kirk. But I guess
I don't know what exactly happened. I know that they're
always like making the episode up to the very last second. Yeah,
so maybe the corporate parents. We're not we're not thrilled
(03:46):
with how that episode has nothing to do with that.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
It was purely just like their normal kind of flow
of production or they're like, yeah, don't worry, we're coming back.
And in this episode, Donald Trump will be just tugging
off Satan at a dinner under the table. So they're
not I don't think they're hitting the brakes.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Nice, they're just doing the hits. They're playing the hits
for the first doing the hits exactly. You should just
be tugging away at Lucifer during a charity dinner. How
could you not? And how could you not be? All right,
let's check them with the Democrats, where are they at? Well,
it's just a lot of headlines.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
This week was from Pete Boudhajedge, who no doubt is
going to run in twenty twenty eight based on how
he's been positioning himself on like the news and just
like these sort of quotes he's been giving. But his
last thing was sort of like the Democratic Party cannot
look the same in post Trump, like if we're going
to get past this, like there's no way, And he
sort of like the main thing people latched onto is
(04:44):
this sort of quote where he was like, yeah, we
lost in twenty twenty four because the Democrats are so
hooked on the fucking status quo and people hate that shit.
So like trying to like rebuild whatever has been destroyed
by Trump is not the way out of this, Like
it's about providing like a new vision of the few
from like those are the right words? Now are those
the right What are the policies? How do they apply
(05:05):
to the world exactly exactly? Like I mean, you know,
I think we've seen the example of from Zorn my
very good friend Zuneman Denny, how like doing a full
frontal attack on inequity is a winning formula.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
But are the Democrats willing to do that work?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Because you know, there's already like the land developers in
like New York who are like trying to find another
candidate to get behind with all their money.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
That isn't zoriin Mamdani.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
So right now, I think one of the biggest moral
issues facing the party is like obviously they're embrace of
Israel as they continue to systematically, you know, starve Palestinians
in Gaza and pretend that the world isn't watching. Like
a new We've talked about all the polling that's around
that how the sentiment is shifting. You know, new poll
shows that the Democrats voters are more sympathetic to Palestinians
(05:58):
than they are Israelis, with sixty percent like I'm more
sympathetic to Palestinian people, and only twelve percent saying I'm
more sympathetic to the Israeli people twelve percent, twelve percent,
And like that's down from I don't know, like seventy
Like I mean, like within the twenty decade, twenty seventeen,
it was something like forty five percent of the support
(06:19):
was going towards Israeli people.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Like, but this was before you, like people were.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Just generally yeah, I think, yeah, that's what it is, right,
But now that's the right answer. But now that you're
seeing starvation, famine, genocide in four k, it's gone the
other way. And it's funny, like even on CNN they're like, Wow,
this dramatic shift. It's like this shit didn't happen fucking
like at the snap of a finger. Like this has
been something people have been paying attention to at a
(06:43):
minimum since October of twenty twenty three. And so now
the rather than go with like the morally right thing
and and the NonStop arm shipments to the Israeli government,
the Democrats are putting more time into winning back voters
quote unquote by like thinking they just need to do
more podcasts or say the word fuck out loud in
(07:03):
news hits. So you know, I don't know the first
step to like upending the status quo should be to
stop arming Israel.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
That feels like a win.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
You know, you're you're you're not providing more arms to
do harm to innocent people. Uh, the only danger in
that region, as we've seen to other people, has been
Israel in terms of how offensive in nature. Yeah, they
are with like these militaristic campaigns. So you know that
seems like some loaf hanging fucking fruit. And you know,
(07:34):
it's not that the actions of the Israeli government are
popular by any stretch. So like, let go of the
fear of being primary by like a pac Like what
are they gonna do run ads that say you are
anti child starvation at this point, you know, like it's you.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
This is a bad look for it wakes. So we
haven't looked specifically at how that tests that we get.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, we need to see how cut to DNC headquarters.
I mean can they get us with that the tight
child starvation thing? Is there a way they can get
us on I don't know. But they had the fucking
opportunity to do the right thing and begin to turn
away from business as usual when Bernie Sanders introduced another
bill to block arm sales. Uh. But nineteen Democratic senators
joined the GOP to keep the bullets and bombs flowing.
(08:18):
And again, this bill was never gonna pop past the House.
And we know the Democrats love a symbolic vote.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You know you'd love that. Well, we know, let's get
people on paper. They're just worried about ing on the
record as being on the right side of history on this. Yeah,
well you I mean, you sealed it.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
And shame on these nineteen fucking senators Michael Bennett, Richard Blumenthal,
Corey Booker, Marurie Campbell, Chris Coons, Catherine Cortez Masto, John Fetterman, Jillibrand,
Maggie Hassen, John hick and Looper, John ossof Alex Padilla,
Gary Peters, Jack Red, Jackie Rose, and Adam Schiff, Chuck Schumer,
Mark Warner, Ron Wyden.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Fucking els like you of the most powerful people in
the Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
These votes revealed to us how unserious they are. You
can't even symbolically vote to say, hey, maybe we should
stop enabling this shit because it would be a maybe
because it wouldn't fucking do anything because the votes aren't
there in the house. But holy shit, like fucking figure
it out. Like then then I Kamala Harris has like
(09:21):
a book she's she's teasing that's gonna come out this fall,
but like one hundred and seven days, like what I learned,
and you're just gonna be like it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Be something to hear. How that what went wrong? Yeah, yeah,
I'm uh yeah with baited breath, i'd be crazy. She
was like, yeah, I don't know. Like we seem to
have a spark at first when we had like progressive
policies and then like all these people were like, we
gotta court the chainey vote specifically, like get the Cheneys
to vote for us. Seemed to be the they said, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
It was the moment when I lined up the polling
and support numbers. It we were ahead of Trump. We
had a huge boost, and then we started going.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Down after that.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
It was weird, and especially for all the fucking you know,
vote blue no matter who freaks or like it.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Was guys of Gaza and people have their votes back.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
From guys like, no, it was so many fucking things,
but trust me, not fucking actually acknowledging the suffering of
Palestinian people. That was that was that that definitely you
could put that in the L column. That did not
help you with anyone.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, I don't think I don't think that was great.
Seem completely unprincipled, just unrelated, but related. Corey Bookers like
audition tape for the West Wing where he like stands
there and he's like, I stand for New Jersey. I
stand with the cops of New Jersey. It's we. You know,
we've talked about the starvation and the continued siege of Gaza,
(10:42):
but uh, even Donald Trump seems to be admitting that
there is starvation in God. Like so Nett and Yahoo
predictably denied not only that Israel is intentionally starving Gaza,
but that there is starvation in God at all. He said,
there is no policy of starvation in Gaza, and there
(11:04):
there is no starvation in Gaza. Interesting, that's how can
there be starvation in Gaza if there's no Gaza. That's
that's my question. Also at Burger King, I like to
get double whoppers. The claim was refuted by the Israeli
military itself, seeingor Israeli military officials said there's no evidence that.
So his claim is like, we try and give them
(11:26):
food and Hamas keeps stealing it.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I saw him on the on full send exactly.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
And then the Israeli military itself was like, actually, we
don't have evidence of that. The actual cause of food
shortage is Israel's continued military siege against Gaza, including blockade
against supplies that would allow gaz and bakeries to produce food.
They just like won't, won't allow that to happen. And
(11:54):
then you know, when they lift the blockage, it's extremely slow,
which like is speed at which they approve trucks and
food entering. So Donald Trump died in lollicle like my god,
I'm just sorry going. When Donald Trump was asked whether
he agreed with Netanyahu that reports of starvation were lies,
(12:15):
Trump said, I don't know. Those children look very hungry.
That's real starvation stuff. That's real starvation stuff. That's a
starvation stuff. CRUs pizza, dude.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Okay, that's that's my quote as the leader of the
quote unquote free world.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
The fact is like, that's real starvation stuff. Is like
some of the strongest condemnation of this genocide that we've
had from the US government is pretty depressing.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, all, Like, I want to see a fucking ad
where you put the footage in front of a Democratic
senator or congressman and be like, what the fuck is
going on in your brain when you look at this?
Because any other human being looks at this and goes,
what the fuck am I looking at? Why am I
looking at this level of suffering, this level of absolute
(13:06):
inhumane treatment of people, And you guys are fucking like
you're you're literally co signing this with your votes.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, oh, I got my head down, I got my
hat man, get these fucking like you know, these people.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Need to get primaried at best, Please retire, get the
fuck out of here, because I don't know if you've seen,
like even the footage of the people when they are
allowed to go to these aid distribution sites. The fucking
sheer humanity of it all is, I've not even seen
anything depicted like this in a fucking fictitious film, Like
(13:40):
the level of desperation that I see in people's faces
as they try and feed themselves and their families as
they go through like a like a storm of bullets
to try and get fucking food.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah. Sure, but yeah, make your vote.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
So you can let everybody know you're I'm I'm.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I stand with Israel.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Uh and then yeah, Corey Booker also stands with the police.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
We get it all, all of yep. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I'm a shout out to the others who you know,
at least were like, this is maybe a bridge too
far for even my conscience.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
By the way, Donald Trump didn't have like a Christmas
Carol style reckoning with his hand in genocide. He's still
being like, I mean, still, nobody's done anything good over there.
The whole place is a mess.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, that's what I hate about the headlines I've read
about like they're like, oh, Trump rethinking Gaza policy, Trump
shocked at level of quote real starvation stuff, and then
you read it's like, yeah, but nothing's Yeah, it's like
a lot of it's just like with Joe Biden, it's
just like hand ringing and at best they are thinking
of alternatives.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
But we're going to be dealing with Israel, and we
think they can do a good job of it. Is
what is still where he stands. So all right, let's
take a quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back.
(15:07):
And I thought this headline said Trump to receive presidential
fitness test, that was so fucking great. Would would that
would break ratings records? Just watching him try to do
a pull up.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Oh my god, dude, I'd rather look at his AI
fucking micro dick over and over then watch.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
This ryper dick was actually just I think Trey Parker's
finger with a rubber band around it. Oh yeah, there
wasn't AI, right, that wasn't Yeah, that was just somebody's finger.
Oh well, that was a hot finger. But he's going
to bring it back, this test of children that he
wouldn't have been able to complete in the past thirty years,
(15:49):
I'm guessing. But he wants every young American to have
the opportunity to emphasize healthy, active lifestyles, creating a culture
of strength and excellence for years to come. This is
like part of RFKS thing where he's like everything was
the result of you know, obesity, Like it's just your fault, yeah,
(16:11):
and you like. And they're also planning to launch a
new online health service that will like consolidate your medical
records across health systems. But they are not doing this
with any sort of like pumped up spending or like
you know, funding a governmental program. They're just teaming up
with a bunch of existing like private companies like Google, Amazon, Apple,
(16:35):
and United Health.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yeah, so that'll go wrong with their to just have
We've seen how companies treat our private information as I'm
constantly bombarded with fucking spam calls. Now that they'll get
really specific about talking about your medical conditions as they
scam you.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Uh yeah, that'll be great. Yeah, that's gonna be that's
gonna be bad. The White House is weighing in on
the Sydney Sweeney jeans controversy. Predictably, they probably said what fuck? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah yeah. Basically, White House Director of Communication Stephen Chung,
our guy, saddest man in America, Yeah, has dubbed the
(17:13):
fallout over the recent American Eagle advertisements during Sidney Sweeney bullshit.
He says, cancel culture, run am mock. This warped, maronic
and dense liberal thinking is a big reason why Americans
voted the way they did in twenty twenty four. They're
tired of this bullshit. How can both parties be so
fucking off on how this election went down. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(17:36):
we fucking sick. You're sick of the fucking woke.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Well an, they're sick of being fucking poor and exploited, Okay,
but go off and being Then the other.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Side is like, it's because we didn't go to the
center enough.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Ah, Jesus Christ, it's so fucking tiring.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
But yeah, sure, man.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
It's because Sidney Sweeney's too hot for liberals or some shit.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah, guys, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I mean, it's just interesting to see it, like just
the discourse around the this this ad campaign where it's
like one version is like zoomed out from outer space.
You're like, yeah, it's a fucking punt. It's about her
jeans and she's wearing denim jeans. You zoom in and say,
hold on, though we live in we live in a
country where white supremacy is like the default now, like
(18:22):
the by right, like because of the government, especially this administration,
not that it ever wasn't, but truly being like sorry, y'all, like.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
It's this is what it is now.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Mask off to then have a fucking commercial with someone
like you know, who fits these sort of like aryan
goddess stereotype it it hits.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
People's brains a little bit differently, but yeah, yeah, just
feels it feels like, I don't know. Sometimes you have
to look at like ad campaigns within the cultural context
that they're created and intended, and this one feels a
little bit like they were like, I mean, it's not
not an to getting those people on board, yeah, not
(19:03):
aimed at getting a mad Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Well yeah, And you see their reaction, they're like, yes,
fucking finally.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yeah, exactly, finally an end to the woke ads.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
With someone with a what was it, someone with an
oversized bottom or something.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
It was like someone weird fucking comment I worried about that. Yeah, uh,
And finally there's a new We was like, yeah, the
last story is going to be some junk that like bullshit.
This is from Parade magazine? Do you Parade magazine? Like
coming in the newspaper? Yeah, what is this? And they
(19:43):
had that front section where like a woman with a
genius i Q would answer your questions and her answers
were just like the most conventional. It was just like
Anne Landers, but they were like this woman tested with
a genius i Q. Right, ask Marilyn or something. Anyways,
you really took umbrage to that. Huh, are you like,
(20:03):
what do you know Maryland? You know shit Marylynd?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, ask Maryland by Marilyn Voss Savant.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I mean her name was Savant. Yeah, nominal determinism, Yeah, exactly,
Like I better keep taking this test until I can
game it enough to test as a jewel. So her
whole thing.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
She has the highest recorded IQ in the Guinness Book
of World Records, damn son, So I love that, super
just easy.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Like this lady with the highest IQ. Now she her
personal life is a fucking mess. But is there anything? Yeah, anyways,
what they're reporting on. Somebody went to an Albertson's grocery
store and spotted a new light blue and white share
sized bag of Eminem's that is cookies and cream flavor,
(20:49):
and people are intrigued. Take all my money now. One
fan replied, they taste like the end of the ice
cream cones with chocolate in them. Second shared the second
that the second one is a child. That's a baby.
That's a baby. It is the end of an ice
cream yea, babies and putting microphones in their face a
(21:15):
yummy before a third said they're quote definitely good. Yeah, journalism,
and the.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Fourth replied with hands pinched together and touching them together
more more.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
If the child signed, hmmm, I don't want to get
my hopes up, someone else quipped, but they sound good,
loll So anyway is this like?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
What what how do you feel about? I feel like
cookies and cream kind of flavors can be really hit
or miss, real hit or miss. It's like a chemical
taste that I feel. It can be really fucking bad.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
And also.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
The Eminem's when the middle ain't crunchy. Yeah, I'm not
always a fan of this ship. I had like a
brownie one that they had recently.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
It was just like, so with you, I don't like.
I also don't like the peanut butter ones. And I
know that's a controversial take that pieces a better peanut
butter in the middle than they do, So like, why
would I do this? Those always make me. They have
not hit that balance where I can keep eating Eminem
peanut butter without feeling sick, Like I feel sick a
(22:21):
third of the way through the bag, baby, Yeah, whereas
Eminem peanuts I could eat for three days in a row.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I'll unhinge my jaw and swallow a whole bag like
a fucking anaconda.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah, Eminem, peanuts are dangerous, but like so the thing
that would be working against this one in my mind
is eminem pretzels should be good. We're not good.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yeah, the crunchy middle ones were good, like the Crunchies,
Middles crunchies, those kind of crick.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
That's what you need.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
And I think I learned about the pretzel ones from
watching Hard Not when Rex Ryan was.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
The coach of the Jets, because he kept housing them and.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I was like, this should have been better than they
were the way Rex Ryan sold me.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I was like, I love it. The opposite of a
celebrity indoors. You're like the fuck dude easy. He's like,
you guys seen these like you're eating the bag. Anyways.
I can see these going either way. But Parade seems
to say they taste like the end of an ice
(23:28):
cream cone with chocolate in them.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
So it's wowing fans shocked, mouth agape a gope.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
They're saying that they might be exclusive to Albertson's. This
is being like reported like it's a crime. Like it's
like early reports from.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
I whispy great to write for Parade because They're like,
don't even fucking write anything of substance. If if it
has any kind of commentary, we're gonna fucking get fired.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
You know what do you got? Oh? Great? What's this new?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
One Wayfair has an awesome five hundred dollar night stand
on sale for one hundred two dollars. Great swish. Another
remoted what do you got for me? In the food section?
Pepbridge farm span favorite Goldfish Flavor collab is gonna come
back really soon.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Perfect, You're the now the editor in chief, the number
one trending stories here, you're the top trending stories on parade.
Betty Crocker Unleash's spooky new collab for limited time, Betty Crocker.
They've got the latest drop on Betty Crocker's collabs. Shit dude.
Costco's fan favorite pie is three dollars off and it's
(24:35):
the sweetest deal right now. Target's new Heart and Hand
kitchen drop is so esthetically pleasing, it's just wild.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I'm like, I'm sure, like anything, they were doing journalism
to some extent and then they're like, I don't know, man,
it's literally all about clicks, and now we can just
do fucking stealth branded articles.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
They were like Peabody nominated like ten years ago, and
then they just like devolved into this. Brian, you bring
up a good point, stealth, he's eve you mean fuck?
You mean? All right? That was gonna do it for Thursday,
July thirty first, That was gonna do it for July.
(25:15):
We're back tomorrow for August, whole whole ass other month
that we're gonna be starting off with. Uh, you said it, man,
I did damn say call that ship said that July
thirty first, Man, I said, we got a whole ass
other month coming. Hey, you money on that.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I'm feeling a little frisky, man, I'll put fucking seven
racks on that.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
The world's gonna end tonight. Let me let me hedge.
Let me hedge on that. Until then, be kind to
each other, kind to yourself, get your vaccines where you
still can't get your flu shots, don't do nothing about
white supremacy. And we will talk to y'all tomorrow. Bye bye.
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