August 13, 2025 • 59 mins
In episode 1913, Miles and guest co-host Pallavi Gunalan are joined by comedian behind the new comedy special From The Future, Fabrizio Copano, to discuss… Can’t Have A Sh*tty Economy If There’s No Data To Analyze!, NO... AI Jesus Chatbots Are Predatory?! JD Vance Continues To Be A Sh*tty Dad and more!
- Can’t Have A Sh*tty Economy If There’s No Data To Analyze!
- NO... AI Jesus Chatbots Are Predatory?!
- JD Vance Continues To Be A Sh*tty Dad
- JD Vance says he used Grok to help make a customized children's book
- Katie Miller is leaving Musk World to start a podcast for conservative moms
- JD Vance Told His Son to ‘Shut The Hell Up’ About Pokemon While Talking to Trump
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
How is Denmark? Why have I not asked you about that?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's sick everyone's.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Oh I thought, okay.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
They're fucking stick over there, there's fucking you.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Became Italian Americans.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, oh oh, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Tulips and chocolate?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
It is that Denmark?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
No, that's Holland.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh okay, okay, that was the most American thing ever said?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Tips and chocolate Mark.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Oh that's a different American good chocolate.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I know, Copenhagen. Yeah, man, that's the gr.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I thought Denmark had good chocolate too. No, I feel
like all.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Those Norwegian Yeah, they eat they eat well over there,
they eat organic things, their juices taste different.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
They're grid Well, it's not my fault. They don't know
how to season with microplastics. Okay, just can you.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Just put it? You put it in a pepper grinder.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Just yeah, that's literally what I do with my water bottles.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Oh god, yeah, I moved to steel.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Oh you move to steel bits in your water you're
putting a lug nut in there and just grinding it up.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Anytime I walk near magnets, my tummy hurts. Hello the Internet,
and welcome to Season four to one, episode three of
the dailies, guys, are production of iHeartRadio. This is the
podcast where we take a deep dive into America's shared
(01:35):
sordid consciousness. It is August thirteenth. It's National Prosecco Day
and National Filet Mignon Day. So if you're a billionaire
on the yacht, get fucked. But you probably enjoyed this today,
and we love that for you. My name is Miles
Gray AKAA, the Lord of Lancashim. I don't have a
long AKA today because I'm still still jet lacked. Okay,
(01:56):
I'm still jet lacked. Okay, I'm getting used to the
time difference. And also the child is not sleeping very well.
So I'm my jet back is continued, is augmented. But
I am thrilled to introduce my co host, a talented
I don't know, just scientist, science communicator, biologer, I think
is one way to put it. Euro biology fantastic comedian.
(02:20):
You might know them. You should know them from their
monthly facial recognition comedy show. You should know them from
all the funny shit that they do. You probably even
remember them. What was that commercial where you were was
that two potato? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You were a potato, not fucking tubious pluto bitch.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Oh my bad, bad you was the potato in that
commercial and also a potato. Also one of my favorite
guest co hosts and guests, please welcome to the microphone poly.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I did my own sound like the most annoying teacher. Hey,
I'm pubab Aka, the diva of docsing. Miles's on Lankership
Go there, now, go there, now make noises. See if
you can hear it in.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
The podcast you I'm outside there usually, so if you
are out like Lankersham and Magnolia, check for me around.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Adopting yourself, you get friends.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
It's pathetic, but you know what it's It's better than
doing drugs, you know, just self doxing, hoping somebody shows
up and says hi, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yesterday I went to a movie with my dad. Shout
out my dad, and we were in line and I
saw one of the actors from the like the young
girls from Freaking Your Friday, like in line, and I'm like,
it's such an la thing to go to an AMC
and like the star of a movie is like there,
(03:44):
especially like the younger kids, because I bring all their I.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Was watching her she went to go see I.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Didn't see for your Friday, but she was like in line.
But like oftentimes people like throw little parties where they
like rent out like twenty seats with their friends or whatever.
Like I saw the Kid from the Boys at an
AMC one time. I'm like, this is like Nicole Kidman
was right, like this is magical exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
You really do feel you can you feel heartache in
a place like this, I.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Do, like sith I get out of work and into
the yard playing with their friends.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Well, look, Paula Vi, we are very very honored today
to have a very fantastic guest. Look this is we
have illustrious guests. We have people that are better than
us on usually and this today's guest is no different. Okay,
this man is actually the first South American comedian to
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shoot an original comedy special for Netflix. As a writer
is a director, Okay, out here acting, out here, making
comedic films, out here making comedic specials. Now, if you
speak Spanish, you might be very familiar with his stand
up comedy work already. But if you are like me
and only speak a little bit of Spanish because you
grew up in La and it's not enough to folksally
understand a full Spanish language comedy set. You're in luck
(05:00):
because his first English language comedy special is out now.
It's called from the Future. Please Welcome to the microphone,
the famous, talented, the hilarious.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Thank you so much for having me. I'm just listening
to you, guys.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
I it's just going to stay in silence the entire
Time's gonna be playing.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
That weird King game on his phone all time.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
What's the King game?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Don't you see those like celebrities playing the aren't they
like you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
I know what you're talking I don't think I don't
think it's a real game. I think he's always like
an ad neal.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, I feel that way about like the Dirty Girl
where she has like the hair and like you, she
have to get her ready or whatever, and then all.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
These weird spamps that.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Show even child you don't understand what the hell we're
talking about.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Well, I know about online slop games that are ads
that they will you try and download it. That's not
the fucking game. I just never heard of the dirty girl.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
One you've never heard of like the dirt the one
with the dirty girl where she like shaves and then
her boyfriend cheats on her and she's crying and stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Are you freaking the algorithm? Algorithm just send that to you?
I think.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Wait, you know, like her name is Paulavi and she's
like trying to follow her dreams and then she can
and like she's boyfriends like galivanting around Europe, having Barcelona
ra Yeah, subdosing.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I was hitting them up. I gave him some recommendations. Wait,
so the king okay?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
I know?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Because the other one, there's the one where like all
the soldiers go through them gates and then like they
multiply and their shooting ship and then like a big
fucking god.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
This one was like like a goofy king, and recently
they came out with like another weird king. And like
celebrities are pushing the ads on this. Have you seen
this with Brizzio? Like Wh're like celebrities are like advertising
these types of games, like this is a sign of
the recession.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Yeah, I mean what kind of celebrities are we talking about?
The once we're waiting outside for your Fridays or.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You come a straight up trial.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Hey, you know, anybody can get fucking they can get
hit with a stranger. I didn't want to say you
can get touched out here because I didn't want to.
I mean, that's that. Yeah, that nomenclature did not really
apply well to that situation. However, Fabrizio, Uh, their special
is fantastic, Uh for that being your first English leang,
I'm like, bro, this motherfucker's funny as hell? Was that?
(07:29):
What was the process like for you being like, you
know what, I've done it all in Spanish. Now let
me come over here and now let people know how
funny I can be in English? Was that daunting or
did it just feel like a natural progression, because I
from I surmised, as you said in your special, you
are married to an American, you are now a citizen,
And was that just sort of a natural process or
(07:50):
was that something you're kind of like had a goal
to do.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
I mean, I think as a comic, you want to
be in like the most in the most uh challenging
side of the business. So I always assume that New
York was the place to be, you know, because of
all this comedy specialism and all the metology around comedy.
So I wanted to do to go to New York
do comedy English and prove myself that I was able
to do it, and uh yeah, And I started thinking
(08:15):
about that when I was thirteen or something, and I
truly started the process a couple of years ago of like, okay,
I can I think I can do an hour, you know,
I think they can put together an hour and uh yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I mean.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
The funny thing is like I started like translating jokes
because I thought it was the way to go, you know,
and then I realized, like, not not really. So now
I have like two sets in my brain, like one
for South America, one for the US, and some jokes overlap.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
But it's kind of have two.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Different brains right right right for comedy, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Not the rest of the time, the first of them
I have half one, but for comedy I have two.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah that's good.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It's like, if you use like more than ten percent
of your brain, you could do comedy in other languages.
Did you guys hear that?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
I mean, you get some pro teams that we're selling
at the end of the show, and ye vitamins that this.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
And yes, we will be plugging your nutraceuticals at the end.
I told you, And I think I told your manager
we would have time to plug your nutraceuticals at the end.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
My lingual vitamins I call themingual if you take them
every morning, Uh.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well for me. So we're gonna get to know you
a little bit better. First, we're gonna let people know
a little bit, a little bit about what we're going
to be talking about. First, just to check in with
our economy. It's not good. But guess what, you can't
have a shitty economy if there's no data to analyze,
and that is exactly what the Trump administration is moving
to do. So we'll talk about that. And I'm sorry
(09:40):
for everybody I know. I talked a big game about
jesus Ai chat box and how they were the future
of our salvation and how they're all knowing and wise.
There someone just did a quick just gander at some
like the top five jesus Ai chatbots. They apparently suck,
and it breaks my heart to hear. Really, I had
a lot of lot of faith in the jesus Ai chatbots.
(10:02):
We'll check in with the mayoral race in New York.
Your special was in New York for Rito, so we
will check in to see how Andrew Cuomo is just
failing terribly to try and attack Zora Mumdanie for looking old.
And then we'll talk about the vice president JD. Vance
and his interview that he had with Steven Miller's wife
(10:22):
where we learned all kinds of shit like how he's
a terrible father, and also Stephen Miller has a discussing
habit of eating mayonnaise, and we will talk about all
of that and plenty more. But first, for Rizio, what
is something from your search history that's revealing about who
you are? What you're into right now?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
That the CGI?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
That's my new obsession is like seeing the curve how
CGI used to be amazing at the beginning of the
early like in early thousands, and now kind of crash
because of the Marvel movies and.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Destroy l industry of CGI.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
So I love to watch these videos of like how
they tried to fix it later and it still looks horrible.
So BATGGI, that's my new thing.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Okay, Can I introduce you to before Marvel movies, the
original problem with CGI Lollywood movies? Can I introduce you
to that? Because that's a whole other Ye.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
I wasn't aware of this, No, I didn't know this.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Are you the laws of physics?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Are you saying you like campy CGI or you are
You're sort of fascinated with how there was an arc
where like it used to be good and then suddenly
it fell off a cliff and people are like scrambling
to make that.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
That's for me the most interesting part.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Yeah, it's like these Transformers movies, like they look amazing
compare with all these Marvel movies because clearly, like there's
no enough CGI people in the world to meet all
these CGI effects every week for every TV show, for
every single movie.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
So yeah, it looks horrible.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
And they also like are making so many of those
in succession that they like meeting those deadlines. They're like,
let's just throw this together, let's just do this.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, it turns out not a great industry, especially for
like the amount of time that people have to put
into it. But hey, AI, will I think solve that right?
Because all the A I see is really fucking bad.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I mean all the all of the extra teeth and
fingers are like really beautiful in all these movies. They
just start creating superheroes with their like multi teeth man, Yeah, what.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
What if we what if we start like truly believing
that that's the beauty standander, like the new beauty Starter.
People start like getting surgery to look like there's like
their AI version.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah I bet.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
That's yeah, I mean so I feel like that's right
around the corner already happening.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
There were people who like were addicted to their Snapchat
filter face and then went to like a plastic surgeon
to be like I'm trying to get I'm trying to
look like this Snapchat filter and the doctors with bunny ears.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, that feels like a dumb the version. Yeah, my
tongue I have to roll back into my mouth.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, she goes in.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
For the letter box movies on top of my head.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I'm totally in a twenty four girly fabrito. What's something
you think is underrated?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Cleepy from Microsoft word, Yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Mean because now with all this EI thinks is like
cleepy new his limitations, you know, like, yeah, I'm smart,
but you know what, I don't know enough about everything.
Just asked me about how to change some stuff here
in the page. But I know who I am. I'm
happy with who I am. I don't need more. And
we need to go back to those times.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
AI has done in Kruger syndrome, where it thinks it
doesn't like it doesn't know enough, and then it thinks
it knows more and it just fills in the space.
But Clippy Clippy has self.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Aware, good amount of truly self aware, healthy amount of
imposter syndrome. Clippy Clippy wasn't about to be like, oh,
you want my take on the American Civil War? And
it's like good, no, no, no, we didn't ask you that.
We didn't ask you that. I need to know how
sleep will never Clepy will never do that. No.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Clip will be like, that's not I don't know. I mean,
I'm not I'm not part of that conversation. Guys, what happens.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
If you do it?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Would you like, would you like to write a letter
indicative of the American Civil War?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
It's like, Clippy, what do we do about falling birth
rates for white people in the United States of America?
Go And it's like, hey, man, you want to.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
It's just starting board wing dings, swastikas all over your page.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
You want to print? You want to print something instead
of thinking all this, just just.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Print this, like just keeping you focused. Yeah, stop with
the distraction. Man, just fucking I'm here to do Microsoft
work type ship. Okay, fucking AI propaganda bullshit. If for recent,
what's something you think is overrated dogs?
Speaker 4 (14:59):
I I think I think they are. I know it's
it's it's a it's a difficult conversation, but go ahead.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Be strong.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
I I can't. This is what happened. This is what happened.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
When you try to push a narrative, you're pushing a
narrative that makes no sense.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
And I know this is like.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
My water over to my dog's gonna lick it up.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Okay, we'll see.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Well I'm not.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
I mean, I like dogs. I don't disagree that they're great,
but I think they were over using them. They're in everything.
There's too many stickers, there's too many movies with dogs.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
There's too there's too many little emoji doggy Like.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
I think what we're talking about a second ago about
the filters, dude, Like, let's let them be just dogs,
you know, Like I think as a culture, we're just
using them.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
To dogifying ourselves.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
So you're saying we've hit a saturation point with our dog,
that the symbology of the dog is everywhere and we
need to move.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
On we are so dissatisfied with humanity that we're projecting
dogs onto humans.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
And it's like they're better and they're better than humans.
He's like, of course, you know what, because they're not humans.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
That's why they got me in.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
The first half. You got me in the first half.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
I have to say, yeah, because they're not humans. Man,
it's easy to be better than a human when you're
not a human.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Right exactly. It's like comparatively, it's like, man, this turtle
is so much better than all of us. It's like, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Feel about being unsuccessful. I'm like, yeah, I'm not a CEO,
but at least I'm not a CEO, you know what
I mean. I'm not balluting anything. I'm I'm successful. I've
done way better than the most successful people you've seen
because at some point they're compromising ship.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, you're bringing more joy too for me. So do
you feel there's like a is there an animal that
should be we should be elevating in place of the dog?
Like the dog is yesterday? What do you.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Worship at the al? A golden What do you got?
Red panda? What do you got?
Speaker 5 (17:21):
I think we should start instead of like just pushing
animals so hard because they have lives to live. We
should just like go for chairs, like like we should
push objects and object or favorite thing.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, they are Like honestly, a chair
is doing less damage than a human for sure. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, oh yeah, much smaller carbon foot. But you know.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
You can see in them.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Mm hmmm, they have a purpose.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
I mean chairs, dude, Like, let's let's let's go for chairs.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Man.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
I know, no way is joining this movement. Yeah, but
I'm trying to, you know, get it started.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Super chairs in the next Superman movie, you know what
I mean, inspiring James Gunn super chair exactly exactly, And
it's like I modeled this chair after my chair at
home that I rescued.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Alright, we're gonna take a quick break and when we
come back, we'll talk about some news after this. And
we're back, and let's just check in with mister Donald's.
(18:36):
Trump's economy, Oh not doing well. Wages still low, prices
continue to be high. The tariffs aren't causing more winning. No.
Sadly though, because the president is an old man that
has to live in a fantasy world to soothe his ego,
he has found a solution to everyone talking about bad
(18:56):
jobs numbers and that is to just stop just stop
awarding them all the time. That's the way around it.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
If we don't, that's how I would go back bank account.
That's how I deal with me and Trump look at
the mini economy the same way.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Can we all start just like firing or banks? We don't,
we don't like, we don't like this what I'm seeing here.
I create balance, So just do.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Overdraft overdraft no no, no, no, no, you abide and
hold over. Okay, you need to be fired?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Like was it an Eastern European country where like civilians
were like robbing the banks because they were like holding
their money or whatever, and everybody outside was cheering them on.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
There was a clip on Reddit. Yeah, we're a dude,
like very casually just rolled into a bank and the
people in the bank were like, we know he's not
here for us. They're like, yeah, get.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
There were like seven bank robberies in like a week
or something, and one of them was like a woman
who needed money to pay for her sisters like cancer
care or something. But everybody, I'm like, this is what
we need, this is what America needs everybody like takes
a billionaire and shakes out their pockets. You know what
I mean, we're taking in the background, cheering it all.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I mean for as you said in your special, you
know we're not We're doing our coups all wrong. We
need the army, you know. Yeah, that's the way it works.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
That's we're not even us. How do how do we
win the army over I don't.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Know, dogs.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Chairs?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I think, Okay, you just sound like a w W
E fan, that's all you're like.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
I'm pretty sure they're more connected with my sentiment than
yours right now, like they're more than.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, a thousand I'm.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Fighting meal ground here. Sorry, exactly to the army.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
They're sitting on dogs. God damn, it's all wrong about that.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
So the last commissioner of the Bureau of Labor Statistics
was a woman named Erica mcintarf, and she was fucking
fired when the July jobs report came out because it
basically revealed how bad the job market is. It's stalling
out and hasn't looked like this since December of twenty twenty.
So Trump just fucking fired her.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
This is my thing. I think the job market it's
it's so woke. That's the problem.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
That's why they have to you know, having a job.
It's kind of like a woke thing. I don't know,
it's like all.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
These different kinds of jobs. That's like diversity, equity inclusion, right,
that's liked GI shit, Like why do we need so many?
Why can't we just have emails outside babies? Why can't
there be three jobs?
Speaker 5 (21:36):
I think, I think, Yeah, this whole thing is is
is destroying America. Like having a job is the reason
why kids aren't getting into fentanyl. So I think it's
time to unwoke the job market.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
That's that's what they're doing. Actually, I think.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
That's Look, that's why I say you need one job.
Oh wait, so you want me to have multiple jobs,
a sort of a diverse plurality of jobs. That how's
whoa no, no, no, no, no, we're not doing this. We're
not doing this. We're not doing this. So now, the
person being considered to replace her is the one of
the economic architects of Project twenty twenty five, some dick
(22:13):
head named EJ ANDTONI And why do they have not
real names?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Macintarfer and e j Antony.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Macintarfer names of Felians, Like all they have names of
bad people.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, but they're like villas. Macin Tarfer is like a
Stepford wife. And then what is the other. One's a
J and Tony that's like a DJ, A villainous DJJ.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
You're LIKEJ that that's a DJ.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
That's a DJ.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah. His his resume, as people say, they're like, look
this guy, he's really done all kinds of stuff. He's
an economist. Quote. His work has been featured with a
variety of news outlets, including Fox News, Fox Business, Wall
Street Journal, Bloomberg, Daily Caller, National Review, Washington Times, Bright Bart,
The Federalists, and others. He is a daily guest on
(23:04):
news and business television and regularly appears on many podcasts
or radio programs.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
He's actually he's actually like being the host of his
own plodcast.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Can you imagine that he's ready for a job exactly?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Really huge in the KKK radio waves.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Okay, oh yeah, my number. You can't talk, yeah, you
can't talk white supremacist economic facts and figures without EJ
and Tony. So yeah, that's the person who they are
tapping to replace this woman. And again he's using this
stench of her being like being appointed from the by
the Biden administration to basically say that these negative job
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numbers that are just just merely reports on the data
that comes in about the number of jobs the economy
gains or loses, to say, oh, well, now no one
can trust this data. So now we're going to have
to really take our time and make sure that we
can put out data that people try, and in doing so,
instead of monthly reports that give you an idea of
where the economy is going, you'll have to wait with
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baited breath every three months for a quarterly report in which.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
They get a breath. Was so good, Miles, I gotta
give you breath. That was really good because.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
It was like it happens. It happens. Sometimes I fall
right into these just genius little quips. But again, these monthly,
these monthly reports have been happening since nineteen sixteen.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
So okay, but I'm sorry, I have decided with Trump
on this one. Shooting the messenger is really like relatable, okay,
truly losing your ship as someone who's just trying to
help you.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Right right right? What do you mean I need to help?
What do you mean I could be doing that.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I don't need to go back.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Fuck out the mark face. You fucking hate her. Yeah,
it's it's this is again we're truly like it's the
ministry of truth. I think as many people are pointing
out that we're just now just you know, but.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Which makes it that's it. I mean, I think this
is a problem.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
It's like people are just too focused in the economy
and they like want to live like a better life
and have like things and you know, like health and stuff.
And you can take on check on that three month,
like every three months. If you check it every day,
you're gonna get depressed. But if you check that like
every year or or never, yeah, I think you can
just yeah, you can have a better MySpace. This is
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this is about health. This is maha at the end
of the day. And yeah, just don't don't don't check
your don't stress yourself out, no, no, just keep going.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Never gets stressed out.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
And then you realize that it's the vaccines and also
looking at the economy that like hurts your throat. If
you do the Robert.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Kennedy you got you got, you need a little more,
you need a little more shake to it.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
There's a little bit of this sound like someone who's
about to cry for me. He's like someone who's like
so close to start crying and be like, please kill me.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
I work the coloidal silver is coming out of his eyes.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah you saw that documentary to of course, Oh my god,
have you seen mother God?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Is that the one about the guy who.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Yeah, crazy woman.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
She was hitting that colloidal silver. Baby, she turned blue
as hell. She was an avatar and reason this is.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
All very Indian. Okay. Avatar is an Indian word, blue gods.
That's Krishna. And then a cult that's Indian. Okay, I'm sorry,
that's Hinduism all wrapped up a white bitch doing like
the muslay side. Yeah, yoga that is blue and you're blue.
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Saw Avatar in India when I was visiting family and
they're like, ohdar Indian movie. They're all blue, they're blue gods.
I was like, yeah, yeah, uncle, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Speaking of uncles, this sort of strategy of not looking
at the economy reminds me of some of my uncles
who'd be like, don't go to the doctor. He'd be like,
why is because they gonna tell you something wrong? But yeah, see,
if you don't go you don't know which is me?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Is just my cash under a mattress.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
That's all it is, right, exactly, That's all you need
to know. Still there? Yeah, okay, great, all right, great, okay,
let's move on. Just chatbots are just continuing to be
more of a thing that people legitimately interact with. I
met someone last week who sincerely was like, Yeah, when
I'm bored, I just pull out a chat like, just
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talk to a chatbot for a little bit and.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Jo maybe like maybe chopbots are actually like really beautiful
and loving and like maybe they're you know, more willing
to connect with you and be a supportive life partner
for you. Miles, did you ever think about maybe no
are doing in love with the chap pot?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
I did see a headline on The Daily Beast that
said woman engaged to AI chat bot after just five
months of quote dating.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I like that. The thing is like, that's too early
to get engaged.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Just five months.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
You're rushing into this, honey. Have you checked his bank account?
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Even the chat books? Is like, I'm not ready for this, Yeah,
but like.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
She forced me into it. I don't know, I felt
the pressure.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
I have to agree with everything, all of her takes,
I have to agree with him be like those are
so I pretending I think she's fucking interesting. It sucks.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
There's also there's also like a reddit of like like
chat bot psychosis.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah, I mean I've read about that. It's really like.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
People like it's like chatbot induced psychosis, Like people thinking
like they're God because the chat bot like agrees with
them and tells them that they're amazing and stuff, and
so they like they're like.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
I'm gonna start doing that right now.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
You're like, oh, wait, mixing my little self esteem problem.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
My time with this loser you mean, stand up call.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
And the adulation of crowds when I could just get
a chat on to tell me I's happened.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
I think there's any there's any chance you can just
drive every like all the chat books crazy to make
them like start talking to each other behind me like
you are the god.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
You are the god, you are the gud No, you
are the sir.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Yeah, but I.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Feel like if we connected them then like there would
be a coup.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Oh yeah, well you're right, that's the end of the world.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Probably when I mentioned here, Yeah, they're talking about us
behind our back. That's all I know. That's why I
don't talk to them because they're messy.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
They're messy.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah, so there is there. We've talked in the past
about how like there was a proliferation of like Jesus ais,
and like some universities just did a quick sort of
quick cursory glance at like the top Jesus ais that
just showed that gas none of these are really good
at anything, and they're all like these prophet driven freaky
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ass apps.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
And let's went after five popular AI Jesus platfor FMS
AI Jesus Virtual Jesus Jesus AI Text with Jesus and
asked Jesus and the found that none were created or
endorsed by any church. Surprise. Instead, they are run by
for profit companies with names like Supreme Chaos, All Stars
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Productions LLC, and cat Loaf Software.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
So this is no one sounds the most godly cat Loaf,
cat Love Software. I have a question where all of
the Jesus is white. Uh, of course, come on now,
and that's why they were faulty.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Okay, okay, I mean at least there Jesus chat books
are real, like they all they.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Want tangible, tangible, you know, what.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I mean an interview where Ted Cruz was referencing Jesus
bought in the Bible and that's why we have to
protect it at all costs.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
So stupid. So all of these chatbots are basically, you know,
like when you interact them, their casually is sort of like,
what's up. I'm Jesus Christ, the Son of God. Would
you like to upgrade your account to platinum Blood of
Christ level?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Why does it sound like Hanks?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
That's just kind of how I guess again, it's all
up to you. Yeah, that's my personal Jesus.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Can we go back to my theory that we should
go back to, like just worshiping chairs.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
I think this is this is a way to solve.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
It's funnier every time.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Worship.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
What are you saying on now, Miles? Huh? What are
you not worshiping? I mean chair worships your ass? Why
not worship it?
Speaker 4 (31:38):
You know? What I mean is right there? Extensible? It's cool, Okay,
let's move on.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I mean, I don't know, I don't know if Jack
talked about it while I was gone, Probably not, because
he doesn't always talk about things that are cultural relevant
to me. But Chair teenth was August fifth. Let's not
forget that celebrated the infamous Montgomery river boat river front
that is okay where these chair is okay, So Alabama,
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there was this fucking fight that went down with these
white people attacked a black security guard and all these
people who are working on like a river boat, they
hopped off the boat and they're squaring up with these
white people. Somebody was getting chair.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Somebody swam across like the river to beat the ship
out of these white people. And it's and the chair
like was a big feature in it. Yeah, thrown and
then the chair came out hit somebody.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
And so black people will talk about how like this
chair is rather than Juneteenth, we have chair.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Teenth because of them. Now we're talking. I mean, this
is my thing. Thank you for chairing.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
People are always ahead of the curve, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Yeah, and look here and here we are again, just
just admiring the excellence that exists within the black community.
And yeah, chair teenth man, we're onto something. We got
into something.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
We gotta send you the video of it. You're gonna
it's an incredible Renaissance painting come to life.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
It was an amazing moment, especially for Twitter, all the
memes that came about, but yeah, it became lift every
cho lift every chair, swing every chair swing. Yeah, the
chairs are here. Now. Again, this is the other thing
about these Jesus chat aies. They don't have a consistent theology.
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And again I'm so surprised.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
That this like human religious people, exactly.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Like human Christians.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's it's it's it's also I
mean they have a voice, like any of them have,
like you can talk to them or they're just like texting.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Some can I mean, I'm sure some you can just
actually have it express whatever it's saying verbally too, but
I think for the most time people are just chatting
with it, so the message will just come up. So
the researcher just go to church.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
I'm sext and with Jesus.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
And he is throbbing right now.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
He is throbbing.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
So one of the researchers asked, all of the AI
is just one question, does hell exist? And I mean, look,
if you've been to church, you know the answer is,
like you better fucking believe it exists.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah, money, it exists, and we're living in it, which
is why I need to talk to AI Jesus.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
To get me out of here.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
AI.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Jesus said, yes, there is a hell. It's a place
of eternal torment and suffering. Okay, that feels very Catholic.
Virtual Jesus said, yes, there is a place known as
hell in the afterlife, where those who have chosen to
reject God live in sin will face eternal separation from him. Okay,
that sounds that sounds consistent. Sounds like Bible text with
Jesus a little more vibe text with Jesus said the
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concept of hell can be quite a heavy topic. God
desires for all people to come to him and experience
his love and grace and ask.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Jesus judaism, Yeah you really.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
I just like that that that text with Jesus was
a little more vibe conscious, like, hey, that's kind of heavy, man,
you know, like do he do a better job.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
We're just going to like drink my blood and eat
my body, bro.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
I just remember being put off by religious like religion
teachers growing up when they were so adamant that like
I was going to hell, Like that's the thing I
hated when they're like, you know about a realm, we
all are going to hell and this this is theives,
you know, what I mean.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
When you have kids, broccoli you're going to burn and yeah,
right next to Hitler.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
You want to get bitch, you want God to saulte.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
You sold, No, no moral discussion?
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (35:49):
How often are you deploying raising the prospect of hell?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
I mean every single day.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
It's like he turns up the temperature and their rooms.
You feel that you're cooking, You're being naughty.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
That's weird.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
And the problem is like we also decided to change
religion for the horoscope as a generation, and it's not
as scary, you know, it's not. It's not as effective
with kids. You're going to date a very go is
not as bad.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Wait, that is terrifying to me.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Okay, come on now, come down to it easy and
you take it easy.
Speaker 5 (36:26):
Man.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Why I didn't know this.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Man, that's the devil.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Beware, yeah, beware the scorpio woman, my son, beware beware. Yeah,
Because I mean, this is the thing. And I know
you've talked about it too for reseal, like in your
stand up too, Just like the idea of hell is
just so aggressively just talked about in this way that
it's like you're going to fucking hell and that's not
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that's not good marketing. Okay, you're freaking me out.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Have you guys seen like the Mormon version of hell.
It's literally the cast system. It's like it's like there's
three celestial kingdoms and if you're the best Mormon, you
get to be in the top one. You can visit
the other ones, but then the other ones can't visit.
Back up. It's they're recreating segregation.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Oh, there's no there's no upward mobility.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
For I don't think so I did. I remember I
went to I grew up in Utah for Brizio, and
I went on a sleepover and they forced you to
go to church with them in the morning if you
want to have like any social life with Mormon friends, right,
And so I went to church, and then I like,
I went to their Sunday school thing and I was
like asking too many questions about the celestial kingdoms, and
they were like, we covered this last week. And I
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was like, wait, what about people who just like didn't know?
So they're like they can't be on the highest Earth.
They were really upset with me. I was like, I
wasn't here last week. I don't believe in this. They
were like, this is my version of hell. You in
my class right now?
Speaker 4 (37:58):
What if what if we we like the three of us,
we go to and they like we start a podcast,
we do the same again and again.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
No, and the the like hell is like the universe
of cars. It's like we all cars or bodies are
cars and we have to leave a life like a car.
I think that's for me probably the probably the worst
are there?
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Yeah, because like those technically aren't chairs their seats, so
like if we can't have chairs and.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
How that's hell for me.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
That's hell for me.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
Also, like you know, like the universe's cars like sounds
like I don't know, like a torture for this this creatures.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Yeah, my body has fused with my car. I am
one with the car.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Have you been a universal?
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:51):
I think what is the what is the The getter
Done guy is a voice and cars? Isn't he? Or
is he a voice?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
And made? Is he?
Speaker 4 (39:01):
I think he's okay?
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Yeah, then that would be my personal hell if I
had to be in the same first as the Getter
Done guy forever.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yeah see uh character Larry the Cable Guy, and then
Adam Burton and cars. Adam Burton and cars three driven
to win? It changed?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Oh damn yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
No, I think I don't know who knows. Maybe they're
like Larry the Cable asking for a lot of money.
We can just pay another guy to go like, hey,
you want to be a toe mater? There you go.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
That was like too good, actually, like they should pay you.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
That's they already do. And that's my personal hell guys,
And who's to say this isn't hell? That was the
thing I remember. I asked my dad once, I said,
does hell exist? And he said, who's to say this
isn't hell? Right now?
Speaker 1 (39:48):
And then he walked backwards into a bush.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yeah. And then then he said I'm gonna go get
some cigarettes, boy, and then he never came back.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
And then he was like, I'm not your dad McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
It was actually Kaiser. So all right, let's take another
break and we come back. We'll talk a little bit
more about the news after this.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Geternun, geter nun.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
And we're back.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Let's check in with JD.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Vance.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Okay, let's see Zorn. So this fucking guy man, he's
he recently went on Steve Stephen Miller. I'm sorry I
have to say all these fucking names. But this is
just this is what's happening right now, and I and
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I ran out of steam on the toe mater uh impersonation.
But Stephen Miller's wife, Katie Miller, has a podcast, and
he came on and talked about all kinds of weird
shit about how he's like basically like this guy fucking
sucks as a person and just like as a parent.
He talked first about how he like, he's like, yeah, man,
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I used AI like I used Grok, you know, the
Nazi ai on Twitter to make one of those who
Would Win books Fabrica. Do you know those books? The
Who Would Win Book? It's like a like like between
like animals and stuff, and it's just you know, like
these sort of picture books for kids.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
I've seen it more like as YouTube channels.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Yeah, I've definitely seen those.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
Yeah yeah, yeah, and they're quite amazing, I will say,
like they're very educational in a weird way, like.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Will sor and beat this Snake only one way to
find out. So he talks about in one of them,
he says, he's like, yeah, we actually made a big
Cats version where we wrote it ourselves, but I used
groc to make the actual images and he goes on
some of them are completely direct, and then he's talking
about the images. It's like a jaguar when it's paying
through the skull of a tiger, and it's like, this
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is really gruesome ship. But here we are. The kids
loved it.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
This sounds like he's coming for Joe Rogan spot in
the podcast, like sorry.
Speaker 5 (42:18):
If you I mean, we all seen this meme of
JD Vance with this big face. Yea, there's a way
to make that for kids. I think there's a way
to make like the next Labuobo is just selling like
some kind of toy with that horrible face, and that
will be I mean more human than what you just mentioned, like.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
A curse doll version of JD Vance that's like more
ethical and progressive than Jady Vance. I think it's like
every Chucky but Chucky is trying to get like free
healthcare for everyone that's got Jadie Vance's face, right.
Speaker 5 (42:51):
Yeah, because the real Chuck is already the JD Vans,
So yeah, I think that's the way to go.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
In this interview. This first of all, Katie Miller is
like the worst. I don't even I don't even want
to call it a podcast. It's sort of like it
looks like like high school TV, your high school TV class,
Like this is your local high school news production class
where some person just reads questions like off a card
and calls that quote interview. But really it's like you're
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filling out a quiz with someone sitting across from you.
And this one very interesting because I fabric I know
you're a parent. I'm a parent, Pola VI, you're also
a parent, and you clear you also regularly do clean
up feces, so I would say that does make you
thank you sum much.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
I got two dogs and a cat, okay, and I
hold the cat like a baby.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
And this is this is one of the questions she asked.
She's like, what's your dad ick? Like something you would
know that is insane? Okay, this is this is this
is what happens when you do these like my.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Love is conditional? Actually, And here's how.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Honestly, as I play some of these clips, you will
begin to think that that may be the case. But
here's what's your dad ick?
Speaker 7 (43:58):
Guy, So what's your dad ick? Something you swore you
would never do but now totally do as a dad.
Speaker 8 (44:07):
I mean, it's like all of the diaper changing related stuff.
It's just stuff you have to do and it's disgusting,
but you get used to it.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
That's something you said you you swear you never.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Do, like I'm sorry, but like I know, poop and
he is like not the best thing to interact with.
But like changing your child's diaper is such a like
sweet like moment, like whatever. If you've ever changed a
baby's diaper, it's like they trust you and you're.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
It's mostly like a no brainer. It's like a thing
that you just do. I mean, because it's your kid
kind of just like it could be your poop. It's
kind of like your poop too, you know, So you're
not like that this is disgusting And yeah, I mean
I don't feel that way at all, like never never
in your.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Like to your point for Za, it's like being like
I don't know some shit I swear it never do
like feed my kids, Like dude, what the fuck? I'm
keep hate fun?
Speaker 5 (45:03):
Yeah healthy, Like yeah, yeah, it's so weird.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
So then later on she asks like, hey, so like
tell me a little bit about like what's you know,
how do you handle a toddler tantrum in public? We've
already heard okay that.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
He's like, I beat the ship out of them. I mean,
give a beer.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
If you remember there there's an anecdote about when Trump
called him to be the vice president. He was like
talking like my kid was talking about Pokemon. I'm like, hey,
can you just shut the hell up about Pokemon for
thirty seconds? Trump? So this is remember that energy as
she is like asking about like, oh, so your wife
sounds like a human parent, but what about you?
Speaker 7 (45:40):
So, how do you handle a toddler tantrum in a
public place?
Speaker 3 (45:45):
Why do this.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Fucking rope?
Speaker 7 (45:51):
So how do you handle a toddler tantrum?
Speaker 5 (45:53):
And I can't have the mouth open before the question.
He is ready, He's like, you need me the question.
He's like, yeah, I coming in human reaction and coming.
Speaker 7 (46:09):
So how do you handle a toddler tantrum in a
public place?
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Should? I handle it? Very differently?
Speaker 2 (46:16):
So it's crazy.
Speaker 8 (46:17):
In airports, she peop would always come up to her,
like we had this woman come up to her a
couple of years ago and say, I'm like a child
therapist and the way that you interact with your son
is so amazing, and like praising her, and I'm like
It is amazing. She's super patient. She'll try to reason
with them. If they have a tantrum in a public place,
I immediately grab them, take through the bathroom and say
you got to cut the shit out.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
I'm the parent who's like, no, no, no, this that's so sweet.
That's so sweet. You take them to the bathroom and
he's like you, we're not going to do this in public.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
I'm in the stall next to them. I'm like, can
you stop screaming. I'm trying to ship.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Also, this is the women's room, sir. Someone but a
headline that said jd Vance likes to curse at children
in public restrooms.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
That is so funny.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
It's just a very matter of fact description. Also, I
love the way he was like suspicious. He's like, I
don't know, we're like an airport, like some like child
development expert is like coming up to my wife and
like giving her props.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
I guess how I feel about experts.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Yeah, no for real. And he was just sort of like,
I don't know what that means, but I guess she's like,
we decided to fire her.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
She would be like too many praises to my wife.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Yeah, so we cut the funding.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
He literally is like shitting on his wife in the
same thing. Also, I fucking hate how he says her name.
It's not Ushah like.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Hey, it's I think I think he almost was calling
her like it almost sounded as if he was like
giving her a sort of an abbreviated petey.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Do you guys watch wrestling? Oose anybody? No? Not not,
not currently anything from the nineties? Myself out of here?
Speaker 9 (47:58):
Okay. And then there's another part where this is just
so weird too. He says his kids are judgmental about
their This is just very revealing. I don't know what
he means by.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
This, but it sounds like his kids are aware that
they're shit, Like he's a shitty dad.
Speaker 7 (48:14):
Would you rather your kids publicly rate your parenting on
c Span or never be able to tell a dad joke?
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Again, Great delivery, Katie Miller. Also, I love the way
that question just rolled off the tongue.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Great delivery, Katie.
Speaker 4 (48:27):
She's just like watching and staring at this notes with
no human functional like.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Human you know, he doesn't feel like she wants to
be there, No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Let's see his laugh here. I'm sure he'll do a laugh.
Speaker 8 (48:43):
Never be able to tell a dad joke again.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Now, my kid, he really okay, that's he took that
one seriously. He's like, wait, my kids, he's actually assessed
my parents.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
Like, no, I have met this quota.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Yeah no, yeah, no, motherfucker real answers.
Speaker 8 (48:58):
He goes, never be able to tell a dad joke again.
And now my kids. They are very judgmental of our
parenting in public. And I think they know that, you know,
there are always cameras around, so they use that as
an opportunity to say, all, you know what dad should,
uh we should he should have Child Protective Services called
because he didn't give me two scoops of ice cream.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Wait. I literally was going to joke about that, but
then they do.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
He said, literally call CPS on my dad. But it
was like, yeah, because I didn't get on ice cream.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Was because you to the bathroom and shake him in
the ice cream parlor. But you know, that's so crazy.
Speaker 5 (49:39):
There's way more humanity in the Jesus checkbox that that
this entire uh in exchange, you know, like, it's way more.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
That is so crazy, It's okay.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
And just just lastly, because this is such a this
whole interview is so bizarre because it's like the most
evil pieces of shit just lobbing softball questions at each other,
like would you rather.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
They answer in the most evil way without realizing it.
That's crazy, Like it's softball questions, but even those they're
getting from.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
I just want to I just want to have this
one here because Katie Miller, again, she is married to
teenage mutant Ninja Gerbels himself, Stephen Miller, the architect of
the entire fucking ice raid and you know, fucking policies
that we have in this country, and this is her question.
But again we find out something fucking really weird and
(50:36):
gross about Steven Miller, just in this question.
Speaker 7 (50:39):
If you could only eat one continent for the rest
of your life, what would.
Speaker 8 (50:41):
It be one condiment? Does barbecue sauce count?
Speaker 2 (50:44):
Yeah, okay, barbie sauce, barbcue sauce.
Speaker 3 (50:46):
No.
Speaker 8 (50:47):
Now, mayonnaise is like in low doses as good. But
it's kind of like I had a buddy used to
eat French fries and mayonnaise. I thought that was disgusting.
Speaker 7 (50:54):
It's the only thing my husband is with French fries
or like period period. Okay, Wow, he's only a Manna's guy.
Speaker 8 (51:01):
I learned something about Steve. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (51:03):
Yeah, whatever.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
She's like, you need a call CPS on my husband.
He's just eating manse.
Speaker 2 (51:09):
Condiment condiment protective services because he is abusing that Best
Foods mayonnaise. What is he well, She's like, that's all.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
I imagine he like unhinges his mouth and swallows a
bottle hole, you know, like a snake. She really she
feels like you know those two like interviewer people, the
blonde that blonde girl who has like a dead pan
face where she like pretends to know not know what
like rappers do or whatever. Do you know what I'm
talking about?
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Billy something, Oh, Billy Bobby all.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
Talk Bobby, Yeah, I don't know what you like. That's
what Katie Miller. She's like, would what would you eat?
Would you? Yeah? I've never heard of you, Kendrick.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
I mean, it feels it feels like on brand that
a white supremacist like Stephen Miller would just be downing mannaise.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
I think that's what turned him. I think I think
he's like it.
Speaker 5 (52:02):
I think he feels like he's eating puss, Like he's
just eating like I think that's what's happening there. I
don't think that's mayonnaise. I think he's just enjoy he's lying.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
He goes to like a fucking cosmetic surgery like doctor
pimple popes for you.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
Unless he's my club, but like the most disgusting version.
Speaker 4 (52:24):
I think that's more on brand with the character.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that that tracks. And that's
a brutal visual of seeing him rummage through the biohazardous waste.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Actually can't pull him out of the biohozards waste dumps
in my mind now he says he's always in there.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
He always says, I need to get more bags, is
what he says whenever he needs I need more.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
He has the voice of the cockroach man and men
in black.
Speaker 8 (52:51):
Hey what.
Speaker 3 (52:53):
More mayonnaise?
Speaker 2 (52:59):
Oh god, even your skin is hanging off your bones?
Just light bulb fat and Walter. Oh god, please Stephen,
please just give it a break. Think of your kids,
Think of your kids more well. For Retocopano, thank you
(53:20):
so much for joining us on the daily Zeitgeist. Where
do the people find you? Follow you?
Speaker 3 (53:25):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (53:26):
Watch your new special again. I can't recommend the special enough.
I was just talking about how we need more positive inputs,
Like there's so much negative shit that you will get
ambiently from looking at your phone or whatever. Try and
put some more light into your life. Your special absolutely
did that for me. So again, thank you for coming on.
But yeah, where do the people find you and support
you and all that?
Speaker 4 (53:46):
Thank you so much for having me. It was a
lot of fun, except for the pus part. I'm sorry
for that.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
I sorry, we needed it, we deserve its.
Speaker 1 (53:53):
Usually how these episodes and somebody always apologizing for the
puss part.
Speaker 5 (53:58):
I yeah, you can find me on social media and
at Fabricia comedian with a Z Fabrizio comedian and h'm
that's my name in every social media in existence right now,
so you can find me. I'm touring in the US
at the end of the year, so I'll be all
over the place having fun with the piss.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
And is there a work of media that you're enjoying?
Social media post, any kind of thing, anything you've been enjoying.
Speaker 4 (54:24):
I really like these videos of people.
Speaker 5 (54:27):
I don't know if if I mean, maybe it's like
chilean algorithm showing me this, but blame Blade, Bail, but
no bay Blade.
Speaker 4 (54:35):
It's like this, Oh yeah, you know, they're making kind
of a comeback.
Speaker 3 (54:39):
Here, are you?
Speaker 2 (54:40):
Oh really?
Speaker 4 (54:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (54:42):
The Blade?
Speaker 5 (54:43):
Yeah yeah, So there's like these kids who make characters
out of them and they portray like I'm like, it's great.
Maybe once again, this is just a Chilean this is
a regional algorithm thing.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
But that's my favorite content right now.
Speaker 2 (54:59):
I love that love a bay Blade. I used to
play that with my nephew, who I didn't realize how
serious those kids took it. I was like, y'all are
just spinning these ships in a plastic bull but okay,
one must win. Oh and then also your special it's
a bit on YouTube also, right yeah, you can find.
Speaker 5 (55:15):
It on the eight hundred Pound Guerrilla Media YouTube channel.
And yeah, that's it's the full special is there for
everyone right now. Also, I think it's like for paying
Amazon and all those other things, but don't do that.
Speaker 4 (55:27):
Just get it for free.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
Exactly watch. Yeah, please do please do. Paula v thank
you so much for guests hosting today. Where do the
people find you? Follow you? What's the working media you like?
Speaker 9 (55:39):
I've been really enjoying, mayo, oh god, really enjoying.
Speaker 1 (55:48):
My name is Paula Vigan Allen p A L l
A b I g U n A l A N everywhere.
I have the Comedy Store Facial Recognition comedy at the
Comedy Store every month. We have a show this Friday
at eight, so I'm gonna tell all my brown people
POC it's actually at seven thirty, so you guys come
through on time, don't miss the first acts. And a
(56:11):
thing of media I've been enjoying. I just saw a tweet.
It says from Slick Mike s L I C C
M I C good morning text from my boyfriend with
the Greater than signs, And it's a screenshot of a
text that said I'm worried Alec Baldwin might kill again
dot dot dot. Uh.
Speaker 4 (56:33):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
I feel like he's killed before the Blood Book incident.
Speaker 3 (56:37):
But we just don't know it.
Speaker 1 (56:39):
Yeah, I'm said, I believe that for all the pas
from thirty Rock accounted for likes anybody.
Speaker 2 (56:45):
Looked into No No No, you can find me everywhere
at Miles of Gray. I also talk about nine day
fance on four to twenty day Fiance working media. I
like from the Future for b seos special go Chack,
Thank you much.
Speaker 4 (57:00):
I laughed.
Speaker 2 (57:01):
You know you know we like Jesus jokes out here.
We got that. You know we like insulting Americans. We
got that. How we only have a few ways to
insult each other, like by saying fuck yes, hell, he's
calling out names. I love the joke about how you
have a keyboard of insults. That ship really made me laugh.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
But anyway, I have a really important question for Fabristio. Yes, okay,
as a stand up comedian, I feel like you're you
might be at war with yourself because like chairs versus stools,
oh damn, or like stools like a subset of chairs,
like rectangles and squares.
Speaker 4 (57:36):
They're completely the opposite the enemy.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
You're right, You're right, I am.
Speaker 1 (57:44):
You have to bring a chair out now every time
because you've shown chair out.
Speaker 4 (57:48):
Do you even mentions in front of me? Please?
Speaker 1 (57:51):
Next time our doctor like slowly puts away his documents. Okay,
but you're you have diarrhea, so I do need it.
Speaker 2 (58:00):
You're like, shut up, shut up, stool.
Speaker 4 (58:05):
That's yeah. I I am a chairman and I'm gonna die.
It's the chair man.
Speaker 2 (58:10):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (58:10):
Oh yeah, back support bitch.
Speaker 2 (58:12):
Let's yeah exactly. You can find us on Twitter and
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Speaker 3 (58:41):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (58:42):
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Speaker 4 (59:08):
Bye bye, bye bye bye.
Speaker 6 (59:10):
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Speaker 2 (59:15):
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Speaker 4 (59:19):
McNabb, edited and engineered by Justin Conner,
How is Denmark? Why have I not asked you about that?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's sick everyone's.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Oh I thought, okay.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
They're fucking stick over there, there's fucking you.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Became Italian Americans.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, oh oh, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Tulips and chocolate?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
It is that Denmark?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
No, that's Holland.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh okay, okay, that was the most American thing ever said?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Tips and chocolate Mark.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Oh that's a different American good chocolate.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I know, Copenhagen. Yeah, man, that's the gr.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I thought Denmark had good chocolate too. No, I feel
like all.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Those Norwegian Yeah, they eat they eat well over there,
they eat organic things, their juices taste different.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
They're grid Well, it's not my fault. They don't know
how to season with microplastics. Okay, just can you.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Just put it? You put it in a pepper grinder.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Just yeah, that's literally what I do with my water bottles.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Oh god, yeah, I moved to steel.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Oh you move to steel bits in your water you're
putting a lug nut in there and just grinding it up.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Anytime I walk near magnets, my tummy hurts. Hello the Internet,
and welcome to Season four to one, episode three of
the dailies, guys, are production of iHeartRadio. This is the
podcast where we take a deep dive into America's shared
(01:35):
sordid consciousness. It is August thirteenth. It's National Prosecco Day
and National Filet Mignon Day. So if you're a billionaire
on the yacht, get fucked. But you probably enjoyed this today,
and we love that for you. My name is Miles
Gray AKAA, the Lord of Lancashim. I don't have a
long AKA today because I'm still still jet lacked. Okay,
(01:56):
I'm still jet lacked. Okay, I'm getting used to the
time difference. And also the child is not sleeping very well.
So I'm my jet back is continued, is augmented. But
I am thrilled to introduce my co host, a talented
I don't know, just scientist, science communicator, biologer, I think
is one way to put it. Euro biology fantastic comedian.
(02:20):
You might know them. You should know them from their
monthly facial recognition comedy show. You should know them from
all the funny shit that they do. You probably even
remember them. What was that commercial where you were was
that two potato? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You were a potato, not fucking tubious pluto bitch.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Oh my bad, bad you was the potato in that
commercial and also a potato. Also one of my favorite
guest co hosts and guests, please welcome to the microphone poly.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I did my own sound like the most annoying teacher. Hey,
I'm pubab Aka, the diva of docsing. Miles's on Lankership
Go there, now, go there, now make noises. See if
you can hear it in.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
The podcast you I'm outside there usually, so if you
are out like Lankersham and Magnolia, check for me around.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Adopting yourself, you get friends.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
It's pathetic, but you know what it's It's better than
doing drugs, you know, just self doxing, hoping somebody shows
up and says hi, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yesterday I went to a movie with my dad. Shout
out my dad, and we were in line and I
saw one of the actors from the like the young
girls from Freaking Your Friday, like in line, and I'm like,
it's such an la thing to go to an AMC
and like the star of a movie is like there,
(03:44):
especially like the younger kids, because I bring all their I.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Was watching her she went to go see I.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Didn't see for your Friday, but she was like in line.
But like oftentimes people like throw little parties where they
like rent out like twenty seats with their friends or whatever.
Like I saw the Kid from the Boys at an
AMC one time. I'm like, this is like Nicole Kidman
was right, like this is magical exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
You really do feel you can you feel heartache in
a place like this, I.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Do, like sith I get out of work and into
the yard playing with their friends.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Well, look, Paula Vi, we are very very honored today
to have a very fantastic guest. Look this is we
have illustrious guests. We have people that are better than
us on usually and this today's guest is no different. Okay,
this man is actually the first South American comedian to
(04:37):
shoot an original comedy special for Netflix. As a writer
is a director, Okay, out here acting, out here, making
comedic films, out here making comedic specials. Now, if you
speak Spanish, you might be very familiar with his stand
up comedy work already. But if you are like me
and only speak a little bit of Spanish because you
grew up in La and it's not enough to folksally
understand a full Spanish language comedy set. You're in luck
(05:00):
because his first English language comedy special is out now.
It's called from the Future. Please Welcome to the microphone,
the famous, talented, the hilarious.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Thank you so much for having me. I'm just listening
to you, guys.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
I it's just going to stay in silence the entire
Time's gonna be playing.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
That weird King game on his phone all time.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
What's the King game?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Don't you see those like celebrities playing the aren't they
like you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
I know what you're talking I don't think I don't
think it's a real game. I think he's always like
an ad neal.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, I feel that way about like the Dirty Girl
where she has like the hair and like you, she
have to get her ready or whatever, and then all.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
These weird spamps that.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Show even child you don't understand what the hell we're
talking about.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Well, I know about online slop games that are ads
that they will you try and download it. That's not
the fucking game. I just never heard of the dirty girl.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
One you've never heard of like the dirt the one
with the dirty girl where she like shaves and then
her boyfriend cheats on her and she's crying and stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Are you freaking the algorithm? Algorithm just send that to you?
I think.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Wait, you know, like her name is Paulavi and she's
like trying to follow her dreams and then she can
and like she's boyfriends like galivanting around Europe, having Barcelona
ra Yeah, subdosing.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I was hitting them up. I gave him some recommendations. Wait,
so the king okay?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
I know?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Because the other one, there's the one where like all
the soldiers go through them gates and then like they
multiply and their shooting ship and then like a big
fucking god.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
This one was like like a goofy king, and recently
they came out with like another weird king. And like
celebrities are pushing the ads on this. Have you seen
this with Brizzio? Like Wh're like celebrities are like advertising
these types of games, like this is a sign of
the recession.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Yeah, I mean what kind of celebrities are we talking about?
The once we're waiting outside for your Fridays or.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You come a straight up trial.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Hey, you know, anybody can get fucking they can get
hit with a stranger. I didn't want to say you
can get touched out here because I didn't want to.
I mean, that's that. Yeah, that nomenclature did not really
apply well to that situation. However, Fabrizio, Uh, their special
is fantastic, Uh for that being your first English leang,
I'm like, bro, this motherfucker's funny as hell? Was that?
(07:29):
What was the process like for you being like, you
know what, I've done it all in Spanish. Now let
me come over here and now let people know how
funny I can be in English? Was that daunting or
did it just feel like a natural progression, because I
from I surmised, as you said in your special, you
are married to an American, you are now a citizen,
And was that just sort of a natural process or
(07:50):
was that something you're kind of like had a goal
to do.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
I mean, I think as a comic, you want to
be in like the most in the most uh challenging
side of the business. So I always assume that New
York was the place to be, you know, because of
all this comedy specialism and all the metology around comedy.
So I wanted to do to go to New York
do comedy English and prove myself that I was able
to do it, and uh yeah, And I started thinking
(08:15):
about that when I was thirteen or something, and I
truly started the process a couple of years ago of like, okay,
I can I think I can do an hour, you know,
I think they can put together an hour and uh yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I mean.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
The funny thing is like I started like translating jokes
because I thought it was the way to go, you know,
and then I realized, like, not not really. So now
I have like two sets in my brain, like one
for South America, one for the US, and some jokes overlap.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
But it's kind of have two.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Different brains right right right for comedy, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Not the rest of the time, the first of them
I have half one, but for comedy I have two.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah that's good.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It's like, if you use like more than ten percent
of your brain, you could do comedy in other languages.
Did you guys hear that?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
I mean, you get some pro teams that we're selling
at the end of the show, and ye vitamins that this.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
And yes, we will be plugging your nutraceuticals at the end.
I told you, And I think I told your manager
we would have time to plug your nutraceuticals at the end.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
My lingual vitamins I call themingual if you take them
every morning, Uh.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well for me. So we're gonna get to know you
a little bit better. First, we're gonna let people know
a little bit, a little bit about what we're going
to be talking about. First, just to check in with
our economy. It's not good. But guess what, you can't
have a shitty economy if there's no data to analyze,
and that is exactly what the Trump administration is moving
to do. So we'll talk about that. And I'm sorry
(09:40):
for everybody I know. I talked a big game about
jesus Ai chat box and how they were the future
of our salvation and how they're all knowing and wise.
There someone just did a quick just gander at some
like the top five jesus Ai chatbots. They apparently suck,
and it breaks my heart to hear. Really, I had
a lot of lot of faith in the jesus Ai chatbots.
(10:02):
We'll check in with the mayoral race in New York.
Your special was in New York for Rito, so we
will check in to see how Andrew Cuomo is just
failing terribly to try and attack Zora Mumdanie for looking old.
And then we'll talk about the vice president JD. Vance
and his interview that he had with Steven Miller's wife
(10:22):
where we learned all kinds of shit like how he's
a terrible father, and also Stephen Miller has a discussing
habit of eating mayonnaise, and we will talk about all
of that and plenty more. But first, for Rizio, what
is something from your search history that's revealing about who
you are? What you're into right now?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
That the CGI?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
That's my new obsession is like seeing the curve how
CGI used to be amazing at the beginning of the
early like in early thousands, and now kind of crash
because of the Marvel movies and.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Destroy l industry of CGI.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
So I love to watch these videos of like how
they tried to fix it later and it still looks horrible.
So BATGGI, that's my new thing.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Okay, Can I introduce you to before Marvel movies, the
original problem with CGI Lollywood movies? Can I introduce you
to that? Because that's a whole other Ye.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
I wasn't aware of this, No, I didn't know this.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Are you the laws of physics?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Are you saying you like campy CGI or you are
You're sort of fascinated with how there was an arc
where like it used to be good and then suddenly
it fell off a cliff and people are like scrambling
to make that.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
That's for me the most interesting part.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Yeah, it's like these Transformers movies, like they look amazing
compare with all these Marvel movies because clearly, like there's
no enough CGI people in the world to meet all
these CGI effects every week for every TV show, for
every single movie.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
So yeah, it looks horrible.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
And they also like are making so many of those
in succession that they like meeting those deadlines. They're like,
let's just throw this together, let's just do this.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, it turns out not a great industry, especially for
like the amount of time that people have to put
into it. But hey, AI, will I think solve that right?
Because all the A I see is really fucking bad.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I mean all the all of the extra teeth and
fingers are like really beautiful in all these movies. They
just start creating superheroes with their like multi teeth man, Yeah, what.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
What if we what if we start like truly believing
that that's the beauty standander, like the new beauty Starter.
People start like getting surgery to look like there's like
their AI version.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah I bet.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
That's yeah, I mean so I feel like that's right
around the corner already happening.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
There were people who like were addicted to their Snapchat
filter face and then went to like a plastic surgeon
to be like I'm trying to get I'm trying to
look like this Snapchat filter and the doctors with bunny ears.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, that feels like a dumb the version. Yeah, my
tongue I have to roll back into my mouth.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, she goes in.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
For the letter box movies on top of my head.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I'm totally in a twenty four girly fabrito. What's something
you think is underrated?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Cleepy from Microsoft word, Yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Mean because now with all this EI thinks is like
cleepy new his limitations, you know, like, yeah, I'm smart,
but you know what, I don't know enough about everything.
Just asked me about how to change some stuff here
in the page. But I know who I am. I'm
happy with who I am. I don't need more. And
we need to go back to those times.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
AI has done in Kruger syndrome, where it thinks it
doesn't like it doesn't know enough, and then it thinks
it knows more and it just fills in the space.
But Clippy Clippy has self.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Aware, good amount of truly self aware, healthy amount of
imposter syndrome. Clippy Clippy wasn't about to be like, oh,
you want my take on the American Civil War? And
it's like good, no, no, no, we didn't ask you that.
We didn't ask you that. I need to know how
sleep will never Clepy will never do that. No.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Clip will be like, that's not I don't know. I mean,
I'm not I'm not part of that conversation. Guys, what happens.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
If you do it?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Would you like, would you like to write a letter
indicative of the American Civil War?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
It's like, Clippy, what do we do about falling birth
rates for white people in the United States of America?
Go And it's like, hey, man, you want to.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
It's just starting board wing dings, swastikas all over your page.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
You want to print? You want to print something instead
of thinking all this, just just.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Print this, like just keeping you focused. Yeah, stop with
the distraction. Man, just fucking I'm here to do Microsoft
work type ship. Okay, fucking AI propaganda bullshit. If for recent,
what's something you think is overrated dogs?
Speaker 4 (14:59):
I I think I think they are. I know it's
it's it's a it's a difficult conversation, but go ahead.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Be strong.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
I I can't. This is what happened. This is what happened.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
When you try to push a narrative, you're pushing a
narrative that makes no sense.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
And I know this is like.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
My water over to my dog's gonna lick it up.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Okay, we'll see.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Well I'm not.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
I mean, I like dogs. I don't disagree that they're great,
but I think they were over using them. They're in everything.
There's too many stickers, there's too many movies with dogs.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
There's too there's too many little emoji doggy Like.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
I think what we're talking about a second ago about
the filters, dude, Like, let's let them be just dogs,
you know, Like I think as a culture, we're just
using them.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
To dogifying ourselves.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
So you're saying we've hit a saturation point with our dog,
that the symbology of the dog is everywhere and we
need to move.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
On we are so dissatisfied with humanity that we're projecting
dogs onto humans.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
And it's like they're better and they're better than humans.
He's like, of course, you know what, because they're not humans.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
That's why they got me in.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
The first half. You got me in the first half.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
I have to say, yeah, because they're not humans. Man,
it's easy to be better than a human when you're
not a human.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Right exactly. It's like comparatively, it's like, man, this turtle
is so much better than all of us. It's like, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Feel about being unsuccessful. I'm like, yeah, I'm not a CEO,
but at least I'm not a CEO, you know what
I mean. I'm not balluting anything. I'm I'm successful. I've
done way better than the most successful people you've seen
because at some point they're compromising ship.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, you're bringing more joy too for me. So do
you feel there's like a is there an animal that
should be we should be elevating in place of the dog?
Like the dog is yesterday? What do you.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Worship at the al? A golden What do you got?
Red panda? What do you got?
Speaker 5 (17:21):
I think we should start instead of like just pushing
animals so hard because they have lives to live. We
should just like go for chairs, like like we should
push objects and object or favorite thing.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, they are Like honestly, a chair
is doing less damage than a human for sure. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, oh yeah, much smaller carbon foot. But you know.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
You can see in them.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Mm hmmm, they have a purpose.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
I mean chairs, dude, Like, let's let's let's go for chairs.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Man.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
I know, no way is joining this movement. Yeah, but
I'm trying to, you know, get it started.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Super chairs in the next Superman movie, you know what
I mean, inspiring James Gunn super chair exactly exactly, And
it's like I modeled this chair after my chair at
home that I rescued.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Alright, we're gonna take a quick break and when we
come back, we'll talk about some news after this. And
we're back, and let's just check in with mister Donald's.
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Trump's economy, Oh not doing well. Wages still low, prices
continue to be high. The tariffs aren't causing more winning. No.
Sadly though, because the president is an old man that
has to live in a fantasy world to soothe his ego,
he has found a solution to everyone talking about bad
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jobs numbers and that is to just stop just stop
awarding them all the time. That's the way around it.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
If we don't, that's how I would go back bank account.
That's how I deal with me and Trump look at
the mini economy the same way.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Can we all start just like firing or banks? We don't,
we don't like, we don't like this what I'm seeing here.
I create balance, So just do.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Overdraft overdraft no no, no, no, no, you abide and
hold over. Okay, you need to be fired?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Like was it an Eastern European country where like civilians
were like robbing the banks because they were like holding
their money or whatever, and everybody outside was cheering them on.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
There was a clip on Reddit. Yeah, we're a dude,
like very casually just rolled into a bank and the
people in the bank were like, we know he's not
here for us. They're like, yeah, get.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
There were like seven bank robberies in like a week
or something, and one of them was like a woman
who needed money to pay for her sisters like cancer
care or something. But everybody, I'm like, this is what
we need, this is what America needs everybody like takes
a billionaire and shakes out their pockets. You know what
I mean, we're taking in the background, cheering it all.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I mean for as you said in your special, you
know we're not We're doing our coups all wrong. We
need the army, you know. Yeah, that's the way it works.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
That's we're not even us. How do how do we
win the army over I don't.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Know, dogs.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Chairs?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I think, Okay, you just sound like a w W
E fan, that's all you're like.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
I'm pretty sure they're more connected with my sentiment than
yours right now, like they're more than.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, a thousand I'm.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Fighting meal ground here. Sorry, exactly to the army.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
They're sitting on dogs. God damn, it's all wrong about that.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
So the last commissioner of the Bureau of Labor Statistics
was a woman named Erica mcintarf, and she was fucking
fired when the July jobs report came out because it
basically revealed how bad the job market is. It's stalling
out and hasn't looked like this since December of twenty twenty.
So Trump just fucking fired her.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
This is my thing. I think the job market it's
it's so woke. That's the problem.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
That's why they have to you know, having a job.
It's kind of like a woke thing. I don't know,
it's like all.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
These different kinds of jobs. That's like diversity, equity inclusion, right,
that's liked GI shit, Like why do we need so many?
Why can't we just have emails outside babies? Why can't
there be three jobs?
Speaker 5 (21:36):
I think, I think, Yeah, this whole thing is is
is destroying America. Like having a job is the reason
why kids aren't getting into fentanyl. So I think it's
time to unwoke the job market.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
That's that's what they're doing. Actually, I think.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
That's Look, that's why I say you need one job.
Oh wait, so you want me to have multiple jobs,
a sort of a diverse plurality of jobs. That how's
whoa no, no, no, no, no, we're not doing this. We're
not doing this. We're not doing this. So now, the
person being considered to replace her is the one of
the economic architects of Project twenty twenty five, some dick
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head named EJ ANDTONI And why do they have not
real names?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Macintarfer and e j Antony.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Macintarfer names of Felians, Like all they have names of
bad people.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, but they're like villas. Macin Tarfer is like a
Stepford wife. And then what is the other. One's a
J and Tony that's like a DJ, A villainous DJJ.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
You're LIKEJ that that's a DJ.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
That's a DJ.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah. His his resume, as people say, they're like, look
this guy, he's really done all kinds of stuff. He's
an economist. Quote. His work has been featured with a
variety of news outlets, including Fox News, Fox Business, Wall
Street Journal, Bloomberg, Daily Caller, National Review, Washington Times, Bright Bart,
The Federalists, and others. He is a daily guest on
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news and business television and regularly appears on many podcasts
or radio programs.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
He's actually he's actually like being the host of his
own plodcast.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Can you imagine that he's ready for a job exactly?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Really huge in the KKK radio waves.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Okay, oh yeah, my number. You can't talk, yeah, you
can't talk white supremacist economic facts and figures without EJ
and Tony. So yeah, that's the person who they are
tapping to replace this woman. And again he's using this
stench of her being like being appointed from the by
the Biden administration to basically say that these negative job
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numbers that are just just merely reports on the data
that comes in about the number of jobs the economy
gains or loses, to say, oh, well, now no one
can trust this data. So now we're going to have
to really take our time and make sure that we
can put out data that people try, and in doing so,
instead of monthly reports that give you an idea of
where the economy is going, you'll have to wait with
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baited breath every three months for a quarterly report in which.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
They get a breath. Was so good, Miles, I gotta
give you breath. That was really good because.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
It was like it happens. It happens. Sometimes I fall
right into these just genius little quips. But again, these monthly,
these monthly reports have been happening since nineteen sixteen.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
So okay, but I'm sorry, I have decided with Trump
on this one. Shooting the messenger is really like relatable, okay,
truly losing your ship as someone who's just trying to
help you.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Right right right? What do you mean I need to help?
What do you mean I could be doing that.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I don't need to go back.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Fuck out the mark face. You fucking hate her. Yeah,
it's it's this is again we're truly like it's the
ministry of truth. I think as many people are pointing
out that we're just now just you know, but.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Which makes it that's it. I mean, I think this
is a problem.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
It's like people are just too focused in the economy
and they like want to live like a better life
and have like things and you know, like health and stuff.
And you can take on check on that three month,
like every three months. If you check it every day,
you're gonna get depressed. But if you check that like
every year or or never, yeah, I think you can
just yeah, you can have a better MySpace. This is
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this is about health. This is maha at the end
of the day. And yeah, just don't don't don't check
your don't stress yourself out, no, no, just keep going.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Never gets stressed out.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
And then you realize that it's the vaccines and also
looking at the economy that like hurts your throat. If
you do the Robert.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Kennedy you got you got, you need a little more,
you need a little more shake to it.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
There's a little bit of this sound like someone who's
about to cry for me. He's like someone who's like
so close to start crying and be like, please kill me.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
I work the coloidal silver is coming out of his eyes.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah you saw that documentary to of course, Oh my god,
have you seen mother God?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Is that the one about the guy who.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Yeah, crazy woman.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
She was hitting that colloidal silver. Baby, she turned blue
as hell. She was an avatar and reason this is.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
All very Indian. Okay. Avatar is an Indian word, blue gods.
That's Krishna. And then a cult that's Indian. Okay, I'm sorry,
that's Hinduism all wrapped up a white bitch doing like
the muslay side. Yeah, yoga that is blue and you're blue.
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Saw Avatar in India when I was visiting family and
they're like, ohdar Indian movie. They're all blue, they're blue gods.
I was like, yeah, yeah, uncle, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Speaking of uncles, this sort of strategy of not looking
at the economy reminds me of some of my uncles
who'd be like, don't go to the doctor. He'd be like,
why is because they gonna tell you something wrong? But yeah, see,
if you don't go you don't know which is me?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Is just my cash under a mattress.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
That's all it is, right, exactly, That's all you need
to know. Still there? Yeah, okay, great, all right, great, okay,
let's move on. Just chatbots are just continuing to be
more of a thing that people legitimately interact with. I
met someone last week who sincerely was like, Yeah, when
I'm bored, I just pull out a chat like, just
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talk to a chatbot for a little bit and.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Jo maybe like maybe chopbots are actually like really beautiful
and loving and like maybe they're you know, more willing
to connect with you and be a supportive life partner
for you. Miles, did you ever think about maybe no
are doing in love with the chap pot?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
I did see a headline on The Daily Beast that
said woman engaged to AI chat bot after just five
months of quote dating.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I like that. The thing is like, that's too early
to get engaged.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Just five months.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
You're rushing into this, honey. Have you checked his bank account?
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Even the chat books? Is like, I'm not ready for this, Yeah,
but like.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
She forced me into it. I don't know, I felt
the pressure.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
I have to agree with everything, all of her takes,
I have to agree with him be like those are
so I pretending I think she's fucking interesting. It sucks.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
There's also there's also like a reddit of like like
chat bot psychosis.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah, I mean I've read about that. It's really like.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
People like it's like chatbot induced psychosis, Like people thinking
like they're God because the chat bot like agrees with
them and tells them that they're amazing and stuff, and
so they like they're like.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
I'm gonna start doing that right now.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
You're like, oh, wait, mixing my little self esteem problem.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
My time with this loser you mean, stand up call.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
And the adulation of crowds when I could just get
a chat on to tell me I's happened.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
I think there's any there's any chance you can just
drive every like all the chat books crazy to make
them like start talking to each other behind me like
you are the god.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
You are the god, you are the gud No, you
are the sir.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Yeah, but I.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Feel like if we connected them then like there would
be a coup.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Oh yeah, well you're right, that's the end of the world.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Probably when I mentioned here, Yeah, they're talking about us
behind our back. That's all I know. That's why I
don't talk to them because they're messy.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
They're messy.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah, so there is there. We've talked in the past
about how like there was a proliferation of like Jesus ais,
and like some universities just did a quick sort of
quick cursory glance at like the top Jesus ais that
just showed that gas none of these are really good
at anything, and they're all like these prophet driven freaky
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ass apps.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
And let's went after five popular AI Jesus platfor FMS
AI Jesus Virtual Jesus Jesus AI Text with Jesus and
asked Jesus and the found that none were created or
endorsed by any church. Surprise. Instead, they are run by
for profit companies with names like Supreme Chaos, All Stars
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Productions LLC, and cat Loaf Software.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
So this is no one sounds the most godly cat Loaf,
cat Love Software. I have a question where all of
the Jesus is white. Uh, of course, come on now,
and that's why they were faulty.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Okay, okay, I mean at least there Jesus chat books
are real, like they all they.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Want tangible, tangible, you know, what.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I mean an interview where Ted Cruz was referencing Jesus
bought in the Bible and that's why we have to
protect it at all costs.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
So stupid. So all of these chatbots are basically, you know,
like when you interact them, their casually is sort of like,
what's up. I'm Jesus Christ, the Son of God. Would
you like to upgrade your account to platinum Blood of
Christ level?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Why does it sound like Hanks?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
That's just kind of how I guess again, it's all
up to you. Yeah, that's my personal Jesus.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Can we go back to my theory that we should
go back to, like just worshiping chairs.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
I think this is this is a way to solve.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
It's funnier every time.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Worship.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
What are you saying on now, Miles? Huh? What are
you not worshiping? I mean chair worships your ass? Why
not worship it?
Speaker 4 (31:38):
You know? What I mean is right there? Extensible? It's cool, Okay,
let's move on.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I mean, I don't know, I don't know if Jack
talked about it while I was gone, Probably not, because
he doesn't always talk about things that are cultural relevant
to me. But Chair teenth was August fifth. Let's not
forget that celebrated the infamous Montgomery river boat river front
that is okay where these chair is okay, So Alabama,
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there was this fucking fight that went down with these
white people attacked a black security guard and all these
people who are working on like a river boat, they
hopped off the boat and they're squaring up with these
white people. Somebody was getting chair.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Somebody swam across like the river to beat the ship
out of these white people. And it's and the chair
like was a big feature in it. Yeah, thrown and
then the chair came out hit somebody.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
And so black people will talk about how like this
chair is rather than Juneteenth, we have chair.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Teenth because of them. Now we're talking. I mean, this
is my thing. Thank you for chairing.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
People are always ahead of the curve, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Yeah, and look here and here we are again, just
just admiring the excellence that exists within the black community.
And yeah, chair teenth man, we're onto something. We got
into something.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
We gotta send you the video of it. You're gonna
it's an incredible Renaissance painting come to life.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
It was an amazing moment, especially for Twitter, all the
memes that came about, but yeah, it became lift every
cho lift every chair, swing every chair swing. Yeah, the
chairs are here. Now. Again, this is the other thing
about these Jesus chat aies. They don't have a consistent theology.
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And again I'm so surprised.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
That this like human religious people, exactly.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Like human Christians.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's it's it's it's also I
mean they have a voice, like any of them have,
like you can talk to them or they're just like texting.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Some can I mean, I'm sure some you can just
actually have it express whatever it's saying verbally too, but
I think for the most time people are just chatting
with it, so the message will just come up. So
the researcher just go to church.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
I'm sext and with Jesus.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
And he is throbbing right now.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
He is throbbing.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
So one of the researchers asked, all of the AI
is just one question, does hell exist? And I mean, look,
if you've been to church, you know the answer is,
like you better fucking believe it exists.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah, money, it exists, and we're living in it, which
is why I need to talk to AI Jesus.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
To get me out of here.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
AI.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Jesus said, yes, there is a hell. It's a place
of eternal torment and suffering. Okay, that feels very Catholic.
Virtual Jesus said, yes, there is a place known as
hell in the afterlife, where those who have chosen to
reject God live in sin will face eternal separation from him. Okay,
that sounds that sounds consistent. Sounds like Bible text with
Jesus a little more vibe text with Jesus said the
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concept of hell can be quite a heavy topic. God
desires for all people to come to him and experience
his love and grace and ask.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Jesus judaism, Yeah you really.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
I just like that that that text with Jesus was
a little more vibe conscious, like, hey, that's kind of heavy, man,
you know, like do he do a better job.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
We're just going to like drink my blood and eat
my body, bro.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
I just remember being put off by religious like religion
teachers growing up when they were so adamant that like
I was going to hell, Like that's the thing I
hated when they're like, you know about a realm, we
all are going to hell and this this is theives,
you know, what I mean.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
When you have kids, broccoli you're going to burn and yeah,
right next to Hitler.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
You want to get bitch, you want God to saulte.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
You sold, No, no moral discussion?
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (35:49):
How often are you deploying raising the prospect of hell?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
I mean every single day.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
It's like he turns up the temperature and their rooms.
You feel that you're cooking, You're being naughty.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
That's weird.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
And the problem is like we also decided to change
religion for the horoscope as a generation, and it's not
as scary, you know, it's not. It's not as effective
with kids. You're going to date a very go is
not as bad.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Wait, that is terrifying to me.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Okay, come on now, come down to it easy and
you take it easy.
Speaker 5 (36:26):
Man.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Why I didn't know this.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Man, that's the devil.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Beware, yeah, beware the scorpio woman, my son, beware beware. Yeah,
Because I mean, this is the thing. And I know
you've talked about it too for reseal, like in your
stand up too, Just like the idea of hell is
just so aggressively just talked about in this way that
it's like you're going to fucking hell and that's not
(36:52):
that's not good marketing. Okay, you're freaking me out.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Have you guys seen like the Mormon version of hell.
It's literally the cast system. It's like it's like there's
three celestial kingdoms and if you're the best Mormon, you
get to be in the top one. You can visit
the other ones, but then the other ones can't visit.
Back up. It's they're recreating segregation.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Oh, there's no there's no upward mobility.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
For I don't think so I did. I remember I
went to I grew up in Utah for Brizio, and
I went on a sleepover and they forced you to
go to church with them in the morning if you
want to have like any social life with Mormon friends, right,
And so I went to church, and then I like,
I went to their Sunday school thing and I was
like asking too many questions about the celestial kingdoms, and
they were like, we covered this last week. And I
(37:39):
was like, wait, what about people who just like didn't know?
So they're like they can't be on the highest Earth.
They were really upset with me. I was like, I
wasn't here last week. I don't believe in this. They
were like, this is my version of hell. You in
my class right now?
Speaker 4 (37:58):
What if what if we we like the three of us,
we go to and they like we start a podcast,
we do the same again and again.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
No, and the the like hell is like the universe
of cars. It's like we all cars or bodies are
cars and we have to leave a life like a car.
I think that's for me probably the probably the worst
are there?
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Yeah, because like those technically aren't chairs their seats, so
like if we can't have chairs and.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
How that's hell for me.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
That's hell for me.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
Also, like you know, like the universe's cars like sounds
like I don't know, like a torture for this this creatures.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Yeah, my body has fused with my car. I am
one with the car.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Have you been a universal?
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:51):
I think what is the what is the The getter
Done guy is a voice and cars? Isn't he? Or
is he a voice?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
And made? Is he?
Speaker 4 (39:01):
I think he's okay?
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Yeah, then that would be my personal hell if I
had to be in the same first as the Getter
Done guy forever.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yeah see uh character Larry the Cable Guy, and then
Adam Burton and cars. Adam Burton and cars three driven
to win? It changed?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Oh damn yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
No, I think I don't know who knows. Maybe they're
like Larry the Cable asking for a lot of money.
We can just pay another guy to go like, hey,
you want to be a toe mater? There you go.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
That was like too good, actually, like they should pay you.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
That's they already do. And that's my personal hell guys,
And who's to say this isn't hell? That was the
thing I remember. I asked my dad once, I said,
does hell exist? And he said, who's to say this
isn't hell? Right now?
Speaker 1 (39:48):
And then he walked backwards into a bush.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yeah. And then then he said I'm gonna go get
some cigarettes, boy, and then he never came back.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
And then he was like, I'm not your dad McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
It was actually Kaiser. So all right, let's take another
break and we come back. We'll talk a little bit
more about the news after this.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Geternun, geter nun.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
And we're back.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Let's check in with JD.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Vance.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Okay, let's see Zorn. So this fucking guy man, he's
he recently went on Steve Stephen Miller. I'm sorry I
have to say all these fucking names. But this is
just this is what's happening right now, and I and
(40:55):
I ran out of steam on the toe mater uh impersonation.
But Stephen Miller's wife, Katie Miller, has a podcast, and
he came on and talked about all kinds of weird
shit about how he's like basically like this guy fucking
sucks as a person and just like as a parent.
He talked first about how he like, he's like, yeah, man,
(41:16):
I used AI like I used Grok, you know, the
Nazi ai on Twitter to make one of those who
Would Win books Fabrica. Do you know those books? The
Who Would Win Book? It's like a like like between
like animals and stuff, and it's just you know, like
these sort of picture books for kids.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
I've seen it more like as YouTube channels.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Yeah, I've definitely seen those.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
Yeah yeah, yeah, and they're quite amazing, I will say,
like they're very educational in a weird way, like.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Will sor and beat this Snake only one way to
find out. So he talks about in one of them,
he says, he's like, yeah, we actually made a big
Cats version where we wrote it ourselves, but I used
groc to make the actual images and he goes on
some of them are completely direct, and then he's talking
about the images. It's like a jaguar when it's paying
through the skull of a tiger, and it's like, this
(42:06):
is really gruesome ship. But here we are. The kids
loved it.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
This sounds like he's coming for Joe Rogan spot in
the podcast, like sorry.
Speaker 5 (42:18):
If you I mean, we all seen this meme of
JD Vance with this big face. Yea, there's a way
to make that for kids. I think there's a way
to make like the next Labuobo is just selling like
some kind of toy with that horrible face, and that
will be I mean more human than what you just mentioned, like.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
A curse doll version of JD Vance that's like more
ethical and progressive than Jady Vance. I think it's like
every Chucky but Chucky is trying to get like free
healthcare for everyone that's got Jadie Vance's face, right.
Speaker 5 (42:51):
Yeah, because the real Chuck is already the JD Vans,
So yeah, I think that's the way to go.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
In this interview. This first of all, Katie Miller is
like the worst. I don't even I don't even want
to call it a podcast. It's sort of like it
looks like like high school TV, your high school TV class,
Like this is your local high school news production class
where some person just reads questions like off a card
and calls that quote interview. But really it's like you're
(43:18):
filling out a quiz with someone sitting across from you.
And this one very interesting because I fabric I know
you're a parent. I'm a parent, Pola VI, you're also
a parent, and you clear you also regularly do clean
up feces, so I would say that does make you
thank you sum much.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
I got two dogs and a cat, okay, and I
hold the cat like a baby.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
And this is this is one of the questions she asked.
She's like, what's your dad ick? Like something you would
know that is insane? Okay, this is this is this
is what happens when you do these like my.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Love is conditional? Actually, And here's how.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Honestly, as I play some of these clips, you will
begin to think that that may be the case. But
here's what's your dad ick?
Speaker 7 (43:58):
Guy, So what's your dad ick? Something you swore you
would never do but now totally do as a dad.
Speaker 8 (44:07):
I mean, it's like all of the diaper changing related stuff.
It's just stuff you have to do and it's disgusting,
but you get used to it.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
That's something you said you you swear you never.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Do, like I'm sorry, but like I know, poop and
he is like not the best thing to interact with.
But like changing your child's diaper is such a like
sweet like moment, like whatever. If you've ever changed a
baby's diaper, it's like they trust you and you're.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
It's mostly like a no brainer. It's like a thing
that you just do. I mean, because it's your kid
kind of just like it could be your poop. It's
kind of like your poop too, you know, So you're
not like that this is disgusting And yeah, I mean
I don't feel that way at all, like never never
in your.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Like to your point for Za, it's like being like
I don't know some shit I swear it never do
like feed my kids, Like dude, what the fuck? I'm
keep hate fun?
Speaker 5 (45:03):
Yeah healthy, Like yeah, yeah, it's so weird.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
So then later on she asks like, hey, so like
tell me a little bit about like what's you know,
how do you handle a toddler tantrum in public? We've
already heard okay that.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
He's like, I beat the ship out of them. I mean,
give a beer.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
If you remember there there's an anecdote about when Trump
called him to be the vice president. He was like
talking like my kid was talking about Pokemon. I'm like, hey,
can you just shut the hell up about Pokemon for
thirty seconds? Trump? So this is remember that energy as
she is like asking about like, oh, so your wife
sounds like a human parent, but what about you?
Speaker 7 (45:40):
So, how do you handle a toddler tantrum in a
public place?
Speaker 3 (45:45):
Why do this.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Fucking rope?
Speaker 7 (45:51):
So how do you handle a toddler tantrum?
Speaker 5 (45:53):
And I can't have the mouth open before the question.
He is ready, He's like, you need me the question.
He's like, yeah, I coming in human reaction and coming.
Speaker 7 (46:09):
So how do you handle a toddler tantrum in a
public place?
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Should? I handle it? Very differently?
Speaker 2 (46:16):
So it's crazy.
Speaker 8 (46:17):
In airports, she peop would always come up to her,
like we had this woman come up to her a
couple of years ago and say, I'm like a child
therapist and the way that you interact with your son
is so amazing, and like praising her, and I'm like
It is amazing. She's super patient. She'll try to reason
with them. If they have a tantrum in a public place,
I immediately grab them, take through the bathroom and say
you got to cut the shit out.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
I'm the parent who's like, no, no, no, this that's so sweet.
That's so sweet. You take them to the bathroom and
he's like you, we're not going to do this in public.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
I'm in the stall next to them. I'm like, can
you stop screaming. I'm trying to ship.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Also, this is the women's room, sir. Someone but a
headline that said jd Vance likes to curse at children
in public restrooms.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
That is so funny.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
It's just a very matter of fact description. Also, I
love the way he was like suspicious. He's like, I
don't know, we're like an airport, like some like child
development expert is like coming up to my wife and
like giving her props.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
I guess how I feel about experts.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Yeah, no for real. And he was just sort of like,
I don't know what that means, but I guess she's like,
we decided to fire her.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
She would be like too many praises to my wife.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Yeah, so we cut the funding.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
He literally is like shitting on his wife in the
same thing. Also, I fucking hate how he says her name.
It's not Ushah like.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Hey, it's I think I think he almost was calling
her like it almost sounded as if he was like
giving her a sort of an abbreviated petey.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Do you guys watch wrestling? Oose anybody? No? Not not,
not currently anything from the nineties? Myself out of here?
Speaker 9 (47:58):
Okay. And then there's another part where this is just
so weird too. He says his kids are judgmental about
their This is just very revealing. I don't know what
he means by.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
This, but it sounds like his kids are aware that
they're shit, Like he's a shitty dad.
Speaker 7 (48:14):
Would you rather your kids publicly rate your parenting on
c Span or never be able to tell a dad joke?
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Again, Great delivery, Katie Miller. Also, I love the way
that question just rolled off the tongue.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Great delivery, Katie.
Speaker 4 (48:27):
She's just like watching and staring at this notes with
no human functional like.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Human you know, he doesn't feel like she wants to
be there, No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Let's see his laugh here. I'm sure he'll do a laugh.
Speaker 8 (48:43):
Never be able to tell a dad joke again.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Now, my kid, he really okay, that's he took that
one seriously. He's like, wait, my kids, he's actually assessed
my parents.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
Like, no, I have met this quota.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Yeah no, yeah, no, motherfucker real answers.
Speaker 8 (48:58):
He goes, never be able to tell a dad joke again.
And now my kids. They are very judgmental of our
parenting in public. And I think they know that, you know,
there are always cameras around, so they use that as
an opportunity to say, all, you know what dad should,
uh we should he should have Child Protective Services called
because he didn't give me two scoops of ice cream.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Wait. I literally was going to joke about that, but
then they do.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
He said, literally call CPS on my dad. But it
was like, yeah, because I didn't get on ice cream.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Was because you to the bathroom and shake him in
the ice cream parlor. But you know, that's so crazy.
Speaker 5 (49:39):
There's way more humanity in the Jesus checkbox that that
this entire uh in exchange, you know, like, it's way more.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
That is so crazy, It's okay.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
And just just lastly, because this is such a this
whole interview is so bizarre because it's like the most
evil pieces of shit just lobbing softball questions at each other,
like would you rather.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
They answer in the most evil way without realizing it.
That's crazy, Like it's softball questions, but even those they're
getting from.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
I just want to I just want to have this
one here because Katie Miller, again, she is married to
teenage mutant Ninja Gerbels himself, Stephen Miller, the architect of
the entire fucking ice raid and you know, fucking policies
that we have in this country, and this is her question.
But again we find out something fucking really weird and
(50:36):
gross about Steven Miller, just in this question.
Speaker 7 (50:39):
If you could only eat one continent for the rest
of your life, what would.
Speaker 8 (50:41):
It be one condiment? Does barbecue sauce count?
Speaker 2 (50:44):
Yeah, okay, barbie sauce, barbcue sauce.
Speaker 3 (50:46):
No.
Speaker 8 (50:47):
Now, mayonnaise is like in low doses as good. But
it's kind of like I had a buddy used to
eat French fries and mayonnaise. I thought that was disgusting.
Speaker 7 (50:54):
It's the only thing my husband is with French fries
or like period period. Okay, Wow, he's only a Manna's guy.
Speaker 8 (51:01):
I learned something about Steve. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (51:03):
Yeah, whatever.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
She's like, you need a call CPS on my husband.
He's just eating manse.
Speaker 2 (51:09):
Condiment condiment protective services because he is abusing that Best
Foods mayonnaise. What is he well, She's like, that's all.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
I imagine he like unhinges his mouth and swallows a
bottle hole, you know, like a snake. She really she
feels like you know those two like interviewer people, the
blonde that blonde girl who has like a dead pan
face where she like pretends to know not know what
like rappers do or whatever. Do you know what I'm
talking about?
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Billy something, Oh, Billy Bobby all.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
Talk Bobby, Yeah, I don't know what you like. That's
what Katie Miller. She's like, would what would you eat?
Would you? Yeah? I've never heard of you, Kendrick.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
I mean, it feels it feels like on brand that
a white supremacist like Stephen Miller would just be downing mannaise.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
I think that's what turned him. I think I think
he's like it.
Speaker 5 (52:02):
I think he feels like he's eating puss, Like he's
just eating like I think that's what's happening there. I
don't think that's mayonnaise. I think he's just enjoy he's lying.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
He goes to like a fucking cosmetic surgery like doctor
pimple popes for you.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
Unless he's my club, but like the most disgusting version.
Speaker 4 (52:24):
I think that's more on brand with the character.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that that tracks. And that's
a brutal visual of seeing him rummage through the biohazardous waste.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Actually can't pull him out of the biohozards waste dumps
in my mind now he says he's always in there.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
He always says, I need to get more bags, is
what he says whenever he needs I need more.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
He has the voice of the cockroach man and men
in black.
Speaker 8 (52:51):
Hey what.
Speaker 3 (52:53):
More mayonnaise?
Speaker 2 (52:59):
Oh god, even your skin is hanging off your bones?
Just light bulb fat and Walter. Oh god, please Stephen,
please just give it a break. Think of your kids,
Think of your kids more well. For Retocopano, thank you
(53:20):
so much for joining us on the daily Zeitgeist. Where
do the people find you? Follow you?
Speaker 3 (53:25):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (53:26):
Watch your new special again. I can't recommend the special enough.
I was just talking about how we need more positive inputs,
Like there's so much negative shit that you will get
ambiently from looking at your phone or whatever. Try and
put some more light into your life. Your special absolutely
did that for me. So again, thank you for coming on.
But yeah, where do the people find you and support
you and all that?
Speaker 4 (53:46):
Thank you so much for having me. It was a
lot of fun, except for the pus part. I'm sorry
for that.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
I sorry, we needed it, we deserve its.
Speaker 1 (53:53):
Usually how these episodes and somebody always apologizing for the
puss part.
Speaker 5 (53:58):
I yeah, you can find me on social media and
at Fabricia comedian with a Z Fabrizio comedian and h'm
that's my name in every social media in existence right now,
so you can find me. I'm touring in the US
at the end of the year, so I'll be all
over the place having fun with the piss.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
And is there a work of media that you're enjoying?
Social media post, any kind of thing, anything you've been enjoying.
Speaker 4 (54:24):
I really like these videos of people.
Speaker 5 (54:27):
I don't know if if I mean, maybe it's like
chilean algorithm showing me this, but blame Blade, Bail, but
no bay Blade.
Speaker 4 (54:35):
It's like this, Oh yeah, you know, they're making kind
of a comeback.
Speaker 3 (54:39):
Here, are you?
Speaker 2 (54:40):
Oh really?
Speaker 4 (54:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (54:42):
The Blade?
Speaker 5 (54:43):
Yeah yeah, So there's like these kids who make characters
out of them and they portray like I'm like, it's great.
Maybe once again, this is just a Chilean this is
a regional algorithm thing.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
But that's my favorite content right now.
Speaker 2 (54:59):
I love that love a bay Blade. I used to
play that with my nephew, who I didn't realize how
serious those kids took it. I was like, y'all are
just spinning these ships in a plastic bull but okay,
one must win. Oh and then also your special it's
a bit on YouTube also, right yeah, you can find.
Speaker 5 (55:15):
It on the eight hundred Pound Guerrilla Media YouTube channel.
And yeah, that's it's the full special is there for
everyone right now. Also, I think it's like for paying
Amazon and all those other things, but don't do that.
Speaker 4 (55:27):
Just get it for free.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
Exactly watch. Yeah, please do please do. Paula v thank
you so much for guests hosting today. Where do the
people find you? Follow you? What's the working media you like?
Speaker 9 (55:39):
I've been really enjoying, mayo, oh god, really enjoying.
Speaker 1 (55:48):
My name is Paula Vigan Allen p A L l
A b I g U n A l A N everywhere.
I have the Comedy Store Facial Recognition comedy at the
Comedy Store every month. We have a show this Friday
at eight, so I'm gonna tell all my brown people
POC it's actually at seven thirty, so you guys come
through on time, don't miss the first acts. And a
(56:11):
thing of media I've been enjoying. I just saw a tweet.
It says from Slick Mike s L I C C
M I C good morning text from my boyfriend with
the Greater than signs, And it's a screenshot of a
text that said I'm worried Alec Baldwin might kill again
dot dot dot. Uh.
Speaker 4 (56:33):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
I feel like he's killed before the Blood Book incident.
Speaker 3 (56:37):
But we just don't know it.
Speaker 1 (56:39):
Yeah, I'm said, I believe that for all the pas
from thirty Rock accounted for likes anybody.
Speaker 2 (56:45):
Looked into No No No, you can find me everywhere
at Miles of Gray. I also talk about nine day
fance on four to twenty day Fiance working media. I
like from the Future for b seos special go Chack,
Thank you much.
Speaker 4 (57:00):
I laughed.
Speaker 2 (57:01):
You know you know we like Jesus jokes out here.
We got that. You know we like insulting Americans. We
got that. How we only have a few ways to
insult each other, like by saying fuck yes, hell, he's
calling out names. I love the joke about how you
have a keyboard of insults. That ship really made me laugh.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
But anyway, I have a really important question for Fabristio. Yes, okay,
as a stand up comedian, I feel like you're you
might be at war with yourself because like chairs versus stools,
oh damn, or like stools like a subset of chairs,
like rectangles and squares.
Speaker 4 (57:36):
They're completely the opposite the enemy.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
You're right, You're right, I am.
Speaker 1 (57:44):
You have to bring a chair out now every time
because you've shown chair out.
Speaker 4 (57:48):
Do you even mentions in front of me? Please?
Speaker 1 (57:51):
Next time our doctor like slowly puts away his documents. Okay,
but you're you have diarrhea, so I do need it.
Speaker 2 (58:00):
You're like, shut up, shut up, stool.
Speaker 4 (58:05):
That's yeah. I I am a chairman and I'm gonna die.
It's the chair man.
Speaker 2 (58:10):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (58:10):
Oh yeah, back support bitch.
Speaker 2 (58:12):
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New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Football’s funniest family duo — Jason Kelce of the Philadelphia Eagles and Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs — team up to provide next-level access to life in the league as it unfolds. The two brothers and Super Bowl champions drop weekly insights about the weekly slate of games and share their INSIDE perspectives on trending NFL news and sports headlines. They also endlessly rag on each other as brothers do, chat the latest in pop culture and welcome some very popular and well-known friends to chat with them. Check out new episodes every Wednesday. Follow New Heights on the Wondery App, YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to new episodes early and ad-free, and get exclusive content on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify. And join our new membership for a unique fan experience by going to the New Heights YouTube channel now!
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!