In this edition of JD Vance, Vance Refrigera-Trend, Jack and Miles talk about Biden's $1.2 billion debt relief, Matt Gaetz having a new face, Hulk Hogan speaking at the Republican National Convention, Bob Newhart passing away, Fluffy soda, A new trending gum for exercising your jaw, The New Alien promotional popcorn bucket, and much more!
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of JD
Vance Vance Refrigerat Trends. A little office reference that I
sure as hell didn't get. I did, but Miles did
and explained it to me that one courtesy of JD.
Salad bar on the discord. Uh man, and my name
(00:22):
is Jack, and that over there, well that is Miles. Yes,
And I could care less about the country struggling. And
I could care less, Miles. I just want to kiss you, Miles. Yes, Joseph, Robinette, Biden,
oh Man, Batman and Robinette. He did a one point
(00:44):
two billion dollar relief. Yeah, is he just gonna like
do all the stuff now?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Now? Like we're like we don't really like you anymore. Man,
This has been like the one thing he's been trying
to consistently deliver on, you know, like he really has
been picking. I think it's like up to one hundred
and sixty some billion.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
At this point that he's forgiven God damn.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah. Yeah, so far the totals one to sixty eight
point five billion dollars that has been approved for debt relief.
But yeah, this one specifically is for public service workers,
about thirty five thousand people we'll get some relief there,
and hell yeah, yeah, it's possible through like overhauling what
they have, the Public Service Loan Forgiveness program, which allows
like you know again, if you're like a firefighter or
(01:29):
a teacher, you work at a nonprofit to get debt
forgiveness if you've paid for ten years on your federal
loan balance. So yeah, good yeah, good news.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
We'll dig in more on tomorrow's episode about how it's
looking more and more like people are going to COVID.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Too, by the way, Yeah, he does have COVID.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, and that combined with just increasing leaks to the
media from higher up, like the top of the Democratic
Party being like, yeah, man, I've basically asked him to
step down like a you know, he it's looking more
and more like he might step down, and if he
combined the stepping down selflessly stepping aside while also like
(02:13):
doing a bunch of shit like that people want him
to do, like maybe stop funding the genocide and uh
also you know, debt relief also apparently you know, there
is court reform on in the works.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
That's more like vibes than yeah, what can he do now?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, that's like starting a conversation more so than something
he could get done before he leaves office. But anyways, uh,
that is the latest from the bid. Yeah, yeah, Matt Gates. Meanwhile, uh,
as you put it in the dock, Matt Gates just
hard launched a new face at the RNZ.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Came at us. Shit just again. This is a hard
one to talk about because it's so visual, but Matt
Gates pulled up to that RNC stage look like again,
my first instinct here was my man went hard on
the botulism shots on the boat but toks. Yeah, and
(03:19):
the eyebrow pencil you're filling it in. It's what like
what I was trying to kind of like just do
that thing where you like cover half his face to
kind of figure out who he looks like. He kind
of has like Jack Nicholson Joker esque eyebrows, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, that's the first thing I thought of was Jack
Nicholson Joker from Tim Burton's Batman. It like when he
paints you know, flesh tone peach paint over his face,
Yeah right right, and he like looks off. Yeah, yeah,
that's kind of what it looks like. It looks like
he got the he got exposed to the joker gas
or whatever. The he also yeah, he like people pointed out,
(03:57):
like he looks like, you know, as he you see
a real housewife like go later and later into the
season they get that kind of beastung.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Look face yep, got to get the fillers, got to
get the boatox. Yeah, I look, I don't know what
it was, but as the drag queens that he hates
would probably say, he looks geiche to the gods with
this fac with his geiched your giche is your makeup,
your geisha? Ye, look, you know what I mean. It's
not a whole giche like that, but he looks he
(04:27):
has made he's made up his mind, folks, and this
is his face.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It's uh yeah, it's and it's wild like the The
other noteworthy thing is that it seems like it happened overnight,
like literally, right video of him from earlier in the RNC,
he looks like himself, and then in this he came
out looking like he's been possessed by a doll or
(04:53):
something something, you know, like he came out looking like
a Matt Gates.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Doll, right right, Like yeah, if Matt Gates became a
bratz doll. It's your Gates brats doll.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
My writer jam is pointing out that people went to
a plastic surgeon and were like.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
What the fuck is this right?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The plastic surgeon says it may not have been botox
since he looked normalist earlier in the week, but rather
a threadlift or eyebrow lift combined with makeup.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Oofs, Yeah, an.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Eyebrow lift, like what a move to be, like, I
need to get these fuckers higher. Yeah, before my speech
in two hours. Like it feels like it was done
very last minute. He's probably like or he's like, what
can I do to my face? And they're like, well,
it's surgeon.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I don't want to do surgery. Oh hey, I don't
know botox and needles.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
No, is a threadlift like where they just like insert
threads into the corners of your eyebrows and then just
like lift the eyebrows up like this.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It's a type of procedure where in temporary sutures are
used to produce a subtle but visible lift in skin.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Jesus, well, that can't be it, because this ship is
in no way subtle.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, no, no, no, but hey, anyway, you look like shit.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Matt well done, look like shit, shit, seem like shit,
just to generally be a ship exactly. The Republicans have
gone full idiocracy with respect to their relationship to wrestling,
and to the extent that Hulk Cogan is booked to
(06:32):
speak tonight at the final night of.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
The r n C.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Which it is a sad state of
affairs when the racist, homophobic star of Mister Nanny is
far from the worst guest at a political convention.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Well, the Undertaker is going to be speaking at the
d n C. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
That's if DNC fucking knew what they were doing, they
would have the Undertaker.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Even Nash is going to be speaking. Okay, who's with
nWo out here? But yeah, he's recently.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Been floating the idea of running for political office. Has
said as much to the hosts of Fox and Friends
while promoting his new beer, which was specifically created as
an alternative to bud Light.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
And sounds like might truly be racist. There was a
woman on Twitter who was saying she was hired to
do like promo stuff for Hulk Hogan's beer, but was
fired when Hulk Hogan saw that she was a woman
of color. Wow, and then showed like who they have
out there, and it's it's most it's actually all white
women promoting hate beer or hate light beer.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, I mean he's someone who is on you know,
people are like, when is the tape of Donald Trump
saying then we're going to launch and like Hulk Hogan's
political aspirations launched with a tape of him going on
a racist tye rd.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Right like that, Yeah, how can we run the ww anymore?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, what happened? Man?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
But yeah, Roger Stone has floated him like been like
Hulk Cogan should run for Senate. And obviously there's Jesse
the body Ventura had success in politics. Like it, it
makes sense, like it makes like they are not as
(08:22):
dissimilar as you would think at first. Made that point
for a reason. It resonated for a reason. It's you know,
it's pretend it's just broad theatricality. It makes sense that
(08:42):
Donald Trump is basically a professional wrestling character, is literally
a professional wrestling character. But you know, even before he
like stepped in the ring, was essentially a professional wrestling
character whose character was just rich guy. And you know,
he has become one of the most successful politicians of
(09:03):
all time in America.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Hey, Hulk, Hogan is not afraid to go against Iran,
you know, as demonstrated when he fought the Iron Chic
on the w w F. So yeah, you know, he
does have some foreign policies, you know, cred I'll give
him that.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
And it does feel like it's of a piece with
the overall trend that we've been kind of feeling vibrations
of of just like a return to the Reagan eighties.
That seems to be where the RNC is hoping things
are headed. So why not have fucking Hulk Hogan actual Hogan.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Thanks Hulk.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, anyways, Uh, we'll see how that speech goes over tonight.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I know what's he gonna and how who's he gonna call? Brother?
I know loves to use the hard R with brother
and other words. In Jesus, Hulk, just leave it.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Relax, baby, I don't say what we relax, baby, Relax baby,
Come on, baby, got a relax for me, Baby giving
him a shoulder rub before he goes out.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Hey, baby, I needed to relax for me. Baby, Just
don't go.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
And then so he's speaking on the last night, obviously
Trump is speaking on the last night. Have you noticed,
So shout out to the Cool Zone team who went
into the belly of the Beast, Robert Evans Garrison, Sophie
went to the Republican National Convention, have amazing tales to
(10:33):
tell that We'll be coming out throughout the week, and
have already been coming out on their show, their daily show.
It could happen here. But Sophie, I was chatting with
her this morning and she was like, Trump looked very
has looked very sad all week, which I was also
kind of picking up. I'm wondering what what's gonna come
(10:56):
with his Like is his speech going to just normal shit?
Is he going to try and strike a new like
somber tone now that he survived an assassination attem?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, it's the reporting around it sounds like there's also
been stuff where like, uh, the like you know, party
people and Trump campaign people have been going over people's
speeches to kind of take out any super fiery rhetoric,
although like, where's the line for the Republican Party in
terms of fiery rhetoric? Yeah, but I mean it does
(11:28):
seem like if you're just trying to wrangle with the
optics of Trump, like you would want to present him
as like it's not the same guy anymore. Yeah, piece
of shit that everyone hated. He emerged from the ashes. Yeah,
like he got he's actually got really shook from almost dying. Yeah,
and now he's realized the thing. I mean, that might
be what they're going for, but I don't know. I mean,
(11:49):
I can't imagine no matter how much he wants to
be like I did it, the idea that you almost
got killed probably affects you in some way, you'd think so, yeah,
but you never know. He was more concerned about his
lifts though. Yeah. Yeah, I mean yeah, partially you're like,
did this affect him in some way?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
But it also could just be that he's falling asleep.
He does seem to be falling asleep throughout the rn C.
And also you like, look at the fact that he
just like went golfing the day after he got shot.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah, he's keeping it moving, He's keeping it moving. But
I'm sure like the people ideally like this is our
moment to pivot with Trump and show the softer side.
He's a unifier and he remembers all the racial slurs.
He doesn't have to make ones up because his brain
still works all right, let's take a quick break and
we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
And we're back and rip to one of the greats
to ever do it one mister Bob Newhart. George Robert
new Heart, groundbreaking stand up comedian, TV sitcom legend mates
a new Heart massive who passed away at the age
(13:11):
of ninety four.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Damn ninety four. Yeah he did, he did good.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Younger listeners may know him as the Dad Elf from Elf.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Ah, Yes, the Dad Alf Dad Elf. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
He's also I guess he was in Big Bang Theory.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Never seen it. As a Christian, I refuse to acknowledge
The Big Bang in any way. So wow, why would
I even.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I'm gonna start saying that because it is the show
that like when people are like, oh, yeah, you have
a comedy show, well you're you like Big Bang Theory. Right,
let's talk about Big Big Theory is a thing that
like you know, aunts and uncles and stuff. So from
now on, instead of feeling uncomfortable and bad that I'm
(13:55):
not a Big Bank Theory, I'm just gonna shame them
be like, as a Christian, I can't. I'm sorry invest
my time.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
What do you want me to watch? Jurassic Park also
with you. No, those are Christ's creations if they even existed,
and they only get years ago.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Thank you, Miles. Can I interest you in a new
type of coke? So dirty soda we talked about in
the past. That's where you combine your favorite sodi pop
with extra sugar for some reason, and half and half
for some reason. It is a It is from the
(14:35):
world of Utah where they're like the Utah, the world
of Utah, from the planet of Utah, desert planet. It's
so that that's a big one. So now people are like, oh,
you thought that was wild. Well how about a fluffy coke,
(14:56):
which is you spread marshmallow fluff around the inside of
a cup and then fill.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
It with ice on soda. Oh yeah, right, that's that's
less interesting to me. What's it gonna be? Like what
happens when they combine? Like it is it fluff mill?
It's not fluffy? Why am I even acting like it's
is it it's fluffy? I mean it could be eating cloud.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Like you know in the way that you put this
scoop of ice cream into a coke and they're like
that flap.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
That froth lom yeah on top the from the frothy
flum Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a bit of Yeah, I
don't I always love that ship unsettling to me. I'm
watching a video of two ladies trying it on TikTok.
How they doing they're drinking it? I must write some off.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
The sat and I start throwing up like that horse
and the.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
And it gets kind of clamy. What do you rate
our fluffy soda? Oh? I like it?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Hell yeah, Okay, I give it a I might not
be up on fluffy soda, but I'm up on those
drink reviewers.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, we're just like, hell yeah, I love this. I'm
giving it a ten. All right. How about this ice water? Yeah? Oh,
chrisp I like it. I'll give it a ten. Hold on,
can I give it another try? Wow, it's almost like
melted ice. It has the same kind of flavor as
melted ice. I'm giving it a living. Yeah. I guess
(16:28):
like this lady and her mema just go and try
stuff that's probably very wholesome until they probably put up
some weird race strands and then you're like it's not great.
Here we go the Yeah. So anyways, that's a new thing.
Would you try it? Do you have fluff at your home.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I don't know, we don't keep fluff in the house.
We're oh, we are like a boring house. Like I
if my friends from growing up came to my house
and looked in our cupboard, they would be like, why
do your parents suck? Oh? No?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Oh? Like if like you right, like you would have
that self consciousness as a kid, like mom, we got
to have Doritle's in here, and my fucking friends are
gonna cool chip, They're gonna fuck me up outside.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, that was that was my family growing up. We
didn't have any like sweet and cereals. All our cereal
was the color of fucking cardboard.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah, and it was or shredded cardboard. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Hey, we're feeling a little crazy and yeah it was
just not nothing was sweet. All the snacks were like
pretty bad. Yeah, exact same.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
That's why I think that for me again, like why
I you know, I'm now eating much better, but in
my twenties and shit, I was eating like a fucking
goblin with a cursed digestive system, like cause I did.
It's like, you know, all those things are kept from you.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
You know.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
It's like those kids who's like parents are like super
restrictive like in high school, and then they go to
college and they don't know how to act, and like,
I've completely wasted, like my first semester getting fucked up.
I don't even know what was going on.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I don't know anything about those kids. I would be
but know nothing about that.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
That's me with like fast food, I was like the
second I was buying my own food, I'm like, dude,
I mean fluffy burgers and soda. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Uh, all right, we have a new trend. Gen Z
boys are chewing on rock hard gum uh and and
the pitch get ready, uh huh? Say goodbye to a
weak chin and hello to a jaw line that commands attention. Jawliner,
a brand that sells facial fitness chewing gum, says on
(18:36):
its website, I'm sorry Jawliner bro.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
What oh so like you're gonna work all those like
mandibular muscles and shit to have the most ripped face? Yes?
Is that even possible? I feel like a chin is struck.
I mean, look at Michael B. Jordan. So glad you
asked my man could not I don't think he was
chewing jawlner.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
He got something he puts someone else's jaw liner in
his Yeah. Yeah, isn't that the theory that he got
a jaw line? Yeah, that he had chant surgery, Yeah,
because I mean that was the I remember him in
the wire and he was like adorable and very week
of chin.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, and now he looks got leading man chin.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Looks like a fucking chad dude. There's no other way
to put it.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Okay, So it is so
funny because chadshit is so fucking pervasive online and like
gig a chad face, like with the fucking cinder block
jaw is like cool that now you can chew a
gum to recompletely reset your strop home struggle. Yes, or
you can't, but they are selling it, according to a
(19:48):
jaw line doctor. I don't know who the fuck doctor
Evers gurd is, but he is apparently an expert who
told The New York Times, you would have to chew
gum for so long, for eight hours a day, for
years in years to get the effect that they're looking for.
The risks definitely outweigh the best challenge, fucking accepted doctor.
I've definitely had.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I'm a big gum guy, a gum hog and have
chewed gum to the point that my jaw is like.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Tired at the end of the day. Yeah, I know
that feeling. Yeah, so I've.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
And I've got a you know, the same jaw line
as Jacks from h Vander Pump Rules.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah, so it makes sense. I mean, Jack, you got
you got chin privilege, man, So I think you should
chocolate up to the gum man. Some people are just
born with it, man, just born with it. That's natty.
That's natty. So dudes are gonna come up to me like, yo, bro,
what's up with your chin jaw? Is that natty? Yeah?
Where'd you get? Who did your chin? Bro?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
God?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Bro? That's right, the only guy who could on God.
And finally, we do have it is in our contract
that we have to always report anytime there's a new
popcorn bucket that you can have sex with, that you
can fuck. There's a new one. There's a new one.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
It is the alien face fucker.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Or the Zeno more.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah, it's actually not. I can't fuck what I was hoping.
You can't really.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Pardon me free for I'm like, pardon me as if
I'm lecturing a school of it like elementary school. I
didn't mean to say that the or if the opening
is not conducing for any kind of even pleasure, I
would say, yeah, looks like a guess. Yeah, it's just
a rectangular hole on top of the thing. Is this? Wait?
(21:39):
Is there a new alien movie coming out? There is?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
And it was something that I was one unaware of
until uh I started seeing the posters in the past
week or so. It feels like something that they're like
just trying to launch last minute or something, or maybe
I'm just not checking for the Alien franchise that much.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
But I mean, I'm marketing of films has been so
bad I feel like recently that and I think also
I'm kind of not in the spaces where traditional marketing reaches,
so sometimes I'm like kind of in a dead zone
when it comes to like new movies and shit like that.
But that feels big Alien Romulus, which I can't not
think of Karen Culkin's character. Yeah, I just want to
(22:21):
say Alien remis yeah, but cool.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
It would have been a much worse title, Alien Remits
re miss It's about like the underdog kind of nerdy alien.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
The one that couldn't reach the wolf's breast to feed on.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
They but the cover is somebody getting their face fucked
by the face hugger. I just in my mind it
has been replaced face hugger, face fucker hugging is a
real Like that sounds like some revisionist shit that like
a metoed guy would be like what, I was just
(22:56):
hugging them?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, yeah, it's like not real. You are impregnating their face.
A little euphemistic here with that description. Wait, so when
does it come out? Wait, like a month? Yeah, it's
coming out very soon. Oh you know what this poster
looks familiar? Yeah, it's like red with the yeah yeah
(23:19):
on their face. Okay, wow, that's so completely upended my plans.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
It's I mean, it's starting to like appear on all
the buses in Los Angeles like it's gonna have it's
gonna have an LA bus line.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I am seeing Twisters tonight, so maybe it will be
one of the I'm excited for you. Oh my god,
I'm so excited to see this terrible like hopefully why
what made you?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Is it because you were a Twisters a Twister fan?
Yeah back in the day.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it was just more like it
felt like nineteen. In my mind, nineteen ninety six was
such a pure era for me, you know what I mean.
I was like twelve, you know, you don't you're not
smart enough to really know like about the suffering of
like modern life or anything. And it wasn't like so
upfront and center, so like yeah, like the biggest pleasures
(24:08):
were being like, we're gonna go to the movies, and
I'm like, yes, yeah, let's go to the movie.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
And so with Twister, I think I also love the
idea the little robots that they would launch into the
fucking storm. I thought, like Dorothy, all that shit I
thought was like so like I don't know, I just
and I love the steak and eggs. I just for
there's a part where they eat steak and eggs mm hm,
like at a diet or like for breakfast in one scene,
and it like I started to eat. I tried to
get steak and eggs until my my my parents are like, bro,
(24:36):
you're not ordering steak and eggs before you're talking about
your fucking twelve.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
That was like a thing that you weren't really aware
of prior to that was the idea of steaking eggs.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Ol Yeah, and then you saw it on screen, like
the just the way it was kind of like sizzling greasy.
I was like, oh fuck, yeah, So there's like a
bunch of other shit tied up and just really has
I don't think again, it's nothing to do with the
fucking movie itself, but like I feel like steak and
eggs delivers on the promise. I've had maybe steak and
eggs three times in my life actually, and I'm always like, eh.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I feel like it's just there's something It's never that
good a piece of steak, and that's the point. Yeah,
something about the combination that feels like it doesn't work
the way I always want it to work. I don't
need Yoki steak, yeah, you know what I mean, Like
steak is enough on its own without the eggs, and
eggs are enough on their own. I don't Yeah, I
(25:27):
don't need it.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
See producer Victor knows, he knows the vibes. The whole
thing is uh yeah. I think it's just one of
it for me. That's like Twisters would be one piece
for me to have a Barbenheimer moment, you know what
I mean. Yeah, Like if they did Twisters and then
like a good sequel to Space Jam or like some
other movie from ninety six, because I think the secret
(25:49):
to I think we'll just just on it just describing it.
Barbie is something that is so fucking ubiquitous in culture. Yeah,
like now becoming a movie something you never thought could
a movie being a movie like that has one engine,
and then the Oppenheimer thing was Chris Nolan and so
like that becomes required viewing for people who like to
(26:10):
go to the movies. So I think, sure you need
something close to that rather than like what about Garfunkel
and Oates or whatever the fuck they were trying to
do with the Garfunkland Oates leave them alone. I didn't
know Ricky Lindholm was with Fred Armison. Oh yeah, she
like they just had a kid or something. I was like, wait,
Ricky Lindholm is with Fred Armison, Fred Armisen, Yeah, anyway, Makuchi,
(26:31):
yeah anyway. So all right, so this is this is
a list of domestic box office winners for the year
nineteen ninety six. Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Independence Day. We've already had our sequel that sucked for that,
so we can't compare Twisters number two. So we have twisters.
Who are we pairing with Twisters. What sequel, I'll just
go through the ones that don't yet have sequels. The
Rock Oh okay, Nutty Professor has a sequel obviously, Yeah, Ransom.
(27:05):
But I don't feel like that is the bird cage, Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I mean, you know, rest in Peace, Robin Williams. I
don't know who picks up that mantle. But yeah, but
gen Z I feel is rediscovering bird case. I've seen
a lot of Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I've just seen like some being like no bird cage.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I found it. What phenomenon phenomenon? Dude, it was.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
It was in that period where John Travolta. We were
just like John Travolta as Angel. YEP, sign me up,
John Travolta, but he's like real smart, yep, sign me up.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yep. The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, there's not and then Space Jams like kind of
the one that would make the most sense, but that
came out during the pandemic.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Yeah, I'm even looking at like ninety seven mm and
a condo. Yeah, Volcano mans in the ninety seven was
kind of a lean year too.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Jingle all the Way was a good was a good
one from ninety six at least partially.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
But it can't be a reboot, you know what I mean.
It's like you need to take something. It has to
be like Twisters. I get like it's been long enough
that that works, but it has to be like I
was saying, like, it has to be something on par
with like a fucking teenage muw Ninja Turtles movie that
is supposed to activate, like the thirty plus brain. I
do have it, now what? And I do have it
(28:23):
now what?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
So Sleeper because Sleepers was the movie from ninety six
with Kevin Bacon abusing children. So Sleeper, we take it
in the opposite d okay, only one sleeper?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Okay, all right, but that's just about enough. Wasn't he
like a fucked up like juvenile prison guard? Yes? Yeah, yeah,
it's a fucked up movie. I remember that shit.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah, but it was PG thirteen and I just went,
oh no, it was our How did I go see
this in theaters?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
When it came it was on TV a lot, I
feel like, on HBO a lot, and I watched it.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I was really into Sleepers, like for some readon I
was like, this is going to be so sick, and
then it was I don't know why. I thought that
was gonna be good, but it was. I mean, I
think it.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Was fine, but it was dark as fun, right, and
they just like decide to murder the guard who abused them.
That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
And it's two hours and twenty seven minutes, and I
remember every one of those minutes being like, god, damn,
this is long and bleak. And I am on a date,
freshman in high school date.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I remember always like being like, I remember always watching
Basketball Diaries when it came on. Yeah, and that was
also fucking we But I just remember being like, yo, it's.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
A basketball movie, like whit men can't jump. Yeah, that's
how I viewed it. Yeah, truly heroin addiction. Wait what's
the guy doing in the bathroom stall with him?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah? I remember that was a big idea. I remember
asking my dad to explain that scene to me in
nineteen ninety five. I was eleven years old, and yeah,
my dad did not he does not pull punches with
the truth as a kid, and he was, oh yeah,
he just like what, Oh, well, I don't want to
be addicted to Heroin.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Turns out yeah, bad bad time times all right. Those
are some of the things that are trending on this
Thursday afternoon. We are back tomorrow with a wholes episode
of the show. Until then, be kind to each other,
be kind to yourself, get the vaccine, get your flu shots,
don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
(30:38):
to you tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Bye bye,
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of JD
Vance Vance Refrigerat Trends. A little office reference that I
sure as hell didn't get. I did, but Miles did
and explained it to me that one courtesy of JD.
Salad bar on the discord. Uh man, and my name
(00:22):
is Jack, and that over there, well that is Miles. Yes,
And I could care less about the country struggling. And
I could care less, Miles. I just want to kiss you, Miles. Yes, Joseph, Robinette, Biden,
oh Man, Batman and Robinette. He did a one point
(00:44):
two billion dollar relief. Yeah, is he just gonna like
do all the stuff now?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Now? Like we're like we don't really like you anymore. Man,
This has been like the one thing he's been trying
to consistently deliver on, you know, like he really has
been picking. I think it's like up to one hundred
and sixty some billion.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
At this point that he's forgiven God damn.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah. Yeah, so far the totals one to sixty eight
point five billion dollars that has been approved for debt relief.
But yeah, this one specifically is for public service workers,
about thirty five thousand people we'll get some relief there,
and hell yeah, yeah, it's possible through like overhauling what
they have, the Public Service Loan Forgiveness program, which allows
like you know again, if you're like a firefighter or
(01:29):
a teacher, you work at a nonprofit to get debt
forgiveness if you've paid for ten years on your federal
loan balance. So yeah, good yeah, good news.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
We'll dig in more on tomorrow's episode about how it's
looking more and more like people are going to COVID.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Too, by the way, Yeah, he does have COVID.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, and that combined with just increasing leaks to the
media from higher up, like the top of the Democratic
Party being like, yeah, man, I've basically asked him to
step down like a you know, he it's looking more
and more like he might step down, and if he
combined the stepping down selflessly stepping aside while also like
(02:13):
doing a bunch of shit like that people want him
to do, like maybe stop funding the genocide and uh
also you know, debt relief also apparently you know, there
is court reform on in the works.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
That's more like vibes than yeah, what can he do now?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, that's like starting a conversation more so than something
he could get done before he leaves office. But anyways, uh,
that is the latest from the bid. Yeah, yeah, Matt Gates. Meanwhile, uh,
as you put it in the dock, Matt Gates just
hard launched a new face at the RNZ.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Came at us. Shit just again. This is a hard
one to talk about because it's so visual, but Matt
Gates pulled up to that RNC stage look like again,
my first instinct here was my man went hard on
the botulism shots on the boat but toks. Yeah, and
(03:19):
the eyebrow pencil you're filling it in. It's what like
what I was trying to kind of like just do
that thing where you like cover half his face to
kind of figure out who he looks like. He kind
of has like Jack Nicholson Joker esque eyebrows, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, that's the first thing I thought of was Jack
Nicholson Joker from Tim Burton's Batman. It like when he
paints you know, flesh tone peach paint over his face,
Yeah right right, and he like looks off. Yeah, yeah,
that's kind of what it looks like. It looks like
he got the he got exposed to the joker gas
or whatever. The he also yeah, he like people pointed out,
(03:57):
like he looks like, you know, as he you see
a real housewife like go later and later into the
season they get that kind of beastung.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Look face yep, got to get the fillers, got to
get the boatox. Yeah, I look, I don't know what
it was, but as the drag queens that he hates
would probably say, he looks geiche to the gods with
this fac with his geiched your giche is your makeup,
your geisha? Ye, look, you know what I mean. It's
not a whole giche like that, but he looks he
(04:27):
has made he's made up his mind, folks, and this
is his face.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It's uh yeah, it's and it's wild like the The
other noteworthy thing is that it seems like it happened overnight,
like literally, right video of him from earlier in the RNC,
he looks like himself, and then in this he came
out looking like he's been possessed by a doll or
(04:53):
something something, you know, like he came out looking like
a Matt Gates.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Doll, right right, Like yeah, if Matt Gates became a
bratz doll. It's your Gates brats doll.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
My writer jam is pointing out that people went to
a plastic surgeon and were like.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
What the fuck is this right?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The plastic surgeon says it may not have been botox
since he looked normalist earlier in the week, but rather
a threadlift or eyebrow lift combined with makeup.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Oofs, Yeah, an.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Eyebrow lift, like what a move to be, like, I
need to get these fuckers higher. Yeah, before my speech
in two hours. Like it feels like it was done
very last minute. He's probably like or he's like, what
can I do to my face? And they're like, well,
it's surgeon.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I don't want to do surgery. Oh hey, I don't
know botox and needles.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
No, is a threadlift like where they just like insert
threads into the corners of your eyebrows and then just
like lift the eyebrows up like this.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It's a type of procedure where in temporary sutures are
used to produce a subtle but visible lift in skin.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Jesus, well, that can't be it, because this ship is
in no way subtle.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, no, no, no, but hey, anyway, you look like shit.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Matt well done, look like shit, shit, seem like shit,
just to generally be a ship exactly. The Republicans have
gone full idiocracy with respect to their relationship to wrestling,
and to the extent that Hulk Cogan is booked to
(06:32):
speak tonight at the final night of.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
The r n C.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Which it is a sad state of
affairs when the racist, homophobic star of Mister Nanny is
far from the worst guest at a political convention.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Well, the Undertaker is going to be speaking at the
d n C. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
That's if DNC fucking knew what they were doing, they
would have the Undertaker.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Even Nash is going to be speaking. Okay, who's with
nWo out here? But yeah, he's recently.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Been floating the idea of running for political office. Has
said as much to the hosts of Fox and Friends
while promoting his new beer, which was specifically created as
an alternative to bud Light.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
And sounds like might truly be racist. There was a
woman on Twitter who was saying she was hired to
do like promo stuff for Hulk Hogan's beer, but was
fired when Hulk Hogan saw that she was a woman
of color. Wow, and then showed like who they have
out there, and it's it's most it's actually all white
women promoting hate beer or hate light beer.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, I mean he's someone who is on you know,
people are like, when is the tape of Donald Trump
saying then we're going to launch and like Hulk Hogan's
political aspirations launched with a tape of him going on
a racist tye rd.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Right like that, Yeah, how can we run the ww anymore?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, what happened? Man?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
But yeah, Roger Stone has floated him like been like
Hulk Cogan should run for Senate. And obviously there's Jesse
the body Ventura had success in politics. Like it, it
makes sense, like it makes like they are not as
(08:22):
dissimilar as you would think at first. Made that point
for a reason. It resonated for a reason. It's you know,
it's pretend it's just broad theatricality. It makes sense that
(08:42):
Donald Trump is basically a professional wrestling character, is literally
a professional wrestling character. But you know, even before he
like stepped in the ring, was essentially a professional wrestling
character whose character was just rich guy. And you know,
he has become one of the most successful politicians of
(09:03):
all time in America.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Hey, Hulk, Hogan is not afraid to go against Iran,
you know, as demonstrated when he fought the Iron Chic
on the w w F. So yeah, you know, he
does have some foreign policies, you know, cred I'll give
him that.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
And it does feel like it's of a piece with
the overall trend that we've been kind of feeling vibrations
of of just like a return to the Reagan eighties.
That seems to be where the RNC is hoping things
are headed. So why not have fucking Hulk Hogan actual Hogan.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Thanks Hulk.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, anyways, Uh, we'll see how that speech goes over tonight.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I know what's he gonna and how who's he gonna call? Brother?
I know loves to use the hard R with brother
and other words. In Jesus, Hulk, just leave it.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Relax, baby, I don't say what we relax, baby, Relax baby,
Come on, baby, got a relax for me, Baby giving
him a shoulder rub before he goes out.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Hey, baby, I needed to relax for me. Baby, Just
don't go.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
And then so he's speaking on the last night, obviously
Trump is speaking on the last night. Have you noticed,
So shout out to the Cool Zone team who went
into the belly of the Beast, Robert Evans Garrison, Sophie
went to the Republican National Convention, have amazing tales to
(10:33):
tell that We'll be coming out throughout the week, and
have already been coming out on their show, their daily show.
It could happen here. But Sophie, I was chatting with
her this morning and she was like, Trump looked very
has looked very sad all week, which I was also
kind of picking up. I'm wondering what what's gonna come
(10:56):
with his Like is his speech going to just normal shit?
Is he going to try and strike a new like
somber tone now that he survived an assassination attem?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, it's the reporting around it sounds like there's also
been stuff where like, uh, the like you know, party
people and Trump campaign people have been going over people's
speeches to kind of take out any super fiery rhetoric,
although like, where's the line for the Republican Party in
terms of fiery rhetoric? Yeah, but I mean it does
(11:28):
seem like if you're just trying to wrangle with the
optics of Trump, like you would want to present him
as like it's not the same guy anymore. Yeah, piece
of shit that everyone hated. He emerged from the ashes. Yeah,
like he got he's actually got really shook from almost dying. Yeah,
and now he's realized the thing. I mean, that might
be what they're going for, but I don't know. I mean,
(11:49):
I can't imagine no matter how much he wants to
be like I did it, the idea that you almost
got killed probably affects you in some way, you'd think so, yeah,
but you never know. He was more concerned about his
lifts though. Yeah. Yeah, I mean yeah, partially you're like,
did this affect him in some way?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
But it also could just be that he's falling asleep.
He does seem to be falling asleep throughout the rn C.
And also you like, look at the fact that he
just like went golfing the day after he got shot.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah, he's keeping it moving, He's keeping it moving. But
I'm sure like the people ideally like this is our
moment to pivot with Trump and show the softer side.
He's a unifier and he remembers all the racial slurs.
He doesn't have to make ones up because his brain
still works all right, let's take a quick break and
we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
And we're back and rip to one of the greats
to ever do it one mister Bob Newhart. George Robert
new Heart, groundbreaking stand up comedian, TV sitcom legend mates
a new Heart massive who passed away at the age
(13:11):
of ninety four.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Damn ninety four. Yeah he did, he did good.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Younger listeners may know him as the Dad Elf from Elf.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Ah, Yes, the Dad Alf Dad Elf. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
He's also I guess he was in Big Bang Theory.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Never seen it. As a Christian, I refuse to acknowledge
The Big Bang in any way. So wow, why would
I even.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I'm gonna start saying that because it is the show
that like when people are like, oh, yeah, you have
a comedy show, well you're you like Big Bang Theory. Right,
let's talk about Big Big Theory is a thing that
like you know, aunts and uncles and stuff. So from
now on, instead of feeling uncomfortable and bad that I'm
(13:55):
not a Big Bank Theory, I'm just gonna shame them
be like, as a Christian, I can't. I'm sorry invest
my time.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
What do you want me to watch? Jurassic Park also
with you. No, those are Christ's creations if they even existed,
and they only get years ago.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Thank you, Miles. Can I interest you in a new
type of coke? So dirty soda we talked about in
the past. That's where you combine your favorite sodi pop
with extra sugar for some reason, and half and half
for some reason. It is a It is from the
(14:35):
world of Utah where they're like the Utah, the world
of Utah, from the planet of Utah, desert planet. It's
so that that's a big one. So now people are like, oh,
you thought that was wild. Well how about a fluffy coke,
(14:56):
which is you spread marshmallow fluff around the inside of
a cup and then fill.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
It with ice on soda. Oh yeah, right, that's that's
less interesting to me. What's it gonna be? Like what
happens when they combine? Like it is it fluff mill?
It's not fluffy? Why am I even acting like it's
is it it's fluffy? I mean it could be eating cloud.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Like you know in the way that you put this
scoop of ice cream into a coke and they're like
that flap.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
That froth lom yeah on top the from the frothy
flum Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a bit of Yeah, I
don't I always love that ship unsettling to me. I'm
watching a video of two ladies trying it on TikTok.
How they doing they're drinking it? I must write some off.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
The sat and I start throwing up like that horse
and the.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
And it gets kind of clamy. What do you rate
our fluffy soda? Oh? I like it?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Hell yeah, Okay, I give it a I might not
be up on fluffy soda, but I'm up on those
drink reviewers.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, we're just like, hell yeah, I love this. I'm
giving it a ten. All right. How about this ice water? Yeah? Oh,
chrisp I like it. I'll give it a ten. Hold on,
can I give it another try? Wow, it's almost like
melted ice. It has the same kind of flavor as
melted ice. I'm giving it a living. Yeah. I guess
(16:28):
like this lady and her mema just go and try
stuff that's probably very wholesome until they probably put up
some weird race strands and then you're like it's not great.
Here we go the Yeah. So anyways, that's a new thing.
Would you try it? Do you have fluff at your home.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I don't know, we don't keep fluff in the house.
We're oh, we are like a boring house. Like I
if my friends from growing up came to my house
and looked in our cupboard, they would be like, why
do your parents suck? Oh? No?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Oh? Like if like you right, like you would have
that self consciousness as a kid, like mom, we got
to have Doritle's in here, and my fucking friends are
gonna cool chip, They're gonna fuck me up outside.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, that was that was my family growing up. We
didn't have any like sweet and cereals. All our cereal
was the color of fucking cardboard.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah, and it was or shredded cardboard. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Hey, we're feeling a little crazy and yeah it was
just not nothing was sweet. All the snacks were like
pretty bad. Yeah, exact same.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
That's why I think that for me again, like why
I you know, I'm now eating much better, but in
my twenties and shit, I was eating like a fucking
goblin with a cursed digestive system, like cause I did.
It's like, you know, all those things are kept from you.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
You know.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
It's like those kids who's like parents are like super
restrictive like in high school, and then they go to
college and they don't know how to act, and like,
I've completely wasted, like my first semester getting fucked up.
I don't even know what was going on.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I don't know anything about those kids. I would be
but know nothing about that.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
That's me with like fast food, I was like the
second I was buying my own food, I'm like, dude,
I mean fluffy burgers and soda. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Uh, all right, we have a new trend. Gen Z
boys are chewing on rock hard gum uh and and
the pitch get ready, uh huh? Say goodbye to a
weak chin and hello to a jaw line that commands attention. Jawliner,
a brand that sells facial fitness chewing gum, says on
(18:36):
its website, I'm sorry Jawliner bro.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
What oh so like you're gonna work all those like
mandibular muscles and shit to have the most ripped face? Yes?
Is that even possible? I feel like a chin is struck.
I mean, look at Michael B. Jordan. So glad you
asked my man could not I don't think he was
chewing jawlner.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
He got something he puts someone else's jaw liner in
his Yeah. Yeah, isn't that the theory that he got
a jaw line? Yeah, that he had chant surgery, Yeah,
because I mean that was the I remember him in
the wire and he was like adorable and very week
of chin.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, and now he looks got leading man chin.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Looks like a fucking chad dude. There's no other way
to put it.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Okay, So it is so
funny because chadshit is so fucking pervasive online and like
gig a chad face, like with the fucking cinder block
jaw is like cool that now you can chew a
gum to recompletely reset your strop home struggle. Yes, or
you can't, but they are selling it, according to a
(19:48):
jaw line doctor. I don't know who the fuck doctor
Evers gurd is, but he is apparently an expert who
told The New York Times, you would have to chew
gum for so long, for eight hours a day, for
years in years to get the effect that they're looking for.
The risks definitely outweigh the best challenge, fucking accepted doctor.
I've definitely had.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I'm a big gum guy, a gum hog and have
chewed gum to the point that my jaw is like.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Tired at the end of the day. Yeah, I know
that feeling. Yeah, so I've.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
And I've got a you know, the same jaw line
as Jacks from h Vander Pump Rules.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah, so it makes sense. I mean, Jack, you got
you got chin privilege, man, So I think you should
chocolate up to the gum man. Some people are just
born with it, man, just born with it. That's natty.
That's natty. So dudes are gonna come up to me like, yo, bro,
what's up with your chin jaw? Is that natty? Yeah?
Where'd you get? Who did your chin? Bro?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
God?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Bro? That's right, the only guy who could on God.
And finally, we do have it is in our contract
that we have to always report anytime there's a new
popcorn bucket that you can have sex with, that you
can fuck. There's a new one. There's a new one.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
It is the alien face fucker.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Or the Zeno more.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah, it's actually not. I can't fuck what I was hoping.
You can't really.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Pardon me free for I'm like, pardon me as if
I'm lecturing a school of it like elementary school. I
didn't mean to say that the or if the opening
is not conducing for any kind of even pleasure, I
would say, yeah, looks like a guess. Yeah, it's just
a rectangular hole on top of the thing. Is this? Wait?
(21:39):
Is there a new alien movie coming out? There is?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
And it was something that I was one unaware of
until uh I started seeing the posters in the past
week or so. It feels like something that they're like
just trying to launch last minute or something, or maybe
I'm just not checking for the Alien franchise that much.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
But I mean, I'm marketing of films has been so
bad I feel like recently that and I think also
I'm kind of not in the spaces where traditional marketing reaches,
so sometimes I'm like kind of in a dead zone
when it comes to like new movies and shit like that.
But that feels big Alien Romulus, which I can't not
think of Karen Culkin's character. Yeah, I just want to
(22:21):
say Alien remis yeah, but cool.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
It would have been a much worse title, Alien Remits
re miss It's about like the underdog kind of nerdy alien.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
The one that couldn't reach the wolf's breast to feed on.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
They but the cover is somebody getting their face fucked
by the face hugger. I just in my mind it
has been replaced face hugger, face fucker hugging is a
real Like that sounds like some revisionist shit that like
a metoed guy would be like what, I was just
(22:56):
hugging them?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, yeah, it's like not real. You are impregnating their face.
A little euphemistic here with that description. Wait, so when
does it come out? Wait, like a month? Yeah, it's
coming out very soon. Oh you know what this poster
looks familiar? Yeah, it's like red with the yeah yeah
(23:19):
on their face. Okay, wow, that's so completely upended my plans.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
It's I mean, it's starting to like appear on all
the buses in Los Angeles like it's gonna have it's
gonna have an LA bus line.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I am seeing Twisters tonight, so maybe it will be
one of the I'm excited for you. Oh my god,
I'm so excited to see this terrible like hopefully why
what made you?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Is it because you were a Twisters a Twister fan?
Yeah back in the day.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it was just more like it
felt like nineteen. In my mind, nineteen ninety six was
such a pure era for me, you know what I mean.
I was like twelve, you know, you don't you're not
smart enough to really know like about the suffering of
like modern life or anything. And it wasn't like so
upfront and center, so like yeah, like the biggest pleasures
(24:08):
were being like, we're gonna go to the movies, and
I'm like, yes, yeah, let's go to the movie.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
And so with Twister, I think I also love the
idea the little robots that they would launch into the
fucking storm. I thought, like Dorothy, all that shit I
thought was like so like I don't know, I just
and I love the steak and eggs. I just for
there's a part where they eat steak and eggs mm hm,
like at a diet or like for breakfast in one scene,
and it like I started to eat. I tried to
get steak and eggs until my my my parents are like, bro,
(24:36):
you're not ordering steak and eggs before you're talking about
your fucking twelve.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
That was like a thing that you weren't really aware
of prior to that was the idea of steaking eggs.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Ol Yeah, and then you saw it on screen, like
the just the way it was kind of like sizzling greasy.
I was like, oh fuck, yeah, So there's like a
bunch of other shit tied up and just really has
I don't think again, it's nothing to do with the
fucking movie itself, but like I feel like steak and
eggs delivers on the promise. I've had maybe steak and
eggs three times in my life actually, and I'm always like, eh.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I feel like it's just there's something It's never that
good a piece of steak, and that's the point. Yeah,
something about the combination that feels like it doesn't work
the way I always want it to work. I don't
need Yoki steak, yeah, you know what I mean, Like
steak is enough on its own without the eggs, and
eggs are enough on their own. I don't Yeah, I
(25:27):
don't need it.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
See producer Victor knows, he knows the vibes. The whole
thing is uh yeah. I think it's just one of
it for me. That's like Twisters would be one piece
for me to have a Barbenheimer moment, you know what
I mean. Yeah, Like if they did Twisters and then
like a good sequel to Space Jam or like some
other movie from ninety six, because I think the secret
(25:49):
to I think we'll just just on it just describing it.
Barbie is something that is so fucking ubiquitous in culture. Yeah,
like now becoming a movie something you never thought could
a movie being a movie like that has one engine,
and then the Oppenheimer thing was Chris Nolan and so
like that becomes required viewing for people who like to
(26:10):
go to the movies. So I think, sure you need
something close to that rather than like what about Garfunkel
and Oates or whatever the fuck they were trying to
do with the Garfunkland Oates leave them alone. I didn't
know Ricky Lindholm was with Fred Armison. Oh yeah, she
like they just had a kid or something. I was like, wait,
Ricky Lindholm is with Fred Armison, Fred Armisen, Yeah, anyway, Makuchi,
(26:31):
yeah anyway. So all right, so this is this is
a list of domestic box office winners for the year
nineteen ninety six. Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Independence Day. We've already had our sequel that sucked for that,
so we can't compare Twisters number two. So we have twisters.
Who are we pairing with Twisters. What sequel, I'll just
go through the ones that don't yet have sequels. The
Rock Oh okay, Nutty Professor has a sequel obviously, Yeah, Ransom.
(27:05):
But I don't feel like that is the bird cage, Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I mean, you know, rest in Peace, Robin Williams. I
don't know who picks up that mantle. But yeah, but
gen Z I feel is rediscovering bird case. I've seen
a lot of Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I've just seen like some being like no bird cage.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I found it. What phenomenon phenomenon? Dude, it was.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
It was in that period where John Travolta. We were
just like John Travolta as Angel. YEP, sign me up,
John Travolta, but he's like real smart, yep, sign me up.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yep. The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, there's not and then Space Jams like kind of
the one that would make the most sense, but that
came out during the pandemic.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Yeah, I'm even looking at like ninety seven mm and
a condo. Yeah, Volcano mans in the ninety seven was
kind of a lean year too.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Jingle all the Way was a good was a good
one from ninety six at least partially.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
But it can't be a reboot, you know what I mean.
It's like you need to take something. It has to
be like Twisters. I get like it's been long enough
that that works, but it has to be like I
was saying, like, it has to be something on par
with like a fucking teenage muw Ninja Turtles movie that
is supposed to activate, like the thirty plus brain. I
do have it, now what? And I do have it
(28:23):
now what?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
So Sleeper because Sleepers was the movie from ninety six
with Kevin Bacon abusing children. So Sleeper, we take it
in the opposite d okay, only one sleeper?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Okay, all right, but that's just about enough. Wasn't he
like a fucked up like juvenile prison guard? Yes? Yeah, yeah,
it's a fucked up movie. I remember that shit.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah, but it was PG thirteen and I just went,
oh no, it was our How did I go see
this in theaters?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
When it came it was on TV a lot, I
feel like, on HBO a lot, and I watched it.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I was really into Sleepers, like for some readon I
was like, this is going to be so sick, and
then it was I don't know why. I thought that
was gonna be good, but it was. I mean, I
think it.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Was fine, but it was dark as fun, right, and
they just like decide to murder the guard who abused them.
That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
And it's two hours and twenty seven minutes, and I
remember every one of those minutes being like, god, damn,
this is long and bleak. And I am on a date,
freshman in high school date.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I remember always like being like, I remember always watching
Basketball Diaries when it came on. Yeah, and that was
also fucking we But I just remember being like, yo, it's.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
A basketball movie, like whit men can't jump. Yeah, that's
how I viewed it. Yeah, truly heroin addiction. Wait what's
the guy doing in the bathroom stall with him?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah? I remember that was a big idea. I remember
asking my dad to explain that scene to me in
nineteen ninety five. I was eleven years old, and yeah,
my dad did not he does not pull punches with
the truth as a kid, and he was, oh yeah,
he just like what, Oh, well, I don't want to
be addicted to Heroin.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Turns out yeah, bad bad time times all right. Those
are some of the things that are trending on this
Thursday afternoon. We are back tomorrow with a wholes episode
of the show. Until then, be kind to each other,
be kind to yourself, get the vaccine, get your flu shots,
don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
(30:38):
to you tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Bye bye,
The Daily Zeitgeist News
Hosts And Creators
Jack O'Brien
Miles Gray
Show Links
StoreAboutRSSLive AppearancesPopular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!