Least Hardcore Person Ever, HE IS NOT SENILE!!! 10.03.25

In episode 1942, Jack and Miles are joined by writer, actor, and stand-up comedian, Marcella Arguello, to discuss… Ninja Goebbels - Totally NOT A Punk Ass B***h, In Other "They Might Just Be Bad At This News" - Pete Hegseth Is Melting Down Behind the Scenes, Mainstream Comedians Are Fucking Losers, Google AI Gives Trump’s Apparent Dementia The Streisand Effect Treatment and more!

1. Stephen Miller's Totally Hardcore Rant (Video)
2. In Other "They Might Just Be Bad At This" News - Pete Hegseth Is Melting Down Behind the Scenes
3. Jimmy Fallon on new unscripted series 'On Brand': 'It's like gamified Shark Tank'
4. Google is blocking AI searches for Trump and dementia
5. Are ‘Donald Trump Dementia’ Searches Being Blocked by Google? What To Know
6. Trump 'cognitive decline and dementia' searches blocked? Google AI overview under fire for biased filtering
7. Google AI Overview appears to block results on searches for ‘Trump cognitive decline’ but not for Biden
8. This Is What Proves Trump’s Dementia: Psychologist
9. Trump mocked his father as he started succumbing to Alzheimer's, according to his niece's upcoming tell-all

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
How's how are things now that the Magical Fascist Tours
made it stop into your neck of the woods.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
You know what we're driving out here, Doug. Yeah, my neighborhood.
We're just everybody's looking over their shoulders. I realized I
got to be smiling at everybody in the neighborhood. I'm
not an undercover. I swear rapidly gentrifying neighborhoods. Put this
in the fucking pod, bitch.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah right here.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, Yeah, it's yeah, it's because when you're in a
rapidly gentrifying Latino neighborhood, you look like the cops if
you don't look like them. So I'm literally smiling today.
I was getting my battery changed and my watch at
my local jewelers, and I was like, hey, hey, hey, I'm.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
No funck shit going on.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Here, no fuck shit going on here. Yeah. So yeah,
it's it's tense everywhere.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, it's exactly.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I mean, it's like the government shut down, so he
is hoping these fulls clock out.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
It was interesting that like even it's affecting their ability
to do social media. I was reading because like they
had to like kind of they have like a troll
like they have some department of people that they eat
apartment of trolls. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's just like, oh something,
we are going to have to kind of take a
break tone it down. Yeah. Yeah. It's affect everybody anyway.
But Chicago's seemed to be good overall.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
The weather's nice right now.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Oh yeah weather.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, it's eighty degrees every day.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
No like that. It's not even fair.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I mean, I love it because I'm miss California heat
so and I was so busy that by the time
all of my out of state work was done, which
was on what Saturday, I really was anticipating ugly weather
and it's it should be about seventy right now, yeah,
and it's not. So I'm selfishly I'm happy there.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
You go, best place and time in the country to
be a Chicago. When it's warm out, I feel.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Like, shoot, man, that's nice. It's like perfect warm when
it's eighty. I mean to me, there's people that are like,
I hate it here. They're not used to even ninety.
So I'm like, oh, you cowards, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Because it wasn't it didn't you get like that earlier
this year and it was fucking people up because they're like.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
You might hate it to hear everyone's just traumatized. I
mean I grew up in Illinois frequently, like every summer
we got to be one hundred degrees or more. I
felt like we were used to both sides of this.
Well that's not how they act anymore, because very fucking
are everywhere you go, and the acis cranking. I hate it.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
So it's, oh, you don't like AC.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Fuck No, I mean I do. It's like I'm in
the house, I'm not doing anything, the house is sweltering out,
turning the ace on, keep a nice temperature. But like
when you just go to fucking go eat a meal
and it's fucking emergency room temperature in there.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Fuck that right. I hate that.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
You're talking to Miss California Heat nineteen. Yeah, my favorite,
my favorite pageant.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Oh what a sick freak QR.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Jack. I'm a fucking sick of He's just into the
most esoteric pageants because they have to wear sandals, you know,
and so you get to see the feet there. You go,
all right, well, sweaty, thanks for stopping by, Marcella.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Thank you am, good night, good night, speed, Hello the Internet,
and welcome to season four.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
A wait episode five. Guys.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
It's a production of iHeart Radio is the podcast where
we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. And
it's Friday, October third.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Day tonight.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
It's National Body Language Day, National doesn't really Exist, National
Manufacturing Day, and National Techies Day, National boy frame Day. Wow,
this is a real dud of a day, y'all. Sorry
about that. This Friday. Let's just let's let's indulge your
boyfriend day.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
You guys boyfriend Yeah, you guys are haters because you're
not boyfriends anymore, that's right.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, not boyfriend material because I'm married.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
I got a boyfriend. Okay, I got a date friend.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I gotta do with me.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I got a man.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
I love that song. I'm trying to hear you know,
like that was his voice.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yes, isn't that crazy?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
What? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, that was his voice.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, he just pitched it.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
I got a man, same teenage dirt bag when it
comes in, I got it, gets stupid made bitter maiden.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
I think I'm just a tean age. That was a
little bit more believable, but wow, I got a man
so positive.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Wrapping a it was like it has a strangeness to
it that I couldn't put put together when I was young,
and I was like, oh, it's.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
The same person rap right.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Why it was weird?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Well, I was today's years old when I just.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
You didn't know. It's national Miles learned some shit.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Also have the like Doctor Dre.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Anytime he's on a track, it's just the other person
on the track writing his rhymes for him.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Times, so it's like, why is Doctor Drey suddenly rapped
like eminem Right?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
I was like, hey, you want you want to do
a track? He's like, fuck, you mean you want me
to do your homework.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah. That's another reason I don't like that I got
a mean song is because I'm like, oh, another time
a woman could have been used and you guys said.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Nah, no, we better not.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
I'd rather be Kyle carry and put on a way.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
You know they probably did. They're like they're like, we'll
have your homegirl who did the vocals like she was
trying to ask for money and ship.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, it was annoying.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
You want to respect by let me get in the
booth watch this. I got a man. I just fixed
that up. Yeah, yeah, I got.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
My name is Jack O'Brien aka my government nearly shut
down in a drug fire after mass shooting. That one
courtesy of pluck Rony on the Discord, and I'm thrilled
to be joined as always, so many good drops here.
I hope we're catching all these as always by my
co host, mister Miles Its Miles Dragga.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
I'm fucking all these spider webs and now nichol and
will not call me back. Shout out to Christiamacucci Mane
on that one, we're talking about, what's what's Keith Urban
up to? You know what I mean? Is he here
to fuck spiders? Is he fucking spiders? Is that? What's
all this? What's is he fucking the guitarist? We don't know,
must be what's happening. But a lot of people were

(06:30):
posting memes. They're like, oh, Nicole Kimmer just went through
a divorce. It's like she's about to clap back like
the way she did after Tom Cruise. What does she
do after Tom Cruise? It's just like a.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Glory Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
She was looking yeah, yeah. Everyone she was like, oh,
she's been looking pretty good. She danced in a.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Park and Loss says she danced in a parking lot.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Mm hmm, I don't remember, right. Yeah, that is a
famous clip. I've heard people refer to it as a
famous clip that I was not.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah, and her fucking Anne Taylor off gear. You guys
couldn't see it at home, but I was doing a
little dance.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah, her pants in the AMC video are very like
her pants. Oh my god, don't you remember.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Ellen Strickland Williams. Sorry, I'm cutting you off. There's no
way that's interesting. Alan Alan Stricklan Williams was like, of course,
I can believe Nicole Kidman's divorce. She went to the
movies all those times by herself. She gave the right
person because I wasn't thinking about that.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Oh man, oh yeahs do look at her pants? Do
look ant Taylor lot though?

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Very two thousands, very shimmering, funky.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
That had to be.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
That had to be some fashion designer.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
That's Nicole Kimmening pulling up a non Taylor loft.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
That was just me being a racist bitch.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Miles were thrilled to be joined in our third seat. Yeah. Sure,
the listeners are on the edge of their seat not
knowing who is.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
One of one of your favorite guests. Who's that is
such a good impression of our listeners.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Writer actor one of the funniest stand up comedians doing it.
It has an incredible stand up special called Bitsch Grow
Up that you need to go watch on. We used
to say on Max it's back to go watch it
on HBO Max. You can also see.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Her HBO go max it.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
You know, come on is who's the guest?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Who could it be? You can see her on a
stage near you. Go check her website. It's the hilarious,
the talented Marcela Or.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
I don't have a song. I don't want to riff
one because I smoked a little weed before and I
don't know what's going to come out.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Of my mouth.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
You've been riffing songs the whole time. I don't Sorry, I.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Can't do a lyrical miracle, Yeah, miracle lyrically.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Or Mario Andretti fear Oh.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
I went to the sphere and I saw the Wizard
of oz Oh.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
You saw this ship?

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, it was both cool and uncool at the same time,
both cool and uncool.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
We saw the clips and we're like, I mean, seeing
anything in there has got to be fucking wild. But
then seeing like the other parts that were just kind
of like this looks kind of like shit.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
There was there were some parts that you were like
I paid money for this.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Wait that? Yeah, what had you like that the first
what was the first moment you were like wait, wait
at the.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
First moment, but the moment where I was like this
is too far because I had popped a couple of
things had popped up. Yeah, but there was like a guy,
there was like people. I'm sure that's one of the
clips that's online. There's like people at the bottom of
the screen, but the bottom of the screen is right
in front of I mean, everything is right in front
of you. Yeah, there's like AI people, digital people that
it's like you guys, CGI exists, Like you couldn't do

(09:51):
a blend of assortment of making a person right. It
looks like it looks like my nephew could probably draw
some better. It was so it was like they got
people that do not know how to actually describe human
beings well, and it was like robot and you're like,
why would you just cut it out? I didn't even

(10:13):
need it. It's filler. Put a bush there for God's sake.
That was the one that really pissed me off. Was
this I was like, I don't need to look at
that because you know, some of the flowers and ship
like it's easy to replicate with AI, but the whole
person that doesn't exist. Oh my god. It was so anyways,
was like the tornado and the because when the tornado happened,

(10:34):
it looks like every people like there's garbage being thrown
at you. It's actually like leaves, like tiny paper leaves,
and they're so cute. I saved one.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
That's much better than garbage.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Way better than garbage.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
It's a keepsake that is cute.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
It was very cute. And then the apples that came
out of the sky. You know, people really were waiting
for that. I didn't really I didn't know shit about this.
I just saw the hilarious clips and I was like,
I'm down. My friend since she was going, I said,
I'm in. I want to do something. You got to
see it at ten in the morning.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
You know, Wow, I don't.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Remember the apples part from Wizard Yea.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
The apple there's a little like like like I don't
want to come plush. They're like fell to apples. They
come out of the sky because there's a point where
the tree shakes and drops apples in the movie. And yeah,
and so they make this huge tree. It looks really cool.
I mean the the the nature aspects of the of
how they extended and made it, you know, bigger. That

(11:32):
was really cool. You're like, well, and I took an edible,
so I was really into it.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
And that ship, Yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
It was great. In fact, there was a lady. Oh
my god, the fucking but the getting to your seats
is crazy. It's so steep. Yeah, I actually like hit
like I as soon as I walked and I was
like whoa, And I went back like, oh my god,
like this is like legit a frightening experiences to walk
down to your seat. And then there we were not

(12:00):
right next to the aisles, two ladies and then us.
And when everyone got up to leave, everyone like rushed out,
you know, we were We were not in a rush
because I was like, I'm not trying to stumble her
and fumble. Yeah, big ass fucking feet I have through
these narrow little like I can't. It's got to be
so uncomfortable for so many different types of people to
be in there. And uh so we were like, we're

(12:20):
not a rush. And then the ladies next to us
were like, are you guys in a Rushian We're like, oh,
we're not in a rush, and the lady was like, yeah,
these these it's like really dizzying.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
You know.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
And I'm I'm you know, I'm older, and I go, yeah,
I'm on edibles.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
We're also not in a rush, and she was like
an equivalent and she.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Goes, oh my god, my son told me that I
should take some before I came here, and I said, no, no,
that's going to be too much.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
No, no, the police she fucked up.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
All right, Marcella, we're gonna get to know you a
little bit better.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
No, it wasn't that enough information to back you selfish drink.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
I need more. A couple of things we're talking about.
We're gonna talk about uh, teenage going to Memphis. There's
like a big Memphis PEP rally for fascism, so we'll
talk about that. We'll talk about Pete Hegseth just melting
down behind the scenes after he fucking bombed in front

(13:17):
of the most powerful people in the military. He's now
making everybody to everybody do a lie detector tests. Marriage, Yeah, yeah, exactly.
We'll talk about mainstream comedians being fucking losers, and the
Google AI Trump dementia blackout is not willing to weigh

(13:41):
in on whether whether there's anything going on there that Guley,
I will give you a fucking answer on anything. There's
no better way to show there's nothing to see here
than erasing everything.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Oh my god, that's plenty more.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
But first, Marcela, we do like to ask our guests,
what is something from your search history that's revealing about
who you are?

Speaker 2 (14:07):
My search last thing I googled is boat cruises in
Chicago because the weather is still nice here. It's about
eight degrees for the next few days, and my friend
is visiting, so we want to see the architecture and
maybe some ice agans attacking citizens from a helicopter. What
is going on? I can't enjoy anything?

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah? Was that yes last night where they came out
of me. Let's get a little little what there's trendy here? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Huh yeah, I said, alwa chiles, Oh.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Jesus Christ, they're serving Iowa frescast them.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah. So that's the last thing at googles with boat
cruises because I was like, but I saw that literally
probably the But within a day of doing that, there
was that image of the ice agents like doing pr
for themselves. They're like on the on the Chicago River, like, oh.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, do you see that.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
They're like with a camera.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
And it's awful there in the macarena.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, it was. I was like, oh my god, you
can't go.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Anywhere giving out Halloween candy that was donated. We talked
about that in the past year, where when you donate
Halloween candy it goes to the US military, Like they're
like the US military is like care packages, but what
they actually do is use it to like bribe the locals.
Oh yeah, foreign countries and now probably in our country.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Oh, I mean they've been bribing children in our country. Yeah,
you know, I mean, how else do you plant crack
on a father? You know what I mean? Sure, you know,
just a little trick rou your little swip swap.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
It's pretty easy sip swaps.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Been bribing me since g I Joe.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
It was like the first thing that.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
I liked, which brings me to what I find underrated.
Hell yeah, great transition, great transition line because what I
really irritated with because nowadays, when you buy stuff, it's
just you get stuff whatever. There was a time where
there'd be so many freebies. There'd be so many free
items with the purchase, whether think of cereal boxes with

(16:13):
an actual toy inside, idea like maybe a sticker, right,
But there was always some some giveaway. There was we used,
we used to have and from the fucking origins of
giving of selling crap, people were always giving shit away.
And we have finally gotten to the point where you
rarely see that. So you're not getting something cool, something extra,

(16:35):
something to play with, even even happy meals. Remember when
we had happy meals as children. Yeah, the happy meal
box was a toy in itself. You could there had
like you know, the little perforated shit and it would
have shape bar and yeah, you would have a barn
door and you could play with the toy fully in
it and immerse yourself in the little cardboard toy. And
then if you had like siblings or a group, there

(16:58):
was eras where they would make it were like, oh
they all connected if you did this one thing, and
you can you can build a mansion or whatever. And
we and then and then what happened. Then we got
the points, they got the fucking Pepsi points and the
Marble miles and That's when companies really started being like, wait,
this is how much people are willing to spend for
free crap.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Oooo.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Let's fucking see how far we can take this. And
now we're in a position where nobody gets free nothing. Ever.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Ever, I remember esday lad Man free with your sixty
dollars purchase of landscape.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Bag, four or five items, you can get a lot
of items.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
I was living off of the cool water free samples
that you would get. Like my friend lived near a
book store. You just go through there. You never had
to buy cologne. You just got like as many free samples.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
I was writing, there was an error for like two years,
I was wearing Nautica Sport cologne, all samples. I never
I just re upped at them all every time. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
And it's also like, yeah, because you were too young
to be buying a bottle of cologne anyway, exactly right.
You know, it's like, no, it's training you to eventually
be that consumer. But I hate this thing where like
everyone is expected to consume high quality all the time
at five years old or whatever, soon as a kid
can get a phone. It's fucking it's so it's really
taking the fun. I realized. I'm like, why is this

(18:17):
not fun to shop anymore? Because it used to be
even not that too many years ago. If the pandemic
shut that shit down, But you can go to Sepphorta
also wherever whatever be sort okay, they get a sample
of this even like you could ask them to try
something that's in the story. They don't do that shit anymore.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Either, really does maximum will they do your makeup with
the mac counter? If you buych it, you have to.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Buy a certain amount. That's always been I feel like that.
I think that's the hardest to get rid of. But
let me tell you something about that too. Is now
with you know, the popularity of places like Sephora. They
do offer, but now it's like you do have to spend,
and at Sephora, it used to be you didn't have
you know, you could just go in and do something
real quick whatever. So it is like starting to change
because they realize people are going to go in there

(18:56):
and take advantage. But also you could say, you guys
got to figure out a way to obviously control that.
If you can't, man, don't fucking change the whole ship
for everybody.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Yeah, I want I have just one so profoundly they
like now they don't even they like charge us whatever
they want. I don't know, Well, it seems like you'll
pay for this coming get it. It used to be
little piggies. Shouldn't we give them like a little treat
with that purchase. I mean, they are spending a lot
of money, and now it's like, man, I fuck them.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
I don't even get a fucking cube to charge my
fucking phone that I just bought and spend money on.
I get the cord and I said, phones out here,
we should all we should at those prices. We should
be getting all that ship for free. Still, it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Everything's yeah, they just shake it out into a trough.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Now I just want to I just want to remind
people not to spend so much.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
We gotta we gotta really need that.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
I've been talking about that that like, I think the whole.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Marcella.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
I was actually talking about this the other day on
my podcast, on my podcast The Daily Zite Guys. But
all that ship where they were talking about like removing
like friction from the consuming process where it's just like
you just hit a button and now we're all just
like sitting in our houses. I think that is helping
them drive inflation. Like they can just charge whatever they

(20:14):
fuck they want because nobody's noticing, because they've made it
so simple to charge everything, and like everything's on a
fucking subscription and ship.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
I remember my parents are like mailing checks to pay
their bills. It was so hard I did.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
I did yesterday, mail a check to pay a city
because these motherfuckers, if you don't pay with the check,
they'll find a way to charge you.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Really, Chicago.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Motherfucker outs out that right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
To balance your check book.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
I guess I don't balance my check book anymore now
in the Yeah, you know, I saw my checkbook here
that I've had since I was like nineteen. It's the
Simpsons the.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Cover and that's well made, you know what I mean? Like, yeah,
cool check book cover. Now that should the last fucking
three weeks.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
This is leather, guys, The Simpsons leather checkbook. Okay, this
is when consumerism meant something.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
That's right, when your favorite characters are on your capitalist
yunction function paper.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Guys, we're talking in circles, aren't we. We making no
sense anyways, Guys like and subscribe us on wherever streaming
service is exploiting the people that are contributing to the
streaming service.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Anyways, anyways, what's something you think is overrated?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Oh? I usually do one and the same. So I
feel like we talked enough about that.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Okay always Yeah, I'm good. I think we did.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
I think we did.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Want to come from that. Oh wait here, wait, I
did write this down in regards to that is, Uh,
companies realize how gretty they can be, how much we'd
be willing to spend, like we're gambling.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah, yeah, it's all casino.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
We're all gamblers a casino. Now we're playing with our lives. Yeah,
all right, we're gonna take a quick break. We're gonna
come back. We're gonna talk about the news. We'll be
right back.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Were black, Damn that was I.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Didn't I didn't you have a break on that one.
I don't like when you breathed, Jack.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
I know, I'm sorry. It's too much that off you
hear when he lasts, he goes, Wait, it's a good
way to laugh without breathing. Imagine you want to cook
his ass if he if he actually laughed.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Like that, Yeah, I'd be like you always trying to
show off those nice teeth. I'll always find a way.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Oh so you want to know, so you think you
tars are awesome.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
It's always somebody.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yeah, uh, I'm a sick freak. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yeah, let's talk about teenage mules.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah. So the yeah, the fash Across America tour has
made its Memphis stop, and Pam Bondi, Pete hag Seth,
and teenage Uni Ninja Gerbals Steven Miller dropped in to
have like another just having to watch these pep rallies
where a bunch of fucking federal like troops and agents
just have to hear some guys scream at them. I

(23:28):
guess that's like the theme of the week. So they
did that. They gathered all this law enforcement to basically
be like, you know what, you guys are fucking unleashed,
which is fucking terrifying because why the fuck is heg Seth,
the fucking Secretary of Defense in an American city telling
troops you'll fucking have at it, because they're just clearly

(23:49):
trying to make the agents and troops feel like they're
above the law.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Trump told on himself when he was like me and
Pete has been talking that like it would be cool
to train the military on our cities. So it would
be cool. Yeah, very cool, Donald, very very cool. That
seems wildly ill.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, but hey, you know what, like the teenage mutant
Ninja Turtles, they're also radical. Ninja Gebels got on stage
and I don't know this, he's every time Steven Miller speaks,
it's just some whiny bullshit where it's just like big,
like you're not tough behavior, and he's he's on a run.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
He every I think I've seen three clips of him
total in my whole life of him talking, and so
this is probably the third one. And I'm always it's
always so jarring. Yeah, well, it just doesn't match. None
of it matches, any of it when you're saying how
he's delivering it. His body movements, nothing matches.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, And Marcella, look, you've grown around people who've grown
up around people who don't take shit, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 2 (24:48):
You know you know what, No, I used to run
an MS thirteenth kid, not get myself.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
I mean, I think, like anybody, just let's assess his
men quote unquote menacing speech here really getting the truth with.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
The men in menacing.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
But there was a square inch of block in this
city where a citizen.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Doesn't feel safe is unacceptable.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
This is Memphis, this is the United States of America.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
What I want the listeners to listen for as a bully,
the way I listen first, you have to first, you
have to listen for a speech impediment. There's history of
it there. You can hear it. It's really not a
good ear if you have a well trained ear like me.
I've been bullied those childhood bullying kid. Sorry, that's just
my history. You have learned to use it for good,

(25:37):
but started rough. Okay, you can really hear previous history
of a speech impediment, which also explains a lot of
how he says things. Okay, go hit the blame. Okay,
bullshit is done, it's over, it's finished. You can hear it.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
You know, the gang bangers that you deal with, they
think that they're ruthless. They have no idea how ruthless
we are. Oh, they think they're tough.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
They have no idea how they think we are.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Do they think that they're hardcore? We are so much
more hardcore than they are.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Please, someone needs to sample this. I hope some famous
hip hopper, right, Jess uses it. Maybe Kendrick can do another.
If you need to do another drink, this you can need.
This is so we are so hardcore.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
This could be no idea how hardcore we are?

Speaker 2 (26:33):
What are the hardcore?

Speaker 1 (26:35):
They think they're tough, they're hardcore. We are so much
more hardcore than they are. This is the This is
again like the Marcella. This is why we were going
to talk about this in an earlier episode, and I
was like, I need Marcella because I know, Marcella, you're
the hair, your bully hairs on the back of your
neck are shooting up being like this bitch ass, this

(26:57):
punk ass bitch right now. You think you think we're
so much more hardcore? Like that is the saddest fucking
sentence I've ever heard, is we're so much more hardcore
than they are.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
It's it also sounds like how he talked to kids
in junior high like he hasn't grown up.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
I always thought that was the way to talk your hardcore.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
I'm gloss. Yeah, like the West Side Connection album had
just come out, and he's like, you think you're gangster,
We're gangster. You think your hardcore? We are so much
more hardcore. Okay, we are.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
We're so hardcore. It's just a perfluous amount of hardcore
than we are.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
This actually is frivil. It's frivolous, the levels of hardcore.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
I wanted that to go on and on.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Oh, I mean it's there. It does.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
He goes on to basically say, you know why I'm
hardcore because I'll have the entire US military come after you.
Feld So you're very tough, much more hardcore than they are.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
And we have the entire weight of the United States
government behind us.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
What do they have hard you guys? Hear that behind rush.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
So we are gonna win. They are gonna lose.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
We are gonna rescue Memphis, and it will not only
be safe.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Than ever before, but businesses and investment are gonna pour in.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
And Memphis will be richer than ever before because President
Trump had.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
The side of this priority.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
And when President Trump makes a decision, this team behind
me today.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Exracuse Okay, so yeah, for everybody out there in Memphis,
I mean, I don't know, I barely know anything about Memphis,
Tennant key, but I don't think I don't think anyone's
hardcore there from from it is what I know from
this nothing Memphis. Oh yeah, you love.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
I do love this representation. It's very v for Vendetta.
I love this representation of like a leader of the
United States, like threatening gangs, like this is the ship
that they used to sample in the nineties, except yeah,
it didn't sound corny like this.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Do you know what I mean? It's too over the top,
like it is from a movie that yeah, where like
the performances like that's a little much, but all right,
Like it's just it seems like he studied like pathetic
eighties movie villains to like, yes, perform this speech like ya,
how do we like set tea something up? So when
this person falls flat on their face, every everybody can

(29:17):
feel fucking awesome. That feels like the express like subtextual
purpose of the writing behind this scene.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Do you think that the blood was rushing through his
veins like he felt high? Do you think he was high?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
No? Look, you know how not hardcore this dude. I
bet he is.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
All he's on speed.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah, he'll take someone that a doctor.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
He's probably I think, like this whole administration is flying
on adderall. I think we're gonna talk.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
I mean, I'm saying he doesn't even seem like he
does it. I'm saying, like his wife finally gave him
black cherry pepsi and he was like, you think he's
on some lady.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
You think he's on some Latter Day Saints ship where
he's like running, motherfucker. Yeah, don't talk to me. I
had chocolate milk this morning and said, of regular milk,
I am fucking freaking out right now. I do feel
like both in this speech and the Hegst speech where
Heggst got up in front of the generals and was
like delivering a similar speech that had like parts built

(30:18):
in where you can tell they thought that there was
going to be like fucking swelling applause and they have.
They have ox cord buzz, like it's always just got
the room buzz.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
So so here's the thing that's funny about that to
me is that when you're a comedian and you watch
other comedians and you watch them pause for laughter, that
is my favorite moment of silence. Now I have to
watch this with that in mind, because I'm real because
I'm realizing that I don't think I was watching that

(30:51):
with like comedy brain in mind, But now I want
to rewatch it with the comedy the positive because the
pauses are always so funny. In comedy with people, there's
a couple of people with specials that they're like, I
need you to applause, and then there's the crowds. They go, oh,
we're applausing right now. Okay, I love a forcement Saws break.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
That was a joke, folks. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
If you watch my HBO Max Bushel, there's a moment
in the special where I say, please stop applotding. I
don't have time for that because some of us will
write jokes to the point that we don't need.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
I don't need a plot.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Your laughter is enough. I need to move on.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Amazing, so hard.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
I was so hard for my special, the most hardcore
all the There's words traveling about another comedian who just
taped a special that went less well that we're not going.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
To talk about.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
But the old fun is a dumb piece of ship
from bullet Wig. I do have a new podcast coming out,
Comedy is Dead season two, with a new guest host,
Colod Michaela, who is based in Chicago. We have it
should be coming out next week. I'm really I'm doing
you know, we don't do planned drops anymore, right, guys,
we just dropped the ship. We're in a society where

(32:00):
and there's no preparing for anyone to listen, right, nothing
matters anymore anyway. So we're dropping two episodes at once
because we recorded an emergency episode because we wanted to
talk about the thing we're going to talk about later
on here. But we get into that Theovon thing thing,
So you guys don't have to talk about. But I'm
letting you know that.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Hear your commentary because I know you're not going to
hold back.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
I don't hold back, but I do think that you
wouldn't know what I'm ont okay, and and that I'm too.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
In kind of a related story, I just like, did
you Marcella watch Pete hegg Seth's speech to like all
the Pentagon generals, like all the military brass where.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
He wait wait wait was that the one where okay,
wait close, sorry.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
He's like he's got a giant flag behind him and
he's like talking about how like you guys are too
fat essentially, but like you know, just giving this speech
that again, same energy, same like you know, I've I've
pumped myself up. I've delivered this speech in the mirror
to many times, but like you can tell there's nothing
behind it. You can tell that he's like very scared.

(33:04):
So anyways, that speech went very badly, just dead silence, no,
like not even polite collapse and no, they were basically commanded.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
They were attention.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
They're like, all right, sorry, stand up. But so the
fallout from that is.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
There's a fallout.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
There's fall He's now.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Starting to institute random polygraph tests for people who work
in the Pentagon. That people are They're saying it's to
stopping to stop leaks, but I guarantee there are questions
on like how good does Pete look in a suit? Though? Yeah,
like I mean, and that that was a cool speech though,

(33:49):
wasn't it?

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Like it was Jack put me on right now?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
He didn't bomb up there?

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Right. Bomby is not a word that we would use
in relation to that. Just in the machine is smoking.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
On fire. No, that was sick, man, that was so
so sick.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
You're so good at lifting us up. Yeah, Jesus Chris blinking.
Is that that that the Spider Man or that's what
that moment is? What when the Spider Man me when
they're just other?

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah? Got it? Doing that.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Doing the polygraph with Pete doing the polygraph.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
The Pentagon's calling the reporting that he's subjecting people to
random polygraph has untrue and irresponsible, which is which is
the new catchphrase that they're using for like any report,
because they made journalists sign NDAs to be like anything
that you report that we don't approve could be like
you're basically the enemy.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
At this point, like the good countries do.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah, yeah, like that Saudi Arabia that we're going to
talk about later, okay.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Right now, right now. I mean, I mean, first, I'm
just generally right like, looking at the state of mainstream
quote unquote comedience, it's so fucking depressing right now, Like yeah,
just for starters, right, like a follon is not funny.
But unfortunately he is my favorite.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
But okay, I had such a I was such a
fan girl when I was like fifteen, and I'm like,
that's where I should have stayed.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yeah, he was little, I mean I get it at
the time, Like his appeal was he was like the
qudi guy who was always cracking up on stage and
energy where he used to be.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
I mean, he used to be more chiseled, you know,
he didn't have a drinking problem yet. Yeah, so it
was growing, it was coming, it was happening in front
of our eyes.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
This was this was him. He went on CNBC to
promote like some new show he's doing, but he was
asked by the host on CNBC's like, Hey, what's it
like being a late night host in this era of
like FCC threats and how does that in free speech?
And this is just like the very you know, with
his chest out, no fluttering, straightforward, freeve answer he gave,

(36:02):
I am wondering how you're thinking about what you can
put in a monologue, what it's like being on an
FCC licensed avenue.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Are broadcasting writers?

Speaker 4 (36:12):
You know, our show has never really been that political,
you know. We we we hit both sides equally, uh,
and we try to make everybody laugh. And that's really
the way our show really works. I mean, our monologues
are kind of, you know, the same that we've been
doing since Johnny Carson was doing the Tonight Show. So really,
I just keep my head down and make sure the

(36:34):
jokes are funny. I have great writers, clever, smart writers,
and we just yeah, we're just trying to make the
best show we possibly can it.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
We're gonna keep I'm gonna keep my head down.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Don't be mad at me. We're actually not like Jimmy
kim like famed radical political ideologist Jimmy Kimmel.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
This is essentially what he's saying. Crazy, We're not like
that ship. Yeah right, we're just you know, we hit
both sides. We normalized Trump, you know, that's kind of
our thing. But you also like to hit both sides.
He touch his hair, which was a fun moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
The Felon thing is interesting because he was never political. Yeah,
and I think about God, somebody recently did, like God,
I wish I could find it. But they were talking
about how it wasn't until more recent presidents that president
started going on late shows because like, he brings up Carson,
but Carson didn't have presidents on his shows, you know,

(37:32):
so it's like, you can't compare yourself to that, because
Carson did sometimes teeter the line in terms of humor,
and it's frustrating to watch him make that comparison because
it's like, dude, you're so you're right that you have
never been political, but to compare yourself or bring up
Johnny Carson is not correct.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Yeah, Yeah, it's just interesting to see him squirm a
bit because I think he knows. He's like, damn, this
is such an l for me.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
But he doesn't want to be there.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
He wants to be drinking, kept talking like somebody like
on Cops who got pulled over, like be a suspected drunk.
He's like, no, this is what I do kind of
like all the time.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Just like he definitely looks like he's lying to his wife.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
You know, you can hear in the voice when someone's
just being like really detaching themselves from the answer they're giving.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
And that was just so up, but detaching themselves because
I think he really believes that. I think he actually
probably has never wanted to ever put his toe into
any political side of it, Like he gets tucked into it,
do you know what I mean? Like, that's what I'm saying,
is him specifically, I'm not surprised that he's detached. What's
frustrating is like, if you're so detached, and why did

(38:38):
you why do you have these people on your shows?

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Then yeah, exactly, it's really pathetic or is it one mic?

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Well?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Yeah, the Wead comedy thing. I was just reading this
thing where Pete david I knew. I saw Pete Davison
on the line up and I was like, okay, you're
a comedian, like a stand up like that.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
But also and his dad died in nine to eleven.
There's firefighter.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
That's just the wildest thing. Like I really couldn't wrap
my head around that.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
There.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
There's like this clip of him on THEO Vonn's podcast.
We're talking about it and he's like, yeah, I guess
because like, you know, my dad like died of nine
to eleven or something like I guess, I'm I guess
I shouldn't be going or whatever.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
And like just everybody, can we just pause and celebrate
this Pete Davidson impression. And it's really fantastic. I wasn't expecting.
I wasn't expecting to hear that.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Look you gotta you gotta, you gotta get it where
you fit.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
It was really good. I just watched the clip, but
like it's just again, really it sounds like you were
watching it all morning and jerking off to it so
you can get the sound right.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
I was edging.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
I was edging. Okay, I'm not quite full full blown
ja oh, but you know I was. I was walking
the line that's, uh, what's what Johnny cast says, but
like hearing him say that articulated and also he goes
on to say like, yeah, they're paying me enough money
to look the other way, like this is what other
comedians have said or some form of like like weird
equiv I think Jim Jeffries though he got pulled off

(40:02):
because he's like, yeah, so they killed a journalist, Like
so we don't do that all the time, and they're like, okay,
you can't say that, so now.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
You're not going to come yeah because they haven't admitted it.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
So yeah, yeah, I am.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
I will also say with the Pete stuff, because his
is the one I think my brain has been, like,
like I get sad for the legacy. You know, people
are always like my legacy a firefighter they care about,
you know, the legacy they leave behind and their family name.
You know, if you're a firefighter, you're you land mentally
in like the traditionalist space like I want to be
a hero, I want to be a man. I want

(40:34):
to do something with my life, you know, and it's
a bummer. And then you also go, yeah, Pete's just
an American, Like he is just so American.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
That he did.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Why would he care about it?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Like, I don't really like he's not connecting it like that,
And he's like, I don't know. My dad died and
now are you know?

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah, it was like a long time ago and we
like won a war about that or whatever.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
I think. I don't.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
I didn't really pay attention.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
I haven't. I lost enough with my dad. You got
to take this money away from me. But it's that
thing where I mean, I think we have this and
everybody in our family. That's why I think we should
be talking about the type of shit because like, how
many of your parents give a shit about international politics?
Mine did, But that's because we're from Al Salvador and Nicadagua.
You know, there's a long history there. You were supposed

(41:18):
to care.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah, and America is a front row seat at all
the destabilization in those places too, So like exactly, you'll
be well aware of how all that the international relationships
work there for sure.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
And so with someone like him, he just strikes me
as that American that just is like, well, it's not
affecting me, right, even though we know that it is.
Because all these fucking rich people are all in cahoots
but Pete is you know, you know who we should say,
And then Cola Mikayla brought this up. Is that Jessica
Curson because she's gay and Jewish, She's the one that

(41:50):
she was like, she's gonna have interesting stories when she
comes back.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Yeah, she does. People were exciting some of her old
stuff that she said and like on stage and just
in interviews and talking about how she's like, like, yo,
female comedians basically don't exist over there because they can't
say shit. And she was saying something to the effect of, like,
we have it so good here that we're able to
do this material. And then sort of the underneath all
that is like hearing about these like agreements they're signing

(42:15):
to be like people will not fucking say anything that
will bring any anyone into ill repute. Isn't that wild?

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Super producer Victor points out, I guess Bill Birrd did
a bit where he slammed Beyonce for going over there
and then also said he would one take the deal.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
To Oh yeah, that's right, he does do that. That's
like how he ends it. I believe it's like the
punchline is, hey, I'm not better, I'm just pointing it out,
which you know that's what's going on here. Yeah, he
also tried to be like in America, and it's like, yeah,
but the whole killing a journalist kind of puts it
over the edge, or I.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Mean just generally, right, like if you can't you can't
really be some kind of as a comedian, right like
you have to be a proponent for free speech because
your your careers are built on the backs of people
before where that they could not say things because of
decency laws or things like that. And I'm not saying
that philosophs, I mean like in a utopia philosophically they

(43:08):
would be aligned with that. But to your point, Marcella,
it is true. It's the same way where like people
are like, well, yeah, i'mnna wear nikes, I'm gonna have
an iPhone, Like I don't really give a fuck like
that really, like if it comes down to it, and
I'm not they're not gonna It's not like they're taking
me to a prison to go execute somebody. I'm I'm
getting paid and people are gonna fucking maybe laugh And
then I fucking skate with millions exactly.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
And we were my friend and I cause we were
we were like, we wanted to watch TV together, but
we both had to do something at a certain time,
and we were like, we had a little bit of time,
so we're like, what can we watch that? Like, we
don't care if we miss what we're watching that we
both agree on, and we agreed on Old Bald Barker
on Pluto TV. There's like an old episodes, like from
the fucking Og Days where he still dyed his hair brown.

(43:50):
That was always funny. We were watching those episodes and
I was like, oh, this is interesting because this is
the early days of like TV getting kind of spicy
during the day, and you know, he says shit that
you're like, oh, yeah, you're not suppose you can't say that,
and uh, it just made me be like, man, the
history of entertainment, this crossover with television versus like vaudeville.

(44:11):
You know that because in vaudeville you did have the
person that was hired to say the political shit. You know,
like there was always that act of us. Of course
of it, you didn't want that, but there was always
a there was always the act that just you were
allowed to have someone push things over to the edge
because you were in public and free speech was free speech.
It's this weird space we're in where it's like a
scrambled egg of the history, the past, the future, the present,

(44:36):
and all these entertainers that claim to be Oh what
we love Lady Bruce, But technically you don't if you're
going to this festival and accepting this money. You know,
But I also know that the research I've done as
an entertainer is I have learned that if people say
they wanted to be famous when they were a kid,

(44:56):
these are people. These are the people that fuck up
and have no more roles and real ethics.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Eventually that's the end. Yet it's just I have to
be famous.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Yeah, because that's always been their goal. I have never
thought of that. I wanted to be a teacher my
whole life, and then I was like, well, shit, I
don't think I want to do that. What do I
want to do? And you know, make a list, and
you know, comedy ended up on that list from someone
else suggesting it to me, not even me thinking I
was going to pursue the arts, and I've made a
fine career from it. But it could also be argued

(45:27):
that many people would look at my career and look
down on it and be like, your career isn't shit
because I'm not fucking hello rich and I'm not you know,
I'm yeah, no, But I'm doing fine in terms of,
like of your crash, how I've maintained my self respect
and who I am as a person, my morals, my ethics,
my family history, you know what. I'm trying to respect them.

(45:48):
And that's the difference because I could have been taking
so much. Dude, these motherfuckers, Uh honey, Booboo's mom was
doing a reality show and they wanted me to be
a head writer, like in two thousand and seventy two eighteen,
and it would have been good money. Yeah, I was like,
I'm not participating in that nonsense. My team was taste
because they were giving it to me. There was a

(46:08):
gig I could just take, and I was like, I'm
not doing that. I'd rather do stand up and be
on the road. So there's choices you make as a
comedian and as an entertainer. And it's someone who's gonna
be on TV. But you know, in America, you can't
really fucking at the end of the day, all the
answers are wrong. You're in America. We are everyone's demon,
you know, around the world. Guys, I'm high. This is

(46:28):
what happens.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Hey, we are demon though, we are demon. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
I'm reading the History of Comedy book where they book
it's called the Comedians. Oh yeah, but they like I
and mainly I just like skipped right to the sixties
part because I couldn't deal with like the very old
ship and.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
You know, ps, guys, I say, books, there's no skipping.
You can read whatever book you want. You want, Jack, Okay,
don't let the the the let the bars.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
That's what I do. I go to the bar. The
last three pages I read those go done.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
That's because you're stupid, though, that's that's true.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
But I was surprised by how much like there were
a lot of shows that, like The Smothers Brothers I
guess were like a show that went political at a
certain point, and like they got canceled for it and
were like their careers were really damaged for going political.
So like there has been this censorship for a long time.

(47:24):
And I remember, like this came up in the context
of Lorne Michaels, because Lorne Michaels like went to a
show a year after they were canceled and they were
like getting heckled by John Lennon who was just like
shitfaced and heckling them. And he was like, all right,
I never want to do anything that's going to get
me canceled from TV. And so that's why he gave

(47:46):
us Jimmy Fallon's and then.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
And then also with the Smothers brothers. It's interesting because
Martin Short and Steve Martin were kind of in that space.
You know, they were young, and it's cool to watch
them go on Fallon and talk shit because they come
from the era of like, now, dog, we were political.
Like you think we're some easy going sweety pies, but
actually we have always been political because that is their history,

(48:09):
because that's just that's that's where they come from. So
I love that they did that. That was a you know,
and everybody to get to see it or appreciate.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Yeah, when they're like, he's like, oh, I'm more of
a gut Feld guy, because Gutfeld was on like the
night before, two nights before. Yeah, and he's like and
it's just because he's like, Okay, so you know you're
gonna act like I'm not talking ship directly to Okay.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
He's a put like you pussy. He just called him up.
That's you want to talk about. Who's more hardcore Steve Morton?
Okay yet and they come from that, but that that's
that whole world. It's like it's all fucking again. It's
all mixed in a really fucked up diarrheable nonsense. Put
that on a T shirt.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Oh yeah, diarrhea bl of nonsense. Let's take a quick break.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
I'm a draw, and then we'll come back.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Our last second about the diarrhea bowl of nonsense. We'll
be right back.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Man, we're back.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
We're back.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
As I got yelled at Jack and Miles told me
I'm talking too much. They said, I can't do it.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
The fuck was that diarrhea bowl thing?

Speaker 2 (49:18):
You know? We were talking about freedom of speech, but
you are just babbling and it's like the freedom of
speech and they're like, no, it's not anyways, it's the
whole thing. I got one of their producers fired.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
My bad.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Here we are and we're back.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
We did want to talk about another the new look,
the hot new look of censorship, which is uh, you know,
suing major companies that control all of the internet pipes
that bring the Internet to us such as Google and
then making them scared. So now they are doing the

(49:54):
bidding of the president like that. I like, I was
just thinking about this in the context the Washington Post
article where like the Pentagon is threatening them, and like
in a world where the system worked, they would just
like hire so many lawyers to like be like, all right,
we're gonna stand behind our reporting and like go fuck yourself,

(50:15):
Like the court is the last thing that is standing
currently against them, but instead, because it's controlled by wealthy
people who just want contracts from the presidency, they just
like give in and they're like, would you be nice
to us going forward if we give in on this?
And so that's exactly what Google did recently where they

(50:36):
settled a twenty four point five million dollar highly questionable
lawsuit about Trump's account being banned from YouTube after January sixth.
They were just like, yeah, just pay him, make him happy,
so he nice to us. And around this time people
started noting that their AI overview, which we've made a
lot of fun of because it fucking sucks shit at

(50:59):
its and also is killing journalism by making it so
nobody goes to the actual websites that are paying to
do the journalism. They their AI overview is suddenly not available.
If you search does Trump show signs of dementia? It's
available for so much shit, like you almost the way

(51:23):
it works. This morning, I had to answer the question
why are groundhogs called woodchucks for my kids, because like that,
you know, it would make more sense for beavers. They
kind of look like beavers. I was like, I bet
they just got it wrong and they thought they were beavers,
and like it just got transposed at some point. And
they have an answer for that. They have a paragraph

(51:46):
that it answers that. It's just like an anglicized version
of an algonquin word. But like they any question you
can ask, they have a fucking paragraph answer summary, except
for this one one. This one question about like the
most powerful person in the world who is showing signs
of dementia. Suddenly they're like, we actually we're not even

(52:10):
sure what you're saying there, man, Yeah, like what do
you what do you even mean? So it will show
AI results for similar searches about other presidents. It will
show results for obviously Biden, it will yeah, exactly, although
their answer on Biden it's not possible to definitively state

(52:30):
whether former President Joe Biden has dementia based solely on
publicly available information. However, some reports and observations have led
to questions and different perspectives regarding his cognitive function as
he aged but not with Trump. With Trump is just
a list of links agent health concerns about Donald Trump Wikipedia.
But it's just interesting that they're like, I don't know,

(52:52):
don't don't ask us, don't look at us.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
They have to regulate artificial intelligence because we don't even
have regular intelligence figured out yet. What are we fucking
doing well?

Speaker 1 (53:03):
I think that's why we'll fuck it. Then we'll just
outsource it to this new kind of intelligence. I mean, yeah,
the I'm also curious, who are they convincing also by
like suppressing this information. I know it's deeply cynical. I
think they're just like passing the hot potato, being like,
it's not us saying that shit. You know, they just
they just have to run every decision through a will

(53:26):
this MacDonald Trump Mad film.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
That's funny because rich people have access to wiping shit
off of the Internet, that they know that if something
is or they assume that if something is popping up
it's because it's paid to be there. So Trump's interpretation
is probably like someone's paying for it to be there
because that information shouldn't be out. Meanwhile, it's just us
as a unit being like that's he looking huh, that's

(53:50):
how it actually works.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't go is my grandmother showing signs
of dementia? You know, like we had a family talk
and we're like his grandma, okay, and they're like no, no,
you know, I mean, like it's again with this thing.
It's just one of those things that's so out in
the open. But the narrative just like sort of just
in the mainstream media, is just sort of avoiding being

(54:13):
like something's wrong with him, rather than being like this
guy's this guy's a nut, you know, he's just he's
so angry, he's a hateful person. Like, yeah, he's that
and something is not right with So let's not lose
sight of that. Also on top of all the other
shit that we're talking about. But that that's that's pretty
foundational to a lot of the things we're saying now.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Even right people are pointing out that this has strive
stries and affected the question of Trump having dementia because
everybody's now, you know, there's articles are Donald Trump dementia.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Search is being blocked by Google.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
What to know?

Speaker 3 (54:46):
I also think though that like just publicly showing that
Google will bow to before the power of Donald Trump
is like, he probably doesn't hate that, you know, it's
probably not the worst thing for him. Like it's like
we're we're thinking like, oh, this is a gotcha. They're
doing corruption, and he's like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Motherfucker, that's what I do.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Like that's yeah, I'm just saying for Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
As to the question at hand, we can neither confirm
nor didn't. I hear on the Daily Zechist whether Donald
Trump is showing any signs.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
No, but Falent has a drink problem. That's a week.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Can speak to that.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
I will say that there is a psychologist who hosts
a show about about his mental abilities and says that
is not looking good. He he co hosts a podcast,
Shrinking Trump, where he explains how he arrived at a
diagnosis of dementia.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
He said, we have to see a.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Major deterioration and functioning and language and thinking and psychomotor
performance and impulse control. What a lot of people don't
realize is that Donald Trump used to be a articulate person.
He used to speak with a high level of vocabulary. Vocabulary,
So he's basically saying against his own standard. You're seeing
a massive font decline.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean listen, just listen to a
clip from even the twenty twenty election. Yeah, and then
further back than twenty sixteen, and then go to twenty twelve.
I mean he was he was an articulate racist back then.
What a thing to long for.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
When he's really unable to complete a thought. Sometimes he's
unable to complete a word. According to a Daily b
started word.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Yeah, I see him, I said him, Oh boy, where
are we going to set we? What are we doing
with this one? Yeah? A scene of metaphin the idea
that he's never heard of.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
See a medaphin? Is I guess it's not a white striper.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
How would he use that word?

Speaker 3 (56:43):
You know?

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Yeah, it's I mean, Jack White hates him, so why
would he be a white stripes fan.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
He does have a family history of Alzheimer's. His dad
suffered from the disease, at which point Trump allegedly dismissed
and derided him. Spent the last years of his dad's life,
just teasing him for being having dementia.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Sick bro sick him and Pete Davison should have dinner.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Yeah, love our Daddy's crew. Yeah, Marcella Arguao, what a
pleasure having the daily Yeah, I'm more hardcore than you.
You I more hardcore, hardcore hardcore than you. I have
more hardcore. I have more hardcore. Where is when Manuel

(57:29):
Miranda will sound.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Like he might as well have saying that as a musical,
because that's how not hardcore that ship was, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 2 (57:36):
It was so insane that scenes.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
And yeah, when your hardcore, everyone knows your hardcore.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
But you will not be improvising songs on this podcast.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
No, No, I can't. I can't tooose too much stress.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Where can people find you? Follow you here? You all
that good stuff? Guy?

Speaker 2 (58:01):
It's Marcella Comedy Gil And I'm not on Twitter right now.
I'm kind of my years kind of wrapped up. I
have a couple of cool things happening. The new podcast
Comedy is Dead, Part two is coming out and be
on Mayotube on you Tube, and I will also be
on a show and I can't still can't announce, and

(58:22):
I don't care that I can't announce it because I'm
very excited because it's a big deal and that's coming.
So tune in next to tune into my socials next
week if you want to. You've been on the Marcelo train.
Now it's the time to do it. This is your
last chance right now, get a marcel train because if
I see that you follow me on Thursday, bitch, I'm
blocking you. Okay, I'm more hardcore. Anybody you don't follow, okay.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
That shall not do it for fame. You are as
you become.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
I used to I used to tell fans to unfollow
me on my Twitter. That was great years. I was
real sest little bitch when I was doing that, and
then everyone got COVID and mentally insane. I was like, HI,
probably shouldn't talk to people like that.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
They're not Uh.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
I really have been enjoying Nicki Minaj and Cardi be
going at it because I'm trying to grow as a woman,
and to watch them not grow as a woman is
a reminder that I do need to continue to grow
and hold myself accountable and told myself to standards that
I want representing me at all times. This has been
a journey to watch them go back and forth.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Yeah my god, they just this is everything. Cardi was
saying back, that's the way to ended.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
I mean, you're gonna go out, go out swinging and
pretty tough. So she's She's like, I'm more hardcore than you.
You're more hardcore.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Oh you think your hardcore watched this? Your child is
nonverbal because you're like, okay, bave Cardi.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
No.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
She ended it by saying, you need therapy, and I'm
done talking to you like it's I was just going.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
I was just I saw the knockout blow tweets that
they were.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Blows were crazy, That's what I'm saying. Those are the ones.
I was like, lill, but she was. She ended it
by saying that she needed therapy, that her husband has
taken advantage of her, that she's on drugs and she
needs to go to rehab, and she needs to love
her child. It's really it got dark, Yeah, very dark.
Jack confused him and his whiteness just stewing in it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Oh man, the way you're talking about culture, she related
to Playboy Cardi.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Oh my god, you know what we gotta wrap this up.
Can we give him the lights? Please?

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Miles?

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Where can people find you as their working media you've
been enjoying?

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Yeah, follow me everywhere at Miles of Gray. I'm talking
shit about ninety four to twenty day Fiance and yeah,
there's that working media. No, I'm looking forward to finally
being able to go to the movies this weekend. So
I'm gonna I'm gonna try and see at these two
movies this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Why didn't you? Why can't you go?

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Just like just life, you know, just oh yeah yeah,
takeing care of wonder. Yeah yeah, yeah, like me to
be able to take time out to see a three
hour movie like oh see it like with her Majesty.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
You know you just want to Man, that's crazy. I
can go whatever I want.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
I have no kids, I am not married.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Second dude, whatever I want.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Damn that's rocking bars Yeah, yeahs I go.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
To them whenever I want bars, bars.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Twelve.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
The clock doesn't matter now, Norman, Then I can do whatever. Okay,
t out to Lady Gogof. He goes that song, boys,
Boys Boys. Anyways, it was a piece of media you've
been enjoying.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
I'm on Twitter at Jack under Squirrel Brown, Blue Sky
Jack o B the number one. I like A.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
I don't think I've ever recommended a New Yorker cartoon.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Here we go, Jacket in the world, a new one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
That's My enemy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Set in front of the generals and uh, the generals
are kind of looking at each other and Pete haggs
out of the scent and then Randy Quaid yells, hello, boys,
I'm back and flies his jet right into the alien ship,
blowing it up.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
And I think you all just need to be more
like that. All right, all right, it was good that one.
Courtesy Tyson Cole.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Tyson says that to tell you, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Kiss you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at
Daily Zeikeeist, where at the Daily Zeichist on Instagram you
can go to the description of this episode wherever you're
listening to it, and they're at the bottom you will
find the footnotes. Yeah, which is where we link off
to the information that we talked about in today's episode,
the articles that we quoted. We also like off to
a song that we think you might enjoy. Hey, Miles,

(01:02:38):
is there a song that you think that people might enjoy? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Yeah, this is a track from Heather featuring Orion's son.
It's called Company. It's just really great music. I don't
I don't know. I don't even know how to describe it.
It's just you will like it. If you don't like it,
I don't know. Please tell me why you don't you
If you don't like it, you're not hardcore. Do you
think we're so much more hardcore than you are? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Oh, Ryan Soun's so hard cool?

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
All right, we will look off to that in the
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Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
That's going to do it for us this week, another
one in the books. We have the best moments from
this week dropping tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
The Weekly Zeitgeist comes out Saturdays, and then we'll be
back Monday early afternoon to tell you what's trending on
Monday and what happened over the weekend, and we will
talk to you all then by Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
The Daily Zeitgeist is executive produced by Catherine Law, co
produced by Bae Wang

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Co produced by Victor Wright, co written by j m mcnapp,
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