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Speaker 1 (00:05):
I get annoyed when there's Kims with k y m.
It's like, yeah, you're special, we get it.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
There are k y Kims out here. Oh yeah, sounds
like a terrible.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
That sounds like you get bullied. Yeah, yeah, that's a bullied.
High school mean girls called it. Definitely called someone ky
Kim at some point.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I know at least one that deserved it?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
M m yeah. Is it just because her her name
was spelled k Is that what she was special?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
She was also very slippery.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, she was slippery. It's just naturally so slippery.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
She's just it was weird.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I think looks like a seal at all times, just shiny.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
And have you had a person that you work with
that had the hyperhydrosis handshake?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Here we go, no or I don't know what is that?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
You guys ever had that?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You ever? You ever somebody with hyperhydrosis? He ever has
somebody that you work with that you co host a
show with for seven years?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
You ever know somebody for a long time.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
But every time you dap them up really even their
knuckles are wet. That is usually like my go to
if my hands are sweaty, I just dap people up.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Some squash it was like I punched a water balloon.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four or four,
Episode two of the Guys. It's a production of iHeart Radio.
The Dean Scream is back.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, and you're still echoe. I'm still dialing in the
acoustics of this.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah it was your was your Dean scream?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
You know, exactly like him.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
See to take back the White.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I gotta tell people, dude, this as a podcast where
we take a deep dive into a marriage share consciousness.
I guess I bet they were wondering. I bet there's real.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
There was real.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Wait, what is this ship? What is this? What if
I still say what is it? Who's this guy? Guy?
And I say it's Wednesday, September third, twenty twenty five.
That seems wrong. That's too far in the future. Do
you say December twenty fifth? I thought I said September,
but I it's entirely possible. I said December yeah, yeah, yeah, No,
(02:33):
that's September third, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yes, yes, it is Sember.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
There saying days wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
That's oh god, Jack, it's US Bowling League Day. Hell yeah,
I'd do that once, but I'd suck and then I
fucking probably rage quit. No, I'd stick to it.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I just had the revelation that, like, in the same
way that movies is a word, that is just like
they made a picture move and they were like, we'll
call those movies. Bowling is just a sport where you
bowl think you knock things over, so it's just called
bowling like you just bowl things over. Anyways, that's what
I'm up to over here, think about fun stuff. Hold on,
(03:12):
it's also come from Oh.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
It's also National Welsh rare Bit Day. And if you
don't know what that is, it's basically cheesy toast.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Okay, it's a tongue in cheek.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I guess way because there's no rabbit in the meal.
So anyway, cheese toasts and bowling leagues, it's your day.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Congratulations, have a little cheese toast at your bowling league. Yes, well,
the last time you watched Big Lebowski we were talking
about this last week months.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh pre pandemic for sure.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Are you a fan? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just
I just rewatched it and I'm like, all of these
lines are like I remember every single part of this,
and like think about those lines and the line deliveries
every year, Like I didn't realize how just in there
it was Yeah, crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Oh it's great. I had the fucking like cometive edition
that was like in a bowling ball. Oh shit, Lebowski,
I was in you like people know because we quote
that movie like pretty fucking insufferably.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I don't. I think what I realized is I don't
know that I'm quoting it every time you say I'll
have the pancake. Yeah, exactly know, man, it's coming out
through it. Which also Fargo, the other one that is
in there, really really hard coded, and also has a
I want to go to pancakes House, a line that
(04:31):
I think about all the time, even though I rarely
want to go to pancakes house. Anyways. Uh, my name's
Jack O'Brien, aka all vaccines are dumb? Why am I
this way? Why am I this way? I went for
a walk, went for a walk on airport delay. I
(04:53):
see swollen kids. They look rotten today. They look rotten today.
Mitochondria dreaming Andrea dream Why am by this way? That
one courtesy a snarfula on the discord who said I
can't find a way to get mitochondria dreaming down to
(05:13):
six syllables. You did great. I think it's I think
it's fun when the syllables don't fit. But that, of course,
in reference to last week when RFK Junior, while in
Austin signing a Make America Healthy Again, Bill said quote,
I'm looking at kids as I walked through the airports today,
(05:35):
as I walk down the streets, and I see these
kids that are just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges. Mmm, you
kept with inflammation. You can tell from their faces. He's
just walking around being like, ugh, look at this little
ugo piece of shit when he sees our kids. He
looks like something's wrong with him mitochondrially. It's not right.
(05:59):
It's not working now. Meanwhile, like, I don't know, man,
like you look at you look at him, and you're like,
what sure, man? You sitting to have a conversation with him?
Or the president who appears to be like melting into
a puddle of goop, fucking what's his name? Style? Job
of the hut style? Oh, piece of the hut style. Yeah,
(06:20):
piece of the hut. Even I'm thrilled to be joined
as always by my co host mister Miles Grass.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Miles Great, let's keep the RFK tame going with.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I believe all the lies.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I believe I kill the bear one night, drink rock
cow's milk every night and day, make vaccines a crime.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I may.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I believe in whale goal dripping on the kids who
my open door shut out, snarfuler for that one. R
F Kelly as r F Kelly.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Yeah, we created the character r F Kelly. I think
last week.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Oh wow, well the accommodation problematical combo that this all
makes sense now with the remix to ignition.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Sorry, okay, okay, I did one last week, so I
was for that.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I was. I did not know, but I love Look
we had we had, damn we could do r F
c p K, r F c PK.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
CPK and r F Kelly. Yeah, yeah, never ending. Okay, okay, Miles.
We're thrilled to be joined in our third seat by
the creator of Red dot Comics. You can go to
Patreon right now to support and gain access to her
tastefully inappropriate work. Please welcome. It's Kim Winda.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
AKA it's a small plug. After all. That's all I
got was I was Gary's working.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, we're working, yeah, working, hard, working for a living.
It's funny.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
On Reddit, there's a sub reddit called what is this
where people are just like, find something like I found
there some of my kids backpack, and it's like it's
it's a fucking weed baggy you fuck okay, handed hand.
So often people don't know what butt plugs are. They're like,
I found this in my Airbnb under the bed, and
everyone's like usually it just be like wash your hands immediately.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
They have it right up to their faces.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Fine, here my nose for scale, a terrible useful texture
to it. Know, it could be so many different sizes,
all right, fine here in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Can get all the way back to my youth.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, tongue for scale. Oh man, anyway, there's any way
just thinking about plugs because Kim's here. Sorry, you don't
know that.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Hey, I'm just glad when you say it you think
of me.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, Hey, I mean look, I think even it's gary
even you know what I mean. It's not even just
a butt plug.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, he's a whole personality, an inner moral compass, thank you,
thank you?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, what is his moral compass?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Like?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Was it is?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
He like points south?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Okay, yeah, so interesting gives me the worst best ideas yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, yeah, it's funny when you start Gary butt plug,
there's someone made uh a Gary Baucy butt plug where
it's a plug but the handle and.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
This picture of I was gonna say, teeth like are
so wow. Teeth are so prominent in my image of
Gary Busey, and teeth are not something I necessarily wanted
my butt plug.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Well, you can have it both. You can have the
you can have the feeling the image of teeth without
the sensation of my mind.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
That would be a wonderful surprise, just first time going
at it, bent over Gary by.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Screaming, Gary, I don't know what I would just want
to show you this before h.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Very specific but oh my friend.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Well, Kim, we're thrilled to have you. We're gonna get
to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
we're going to tell the listeners a couple of the
things we're talking about. We have a did Trump have
the I don't know. We still haven't really seen footage
from his press conference, but he appears to be alive,
and it seems like his press conference is like kind
(10:24):
of some bullshit. He's just like announcing that they're changing
the location of like the star Space Command Space Command,
which seems like I think, seems like an excuse for
like them to just get him out there in front
of people, you know, like the party and weekend at
Bernie's where they're like, yeah, need to bring people around.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
So that means it's he as of this report, it's
it's way past the time they said he would do it.
But I don't. I don't expect him to be on
time for anything.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
He's a rocks you know. It's like a fucking Lauren
Hill concert.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Oh wait, no, it happened. It started seven minutes ago.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
All right, great, well we'll be giving you live updates
of something that happened yesterday. But it appears like I
don't know. We've heard multiple like interviews now with him,
and he sounds like shit. He sounds ragged as hell.
So we'll talk about that. We'll talk about that. Yet
another CEO going viral. This time it was a Polish
(11:20):
CEO who stole a hat from a child. It was
like clearly being handed to the child. An adult CEO
comes in swoops, it does like a no look pass
to his partner in crime, to the to the extent that,
like I thought, they were like a grifting I thought
(11:41):
they were like a pickpocket team, like the way that
they like were so fast with like he like he
took it, handed it off, you know, it was like
he even handed off.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I'm pretty sure he just stuffed it in his wife's bag.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah, it was just like.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
That, its hand out.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Like yeah, yeah, with like a oh but I wanted
that look face. Anyways, we'll talk about that. We'll talk
about the genocide. Experts have weighed in finally but they
are in fact confirming that is what Israeli is doing
is in fact genocide. So we'll talk about that, and
we will of course talk about the sphere. We covered
(12:19):
the run up, the big news that they were taking
a cinema classic and expanding it with the help of AI,
and some of the things that we thought could possibly
be potentially a problem is that like AI people, when
you add AI people, they just are robots that don't
(12:40):
know where to look, and so they're having to expand
the frame of this movie to fit an entire universe,
like an entire three hundred and sixty universe.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
So a lot of AI. The reviews are in and
they're pretty entertaining, So we'll talk about that plenty more,
But first, Kim, we do like to ask our guess,
what is something from your search history that's revealing about
who you are?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Why is my period showing up early when I have plans?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
It always seems to happen, and it's a universal experience.
Like I was in La last week. Period wasn't supposed
to show up until this week, and she came along
with me.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
She's like, I want to come.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I want to go pretty much.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
But what did Groc say? The answer was to that
h Groc.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Had no good input, something about Nazis.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
But yeah, wait, so what kind of plans you have?
If you don't mind me asking?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Oh sure, I just went down to see a show
and hang out with friends. So nothing real big, but
it's a longer drive and you don't want to sit
there all crampy and stuff, especially when it surprises you,
like I brought white pants. What am I supposed to
do with those?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Day?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Well? In Las?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah, okay, hell, anyways, I'm not going to double hockey sticks.
Not doing this.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
One of the is that what is that a Catholic
thing that you're not allowed to.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
It's American cultural taboo of not wearing white after only.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
The Pope gets to wear white after.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Hope and his white khakis.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
That's right, Wait what let's see what is there?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Would that be technically a sin if you started wearing
that ridiculous big pope hat around. I feel like he
would get really.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Wow, is it because? Oh, because it was so dirty?
Like it's like, well, we can wear white when we're
in the Hamptons, but when we come back to gross Manhattan,
don't wear white.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I would check out. Of course, it's bougie nonsense.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, it's classes.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
More white after a library.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Well then I guess god.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Oh Trump looks like ship though I just saw a
still photo of him.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
He looks like it was he wearing white.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
No, no, he was not wearing He was not wearing white.
But he's his com over looks real bad. It's doing
a lot of there's magic happening. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, they did just make it so that women are
allowed to wear not all white at Wimbledon, and at
least partially to make room for people's menstrual cycle.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
So that gress.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Yeah, feminism, we've done it you and they don't ask
us for shit again after Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Is that one concession that we give you one every
one hundred years.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I think that's fair.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
That's fair. Yeah, I think that does happen. It's just like, yeah,
I'm coming, I'm coming to the period wants to be involved, period.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Wants to go on vacation.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah. The consensus was it's just like stress and other factors.
So really it could be anything, just like your period
symptoms are almost exactly the same as pregnancy systems is
just a fuck all. Your body just wants you to suffer,
right as you guys know.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Well yeah, yeah, that long pause suggested I was actually
just thinking of the response.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
No, I was just reading about how, uh, just generally
like the lack of oh no. We also had a
guest on here talking about too, just the lack of
urgent scientific research, like around cramps and things like that,
where they just go and those are cramps and well
some people feel like they're getting knifed in the gut.
Yeah that's a scale, but we call them cramps. Anyway,
(16:25):
you're being hysterical. You're being hysterical, and that's what we said,
you're being hysterical and to chill out.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Well, they just made a birth control pill for men
that takes away the nausea, the bloating, the headaches, and
it's just like, oh, we got that for men first. Okay, okay,
let's let's maybe what this uh there's I think it's
a pill. And a few years ago a trial was
(16:52):
out for men's birth control. Oh okay, and they didn't
like it because it gave them the normal side. They
took it back and now it's just back out to
testing that got rid of all those side effects.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Oh man, but you know it's fair.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
We got the Wimbledon wearing white.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
So we are doing things for you. We're working so
hard for you, and you're gonna make me poison my
guys down there?
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Not today.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
That's very a very delicate balance down there, just.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Like equal scales.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Do you just measure which exactly what's hanging lower? And
then I have a balancing sheet that I actually deployed
down there to keep them level.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
What is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Underrated? Deer crossing signs?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Oh yeah, the little sign with the little deer doing
like a little hot hop.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah. My husband hit a deer on his from work
on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
What the deer say to him?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Fuck you bitch?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Car yeah, oh okay.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
So uh yeah, it was late at night, no deer
crossing signs, even though it definitely needs it for the
area we're in. But came out of nowhere. Did damage left?
Dear's okay, we didn't find the body. We're not sure.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Exchange information and check in after.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I'm pretty sure that deer didn't have insurance.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
The way he ran out of there.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I don't want to God. I mean, I know this
show is, you know, trying to be progressive, but that's
I feel like all deers, no deer has insured right
every time? Every time they don't. And I don't like
to paint everyone with the same brush, but they never
have insurance. Ever.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Well, I have to register to kill a deer, so
why don't they have to register for em?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah? See this is this is God. We need someone
who takes this shits here.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Need a registry for all deers.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
How fucked up? Did the car get?
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Not great? We're having it towed either today or oh.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Shit, like couldn't be driven any further.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah, but it was fortunate it was very close to
our house. So and my husband's fine all that, but
we don't know about the car just yet.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Damn. It was a long time to ask if your
husband's fine, the extent that we didn't even do it.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I made a joke about how I punched a deer.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
I will say the deer crossing sign, like, if you're
going to have a sign representing deer, like they have
to be happy with that one. That is like the
Michael Jordan's silhouette, like the Jordan silhouette of like it
is so mystic, athletic and majestic. It's like springing forward
in a way that like I feel like they have
(19:42):
to be like, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
And I'm pretty sure like they're antler size. They were
very gracious with antler sizes.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yeah, yeah they were. See this is why are they
getting all the preferential treatment in society. This is what
I'm now.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
I'm thinking also, like if you look at the moose
crossing like I'm looking at a moose crossing one, it's
all like hunched over, it looks drunk, whereas like the
deer is like.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Seem like elk one is pretty uh majestic looking because yeah,
because elk towards here.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
And oh yeah elk yo that am.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
But I wouldn't want to be sucked up by an
elk that that would take most cars.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Yeah, my rankings, I still like deer than elk moose,
But a moose is like it looks like.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
It definitely evokes moose. It's communicate. I guess it just
like tells us what we think of moose. Like it
looks like, yeah, I'm seeing some that are a little
bit better, but the one I'm first looking at it
just looks drunk like it just like this asshole are
pretty hammered. You can just assume.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
They're angry too. But I rather have like these instead
of like impressionist paintings of animals for crossing, because you
have no idea what you're going to get.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Too much.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
There's there's too much that someone can interpret it differently.
It's like, I don't know, could be like a horse, yeah,
whimsical horse with some kind of hairdo.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Or a hunchback horse.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Right.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I feel like they should give like the when it's
like the walking cross sign, like you can you can
walk now. That'd be cool if like they made us
look athletic and cool as hell instead of just like
you know, like.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
They would you want just the very stiff we don't
get swag.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I don't what do you want to I'm not the
artist here, I'm just cruising the Pelican brief Yeah he's no,
he's not Pelican brief.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
He's what's the one a briefcase? Yeah exactly. Just now
there goes a man.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I want the woman like on the truck flaps like
the woman that sits like yeah, I want that.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, and what's that communicating? Ladies? You can now lay
in the crosswalk?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Do you want an insurance payment?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Just lay here, but not near deer because they don't
have insurance.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
No, no, they'll trample you. Fuck Bambi and.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
The child the slow children sign. That child looks like
he's up to something.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
He's like, there's a slow children thing. That's not just
like a far side thing.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
There's children.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah, oh sorry, I'm thinking of the word.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Is good Yeah slow chill?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I do remember that was that was like slow children? Whoa,
that's so mean?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
What that means?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
They all in one area?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Slow children? But they're strong, Okay, they've got good they've
got good leaping ability. What is it?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Sorry, there's one for like the girl coded figure for
a slow children to play, but the head of like
the girl. It has like a ponytail, but it looks
like just one of those like Japanese kendoma things like
right here, Oh, anyway, that's George Washington ribbon. She's also
like being dragged by the boy one yeah, come on,
(23:16):
come on, come on, we'll make it. Oh fuck, I'm
so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Kid.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Her hand was no slippery, dragging her into traffic.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
One less ky Kim out there.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
We're at play dragging each other into traffic. What is something,
Kim that you think is overrated?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
The month of September? M hm, it's hot. We're all
just waiting for fall, and you just there's no in between.
It's like la super hot for the rest of the month,
for the rest of the world or cooler climates. It's
still fucking hot and you're just waiting for October and
then holidays. Wow, we could just skip this month.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
It's the Wednesday of months. Yeah, it's like, what the fuck, man,
I get you're here, but let's get to the other
good days like Friday Saturday for the world.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Wake me up when September ends.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Oh wow, that's what the song is about. And that's
what the song's about. Back to school, which when you're
a kid like, but when you're a parent you're like, oh.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Okay, Staples commercial remember that was the Steeples Andy Williams track.
Always it's the most wonder from the mom's like buying.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
The kids are like, what the fuck killed me?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Commercials were good?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Yeah mm hm.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Back to football, which I do enjoy football?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah for me, Yeah, I have a bit of foot
in it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
And then technically August or is that preseason?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
That's pre technically it's August for the NFL still hasn't
started yet. Okay, did college football start this weekend?
Speaker 3 (25:03):
College football start this weekend? And Bill Belichick got rocked?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Oh where's North Carolina?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
He's in North Carolina now, And everyone's like, man, like
professional football coaches, like they work so much harder, they
understand the game so much better. He's gonna come in
here and just like dominate, whereas like college football coaches
are like just basically used car salesmen, Like they're all
just like energetic, like used car sales though, And everyone's like,
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so he's just gonna like kill these people with chess moves.
And then like he just came and like got destroyed
in his first game, and I which when they were
saying that, I was like, I think there's probably a
reason that those people gravitate to that role, Like I
think it must work for whatever reason. Like children, the
children you're coaching, responds to that energy, you know, mm hm. Anyway,
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children energy, children energy exactly, just dragging each other around
as there want to do when they're at play. Anyways,
I like September, but I respect your you're right to
not like I agree.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
My birth and my birthdays this month. I don't really don't. Oh,
I don't say that.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
To me, Like how could you.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Hated going back to fucking school? Like I fucking hated it.
And when I I remember one year, my school started
like the last day of August, and I was like
complaining to my mom. I was like, this isn't right,
Like right, summer is supposed to be until September, and
I don't want to go to this school anymore.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
It's crazy. For some reason. Down South they start like
at the beginning of August. It's crazy how early they
get get you back to school in like Kentucky. I
was like, what do you.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Mean they Yeah, do they let them out in May?
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Or?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
I think you get out earlier. Yeah, but it's very strange.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah. I don't have kids, and I'm not huge just
to football. So this September.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Agricultural calendar apparently yeah, oh oh yeah, farm shit, I
should know that. Yeah, man, new farm ship just dropped.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
All right, let's take a quick break. We'll come back
and we'll talk about some.
Speaker 7 (27:14):
News and or back get flavor all day talking about
corn Dennis this.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
There's nothing good. I wish that.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
I wish we could say something good happened. But Trump
speech or his press conference happened. It feels like the
import of what he was announcing was not commensurate with
like the attention people were paying to it. But it
also feels like he didn't really have anything, so he
might have just been like they think I look like shit,
Oh yeah, well watch this and hime out and actually
(27:58):
look like actually looked like he was melting and you look, Yes,
comb over is not looking good. His makeup is looking
like it was still alive though, y'all sorry, he is
still some nice triassholes.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Uh. There is a clip though, I think he I
think he has COVID because there's a clip he sounds
bad and there's a clip from Scott Jennings, who's like
that freaky right wing piece of shit you se on
CNN a lot. He released a snippet of a combo
with UH with Trump and this it sounds like it's
he just sounds like it's like he has a cold
(28:34):
or something. Yeah, this is him here, just talking about
Putin and now he's like, I'm so disappointed, dude, you're
gonna keep saying that ship.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I'm very disappointed in him.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
He and I always had a great relationship. I'm very disappointed.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Thousands of people.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
Are dying that not American instead of dying, but the
Russians and the Ukrainians.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
And yeah, he's gravelly, yeah, definitely nasily.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I think it's COVID, and I think they didn't want
to do a new I think they didn't want to
give Twitter another moment to be like got covid.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah, you know, he's like keeping that on the bulletin board,
like all the tweets from when everyone I was like.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yo, black Twitter, Black Twitter. He cooked me. They fucking
roasted me.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Never again. Don't go. Don't tell black Twitter. Don't tell
Black Twitter. I got covid. Make up something about space
force so I look strong yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, say I'm dead. Actually, say I'm dead.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I did love On Reddit. Everyone was posting like their
bottles of champagne that they're saving for when it happens,
the big beautiful obituary.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Yeah, thirty years from now will still be with them.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I know, the evil ones always living.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
They always His dad lived in ninety three. Fuck, his
dad wasn't eating McDonald's and ship all day. I mean
his dad looked like shit. Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
His dad looked like a Tim Burton character, like my
guy in a Tim Burton movie.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
His mom looked like Gary Oldman and Bram Stoker's Dracula. Yeah,
that's exactly what his mom looks like.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
And they pro created. They made that.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Yeah, they want.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
You to think that story.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
I don't know if it's real, but the story where
he's in the backyard and like the neighbor like left
their baby in a playpen in the backyard and they'd
come out and like four year old Donald Trump is
throwing rocks at the baby, like just in it. He's
had it in him from the start. Yep, all right,
we got another millionaire ceo going viral. But this time so,
(30:37):
I mean part of me was like you know that. Okay,
Like we've talked before, like the CEO at the Coldplay
concert went viral, but this time, like he went viral
before we knew he was a CEO. So like my
thesis that like we're enjoying these because everybody hates CEOs.
Like seems like there also might be some CEOs are
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used to getting away with doing whatever the fuck they want,
whenever the fuck they want it.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
And but I think your theory still stands.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
You know, Yeah, I think this probably picked up some
steam once we found out he was the CEO. But
also this is just this would go viral regardless.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Yeah, this would go viral, That's what I'm saying. Well,
I guess the CEO the CEO thing, I think people
wouldn't have piled on so much. It was the hiding
that exacerbated the CEO kiss the CEO kiss yeah, cold place.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Have a CEO stealing a piece of memorabilia from the
outstretched hands of a child. I don't know. Maybe maybe
people knew right away, but I'm pretty sure like it
people identified the kid before they found out who this
guy was. I want to.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Say there was another incident with baseball, like some asshole
took a baseball from a kid's hand, not a CEO
that I'm aware of, but it reminded me of that situation.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Because that viral at least a few times a season
where there's some guy who like the kids, like biffs
catching a home run ball and guy like, fuck it,
it's mine.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
And then that's right, nice tr asshole exactly. So this
Polish tennis star who's not ranked but he had just
beat like the ninth ranked player at the US Open,
was like over giving autographs. People were super excited and
this guy, so he takes off his hat and just
hands it to this you know, tow headed child who
(32:27):
reaches out for it, but it gets yoinked, like literally
you can hear a yoink in the in the video
from from him like by the CEO, who then just
like stuffs it like does like kind of a no look,
like puts it behind his back and like stuffs it
in his wife's bag. To a degree that I was like,
is this like is this a criminal? Like is it
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you know what I mean? Like, is this somebody who
like because there are these like memorabilia grifters who like
go and like just remade a bunch of money and
they to get stuff signed exactly, will send kids to
go get stuff signed. And then yeah and he yeah,
it felt like he was like part of a pickpocket
crew the way he just like you went to this,
put it like to his other hand and then like
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they go disappear, you know, hit it away, like put
it in his wife's bag. And the fact that he
was that systematic about it and was a millionaire who
apparently he like sponsors that tennis player right like because
you know it's expensive and you don't make that much
money being an unranked tennis player, so like he's connected,
(33:31):
he's connected to him, could probably get at any fucking time.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Oh fuck this guy so much.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I can see how he would be like, oh, I
sponsored this fucker all the way here and he just
beat someone who was ranked. I'm having that hat not
to justify it, but I think maybe that was I
think that's probably what was at least partially going on.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Where the way that CEOs anytime somebody who is unhappy
at their office, like I created your job like I
own you. You wouldn't even like be here if it
wasn't for me, Like as if they have you know,
like like God in the painting, like created this whole thing,
not that it's just a fucking thing that would be
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happening anyways because without you. But yeah, I could see
that that like he's like I made this guy's career.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
I thought, like the opposite, where yeah, he's still an
asshole taking from a kid. But maybe he just was
excited and grabbed it in the moment and didn't realize
how much of a dick he was.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
He grabbed it in a way where the kid didn't
even exist, because from jump, he's not, well, this, this
ship is mine if the.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Kid didn't exist. But then he hid it like he
knew what he just did was.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Because the kid still Yeah, like that's a it's a
pretty sad screams cap where like the kid is just
going like this, oh sir, here good this shit. I mean,
this is a pretty fucking bad look for this dude,
because dude, you never, no one ever, in the history
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of ever looks good stealing something out of the hands
of a child, like unless it's like a fucking knife
because they're gonna hurt himself or something like that. I'm sorry,
this is not this is not a thing where you're
like and I feel justified, which makes I mean Miles.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Yes, Okay, Okay, First of all, he has kids too,
as the father of children, I have kids, and he
said I had kids. I was getting it for my kids, dude,
So like even, yeah, so fuck that kid he owns
if it's my kid, yeah yeah. And I also owned
this player, so everybody should just be a kid.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
I own this player. This is my hat. Fucked that
little boy. Okay, you guys.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Want to kids to go with Michael Jordan's fuck them kids,
fuck them kids, bro to Michael Jordan's. Michael Jordan is
allowed to say that because he is Michael Jordan, and
that competitive drive got us like some of the most
entertaining moments in the history of the zeitgeist. When you're
a Polish fucking millionaire CEO of a paving company, I
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think people treat you like your Michael Jordan and but
you don't actually outside of that bubble, you can't get
away with that. You can't just like hide the hat
away and it becomes okay because everyone just moves past
it because you're richer than them and they like want
you to keep funding them, or like, you can't just
(36:31):
fade under the bleacher seats to have your affair not
have been revealed like that. It's just it only works
that way in your little ceo, rich guy bubble. It
doesn't work that way. Yeah, out and the rest of
us like an asshole. That's what's so entertaining, is like
watching these people and like what they normally can just
(36:53):
get away with, you know. So he he did come
out and give the statement that like I was doing
it for my kids. He came out late though, man,
like they had already found that kid and like given
him merch the next morning before he came out and
made a speech, made a statement. And also there were
like three incre you know, three apocryphal statements attributed to
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him by that time, so he like had to come
out and give a statement. So I'm just saying if
he was really like not guilty and not like doing
a fucked up thing, I think he would have come
out immediately and been like, I'm guys, I'm so sorry,
like I didn't see the kid or something like that.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
But he really went for the first one being like sorry, yo,
that little hole was too slow.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yeah, and then if you were faster, you would have
had the hat I saw.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
That was not really him. That was a quote. Yeah,
that was a fake quote.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Oh really yeah yeah, that was like the show.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Yeah no, so that was his. His quote was like,
this was like a moment of confusion, and it's been
very humbling, and any statement up to this point was
not actually made by him. I don't have like sourcing
to specifically say like and the first statement was definitely
not him. I just know that he has made a
statement that.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Has been sounds like an apology.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Yeah, that sounds like an apology, and that he at
least wants that first statement not to be him, recognized
that that would be a bad look.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
I like it, yeah, because at worst one I would
like to unequivocally apologize to the young boy, his family,
all the fans, and the player himself. I take full
responsibility for my extremely poor judgment and hurtful actions. I
got caught up in the heat of the moment and
the joy of the victory, mistakenly thinking that my shrack
that the player was handing the hat to me to
give to my sons, regardless of what I believe was happening.
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My actions caused her to the young boy and disappointed
the fans. I like it. He then said he's going
to auction the hat off and then give the money
to charity. But just give it to the fucking kid,
because then it's not a.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Tax right off.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Exactly, you can't actually shoot put a YouTube video on
your taxes. I look, it doesn't work as a text,
right enough. You actually see this shit a lot. Like
people's hunger for memorabilia at sporting events or like any
events is truly wild. Like I have seen when I
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was at the US Open, like last week, I did
this same thing to a child. Yeah, just I meant
a baby out of the way and gotta got a
onesie which I can't use because my kids are led
for it. But it's it's gonna be worth something and
like the value on ebit no, like I tear.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
One of the off the ball boys, Yeah, yeah, mine,
what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (39:47):
But it's like, I don't I don't know what it is.
It's just it's such a good metaphor for fucking like
we don't need zombie movies about like the evils of capitalism,
Like just show the fucking jumbo tron footage of people
when you shoot a T shirt cannon into the crowd,
as they like scramble and like push each other out
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of the way to like steal a fucking home run
ball from a fucking child.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
I mean, I feel like the urge to get free
shit at a sporting event begins to diminish as you
get once you start drinking alcohol at the sporting event.
Once you're that age, you're like, bro, I don't give
a fuck.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
That brings you right back, man, the effects of the
alcohol where you're like yo, somethings very important to me.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
I remember almost breaking my neck, like laying fully out
for like a T shirt that was launched in like
the LA Sports Arena at a Clipper game when I
was like a kid, And over time I think I
have never caught a foul ball. I never caught a
home run ball or anything like that. And after a while, like, well,
who gives I don't like maybe my I just became frustrated.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
I was like, I don't I'm never getting anything. You
don't even care anymore.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
And maybe that's what happened. The light is gone behind
my eyes. In terms of my.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
I'd never wear it, like, yeah, I got it, but
it's just going to go baseball. You'd wear a.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Baseball, Oh yeah, I just head tape it to the
under my chin.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
That's always my fear, is that a baseball gets hit
to me and I just like it's the catch, yeah,
because that is right in the head, you.
Speaker 5 (41:23):
Know, when you you know, when you watch like I
feel like any like anytime I go to a Dodger
game and there's a flyboy, like, I want to see
somebody catch it, and then people always groan when some
person doesn't bare hand it like seamlessly, like oh.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Yeah, I saw a lady get a hockey puck to
the forehead. Oh my King's game and it was brutal,
like there's no way I'm going lower on the ice.
Just from that experience, she'll.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Never look the same again. That is a serious injury.
That is a serious, unfixable I want to get hit
with a puck in hockey puck that is just like
a piece of fucking shrapnel flying through the air.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
It's part of a forty five kilogram lifting plate that
got like a weight plate that they just cut into circles.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:11):
No, I mean that's like the density, yeah, forty five
on They're like there's a bunch of holes cut out.
They used the puckle.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Yeah, buckle, let's take a quick break and we'll come back.
And we're back, and we're back and we're back. And look,
Vegas is out here fighting for its life. They got
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fucking mosquitoes, They've got the fact that they're mostly built
on gambling, and nobody has any money anymore because the
economy fucking sucks.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Ship hotel rooms cost like, oh you got money rates
right now. Yeah, although they are doing a lot of giveaways.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
Like please come, We'll give you three meals of chips.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
And a show if you can. I got a couple
from Mandalay Bay recently and I was like, im, sorry,
I didn't even pay for my stay that one time.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
It's not worth it. I'm not it's Vegas local, but
it's just not worth it.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
I mean, it's the show. It's really about the shows.
And I'm like, every time I hear Vegas talked about
in a good light, it would be like the Backstreet
Boys thing that happened at like this speed.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Yeah, And I was like, the sphere is the big
thing that is bringing people in. But by the way,
I will just say, like any of the like you know,
great shows and great restaurants is essentially like if like
all great like TV shows and movies were still sponsored
by like Marlborough. It's just like an addictive thing that
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they're just like using to you know, they're like using
their thing to expose people to an addictive thing that
they know will ultimately make them a ton of money.
But anyways, so the sphere, Yes, I saw some wild
pictures from that Backstreet Boys show. It sounded like it
was super It was like one long you do you
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follow that account? Like tasteful like perfect execution, horrible taste
or whatever, Oh you're talking about awful. It looked like
it was that. It looked like it was produced by
the good people of awful taste, great executions. It was
just amazing. There's like a Mount Rushmore. They were like
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performing on the faces of a Mount Rushmore with their
faces carved into it.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
It was very nineties coated.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Oh yeah yeah, yeah, white two K for the youth,
the real way that they're going to make their money
back on this giant. I went and saw a Nature
documentary there. I thought it was pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah,
when we went to like Last Christmas or something where, yeah,
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the Darren Aronofsky Nature documentary that he shot specifically for
the sphere.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
It's amazing. That's a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
It was fun.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
To me.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
I think he's hurt he didn't get to go. Yeah,
you guys were.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Both of you said we'd see it to go. It's
wild though, like you take a video and it looks
like you're outside, like with your phone, you take a video,
it looks like you're just outside.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Oh it's like that same technology that like they shoot
it like a lot of the Star Wars stuff on.
Speaker 6 (45:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
Yeah, yeah, but anyways, that is like that's where they're
going to make their money if they can always have
a movie that they're showing that they can charge concert
prices for, which is what you know I did. I
went and saw a Nature documentary and paid like fucking
concert ticket prices for. But it was a fun thing.
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My kids were into it. So their new one is
they took the Wizard of Oz and re formatted it.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Re fucked it for a.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
Screen that is like, you know, a thousand times bigger
and like you know, different shaped than they were expecting
it to be. And so it just we we were
talking about their decision to do this because a lot
of how they're doing it is AI where there's just
like you know, we used AI technology to expand and
like added details, and we had some theories as to
(46:31):
how that might go, specifically like when you add AI
humans to anything, they like don't seem to know where
to look and out soullessly. They figured out the shape
of people, but.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
The door, the.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Hands, and then the Will Smith controversy that video we
put out Last My God, where people's faces were still
kind of ft up in the back.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Yeh, fucking loser movie. I know that was absolute loser behavior.
So I do think what happened we talked about that one.
I think what happened there is that they were taking
photographs and animating them into videos because when you look
at footage of the concert, it was actually sold out,
Like he didn't just add a bunch of people to
the But do the people have those.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
Signs you helped me be canting?
Speaker 3 (47:22):
The signs did look like shit, I don't know the
signs were like what they were for me.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
It was the signs. It wasn't necessarily like the I'm like,
I don't doubt that he could sell out a crowd somewhere,
but it was more just like these messages were like,
thank you so much, Will Smith. All of my life's
ills were corrected by listening to your music, and therefore
I owe you. It's like, therefore figure and so many
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in the science.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
So weird. I haven't seen people use the concerts signs.
So let's talk about the good first. Because of just debuts.
They finally blow shit at you during the tornado scene.
So during you know what, as there's a tornado on screen,
there's like a little bit of wind being blown at you.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
There's what They just like throw a bunch of trash
and then turn these fans on. I don't like that.
You can see the fans.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
That are right, We've got fans at the bottom. I
will say. They also blow air at you during the
Darren Aronofsky Nature documentary and it is the worst part.
It's like, Okay, why the fuck is this happening? Was
as intense because this looked like this looks intense. This
looks like they just put they have a leaf blower
for every person, Like.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Yeah, they're like why do they have to be gas
powered inside?
Speaker 3 (48:45):
So again we're still on the good. By the way,
that's one of the things that people are like something okay,
and then during the flying monkey scene, they have like
plastic flying monkeys flying through the thing, but they're just
like lifeless things that are moving very slowly.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
Yeah, this is it looks like, oh my god, for
the amount of money they're spending.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Exactly if they put a little bit more thought in
it or it's just a little bit more work.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Also, it's one of those things too, I'm like I
wouldn't have like been like, ah well, I wish i
had flying lifeless monkeys around too. After I'm seeing something
in the sphere like this sphere itself, I think is
such a it's so overwhelming visually to be like, okay, yeah,
I get like like about eight to nine, just little
rigid monkey dolls kind of flapping their wings half hard.
Speaker 6 (49:37):
Yeah yeah, And I'm sure what the seats it would
be like kind of fucked up, like in Soaring over California,
Like if you're on the bottom tier and you can
see people's feet, do you see the wires.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
For the monkeys, like yeah, just attract Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
It's like I don't know the whole thing, Like when
you see the flying monkey seating, you see what's on
screen with the things coming at you. That's like, oh,
that actually looked pretty uh like the scale of it
at least is something. But then you see these just
like dead monkeys flying through the thing, just like with
their arms in one position. It just looks like it
looks like a mid tier Halloween decoration.
Speaker 6 (50:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Yeah, yeah. It's the juxtaposition of the frantic nature of
the actual scene where the flying monkeys are flying around
and the actual Wizard of Oz. And then you just
have like these stiff things that are like moving at
half speed compared to that. Yeah, get these You're out of.
Speaker 3 (50:29):
Here, all right, So we're done with the good stuff
that they had to do, those those things that got
the positive shit. Uh So. The New York Times reviewed
it said that The New York Time has been considerably edited,
losing whole scenes and even songs like the Cowardly Lions,
if I were King of the Forest. Uh. They liken
the experience to watching a movie on one point two
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five speed.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Oh god.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
Another review claimed that it was like Google Ai mode
summarized the Wizard of Oz for you. It's just like
they're like, yay, I'm moving along, and then this happens,
and then this happens. What how the fuck?
Speaker 2 (51:05):
I mean, like, I don't know the Wizard of Oz
that well because I've only seen it like a handful
of times, but like I even know that that's like
a song where it's like.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
If we isn't that shit?
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Isn't that that ship to the one part I fucking
knew I would have been like, yo, did I am
I hallucinating?
Speaker 3 (51:23):
It was that an actual song in this right?
Speaker 2 (51:25):
What the fuck?
Speaker 3 (51:26):
So? And then we get to the AI stuff. They
say the extras stare into space for minutes on end
and act in autonoma automaton like loops, so.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
So like a Disney ride.
Speaker 3 (51:40):
Yeah, it's exactly what we said. Like I saw one
shot where they were like and you'll you'll see here
that like over on the edge you can see the
uncle in this shot, but he wasn't in the original shot,
and it shows the uncle and like they're all talking
to Dorothy, who just like woke up and it's like,
oh my god, this was crazy, you know, tell the
(52:00):
most wild shit ever. She just woke up from a
fucking coma that they thought they had lost her. And
he's just in the doorway staring down at his dick,
like just like looking downwards, just.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
Like maybe saying something making a time like yeah, yeah
he's tripping bass, Like hey uncle, Henry down here, No
shut up, not right now.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
To bring it back to CEOs, I did read that
the CEO of MGM and the CEO of The Spear
got their faces imposed on two munchkins.
Speaker 3 (52:33):
You bet they did.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
Two of our most hated figures on this show, David
Zaslov and James Dolan. The they were like, here's a
fun little extra because they were like, AI, Yeah, it
was blurry background characters, and they were like, we used
the Wonders of AI to sharpen their characteristics and put
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our faces on it.
Speaker 3 (52:57):
So that's fun.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
The just fucking I can't imagine how people like The
Wizard of Oz, I know, has fucking rabid fans, Like
there is an entire fandom devoted to it. And you
can see that just with like Wicked and everything that
like spins off of this, Like it is such a
cultural touchstone to take one hundred and two minute film
(53:21):
in its original form and cut it down to seventy
five and expect the people who are going to pay
good money to see this, Like, do they really think
they're being like I thought it was great. It didn't
have one of my favorite songs in it. There were
whole scenes missing, and I had toilet paper blown into
my face.
Speaker 3 (53:38):
It was great inadvertently, Actually that was just on somebody's shoe. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Actually that's I only got kicked out. Like where'd that
trash come from? Like there's there.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
There wasn't trash in my screening of it.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
Oh but this is, by the way, the same James
Dolan who was you know, has a blues band, who
as the owner of Madison Square Garden, uses his position
to have his blues band open for bands like the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Yet oh my god.
Speaker 3 (54:08):
Yeah, he uses his position of being the CEO, which
he inherited from his father, to ruin other people's art.
Is essentially what he does jam and his face in there.
I just want to read some of these excerpts from
some of the reviews. The big swooping shot revealing colorful
munchkin Lamb was jittery. The actor's faces are altered too.
(54:30):
Dorothy now appears to have a poor have poor free
skin with drawn on freckles, almost exactly like certain TikTok filters. Wow,
this other.
Speaker 2 (54:41):
Does she not, so there's no she doesn't have freckles,
so they just let that shit sneak in.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
I don't remember if she has.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
Yeah, yeah, it does look like she's from Kansas.
Speaker 3 (54:53):
The original wasn't really communicating the way that what we
needed to communicate. This other reporter said, I'm not opposed
to it being used responsive on a AI. I'm not
opposed to it being used responsibly, and was prepared to
be wowed by the Wizard of Oz instead. I found
it creepy applied to over existing footage in a way
that elder uh clearly interferes with the humanity of the
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underlying performances. Techniques are even more distracting in crowd scenes
where unblinking Munchkin extras stare into space for minutes on end,
where the citizens of Oz act in autonomaton like loops.
When some AI engine starts to make decisions on behalf
of a performer, it's no surprise that lands us smack
dab in the uncanny valley m hm. And then you
(55:38):
can't move the camera because they're trying to so it's
just like stationary because they're just like using the camera
movement to like build out the giant space that you're
supposed to be inhabiting. But the Nature documentary that I saw,
like the camera movement was like some of the best stuff.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
Wow. Oh so they like to have like just these
like locked off so then people are just kind of
moving like on a fixed plane.
Speaker 3 (56:03):
Yeah, to adapt the thing that was already happening, like
they just would use the any camera movement to like
flesh out the three sixty views and then make it
seem Yeah, like Dorothy's living room where Uncle Henry leans
zombie like against the right hand wall where where he'd
previously stood out of frame. They don't mention, for some reason,
(56:25):
him staring at his own dick, which is a mistage.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
Yeah, the shits on a Saturday. It's one night, four.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
Dollars absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (56:37):
Yeah, like to see a cinema classic ruined?
Speaker 1 (56:41):
Yeah, yeah, if they actually put care into it instead
of like AI they hired actors to flesh it out,
Like if they actually tried a little bit, I wouldn't
be opposed to it.
Speaker 3 (56:52):
Sure, but yeah, all those short cuts.
Speaker 1 (56:55):
Yeah, because Wicked two comes out what in two months
or something like that. Yeah, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (57:02):
I mean I think they should. I think as someone
who loves Star Wars. I want I want them to
do this to Star Wars, just to see how people
fucking lose their minds, Like there were no Asians in
Star Wars. They're gonna be like, what the full consolos
looking at his dick.
Speaker 1 (57:18):
This whole scene. Yea, Vader's just in the corner like
stroking his lights.
Speaker 2 (57:24):
Yeah, wait, what's he doing, dude? He's pinching his ass?
Speaker 3 (57:27):
Yes, Okay, he actually reveals what I've always suspected that
when I'm not looking at people, they're powered down, Like, h.
Speaker 2 (57:35):
Thank you, thank you? Yeah, perfect for my ass?
Speaker 3 (57:39):
All right, Well, Kim, such a pleasure having you as
always on the podcast. Where can people find you? Follow you?
All that good stuff?
Speaker 1 (57:46):
All the big social media platforms Instagram, Reddit, x blue Sky,
Facebook and Patreon for more adult content and yeah, oh
YouTube and TikTok too. I do that stuff.
Speaker 3 (58:00):
Hell yeah, is there a work of media that you've
been enjoying?
Speaker 1 (58:04):
Yeah? So the show that I went to last week
was actually a comedy show put on by Disney Dan.
He's a YouTuber that talks about Disney history and theatrics
and costuming, just a perspective of Disney. I haven't really
heard before, and I love his stuff. So he's on
YouTube Disney Dan and he did it with Ed Larson
(58:26):
from the last podcast People, and it was just a
great time. So oh no, nice Disney Dan, last podcast,
very fun.
Speaker 3 (58:34):
Sweet, amazing miles Where can people find you? Is there
a workingmedia you've been enjoying?
Speaker 6 (58:39):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (58:39):
Yeah, find me everywhere at Miles of Gray obviously you
can find me here. And also talking about Davie has
on four twenty Day Fiance. We will be back because
now I have a proper place to record from. Let's see.
Did I like a work of media? Oh? Yes, I did.
This was talking you know a lot of people were
talking about this hat snatcher at Andy dot russell joy
(59:03):
dot com post it. I just saw an article that
said a CEO that stole a hat from a kid
at a tennis event was the most hated man in America.
I feel like that's forgetting someone, And yeah, that is
the most hated man in America. And that's like guys,
people are like they're like shipping like a funeral homes
and the White House to be.
Speaker 3 (59:23):
Like, I don't know, maybe this will work.
Speaker 1 (59:25):
Maybe, Oh I have one more thing to promote Yeah sorry,
Webcomic Con next week the twelfth and thirteenth of September
at the Ferndale Market in Detroit. So a whole bunch
of webcomic artists are going to be there, and it's
going to be like, I'm very excited. I'm tongue ted
just thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (59:44):
Yeah, how about like what are you going to do?
What you can? People pull up? You gotta you doing signings.
Speaker 1 (59:49):
You Yeah, signings panels. Everyone's going to have a booth.
So like Sarah Scribbles, Beatle Moses, Perry, Bible Fellowship, some
of the guys from Side Night and Happiness Us, just
a whole bunch of ship. It's on my Instagram. If
anyone's interested with more info.
Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
There you go. Sounds great. You can find me on
Twitter and at jack Underscore, O Brian on Blue Sky
at jack Obi the Number one, trying to think what
did I watch this week? What did I like?
Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
What did I like?
Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
What did I like? Man? The K Pop Demon Hunters
really said that soundtrack goes hard. It's uh, it's all
we listen to. Oh yeah, the sing along too. We
didn't get we didn't get to the sing along.
Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Come into the sphere.
Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
I took my kids to see Superman this weekend and
it is fine for me and will I will fun
with Superman. That's a superhero.
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
What about Soda Pop? Do you like seeing soda pop too? I?
Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Okay, I like something in my head all. You can
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where the Daily Zekeist. On Instagram, you can go to
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we talked about in today's episode. We also link off
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to a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,
is there a song that you think that people might enjoy?
Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Well, you know, I don't know if everyone's gonna enjoy it,
but I surely enjoyed this drum and bass track over
the weekend. Just just light, not too heavy, but it's
got it's ethereal and I like that. It's called Blushing
Skies and the artist is thing th h I.
Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
N G form my DMB.
Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
You know, fans, you'll probably dig it, and if not,
try it out. You know, it might make you feel
like you're inside of a nineties.
Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
Video game, and that is d mb Daja Matthews. Yeah,
all right, well we'll link off to that in the footnotes.
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