Liverpool Mess, Arsenal Stress

In the premier episode of Ain’t It Footy, Miles Gray, Jamel Johnson and Chris Martin ponder the end for Mo Salah at Liverpool, Arsenal’s injury induced blip, the spectacle that was the World Cup draw (feat. Wayne Gretzky) and much more!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you know what you sounded like? You sounded like
a girl in a movie talking about best friend. You
just go dumped. She's like, he's stunning, he's stunning again,
and he's gonna get on the dating scene.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's how to find a matter of that.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Chris and I are looking at you other like, here
we go, here we go again. Just let her live,
just let her just vic to be your self, cut
throat eye.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Yeah, this is the This is not mean to change
for that.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Man, Victor.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
This is your problem, okay, and I'm gonna say it,
this has been your problem.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Welcome to the very first episode of eight. It fuoty okay,
and I'm gonna say it right now.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
This is the funniest football soccer podcast in existence. Find
me another one, find me another one, find me another one,
and and I'm just going off the strict of this
introm okay. But either way, let's get into it. First
of all, this is the first episode. It's always awkward
starting a new show. This is something that you know
you wish you had written out ahead of time, but

(00:59):
you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
You just say fuck it.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I'm gonna I'm just gonna wing it in there, but
I want to start off like this. This is a
show that started because the three people that you're about
to hear love the game of football, love the game
of soccer. Okay, and personally, I think it's probably good
to start to introduce ourselves and why we love the
sport that we love, because I want people to understand
that this isn't just a paycheck. I mean, it is

(01:21):
a paycheck, but it's also so much.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
More than a paycheck. Amen, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
It's a paycheck, it's a way of life and a
way of life so we can toil under capitalism and
continue to buy doughnut holes like we are right now
in the studio.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Anyway, I got to introduce myself. My name is Miles Grat. Okay.
I love Arsenal Football Club.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
That's one of the reasons why I started the show
because I always want to talk about Arsenal, but I
never get to and I will try to be objective,
but again I don't think I can. So Apology's up top.
Next up, what's your name, sir? My name is Chris Martin.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I'm the English contingent of the podcast, and I have
to say a few seconds in I nearly walked out
of the door because in my country said we're not
gonna call it soccer.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
You dropped the or just to bring people in. It's
like zoron mom, Dannie.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
You know what I mean. You don't go socialism with you.
You just kind of talk around it a little bit
and then maybe follow through or maybe not.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Who knows you just you say what people want to hear. Yeah, exactly,
Well I didn't want to hear it.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, I'm saying to a rough start, Bron, that's fine.
You've lost one legitimate member of the group. He's been
following the podcast for both I know, I know he knows. Guys.
This is the other thing. When we started, we also
knew or I also know.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I was like, we need to hear an English accent er,
else people aren't going to take us seriously. So, Chris,
you are from Utah, but I appreciate you're a fantastic actor.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
But practicing yeah, this accent for this moment, where's the
greatest acting role in my life?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Where in Utah are you from? Exactly? I mean London?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Sorry all right, I'm actually from Chiswick in West London.
So my closest football club's Brentford, Queens Pot Rangers.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
But my grandfather Sport Arsenal thankfully. Right. Oh, we were saying,
there's the zone three years one for it. It's actually
on the border.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh so you get you sometimes get decent value on
a house slat cheaper than Zone two. It is on
the district line, which, as have discussed previously of you
guys who've never been, is not a good line. It's
an old line, it's got bad signaling issues. And ideally
the piccadiy line would stop there during peak hours, but
it only stops for six thirty in the morning and

(03:23):
after tenth thirty.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Okay, there you go.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
And if you want somebody to get the American listeners
in that bit of information.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Don't worry. I'm about to bring the American listeners. Is sir?

Speaker 4 (03:31):
What is your name? And who are you and where
are you from? My name is Jamelle Johnson and from
Salt Lake City? Chocolate City? Baby? Why Chocolate City? Vanilla City?
Did I bought this phone case in Utah? Okay?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Who try me? Wow?

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Respect to whatever purveyor phone cases got you there?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Utah? Best buy where exactly? And you tire you from?
And by that I mean the DMV.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
I'm from Woodbridge, Virginia by way of Arlington, Virginia by way.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Of Southeast DC.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Okay, Greater Southeast Hospital, which does not exist anymore.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Okay, I think it's where the mystics practice. Okay, and
shout out a scary local trade line like he did.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Oh yeah, green line, green line. Weirdly this year line.
Guess what'll color really green? It's a green line. Look
at us. That's global us, is it?

Speaker 3 (04:19):
We were meant to pump coast together, brought together by
freaky municipal trains. And look, I grew up in the
valley where we don't. We famously don't have trains. We
just have terrible So we have a terrible dojo's, a
lot of dojos, a lot of audi's.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah yeah, well that's that's our medians and on ankershim,
you know what I mean. That's why everybody in exactly
shout out everybody, okay.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Bottom of my god. Everybody had carousel right now? Hey,
all right, well we'll get into it. But you guys
also like arsenal, is that is that the deal too?
You just get that out the way. We should be transparent.
We are Arsenal fans.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, this is not just about Arsenal and thankfully after
the weekends football, it's not just about aust No.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
No, in fact, we're should a should we talked about
that first. I'm like, hell no, bro, we lost. We
just talk about someone else's mess.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Do you know what?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
We haven't lost until we made this podcast. So this podcast.
If I win the league, now it's on us, ain't
it for these ful?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Oh? Yeah? Look, I like to think that we are
as powerful as a podcast like most Like most podcasters,
you do have to have such an inflated sense of
stelf that you think your small show will alter reality.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
And that's what I believe. Uh, this is how we're
going to kick off every week though. Match week fifteen,
let's go around. Two words to sum up the action, Jamel,
two words from you? Match week fifteen, two words and
I got three? Back to hell.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Let's see, let me cut that down to two Washington commanders.
I felt like I was home watching football this weekend
with you, like I could hear my great grandmother yelling
at someone anyone like a warm blanket on my skull.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
And why, Washington Commander.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
You know what, that's why I support the Arsenal Football
Club the twenty tens. It was a tough time for
the club, and I was watching them more and more,
and every game felt more and more like I was
watching the Washington Commanders, the way they would lose games, yep,
the way I felt inside he was starting, you know,

(06:20):
I was like I belong here.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Have you seen the memes where it's always like women like,
you know, you know, he's never gonna leave because he
supports Arsenal, Like, yeah, he's he's been easy, not leaving.
He's sticking around for all the nonsense.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Nobody can accuse us of starting this show out of
some sort of front Runner type energy. We support Arsenal.
We support personal pain and angling. Yes, all right, there
it is Chris, what about you too? Or week's action
tied boys.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
I feel like, you know, this is the point in
the season where you just it's not classic boxles midweek games.
We had, I mean not just arsen wanted to see
a lot of a lot of legginess. It's a weird
point in the season. We're just like, all right, who's fit,
who's got the who's got the freshest squad? Chelsea even
they just they get center forwards injured replaced by centate
forwards getting injured.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
It's just like no one's it's just platoon. Yeah for
sure already.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
For me two words Liverpool's mess mine uh and that's
I think where we're gonna start. Leads three Liverpool three.
This was a man, what a game starts off. We
get two quick goals from hugo ekatk and you're like, oh,
this is I can now see my friends who are
Liverpool supporters in the group going.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
This is what I'm talking about. This is how it
should have been. This is exactly what this needs to be.
More of this, more of this. Then next minute and
oh my god, man cannate. So there was that kind
of penalty.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Then the Anton Stack goal that is the one I
think that was that the one EBU fully know it
was the first one that he gave away penalty away
yep by and then the Stack goal, which was really nice.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Shout out Brendan Aronson for that assist. You know, USA
USA man on TV every weekend.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Then Soba slide with a nice quick, tidy finish, quick
response boom just slotted it, passed it in and then
in the fucking ninety sixth minute al Tanaka. Again, this
guy fucking was didn't he have a late goal in
the last to belza Y against Lsea. Yeah, so just
absolute gut punch for Liverpool. Beautiful, but it was really

(08:37):
I think this was a fantastic game. But I think,
really what's taking up all the attention, obviously, is what
happened after the match, where most Sala was just like, yeah,
I didn't play, but let me.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Let me shout out the fucking journalists real quick.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
And I was like this, it's never never a good
sign when you're doing an impromptu press conference, and he
basically said, look, they're benching me. I've done so much
for this club. I feel like the club is throwing
me under the bus. I feel like the owners told
me it was gonna be one way. It's agatin the
other way. This is unacceptable. I don't know what the
fuck is going on and basically blew up the party

(09:09):
right there. So I guess to start off, is is
this the end for most Sala Liverpool should be?

Speaker 2 (09:16):
I think so, yeah. It feels very I think you
put it. You mentioned this.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
It feels very about me Yang, I mean I this
I cooled this the moment they gave the guy the contract, I'm.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Like, beware, beware, I come from the future. I'm gonna
tell you.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
When you give a thirty three year old lots of money,
generally check.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
The fuck out. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Man, it's like this is the exact same thing, right,
I totally get to You give people the contracts right
as a reward, and it's like, sure, another season off
the strength of your performance is well deserved. However, this
has done the other thing where clearly most solid I
think in his own mind thinks he's not close to
his peak or hasn't peaked yet, when it's clear that

(09:57):
this looks like he's on a downward trajectory and now
he's just kind of coming to grips with it. But
the contract told him something maybe different than he's like,
I'm fucking on top of this ship.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Lord, I hope this doesn't happen to me when I'm
like seventy, Like you know, when you're clearly not as
funny as you were.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yeah, trying to do because you're playing for Liverpool and
I'm playing for Liverpool becase I'm playing.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
The transfer strategy has changed. Yeah, you might, dude, you
did bad than there they go, the monment, the bad
You might, you might, you wouldn't have slid in. I
cannot say, you know, you would have stroll over like
a leisurely chat. You might have made it.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
You haven't seen me at an open mic recently. You
don't know what Okay, you don't know what I'll do? Okay,
I just like I worry about that in my own life,
like not knowing that it's over. Yeah, I'm like scared,
I'm gonna be like drive too long? Oh wow, Yeah,
that's why I'm on the bus. Yeah, yeah, I'm pre empty.
But you already think you've peaked driving. I already think

(10:49):
I shouldn't be driving a car.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Well, I smoke weed all the time. Okay, Okay, that's
probably why driving while high is bad people. Yeah, make
sure that doubles your driving age. Honestly, being black, eighty
year old being high on the buses also.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
But doesn't make you more It doesn't make you more careful,
like the should I say in high school, I'm like, no, Bro,
I drive better, bro, because I'm high, because I gotta
be careful out.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
In La Bro, because I forget when I'm allowed to
turn left.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Oh wow, that's what The drug.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
By the way, that's the most stone of every stone
always somehow defends being stone, like my friend's like sativ.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
It makes me more, makes me creative, it makes me focused.
You can just say drug addict. It's my favorite thing
about but my old neighbors I do. It just makes
me more focused.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
The guy's been living indoors, hasn't seen natural daylight for
seven years.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Look at my skin, baby, you look out. I'm paric lazy. Also,
I have my vitamin indeed deficiency is terrible. My bones
are brittle. That's yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
He the warning signs was there when they thought about
benching him, and he didn't. He go off on the
team on Twitter. It was the contract talks. They never
benched him, but in the middle of the contract talks
to me, thet the.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Black ball me. He think he Tupac.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
You know they were tweeting like Kanye Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm shocked they gave him the money because of how
he acted during the negotiation.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah yeah, the Liverpool fans they wanted it.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
I mean, like I said, it's a new system that
has Mosala having to do something different, right, and it
reminds me exactly of Obama Yang, where obviously, off the
strength of his goals, the club wouldn't be in the
position that they were in, but the new contract led
him to being like, I'm actually above whatever this manager
is asking of me, and now the team sucks and
actually you should get rid of him.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Obama Yang wasn't quite doing that. He was more just
like putting tools down where this solid thing.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
It felt like he was like, you know what, I
might be able to get fucking slot out of here too,
because it also feels like he's trying to say it's
him or me.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Yeah, but if I'm solid, Like, what's even the point, like,
given the way this year is gone, not just bail
out go to Germany man.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
No, he's gonna get sounded out of.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Oh yeah, the way trend of Liverpool that really tarnishing
that players legacies at the club. It's like, uh, it
all feels very Brett the hitman hunt kind of because
he was saying that I read that he was like
someone in an interview they were like I think some
I figured the journalist in the Times just like he
got told last season to have to defend and now
slots like, oh you got to defend now and I

(13:14):
was like, oh, and then I see Liverpool fans trying
to defend him by going, hey, his stats goals and
assists and not. If you compare him to have a
right wingers, it's not that different. But then they're completely
normal fact that he does nothing off the ball, so.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Go to everything.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Nowadays people have said like, well, who's actually looking better?
I mean, sobo slight on that side. They've not that
he's doing a better job at what solid does, but
they're more it's more fluid with him there because he's
actually pressing the ball, he's passed like.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
It's just it's hard to argue that.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
They look like that they're missing Mossala And I think
that's the biggest argument against all this shit about. And
he's only been on the bench three games, I know,
you know what I mean, It's not like he's been
like it's like like some Chelsea shit and it's like
you go, fucking you go go to another town with
the trash pile out there and fucking where ever, so
three three games.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
You just get in the back of a truck. You
never see it again. Liam Neeson has to track you down.
Where is that? Yeah, I will find you. I'll kill you.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
With a bunch of Albanians.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
Watching this game. I want to slot Cam. I wanted
just like Ice one slot. There was a point in
the game where the rain was starting to bother him.
Two notes on this, just seeing a ball guy be
upset about rain like he was just like they got stored.
He's like, the must right, it must feel different. Yeah, right,
So I'm starting to bother him. And then my next

(14:38):
I was, how come they do know? Why aren't managers
allowed to wear hats?

Speaker 2 (14:42):
They are?

Speaker 1 (14:42):
You're yeah, as much as now the long thoes come
back because the tone people look at. People look at
Peter the hat, You're like that, that's gonna put you
off for a baseball cap, just you look slightly remedial
as a manager.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
For some reason, it's makes me out, even like it's
normal in American sports for like the coaches wearing a
hat or whatever, like with the NFL, or like baseball
or shit like that. But for whatever, like watching the
Premier League, I'm like, right, you look like you got
what's the what's the weirdest hat? Like, I mean, what
would be the reaction to a fedora?

Speaker 1 (15:18):
You could imagine the only one I can imagine is
Arteta wearing one because he did some research and saw
that having a having a brim that gives you like
some sort of one metection around his eyes around exactly
exactly like the assistant He'll like done some like NLP
ship where he's like this the assistant.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Referee Oral Linguistic Program.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, yeah, thank you, Okay, I've heard stuff of a podcast.
And then the assistant refs like, oh, he's been to
your circle of conference.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
He's got It's like something about the authority. I respect
that guy.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
He's wearing a fedora or I think like he would
do something like that, like if the team had like
a run of bad games and he's trying to get
the attention off of them, he'll wear a dumb ass
hat and everybody was like, what about Arteta's fedora, And
he's like, exactly exactly. See how I shielded y'all with
my dumb ass fordora with the la bubus hanging off
the back.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
We can get me some three points? Are we are?
We now transitioning to two artists.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
We're talking about strategies to finish out the festive fixtures.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Because because I was you know, I saw the interview.
The problem is when we're doing arsenal doing well. I
started watching every bit of extra media. His interview about
the first day smashed.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
He smashed up. This is so art. He smashed up
the office. There's chairs everywhere, and he's like he is
on the ground. He said the place was left a big,
big mess. And I said, do you want to clean
it up together?

Speaker 3 (16:34):
They said, this is what they think is going on
in here, guys.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
So I had that in my head watching the game
against Philip going in an arf time one nil down,
and I thought, did he take a massive ship.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
In the in the in the dressing room to really
shake it up? You know those guys, that is that
is what you've done. You all did that. Everyone a
little pooper scoop and they go, we're going to clean
up together together, guys, together, guys, together, guys, I'm gonna
clean up this ship. We clean it up together, guys,

(17:06):
guys coming today. I was that capacity. I just imagine
him saying he.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Was capacity, guys, we need more intensity cleaning up this ship.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I know we made Cedric help them clean it up.
I feel like Cedric would have done it, just coach yeah,
like should pick it up desktop computers and monitors off
the ground. He bare handed that ship is nasty licked
it out. Yeah, what the fucks Cedric.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
He just said, we're gonna be do storial services and
we'll let you run out your contracts. You're overpaid and
it's fine. You don't need to lick human pood all right.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
So Aston Villa Arsenal, that one ended with just a
fucking last gasp Emmy Bwndia dagger.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
To the heart THEO.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
I saw a video that was just zooming in on
all the Arsenal defenders in the boxes, the goaling, and
like they all it was as if like have you
know those clips on, like lightning strikes the field and
the football music just hit the deck the way the
life came out of all the Arsenal defenders and just
I mean basically.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
All the players who are said we have no defenders.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
He was out there by default who were not in
possession of the ball therefore have become defenders in the
context of possession. It was hard to watch, but at
the same time I was heartened to see that because
it just shows that they know that that could have
gone another way, but that was fucking hard to watch,
and I did my best to not fucking spiral out
of control at the side of a wobble, which I

(18:31):
do believe makes sense. But thoughts on that match, Jamel,
how did you take that? Maddie Cash. We love his sister.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
I do not love his sister anymore? Handed Cash is
what happened this game? So she cold you right now?

Speaker 4 (18:50):
She's off the coons of list. Yeah, wow, all right, no,
thank you, Wow, and call somebody else.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
I don't want to have a consensual sex with you. Wow,
go away, get gone. That's exactly what I would do.
I mean, that's first thought. That's okay, good this lost
hate you and I thought I was pissed. Yeah, second
thought felt very familiar. I love waking up at four
thirty in the morning for our Arsenal laws. It's been

(19:16):
happening for at least seven years. We do terrible in
this early window. It doesn't matter who's hurt, who's not.
Arsenal at four thirty am Pacific time, consistently as Harshaway's
ass heartbreak, heartbreae. Next thing I think as they playing
on the left was a mistake. Mistake, and that's not
even Arteta's fault. I saw one take online that was like,

(19:40):
how why would you do that? How dare you try
to put older guard in the game. It's like, but
you have to get older guard minutes. Man, Hey, he
played great. His stay also played amazing. It was as
a who had the bad game, but you're putting him
in the wrong position. Yeah, that's not his position.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
I think he can thrive that, but I think, uh,
it's just he doesn't in a game like that where
he has to go two ways as much as that,
like to mat Salies, like I mean, you know the
Matty Cash goal that you've got his part of his fault,
and it's just like Leo like surprise. It shouldn't really
be surprised. That has been good for like three years,
but he is like we missed Leo, We missed Leo

(20:18):
for this. Then came on and scored a goal and
then he got subbed off and I hope he's not injured.
But yeah, I just I just think the team's tied
and we lack the two. If you take your foundations out,
you've got no Gabrielle, no Saliba as much as the other.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Yeah, he's a decent. It's like that's the heartbeat and
no heartbeat? Yeah, I mean you'll die.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
It was like I said, I almost do it like Schwartz,
and I was doing an Arnold one that's you know,
you know what it has done that one just for
no reason, just spoken like.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
The standards he's doing.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
He's doing Christopher walk and he's doing all type of
he's doing everything.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Just boring the fuck out of the players. He's like, guys,
have you heard my germd frog like.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
On that post. If you don't know why, I ain't
going to we might do well. Guys are still working
on it, working on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
I just if injuries played a role in that, Like
if Martin, Ellie and trust On were both not coming
off injuries, I think one of them.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Would have started. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Yeah, I think he was trying to like protect their
minutes because they're recently back from injury.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Are you guys shooting the bad?

Speaker 4 (21:32):
No?

Speaker 1 (21:33):
No, No, I think I think it's my I think
if we get a sheet check cheat check, have you
shot the bad? I mean yeah, but that's not related
to Yeah, sorry, sorry difference, don't check my sheet.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
It's a different story. Chris.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
I also agreed to not bring that up on the show,
just so you know you did that, so just deal
with Yeah, no, there protest too much. Yeah, don't chet
my sheets for reasons. But no, no, I think it's
it's fine. Players are coming back. I think Saliba will
be back. Would you make a big difference?

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Lord?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
But the crazy thing is that I feel like Arteta
built the squad so you could manage them minutes and
then finish the second half of the season, like like
everyone's firing fit. But like I looked at the squad
before the season, there's no way you going to keep
this so many players happy. He should have got a
squad of American football. He's had a forty five person
squad and still we still have no defenders somehow. Yeah,

(22:27):
that's the only thing he should have done. And then
just Uncle Luna, it's just you know, I was, I was,
I was thinking about this. I feel like I when
it comes to my Arsenal that's his Christmas Day. He's
talking to the players. He's like, he's talking about how
many sleeps there are till the Arsenal game. Yeah, ye,
like I forgot, I don't know what actually wondering who
was going to rain? I knew it wasn't going to

(22:48):
be my brainers put a list in and I'm sorry,
you know, if you're listening, I feel yeah, yeah, what.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Was the Yeah exactly? I mean he's I don't know,
he's bask, isn't he?

Speaker 1 (23:00):
I can't go that specific star related to head Monster,
but yeah, that guy, you know, he's that's his that's
his f A Cup, that's his Champions League final, was
the Arsenal game, that revenge.

Speaker 6 (23:10):
Year with respect on the bicycle, big big cheesecake guy. Yeah,
that's what they're known for. That's what they do, right,
I know, hang on people from the basket of cheese.
It's like the big hot Like everyone's got a bass cheesecake.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
I didn't even know. Is that where Vegas from? Street
fighters from as well as he bask I don't know.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
He'sa Let's see that out, figure that out instead of Jamie,
will you put up?

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Pull up? Pull that up, Jamie. Let's see we've got
a specific street fighter specialist on the show. Let's street
special street no.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Real backstory, you know what I mean, because we can
let's just say canonically for this show.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
He is the same town as when I wherever they
went to primary school together.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
The internet catches on fire, we pull the street fight
fans telling us how incorrect we are about.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
It, and they're gonna be like he was called bull
Rug in the Japanese version, rights the same country. It's
just neighboring. Anyway.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
My thought on the I will say about this, the
reason I'm not shiitting the bed A is because we've
been winning because of our defensive solidity. We haven't been
winning because we're like, we've been scoring, but it's not
like we have insane firepower that that piece has yet
to click. The ship that has been a sort of
lock in was you weren't going to score goals against us,
and I think losing that now it makes complete sense

(24:40):
that this is what we're dealing with, having a makeshift
back line.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
So I'm I'm I'm fine.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
It's like it sucked, but I totally I understand why, Like,
and if it were gonna happen, it's gonna happen right
now when the fucking the fixture is insane and we're
I'd go, okay, what would you think would take for
us to lo get rid of Saliba and Gabriel And
it's like it's like if City had no Harlan.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
That's the like, it's the identity of ours is the defense.
Arsenal's defensive team, Cities more attack focused. So without Radri, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
When you have those players that truly kind of like
you know, they set the table for everything else.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
And one last thought, we move Onrez right, we've seen
him described as someone trying to play in jeans. The
other thing is I was playing football with my son
and he went, Dad, look how fast I can run?
And he looks like he's trying so hard. But I
just walk faster than him. That's what doesn't he look
like he's going for the orders your child two years

(25:38):
of age. Okay, so you're smoking him in a foot race. Yeah,
but when you do, you know what I mean, he
looks like you're running in a dream. The effort he's
putting in. It's like this guy, he's like, you think
he's so fast, and then you just zoom out and
you see just another defender just sort of walking as
fast as he's running.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
A linesman like running backwards, yeah, to catch up with players.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
And he's like he's guy in the crowd walking to
get a pint, and he goes past him.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Or he's holding five pints to be very careful.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Looks like a two year old running as fast as
he can holding five pints.

Speaker 6 (26:15):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Anyway, so I'm not I'm not saying I'm really concerned,
but I wouldn't I think he can help us win
the league, But I do. I wouldn't be surprised if
our teta try to sell him in a year to
two years.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
I mean, well, yeah, I don't know. It's just tough.
He's starting over again. If he had his best game
against Burnley and then gets hurt immediately and we all
think it's not serious, then we didn't see him for
damn near a month, and now he's back and it
kind of looks like it sucks. But also in the
last two games, teammates took chances from him, right, you know,

(26:52):
But that kind of says to me that they don't
really trust him. They see the jeans like we do.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
They're like, we got you know, he sounded like you
sounded like a girl in the movie talking about best friend.
You just go dumped. She's like he's staring. He's starting again,
and he's gonna get on the dating scene. It's how
to find a man out of that.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Chris and I are looking at each other like, here
we go, Here we go again. Just let her live,
just let her just vi to be yourself cutthroat. Yeah,
this is the This is not mean to change for
that man Or Victory.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
This is your problem, okay, and I'm gonna say it,
this has been your problem.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Keep Victor alone.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Just let her do her thing. I don't know, I
don't know. I don't like her anymore. I don't like her,
and just give her a chance. All right, Let's take
a quick break, because that's how we'll pay the bills.
We'll be right back and we're back. So moving down

(27:59):
the tape to second place, Man City three Sunderland nil.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Second place. Couldn't be me second place? Yikes, yikes. I
will just just on the arsenal thing. It's like, think
about the last three away games. Yeah, Sunderland, Chelsea and
now this worry. It's the hard bit anyway. But that's
also not having our full strength backline anyway. Am I coping?

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Fuck?

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Man City three Sunderland nil City is look City b
city and I was surprised they didn't get scored on.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
I was last few matches I'm like, okay, okay, okay,
they let in they let's say, couffed up chances. Yeah,
yeah they did, they did, they did. You can still
get them, but.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Yeah, that's kind of a story for me. Yeah, yeah,
I get a red card. It's just they're not they
don't look the same.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Yeah. The late card was late though, wasn't it the
red Yeah, red car was at the end. Yeah, it
was at the end. It was a real like I'm
fed up with this. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah done. I
want to have a break at Christmas. Ruben Diaz fucking
rip from outside the box. That was clean.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
He caught a little little deflection. Yeah, a ballance top ballads. Yeah,
did a thing, you know, and he's sort of trying
to head it. But yeah, yeah it was a tiny one.
But it loses definitely like three points out of ten
on the like smash it just if it takes away
a little bit, but still.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Like I don't need to give him.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
You can talk about the goal. You can talk about
the goal of the game though, which was very clearly.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Assist of the game. Yeah. That Ryan Cherokee fucking rab bona,
my fucking bona. I have to say that every time.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
That's from road trip I think, where there's an old
man where she's like, oh, honey, yeah boner, and he goes,
what do you.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Want me to do? Rip it off? And it's the
thing I would say with my friend's honey, your bona.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
The Rabona fucking assists to Phil Foden in the sixty
fourth minute was so fucking tasty.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
It was.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Didn't ask him what about his bonus? No about the
assist A little reverb phot.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
I don't know why. I was like his bonut.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
We didn't get quoting from true Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
feel could you pass though?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Could you imagine they're like, Ryan, how about that header?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (30:10):
They asked, God, damn Ryan, we got to talk about
that goal. Yeah, you know usually I do that kind
of stuff and training. Man, So photo really beheading the
ball like that what I did thee Yeah, but his
head was crazy, right. I've never seen a guy just
not the thing like that, using their head to score.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Have you ever seen that before? That's crazy? This guy
is fucking crazy. This Phil voted, I couldn't be I
wouldn't be a reporter over there. Long. Yeah, that's what
I'm doing, just giving them, give them ship. They wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yeah, they wouldn' appreciate that. Hung in the UK just
really like take like a piss take of a question
like that. To an athlete, I think it would be
I think it'd be nice to see. But you see,
they get very depends who it's too. Like I'm trying
to think of somebody like like it something like Craig
about me back in the day. It was quite funny
and then, but those guys are a little bit too
kind of humorous little football players. But I mean, you

(31:04):
just I mean Foden's reaction showed it all like he
did that like.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Oh man, I can't believe you did that. That's normally
for the training ground. Looking dirty.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah, he's churkey like on opposite to Gyokaz in the
way looks like he's not trying.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yeah, but it's very good.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
He's sort of two footed and he looks a little
out of shape, which I quite like.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yeah, he looks a bit like the fat guy that
turns up at like Sunday League. He just smashes it
in from fifty yards, doesn't even like really break astride
like this guy's this guy's a baller. He doesn't he
doesn't need to be in shape.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
He's just like he's got that league fucking lazy ship go.
Yeah you know what I mean, kind of like Nazri
was too, or like ben our Our Yeah yeah, yeah.
It was also one of those guys who was so dirty,
like with their skill set. You know, you know they're
all smoking a half time.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Latter day nasriy too, like recent Nasri he's like, yeah,
maybe I'm retired.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
And they bring on the little gel packs for everyone.
He gets like a couple of Marlbler lights sink. He's
just smoking a cigarette inside one. He's going to take
the calories. Yeah yeah, wow smoking crack. Is this it's

(32:20):
my special power as big. That's what gave him the
boost he needed to pull out the Rabona. Yeah, players
have their own folks bless. Yeah, right on, cherkey, that's
a good that's a good pick up. That's very It's
it's the way thing of like you keep watching City
and got all right, they're going to do that thing,
but then they still keep randomly losing.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
So yeah, but look at what happened to us, right
these last three we dropped so many points. They kept
winning and now they're within two points and that's exactly
where Pep Guardiola is rubbing his mits like the fucking
already know he's like man style. Yeah yeah, And that's
the thing when he's in a title race, Robert Patrick

(33:00):
in Terminator too.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
He turns up. And that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
That's the only reason I'm like, god damn, Like we
really could, we really had a chance to kind of
keep a little bit more comfortable distance. But again, if
you're gonna win the Premier League, it's not going to
be fucked life.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
You know, anytime they score without Holland, that's what can say.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
There are Holland and Harland injury for any length of
time that could Yeah, yeah, we'll see, we'll see.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Was I trying to manifest that by saying aloud for one? Yeah? Oh,
haven't checked his YouTube? Has he put anything new out yet?
He hasn't. For context listener, he did. Yeah, we're slightly
obsessed with.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Earning Harland's how like boring his YouTube channel is, but
how excited is about doing it? The one one was
ten minutes in cooking a steak and then the other
one's dressing I think is just behind the scenes of
the Norwegian team winning. Okay, okay, I'm not going to
get mad because you know that's our boy Martin, but
he's probably going to say something. He's like, yeah, obviously
it's great because we haven't been there in twenty eight

(33:59):
years or whatever the fuck.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
And then wow, wow, wow.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
He's like for a footballer though, he's like he's like
that funny guy. He's like, can't believe this guy. He's
so funny. What a car this guy. This guy be
saying stuff. He was just sarcastic that like, can't believe it.
He like puts on like he puts on like a
like a vanilla ice or something that is a classic.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
This guy. It's it's wrapping from a white guy. This
guy is so funny. This guy brought Stunner shades. He's
wearing Stunner ship and he.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Brought up he brought a proper footballer humor is not
like regular human human, No change.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Park Mercedes just a little bit too close to somebody
else's Mercedes.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
It's hoping to get out for days.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Oh holland oh it's your deductible is gonna be hit
from this scratch.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Yeah, you're gonna have to make five hundred pound deductible.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
It's Boomer Landlord humor, Can Holland is do it, I'll
charge you watch out its explican you afford. I don't
think so because.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Imagine Rodri loves it. Yeah, he reacts like you just
saw Eddie Murphy for the first time.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
I honestly think if you went on like a weekend
away we've have you ever been out with like the
sounds like not the sound of the funniest person in
the world. But when you just hang out people in life,
you're just in no way ever make jokes or have
funny conversations.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
You have a hang out with those groups my favorite
people to be around. Yeah, they're just like.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
They're honestly like you should be world famous. Oh yeah,
Holand has that every time he walks in the city
dresser he like he does like a funny.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
World and oh my god, it's because he wants the
bar so low, yeah, or is it because he's so good?

Speaker 3 (35:42):
They're like, also, don't upset you don't Granos type ship.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Everybody's gonna laugh at the boss. But because I mean
this baby mouth, look at motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
It's gotta go both ways. You know, city they don't
do humor over there. They haven't laughed over there.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
It's actually always surprised at how much I laugh at
Rush Charleston.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Actually he's funny. He's got some good TV. He's just
got a sense of humor.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Like I was watching the Brazilian national teams like Amazon documentary.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
He's just always fucking.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Around in a way that I'm like, I like the
way he funks with his teammates and I'm like, man,
it's gotta be funny if you like a sp.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
But quickly around the league, Fulham one Crystal Palace too.
This is a late goal from Mark Gayhe you think
he's like, thank god I didn't Yeah, hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
I don't work out if he's gonna They think he's
gonna go in January, still right, but I think they
I think they know. I think they can't walk after
they want him to go in January if he wants
to do end of the season, because he gets if
you know him, you get the bigger pay to end
of the season.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
BAA.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
If I'm him, I'm pulling a Scooby Doo on myself.
Y'all can't sign me. I'm haunted, yeah me in yeah yea. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
You also kind of like, how a reverse Fabrizio. Here
we go like real Madrid did Deconnante. Yeah, as the player,
you're like, I'm actually dead.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Yeah, inside so fully, it's like a ring type situation.
There's a ghost inside of me. You don't want to
be a part of this. I should stay here, man,
my twin brother ice box where my heart used to be. Well,
this funny thing is he might he could go to Raale.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
He could go to rail now, right, that would be
so fun because going to go we always talking about
the contract Salar and his contract. Yeah, I know what
kanats doing Kanata. You know that phrase, like you've been
on the players on the beach like a month ago.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, he's been on the beach since the start of
the season. He's been He's been sipping, sipping. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
I don't even know if he's on the beach. I
don't know where he's at. He might be in the upside,
he might be in a parallel dimension of Bermuda Triangle.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yeah, he's lost. He's lost so many he's costing. I
wonder couldn't been a hologram. Is anybody.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
There?

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Yeah? I mean if there has to be a table,
someone has to have made a table where what like
where Liverpool would be without coming out to his mistakes
or something, because I feel like he's just such a.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Fun they would never make that. But only if you
played on Arsenal would they make that damn fake table.
Way back to this game, go go.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
But then my favorite goal of the weekend, Oh boy,
my favorite goal that Harry Wilson round the corner outside
of the foot, flick one two outside of the left
foot and just like the sort of its just esthetically,
I think I was texting you guys going if I
had a if I had a meditation retreat or like
a mindfulness retreat, I would just play that goal on repeat,

(38:35):
just like that little little just take tiki taka followed
by sexy finish from out was I think of the
books any tie outside of the foot, like Moderich is
like the king of it, but like it's something about it.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
It's just yeah, I love it.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
I feel like there's a Rezski goal that ends up yes, yes, yeah,
very similarly yeah, with it outside of his foot too,
and if he was outside of that foot, I love Look,
I love a guy little travella always like that.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
If I was in the press, I'm going to Harry
Wilson and I'm saying, hey, how about that pass?

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Man? Oh my god, bro, the way he just kind
of you basically didn't have to do anything. You put
it on a plate, you just say you didn't. It
was easy. He's a wer scored against Spurs. Right then
the Viccario they're like, man, Vicario, Man, he really set
you up.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
They're like, uh yeah, I mean because any asshole could
have put that in. But Vicario, Bro, that took some
gotta be out your damn mine huh or something about it.
It was just so shackxy to me. It was so simple.
So he's Palace on the charge that that's in the league, right, Yeah,
and Keddy has scored as well. Yeah. I always shed
a tear when Tasty Gold as well. Amazing Palace on

(39:41):
the charge.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Indeed, actually because Daniel Munos had a charge over the
weekendes uh now it said that he that he wasn't
for just yeah, yeah, he's just there there.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Fourth now you got arrested for it, said assault and
cause a fray. And then as American British, as Americans,
you don't know what pray is. And then that does
sound like a British thing. It's like getting arrested for
being naughty. Yeah, yea being a naughty boy, like the
way like in the UK they always describe thing as
like anti social behavior. You know what I mean, I'm

(40:15):
anti you mean crime.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
He just went to He just went He just went
to a party and introduced himself to anyone. That's right, right, right, Yeah,
you're the weird guy who like, you're a party and
someone goes, what do you do for a living and
you just say like, I'm an accountant, and then you
don't ask them a question back and just shut down
and naturally love to arrest people for having that behavior.
That's true, genuinely the bane of my existence. Party in

(40:37):
Los Angeles, someone doesn't ask you a question, But a
fray just means like a noisy quarrel or a brawl.
So not only so you're charged with assault, which I
mean like you're putting your hands on people. And then
also is like and then you cause that whole Yeah
you were upset that whole people watching, Yeah there's kids
around men, Why the hell.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Is that band called the Fray? Then if that's what
the frame mean, I thought the frame meant easy listening
the music.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Is different from a fray Okay, oh yeah, A phrase
like a stigmatism. I'm like, I used to not a stigmatism. Man,
you had a stigmatism. Yeah, yeah, stigmatism. Yeah, it's one
hundred that until I found out having to see. This
is the level of intelligence you can expect from this podcast.
We're learning every day, yeah, true, every day. We're growing.
We're growing, We're learning from our mistakes. Okay. Uh so

(41:24):
I don't know, I don't God damn wonder what the
fuck happened. I'm sure we'll learn more about whatever.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
This This was the game of the week for me.
I always watch a game on the Telemoondo broadcast, and
this was it and it was nice the end.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
All right, guess nothing else needs to be said, No more,
no less. Spurs to Brentford Nell. Hey Spurs fans, you
got your second win at the home season.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
They've already released the DVD.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Alrighty, Look, look, I know some of you all listen,
I know some of all ours first supporters, and that's okay,
just wouldn't be me, couldn't say that. And that doesn't
mean we will ignore when y'all are doing well. Okay,
because I think that's cool. I think that's inspiring.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Did Yabbi Simmons go, I was thinking a message as well.
Can't work out if it's an amazing goal because he
runs from the halfway line, or does you.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Notice weird goals in the game? You're like, why did?
I don't think a single person Stiday.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Where like defenders like rooted and like not and they're like, okay,
I'm just going around cones.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's like they've been frozen in time,
or they've been told like I will say, about to
touch a player for five seconds and they've all just
left in to He.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Had a game, right he Charleston? And then that goal.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
As much as I want to shoot on the goal,
I guess I'll do the thing where I say, objectively
scoring a goal of a solo goal like that in
the Premier League. Not everybody's gonna do that real good
of all the millions of people that live on you
know what I mean in the context of professional athletes. Yeah,
that shit was mid as fun And this is not me.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
I'm not I'm not insively speaking. Yeah, and I'm not
saying this next thing is hater.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
What if they thought what if they were thinking about
if he's iced tea his kid or not.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Doesn't he looked like like, I mean, they were like,
is that the guy from Oh no, he's com past me.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
He looks a quick second, It's all it takes.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
He looked like he was Jaden Smith's stunt double in
the Karate Kid, right, you know what I mean? Easily
same same braids.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
But he said he got that big ass head though
hugely got a big ass dome, snow globe dome. That's
why I'm like, he look if you said he's got
good football like you, I believe it. His forehead needs
he needs to buffet. He doesn't really wash it in
the shower. He brings out like a tool.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
He looked like the same shammy, like a snooker plage
is the same, and that key ready for a show,
Same exact dome as Vincent Company.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Yeah, that's true. They're from the same planet, you know
what I mean. They got the same dume guy, yeah,
dime specialist.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
Yeah, or I don't even know. I think it's just
whatever that is. They went to school in the same domitory.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Oh the Brits and I love the look for you. Yes,
I was in it's in my blood looking around. All right,
we'll let that stand.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
But yeah, I think Spurs, I mean there was some
insane that I saw where like most of their wins
were coming when Zabi was starting, and then he wasn't
for the last couple of games, and a lot of
people like, what the fuck is Thomas frank thinking?

Speaker 2 (44:19):
A lot of people. I'm always like, I know a
couple of Spurs supporters and I was like, you want
Thomas frank how or do you want Thomas Frank in?
And they're split.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
But I think most of them know they can't keep
doing the thing which they have been doing, which is
to just go through managers. The second any fucking any
kind of you know, turbulence or something happens, they're just like,
ah fuck it just burn it up. So consistency is
your friend. And that's the only bit of advice I
will give toddm housbor okay, amen, But consistency is your friendly.

(44:46):
Look at us, baby, We're consistent as hell. We've been
working for fifteen years. I saw somebody say that, like,
obviously the result by result thing is just like the
knee jerk way people talk about the season and things
like that. But credit to this journalist for someone from
the Guardian who was like, this is actually a credit
to like long termism, uh, the Arsenal project, and when.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
You're looking at it like that, like you have to
be like this, they're fucking doing you gotta do it.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
You gotta go to say that right after talking about Spurs,
because that's how I am.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Okay, very good person, thank you, thank you. Let's move on.
Bournemuth nil Chelsea nil. I didn't.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
I saw like a very condensed highlight roll and I
was like, oh no, whatever did you watch? I watched
the same highlights and it was I just Chelsea de
Lap I mentioned earlier. De Lap injured.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Then Mark Gey yeah, ce quey gooey.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Guey whatever. The guy looks like the pro evo spelling
of Mark gay Yep. He got injured as well. So
they've got injury problems. This is the Club World Cup
coming back to haunt them. I don't know what Arsenal's
excuses for having the same amount of injuries, but yeah,
they Bournemouth have been in a bad run. But at
home they they stopped them. They got to Goldist allowed
it didn't It's not a game with anything of take
it exciting, but it keeps Chelsea out. Their title race

(46:02):
lasted three days. Yeah, they're definitely out of it. I
think eight points behind Arsenal at this point. I don't
see them coming back. They basically one point six without
their their butcher. Yeah, yeah, that's it. He got there. Yeah,
it's interesting how hard it is when you don't have
a goddamn hit man. Yeah exactly, Yeah, so that done.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Look at you, look at the stadium, Everton three, Nottingham Mill.
The one thing I will point out whenever I see
tier No Barry's name, it's like an off brand Tyran
in my mind.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
That's funny. I'm like tier no bit. It's like we
got tyr Re at home. We got tier nold Berry
we have at home. Come on, man, that's so funny.
He watched I like some all day. What the fuck
is tier No Berry? That's so funny. They got one
to try jersey for Christmas. This one was a core

(46:57):
of the price, right right right. But it's isn't it.
It's easy to achieve what he's achieved. Yeah, yeah, sure.
A stat about this guy. Tieran No Barry first goal,
uh huh.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Nineteen shots. He's taking the season two on target. Now,
I'm not a professional player. I don't think un necessarily
was score goal. I feel like I could have hit
the target. That's an incredibly low amount of talking.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Get his conversion rate is five hundred baby, Ted Williams
out here. Okay, you're looking attack.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Chris your eyes. If you squint, the stacks to go
from back every other one, every other time it's near,
the goal goes in. That's incredible, though, Tier. Look again,
that's a very tier No Barry's read stat. That's a
Hamberton football stat. Dude.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
They have never really known how to attack. I mean,
at least not in the past ten years.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Right, right, right right.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
When you think about Everton, who's the best attacker then.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Used to be caill from twenty or like a hobbling
dominic Calvert Lewin back in the day.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Yeah, I will say one of the more American things.
Remember also had to run too. Yeah that was a
weird run.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Wanting to see Everton succeed very feels very American to me. Yeah, yeah,
totally because of Land and Tim Howard. Yeah, they've got
a lot of history thought for Everton.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Those jerseys. I remember when ended. They had those like
dumb deep v neck so ugly, the Cocksport thiefs.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Yeah, it was nasty, one of those pink ones when
they first started using the track.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, all right, Newcastle Burnley, that
brunold Olympica. That's what it's called. Straight from a corner.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
It used to be just called bad goalkeeping, an Olympic Olympic.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Baby, do you know what.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
I was watching it, and I was watching the goalie,
the Burnley goalie excuse me, terrible knowledge. Computer doesn't have
a name, doesn't have Well, they go to James Trafford, right,
went to the city and now he's he's now on
a bus to to Albania with with with Ryan Sterling.
They're on the same they're in the same truck. Used
to play for Newcastle.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
But when I watched him, I do have a I
do feel sorry for a goalie because now with they
used to get a lot more protection in the goalies.
Now you just put like four giants. If that was me,
I'd be like all right, you know, just like fed up.
I'd be like I'm going home early. I'd be like that,
I would people.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Yeah, it's like that I will fucking I will crush
your vertebrae with the kneecap.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
If the goalies get protection for roundhouse kids. Just stop.
I mean it's true though. I mean like because like
you think about our our set piece taking like we
just caused mayhem. You're like, good luck, motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Like we have one guy like holding your ankles, you
know what I mean, Like like you're getting fucking assassinated
in prison, Like two does take you low, one who
takes you high, and then you're just opened up.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
He goes to jump for it and then he really
he looks down and he realizes from a chop and
tooth brush, you've been checked Brough. Damn, that's dan Burn.
He's just taking it.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Oh you hate leggies, don't you? Yeah? Broa, hey mate,
I love playing. Look, I had to bring up knife crime.
It's important.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Without as an American that is one thing almost like,
damn knife crime.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
We got such a gun problem. But I'm like, is
kind of polite. That's insane.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
I mean, it's not about as throwing acid in someone's face,
especially on a moped dry stripe by the face with
that or getting glassed to This is why you've got
to bring guns to the Yeah, man, it's too.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Easy to more polite crime amongst yourself. Yeah yeah yeah,
but now I hate out all the young kids. This
is me sound like an uncle. Bro.

Speaker 7 (50:45):
Young motherfuckers with the uncle corner always clutch it. They
always clutch like they're always like this. Just kids always
have their hands like under their shirt and ship. I
was just in, I was up in the bait, I
was at this mall, all these young ass kids just
with Shistyes on.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Bro, they're not really false, that's false nine nine on
you because I do that sometimes.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
If I get on the train out yeah yeah, yeah,
you just never know. Yeah, if I get on the
A train and somebody is like smoking myth on the train,
I'm gonna make it look like, yeah what I got
on me?

Speaker 2 (51:22):
I might like myth too.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
I have no idea how to make that look realistic.
I just look like I'm masterdaying. Like this guy's just jacket.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
You're better off. Just keep your eyes low, keep your
eyes low, don't get noticed.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Or I just got I'm British and I got this
guying a different sports. They got this guy, he's probably
got a pocket form of acids. Yeah, hey, watch out
for him. Bro's unhinged.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
I said, in my right pocket, I got I got
machete in the left. He'll get anti socialism motherfucker on
this train.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
I will not.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
I will not ask you a question about you. What
you do for a little bit, what you want to
say up right?

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Ship Damn. I was just there's there's this whole genre
of UK meme that I love. That's all puns where
it's like I was just at the restaurant and I
had leftovers and the waiter asked, you want to box?
And I got up and I lumped them. You melt, Yeah,
just like boxing shit, Yeah, yeah, we use our brains.

(52:15):
I'm not brawn window or isle window ale what you
knock him out to melt?

Speaker 1 (52:24):
The guy gets punched and that was a really good pun.
Actually it is all right. I didn't think about that
speech enough taken in a while. All right, Brighton one,
west Ham one. I think the one thing what a
well that seemed like a handball at the end maybe
for Brighton for that last goal.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Did you see that? Yeah, well that was a weird
one they did.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
If that one was, I mean, if you go back
to the Newcastle game two of the funniest hamples I've
seen a long time, too clear cup, but that one
was a weird one where they were like, I think
they were like, let's just I saw them do agree though,
when it like touches a bit of your.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Arm off, I'm like, yeah, it gets caught in there.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
If you go for the volleyball technique like the bundley
lad then I'm like, that's definitely a hamble.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
He was just trying to get that now. Bill was
not great, not great, but the Jared Boen goal was great.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Darren Bowen, Jared him and Callum Wilson two guys who
seem like they're playing football against what they'd like to
be doing. It seems like they both would rather be
somewhere else pretty consistently.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Jared bon Yeah, he always seems to be like he
always seems to be like in a game, I'm just
sick inside of playing with his slow he's slow lumps
and he goes, I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
You know that guy in football used.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
To if you played as a kid, it's just like
the one guys, I'll just run around everyone in the score.
He nearly got this amazing assist. He went around like
three people he's like, yeah, he's a he's a good
player players.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
I'm surprised he's still on west Ham, Like, I guess
the window has made me passed.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Why why Danny Dyer's daughter is married to him? Oh,
Danny Dyer is like he's Art Boots west Ham fan.
He's like and he's like he's like he's up there
with the King for like British Royalty. Danny Dyer, he's
gone full circle. You know, he's been in all the
football hooligan movies. Yeah, and you don't want to piss
off Danny Dice.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
I think he's he's tied in so you Oh, so
he's truly like he's worried about the implications about him
leaving Steven Jenen. I remember, yeah, I remember to kill
his family.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Yeah, allegedly allegedly, we don't allegedly it was that one
of those company.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
But if you do, I got a lot acid with
your name. Yeah, better watch all of these peacoat pop
soaked in it. So I'll give you a hug. You
better watch the funk out.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
And then as of this recording, we haven't seen the
United Wolves result, but we're guessing what's going to be.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Yeah, the funniest predictions. I think it's just going to
be one of I like that. I could also see hilarious. Yeah,
but draw the Wolves Wolves. This Wolves team might be
the worst team United. I think they should.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
They should be able to this used to I remember
many years decades ago, when you saw United versus Wolves,
You're like, Okay, well this is going to be a
fucking mop job. Yeah, but I think I don't know.
I like to think that United is somewhat ascended, but
you never know. You never know with them, you never know.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
They're they're doing there at that level where Emmerm is
just about staying in his job but not doing well
enough to be an issue for anyone.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
But we'll see. They played on Thursday, so they might
si it Tied boys, Tied boys.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
He's definitely doing that thing where he's putting together just
enough nice moments where the fuckery gets momentarily for god,
like a bad boyfriend where it's like he did cheat
on me, but he's been making me breakfast on my
meals this week, and he trow me to work, he
picked me up from work, and he's got a job.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Yeah, he took my aunty to the hospital and put
gas in my card. Yeah, exactly, filled up my tires.
He's like, but girl, he cheated on you, but I
don't know, recently cheated with the tire tech at Costco.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
And look and look got me the all new those
are all look check the indicators on there, radio and
caters are not worn down.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
I know last time. Remember he got me those used
ass tires of where they were all worn down there?
Any girl, you do not need anymore? Okay, I'm sorry,
I'm gonna say bicycle leave hell.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
All right, let's take one more break and when we
come back, let's just round this thing out because guess
what the World Cup is this summer, and it might
be I don't know. It could be in La unless
the President takes away matches from cities, which would be
so funny.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Stay tuned to see which one of us was runner
up for the FIFA Peace Award. Oh yeah, yeah, yes,
did finish.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
One of us did, And that reveal will happen right
after this and we're back.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
World Cup twenty twenty six that is happening in Vancouver, Seattle,
San Francisco, Los Angeles, Guadalajara, Mexico City, Monterey, Houston, Dallas,
Kansas City, Atlanta, Miami, Toronto, Boston, Philadelphia, New York, New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
But technically that ship is New Jersey time, New Jersey.
Shout out to new work. That was very impressive.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
I'm reading a list, but you said it, did it
really fast, and you said it all correctly, which based
on the draw quite everyone.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Can say names of places as well as you do.
Oh my god, all right, so yourself from credit. We'll
get to that. We'll get to the draw itself, the
physical draw itself.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
But some of these groups, I'm just curious, anything pop
out to you the obviously this is I mean as
so many as an England amount of you guys.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
You guys got a World Cup. I'm watching it going.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Scotland have gone easier group than England, as they should.
That's fair enough as they should, I guess to be
fair to England. The qualifying teams we played was so pump. Yeah,
like it's you've got to play some good teams at
some point. But England crow Shaghana that's going to those
three are tough. Panama, you know, is pretty much a gimme.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
But it's a pretty bad Ghana squad. Yeah, is it bad?
I mean in comparison to the past. Yeah, world class
the same. Yeah, you're not dealing with and they barely
want to show brothers. They barely want to show up
the camp. I do, I forget.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
But good thing about World Cups is when you get
seeming professions who come and they're like they've already had
a massive argument, they've gone full most Salah with each other,
like before they get there, and then people leave early.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Yeah. Roy Keane with Mick McCarthy just gets pissed off.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
This feels like so I mean, like, I can't believe
there's afkhon in January and then they're playing the World Cup.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
I'm like, are y'all trying to not win a World Cup?

Speaker 4 (58:35):
So I've been trying to decide if it's a plus
or a minus. The plus is they get more reps together. Sure,
but the bers you guys are.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Going to end up Well you say that though, but
again I think the equalizes the weather, right because you
know two Chills already talking about England's subs staying indoors.
I'm like, that's not a good sign. That's not a
good sign. He's like, so they don't get too hot,
and I'm like, if you're talking about that and you go,
is that smart? Yeah, it sounds if I'm Garner, I'm
like these pussys. Yeah, these guys, these guys have got

(59:08):
hand fans on the field. This is this is a
winter's day for us, right, So that's going to be
a big equalisers. So whether they're a good team or not, like,
the conditions are going to be, especially after a long
prem season.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
So that's a tough one. There's I was just saying
you all the groups.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
It's obviously the biggest World Cup there's been, right, this
is the first one with forty eight teams.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
I believe it was that. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Definitely they weren't going all the way to L before.
Don't and by the way, don't put me in group L.
Yeah yeah yeah right, call it something else. Yeah yeah,
group double A.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Just get your last year once you f to start
making double letters exactly.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
I'm with you. Oh no, this was the last one
with thirty two teams. This one was the forty eight teams.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Cutor was yeah, yeah, yeah, so this is what I mean,
there's more teams. I thought, but actually, you know, everyone's
like true, but he seems don't change anything. In football,
but actually it's it's there's a lot of good groups.
There's a lot of what do you think is the
group of death? What you are like one you've got
marked out that aside from from of yalls. Yeah, I
feel honestly, I feel like the France group's pretty tasty
s because Norway a quality you know what Senegal identity?

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
What is money? Still play for them?

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
I know that Norway great, Norway did great and qualifying,
but I kind of I'm not I'm not ready to
shuck them off just yet.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
I'm not question Yeah, I know mine, what do you
take for the for the listeners overseas?

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
I'm using American terminology all right, what it's going to
take for me to suck off Norway?

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
I mean it's Americans, But I think it's very much.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
A you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Specific keeps true, he keeps wiping the corners of his mouth.
Bring it back to having a hand, penis.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
I just don't know if having two stars is like
enough in a World Cup when you got when you're
looking at France, you're telling me France's back line can't
stop Holland.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
I've watched them, Like do you say that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
But I do you think a lot of international teams,
Like if you look on the history and then there's
a lot of like just solid players and then you
have like two two or three guns can get you
along way.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
So and also there's always going to be some big
team that absolutely fucks the bed once they get to
the tournament, and that's a.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Good one them. It's usually just normally Holland as well.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Who do you think is gonna yeah, right, brazila Brazil
are a bit of a box brazila not.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
I think they're just great. They didn't yeah they could,
they could be the you know, because no, people don't
really watch a meltdown.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
I just think they'll just be meddling for how good
they can be. I feel like people who are primed
for a straight up meltdown don't have.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
A tough time with Portugal.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Surely, Yeah, you're now getting his band, like, uh, imagine.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
They lose that first game, He's going to be he'll
be sucking up everyone's net. He'll just could He's not
gonna take that. They're worse when he plays.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Yeah, but you know it's not but it's it's you know,
it's weird, but you know, yeah, I'm surprised he didn't get.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
The one see one group that I mean in past
I thought I would have been would have been interesting,
would be the group E with Germany, Knee Ivory Coast
Ecuador and Curricle. No, gret skis the brother we just watched,
just sawd Kaco. It's Karaco. Why are we? Why?

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Why be petulant? Wat's horrible out of for being a
white guy. That was by the way, Oh my god.
So it was like watching every It was like listening
to every white co commentator in the UK try and
pronounce a foreign plays.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Oh yeah, or it was like probably that one.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
I feel like it was World Cup two thousand and six,
where they only had American commentators in the US broadcast
of the World Cup. It was for somebody who watched
already a ton of European soccer football that hearing those guys.
One guy called kept calling Dan Zona dene Zidane, and
it was like what Zonadan.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Yeah, they made the college basketball guys do a little
too much. They got them out of their depth, man
way out of their death.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Like the most they had to do was like maybe
like a Dominican guy's name or something make in terms
of flavor.

Speaker 4 (01:02:59):
Yeah, once in a while, like maybe one guy's Croatian. Yeah,
maybe one. Yeah, but even then he's like, bright, I
don't know how to do with the other ones. I
just know Sorrich what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
But yes, Wayne Gretzky, So the fucking draw was such
a spectacle. I had to check out an hour in
when I was like, what is going on every draw?

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Let's be honest though, Yeah, yeah, ridiculous is bad unless
it's Rod Stewart being hammered. Do you remember do you
ever see no, look up Rod Stewart. He's completely ship
faced doing the drawer for the f A Cup. I'm
pretty sure does he do his shoulder at any point?
Just he gets so excited, told you when he picks

(01:03:42):
the ball out, he just looks. He's that perfect level
of happy drunk. He's like, it's probably he's just like
he's the guy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Don't be so excited about this.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
That was entertaining, But this was, to be fair to
gret Ski him getting all the names wrong made it's highlight.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Is a highlight. Yeah baby did it? Oh he was
doing it for the Scottish Cup, the Scottish Cup, that
was it? Yeah? It st men. You can see in
his eyes of the President of the Scottish Oh yeah,
thank you David. Yes, yes, dam the town. Okay, we

(01:04:25):
take time. Yeah, yes, mate, that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
I gotta get real close to the Lenz. So the
people at home conceded and being married to the Scottish women.
I'll tell you that's the cybris Man in Scotch. All right,
So the draw though I did. I did catch part
of Lauren Hill. I did text the group. I said,
Laurren Hill is performing Lost Ones right now.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Lauren Hill for people who don't know, Okay, I don't
know what people know about Warrenhill from the Fuji's. In
her own career, she's notorious for not showing up to
her own performances. I have tried to see Lauren Hill
twice in my life.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Yeah. One time fully canceled, the other time late nine
she said two times. Yeah, I wish I could time.
Oh wow, come on, guys, Wow, British guy knows the
Fuji references. He was locked in white British.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Anytime she's one time, you can tell how much money
exactly she needs the bread. If you see Lauren Hill
at her concert, just know she's nobody and needed that money.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Somebody in her family maybe needed a presidential pardon, right,
or it was ten before performance nights and often yeah
maybe maybe, but her ass was there. She was doing
lost ones great. I was like, can I just can
we just see them? Fucking what are the fucking groups?
This is where Wayne Gretzky comes in, because my god,
they had different people from different countries. Of the host

(01:05:58):
countries do some of the draw Wayne gretz Ski obviously
hockey icon, but a lot of people are.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Like, bro, this guy cannot read any of the names.
And I gotta say, if you're about to do the
fucking televised World Cup draw, maybe go over what you
might be reading.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
I ask one of them people with the headset. Yeah,
but again yeah right, any number of people with sets
running around.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
The classic that's the classic, like rich famous dudes. Yeah,
I'll pull this together.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
I go this. I'm gonna smoke to a scene. Yeah
you and that ship was just Adina Menzel. That wasn't
even a crazy name. But here's Wayne Gretzky saying stuff
like Karaco, where I learned how to say. I guess
it's cross out. Okay, we got the winner, Denmark north
Lord Macedonia. Check, do you know what the macadamis? Right? Yeah,

(01:06:49):
he was hungry Macedami and North Macdonie. Is that what
they can hear? The balls? He thought it was Macadamian. Yeah,
he said, no, don't come on, Wayne, Steady. Now that's better.
I think. Here's here's the next one. Kaco he never
seen that, that MoCCA Morocca. Yeah, usually he saw He

(01:07:10):
thought that was just wacky as and I'm gonna ignore that.
Is that one more time? Check you Republic? Okayroco Kraco? Okay?
What else we got cabin practice in this Wayne? Do
you want to see what he was practicing. Let's see

(01:07:32):
the winner between turkeya Romania, Slovakia and Kosovo.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Honestly, I'm gonna gi him a pass on Turkey kids.
That's that's a new one that we are now calling. Yeah,
Turkey put a hair piece on their own country's name.
They hair transplanted their own title. They put the light
on top.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
They said you know what that like that like, we're
thriving economy now thanks to bold men.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
So the country which Maddy cash cash needs to go
to this stand, we can grow bangs now. Yeah, it's Turkey.
A yeah, Jordan Jordan. That's the best one, old, the
best one. Wayne Gretzky.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
Okay, so Wayne Gretzky, as we know, as millennials as
you and especially I know, all right, but especially in
North America, right there were only like there was an
era when it was Joe Montana, Wayne Gretzky, and Michael Jordan.

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
Ninety two to ninety eight, you know what I mean,
be more specific. Yeah, these were a few of the
only people on TV. Honible mentioned the junior sayout yes, yeah,
he made a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Of appearances, Treykeman in and out of that, but Joe
Montana had that aura tour. Yeah, Wayne Gretzky, the great one,
Michael Jordan. You know, Wayne Gretzky, what the fuck was
he thinking? Why would he call it?

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Tell you what he's thinking. He's gone, see's the way Jordan.
He guys, well, that's how that's Michael Jordan's name. And
he can't there's not waynamic country the same, you know,
he goes, Michael Jordan's team have probably been on the
phone to them, gone, you can't say it the same.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
Yeah, I'll sue you. So you gotta you gotta, you
gotta just slightly. Ye, twist on it. I don't even
know if you can't country and he's got Jordan. He
went Jordan jor Dan okay?

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
Which is which is a hockey move? Yeah, there's definitely
a couple of Jordan's and the.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Because as a britt though, if I heard that, be like,
maybe that's just how Americans said. It's nice to know
from Americans. Yeah, yeah, no, that's just how Wayne Gretzky
says it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
Jor Dan Okay? What else you got? Yeah? I mean
uh he He was also given a little bit of
Joe Namath, uh coming back football, Susie Colbert, the Susie
Colber interview. Do you know about the Susie Colbert interview
with Joe Broadway Joe Nama The defense is struggling. Oh,

(01:09:54):
I could care less about the team's struggle. I just
want to kiss you. That's an American sports moment. Love. Yeah,
I believe everything that anyone else to watch Chad play.
That was that Monday night football. This is great kind
of how Wayne Gretzky sounded to me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
So, Wayne Gretzky, unlike Rod Seer or Joe Namath, doesn't
have an excuse of being ship faced. Yeah, he was
a sober man trying his best at work and getting
it so wrong. I happily have a section on this
podcast where we just watch drunk interviews and draws.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Yeah, there's other ones. What else we got? I mean
the copa lead, the door has got to be They
got to be a little too.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
Jennifer Jack grealish after they won the treble. Oh yeah, yeah,
then there was that? Was that the one when he
was asking if he pulled up on a re asking someone.
I was like, oh, do you think you could beat
so and so on a foot race? And oh yeah,
sucker what?

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Yeah that was a back I think Kyle Walker was
not that Kyle Henri backs himself against Yeah. Yeah, in
any case, you have to be mentally ill like Henri
to play like that. So I salute I salute him.
You think anybody ever challenged him with a Rubik's Cube?
I don't know. Well, I find out next week. We

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pull up on it teasy. Yeah, as it's easy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Yes, you guys came to listen to U two football
and Reebigski based.

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How do you subscribe? Don't? Yeah? Exactly? Well guess what.
That's the end of episode one. Of Ain't It Footy?
That was us covering match Week fifteen in the Premier League,
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Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
Jamel what about you? Where you at?

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
I'm at Brockley House on Instagram and Jamel Johnson everywhere else.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
It's spelled like it sounds Chris Martin, what about you?

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
At s M Comedy on the Socials because of the
guy from cold Play, And you can see me.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
I'm not on the I'm on the road a bit.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Maybe you can see me at local playgrounds in Los
Angeles hanging out myself with.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
He's finished that sentence. Yeah, yeah, local playgrounds full stop?
You know, speaking of local things. Uh. December twenty seven,
Bob and Pops. Yes, I'm doing it. I'm gonna show
Mosquitos in there. We we got bit bah. It was
so good though, I think I had a roasted pork sandwich.
That was sandwich. To go and watch a show, Yeah,

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Saturday the twenty seven. All right, that's it. Episode one
will be back again because you can't get rid of
us later see Yeah,