MAGA Can’t Control MAGA, Forced Family Fun At Disneyland 07.15.25

In episode 1896, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian, writer, journalist, and host of The Bitchuation Room, Francesca Fiorentini, to discuss… Trump Epstein, JD Vance Risked His Family’s Lives For A Trip To Disneyland, Old Stinky Piece of Sh*t Gets In The Way Of Trophy Presentation… and more!

1. ‘Morning Joe’ Rolls Montage of Team Trump’s Damning Epstein Comments
2. Megyn Kelly & Charlie Kirk on Epstein Scandal at SAS 2025 by Turning Point USA in Tampa, Florida
3. Hundreds turned out to protest JD Vance’s family vacation to Disneyland. The next day the park shut down rides for his visit
4. JD Vance after riding Tiana’s Bayou Adventure (CLIP)
5. JD Vance was a Marine and runs like this (CLIP)
6. Start your day off right, enjoy this great big heaping cup of trump getting BOOED at the Club World Cup finals yesterday.
7. Chelsea trying to celebrate winning the World Cup with Trump in the way is FRYING ME (CLIP)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
I'm here. I'm so excited.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Thank you for having me here to talk about the news.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yes, yes, no, no, I'm happy to you.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Oh my god, welcome it. Real ship talking real dumb,
like real dumb. Can you make it real dumb for me?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Do the news but make it dumb? I mean, yeah, effectively, didn't.
I just saw someone like ask their Alexa to like
give read them the news, but in like a drag
queen voice or something like being fabulous, extra fabulous.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Make it as extra fab I'm.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Just like, do we need to do a bunch of
ai anyway?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Okay, all right, all right, I'm ready do the news
for me, but like do it like a lin Manuel
Miranda rap. Did you do that? I mean, I bet
they I bet they can do a alligator Alcatraz.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
More mosquitoes than South America has.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Hold on. Yeah, that's called motherfucking box. Nothing about them, yo,
I really don't know nothing about that.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Those those as I would have known nothing about that.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, you know what's so funny? I did.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
I did tell chat GPT to summarize this Axios article
about how Trump's gonna get it get out of the
Epstein files mess, and it really Joe magazine, a frenzy
Epstein files lighting the breeze. Trump said it's nobody cares
about on.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Truth, social with ease that post.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Gar riccioed hard first time on the Soul stage Inside
the w H Bongino sparred with Bondi about the files usage.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Okay, now that falls apart falls apart three.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Three options on the table how to cool the storm tonight?
A council, unredacted docs or sealed courts in the light
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I mean this is definitely worth A kid in Memphis,
Tennessee getting asthmo like.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Absolutely, Hey dude, that's Grock. Come on, is that we
talking about Boxtown Memphis? That's Grock. Okay, Okay, I have
to do a chat GPT. That's a different part of Michigan.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah, Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three ninety seven,
Episode two of.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Dirt Ailey's Hi Guys. It's a production of iHeartRadio. It's
a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's
shared consciousness. And it is Tuesday, July fifteenth, five.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Oh yeah, it's halfway through Social Media Giving Day, Great
National Gummy worm Day, Great National Tapioca Pudding Day, National
I Love Horses Day, National pet Fire Safety Day. Wait
six for six he we do, we full up do
the full seven days. And lastly National Gives Something Away Day.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Men, other than the first one, which is like, is
the last one just with social media awkwardly wedged in
there wasn't the first one, like giving.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Social media giving? Yeah, social media giving Day five? Yeah, good,
we like that support people through social media. Then last
week okay something I think this one is pre date
social media maybe yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Also what it is just like the Tapioca Day definitely
pre dates, so everything pre dated.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
That was the first.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Day that ever was That was before Valentine's It.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Have you guys tried.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Petas behind all that shit? They're losing out to jello
and they just invented Tapioca Day.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
This is such a the pet fire safety one so weird.
It's like take the knobs off your stove. It's like
real because you have a dog, because.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
They can operate that. Yeah, this is when people had chimpanzees.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
At home though, right, right, this is when they were
selling them in the back of fucking colic books.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, it's the same tapioca era and like.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
People having right, oh, man, Well, what a day. July fifteenth,
we're halfway through and after July, guys, August is when
it all falls together, when everything falls into place. Hell yeah,
I heard of these bad days ever since. We've been
blaming it on the days ever since twenty fifteen.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
But I think, you know, August twenty twenty five, we
turn a corner.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I think August is what it all turns around. My
name's Jack O'Brien aka why I raised my kids with
AI drove me crazy, always asking me to teach them
to drive. I told those boys just go in ask
the AI sing in. This will be the day that
they die. That's one courtesy of Snarful on the discord,

(04:44):
in reference to the dad who was like, well, all right,
my kids keep asking me fucking questions. And also I
got some AI to sell. Uh, let's make those two
problems work together. Have you asked the AI? Sun? Have you?
Have you asked the AI is a new refrain in
our house? And I'm bragging about that. I'm not being

(05:06):
ashamed the way I should be.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
That's terrible, that's terrifying.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, shout out Fast Company.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
First of all, I can't believe Miles actually used AI.
In the course of just our conversation, maybe a cold open.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, but I realized people are like, the show's gotten
better recently.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
It's because I'm using AI. All a, I have it listening.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
I said, bro a, I give me something to respond
with quink please?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
You people will.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
I'm sure fans will. One day, they'll put together they'll
be like, hey, I created an episode using AI where
you guys talk about whatever the hell and you're like,
this is awful.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, I know it fucking nailed. How incoherent I am.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
We gotta use this b kill that listener. So let
anyone know how much are Yeah, that's the John Connor.
I'm going after the highest of steaks. It's true. I
talk to people who have jobs that they don't like,
and they've all like, they've all like they're experimenting with

(06:13):
AI and quotes, but they're all just like, fuck it,
let the AI do it. They've been working with, working
hard with the AI I had.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
I had a moment. This is Francesca by the way.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Hi, Oh my god, my god, who is that?

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
We will introduce soon.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
I Miles didn't even introduce himself.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Sorry, disembodied voice.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Well, No.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
I was just gonna say, like, I had a moment
where I was writing a script and then I was like,
you know what, maybe you know and I do like
a sort of a new summary. I'm like, you know what,
AI could probably do this, and I was like, no,
from Jessica push through. You're at the coffee shop. You
need a chocolate chip cookie and another Americano. That's what
you need.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah, right, you need to turn your stomach to knots
with coffee and sugar burning down the rein forest.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah. No, it's the summary. The summaries fucking suck.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Like, still trust your eyes for reading, because it has
no fucking idea how to give real context unless you're
basically like, hey tell me literally every like line by
line what.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Is in this article, or else it will be so
presumed to me. Yeah that is the way. Yeah, that's
a great text.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Well well yeah, a few times ago we were talking
about how Pocket's going away and it officially died. And
one of the best things about Pocket is that would
read out articles to you, so you could be whatever,
in the shower, whatever you're doing, make a food, hear
your articles. AnyWho.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
I can think of so many better uses for AI
than what we're using it for. I mean, I talked
about this thing yesterday, but like just fun things with nature,
like just read me this text, but like take out
all the fucking links or like the words that I
don't want to hear. But Jack, you're asking it to
do things it can't even do. Man, Yeah, yeah, write

(07:53):
a screenplay for me, and write a C plus screenplay
for me. Right, I'm thrilled to be as always by
my co host, mister Miles Gray.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Miles Gray, AKA, I just got the b b ellen.
Now it smells real bad. Just wanted a fat ass.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
But now smell real bad.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
I see the folks walk by and quickly plug the noose.
That nasty smell follows me wherever I go. I should
have got it done by a license doc. But at
least these cheeks clap wherever I walk. Okay, shout out

(08:37):
to CC one eight two seven on the Discord. Looks
like a new This a new Discord user.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
I've not seen this name. Welcome to the Discord. Thank
you for that to be totally transparent. Way, I know
you said this was painting painted black in the Rolling
Stones version, I kind of did the Eric Burdon with
war version of Painted Black.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
I think it's a superior version of that song. Anyway,
thank you for that one. Thank you. Your taste is
bad now, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
But you're a cheat and you've got bad taste. Welcome
to the Discord.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Welcome to the Discord. Any other anybody else wanted? No,
if you do, hit me up on Blue Sky and I.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Will anybody than what you can get out of it. Really,
really well done. Welcome to the Discord. We're so thrilled
to have yield. Hey Miles, speaking of thrilled to have someone.
And by the way, that was a great AKA. I
did not know your vocal performance was going to rock
that hard. You went way harder than you need.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Especially when I'm in an emotional crisis.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, voice of an angel accord into the AKA. Miles
were thrilled to be joined in our third seat by
one of our favorite guests, brilliant comedian, writer, journalist, activists.
I bet they're on the edge of their seat. They
have no idea who it's going to be. You know
them for places like Al Jazeera, MSNBC America, Unhinged on

(09:53):
Zito and from the podcast Thebituation Room it's Frances.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
I don't have an aka, but HI going to be
back with both of you.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Can I hear your Christine home impression a little bit?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Can you just give me a couple of lines?

Speaker 6 (10:11):
Well, I had to put gumballs in my cheeks because
you don't have cotton balls, and it was very Yeah,
it was disgusting because actually gum you know, cotton balls
reduce the spit, but gumballs surrounded by sugar just made

(10:31):
me selebate.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Just start your teeth and stuff.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
It was I didn't I haven't brushed my tieces as
you're starting.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
To talk to a real queen who has gumballs on hand,
but not cotton balls exactly.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Well, I really wanted I really wanted, uh, like marshmallows.
So I was looking around because like sometimes Matt, my husband,
will keep like he'll squirrel away a bunch of you know,
ships shouldn't eat, and so I'm like, there might be marshmallows.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
He was one of the kids where they were like,
you can eat the marshmallow now or have two later,
and he's just been like squirreling them away direction he's
in recovery. He ate all of the.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
But yes, no, the Christino. You know, you gotta have fun,
I guess because everything's so awful. But she's such a
fucking parody.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
I just saw. I just saw side by side pictures
of her before and after the surgery, and I realized
that I hadn't I hadn't realized that that was the
same person. Like I was like, oh, I remember seeing her.
I didn't like pay enough attention that I was like
face with name, you know. But I was like, I
remember that being a famous person in politics. I had
no idea that that's who the new person was.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
I mean, piller. Piller is an addictive is a hell
of a drug, is truly What.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Does it do?

Speaker 3 (11:49):
It just helps stretch your skin out?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
So no, no, not at all. She think it plumps
the places that are sagging.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Down. I need that. Yeah, I do just want to
out myself as also having a snack hord.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Do you have it real high where your kids can.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Where they can't see it, where they have no idea?
There is still there is the Halloween candy is all gone,
but there's Valentine's candy that's still in there. There's like
a nerd rope that I'm just like when things get dark,
you know.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Just get up there for a little bite of the
old nerd.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Room, sort of like rapunzels down.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Into your mouth. You have a crank by the walk, and.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
That'd be tight.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Eating my kids candy one of the great joys in life.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
You got to get the nerds clusters. I mean, that's
there's the escalation of the rope. They said, what if
you just broke this rope up into little nuggets.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
I stopped eating candy like that because I'm I'm an
adult and I all right just care about No. No,
I don't understand, like I guess. I'm like, I've got
real money now, not allowance money. Then I can buy
other yummy things.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Sure, whatever happened to the tolerant left. This is what
I This is a question I put to you, Jack.
We got a tack to the middle. If this is
what the freaks are offering on this side, No, it's true.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Oh my god. If we're like no nerd clusters versus
nerd clusters, like the revolution will lose. I do think
it's actually very indicative of broad you know, broader sort
of not woke culture, but the way we police one another.
And I am policing you as well, right now.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
They are right, they are. Yeah, there's I do like
to say we live in an age of wonders and
we're like not able to enjoy them. And I do
include in the age of wonders nerd clusters. I think
those that's one of the great technological advances that.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
We've national monuments, sparks, nerd clusters.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Then the interstate system, yes.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
After that, yeah, high speed rail, yes.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
In other countries. Yes, Francesca. We're thrilled to have you here.
We're gonna get to know you a little bit better
in a moment. First, a couple of things that we're
going to be talking about. So apparently people are still
talking about this Epstein guy. Well they just give it
a break, would you. Nobody cares about this guy. He's
a loser, guys, he's a figment of the left wackles.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
And he'll never die. He just won't die. As for
that tweet, he got a.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Little Trump got a little Epstein problem. We're gonna just
check in with where where we're at over there on
that side, We're gonna quit the FBI. Yeah, it seems
seems bad, but I'm sure it's Yeah, it'll just fade away.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
And this isn't the worst thing facing our our entire
planet right now, but for Trump, it kind of is.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
I guess at the moment it's bad for him. We'll
talk about his uh getting in the way of a
World Cup war, the up trophy.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Club World Cup Final, Club World Cup Final Trophy presentation.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
He just like didn't know what to do, So we'll
talk about that. We'll talk about Jade Vance risking his
life to go to Disneyland, all that plenty more. But first, Francisca,
we do like to ask our guests, what is something
from your search history that's revealing about who you are?

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Oh, I'll just plug right now in case people don't
don't actually make it to the end of the episode.
For my plugs my search history. I was looking up
how many tickets I sold on event right to my show,
The Situation Room Live in Seattle on August second, Saturday,
and I Joma Oluo is gonna be there. She's an author,

(15:42):
she's an activist, she's amazing, And Matt Leeb is gonna
be with me. Of course, it's gonna be such a
great show. And we're nearly half sold. But you know,
your girls sweating over here. It's August second, it's summertime.
So everybody from Jessicafjorandini dot com for tickets or you
can it's at the rain near Art Center. I don't know.
You can go to the Situation Room and find that.

(16:03):
Well it's been doing. We stand up in Capitol Hill
area or you District area on Friday at Laughs Comedy.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
So come through, Yeah, come through.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah, that's what I was. That's my sergeant. I have
actually something I was actually looking at, which was given
where the BLM, the BLM sort of the expos that
was done about all the money that Black Lives Matter got,
and then they bought a six million dollar home in
Studio City that was supposed to be like called a
Creator's Congress and kind of be like a home for

(16:32):
like in a hub for content creators affiliated with Black
Lives Matter. And I don't. I'm not in the habit
of like dirty laundry or finding out, you know, and
like being like see every movement started to deceive you.
But but I kind of got up with caught up
with Malina Abdullah, who was one of the leaders of
Black Lives Matter here in LA but specifically Black Lives Matter,
which he's calling now grassroots, and they are like they

(16:56):
are effectively protesting outside of this space because the person
who purchased this six million dollar home effectively swindled all
the donors, swindled all the people were part of it.
And yeah, it's just really really fucked how like, And
it's crazy, especially even now when you've got these ice raids.
I'm learning more and more about people who will capitalize

(17:19):
on a movement and steal, like use it to like
set up fake go fundmes, and I mean, you know
there's internal shit with BLM, but also say, like, don't
buy the mainstream media hype about what happened to that,
Like you know that it wasn't all of Black Lives Matter,
and it certainly wasn't all of a very important critical

(17:40):
movement that continues today against police murder.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yeah, the American mainstream media has very little patience for
anything going wrong with any movement that is critical of
police or critical white supremacy. Like, well, they got scammed,
so we can just write them off right.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Exactly exactly, And it's also like, also, who are you
like maybe if they did bought it by six million
dollars home, I don't know if I would have done that,
but also I don't know the inner working is the
organization all this, But it turns out yeah it ish.
It was really shady and people just kind of made
off with the money and are like, not it's ours now.
So but follow Black Lives Matter grass roots because they're
they're they're great and they're continuing to do work here,

(18:21):
especially in La is Rainier.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Just name that because it's like it's just rainier, like
more more rain like.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
The mountain named after the fact that it's rainy in Seattle.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, is that totally Yeah, Yeah, I'm just trying.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
To it's a rainier, Yeah, Rainier is rainier.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Anyways, that's a little stand up material for you for
your show if you want to.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
That's also I think the colonizer name for that mountain too.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Oh I'm sure. Yeah, it's like McKinley, it was to
done on what is something you think is underrated?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Immigrants are underrated, no matter how much. Let's say it
again that we don't appreciate immigrants, the work that they do,
the what they contribute to the economy, the way they
pick our fucking food, the way they raise our children,
the way they cook our food, the way they work
hard and meat processing centers and facilities and egg farms

(19:23):
and other work that no one else would do, the
way they toil and put money into our social security
system and our retirement system despite never actually getting that
money back.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Just like whatever. You treated like absolute shit, like yeah,
like just best citizens.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yeah, I mean we're with you know. Over the weekend,
we found out that a man you know, died after
ice rated this farm and camerio and he was trying
to escape and ended up falling thirty feet in a
greenhouse and broke his neck and he had died. And
he was living here for I think twenty years. He
was working on a farm for ten And you're just like, maga,

(20:04):
go go fucking pick the lettuce, Go fucking pick you know,
the strawberries. Whatever you need to do. But it's it
is so insane that this country and Democrats are so
implicated in this, how much we rely on immigrants and
do not give them any appreciation, any shine. There's not
even like a I mean maybe there is. You guys
would know, like a national appreciate your like immigrants day

(20:27):
appreciate Like I know, there's different, like you know, Heritage
days and all this, but you're just like, man, you
can't even like on paper, thank immigrants for what they
do to this for this country and have done for
this country.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Yeah, and just you know, and not even looking at
it through the lens of is your labor valuable to us?
Like the humanity of it too? Like and not and
completely burying our head in the sand as to why
people would want our gravitating towards the United States because
of all the de stable assing we do around the
world that that gets missed. And yeah, it's it's it's

(21:02):
just so fucking depressing. And I think the other part
is that to really have an honest conversation about that
requires a real honest conversation about that.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
This entire country is just the.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Whole thing is like who's who's whose labor can we
exploit to a degree that is so offensive to the
people that live here that maybe they can ignore how
we use that labor to make our enrich ourselves.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yep, just real quick, dumb joke. I will say, I
bury my head in the sand because of a cake.
It's buried head in the sandy. That's the way I
like to fun.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
That's terrible scon from all the sand and his nose.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, that's way too many. That is way too many Americans, sadly.
I mean, I think the last thing I'm really quickly
is just like immigrants also do like hustler. It's like
the hustler economy in real life, where like when you
want a coffee or some food or you like, they
will be there to feed you and get you that
cup of coffee in a place that you're like, thank fuck,

(22:05):
outside of a concert or like you know, on a
on a outside of a subway platform or wherever you
know you need to grab like sha la lunch for
eight dollars, and like you know, I'm just saying, like
it's they also they're so entrepreneurial for a country that
loves entrepreneurs, I don't know, they're the most all the
most American, just all.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
The American values that we claim to embody and respect,
they embody to like a cartoonish degree.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
And the people who are making the rules they're fucking
them over are who are like, well, in America, we
don't believe in handouts, are just sitting there collecting handouts
either from like wealth that they've inherited or wealth that
they made through a stroke of luck or just a
peutia he loans, yeah, or a tax break yeah, and
just it's all handouts, like ninety percent fucking handouts. It's

(22:56):
so wild how they can still say that shit with
a straight face.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Yeah, Americans become immune to the propaganda because a regime
always needs to escapegoat people, always, always, always, because it,
you know, covers the sins of the state.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
So yeah, somebody wrote on Twitter, I need to find
who it is so I can sort of I'll give
the correct attribution at the end of the show, but
that there's somebody on I think it's Love Island who
keeps saying the phrase escapegoat and thinks that it means
like a thing that allows you to escape on. So

(23:32):
they've just taken the word scapegoat miss on like changed
the wording and then created an entirely new, like fictional
mythological entity on which you can ride to see. I
love that and I kind of love it.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
It's like I heard someone for a longest time would say,
being that it's may.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
I mean, my favorite is not not my favorite because
it's not that fun, but just the one that you
see all all over the places for all intensive purposes
and said, oh.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yes, yeah, I think I did that for a little bit.
I did that for ahead of moment of that.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Look, we all did, and that's why it's so painful.
What is something you think is overrated?

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Okay? The other day, had a free morning. I made
myself have a free morning because I was like tired
of the kid because she wouldn't go to sleep the
night before for like fucking two hours, just to punish
me because I put her down. And she doesn't like
when mom puts her down because she loves mom too
much and she doesn't whatever the point is. The next day,
I was like, I'm going out, so I like, I
was like, I did yoga, then I got my nails done.

(24:37):
Then I went to like lunch with a friend. I
like went into like a you know, clothes vintage clothing
shop and like y and I was like, wait a minute,
this is so expensive. It was. I did enjoy it,
but I was also like, I just shelled out so
much money in my morning and when I would have

(24:58):
otherwise just like gone to a playground, right, and like
made some breakfast for myself, and playgrounds are free. I mean,
you do have to have a kid to get into one.
So that's like them.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Not if you wear a spinny hat and got a
big lollipop, they will not ask questions, not at all.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
No, that's my that's my thing is over it's overrated
to not be strapped with children and missing your one
single life because it's more expensive and you're like, what
do I do and everyone's just trying to market to you,
being fucking into brunch and vintage furniture and ship.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Well, the thing to do is treat yourself. Oh yeah,
just treat yourself.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
I spend so much ficklessly, please, and then dig yourself
deeper into consumer pit in which you will need to
toil more for to buy the thing I just love.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Yeah, it's now.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
I'm just in the era of like, where's a place
where you can get a membership or like a thing
where you buy one day and then it like works
for the rest of it, Like the La Zoo. Now
I went in there and they're like, you want to
extend this? You know your ticket can be a year.
I said, fuck yes, the guys shop.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
You sleep here, man, we just need we need.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
At least it is so worthwhile.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Oh it's sick it's like a sick ass party at
a rich person's house where there's beer and zebras.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Except when it's so where there's beer and zebras, it's
like a white party without. Yeah, but like the giraffes
are using the lube because I've seen them.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Here we go, lou Bi, lou seen the drafts fucking
reference for the home.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yes, yes, I've seen them. Fucking oh they liked oh
and then and then I'm with Matt and that's like.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yo, there's children around, kids, like what what what?

Speaker 7 (26:51):
Like so embarrassing, like if you're if you're fucking fourteen, okay,
but having your husband kind of look around for an
audience and be like, yo.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Is the most it's the most soul crushing experience as
a wife and shut the.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Funk up looking for some Yeah, he finds some other
wayward husband who's also like they can't just here's out here.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
We all see the massive like gray dong and like.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
I mean that was gonna be my next question. So
I appreciate you just ask for the record, for the record.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
But for the record, the rhinoceros has a much bigger
one bigger than a draft.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Hell okay, hell get real quiet eye.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Let me get that annual pass.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Hey, Mark, that guy with the bucket of sand is
here again.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
I don't even get why that's gross.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
He said you had to bury your head in the end.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Hey, come on, it's a fucking deep callback deep.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back,
and we're back. And that report from Love Island was
from brooks otter Lake on Twitter. I underscored Zzz's easy.

(28:27):
He's easy. I've learned that there's a person on the
current season of Love Island who keeps using the term
escapegoat to refer to a kind of exit strategy, like
a goat that you hop on and ride out of
a difficult situation. I'm not sure why everyone isn't talking
about this. They are now well this, here's a clip

(28:47):
of it. He's using her as a escape though, so
that he can using her, he can escape scapegoat essentially.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Oh that kind of works, though she almost nailed the
contact using.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Her as a but she's taking it literally as an escape.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
I mean, I think it tracks. Yeah, if he is
blaming something on her, it works. If he is trying
to use her as a lead blocker to like get.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Out of something a Mike alstot or done.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Anyways, I'll tell you somebody who could use an escapegoat
right now to ride out of a given situation as
Donald Trump with his gunamn epstrem f.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Jeff scapegoat if you ask me. But yeah, they are
very pissed about the MAGA is very still very angry
about the lack of transparency over their favorite conspiracy theory
that liberals drink childblood to get their Obama boners. And
that's again, it's like one of the main fucking tenets
of the MAGA belief system, Okay, that the Liberals are

(29:52):
demonized because they are sexual predators and traffickers, and the
Republicans are deified because they are the one trying to
stop them. And it's it's a very black and white
issue for them. There's no fucking nuance here.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
He needed somebody who like in his administration, who is
like the his like lower consultant, who is just like sir,
the reason they love you, Like, right, we've read all
the Q posts. Here's what's actually going on, Like this
is what they actually want.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
That was supposed to be Bongino and you know Cash Betel, right,
but That's the problem with hiring conspiracy theorists themselves to
be part of the deep state is when you find
the obvious shit, which is that Trump and Epstein were
friends for ten fucking years. Absolutely, and don't get me started,
but there's so much evidence and you know where I stand.

(30:42):
Trump killed Epsteine allegedly in my hands.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Waits that minute, he's going in there.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
But it's like, it's like, that's the You cannot hire
conspiracy theorists. You need actual deep state people for a
reason who are like, hey, we got to keep some
shit hush hush. You can't be like, I'm hon tell
everybody who are you, I'm head of the CIA, and
that's not how you like. You can't have people who
are the head of a very secretive organization be people

(31:11):
who love to run their mouths about some shit that
they think or they heard or they saw.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Right, this is period. So on Morning Joe, they put
together like like just a light mixtape of how this
conspiracy theory has been reinforced over and over by people
like Damn Bongino and Cash Buttel who are running the
fucking FBI. But this is how they were sounding before
they got into office. And again this is what the
normal sort of this was, like the rhetoric around Epstein

(31:39):
that they were propping up all the time.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
That Jeffrey Epstein's story is a big deal. Please do
not let that story go.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Who has Jeffrey Epstein's black book?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
This is Glenn Beck talking to Cash Betel. But who
that quick? That is that that?

Speaker 8 (31:54):
I mean, that's under direct control of the director of
the FBI.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Oh my man, that's gonna be you. So but you okay, okay,
So just just so you know, you said that, you
said that.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Okay, go on going.

Speaker 8 (32:06):
What the hell of the House Republicans do they have
the majority?

Speaker 2 (32:10):
You can't get the list.

Speaker 8 (32:12):
Put on your big boy pants and let us know
who the pedophiles are?

Speaker 9 (32:15):
Would you declassify the Epstein files?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Yeah, I would, all right, I guess I would.

Speaker 10 (32:21):
I think that less so because you know, you don't
know if you don't want to affect people's lives of
it's phony stuff in there.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
He knew last June when they asked, you don't want
to you know, you don't want.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
To get all caught up in that ship. And they
can be real best stuff in there that might not
actually be true. About certain people.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
So now there's like in Axios, they were speaking to
some people in the White House, and there's like three
sort of lines of thinking in terms of how they
can pivot out of this to kind of keep the
base intact, because it's clearly they're they're again, I don't
think these people will not vote for Trump, but they
clearly want to make manage their expectations just so they
have something that feels like, you know, like a somewhat

(33:03):
unified base. So these are the three options that are
floating around, according to sources within the White House. One,
appoint a special council or investigative team to review the
Epstein case top to bottom and produce a report. Yeah,
that'll be truthful and accurate. Number Two, remove reactions to
already release documents related to the late sex offender, perhaps
at the direction of the special council or investigative team

(33:26):
or the Third petition courts that have sealed Epstein related
records to unseal them in cases in which the administration can't.
So again, the thing right now, the order from the
White House is just ignore reality, as was basically implied
in Trump's truth social posts. But there are many people
in his orbit that are apparently trying to get him

(33:48):
to sort of wake up to the fact that, like
they gotta do something they can't, like this is part
of the Maga lore, Like you cannot just kick this
like load bearing belief out from under people and then
expect them to not just be even more curious. Again,
whether or not that affects the support, that's a huge

(34:08):
question mark. But as it stands right now, they want
I think they really wanted their like said Rake, I
hear you, like, I'm young moment of like do on
the Clinton's and they don't have that.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
So now you know who is this man? Is what
they're all thinking. Just big smile down the middle of
the camera. Yeah, down the barrel of the camera. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah, it's it's I just just I have a lot
of thoughts. I have many of thoughts, but you know, briefly,
it's important, I know, it's it's just important to know that,
like Epstein was like, it's so funny that they're thinking
of these three strategies because number one, the lists of
Epstein's contacts his Black book, whether or not that was

(34:48):
a client list or just his contact list. Right that
Gocker published that like in twenty fifteen, they publish it
without people's actual phone numbers, but like Naomi Campbell was
on it, for instance. Oh, Donald Trump was definitely on it.
Obviously we know Bill Bill well now he's dead. Anyway,
Gates was on it, which was if you remember when

(35:08):
Bill Gates was asked about Epstein, was like, well, he's
dead now, and it was the creepiest answer. Of course,
so many people, whether they're a Democrat or Donald Trump,
were implicated by Jeffrey Epstein. Ties I mean, wasn't like
Chompsky even like associated with Epstein. Like everyone's gonna have
someone they're beloved who is connected to Epstein. And the

(35:30):
reality is that Trump's FBI in twenty nineteen was the
one to arrest that is, when Epstein was arrested, Trump's
FBI was the one to raid Epstein's Manhattan apartment and
take hard drives from his safe. That is according to
Michael Wolf, who interviewed Epstein, who followed this story for
a long time and a month before the election, released

(35:52):
these tapes where he talked to Jeffrey Epstein. Jeffrey Epstein
was actually the source for so much of his reporting
about the Trump administration, gets Epstein and Trump were still hallmies.
But then when Epstein was actually arrested in twenty nineteen,
not due to Trump. Trump did not want that motherfucker arrested.
That was the last thing he wanted. But because Attorney
General Bond he was no longer at the head of
the Florida AG and all the reporters of Miami Herald

(36:14):
were doing their amazing work in terms of what Epstein
was actually doing new AG. I forgot who the new
AG in Florida was, but it basically led to his
arrest on sex trafficking charges. And that's when Trump was fucked.
And so his FBI and twenty nine, I mean twenty
nineteen acted accordingly. The real question is you got to
get cash Bettel against who was the FBI director in

(36:34):
twenty nineteen, I don't even know, but that's it, christ
is what was that was? It? Was it Gina Haspal
or was that Cia?

Speaker 3 (36:42):
I think it was Christopher Ray. Yeah, I think it
was Chris Ray.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Oh, Chris Ray, who Trump was really not happy with
at that time. Yeah, or thereafter. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
But anyway, all to say, like it's so silly that
this is not just a right wing conspiracy. I'm a
crazed left winger and like, oh.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Yeah, I think just as many people. You're like, Okay,
it's clear that powerful people were fucking with this guy
and and are implicated in some evil ship, and I
think most people are like, in the name of transparency,
let that be known so you can wash out this
generation of fucking freaks and you know, begin some kind
of reckoning with that. But again, that is obviously a

(37:19):
bitch bridge too far.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
It's just gonna be easy for them to like create
a fake report and be like, yeah, it was actually,
like I just I don't understand why they haven't done that.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Like again, did you guys talk about that?

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Yeah, because right, isn't it allegedly not even of where
he was at, Like it's the facility, but not really
trained on like the actual.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Front door for the front door.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
This isn't a great example Amazon coming.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
And then like the part that they edited out, they
just turned the camera off. But you can clearly hear
Donald Trump and Bill Clinton like whispering to white they
keep your mother shut, keep your mouth shut. Give you
that they are they are ringing the doorbell.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Unfortunately for them, like you know right now or so
there's this turning point us a student summit event in Tampa,
Florida over the weekend, and the crowd was very consistent
with their anger over the lack of Epstein evidence.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
And this is Laura.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Ingram ingram Angle ingram angling her way to try and
get a nice pot like it's just a SoundBite around
the Epstein thing. How many of you are satisfied?

Speaker 8 (38:30):
You can you can clap satisfied with the results of
the Epstein investigation.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Clap Okay, I told you to clap.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
You guys are listening.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
I'm not going to grade you.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Want to curve so nobody, Oh my god, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
This is just one part. I just want to play.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Because when she does the I told you guys to
clap all also seems like a bit of Jeb Bush, like, Yo,
I don't really have like MC skills, so I'm gonna
kind of tell you what I need to happen.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
But then she a mic drop moment. If I just
dropped the mic, is that cool?

Speaker 3 (39:11):
So then she goes on when someone says we're not
satisfied the wish, She's like, I was exact, I was
gonna get to that part that wasn't that. That was
just I knew that We'll just let her finish.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
I'm not going to grade you on a curve. So
I was going to get to that, how many of
you are not.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Satisfied with the results of the investment. They're so fucked.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
They're so fucked, Yo, they are so fucked. This is
this is their anti VACS movement. It's something bigger than
Trump and it's something that he has to pander to.
Except the only problem is, yeah, the only problem is
so he can't call the shots on this. This is
the base that's going to call the shots on the
anti vax stuff. This is the other thing again heavily

(39:55):
laden with conspiracy, but happens to be one I slightly
agree with more and he can't go with it because
it implicates himself.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Right right, Yeah, this is again same event. You have
Megan Kelly and Charlie Kirk now doing a similar thing.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Now.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
I think in this version, Charlie Kirk and Megan Kelly
are trying to communicate to the White House, y'all need
to fucking do something because we're losing them. This one
has a different tone because they like they very much
are basically trying to sort of present a camera that
this is something that needs to be handled or needs
to be considered.

Speaker 9 (40:30):
Well, this is the first big scandal, i'd say, of
the Trump administration that's on team rational. It's not a
fake media scandal like the left tries to create for
President Trump every other day. It's one of the right
zone making and it's not going well. And it has
to do with Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah, let me just ask you,

(40:52):
make some noise if you care about the Jeffrey Epstein scandal,
make some motherfucking.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
No fucking noise for Jeffrey Beach in the house.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Okay, so they got why's this?

Speaker 3 (41:08):
And then Charlie Kirk follows, U, up, raise your hand
if it matters a lot to you, raise your hand
every hand, So every hand of seven thousand people.

Speaker 9 (41:16):
Everybody cares a lot.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
I said a lot, every hand.

Speaker 9 (41:20):
Here's what I think is happening.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
So it's happening. Explain it.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Yeah, no, she goes I mean again, she's just saying,
this is something. You know, where are we at with
the transparency. She goes on to use this to attack
Pam Bondy.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Yeah, it's all Pam Bondy.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Which is the one we loves attacking other women. Megan
Kelly is like, you know what, I am a I'm
a feminist and I am in solidarity with all women. Panm.
Bondy is a loose cunt who needs to die in
a wood chipper. Okay, and it needs to be said exactly.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
She does this with every woman who isn't her exactly
to Jack's point. So it's so funny, yes, because Bondi's
taking the heat. So a lot of people are like,
all right, you're gonna have to cut Bondi out. But
of course, you know the problem is they just needed
to pay one. They clearly needed to pay Bongino and
Cash way more money than they were already paying them. M.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Yeah, we're like talking to them. I mean it just
feels like it's like incompetent, Like they're not like you
said they they are not. These are not deep state
like operators who are like, okay, you've been read in
and now like this is like complete transparency with or
you know you're inside the black like the These are
just people who are fucking so loose and unprofessional, unprofessional

(42:39):
I guess would be the word. Oh, Jackie's undisciplined. That like,
it's just anything like this is going to be a real,
a real problem for them.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Well because again, which is great being again its great,
but being a conspiracy theory clout chaser is so shortsighted
that you keep going, oh shit.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
When I talk that shit, they like that. Washington keep
talking that shit. Don't keep talking that. We keep talking
that shit.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
And then one day you catch the fucking car and
now you're like you were in the car.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah, are in the car and under the car.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
I am the car. I'm driving the car. I was
just saying about how the FBI director would have the files.
You're like, I'm the fucking car now. So again over
the weekend, apparently.

Speaker 11 (43:22):
Dan Bongian style car it voiced yours. Oh my god,
I'm the Epstein files. So this is this from Axios quote.
Not only did Bongino take Friday off and threaten to quit,
some believed Patel, the FBI director, might leave with him.
So Trump quote had a frank conversation with Patel. Source
familiar with the discussion said Vice President Vance spoke repeatedly

(43:45):
to Patel and Bongino to try and contain the fallout.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Two sources said.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Patel then issued a statement on x Saturday that he
was staying and administration officials expect Bongino to return to work,
at least for a short time. Trump told reporter Sunday
he had spoken earlier to Bongino and called him a
very good guy. Dan has made it clear that he
can't stand Pam, and Pam has made it clear that
she can't stand Dan.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
So here we are.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
This is what one administration of that's Trump. So it's
DJ versus FBI.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Great guy. I love his pizza roles.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
I mean, say what you will. The FBI is not
closer to Trump than the DJ. The DOJ is the
right hand operative man of all of Trump's lawlessness right now.
So you can get mad at Pam Bondi all you want,
but the reality is, yeah, they're not in on these discussions.
Pam Bondi has been the vehicle to, you know, deport

(44:37):
people like Kilmar Brego Garcia to al Salvador and a
bunch of other innocent people. So why all you want,
But they did the I mean to me, they did
the fucking cover up. Which is why it's so funny
that everyone's mad at Pam Bondi because it's like, well,
she's she. You should be in favor of Pam Bondi
because she's helping your boy stay out of trouble. And

(44:58):
the reality is watching all the these right wingers blail
as to what their line is going to be is fascinating, right,
because it's like they don't know what to tell their listeners,
and they don't want to lose their listeners, so they're
sweating because they're like, we're gonna have to but all
they have to do. I mean, i might sound crazy
to some people, but I've read stuff. I've listened to

(45:19):
interviews with former Sports Illustrated model Stacey Williams, who was
Epstein's girlfriend, who said Epstein then introduced her to Trump
and then Trump immediately fondled her and started kissing her
in front of Epstein, and it grossed her out and
made it seem like it was a sick game between
the two of them. Yeah, because they did that shit
all the time. There's a beauty queen from like fucking
Sweden who Epstein helped send to New York to be

(45:42):
part of one of the Miss Universe or Miss America,
whatever the hell pageants that Trump was running, same exact
thing happened, and this woman was like no thanks, and
like left but like it's everywhere. You just have to
actually report on it and talk about it. And I
understand mainstream liberal news doesn't want to do it. Soon
as Epstein died. As soon as Epstein died, they didn't

(46:03):
talk about it at all, which really was a disservice
to the victims. It really because they were on it
every fucking week. It was talking about Epstein, and then
as soon as he died, it was like case closed
and it was suspicious. But then the right wingers picked
it up right because, you know, because it was still
there and no one was talking about it anymore. And
also they're deeply obsessed with underage sex like they're you know,

(46:24):
they're fucking creeps themselves. It's not like they want to
go after the sex traffickers. They're like, what does it
take to be a sex trafficker? Like I feel like
they're I don't know, I think they have other motives. Anyway,
we should move on, but I clearly we need.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Like so this scandal has gone through like twenty nineteen
and through the Biden administrate, like somebody knows what's what's
in those files, you know, like who is not part
like currently part of the Trump administration. We need like
a modern deep throat or whatever porn metaphor would be

(46:59):
more appropriate to the modern day, Like we need somebody
to like create the story that like people want to read.
There's never been a greater need for like some reporting
and some anonymous sources. And you know, i'ious, yeah, I
feel like you're right that it would be it would
not be able to come out of like the New

(47:20):
York Times or like the Washington Post or some shit
like that, because like they they would be like this
is Tawdrey, you know.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Exactly, that's why they don't cover it. And even Michael
Wolfe is seen as Tawdrey and it's like maybe he
is or Bud he also had like many many interviews
with ebscene.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
So yeah, any we'll.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
See how they try and spin out of it, because
you know, like the whole thing is they always have
to redirect the anger at some way because it can
never be anyone's fault and it just ends like they
always say'd be like, oh it's not bad, it's this person.
It's this person. It's man, that's what they're covering it.
But they're they're fast approaching, like the wall here.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Freaking BONDI man, for some reason, she just and we
have no idea who she was trying to protect. Probably
the Clintons, but yeah, she definitely it was her.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Well whoever's still a lot. I mean, you've got Gates
and Clinton. They're like they're like thank.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
God, Yeah, yeah, I bet they're I bet they're not
sleeping super well. I bet they're sleep tracking devices are
being like, yeah, I had the first bad night sleeping decades, sir.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Are you thinking about Epstein again?

Speaker 2 (48:28):
No, No, let's take a quick break. We'll come back
and we're back, and we're back, folks, and we're back.
Jd Vance. Brave, Yeah, brave hero. You know went out

(48:54):
presumably flew in to an airport in the hell hole
that is Los Angeles. Yep, ye, absolute fucking post apocalyptic landscape.
If you watch Fox News with his family and because
he had to go to Disneyland, why do you go
to Disneyland?

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Disney World, I know, isn't Yeah, I'm like, bro of
all the why are you coming?

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Why are you coming out to Cali?

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Bro to the lands there might have got more ship
at World than they do at Land.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
There was something else happening here. I don't know why
you have come all the way here.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
I wonder if because he thought he would be around
more maga people in Florida who would give him ship
about the Epstein things. He's like, I'll handle liberal booze
and disney Land versus hearing from maga people.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Who are upset. I don't know either way.

Speaker 7 (49:46):
Either way, either.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Way booze is that George Clooney's tequila brand? Wow? Anyways,
time folks and Francisca, any of these that you want
to use for your Yeah, oh yeah, you look you
look like you're busily writing them down.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
And he's trying to put an internet cable out of
our computer.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
I'm around he So he went to Disneyland with his family,
which is and like, didn't they didn't close it down.
So I feel like there was a conversation that happened
where he was like, no, we're going to be like
nom just normal family at Disneyland. We don't have to, like,

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we want our kids to feel normal, to grow up
in a normal world, so we're not going to close
it down. And so they end up walking around Disneyland
that's open ish, like every part of the park that
they go to gets shut down, creating massive lines for
anybody who's like trying to who didn't know that the

(50:51):
ship was going to be happening.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
And then everyone goes, wait, what what's going on? Why
are we getting kicked out? Like jd Vance is here,
and I'm sure every person said, oh great, I love
that because I'm already paying seven thousand dollars to be
at a Disney park right now that now I'm waiting
even longer because jd Vance wants to do a Jungle cruise.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
The people had the fast Pass one or whatever, like
right right like there their time slot to go and
do the Indiana Droones.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Ride and or like fu yeah yeah, jd Vance has
decided to enter it. We also got to see what
it looks like when he runs, and it like people say,
this person runs like they have a ship in their pants,
that this person runs like I feel like this could
be submitted as forensic evidence.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Was trying to get what was he what is he doing?
He looks like he's saving someone.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
He looks like he is just his pants and is
running to.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
He he looks like it's feeding time. Maybe it's just
because the backup like at the gorilla portion enclosure, the
gorilla enclosure.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
And he's really moving that upper body though he's like
Millie Rocket or some shit for him.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
But the legs are really heavy, heavy legs. I don't
know if it was just leg day or if he
literally just should his pants was trying not to keep
it from like leaking out the cuffs of his pants.
But this is just he Yeah, I just I feel
like this whole thing is him forcing like almost like
a Truman Show reality where he's like, see, kids, this

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is normal. This is what Disneyland is like, it's still open.
And meanwhile, it's just like ruining all these people who
who are just like now unwitting props, like they had
no idea they were gonna have to well play the
normal people in this fantasy of JD. Vance. And I
mean that he's like trying to do for his kids.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Yeah, not even I just I saw like a clip
of just people being like just booing while he was
walking through too, not like deafening, but audible, like if
you're a child, you're like, oh, what what, what's my situation?
Exactly because they're you know, they're they're not like super old, right,
I'm not. I'm sure they're not like going on Reddit
or some shit yet or maybe who knows, maybe they are,

(52:59):
but like just that experience for your own kids, like
you don't want to just even as a parent, you're
like whatever, I'm going to insist that we look normal,
even if that means you're subjected to like a very
chaotic environment where people are saying we suck as people.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
I don't think that people who govern us are entitled
to peace right and I sure as shit don't think
they're entitled to a family fucking vacation in Disneyland, in
a state that is being terrorized by Donald Trump, and
he openly admitted that I've invaded Californiam attacking California. So

(53:36):
I know people, you know, they're with their family, they got.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Their family, don't boo them.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
I'm just saying, bro, you should know better, bro, because
it's smoke funning.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Oh yeah, no, I'm saying just like you can know,
I can hear the discourse around it's wrong to do this,
and these are still people. And you know, we saw
Ted Cruz on vacation in Greece, while you know, Texas
was flooding the other week, but he went on vacation.
These are people who going bon just after they've cut
medicaid away from however, many millions of people. And you're

(54:06):
like you, oh, so you could go on your break,
So you go on your shimmer break. Yeah, and like
they have no shame. Like to me, I would feel
so much shame going to fucking Disneyland. I would go
camping if I were that much of a ghoul, or
like somewhere remote. But going to Disneyland is just like,
oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
It's open, Like wow, it's open.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Well, what is they supposed to I mean, what do
they pay to shut it down?

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Yeah, that's our money all the time. You know. I'm
just like, I feel like he's trying to prove something.
That's the that's the one sure, you know.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Yeah, he's just trying to fucking just pedal to the metal,
just get through it. And I think maybe he's probably
trying to insist on some level that he's it's okay,
like that he can, but it is rotten. The rot
will not reach him when it will and truly has.
And yeah, of course, I mean we all grew up.
We all remember those first memories of us going to
Disneyland with our parents and being surrounded by dudes and

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under armor polos who have machine guns and backpacks.

Speaker 12 (55:03):
Yeah, yeah, they like them in toats. I feel like
they were like, okay, this is what like this one
guy looks like he's getting a toat and exactly clearly
full of can't have the draco just fully out like that,
So I'm gonna I'm gonna wrap a canvas bag over
this fucking oozie or whatever the fuck I'm holding?

Speaker 1 (55:20):
What for security? Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Yeah, Yeah, there's like Secret Service officers around them, just
blending in, like dressed like somebody who would be at Disneyland.
But then you can see the earpiece and they also
have what's in Yeah what BLD like gold snacks for
the kids. Obviously we're at Disneyland. We got Caprice sons

(55:42):
in here.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
We got some goldfish crackers uh ar fifteen and some
nerd rope clusters.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
I mean, I feel like there might have just been
a keep Calm and carry on like memo that went
out to Trump and a dvance because Trump was like
at a FIFA World Cup match, he's like getting on
stage for the trophy acceptance and just not refusing to leave.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
So what is the Club World Cup? So I saw
the headline of like World Cup.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Excuse me, yeah, it's they do it as well. Now
it happens every year, but this it's in the US
specifically because like I sort of warm up to next
year is what will be a disastrous World Cup in
the United States.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
And so basically it's like the top.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Club teams from the different different sort of what's the
word I'm with South America conferences. Yeah, so like you'll
have teams from like Brazil playing Chelsea Football Club from London,
or playing Paris sanser Man who's owned by the Katari
Investment Group or whatever. So all of them are playing.
So it's like meant to be, like the top teams

(56:46):
are all facing off. And anyway, the finale was in
New Jersey and of course mister Donald was there and
he's again they're doing the national anthem. The camera cuts
to him and people are just booing because of course
here's will sound by to that.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Beautiful you.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
I mean, I don't again, I don't know what you expected.
We're talking about football. The fucking world's game that regularly
is about getting people from all over together to like
celebrate like the one thing, or even these club teams
themselves are a tapestry of all different nationalities toge.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
I do know that football fans will sing songs sometimes
instead of like doing the standard cheers that casual American
sports fans do. So I think this was actually them
singing the opening chords of you You Got what I Need?

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And he's a great president and he's
a great president.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Maybe I think I wanted and I needed more of
like the whistling because like in Latin America, you see somebody,
it's not boo, it's wish whistle loud.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Yeah, definitely a you audience there. That was just you know,
showcasing their displeasure.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
That was probably what they were channing you.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Essay, Yeah, that's what they were saying. It's so resounding,
Like it is interesting to like actually watch the videos
or hear the videos because you're you know, the headline's
always going to be oh, booed whatever, But that was
insane amounts of booing. And you're right, Miles, it's like
there's nothing more un American in Maga's mind than World Cup.

(58:27):
Soccer world grows, you know, like there's a world are
you kidding me? Which is so ironic because again, we
are hosting it next year and it will be a disaster.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
And a sport that we famously are not good at.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Yet yes, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
So of course they're like, oh, I'm excited for the
refereeing to be rigged to the point where the US
ties right VERSUS loses mostly Hey, you never know.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
You know, I mean again.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
That's the other thing though, too, is like the US
is only getting better because of our embracing of the
children of immigrants who come to this country with the
real the fucking excitement for the game of soccer. Which
that's the thing that is making this team better. It's
not because like.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
We have a bunch of dual nationals, right, is a
bunch of like still lunch of German and.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Bunch of kids born on military bases in Europe, Like
that's why.

Speaker 10 (59:20):
The fucking team is Okay, it's not because fucking you
know Colin from fucking en.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Semo is Alexi law. He's a fucking loser. Anyway, This
is the moment though afterwards, so Chelsea beat PSG in
the final and Trump is bringing the trophy on stage.
All again. This is a huge moment when the truth,
like the norms of lifting a trophy after a soccer
tournament is the people who are, you know, putting the

(59:48):
tournament on, give you the trophy and you get the
fuck off the stage. So the photo will be the
captain lifting the trophy above their head and everyone's screaming.
You never see a fucking person. You don't even see
the fucking coach in those images. It's the squad and
here's Trump giving the fucking uh trophy out. But again

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you see it Rhys James, who's the captain of Chelsea,
and then another player, Cole Palmer, and even like Mark
Couchurea who's a Spanish player. They're like, what the fuck
is this guy doing. So he's like, get off the stage.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Look at Mark cookarea. He's like, oh yeah, this dude
is grimacing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
And is it Infantino? Is that the FIFA head he
was like trying to usher him off. Yes, And he's
like the reporting is like, oh Trump didn't notice, no, no, no, no,
he absolutely and.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Then watch this so this this why dude right here
he's Cole Palmer. He's like, the fuck is this guy doing?
The guy with the trophy. You'll see him say are
you leaving? Are you gonna leave? Are you gonna leave? No,
and like look at Cole Palmer, He's like, what the
fuck is this? He's look he said, what bro, What's
what's man's doing up here?

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Anyway? He had their He looks at Trump and says,
are you and looks the direction that he's looking to
see who he's talking to, Like talking to bro, That's
that's me all day.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
It's just amazing that, like this is the Club World Cup,
but like that any champion in the United States his
reward will be fucking Donald Trump with his goofy ass
red tie and his ill fitting suit and his dumb
ass hair out there in your shot. Yeah, well you're
trying to celebrate. Like that's terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
It's like for people who don't quite understand like why
this is, especially like every soccer fan, football fanner on.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
The road is like, get the fuck off the streage.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
It's like if you're at a wedding and the efficient
is like okay, like they're announcing the couple and he
said you may kiss the bride or whatever and then
then getting in the middle of the Yeah they kissed,
Like turn around and watch them kiss like they got
Jack Nicholson front row at the Lake Show type seats
to that, and it was like, Yo.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Get the fuck out the world. Are you fucking doing, bro,
It's ain't about you right now.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Also fun fact, the trophy that Reeves James lifted that
was a fucking replica because Trump wanted to keep the
original one. What Yes, He's like, I like that, I
want to keep it, and they're like, oh, well, this
is a thing. They're like, so they had to cook
up a replica for them to lift that for the
fucking after the final on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
So yeah, all around.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
So we're gonna see like the Club Trophy in his
the White House.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
I think it's in the Oval and I think so.
I think the World Cup is in the Oval too.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
And the Stanley Cup presumably he'll have in there too. Yeah,
because you couldn't. I will, yeah, I will say, like
I feel like you could. He he loves to like
bring people around and be like see that that's Mike
Tyson's boxing glove. Used it in a match that's not
Mike Tyson's boxing gloves, like there are like thousands upon

(01:02:52):
thousands of like Mike Tyson used that in a in
an actual match gloves out there that like, no, no,
it's not And he's like he'd be about the easiest
person to fool in the world. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
I mean, this is just so funny because when he
saw it, he was like, ooh, look at this big
old golden orb and then he was like, I think
I'd like to keep it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
He's like, he's just a child. It's like when you
go shopping for a birthday present and like you have
to get something. The kid has to get a toy
as well. You know when you were little and you're like, no,
but I want to No, it's a gift. It's not
for you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
It's not your bath.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
That's like in Hey Herman when he's like on your.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Bike pee wee yes, he's he's got.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Big Where are they hosing him down? Is like one
of my favorite lines ever.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Amazing Well, Francesca, such a pleasure having you as always
on the podcast Where Can People Find You? Follow you
all that good stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Franni Fio, f R and I Fio on YouTube and
on Instagram and on god TikTok is so awful. But
I mean, yes, I'm there. I mean it's not awful.
I just don't understand it. And yes, come see me
live in Seattle August first and second Laughs Comedy and
then Rainier Arts Center on the second for the Situation
Room with Ijoma Uluu and Matt Leeb. And then I'll

(01:04:14):
be here in La at Pasadena Ice House. Fuck ice,
but embraced the ice House on Saturday August there Waterhouse
for my show New World Disorder, which has been really
really fun. Oh yeah, is this the time where I
talk about what I this is? I know?

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
This is there a work of media that you've been
there you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Go, there's just a tweet by Clara. Clara underscore s Jo.
Maybe Epstein killed himself because he had no clients.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
So when business is tough, people make some.

Speaker 10 (01:04:47):
You just you know, so stupid to say that ship
just like last day and I was like, they're gonna
say that Epstein was a hero.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
The Greg Kelly did that shit on Newsmax.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Oh, that he was a hero.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Yeah, he said, I.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Don't know, maybe this guy was a patriot, you know,
I mean, why would the head of the why would
people in the CIA be visiting with him. Oh boy,
maybe because he was using this blackmail to leverage our
adversaries and we still hold that leverage and he was
doing it. Yeah, he bent his brain up into a wow. Yeah,
they're gonna try.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
That's every angle. Yeah, Miles, where can people find you
as their work?

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
A media enjoying Find me everywhere at Miles of Gray.
You can also find me on the ninety day Fiance
show four to twenty Day Fiance with Sophia Alexander talking
on ninety Day Fiance. A work of media I likes
from at Gilbert Jason o dot beskuy Do on social
It's a picture from this Rama manual interview on CNN.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
I've got one office left in me. Yeah, exactly, Okay,
fuck up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
The lower third says Rama Manuel and the path forward
for Democrats, and then on the screen there's a QR
code that's a scan here for full interview the ram
Emanuel and Jason posted. They're calling it the least scanned
QR code of all time.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
She got me, man, Let's see some tweets. I've been
enjoying Alphie at Alphie and XO tweeted, well, well, well
if it isn't the bridge I said I'd crossed when
I came to it. Mike Kobraman tweeted, I'll never forget

(01:06:36):
when Tracy Chapman came into my office with her new
novelty song, farked car. I said, kid, you changed the
first R two an s, slow down the music at
least two times, and you got a hit, just like
the idea there. It's really fast too. And oh and
then Franklin Leonard, guest on the show tweeted, narratively speaking,

(01:06:57):
the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the Free
j six protesters storming the White House to demand the
release of the Epstein files. Wow, I do that is
that's how the story ends.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
I really actually think that the Mark Kelly thing is
the only way out of it for them, for real,
for real, The longs to make him look like a hero.
If they generate Epstein posthumously, like if actually they show
that he was someone, show he was framed to make
him look like a good guy, then then Trump can

(01:07:30):
be associated, you know what I mean? Like, but again,
then you miss out on the Clinton and the Gates
and whoever else they want to nab hold on.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
I mean Clinton, Jack, you weren't there. And for people
that missed it, I'm just gonna play because it is
it's wild to even hear this. And again, Mark Kelly
was an astronaut. Okay, Greg Kelly is the host of
This is the Epstein? What happened?

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
And who the hell is this guy?

Speaker 8 (01:07:52):
The stuff that has not been emphasized enough this all
was possibly a guy who was working for the Central
Intelligence Agency was in aging in sexual blackmail, blackmailing our adversaries,
and we still have leverage over our adversaries. And that's
why they can't reveal all the information.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, we've got a hero on
our head. And then he goes a scene who doesn't
even have a company.

Speaker 8 (01:08:18):
I think it was because Epstein was working for these guys.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Who knows. Maybe Epstein is a patriot for Christ. Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
So you're saying the CIA uses fourteen year old honey traps.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Don't look into that bar. Is called patriotism.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
See the dream is now collapsing because you actually you
need me on that wall, Francesca. You need me on
that wall to quote a few good men. You need
me on that wall. In trapping Saudi dissidents with fort
but I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
I mean, yes, that's what I'm saying about their flailing.
It's like, at least bless them for like trying have
a new line because they don't know what the fucking
line is because the line's not coming down. They're hitting
the button and they're like, where's my Pellett, where's my Pellett?
And if the pellet's not coming down?

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Yeah, he really he thinks he can. Just who is
that even nobody, nobody cares about her anymore? His way
out of this? Yeah, really respected And by that I
mean I don't respect it at all. You can find
me on Twitter at Jack Underscore o Brian on Blue
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Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, Look I said, listen to the Clips
album on Friday because it came out. There's a track
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it's it's doing my head in because I think it's great.
The stove God Cooks first, the hook on it fantastic.
So this is Fight Goo by Clips featuring Stole God

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Cooks and you know, and if you don't like cocaine rap,
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