My WeeWee Is Bigly! CEO = Cocaine Energy Officer 12.09.25

In episode 1976, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and host of Never Seen It, and creator of Boast Rattle, Kyle Ayers, to discuss… Palantir CEO Out of His Mind On Stimulants, MTG - The Rebrand Is Not Going That Great? JD Vance - Trump Said My Wee Wee Is Bigly, Matthew Lillard Claps Back … By Saying My Feelings Are Hurt and more!

1. CEO of PALANTIR Alex Karp is FLYING
2. MTG - The Rebrand Is Not Going That Great?
3. JD Vance - Trump Said My Wee Wee Is Bigly

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
How is the how the Chiefs doing.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh it's bad, but that's okay, Okay they've been could you.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Know Miles doesn't follow That wasn't him being like.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
An Oh, it's been like a nightmare season of just
crazy injuries. Who's gonna Who's gonna go to the super Bowl?
Who I think the Bills are going to win the
Super Bowl?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh? You think so?

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Well?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
There will be no Lamar Jackson, no Joe Burrow, no
Patrick Mahomes in the AFC playoffs. Everything is set up
for the Golden Trip or the Bills will lose the
super Bowl, and.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Uh, it'll be funnier. That'll be even funnier. Yeah, that's
the I have a I know a couple of Bills
backers who I'm always like, got it just for you, man?
I hope, I hope you get something. You know.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
There's I think if the Bills win the super Bowl,
the bigger, a bigger percentage of people in that county
will die the month after that than has ever happened before.
And it'll be like a combination of just a celebration
that will be a night marri in February and Buffalo
and just people who were like fade out like Infinity War,

(01:08):
like just you know all. I mean, if you look
at what happened in the North Side of Chicago in
twenty sixteen as well of people who are just like
it's done and they just sort of like fall apart
in their apartment that was one and eight dollars and
they got it. Yeah, bye bye bye bye.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
There are some Bears fans doing that right now.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
And we've only won nine games. It's the fact that
we've won.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
We won nine games, and people are like, this is
the best team we've had in like three decades.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, everyone's going to roam to where the stadium will
be in five years and just stand there, yeah, right
right right.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Where if anyone.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
They've definitely done studies on how people vote after a win,
like a big win. I think people are more likely
to vote for an incumbent if their local team wins
because they've just got more dopamine pumping.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Through what Josh All he did. He made the Chiefs
good by making them signers and Buker to a long contract.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
It's like, we're not not a rational no, no, I think.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I think it's the governor's fault. Even though the last
time the Chiefs won the Super Bowl, their parade wasn't
exactly safe.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh yeah, that's right. There's that shooting that broke out, right. Yeah,
someone died. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Someone dies. It's the mayor's fault. Everyone lives. It's the
governor's success. That's how the rules.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
But I wonder if anybody's ever done like mortality rate
following a big championship.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I think that it can't be news in Philadelphia for sure.
There has to be a lot of.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Er visits from because like falling off of fucking light poles,
crashing their cars, injuring themselves, doing dumb shit. So yeah,
I definitely all.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Of the examples you just mentioned. I was thinking of
different people in Philadelphia, like one person in Boston.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Sorry, I was envisioning entirely Philadelphia sports.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Definitely, Philadelphia is like we have to grease the polls
because the Flyers might win six straight just regular season games,
not even playoff games. They're just like, the Flyers are
kind of having a good month. We should probably grease
the light poles.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
I bet it doesn't help greasing the light poles in Philadelphia.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I bet they still overcome what is that one Bills
had I see people wearing that looks like a crude
drawing of the logo that people are rocking. Have you
you see guys seen this? You see?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
How has he heard about this?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
There's a Bill's hat that like I've seen it. Oh,
I guess Josh Allen drew a picture of the low
and then it went viral and now like they make
the hat and everyone's was it Josh.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Allen or was it a was it him? Or was
it a kid drew a picture of it and got
made fun of at school? That's what I think it is.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Oh? Is that what it was by Josh Allen?

Speaker 2 (03:46):
That's supposed to be Josh Allen. That's the problem.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Josh Allen went to his school and made fun of
him personally.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Maybe it would be so funny Josh Allen ripped off
a child's art and now.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
He's making millions of dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
It just sounds like this kid drew my wife in sinners,
so I got to get back at her.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh, no, it is it is is Josh Allen drew
it and then while they're doing it with like kids,
to be like this actually works with the child. I
don't know why.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
It's crazy to see you reading about a child with
muscular dystrophy on stupiddope dot com.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
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(04:47):
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(05:08):
in the title. It's Tuesday, December ninth. You know what
that means, Jack, You know I know what that means.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
It's Lunafisk Day, the lovable Scandinavian fish that everyone loves
eating and viral challenges. Also Christmas Card Day, National pastry Day. Yep,
there it is.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
I wish my national food was so good that it
was a viral challenge just to keep it down.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, that's the one that people are like ammonia. I
can't really tell, Lie, I can't really tell exactly what
cleaning products this is. Reminded me it's live, Okay, it's soaked,
and Lie, is how that's made? Yeah, the thing that's
used to dissolve bodies. Correct, Sure, it's up to you.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
It's I mean, it's all about the it's about the ratios, man,
I prefer yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
My name is Jack O'Brien aka Potatoes O'Brien, and I'm
thrilled to be joined as always by my co host,
mister Miles.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Grass, Miles Gray, the Lord of Lancersham, the showgun with
no gun, just just counting down the days until Old
Santa comes down the chimney. You know, I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
I'm still a little math at my house today. What
do you mean, figure out how many days till Christmas?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
You said math doing a little man?

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah, its through a math problem.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
I was saying of the Alex carp Pallenteer video. So
I got a little bit confused. But yeah, I'm like,
I'm right now, like now that my kid can articulate
stuff that he like wants, I'm I'm full on trying
to restrain myself. But he's so into cars. Dude, like,
I just want to turn my kid into Lightning McQueen.
If he could turn himself into Lightning McQueen, I think
he would. I'm a little worried because he always the.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Elective surgeries that are available.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Well, I taped I taped a bumper to his torso
and he didn't think it was too heavy or whatever
he got to say. So I was like, this is
not how Lightning would talk about these days.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, yeah, explaining is a closer. Okay, it doesn't complain
the second you start turning him into a car.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Miles.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
We're thrilled to be joined in our third seat by
a very funny stand up comedian, writer, actor, producer, creator
of boast Rattle, a compliment contest and Never Seen It,
a podcast where famous comedians rewrite classic movies they've never seen.
You can and should go stream his special Happiness and
you can catch his show live in La on January
nineteenth and at Sketchfest in San Francisco. Welcome back to

(07:37):
the show The Hilarious Kyle.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Thank you, thanks for you know, it's good to be here.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Great to see you, great to see you, great to
see it.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Great, nice to hear about your fender bender, affirming care
that you've been giving out.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep. He always wants to drive,
is the thing, and you gotta let him. I used
to just be like, God, i was just you know,
turn the car off. I'm like, let in the driver's seat,
you know, like basic, I'm driving the car quote unquote.
But now he's like turned the engine on, and I'm like, yo,
noull what.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
He's realized You've been giving him an unplugged controller this entire.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Time, exactly.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
The equivalent has been no quarters in the arcade because
he watches me drive and he's like trying to work
the gear shift and stuff.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
I'm like, oh, hell no, bro, this is not this
is not how it's happening. He still doesn't know how
to turn the car on. Luckily, I keep telling him
the hazard light button is how he turned the car on,
and he's like, I want to turn on. I'm like,
I don't know, man, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
He's like a viral for that. Yeah, Like it would
just like be famous on the internet for driving a
car two blocks to get to the store or something.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah, yeah, right, steal his parents car. So there's some
great early internet videos of like cops chasing down a
person and then they come to the door.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
His parents wouldn't take him to McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Did you guys ever have like those kids who would
drive their friends cars like when they were like when
they weren't around, Like, yo, dude, you want to take
the car out and you're like fourteen.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
There's a big trend in eighth grade in Kentucky to
steal your parents car. Oh really, yeah, I definitely we
did that. I did cheeky rides to like Blockbuster, like
that was like up the street. I wasn't driving with
my friend, who was like completely a wild ass.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Kid, was like, dude, my mom's gone, let's go to
a Blockbuster. And we're like fuck yeah. We get in
the car like we were fucking twenty. It was crazy.
We were fourteen? How old by fourteen? Fourteen fifteen? Oh wow?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah, yeah, I don't think so. I mean my dad
drove like a massive, long oldtimobile. I just created the
car Mike erman Trout drove in Breaking Bad and Better
Calls All. It was the car my dad had. So
I was afraid to drive. It's like you're driving the
Edmund Fitzgerald down the road like steering was to go
around once just to get or go take a right turn.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah yeah, you need you need that like that trucker
on this one to go around. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
I look like the big timers every time I go
around a corner. The amount that I'm like doing this,
that's a reference that's getting even older. Uh, it's hard
to push the pedal in my Gator boots, you know.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, thank you the pimped out Gucci suit.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
I was very scared of driving cars when I was
a kid. I was like, I had a recurring Nightmary.
I think this came from my mom. I think this
is a pretty common thing that you would just like
leave the kids in the car and like go into
the store real quick, like with the you know, crack
any radio on. I don't think like a window good town,

(10:22):
and I would have I had a recurring nightmare when
I was a kid that the car would take off
with me in it. So even into you know, driving age,
I was very I was very scared.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Of There's a lot of sentient car media for kids,
so you would get even the best of them half
the time turn into the bad guy, you know what
I mean. So you need to whether you've been deceptive
in some sort of way.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, Victor points out that I might have just been
clairvoyant and I might have seen the way mons coming.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
You know, Oh that's true.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah, yeah, Stephen King invented those ships well, incredibly high
on cocaine.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
A Yeah, something's ever made more sense than everything we've
learned about him since seeing anything he wrote. Right right,
You've never had to like pitch me twice on actually
do you know Stephen King? I guessed, I guess he was. Yeah,
oh yeah, that.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Makes sense, make sense.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
You know what they left out of the movie that
was in the books? I do and I don't. I'm
glad it's not in the movie.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
They got those people weren't on as much cocaine when
they were that Glad movies than books are, we all
would have had seen all these things that were in
the book.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Well, speaking on speaking of being on a lot of cocaine, Kyle,
not not you, Kyle. We're going to get to know
you a little bit better in the moment. But first,
speaking of being on a lot of cocaine, We're going
to talk about some stories that were covering today, and
we're kicking off with just there's not a ton to
say here other than that the pallanteer ceo whose face

(11:55):
I now know, I don't I don't know his name,
don't plan Alex carp Yeah, sure that's your name. He
was like, yeah, well let's go with that. Sure, Miles.
He was at the New York Times, like book what,
what's the.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Same place that Elon did? The what's my equipp The
people who don't want to advertise on Twitter, go fuck
yourself yourself. That guy is able to bring the fucking
wackiness out of these CEOs.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Without even same stage. A few years later, he was flying.
He was uncomfortably high. Yeah, he was John Leclair. He
was such a flyer. There you got Philadelphia Flyers reference.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
On mute.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
He just looks like a soccer manager arguing a non
call for an entire interview.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Who has to piece so bad?

Speaker 6 (12:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, the challenges be a football manager arguing the ref
but you cannot get out of your seat.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
No, you're not, you're you're not. You have a warning already. Yeah,
so it's him trying to not get tossed.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
So we'll talk about that video. We'll talk about a
sneak peak that we're getting of the post mega careers
of mega people and how they're going to try to
escape accountability. And we'll talk about the continued fallout of
Quentin Tarantino. Just going on a fucking drive by of
three very specific, seemingly randomly selected actors last week, we've

(13:23):
got the first response from one of them. All of
that plenty more, But first, Kyle, we do like to
ask our guest, what is something from your search history
that's revealing about who you are?

Speaker 2 (13:32):
This is the last thing I searched all the way through,
because usually my phone just hears my thoughts and tells
me what I was about search. The last thing I
searched all the way through. What is the Princess Diana
Beanie baby worth now?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Ah, God damn?

Speaker 3 (13:44):
All right, Mile and Miles the purple one. Yes, the Princess.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
No, no, they made an anatomically correct one of her,
with skin and everything, with.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Human skin and everything. All right, Miles, let's let's do
an over under see comes close.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
I remember when we did the Daily Zeitgeist live show
about nineteen ninety nine or two thousand, we looked it
up that I remember someone on eBay was asking for
tens of thousands of dollars for it, and it was
like they were not That was five years ago, so
I'll say, right now you're probably going for I'd imagine

(14:21):
the person who has it, though, is still tied to
the idea that it's worth. This is the fucking I
don't give a shit a Beanie Baby's art. This is
the Princess Diana Candle in the wind freaking remember Memorial one.
I'm gonna say, there's one out there that has to
be one out there.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
For at least like eight grand Oh, I'm going three
hundred and seventy five dollars.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Okay, Jack, you were so much closer. It is like
a few hundred dollars and these people I don't know
what they got. There are people trying to sell them
for hundreds of thousands of dollars. I learned all this
I just sort of on a whim. Just needed to
look this up. I was like thinking about my Pokemon
cards and stuff, and you start to remember all when
to get off and there's there's different types of beans

(15:01):
inside of them. There's like polyvinyl chloride, which is more
rare PVC beans than polyethylene beans, which they used later.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
All also horribly poisonous and that for the right.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
It's like it's like you could either get the lead
beans or the asbestos beans, and yeah, I keep some
beans under one of my teeth in case I'm ever
a hostage, I could correct. And then there's also earlier ones.
This is the best case is one that's made in Indonesia,
which is before they started making them in China. And
then there was like a with these PVC beans, the

(15:34):
polyvinyl chloride beans. And then there's a tag where there
was like a print on it a certain way, not
the not the tag on the ear, but like the
ones that were on the leg that just said like
made in Indonesia. There's one of those that has a
weird printing thing. Even all those best case scenarios, people
think those ones are worth a ton, but everyone, yeah,
you're not selling for a ton. They're just listed for

(15:55):
a ton.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Thinking about this diama on it.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, the Prince Andrew ones, whether those ones were all
just giving out to kids. I saw a thing about.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
It, and they don't be chosen.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Guy, it really was because they just made it.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Get back on top.

Speaker 7 (16:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
The tie was for thank you, that's what ye who
I was for on the side of that one, So
I don't know why I looked it up.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Nothing.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
You know, there used to be books like like there's
Beckett for sports cards to tell you what your cards
would be worth. These books were just lying and they
were like this one will is worth now five thousand
will be worth a million.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
That's what I said about to the point of you
said you mentioned your Pokemon cards. Are you looking to
exit the market or these just things that are so
near and dear just realizing the market might be at
the peak right now. And I'm I'm sitting on a
pretty hefty binder of first editions because I used to
play the game like it was all first generation when
once they made the team rocket like dark ones Ey.

(16:53):
That was my last one that I it's like three
two thousand was when I bought everything like pre two thousand.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Oh, so you're really you got that og. I was like, yeah,
the first rounds of them and to play the card game.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
What are we talking?

Speaker 2 (17:06):
What are you sitting on something like first diis holographic,
not that you're talking, but put a number of the
Blastoys Venus or machamp alec is AM's put a number
on it put a number on your collect there's a
there's only there's one, but not two commas in the number.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
But also this isn't like enough to pay off my
medical debt. Otherwise I would sure right get that, but
it is. I mean, it's probably like you know, this
is once you have to find someone to buy these. Yeah,
and I simply refuse to meet the person who would.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Right, there's that part of it.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, I simply refuse to let them know my email address.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah, like the chair companies, like I'm here to pick
up the boys.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, the Internet, it's probably like ten, ten, twelve, fifteen
grand I've oh shit, Okay.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Kyle, I'll just say this is something that I know,
having hosted a podcast with him, thousands of podcasts with them.
Anytime I hear Miles ask someone if they're looking to
get out the market on something, You're about to lose
your shirt.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
They're all they're like all mounted on my wall behind me,
wrapped like sneakers. At those stores I.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Can't afford to go in.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, yeah, sure, you can only look at the left
of Champ if you want to see both of them.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
I'll bring them out. But right, what is something you
think is overrated random medical advice from the internet.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Oh, yeah, what you get what you're looking at? I
see I collect random medical advice from the internet.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Are you getting like trigeminal neuralgia takes?

Speaker 2 (18:34):
So yeah, I got to try geminal neralgia and if
people have heard me, I'll talk about that a lot.
And it's what my comedy show is based off. Is
this like rare neurologic. I get it. It's I can't
even call it unsolicited because you put yourself out there
and you're you're like, you know, I nothing has worked.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
What do I do?

Speaker 2 (18:49):
That's soliciting, I guess. But it's like it's like soliciting
and like a Mormon blowing by my no soliciting sign.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (18:56):
It's we both know they shouldn't be there, and we
both know I don't want what they're selling, right, And uh,
I get I have one message if someone had sent
me that said, if you send me some of your blood,
which is an incredible way to like.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Open right, it's usually how we reach the show.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
And they were like, if you send me some of
your blood, I can do tests on it. Doctors won't
do mmm.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
I don't. I don't know that they'll be effective. Particularly.
I just know that doctors want you.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
If you remind me, I'll send you a because I
have a screenshot of it.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
But it's uh.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
It was also sent it like one twenty in the morning,
and I was just like, this is a vampire, Like,
this is only what a vampire would do, is like
hey you up?

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, hey wya where are you at? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:40):
WI A positive hopefully, because that's what we want.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Vampire with a very specific freak where they're just like, yeah,
I can only.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Do Maybe he has like some sort of like brain
issue where he needs to offset it with the blood
of someone suffering. I don't know exactly what that is.
All there's plenty of that.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
To go suffering. It tastes good.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he wants I have the veal of blood.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Yeah, the pain coursing through the body. That just gives
it a whole other texture to it.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
I love knowing that maybe he threw up when he
was bleeding.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
That's got to be wild too, because I mean I
read a lot of the stuff that you post too,
and it's very personal and you write really beautifully about
like your experience like that last one I read about
you like floating through space, Like that whole metaphor was
very like it touched me like in a way that
like sort of you articulating like that really gave me
an understanding of how difficult it can be to live

(20:37):
with trigenical noralgia. Like but when you get is it
just has it become normal like to express like because obviously,
like you know, so I post that pain chart that
obviously that the pain you experience is orders of magnitude
beyond these other physical sensations people experience that I can
only imagine that inspires so many people, probably coming from

(20:57):
a good place and probably being like, oh and I
used to get bad migraines. I would do this and
you're like you tried caffeine?

Speaker 2 (21:05):
You really yeah, everyone has told me to try and
cut out everything, right yeah yeah, yeah, yeah it is
you know, it just comes does come from a good
place and ultimately, which is I just kind of laugh,
you know, I read everything because you're desperation, and then
you're sort of like, you know, people want to relate

(21:25):
to you, and it's like if I'm trying to relate
to like Shack about basketball or something, you know, what
I mean. And I'm just like, yeah, man, yeah, it's
crazy how you can just go to Walmart and buy
the ball. And he's like, why don't what are you
talk like? I was like, yeah, but they sell the ball. Yeah, man,
I know what that's like, dude. Closet Yeah, right, right right,

(21:49):
it's it could not be. And he's like, you know,
my bed is bigger than your house, like it just
could not be, like a but you ultimately coming from
just wanting to help or wanting to be heard because
a lot of people we're going through something also sort
of feel like it's avoid all the time. And so
and I don't detest or even hold a knee of course,

(22:09):
sad feelings, malicious and tests are too strong of words
even for what I don't have. I'm just sort of like,
but at some point, when you get a million of things,
some of them are going to be people like you know,
I have bird bones, and and so you're just sort
of like, I don't know what to do now.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Like your bones are bird No, sorry I collect bird skeletons.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Sorry, I have to cover my bones with blindfolds or
monsters attack me. Bird box bones, bird box bones, And
if I buy them at the gas station. They're red
bird box bones.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
What is something you think is underrated?

Speaker 2 (22:44):
So I did a little bit here, but I also
say random medical advice from the internet, okay, and then
I have another thing for underrated as well. But some
of the stuff is helpful. That's why I read it all,
and that's why I'm appreciative of people reaching out and
being like, have you tried this? This is something that
can help you. So we kind of touched on it.
But the other thing I find underrated, This is what

(23:04):
I truly believe is photo Booth, the Mac app. Oh
it doesn't just using a capital P, capital B, the
app that remember when this used to be how the
only way we could be funny? Oh yeah, I'm trying
desperately to bring it back. One of the photos I
had put in the drop box for this episode is

(23:25):
me a photo alone in photo Booth on my computer
with no digestion.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Which music whimsical filter? Did you use? Stretch?

Speaker 6 (23:33):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
And that's what they all could be called. Yeah, but
they called one of them stretch, and then someone had
to work on writing the other ones. I we all
take for granted, all of these filters. It used to
be uh this. We were literally sitting here like am
I Andy Warhol right right, and you're like, this is
nothing like it now. Yeah, now there's a filter that

(23:56):
will make you look like soup. But it used to
just be am I pop bart.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
I remember like doing like the pencil one or like
glow and being like I'm a fucking visionary.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
The fact that this in MySpace like barely overlapped. That
was the golden time, a thing that did one thing.
If you have an old Mac and it's just been
sitting in your closet, go power it on and open
photo booth and you'll cry.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah, this is.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
What Apple's ad should be. This is they always have
some ad that makes you cry because they're like, remember
how time is passing? Have a phone or whatever? They
go open the oldest thing you have, open the photo
booth for and you will like, see I found pictures
of my my, my brother and his friends. And he's
ten years younger than me. And this was in twenty ten, right,

(24:45):
so he was like eleven, and I'm like, oh wow,
this is crazy photo booth bringing to them.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
I might have gotten quiet here because I just opened
photo booth on my phone.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Blockhead people.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
People like them don't do a lot. Some of them
are like but people you can click and move the
twist around, you could, but some of them don't do
a lot. And they may have stolen the Twitter bird
and used it as one of their moving in one dizzy. Yeah,
but it is like, let's let's let's have let's go
back to when everything did one thing, and you would like,
I'll go into photo booth and take a funny picture

(25:17):
and upload it to the website.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, because remember like that used to be the ship.
Like in the early Apple store days, you would go in,
fire up photo booth on an iMac, take some dumb photo,
flick it off, and then close it. Be like, dude,
the next person that opens this shit is going to
be like what oh yeah, and then yeah, moved on
with your day. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
And then it wants the phones because I worked there,
so you know, so when it's just once the phones
were everywhere on the floor. Uh, the new thing was
to uh wait, why did you put your real phone
number in there? We all can see it now. Yeah,
you know what I mean that sort of thing. But
I miss it. I missed photo booth. I mean maybe
it sounds like I just was sad. If I'm like,

(25:57):
I googled Princess Diana, medical pain and photo booth, it
sounds like I'm locking.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
That's the next one iTunes music visualizer.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
I need to horizontally put. It's just blowing in an
any S game is underrated.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, into a cartridge.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
We don't do a ton of screens, but this is
one of my seven or nine year old's favorite little
things to do, and endless fascination of just twisting their
face up and stuff.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
It's fun. Yeah, you have to do a little bit
of the work. It doesn't just make you look like
Thanos or whatever.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
You like.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
That's that's just that's what that looks like. I'm Ned Stark.
Walk before you run, kids. Even my examples of people are.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Old Ned Stark.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
I'm the guy who got.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
The brand new filter where they make you Ned Stark. Yeah,
the guy, and he dies in episode six or seven.
So the kids can get into it.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Get stubborn, you get like that that it cost benefit analysis.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, and then you put your name into the Adina
Menzel name generator.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
And now I look at myself in my own zom
window and I look weird.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
I'm like, what is that. Yeah, really looking at yourself
too deep? Now I'm actually seeing myself for the first
the real me that twisted me. Do you know what
I mean?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
No twist, If you look into photo booth too long,
a copy of Infinite Jests will show up behind you
and you'll turn around and it'll be gone.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Nose twist is actually how I see myself in reality,
Twirly knows at the beginning. Let's take a quick break.
We'll come back. We'll talk about that Poundeer CEO and
other stuff. We'll be right back, and we're back.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Greg Carp, Alex car Alex Carp, Alex Carp, CEO of
Palenteer Man the fucking company that's owning all of your
data and basically setting up the next or valanced there.
I mean, they already have it, but they're really they're really,
they're really put they put the tech in techno fascism.

(28:07):
For sure.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
He looks like if Taika joins the cast of Severance.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yes, yeah, he does. That's what I need. That is
exactly the thought it had, as he looks a little
like Taika. Wait I. Anytime I've seen him before, my
overall impression has been that he's seems unbothered. I'm like,
you should be more bothered by your role here in
this world. And you seem pretty blase about the ship

(28:35):
that is being used, the ship that your company is
doing to everyone. And yeah, this suddenly he seems very
bothered in this clip.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah, there's there's a couple. I don't even know which
one to start. Where there's one, let's just go the one.
Everyone's tired.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
There's like a thirty seven clip most thirty seven second
we're talking about it where I can't just try and
picture a man who has a combination of the most
painful hemorrhoids and he's just I think they call it
the jing when you're just when you're all geeked up,
you're just ginging.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Man, you're like all of that. He can't keep his
ass in the chair as he talks about god knows what.
But this is, this is, this is the CEO of Palentier.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Folks, decisions.

Speaker 8 (29:20):
When we began talking annoying each other ten years ago.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Hopefully.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
Again down again again when when when I made you
know this every decision palent your made FDS going.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
First of all to think of the most like out
of control, gesturing you could ever he.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Looks like being paid per emphatic hand gesture.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
It makes me feel like the guy who runs a
comedy club makes himself open every show. Oh wow, it's
like very much like the business guy performs right, right, right,
except this is drugs right here.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
He goes on, He's like the stuff we've done in.

Speaker 8 (30:01):
Public building products, no enterprise, large data sets going to government,
acknowledging American superiority, being pro mary cons and AI platform
like a question. AI models would actually be able to
perform with our orchestration.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
Every single one, every single are in topogy. Every single
one of those was.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Vietis okay, So that's him. He also goes on to
be like, I'm I'm the New York Times.

Speaker 7 (30:26):
Man.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
You guys are really messing up saying like we're doing
some like fascist stuff or whatever. You don't even know we're.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
This is just another I love the idea, Like you
guys are messing up saying we're doing this fast stuff.
We'll shut you down if you keep saying.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Which is keep trying that wield the men.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Some hours amount of power and money to shut down
what you're saying. If you keep saying we did but.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
That's when he started essentially says like, because you guys
don't know anything about tech, how can you rightfully describe
what we're doing as like fascistic? I think, and if
you're listening, I believe in your mission.

Speaker 9 (30:58):
When you write it illiterate article, you lose a lot
of credibility if people are technical. And that's just the
fact that article about us being a surveillance thing is
like where it's all implied what we do. Yeah, but
the problem is you lose credibility with anyone who goes
on the thing and then and that's damaging for our democracy.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
To ask you this again, look left and right.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
The one thing I would say to.

Speaker 8 (31:22):
People in the audience, Great, now a lot of you
think I'm right.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
And you know your spouse, your relative, you're charge. That's
when you already know when you do the thing where
clearly you're taking it.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Y'all know I'm right, I am no, I'm This commencement
speech was not going well, and it went all the
way in for I'm obsessed with someone the CEO of
a company using not a single proper noun while calling
people out in a very very long diatribe right right, right,
He did not know you're a single thing. He also
never denied any of it. He's like, it just makes

(31:54):
you look crazy when you say it. And also if
you can't do the reading, then it isn't because because
you got a tech. If you're not a tech, you wouldn't.
Is like, buddy, you said you sound like your output.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Right right right?

Speaker 5 (32:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah? Wait have you been taken over? Has your brain
been taken and yeah, I mean it's funny because that
guy is also like Alex Carper's like, yeah, maybe war
crimes should be illegal, and you're like, yeah, you're saying literally,
you don't. The thing's implied. Your words give everyone the
same idea of where you're headed with this company, and

(32:30):
it's like, yeah, we need to work with ice. You know.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
This is what was so unhinged about it was I
was reading the notes and stuff of this episode and
looking stuff up and there's not two articles referencing the
same part of the Unhinged rant. That's how crazy it is.
Every article referenced. And I'm like, these have to have
been over nine years. But because you know, you like
look up Trump, there's eighty stories and it's from all
different days. This is like every one of them came

(32:52):
out and within five hours, and it's like he talks
about he's too arrogant. He's talking about ice, he says,
legalized war crimes, He's talking about this neurodivergency. It's like
every single one of them is a completely He's pitching
his screenplay called die Harder, Like every single one of
them is like a diehardist, a completely different thing. But
it's all from the same speech. People just didn't know

(33:14):
what to pick take out of it.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah, is the mainstream media acknowledging that, like he seems
to be high and uncomfortable or how are they how
are they going about that?

Speaker 2 (33:24):
I would imagine no, because I bet they're all referencing
each other's articles from one person writing something.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
I think, Yeah, most things are like just like describing
literally what he did.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Like one like one Yahoo article sort of pointed out
it's like if you relate to his body language. And
then this viral video poundin Teer says it has a
new fellowship for you because what he did was like
we got this whole neurodivergent fellowship going on, and a
lot of people are like, please don't blame whatever is
going like don't try and describe whatever he's to do
neuro divergence like that is absolutely just villainous. Other one

(34:00):
he defends being an arrogant prick. It's like there's just
so many things, like to Kyle's point, where they're just like,
I don't know what this guy's talking about. I don't
know how many obviously are going to go out on
a limb and be like, is this guy fucking off
the shits right now?

Speaker 3 (34:13):
But can't stop interrupting the host can't stop interrupting himself. Yeah,
he's and and well, and then another thing is that
and that thing that I was gonna say is actually
arrogant prick.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Or whatever, And you're like, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
And also no one had said it. He just thought
about him about himself, Yeah, hearing himself talk, right, yeah
yeah yeah yeah, And well surely people will be thinking
this if they are paying any attention to right now.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
I mean there is like truly surrounding yourself with sickca
fans is like the rarest of drugs that truly only
a few people can afford. But combining that with cocaine
is really some like next level plane of existence type shit.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
All gas, no, breaks. It's yeah, is what we're seeing
with Donald Trump, you know, we're seeing it like just
all yes, men, speed it speeding up whatever lack of
impulse control they already had.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See if we could get this
thing to like break the sound barrier. Yeah, and bad ideas.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
You have this guy Huge Significantle Yeah right, yeah. The
Huge a company that contracts with the America. The US
government is out here just saying whackad nonsense and.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Computer Tiel like both get the purveyor because they're two
of the heads of this company that's been given like
all manner of access to all our personal information. Like
he they give the strangest interviews, interview like interviews where
you're like that is that is not a human? Like
that is the character that they shoot with the plasma

(35:47):
gun in Men in Black, like right before, where you're like,
this person seems weird, but don't shoot him, Agent Jay,
don't shoot him. Oh they were an alien the whole
time you're.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Saying that because they are trying to sell you trash
and their heads grow right, they're secretly smuggling weapons under
the guise of selling something else. They're exactly like the
guy from men in Black except not a good performance.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yeah, Men in Black is great. Yea, so good, Vincent.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
I think that's one thing that we can agree on,
both Palenteer and everyone in America. Men in Black is great.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
I think you guys over every episode should get ahead
of the curve and and and launch some sort of
new fellowship based on how you think one thing might
land from what you said in that episode. Just to
distract from how anything, I'm gonna launch a pun fellowship.
That's the one for a pun people who you know,
in case I make any pun that doesn't land quite
properly in heretore, I've already launched this fellowship to distract

(36:42):
the SEO. If you search kyl Ayer's bad pun.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
That's right, that's yeah, we'll call it.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Call it Punnits for squares. If we can't oh write
that down.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
All right, let's talk MTG real quick, because I think
we're getting a sneak peak of like what the Republican
Party is going to look like in a few years
or decade, it's depending on how quickly this is all over.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah, the post maga of it all.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Yeah, Yeah, she's like backing out and gave her first
like you want to know, you want to know the
unvarnished truth. Interview with the New and Improved sixty minutes
and she was not having it.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Man, No, I mean CBS already it's like of course,
I mean, of course they're lining up to help Marjorie
Taylor Green with the rebrand.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
But I think again she is an example of how
maga people may try to off ramp without taking any
accountability for all their time being maga, because in this
interview she's talking about like I just had to get out,
you know, and it's the feud with the president and
it's becoming too much, it's so toxic.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
She was talking. She also mentions like how so many
Republicans just talked shit behind Trump's back, but they just
all cower and fear so the second he won the primary,
they all just got in line and started kissing his
ass again. But I think that was pretty obvious to everyone.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Yeah, we heard that one part where like Mike john
and who's the number one Trump sick a fan? Like
on a hot mic, one of the Democrats was like,
are you fucking kidding me? With Halen hinged? He is
and instead of being like what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
He's the best.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
He was like, you're look at your side. You also have.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Some crazy people. So in this in this clip, Leslie Stall,
they're talking about like how toxic the discourse is in
American politics, and Leslie Stall like rightfully, is like, but
what of you, Marshery Taylor cream this jewish space lasers
freak show. Uh, here's the little bit of that interaction.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
It's the most toxic political culture and it's not helping
the America.

Speaker 7 (38:40):
But you contributed to that. You you you were out
there pounding insulting.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
People, Leslie, you've contributed to it as well with your
own part. Yes, your accusatory just like you did just.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Then me and you're actually problem look at you and
this is what the me at me like, I am yeah,
look that.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
The time for division is over. That's how they're gonna
do it. Yeah, the mega thing like after everybody's like
what about all that can show each other? Look, I said,
I'm trying to put that ship behind us, and you're
here back pointing fingers. You are a regular I don't
know Donald Trump right.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Right, this interaction goes on, I'll just let it completely
play out because Lizzie Stars like Okay, honey.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Sure accusatory, just like you did just then.

Speaker 7 (39:35):
I know you're accusing me, but I'm smart, amazing me,
I am, But.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
We don't have to accuse one another.

Speaker 7 (39:42):
I want you to respond.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Could just let me go?

Speaker 7 (39:44):
You have done in terms of insulting people, yelling at
people and then saying.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
I like to respond for that respond you do, and
the way you question and you are, you're accusing me
right now.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
The and I like, got pulled over for driving one
hundred and then I was to the cop. I was like,
how did you catch me without speeding?

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Huh? That's weird. Interesting, that's an interesting.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Seems like you were also going one hundred, So we agree, No,
I was going going one hundred.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Hmmm.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
And by talking about my terrible behavior, you're kind of
the bad guy, wouldn't you say?

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Aren't we trying to move past this? I thought we're
trying to move past this, Yet you keep bringing up
everything as if you don't want to move past things.
And that's that's interesting to me. The person who actually
has will not engage in any formula the way you
ask questions.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
You and I two equals on equal footing doing the
same thing. Agree that nothing is anything. Can I love
that We move it along to that, and it's a
little behind the curtain, but it was like a blue
sky post. The first up was just MTG is not smart.
That was what everyone's like, Yeah, that's kind of all
we can really do with this.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Exactly magic the I mean like thinking of just the
tragedies that she has like weaponized for political gain or
just propaganda purposes. It's foul, like talking about mass shooting victims.
Fucking nothing was beyond like nothing was off the table
for her. And I think, again, this is just sort
of that cognitive dissonance where part of her nose she

(41:20):
doesn't want to be part of the Trump thing anymore
for whatever reason. That's not not might not be purely ideological,
because you'd be vibe watched like it doesn't feel like
a win anymore.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
It feels like this brand is on a downward trajectory,
but wanting to do that yet not being able to
take like take or hold yourself accountable for anything. I
think it's like the part that they still can't quite
acknowledge that was bad, Like what I did was not
the right thing. It's more just like that was a
like It's as if they're like I used to wear

(41:50):
pukashet necklaces, right, and that's it. We don't really need
to talk about it, like it really is not me
and I'd like to focus on me without the maga
hat on.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
There's simply so little accountability. I'm expecting a sold out
stand up special to come out at any moment where
she comes out with the mic it MTG at m
s G Yeah, Marjorie squalor Green. I don't appreciate, myles
that you used a direct quote from our interactions as

(42:23):
the metaphor with the pukashell necklace thing, like you could
have varied up the language a little.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Are you a renounced pooka necklace?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Jack behind me, I don't even.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
I only put him on to get the tattoo traced.
Jack Johnson is going on tour next year. Toss him
back on have a day, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
You know I only wear them to my Jack Johnson concerts,
which I I do tour with the band I do.
I do follow him around the country, no shirt, no
shoe entry, get in here, shirt shoes, no entry.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Do you so with this with margin. This is we're
just gonna hear this. I mean, there's gonna be a
super cut of people talking like this in the next
five years, I would imagine. I feel like that's what
I went down for my note about the thing. Yeah,
because I think they know there is gonna there is
gonna be some reckoning, whether that's with their base or
society at large. I don't know what form, but I
think this this allows them, just like the psychological cover

(43:29):
to be like, well, I distanced myself, but but I can't.
I'm not gonna fully be like that was all backwards,
that was all bullshit, I don't think, because again, I
think these people were never really gonna end up there
because that's not where they started pre MAGA. But yeah,
it feels very much like that's gonna be the rhetorical
position when you're like, oh, this stuff with Trump it's nuts.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
What about your hand in it? I'm trying to move on.
I'm trying to move on.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
You're trying to put this on. I thought you were
the one who said that you wanted that stop. So
are you just the stuff that you were doing? Yeah,
but I want to move on now. Yeah, we're trying
to move on from that stuff, which we all agree
was bad, but I'm not willing to say was bad
here now as it relates to me. Yeah, I mean,
I think optimistically it would be in like the next

(44:15):
five five years that everyone would be like, well, this
was fucking terrible. But then even the optimistic side of it,
we're so bad about holding people in power, Oh yeah,
account for anything.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Well, there'll just be other people that, you know, democracy bick.
We got to move on. We simply why hold these
trials in Nuremberg and take up all of these government
resources with trials? We should stamp every visa we can
to Argentina and move on as a nation.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Broadcast scientists there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, stamp every visa.
We can just have these people go live in the
desert and we would work for us.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
You know, how to make bombs welcome in.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
right back. And we're back.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
We're back.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
And where's jd Vance been lately? I feel like it's
been a it's been it's been a while since later
there his wife has been out here, shown up without
a ring.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
But like, what was the last thing he's been involved with.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
Other than hugging that poor widow, comforting a widow, Jack
providing solace a widow.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
To the widow Kirk.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Do they call her the widow feeling like in an
old time book desperate moment of solace?

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Yeah, well Vance hasn't quite uh you know it joined
the Widow Kirk and you know the unification merger for
the twenty twenty eight ticket. But he did host a
wonderful holiday party for none other than one of your
favorite performers, Jack Sylvester sled alone.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Oh yeah, he's been having a great run. Great run,
great run. That guy right center the Trump Trump inducted
him into the Kennedy Center or something or other.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
You know it's actually called the something or other too, I.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Think for the Kennedy something or other.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
His Kennedy Center places. He's Golden piece or rather.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
But yeah, he went took to the lectern during this
wonderful holiday party with his hostage spouse at his side,
and to just really just like he was like I
think he's holding a champagne and was like people always ask.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Me, like, what's it like being the vice president.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
He starts off this anecdote with and just gives the
weirdest Just listen to this story that like sounds like
it never happened, and also probably one hundred percent happened.
I'm just trying to figure out which one it is.
But here's jd Vance talking about what it's like, dude,
to just be like kicking it with the president.

Speaker 10 (47:01):
So, for example, today I'm in the Oval Office with
the President of the United States and our great Secretary
of State Marko Rubio, and we're talking about something really really.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Important like that I can't tell you what it is.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
I love something really like. I'm at a holiday party
in Los Angeles.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
I know it's like kind of pathetic. It reminds me
of what are you guys working on?

Speaker 1 (47:23):
What do you got going on? Oh, I'm actually working
with I don't know if you guys knows the director
from the.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
New I Love l A series that I was at
the I was at the holiday party with George and
he said the funniest thing to me, Oh my god,
I have a not actually I.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Want I love the name. Then eased in the last name,
kind of drops sort of thing.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Well, George, then wait for people's eyes to like kind
of ask you the question.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
I was at work with my friend Mike, and.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
We're doing spring Yeah, we're pickups at different Los Poilos
Ermanos locations. I was pulling into the courthouse parking lot.
My friend was working there.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
But again, we're talking about something really important go on.

Speaker 10 (48:12):
And the President kind of holds up his hand and says,
on a second, there's something much more important.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Shoes.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
I believe that.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Oh yeah, So Trump pulls up the viral video he
just saw for the first ever time about shoes.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Let's get some shoes. He loves it, like for a
homophobic man loves shoes, loves Broadway. Yeah, will interrupt a
meeting to.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Be and we'll clock your nasty ass shoes apparently. And
this is what this is what he goes on choosy.

Speaker 10 (48:45):
He pears over the resolute desk and he says, Marco
JD you guys have shitty shoes.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
So he goes out and grabs a catalog. Happens to
be in the catalog. This is where it gets weird, right.

Speaker 10 (49:03):
So he goes out and grabs a catalog. There happens
to be another politician in the room. I won't say who.
You will find out why. In the second and he
actually runs us through this incredible shoe catalog and by
the President is giving us with food.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
It's so incredible you wouldn't know it. You wouldn't even
know about what the credible shoe cattle.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
First of all, why is there a fucking shoe catalog
within arm's reach of the resolute? I believe, all right,
that's part I do believe.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Yeah, you've seen his office, like it's he takes all
of the like bullshit, like junk mail and takes that seriously.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Like there's about how Spy Magazine sent all the riches
people in New York like a series of checks from
like one hundred dollars fifty twenty five twelve, like down
to one penny and the only person who cashed every
check down to the bottom was Donald Trump.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
This was like in the nineties if it was now,
and he's taking photos of the check. Yeah, yeah, like
everyone is a separate He's like, do I took the
box before?

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Right? But I totally believe that he has every shoemailer
known to them.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
You know, Oh, boy, Farragamo's really fall enough. I thought
it was different this year.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
You think Dillard's will honor this coupon. I saved right,
right right? What do you mean the Wiz? The Wiz
isn't around anymore. Oh, you guys are gonna believe in
any CDs I can get cheap. This guy just came
to the door.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
I like it. He's also like, wow, he's gifting us
with four pairs of shoes. Oh really tiny, Tim.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Go on, and I think four pairs for Marco.

Speaker 10 (50:37):
And he's actually asking our size in the middle of
this conversation. He's asking for our size so that you
can make sure that we get the right shoes. And
he asked this other policy. She said, I'm gonna get
you some shoes too, And he says, Marco, what's your
shoe size? And Marco's apparently in eleven and a half.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
He says, why my shoe size? Hold on? Why did
that even get a laugh? Like I don't even understand,
Like what Marco?

Speaker 3 (51:01):
She seems like there might be some plants in this crowd, Like.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
What is maybe shoes came in half sizes, maybe this.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
And a half.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
How are you gonna wear eleven and a half shoes?

Speaker 2 (51:13):
You know they got eleven and a type of milk?

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (51:17):
Okay, shoe size and Marco's apparently an eleven and a half.
He says, you know, JD, what's your shoe size? My
shoe size is thirteen. And he asked this politician one Arras,
what his shoe size is. He says seven.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Resident that is really here, It says, you know, you
can tell a lot about.

Speaker 7 (51:38):
A man my shoes.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
The house, don't you know? Style Trump said, my we
wi is big lee.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
I'm expecting to keep going. He's like, so this other
politician gets up to leave, and Trump's like, where you
go in the bathroom, You're gonna go take a poop.
They're taking a poop like. Trump's just making crowd work
reels in reval your.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Take, Who the fuck is that? Do you think? First
of all, was there really another person there wearing the
size seven? And it's just.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Even mill straw Man for JD. Vance's big diction.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
I don't believe. Yeah, I don't believe.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
I believe you believe catalog. I believe because there's no
serious work happening in there, and I do believe that
they're potentially word being like, hey, we just heard back
about this fucking peace plan for Ukraine. And he's like,
your guy's shoes are bad someone, and that's what happened.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
We're shoeing, uh, you.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Know, wins to get you one.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
I don't believe that he knew it was called the
Resolute Desk, unless he'd watch National Treasure recently. I think
that that's probably what most He's probably tried to turn
something underneath it to open a secret drawer, which I
would do.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Maybe I shouldn't be that I would turn every fucking
novel on that. Yeah, yeah, it's yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Like and this is also how Trump tells story Like
it just seems like JD. Vance's very studied Trump impression.
Like Trump just hosted the walk Stry Awards. Yes exactly,
that's exactly what it is every time he and Trump
does it without any payoff either because he's forgotten the
street joke. So he's like always tells the story about

(53:18):
how he went golfing with Gary Player and he's like,
and he's hitting he's hitting it straight, bing bing bing,
guys ninety years old hitting it straight, bing bing, bing bing,
which is his favorite noise to make. Then another guy
comes up, he doesn't hit it so straight. Gary said,
let me show you how to do that. Hits it straight,
bing bing bing bing. Yeah, he's like that fucking material,

(53:41):
Yeah exactly, but he doesn't. It's like such a bad
story that he told at the Kennedy Center, like his
first hosting it. By the way, it's like we we
lose track of just how fucking weird things have gotten
that he's just up there doing material like just this
is all he's ever wanted is to be Jimmy Kimmel,

(54:01):
and so he threw his own award show so that
he could be Jimmy Kimmel. Spent fifteen minutes saying Jimmy
Kimmel doesn't have talent telling stories that have no punchline
and are just like, and I looked pretty good next
to this third person who sucks shit and I won't
name which jd Vance's. Jd Vance is nothing if not

(54:21):
a student. And if he can find a way for
the moral of the story to be jd Vance of
the Big Dick.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
If I had to do it, if I'm AOC, I'm
saying I was the third person in the room, I'm like,
that was me. And I don't know why he's saying
it weird like that we were all thought, they say, right,
just someone I'm of anyone.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
I want twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Politicians to claim it with them, just to throw an
entire thing into it.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
I mean. The other thing is that Trump I do.
It's possible that, even though it could be like myth
making on behalf of jd Vance himself. Trump does like
to talk about people's dicks. If you remember the camp
Ain Trail last year, he was talking of golfers. Wasn't
Arnold Palmer. Arnold Palmer?

Speaker 6 (55:07):
His man was strong and tough, and I refused to
say it. But when he took showers with the other
post they came out of there they said, Oh my god,
that's unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
That's what a what a miss moment to be like,
I don't want to spill the half lemonade half tea
on this guy, but a huge yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Don't give ideas.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
He also sounded much younger there by the way, then
somehow he still still sounded like shit. But he said
he sounded like a much younger person who was at
the end of their rope as opposed to right now.
But yeah, it's funny that he only has like two
speeds and there like stories about golf and then telling
people their shoes suck.

Speaker 7 (55:53):
Ship.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
The middle of the Venn diagram of Trump's act is
Arnold Palmer. He's like you that got jokes about knowing
how big your friend's venuses are or if they're good
at golf, and boy do I have a closer?

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Yeah? Oh, check this one out all right.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
And finally, we just want to check back in with
the ongoing story that we're following here the Daily Zeickeist,
and that is, of course, Quentin Tarantino's recent diatribe against
actors he doesn't like. Yeah, kind of completely unprovoked, just
talking talking about things he does, like his top ten
favorite movies of the year, and then are of the decade, the.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Century century, I think the Court, the twenty first century.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Yeah, and you know in a movie that he put
in his top ten, there will be blood. He was like,
would have been higher too if it weren't for Paul Dano.
That fucking guy is the limpust dick in the world,
like just unloads on it.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
I'm also obsessed with, like having criticisms of one of
your favorite movies of a century. You could be you
don't got to tell us why it's four instead of two. Right,
It's there's a love hate relationship for sure, but then
it's the it's the Owen Wilson and Matthew Lillard once too.

Speaker 6 (57:01):
There.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
I was like, wait, why why are they getting roped
into this?

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Yeah, the guy is trying to be like, back out
of it, Brett Bretty's and ellis who doesn't back away
from things very easily. He was like, yeah, maybe we
should like puve off of this. You've been talking about
how Paul Dano sucks, like in different ways for a
very long time. Well, when we started out talking about
a thing people actually want to hear from you, and
you don't have anything to back it up other than like,

(57:24):
I don't like him. So he's like, yeah, all right,
so anyways, and he's like, don't like Paul Dano, don't
like Owen Wilson, and I don't like fucking Matthew lill
fucking like waits.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Those little fuck yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Spray spray and shots across to other people called. None
of them have responded directly as of right now. I
know Paul Dano. A lot of people have worked with
Paul Danel were like, man, shut the fuck up. Quentin
was sort of like people came to defend Paul Dano
but Matthew Lillard was recently at Galaxy Con in Ohio
because I think he's promoting the new Five Nights at

(57:57):
Freddy's movie, and he did address it, but he did
it in a way that like, just it just feels bad.
He says, quote Quentin Tarantino this week said he didn't
like me as an actor. Eh, whatever, who gives a shit? Listen,
the point is that hurts your feelings and it fucking sucks.
And you wouldn't say that. You wouldn't say that claps back.

(58:18):
You wouldn't say that to Tom Cruise. You wouldn't say
that to somebody who's a top top line actor in Hollywood.
And he like went on to be like, it's it's humbling,
but yeah, it sucks. He kind of just like, kind
of that's.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
So jarring to It's there's something so specific about it.
Because Lillard and Dano strike me as actors, he would.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Like, right, So this is my this is my theory
of what's going on here. The Lillard thing was kind
of the thing that I think Scream is essentially a
Tarantino horror movie, like done as well as he could
have done, like not not all the camera trickiness and stuff.
But it's like self referential. It's got conversation about movies

(58:59):
that would be like perfect.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
It's stating on the shoulders of what it exists because
of Yeah, and I feel you know, it came out
at a time when he was making a lot of movies.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Owen Wilson was like writing the Wes Anderson movies at
a time when Tarantino was like at the height of
his ship. And I just feel like we always see
the people who are like very famous, they they sort
of get frozen and amber at the peak of their fame,
and like that goes for like how they dress, but
also I feel like it probably goes for their grudges too.

(59:32):
I don't know the Paul Dano thing. My theory is
still that it's like his anti Palestinian thing, but Tarantino's
anti Palastinian thing. Yeah, Tarantino's anti Palestinian thing. But yeah,
it just feels so random that you kind of have
to like figure out where where that's coming from.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
A little analysis, yeah, is definitely needed, because I'm trying
to think, like what is he when turned something down?
But that's the other question is just like I'm a
little blhind.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
I just sort of saw it, and I haven't really
just been sitting on my theories about it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Is just would Tarantino even remember saying that? If you
asked him the next day, we have a completely different
opinion on it. Did Paul Dano take too close of
parking at the vista?

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Like Tarantino was there to put a bit in on it.
I'm not sure what. It's just so random, weird. It
really really just is such a It's also such a
break from how the rest of the news has felt
as it sounds a very fascinated.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Or we're calling it dan Ogate and covering it twenty
four hours a day.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Dano and Lillard are built the same. Like, I'm like, like,
what are these people in common? They're both like viny gumbies.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
And I mean that in a nice way, you know
what I mean. They're like skinny, tall, long like I like,
but Vanya Dano and Wilson have similar like critically claimed careers.
But Lillard is like an eccentric actor. I'm just trying
to talk it out now that I think is that
really like Tarantino would want Matthew Lillard in something he's
so specially saying yeah and great an eccentric Anyways, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Know what is what's what's Owen Wilson written? He wrote
Rushmore and Royal ten bums and then Bottle Rocket right
with his brother that was like the first thing they
did or was it just one of them? Anyway? I
wonder if he's also kind of like part of him
is like, damn, the fucker can write too. Yeah, Like
there's maybe something about Owen Wilson that he like he
hates because he can write, and also when he acts,

(01:01:23):
people are like that wasn't repugnant? Horseshit?

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Like when Tarantino's weird sort of like shol wrote how
many movies without making himself say the N word?

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Right exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Because one of these.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Tarantino's in the second longest streak of his career of
doing that and it's two right, right, right, right movies
without writing himself in to say a slur that wasn't needed.
Why isn't the Australian in that way? It none of
it made a yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Exactly, Like I've been working on my accent exactly, you
mean around this one word.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
No, you've been yeah, yeah, you've been doing cocaine and
watching Crocodile Dundee on a loop, thinking I can do that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
I can do that because you know who it would
make even less sense to say this an Australian person.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
That's how I know it's gratuitous.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Even the guy in the movie had to hear someone
else say it, ask what was that? And learn it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
That's what's so cool. It's like real life.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Man, this is I don't want to harp on it
too long, but something I was thinking about is how
he never seems to have any disagreement with actors he's
worked with who have negative things to say about him
or the experience. He seems to kind of agree. Oh yeah,
that is how it went, and I hope they don't
bring it up ever again.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Right right, right?

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Right? Oh man?

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
He yeah. In terms of like, there's.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
His size, this is what should be asking.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Exact trustworthiness of his takes on things, I would say,
he's not the not the top of the mountain.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Do you think Tarantino measures uh, penis size and millimeter
just so he can do it like you as a
print of a movie.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Sorry I froze for a second.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
It's okay, don't run it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
Back for that, but I'm assuming it was a foot
joke and I loved it. Kyle Lairs, such a pleasure
having your thank you the daily guys. Where could people
find you follow you all that good stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
I'm at Kyle Lairs on most of the things, or
if you search it there it's me or minor league
baseball player. I'm not that one. And at k y
l e A y e r s most all places.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
I so I have two things want They're both from threads,
which I love threads because you don't have any control
over what you see, even if you tell it what
to show you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
I just so.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
This is from sailor Meil six nine four twenty someone
I don't know, have no idea who they are. They said, okay,
so apparently I was late to learn that unk isn't
short for uncircumcised from I don't know who this person is.
We'll never see them again the rest of my life.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
I mean, this is just someone.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
This is just someone. And this is why I love threads.
Because the thread below that one was from J. L
Keith eight, who has like eight followers and No one
had interacted with this, not a single person had. And
it is just a picture of soup, and it says
a cold, rainy day is perfect for turkey buffalo soup.

(01:04:29):
Thanks mom, Joanna Rupert. I don't even know what that means.
I don't know if she's Joanna Rupert. I feel like
I can say it at least because threads and it
has a picture, So honestly, doesn't turkey buffalo or chicken
buffalo soup sound good? I'm looking at its great, but
I love I just this person has never done anything
else on Threads. All they've done is post a picture

(01:04:51):
of their mom's super recipe.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Yeah, what is bread?

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Why are we on there?

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
Isn't really have it for the ages?

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Why aren't we? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Why are we on their?

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Why aren't we?

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
Many are asking these questions, miles Where can people find you?
Is there a work of media you've been enjoying?

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Yeah, find me everywhere at miles of gray?

Speaker 6 (01:05:09):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Today is the premiere episode of the new soccer podcast
footy Ain't it?

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Or rather that you guys are talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Yeah? Why do I say footy? Ain't it? Ain't a footy?
It's look that's that's how you know you've got it
in your bones and you don't get the title right
as you announce it. But yeah, it's hosted by me,
Jamel Johnson, Chris Martin, not of cold Play but English. Nonetheless,
where we talk about soccer, you couldn't get them. I tried.
I'd just settle with another guy named Chris Martin, just

(01:05:39):
fun talk and unhinged banter around European soccer. So check
that out if that interests you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
A little bit of the BENTI exactly. I feel like
coverage people will talk about banter bani.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Right man, Yeah, a bit a bit of a pair
of ill fit in Benti's.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
As we call soccer something dumb and then they'll call
banter up but he goes of the down mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
And let's see. I also talk about ninetyday fiance on
four twenty day Fiance a work of media like this
was just this struck me as like when I was peak,
living alone and like working on music or something. Just
I'm a very introverted person, Like I don't know if
any of you have gone literal twenty four hours or
more not actually having to say anything out loud because

(01:06:29):
you're just alone and working on something. But this one
is from at Joey Talks too Much. It just says
when you when you live alone and realize you haven't
said a word in three days. And it's a video
of a dude playing video games. But the way this
realization happens it resonated with me as someone who has
gone multiple days without saying anything. It was just kind

(01:06:57):
of like, oh shit, I've said shit. I just you
gotta do some kind of vocalization. I felt that, so
shout out to that video. Fucking very specific sensation. Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore, Brian
on Blue Sky at jack ob The number one I
like to tweet by Demia Diguibe, who tweeted just saw
Dick Cheney sitting outside a cafe and Fort Green. He
smiled and mouthed dark Night Rising before tossing a calamari
in the air and missing his mouth. You can find

(01:07:34):
us on Twitter and Blue Sky at Daily ZEI guys
were at the Daily Zai Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
On Instagram.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
You can go to the description of this episode wherever
you're listening to it, and there at the bottom you
will find the footnotes. This is where we link off
to the information that we talked about in today's episode.
We also link off to a song that we think
you might enjoy. Hey, Miles, is there a song that
you think that people might enjoy it?

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Yes, I've been listening to a lot of Christmas music,
but I've heard every Christmas song too many times that
I've been listening to smooth jazz versions of them. And
there's us a jazz cover of the track somewhere in
my memory, which is the Home Alone theme written by
John Williams. Okay, iconic, but it's covered by Ron Bladworth,

(01:08:15):
and it's like, oh, dude, our blad he's worth your time.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
He's back in it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
So it's just a very like when I heard it,
I realized how much that Home Alone theme song. I'm like,
that is a fucking banger, dude, John Williams again. But anyway,
somewhere in my memory Ron Bladworth the jazz version, Okay,
that song's sad as hell. Yeah, fine, Yeah, there are
lyrics to it, which I didn't realize, but yeah, there's

(01:08:43):
lyrics to the there's lyrics to the Home Alone theme.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
Somewhere in my memory there's lyrics to that. Yeah, and
you can like kind of hears like children singing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
It quiet, Oh yeah, like children's choir.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
Candles in the window, shadows, painting the ceiling, gazing at
the fire glow, feeling that your bread, feeling precious moments,
special people, happy faces. I can see somewhere in my memory,
holiday joys all around me, living in my memory. So
it's like all that is getcre like.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Yeah, it is from a perspective of someone remembering the
old Earth while living on the cursed Earth.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Yeah, living living underground in that sewage drainage pipe from
the Metallica video Hell.

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Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
Co produced by Victor Wright.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Co written by J. M McNabb, edited and engineered by
Justin Kunner.