July 17, 2025 • 60 mins
In episode 1898, Jack and Miles are joined by Rebrand, Mort Burke, to discuss… Epstein Flailing Continues, Stephen King’s Epstein List Tweet Was Even Worse Than “Maximum Overdrive”, Hopefully Superman Won’t Be As Bad For Dogs As 101 Dalmatians Was and more!
- Epstein Flailing Continues (CLIP)
- “He's been dead for a long time, and the credible information has been given."
- Stephen King’s Epstein List Tweet Was Even Worse Than “Maximum Overdrive”
- Hopefully Superman Won’t Be As Bad For Dogs As 101 Dalmatians Was
- The Dalmatian Syndrome
- 'Superman's Breakout Star Gets His Own Lookalike Contest—And It Requires 'Big Superhero Energy'
- After Movies, Unwanted Dalmatians
- The negative effect of the media on animal abandonment
- Great Dane fans fear popularity boost -- and abandoned pets -- as a result of new ‘Marmaduke’ film
- ‘Finding Nemo’ wasn’t so entertaining for real clownfish. Now conservationists worry about ‘Finding Dory’.
- Harry Potter films blamed for abandoned owls increase at north Wales sanctuary
- 6 Reasons Why Owls Shouldn't be Your Next Pet
- Harry Potter has created a black market for owls, researchers say
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
I got on a skateboard for the first time since
I was a child yesterday because I bought one at
Big five Sporting Goods. But you know the famous skate
culture Big five Sporting Goods not very gorgeous. Yeah, yeah, Hey,
what kind of deck did you get? Probably so I
had a dragon on the bottom, which is what my
my nine year old's really into. This fantasy series is
(00:25):
all about dragons. So we got a dragon skateboard, and
I couldn't believe how unnatural it felt to ride. To
get on a skateboard, I was like, oh my god. Yeah,
like like a cartoon that stepped on a skateboard and
it's like, yeah, I got on it. Bro. I was like,
(00:47):
I'm gonna go shred around the neighborhood. Like once I
got a little plastic thing off the wheel, I was like,
I'm gonna go take this baby for a spin around
the neighborhood. I like went down our driveway and then
walked directly back up. I was like, oh, I'm going
to kill myself. Yeah, kill you strew it in the garbage.
You're like, no, this is your day exactly. Hello the Internet,
(01:13):
and welcome to Season three, ninety seven, Episode four of
dir Daily's Eide Guys Stay production of iHeartRadio. It's a
podcast where we take a deep dive into america shared consciousness.
And it is Thursday, July seventeenth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yep, it's July one seven. It's National Dole Whip Day.
Shout out Dole Whip. Okay, Hey, it's get to know
your customer's Day, all right, Hey, put her there, Nice
to meet you, National Lottery Day, National Tattoo Day, World
Emoji Day. No, I'm sorry, I'm getting old shaky because
I have a coffee burp.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
No, the coffee burp that was coming up. You get
really emotional about the lottery. I guess yeah. I just
think it's nice. You know, like all of these national days,
you can find something that's like fucked up. Yeah, you know,
some bad backstory. But with doll Whip, you know, the
Dole Company, Disney anything like two companies that are beyond approach.
(02:12):
And there's nothing badge happening to do with doll fruit,
no doll what could go wrong?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It's I ignore specifically the high pineapple plantations in Hawaii.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Just let's focus on the good, the doll and the
word whip any overthrows of governments that get it. Yeah,
they were beyond the orchestration of.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Uh, how are you talking about kidnapping someone's queen and
being like, gimme that give I That was the how
the annexation of what happened.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Anyway, anyways, anyway that to you, my name's Jack O'Brien.
Look at the files. Look how they expose you and
everything you do. Yeah, they were all pedals courtesy of
d MD on the discord about the Epsteam files. I'm
(03:09):
thrilled to be joined, as always by my co host
mister Miles Right.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
This Miles Great aka wake on up a fix the project.
It came to me while I was hypnaggic, may wake
up a fix the project my sleep.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, anyway, shout out to cleod Universe for that one.
Wake me up, I.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Think right before you go go, unless I before you
go go. Yeah, actually no, you did write that in
the description, so that is exactly what it is. But
in shout out to the hypnogogic problem solving State. I
had something last night and I totally forgot it, which
is why I'm like, that's why you gotta write them down.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, gotta write them down and then think about write
them down and don't just be turned away by the
fact that it doesn't make any sense. Yeah, but does
it find that place? Maybe this world, maybe this waking
mind doesn't make sense, and that mind is the one
that makes sense. Miles, We're thrilled to be joined. I
(04:08):
need you to write them down so you can bring
them on the podcast by Will I love your assignment
from my Hypnogogic Diaries. Hypnogogic Diaries is a sment.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
The other one I thought of is like where to
put the cat litter box? And I'm like an enclosure
for it so it stays out of sight. These are
also things a Google search would accomplish of, like what
to do with cat litter box?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Out of sight? But in my bed, I'm like an
enclosure for it. Awake like sit bolt tell you, the
ideas aren't fucking great. We didn't see it put it
in a box. We're thrilled to be joined. In our
third seapot, one of our favorite guests the very funny comedian, actor,
writer improviser you know I'm from Mythic Quest Drunk History.
(04:53):
He's the co host of the very funny podcast rebrand
Especial Spiritual, Filthy Spiritual will leave Filthy is very funny.
You ought to go check it out right now. Please
welcome back to the show. It's Mark Burke.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Hello, dudes, you guys.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, hell, it's great. Great to have you. Great to
have you. More short for Mortuary, Yeah, actually more Mortis show.
It's the masculine version of Mark. It's great to have
you back. We're going to get to know you a
(05:36):
little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to
tell the listeners a couple of the things that we're
talking about today. I don't know. There's a story that
keeps coming up on here, even though I've been told
that you're only interested if you're a bad person by
our president, by my president. He's told me if you're
(05:56):
still interested in this, you might be at okay. I
don't know what to scram but anyways, it keeps showing
up on here. So we're gonna talk about the Epstein flailing,
the you know Trump, what is your fucking problem? Man?
Why were he so obsessed with this Epstein guy? He's
(06:18):
dead and quote where he says he's been dead a
long time. Oh, this was never a big factor in
terms of life. In terms of life is.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
At which say he was a big factor.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
In a lot of really never a big factor in
terms of life. We'll talk about that. We'll talk about
Stephen King with a with a Banger, maybe his finest
writing work since Maximum Overdrive. Yeah, so we'll talk about that.
We have some uptick in dog adoptions thanks to Crypto
(06:58):
Superman's Doggie through Men's Friend, all of that plenty more.
But first we do like to ask our guests, what's
something from your search history that's revealing about who you are? Guys?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
In keeping with my mort brand on the daily sight, guys,
which I'm looking at both skateboarding and used cars, I'm
gonna go to I'm driving to Chino today to check
out a two thousand and two and be meata and guys,
this might be the one.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Two thousand and two.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, man, I want a little I want a little
convertible I can learn how to work on. I'm a
I'm an adult man now and I want to really
i want to emphasize a healthy masculinity in my life.
So I'm gonna start wrenching.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Hell yeah, dude, Yeah, just got a spot for to
tinker in that on that thing.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yeah, we got a little garage over here, and we're gonna, yeah,
we're gonna get into me and a friend of mine.
He's gonna bring his tools uver. Is gonna be a
bunch of hot shirtless dudes listening in the sunshine.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
The way you said that, it just sounds like dudes
who are smoking meth who're about to just take a
part apart. Hey, my boys, abot's come over some tools
and get under the hood of this Miata. It's like,
you guys don't know what you're doing. Yeah, but we
got tools, man, we'll figure it out. Ye gonna come over.
We got VCR that we're just gonna take apart kind of.
You got a few projects you and your buddy been
working on, right, Yeah, we're still figuring out the cathode
(08:20):
ray tube TV. Still figuring out how that works.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, yea, I'm gonna hang on this porta potty for
a while.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
You guys cool, gotta watch a ton of porn and
take this Miata apart with our hands. Wait, so figure
out what makes cathode ray TV so heavy and what
makes the cathode ray tube stink when you crack it
open so bad? What wait? What?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Why the Miata is there? Like, is there a specific
reason why you you got your eyes on the Miata.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
They're affordable, they're relatively reliable, they're easy to work on,
and I want a little convertible while I live in California.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Hell yeah, hell yeah, Okay, Like I feel like it
would be something you'll be looking like something that the
beach boys would sing about by the end of that,
you know, just a little uh yeah, top down, that's down, yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Serve board in a middle age lady.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
These are almost up from all the skating.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
His skeleton hurts.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
What something? The things underrated?
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Underrated. I don't know if anyone's doing this, but my
wife and I realized, dude, we do this thing where
we make up words. Not enough people are doing it.
Last night, Cody our pitfull. He wouldn't stop loudly licking
his foot and Ashley, my wife, goes, Cody stops slurping,
and he immediately stopped doing it.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yea, and that word is too correct.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Not to that smarting is the perfect word for what
he was doing.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
So I will no manx.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Next time I'm leaving leave a party, I'm gonna go
all right, Well I'm gonna I'm gonna jump. Yeah, I'm
gonna jump and then just leave and it'll be like
I guess it's a whole new word for leasing, jerping.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
You want to jerk, dude, Yes.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
This party's cash, let's jerk.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Oh hell yeah, dude, what's that jerking off in the
jeep outside? Oh? Could get you in trouble if you're
if you're just assuming you know what other people mean,
They're like, yeah, brother.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
They jack off as they leave.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I'm going to jump on out of here. My god,
he's jacking off. You guys, don't look sorry, I do
want to go back to the two thousand, because I do.
I am just curious how you select, because looking at
the picture of the two thousand to Miata, I'm realizing
this is a car I see all all over the road.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
They made a ton of them.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, is that what happened? Is it they made a
ton and or is it like what I'm curious what
the the Darwinian survival of the fittest thing is that happens?
Where where a car just lacks Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Well, Japanese engineering primarily, so they're like super reliable. All
the parts are affordable. So a lot of people the
nas the first generation, tons of people took those and
like on across them, track them, like put crazy stances,
like all put insane spoilers on them. So they have
that too, But they sold so many that there's still
(11:21):
a lot better like functioning.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That makes sense. The body looks like I'm trying to
think it looks like a Jetson's car a little bit.
I feel like it's the closest that we've come to,
like the flying Jetson's car. Yeah that it's like round
and like kind of torpedo shaped a little bit.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Yeah, Yeah, I like it because it's that You're right,
it does. It looks like what they thought the future
was going to be in nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Right, yeah, beautiful future. All right. What is something you
think is overrated?
Speaker 4 (11:47):
It's funny that you guys said fruit earlier, because I'm
legitimately excited about uh oh wait overrated.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah, I always I always can.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Like underrated.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
If you got a fruit that you're excited about, just
pick a different fruit that's overrated compared to it. It's
a little little pro tip.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Yeah, I want to I want to say this one
for myself. So that I start eating better more. You
know what's overrated popcorn? You know what's underrated? Fruit? Please
eat some goddamn fruit.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
But I will say my body is starting to fucking
u body is starting to crave fruit, which has never
happened for It's always just been like, eat more chips,
eat more chips.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
So yeah, so I'm.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Excited about sounds like sounds like your body is it
begging for vitamin.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
When you're like, I don't know what, Like, my body's
just craving this thing.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
It's like, please drink some water. Has that happened to
you guys?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Dude? What's going on my body?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
He used to be fine with PEPSI and I knew.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
I delivered pizza with the pizzas with a guy who
only drank mountain dew and he had four kidney stones
a year.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Oh jesusly drank mountain dew. I was like, this is
this is a personal policy.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Yeah, dude, for Brazil, I think he did a quitting
but and he wasn't. I feel like that's like a
twenty two year old would do. This guy was thirty nine.
You're like, you can't be doing brother.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, that uh mountain dew was my first like addiction
that I had to kick. It was like difficult to kick.
I was like had a high school class that was
like study hall, so it was downtime and me and
like a few people like had a little breakfast club
situation where we would like sit there and like get
into trouble. And I had every one of those. I
(13:35):
was definitely Molly Ringwald. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was the
one who you could shake their head and Dan Druff
would fall out. Yeah. But it was when I went
to school in Kentucky. We had just a full full
like pepsi machine in the cafeteria and I had a
mountain dew every single day. And once I was like
(13:57):
maybe this is bad because I like leave this class
like feeling bad about myself or like angry all the time.
And so I stopped and I like started getting headaches immediately.
I started like feeling like spiritually bad. I was like, oh, fuck,
this is still love mountain dew. But you got a
bad batch man, That's what I'd say. Yeah, just a
(14:19):
bad Batch man. The mix was off that year. Yeah,
they were stepping all over that shit that year. Just
twenty ounces of mountain do a day, you too can
start questioning your life decisions as a sixteen year old. Hey,
I do forty and get all the kidney stones you want.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
We're talking about this the other day, which is if
they should do this for adults now where they have lacroix,
but it's like mountain dew flavored. They have like serge
la croix.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You know, caffeine, like I don't know, leave the ken,
just take all the other chemicals out. But imagine how
bad that actual flavor is without the sugar. Oh, it'll
probably taste like the inside of a balloon or something.
I bet it would taste like if you've ever head
mountain dew after eating like birthday cake, or like something
(15:05):
that has too much sugar sugar and that's just or yeah,
or like the mountain dew after the syrup runs dry,
and it's just like a tiny remnant of the memory
of mountain dew and soda water, the memory of you,
the memory of dew, the memory of do which which
fruit has got has got you sprung like this?
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Yeah, you know, I'm really I'm doing peaches lately.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I'm doing an orange orange. I was gonna be like,
is it a citrus? Is the skurty coming.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah, I'm just trying to keep the shingles at bed.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
My teeth are way less loose, you know how your
teeth are always sort of loose.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Hey, Myles, I didn't know I was dealing with the
nutritious here. I don't. Yeah, I live like a pirate,
all right.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah. Peaches are good, though. This is the
time for peak. Just a peach I love.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
I mean, being in California, the fruit out here is
so good.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
It tastes like the sunshine. It's so great.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, yeah, we got it all. It's absurd how easy
it is to just like grow stuff here. It's literally
like what I thought planting something would be when I
was getting like, you like spit an apple seed out
and then like an apple tree like sprint springs up
that afternoon. Like That's kind of how it is in
southern California.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
If you think about it objectively, the fact that things
that we can eat grow from the ground. It sounds
like a weird Japanese video game, like that doesn't sound
like really.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
You do need the you need the fertilizer. That's that's important.
That's why I eat all my fruits whole and then
ship directly into the grounds where I want them to.
It is wild though, because like I've tried to plant
stuff in you know, Boston, in Missouri and the like,
(17:01):
it's so much easier. I almost feel like the westwards
like they must have felt like the people who like
expanded west must have been like, oh there was like
there's like a treat at the end. There's like a
thing that was like the thing that we've always been
hoping for. Obviously with a bunch of we had to
kill a bunch of people. Yeah, a bunch of murder
(17:23):
the west like running addition to their property. Yeah, nice
little a du yeah yeah, yeah. I mean they weren't
doing nothing with it. That's right, there should be ours.
That's manifest destiny. But that they got a little treat
for the manifest destiny when they got out to the
(17:43):
West coast, came out to California. This is a magical
land where everything grows by accident. Are lucky? How lucky
they were, How lucky, how lucky they were those those settlers.
All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come
back and talk about a complete non story, hoax and
(18:05):
non entity that we're gonna be calling the Epstein hoax
from now on, folks, from here on, be right back
and we're back. And I don't know, like we said yesterday,
(18:32):
we're not going to talk about this anymore for now,
for the moment, for the day.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Yon.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Oh my god, this guy is dead. I love that
being the room because so that was Bill Gates tried
that one, like the day after he died. They were like,
you know, you've been rumored to be on the flight logs,
what do you think about the passing of Jeffrey Epstein
And he his response was, well, he's dead, so no
(19:03):
further questions. Their mean girl being dismissed with someone like
he's sad whatever you think he's talking, he's dead, Like
he was smart, we were nobody even cares about him.
What that's not. We're not saying he's cool, but you are.
This is the thing they're trying. They're trying to make
(19:26):
it seem like people are into it because they.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Like him boring, Like one thing the dude was not
was boring, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, the old predator that has captured the imagination of
our entire fucking country and curiosity because of his connections
to the powerful that you're like, this.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Ain't going away, bro, going away.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
It was like three days ago. Trump called him a creek,
which is not nearly harsh enough. Like you know what
I mean, He's like he's a real he's a real
yucky guy. Like he's the living child predator.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Okay, what does that make you, mister president? You were
palading around with him, I was. I was trying to
tell him. I was trying to tell him to knock
it off, dude. That's what I was there for. I
was trying to convince him there's another way to follow Christ,
follow the.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Word of Christ. Dude. Do you feel like this is
now the time for the media and the Democratic Party too?
Like there are a lot of things people have been
pushing past right like Trump, Like those videos of him
are obviously like recirculating. There's also quotes where he's like,
you know, Jeff Epstein is a really interesting guy. Some
say he likes young women. Some say that he likes
them almost as much as me, Like, yeah, you shit
(20:38):
like that that. There's just so much there that these people,
I feel like Hedge, I don't know, been actively ignoring that.
Now I feel like it's time to be like, hey,
this is not nothing.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Well, you see, all that's all dependent on whether it
comes through their propaganda machine of Fox News, right, It's
all just different informations. So if like Newsmac starts talking
about that shit, then they will receive it.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
You know. Yea, he thinks he's a national hero.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Unless something happens like you're talking about, where they're like,
maybe I will try to look into places that are
slightly more adjective, and then yes, they might have their
minds fucking blown.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
I've seen replies on Twitter and on Reddit where conservatives
are talking about it and someone is posting all the
links to evidence to be like here, you guys should
check this out.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Here, you guys should check this out. You guys should
check this out because they're like, you guys are talking
about it. Here's some court documents. Look at them, read
them if you want to do your own research as
you like to do.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
But anyway, the questions about Epstein are not stopping from
voters and the press. And again, like you're saying, Trump
is trying like every kind of way to spin this
thing from like oh no he's dead, or like you're
not cool, or now it's you're not even my real friend,
if you believe this, Yeah, this is what he posted
on Tuesday, the Truth Social. He goes on to basically say, like,
(21:56):
the radical left Democrats have hit pay dirt again and
lifts he lists like seven hundred quote unquote folks, does
a reshishsher laptop from hell laptop. Okay, dude, like you
think you just run down the greatest hits and people
go oh yeah, yeah yeah. Anyway, so he's like, they're
no good at governing, and then this is what he said.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Their news detected. There he says, they're no good at governing,
no good at jelly, and no good at picking winning candidates.
I mean checks check check and are sort of same
for you, dummy.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
But anyway, he just goes on to say, quote, their
new scam is what we will forever call that Jeffrey
Epstein hoax, and by past supporters have been into this
bullsh quote.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Un quit quote unquote bullshit is hold on, let's be
unequivocal here, mister Donald, is it bullshit or we is what.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
The truly illiterate use quotation marks to indicate emphasis. That's
what's so frustrating.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Well, yeah, so he nails it earlier because he says
the lying fifty one quote unquote intelligence agents. So calling
into questions, you've been roasted intelligence agents because you're technically
intelligence agent, but you're not intelligent.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I think I think those are Freudian scare quotes, right,
you know, because he's like, it's not bullshit.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
So I'm gonna have to how did you get there?
He just said, who put that there? He said, support
everybody to this quote n quote bullshit, hook line and sinker.
They haven't learned their lesson and probably never will, even
after being caught by the lunatic left for eight long years,
I have had more success than six monts that perhaps
any president Patrick sorry, and all.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
These people want to talk about with strong pridding by
the fake news and the success six starting dumbs is
said Jeffrey Efstein. Helps let these weaklings. So now he's
calling MAGA the base. Let these weaklings continue forward and
do the Democrats work. Don't even think about talking of
our incredible and unprecedented success whatever goes on, because I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Want their support anymore. Thank you for your attention to
this one. He's he tells them not to talk about
all the success they're having because he doesn't want their
support anymore. If you talk about Epstein, you I don't
I don't want you Anyea.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
He's like reached the point in the relationship of the
abuser who's like, all right, I no longer have to
do any pretending that I am like kind or thoughtful
or value you. Now it's just like, actually, fuck everybody.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah, you know, it's tearing everything down. It's melting everything down.
Uh so again he posted that.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Sorry real quick. Was that the one where you said
quote quote my boys and girls?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
No, that was Yes, that was Monday, Monday, So this is.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I think, And he said and sometimes galops galous.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Like is that supposed to infantil like and fantolyize people?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I don't even know what the sometimes is. Maybe subconsciously
he knows he's repellent to win, repellent to women, and
like his numbers go up, and my boys got me.
But and sometimes guys who are fucking with who are
fucking with the culture if you are good, dad.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
I'm wondering, like why this is my and then also
boys and like what you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
It's very strange enough, he's very strange. Children, It's very
strange approach when you're denying pedophile accusation. Yeah, is to
take on the role of daddy who's going to tell
you what to do. But yeah, because you remember, there was
a whole Daddy's home fucking branding they did a couple
of weeks ago where he was daddy and like, I
(25:31):
love that it's coming home and American needs good spanking. Yeah, yeah,
and I.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Get that, like the over comparison to Hitler thing, but
they you know, it's off.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
It's but he did he.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Was the furor you know what I mean. It's just
so yucky, Like the whole thing is like daddy issue growth.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
This ranks five yuckies on the yucky scale on the
daily's like a yucky scale.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Here's so, here's a moment where he was on the
tarmac again obviously being asked about it because that's like,
what the fuck is going.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
On with this?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
And this is where he gives again just all over
the place answer because he doesn't know what to fucking Sayler,
I've been so interested in the e. F.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Steine story. I don't know up said about how it's
been handled. I don't understand it why they would be
so interested. He's dead for a long time.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Yes, he was never a big factor in terms of life.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yes, I don't understand it. I don't like just the
willful misunderstanding of what is happening here. Yeah, I don't
understand why anybody's interested in this. He's dead, doesn't make it,
actually made it way more suspicious the way he dies.
(26:46):
So to keep acting like it's weird that people are
interested in this guy who's dead. Why are we even
talking about him a big factor in terms of like life?
It sounds like that sounds like like the way I
wrote like an essay in high school. Hi. Oh yeah,
just like just trying to make a sentence sound more important,
Like that person didn't matter to this sort of specific
(27:08):
moment in history. Is like, and that person not even
like a factor in terms of life. So therefore it
shall be noted that this was inconsequential. He goes on.
He goes on, I don't understand what the interest or
what the fascination is. I really don't. And the credible
information has been given. Don't forget we went through years
(27:30):
of the Mugga.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Witch hunted r and then he does the whole thing,
the Mare, the steel Doier. But again he's just like
I just He goes on to say that only bad
people are the ones that want to keep it alive,
and then he sort of implies it's the press and
other people, so you but also you.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Are really says you if you're interested in this, I
don't know. I guess you're probably they're probably bad people.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Yeah, It's like his instinct for division is unparalleled. Like
everything he talks about is it's always has the dynamic
of polarization. It's always divided a conqueror. It's always ustrouses them,
you know.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
I think this is another example though, of how disconnected
you become from reality when you are this powerful. Because
he's like, I don't understand what everyone's fascination is with
this prolific sexual predator who seem to intersect with all
these wealthy, powerful people, because it's not like we live
in a world where the wealthy seem to just be
able to do evil shit without consequence. And I don't
(28:28):
see how this Epstein case is a branch off of
that tree that is kind of, you know, the underpinnings
of what people think.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Is wrong with America. It's like, I think the wealthy
and powerful might be bad.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
I don't think he's more disconnected than he's ever I
think he just always is manipulating the narrative and reality.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
By his own you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
He's sure, I don't want to lose the election.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
We didn't.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
We didn't lose people to be interested in this guy.
Everybody's bored by this guy, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
But I think he doesn't realize, though, the thing that
is powering people fascination with Epstein on the left or
the right again, is this idea that these fucking people
do whatever the fuck they want and don't give a
fuck about people's safety, the laws, whatever. And I think
he because for him, he's like, I don't know, this
is how we do shit. But from everyone else's perspective,
(29:17):
you're like, no, like this seems like this could really
be a huge inflection point in like like how like
where power lies in this country. Again, I don't know
if it would have the kind of reckoning that we'd
hope it would, but that's I think what people are
super super into. And then sadly for mister Donald, he's
used this Epstein case and like the conspiracies around it
(29:37):
to get people to think that the entire Democratic Party's
existence hinges on these files being secret and in the dark.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, so his audience is like, bro, kick the fucking legout,
let's go, let's send Obama to git Mo for being
on the Like that's what these people fucking think, is there?
Speaker 4 (29:55):
What they were promised since like twenty sixteen was a
that stuff like and he doesn't understand how much grounds
weather was related to this kind of thing exactly, So
they were promised like all right, should the sheriffs in
town all of a sudden, there's going to become a
day where all this is exposed. So many of them
cared about that.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yeah, he's been able to just kind of keep it moving, attack, divide,
conquer with everything. But I feel like this story in
particular like gets at two flaws at the heart of
like or two like contradictions at the heart of him.
Like first, he's he talks like he's a populist, but
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he's actually powerful and just like pretending to be a
man of the people while ruling completely as an oligarch.
And yeah, so like him protecting powerful people and his
own interests in like covering this up like cuts at
the very heart of that. But then he's also a
sexual predator, who's like that aspect of him is just
(30:58):
something that people have been able to overlook, but not
if it's not if he's a pedophile, like people will
not overlook that, and he just he.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Will about adult women or their.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Rights the right, Yeah, exactly, They just they won't push
past that, Like it's been such a key part of
like powering his appeal to this point. And so that's
like he is just using the same tactic that has
worked for him over and over and over again, and
like refusing to learn the lesson that this is different
(31:34):
or like why this is different, and he's just like
it's confusing to me. I don't know, maybe they're bad
people who again, I just want to see all the
brains break, like you know, I doubt will ever get
to this moment where like it's revealed what his connection
is to Epstein, like fully in documentation and if his
followers go, ah, well he was probably I don't know,
he was probably nice or something.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I don't know, like, you know, just some rationalization because
you know, we've seen we've I've seen little white children
die in the floods, and there's no like the sanctity
of the life of children is not even really a
thing in this country either. So it's like I don't Again,
I'd love to think that it would, but I think
I've just become so cynical because the over and over
(32:17):
you have all these examples. However, the difference being is
that like now the media apparatus is fighting, is in fighting, right,
Like you have Fox.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Who is apparently his mediaparatus. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Republican
parties And that's.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
How they screwed up is they use the propaganda machine
to promise Epstein exposure exclusively, right, They did all those
like publicity so so then if they're edging these people,
right and they're like just waiting for fucking D Day
where it's like a tornado overarrests, yeah, yeah, you know,
and then he's like, ah, never mind, we're not doing us.
They're like, wait the TV with the American flag and
(32:52):
Amazing Grace playing so loud.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
They promised us, right, Yeah, so on Newsmax they're taking
shots now at Fox News was being like, huh, they're
all scared over there and they haven't talked about Epstein
suddenly to try and be like who is the now?
I think because now they're trying to be like, who's
who's the one that really has your back?
Speaker 4 (33:12):
We're even farther right, probably.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Yeah, this is and again news Max is like for
the you know, terminally hopeless MAGA brained people, because it's
just it's pure nonsense over there. But this is news
Max taking shots at Fox about their coverage of Epstein.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Pressure appears to be working. We're hearing things sounding pretty
good again. This is what MAGA voters voted for, a
government for the people where the rich and the powerful
get the same justice as the rest of us. You
may have noticed the Epstein story was almost nowhere to
be found though on Fox News these last couple of days,
(33:47):
after months of very consistent coverage, and over the weekend,
Turning Point founder Charlie Kirk and Megan Kelly spent a
lot of time talking about Epstein at the TPUSA event
in Florida.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
It sounded like this, we covered that bit. But he
goes on to basically like like.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Laura Ingram isn't talking about it, Brett ba Here barely
talks about it. Huh. Maybe he's like maybe the pressure.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Clearly somebody's putting pressure on them and trying to be
like in taking up the mantle. It's like, and we
are the people that will give you pure, unadulterated bullshit
every day, So maybe you just switch the channel.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
And then they were, you know, the comments from the right.
They refuse to believe initially that and probably still do that.
Trump had clearly set down the order to kill this.
They're all blaming Pam Bondi, right, which is the usual movie,
just throw her under the bus and move on. But like, no, no, no,
he doesn't want this exposed. Yeah, he can't do that.
You know, he has to continually support her because it
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was directly his idea.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah, do we think because he he has pulled a
one eighty on this from being like we're gonna reveal Epstein'
stuff to like now being like, what does anybody care?
Do we think it's just that he didn't read the
files and then just like somebody had to finally be like,
hey man, you're in here, Like he just like didn't
know before that he was in there. And that's where
the one eighties coming from.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
I think his instinct for appealing to his populist base
is like pretty unparalleled, to the point that he'll just
do that without a forethought of like if there is
any it's like, well, I'll just make that not true
when I get there. Like that's what he's doing right now.
He's just he's been believed for every bullshit thing he
says for so long.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
He's trying to do that again. Yeah. Yeah, I mean
it is there is a world where he is so
seen now he's like, what who Jeffrey Epstein? Donald? What
about what the guy who died? The guy who you
were like best for? Are you for real? Bro? You
are serious right now?
Speaker 4 (35:35):
He's got like a cucumber. It's a Pam Bondy or whatever.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yeah, you're like, oh shit, shit, oh boy, give me
my ankle sucks.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
So yeah, it's it's just assumed you knew you were
on there what I'm who? Who?
Speaker 4 (35:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
But yeah, I mean nobody cares about that anyways. Yeah
it's okay, Yeah, yes, yes, sir, Like just like what
did that conversation go like behind the scenes? Like, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
I think the other thing I'm curious is about is
they're gonna have to give up somebody.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
I feel like that. Yeah, but I mean, but they
also but I don't think. I don't think. I don't
know if her her sort of sacrifice, that the altar
will be enough to replace parents client. Yes, yeah, yeah, yes,
And I think that's where it probably gets slippery, where
they're like, okay, do do a liberal person, and then
(36:28):
that person's gonna be like, are you fucking kidding me?
I'm like, let's let's bring it all out. Then if
I'm going all y'all motherfucker's coming with me? Do Matt Groening? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Fuck the Simpson's. He was on the flat legs. Do
Chris Tucker to Chris Tucker. Yeah, I mean Rush Hour
was a mess anyway.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
In retrospect, Stephen King, I mean, yeah, let's just let's
just say he came out with the surprising take. He
said he the Epstein client client list is real. So
is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. Oh is that right, sir?
Because I remember, right after Epstein died in jail, you
(37:08):
quote quote a lot of powerful people are breathing a
sigh of relief over Epstein's suicide. Interesting, hmmm, Like.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
That's so weird that you tweeted that when he when
he died, and then now you're like, okay, so you're
telling yourself.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
I feel like that. When he died, an email went
out amongst the illuminati being like, guys, it's over. We're
our long national nightmares over. The guy's dead. We don't
have to worry that is at all anymore. If anybody
brings it up again, just say he's been erased, like
Miles said. Holy yeah. Also like don't again, just a
(37:48):
note to both Stephen King and Donald Trump, like don't
mash up Epstein's stuff with like children's stuff, Like don't
you find Epstein client list in Santa Claus. That's weird.
Speaker 6 (37:59):
All.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
It's like King's telling on himself. Man. Yeah, a lot
of people were like, Okay, this is a weird like
even if this is a real take, and he's just
like I don't think there's a physical list, right, which
like very well may be true. It may be more
of a thing of like there's a database of people
(38:22):
that flew on those planes and you know that he
had information about and there's a lot of smoke there.
But if that's the case, what a weird hill to
die on? Like what the fuck are you talking about? Well,
but even then, even if they go there's they try
to be like there's no list, and people are like, yeah, fine,
who the fuck was involved? I don't care what capacity?
That's what Easton? Who are we dealing with here?
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Is this a romantic issue? Who gives a ship?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Because that wasn't enough for people to be like, all right, fine,
they're still they're saying, Okay, the files then the testimony
of victims that like that kind of shit, They're like,
that's what they're That's what their base is clamoring for.
They're like, don't look, you don't want to read it
because a bunch of us are going to go down.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Okay, are you happy? Is that what you wanted to hear? Oh?
My god? What they're like? You guys?
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Are we all did it? It was exactly like that
scene and eyes wide shut, we.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Were all yeah uh. He followed up by saying, boy,
I had a nerve with that Epstein post eyes squeezed
tightly crying laughing emoji instant tell the quote list is
like UFOs. Everyone knows someone who's seen one again that
same crying laughing emoji? Is there a more like load
(39:34):
bearing emoji for people who are like in really uncomfortable situations? Right?
But I'm actually I'm laughing so hard. That's actually, what's happened?
What's that? What's not panic?
Speaker 2 (39:45):
What's that one line you always quote about, Like it's
like guy who's like panicky? Can you not write down
that I'm I'm like totally panicking right now, like.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Sort of that kind of vibe. Wait, what do you
know what I'm talking about? Now?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
It's just sort of like how like when you see
these like interviews with someone, they're clearly frazzled in the interview,
and then like, do you mind actually not writing down
that I'm so transparently frazzled right now? Like those emojis, Yeah,
those emojis are such a fucking tell. And then the
list is like UFO, so everyone knows someone who has
seen the Epstein list.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah, I don't quite. You hang out with Stephen King?
I mean I feel like he's hanging out with Oprah
at best.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Yeah, scenario, and that ain't that ain't a good That's
not a good look either.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
When I found out that like Larry David and Alan
Dershowitz were like homies who like hung out on Martha's finger,
I was like, oh, this is this is so revealing.
And then Larry David did have the humanity to be like, oh,
this guy sucks shit eventually, but the fact that they
were friends in the first place is so wild to me.
(40:54):
It is revealing about like where these tweets that are
coming down to us like are just like little scraps
of overheard conversation from inside this room that like, we
can't even imagine what it's like in there. We can't
even imagine the conversations that are happening between Stephen King
and fucking you know, some tech founder who he's at
(41:15):
at a party with. You know, all right, let's take
a quick break and we'll be right back, and we're back.
There was a dog walking around more in your background.
(41:36):
I thought, for a second, because you're a skateboard I
was picturing you just off outside the frame of your
camera doing sick tech deck tricks with your fingers. I
thought that's what the sound was that we were here,
But I think it was your dog walking.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
Yeah, did you see There's several gifts and videos of
them rubber banding a skateboard to the bottom of a turtle,
and the turtle moves really fast and very much seems
to be enjoying the ability to like go finger board. Yeah,
it's pretty great.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
So it's a little fingerboard wow legs, So their legs
can like yeah, the.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Little turtle legs are like really going nuts.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
And that's like they're used to moving through water like that.
So turtles can fucking move and water. Yeah that's true. Yeah,
turtles can fucking move. Turtles can move.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Whoa, it's like dodge challenge your healthcare brother.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Yeah, wouldn't be me. Wouldn't be me. What else was
on the list besides the two thousand and give me
one other?
Speaker 4 (42:36):
I was looking at threes for a while, which is
another small convertible. It's a bmw C. Yeah, that's less reliable.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
That was I remember doing that the James Bond movie.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
I think it was Gold and I are the one
after that that that was first featured and was like.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Three oh man. Anyway, Hey, well, speaking of dogs, there
there's a new one who just rocketed up the fucking
Q charts or whatever the MDB star meter. I feel
like on this dog has to be fucking doing great.
So it's Crypto with a K, Superman's dog. A lot
(43:15):
of people are calling him a lot of a lot
of people are calling him the breakout star of the
New Superman movie. That's what Trump shouldn't have been doing.
He should be hosting a late night show interviewing Crypto,
the Superpower dog. Yeah, god, we all would have left.
What a fool, What a fool. But uh yeah, he's
(43:38):
I think cute. I don't know everybody see like him.
Cause a lot of havoc for Superman. So it's not
just like a lassie situation. He's, you know, a real,
real firecracker, this Crypto. I think that's not a good sign.
If the best thing about the Superman movie is the dog,
(43:58):
uh you know, I haven't seen it yet, I do.
This is now two strikes against me being able to
bring my kids to it, because if I brought them,
they would definitely want a dog more than they already do,
which is a lot. There's also a Russian roulette scene,
and they hated when I showed them deer hunters. I
don't think yeah this son, but yeah. So Crypto has
(44:25):
apparently caused a huge surgeon interest in dog adoption, and
specifically searches for Adopta Schnauzer, which is the type of dog.
I mean he okay, he's an unnamed Kryptonian breed. But
thank you Jack for respect don't be mad at any
Schnauzer or Kryptonian. Twitter. Yeah, Google searches for adopted Dog
(44:47):
near Me jumped five hundred and thirteen percent after the
movie came out. Last weekend, Rescued Dog adoption near Me
rose one hundred and sixty three percent, which is a lot.
And James Gunn is like, this is the best, This
is the the best news because I wrote crypto into
the thing after my own adopted dog, and I get it,
like it is good. And there's a thing called Dalmatian
(45:10):
syndrome that's named after whenever Disney would re release one
hundred and one Dalmatians in theaters, which is like used
to be the only way to see it.
Speaker 5 (45:19):
You know.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
They used to like have the vault and they wouldn't
like release movies on the HS, so one hundred and
one Dalmatians would come out in theaters. I think they
were released it in like eighty five and ninety one,
and you could just like chart the not like a
huge leap in the number of Dalmatians that would be
showing up at kennels and humane societies because people like that.
(45:40):
I think they said that the number of Dalmatian puppies
that were registered in America went from like eight thousand
to forty two thousand in a single year, and so
that obviously leads to a lot of bad situations for
the dog. That Dalmatians in particular don't like children who
(46:02):
can them? Oh yeah, so they and they they're known
to like kind of snap and sometimes bite. And so
the bad fit of like adorable movie character and target
audience just like didn't didn't go.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
Well, that's why I don't like children is a hilarious
characteristic for that.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Like W. C.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
Field's dog, It's like, okay, this dog, well the elderly.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
You're right, right right?
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Oh no, this is this hits hard because I suffered
from Dalmatian derangement syndrome. Nineteen ninety one, we bought a Dalmatian.
Did you really yes? From ninety one.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
In nineteen ninety one, you were part of the craze.
Mind we were fucking I look, bro, when I said
I was there in the nineties, I was fucking there
you okay? All over It even named the motherfucker Lucky
because that was one of the Dalmatians in hunter Win
Dalmatians Lucky. This is wild too.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
But this is when I first learned about inbreeding because
we went to this place where the puppies were being bred.
It was like out like fucking like San Fernando or
some shit, and it.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Was like there were so many dogs, a couple of them.
Like we were like, uh, let's sort through these and
get the best one, like cause there are a couple
odd ball like dogs behaviorally speaking. And I was like
there was one that I was like, Dad, this one's
great and it was just laying down and I was
like it's so nice and floppy. No no, no, no, no no, what.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
About this one that is upright and eating and drinking.
And I was like, why I want this one? And
I was like, I'll tell you about in the car.
And I was like, how come we couldn't take the
other one. He's like, well, because I think a lot
of these dogs are in bread and I'm like, what
do you mean. It's like, so the brothers have sex
with the sisters or the child with the mother a
great thing.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
And I was like, you have I'm fucking seven years
I'm seven years old telling you about the incest taboo
and why it's genetically necessary. And he's like and you know.
He went on to be like, he's like, and I
was like, oh my god, he's like the people like
royalty did that in Europe. He also hit me with
these European devils were also fucking each other too, because
(48:11):
I'm on the truth. My dad shit was you know
what I mean, and so lucky. She was so fucking
hyper and had so much energy. She wasn't actually bad
with me. The only time she bit me was because
I was stupid and I tried to eat from her
dog bowl while she was eating from her dog bowl,
which you learn, you're like. My dad was like, the
fuck were you thinking? I was lucky?
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Nipped up my ear and he was like, were you
You had your head in the dog's bowl while the
dog was eating.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
And I was like, I was just pretending, and he
was like, okay, well you deserved. He's like, I don't
know what you want me to say, like, that's what
a dog's gonna do.
Speaker 4 (48:46):
Here's a big important lessons that you learned.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
And you know what's sad.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
You know how old Fu tried that ship. I was
twelve and he tried to eat the dog. He was
way too old to be trying to do that shit.
And I remember my dad was like, God damn it.
So he took me to see Independence Day that day.
I remember because I was off, like fucking sad. He's like,
let's go to the movies.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
Man.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
Well, I was a dog park with Cody the other
day and there were two Dalmatians and I was talking
to the lady about it and she was like, these
dogs get a bad rap. But the thing is is
they have so much energy that they need to be
like ran a lot or else they do misbehave, especially
when they're young. There's a lot of dogs like that.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
I think, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
We go to the park and man, the amount of
time we spend throwing this tennis ball.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
It was like under armed ones like falling off.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Oh you had to get Tommy john surgery when I
was eight because I was throwing the fucking ball.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
So fucking hard constantly. Uh. That really got me, just
a kid getting Tommy Johnson. I was hopeful that this
would not be the case for Superman because the again,
this surge is being driven by a movie featuring a
Russian roulette scene, so presuming not a ton of like
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children in diapers being like, oh, you know, can we
get it? But there's an example from the history of
Dalmatian syndrome. That suggests that I'm too hopeful about adults
because one of the worst ones was Legally Blonde, leading
to an increase in abandoned Chihuahuas, and that movie is
(50:22):
not for kids. Those are adults who are like, this
is the hottest new fashion accessory and uh, yeah it's bad.
So yeah, adults are just bad and really really bad.
It Like one of the biggest worst examples of this
was Fucking a Nemo, leading to clownfish like being just
(50:43):
like extinct from like certain parts of the ocean that
it used to like floir that they used to flourish
in because there was such a massive demand for clown
That whole fucking movie. The whole point of that movie
is to leave them there and like they're rescuing Nemo
(51:04):
from an aquarium and trying to bring him back to
the fucking reef, and they were like, yeah, it led
to more than one million clown fish are taken from
reefs for home aquariums each year, more than one million.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
I feel like people are so weird that they're like,
he probably really sounds like Ellen degenerates.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Yeah, we didn't put a little microphone in there. I'm
also do you think it's all legally blonde? Because also,
let's not forget the Yokio Taco bell chihuahua from nteen
ninety seven.
Speaker 4 (51:37):
You were there in the nineties.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
I was there.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
I'm just thinking, like because I remember I was even like, man,
we need to get a chihuahua, and my mom and
dad are like, you already got this inbred ass dalmatian
who has the energy of a fucking freak.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Dude, We're not we don't need another dog.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
Well, that's I feel like dogs are. Really they're there
to teach us about unconditional love. That's you know, which
is like, I love this dog so psychotically he could
shoot house it doesn't matter, you know what I mean,
And like that's the goal on my mind. That's what
they're there for. But it's very different than you're like,
I want this thing to go my personal I can
go to the mall with it.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Look right, I want this magical owl from a movie.
It's like, yeah, that was another one. That's another like
really all time bad one. Like granted, owls are like
hard to come by and so, but there was hard
to come by the back then you gotta understand it
was a different time. You couldn't get an owl in
the corner. Owls were they It creates like the Harry
(52:33):
Potter series created an owl black market and just a
lot of unhappy people because owls are they're not, you know,
whereas like a parrot is a vegetarian animal and is
not its ship is like pretty manageable, like ol shit
is just like meat and like the pellets and then
(52:56):
just having the nastiest like meat ships at the other side.
Speaker 4 (53:01):
Yeah, it's a it's a wild nocturnal animal. Like you
don't want that. It's just all night screaming and jitting.
You don't want that your house.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
And they poop a lot. According to this article from
uh the Spruce Pets, do we have we.
Speaker 4 (53:16):
Have an owl near on island and it's you just
have it outside. It's amazing. I love it. It's like
you see it every once in a while, you know.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
It's wait, somebody owns it or it's like there is
there's like.
Speaker 4 (53:25):
An owl we had there's like a bunch of trees around.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
It's on the local wildlife.
Speaker 4 (53:29):
Yeah, and it's like there's some humans. Westerners really need
to learn that nature can be allowed to be without
owning it.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
Yeah, I disagree.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
I have to control every living being that I catched
my gaze upon to reinforce my theory that I am God.
Speaker 4 (53:46):
Yeah, you're like, oh, all I did was own that
orangutan that could rip a car door off. I yeah,
be great. So when he attacked my husband, I was
very surprised.
Speaker 1 (53:59):
It can do that. Wow. The one success story is
animal rights groups were really worried about a lot of
Great Danes being produced and like just huge Great Dane
puppy factories. After the movie Marmaduke came out and then
nobody went and saw that, so it was not even
a blip or went down. Actually they're like, oh no,
(54:22):
there was.
Speaker 4 (54:23):
There an uptick in people adopting office workers when Dilbert
really blew up.
Speaker 1 (54:27):
Yeah, I think there must. I did have the question
of like if movies like Jerry Maguire with a cute
kid like drove more people to have children that they
shouldn't have had.
Speaker 4 (54:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
Wow, Like we want our own Jonathan lit Nikki at home.
I want a little lit Nikky. Yeah. Anyway more, such
a pleasure having you on the podcast as always, Where
can people find you? Follow? You all that good stuff.
Speaker 4 (54:55):
Yes, at Birth on the Socials the we just did
a great episode. There's an episode of Rebrand that drops Wednesday,
which is today right now. I don't know when this
is Aaron, but with River Butcher, it's real good. He's
a fucking tremendous stand up. Also, I just recorded a
new special that is gonna come out in a couple
(55:16):
of months. It's gonna be called.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
Cool nerd Oh.
Speaker 4 (55:19):
Hell yeah, yeah, because that's what that's what I am.
And yeah, I'm excited about it. And uh that's it,
I think. Yeah, thanks for having me, you guys super much.
Speaker 1 (55:29):
Oh, thanks for doing it. Is there a work Amedia
that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 4 (55:32):
Yeah, you know what I'm really into right now. Shout
out to my friend Mike Giegrich who sent me this
amazing it to me and I suppose, but it's really
a tweet. This guy tweeted me drunkenly throwing my arm
around Yoda's neck. You know you're fucking cool in my book,
you little green bastard Yoda, Yoda spilling vodka all over himself.
Good to drive, I am.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
Good time out with the boys. Oh yeah, dude, Yeah,
I love that Yoda.
Speaker 4 (56:02):
Nobody asks him if he's good to dry.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
Yeah, he's offering it. Yeah, yeah, you just assume that
he is. Miles Where can people find you as their
working media you've been enjoying. Yeah, you can find me
everywhere at Miles of Gray.
Speaker 2 (56:18):
You can also find me talking about ninety d fiance
have four twenty day fiance with Sophia Alexandra.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
There are a couple posts I like. There's this one.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
I love like again as like a music kid, like
band geek kid. In school, I always there was like
music teachers were so seminal to like me.
Speaker 1 (56:37):
I don't know, just being like a complete person. I
feel like in understanding that, like at all these numerous
ways to express myself. So there's this, There are all these.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
I always find these accounts that are like music teachers
who are just putting their students onto like music and
like getting them to play it and have fun. This
is an account it's called at Tim Lorelli, and he's
like a music teacher somewhere in the US, but he
is He's got his kid's playing like Everything in Its
Right Place by Radiohead and it's so fucking good.
Speaker 1 (57:05):
This is also the song.
Speaker 2 (57:06):
That we should write out on because I really just
check out this guy's account because all of his students
are so talented and like they're like wonky at playing instruments,
but it gives it like this, such like a swaggy
quality like that is really dope. So I just want
to play a little bit of these kids playing everything
in its right place. It's because it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (57:29):
These are like ten year old kids. They're just fucking
vibing with this shit.
Speaker 2 (57:34):
Yeah, he's got three kids on drums in this video.
He has all this, like all these keyboards set up
just for these kids to fuck around.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
I think it's just it's fantastic when the.
Speaker 4 (57:47):
Damn a little beat maker. Yeah, what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (57:51):
These kids are killing it anyway, It's it's really dope.
It's like, you know, it's like that heartening kind of content.
You need to see it and make yourself be like, yeah, man,
you've got these kids. Man, you gotta pull up for
these kids.
Speaker 1 (58:03):
Amazing. You can find me on Blue Sky at jacko
b the number one on Twitter at jack Underscore O'Brian
uh tweet. I liked Tanner or te starn n Er
at Mulholland Underscore Drive tweeted, I low key believe Jennifer
Gardner when she talks about Capital one. I do can't
(58:27):
can't help myself. I'm about it. Yeah, she wouldn't lie.
You can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're
also on Blue Sky at Daily Zeikeeist. We're at the
Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram, and you can go to this episode,
go to the description where we describe the episode, and
down below there you will find the footnotes, which is
(58:47):
where we link off to the information that we talked
about in today's episode sources. We also link off to
a song that we think you might enjoy, and Miles
has already introduced that. Yeah, great, it's uh, you'll have
I'll put the link in the footnotes. These kids, I
think are just got a little built to it.
Speaker 6 (59:10):
Oh this it's just so it sounds like yeah, and
it's just like and it's just I just they're like
these they're just having fun, you know.
Speaker 1 (59:21):
That's what it's all about.
Speaker 4 (59:22):
Dude, And those kids will love music for the rest
of their life exactly.
Speaker 1 (59:26):
Yeah. Yeah, my kids did that, uh band camp, school
of rock camp for like the first week of their
summer break and now are obsessed with music. Unfortunately it's
Imagined Dragons and like some other some other band that
sounds like imagine Dragon and they're like the Score I
(59:46):
think is the name of the band. They're like, do
you do you like this though? And I'm like, you
know so I like that part right there. That part
was cool. Trying not to ye, they're young, but yeah.
Speaker 4 (59:57):
That's part of being a parent. I have to imagine it.
You got to find a way the love whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
I would be like, oh you fucking with the Score.
I'd be like, you like the Fujis you like fi
the Mother Score? Yeah? Anyways. The Daily Zeus is the
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Law, co produced by Bee Wag.
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I got on a skateboard for the first time since
I was a child yesterday because I bought one at
Big five Sporting Goods. But you know the famous skate
culture Big five Sporting Goods not very gorgeous. Yeah, yeah, Hey,
what kind of deck did you get? Probably so I
had a dragon on the bottom, which is what my
my nine year old's really into. This fantasy series is
(00:25):
all about dragons. So we got a dragon skateboard, and
I couldn't believe how unnatural it felt to ride. To
get on a skateboard, I was like, oh my god. Yeah,
like like a cartoon that stepped on a skateboard and
it's like, yeah, I got on it. Bro. I was like,
(00:47):
I'm gonna go shred around the neighborhood. Like once I
got a little plastic thing off the wheel, I was like,
I'm gonna go take this baby for a spin around
the neighborhood. I like went down our driveway and then
walked directly back up. I was like, oh, I'm going
to kill myself. Yeah, kill you strew it in the garbage.
You're like, no, this is your day exactly. Hello the Internet,
(01:13):
and welcome to Season three, ninety seven, Episode four of
dir Daily's Eide Guys Stay production of iHeartRadio. It's a
podcast where we take a deep dive into america shared consciousness.
And it is Thursday, July seventeenth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yep, it's July one seven. It's National Dole Whip Day.
Shout out Dole Whip. Okay, Hey, it's get to know
your customer's Day, all right, Hey, put her there, Nice
to meet you, National Lottery Day, National Tattoo Day, World
Emoji Day. No, I'm sorry, I'm getting old shaky because
I have a coffee burp.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
No, the coffee burp that was coming up. You get
really emotional about the lottery. I guess yeah. I just
think it's nice. You know, like all of these national days,
you can find something that's like fucked up. Yeah, you know,
some bad backstory. But with doll Whip, you know, the
Dole Company, Disney anything like two companies that are beyond approach.
(02:12):
And there's nothing badge happening to do with doll fruit,
no doll what could go wrong?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It's I ignore specifically the high pineapple plantations in Hawaii.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Just let's focus on the good, the doll and the
word whip any overthrows of governments that get it. Yeah,
they were beyond the orchestration of.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Uh, how are you talking about kidnapping someone's queen and
being like, gimme that give I That was the how
the annexation of what happened.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Anyway, anyways, anyway that to you, my name's Jack O'Brien.
Look at the files. Look how they expose you and
everything you do. Yeah, they were all pedals courtesy of
d MD on the discord about the Epsteam files. I'm
(03:09):
thrilled to be joined, as always by my co host
mister Miles Right.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
This Miles Great aka wake on up a fix the project.
It came to me while I was hypnaggic, may wake
up a fix the project my sleep.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, anyway, shout out to cleod Universe for that one.
Wake me up, I.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Think right before you go go, unless I before you
go go. Yeah, actually no, you did write that in
the description, so that is exactly what it is. But
in shout out to the hypnogogic problem solving State. I
had something last night and I totally forgot it, which
is why I'm like, that's why you gotta write them down.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, gotta write them down and then think about write
them down and don't just be turned away by the
fact that it doesn't make any sense. Yeah, but does
it find that place? Maybe this world, maybe this waking
mind doesn't make sense, and that mind is the one
that makes sense. Miles, We're thrilled to be joined. I
(04:08):
need you to write them down so you can bring
them on the podcast by Will I love your assignment
from my Hypnogogic Diaries. Hypnogogic Diaries is a sment.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
The other one I thought of is like where to
put the cat litter box? And I'm like an enclosure
for it so it stays out of sight. These are
also things a Google search would accomplish of, like what
to do with cat litter box?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Out of sight? But in my bed, I'm like an
enclosure for it. Awake like sit bolt tell you, the
ideas aren't fucking great. We didn't see it put it
in a box. We're thrilled to be joined. In our
third seapot, one of our favorite guests the very funny comedian, actor,
writer improviser you know I'm from Mythic Quest Drunk History.
(04:53):
He's the co host of the very funny podcast rebrand
Especial Spiritual, Filthy Spiritual will leave Filthy is very funny.
You ought to go check it out right now. Please
welcome back to the show. It's Mark Burke.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Hello, dudes, you guys.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, hell, it's great. Great to have you. Great to
have you. More short for Mortuary, Yeah, actually more Mortis show.
It's the masculine version of Mark. It's great to have
you back. We're going to get to know you a
(05:36):
little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to
tell the listeners a couple of the things that we're
talking about today. I don't know. There's a story that
keeps coming up on here, even though I've been told
that you're only interested if you're a bad person by
our president, by my president. He's told me if you're
(05:56):
still interested in this, you might be at okay. I
don't know what to scram but anyways, it keeps showing
up on here. So we're gonna talk about the Epstein flailing,
the you know Trump, what is your fucking problem? Man?
Why were he so obsessed with this Epstein guy? He's
(06:18):
dead and quote where he says he's been dead a
long time. Oh, this was never a big factor in
terms of life. In terms of life is.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
At which say he was a big factor.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
In a lot of really never a big factor in
terms of life. We'll talk about that. We'll talk about
Stephen King with a with a Banger, maybe his finest
writing work since Maximum Overdrive. Yeah, so we'll talk about that.
We have some uptick in dog adoptions thanks to Crypto
(06:58):
Superman's Doggie through Men's Friend, all of that plenty more.
But first we do like to ask our guests, what's
something from your search history that's revealing about who you are? Guys?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
In keeping with my mort brand on the daily sight, guys,
which I'm looking at both skateboarding and used cars, I'm
gonna go to I'm driving to Chino today to check
out a two thousand and two and be meata and guys,
this might be the one.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Two thousand and two.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, man, I want a little I want a little
convertible I can learn how to work on. I'm a
I'm an adult man now and I want to really
i want to emphasize a healthy masculinity in my life.
So I'm gonna start wrenching.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Hell yeah, dude, Yeah, just got a spot for to
tinker in that on that thing.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yeah, we got a little garage over here, and we're gonna, yeah,
we're gonna get into me and a friend of mine.
He's gonna bring his tools uver. Is gonna be a
bunch of hot shirtless dudes listening in the sunshine.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
The way you said that, it just sounds like dudes
who are smoking meth who're about to just take a
part apart. Hey, my boys, abot's come over some tools
and get under the hood of this Miata. It's like,
you guys don't know what you're doing. Yeah, but we
got tools, man, we'll figure it out. Ye gonna come over.
We got VCR that we're just gonna take apart kind of.
You got a few projects you and your buddy been
working on, right, Yeah, we're still figuring out the cathode
(08:20):
ray tube TV. Still figuring out how that works.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, yea, I'm gonna hang on this porta potty for
a while.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
You guys cool, gotta watch a ton of porn and
take this Miata apart with our hands. Wait, so figure
out what makes cathode ray TV so heavy and what
makes the cathode ray tube stink when you crack it
open so bad? What wait? What?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Why the Miata is there? Like, is there a specific
reason why you you got your eyes on the Miata.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
They're affordable, they're relatively reliable, they're easy to work on,
and I want a little convertible while I live in California.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Hell yeah, hell yeah, Okay, Like I feel like it
would be something you'll be looking like something that the
beach boys would sing about by the end of that,
you know, just a little uh yeah, top down, that's down, yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Serve board in a middle age lady.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
These are almost up from all the skating.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
His skeleton hurts.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
What something? The things underrated?
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Underrated. I don't know if anyone's doing this, but my
wife and I realized, dude, we do this thing where
we make up words. Not enough people are doing it.
Last night, Cody our pitfull. He wouldn't stop loudly licking
his foot and Ashley, my wife, goes, Cody stops slurping,
and he immediately stopped doing it.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yea, and that word is too correct.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Not to that smarting is the perfect word for what
he was doing.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
So I will no manx.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Next time I'm leaving leave a party, I'm gonna go
all right, Well I'm gonna I'm gonna jump. Yeah, I'm
gonna jump and then just leave and it'll be like
I guess it's a whole new word for leasing, jerping.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
You want to jerk, dude, Yes.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
This party's cash, let's jerk.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Oh hell yeah, dude, what's that jerking off in the
jeep outside? Oh? Could get you in trouble if you're
if you're just assuming you know what other people mean,
They're like, yeah, brother.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
They jack off as they leave.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I'm going to jump on out of here. My god,
he's jacking off. You guys, don't look sorry, I do
want to go back to the two thousand, because I do.
I am just curious how you select, because looking at
the picture of the two thousand to Miata, I'm realizing
this is a car I see all all over the road.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
They made a ton of them.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, is that what happened? Is it they made a
ton and or is it like what I'm curious what
the the Darwinian survival of the fittest thing is that happens?
Where where a car just lacks Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Well, Japanese engineering primarily, so they're like super reliable. All
the parts are affordable. So a lot of people the
nas the first generation, tons of people took those and
like on across them, track them, like put crazy stances,
like all put insane spoilers on them. So they have
that too, But they sold so many that there's still
(11:21):
a lot better like functioning.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That makes sense. The body looks like I'm trying to
think it looks like a Jetson's car a little bit.
I feel like it's the closest that we've come to,
like the flying Jetson's car. Yeah that it's like round
and like kind of torpedo shaped a little bit.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Yeah, Yeah, I like it because it's that You're right,
it does. It looks like what they thought the future
was going to be in nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Right, yeah, beautiful future. All right. What is something you
think is overrated?
Speaker 4 (11:47):
It's funny that you guys said fruit earlier, because I'm
legitimately excited about uh oh wait overrated.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah, I always I always can.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Like underrated.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
If you got a fruit that you're excited about, just
pick a different fruit that's overrated compared to it. It's
a little little pro tip.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Yeah, I want to I want to say this one
for myself. So that I start eating better more. You
know what's overrated popcorn? You know what's underrated? Fruit? Please
eat some goddamn fruit.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
But I will say my body is starting to fucking
u body is starting to crave fruit, which has never
happened for It's always just been like, eat more chips,
eat more chips.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
So yeah, so I'm.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Excited about sounds like sounds like your body is it
begging for vitamin.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
When you're like, I don't know what, Like, my body's
just craving this thing.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
It's like, please drink some water. Has that happened to
you guys?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Dude? What's going on my body?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
He used to be fine with PEPSI and I knew.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
I delivered pizza with the pizzas with a guy who
only drank mountain dew and he had four kidney stones
a year.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Oh jesusly drank mountain dew. I was like, this is
this is a personal policy.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Yeah, dude, for Brazil, I think he did a quitting
but and he wasn't. I feel like that's like a
twenty two year old would do. This guy was thirty nine.
You're like, you can't be doing brother.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, that uh mountain dew was my first like addiction
that I had to kick. It was like difficult to kick.
I was like had a high school class that was
like study hall, so it was downtime and me and
like a few people like had a little breakfast club
situation where we would like sit there and like get
into trouble. And I had every one of those. I
(13:35):
was definitely Molly Ringwald. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was the
one who you could shake their head and Dan Druff
would fall out. Yeah. But it was when I went
to school in Kentucky. We had just a full full
like pepsi machine in the cafeteria and I had a
mountain dew every single day. And once I was like
(13:57):
maybe this is bad because I like leave this class
like feeling bad about myself or like angry all the time.
And so I stopped and I like started getting headaches immediately.
I started like feeling like spiritually bad. I was like, oh, fuck,
this is still love mountain dew. But you got a
bad batch man, That's what I'd say. Yeah, just a
(14:19):
bad Batch man. The mix was off that year. Yeah,
they were stepping all over that shit that year. Just
twenty ounces of mountain do a day, you too can
start questioning your life decisions as a sixteen year old. Hey,
I do forty and get all the kidney stones you want.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
We're talking about this the other day, which is if
they should do this for adults now where they have lacroix,
but it's like mountain dew flavored. They have like serge
la croix.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You know, caffeine, like I don't know, leave the ken,
just take all the other chemicals out. But imagine how
bad that actual flavor is without the sugar. Oh, it'll
probably taste like the inside of a balloon or something.
I bet it would taste like if you've ever head
mountain dew after eating like birthday cake, or like something
(15:05):
that has too much sugar sugar and that's just or yeah,
or like the mountain dew after the syrup runs dry,
and it's just like a tiny remnant of the memory
of mountain dew and soda water, the memory of you,
the memory of dew, the memory of do which which
fruit has got has got you sprung like this?
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Yeah, you know, I'm really I'm doing peaches lately.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I'm doing an orange orange. I was gonna be like,
is it a citrus? Is the skurty coming.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah, I'm just trying to keep the shingles at bed.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
My teeth are way less loose, you know how your
teeth are always sort of loose.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Hey, Myles, I didn't know I was dealing with the
nutritious here. I don't. Yeah, I live like a pirate,
all right.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah. Peaches are good, though. This is the
time for peak. Just a peach I love.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
I mean, being in California, the fruit out here is
so good.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
It tastes like the sunshine. It's so great.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, yeah, we got it all. It's absurd how easy
it is to just like grow stuff here. It's literally
like what I thought planting something would be when I
was getting like, you like spit an apple seed out
and then like an apple tree like sprint springs up
that afternoon. Like That's kind of how it is in
southern California.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
If you think about it objectively, the fact that things
that we can eat grow from the ground. It sounds
like a weird Japanese video game, like that doesn't sound
like really.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
You do need the you need the fertilizer. That's that's important.
That's why I eat all my fruits whole and then
ship directly into the grounds where I want them to.
It is wild though, because like I've tried to plant
stuff in you know, Boston, in Missouri and the like,
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it's so much easier. I almost feel like the westwards
like they must have felt like the people who like
expanded west must have been like, oh there was like
there's like a treat at the end. There's like a
thing that was like the thing that we've always been
hoping for. Obviously with a bunch of we had to
kill a bunch of people. Yeah, a bunch of murder
(17:23):
the west like running addition to their property. Yeah, nice
little a du yeah yeah, yeah. I mean they weren't
doing nothing with it. That's right, there should be ours.
That's manifest destiny. But that they got a little treat
for the manifest destiny when they got out to the
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West coast, came out to California. This is a magical
land where everything grows by accident. Are lucky? How lucky
they were, How lucky, how lucky they were those those settlers.
All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come
back and talk about a complete non story, hoax and
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non entity that we're gonna be calling the Epstein hoax
from now on, folks, from here on, be right back
and we're back. And I don't know, like we said yesterday,
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we're not going to talk about this anymore for now,
for the moment, for the day.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Yon.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Oh my god, this guy is dead. I love that
being the room because so that was Bill Gates tried
that one, like the day after he died. They were like,
you know, you've been rumored to be on the flight logs,
what do you think about the passing of Jeffrey Epstein
And he his response was, well, he's dead, so no
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further questions. Their mean girl being dismissed with someone like
he's sad whatever you think he's talking, he's dead, Like
he was smart, we were nobody even cares about him.
What that's not. We're not saying he's cool, but you are.
This is the thing they're trying. They're trying to make
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it seem like people are into it because they.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Like him boring, Like one thing the dude was not
was boring, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, the old predator that has captured the imagination of
our entire fucking country and curiosity because of his connections
to the powerful that you're like, this.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Ain't going away, bro, going away.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
It was like three days ago. Trump called him a creek,
which is not nearly harsh enough. Like you know what
I mean, He's like he's a real he's a real
yucky guy. Like he's the living child predator.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Okay, what does that make you, mister president? You were
palading around with him, I was. I was trying to
tell him. I was trying to tell him to knock
it off, dude. That's what I was there for. I
was trying to convince him there's another way to follow Christ,
follow the.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Word of Christ. Dude. Do you feel like this is
now the time for the media and the Democratic Party too?
Like there are a lot of things people have been
pushing past right like Trump, Like those videos of him
are obviously like recirculating. There's also quotes where he's like,
you know, Jeff Epstein is a really interesting guy. Some
say he likes young women. Some say that he likes
them almost as much as me, Like, yeah, you shit
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like that that. There's just so much there that these people,
I feel like Hedge, I don't know, been actively ignoring that.
Now I feel like it's time to be like, hey,
this is not nothing.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Well, you see, all that's all dependent on whether it
comes through their propaganda machine of Fox News, right, It's
all just different informations. So if like Newsmac starts talking
about that shit, then they will receive it.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
You know. Yea, he thinks he's a national hero.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Unless something happens like you're talking about, where they're like,
maybe I will try to look into places that are
slightly more adjective, and then yes, they might have their
minds fucking blown.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
I've seen replies on Twitter and on Reddit where conservatives
are talking about it and someone is posting all the
links to evidence to be like here, you guys should
check this out.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Here, you guys should check this out. You guys should
check this out because they're like, you guys are talking
about it. Here's some court documents. Look at them, read
them if you want to do your own research as
you like to do.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
But anyway, the questions about Epstein are not stopping from
voters and the press. And again, like you're saying, Trump
is trying like every kind of way to spin this
thing from like oh no he's dead, or like you're
not cool, or now it's you're not even my real friend,
if you believe this, Yeah, this is what he posted
on Tuesday, the Truth Social. He goes on to basically say, like,
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the radical left Democrats have hit pay dirt again and
lifts he lists like seven hundred quote unquote folks, does
a reshishsher laptop from hell laptop. Okay, dude, like you
think you just run down the greatest hits and people
go oh yeah, yeah yeah. Anyway, so he's like, they're
no good at governing, and then this is what he said.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Their news detected. There he says, they're no good at governing,
no good at jelly, and no good at picking winning candidates.
I mean checks check check and are sort of same
for you, dummy.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
But anyway, he just goes on to say, quote, their
new scam is what we will forever call that Jeffrey
Epstein hoax, and by past supporters have been into this
bullsh quote.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Un quit quote unquote bullshit is hold on, let's be
unequivocal here, mister Donald, is it bullshit or we is what.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
The truly illiterate use quotation marks to indicate emphasis. That's
what's so frustrating.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Well, yeah, so he nails it earlier because he says
the lying fifty one quote unquote intelligence agents. So calling
into questions, you've been roasted intelligence agents because you're technically
intelligence agent, but you're not intelligent.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I think I think those are Freudian scare quotes, right,
you know, because he's like, it's not bullshit.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
So I'm gonna have to how did you get there?
He just said, who put that there? He said, support
everybody to this quote n quote bullshit, hook line and sinker.
They haven't learned their lesson and probably never will, even
after being caught by the lunatic left for eight long years,
I have had more success than six monts that perhaps
any president Patrick sorry, and all.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
These people want to talk about with strong pridding by
the fake news and the success six starting dumbs is
said Jeffrey Efstein. Helps let these weaklings. So now he's
calling MAGA the base. Let these weaklings continue forward and
do the Democrats work. Don't even think about talking of
our incredible and unprecedented success whatever goes on, because I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Want their support anymore. Thank you for your attention to
this one. He's he tells them not to talk about
all the success they're having because he doesn't want their
support anymore. If you talk about Epstein, you I don't
I don't want you Anyea.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
He's like reached the point in the relationship of the
abuser who's like, all right, I no longer have to
do any pretending that I am like kind or thoughtful
or value you. Now it's just like, actually, fuck everybody.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah, you know, it's tearing everything down. It's melting everything down.
Uh so again he posted that.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Sorry real quick. Was that the one where you said
quote quote my boys and girls?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
No, that was Yes, that was Monday, Monday, So this is.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I think, And he said and sometimes galops galous.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Like is that supposed to infantil like and fantolyize people?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I don't even know what the sometimes is. Maybe subconsciously
he knows he's repellent to win, repellent to women, and
like his numbers go up, and my boys got me.
But and sometimes guys who are fucking with who are
fucking with the culture if you are good, dad.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
I'm wondering, like why this is my and then also
boys and like what you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
It's very strange enough, he's very strange. Children, It's very
strange approach when you're denying pedophile accusation. Yeah, is to
take on the role of daddy who's going to tell
you what to do. But yeah, because you remember, there was
a whole Daddy's home fucking branding they did a couple
of weeks ago where he was daddy and like, I
(25:31):
love that it's coming home and American needs good spanking. Yeah, yeah,
and I.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Get that, like the over comparison to Hitler thing, but
they you know, it's off.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
It's but he did he.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Was the furor you know what I mean. It's just
so yucky, Like the whole thing is like daddy issue growth.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
This ranks five yuckies on the yucky scale on the
daily's like a yucky scale.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Here's so, here's a moment where he was on the
tarmac again obviously being asked about it because that's like,
what the fuck is going.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
On with this?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
And this is where he gives again just all over
the place answer because he doesn't know what to fucking Sayler,
I've been so interested in the e. F.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Steine story. I don't know up said about how it's
been handled. I don't understand it why they would be
so interested. He's dead for a long time.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Yes, he was never a big factor in terms of life.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yes, I don't understand it. I don't like just the
willful misunderstanding of what is happening here. Yeah, I don't
understand why anybody's interested in this. He's dead, doesn't make it,
actually made it way more suspicious the way he dies.
(26:46):
So to keep acting like it's weird that people are
interested in this guy who's dead. Why are we even
talking about him a big factor in terms of like life?
It sounds like that sounds like like the way I
wrote like an essay in high school. Hi. Oh yeah,
just like just trying to make a sentence sound more important,
Like that person didn't matter to this sort of specific
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moment in history. Is like, and that person not even
like a factor in terms of life. So therefore it
shall be noted that this was inconsequential. He goes on.
He goes on, I don't understand what the interest or
what the fascination is. I really don't. And the credible
information has been given. Don't forget we went through years
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of the Mugga.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Witch hunted r and then he does the whole thing,
the Mare, the steel Doier. But again he's just like
I just He goes on to say that only bad
people are the ones that want to keep it alive,
and then he sort of implies it's the press and
other people, so you but also you.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Are really says you if you're interested in this, I
don't know. I guess you're probably they're probably bad people.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Yeah, It's like his instinct for division is unparalleled. Like
everything he talks about is it's always has the dynamic
of polarization. It's always divided a conqueror. It's always ustrouses them,
you know.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
I think this is another example though, of how disconnected
you become from reality when you are this powerful. Because
he's like, I don't understand what everyone's fascination is with
this prolific sexual predator who seem to intersect with all
these wealthy, powerful people, because it's not like we live
in a world where the wealthy seem to just be
able to do evil shit without consequence. And I don't
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see how this Epstein case is a branch off of
that tree that is kind of, you know, the underpinnings
of what people think.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Is wrong with America. It's like, I think the wealthy
and powerful might be bad.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
I don't think he's more disconnected than he's ever I
think he just always is manipulating the narrative and reality.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
By his own you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
He's sure, I don't want to lose the election.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
We didn't.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
We didn't lose people to be interested in this guy.
Everybody's bored by this guy, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
But I think he doesn't realize, though, the thing that
is powering people fascination with Epstein on the left or
the right again, is this idea that these fucking people
do whatever the fuck they want and don't give a
fuck about people's safety, the laws, whatever. And I think
he because for him, he's like, I don't know, this
is how we do shit. But from everyone else's perspective,
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you're like, no, like this seems like this could really
be a huge inflection point in like like how like
where power lies in this country. Again, I don't know
if it would have the kind of reckoning that we'd
hope it would, but that's I think what people are
super super into. And then sadly for mister Donald, he's
used this Epstein case and like the conspiracies around it
(29:37):
to get people to think that the entire Democratic Party's
existence hinges on these files being secret and in the dark.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, so his audience is like, bro, kick the fucking legout,
let's go, let's send Obama to git Mo for being
on the Like that's what these people fucking think, is there?
Speaker 4 (29:55):
What they were promised since like twenty sixteen was a
that stuff like and he doesn't understand how much grounds
weather was related to this kind of thing exactly, So
they were promised like all right, should the sheriffs in
town all of a sudden, there's going to become a
day where all this is exposed. So many of them
cared about that.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yeah, he's been able to just kind of keep it moving, attack, divide,
conquer with everything. But I feel like this story in
particular like gets at two flaws at the heart of
like or two like contradictions at the heart of him.
Like first, he's he talks like he's a populist, but
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he's actually powerful and just like pretending to be a
man of the people while ruling completely as an oligarch.
And yeah, so like him protecting powerful people and his
own interests in like covering this up like cuts at
the very heart of that. But then he's also a
sexual predator, who's like that aspect of him is just
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something that people have been able to overlook, but not
if it's not if he's a pedophile, like people will
not overlook that, and he just he.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Will about adult women or their.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Rights the right, Yeah, exactly, They just they won't push
past that, Like it's been such a key part of
like powering his appeal to this point. And so that's
like he is just using the same tactic that has
worked for him over and over and over again, and
like refusing to learn the lesson that this is different
(31:34):
or like why this is different, and he's just like
it's confusing to me. I don't know, maybe they're bad
people who again, I just want to see all the
brains break, like you know, I doubt will ever get
to this moment where like it's revealed what his connection
is to Epstein, like fully in documentation and if his
followers go, ah, well he was probably I don't know,
he was probably nice or something.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I don't know, like, you know, just some rationalization because
you know, we've seen we've I've seen little white children
die in the floods, and there's no like the sanctity
of the life of children is not even really a
thing in this country either. So it's like I don't Again,
I'd love to think that it would, but I think
I've just become so cynical because the over and over
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you have all these examples. However, the difference being is
that like now the media apparatus is fighting, is in fighting, right,
Like you have Fox.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Who is apparently his mediaparatus. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Republican
parties And that's.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
How they screwed up is they use the propaganda machine
to promise Epstein exposure exclusively, right, They did all those
like publicity so so then if they're edging these people,
right and they're like just waiting for fucking D Day
where it's like a tornado overarrests, yeah, yeah, you know,
and then he's like, ah, never mind, we're not doing us.
They're like, wait the TV with the American flag and
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Amazing Grace playing so loud.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
They promised us, right, Yeah, so on Newsmax they're taking
shots now at Fox News was being like, huh, they're
all scared over there and they haven't talked about Epstein
suddenly to try and be like who is the now?
I think because now they're trying to be like, who's
who's the one that really has your back?
Speaker 4 (33:12):
We're even farther right, probably.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Yeah, this is and again news Max is like for
the you know, terminally hopeless MAGA brained people, because it's
just it's pure nonsense over there. But this is news
Max taking shots at Fox about their coverage of Epstein.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Pressure appears to be working. We're hearing things sounding pretty
good again. This is what MAGA voters voted for, a
government for the people where the rich and the powerful
get the same justice as the rest of us. You
may have noticed the Epstein story was almost nowhere to
be found though on Fox News these last couple of days,
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after months of very consistent coverage, and over the weekend,
Turning Point founder Charlie Kirk and Megan Kelly spent a
lot of time talking about Epstein at the TPUSA event
in Florida.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
It sounded like this, we covered that bit. But he
goes on to basically like like.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Laura Ingram isn't talking about it, Brett ba Here barely
talks about it. Huh. Maybe he's like maybe the pressure.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Clearly somebody's putting pressure on them and trying to be
like in taking up the mantle. It's like, and we
are the people that will give you pure, unadulterated bullshit
every day, So maybe you just switch the channel.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
And then they were, you know, the comments from the right.
They refuse to believe initially that and probably still do that.
Trump had clearly set down the order to kill this.
They're all blaming Pam Bondi, right, which is the usual movie,
just throw her under the bus and move on. But like, no, no, no,
he doesn't want this exposed. Yeah, he can't do that.
You know, he has to continually support her because it
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was directly his idea.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah, do we think because he he has pulled a
one eighty on this from being like we're gonna reveal Epstein'
stuff to like now being like, what does anybody care?
Do we think it's just that he didn't read the
files and then just like somebody had to finally be like,
hey man, you're in here, Like he just like didn't
know before that he was in there. And that's where
the one eighties coming from.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
I think his instinct for appealing to his populist base
is like pretty unparalleled, to the point that he'll just
do that without a forethought of like if there is
any it's like, well, I'll just make that not true
when I get there. Like that's what he's doing right now.
He's just he's been believed for every bullshit thing he
says for so long.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
He's trying to do that again. Yeah. Yeah, I mean
it is there is a world where he is so
seen now he's like, what who Jeffrey Epstein? Donald? What
about what the guy who died? The guy who you
were like best for? Are you for real? Bro? You
are serious right now?
Speaker 4 (35:35):
He's got like a cucumber. It's a Pam Bondy or whatever.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yeah, you're like, oh shit, shit, oh boy, give me
my ankle sucks.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
So yeah, it's it's just assumed you knew you were
on there what I'm who? Who?
Speaker 4 (35:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
But yeah, I mean nobody cares about that anyways. Yeah
it's okay, Yeah, yes, yes, sir, Like just like what
did that conversation go like behind the scenes? Like, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
I think the other thing I'm curious is about is
they're gonna have to give up somebody.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
I feel like that. Yeah, but I mean, but they
also but I don't think. I don't think. I don't
know if her her sort of sacrifice, that the altar
will be enough to replace parents client. Yes, yeah, yeah, yes,
And I think that's where it probably gets slippery, where
they're like, okay, do do a liberal person, and then
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that person's gonna be like, are you fucking kidding me?
I'm like, let's let's bring it all out. Then if
I'm going all y'all motherfucker's coming with me? Do Matt Groening? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Fuck the Simpson's. He was on the flat legs. Do
Chris Tucker to Chris Tucker. Yeah, I mean Rush Hour
was a mess anyway.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
In retrospect, Stephen King, I mean, yeah, let's just let's
just say he came out with the surprising take. He
said he the Epstein client client list is real. So
is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. Oh is that right, sir?
Because I remember, right after Epstein died in jail, you
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quote quote a lot of powerful people are breathing a
sigh of relief over Epstein's suicide. Interesting, hmmm, Like.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
That's so weird that you tweeted that when he when
he died, and then now you're like, okay, so you're
telling yourself.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
I feel like that. When he died, an email went
out amongst the illuminati being like, guys, it's over. We're
our long national nightmares over. The guy's dead. We don't
have to worry that is at all anymore. If anybody
brings it up again, just say he's been erased, like
Miles said. Holy yeah. Also like don't again, just a
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note to both Stephen King and Donald Trump, like don't
mash up Epstein's stuff with like children's stuff, Like don't
you find Epstein client list in Santa Claus. That's weird.
Speaker 6 (37:59):
All.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
It's like King's telling on himself. Man. Yeah, a lot
of people were like, Okay, this is a weird like
even if this is a real take, and he's just
like I don't think there's a physical list, right, which
like very well may be true. It may be more
of a thing of like there's a database of people
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that flew on those planes and you know that he
had information about and there's a lot of smoke there.
But if that's the case, what a weird hill to
die on? Like what the fuck are you talking about? Well,
but even then, even if they go there's they try
to be like there's no list, and people are like, yeah, fine,
who the fuck was involved? I don't care what capacity?
That's what Easton? Who are we dealing with here?
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Is this a romantic issue? Who gives a ship?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Because that wasn't enough for people to be like, all right, fine,
they're still they're saying, Okay, the files then the testimony
of victims that like that kind of shit, They're like,
that's what they're That's what their base is clamoring for.
They're like, don't look, you don't want to read it
because a bunch of us are going to go down.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Okay, are you happy? Is that what you wanted to hear? Oh?
My god? What they're like? You guys?
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Are we all did it? It was exactly like that
scene and eyes wide shut, we.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Were all yeah uh. He followed up by saying, boy,
I had a nerve with that Epstein post eyes squeezed
tightly crying laughing emoji instant tell the quote list is
like UFOs. Everyone knows someone who's seen one again that
same crying laughing emoji? Is there a more like load
(39:34):
bearing emoji for people who are like in really uncomfortable situations? Right?
But I'm actually I'm laughing so hard. That's actually, what's happened?
What's that? What's not panic?
Speaker 2 (39:45):
What's that one line you always quote about, Like it's
like guy who's like panicky? Can you not write down
that I'm I'm like totally panicking right now, like.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Sort of that kind of vibe. Wait, what do you
know what I'm talking about? Now?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
It's just sort of like how like when you see
these like interviews with someone, they're clearly frazzled in the interview,
and then like, do you mind actually not writing down
that I'm so transparently frazzled right now? Like those emojis, Yeah,
those emojis are such a fucking tell. And then the
list is like UFO, so everyone knows someone who has
seen the Epstein list.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah, I don't quite. You hang out with Stephen King?
I mean I feel like he's hanging out with Oprah
at best.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Yeah, scenario, and that ain't that ain't a good That's
not a good look either.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
When I found out that like Larry David and Alan
Dershowitz were like homies who like hung out on Martha's finger,
I was like, oh, this is this is so revealing.
And then Larry David did have the humanity to be like, oh,
this guy sucks shit eventually, but the fact that they
were friends in the first place is so wild to me.
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It is revealing about like where these tweets that are
coming down to us like are just like little scraps
of overheard conversation from inside this room that like, we
can't even imagine what it's like in there. We can't
even imagine the conversations that are happening between Stephen King
and fucking you know, some tech founder who he's at
(41:15):
at a party with. You know, all right, let's take
a quick break and we'll be right back, and we're back.
There was a dog walking around more in your background.
(41:36):
I thought, for a second, because you're a skateboard I
was picturing you just off outside the frame of your
camera doing sick tech deck tricks with your fingers. I
thought that's what the sound was that we were here,
But I think it was your dog walking.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
Yeah, did you see There's several gifts and videos of
them rubber banding a skateboard to the bottom of a turtle,
and the turtle moves really fast and very much seems
to be enjoying the ability to like go finger board. Yeah,
it's pretty great.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
So it's a little fingerboard wow legs, So their legs
can like yeah, the.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Little turtle legs are like really going nuts.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
And that's like they're used to moving through water like that.
So turtles can fucking move and water. Yeah that's true. Yeah,
turtles can fucking move. Turtles can move.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Whoa, it's like dodge challenge your healthcare brother.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Yeah, wouldn't be me. Wouldn't be me. What else was
on the list besides the two thousand and give me
one other?
Speaker 4 (42:36):
I was looking at threes for a while, which is
another small convertible. It's a bmw C. Yeah, that's less reliable.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
That was I remember doing that the James Bond movie.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
I think it was Gold and I are the one
after that that that was first featured and was like.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Three oh man. Anyway, Hey, well, speaking of dogs, there
there's a new one who just rocketed up the fucking
Q charts or whatever the MDB star meter. I feel
like on this dog has to be fucking doing great.
So it's Crypto with a K, Superman's dog. A lot
(43:15):
of people are calling him a lot of a lot
of people are calling him the breakout star of the
New Superman movie. That's what Trump shouldn't have been doing.
He should be hosting a late night show interviewing Crypto,
the Superpower dog. Yeah, god, we all would have left.
What a fool, What a fool. But uh yeah, he's
(43:38):
I think cute. I don't know everybody see like him.
Cause a lot of havoc for Superman. So it's not
just like a lassie situation. He's, you know, a real,
real firecracker, this Crypto. I think that's not a good sign.
If the best thing about the Superman movie is the dog,
(43:58):
uh you know, I haven't seen it yet, I do.
This is now two strikes against me being able to
bring my kids to it, because if I brought them,
they would definitely want a dog more than they already do,
which is a lot. There's also a Russian roulette scene,
and they hated when I showed them deer hunters. I
don't think yeah this son, but yeah. So Crypto has
(44:25):
apparently caused a huge surgeon interest in dog adoption, and
specifically searches for Adopta Schnauzer, which is the type of dog.
I mean he okay, he's an unnamed Kryptonian breed. But
thank you Jack for respect don't be mad at any
Schnauzer or Kryptonian. Twitter. Yeah, Google searches for adopted Dog
(44:47):
near Me jumped five hundred and thirteen percent after the
movie came out. Last weekend, Rescued Dog adoption near Me
rose one hundred and sixty three percent, which is a lot.
And James Gunn is like, this is the best, This
is the the best news because I wrote crypto into
the thing after my own adopted dog, and I get it,
like it is good. And there's a thing called Dalmatian
(45:10):
syndrome that's named after whenever Disney would re release one
hundred and one Dalmatians in theaters, which is like used
to be the only way to see it.
Speaker 5 (45:19):
You know.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
They used to like have the vault and they wouldn't
like release movies on the HS, so one hundred and
one Dalmatians would come out in theaters. I think they
were released it in like eighty five and ninety one,
and you could just like chart the not like a
huge leap in the number of Dalmatians that would be
showing up at kennels and humane societies because people like that.
(45:40):
I think they said that the number of Dalmatian puppies
that were registered in America went from like eight thousand
to forty two thousand in a single year, and so
that obviously leads to a lot of bad situations for
the dog. That Dalmatians in particular don't like children who
(46:02):
can them? Oh yeah, so they and they they're known
to like kind of snap and sometimes bite. And so
the bad fit of like adorable movie character and target
audience just like didn't didn't go.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
Well, that's why I don't like children is a hilarious
characteristic for that.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Like W. C.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
Field's dog, It's like, okay, this dog, well the elderly.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
You're right, right right?
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Oh no, this is this hits hard because I suffered
from Dalmatian derangement syndrome. Nineteen ninety one, we bought a Dalmatian.
Did you really yes? From ninety one.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
In nineteen ninety one, you were part of the craze.
Mind we were fucking I look, bro, when I said
I was there in the nineties, I was fucking there
you okay? All over It even named the motherfucker Lucky
because that was one of the Dalmatians in hunter Win
Dalmatians Lucky. This is wild too.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
But this is when I first learned about inbreeding because
we went to this place where the puppies were being bred.
It was like out like fucking like San Fernando or
some shit, and it.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Was like there were so many dogs, a couple of them.
Like we were like, uh, let's sort through these and
get the best one, like cause there are a couple
odd ball like dogs behaviorally speaking. And I was like
there was one that I was like, Dad, this one's
great and it was just laying down and I was
like it's so nice and floppy. No no, no, no, no no, what.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
About this one that is upright and eating and drinking.
And I was like, why I want this one? And
I was like, I'll tell you about in the car.
And I was like, how come we couldn't take the
other one. He's like, well, because I think a lot
of these dogs are in bread and I'm like, what
do you mean. It's like, so the brothers have sex
with the sisters or the child with the mother a
great thing.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
And I was like, you have I'm fucking seven years
I'm seven years old telling you about the incest taboo
and why it's genetically necessary. And he's like and you know.
He went on to be like, he's like, and I
was like, oh my god, he's like the people like
royalty did that in Europe. He also hit me with
these European devils were also fucking each other too, because
(48:11):
I'm on the truth. My dad shit was you know
what I mean, and so lucky. She was so fucking
hyper and had so much energy. She wasn't actually bad
with me. The only time she bit me was because
I was stupid and I tried to eat from her
dog bowl while she was eating from her dog bowl,
which you learn, you're like. My dad was like, the
fuck were you thinking? I was lucky?
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Nipped up my ear and he was like, were you
You had your head in the dog's bowl while the
dog was eating.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
And I was like, I was just pretending, and he
was like, okay, well you deserved. He's like, I don't
know what you want me to say, like, that's what
a dog's gonna do.
Speaker 4 (48:46):
Here's a big important lessons that you learned.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
And you know what's sad.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
You know how old Fu tried that ship. I was
twelve and he tried to eat the dog. He was
way too old to be trying to do that shit.
And I remember my dad was like, God damn it.
So he took me to see Independence Day that day.
I remember because I was off, like fucking sad. He's like,
let's go to the movies.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
Man.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
Well, I was a dog park with Cody the other
day and there were two Dalmatians and I was talking
to the lady about it and she was like, these
dogs get a bad rap. But the thing is is
they have so much energy that they need to be
like ran a lot or else they do misbehave, especially
when they're young. There's a lot of dogs like that.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
I think, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
We go to the park and man, the amount of
time we spend throwing this tennis ball.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
It was like under armed ones like falling off.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Oh you had to get Tommy john surgery when I
was eight because I was throwing the fucking ball.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
So fucking hard constantly. Uh. That really got me, just
a kid getting Tommy Johnson. I was hopeful that this
would not be the case for Superman because the again,
this surge is being driven by a movie featuring a
Russian roulette scene, so presuming not a ton of like
(50:01):
children in diapers being like, oh, you know, can we
get it? But there's an example from the history of
Dalmatian syndrome. That suggests that I'm too hopeful about adults
because one of the worst ones was Legally Blonde, leading
to an increase in abandoned Chihuahuas, and that movie is
(50:22):
not for kids. Those are adults who are like, this
is the hottest new fashion accessory and uh, yeah it's bad.
So yeah, adults are just bad and really really bad.
It Like one of the biggest worst examples of this
was Fucking a Nemo, leading to clownfish like being just
(50:43):
like extinct from like certain parts of the ocean that
it used to like floir that they used to flourish
in because there was such a massive demand for clown
That whole fucking movie. The whole point of that movie
is to leave them there and like they're rescuing Nemo
(51:04):
from an aquarium and trying to bring him back to
the fucking reef, and they were like, yeah, it led
to more than one million clown fish are taken from
reefs for home aquariums each year, more than one million.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
I feel like people are so weird that they're like,
he probably really sounds like Ellen degenerates.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Yeah, we didn't put a little microphone in there. I'm
also do you think it's all legally blonde? Because also,
let's not forget the Yokio Taco bell chihuahua from nteen
ninety seven.
Speaker 4 (51:37):
You were there in the nineties.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
I was there.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
I'm just thinking, like because I remember I was even like, man,
we need to get a chihuahua, and my mom and
dad are like, you already got this inbred ass dalmatian
who has the energy of a fucking freak.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Dude, We're not we don't need another dog.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
Well, that's I feel like dogs are. Really they're there
to teach us about unconditional love. That's you know, which
is like, I love this dog so psychotically he could
shoot house it doesn't matter, you know what I mean,
And like that's the goal on my mind. That's what
they're there for. But it's very different than you're like,
I want this thing to go my personal I can
go to the mall with it.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Look right, I want this magical owl from a movie.
It's like, yeah, that was another one. That's another like
really all time bad one. Like granted, owls are like
hard to come by and so, but there was hard
to come by the back then you gotta understand it
was a different time. You couldn't get an owl in
the corner. Owls were they It creates like the Harry
(52:33):
Potter series created an owl black market and just a
lot of unhappy people because owls are they're not, you know,
whereas like a parrot is a vegetarian animal and is
not its ship is like pretty manageable, like ol shit
is just like meat and like the pellets and then
(52:56):
just having the nastiest like meat ships at the other side.
Speaker 4 (53:01):
Yeah, it's a it's a wild nocturnal animal. Like you
don't want that. It's just all night screaming and jitting.
You don't want that your house.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
And they poop a lot. According to this article from
uh the Spruce Pets, do we have we.
Speaker 4 (53:16):
Have an owl near on island and it's you just
have it outside. It's amazing. I love it. It's like
you see it every once in a while, you know.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
It's wait, somebody owns it or it's like there is
there's like.
Speaker 4 (53:25):
An owl we had there's like a bunch of trees around.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
It's on the local wildlife.
Speaker 4 (53:29):
Yeah, and it's like there's some humans. Westerners really need
to learn that nature can be allowed to be without
owning it.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
Yeah, I disagree.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
I have to control every living being that I catched
my gaze upon to reinforce my theory that I am God.
Speaker 4 (53:46):
Yeah, you're like, oh, all I did was own that
orangutan that could rip a car door off. I yeah,
be great. So when he attacked my husband, I was
very surprised.
Speaker 1 (53:59):
It can do that. Wow. The one success story is
animal rights groups were really worried about a lot of
Great Danes being produced and like just huge Great Dane
puppy factories. After the movie Marmaduke came out and then
nobody went and saw that, so it was not even
a blip or went down. Actually they're like, oh no,
(54:22):
there was.
Speaker 4 (54:23):
There an uptick in people adopting office workers when Dilbert
really blew up.
Speaker 1 (54:27):
Yeah, I think there must. I did have the question
of like if movies like Jerry Maguire with a cute
kid like drove more people to have children that they
shouldn't have had.
Speaker 4 (54:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
Wow, Like we want our own Jonathan lit Nikki at home.
I want a little lit Nikky. Yeah. Anyway more, such
a pleasure having you on the podcast as always, Where
can people find you? Follow? You all that good stuff.
Speaker 4 (54:55):
Yes, at Birth on the Socials the we just did
a great episode. There's an episode of Rebrand that drops Wednesday,
which is today right now. I don't know when this
is Aaron, but with River Butcher, it's real good. He's
a fucking tremendous stand up. Also, I just recorded a
new special that is gonna come out in a couple
(55:16):
of months. It's gonna be called.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
Cool nerd Oh.
Speaker 4 (55:19):
Hell yeah, yeah, because that's what that's what I am.
And yeah, I'm excited about it. And uh that's it,
I think. Yeah, thanks for having me, you guys super much.
Speaker 1 (55:29):
Oh, thanks for doing it. Is there a work Amedia
that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 4 (55:32):
Yeah, you know what I'm really into right now. Shout
out to my friend Mike Giegrich who sent me this
amazing it to me and I suppose, but it's really
a tweet. This guy tweeted me drunkenly throwing my arm
around Yoda's neck. You know you're fucking cool in my book,
you little green bastard Yoda, Yoda spilling vodka all over himself.
Good to drive, I am.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
Good time out with the boys. Oh yeah, dude, Yeah,
I love that Yoda.
Speaker 4 (56:02):
Nobody asks him if he's good to dry.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
Yeah, he's offering it. Yeah, yeah, you just assume that
he is. Miles Where can people find you as their
working media you've been enjoying. Yeah, you can find me
everywhere at Miles of Gray.
Speaker 2 (56:18):
You can also find me talking about ninety d fiance
have four twenty day fiance with Sophia Alexandra.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
There are a couple posts I like. There's this one.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
I love like again as like a music kid, like
band geek kid. In school, I always there was like
music teachers were so seminal to like me.
Speaker 1 (56:37):
I don't know, just being like a complete person. I
feel like in understanding that, like at all these numerous
ways to express myself. So there's this, There are all these.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
I always find these accounts that are like music teachers
who are just putting their students onto like music and
like getting them to play it and have fun. This
is an account it's called at Tim Lorelli, and he's
like a music teacher somewhere in the US, but he
is He's got his kid's playing like Everything in Its
Right Place by Radiohead and it's so fucking good.
Speaker 1 (57:05):
This is also the song.
Speaker 2 (57:06):
That we should write out on because I really just
check out this guy's account because all of his students
are so talented and like they're like wonky at playing instruments,
but it gives it like this, such like a swaggy
quality like that is really dope. So I just want
to play a little bit of these kids playing everything
in its right place. It's because it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (57:29):
These are like ten year old kids. They're just fucking
vibing with this shit.
Speaker 2 (57:34):
Yeah, he's got three kids on drums in this video.
He has all this, like all these keyboards set up
just for these kids to fuck around.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
I think it's just it's fantastic when the.
Speaker 4 (57:47):
Damn a little beat maker. Yeah, what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (57:51):
These kids are killing it anyway, It's it's really dope.
It's like, you know, it's like that heartening kind of content.
You need to see it and make yourself be like, yeah, man,
you've got these kids. Man, you gotta pull up for
these kids.
Speaker 1 (58:03):
Amazing. You can find me on Blue Sky at jacko
b the number one on Twitter at jack Underscore O'Brian
uh tweet. I liked Tanner or te starn n Er
at Mulholland Underscore Drive tweeted, I low key believe Jennifer
Gardner when she talks about Capital one. I do can't
(58:27):
can't help myself. I'm about it. Yeah, she wouldn't lie.
You can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're
also on Blue Sky at Daily Zeikeeist. We're at the
Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram, and you can go to this episode,
go to the description where we describe the episode, and
down below there you will find the footnotes, which is
(58:47):
where we link off to the information that we talked
about in today's episode sources. We also link off to
a song that we think you might enjoy, and Miles
has already introduced that. Yeah, great, it's uh, you'll have
I'll put the link in the footnotes. These kids, I
think are just got a little built to it.
Speaker 6 (59:10):
Oh this it's just so it sounds like yeah, and
it's just like and it's just I just they're like
these they're just having fun, you know.
Speaker 1 (59:21):
That's what it's all about.
Speaker 4 (59:22):
Dude, And those kids will love music for the rest
of their life exactly.
Speaker 1 (59:26):
Yeah. Yeah, my kids did that, uh band camp, school
of rock camp for like the first week of their
summer break and now are obsessed with music. Unfortunately it's
Imagined Dragons and like some other some other band that
sounds like imagine Dragon and they're like the Score I
(59:46):
think is the name of the band. They're like, do
you do you like this though? And I'm like, you
know so I like that part right there. That part
was cool. Trying not to ye, they're young, but yeah.
Speaker 4 (59:57):
That's part of being a parent. I have to imagine it.
You got to find a way the love whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
I would be like, oh you fucking with the Score.
I'd be like, you like the Fujis you like fi
the Mother Score? Yeah? Anyways. The Daily Zeus is the
production of iHeart Radio. For more podcasts from My Heart Radio,
visit the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcast or wherever you
listen to your favorite shows. That is going to do
it for us this morning, back this afternoon to tell
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you what is trending and we will talk to you
all then Bye bye peace. The Daily Zeite Guys is
executive produced by Catherine.
Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Law, co produced by Bee Wag.
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