January 14, 2025 • 28 mins
In this edition of NosferaTrends, Jack and special guest co-host Andrew Ti discuss The Jack Smith Report Part 1 , Neil Gaiman: Sex Crim, the Consumer Electronics Show (and how it's basically a scam) and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Okay, now, Andrew, what is a dirty soda?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
All right?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Dirty soda pilled?
Speaker 4 (00:08):
I thought it was soda with drugs. It's it's more
Mormon than that.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I am the dirty Sprite, So dirty sprite specifically is
is from Houston. Dirty soda, dirty dirty die of pepper
is from Salt Lake City.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
That's that's more where this vibe is from.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
But I just I just sent in the chat a
link to a product from the official I assume Goodness
stands for Nestley, but it looks like an official website
selling a product that is labeled dirty Soda by Coffee Mate,
and it is coconut cream, sugar, fake flavors obviously, and lime,
(00:50):
so I think that's in my mind.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
And it says mixed with doctor pepper, so it's like
a fucked up Italian soda.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah, it's an egg cream. I think this is all
for people, and people who want any of the Mormon
reality shows, I think are much more intimately familiar with this.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I mean that makes sense because they don't get high,
so they need.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Something they do get extremely high, Brian.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Off, they do this, Yeah, I mean they need they
need a sugar the crash.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I just didn't realize how much of it was cream,
sugar and cream and lime.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
The cream and lime and soda.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
This is doesn't citrus cream kurdle.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Well, but that's why this is like coffee.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Mate, Oh so it's not like yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I assume like I mean, and there are ways to
temper the acid, I'm sure, but one of the better
ways to do it is to just have no milk
protein in there in.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
The first place.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah, because like coffee, maate, water, sugar, soybean oil, and
then less than two percent of fucking well.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Yeah, yeah, that's not gonna hurt.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
That's gross, is it? That's my question. I think it
might not be.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I think it might be delicious.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Where are you on an egg cream?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I don't like egg creams because they're not sweeten them. Like, well,
have I got a answered exactly? This answers my problem.
This fixes my problem with egg creams. Egg creams are
just chocolate milk with selter, right, it.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Doesn't have to be I don't even know if it's
there's no egg, but yeah, it's like a milk product,
an Italian syrup and selter. Essentially, this is an egg cream,
but you replace the selter water with straight up doctor Pepper.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yes, that's right. Egg cream feels like a product that
was only good to children who had not had chocolate
milk before and they like the It feels like it
was like a way to introduce children to chocolate milk
without them like it.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
It feels like it had to be like a close
to depression era, right, I mean it's it's just a
way to stretch a difficult to find product, like or chocolate.
I mean, chocolate was deer into the past World War two,
so like, yeah, it's just like what if we replace
eighty percent of this chocolate milk was soda water.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, it feels like it was of the era where
like those little dots on paper were like the best
candy going.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
You know, Hello the Internet and welcome to this episode
of No Sparra.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Trends. Courtesy of Vanadium Silver on the discord. Have we
done that one yet? Anyway? Uh? Trends? I mean it's
it's surprising to me that we haven't, but that one.
Courtesy of Vanadium Silver, who also contributed never Skipped Trends
Day for Never Skip leg Day. My advice to count
(03:44):
or lock in no Saratu because his legs were looking thin.
They were looking like a couple of flats, you know,
before flat.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Of the pieces.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
I can't believe how much we've talked about for rock
To in the last two weeks.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I can't stop.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I can't stop. I I liked that detail on him.
How I like it too.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I just think he would have been too overpoweringly sexy
to like if he was thick. He was project.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I have a question, was the thin leg thing because
of what happens in the end, Because remember there's a
shot where he like he stands up early in the
movie and you see his dick.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Did he have skinny legs in that scene too?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I don't remember, but it's just like the skinny leg Yeah,
Well he gets all shriveled.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Up in the painting, right or in the picture they
find We're really gonna talk now rock too, Okay. I
I will just say I was so blown away by
the fucking mustache. It's wild how much the mustache overshadowed
the dick.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Okay, can you explained the mustache thing?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Because people keep talking about it and I don't under
it's he's like an old like Romanian dude.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Of course he would have like a goofy must.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Never shown him with one. He's always been.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
But the character he's based on, the character that that
character's based on had a had a mustache, just like the.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Character he's directly based on is hairless completely because it's
not Sparatu.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
No Sparatu is based on Dracula, which is based on
Vlad the Impaler who did.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Know mustage, sure, but No Sparato twenty twenty four is
based on nos Faratu I want to say nineteen twenty
six or so, and that guy had no mustache.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
So the one.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Degree he just looked like he looked like he who
shall not be named me with a note.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, the mustache is fucking doctor Robotnik.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Who it's giving And I wish they had said that
in the movie, been like, you're giving Robotanic right now.
I know you're supposed keep going for a vampire thing,
but you're really giving me a Robotnick.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
It's just it's breathtaking. Literally, I'm just like, ah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
But that is what like my favorite detail, my favorite
moment in the movie is when he enters that town
and they just all like put on a little show
for him, like like making unblinking eye contact with him,
like because it just really feels like you're in this
like world and like this could be a moment in
history that's like totally lost to us.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
I call that scene the laughing at the cook scene.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, this couck. That also happens me any time I
enter a town.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, they just laugh. Everyone knows.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
This guy. This guy's into being fund I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I did.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
I did also see Baby Girl in the last week,
and what I heard is good.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's pretty good. I think.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I I.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I have some.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
And this is quoted on the poster. I have some.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Here's what I will say about both Baby Girl and
No Spatu. I kind of hadn't really thought about this
that much, but like they're both really good examples to
me of horny but not sexy movies. Yeah, in a
way that it's we're a real renaissance for like super
horny but not like sexy really in a I guess.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Good way nasty, but which it kind of reflects our
real life honestly, because there's a lot of horny and
almost very little sexy.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Not to overly pitch and tell other people in Hollywood
how to do their jobs. I do think every character
and baby Girl could have used just a little bit
of the substance.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Just oh really, it would have.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It would have solved a lot of their problems. Slash
exacerbated a lot of their problems.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
The broader twenty twenty four Oscar verse like, yeah, all
the movies in the Yeah, yeah, you know those like
Billy Crystal, Oscar Opener like song, pretty things that he
would do if the if they just like turned those
for this year's Oscar movies into a into a shared
cinematic universe, that would be as you.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Say it, there's I would bet money they do a
sketch and feel free If you haven't thought of this,
Oscar writers to steal this by giving count or Lock
the substance.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
The substance, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I think that would be a good good yeah, just
like that's whatever.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
So a sexy guy with a huge mustache and a
raddy cave walking out is a good sketch.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I feel, why are we talking about nos Faratu at
this time, because there's not a whole lot going on.
We're in the middle of a we all. You know,
the wildfires in Los Angeles are still raging, and it
is supposed to get windy in the next twenty four
(09:00):
to forty eight.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Hours reporting in like the tiny window of maximum ignorance
about how tomorrow is gonna.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Exactly now is going to be.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
But in the meantime, we can talk about the fact
that half of the jack Smith report dropped last night, baby,
and it's a hundinger Jack Smith who was spent. You know,
it's like the Robert Mueller for a time when we
no longer believed in Robert Mueller's Yeah, you know, came
(09:28):
through with his report, dropped it on the desk, but
before it had even thudded onto the desk, he had
resigned because he's like, I'm gonna get fired anyways.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
In the report, he makes it clear that he believes
that a trial would have resulted in a conviction had
voters not returned Donald Trump to the White House, claiming
that Trump engaged in an quote unprecedented criminal effort to
unlawfully retain power.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Yeah, yeah, not to listen. Obviously, Trump bad. The fact
that the Democrats, I'm just gonna go out on a limb,
are about to proceed with their farce of governance, their
farcical side of governance for the next four years, as
if these words were not there is, like.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Don't just fucking grove they're adults.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
How dare you every time he does something, fuck you
you're a criminal. Like that's what they would have done
and did do with even less direct of Obama.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Yeah, like on why are you playing along with this
fucking racist Fox? Like yeah, like we can't do anything
about the Republicans and just this shit in general.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I do wish a little bit that, you know, a
party that I at.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Least vote for, yah, would pretend to be less like
just fucking do something.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do, Andrew, I'm gonna
tell people to lower the temperature in the room a
little bit. And yes, I was talking about because I
just put on a third sweater because I'm ninety three
years old. But also I will to do that because
because it's getting a little too hot everybody criticizing the president,
(11:16):
it's getting a little too hot for me. Yeah, that
was my impression on Joe Biden. Anyways. It is a
one hundred and thirty seven page volume entitled Report on
Efforts to Interfere with the Lawful Transfer of Power following
the twenty twenty presidential election or the certification of the
Electoral College vote held on January sixth, twenty twenty one. Wow,
(11:44):
straight up titling that shit like it is the eighteenth century.
Like I had to, I had to go find my
favorite example of this. So the book that we all
know is Robinson Crusoe, which I don't know came out
in the seventeen or eighteen hundred, was actually titled The
Life and Strange Surprising Adventure of Robinson Crusoe of York Mariner,
(12:06):
who lived eight and twenty years all alone in an
uninhabited island on the coast of America, near the mouth
of the Great River of Arunuk, having been cast on
shore by shipwreck, wherein all the men perished but himself,
with an account how he was at last as strangely
delivered by pirates. So many words they don't even spell
(12:28):
most of them correctly.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
That is also just like like in our current part,
the reason we don't title shit like this anymore is
because that is an entire book for gen z.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah, that's way too much reading. That's right, that's two
TikTok's worth of text.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Bro. That is wild that they titled the report such
and fourth that is report on efforts to interfere anyways,
he's an old fashioned guy, Jack Smith. Most of the
evidence in the report is stuff we already knew about.
He did explain why he didn't charge Trump with insurrection.
It's because while he used violent rhetoric, it could be
(13:05):
argued that he didn't intend the full scope of the
January sixth violence, but he certainly let it go on
without telling anybody to stop it or knock it off
for a long time. And they also couldn't find a
precedent in which a criminal defendant was charged with insurrection
for acting within the government to maintain power as opposed
(13:25):
to overthrowing it or thwarting it from the outside, which
we don't have precedent, and that's what our legal system
is based on. So if the president like murders somebody,
we're kind of out of luck here.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
It's also like, hey, when you couldn't find precedent, well
now you've set one and the precedent is you don't
do shit.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Great job, well done, sir. The second half of the
report pertains to the classified documents case, which is the
one that's being held up by the other defendants. Honestly,
who gets a shit but based on this this one
where you have the goods, I don't know, it's good
(14:12):
to have on record, I guess for Yeah, once all
this is over and we're picking through the rubble of
the country.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Yeah, I mean, like again, if if the people that
we elect who should be doing the most of like
this is your AMMO Democrats and I'm watching you not
use it. The fact that you're not using it means
we've already lost. That, I guess is sort of was
sort of my feeling on this last election was like
(14:40):
we lost before it started. So I don't like not
we as in not Trump, but we like any people
who want anything good to happen.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah, it was bad and depressing situation that election. Let's
take a quick break and we'll come back. And we're back,
and we can add Neil Gamon to the list of
(15:16):
sex crim creeps. Uh, not gonna go into it too
much more. But the famous author there's a long New
York magazine article that is pretty upsetting. Uh yeah, turns
out he's a real gross sex chrim. Let's see what
do we got? We got cees. Uh, it just ended.
(15:40):
I wanted to point out so Brian the editor and
I were talking about how bad ces seems to be
and how kind of flat it is, and he pointed
out this anecdote from the World's Fair. Do we do
this on on Mike Brian?
Speaker 6 (15:56):
Now this is after after the show.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Yeah, so you're where all the best content happens.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Always We're like, ah, now we can relax and be
entertaining to one another. But you were talking about this
inventor last name Otis who you'll still see his name
when you walk onto an elevator in New York City
at least. So this was at a time when New
York City was made up of at most five story
(16:24):
tall buildings because nobody wanted to walk any more than that.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Yeah, back in the day, penthouses were undesirable. You didn't
want to live in.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Yeah, pent up up there in the penthouse, all pent up.
And so this guy invented something that was elevator breaks,
where if the wire on the elevator snapped you, you
would still be safe. And then he went to the
World's Fair and he stood on an elevator and had
(16:57):
somebody cut the fucking elevator stray, and then his breaks
invention like stopped the elevator and you know, a year later,
Otis elevators were being installed in buildings, and you know,
a century later, New York City looks completely different and
there's tall buildings all over the place. So it's just
(17:19):
the sort of thing that would be great if there
was that sort of pluck and inspiration.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Tech leaders to put any of their money where their
mouth is.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Fucking Elon Musk go to Mars.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Oh my god, it would be so great if he
started launching himself in those rockets. Yeah, like what what
needs to happen to do that? But anyways, the closest
we have to that like a world of you know,
bringing inventions forth is cees. I don't know, is it
(17:56):
the closest we have. It's the most famous, Like it.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
Is the only analog to something like the World's Fair
that we have.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah, I can't think of anything else.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
I'm gonna throw this out there, motherfucking shark.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Tank, that's right.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Yeah, Actually that's a lot closer to the spirit of
the World's Fair of people.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Actually, but why does it suck? Like why do why
is the best thing that's ever like come out of
shark Tank? Is it is like scrub Daddy, you know, Like.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
What I think it's because invention.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Well, I mean, the the boring answer is because so
much of invention has been capitalized as opposed to like
the Internet wouldn't have existed without significant academic, non directed,
non commercially directed research.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Let's just do this thing.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
We don't have a platform of let's just do this thing,
or let's just learn anymore, because it's increasingly like needs
to pay off, and that's has to become shark tank
and ces.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Also, to bring it back to Nasfaratu, when you think
about the Doctor Left film. When you think about the
doctor in that film and his methods, he realized that
the bar for being like a brainy, you know, the
equivalent of a tech billionaire was much lower.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Back then.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
All you had to do was like expose yourself to
radiation or invent something that was obvious, like people not
dying in elevators, to you know, become rich and famous. Yeah,
a lot of the inventions back in the day were accidents,
like X rays were discovered on accident.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Well that's what I'm saying, there's like no money for
undirected research though, I'm just.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Saying, like you don't, I don't get it.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Threads.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Yeah, to do to.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Discover something by accident, because you need to. You have
shareholders who demand results immediately.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Right like we shareholders microwave pop the bag of popcorn
kernels I happened to have in my pocket for for
some reason, But we can't put that in the PowerPoint
slides because are I'll get fired because our border a
bunch of fucking asshole capitalists.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
A glibber version is that like Silicon Valley has always been,
but now it's just very clear, simply a regulation skirting machine.
Like all the innovations have been like shit you could
have done, but the reason it was monstrously profitable was
that you could figure out a way to get around.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Like be it.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Unions, like or like taking taking public resources and using them,
or undercutting the fact that most like a taxi company
needed to maintain a fleet before, like offloading risk responsibility
has been like Silicon Valley's biggest innovation. I know, I
feel like producer Brian's eyebrows went up and I was like,
(20:54):
Silicon Valley the dou shit, which is fair.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
What I'm trying to figure out is because that is true.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
What I'm trying to figure out is, what's your fucking
problem man the show, just because what Andrew.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Is saying is true, but only after a certain point.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
I feel like, and I'm trying to figure out when
it was because they used to make things like hmm,
and then it when did at some point.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
But I think these earlier than you think, Like, like
I think, to me, the clearest example is like liften uber. Right,
you could have just made an app that was for
cabbes that would have done the same thing, but instead
the business innovation of lifting uber was not the app.
The business innovation was how can we put the depreciation
(21:43):
of our fleet onto independent contractors?
Speaker 6 (21:46):
Yeah, because they could have.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
They could have revolutionized the taxi industry, but they didn't.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
They Yes, yeah, uh that's billion dollar thinking. You know
what's actually cool? Bryan fucking zillion.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Like twenty eight dollars I think.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
No, I totally agree with Andrew. I'm just like I'm
trying to figure out, like did that come like post
two thousand, pre two thousand, because I feel like through
the nineties, like most of the nineties blame it all
on nine to eleven, there was actual innovation, like with
different technologies, and then once I feel like, once apps
started being a thing, that.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Yeah, but I I mean the thing that I I so.
The reason I think it was before the nineties is
because I lived in New York in the nineties and
it doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
It was one of those like essentially like trying.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
To undercut bodega companies, but it was like a proto
delivery service.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Someone was that what it was Cosmo Maybemo. Yeah, Cosmo,
I remember that.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Yeah, but someone pointed out to me that, like so,
cause I was fucking like cycled everywhere person at the time,
and one of the biggest things that was super annoying
was that there was always Cosmo trucks parked in the
bike lane, and what they would do was to drive
to like locations and use that essentially as their distribution point,
like the truck would serve as like a mobile mini warehouse.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
And then someone pointed out they.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Use a lot, they have to rent a lot fewer
warehouses because what their warehouse is is a public utility
the bike lane that they are stealing right.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Double parking there.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
And I was like, because I was like, yeah, fucking
any of the existing stores could have done this delivery thing.
These guys just decided that they would do it virtually,
which fine, but their actual edge was the fact that
they were paying for less warehouses. Yeah, and I was like,
oh right, all of these morons are not morons.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
They're very smart at what they do. But what they
do is stealing from the public.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Yes, yeah, that's what they do. So when it comes
to so that's where the just like.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Count or lock from the pass in Transylvania.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
I mean, there's a lot to be said about the
deeper message us all around around real estate and not
sprout too. So that's where the money is. Is like
finding that billion dollar idea that just goes into like
fucking with the law, finding a loophole in the law
that's going to allow you to just exploit the way
things currently are and make billions of dollars. It's not
(24:22):
going into R and D. It's not going into inventing stuff.
And the evidence of that would be cees, which I
will say. There was a product from overseas, I think
Singapore that was really cool. It's a like paper width
and also like literally made of paper battery that is
(24:47):
biodegradable after I think like six weeks, and it's just
a flat piece of paper that functions as a battery
and they secured a whopping two million dollars on fun
Day because people are like, yeah, I don't know, not interested.
But the thing that everybody seems to be talking about
is a rumba that is no longer stumped by a
(25:09):
sock that seems to be the Yeah, a rumba that
has like a little like scorpion stinger arm that comes
up from the back of it and can like that's
like what it honestly looks like it's going to do,
but and say it just like picks up the sock
(25:29):
after its third try. Oh, it's not even good at it.
And it doesn't even have a problem, I guess.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Figure out like where you You're just gonna put it
somewhere else on the floor because I can't reach into
the hamper.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Have you ever had a rumba? Like they're wildly inefficient.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Rumas are the worst, especially if you have any kind
of pet with any kind of possibility of an accident.
It is just a disgusting piece spreading machine.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally if it Yeah, if there's a
piece of shitting in your house, that's just gonna get
fucking squirshed all over the place. Thematically, spread every even
if you don't like even not in that worst case
scenario when you're the only one who shits on the
floor in your house. Yeah, it's almost like having a pet,
like it's just it's just constantly roaming. It takes forever
(26:23):
to do a small amount of work and then you
just like find it dead under the couch, like that's all.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
It's five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Yeah, that's that's like consumer technology. I will say, do
you think this paper thing? I think the other problem
with CEES is because it's nominally consumer facing things and
it is evaluated on a convention floor, it demands fraud. Right,
if you're not committing fraud on the CS floor, what
(26:52):
are you doing?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Yeah? I mean when you when you look at last
year's it was literally the biggest things that people were
talking about.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
We're all vaporware. It was all bullshit.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
The little you're highly incentivized to lie and.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
To you're completely incentive to.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
Get investors to give you money. That's that's the that's
the game. Because no one wants to make a product
to sell it because that's not how you make money.
You make a product and you sell your company to
some oligarchy, and that's how you get paid in doing
that over and over again.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
If you had a product to sell, I mean you
literally would be on shart literally just suction cop TV.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
And what a pleasure of having your wife. Since the ground.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Uh where ed t is racist? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Who gives a ship. All right, we are back tomorrow
with a whole ass episode of the show. Until then,
be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get
the vaccine and get your flu shots, don't do nothing
about white supremacy, and we will talk.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
To you all tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
We will also link off to the gofundmate for Miles's
family and a fun fundraiser where Zeikegang, a listener, built
a really cool lightsaber that you can bid on and
all the all proceeds go toward Miles's family who lost
their home on the fire.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
All right, be safe everybody.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
We will talk to you all tomorrow. Fight
Okay, now, Andrew, what is a dirty soda?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
All right?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Dirty soda pilled?
Speaker 4 (00:08):
I thought it was soda with drugs. It's it's more
Mormon than that.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I am the dirty Sprite, So dirty sprite specifically is
is from Houston. Dirty soda, dirty dirty die of pepper
is from Salt Lake City.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
That's that's more where this vibe is from.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
But I just I just sent in the chat a
link to a product from the official I assume Goodness
stands for Nestley, but it looks like an official website
selling a product that is labeled dirty Soda by Coffee Mate,
and it is coconut cream, sugar, fake flavors obviously, and lime,
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so I think that's in my mind.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
And it says mixed with doctor pepper, so it's like
a fucked up Italian soda.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah, it's an egg cream. I think this is all
for people, and people who want any of the Mormon
reality shows, I think are much more intimately familiar with this.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I mean that makes sense because they don't get high,
so they need.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Something they do get extremely high, Brian.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Off, they do this, Yeah, I mean they need they
need a sugar the crash.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I just didn't realize how much of it was cream,
sugar and cream and lime.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
The cream and lime and soda.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
This is doesn't citrus cream kurdle.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Well, but that's why this is like coffee.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Mate, Oh so it's not like yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I assume like I mean, and there are ways to
temper the acid, I'm sure, but one of the better
ways to do it is to just have no milk
protein in there in.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
The first place.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah, because like coffee, maate, water, sugar, soybean oil, and
then less than two percent of fucking well.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Yeah, yeah, that's not gonna hurt.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
That's gross, is it? That's my question. I think it
might not be.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I think it might be delicious.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Where are you on an egg cream?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I don't like egg creams because they're not sweeten them. Like, well,
have I got a answered exactly? This answers my problem.
This fixes my problem with egg creams. Egg creams are
just chocolate milk with selter, right, it.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Doesn't have to be I don't even know if it's
there's no egg, but yeah, it's like a milk product,
an Italian syrup and selter. Essentially, this is an egg cream,
but you replace the selter water with straight up doctor Pepper.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yes, that's right. Egg cream feels like a product that
was only good to children who had not had chocolate
milk before and they like the It feels like it
was like a way to introduce children to chocolate milk
without them like it.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
It feels like it had to be like a close
to depression era, right, I mean it's it's just a
way to stretch a difficult to find product, like or chocolate.
I mean, chocolate was deer into the past World War two,
so like, yeah, it's just like what if we replace
eighty percent of this chocolate milk was soda water.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, it feels like it was of the era where
like those little dots on paper were like the best
candy going.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
You know, Hello the Internet and welcome to this episode
of No Sparra.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Trends. Courtesy of Vanadium Silver on the discord. Have we
done that one yet? Anyway? Uh? Trends? I mean it's
it's surprising to me that we haven't, but that one.
Courtesy of Vanadium Silver, who also contributed never Skipped Trends
Day for Never Skip leg Day. My advice to count
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or lock in no Saratu because his legs were looking thin.
They were looking like a couple of flats, you know,
before flat.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Of the pieces.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
I can't believe how much we've talked about for rock
To in the last two weeks.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I can't stop.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I can't stop. I I liked that detail on him.
How I like it too.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I just think he would have been too overpoweringly sexy
to like if he was thick. He was project.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I have a question, was the thin leg thing because
of what happens in the end, Because remember there's a
shot where he like he stands up early in the
movie and you see his dick.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Did he have skinny legs in that scene too?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I don't remember, but it's just like the skinny leg Yeah,
Well he gets all shriveled.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Up in the painting, right or in the picture they
find We're really gonna talk now rock too, Okay. I
I will just say I was so blown away by
the fucking mustache. It's wild how much the mustache overshadowed
the dick.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Okay, can you explained the mustache thing?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Because people keep talking about it and I don't under
it's he's like an old like Romanian dude.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Of course he would have like a goofy must.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Never shown him with one. He's always been.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
But the character he's based on, the character that that
character's based on had a had a mustache, just like the.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Character he's directly based on is hairless completely because it's
not Sparatu.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
No Sparatu is based on Dracula, which is based on
Vlad the Impaler who did.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Know mustage, sure, but No Sparato twenty twenty four is
based on nos Faratu I want to say nineteen twenty
six or so, and that guy had no mustache.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
So the one.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Degree he just looked like he looked like he who
shall not be named me with a note.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, the mustache is fucking doctor Robotnik.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Who it's giving And I wish they had said that
in the movie, been like, you're giving Robotanic right now.
I know you're supposed keep going for a vampire thing,
but you're really giving me a Robotnick.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
It's just it's breathtaking. Literally, I'm just like, ah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
But that is what like my favorite detail, my favorite
moment in the movie is when he enters that town
and they just all like put on a little show
for him, like like making unblinking eye contact with him,
like because it just really feels like you're in this
like world and like this could be a moment in
history that's like totally lost to us.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
I call that scene the laughing at the cook scene.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, this couck. That also happens me any time I
enter a town.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, they just laugh. Everyone knows.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
This guy. This guy's into being fund I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I did.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
I did also see Baby Girl in the last week,
and what I heard is good.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's pretty good. I think.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I I.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I have some.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
And this is quoted on the poster. I have some.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Here's what I will say about both Baby Girl and
No Spatu. I kind of hadn't really thought about this
that much, but like they're both really good examples to
me of horny but not sexy movies. Yeah, in a
way that it's we're a real renaissance for like super
horny but not like sexy really in a I guess.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Good way nasty, but which it kind of reflects our
real life honestly, because there's a lot of horny and
almost very little sexy.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Not to overly pitch and tell other people in Hollywood
how to do their jobs. I do think every character
and baby Girl could have used just a little bit
of the substance.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Just oh really, it would have.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It would have solved a lot of their problems. Slash
exacerbated a lot of their problems.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
The broader twenty twenty four Oscar verse like, yeah, all
the movies in the Yeah, yeah, you know those like
Billy Crystal, Oscar Opener like song, pretty things that he
would do if the if they just like turned those
for this year's Oscar movies into a into a shared
cinematic universe, that would be as you.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Say it, there's I would bet money they do a
sketch and feel free If you haven't thought of this,
Oscar writers to steal this by giving count or Lock
the substance.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
The substance, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I think that would be a good good yeah, just
like that's whatever.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
So a sexy guy with a huge mustache and a
raddy cave walking out is a good sketch.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I feel, why are we talking about nos Faratu at
this time, because there's not a whole lot going on.
We're in the middle of a we all. You know,
the wildfires in Los Angeles are still raging, and it
is supposed to get windy in the next twenty four
(09:00):
to forty eight.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Hours reporting in like the tiny window of maximum ignorance
about how tomorrow is gonna.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Exactly now is going to be.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
But in the meantime, we can talk about the fact
that half of the jack Smith report dropped last night, baby,
and it's a hundinger Jack Smith who was spent. You know,
it's like the Robert Mueller for a time when we
no longer believed in Robert Mueller's Yeah, you know, came
(09:28):
through with his report, dropped it on the desk, but
before it had even thudded onto the desk, he had
resigned because he's like, I'm gonna get fired anyways.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
In the report, he makes it clear that he believes
that a trial would have resulted in a conviction had
voters not returned Donald Trump to the White House, claiming
that Trump engaged in an quote unprecedented criminal effort to
unlawfully retain power.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Yeah, yeah, not to listen. Obviously, Trump bad. The fact
that the Democrats, I'm just gonna go out on a limb,
are about to proceed with their farce of governance, their
farcical side of governance for the next four years, as
if these words were not there is, like.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Don't just fucking grove they're adults.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
How dare you every time he does something, fuck you
you're a criminal. Like that's what they would have done
and did do with even less direct of Obama.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Yeah, like on why are you playing along with this
fucking racist Fox? Like yeah, like we can't do anything
about the Republicans and just this shit in general.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I do wish a little bit that, you know, a
party that I at.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Least vote for, yah, would pretend to be less like
just fucking do something.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do, Andrew, I'm gonna
tell people to lower the temperature in the room a
little bit. And yes, I was talking about because I
just put on a third sweater because I'm ninety three
years old. But also I will to do that because
because it's getting a little too hot everybody criticizing the president,
(11:16):
it's getting a little too hot for me. Yeah, that
was my impression on Joe Biden. Anyways. It is a
one hundred and thirty seven page volume entitled Report on
Efforts to Interfere with the Lawful Transfer of Power following
the twenty twenty presidential election or the certification of the
Electoral College vote held on January sixth, twenty twenty one. Wow,
(11:44):
straight up titling that shit like it is the eighteenth century.
Like I had to, I had to go find my
favorite example of this. So the book that we all
know is Robinson Crusoe, which I don't know came out
in the seventeen or eighteen hundred, was actually titled The
Life and Strange Surprising Adventure of Robinson Crusoe of York Mariner,
(12:06):
who lived eight and twenty years all alone in an
uninhabited island on the coast of America, near the mouth
of the Great River of Arunuk, having been cast on
shore by shipwreck, wherein all the men perished but himself,
with an account how he was at last as strangely
delivered by pirates. So many words they don't even spell
(12:28):
most of them correctly.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
That is also just like like in our current part,
the reason we don't title shit like this anymore is
because that is an entire book for gen z.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah, that's way too much reading. That's right, that's two
TikTok's worth of text.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Bro. That is wild that they titled the report such
and fourth that is report on efforts to interfere anyways,
he's an old fashioned guy, Jack Smith. Most of the
evidence in the report is stuff we already knew about.
He did explain why he didn't charge Trump with insurrection.
It's because while he used violent rhetoric, it could be
(13:05):
argued that he didn't intend the full scope of the
January sixth violence, but he certainly let it go on
without telling anybody to stop it or knock it off
for a long time. And they also couldn't find a
precedent in which a criminal defendant was charged with insurrection
for acting within the government to maintain power as opposed
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to overthrowing it or thwarting it from the outside, which
we don't have precedent, and that's what our legal system
is based on. So if the president like murders somebody,
we're kind of out of luck here.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
It's also like, hey, when you couldn't find precedent, well
now you've set one and the precedent is you don't
do shit.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Great job, well done, sir. The second half of the
report pertains to the classified documents case, which is the
one that's being held up by the other defendants. Honestly,
who gets a shit but based on this this one
where you have the goods, I don't know, it's good
(14:12):
to have on record, I guess for Yeah, once all
this is over and we're picking through the rubble of
the country.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Yeah, I mean, like again, if if the people that
we elect who should be doing the most of like
this is your AMMO Democrats and I'm watching you not
use it. The fact that you're not using it means
we've already lost. That, I guess is sort of was
sort of my feeling on this last election was like
(14:40):
we lost before it started. So I don't like not
we as in not Trump, but we like any people
who want anything good to happen.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah, it was bad and depressing situation that election. Let's
take a quick break and we'll come back. And we're back,
and we can add Neil Gamon to the list of
(15:16):
sex crim creeps. Uh, not gonna go into it too
much more. But the famous author there's a long New
York magazine article that is pretty upsetting. Uh yeah, turns
out he's a real gross sex chrim. Let's see what
do we got? We got cees. Uh, it just ended.
(15:40):
I wanted to point out so Brian the editor and
I were talking about how bad ces seems to be
and how kind of flat it is, and he pointed
out this anecdote from the World's Fair. Do we do
this on on Mike Brian?
Speaker 6 (15:56):
Now this is after after the show.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Yeah, so you're where all the best content happens.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Always We're like, ah, now we can relax and be
entertaining to one another. But you were talking about this
inventor last name Otis who you'll still see his name
when you walk onto an elevator in New York City
at least. So this was at a time when New
York City was made up of at most five story
(16:24):
tall buildings because nobody wanted to walk any more than that.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Yeah, back in the day, penthouses were undesirable. You didn't
want to live in.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Yeah, pent up up there in the penthouse, all pent up.
And so this guy invented something that was elevator breaks,
where if the wire on the elevator snapped you, you
would still be safe. And then he went to the
World's Fair and he stood on an elevator and had
(16:57):
somebody cut the fucking elevator stray, and then his breaks
invention like stopped the elevator and you know, a year later,
Otis elevators were being installed in buildings, and you know,
a century later, New York City looks completely different and
there's tall buildings all over the place. So it's just
(17:19):
the sort of thing that would be great if there
was that sort of pluck and inspiration.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Tech leaders to put any of their money where their
mouth is.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Fucking Elon Musk go to Mars.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Oh my god, it would be so great if he
started launching himself in those rockets. Yeah, like what what
needs to happen to do that? But anyways, the closest
we have to that like a world of you know,
bringing inventions forth is cees. I don't know, is it
(17:56):
the closest we have. It's the most famous, Like it.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
Is the only analog to something like the World's Fair
that we have.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah, I can't think of anything else.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
I'm gonna throw this out there, motherfucking shark.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Tank, that's right.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Yeah, Actually that's a lot closer to the spirit of
the World's Fair of people.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Actually, but why does it suck? Like why do why
is the best thing that's ever like come out of
shark Tank? Is it is like scrub Daddy, you know, Like.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
What I think it's because invention.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Well, I mean, the the boring answer is because so
much of invention has been capitalized as opposed to like
the Internet wouldn't have existed without significant academic, non directed,
non commercially directed research.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Let's just do this thing.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
We don't have a platform of let's just do this thing,
or let's just learn anymore, because it's increasingly like needs
to pay off, and that's has to become shark tank
and ces.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Also, to bring it back to Nasfaratu, when you think
about the Doctor Left film. When you think about the
doctor in that film and his methods, he realized that
the bar for being like a brainy, you know, the
equivalent of a tech billionaire was much lower.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Back then.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
All you had to do was like expose yourself to
radiation or invent something that was obvious, like people not
dying in elevators, to you know, become rich and famous. Yeah,
a lot of the inventions back in the day were accidents,
like X rays were discovered on accident.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Well that's what I'm saying, there's like no money for
undirected research though, I'm just.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Saying, like you don't, I don't get it.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Threads.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Yeah, to do to.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Discover something by accident, because you need to. You have
shareholders who demand results immediately.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Right like we shareholders microwave pop the bag of popcorn
kernels I happened to have in my pocket for for
some reason, But we can't put that in the PowerPoint
slides because are I'll get fired because our border a
bunch of fucking asshole capitalists.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
A glibber version is that like Silicon Valley has always been,
but now it's just very clear, simply a regulation skirting machine.
Like all the innovations have been like shit you could
have done, but the reason it was monstrously profitable was
that you could figure out a way to get around.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Like be it.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Unions, like or like taking taking public resources and using them,
or undercutting the fact that most like a taxi company
needed to maintain a fleet before, like offloading risk responsibility
has been like Silicon Valley's biggest innovation. I know, I
feel like producer Brian's eyebrows went up and I was like,
(20:54):
Silicon Valley the dou shit, which is fair.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
What I'm trying to figure out is because that is true.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
What I'm trying to figure out is, what's your fucking
problem man the show, just because what Andrew.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Is saying is true, but only after a certain point.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
I feel like, and I'm trying to figure out when
it was because they used to make things like hmm,
and then it when did at some point.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
But I think these earlier than you think, Like, like
I think, to me, the clearest example is like liften uber. Right,
you could have just made an app that was for
cabbes that would have done the same thing, but instead
the business innovation of lifting uber was not the app.
The business innovation was how can we put the depreciation
(21:43):
of our fleet onto independent contractors?
Speaker 6 (21:46):
Yeah, because they could have.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
They could have revolutionized the taxi industry, but they didn't.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
They Yes, yeah, uh that's billion dollar thinking. You know
what's actually cool? Bryan fucking zillion.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Like twenty eight dollars I think.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
No, I totally agree with Andrew. I'm just like I'm
trying to figure out, like did that come like post
two thousand, pre two thousand, because I feel like through
the nineties, like most of the nineties blame it all
on nine to eleven, there was actual innovation, like with
different technologies, and then once I feel like, once apps
started being a thing, that.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Yeah, but I I mean the thing that I I so.
The reason I think it was before the nineties is
because I lived in New York in the nineties and
it doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
It was one of those like essentially like trying.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
To undercut bodega companies, but it was like a proto
delivery service.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Someone was that what it was Cosmo Maybemo. Yeah, Cosmo,
I remember that.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Yeah, but someone pointed out to me that, like so,
cause I was fucking like cycled everywhere person at the time,
and one of the biggest things that was super annoying
was that there was always Cosmo trucks parked in the
bike lane, and what they would do was to drive
to like locations and use that essentially as their distribution point,
like the truck would serve as like a mobile mini warehouse.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
And then someone pointed out they.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Use a lot, they have to rent a lot fewer
warehouses because what their warehouse is is a public utility
the bike lane that they are stealing right.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Double parking there.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
And I was like, because I was like, yeah, fucking
any of the existing stores could have done this delivery thing.
These guys just decided that they would do it virtually,
which fine, but their actual edge was the fact that
they were paying for less warehouses. Yeah, and I was like,
oh right, all of these morons are not morons.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
They're very smart at what they do. But what they
do is stealing from the public.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Yes, yeah, that's what they do. So when it comes
to so that's where the just like.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Count or lock from the pass in Transylvania.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
I mean, there's a lot to be said about the
deeper message us all around around real estate and not
sprout too. So that's where the money is. Is like
finding that billion dollar idea that just goes into like
fucking with the law, finding a loophole in the law
that's going to allow you to just exploit the way
things currently are and make billions of dollars. It's not
(24:22):
going into R and D. It's not going into inventing stuff.
And the evidence of that would be cees, which I
will say. There was a product from overseas, I think
Singapore that was really cool. It's a like paper width
and also like literally made of paper battery that is
(24:47):
biodegradable after I think like six weeks, and it's just
a flat piece of paper that functions as a battery
and they secured a whopping two million dollars on fun
Day because people are like, yeah, I don't know, not interested.
But the thing that everybody seems to be talking about
is a rumba that is no longer stumped by a
(25:09):
sock that seems to be the Yeah, a rumba that
has like a little like scorpion stinger arm that comes
up from the back of it and can like that's
like what it honestly looks like it's going to do,
but and say it just like picks up the sock
(25:29):
after its third try. Oh, it's not even good at it.
And it doesn't even have a problem, I guess.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Figure out like where you You're just gonna put it
somewhere else on the floor because I can't reach into
the hamper.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Have you ever had a rumba? Like they're wildly inefficient.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Rumas are the worst, especially if you have any kind
of pet with any kind of possibility of an accident.
It is just a disgusting piece spreading machine.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally if it Yeah, if there's a
piece of shitting in your house, that's just gonna get
fucking squirshed all over the place. Thematically, spread every even
if you don't like even not in that worst case
scenario when you're the only one who shits on the
floor in your house. Yeah, it's almost like having a pet,
like it's just it's just constantly roaming. It takes forever
(26:23):
to do a small amount of work and then you
just like find it dead under the couch, like that's all.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
It's five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Yeah, that's that's like consumer technology. I will say, do
you think this paper thing? I think the other problem
with CEES is because it's nominally consumer facing things and
it is evaluated on a convention floor, it demands fraud. Right,
if you're not committing fraud on the CS floor, what
(26:52):
are you doing?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Yeah? I mean when you when you look at last
year's it was literally the biggest things that people were
talking about.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
We're all vaporware. It was all bullshit.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
The little you're highly incentivized to lie and.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
To you're completely incentive to.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
Get investors to give you money. That's that's the that's
the game. Because no one wants to make a product
to sell it because that's not how you make money.
You make a product and you sell your company to
some oligarchy, and that's how you get paid in doing
that over and over again.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
If you had a product to sell, I mean you
literally would be on shart literally just suction cop TV.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
And what a pleasure of having your wife. Since the ground.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Uh where ed t is racist? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Who gives a ship. All right, we are back tomorrow
with a whole ass episode of the show. Until then,
be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get
the vaccine and get your flu shots, don't do nothing
about white supremacy, and we will talk.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
To you all tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
We will also link off to the gofundmate for Miles's
family and a fun fundraiser where Zeikegang, a listener, built
a really cool lightsaber that you can bid on and
all the all proceeds go toward Miles's family who lost
their home on the fire.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
All right, be safe everybody.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
We will talk to you all tomorrow. Fight
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