In this edition of Post-Birth AborTrend, Jack and special guest co-host Pallavi Gunalan discuss Trump refusing to debate Harris again, Laura Loomer vs MTG, JD Vance still continuing to kill it, Melania Trump using conspiracy theories and plagiarism to promote her new book, Bon Jovi becoming a superhero, USA Today's Halloween costume trends and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of post
birtha Boar trend. My name is Jack, and I'm thrilled
to be joined by wonderful guest co host. How's it going,
(00:20):
I'm up here, you're down there? Nine to eleven? That
makes sense to you tomorrow or if you've seen.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
The yesterday, Yeah, I've.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Seen the You pissed off god? Now see what he's
got nine eleven. You just search the internet. Just search
the internet. Okay, people, don't make us do all the
work for you. My name is Jack. That is Poulivia.
I've already said that, but I'm gonna say it again
(00:55):
because you may be a goldfit. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Tell him who we are, Jack, that's right. I love
what your name is.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Jack.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I can just do a Biden impression.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I'll tell you Jack, Biden's like been kind of charming,
you know now that we don't need to worry about
whether he could possibly have a brain capable of being president.
He of course we talked about on yesterday's trending. I
think that he said, ah, yeah, man, like the debates
(01:28):
tonight tomorrow, I'm going to do nine to eleven, and
then he had an interaction with a Trump supporter. That
was like just two old guys having a good old fashioned,
grizzled old guy off.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Anyways, and he put on a Trump hat and people
are like, hey, ad met it, he's Trump. I don't
know what they thought he was admitting to.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
But why did he put on a Trump hat?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
The guy had a Trump hat, and they were they
were just like flirting with each other in the way
that old men who don't realize they're flirting with each
other can sometimes do.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
This is like, ugh, that's like, I'm sorry, that is
not that is not driving to me. I'm like, that
is like old white men co signing whatever in the
moment for comfortability. But I will say I did see
a tweet about how he's become like funnier and like
more loose or whatever. Yeah, and they were like, this
is what happens when you know you're quitting. You just
have a good time. Just you're just in your senior
(02:25):
year senioritis.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Lame duck, more like really cool duck. Anyways, and that
was a funny thing that I said. Anyways, all right,
so Donald Trump has said he will not debate Kamala
Harris again. Oh that's right. We are undecided on this
podcast to the degree that we don't even know who
(02:47):
the candidates are. Who is that?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
What's a Donald Trump?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
What's that? What's a Donald What's a Donald Trump? He
he said he's not going to debate Kamala Harris again.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
He didn't the first time. Really honestly just got owned.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
It's wild because he only has one like explanation for
why he's not going to debater her again. And his
argument is and this is clearly testing well with his
inner circle. I can't imagine it's testing well with anybody else.
But only the loser in a boxing match asks for
a rematch. But first of all, there was like a
(03:26):
planned next debate. Second of all, everybody, literally everybody thinks
you lost the first debate except for you, like RFK Junior,
who is like a guy interviewing for a job with
you and actively supporting you and like campaigning on your
behalf in Swing States. Is is like, well, yeah, he
(03:52):
clearly lost and did not do a good job in
that debate.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
But RFK Junior actually goes by them pronoun It's not
because they're non binary, but because of the warmon they're yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Sorry, and I do apologize. It is a plural that
so anyways, I don't know. It doesn't seem like a
great line of argument for uh for my money, But again,
I am an undecided voter, So what do I know?
Literally nothing. I know nothing because it helps me.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Stay under with Jack Snow.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I'm Jack Snow Baby.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I think it's fun that Trump is like, if I
don't want to do this, it's because they're a loser.
I also have that attitude, and I will be henceforth
going forward and doing whatever I want and just calling
you a loser if I don't want to do it,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
That's such a change for him, like him and just
owning his space and just saying, you know, I'm going
to do whatever I want. Finally, let Trump be Trump.
You know, for the first time.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
There was a tweet that said he would be like
during the debate, they were like he would be the
messiest real housewife, and I was like, oh my god,
he would be so good as a house like he
literally just put him on, put him in this encapsulated
area and just make him be messy. Like he would
have been such a beloved figure if he If he
didn't do like racism and sexism and assault and all
(05:14):
of that stuff. But then also was just a real housewife.
You know, like, if that's the version of Trump we got,
it could be somebody that we really loved. He wasn't
in charge of anything.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
He right, No, he's just such a caddy bitch, like
he is much shit. That is what his energy is.
So some people are noticing that. Laura Lumer. So there
was this profile of Laura Lumer I think in The
New Yorker. It was like kind of a long read.
It was one of those longreads that has exactly zero information,
(05:48):
but it was kind of fascinating to follow. Laura Lumer
noted racist, conspiracy theorist, and Maga I read, and as.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
A tweet I read said also Jigsaw impressionist.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yes, yes, has has had a lot of work that
is taking me into a very uncanny Yeah, an uncanny place.
But she, like in this profile, she's like just constantly
like trying to get on Trump's calendar. Just fully devoted
(06:24):
and like focused on finding ways to get near Trump,
Like that's her focus twenty four hours a day. And
she's like promising this reporter. She's like, yeah, you're gonna
get to see me. I'm gonna like hang out with him,
and then towards the end she's like, Okay, so maybe
it didn't happen this time, but we're really close and
he just like doesn't like you, so fuck off. Anyways,
(06:46):
she has entered the entourage. She was on his plane
that landed in Philly for the debate, and it has
been traveling with him recently. People are analyzing their body
language went together, like he put his arm around her
lower back, and so she recently said something wildly racist
(07:10):
where she said she I guess tweeted that if Kamala
Harris wins the presidential election, quote, the White House will
smell like curry and White House speeches will be facilitated
via a call center.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
And is delicious.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, so it's going to smell great.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Are you saying that the WiFi is going to be
high speed?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Because this time, you know, to the point that, like,
so there is now a stupid feud between her and
I mean, there's been a feud between her and Marjorie
Taylor Green where Marjorie Taylor Green in the most recent
back and forth like told her to take that down
and was like, that's racist. That's not helping. And Laura
(07:56):
Lumer is like, you're not racist enough. Essentially, so big
news in the world of mega brainworms.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
At alex Or Alex Cole at ac news CIDs posted
girls girls, Girls, don't argue you're both racists.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Also, just a quote, like we've been covering the debate
for a while, I do just love this quote that
I had forgotten about. Kamala Harris pointed out that the
military leaders who worked with him were none too impressed.
I think she used the word disgrace. And Trump's counter
was Victor Orbon one of the most respective men. They
(08:38):
called him a strong man. He's a tough person, smart,
Prime Minister of Hungary. They said, why is the whole
world blowing up? He said, because you need Trump back
as president. So he takes strong man as a comp
like he just can't process that as anything other than
a compliment.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
This is like when he thought asylum meant insane as yeah,
like the visas or whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yes, yeah, it is true that I am am a
strong man and will be strong man. Look at my muscles,
arms like as Miles Gray says, arms like Christmas hams.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Anyways, isn't Victor orbon like fucking horrible.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, yeah, no, true, like just a not enjoyed on
the international level by any people who are paying any
sort of attention. But it's just this the Lumer thing.
It's anybody who is willing to compliment him can make
him do whatever the fuck they want. It is wild
(09:42):
that he has any chance of having access to power,
let alone a coin flip chance of having access to
the nuclear codes. Again, because he is the most easily
manipulatable human that I I've ever seen in the public eye.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I wanted a felon as president, but not like this,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I wanted a bad boy.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Well, I also wanted someone who would advocate for like
human rights from that perspective. Yeah, but not like this.
This is what I wanted, Not.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Like this, Not like this, America. Let's take a quick break.
We'll come back, and we're back. Jd Vance continuing to
kill it. He went on CNBC, and people are starting
(10:37):
to point out that immigration is good for economy, like
at least on CNBC the Economy channel. They're like, so
some point out that immigration is the greatest thing for
America's economy and has been for literal centuries and JDVA
(11:00):
and said, if that was true, America would be the
most prosperous country in the world.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Oh no, honey, baby, sweetie, you are not doing okay, sweetie,
you are not doing amazing honey.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Just yeah, he's not not killing it. Also, I was
gonna say, also another update from Trump's entourage, but this
is actually somebody who is outside of his entourage, and
that is Milania Trump didn't show up to the debate,
doesn't say. You know, Laura Lumer is like her body double.
You know, she's just like standing in for her at
(11:38):
this point. But that's because, okay, people need to chill out.
Because she is promoting a book that comes out in
just a week and a half. It's already been making headlines.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
It's called Becoming by Michelle Obama.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
But it has a picture of Milania Trump on it.
The cover art was unveiled and it was plagiarized. The
cover of the book is just the cover of the
Chanel book Catwalk Chanel Catwalk, but with Malania written in
(12:15):
the exact same font in the exact same way on black. Yes,
so amazing work by them. And then she's been dropping
weird promo videos with excerpts from the book. One raised
eyebrows for complaining that her quality of life has been
affected by Biden because of the rising cost of food
(12:37):
and gasoline. I'm sure she's really feeling it at the pump.
She's definitely pumping her own gas and just feeling the
stress we all feel as the cost goes up and
up and up as you're filling your tank.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Wait, her instagram is so weird. It is such a strange,
like product pushing, but also like an Ond's Instagram, and
also like racist Instagram, which I guess could be some
people's aunties.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yes. She also released an excerpt that implies that the
attempted assassination on Donald Trump was part of a democratic
conspiracy and they.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Didn't do it like she asked them to, and therefore
they fucked They didn't complete the fucking job.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
She says, why didn't law enforcement officials arrest the shooter
before the speech? There is definitely more to this story
and we need to uncover the truth, which is also
so the fact that she's saying it is. I don't know.
I guess I hadn't realized this, but in twenty eleven,
like before everything went to hell, she came on the
(13:52):
view and was like doing birth rhythm. Shit. She was like,
I just think people want to see Obama's birth certificate,
and Joy Behar was like, it's out, Like this is sorry,
this is twenty eleven. It's out because your husband said
all that wild bullshit. It's been released and we've all
(14:13):
seen it. And she was like, still, I just think
he needs to release it. So anyways, she is not
a stranger to her husband's bullshit conspiracy theories. It is
a little troubling that he seems to be pushing this
more and more with the idea that that was an
act of war essentially against him. Feels headed in a
(14:38):
bad direction. I don't know. Listen, we're at eleven.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
If Democrats we're going to shoot the president, we would
have missed harder. Okay, we would have even gotten the ear.
We don't know how to use guns, and we're scared.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Okay. Anyways, we can't wait to get this coffee table
book and read every word. I can't imagine and it's
not wonderful.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
It's all just enough to ease.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
And then in the segment that we always do around
this time, we have bon Jovi News Fun Jovi report.
So bon Jovi once again making headlines for helping to talk. Yeah,
the very one and only John j O n b
(15:23):
O n Jove helped talk a distressed woman off the
edge of a bridge in Nashville. Apparently he was just
walking by making a music video at the time. He's
never not, by the way, making a music video. He's
just walking through a perpetual music video. He engaged her
in conversation, helped her to safety, then gave her a
(15:45):
long hug and yeah he can in.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
The middle of the bridge. He was like, whoa halfway there?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah, he said, be careful, this bridge is slippery. Well
wet the name of the album with Living on a
Prayer on it. But there. Yeah, there's like CCTV footage
of the encounter.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
I love the CCTV footage because his hair, Like you
look at the person that's standing there and you look
at him and you're like, that is one hundred percent
bon Jovi because of his hair, Like that is that
couldn't be anybody else.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah, he's no longer he no longer has the short hair, right.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
No, it's like it's the spikiness of it.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yeah. Uh so jbj out here I'm going to give
benefit of the doubt and say that it was not
just like a piece of buzz marketing by them to
just be like, hey, could you stand here for just
one second?
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
True.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I think it's also sad because there are she's standing outside.
It's really sad. She's standing like on the outside of
the bridge, like clearly going to jump, and like people
just walk past her until bon Jovi like walks over. Yeah,
it's like really sad.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah bon Jovi. He kind of has got that energy
about him. I feel like that, like he might be
one of those celebrities who's just lived a charmed enough
existence that he just kind of floats through life and
probably probably does cool things for people every once in
a while. So shouts out to John bon Jovi. Finally,
(17:24):
USA Today has released it's eagerly anticipated Halloween costume idea
trends Now that I've never looked at this before. The
list is pretty uninspired, but we do like to look
at Halloween costume trends. They got a lot of Beetles juice.
(17:44):
They got a lot of Ghostbusters, which I can't did
that movie hit hard enough?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
That was a movie this year?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, Ghostbusters? The Ice One.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I missed it. I missed all of it.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Wicked Witches. I could see that epul and Wolverine probably
gonna be everywhere. The Descendants. I'm sorry, Clooney movie.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Did you miss? Did you miss Raygun? Because you're gonna
be Raygun for Halloween? Is that why you skipped over there? Now?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Raygun's at the bottom of the list. Uh, And I
think is the one good one.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I think you have to be Raygun and then your
wife can be her husband, and then your kids can
be like the break dancing the iconic or the husband.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah, that's actually pretty good. Yeah, just me humiliating myself
for my wife and kids, which is kind of kind
of a I thought.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
She was your icon I'm sorry, Ragun.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Do you know what you're gonna do this year? I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I want to do on like a couples thing which
I keep, and I don't know what it's gonna be.
So if you have any ideas, message me, but no
pictures because I won't open that.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
And message me all the pictures that.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
You can't say because you're not gonna send Jack's hungry
for the picture.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
No, no god I will say is open your pictures? Yeah,
but I think we might actually just it's totally dependent
on like what movie my kids are into at the moment,
and at this moment, we are into the highly topical
and of the moment Men in Black.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I did watch that again recently.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
It is what's his face? Who played the villain? Oh
my god? Why am I saying? What's his face? Vincentnofrio.
He's one of my favorite actors. I love him so much,
and he was such a good villain.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
He's so good in that movie, like one of the
all time. I remember at the time just being like,
that's fun, but like the more you watch it, the
more it's just like holy shit.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
You're like he's playing a bag of cockroaches, Like how
the fuck he's playing his skin suit over and he
was like, yeah, I'll do that's crazy, Yeah, I'll.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Do it, and I'll absolutely nail it. Sugar Water. Sugar
Water just better. Then he like pulls his face back
so good.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I've loved him in everything. He's great.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah, he's really good. Like I will watch is he
CSI or Law and Order? He's like Law and Order
and I for You's for You? And I watched so
much of it just because of him.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
And he was in He was in a movie with
Julia Roberts, the Pizza movie What is It?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Mystic Pizza?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Mystic Pizza? He was in he was was he k
not king? Who he was in? Like Hot the Hawkeye series.
He played a villain there he was. So he's just
been in so many things and he kills it in
like everything.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Oh man, he's sixty five years old. That's wild. I
didn't realize he was the same like that of that era. Yeah,
sure of him. On his Wikipedia page, I'm like, who
who is this elderly man?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Jeez? And I still have a crush on him.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
He's a fine actor, a fine actor, fine whose name
is never spelled the way I think it is a
shout out to a fellow person who has an apostrophe
in their last name and it probably annoys them all
the time.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Did you think it was Vincent Donafrio?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah? I thought it was da Space Capital Noafrio, but
like a Forrio, ma amazing, pallaviganal and thank you so
much for joining, Oh God, thank you. Miles is not
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There you go. Great advice from a great co host
that is going to do it for us on this
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be kind to yourself, get the vaccine, don't do nothing
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Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of post
birtha Boar trend. My name is Jack, and I'm thrilled
to be joined by wonderful guest co host. How's it going,
(00:20):
I'm up here, you're down there? Nine to eleven? That
makes sense to you tomorrow or if you've seen.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
The yesterday, Yeah, I've.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Seen the You pissed off god? Now see what he's
got nine eleven. You just search the internet. Just search
the internet. Okay, people, don't make us do all the
work for you. My name is Jack. That is Poulivia.
I've already said that, but I'm gonna say it again
(00:55):
because you may be a goldfit. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Tell him who we are, Jack, that's right. I love
what your name is.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Jack.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I can just do a Biden impression.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I'll tell you Jack, Biden's like been kind of charming,
you know now that we don't need to worry about
whether he could possibly have a brain capable of being president.
He of course we talked about on yesterday's trending. I
think that he said, ah, yeah, man, like the debates
(01:28):
tonight tomorrow, I'm going to do nine to eleven, and
then he had an interaction with a Trump supporter. That
was like just two old guys having a good old fashioned,
grizzled old guy off.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Anyways, and he put on a Trump hat and people
are like, hey, ad met it, he's Trump. I don't
know what they thought he was admitting to.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
But why did he put on a Trump hat?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
The guy had a Trump hat, and they were they
were just like flirting with each other in the way
that old men who don't realize they're flirting with each
other can sometimes do.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
This is like, ugh, that's like, I'm sorry, that is
not that is not driving to me. I'm like, that
is like old white men co signing whatever in the
moment for comfortability. But I will say I did see
a tweet about how he's become like funnier and like
more loose or whatever. Yeah, and they were like, this
is what happens when you know you're quitting. You just
have a good time. Just you're just in your senior
(02:25):
year senioritis.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Lame duck, more like really cool duck. Anyways, and that
was a funny thing that I said. Anyways, all right,
so Donald Trump has said he will not debate Kamala
Harris again. Oh that's right. We are undecided on this
podcast to the degree that we don't even know who
(02:47):
the candidates are. Who is that?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
What's a Donald Trump?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
What's that? What's a Donald What's a Donald Trump? He
he said he's not going to debate Kamala Harris again.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
He didn't the first time. Really honestly just got owned.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
It's wild because he only has one like explanation for
why he's not going to debater her again. And his
argument is and this is clearly testing well with his
inner circle. I can't imagine it's testing well with anybody else.
But only the loser in a boxing match asks for
a rematch. But first of all, there was like a
(03:26):
planned next debate. Second of all, everybody, literally everybody thinks
you lost the first debate except for you, like RFK Junior,
who is like a guy interviewing for a job with
you and actively supporting you and like campaigning on your
behalf in Swing States. Is is like, well, yeah, he
(03:52):
clearly lost and did not do a good job in
that debate.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
But RFK Junior actually goes by them pronoun It's not
because they're non binary, but because of the warmon they're yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Sorry, and I do apologize. It is a plural that
so anyways, I don't know. It doesn't seem like a
great line of argument for uh for my money, But again,
I am an undecided voter, So what do I know?
Literally nothing. I know nothing because it helps me.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Stay under with Jack Snow.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I'm Jack Snow Baby.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I think it's fun that Trump is like, if I
don't want to do this, it's because they're a loser.
I also have that attitude, and I will be henceforth
going forward and doing whatever I want and just calling
you a loser if I don't want to do it,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
That's such a change for him, like him and just
owning his space and just saying, you know, I'm going
to do whatever I want. Finally, let Trump be Trump.
You know, for the first time.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
There was a tweet that said he would be like
during the debate, they were like he would be the
messiest real housewife, and I was like, oh my god,
he would be so good as a house like he
literally just put him on, put him in this encapsulated
area and just make him be messy. Like he would
have been such a beloved figure if he If he
didn't do like racism and sexism and assault and all
(05:14):
of that stuff. But then also was just a real housewife.
You know, like, if that's the version of Trump we got,
it could be somebody that we really loved. He wasn't
in charge of anything.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
He right, No, he's just such a caddy bitch, like
he is much shit. That is what his energy is.
So some people are noticing that. Laura Lumer. So there
was this profile of Laura Lumer I think in The
New Yorker. It was like kind of a long read.
It was one of those longreads that has exactly zero information,
(05:48):
but it was kind of fascinating to follow. Laura Lumer
noted racist, conspiracy theorist, and Maga I read, and as.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
A tweet I read said also Jigsaw impressionist.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yes, yes, has has had a lot of work that
is taking me into a very uncanny Yeah, an uncanny place.
But she, like in this profile, she's like just constantly
like trying to get on Trump's calendar. Just fully devoted
(06:24):
and like focused on finding ways to get near Trump,
Like that's her focus twenty four hours a day. And
she's like promising this reporter. She's like, yeah, you're gonna
get to see me. I'm gonna like hang out with him,
and then towards the end she's like, Okay, so maybe
it didn't happen this time, but we're really close and
he just like doesn't like you, so fuck off. Anyways,
(06:46):
she has entered the entourage. She was on his plane
that landed in Philly for the debate, and it has
been traveling with him recently. People are analyzing their body
language went together, like he put his arm around her
lower back, and so she recently said something wildly racist
(07:10):
where she said she I guess tweeted that if Kamala
Harris wins the presidential election, quote, the White House will
smell like curry and White House speeches will be facilitated
via a call center.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
And is delicious.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, so it's going to smell great.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Are you saying that the WiFi is going to be
high speed?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Because this time, you know, to the point that, like,
so there is now a stupid feud between her and
I mean, there's been a feud between her and Marjorie
Taylor Green where Marjorie Taylor Green in the most recent
back and forth like told her to take that down
and was like, that's racist. That's not helping. And Laura
(07:56):
Lumer is like, you're not racist enough. Essentially, so big
news in the world of mega brainworms.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
At alex Or Alex Cole at ac news CIDs posted
girls girls, Girls, don't argue you're both racists.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Also, just a quote, like we've been covering the debate
for a while, I do just love this quote that
I had forgotten about. Kamala Harris pointed out that the
military leaders who worked with him were none too impressed.
I think she used the word disgrace. And Trump's counter
was Victor Orbon one of the most respective men. They
(08:38):
called him a strong man. He's a tough person, smart,
Prime Minister of Hungary. They said, why is the whole
world blowing up? He said, because you need Trump back
as president. So he takes strong man as a comp
like he just can't process that as anything other than
a compliment.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
This is like when he thought asylum meant insane as yeah,
like the visas or whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yes, yeah, it is true that I am am a
strong man and will be strong man. Look at my muscles,
arms like as Miles Gray says, arms like Christmas hams.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Anyways, isn't Victor orbon like fucking horrible.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, yeah, no, true, like just a not enjoyed on
the international level by any people who are paying any
sort of attention. But it's just this the Lumer thing.
It's anybody who is willing to compliment him can make
him do whatever the fuck they want. It is wild
(09:42):
that he has any chance of having access to power,
let alone a coin flip chance of having access to
the nuclear codes. Again, because he is the most easily
manipulatable human that I I've ever seen in the public eye.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I wanted a felon as president, but not like this,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I wanted a bad boy.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Well, I also wanted someone who would advocate for like
human rights from that perspective. Yeah, but not like this.
This is what I wanted, Not.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Like this, Not like this, America. Let's take a quick break.
We'll come back, and we're back. Jd Vance continuing to
kill it. He went on CNBC, and people are starting
(10:37):
to point out that immigration is good for economy, like
at least on CNBC the Economy channel. They're like, so
some point out that immigration is the greatest thing for
America's economy and has been for literal centuries and JDVA
(11:00):
and said, if that was true, America would be the
most prosperous country in the world.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Oh no, honey, baby, sweetie, you are not doing okay, sweetie,
you are not doing amazing honey.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Just yeah, he's not not killing it. Also, I was
gonna say, also another update from Trump's entourage, but this
is actually somebody who is outside of his entourage, and
that is Milania Trump didn't show up to the debate,
doesn't say. You know, Laura Lumer is like her body double.
You know, she's just like standing in for her at
(11:38):
this point. But that's because, okay, people need to chill out.
Because she is promoting a book that comes out in
just a week and a half. It's already been making headlines.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
It's called Becoming by Michelle Obama.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
But it has a picture of Milania Trump on it.
The cover art was unveiled and it was plagiarized. The
cover of the book is just the cover of the
Chanel book Catwalk Chanel Catwalk, but with Malania written in
(12:15):
the exact same font in the exact same way on black. Yes,
so amazing work by them. And then she's been dropping
weird promo videos with excerpts from the book. One raised
eyebrows for complaining that her quality of life has been
affected by Biden because of the rising cost of food
(12:37):
and gasoline. I'm sure she's really feeling it at the pump.
She's definitely pumping her own gas and just feeling the
stress we all feel as the cost goes up and
up and up as you're filling your tank.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Wait, her instagram is so weird. It is such a strange,
like product pushing, but also like an Ond's Instagram, and
also like racist Instagram, which I guess could be some
people's aunties.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yes. She also released an excerpt that implies that the
attempted assassination on Donald Trump was part of a democratic
conspiracy and they.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Didn't do it like she asked them to, and therefore
they fucked They didn't complete the fucking job.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
She says, why didn't law enforcement officials arrest the shooter
before the speech? There is definitely more to this story
and we need to uncover the truth, which is also
so the fact that she's saying it is. I don't know.
I guess I hadn't realized this, but in twenty eleven,
like before everything went to hell, she came on the
(13:52):
view and was like doing birth rhythm. Shit. She was like,
I just think people want to see Obama's birth certificate,
and Joy Behar was like, it's out, Like this is sorry,
this is twenty eleven. It's out because your husband said
all that wild bullshit. It's been released and we've all
(14:13):
seen it. And she was like, still, I just think
he needs to release it. So anyways, she is not
a stranger to her husband's bullshit conspiracy theories. It is
a little troubling that he seems to be pushing this
more and more with the idea that that was an
act of war essentially against him. Feels headed in a
(14:38):
bad direction. I don't know. Listen, we're at eleven.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
If Democrats we're going to shoot the president, we would
have missed harder. Okay, we would have even gotten the ear.
We don't know how to use guns, and we're scared.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Okay. Anyways, we can't wait to get this coffee table
book and read every word. I can't imagine and it's
not wonderful.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
It's all just enough to ease.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
And then in the segment that we always do around
this time, we have bon Jovi News Fun Jovi report.
So bon Jovi once again making headlines for helping to talk. Yeah,
the very one and only John j O n b
(15:23):
O n Jove helped talk a distressed woman off the
edge of a bridge in Nashville. Apparently he was just
walking by making a music video at the time. He's
never not, by the way, making a music video. He's
just walking through a perpetual music video. He engaged her
in conversation, helped her to safety, then gave her a
(15:45):
long hug and yeah he can in.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
The middle of the bridge. He was like, whoa halfway there?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah, he said, be careful, this bridge is slippery. Well
wet the name of the album with Living on a
Prayer on it. But there. Yeah, there's like CCTV footage
of the encounter.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
I love the CCTV footage because his hair, Like you
look at the person that's standing there and you look
at him and you're like, that is one hundred percent
bon Jovi because of his hair, Like that is that
couldn't be anybody else.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah, he's no longer he no longer has the short hair, right.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
No, it's like it's the spikiness of it.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yeah. Uh so jbj out here I'm going to give
benefit of the doubt and say that it was not
just like a piece of buzz marketing by them to
just be like, hey, could you stand here for just
one second?
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
True.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I think it's also sad because there are she's standing outside.
It's really sad. She's standing like on the outside of
the bridge, like clearly going to jump, and like people
just walk past her until bon Jovi like walks over. Yeah,
it's like really sad.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah bon Jovi. He kind of has got that energy
about him. I feel like that, like he might be
one of those celebrities who's just lived a charmed enough
existence that he just kind of floats through life and
probably probably does cool things for people every once in
a while. So shouts out to John bon Jovi. Finally,
(17:24):
USA Today has released it's eagerly anticipated Halloween costume idea
trends Now that I've never looked at this before. The
list is pretty uninspired, but we do like to look
at Halloween costume trends. They got a lot of Beetles juice.
(17:44):
They got a lot of Ghostbusters, which I can't did
that movie hit hard enough?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
That was a movie this year?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, Ghostbusters? The Ice One.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I missed it. I missed all of it.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Wicked Witches. I could see that epul and Wolverine probably
gonna be everywhere. The Descendants. I'm sorry, Clooney movie.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Did you miss? Did you miss Raygun? Because you're gonna
be Raygun for Halloween? Is that why you skipped over there? Now?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Raygun's at the bottom of the list. Uh, And I
think is the one good one.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I think you have to be Raygun and then your
wife can be her husband, and then your kids can
be like the break dancing the iconic or the husband.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah, that's actually pretty good. Yeah, just me humiliating myself
for my wife and kids, which is kind of kind
of a I thought.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
She was your icon I'm sorry, Ragun.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Do you know what you're gonna do this year? I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I want to do on like a couples thing which
I keep, and I don't know what it's gonna be.
So if you have any ideas, message me, but no
pictures because I won't open that.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
And message me all the pictures that.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
You can't say because you're not gonna send Jack's hungry
for the picture.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
No, no god I will say is open your pictures? Yeah,
but I think we might actually just it's totally dependent
on like what movie my kids are into at the moment,
and at this moment, we are into the highly topical
and of the moment Men in Black.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I did watch that again recently.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
It is what's his face? Who played the villain? Oh
my god? Why am I saying? What's his face? Vincentnofrio.
He's one of my favorite actors. I love him so much,
and he was such a good villain.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
He's so good in that movie, like one of the
all time. I remember at the time just being like,
that's fun, but like the more you watch it, the
more it's just like holy shit.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
You're like he's playing a bag of cockroaches, Like how
the fuck he's playing his skin suit over and he
was like, yeah, I'll do that's crazy, Yeah, I'll.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Do it, and I'll absolutely nail it. Sugar Water. Sugar
Water just better. Then he like pulls his face back
so good.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I've loved him in everything. He's great.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah, he's really good. Like I will watch is he
CSI or Law and Order? He's like Law and Order
and I for You's for You? And I watched so
much of it just because of him.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
And he was in He was in a movie with
Julia Roberts, the Pizza movie What is It?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Mystic Pizza?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Mystic Pizza? He was in he was was he k
not king? Who he was in? Like Hot the Hawkeye series.
He played a villain there he was. So he's just
been in so many things and he kills it in
like everything.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Oh man, he's sixty five years old. That's wild. I
didn't realize he was the same like that of that era. Yeah,
sure of him. On his Wikipedia page, I'm like, who
who is this elderly man?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Jeez? And I still have a crush on him.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
He's a fine actor, a fine actor, fine whose name
is never spelled the way I think it is a
shout out to a fellow person who has an apostrophe
in their last name and it probably annoys them all
the time.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Did you think it was Vincent Donafrio?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah? I thought it was da Space Capital Noafrio, but
like a Forrio, ma amazing, pallaviganal and thank you so
much for joining, Oh God, thank you. Miles is not
feeling well. Where can people find you? Follow you all
that good stuff?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
You can find me poisoning miles of food. I am
at Polavi Caanalan p A L l A v I
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We have our show on September twentieth at the Comedy Store.
Please come through and please don't buy dogs from breeders.
(22:03):
We have a very bad breeding situation in LA and
in the Midwest. There was just a news article saying
that people were breeding in the Midwest and then sending
them to supposed local ethical breeders. Don't do that. I've worked,
I volunteer to rescue. We have puppies all the time.
We have all different breeds. Please, you know, adopt, don't shop.
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
There you go. Great advice from a great co host
that is going to do it for us on this
Thursday afternoon. We are back tomorrow with the whole last
episode of the show. Until then, be kind to each other,
be kind to yourself, get the vaccine, don't do nothing
about white supremacy, and we will talk to y'all tomorrow.
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