September 2, 2025 • 53 mins
In this edition of PresiTrendtial Medal of Zeitdom, Jack and Miles discuss their respective weekends, Trump's domestic deployment of troops being ruled illegal af, the Internet being totally convinced that Trump has died, Rudy Giuliani getting rear ended and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Maybe it's my old Christopher Reeve's loving ass, but you
didn't like it just starts from the beginning. He's like
getting his ass kicked, which is like a I think
it's cool to see Superman. Actually like just do Superman
shit for like, give me like five minutes of that,
you know, instead of like it's just like he's always
(00:25):
stressed out and getting his ass kicked, so he started.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Also, really it's like it starts with him getting his
ass kicked in two completely different ways. Because that interview, yeah,
was fucking terrible, right, They didn't do the movie any.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Favors by having that right up front.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I missed a lot of the interview because I, uh,
you know, I was there with a seven year old
nine year old, so it was like fifty percent bathroom breaks. Honestly,
the movie's probably a little better better without the interview breaks.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I left.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I left as the interview was starting and came back
and I was like, holy shit, they're still doing this
is fucking they really thought that this was working.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
It makes this grown man, which I mean alien or no,
you're you're you're manning, you're like what thirties with the rationale.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Of a twelve year old. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
They were bad. The New Superman movie. Oh really yeah,
it's like, I mean, my kid loved it. That's that's all.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Like I said, when I saw it, it's a seven
year old would probably think it's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
A seven year old fucking loved it. Oh well, then
that's perfect for me. That was that was my assessment.
I was like, maybe a seven year old servant for
me personally.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah, I bro I don't have the mental capacity to
handle anything beyond like what a seven year old You're.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Like, Oh, wow, why you fly like that?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I don't know either. Let's find out together. He's flying? Wow?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Wait that she doesn't know that Superman? She does Rachel
Brosenhan from from Jump. That's like they I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It makes us.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
The other thing is that Superman, Superman and Lois Lane
felt like siblings because.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
They look very similar.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Their features were so similar that they look like siblings.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, I mean, I like that.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Do you think that they cast people who looked like
they could be siblings because they're you know, Hollywood's making
these movies with their eye on other blockbusters, but they
probably got one eye on the horn Hub charts and
seeing the step siblings stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, they're like, with a little a we can make
the scene hit different if you get.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Amazing.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
If they just started being like, she's my stepsister, she
grew up with me in Smallville.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Oh hold on, I think she's stuck in a driver thing.
Let me go shout.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
They're like, what we're just we are giving the people
what they want, fully explained.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
How the hell you get stuck in a dryer exactly?
And I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
That's the thing with my stepsister, Lowis Lane is such
a goofball, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
She's such a Klutz's such a clutz.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I got stuck in the dryer again, So funny. A
Superman sucked at clapping cheeks. He was like.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Right away, like you're fucking Superman And he's like, I
thought you're fucking You're an alien, a superpowered alien.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
And clunk, real loud, three pumps.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this week Trends edition
of Guys.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, this is the episode where we tell you what
was trying to go over the weekend, what is trending
this morning, and we let you we allow you to
get to know us a little bit better. My name
is Jack O'Brien that over there is mister Miles.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Grass on my face because I didn't cut my son's fingernails.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
So no, bro, he has this cute aggression ship.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
We'll be like daddy and he will rip my fucking
cheeks like his grip strength.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I'm like, damn, son, you should be a free climber,
ripped the cheeks up like Superman. All right? Uh yeah, yeah, anyway,
that's very dangerous.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
And they and like there's some sets they like they
know it's a weapon that can be deployed the nails.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
The nails.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yeah, of course of course they did, because everyone goes
out and they're bleeding.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, it's like they drop the saying and watch you
pick it up. And then the thing is like I
can put my nails into him and make him go ow.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
He'll say. He'll look at my face and go, oh
what happened?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
And I go, oh, you scratched me. He goes, oh,
I scratch you. And then he'll bring his hands.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah. No, he'll bring his hands and be like, oh
I scratch you.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I'm like no, no, he fucking anton sugar.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah, he's like menacing me. I'm like, stop calling me
Lluellen Moss. You want to get fucking cut. What's what
you got in that tank? What is that you carry around?
And you look great here all these holes in your walls.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Jesus like he got a pneumatic execution gun or something.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Perfect circles.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Uh, well, it's great to have you back, Miles.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Thanks, Thanks, it's great to be back. Big day. Potentially,
we don't know, we don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I will say, yeah, this is one of the Schroedegger's
episodes where like we're recording it before Donald Trump's press conference.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
The Internet has got itself.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
We'll talk about the fact that the Internet has a
self gassed up that like he's coming up there to
give the fucking lou Gerrig's speech today today today. I
don't I don't believe it. I don't think that's what's happening.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
But they've already said it's about defense. Okay, yeah, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Like, so he's probably just going to say something really
quick and.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
The internet like, yeah, he's going to talk about his
immune system. That's what the defense he's talking about exactly,
his defense against not going to hell so he can
go to heaven. That's right, I mean I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I mean, he's either gonna One thing is true. He
it is unprecedented. We'll get into it. But he hasn't
what he didn't. No one talked to him since Wednesday.
No one's talking to him. We're trying to get on
the phone. We saw a photo that they say that
like that was him looking like shit.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah, we're going to talk about it. It's hmmm.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I will I will say he does. He does have
these rhythms where he goes quiet for a couple of days.
I attribute it to like adderall that he's awake for,
you know, twenty four hours a day for like two months,
and then yeah, yeah, his benders off. Yeah, Hitler would
have to sleep his benders off. And one time he
slept his benders off right through the beginning of D Day. Yeah,
(07:24):
it's one of the reasons that history broke the way
fucking wake him. Why he's on one of his math benders. Dude,
do know he's so mean, he's gonna fucking scratch your face.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
All right, but before we get into any of that,
we do like to let you again, you're welcome get
to know us a little bit better by telling you
stuff we think is underrated, overrated? Miles, what is something
you think is underrated?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Underrated? I look, every.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Day is a new lesson as I become more of
a parent and just the ambient stress over your kid
doing new shit.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh man, that's oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
A lot of time I'm like, yeah, go ahead, Like
there's so many other times I'm like, yeah, go ahead,
climb up that thing. I don't know, you might fall off,
but right, yeah, But like in a social context, I'm
a fucking mess, like thinking about my kid because so
today him going into a social context.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, him in a new social situation.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
So for those for those interested, and I hope you are,
because I've had quite a year. We moved into like
a new semi permanent place as we figure out like
our future and rebuilding and what that is all going
to look like.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
And it's been great.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
And again, thank you to everybody who's always been there
supporting us.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
It's I don't even know, I don't know how the
fuck we've landed.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
On our feet, but I make a huge attribution to
the support of friends, family and ZYCHG.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
So again, if you ever see me, I will take
a photo with you.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
No one's ever asked me to do that, So it's fine,
it's not really okay, maybe a couple of times, a
couple of times, but if there, if I'm in town,
I will come to your birthdays.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I will baptize your children.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I will I would look through your child's bedroom for
points of he will do that.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
To stop doing that.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Jack, I don't know your child could use this popcorn
bag as a way to transport drugs or drug money.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
So anyway, literally just planted that bag of cocaine in there.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
What dude, you have cocaine all over your pocket where
you pulled it out from. That's powdered sugar.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
I'm doing a funnel cake stand later today.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
That's that's what that's from.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
So anyway, the guy's child is also starting a new
daycare slash preschool, which he's been so this will be
his third school in the last seven months eight or
what it's September now, since like the end of last year,
there's like his third school, and.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I've been like, oh my god, I.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Was lucky enough to go to like I didn't have
to change schools too often, but I was like, what
is he going to do?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Is he going to be? Okay?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
But I keep looking at things through the fucking prism
of my own experiences and my fears rather than like
looking at my son is being like his own thing. Obviously, genetically,
he will probably carry some of like the the weird
parts that have been passed down genetically through the generations.
But I like, I was not great at making new
(10:13):
friends like I would always I'm like naturally a shy person.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
So in a situation like that, I'm like, oh God,
what are they gonna fuck? What am I gonna say?
He's fucking two and a half, Okay, so I don't
know why. I'm like, do you got material ready for?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Like how to make fun jokes with the teachers and
the other students. Anyway, the dude just rolled up, absolute
social demon, didn't give a fuck, like through deuces up.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
He's just fun. Yeah, And part of me I'm even
still like, you know, he's probably just overwhelmed. He didn't
know what's going on. You know, he probably doesn't even
he's not even connecting what's going on.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I said, Jack, I saw you that picture of Joe
Peshy and Goodfellas when he gets whacked.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
He thought that's what it was gonna do.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
That's how he was gonna respond to be I want
to say my school, and he looks fucking me. I'm like,
I'm so sorry. We're not going back there. I thought
that's what it's going to be like, but no, he's great.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
So it's like another one, all right, Yeah, yeah exactly,
although I may get a call in the next thirty
minutes where they're like, uh, your son keeps asking miss
Carolyn if she's a tough guy.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I don't know what that means. It is the one
trait he picked up. Yeah, but that's all he does.
He just asks.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
He hasn't him it's Happy Gilmore too. He's like, oh,
you walked out her. You turned off Happy Gilmore too early.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
You didn't like that.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Eminem cameo, oh yeah, yeah, he's gonna be five. Also
noticed the same thing my kids when I was worried
that they were going to have like social anxiety, they
do not. They're early too. I feel like, I don't
think your social anxiety until.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
This is the thing. Just why can't our kids not
be us? You know what I mean? He's gonna have it.
He's gonna have it. It's gonna be bad.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
He's gonna piss himself on a fucking rye, or maybe
it'll be water ice. I don't know what, you know,
it's it's pretty complicated out here. If not, what are
all these zingers that I wrote him? You know, talking
for your first day school?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
My underrated Mad's Michelson's desire to be like held down
slash tied up just any any So, as you I've
talked about before, my uh, probably my favorite thing I
wrote back in the Cracked days was this article about
actors who kind of like to do the same thing
(12:25):
in every movie. Tom Cruise likes to run, Brad Pitt
likes to eat, John Cusack likes to get stuck in
the rain, and the the ultimate Tom Hanks loved to
pee and loves he loves in a movie. And I'm
just obsessed with the idea of like how that. I'm
(12:47):
just obsessed with the idea of watching people pee. And
the Internet's amazing because you can find so many videos
of it. Just like how that happens is a note
from the actor. But anyways, somebody on Twitter who goes
by v i z L a GF on Twitter posted
(13:11):
a super cut of Mad's Michelson like being tied up
or tied down or like held down or tying somebody
else down, and it's just there's a lot to go
off of.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
It's why does he have a boner in all these shots? Too? Raging?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
So the projects are polar The Starvation Hannibal Bitch, Better
Have My Money music video.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
He's in there being tied up.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Exit Casino Royale, Unit one valhallarizing Doctor Strange, and then
something called The Call, which is a furniture ad in
which he gets So it's interesting that these are like,
there are some weird projects on there. Like on the
one hand, you could be like, man, they're really scraping
to find examples of this. On the other you can
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read it as like he will take a job that
doesn't make any sense for him, like a Rihanna video
or a furniture ad if they're just like yeah, but
we'll hold your arms down in like kind of a
sexual context.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
His agent's like, Mad's, I got this news script for You's.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Like you you already know what I'm going to ask?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
You know what I'm gonna ask? Why are you even
why are we even talking about it right now? But
Mad's this could.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Be just say it, what am I going to ask,
are fine, is it bondage?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Is it hold me down? Is it bondage? Okay, then yes,
but they don't make sense unless it work too.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I don't know if this is more This one feels
more in line with like Tom Hanks, because like the
Brad pitt one, the John Cusack, it's just like Tom
Cruise are like, this is the thing I look cool doing, Tom,
And like this one, I can't imagine they think it
looks cool. It feels like it's coming from in like
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a deep like psycho sexual urge.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Yeah. That this is probably why Tom Hanks isn't canceled
is because he's found a way to route any kind
of weird sexual desire into like somewhat a creative outlet.
He was like, look, as long as I'm pissing in
a film, like I can keep my shit together.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Watch it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
All those people I walk around this country, I make
eye contact with people and I know and that's where
they've watched me piss.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Like, yeah, there it is, my god. We literally finish
each other sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Did you see that clip of Ben Stiller talking Because
it had been like twenty something years since that MTV
Movie Awards where he was protecting maybe yeah, yeah, yeah,
and he was like reminiscing about it, and he was like,
I thought I'd be nervous, He's like, but the second
I started doing it like he was, he was just
all in and he's like and that made it so
much easier. I thought, I don't know what the fuck
is how he was and I react and he's like,
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he started laughing.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Then I started. He's like that scene where they just
kind of start laughing, like and they lead on each other.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
He just said that just started with him laughing and
then Tom Cruise reacting and him just kind of they
just kept reacting to each other. Beautiful moment for all
my old ass Choogy listeners out there who remember that
storied MTV Movie Awards when we used to watch them live.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
The premise was that Ben Siller is his body double,
right Yeah, But then like he's like and we're exactly
We're basically the same person. And it's clear that he
has this like obsessive relationship with him and it is
like trying to make things happen.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
That's quite working both five seven too. So there you go.
What is something Miles do you think is overrated? Overrated
bro a fucking overly juicy sandwich. Okay.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Like I know when you eat like a burger or something,
you're like, oh, look at all the moisture in that
patty or whatever, and you see there's so many info
they like cut a sandwich. It happened like wheezy, and
you're like, oh, little the juice come out? Yeah, fine,
Like in certain context that is indicative of like, oh
this is it's Look, it's not like a dried up
beef brick or something.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
I'm talking about a fucking sandwich. Okay. I was at
Jersey mics.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Uh oh, this man in front of me, bro I
asked for an inordinate amount of like vinegar, going yes, sack,
not even like keep going okay, So I thought I
was on a fucking prank show because he kept going,
(17:38):
and I'm like, I'm looking around for like the other
straight character in this sketch to be like, this is
a fucking lot of liquid now, right? Are we even eat?
Is this even a sandwich now? And he kept saying
can I get can I get a little more? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Can I sorry? Sorry? Can I get a little more?
Speaker 4 (17:57):
And at least four times by the time he hit
the fourth one on the sandwich artist basically did a
fuck you.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Amount of trying to be like oh yeah. They were
even like, broh are you fine?
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Squeazed like emptied the full clip out on it, and
he was like amazing, thank.
Speaker 8 (18:15):
You ah, and like the guy like then trying to
wrap it, there was like liquid pulling in the fucking
in the fucking paper and they wrapped the bread even holding.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I From what I understand, some people just like it
to be not even a sandwich, just like a goopy
mess with sandwich innerds that they eat.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
And the bread becomes part of the sauce that's on
top of it.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
And so anyway, he fucking just like he just sauntered
out of there like it was normal, and I was like,
we had this moment and I was up next.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I was like, what he's like, I've never seen it.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Think.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
I was like like that.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
You guys, both guys both knew you would witness something.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
We were like, oh shit, okay, man, anyway, let me
let me get a club supreme bro uh and you
don't don't fucking overdo it with the juice because I
hate a fucking like a sandwich and Jersey. Mike's is wet, okay,
like that's how they do shit there. But most I
know that, so I eat it the second I get it.
I'm not to be like, yo, let that shit cook
in the fridge. No, but other.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Sandwiches generally, like a nice sandwich, you think.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
It can last a few hours without getting completely sogged out.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
And I understand again.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
It sounded like it was sogged out on ohay, this
was like a by there. It was like a French
dip with oil and vinegar pre soaked basically. But anyway,
so y'all not for me, and I can't believe. I
think it was just more of this situation I was
in where the guy was like.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Oh, amazing thing.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Like I thought he was gonna be like, okay, buddy,
I didn't say that much, right, you know. But but
after the fourth one, because it got a little passive, he's.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Like, sorry, can I let me just get just can
I get just a little bit more? I really like,
I really like a lot of the juice on there.
And then just that like it was like hissing at
the bottom because it's like.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Right, yeah, yeah, like it was there was no more
liquid in the bottle. Yeah, anyway, don't do that, folks.
And if you do, tell is that a fork and
knife job? I guess in which case it feels different.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
I don't know. This ship was so soggy. I'm not joking.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
There's probably oil drips like a fucking like like a
trail of clues all the way back to where walked.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Outside, threw that sandwich and away in the garbage and
then just jacked off in.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
His car from just making somebody do that. That was
what he was there for. What's your king, man? I
don't like it. I'm not a Nickelson, but I like
to go to restaurants.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
It's specific, but I like just making really specific order
and making the person uncomfortable with how.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Wicky my order is. And I just kind of take
that in.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
That's why we were these metaglasses, so I can record
the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
For metaglasses. My overrated, Uh just great.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
We had a great metaphor for capitalism this weekend with
a trade in the NFL. I overrated is like NFL
owners for a thousand reasons. But even if you are
a fan of an NFL team, having an owner I
think is bad for you. There there's a trade in
(21:35):
the NFL that was like not quite Luca level, Like
when Luca got traded to the Lakers last year and
everyone was like, how, how does anyone think that was.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
A good idea? This is a practice.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
So Dallas traded the best defensive player. It was Dallas again,
the city of Dallas is just getting fucked over. Traded
the best defensive player in the NFL to Green Bay
for like a couple first round picks and like another
you know, replacement level defensive player. And it's it's apparently like,
(22:12):
you know, Dallas has this famous owner who's like got
a big ego and is like he thought he had
made some sort of handshake agreement with his person and
he like went back on it, but he had like
just tried to cut the guy's agent out of the
negotiation process and then so just based on his like
personality issues with him, right he made he just like
(22:34):
gave him away because he was like, yeah, that's not
how we do things around here.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Great great team they got there, Yeah, great team they suck.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
I was gonna say, like, I feel like every Cowboys
fan I meet in this era is like.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
A fuck dude.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
They were expected to suck before this trade happened.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Oh and now it's like double suck.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah yeah, And he's so he's like this strong arm
owner who like does everything on his terms. He's older
than Joe Biden, and I just want to justice racist.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I want to contrast that with the Packers are owned
by fans right right, right, and they're run as a nonprofit,
so every all the money they make goes back into
the team.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
And they are like, this trade was.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Pulled off by I guess it's either their president or CEO,
but like, you know, normal nonprofit company shit. But the
guy who pulled it off just took over in July
after the previous leader of the team reached the mandatory
age of seventy Wow. Yeah, is this a sci fi utopia?
(23:39):
I fucking hate Brett.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Farv, So I don't know if I could ever get
behind the Packers just as a kid, like, I just don't.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
I don't like but I love this, But I love
this for them.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
That's how a team, or like capitalism should work, is
like it's owned by the fans and the workers. I
don't think it's like I don't think it is a
perfect utopia. I'm sure there's all sorts of fuckery that yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
And let us know what, despite our outward view of it,
is it.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
All fucked up? Now?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Is it all fucked to be my favorite philosopher, Didy?
Speaker 3 (24:15):
What the fuck is? So are the Packers? Do they
look like a contender?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Now?
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
They do?
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Oh so they really just that was like a huge
swing for them to be like, oh, we just picked him, Okay,
good good.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
They've gone from they're like the only team that consistently,
you know, any anytime, like I'm a sadly a Patriots fan,
and anytime you have like a run, you're lucky enough
to have a good quarterback, Like you can guarantee there's
gonna be some years where you like have a shitty
quarterback and like your team is bad because it's just
like that's not a thing that anybody can predict except
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Green Bay. For some reason. They've gone from Brett Favre
to Aaron Rodgers to Jordan Love is now their quarterback,
and like they've just all been awesome, and they've all
been like a situation where like the next guy was
just like waiting in the wings and they're like, okay,
he's ready trade away the previous guy.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
The next guy is.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Like right away, yeah, yeah, and that doesn't have like,
for whatever reason, it's just impossible to predict if a
quarterback is actually going to be good in the NFL,
except in Green Bay they've like got it figured out anyways.
You know, having having a powerful, one, powerful, charismatic in
quotes leader at the head of any organization, I feel
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like does not work. As we're seeing over and over
and over again.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
You don't want a decrepit monkey skeleton running anything.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
No mister Burns even showed us you know what I mean.
You don't want that.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
I was watching the Netflix Cheerleader, the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader
show that they put out, like I haven't watched a
couple episodes of it, and you get glimpses of Jerry
but more, you see his wife more. But Jerry Jones God,
And every time I says, like, what the fuck are
you guys doing over there?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Just so old? Yeah yeah yeah, And I.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Feel like every time I hear about him, he's always
in some ship being racist or old or whatever.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
The fuck. But yeah, hey man, great, great matchup, great matchup.
Love that for everybody.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
All Right, let's take a quick break and we'll come
back and talk about other uh decrepit old leaders.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Yeah, yeah, we'll be right back and we're back. Oh
we're back. Oh fucking we are so fucking back.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Man.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
So this is interesting.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
A judge has ruled the deploying troops federal troops to
other you know, to US cities is illegal as fuck.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
I think I do. I guess I don't. I mean,
I don't know what happened in eighteen seventy eight when
they passed the Posse Comatatis Act, but I guess it's
something about deploying the US military on home soil to
enforce the law is bad.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
And again, this is something we all fucking knew from
just I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
I mean for those of us are like history wonks
or people who just probably just read the articles, like yeah,
you get read the headline. They're like, I should be illegal.
But the ruling was scathing, like truly, like you know,
but it just basically But again, I don't know. I
think we're in the era where I feel like a
scathing ruling is the best we're gonna get since Trump
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will get the chance to appeal. And and if you
really brought out it's like fucking everything he does is illegal. So,
like I saw the headlin, I'm like yeah, and then
I'm like, but fuck, dude, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Is as good as the guts. You should just have
that in the headline. Great news. And also this is
as good as it will get. This is as good
as it will feel.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
The ruling is just like Congress spoke clearly in eighteen
seventy eight when it passed the Act Prohibiting the use
of the US Military execute domestic law. Nearly one hundred
and forty years later, defendants President Trump, Secretary of Defense
piss Paris heg Seth, and the Department of Defense deployed
the National Guard and Marines to Los Angeles extensively to
quell a rebellion and ensure the federal immigration law was enforced.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
There were indeed protests.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
In Los Angeles and some individuals engaged in violence, yet
there was no rebellion, nor was civilian law enforcement unable
to respond to the protests and enforce the law. Defendants
systematically used armed soldiers, whose identity was often obscured by
protective armor and military vehicles, to set up protective perimeters
in traffic blockades, raising so like the whole thing was
just like no, fuck out of here, You're cooked. But
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I mean, best case scenario is somehow this stands or
the Trump administration is dealing with too many other distractions
to try and get this whatever. But I don't know if.
But again, if it does stand, it will definitely affect
the fascist warp tour that Trump is trying to bring
around Blue cities this summer and fall. So I don't know.
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It's just like one of those things where you like
you're like, oh good, but we're now in an era
where like the courts just seem.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Unable to really do anything right.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yes, I'm curious what the constitutional crisis where Like it
seems like to this point it's been any anything the
court says, he appeals and then does illegal thing and
people are.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Like, well you can't do that.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Yeah, there've been like yeah, victories like with funding and
things like that.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
I mean, we obviously have seen there.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
They're gonna send Kilmore or Bredo Garcia to Uganda. It's
just like they're they're they're finding every way to kind
of be like well if I.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Can't do that, then I'll do this. And if I
can't do this, and I'll do that.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Yeah, And I don't know, And I think maybe it's
it's because of how powerless we feel right now that
people are probably all in on them.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Maybe Trump will just go away and be all I
think that's what's happening.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
I'm like, bro, Unfortunately, like there's this is a we're approaching.
I mean, we're in a gut check moment. We're just
kind of looking to find a way, a way to
move to try and effectively resist this government even more so.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
But I get the magical thinking I do. I do too.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I was scrolling on Saturday night of a long weekend,
you know, when I should have been sleeping.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
I was like, wait, why is.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Everybody treating tweeting about Donald Trump possibly being dead? So
let's uh, let's talk about about that story because it's
let's talk does seem to you know there there were
people talking last week about Trump's hand bruising becoming more
and more visible. The ankles are not not looking great
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on the ankle scale. I described it as like he
now has just a long tube of leg that just
like goes straight up from like his elephant's foot.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Yeah, yeah, it's elephant foot. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
And then there's the stuff about him trying to get
to heaven, which I didn't really I don't know it does.
It feels like just a thing he was throwing out there,
the heaven one.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
I'm a little I'm a little less like. I don't
think that's as indicative as.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Like, yeah, I think he was just saying, like everybody says,
I'm like a bad guy, but I'm actually a good
guy and I'm trying to get there and that's why
I am doing God's work by ending wars. Which, yeah,
that doesn't surprise me that he thinks he is like
God's vessel here on earth.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
He's also just like the thing that they're like, oh,
they're going back to the handshake thing where it's like, oh,
his hands are all bruised because of the handshaking, right,
But like it's also not how come it's on his
other hand too at times?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yeah, I don't know. It's a great question. He can't
go left and right. It's what makes him so injurious
as a politician.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
I don't think you thought he had no left Okay, okay,
you're about to get left behind.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
And jd Vance even do like this feels like a
thing that if there was nothing here JD. Vance would
have been like this question stupid, like lea me alone,
but instead was he said, Yes, things can always happen.
Vance told USA Today when asked if he was prepared
to step up if something happened to President Trump and
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two assassination attempts, that that second one was like a
guy in a bush thirty minutes before he was supposed
to show.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
He didn't lick any shots off.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
But yes, terrible tragedies happened, he went on, He just
kept going, and if God forbid there's a terrible tragedy,
I can't think of a better on the job training
than what I've gotten over the last two hundred days.
Speaker 9 (32:50):
All right, okay, okay, which yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
And if God forbid, that feels so ominous, like we'll
be playing that back or like, oh God, I mean, look,
if God forbid we have someone who's only had two
hundred days of job training to become.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
The most powerful person in the world.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Sure does feel like something he might be more willing
to talk on if he knew there was like a
health crisis issue like brewing in the back. I mean,
he was like he didn't volunteer that on his own,
like out of nowhere he.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Was specifically asked about it.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
But also, but again, this is how his bad vibes
killed a sitting pope. It does seem pertinent. You know
that this is somebody who's hanging around Taybe.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
I wonder how he's like, he's like a mutant and
like Peter Teal is like a magneto type person. He's like,
I've known about you JD since you were a boy.
You know all the people that you ambiently kill with
your bad vibes. I want you to be the vice president.
That would be a kind of sick twist. Yeah, yeah,
just a guy whose vibes are so bad he'll kill
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you because his vibes are so will end your life.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Well, I mean Peter Teel's vibes are, oh god like weapons.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
Grade back his weapons grade sweat when people just like
ask him a question like and you're for the survival
of the human species, and he's just like wait, like
pauses and it's like what he.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Just like starts sweating profusely, dripping my guy. But the
big so, the big thing that everybody was pointing to
over the weekend, Trump hadn't been seen in days, had
no events scheduled, and people are saying it's like the
longest down period that he's had as.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Of what yesterday, he hadn't no one in the press
has spoken to him since Wednesday, right, So, and then
a few hours from now we will have a his
first appearance, first appearance whatever.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Then he's talking defense. So it's probably nothing I remember
during his first presidency, like there that was part of
the rhythm, where like he would be raging and like
putting out tweets to like four in the more and
like two in the morning, and then.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Like he would go away for a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
And this seems like he like took a week off
to get his strength back so he could start flying
on add or all twenty four hours a day. Again,
hey man, it's it's it's not easy deflecting from the
Epstein stuff and everything else going on. So you know, yeah,
and yeah, I mean, so here here are the things
that people were pointing to. The Pentagon pizza tracker, which
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we have noted has been a reliable indicator that attack
on Iran.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Yeah, last time it lit up.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
There was like a photo released where he was like
love playing golf with John Gruden and Charlie Kirk was like,
in your face, I told you he was fine.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Members, He's like, it's been pretty sick to aoud certain
members of the press.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
So diddy at the prospective, you.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Know, roll a little diddy every once in a while.
But the picture that he was pointing to was something
Trump posted. I think we're pretty sure it happened on
like a whole week ago.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
It was a week ago, and yeah, like that's old photos.
They posted so many unquote undated photos that a lot
of people were like, you know, people, people got time
on the internet. So the way they were cross referencing
things like this is a photo from fucking last year
of him, Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's a pretty low
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effort job at pretending that.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Like everything's fine.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
I think that's the one thing to me that is
interesting is that the amount of like effort they're putting
into to try and make it seem like everything's okay
and like something is up. I don't know if it's
on the levels of like whippy hippy for everyone, but
something's up.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
So the one that seems to be like the person
in the photo was like I took this picture with
Donald Trump yesterday is like taking at one of his
Virginia golf clubs. People seem to think that his face
has been Trump's face has been photoshopped. I don't have
specific like I can't say for sure that it's been photoshopped.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
I don't use face app.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
As much as I used to know what the smile
filter looks like now.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
But there are weird like there's two guys standing in
the background that like, it reminds me of that the
Shining documentary where people are like pointing out all the
shit like in the background of shots right Shining and
they're like, this obviously means that the moon landing was faked.
That's the level that the Internet has gone to on
this one.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Yeah, what's up with these guys? I mean they're looking
at a shitty person. Take a photo with an even
shittier person.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
The only photo that has emerged from over the weekend
where it doesn't seem like there's any digital manipulation is
just him like in a car, waving and looking Drew.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
People are putting it pay Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
I will say, like, I so there's a okay, we
there's other This all might be gone like soon, but
like lev Parnis is claiming the Trump's health is.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Deteriorating, claims a ton of shit. Fuck that guy.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
He does he always he's full right, He's always posting
some shit.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
He's like, oh man, there's about to be a me.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
He just always likes to chum the waters with like
some ship that he thinks he knows or whatever, and
ends up being nothing like okay, fine. I mean, like
for all the people this is like when you see
this happens a lot with like the like trades, like
player trades or transfers, and like European soccer, you have
all these people who are, like you know, every sport,
like in the know type people like I'm hearing I'm
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hearing stuff right now, yeah, blah blah blah. Like you're
just trying to juice your engagement because you're close enough
that people think it's believable.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
But like when you're off, you're like, hey man, things change, Man,
things change. I don't know. That's what I heard, is
what I heard.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
And this whole ship with him, I mean, I think
there's a lot of interesting things when you add it
all together that paints something like Okay, I definitely think
something is up, Like.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
The hands, Yeah, the hand and the ankles are real,
Like that's something that like we've known. I think he's
addressed it and been like I have like vain reflux,
but it's fine. And they say it's the best vain
reflux that they've ever seen.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Yeah, and they're talking about how he's got like this
circulation issue and like, okay, that's probably leading to some kind.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Of heart disease. Who knows. Then, just even thinking of
like this guy hates.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
Being in DC on the weekend, right and for a
long weekend, this guy was fucking nowhere, not being in
the spotlight and not doing glad handing, not even fucking
really like golfing in a way where he's like, look
at me, I'm golfing everyone. And then there was a
photo from what was that like maybe two weeks ago
where he was in the Oval office and he didn't
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have like a tie. On a lot of people we're like,
more subtly, we're like, oh, this is actually the more
interesting thing to me.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
He wasn't wearing a.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
Tie in the Oval and he wore a hat in
the Oval at the resolute desk, which is like a
lot of people are like, I don't see photos of
him like this casual and then everyone if you look
everyone else in the photo.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
He's wearing Look at that he's wearing crum. He has
uggs on.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
But then if you look in the photo, everyone else
has their tie off as to not draw attention to
the fact that Trump wasn't wearing his tie. And you're like, okay,
so he's like that looks a little bit like when
you're sick and you don't want to get ready for school,
so you just throw on like yeah, man, Belichick calls
him your give ups, put your give ups on, and
then just the him slowing down, all of those things.
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I'm like, yeah, this all like I totally believe that
he is not becoming healthier. No, But what that means
for like a timeline in terms of his mortality, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
And that's that's I don't know enough about any thing
to say anything about that, but I'd be really surprised.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
The main thing that makes me think there's no way
it's anything like that at least are around this press
conference is that the Drudge Report is usually all over
shit like this, and they're not even picking it up.
They're just like, yeah, I mean they're they're talking about
like health concerns, but.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
They're not like being like this, it's the major announcement.
It's not like people, look, he's using a double.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
Shut the fuck up, people, get fucking be for real
for a second. He's not using a fucking double. Nobody
looks that terrible in real life except for him, first
of all. And secondly, that would be an amazing sequel
to Dave if yeah, already he got a double, they
say she got a double two.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Yeah, sure, the double doubles for everyone. I mean, damn,
what a rom com?
Speaker 4 (41:54):
Yeah, oh, two doubles falling in love two doubles while
president is like otherwise indisposed. What did you think about
that video with the people ditching all the garbage bags
out of the fucking link? What I think people think
there's like the Lincoln bathroom or something. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
I saw on Reddit people saying that it's just under renovation,
and so, okay, did you.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
See the side of those bags. They didn't look like
you were ripping out. But some of the bags didn't
look like as somebody who's had to like see renovation
go down. There wasn't like chunks of drywall or insulation
it's like it looked like maybe some clothes, like the
bags themselves weren't packed to the brim. That I'm like,
And also, why would the why would the protocol and
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the White House to be like just throw this ship
out the side of the window at the White House.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Really, it does seem like the sort of thing that
only the president would be able to get away with.
Nobody else is unless throwing out a window, unless he's
having like something going. I was like, get it all out,
get it out now. I don't want to they get
it throwed out the window, and like Jesus Christ is
madace of King George stuff. She sweat themselves, right, sir,
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I don't know. I mean, like that is fine. It's
a little just odd looking.
Speaker 4 (43:12):
But I think I think the health The thing that
really upsets me is the media really not questioning this
more and making this something to talk about, because, and
rightly so, with Joe Biden's stanility, there was no problem
being like this, this dude might be fucking old, you know.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
I mean they they didn't push on that one enough. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Similarly, but like we're now coming off of presidency where
it's now evident now we have all this, you know,
reporting that suggests that it was a mess behind the scenes,
like they were just like doing their best to like
prop him up and make it look like, you know,
just like the weekend of Bernie's presidency, and you know,
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we're having another equally old president who has shown similar
signs of like not being all there, and they're just like, well,
we're gonna have to make the exact same mistake again
because we are fair and balanced, right, and if we weren't,
Fox News would yell at us.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
Well, And they're probably also fear the wrath of like
the president being like, how dare you talk about real things?
Speaker 3 (44:16):
I'm gonna get I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Revoke your license right, your broadcast license for showing me
in my state as I appear. I do just want
to raise because we when the Epstein stuff was happening
at the top of the news, I was like, it'll
be interesting to see how he responds to this. We've
seen things like uh, I was talking about the jinks
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and the act of killing, like where people who have
these like horrible things buried in their past that they
just like haven't dealt with, right, and then like once
they're confronted with.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
It in any way it does.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Yeah, yeah, it like fucks up your bot, like in
the Jinks and the Act of killing, like they both
like got like horrible like Burt like nasty burps and
like and like I was like, I wonder if like
Trump will just start like ripping nasty berths like it
while addressing the media.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
But like maybe this is like it does.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
The most notable thing about his physical state up to
this point as a president is he's the only president
who hasn't aged like a president. You know, president's usually
age like twice as fast as everybody else, if not,
like Obama aged super fast.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
It's because he doesn't know what the job is, right,
he doesn't know what the job is. He's always taking
it pretty easily.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
But now all of a sudden, like something, it's like
getting to him a little bit. And I wonder if
it's purely coincidental that it, like suddenly he physically is
having problems around the time that he finds out he's
all over the Epstein list, And I think, you.
Speaker 4 (45:50):
Know, whatever happens at this press conference, it's it's sure
to be some kind of gigantic headline.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
You think he just kind of throw he's trying to
he's trying to move this conversation along.
Speaker 4 (46:02):
And if it's a bunch of people speculating online or whatever,
it's sad to be like, oh my god, he's declared
war on d C.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
Some wacky shit, I mean, or he'll look like or
it could be one of those things.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
He's like, I'm fine, I'm fine, get me out there,
and they're like, hey, you can't get out there, rock
you look terrible.
Speaker 9 (46:21):
Cut me. I got bags in my eyes. Cut them.
What is that blood? Note it's a literal ketchup. This
guy eats so much McDonald's his blood is ketchup.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Speaking of Biden, he dropped a picture on all our
asses and looking spry, he said, looking showing off some ankles.
Man like some he's wearing some ankle socks with like
some thin trim legs on him.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
You know those are he's got some stems.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
Baby, that's right, oh man, former president Senile, we miss you,
we miss you, I mean not this mummy knows how
to you know how to pose and hit those ankles,
I mean hit the angles.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
So he does. He's both hitting his angles and his ankles,
his ankle angles.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Make sure to get my ankles, sure, get my ankles.
All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back.
And we're back.
Speaker 4 (47:28):
We're back, and more intrigue within the Trump administration extended family.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Rudy Giuliani, it was announced that he was going to
receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom, weirdly timed in response
to a story about his car getting hit by it
like him getting rear ended and having to like go
to the hospital. But it's it's a weird story. So
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the head of his security team issued a statement explaining
that Juliani was flagged down by a woman who was
the victim of a domestic violence incident, and he immediately
rendered assistance and contacted nine to one one anything any
headline with those numbers in it. He's on board, you know.
He's like, get me next to the numbers nine.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
One and one. I don't care how you do it.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
And then later following this, while traveling on the highway
Major Juliani's vehicle was struck from behind at high speed.
He was transported to a nearby trauma center, where he
was diagnosed with fractured thoracic vertebrae multiple lacerations and contusions,
as well as injuries to his left arm and lower leg.
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His business partner and medical provider were promptly contacted and
arrived at the hospital to oversee his care. His business
partner needs to come in.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
Those are two hats you shouldn't be wearing at the
same time.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Do you think that those are the same person or
those are two different people? I read that his medical
What were the two words medical, doting wife and life partner? Ye? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
business partner a medical provider. Yeah, the same person might
be the same person, you know what I mean? In
this era of profit profit driven medicine. I Jack, I
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just don't know.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
It is just an odd headline because you're like Rudy
Giuliani does not stop for anyone unless he thinks he's.
Speaker 3 (49:32):
Going to have sex with them or something, right, Like,
I don't buy that for one minute.
Speaker 4 (49:36):
Someone said, it's probably more likely that like they were
like they saw like they slowed down seeing something on
the side of the road and then got rear ended
because they were just like they were on a highway
and like rubber necking. Sure, and then in comes this
kid just rear ending them. Because it's not as a
lot of people on the right are.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Like, someone tried to hurt him? Can you believe? Is
that what they're saying? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, they're
saying this was a hit job. Interesting.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
Yeah, I mean you as long as it's not true,
you know, that'll let's make it interesting.
Speaker 4 (50:11):
But also, did he actually he's not in the hospital anymore,
Like he left pretty quickly, didn't he?
Speaker 1 (50:16):
I know it sounded first of all, it just it
just reads like a work of propaganda, like he so
after like it's totally unrelated him stopping. So unless he's
like pulling out into the highway from helping this person
in the story, it doesn't make sense. But they just
say following this while traveling on the highway, So like,
(50:38):
why did you tell us the first part of the
story other than to just be like, uh so, rude
Giuliani is actually Superman and he was just like stopping
to like help people. And then no, good deed, you
know what I'm saying, guy got rear ended.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
Yeah yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
I don't know, and honestly, I truly Yeah. Well it
is important because whoever's running Trump's social media accounts has
declared that Juliani will join the ranks of Martin Luther
King Junior TS Elliott and receive the Presidential Medal of
Freedom for we don't is it like in response to this.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
Details as to time and place to follow. I mean, look,
it's because you are the mayor of New York City.
I mean, I think him going after the mob is
probably a bigger achievement in the realm of politics, maybe than.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
Even being the mayor of New York at that time.
But whatever, it doesn't matter. Maybe maybe Rudy Juliani's like,
I got to get into heaven.
Speaker 4 (51:40):
Trump, you gotta help me, or say they only let
people and look at the people who have Medals of Freedom.
They're all going to heaven, you know what I mean? T. S.
Eliot MLK. It could be me and I'm sure just didn't.
Did Ted Kennedy get one? Ted Kennedy got one.
Speaker 3 (51:56):
But they had to.
Speaker 4 (51:57):
I think they shouldn't give it to him immediately after
chap equittic Ah, I see, I see, I see, I
see I.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
See other people who've gotten them. Bill Cosby called pal
and Nancy Reagan. So it's criminal and SX criminal that's right.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
Wow, So it's not it's not completely unblemished. I'm also
the throat goat, mister President, I should be among the
ranks of all the throat goats. Please let me let
me get that metal of freedom. Well, I uh love.
Speaker 4 (52:30):
Be careful with the medication, Rudy, with he drinking, you do,
I know if you really broke your thoracic spine or whatever.
Speaker 3 (52:38):
Be careful, man, be careful.
Speaker 1 (52:41):
See like he's you know, I had a couple and
was like, oh, let's stop for that woman on the
side of the road, and then like his security guards
helped her out. Or it could have just been as
Brian editor said, Rudy was like, hey, hung, could that
woman for me?
Speaker 4 (52:56):
No solid yeah, not the regular horn, the la cucaracho
horn we had installed on here.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
All right, Well, those are some of the things that
are trending on this Tuesday, September second. We are back
tomorrow with a whole last episode of the show. Until then,
be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get
your vaccines where you still can't get your flu shots,
don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (53:23):
Bye bye bye.
Speaker 4 (53:25):
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Speaker 3 (53:30):
Co produced by Victor Wright
Speaker 2 (53:32):
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Brian Jefferies.
Maybe it's my old Christopher Reeve's loving ass, but you
didn't like it just starts from the beginning. He's like
getting his ass kicked, which is like a I think
it's cool to see Superman. Actually like just do Superman
shit for like, give me like five minutes of that,
you know, instead of like it's just like he's always
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stressed out and getting his ass kicked, so he started.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Also, really it's like it starts with him getting his
ass kicked in two completely different ways. Because that interview, yeah,
was fucking terrible, right, They didn't do the movie any.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Favors by having that right up front.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I missed a lot of the interview because I, uh,
you know, I was there with a seven year old
nine year old, so it was like fifty percent bathroom breaks. Honestly,
the movie's probably a little better better without the interview breaks.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I left.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I left as the interview was starting and came back
and I was like, holy shit, they're still doing this
is fucking they really thought that this was working.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
It makes this grown man, which I mean alien or no,
you're you're you're manning, you're like what thirties with the rationale.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Of a twelve year old. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
They were bad. The New Superman movie. Oh really yeah,
it's like, I mean, my kid loved it. That's that's all.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Like I said, when I saw it, it's a seven
year old would probably think it's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
A seven year old fucking loved it. Oh well, then
that's perfect for me. That was that was my assessment.
I was like, maybe a seven year old servant for
me personally.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah, I bro I don't have the mental capacity to
handle anything beyond like what a seven year old You're.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Like, Oh, wow, why you fly like that?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I don't know either. Let's find out together. He's flying? Wow?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Wait that she doesn't know that Superman? She does Rachel
Brosenhan from from Jump. That's like they I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It makes us.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
The other thing is that Superman, Superman and Lois Lane
felt like siblings because.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
They look very similar.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Their features were so similar that they look like siblings.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, I mean, I like that.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Do you think that they cast people who looked like
they could be siblings because they're you know, Hollywood's making
these movies with their eye on other blockbusters, but they
probably got one eye on the horn Hub charts and
seeing the step siblings stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, they're like, with a little a we can make
the scene hit different if you get.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Amazing.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
If they just started being like, she's my stepsister, she
grew up with me in Smallville.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Oh hold on, I think she's stuck in a driver thing.
Let me go shout.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
They're like, what we're just we are giving the people
what they want, fully explained.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
How the hell you get stuck in a dryer exactly?
And I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
That's the thing with my stepsister, Lowis Lane is such
a goofball, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
She's such a Klutz's such a clutz.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I got stuck in the dryer again, So funny. A
Superman sucked at clapping cheeks. He was like.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Right away, like you're fucking Superman And he's like, I
thought you're fucking You're an alien, a superpowered alien.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
And clunk, real loud, three pumps.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this week Trends edition
of Guys.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, this is the episode where we tell you what
was trying to go over the weekend, what is trending
this morning, and we let you we allow you to
get to know us a little bit better. My name
is Jack O'Brien that over there is mister Miles.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Grass on my face because I didn't cut my son's fingernails.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
So no, bro, he has this cute aggression ship.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
We'll be like daddy and he will rip my fucking
cheeks like his grip strength.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I'm like, damn, son, you should be a free climber,
ripped the cheeks up like Superman. All right? Uh yeah, yeah, anyway,
that's very dangerous.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
And they and like there's some sets they like they
know it's a weapon that can be deployed the nails.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
The nails.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yeah, of course of course they did, because everyone goes
out and they're bleeding.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, it's like they drop the saying and watch you
pick it up. And then the thing is like I
can put my nails into him and make him go ow.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
He'll say. He'll look at my face and go, oh
what happened?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
And I go, oh, you scratched me. He goes, oh,
I scratch you. And then he'll bring his hands.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah. No, he'll bring his hands and be like, oh
I scratch you.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I'm like no, no, he fucking anton sugar.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah, he's like menacing me. I'm like, stop calling me
Lluellen Moss. You want to get fucking cut. What's what
you got in that tank? What is that you carry around?
And you look great here all these holes in your walls.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Jesus like he got a pneumatic execution gun or something.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Perfect circles.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Uh, well, it's great to have you back, Miles.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Thanks, Thanks, it's great to be back. Big day. Potentially,
we don't know, we don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I will say, yeah, this is one of the Schroedegger's
episodes where like we're recording it before Donald Trump's press conference.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
The Internet has got itself.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
We'll talk about the fact that the Internet has a
self gassed up that like he's coming up there to
give the fucking lou Gerrig's speech today today today. I
don't I don't believe it. I don't think that's what's happening.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
But they've already said it's about defense. Okay, yeah, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Like, so he's probably just going to say something really
quick and.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
The internet like, yeah, he's going to talk about his
immune system. That's what the defense he's talking about exactly,
his defense against not going to hell so he can
go to heaven. That's right, I mean I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I mean, he's either gonna One thing is true. He
it is unprecedented. We'll get into it. But he hasn't
what he didn't. No one talked to him since Wednesday.
No one's talking to him. We're trying to get on
the phone. We saw a photo that they say that
like that was him looking like shit.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah, we're going to talk about it. It's hmmm.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I will I will say he does. He does have
these rhythms where he goes quiet for a couple of days.
I attribute it to like adderall that he's awake for,
you know, twenty four hours a day for like two months,
and then yeah, yeah, his benders off. Yeah, Hitler would
have to sleep his benders off. And one time he
slept his benders off right through the beginning of D Day. Yeah,
(07:24):
it's one of the reasons that history broke the way
fucking wake him. Why he's on one of his math benders. Dude,
do know he's so mean, he's gonna fucking scratch your face.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
All right, but before we get into any of that,
we do like to let you again, you're welcome get
to know us a little bit better by telling you
stuff we think is underrated, overrated? Miles, what is something
you think is underrated?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Underrated? I look, every.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Day is a new lesson as I become more of
a parent and just the ambient stress over your kid
doing new shit.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh man, that's oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
A lot of time I'm like, yeah, go ahead, Like
there's so many other times I'm like, yeah, go ahead,
climb up that thing. I don't know, you might fall off,
but right, yeah, But like in a social context, I'm
a fucking mess, like thinking about my kid because so
today him going into a social context.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, him in a new social situation.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
So for those for those interested, and I hope you are,
because I've had quite a year. We moved into like
a new semi permanent place as we figure out like
our future and rebuilding and what that is all going
to look like.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
And it's been great.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
And again, thank you to everybody who's always been there
supporting us.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
It's I don't even know, I don't know how the
fuck we've landed.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
On our feet, but I make a huge attribution to
the support of friends, family and ZYCHG.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
So again, if you ever see me, I will take
a photo with you.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
No one's ever asked me to do that, So it's fine,
it's not really okay, maybe a couple of times, a
couple of times, but if there, if I'm in town,
I will come to your birthdays.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I will baptize your children.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I will I would look through your child's bedroom for
points of he will do that.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
To stop doing that.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Jack, I don't know your child could use this popcorn
bag as a way to transport drugs or drug money.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
So anyway, literally just planted that bag of cocaine in there.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
What dude, you have cocaine all over your pocket where
you pulled it out from. That's powdered sugar.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
I'm doing a funnel cake stand later today.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
That's that's what that's from.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
So anyway, the guy's child is also starting a new
daycare slash preschool, which he's been so this will be
his third school in the last seven months eight or
what it's September now, since like the end of last year,
there's like his third school, and.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I've been like, oh my god, I.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Was lucky enough to go to like I didn't have
to change schools too often, but I was like, what
is he going to do?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Is he going to be? Okay?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
But I keep looking at things through the fucking prism
of my own experiences and my fears rather than like
looking at my son is being like his own thing. Obviously, genetically,
he will probably carry some of like the the weird
parts that have been passed down genetically through the generations.
But I like, I was not great at making new
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friends like I would always I'm like naturally a shy person.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
So in a situation like that, I'm like, oh God,
what are they gonna fuck? What am I gonna say?
He's fucking two and a half, Okay, so I don't
know why. I'm like, do you got material ready for?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Like how to make fun jokes with the teachers and
the other students. Anyway, the dude just rolled up, absolute
social demon, didn't give a fuck, like through deuces up.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
He's just fun. Yeah, And part of me I'm even
still like, you know, he's probably just overwhelmed. He didn't
know what's going on. You know, he probably doesn't even
he's not even connecting what's going on.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I said, Jack, I saw you that picture of Joe
Peshy and Goodfellas when he gets whacked.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
He thought that's what it was gonna do.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
That's how he was gonna respond to be I want
to say my school, and he looks fucking me. I'm like,
I'm so sorry. We're not going back there. I thought
that's what it's going to be like, but no, he's great.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
So it's like another one, all right, Yeah, yeah exactly,
although I may get a call in the next thirty
minutes where they're like, uh, your son keeps asking miss
Carolyn if she's a tough guy.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I don't know what that means. It is the one
trait he picked up. Yeah, but that's all he does.
He just asks.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
He hasn't him it's Happy Gilmore too. He's like, oh,
you walked out her. You turned off Happy Gilmore too early.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
You didn't like that.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Eminem cameo, oh yeah, yeah, he's gonna be five. Also
noticed the same thing my kids when I was worried
that they were going to have like social anxiety, they
do not. They're early too. I feel like, I don't
think your social anxiety until.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
This is the thing. Just why can't our kids not
be us? You know what I mean? He's gonna have it.
He's gonna have it. It's gonna be bad.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
He's gonna piss himself on a fucking rye, or maybe
it'll be water ice. I don't know what, you know,
it's it's pretty complicated out here. If not, what are
all these zingers that I wrote him? You know, talking
for your first day school?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
My underrated Mad's Michelson's desire to be like held down
slash tied up just any any So, as you I've
talked about before, my uh, probably my favorite thing I
wrote back in the Cracked days was this article about
actors who kind of like to do the same thing
(12:25):
in every movie. Tom Cruise likes to run, Brad Pitt
likes to eat, John Cusack likes to get stuck in
the rain, and the the ultimate Tom Hanks loved to
pee and loves he loves in a movie. And I'm
just obsessed with the idea of like how that. I'm
(12:47):
just obsessed with the idea of watching people pee. And
the Internet's amazing because you can find so many videos
of it. Just like how that happens is a note
from the actor. But anyways, somebody on Twitter who goes
by v i z L a GF on Twitter posted
(13:11):
a super cut of Mad's Michelson like being tied up
or tied down or like held down or tying somebody
else down, and it's just there's a lot to go
off of.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
It's why does he have a boner in all these shots? Too? Raging?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
So the projects are polar The Starvation Hannibal Bitch, Better
Have My Money music video.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
He's in there being tied up.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Exit Casino Royale, Unit one valhallarizing Doctor Strange, and then
something called The Call, which is a furniture ad in
which he gets So it's interesting that these are like,
there are some weird projects on there. Like on the
one hand, you could be like, man, they're really scraping
to find examples of this. On the other you can
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read it as like he will take a job that
doesn't make any sense for him, like a Rihanna video
or a furniture ad if they're just like yeah, but
we'll hold your arms down in like kind of a
sexual context.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
His agent's like, Mad's, I got this news script for You's.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Like you you already know what I'm going to ask?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
You know what I'm gonna ask? Why are you even
why are we even talking about it right now? But
Mad's this could.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Be just say it, what am I going to ask,
are fine, is it bondage?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Is it hold me down? Is it bondage? Okay, then yes,
but they don't make sense unless it work too.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I don't know if this is more This one feels
more in line with like Tom Hanks, because like the
Brad pitt one, the John Cusack, it's just like Tom
Cruise are like, this is the thing I look cool doing, Tom,
And like this one, I can't imagine they think it
looks cool. It feels like it's coming from in like
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a deep like psycho sexual urge.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Yeah. That this is probably why Tom Hanks isn't canceled
is because he's found a way to route any kind
of weird sexual desire into like somewhat a creative outlet.
He was like, look, as long as I'm pissing in
a film, like I can keep my shit together.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Watch it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
All those people I walk around this country, I make
eye contact with people and I know and that's where
they've watched me piss.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Like, yeah, there it is, my god. We literally finish
each other sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Did you see that clip of Ben Stiller talking Because
it had been like twenty something years since that MTV
Movie Awards where he was protecting maybe yeah, yeah, yeah,
and he was like reminiscing about it, and he was like,
I thought I'd be nervous, He's like, but the second
I started doing it like he was, he was just
all in and he's like and that made it so
much easier. I thought, I don't know what the fuck
is how he was and I react and he's like,
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he started laughing.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Then I started. He's like that scene where they just
kind of start laughing, like and they lead on each other.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
He just said that just started with him laughing and
then Tom Cruise reacting and him just kind of they
just kept reacting to each other. Beautiful moment for all
my old ass Choogy listeners out there who remember that
storied MTV Movie Awards when we used to watch them live.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
The premise was that Ben Siller is his body double,
right Yeah, But then like he's like and we're exactly
We're basically the same person. And it's clear that he
has this like obsessive relationship with him and it is
like trying to make things happen.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
That's quite working both five seven too. So there you go.
What is something Miles do you think is overrated? Overrated
bro a fucking overly juicy sandwich. Okay.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Like I know when you eat like a burger or something,
you're like, oh, look at all the moisture in that
patty or whatever, and you see there's so many info
they like cut a sandwich. It happened like wheezy, and
you're like, oh, little the juice come out? Yeah, fine,
Like in certain context that is indicative of like, oh
this is it's Look, it's not like a dried up
beef brick or something.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
I'm talking about a fucking sandwich. Okay. I was at
Jersey mics.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Uh oh, this man in front of me, bro I
asked for an inordinate amount of like vinegar, going yes, sack,
not even like keep going okay, So I thought I
was on a fucking prank show because he kept going,
(17:38):
and I'm like, I'm looking around for like the other
straight character in this sketch to be like, this is
a fucking lot of liquid now, right? Are we even eat?
Is this even a sandwich now? And he kept saying
can I get can I get a little more? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Can I sorry? Sorry? Can I get a little more?
Speaker 4 (17:57):
And at least four times by the time he hit
the fourth one on the sandwich artist basically did a
fuck you.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Amount of trying to be like oh yeah. They were
even like, broh are you fine?
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Squeazed like emptied the full clip out on it, and
he was like amazing, thank.
Speaker 8 (18:15):
You ah, and like the guy like then trying to
wrap it, there was like liquid pulling in the fucking
in the fucking paper and they wrapped the bread even holding.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I From what I understand, some people just like it
to be not even a sandwich, just like a goopy
mess with sandwich innerds that they eat.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
And the bread becomes part of the sauce that's on
top of it.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
And so anyway, he fucking just like he just sauntered
out of there like it was normal, and I was like,
we had this moment and I was up next.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I was like, what he's like, I've never seen it.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Think.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
I was like like that.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
You guys, both guys both knew you would witness something.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
We were like, oh shit, okay, man, anyway, let me
let me get a club supreme bro uh and you
don't don't fucking overdo it with the juice because I
hate a fucking like a sandwich and Jersey. Mike's is wet, okay,
like that's how they do shit there. But most I
know that, so I eat it the second I get it.
I'm not to be like, yo, let that shit cook
in the fridge. No, but other.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Sandwiches generally, like a nice sandwich, you think.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
It can last a few hours without getting completely sogged out.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
And I understand again.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
It sounded like it was sogged out on ohay, this
was like a by there. It was like a French
dip with oil and vinegar pre soaked basically. But anyway,
so y'all not for me, and I can't believe. I
think it was just more of this situation I was
in where the guy was like.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Oh, amazing thing.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Like I thought he was gonna be like, okay, buddy,
I didn't say that much, right, you know. But but
after the fourth one, because it got a little passive, he's.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Like, sorry, can I let me just get just can
I get just a little bit more? I really like,
I really like a lot of the juice on there.
And then just that like it was like hissing at
the bottom because it's like.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Right, yeah, yeah, like it was there was no more
liquid in the bottle. Yeah, anyway, don't do that, folks.
And if you do, tell is that a fork and
knife job? I guess in which case it feels different.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
I don't know. This ship was so soggy. I'm not joking.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
There's probably oil drips like a fucking like like a
trail of clues all the way back to where walked.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Outside, threw that sandwich and away in the garbage and
then just jacked off in.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
His car from just making somebody do that. That was
what he was there for. What's your king, man? I
don't like it. I'm not a Nickelson, but I like
to go to restaurants.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
It's specific, but I like just making really specific order
and making the person uncomfortable with how.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Wicky my order is. And I just kind of take
that in.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
That's why we were these metaglasses, so I can record
the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
For metaglasses. My overrated, Uh just great.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
We had a great metaphor for capitalism this weekend with
a trade in the NFL. I overrated is like NFL
owners for a thousand reasons. But even if you are
a fan of an NFL team, having an owner I
think is bad for you. There there's a trade in
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the NFL that was like not quite Luca level, Like
when Luca got traded to the Lakers last year and
everyone was like, how, how does anyone think that was.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
A good idea? This is a practice.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
So Dallas traded the best defensive player. It was Dallas again,
the city of Dallas is just getting fucked over. Traded
the best defensive player in the NFL to Green Bay
for like a couple first round picks and like another
you know, replacement level defensive player. And it's it's apparently like,
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you know, Dallas has this famous owner who's like got
a big ego and is like he thought he had
made some sort of handshake agreement with his person and
he like went back on it, but he had like
just tried to cut the guy's agent out of the
negotiation process and then so just based on his like
personality issues with him, right he made he just like
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gave him away because he was like, yeah, that's not
how we do things around here.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Great great team they got there, Yeah, great team they suck.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
I was gonna say, like, I feel like every Cowboys
fan I meet in this era is like.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
A fuck dude.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
They were expected to suck before this trade happened.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Oh and now it's like double suck.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah yeah, And he's so he's like this strong arm
owner who like does everything on his terms. He's older
than Joe Biden, and I just want to justice racist.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I want to contrast that with the Packers are owned
by fans right right, right, and they're run as a nonprofit,
so every all the money they make goes back into
the team.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
And they are like, this trade was.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Pulled off by I guess it's either their president or CEO,
but like, you know, normal nonprofit company shit. But the
guy who pulled it off just took over in July
after the previous leader of the team reached the mandatory
age of seventy Wow. Yeah, is this a sci fi utopia?
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I fucking hate Brett.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Farv, So I don't know if I could ever get
behind the Packers just as a kid, like, I just don't.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
I don't like but I love this, But I love
this for them.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
That's how a team, or like capitalism should work, is
like it's owned by the fans and the workers. I
don't think it's like I don't think it is a
perfect utopia. I'm sure there's all sorts of fuckery that yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
And let us know what, despite our outward view of it,
is it.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
All fucked up? Now?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Is it all fucked to be my favorite philosopher, Didy?
Speaker 3 (24:15):
What the fuck is? So are the Packers? Do they
look like a contender?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Now?
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
They do?
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Oh so they really just that was like a huge
swing for them to be like, oh, we just picked him, Okay,
good good.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
They've gone from they're like the only team that consistently,
you know, any anytime, like I'm a sadly a Patriots fan,
and anytime you have like a run, you're lucky enough
to have a good quarterback, Like you can guarantee there's
gonna be some years where you like have a shitty
quarterback and like your team is bad because it's just
like that's not a thing that anybody can predict except
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Green Bay. For some reason. They've gone from Brett Favre
to Aaron Rodgers to Jordan Love is now their quarterback,
and like they've just all been awesome, and they've all
been like a situation where like the next guy was
just like waiting in the wings and they're like, okay,
he's ready trade away the previous guy.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
The next guy is.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Like right away, yeah, yeah, and that doesn't have like,
for whatever reason, it's just impossible to predict if a
quarterback is actually going to be good in the NFL,
except in Green Bay they've like got it figured out anyways.
You know, having having a powerful, one, powerful, charismatic in
quotes leader at the head of any organization, I feel
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like does not work. As we're seeing over and over
and over again.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
You don't want a decrepit monkey skeleton running anything.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
No mister Burns even showed us you know what I mean.
You don't want that.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
I was watching the Netflix Cheerleader, the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader
show that they put out, like I haven't watched a
couple episodes of it, and you get glimpses of Jerry
but more, you see his wife more. But Jerry Jones God,
And every time I says, like, what the fuck are
you guys doing over there?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Just so old? Yeah yeah yeah, And I.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Feel like every time I hear about him, he's always
in some ship being racist or old or whatever.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
The fuck. But yeah, hey man, great, great matchup, great matchup.
Love that for everybody.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
All Right, let's take a quick break and we'll come
back and talk about other uh decrepit old leaders.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Yeah, yeah, we'll be right back and we're back. Oh
we're back. Oh fucking we are so fucking back.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Man.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
So this is interesting.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
A judge has ruled the deploying troops federal troops to
other you know, to US cities is illegal as fuck.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
I think I do. I guess I don't. I mean,
I don't know what happened in eighteen seventy eight when
they passed the Posse Comatatis Act, but I guess it's
something about deploying the US military on home soil to
enforce the law is bad.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
And again, this is something we all fucking knew from
just I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
I mean for those of us are like history wonks
or people who just probably just read the articles, like yeah,
you get read the headline. They're like, I should be illegal.
But the ruling was scathing, like truly, like you know,
but it just basically But again, I don't know. I
think we're in the era where I feel like a
scathing ruling is the best we're gonna get since Trump
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will get the chance to appeal. And and if you
really brought out it's like fucking everything he does is illegal. So,
like I saw the headlin, I'm like yeah, and then
I'm like, but fuck, dude, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Is as good as the guts. You should just have
that in the headline. Great news. And also this is
as good as it will get. This is as good
as it will feel.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
The ruling is just like Congress spoke clearly in eighteen
seventy eight when it passed the Act Prohibiting the use
of the US Military execute domestic law. Nearly one hundred
and forty years later, defendants President Trump, Secretary of Defense
piss Paris heg Seth, and the Department of Defense deployed
the National Guard and Marines to Los Angeles extensively to
quell a rebellion and ensure the federal immigration law was enforced.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
There were indeed protests.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
In Los Angeles and some individuals engaged in violence, yet
there was no rebellion, nor was civilian law enforcement unable
to respond to the protests and enforce the law. Defendants
systematically used armed soldiers, whose identity was often obscured by
protective armor and military vehicles, to set up protective perimeters
in traffic blockades, raising so like the whole thing was
just like no, fuck out of here, You're cooked. But
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I mean, best case scenario is somehow this stands or
the Trump administration is dealing with too many other distractions
to try and get this whatever. But I don't know if.
But again, if it does stand, it will definitely affect
the fascist warp tour that Trump is trying to bring
around Blue cities this summer and fall. So I don't know.
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It's just like one of those things where you like
you're like, oh good, but we're now in an era
where like the courts just seem.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Unable to really do anything right.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yes, I'm curious what the constitutional crisis where Like it
seems like to this point it's been any anything the
court says, he appeals and then does illegal thing and
people are.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Like, well you can't do that.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Yeah, there've been like yeah, victories like with funding and
things like that.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
I mean, we obviously have seen there.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
They're gonna send Kilmore or Bredo Garcia to Uganda. It's
just like they're they're they're finding every way to kind
of be like well if I.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Can't do that, then I'll do this. And if I
can't do this, and I'll do that.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Yeah, And I don't know, And I think maybe it's
it's because of how powerless we feel right now that
people are probably all in on them.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Maybe Trump will just go away and be all I
think that's what's happening.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
I'm like, bro, Unfortunately, like there's this is a we're approaching.
I mean, we're in a gut check moment. We're just
kind of looking to find a way, a way to
move to try and effectively resist this government even more so.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
But I get the magical thinking I do. I do too.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I was scrolling on Saturday night of a long weekend,
you know, when I should have been sleeping.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
I was like, wait, why is.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Everybody treating tweeting about Donald Trump possibly being dead? So
let's uh, let's talk about about that story because it's
let's talk does seem to you know there there were
people talking last week about Trump's hand bruising becoming more
and more visible. The ankles are not not looking great
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on the ankle scale. I described it as like he
now has just a long tube of leg that just
like goes straight up from like his elephant's foot.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Yeah, yeah, it's elephant foot. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
And then there's the stuff about him trying to get
to heaven, which I didn't really I don't know it does.
It feels like just a thing he was throwing out there,
the heaven one.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
I'm a little I'm a little less like. I don't
think that's as indicative as.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Like, yeah, I think he was just saying, like everybody says,
I'm like a bad guy, but I'm actually a good
guy and I'm trying to get there and that's why
I am doing God's work by ending wars. Which, yeah,
that doesn't surprise me that he thinks he is like
God's vessel here on earth.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
He's also just like the thing that they're like, oh,
they're going back to the handshake thing where it's like, oh,
his hands are all bruised because of the handshaking, right,
But like it's also not how come it's on his
other hand too at times?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yeah, I don't know. It's a great question. He can't
go left and right. It's what makes him so injurious
as a politician.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
I don't think you thought he had no left Okay, okay,
you're about to get left behind.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
And jd Vance even do like this feels like a
thing that if there was nothing here JD. Vance would
have been like this question stupid, like lea me alone,
but instead was he said, Yes, things can always happen.
Vance told USA Today when asked if he was prepared
to step up if something happened to President Trump and
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two assassination attempts, that that second one was like a
guy in a bush thirty minutes before he was supposed
to show.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
He didn't lick any shots off.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
But yes, terrible tragedies happened, he went on, He just
kept going, and if God forbid there's a terrible tragedy,
I can't think of a better on the job training
than what I've gotten over the last two hundred days.
Speaker 9 (32:50):
All right, okay, okay, which yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
And if God forbid, that feels so ominous, like we'll
be playing that back or like, oh God, I mean, look,
if God forbid we have someone who's only had two
hundred days of job training to become.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
The most powerful person in the world.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Sure does feel like something he might be more willing
to talk on if he knew there was like a
health crisis issue like brewing in the back. I mean,
he was like he didn't volunteer that on his own,
like out of nowhere he.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Was specifically asked about it.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
But also, but again, this is how his bad vibes
killed a sitting pope. It does seem pertinent. You know
that this is somebody who's hanging around Taybe.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
I wonder how he's like, he's like a mutant and
like Peter Teal is like a magneto type person. He's like,
I've known about you JD since you were a boy.
You know all the people that you ambiently kill with
your bad vibes. I want you to be the vice president.
That would be a kind of sick twist. Yeah, yeah,
just a guy whose vibes are so bad he'll kill
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you because his vibes are so will end your life.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Well, I mean Peter Teel's vibes are, oh god like weapons.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
Grade back his weapons grade sweat when people just like
ask him a question like and you're for the survival
of the human species, and he's just like wait, like
pauses and it's like what he.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Just like starts sweating profusely, dripping my guy. But the
big so, the big thing that everybody was pointing to
over the weekend, Trump hadn't been seen in days, had
no events scheduled, and people are saying it's like the
longest down period that he's had as.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Of what yesterday, he hadn't no one in the press
has spoken to him since Wednesday, right, So, and then
a few hours from now we will have a his
first appearance, first appearance whatever.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Then he's talking defense. So it's probably nothing I remember
during his first presidency, like there that was part of
the rhythm, where like he would be raging and like
putting out tweets to like four in the more and
like two in the morning, and then.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Like he would go away for a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
And this seems like he like took a week off
to get his strength back so he could start flying
on add or all twenty four hours a day. Again,
hey man, it's it's it's not easy deflecting from the
Epstein stuff and everything else going on. So you know, yeah,
and yeah, I mean, so here here are the things
that people were pointing to. The Pentagon pizza tracker, which
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we have noted has been a reliable indicator that attack
on Iran.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Yeah, last time it lit up.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
There was like a photo released where he was like
love playing golf with John Gruden and Charlie Kirk was like,
in your face, I told you he was fine.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Members, He's like, it's been pretty sick to aoud certain
members of the press.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
So diddy at the prospective, you.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Know, roll a little diddy every once in a while.
But the picture that he was pointing to was something
Trump posted. I think we're pretty sure it happened on
like a whole week ago.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
It was a week ago, and yeah, like that's old photos.
They posted so many unquote undated photos that a lot
of people were like, you know, people, people got time
on the internet. So the way they were cross referencing
things like this is a photo from fucking last year
of him, Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's a pretty low
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effort job at pretending that.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Like everything's fine.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
I think that's the one thing to me that is
interesting is that the amount of like effort they're putting
into to try and make it seem like everything's okay
and like something is up. I don't know if it's
on the levels of like whippy hippy for everyone, but
something's up.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
So the one that seems to be like the person
in the photo was like I took this picture with
Donald Trump yesterday is like taking at one of his
Virginia golf clubs. People seem to think that his face
has been Trump's face has been photoshopped. I don't have
specific like I can't say for sure that it's been photoshopped.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
I don't use face app.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
As much as I used to know what the smile
filter looks like now.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
But there are weird like there's two guys standing in
the background that like, it reminds me of that the
Shining documentary where people are like pointing out all the
shit like in the background of shots right Shining and
they're like, this obviously means that the moon landing was faked.
That's the level that the Internet has gone to on
this one.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Yeah, what's up with these guys? I mean they're looking
at a shitty person. Take a photo with an even
shittier person.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
The only photo that has emerged from over the weekend
where it doesn't seem like there's any digital manipulation is
just him like in a car, waving and looking Drew.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
People are putting it pay Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
I will say, like, I so there's a okay, we
there's other This all might be gone like soon, but
like lev Parnis is claiming the Trump's health is.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Deteriorating, claims a ton of shit. Fuck that guy.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
He does he always he's full right, He's always posting
some shit.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
He's like, oh man, there's about to be a me.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
He just always likes to chum the waters with like
some ship that he thinks he knows or whatever, and
ends up being nothing like okay, fine. I mean, like
for all the people this is like when you see
this happens a lot with like the like trades, like
player trades or transfers, and like European soccer, you have
all these people who are, like you know, every sport,
like in the know type people like I'm hearing I'm
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hearing stuff right now, yeah, blah blah blah. Like you're
just trying to juice your engagement because you're close enough
that people think it's believable.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
But like when you're off, you're like, hey man, things change, Man,
things change. I don't know. That's what I heard, is
what I heard.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
And this whole ship with him, I mean, I think
there's a lot of interesting things when you add it
all together that paints something like Okay, I definitely think
something is up, Like.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
The hands, Yeah, the hand and the ankles are real,
Like that's something that like we've known. I think he's
addressed it and been like I have like vain reflux,
but it's fine. And they say it's the best vain
reflux that they've ever seen.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Yeah, and they're talking about how he's got like this
circulation issue and like, okay, that's probably leading to some kind.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Of heart disease. Who knows. Then, just even thinking of
like this guy hates.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
Being in DC on the weekend, right and for a
long weekend, this guy was fucking nowhere, not being in
the spotlight and not doing glad handing, not even fucking
really like golfing in a way where he's like, look
at me, I'm golfing everyone. And then there was a
photo from what was that like maybe two weeks ago
where he was in the Oval office and he didn't
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have like a tie. On a lot of people we're like,
more subtly, we're like, oh, this is actually the more
interesting thing to me.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
He wasn't wearing a.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
Tie in the Oval and he wore a hat in
the Oval at the resolute desk, which is like a
lot of people are like, I don't see photos of
him like this casual and then everyone if you look
everyone else in the photo.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
He's wearing Look at that he's wearing crum. He has
uggs on.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
But then if you look in the photo, everyone else
has their tie off as to not draw attention to
the fact that Trump wasn't wearing his tie. And you're like, okay,
so he's like that looks a little bit like when
you're sick and you don't want to get ready for school,
so you just throw on like yeah, man, Belichick calls
him your give ups, put your give ups on, and
then just the him slowing down, all of those things.
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I'm like, yeah, this all like I totally believe that
he is not becoming healthier. No, But what that means
for like a timeline in terms of his mortality, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
And that's that's I don't know enough about any thing
to say anything about that, but I'd be really surprised.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
The main thing that makes me think there's no way
it's anything like that at least are around this press
conference is that the Drudge Report is usually all over
shit like this, and they're not even picking it up.
They're just like, yeah, I mean they're they're talking about
like health concerns, but.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
They're not like being like this, it's the major announcement.
It's not like people, look, he's using a double.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
Shut the fuck up, people, get fucking be for real
for a second. He's not using a fucking double. Nobody
looks that terrible in real life except for him, first
of all. And secondly, that would be an amazing sequel
to Dave if yeah, already he got a double, they
say she got a double two.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Yeah, sure, the double doubles for everyone. I mean, damn,
what a rom com?
Speaker 4 (41:54):
Yeah, oh, two doubles falling in love two doubles while
president is like otherwise indisposed. What did you think about
that video with the people ditching all the garbage bags
out of the fucking link? What I think people think
there's like the Lincoln bathroom or something. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
I saw on Reddit people saying that it's just under renovation,
and so, okay, did you.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
See the side of those bags. They didn't look like
you were ripping out. But some of the bags didn't
look like as somebody who's had to like see renovation
go down. There wasn't like chunks of drywall or insulation
it's like it looked like maybe some clothes, like the
bags themselves weren't packed to the brim. That I'm like,
And also, why would the why would the protocol and
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the White House to be like just throw this ship
out the side of the window at the White House.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Really, it does seem like the sort of thing that
only the president would be able to get away with.
Nobody else is unless throwing out a window, unless he's
having like something going. I was like, get it all out,
get it out now. I don't want to they get
it throwed out the window, and like Jesus Christ is
madace of King George stuff. She sweat themselves, right, sir,
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I don't know. I mean, like that is fine. It's
a little just odd looking.
Speaker 4 (43:12):
But I think I think the health The thing that
really upsets me is the media really not questioning this
more and making this something to talk about, because, and
rightly so, with Joe Biden's stanility, there was no problem
being like this, this dude might be fucking old, you know.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
I mean they they didn't push on that one enough. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Similarly, but like we're now coming off of presidency where
it's now evident now we have all this, you know,
reporting that suggests that it was a mess behind the scenes,
like they were just like doing their best to like
prop him up and make it look like, you know,
just like the weekend of Bernie's presidency, and you know,
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we're having another equally old president who has shown similar
signs of like not being all there, and they're just like, well,
we're gonna have to make the exact same mistake again
because we are fair and balanced, right, and if we weren't,
Fox News would yell at us.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
Well, And they're probably also fear the wrath of like
the president being like, how dare you talk about real things?
Speaker 3 (44:16):
I'm gonna get I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Revoke your license right, your broadcast license for showing me
in my state as I appear. I do just want
to raise because we when the Epstein stuff was happening
at the top of the news, I was like, it'll
be interesting to see how he responds to this. We've
seen things like uh, I was talking about the jinks
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and the act of killing, like where people who have
these like horrible things buried in their past that they
just like haven't dealt with, right, and then like once
they're confronted with.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
It in any way it does.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Yeah, yeah, it like fucks up your bot, like in
the Jinks and the Act of killing, like they both
like got like horrible like Burt like nasty burps and
like and like I was like, I wonder if like
Trump will just start like ripping nasty berths like it
while addressing the media.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
But like maybe this is like it does.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
The most notable thing about his physical state up to
this point as a president is he's the only president
who hasn't aged like a president. You know, president's usually
age like twice as fast as everybody else, if not,
like Obama aged super fast.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
It's because he doesn't know what the job is, right,
he doesn't know what the job is. He's always taking
it pretty easily.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
But now all of a sudden, like something, it's like
getting to him a little bit. And I wonder if
it's purely coincidental that it, like suddenly he physically is
having problems around the time that he finds out he's
all over the Epstein list, And I think, you.
Speaker 4 (45:50):
Know, whatever happens at this press conference, it's it's sure
to be some kind of gigantic headline.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
You think he just kind of throw he's trying to
he's trying to move this conversation along.
Speaker 4 (46:02):
And if it's a bunch of people speculating online or whatever,
it's sad to be like, oh my god, he's declared
war on d C.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
Some wacky shit, I mean, or he'll look like or
it could be one of those things.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
He's like, I'm fine, I'm fine, get me out there,
and they're like, hey, you can't get out there, rock
you look terrible.
Speaker 9 (46:21):
Cut me. I got bags in my eyes. Cut them.
What is that blood? Note it's a literal ketchup. This
guy eats so much McDonald's his blood is ketchup.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Speaking of Biden, he dropped a picture on all our
asses and looking spry, he said, looking showing off some ankles.
Man like some he's wearing some ankle socks with like
some thin trim legs on him.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
You know those are he's got some stems.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
Baby, that's right, oh man, former president Senile, we miss you,
we miss you, I mean not this mummy knows how
to you know how to pose and hit those ankles,
I mean hit the angles.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
So he does. He's both hitting his angles and his ankles,
his ankle angles.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Make sure to get my ankles, sure, get my ankles.
All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back.
And we're back.
Speaker 4 (47:28):
We're back, and more intrigue within the Trump administration extended family.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Rudy Giuliani, it was announced that he was going to
receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom, weirdly timed in response
to a story about his car getting hit by it
like him getting rear ended and having to like go
to the hospital. But it's it's a weird story. So
(48:00):
the head of his security team issued a statement explaining
that Juliani was flagged down by a woman who was
the victim of a domestic violence incident, and he immediately
rendered assistance and contacted nine to one one anything any
headline with those numbers in it. He's on board, you know.
He's like, get me next to the numbers nine.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
One and one. I don't care how you do it.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
And then later following this, while traveling on the highway
Major Juliani's vehicle was struck from behind at high speed.
He was transported to a nearby trauma center, where he
was diagnosed with fractured thoracic vertebrae multiple lacerations and contusions,
as well as injuries to his left arm and lower leg.
(48:47):
His business partner and medical provider were promptly contacted and
arrived at the hospital to oversee his care. His business
partner needs to come in.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
Those are two hats you shouldn't be wearing at the
same time.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Do you think that those are the same person or
those are two different people? I read that his medical
What were the two words medical, doting wife and life partner? Ye? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
business partner a medical provider. Yeah, the same person might
be the same person, you know what I mean? In
this era of profit profit driven medicine. I Jack, I
(49:23):
just don't know.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
It is just an odd headline because you're like Rudy
Giuliani does not stop for anyone unless he thinks he's.
Speaker 3 (49:32):
Going to have sex with them or something, right, Like,
I don't buy that for one minute.
Speaker 4 (49:36):
Someone said, it's probably more likely that like they were
like they saw like they slowed down seeing something on
the side of the road and then got rear ended
because they were just like they were on a highway
and like rubber necking. Sure, and then in comes this
kid just rear ending them. Because it's not as a
lot of people on the right are.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Like, someone tried to hurt him? Can you believe? Is
that what they're saying? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, they're
saying this was a hit job. Interesting.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
Yeah, I mean you as long as it's not true,
you know, that'll let's make it interesting.
Speaker 4 (50:11):
But also, did he actually he's not in the hospital anymore,
Like he left pretty quickly, didn't he?
Speaker 1 (50:16):
I know it sounded first of all, it just it
just reads like a work of propaganda, like he so
after like it's totally unrelated him stopping. So unless he's
like pulling out into the highway from helping this person
in the story, it doesn't make sense. But they just
say following this while traveling on the highway, So like,
(50:38):
why did you tell us the first part of the
story other than to just be like, uh so, rude
Giuliani is actually Superman and he was just like stopping
to like help people. And then no, good deed, you
know what I'm saying, guy got rear ended.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
Yeah yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
I don't know, and honestly, I truly Yeah. Well it
is important because whoever's running Trump's social media accounts has
declared that Juliani will join the ranks of Martin Luther
King Junior TS Elliott and receive the Presidential Medal of
Freedom for we don't is it like in response to this.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
Details as to time and place to follow. I mean, look,
it's because you are the mayor of New York City.
I mean, I think him going after the mob is
probably a bigger achievement in the realm of politics, maybe than.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
Even being the mayor of New York at that time.
But whatever, it doesn't matter. Maybe maybe Rudy Juliani's like,
I got to get into heaven.
Speaker 4 (51:40):
Trump, you gotta help me, or say they only let
people and look at the people who have Medals of Freedom.
They're all going to heaven, you know what I mean? T. S.
Eliot MLK. It could be me and I'm sure just didn't.
Did Ted Kennedy get one? Ted Kennedy got one.
Speaker 3 (51:56):
But they had to.
Speaker 4 (51:57):
I think they shouldn't give it to him immediately after
chap equittic Ah, I see, I see, I see, I
see I.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
See other people who've gotten them. Bill Cosby called pal
and Nancy Reagan. So it's criminal and SX criminal that's right.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
Wow, So it's not it's not completely unblemished. I'm also
the throat goat, mister President, I should be among the
ranks of all the throat goats. Please let me let
me get that metal of freedom. Well, I uh love.
Speaker 4 (52:30):
Be careful with the medication, Rudy, with he drinking, you do,
I know if you really broke your thoracic spine or whatever.
Speaker 3 (52:38):
Be careful, man, be careful.
Speaker 1 (52:41):
See like he's you know, I had a couple and
was like, oh, let's stop for that woman on the
side of the road, and then like his security guards
helped her out. Or it could have just been as
Brian editor said, Rudy was like, hey, hung, could that
woman for me?
Speaker 4 (52:56):
No solid yeah, not the regular horn, the la cucaracho
horn we had installed on here.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
All right, Well, those are some of the things that
are trending on this Tuesday, September second. We are back
tomorrow with a whole last episode of the show. Until then,
be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get
your vaccines where you still can't get your flu shots,
don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (53:23):
Bye bye bye.
Speaker 4 (53:25):
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