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In episode 184, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and Culture King Jacquis Neal to discuss updates on the Thai cave situation, the glorious gift of a signed Elton John CD by Trump that Mike Pompeo took to North Korea, the Trump jazz at his campaign rally in Montana, Scott Pruitt's resigning from the E.P.A., Alan Dershowitz horrible experience being shunned at Martha's Vineyard, Menghazi with the La Croix C.E.O. Nick Caporella, Scarlett Johansson's new role as a trans person, and more! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season thirty eight, Episode five,
Those Daily Night Guys or July six, two thousand and eight. Team.
My name is Jack O'Brien ak Unstoppable Jack. That is
courtesy of Tiff but that's too fam on Twitter uh
and the Nike app on my Apple, and I am
thrilled to be joined as always by my co host,

(00:23):
Mr Miles Gray. It's your boy, Mr Miles Gray aka
Chain Miles Gracian a k A. Thought through It. This
is my new one. Thank you to Christie. I'm a
Gucci main on Twitter thought thought through it, Yes, because
it is. I'm out here with my nice shorts on.
I'm feeling really some mood and you know the summer
of Scott is into We'll get to that, lady m

(00:44):
and we are thrills who have in our third seed.
You've heard him already. He is the host of the
amazing podcast Culture King. Oh. He is Mr Jacky's Neil Jock.
He's Neil a k A Neil Down and John Kes
my rain baby. Oh. Shout out to at Walter Chestnut Jr.

(01:09):
He's a fan of Coach kings Hey. He's a part
of the Zeke Gang. What's up? One of the great AK,
one of the great AK. I love it? Where's Chapman?
Where's Chapman? Rice? Bit? I just I didn't want to
call her out, but I just Chapman, you're you are
fucking up? Yeah? What are Chapman jaggling? What is she struggling?
And she has a real job? Yeah? What is she

(01:30):
just like has gone on to have a good life?
She doesn't. She was like, yeah, I was unemployed that yeah,
I have a job. Oh, I found a couple of
first rate podcasts. I'm listening to Marine. Suddenly you hear
Michael Barbarrow, Like, I'm Michael Barbarrow, a K A barber
sall shout out Chapman Chapman Rice, uh for new listeners.

(01:56):
Chapman Rice is the a K goddess. She classmate of
comedian Zako Yama, who we found out very randomly. Yeah,
I was with Zack. And then he tells me, He goes,
you know someone I went to college with, Like, listen
to your podcast and I'll go, what's what's their name?
He says Chapman, Rice, I go, wait a second, love it. Yes,
we only have five listeners, Yeah, we have Chapman Rice,

(02:18):
Walt Chestnut. Yeah, Zach Omya. Now he doesn't listen. Zack listens.
I think sometimes, Zack, if you're listening, text me, and
if not, I'm gonna take that as a disrespect as
Japanese person, So you know what, I'm just gonna take
that as disrespect. Also, Zach, if you not listening to
the culture Kings, I won't take that. You know, all
three of us, all two of us, not three of
us anymore, but you know both of us listen. He's

(02:39):
not listening to see and this is what we used
the show for. Next, I would like to air grievance
with First American Home Warranty Company, but that's later in
the show. Yes, also, rest in peace, Carl Tart, Rest
in peace, Rest in power, physical death. Just from the
podcast world. I just wanted to imply that, man, because
people will fucking you said every time looking sometimes people

(03:02):
think take do uh s? Alright, guys, Jokey's we're about
to get to know you a little bit better. But
before we do that, we like to tell our listeners
what they're in store for. We're going to talk about
the tai Cave rescue and how that ship is way
more treacherous than we thought it was. We're gonna talk about, uh,

(03:23):
Mike Pompeo's trip to North Korea and what he's bringing
with him as his uh you know, survivor beach item. Uh.
We're gonna talk about Trump shipping his mouth at a
rally yesterday, the pocahonas thing his words of encouragement for himself,
and Vladdie Poots. We're gonna talk about the passing of

(03:48):
Scottie prew babies out of this news cycle and unto
another world. Yeah, we're gonna talk about the Civil war
that the right thought was gonna happen on the fourth
of July and what happened instead. We're gonna talk about
how the US is discharging army recruits that they lured
in with the promise of citizenship. We're gonna talk about

(04:11):
We're gonna mend Gazzi, the Lacroix Boy, the eighties something
billionaire behind Lacroix dam getting messy with the hands. We're
gonna talk mess out Scarlett Joe Hanson, and finally we're
gonna do an update a double up Bloyd, but first up,
Jack Keiths. I know this is gonna be a three

(04:32):
hour episode you're talking about the zite guys today. What
is something from your search history that is revealing about
who you are? All right? So people have been I
don't know why lately there's this move to not kill insects.
I guess it's always like people get upset when you
kill insects. Now, I feel more than they did when

(04:53):
I was younger. Is a squirrel and insects? Now? Squirrel
is not. Now you're killing them being Oh no, wait,
that's a you're saying. You're saying you feel like there's
just like a growing sentiment like online like to not
like if you say, man, I killed the spider, people
like I don't kill spiders. You know what, scoop them
up with the cup. I don't. I fun fun with spiders,
So I don't kill him. You don't kill them. I

(05:13):
have University of Richmond like athletic Gear because their mascot
is the spider that I rock with pride just because
says I fun with spiders. Anyway, going well, I recently
because I obliterate insects. I don't just kill him. I do.

(05:33):
I let an insect come in here after you kill
an insect? Literally, yeah, I do. I mean definitely done that. Yeah,
I did, especially sometimes I leave it on the wall
so as friends, even as an example for the rest
of them. Yeah, I I So I google do insects
fear when they know they're about to die? Because I

(05:55):
was in New York recently and there's as big as
roast that came into my Airbnb and it was big
as hell, So you know how sometimes you don't want
to kill it with your actual like hand or something
that will directly, yeah, touch you. So instead I took
a big ass shoe and about ninety mile per pitched
it down to the ground until I hit the roach

(06:16):
about three or four times and then eventually obliterated into
little It was excessive, It was excessive as hell, but
I was gonna make sure that motherucker was dead. Was
it not dead after the first time? Was it? No, dude?
It was still moving. I hit the back half of
it first. Are you sure it wasn't like a small
dog or something? It was a bigger It was about
as big as it was, about as big as like

(06:42):
out of here roach. And then after I hit it once,
it barked. So I googled, Yeah, do insects like when
they know? Like some ship is around swatting them. Do
they start to fear death? And I couldn't find it,
So I don't feel bad. On some level they may
have to go either way. Yeah, I feel like some insects.

(07:04):
You know, there's even levels to spiders with me too,
because if it looks too menacing, like if it's a
black widow, I'm like, yo, I can't let you rock
in the house like this. Yeah, you gotta kill that,
and I can't. I'm not going to really risk my
safety trying to get you out of human I'm sorry,
you're done. All the other little spiders, you're you're good.
You're good with me as long as they don't pose
a threat to me. But then cockroaches and stuff, they
are fucking their pests. They're that than like you know,

(07:27):
when I smash up a bunch of caterpillars with a hammer, cockroaches,
because I'm like, all you think you're about to be
better than me. We just see Miles walk into the
woods with a hammer, muttering to himself and not even
going for caterpillars, just going for cocoons, like hitting trees,

(07:48):
and uh, what's something you think is overrated? Overrated? Sleeping
on sleeping and crashing with friends. Okay, and ship is
overrated as hell. People travel New York didn't go well. No,
I mean, hey, man, too many close American stories. But
here's what it is. Like you stay in the airbnb

(08:09):
and you know a whole bunch of people stay in it,
and so you relegate it because I stay with two girls. So,
being the gentleman that I am, I slept on the sofa.
My damn back hurt. My back hurt so and then
I crashed with a friend and when I'm in this
like tiny little space because like she let me stay
there for free, like al right, cool. But then I

(08:30):
got my flight canceled and got put in the hotel,
and man, that was a good ass night to sleep.
And I was like, I'm too old to be crashing
with friends. Man, I need hotel. I was gonna say,
you can't really complain if like you're like, hey, let
me stay there for free, and like, yeah, you have
to rock the corner. I can't complain. Yeah, man, that's
where sometimes sleeping on the floor is better for me,

(08:52):
and even on the couch because you got a bad back.
Well also growing up Japanese, like I slept on pretty
hard services like you just used throwing or whatever to
put down, which is like you know, like a pad
or whatever. But it's really essentially just sitting on the
you're sleeping on the floor. Wait a minute, what what
growing up japan You growing up Japanese you have to
sleep on the floor. Well, no, like Japanese like traditionally
we don't like sleep in beds like Western beds. Like yeah,

(09:15):
like old school, like you if you have like a
Japanese like hatami style room that has like the woven floor,
you put out the futon or thong thing which was
like a cushion that you lay out, and then you
rock that with your blanket and then you put that
away and make space because sometimes you also the space
is limited, so it doesn't make sense to have a
big as bed. Other homes that are people have more

(09:35):
like modern or bigger homes, they'll have big like beds
and things. But for the longest time, I stuff like that.
So sometimes you like to sleep on the floor. Yeah,
my mother in law sleeps on the floor whenever she's
at our house. Well really, I don't that's your rule? Yeah, no,
she like she'll sleep next to the bed on the
ground just she's more comfortable, more used to it. Yeah,

(09:57):
and we'll just put like a comfort or something on
the floor just to softened the floor slightly or whatever. Yeah, yeah,
she just needs a better mattress. That might be, but
you know, when you really skip down to it, it
makes you versatile. So trust me. Man. In college and stuff,
when I just had to pass out places and be like,
how did you just sleep in that stairwell, I was like,
it was great. It was flat. Yeah, especially was awful.

(10:19):
Miles is woken up by me saying hello the internet
every time before we started it pops up from the ground.
I'm like, what's something you think is? Do I say overrated?
You said overrated? Then let's all right. Now they're gonna
be half the people that agree with me on this,
so I'm talking to the other half. The window seat

(10:42):
is underrated. I know some people prefer the window seat, right,
but there are some people that prefer to aisle c yeah, right,
right right. And for those people that prefer to aisle seat,
you're crazy. The window. The window seat is where. Here's
why I was on my flight. I canceled. We talked
about that, and then the flight they put me on.
They lost my reservation, so I went from a window

(11:02):
economy plus seat and I fucking flipped. So I was like,
I'm getting on this plane. And it's like, okay, yes
you are. But they had to put me in back
row aisle seat. And I'm sitting on the aisle seat.
Every goddamn twenty minutes, a big as cart comes by.
People just put that crotch in your face, and man,

(11:24):
if I gotta smell one more ass because your nose,
your nose, it's it's ass level, you know, it's this
as level on the plane. And I was right by
the bathroom and and you know, I mean, but I
like to have I like to have the choice to
sniff the butts. I don't want the butts to sniff me.
I want to sniff the butts. And I'm right by
the bathroom too. I'm in the last rot so I'm

(11:46):
getting everybody who like they let they let it. They well,
they let out the poops right when they know, all right,
I'm at the bathroom. So all that is just wafting
in my face, and I'm miserable. You know the other
reason why I fur the window seat is you are
unfunck withible when you're there, when you're in the aisle seat,
every time any of those other two people have to
get up. You have to. You have to get get up.

(12:08):
You have to get up. Whereas if I go in there,
I have a camel's bladder, Like I've feel eleven hour
flights without getting up to use the bathroom. Like I
can just get in there and be like, leave me
alone and I curl up in the corner and no
one has to talk to me. I don't have to
interact with anybody have to go to the bathroom. Yeah,
that's another reason why I like to do it, because
I don't. Sometimes when you really try and sleep and
if you're in the aisle, you do have to wake
up so you can let the person you gotta wake up.

(12:30):
Everybody's passing you up. And also people who like the aisle,
I feel like sometimes they say, is because I need
to go to the bathroom. Man, man up and just
ask the two people like excuse me? Why do people too?
I had a coworker who could not fly on the
window seat at all because she's claustrophobic. You have to
have the aisle, and I get that makes because if

(12:50):
you're there you really do. It does feel a little
like it can't feel over whelming. But I'm not claustrophobic
in anyway at all, So I'm just like, yeah, I
prefer that I'm like cut off from everyone else, right,
But yeah, if you're claustrophone making you like the aisle seat,
I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to everybody else.
Everybody is the only excuse, only excuse to rock the
aisle seat. Ye see. It also has way more germs,

(13:13):
so because people because multiple people are touching, people are
walking by, people rub their ass on it as they
can get out of the windows. They do they do.
On my way back from Europe, I was in the
aisle seat and I was so angry. I literally have
my elbows shattered by the drink card and they don't
stop either. They don't and I looked. I was like, motherfucker,

(13:33):
did you? And it was the people don't even notice. Yeah,
so whatever. And then when people are trying to like
get in between you, they just feel so comfortable putting
the entire body just on your right shoulder or left shoulder.
And ultimately that's why I don't fly business anymore. Only first,
oh yeah, that makes sense. And by that I mean
I never have. But one day, if United you're listening,

(13:55):
help us out, Oh United, Yeah, help me out too.
I want some conversation. Heard Economy Plus and I was like,
oh you want K too, Yeah, one K. There's a
there's a David Sedara short story where he talks about
how one of his flight attendant friends he called it
crop dusting people like he would when somebody was rude
to him. He would just fart when he walked by them,

(14:16):
like every time. He was save it up, but save
it and let it go, spiteful flight attendant. I like, exactly,
you watch out for that, you know, good hack. They
give him, get to you know, give him gifts though
you ever give gifts to flight attendants when you get on? No? Yes,
what kind of gifts? So no? No, Like you come
on like even with like candy bars or whatever, stuff

(14:37):
from like the news standard, whatever you like. Hey, Like,
I just want to give you guys this. I know
you probably only eat whatever is on the plane, just
small things like that unlimited drinks. One time they were like,
oh would you like some more this? And that. It
was crazy how little even like a cookie was like
from a thing. I was like, Yo, here's some yellow
Y'll split that. Yeah, kind of goes a long way.
I'd like to give them a one of those biscotti

(14:59):
cook and like tiny package of peanuts and here too. Yeah,
I buy him from Costco. But actually I don't want
to take it out on the flight. You know that's true.
The airlines are the ones that are against us because
they're trying to make the economy situation so bad that
you want to spring for the economy plus or business

(15:22):
or first, because they're like, you know what, it's like
a regular But then just make the entire playing economy
plus and raise everybody's prices because eventually, if you're trying
to do that, you still gonna have people who, that's true,
are in economy. Yeah, it's true. God, there's no way
to win. Finally, what does a myth? What's something people

(15:42):
think it's true? You know to be false? All right?
So I was talking to my talking to my brothers
and sisters. By that, I mean my black friends, and
one person was like, yo, don't you wash your meat
before you cook it? I looked at him, like what
why like to clean it off? I was like, right, like,

(16:05):
what's your think washing your meat gonna do This was
a sexual double entendre. Right, don't you wash your meat
before you cook it? Warm up? Not don't you wash
your meat the bathroom sink right before you get it,
before you come home after you've been cheating. Don't you

(16:27):
wash your meat? Uh like like chicken people who rints
off chicken and ship It makes no say you don't
have to wash your meat before you cook it. That's
what fires for. I've been living my whole life not
washing my meat. Look at you, I look at me.
According to my Apple Watch outstanding, Um yea that to you. Yeah,

(16:50):
so this morning my Apple Watch gave me a pep
talk in the voice of an annoying ass trainer. It said,
keep it going today. Yesterday you've rock your exercise ring
unstoppable jack. What will you do today? And I was
just like, man, I fucking hate you my watch. You
threw it off. That sounds that sounds Is that the

(17:11):
voice he uses? Yeah? Yeah, that's great, Yeah exactly. But yeah,
I've been hearing like all sorts of different food washing things,
like you're supposed to soak lemons in water with baking
soda or some ship to like I don't know, because
like I'm eating the rind, what the fun but to
clean the exterior of the lemon? I think maybe because
you put like lemon wedges and water and I'm not fancy,

(17:36):
so we do not do that. Yeah, I mean I'm fancy,
but lemon water, lemon water. I start every morning with
half squeeze lemon and water, drink that, pound that and
it like kicks my metabolism of a copper cup. She
does like a copper cup. Vibe with that, Miles, What
citrus do you put in your water? I don't know.

(17:59):
I don't drink water, and that's why that's hippie crap. Cucumber, cucumber.
I'm like cucumber. Ever since we left that we work,
I've stopped in the water where they had the fruit
water in there. And the reason I don't also is
because I've worked as like a bar back and bar
managing and stuff like that. I know how, I know
how that stal gets prepped. And I'm like even like
Miles to me, seeing people put lemons in an assids

(18:22):
not even yeah, like even worse. It's like your storm
in the toilet. No, no, never, but like you just know,
like yo, especially when you do. Like, let me tell
you something. If you're at a concert and there is
not a proper kitchen for them to do that prep
they're prepping it like in the parking lot or something,
and like us just like loose ass limes and lemons,
like on a car, like a cutting board that has
all kinds of shit on it. Just forego of the citrus.

(18:43):
If you're at an outdoor show, can I say one
quick thing, this is to the to that throat in
the toilet. This is gonna make me sound bad, but
don't piss off people who are about to prepare your food,
because this is I was a team. I was like
nineteen or twenty, so I was younger, but I was
working on a place called GFS market It's Gordon Food
Service marketplace. And we would have to there I am,

(19:04):
and we would have the people when you come in
and they would want like their meat or their cheese slice.
And this one chick came in. It was rude as hell,
like cursed at us. She was like, now go back
and make the meat. I was like, all right, So
I went, I closed the door. I dropped her meat
on the floor and then to rinse it off. I
put it in dirty dishwater and then sliced her meat

(19:25):
and gave it to her. You guys, respect everybody, expect everybody.
Someone's very spiteful. You can't act professional someone with mental problems.
What alright? You know we need to know about jockies, guys.

(19:49):
So this, this Thie cave rescue has gotten serious. A
tide Navy seal has passed away on the way back up.
I was I was confused by this because the diagrams
that I have seen of the cave make it look
like you just go under like one rock and you're good,
You're there. And so they, uh, the BBC, I finally

(20:11):
found an article where they like did it to scale
and like showed you exactly what the cave looks like,
and it is bonkers, Like we'll we'll put the article
up on the footnotes. But it's so a full round
trip takes eleven hours to get down there, and it's
uh five hours going with the current and six hours

(20:32):
going against it on the way in rights eleven hours
just like so yeah, just to get to them, it's like, okay,
well I'm about to do a six hour swim to
get six hours underwater, like using your air tank and
I I they don't. They haven't said this specifically, But
what's also happening is now they're realizing that the oxygen

(20:52):
level is dropping quicker than they thought there in the
cave where the kids are, uh, presumably because now all
of a sudden, like they were in there by themselves,
but now they've got all these people coming in and
going out. Yeah, so breathing up their air. More people
breathing up the air. And so the dude passed away
on his way back on the I think five hour

(21:13):
journey back, and he you know, it might have been
a case where he had enough oxygen, but when he
got out on the other side, like there was less
oxygen in the air, so he didn't have enough oxygen
in his blood on the way back because he passed, like,
you know, unexpectedly that uh. And you know, they don't
funk up when it comes to stuff like that. So

(21:36):
it seems like it's almost that like Heisenberg principle, where
like the people doing the rescuing are changing the experiment,
like just by being there and doing the rescuing, and
they were providing from whatever he was providing oxygen. Yeah,
he was other people, right, Yeah, yea, so well don't
worry guys. Elon Musk is on the case. Yeah, he's

(21:58):
going they got SpaceX and years going over there, which
I mean, to be honest, they might figure this like, man,
you're a douche, but go ahead, Like you figured out
how to get that fucking rocket to land on its
own on that platform, so maybe figure out how to
get some kids out of the cave. Have they said,
how I just saw about the story today? Have they

(22:18):
said how why people are going in and out of
this cave to provide them with stuff but not take
people out? Or are they taking people to too murky?
And like they would have to be expert divers to
get out the people trapped, Yeah, the kids would. So
their things at the beginning was like, well we either
have to train these kids are really quick, or a
wait months for the water to recede so they can

(22:41):
walk out of the cave. Okay, that's what it looks
like to scale, it's like a crazy long ass narrow
thing that just like kind of goes straight down. And yeah,
this BBC article has an illustration that finally made this
whole thing makes sense to make sense, Like no wonder yeah,
eleven hour because that's unbelievable that they even at one

(23:01):
point to find them. Someone was actually probably swimming for
six hours straight being like, well, maybe we'll find them,
and they're like, oh, ship, there they are six hours
later and saying that they found them. When you look
at this, uh graphic, it's bonkers. But yeah, there an
eleven hour trip. Like you think that you're gonna be
able to breathe on the other side, but because the
oxygen is depleted, yeah, you're you're basically going eleven hours

(23:23):
before you actually get to breathe air again, which is
and that that's not counting the time on the other side,
like talking to the kids and being like, hey, you
guys are right, but yeah, they're way the funk down there,
and I don't know, man, it's scary. Uh but you know,
shout out to that mom who didn't let her son
go and then it ended up being I mean, also,

(23:44):
I feel bad for that kid because from now on
his mom is gonna be like, no, you can't go
to that concert. Yeah, no, I have a feeling about
that dance and he can't argue it now, Yeah, because
she'd be like, did not predict the cave, okay, up
staying your room, and I argue, uh. And we also
just wanted to mention, you know, we talked earlier how
the North Korea talks are not going as well as

(24:07):
the President apparently thinks they are. Uh so, Uh, Mike
Pompeo is on his way back to try and get
them to agree to you know, specific yes, specific things
that you know, we're not in the contract, the page
and a half document that was like we are friends.
Uh so he everybody knows that Trump called Kim Jong

(24:29):
un rocketman in a tweet when like things were at
their most tense. Apparently, Kim Young un asked Trump at
their Singapore meeting, uh, like what the fund does? And
Trump's response was, have you ever heard the Elton Johnson uh,
to which the literal fucking hermit king responded, no, we

(24:54):
were not huge North Korea. So, I mean he out
the arena last month. I didn't make it to that show,
but about so, the Secretary of State is on his
way to meet with Kim young and again, uh, to
see if there's an actual chance of an agreement that
means something. And he's bringing him an Elton john c

(25:15):
D signed by Donald Trump is that hey, world peace achieved.
We already know he's bad at giving gifts, Like why
are we putting the fate of the free world? Like
we remember that time when he just went on Fox
News and did Trump Jazz for like three hours one
morning on Fox and Friends. And it was his wife's
birthday and he was like, yeah, yeah, maybe maybe I

(25:37):
didn't get her anything. Maybe I didn't get her much
of anything. It was like, whoa, So he's not a
good gift, not a good gift giver. This is his
idea of a good gift. Hey, my guy signing, you're
signing the Elton John c D. What the fund is that?
It's so But that's your ego though too, where you're like,
I don't give a funk. I'll sign this outsign because

(25:58):
that makes it worth So I'll sign this insult that
I've sent you. So dude, you got enough money, man,
go find the Elton John CD that signed by Elton Biolton.
Yet I like by Elton John. I like that now.
The conversation shifted to Kim John un deserves better than
a Donald Trump signed Elton John c D. Get the
actual man himself? The was he the piano man. J

(26:21):
Well whatever, we call Elton circle of life, the circle
of life, the candle in the wind. You know, why
can't we get him an authentic rememorial circle between Bennie
and the Jets and circle of Life. I like Crocodile
Rock because I just have to play that in the
band a lot. But that was the most fun to
play because it was very trumpet heavy. Uh song that

(26:43):
we would play. And what's the one where where he's like,
was it Andrew my friend? Was the thing? Where is
Andrew bro Brother? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that one too? Yeah?
Daniel Daniel, Dan Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, Damn Daniel. Yeah, I
love that one too. What about you? Uh probably leave
on or yeah, leave on or Goodbye Yellow Brick brouh.

(27:06):
But yet Daniels also a great song. I could say
we weren't listening to Elton John that much on the
South Chicago. So my first instance of Elton John was
a circle of life? Who is this beautiful man? That'd
be funny too. You're like, wait, that ain't Elan John.

(27:28):
That African voice? Let me go back in wait I
sucked up. Then, alright, guys, we're gonna take a quick
break we'll be right back and or back. And you guys,

(27:51):
you had another trunk jazz rally. Ship his mouth for
like an hour straight, ship his own mouth in Montana
in the mouth all the hits. I think we have
a couple of clips. Yeah, he done all the hits,
which is great because we all know that a Trump
rally is like a concert for scared white people where
they like love to get together and they can y'all

(28:11):
cheer for the same ignorant talking points that aren't based
in reality. Uh So, the one that got talked about
most was when he talked about Elizabeth Warren, his favorite
Native American politician that he calls Pokehonta Is. Let's say,
I'm debating pokehont Is, right. I promise you will do this.
I will take you know those little kids they sell

(28:32):
on television for two dollars, learn your heritage. We will
take that little kid and say, but we have to
do it gently because we're in the met two generations.
We have to be very gentle. Jesus wait and we
will very gently take that kid and we will slowly

(28:52):
toss it, hoping it doesn't hit her and injure her arm.
He thinks, I think he thinks it's a rape pregnancy test.
I don't know what it is. The way he gestures
to I don't know anything to do with it, Well,
do it very gently, very gently. Damn man, he is it,
won't assault it out so casually, effortlessly rape. I feel

(29:18):
like he is just he's a anyway. Again, That's why
we were like even when we were talking about do
we put this in the show, because like, okay, we
can do the thing where Agent ship Head says the
thing that gets everyone piste off. But I guess that's
one thing. This is gonna be a thing if she
runs for president. And just you know, I did a
little bit of research on it. DNA tests are notoriously
bad at tracing native d N a uh. And also,

(29:41):
this is a very common narrative in Oklahoma. Like everybody's
family has like a backstory of you know, some relatives
that was Native American, and an independent genealogist said that
this is like the most common misconception. People always think
that they have some sort of Native American blood and uh,
sometimes their parents are right, and sometimes their parents are lying.

(30:04):
I know somebody who grew up being like, yeah, no,
I'm part Choctaw and then his dad did a DNA
test and that's all check and that was just not true.
It was like point zero two Native Americans. So well,
I definitely know we have Indiana market in our family.
Well that's what all black people say to but that's true.

(30:25):
We have pictures because like you know, when the slaves
are free, like the only people that are going to
rock with them were Native Americans and like you got
some Indian look at that good hair. Good hair, That's
what it is. Yeah, because blood quantum is a very
tough thing too. I guess you have quantify in these situations.
But more than eight nineteen thousand people told the two
thousand ten cents US there at least part Cherokee, despite

(30:47):
the federally recognized Cherokee tribe only having half as many members.
But the point is that like she never got famous
for this, she never benefited from this. Uh, the Harvard
Law school professor who recruited her for the position that
she supposedly used this for I was like, yeah, that
has nothing to do with why we hired her. I
had no idea that she even was part Native American,

(31:10):
because like, why would I And it was just like
she listed herself as part Native American in a like
guide to faculty at at law schools. So I'm I'm
I'm here. So I guess his outrage is that she
misrepresented herself her ethnicity. To Donald Trump, that's so offensive

(31:30):
to the to the Native American people that he loves
so much, that somebody would be out here trying to
be a pretend member of their tribe. I'd come on,
you don't care. And that's just like the one thing
that he has because other than that, you know, he's like,
you know, because she was like trying to regulate the
stock market and would never mind, you should just call
her this pejorative. I'm offended. He's trying to be a

(31:53):
man and human. That's what I'm offended, because he's not.
I'm offended by that. Well, look, that's a We're gonna
have to deal with it for a few more years.
Maybe a few more years. We'll see what happens Trump.
Oh no, no, no, well, who knows, who knows? Who knows?
We'll say how many terms go, and then maybe he'll
be like, I'm gonna take my ball and go home.
Another thing we have to look forward to is his

(32:16):
meeting with Putin. Yeah, which again, I guess the other
thing that we want to talk about of all the
Trump jazz songs that he did was his new favorite one,
which is called normalizing Putin. Uh So, here's this is.
This is a little this is like a few bars
from that section, they're going, will President of Trump be prepared?
You know, President of Putin is kg B and this

(32:40):
you know what Putin is? Fine, he's fine. We're all
fine with people. Will I be prepared? Totally prepared. I've
been preparing for this stuff my whole life. They don't
say that. Yeah. Yeah, he has been like being real
chummy with Eastern Europeans for a very long time. True,
I guess yeah, in that sense. Yeah. So, I mean

(33:04):
the way he says it's such a defensive thing. It's like, yo,
you're so guilty. Man. We were like, it's fine, I'm fine,
We're fine. Why are you are yourself? Because you know
that in your mind, you're like, well, Putin and I
are aligned, So let me be like, we're fine. We
don't don't worry about it. That fucking We're not about
to backtrack in Syria and hand the keys over to Russia.

(33:25):
To the Middle East which is about to happen in July.
If a lot of the reporting is pretty accurate, and
even from some other things on the internet that I've read, Uh,
I mean, yeah, that one on one is going to
be very interesting because I have a feeling before, right,
they have like at the G twenty, I think, and
then this will be now another one on one off
the books. No aids, no nothing, just mano imano. So

(33:49):
they'll kiss, they'll kiss sevenns in heavens, and then the
AIDS will come in and then they'll they'll drive and
then they'll be like they're like, just give another few minutes. Um. Yeah.
But I think one of the things that to really
look look out for is just sort of like what
the US is position on Syria, how that's going to
shift after this meeting, because it seems like Israel is

(34:12):
ready to do a deal with Russia too, if that
means restraining Iran, and then the US will somehow be like, oh, yeah,
sods cool. Now suddenly Evenally's attacking his own people. But yeah,
So that's the theory is that this was at least
part of the agreement with Russia. Is America going over
to Russia's side, in the Syrian conflict. Uh, And so

(34:33):
we'll see if if we start shifting our positions, because
a lot of the a lot of the rumors, like
initially when Jared Kushner was even saying like what like
why are you trying to set up those back channels
and he was trying to say, oh about Syria and
fighting isis, when a lot of some of the other reporting,
especially from investigative journalists, seemed to say that they're some
of them are suggesting that the whole point of those

(34:53):
was too It wasn't about fighting us isis, but aligning
with a sad and switching that. So, um, do you
guys have one of the Elton John the thing he
said about Elton John nor, I don't wanna jump? What
if you don't, can I read this to you because
it makes it makes no sense whatsoever. This is an

(35:14):
actual quote. I have broken more Elton John records. He
seems to have a lot of records. And I, by
the way, I don't have a musical instrument. I don't
have a guitar or an organ. No, Oregan Elton has
an organ and lots of other people helping. No, We've
broken a lot of records. We've broken virtually every record

(35:36):
because you know, look, I only need the space. They
need much more room for basketball, for hockey and all
the sports. They need a lot of room. We don't
need it. We have people in the space. So we
break all of these records. Really, we do it without
like the musical instruments. This is the only musical the
mouth and hopefully the brain attached to the mouth, right,

(36:00):
the brain More important in the mouth is the brain.
The brain is much more important. You know, honestly, if
you were that was a wonderful rendition. It shook me
to my core because at one point I forgot you
were reading a Donald Trump quote and I was like, yo,
he's is in a bad place, and like, objectively, just
hearing someone reading, you're like, oh no, that did not

(36:23):
make he has an organ and it makes sense at all. Well, um,
he I think he's in the early stage stages of dementia. Oh,
he's definitely entering senility with haste at the very least.
But yeah, or he's just like a very very confident
old white dude who's just like never been told like, yo,

(36:47):
shut the funk, shut the funk up. What you're saying
makes no sense, and it's just he's just coasting on
confidence and he literally has nothing to say. Someone just
needs in public to be like, Yo, shut the funk,
are yourself fucking dumb man? Ma'am? My man, my man.
Like I feel like that would be like really hard
for him, Like what, oh yeah, Maybe the very last

(37:09):
person to ever tell him that would be our good
friend Scotty prue Baby, who has tendered his resignation because
the Liberals were mean to him and his family attacks
on him. And again, this falls in line with this
whole idea that calling you on your bullshit is an
attack that's called No, my man, you're attacking with your bullshit.

(37:33):
You're attacking us when you're wasting our fucking money to
buy yourself a forty three thousand dollar silence cone or
having a nineteen man seven security detail or all this
other dumb tactical polos and pens and lotions and snacks
from Dean and de Luca and the list goes on
and on, and yeah, it got fucking you know, it
got to a point where I guess Trump probably leaned

(37:55):
on him, although he was like, oh, you know, this
was his decision, but we all know how ship works.
It probably became even to him clear because I remember
one point, Laura Ingram was even tweeting like Scott Pruett
is the swamp and I was like, what la over
here normalizing white supremacists and suddenly you have you found
your consciousness as a quote unquote conservative. But yeah, that's
to me the biggest fucking all the fun of this

(38:16):
is we knew I mean, Scott Prue was gonna do
whatever he was gonna do because as long as he
was allowed to and there was no criticism from the
GOP at all. It wasn't until after he's out there
there like yeah, it's a good thing he left. It's like, yo, Marco,
where was that energy when he was doing in the
midst of all this nonsense? And now that just shows
you that they're fully just here to enable Trump. I

(38:38):
mean like, I mean, we knew that. But it's like,
even this is like an obvious thing, Like if you
took a side on this, people wouldn't be like, oh,
that's kind of a hot take, my guy, you're gonna
go against the kleptocrat. Because normally I feel like conservatives,
like chrony capitalism was a ship they hated, but like
this kind of this kind of corruption was the ship
that they would like as a party. Were like, no,

(38:58):
this is discussing. It's not how works because they're so
tight with their money. But when you have a guy
coming in and just undoing all the obomber stuff, it's
all good. And that's also just all you know things
that they say. But when or one Republican presidents are
in office, they spend just as much, if not more,
the Democratic presidents. But yeah, that Laura Ingram quote and

(39:21):
the fact that people are turning on him almost suggests
that there's like a law of conservation of energy when
it comes to cognitive dissonance, Like they only have so
much energy they can expend on like ignoring the fact
that Trump is the opposite of all of their values.
So like they're just like they're like, okay, we can't
waste it all on on this fucking Pruitt guy. Well,

(39:41):
because then it also helps the narrative to that when
he's out, then they can all be like, well, we
got him. I mean that was bad. We had to
you see, good people. Yeah, and then they have you know,
see we we slash our own exactly when they're that bad. Well, yeah,
I mean once that teacher holding her child came up
to him, I know. I mean, that's that's when we
knew something was wrong. M all right, guys. So on

(40:06):
the third of July, words started spreading there was going
to be a civil war uh Alex Jones called a shot,
said the liberal media was working with the Democratic Party
and uh lear resistance on an uprising that was going
to happen on July four, which might be the shortest

(40:26):
stupidest window any prognosticator has ever given themselves to just
be totally wrong about something. Like he could have if
he had said that they were planning this for Christmas,
he could have like milked it. It would be it
would be such a huge story by the time Christmas
world around, probably would have gotten a couple of pizza
places shot up. He could have done all the things

(40:46):
he likes to do, but he picked like less than
a week out, so there was just like no time
to build up and someone him though, you know what
I mean. I wonder if someone must have really been
gassing him up where he was like fuck it to okay,
suck it, I'll say it. How stupid. Come on, man,
it's a lot for right, the UK have a si
war without black people, all right, and that's a day

(41:09):
off and we eat ribs and man, we got the
iteas we ain't fighting. Nobody sleep, Man we sleep. We
fight each other, right, we find each other for on
the couch. Um. So we did see the first shots
fired and what could end up being the civil war
because Alan Derschwitz is being shunned by the society on

(41:33):
Martha's vingeard. He is no longer being invited to parties. Uh,
no longer getting invited to the dinners that he used
to get invited to. He fucking went out and wrote
an op ed about this and was like, you guys
are being childish and it's just it's such a just
tone deafness. He considered he considers himself a liberal because

(41:55):
he voted for Obama twice and Hillary and contributed money
to her and pain. And his main point is that, like,
you know, and this is something I've heard from conservatives,
that Trump's civil liberties are being violated by the Mueller investigation.
But he's existing in a world that stopped existing in
like now. Being a moderate like involves implicitly supporting overtly

(42:20):
racist language, policies and like action. So yeah, he's calling
balls and strikes based on politeness and the smooth running
of like a polite society. And we're talking about children
being torn from their families and you know, just outright
racism and like you know, spurring on hate crimes. Yeah,
of course people, I mean shout out to the I

(42:41):
guess good people of Martha's Vineyard. It sounds like I'll
never go to or have the access of Martha's Vineyard,
but I guess, hey, hold it down, because that's I mean,
this guy, he must not realize what Fox News is
and what it looks like when you bring your skeletor
ass up on screen and you want to defend this president,
you look terrible. And he must he really must be

(43:04):
so disconnected from the optics of that that he's like
just like I don't know what happened. I'm just I'm
working with the president. I mean, to put him in context,
he is he like chills with like all the most
powerful people, Like he's tight with the Clintons just because
he goes to the same parties as them. Like he's
one of the people who was also uh, you know,

(43:24):
found to be on those flight logs on that billionaire
pedophiles private jet where it's been suggested underage women were
like sexually assaulted by Titans of Industry world leader the
Lowlita Express. Uh, and it was like, you know, Clinton
Trump was on the flight log and Derschwitz was all

(43:46):
over the flight log. He defended this guy, right, so
he's he's uh, that's the guy who they were connecting
like the underage sex shit happening at Marl Lago, right right, exactly. Yeah,
he supposedly recruited some of these young women when they
were under age from being like Towe girls at Marl Ludo,

(44:06):
which sounds like the worst job, taw girl at Marla
second to worst job because of what they recruited here for. Yeah. This, uh,
I mean, this whole civility nonsense. It's again you're being
you're being held accountable for your actions and if those don't,
those don't line up with your friends. They're telling you, Hi,

(44:27):
we don't support this bullshit. So maybe you should take
that on too as a sign that maybe take a
second and be like, okay, well what are they saying.
Are they saying that I'm aligned with this? Uh? Like
really shameful president and the way he behaves of normalizing
white supremacy and just this outright xenophobia just stoked the
fires of people's fear in this country. Yeah, that's not good.

(44:49):
And if you're a man of reason, you should be
able to look at look upon that and say, yeah,
maybe this isn't this isn't a winning strategy. Their power
dynamics are just all off. They are like they're being
uncivil to poor people and people who are a different
race than them, and people who are just trying to
fucking swim at a swimming pool. And they are objecting

(45:10):
because their most powerful people are not being invited to
parties or being asked to leave restaurants. It's like, that
doesn't that doesn't get you sympathy when people are speaking
truth to power. You guys are going the other way,
vulnerable like they just it seems like the Republican parties,
like Party Line is just punching down right now. It's

(45:33):
an interesting strategy, guess. And you want to talk about
civility though, do you see a pro choice advocates murdering
pro life advocates and ship like that? I mean, abortion
doctors literally get been murdered. You know what I mean,
look at that kind of behavior. That is what needs
to be uh analyzed and looked through a little bit more.
Not people simply objecting to these just fucking outrageous policies

(45:57):
that have been enacted by this government. That's Americans saying, wait,
hold on, this is not the America that I'm trying
to live in or that I believe that it can be.
So yeah, we're gonna we'll we'll call you out all day. Yeah,
and this idea you guys probably talked about this, but
the post that or to tweet that, Stephen King, mate, yeah, yeah,
this idea that you know, if we can all just

(46:19):
get along, Yes, we'rediculu. I mean no, Steve King tweeted,
we all need to get like, hug your Trump supporting
friend you haven't talked to since the election. Hug your
liberal snowflake friend that you haven't spoken to. Stephen, We
just needs talking about Trump. And yeah, I think but
that's him, that's him going back to the civility thing.

(46:41):
But you know what, there's not I don't understand how
am I supposed to advocate for me trying to eliminate
racism or limit racism as much as possible by embracing racism.
I don't know how to do that. You know what,
I hate when you are racist, But today I'll hug you. No, No,
this is this is that. That's where we're saying, hold on,

(47:04):
there are limits to what I can accept. And now
I'm I'm drawing the line at separating families or you know,
retroactively trying to look at people's like who have been
naturalized to see whether or not they were properly naturalized
and ripping famili's apart. It's like, come on, Yeah, It's
like if somebody's punching me in the face because they

(47:24):
hate me and I hate that they're punching me in
the face, and you tell me go hug that person today. No, Well,
if I get a chance, won't punch them. That is
the person that is punching you learns that whatever they're
doing is fine. It's fine, and it's not and there's
no consequence. You need to repercussions. No, I'm not here
to accept someone's racist bullshit. Yeah, that's why we need

(47:46):
to speak out because motherfucker's don't realize that this is
not the look, this is not the wave. We're on.
I think that's a really important point that a lot
of this ship is being done obliviously and like it's
not They're just like, why is that wrong? This isn't racism.
I don't see how this is racism. You saying it's
racism is reverse racism? Like yeah, that's you can't you

(48:09):
can't get anywhere by allowing that behavior to go on.
You need to fight that person, make it uncomfortable if
the person goes, well, that's racist, and you just go
okay because you think you had an impact, Like no,
it's like, no, I vehemently disagree with you. I am
fixed in my position against this problematic viewpoint you have
and I will not change. You can do whatever the
funk you want, but don't get mad at me because

(48:30):
I'm not willing to jump in there with you. Alright, guys,
let's take a quick break. We'll be right back. And
we're back, and it's time for a quick check in
with specifically Lacroix boy no guy. His name is Nick

(48:59):
cappa Ella, which sounds like a fake name from a
daytime soap opera. He is eighty two and he is
rich as fun. He has like four point one billion
dollars and he was just accused of was he groping
the pilots who are flying his private jet to pilots

(49:21):
I think multiple times? Two men. Yeah, so this is different,
I mean different well, I mean, I mean we have
the terri space I guess whatever not to say it's
different or whatever, it's Yes, So this is two former
pilots who like some really aggressive groping, like just coming
into the cockpit and rubbing and groping their leg in

(49:41):
a sexual manner, reaching up towards their sexual organs. Uh
those mouth organs or organ that Elton John has. No
I mean, this guy's fucking weird, like if if you've
read there, like he writes these letters to sharehold is
of the company that read like just wacky Trump quotes.

(50:04):
I mean, I don't know what his politics are, but
his writing style is very much inline and Trump Trump.
It is stream of consciousness, Trump inspired, just nonsense. Once again,
like when I was saying that Colanngelo's tweets read like
they were written by Trump, The headlines in tabloids read
like they're written by Trump. And this dude's letter to

(50:25):
you know, press releases read like they're written by Trump.
It's like fizz revenues have grown over the last ten years,
all organic growth, all caps, no acquisitions, all caps. Organic
growth has now accelerated exclamation points all caps. He's got
that just best ever second quarter growth, steadfast like stress

(50:52):
reading this ship. Yeah but yeah this. I didn't realize
the company that owns a Kroy National Beverage. Uh, they
own like fake in Shasta. So I guess, uh, you know,
to the all the Juggalos out there, Yeah, this is
your guy. Really like he is capturing the Zeke guys.
First he had the Juggalos. Now he's got like just
the whole world. Moved on from the Juggalos to just

(51:14):
all people in an entire generation. Because apparently Lacroix is
now out selling coke and pepsi in the United States.
That's fucking crazy, wow, because it tastes like nothing is
so nasty. What are we gonna do? So? Uh, I
know superroducer Nicks Dump likes Lacroix. I yeah, I know,
we used have to throw it off the roof, go

(51:36):
full crystal geyser. I think we're gonna have to go
crystal geyser, which is a great superior product, but it's
just it's the hint of flavor. Yeah, you know what,
I have to go back to talking rain the first
bullshit carbonated water I used to drink. I still talking. Yeah,
that that was on the scene. But you know, it's

(51:58):
interesting reading about like sort of the idea of Lacroix,
of how they sort of basically wanted to market it
as a women's drink because at first that he was
selling energy drinks and he noticed like it was mostly
men drinking energy drinks, and he's like, what, how do
we get the women? So that's why, like the packaging
was sort of meant to be a little bit softer
and more inviting to the fair sex or whatever the funk.
He was thinking, like woman to Rito's. But yeah, so

(52:24):
but and then I guess once people caught onto high
froctose corn syrup and like sugar just being awful for you.
And then he was like, oh, ship, okay, I guess
everybody likes Lacroix. Uh so, yeah, we'll see what happens
with you, Nick Caperella. But the zeke Kang, we may
have to put you to rest. We'll see, um, we'll
see as we crack open to Lacroix. No, we have

(52:45):
to be strong, so refreshing Miles. No, you know what
I'm is there any Innnesota? Is there something out there that,
no matter what the CEO says, you ain't getting rid
of it, Like Popeye's Chicken. I mean kind of don't
don't make you digging right now? Man, I'm kind of

(53:07):
already there with Nike. Yeah, Nike is probably the most
problematic bread And I just can't quit you Nikes. I
just can't quit my broke boy nineties mentality. Four Nikes
like the ones I wanted. And now that I work,
I'm fulfilling this old goal. Maybe I don't know. Maybe
what else? Chick fil A, they're they're fucked up. I

(53:30):
mean I could let that go, but I think Nike
is probably the hardest thing for me. Yeah. And uh,
you know gun manufacturers like the handguns that I buy.
I feel that makes sense? Yeah, I feel bad about that.
Uh what was that? Yeah? Yeah? I can never really
get where you gonna get that enamel paint for your

(53:52):
model trains? You know what I mean? Yeah? What else? Uh? Pepe?
The frog T shirts? You know, they're so cool, They're
so cool. There's something about Pepe man, I don't know.
Listen man, make America great again? Has I can't not
wear my making it gives it? Just put some win

(54:13):
through your hair. But still son, shout out to the
dude who ripped that hat off that and there. That
was the top story on Dredge yesterday, Tina assaulted for
wearing Make America Great Again. He had a drink thrown
in his face like it should be. It should be read.
Motherfucker's are trying to antagonize marginalized people with their maga

(54:35):
hats and act. Fuck is surprised when you've encounter someone
who is incited at the mere sight of it. Come on, now, seriously,
they know what they're doing. And that's why afterwards a
lot of these people like to be so antagonistic and
rock their maga hats and the like Howard University and
do ship like that. And then when you have to
answer for that and you are encountering people who are like,
what thee get that ship out of my face, then

(54:56):
they're like, oh, it looks so scared. That look like
that one dude who took off all his clothes at
the Proud Boy March when like he got chased down.
He was like, I'm sorry, it was a joke and
like off his white polo and like, yeah, I feel
like that's a common energy, I think because a lot
of people just think the troll world is the same
like on the internet, where you can just do your

(55:17):
inflammatory ship and then you let it cook and then
you can still go about your day. But you do
that I r L in real life and it's different.
My avatar is now a human being in front of
you who you don't have no keyboards to stroke clean
that meat before you let it cook. Uh. Scarlett Joe Hanson,

(55:37):
you guys, we're moving out left to Holly Weird. What
Scarlett Joe Hansen has been cast to play a trans
woman in a new movie that actually sounds dope. Uh,
and the casting just seems a little off. Her agent's
response was, well, talk to Jeffrey Tambor's agent if you
want to. Uh. So, oh, no, I don't know, that's

(56:02):
not the way you talk about this, because yeah, representation
is fucking important and you are ready to go. And
that ghost in the show movie and is the same director.
That's the same director is so it's like, how did
you not learn from that time? Right? That movie fucking
tanked and you like looked so bad? How are you
now moving on to do the exact same thing? And

(56:25):
that's what it is. You're glad deal with the studio
where it's like I got a two picture deal, I'm
gonna have to do the second one. I don't think, Yes,
representation matters, But it's not so much that she is
playing this role, is that she now has a history
playing roles and then sticking her chest out. Yeah, where like, yeah,
Jared Letto played a transgendered Uh what was that movie?

(56:48):
He played a transgendered woman? Right? And I didn't say
Dallas Buyers Club, the movie Dallas Buyers Club, So yeah,
and me and also like thankfully we as a society
are changing and what we need as representation in Hollywood
and what we want and what should be represented in
Hollywood with the people playing these roles. But you got

(57:11):
a history history, you gotta know better. Yeah better. She
has been like, oh am I taking? Am I taking
somebody's spot? Like when am I not creating space? Because
that's the other thing that we talked about. When you
are in these positions of power, you have the ability
to create the space for these other people who you
can let in now you know what I mean? And
if she had the power to say, I honestly think

(57:32):
it would probably better if you honored this part by
hiring an actual transgender person who was an actor, who can,
who can, who could take this role. But instead you wanna,
you know, just probably thinking about how do I get
an oscar or some ship? Yeah exactly, And I don't also,
don't appeal to like old ship and be like, well,
why why weren't you mad? Then we're involving especially if

(57:55):
you work in the film industry. Jesus Scarlett Johansson. You
should just play white women from here on out. Yeah,
just play white women. Or my computers or computers computer
actually know whatnot? Man, my phone could have did that exactly.
They should have gotten they could have got for that. Alright, guys,

(58:15):
it is time for a much overdue check in with Floyd.
We missed it last week. Miles was not here to
remind us. Fault um and yeah exactly, Miles. Miles took
time off and I'm what the funk do you expect? Miles? Uh? So,
our update is either lots of people are fucking or

(58:39):
David Pecker is horny. Right now because there's just all
sorts of sex stuff going on. Ben Affleck's girlfriend is
supposedly pregnant. They say he's making room in his bat cave. Uh,
that's two different tabloids. Uh. Davy Beck's David Beckham knocked
up his kids. Teacher Kate Hudson is pregnant and uh

(59:01):
these are all allegedly reported by a source. Kate Hudson
is pregnant and got dumped by her boyfriend because they
took a flight together and we're not talking when they
walked off of the plant in JFK. But so then
they're like, so they broke up, Yes, they clearly broke up.
But this made me realize because they mentioned that this
is her third baby daddy, and the last two like

(59:24):
they ended up breaking up after they had the kid.
And uh they point out that her and the lead
singer of The Black Crows broke up after they had
their son, who was now fourteen, which is crazy because
my first job out of college was working at the
Soho House in New York as a butler, and I

(59:44):
waited on like I took care of them while they
were staying at the Soho House in New York and
she was crazy pregnant with that now fourteen year old
and like buying all of Soho, like the entire like
shopping district of Soho, and like storing it in her
hotel room. And then at the end of their stay,
I had to transfer that all down into the Black

(01:00:04):
Crow's tour bus. And the lead singer was just like
Jesus christ Man, what have I done? Like we used
to put instruments in this exactly, Um, But that's a
mouth instrument which the brain, which sells out the Madison
Square gardens for the Knickerbocker's despite my brain and I

(01:00:24):
am powerful. Ps dot com Mouth Oregon is what they
used to call Harmonica is actually um. And yeah, they
also have a section sex Secrets of the Stars and ludicrous,
because we all want to know how ludicrous Fuss is.
He finally tagged team and not the ropes. What else

(01:00:45):
you guys seeing in the chocolate? I have one right
in front of me and for the that entire last
segment we did. I tried to find his name, but
I cannot find his name. There's Yes Brolin. I went
to college with Josh Brolin. I'm seventy two. Now there's

(01:01:06):
a picture of Josh Brolin at a premier for uh Sicario,
and there's a dude right behind him, like as he's
taking a selfie that I went to college with. Really
not fine? Yeah, this dude right here, I can't find
this name. Yeah yeah, yeah, I don't know. You know,
he looks like a douchebag. He was cool, I mean,

(01:01:28):
he was cool. He recognized his tattoo. I recognized this tattoo,
That's what it was. I recognized his face, but I
confirmed it with the tato in there. Mind, he got
a lego Stormtrooper tattoo. Okay, fun with that. He looks
like a douchebag lego tattoo. Oh no, he cool? Cool, cool,
I'm a douchebag. Never mind. He kind of looks like
Jack Osborne, kind of mixed with Jermaine Clement. Anyway, that's

(01:01:50):
a deep cut friend, Jack supert cut doesn't look like
Jack Osborne anymore. Dude, he's like a grown up human being.
Who is he's like it doesn't really wear glasses anymore,
or like not the same glasses. Uh, her mom's Jack Osborne. Yeah,
so I guess a couple of things I would point

(01:02:11):
out is I mean they're talking more about Johnny Depp.
I didn't realize that he spent five million dollars to
shoot Hunter S. Thompson's ashes out of a cannon. Good
use of money, uh, Cindy Crawford and Randy Gerber maybe
splitting in which I have a personal connection to. I've
been to their house before when I was shooting a
video for Vogue magazine and she was one of the

(01:02:32):
kindest hosts I have ever encountered. And that was the
day that they sold cos Amigos for one billion dollars.
So it was like a party in there, and like
I'd be kind too. Oh yeah, And then she brought
out all these like margaritas and I was like I
have to drive like no, no, no, and really really
wonderful people. But hey, billion dollar divorce. I know. That
is always the fact that she was so kind and

(01:02:53):
she was like my first crush when I was like
a very small child. I've never forgotten that. Yeah, I've
never forgotten that you told me that story. She is
so kind. I'll have to post a photo from their
house that's now probably gonna I think they sold it
in June. It took a loss on that thing about
and goodness me. The other thing I'll point out is
that on US Weekly, they basically there's an AD on

(01:03:15):
the front, like they gave cover space to an ice
cream like to sell an ad, which makes me believe
that they really need the money. Yeah, if they're putting
like they're selling ad space on the cover, typically you
will not see an AD on a cover of a
magazine like maybe the back cover or on the inside. No, no, no,
it's uh. I'll just you know, one thing to look
out for. Maybe uh, as people realize that most of

(01:03:38):
the ship is lies, they'll buy it less. But I
doubt it because they're still cooking them up beauties and
their beasts. Uh, Why Hollywood A listeners stay with their
cheating man? Oh they have Beyonce, Chloe and jen I
forgot her last name? A lecturer. Oh, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Garner,

(01:03:59):
Jennifer Garner. And who's her beat? Who's her beast? I'm guessing.
I'm guessing it's been afflet but she didn't stay would
stay with him? Are they talking about? Yeah? Is Chloe
still with Tristan? I don't know. I don't think so. Also,
I just think about that lyric and that Kanye album
when he was like, oh, Tristan, he better be born
like Kobe. I'm like, excuse you? What Thompson cannot score?

(01:04:19):
He scored negative two points? Yeah, he said, unless you're
bawling like Kobe or Tristan. Yeah, like they go together
and yeah whatever. Oh there's another thing. Weren't someone saying
they're getting divorced? Yes? Because why because he cried at
the Louis Vuitton show because he bucked Virgil and started crying. Yeah,

(01:04:42):
I guess for some reason, him crying and hugging a
friend was the last straw. So those tears in your eyes,
she's like crying when I gave Birdie. Those jealousy tears, man,
they'll get you, uh Jacques, Yes, it's been a goddamn pleasures.

(01:05:04):
Where's this? And my five time champion? Now? Is that's
my fifth time on the show? Like it, I'm one
more away from Michael Jordan and I'm retiring. Uh yeah,
thanks for having me. You could do better than Jordans,
I can. I'm on my way to my Robert Horry
give me on here when I'm at seven? Does he
have the most? Now? Bill Russell Russell? They want Yeah,

(01:05:26):
Bill Russell's the Jamie Loftus. I'm never gonna catch Bill Russell,
but I can't shoot for Robert Ry. There you go Jackie's.
Where can people find you? Follow you on Twitter? And
what is a tweet you've been enjoying? Oh, a tweet
I've been enjoying, Like a tweet that this doesn't have
to be it doesn't have to be mysa a tweet
you like? I think our audience might like to hear

(01:05:48):
about Well. First, as always, you can find me in
the streets, but you can also find me at Jackie's,
Neil on Twitter, and of course at Colcha Kings. Make
sure you're listening as of this episode. Our last episode
was completely about Lebron James going to the Lakers. Uh,

(01:06:10):
Miles Gray was on it. You guys wouldn't happen to
have opinionated takes on Lebron James. Oh no, I was
almost disbelief ship did you? Tony Parker has agreed to
a two year deal with Charlotte? Did you just read
that cuttings of cutting? Yeah, so find me on that

(01:06:32):
and then uh, there's one I like this. I want
to get my man more followers. So Cody Ziggler uh
zat zig Zatti came. He used to be involved with
the culture Kings Pod. He is now resting in peace. Uh.

(01:06:52):
But he just wrote a tweet and it was like
toes are nasty and that was it. And Danny came
in there in the in the mental Danny was like,
my toes are cute. Yeah, And I told him, like, man,
start looking at them feet. It's all relative. It's a
relative Go follow my man's sake. My toes are cute

(01:07:13):
relative to other people's toes, relative to a hobbit's feet, right, exactly.
My toes are not cute relative to anything. Where can
people find you? Follow you? You would not say that
if you have seen my toes? Where can people find you?
Follow you? I got weird long toes. Oh I gotta
see them? Yeah they're yeah, we'll look after the show. Uh.

(01:07:36):
Now I'm so distracted. I'm so Uh. You can find
me on Twitter and Instagram at miles of Gray and
I was just laughing because of Scott Pruett tweet from
Mike Laughingwell, uh, he says, let's get that mom who
told Pruett to resign to do everybody else now, because
who knows. I still deeply hope that that woman somehow
got through it to him. That would be amazing to me.

(01:07:56):
But yeah, check that out. Um, I'm going to quote
one Brandon Wardell who said, how do I tell my parents?
On random side of my smile? And uh? I also
like this tweet that is agings by the moment. Uh.
Jaws is the most American Fourth of July movie because
it's the one in which an elected official, acting on

(01:08:19):
behalf of business interests, allows several of his constituents to
be literally eaten alive by a problem he was warned about. Wow.
That is courtesy of Jason Lee speaks to the number. Yeah. Uh,
And you can follow me at Jack Underscore, Oh Brian
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as well as the song that we ride out on
minds Loss I can be to day Okay, well, you know,
just to keep the Lacroix boy theme going. How did
they miss that and go with Soy boy, Lacroix boys
so much more of the minute. Oh you feel like

(01:09:02):
as a pejorative, as a pejorative Lacroix boy, you know
what because you know, at the end of I bet
even the alright band like Soy because it's not like
you know that there's no Yeah, you can't be drinking
the Lacroix because the mango flavor will make you a
brown Yeah, you know that was that was like more
rustling biology. I mean yeah, Beatles just more you know,

(01:09:25):
got all here anyway, so uh yeah, this is Big
Dipper Lacroix boy. I was just put onto this artist,
Big Dipper by one of my old co workers, Mike Malarkey,
who actually produced the track and produces a lot of
his music too. So shout out to you, Mike Malarkey.
I don't know if you listen or even know that
I funk with this, but yes, Big Dipper Lacroix by,
I got this one, you know, R and B vibe

(01:09:47):
to it. I love it. Alright, We're gonna ride out
on that. We will be back on Monday. Have a good,
safe weekend. Everyone. Talk to you guys. Then by lady,
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me bubble bubb fo. My mama used to drink room
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now I enjoy carbonated elick, sir. It gives me my
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