Qatar’s Trojan Jet? THERANOS 2.0?! 05.13.25

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
It just said the forty seven year old man from
Cape Coral, Florida, was hooked by the bison's horns and
lifted Sunday, but escaped with only minor injuries. I'm like,
that's not how you teach a lesson bison.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
No, No, there's so many ways that can hurt you too,
Like if they like just head butt you that hurts
like Son's horn, or if they stomp on you Son's horn.
Sons you never met Peter Son's horn. Oh, yes, from
iHeart Scandinavia.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yes, something that's like shared a lot on like Native
TikTok and Native Instagram are like specifically videos of non
native people pulling up on bison and then getting fucking gorn.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yep, amazing.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, like the last Joey really quick about it. It's
like it's like it's become kind of like a just
like a meme. And Indian Country is there specifically a
picture of a bison from I was like a couple
of years ago that literally as a pair of jeans
right through the like stuck through its horn and it's like, oh,
it like fucked somebody up, and it's like a bison

(01:09):
with a paraging straight through one of the torns through
the butt is like, it's like my mom has a
picture of that.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
I know, I wish that was ancil. You could graffet
it is.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
It's like it's for sure, like there's you can buy
stickers of it.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
It's like because I've as someone who's like been around
bison and also recently my partner recently.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Always I was always say the funk away from a bison.
I know they move slow, but you you don't want
fucking bison smoke. And anyway, there's a this is headline
Florida man gored by bison after coming too close to
the animal and Yellowstone National Park.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Perfect. I just send you a picture of that bison
with the jeans on torn.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
But it's also like a good bison is like big
as a bison is the size of a fucking suv,
Like bigger than TV, Like something that big.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Even if it doesn't want to hurt you, it could
fuck you up. Yeah, just a pair of wranglers around
that thing. Yeah, how's how's it going? Yeah, Joey, nice
to meet you.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Oh yeah, Joey, this is Blake Wexler. Jack is out today.
So Jack is in.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Jack's out for good. Oh no, did he die? Wait?
Did he fuck with a buffalo? What happened? He's like, yeah,
that's how it came up. You're missing a pair of jeans.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, really big, really big baggy jeans.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Only wear jeans like that.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
He's like, I'm trying something out new. Good morning Internet,
Good morning Internet, Good morning Internet. Oh hi Internet, and welcome.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
To the dailies. I guess I predictive barmy.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Doesn't you about to guess these icebarsy consciousness. It's Tuesday,
May thirteenth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
It's National Crewton Day. It's National Fruit Cocktail Day.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
The ship that's in the can okay and couldn't be
further from actual fruit if it tried. It's just it's
called fruit cocktail, and it's fruit shaped pieces that are
soaked in sugar juice so intense that you will see
streaks of light pond first bite.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Also National apple Pie Day.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Damn, that's a big one. That's a big get. That
is a big get. I'm like, what if this happened?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
I don't know why. For me.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I'm like, like something like as iconic as apple pine.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
Like shouldn't be like the fourth of julys.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
I know, I know, isn't that one of the major ones. Yeah,
that's that's one of the major fucking pies.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Anyway, you don't have some Hey, it's me Miles Gray,
Today's host.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, guess what.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
This one's about to go off the fucking rails because
you already heard that other voice.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
It's about speaking.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
But anyway, Miles Great aka Woke Marxist Pope. I can't
wait for sermons from the wope Marxist Pope, also from Chicago.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
He's the woke Marxist Pope.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
God's almighty chosen is.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
The wop Marxist Pope. Well, oh my God, shout out
Pink Pony Club.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Shout out Warren the were mayor wear mayor for that aka.
I've been listening to a lot of actually Pink Pony
Club remixes. I heard one that was mashed up with
Robin and it was really good.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
I'll have to I have to play that for people later.
So kind of got pretty hard. Anyway, who's that.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
That's the Lord of Chaos himself. You know him as
Daddy long Legs, or at least you know his specialist
Daddy long Legs.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
You know him as being on a recumbent.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Bike, ragging about his cycling exploits, bragging about his Super
u ragging about living in New Jersey. This guy sucks,
this guy's this guy has everything I want and more. Okay,
he's got it all. He's his team won the fucking
Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
You can't ask, You can't ask for deeper joys in that,
unlike my football team soccer, who has it won fuck
all for a while, and I'm really starting to get
to me.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Whatever, welcome today's guest host. Whatever fucking Blake wex or whatever.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Hi, Blake may don't look a gift plane in its cockpit. Baby,
this is Blake Wexler, AKA, I'm a plumper. He's probably
gonna plump again. Jack forgive me, Jack, forgive me. Cap
raises you don't understand. Sometimes on this recumbent bike, Miles,
don't kill my thighs. Miles, don't kill my thighs. You

(05:22):
can feel my boys jiggling from three time zones away
shorts or so type of today, I'm yelling, Miles, don't
kill my thighs. Bob, don't kill my thoughts. Thank you
so much. I believe that was real. It's real, Chris,
someone on the on the discord, Yeah, that was real.
That was real, Chris Damn. Shout out how about that?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
And shout out to you really really honoring the source
material that Kendrick Lamar track.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
I really appreciate you doing that. It's the least we
could do. And last time, I think I did Asshole
by Dennis Leary, which was Yeah, that was great. I
was head scratcher for sure. I was like, is he?
I loved it. I just got in my head in
front of prop it was. It was truly a nightmare

(06:08):
for me. It would be a more most.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
He couldn't be more of a generous person beholding someone
doing their artistic performance. He's an artist.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
It's art. It's art. That's all we have. Speaking of
all that.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Speaking of art, speaking of people who win awards for
their art. Yeah, unlike us, we're merely we make up
awards that our moms gave us.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
But we still I.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Hold on Mommy's Best Best Little Boy Award nineteen ninety
four with high regard. It was on my tenth birthday.
But our guest, I want a mic. Last year you
did yeah the mic way I'm just gonna inject.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
What's a mic? Yeah? What is a micy? So it's
any uh medium where you use a microphone to amplify
your voice. So I won in the in the short
form stand up comedy three minut it category had a good, good,
good story. I want a Mikey for it. First off, congrats?
Second off, thank you?

Speaker 3 (07:06):
How many awards there are? Like if if you do anything,
you can get a trophy for that thing.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Hell yeah, I'm about to get a Golden Globe for
a podcast this next year. Hell yeah, wait, you just wait,
you might as well by doing that, I will beg
my mother.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Okay, how I got all my words? I remember when
Webbys were a joke where it's like you got a Webby,
and now it's a thing people dress up for. I go,
oh yeah, no, Like I I won a Webby last year.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
I was like, I think I see a Webby right there.
I'm right there, you got a Webby right Like It's
like you're in the same room with like Like I
was in the same room with like Governor Christy Nome.
Uh no, not Christie Nome, Governor Qutchen Whitmer you mean
stone Bund.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, no, I was like a good governor.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, Gretchen Winner, Like it's like it's you're basically at
a party where you're in the same room as like,
I don't know Julia lie Strefus. Gretchen Whitmer also the
guy that runs the ARP Twitter Twitter account, right, sort
of like everybody Wendy's Twitter account.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Really, it's it's very it's very fun. You should go
well and to you. That voice is from one of
our favorite guests. He's a comedian, he's a writer, he's
a director. He's Emmy nominated, okay, yeah, as up two
weeks ago, Peabody nominated.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, Awards nominated.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
That's that's fucking impressive. Congratulations we didn't win, just nominated, Joey,
Fuck you okay, because I'll never get a Peabody Award nomination.
And that's fucking sick. Brou Yeah, you're not hang your
hang your hat on that man. That's fucking amazing. Uh.
And I didn't mean to get as by fuck you, bro, No,

(08:44):
I deserve it. You were right to do that.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
The thing that he won a web before Gone Native
created directed wrote all of that. He's also a fantastic
Garfield fan. I mean, we've we were lucky enough to
this man to the garfield? Was that Motel six? Actually, yeah,
you know, he's done it all. He's a cat man.
He's a cat daddy after all of our hearts. Please
welcome to the microphone.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Joey Cliff. Yeah that's right. I'm Joey Cliff aka Psych Gang.
You got what I need?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
They say, I'm Joey Cliff and my name is Joey Cliff.
Oh Zie, thank you got what I need?

Speaker 2 (09:25):
This course is long. I'm just gonna keep going.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
They say, I'm Joey Cliff and my name is Joey Cliff.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh zychang, you keep got what I need? Yeah, yeah,
you get.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
And that was thank you very much to me. Five
minutes before recording this, when I was like, oh shit,
like hosts have to do songs on this, I gotta panic,
like if there's always there's always a bed where Like
I basically just google like three minutes for recording, just
like what is a song?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'm just like and then I go through a listen.
I'm just like I compared you that within two seconds. Yeah,
rest in peace, Bizmarquis. We honor him every day through
this every single day, every single day.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Also, today is a National Nurses Day, so shout out
to nurses. It's nurses week, right, yeah, yes, yes, and every.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Day is nurse the day to me, thank you?

Speaker 1 (10:13):
No, yeah, yeah yeah, I think I'm just I'm brave
enough to say, you know, yep, some one had to be.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
I get it. Oh you know why because Monday technically
recording this Monday, that's why. And I was Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Sorry, sorry, so I'm not going to.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Play well in an audio meeting. But I'm wearing a
shirt right now that says fuck Garfield's on Old English
or mondays on in Old English. And that's a picture
of Garfield.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Rights. That's fantastic. Oh that's a great. Yeah, people know
what day it is.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, we need like oinions about that day.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
We need Luigi Mangioni Garfield mash up tea you know
what I mean.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
That would fucking do numbers where Garfield just shoots a
calendar with the word Monday on it, or it looks
like that.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
See TV footage of the hit and it's just like
but as Garfield said, like.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Anyway, here we are the daily Geist, Joey, we are
gonna get to know you even better.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Let's just give.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
People a little a light preview of what's to come. Yes,
Trump is considering quote unquote considering accepting a four hundred
million dollar jet from Qatar, no strings attached, just put
maybe a massive metal chain around his neck.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
We'll see, we'll see how that works. Also, oh man,
brain worms is at it again.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
RFK.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
We we hit a thousand measles cases in the US
and meanwhile this guy is swimming in poop water.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
We'll talk about that.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
And Elizabeth Holmes is back in the form of her
husband or I guess partner, who is now hawking a
new blood testing startup, which very very very interesting. He swears,
he's like, this is not there as it's not thereonos
it's another thing. There's another thing, but it's also a
blood test and it sounds like a miracle business.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
But it's not that. It's not that. So well, there
is someone for everyone, you know, like you can just
find love.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Exactly exactly you just look. You gotta be honest, you
know what I mean, Stop pretending to be someone else.
If you're a blood grifter, with that, and you'll meet
other blood grifters.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
That's a category. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Look, I was fucking with improv. I met my wife
outside of UCB, you know what I mean? M hm,
And that's just that's just how it is, baby. Okay,
is she an improviser? No, but hey it worked out,
worked out.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
You want to know where you meet, where you meet
a fellow blood drifter Mosquito convention.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah, there's a lot of buzz around it. Okay, Miles
now now throwing out, oh.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Man, I remember when the DJ was playing, oh, skeet, skeet.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Well we're losing it. Okay.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Anyway, the Daily guys, thank you so much for listening.
People find you man, that was great, Thanks for having you.
And then maybe it was just talking about Tom Cruise,
who's so check in on this man. The Mission Impossible
movies are ending, and he is climbing every building in
fucking sight as like a way to maybe celebrate or
prematurely cut off. He's like, I don't know, but Joey,

(13:13):
let's kick off with our main question was something from
your search history that's revealing about who you are?

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Okay, So there are two things. One is is this
city that I'm going to visit a sundown town. Oh boy, Yeah, basically, like,
so Sundowntown is a town with no people of color
who live there. My girlfriend recently discovered this Trader Joe's
treat that she really likes, and the location of where
it's made is like kind of in the general region

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of where I grew up, and I like recently googled
just like, oh, maybe we could visit there, you know,
that might be like a fun thing to do, is
to visit the factory or whatever. And then I googled
is this place a Sundowntown and the answer came up yes,
So I'm like.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
D're not gonna visit that place.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
It's while there were Sometimes they'll be like nuance because
I've done this too, where you're.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Like, this sounds like some Sundowntown shit.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
And you got to go into a Wikipedia article one
where it's just immediate like yep, yep, yep, yeah, the
sun going around.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
You do not want to be brown?

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, that's just that's an easy run, easy run. Oh man,
what's the candy? I mean, not to be candy, but.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
I don't want to look. I don't want to like,
I'm like, I'm not going to give them free press.
But it is very tasty and.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Maybe we'll visit during the day, I don't know, at.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Sunrise, yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
And the other thing my search history is how to
watch e c W on TNN. E c W a
fantastic pro wrestling organization from the nineties, and uh, it's
just a really great, like it's a very niche product,
and I've been trying to figure out how to watch it,
and the answer is the w C network.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
So it's gone now, right, Like it's not because who
were Dudley Boys e c W. Yeah, the Dudley like
like three D was they're finishing, they're really drop in
the table situation.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah was e c W two
yeah r E D basically actually, yeah, y'all might appreciate this.
So yesterday, like ec legend Saboo just passed away and
after a retirement match, right oh yeah yeah, he retired
like two weeks ago in a mechigan'st Joey Danella And
like there's this promo like introducing him on the first

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ECW on TNN episode where it's literally just a.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Zoom in panover of the insane like barbed wire match scars.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
He has on his body while the commentator is just
listing off his injuries and it's like only pro wrestler,
you know, that's just like cool as hell.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
What was like the main e CW magazine? Did they
just have their own magazine? I think it was just
ECW Magazine. I remember I would beg my fucking mother
to buy me that shit, because like at the time,
I was really into like all the like every wrestling
outfit basically, and like ECW was that holy shit, holy shit,
you know, fucking not bloody nonsense. And I remember there

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was like a cover with like RVD or one of
those guys just bloodied to shit in my mouth. But
she's like, what the fuck is this? She's like, I
thought that was I thought that was The Rock. I'm like, nah, bro,
the Rock a fucking getting grindy like this. He had
a face and he's worried about these Yeah, The Rock's
not cutting himself that hard. The Rock's not doing like

(16:10):
a cheese Greater deathmatch or something.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh my god. Crazy.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
That was truly like that and jackass. All of it
was like peeking. At the same time, We're just like,
let's break ourselves on camera. Yeah, Joey, what's something you
think is under rated. I'm gonna say, uh, Little Caesar's Pizza.
I think that Little Little Caesar's Pizza. I think that,
like people give it a bad rap because it's really

(16:36):
it's like, you know, they're they're they're five dollars, six dollars,
like large pizza is just this thing that's.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Like they're hot fucking ready. Yeah, they're hot and ready.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yeah yeah, but like you actually have a hot ready
and it hits like nine times out of ten.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
It's like and like you know, you could buy one,
you could, you know, you bring that to a party.
You can feed a bunch of people. It's just like
Little Caesar's, great company, great pizza.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
I think they're very underrated pizza. Yeah out, yeah, wow,
we should get They are a sponsor, by the way,
so thank you so much to Little Caesars for sponsoring
the dailies. I guess go ahead, mind they are damn yeah,
isn't the owner?

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, I fuck with them because didn't the owner like
put Rosa Parks up for the rest of her life and.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Her oh yeah yeah yeah, And he did it like quietly,
like basically like Rosa Parks he paid her rent for
like I don't know a couple of decades of her
life because she was just like coming on hard times
and he didn't broadcast it, like it only came out
I think after like after he passed away, like a
couple of years ago. It came out of like, oh,
here's how like good of a dude this guy is.
That's like Detroit, right, Yeah. Yeah, it's hard to like

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hate on a brand, like when the owner has that. Meanwhile,
Papa John's like this fucking crazy coke addict, and You're.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Like, what the fuck, dude, No, yeah, just or it's
just it's so like it's so cool to see like
Little Caesar's like the Hot and Ready is still six bucks,
whereas like a subway five dollars foot long is seventy dollars.
Yea right, yeah, it's like get that price pretty normally.
And I think also, I feel like, and I'm not
shading Little Caesars because I fuck with Little Caesars too.

(18:02):
I think it hits because you get to a point
where Little Caesars is the thing you're getting. It's not
my first choice all the time, but it's late and
I'm like, yo, there's a Little Caesars nearby. Maybe I've
had a few drinks or something. I'm like, you get
the fucking Little Caesars. Yeah, y'all fucking smash half that thing.
For me, it's all about by local, that crazy bread
because oh when I used to live by, they would

(18:25):
hook it up.

Speaker 6 (18:25):
I say, like, let me get a little extra seasoning
in the bag that shit, Oh my god, take away
And they have like one of my favorite pizzas lately
is like they have this thing that's like.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
It's like a pretzel crust where the sauce is like
a melted cheese sauce. So it's like it's truly like
it's like seven dollars, and it's like they only released
it like one year. It's basically like there McRib, you know.
But it's like whenever you get it, whenever you get it,
it's like holy shit, Like I gotta fucking get a bunch.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Of friends together and eat this. I have six pm
dinner reservations at a Little Caesars tonight. But I also
think that it's because it is six bucks, you don't
feel bashful about like dumping ranch on it or like, oh,
say that cheese sauce doesn't all get on the crust,
you know, like you can just do whatever you want,
especially in that frame of mind you're probably in while

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eating it. And to your point, it feeds a lot
of people. No one's gonna be like, what what is
this doing here? Everyone's psyched for it.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
When I was, when I was working on campaigns and
like lobbying and shit, we used to like ingratiate ourselves
with like local youth groups by bringing a fuck ton
of little caesars to like a meeting and like that's
how we would begin to like do recon on a
district to be like like where.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Do you guys hang out? Like do you have any kids?

Speaker 1 (19:41):
And do you have any siblings in the college or whatever,
and then start putting on.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
A knock on the door, who's that with a bunch
of pizza. It's like awful.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
I guess when I used to carry on like five
different business cards and risk misrepresent which five oh one
c three nonprofit I was working with, depending on the group,
and just all all to get people elected.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
That's a that's another you talked about that part of
your life at length on this show at any point,
or like, I don't think I've ever talked I don't
think I've ever heard you talking about that.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, I've probably had an anecdote here or there. It's
it was a pretty intense period of my life because
it was something I thought I really deeply wanted to do,
and I struggled so hard because I'm like, wait, we're
not actually gonna help people, We're just gonna make like
rich people richer.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
I'm like, don't more into it. So when you did that, No,
I'm kidding yea. And how much were you drinking? Oh?

Speaker 1 (20:35):
I would split a fifth of Jack Daniels every night
with my roommate and then we would make beats on
the guitar and sick then go right back out there
to lying to working people to vote for the Democrats.
It was all very it was all very, very, very
fun time. I'm sure it'll be something I get into
later on. Joey, what's some of you think is overrated?

Speaker 2 (20:54):
So?

Speaker 3 (20:55):
I guess this semi related. I think America just like
as a concept, and I think America as the country's
all overrated.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
You know. It's like I think that you can.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Look at what's happening in the news right now and think, oh,
maybe this is too much.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, yeah, I mean we're currently just letting us thousands
and thousands of people die in Gaza. We're sweeping people
up off the street. Like it's like, I my god,
I was just talking about it this yesterday. That clip
of the woman being apprehended by ice in Massachusetts was
like the screaming of the daughter trying to get her

(21:29):
back is something so specific. And anybody who has any
relationship with another person, parental or not, you just know
what that feeling is of, like I will not I
can't let this person just be taken away right now
for whatever reason this is.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
It's yeah, yeah, yeah, So if that is your empathy,
you know what I mean, right, it's the most human
thing in the entire world. And I'm not even saying
like like it's just human. If you are human being,
you should be able to feel like you Everyone has
parent yeah, you know, everyone has something they love hopefully
and they have that ripped away from Yeah. It's the worst.
You can't unhear or unsee that.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, it's like it's kind of like this country got
off on the wrong foot a few hundred years ago.
Kind of that's the hard bit about it. Yeah, it's
been now, Like you look at every day I feel
like we're reading a new poll about like, yeah, the
America is standing in the on planet Earth is plummeting
with everyone on Earth, and you're like, yeah, now everyone,

(22:30):
now everyone's kind of seeing how really bad it is,
I guess. But what else about it is overrated? You
think just that stuff just like the.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yeah, I would say that, like I don't know, just
as a whole, just holistically at this point.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah, NHL, yeah, yeah, Flyers actually, yeah, the NBA, all
the things, every organization in this I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
It's just French toast.

Speaker 7 (22:57):
Yeah, man dogs fuck hot dogs, hot dogs, Yeah, except
for it look nale dog except for hot dogs, like
if it's wrapped in bacon and being sold outside of
a venue.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
I want me okay, wait, I take it back. America rocks.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
She was able to live past all the other ways
that people die at the hands of this.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Wait a second. You know it was founded in America.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Little Caesars, thank you, and to that, I say, pizza, pizza,
and to that, which means we'll take a quick break
and we'll be right back, and we're back. Let me

(23:41):
just question if someone offered you a four hundred million
dollar jet for actually, let me make this more realistic
for something that happened to us. If someone offered you
a free Disney Plus subscription for a year, would you
think there were strings attacks?

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Do I know this person? Am I? Like?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Is it like a roommate or a friend or is
this just somebody off the street. No, I mean it's
someone you know about and they're kind of you. They're
they don't have the best best reputation out. Is this
like a foreign government offering this to me? Sure, let's
go with that. Yeah, let's sake, Katar is offering free membership.

(24:18):
I would at least ask follow up questions. Yeah, what
kind of guy is Qatar? Like?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
If we know about this guy? Like a nice guy?
He said something like his uncle works at Disney. That's
why he got all these freetions. So I'm not asking
any questions anyway.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
All let's say so, over the weekend, we find out
that Trump potentially will be accepting a new Boeing jet
from the Qatari royal family to replace Air Force one.
It has been described as a quote flying palace fit
for a like a head of state and only costs
like four hundred million dollars. It's not bad, Yeah, that's

(24:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
I mean, don't you need to spend at least like
five hundred million for like one of these? Yeah, it's cheap.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
So something that I think this is like so funny
about Trump as a person is that he will accept
anything if you frame it in a way where it
sounds fancy. You could give him like an outhouse and
say like, I don't know, it's like it's the rolelex.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Of outhouses and be like, I mean, you know.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
So it's like if so being a flying palace. That
feels like that's them framing it as a way to
get him to say yes to no.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Like apparently he's like he took a tour all these
other people like this fucking thing is obscene, Like it's
just kitted out to the fucking maximum. I know he
would be like this is an Andy Gump. They say
the rules voice of shit boxes, and I've got one,
I've got two. Actually that's what I'm like.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
It has the nicest spyware embedded in it, yea microphones.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
And the thing I'm like, isn't this an ethical creates
a conflict of interest and or a security risk? Not?
I wasn't reverencing and or the Disney Plus. That wasn't
a call back to the Disney Plus thing.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
The answers are yes, yes and yes, oh no, No,
don't don't worry, Miles, don't worry. I've looked into this.
It's actually not against the law because they're not giving
it to him. They're giving it to his presidential library,
all right, right, yeah, yeah, Yeah, it's giving to his
presidential library and he's going to use it while he's president,
and then afterwards he's also going to use it until
he dies, and then it's going to live in his

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presidential library.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
So completely above board, don't wr.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, yeah, because he's gonna have a library because he
can in the library without books in it. And they've
saved all the library. Yeah, and I mean they've saved
all relevant documents, which which would even necessitate having a
presidential library.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
They're getting around this by saying it's a gift technically
to the Department of Defense, right, and it's not for
Trump obviously we're helping out there. It's that they a
lot of you are saying like they were negotiating, and
Quitar was like, you know what, dude, just you guys just.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Have it, man, fuck it, it's yours, zoo, keep it.
What about nothing?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Nothing Pam Bondi, who is the Attorney General and former
registered Katari lobbyist, Okay, she wrote a memo basically be like, yeah,
it's all good. It's all good. I don't see anything.
I think we can get. I think we can get.
The legally is all worked out on. This should be
a totally fine. Seems like a very transparent deal. I
just want to fucking just illuminate Pam Bondi's relationship with

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the government of Qatar. She worked as a foreign lobbies
for the nation, earning one hundred and fifteen thousand dollars
a month in the role, which she held in twenty
twenty and into the run up of the World Cup
in twenty twenty two. In this role, she lobbied Congress
on behalf of Katar interests. So pretty I think that's
that's seamless, I think, and I'm really happy for him

(27:34):
that he will get this jet.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
But once again he isn't getting the jet. The Department
of Defense, thank you.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. You know.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
America is not fucked yea, America is not cooked yet.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Okay, DoD is accepting it. On his behalf.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
What are you gonna say now, we're going to further
besmirch this country's good name.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Oh, just the Qatar when it was leading up to
the World Cup, when the migrant workers were dying by
the hundreds, right in poor working conditions in Qatar, when
they were stadium, when she was being paid all that money, Yeah,
to prop them up.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
To turn a blind eye, yeah, not to mention their
you know, hostility towards anyone who is not straight.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yeah, yeah, right, yeah, that too.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
There's a lot a lot of stuff, a lot of
stuff there, a lot of stuff there. But so anyway,
right now, with the current Air Force ones, there's two
that are in service and they've been in service since
nineteen ninety and they're constantly being rotated out for maintenance
and apparently they ordered a new one, but it's being
delayed till twenty twenty seven. And you know that's when

(28:34):
the guitars are like.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
What's that? Are you got?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
You guys need a plane to carry the most personal,
the power, most powerful person on earth around?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Do we got them for you? For like free? Ninety nine? Dude,
just take it. You're gonna love it. I heard this
Air Force one actually has arch support. Stupid.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Yeah, I was about to say this air Force one.
So if air Force one, the current one has been
in service since nineteen ninety, what do we think the
chances of the Cherry Pop and Daddy's being on that
plane is.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, oh yeah, they'll be there.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
They'll be there with smash Mouth ever hanging on that jet.
Maybe Yeah, yep, Zootsuit Riot. They loved him for that
song because like we love the we love the actual
historical event that song.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Don't Wikipedia unless unless you want to know about brutalizing
Mexican Americans. Anyway, that's a whole.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
America overrated, America overrated.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
And then we have big, big, fucking Wait, was that
big bad voodoo daddy who did Zootsuit righte or cherry
Everyone was a fucking daddy Pope?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
There was a squirrel something like that.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah, So I was just thinking, like, if a foreign
government is giving you a vehicle to carry the head
of state who clearly has shady dealings, like as it's
tied to, you know, other terrorist organizations in the region,
I'm like, at a minimum, like even with my first
grade narrative brain on them, like aren't they like worried
like that that whole plane is that sh It's going

(29:59):
to be like Mike up, like more than like an
NBA Finals game, and like what how are I mean?
I get that then the US will do what they
need to do to put in all this like security
shit in there. But I'm like, is isn't that a
Is that not a concern? And they're like, we'll find
it if there's anything, and even if we find something,
will act like this was all good and well.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
They have the things where it goes ppppppppppp. You know, Yeah,
there's there's a microphone in it, so it's just an
extra work. But yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
It turns out not everyone is pleased with this revelation
on the right, specifically Laura Lumer, the fucking weird Trump
whisperer who's emerged over the last year who's just a
violent islamophobe. She tweeted, quote, I love President Trump. I
would take a bullet for him, but I have to
call a spade a spade. We cannot accept a four
hundred million dollars gift from gee hottists in suits. Then

(30:50):
goes on to do a bunch of like gee hottest
stuff talk. Yeah, I guess, like, which of that sentence,
which of those things do you think she's most offended by?

Speaker 2 (30:57):
That's the right, right, exactly. The money thing are the
people of come full.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Thing is that she hates Muslim people, So it's not
a total shock that she's more upset at him transacting
with the Qataris than the naked corruption of it all.
But even other people are like, yeah, I mean like
she's right for the wrong reasons, but either way, it's
it's all wrong. You don't this is this, This reeks
of a bribe with wings on it. But again, the

(31:23):
deal is still being considered, so right now, I think
the White House is still figuring out how to message
this bribe once it becomes official. Trump tried to explain
like why he got it, like some angry dad talking
about like how it was like a couple of big
screen TVs that fell off the truck or something. This
is him explaining, Yeah, it's it's fucking fine.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Here he is talking getting mad at ABC fake News
for even asking this was there was any fake Yeah,
if there's any dimension of improm.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
The rudest news that's ever news exactly.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
You've that luxury jet has a personal it to you?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Why not leave it by NBC News?

Speaker 6 (32:02):
Right?

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Why not ABC?

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Well, a few of you would, let me tell you, you.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Should be embarrassed asking that question. They're giving us a
free jet.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
I could say, no, no, no, don't give us. I
want to pay you a billion or four hundred million
or whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Or I could say thank you very much. You know,
there's an old golfer named Sam Sneath. Did you okay?
You know? So that went on for fifty more minutes,
the references. He goes out. He's like, they used to
this old golfer. He said, you know, he won many,
many and many tournaments. And they say, when they give
you a putt, you say thank you very much. You
take the putt. Okay, lot of stupid people, they want

(32:42):
to pay for it. You don't do that.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Like his whole thing is like, if they want to
give you a free jet, you take the jet. What
do you mean, there's nothing, no, no further questions, my honor.
It's a free jet. Let's go, kid. So I hop
on your friend.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
I found I just found this out like a couple
months ago, apparently in the early two thousands, Trump tried
to start a casino with my tribe. Like he literally
met with my tribe in southern Washington State to start
like a Trump Cowletz casino. And there's like there's like
an article in this newspaper, coup Clumbian about it. You
can pull it up, but there's literally a picture of
what the Trump Cowlets casino would have looked like. And

(33:19):
apparently he like showed up and actually like physically like
went to southern Washington met with my tribe and we're
a small tribe. There's only like five thousand people, and
he made all the elders of my tribe drink out
of Trump branded water bottles and then wanted a lot
of money to essentially just give us his name for
the casino. And he wanted to do no other work
other than that. But it's like, if you pull up

(33:40):
the picture of the Trump Calets casino, what it would
have looked like, just search like Trump cawts it like
it looks it looks like Back to the Future. To
Biff like casino, it.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Looks like Rainbow Road. Yes, fucked up, capitalist acid trip.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
These colors don't exist, by the ways, truly.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
I'm sorry, Blake these colors don't run.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
No, they don't do not. Here's here's a goofy question. Maybe,
but what does And this might be a dumb question,
but Trump doesn't he fly on his Trump plane? Like
does he fly? Is that air Force one? No?

Speaker 4 (34:18):
One?

Speaker 2 (34:18):
No? No, no, no, Yeah? He flies on yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Trump the color scheme in Air Force one his last
time in office, because he was like it's not gudy enough,
but crazy.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Yeah, I think that he flies that. He flies on
that like Trump jet. I think when he was like
in the can from twenty twenty to twenty twenty four,
he flew on that. But now presumably since like he's
being gifted this jet after he leaves off the Department
of Defense. Ye gifted, thank you, thank.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
He's going to borrow it'll jet yeah yeah. But then
it's like he's like he was said another thing. He's like,
why would people be mad? This is a gift to
the American people, And it's like, what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (34:56):
We get that? Yeah? Oh good, Yeah, he's sign up?
Is there a sign up sheet? It's the waitless it's
longest shit, but we will get on it. I'm flying
and add a new work on it. Oh boy.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yeah, You're like, good luck, bro, Yeah, if you really
want to go check it out, you're flying out of
New York Liberty. Yeah, so we will see. I mean,
this is ongoing, but it's everything. Like even Caroline Levitt,
like when even asked on Fox or like, is there
any worry that like they're gonna want something in return?
She's like, uh no, everyone knows Trump does everything for
the American people and not for himself. You're like, his

(35:29):
sons are there getting so much money from all these
golf states. Right now, Trump's about to go to the
Gulf States and basically do money begging to all of
these people in a second. So sure, we'll see it's
all for the American people. Very quickly, though, I just
want to touch on uh doctor brainworms, actually not a doctor.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
We'll just call him RFK Junior.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
The measles outbreak in this country has hit another grim milestone,
over one thousand cases now, mostly in Texas. This hasn't
happened in thirty years since we've had anything like this,
because presumably we were all most of us are on
the same page that scientists and doctors know what they're
talking about as it relates to you know, preventing illnesses anyway. Meanwhile,

(36:13):
RFK Junior continues to obviously just push like fake cures
and only pretend that vaccines are the actual best way
to prevent your child from getting measles, again, only pretending
he'll say it and then immediately turn around and tell
you to take like so many vitamins. That's how, that's
how you'll prevent everything. So over the weekend, all we
got from The Death is Our was a quote where

(36:34):
he like, while all this is happening, you're like, maybe
he'll say something. He was on like a panel on
Fox News, and he basically was like, anti vaxxers are
treated like fucking lepers, and it's really unfair, And he
bemoaned the lack of compassion from health professionals for people
who are anti vacs to be like, why are us,
the people who are not protecting ourselves from preventable illness,

(36:56):
being treated like people who may be carrying a preventable illness.
I don't understand. It's not fair. We're just merely asking
questions that I got people.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Sick, blackout, drunk, went on a plane and was vomiting everywhere,
and people were frowning at me. They were like they
were saying, like, you know, it was I was treated
like shit, it was crazy. No one would sit next
to me. I don't like unerstand what it is. Twenty
first century leopard. That's exactly what I am. That's axact way.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Yeah, I've never heard of a bigger story of oppression, Blake.
I am so sorry.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
I'm sorry I had to bring it up. Can we
edit it outcause I feel like, I'm.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
So sorry that you guys are allowed to continue to
spread preventable illnesses.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
My god, my god, I really hate that we live
in a time right now where I have to be
hyper aware of what I've been vaccinated against. Yeah, we're
just sort of like like I was. I was in
New Zealand recently, and I was like, and when you
travel you have to like figure out your vaccine record.
I'm just like, oh, do I have to get like
vaccinated again for measles?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Like I don't know polio? Am I vaccinating for that?
We're doing? Yeah, it's like what is what's coming back?
What's coming back that I have to like make sure
I'm covered? You want to re up? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:01):
What do I have to re up for? That's like, yeah,
the next doctor's visit. I'm like, hey, man, you need
to re up while you're here. Yeah, I guess, so, yeah,
we're gonna give you Unfortunately, we thought you we only
had to give you these shots when you're a child,
but yeah, you will need to be coming in every
six years now for these. And then so he also
celebrated I'm assuming he celebrated this Measles milestone by going

(38:22):
for a swim in DC's Rock Creek, which, if you
have ever been to you know that is not.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
A place to swim.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
It's actually technically illegal to swim in it because it
is so chalk full of bacteria. According to the National
Park Service, swimming and waiting are not allowed due to
high bacteria levels. Swimming has been illegal in most of
DC's water rays since the nineteen seventies, largely because of
contamination from the aging sewer system, though there have been

(38:51):
recent efforts to roll back the five decade prohibition, and
it's rarely reinforced. It's rarely enforced, so people like brain
worms can go take a dip with their grandkids. But yeah,
they're just saying like even they're like, don't even let
your pets in the water.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Hey, just correcting you. It's not illegal because he didn't
swim in the water. The Department of Defense swam in
the water.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yes, exactly, exactly, healthy Human Services. Yeah, I'm not a guy,
I'm a department.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Yes, idiot. Yeah, I'm it's just wild.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
I'm like, he must miss that brain worm so damn
bad that he will do anything to be reunited, including
forcing his grandchildren to swim in a body of water
fucking known for having way too much poop and E
coli in it.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
That's the way. That's a love language, I guess.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
But I also feel like it's probably like another like
a statement obviously, because that's what all these people do
when they're like, oh, guess what all the things they
said were unsafe? Those were lies? What else were lies?
Then I'm swimming in poop creek? I mean, like I
think he's doing the things like look at what all
the mean scientists say that being in water contaminated with
sewage is bad, but look at me? But yeah, I

(39:58):
don't know if that's a thing. Every day people are
like dialed into just like yearning, like being like yeah,
thanks RFK, when can I go swim in that local body?
Of water that for generations everyone in town knows is
disgusting because it's a shit cocktail.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Yes when when? So.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Something that Trump is doing a lot right now is
he's renaming a lot of things, like, you know, the
Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. He's renaming
Mount Denali and Alaska back to Mount mckimley. Yeah, and
I really it's very annoying. But I really wish that
he would rename things in fun ways, like renaming that
poop Creek.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
That'd be very fun. Poop Creek's great, Poop Creek's great.
I think it would bring. It has to either be
like total revision of history kind of shit like for him,
or so America centric, like idiocracy America centric, like it'll
be like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that thing where we'll
acknowledge what the thing is actually called, dude to like
the indigenous.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
People that live there.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
No, no, no, the one of the worst presidents ever
that fucked the economy up with tariffs, William McKinley.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
My fucking yeah, that's that's Burger Mountain. Actually, you know
exactly Burger Creek.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yeah, yeah, I guess that they want stupider names yeah. Yeah,
he's like Milwaukee, what about milk shakey like that. That's
that's all good. We're taking back every name. It's it
was named after a Confederate double down on it, double
down on it.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Yeah. Yeah. He just renames Oregon to like the quarter
pounder state or something.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Yeah, he's like Oregon. He's like, look, who was down
with slavery back in the day. Maybe I say that
about the names of most states.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Yeah, that's true. That's true, man, isn't it? Great?

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Boy named Sioux City, Iowa City?

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Once again America a little over.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Rat, a little bit, a little bit. Little Caesar's perfectly rangel,
little Caesar. And that means we're gonna take a quick break.
It will be right back, and we're back. Elizabeth Holmes

(42:08):
partner has a new blood testing startup.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
And then you have like a cool grown up name
his first name, Like he has like a name that
a grown up would have. His name Billy. Oh okay,
is that good? Is that grown up name? No?

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Billy, Billy Evans. That's the heir to the Evans Hotel Group,
which I'm not sure what you are you. I don't
know what the Evans Hotel Group.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
As a Joey. I'll defend him being able to be
called billy. I'm not sure Joey in a different category.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Oh okay, but like I also like yeah, yeah, but
I also don't run a blood testing company, so like
point yeah, yeah, Like I write jokes for kids for
a living, so like, so being Joey's fine for me.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Oh they own like a ton Okay, So this family
owns apparently a ton of hotels, like in the San
Diego area. Okay, so this makes so this this guy
with the new Blood grifter dropped and he's heir to
the San Diego hotel empire. But he's Elizabeth Holmes's partner
and father for two kids, and he's got his own company.

(43:14):
Let's not forget Elizabeth Holmes is currently in prison, I think,
doing like an eleven year bid for defrauding investors, the
highest crime in the United States, the highest crime you
will go to jail with you defraud wealthy people.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
It's a wife sentence. Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Now if you screw poor people over and give them
cancer with your bad business practices, you will get a promotion.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
M hm.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
That's just kind of that's that's America. While you were
saying that I was saluting. Yeah, you were not that one.
Not that one, Joey, That's not the Saluto.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Sorry, I didn't know this. America is changing every fucking day.
So yeah, so again, sure whole business was making false
claims about what her brand or her company, Therahnose, is
capable of. Billy Evans now is pitching a startup that
sounds a lot like fair Noose, but this one's called Hemenphis,

(44:11):
so it shouldn't have a th with an us ending
that's you're really getting close. You're flying really.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Close to the pharaohose sun for sure.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
So apparently this is their their whole testing company can
quote make diagnoses from users blood, urine, and saliva, and
it can currently supposedly quote detect illnesses, cancer or infections
in pets, with the goal being to give human users
a wearable device to then know what's going on with

(44:44):
their health. It's got you know, three similar vibes here.
It's like we'll test your blood and we can screen
for some kind of illness.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
That was obviously that that's that was the opening pitch
for Therahnose back in two thousand and three. But going on,
so a lot of investors. They're also kind of like, yeah,
I think we're good on this one. A lot of
people have passed on this genius idea, but apparently Billy
Evans has said he's been able to raise almost twenty
million dollars from friends and other investors, which sounds like

(45:16):
code for my family. Yeah, friends, and like when you're
even saying friends, that means oh no, no, like actual
like venture capital fund or anything like that is like,
fuck no, bro, we're not getting close to anyone. Even
you're literally Elizabeth Holmes's partner. What do you guys talk
about when she calls you on the jail phone? Ideas

(45:38):
for hey, hemanthis So then there was like this picture
on that the like that was like on shared I
think for this New York Times article which says Elizabeth
holmes partner has a new startup it's a blood testing company,
with him and Elizabeth Holmes standing next to our sitting
next to each other, and a lot of people are like,
is this fucking AI? Like this sounds like such a
weird bizarro story. This has to be AI.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
No, No, it's it's it's it's very much real, and
it's not there. Noose two point. Now, if you ask
Billy Evans, it is not that at all.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Yeah, specifically says it's not an improvement, a different paradigm,
which sounds like what you say when you're bullshiting.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah, dude, it's completely because his whole thing
is right. They were saying that Faranos was quote attempting
to miniaturize existing tests. This completely different. We use freaking,
like literally frigging lasers like doctor, it's freaking laser beams
in AI.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
So pick your poison, you know your producer producer Bay
the Chat wrote, they have a passion for blood testing.
If you look at that photo that looks like a
vampire couple, like they that looks like a couple that
that's what they bonded over was what.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Has that like AI sheen to it? So they do
look sort of like the bizarro vampire glove. Yeah, Billy
looks like in their skin. Yeah yeah, Billy looks like
he's two hundred and fifty years old for sure. Yeah yeah,
you behind those eyes, this man has seen a few
civil wars, a few revolutions. He saw Marie Antoinette, he
saw that shit go down.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
He was there. He was like, oh, let me eat cake. Okay,
I don't mind if I do.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Hey, pull up the guillotine real quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we got this. Yeah, this whole thing is it's very, very,
very suspicious. But again, he even had to go on
this and he said, quote setting the record straight, Elizabeth
Holmes has zero involvement in he manners. We've learned from
her company's mistakes, but she has no role now or

(47:35):
the future. What is learned from her company's mistakes? Mean,
wasn't the mistake that it's afferent?

Speaker 2 (47:42):
They were lying? Ye, great point, great point.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
This is I'm just saying, like, why even include we
learned from their mistakes? So you were about to do
it and you're like, ah, wait, that's that's where there
nose went wrong. Okay, let's not do that. Let's actually
maybe this should be based in science. That's provable, it
can be peer reviewed. That's the most frightening statement I
think of all of it. He does go on to say,
though our sources have said, quote Holmes has been quote

(48:07):
providing advice to Evans about the startup, although what that
advice is is unclear. It'll probably hey, honey, fake it
to you, fucking make it, you know, that's my thing,
you know, and then we can finally beat Oh wait,
no prisons.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
You can't. You can't be in the lady prison. Maybe
not maybe no lady prison. It truly feels like they're
just barely hiding that this is a scam.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Yeah it's and also like I feel it's grifty because
they're doing the thing. I just feel like pet owners
are very vulnerable to overpaying for any kind of treatement.
We are pet Like, forget what it costs for like
a human procedure. It's like when it's a pet, you're
just like, yeah, for fuck it, I don't know, is
that what it costs to fucking check their blood? Seven

(48:52):
hundred dollars? Okay, Like there's no we have no concept
of what's normal. So I could just feel like a
thing where it's like you could test you can find
out your dog has an infection or cancer or whatever, and.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Oh my god, you're gonna love it for just more.
You gotta do it every other week. You gotta do
it every other week for ten years, and we do
charge you seven hundred dollars each time. It's not by
indiansurance that exists.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Well, that's why they say, like a lot of veterinarians
are in such like dire mental health shape because like
they know they're overcharging for things and seeing people overpay
for things to like their own financial detriment because they
all you, you know.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Like when you love your pets, like you fucking do whatever.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Although I'm all like with someone with an older pet,
I'm very much getting close to that moment where I'm like,
do I do the thing that everyone did when I
was a kid, or you're like, yeah, the dog's just
got cancer, manh.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
End of story. Or do you pay?

Speaker 1 (49:43):
And then I've also seen people pay so much money
to treat their animals illnesses, and I'm like, is this.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
What do I do?

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Okay, so I'm going to use the service not because
I love my pets, but because I have.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
A passion for blood test to thank you, Yeah, thank you.
They're like certain things coming out. We're trying to draw
a sample. You're like, oh, man, I've been I've been
given blood samples like like a fucking Costco baby, just
handing out this ship. Yeah, tell me when I can
tell me when I can do this again, and like
to the minute.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Yeah, And he's let it be today twenty four hours,
thirty six hours? What are you talking here? What are
we talking? I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
And then last joy before you wrap this thing out
of Tom Cruise. Uh, he's okay. So he was in
London to receive an honorary British Film Institute Fellowship and
to sort of like.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
You have one of those as well, right, Joey nominated.
When I'm sorry, I understand, I'm bring that ship up
like he's lose it on the email before, I'm sorry,
I didn't ready, He's it's that's a very it's very contentious.
What happened with that? So I'm sorry, I'm sorry, brought
that three to one. He'd take it over pizza, pizza back.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Thank you. And then I'm like, oh, oh, breads, those
are smelling. Those are our smelling salts. I'll go into
a rage induced pass out. But if you say pizza pizza.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Then I'm hunh.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Also, Little Caesars has a smelling salts crust coming out
in I believe October.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
I mean, if they did, I would buy the hell
out of that ship. Yeah, it's common smelling salt crusted crust. Yeah,
wake up, godd have you ever smelled smelling salts for
the fuck of it.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Oddly, No, but that is something I would have done
in my twenties. Yeah, I did that.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
You're saying that, like you have, tell us I have,
because what was it? Like, I think, like an unscrupulous paramedic.
Let me take a take a whiff of it. They're
like you sure, Yeah, that was like sixteen at the time.
It was like me and my friends, I remember, we
were all like the fuck it was, yeah, not I

(51:49):
don't know why.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
I just I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
And I guess for me, that shows how normal I
thought that was, because like this paramedic is like, yeah,
if you got the letter rip, go ahead, see what.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
See what it fucking does to you? Like what did
it smell?

Speaker 6 (51:59):
Like?

Speaker 1 (52:00):
It's like a mode. It's just like fucking explosives. Like
you're just like, like, it's not a it's just like
a fucking skull lightning through your nose and not in
the eighties kind of way. So he got he was
there to receive his fellowship and then so like he
was also gonna promote the new Mission Impossible movie and

(52:21):
he stood on the roof of the BFI like Imax
building in a tuxedo, and it just looks like a
real bummer version of like the end of Let It Be,
except there's no instruments and it's one guy by himself
contemplating what he does now with everything.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
My question is, what's Tom Cruise gonna do with his
life when he retires from acting and he's still gonna
keep like jumping out of buildings and climbing stuff.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
He's gonna have to find a replacement, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Because I feel this is the last of the Mission
Impossible films, So his like jumping off of buildings and
doing wacky stunts era is coming to an end in
terms of using this film franchise to as like a
conduit for that. So I feel like now he's just like,
fuck it. Can I get on the building man and
promote the movie like it already came out. Nobody to

(53:11):
do this, Tom, No, No, not even the marketing people
at this point. They're like, I feel like we have
a good proposition by saying it's the last Mission Impossible film.
I mean we even changed the name to Final Reckoning for.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
It's like when you have a toddler and it's like
they just like look away for a second, they look
back and they're like, oh, he's climbed the building.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Yeah, do that. Yeah, it has all that repelling gear
on too. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
I don't know what he does, like if he just
probably it's it's gonna probably just be another film that
he's able to do that, or he just completely pivots.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
To like one of those extreme free climber type of things. Ooh,
free climbing, maybe free claiming, although maybe it's a James
Cameron's situation. But with that with like free climb where
he just gets into this hobby. Yeah, and but I
guess Cameron's still making movie. But yeah, it's a weird
Where does that energy go? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Man, I think that's the problem of being this rich,
Like you can't just do like normal people shit, like
fucking play a guitar or something and just fucking like
or even like George Bush, you know, war Criminal, he
got into painting. Yeah, you know, what's your painting? Tom Cruise?

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Hey, when was.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
The last time you think Tom Cruise ate Little Caesars pizza?

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Oh shit, you should.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Start a Little Caesars franchise Big Caesars, do you think shit?

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Oh shit? I wonder I mean, yeah, it's I.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Just I just wonder if maybe he can connect that
to some kind of extreme lifestyle, maybe just high sodium intake.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Maybe when you're sixty two, that's probably more dangerous than Yeah,
that's true.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
One one bite of pan loco and sorry, bro, that
blood pressure shout out your diastolic, systolic, bro, because it's
going up, going up.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Tom.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
I just pray for you that you can make peace
and maybe you know, find out where David Misscavage's wife is.
You know, if you know people are still looking for her,
maybe that'll be your swan songs.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Just just just free.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Somebody that people are looking for in the clutches of
scientology allegedly. Joey, it's been fantastic having you on the
Daily zeit Geist. Where do the people find you, follow you,
support you, all of that good stuff.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Yeah, thanks so much for having me. It's always so fun.
Love the Zeke Gang. You can follow me on Twitter,
TikTok and blue Sky at Joey Tan, and you can
call me on Instagram and threads at Joey Cliff with
five or six eys. Reason for that's that a twelve
year old took Joey Cliff with one eye and I
just got a deal. Although I know although this was
years ago, so I feel like he's like twenty five
now and I could probably fight him if I wanted to.

(55:53):
Hell Yeah, and you know the city, Yeah, anybody know
where he's at. Look, if you're that Joey Cliff, DM
me so so I can ask you politely to give
me your handle.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Hey, actually, if you are the original Joy Cliff, DM
all of us, and let's just figure out an agree
up palm place where we can come and bring you
a lump sum of cash in a bag and nothing else,
no questions asked. But we will show up with about
forty five people just to make sure we're safe.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
It's a lot of cash, has nothing to do.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
With it, Oh yeah, for sure, for sure. And then
something I'm really excited to talk about is I have
a new short film currently going through the festivals called
pow We just released our trailer, which you can watch
in all of my social media accounts. It's an animated
short about a young Native kid trying to find a
place to charge their video game console to pow out,
kind of like a Pixar short or a Looney Tune short,
but Native We got screenings coming up in Seattle, Oklahoma,

(56:41):
New York, Arkansas, Massachusetts, North Carolina, Palm Springs, and Los
Angeles in the next month or two.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
And I don't know, I'm really proud of it. Atally
seem to like it.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
We got listeners in all those places. So yeah, definitely
checked that out.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Is that, like, are the actual festivals it's going to
be at on your website or on your social media?

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Oh yeah, yea.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
I'm posting all the festivals on my social media, So
just follow me on the socials and I'll pop up
as those are announced. I'll post them all over the place.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Perfect. Perfect.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Is there a work of media, social or otherwise that
you're enjoying?

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Okay, specifically, I feel like y'all might dig this if
you go to x dot com. Slash ninjamac One Ninja
Mack is a fantastic professional wrestler who recently wrestled to
match in New Japan Rowe Pro Wrestling, where he did
eleven consecutive handspring backflips, including one over the top rope
outside the ring, where he was literally chasing his opponent

(57:33):
by doing handspring backflips. You can watch the clip it's
like twenty seconds long. It is batshit insane, Pro wrestling
magic check it out. And also Ninja Mac a fantastic wrestler,
so please support that guy and follow the guy on
the socials.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Ninja Mac, who is this is right up my alley?
Yeah AXU. Just so just so that y'all can watch this,
because it's not something I was like m Ac. I
was like, oh like Demigini Medi Mac, the Ninja Mac.
He's Irish.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna drop this in the chat just so.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Oh oh oh oh oh oh ship yeah. Pro wrestling rules.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
It's so it's it's like basically because men weren't just
down for drag balls, you know what I mean to
see drags, you just watch this because the flipping, the
physical stunts, it's all there. It's all there, Like, oh,
it's so extra this My man didn't how many.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Flips eleven handspring back flips and it just puts them
over the top rope, landing on his feet and then
without pausing doing boom bull Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Oh yeah for wrestling is amazing. It's basically like it's
basically drag mixed with combats, fixed with like fight I
love how the.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Dude who was on the receiving end, he was like,
oh shit, I'm backing up faster than the pace of
his back flips. I better slow down so I can
get hit with this ship. Probably fantastic. And that's what
that's called coordination. That's called choreography. Okay, it's great. It's
like Ninja Mac. I mean that so many pro wrestlers
back in the day, a pro wrestler, you were just
the toughest guy in your hometown. You drank a lot,
you had a beer belly, and you were just tough.

(59:08):
Ninja Mack, former Circus light performer. So it's like, oh really,
so it's like yeah, yeah, so you just get like
these like freak like essentially theater kids who do CrossFit.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Doing just the crazies shit you've ever seen in your life.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
He's a five to five kid from Long Island. All right,
I'm just looking in the background, a Ninja mac oh
raised in Cyprus, Texas.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
All right, all right, Ninja Mack. Love to see that.
Ninja Mack is a unit too, Like I pictured like
a very skinny, you know, like tiny ice guy. No,
Ninja Mac is packs a punch, bro. This is I'm
gonna watch this for the rest of my life.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
I think he could if I think maybe he's the
guy who thought he could tap out a grizzly bear. Yes,
I believe that he could. Yeah, yeah, all right, we'll
see get that. Get that grizzly's arm in an armlock,
you know as they're called. If you're listening, please tell
us if you could tap out a grizzly bran. Thank you,
Ninja mac call In now trained by Booker t Okay,

(01:00:05):
I'm in.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
I'm in.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Blake Wexler, thank you so much for joining us. Some
call you the Clyde Drexler of podcasting, but I just
want to say, Wexler of my heart.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Where do the people find you? Follow you? What's the
work of media that you're enjoying? Well to answer those
questions at Blake Wexler on all social media. My special
Daddy Long Legs is still available on YouTube for free
on May seventeenth. I do this every year. I'm biking
in this. I'm doing thirty miles of a ride to
raise money for autism awareness research resources. So thank you. Yeah,

(01:00:40):
I'm psyched about. It's for the Eagles Autism Foundation. It's
an amazing cause so a bunch of Zikeang people already
donated thank you. I know times are you know, it's
tough to spend money now, but if you can spare anything.
That link is in my bio at Blake Wexler on
social media. And then August first, I'm doing stand up
in Philly, and then August twenty ninth, thirtieth, I'm gonna

(01:01:00):
be in wilkes Bury, Pennsylvania, and then I'm yeah, I'll
have more dates in this fall that aren't in Pennsylvania.
And Wilkesbury spelled like wilkes Barr Wilkes Barry. That also
might be how you pronounce it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
No, no, it is Wilkesbury because I remember the first
time it came up, like in a story, I was like,
I've never seen this fucking word before.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
And.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Yeah, yeah, what's the work in the media that you're enjoying.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Work of the media is Drew Majorie, Mark mat the
guy used to start run that's been and or Magaree.
It's d R E W M A g A R
wyl okay guy And the tweet is in quotes. And
so the Greeks send me this horse we're talking about
wondn't have been a beautiful horses you've ever seen so big,

(01:01:50):
so strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves,
but they are such big bands. They said, sir, please
take our big, wonderful horse. We even bring it to
your house. That's perfect. It's so good, right there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Fuck Trojan of course, of course, of course this horse
is Trojan Earth. Oh shit, Trajan landed.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Yeah. If you can find uh.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Me at miles of Gray fucking everywhere they got At Symbols,
you can find Jack and I talking to the nbas Jacket,
Mad Boosie is find me talking ninety day and four
twenty day Fiance.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
You can find us.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
At Daily Zeitgeist on Twitter at the Day's like us
on Instagram. We also have a blue sky at Daily Zeitgeist.
A work of media that I'm enjoying was this video
on TikTok. I quite enjoyed this TikTok video from a
group of Australian comedians who I guess apparently a lot
of South Africans are moving to Perth, which is inspiring.

(01:02:47):
This like trend of videos from this sketch group, but
this one is just them pretending to be South Africans
and it's just as South African names be like, and
then these are these Australian Hey, really, welcome to deb
and I'm yon Detoit.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Isn't much to know? Why is your so up to that? Man?
I'm Treves.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
I work in mining and pr God, my name is
Bill Dong.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Yeah. Like the Shark Doms and Tom.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Helloida, I'm your landed you places, I just mad you
and my son is having such a great time.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
I'm going to the local grammar school there. Yeah, what's
popping man von London nineties. It's a long story I
gave to London the nineties.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
It's a long story that's from at makes dot rates.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
On TikTok the us on Instagram. But it's just I
love I love South African accents. Man.

Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
Yeah, great media this week, just fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
We got We're it's just an embarrassment of riches on
social media.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Again.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
If you want to find the articles we talked about
as long as the song we're gonna write out on
you can go to the.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Description of the episode on whatever app you're listening to it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
That's where you'll find the foot Thank you, and again,
all the articles you talked about the song we write
out on miles.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Yes, what's a song you think that people enjoy? Going on?

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Oh wow, well, thank you for asking. This one is
called feel So Wrong by the band Mama Larky. They're
currently an LA based band, super dreamy like if you
like war Paint like I love like the vocalist on here,
she's like her vibe is very dreamy, So it's like
a dreamier version of war Paint.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
I think Warpaint has a little bit more of like
an edge to it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Mama Larky, this track has.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Just just just dream dreamy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Feels so Wrong is the name of the track that
is going to do it for us today.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
That is like as a production of My Heart Radios.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
So for more podcast from My Heart rated is the
rat Apple podcast or wherever you listen your favorite shows.
We'll be back later day to tell you what's trending.
Until then, Bye bye bye.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
The Daily Zeite Guys is executive produced by Catherine Law,
co produced by Bee Wang, co produced by Victor Wright,
co written by JM mcnapp, edited and engineered by Justin Conner.

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