December 2, 2025 • 26 mins
In this edition of Six-Treeeendven, Jack and Miles discuss Trump's barrage of posts on his blog Truth Social, Usha Vance popping out with no wedding ring… again, Kim K's brain holes, human-shaped sentient tumor Megyn Kelly caping for war crimes and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of six trenven.
I did the hand juggle, guys, I did the hand juggle,
so I get it. I'm cool. I'm not talking about
your breast smiles. I don't think they hang like this.
That one courtesy of Vanadium Silver on the discord. My
name is Jack O'Brien. That over there is Miles Gray.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yes, yes, yes, we're really clever to say.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
On top of that, So before we started recording, we
were talking about some of the material that we're consuming
for some of our upcoming holiday episodes. We got a
great holiday lineup coming.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Gotta say we can we can say we've got some
like the usual stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
We'll talk, we'll count down some of the top stories
of the year for sure. Obviously going to get a
Santa University. Don't worry, jamis in the fucking lab as
we speak, cooking up Santa University fucking number nine. But
well not as we speak. I mean we know, we know, Jamie.
We're not gonna write it like twelve hours before. No,
it in the eight hours before, and that's what makes
(01:03):
it so good. Can turn out like fifty pages and
I'm like, how the fuck do you do that incredible.
And then but then we got We've got we're rewatching
some movies for the first time. Miles and I watched
It's Wonderful Life for the first time, Chris Crofton watched
Home Alone for the first time. That episode that we
(01:26):
we recorded, the Home Alone episode last week is one
of my favorite holiday episodes we've ever recorded those. It's
so fun. It's just as a format.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Chris Crofton, who's famed like truly had never seen so
many of these films to get his perspective was really
kind of I was kind of blown away at his analysis.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
But then we also were recording some holiday smut. Oh, yeah,
we're reading. We're reading a sexy Christmas book. What is it,
Mary Little Meat Cute? Yeah, Mary Little Meat Cute. So
if you want to you want to be up on it.
We're making our way through it. Miles and I are
both listening to it, and I was like, it's hot,
bro picking up yo. I was picking up my kids
from with it in my headphone. Man, there's so much
(02:08):
stuff that. Yeah, in my headphone, I didn't have like right,
uh no, I didn't have it like coming out of
the woofers in my front but yeah, it's wild. I
was like, all right, I got to stop this because
some of the scenes are just.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
They haven't even hooked up yet. The tension. I'm like, yeah,
what is this? And also I fucking get it now
just from reading a quarter of this like popular smart book.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Oh yeah, I guess I got to get back to
that book. Sorry, babe, what.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Are you doing out there when you stand in the
backyard just looking at the moon, just listening.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
To this book? This is this book for work? Howling
at the moon? Then he thrust against me. All right, uh,
but that's not what this episode. This is the episode
where we tell you what's trending in the news. On
this Tuesday, December second, Donald Trump had a normal Monday
night for Donald Trump, very normal, very normal. Look was this?
(03:04):
I mean he was putting up numbers? Was this a record?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
H It's it's been been a while since he was
posting about at like a post a minute, like late
at night into the sunrise.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, so he was. He was definitely putting in the
work times an hour. According to one one account, Yeah,
that's the headline on Drudge, four hundred plus posts per hour.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
People were saying that the official count from like journalistic outlets.
Seems to be around one hundred and sixty posts either way.
I posted a like in the dock, a video of
someone just scrolling his feed.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I don't know if you saw this, Jack, Is it
just all this stuff?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
He's like time stuff, Yeah, yeah, just scroll just being
like look at this, look at this, just reposting nonsense,
like anti immigrant shit. It's fucking it's everything, Like, truly,
your grandfather is not well, someone takes phone away from him.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
We This was one of the first like things that
I was puzzling over because he doesn't sleep, you know.
I remember, like early days of the show was CoFe,
which was like something that he posted well on the
toilet at like two o'clock in the morning, and I
was just I was like trying to figure out, like
does he you know, because I think he famously has
(04:24):
been like I only need three hours of sleep a night,
but that can't be. He has the same brain as
the rest of us. So it's just like, really, I mean,
I know what a I know what a monkey. I
know the difference between a circle and a triangle. So
does he. But you're not proud of it. You don't
go around bragging. But you know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I just like fucking did a deadlift record or something.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
And the tests that I'm passing circle. Yeah, it's it's
pretty wild.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I mean, like, at the end of this like fucking episode,
he posted truth social.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Is the best. There's nothing even close.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Oh boy, sounds like he is totally not addicted to
social media thing that has never been proven to be
addictive or in any way connected to deteriorating mental health.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
But yeah, like they were saying, post it till the
fucking sun came up.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, but I guess the thing with the sleep is
that he doesn't start his days until eleven. That was
in that like New York Times piece about how it's like,
do this guy's he's a zero right now? Physically he
doesn't fucking he falls asleep everywhere. He doesn't start his
day till eleven. On paper, who knows what he's actually doing.
So he go have a late night, you know, as
long as he sleeps until three.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Can't tell me when to go to bed, mom, Yeah, exactly,
what is the president? So funny? Brian?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I was about to call you out and I'm glad
you out of yourself in the chat you said, oh, wow,
same because our man Brian, he is an owl bro.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah hoot, and then has to come in and record
what like nine in the morning with us sometimes fucked up,
bless fucked up we do to this man, bless him.
But yeah, he's posting on his little blog being like, yeah,
this blog is the best. Yeah. I mean, the thing
is like, you.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Know, the the long winded text posts are like, you know, dictated.
The reposts are purely I can't imagine it's anything but
him in bed going. I like this one where it
says they're bad for not listening to me. This one
shows me being healthy. I like that things fun, things
happen when the sun goes down. In my brain, I think,
(06:31):
has I'm so agitated? You think war crimes, war crimes,
the threat of invading another country where like nobody's interested.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Help faking right. I don't know if he's I mean,
he's clearly putting up a ton of military hardware in
the area. But the fact that he's like, you can
go now, you can do it the easy way, because
I don't really want to do it the hard way.
But don't call my bluff. I don't know. It could
be I don't know who knows how much of this
he can kind of keep straight in his head in
terms of like the the timeline, the chronology of it all.
(07:02):
There's also that impending release of the Epstein files, which
apparently they're they're spending big money on to try to
get just like the reaction budget alone. Yeah yeah, yeah,
public education for the next year. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
But I think it's worth mentioning. When it comes to
the war crime stuff. They've already they've already thrown an
admiral under the bus for the second strike that was
in the second strike.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah. So there was the war crimes where they like
bombed boats without clear the president being like, I think
any boat that's down there is probably drug boat. Yeah.
And then there's the one where they bombed a boat
there were survivors, and then they they went back for seconds,
they did a second strike and killed killed the survivors. Yeah,
(07:49):
which I mean after saying kill them all, I think, yeah,
I think that was Pete hegseets directive. But then he's
been going back and forth.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
He's like, yeah, because he went on Fox the next
day that actually happened and just showed part of it,
and he's like yeah, look what we did. I watched
this live and then now he's being like, I mean
I said that, but I didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I don't think that the admiral did it. So I
don't know what the fuck's going, but I back him.
I support him. I support this admiral that went and
did that ship. That's where they're at now.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
So the person who's following commands from you, the head
of the organization, and the organization specifically, when they said
that they weren't going to follow your orders, you threatened
to hang them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Also, I was just following orders on a great defense,
you know those.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
They tried a lot. I don't know if well I've
heard I was just following orders defense. I've never heard
that I was just giving orders, which seems to be
what he's going with.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Fuck yeah, it's it's it's grim out there, and who
knows what's gonna happen with the military brass because there
it sounds like they're grumbling already, like they're just gonna
set us up for this ship, like this is his
wacky ass ban right now because.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
They already don't like this motherfucker, and now he's specifically
like throwing one of them under the bus for following
the orders that they that the President was recently tweeting
that anybody who talks about not following the orders should
be hung for sedition. So yeah, well, hey, story ongoing
(09:17):
story elsewhere in the administration. Yes, we haven't gotten an
update on the will they won't they of JD Vance
and Eric Oh divorce? Will they won't they divorce of
j D? And? Yeah, Sosher, is this the second time
(09:41):
she's been caught out in public without that ring on?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Seems like previously she was wearing it all the time.
Maybe she is human and realizes that she is with
one of the worst losers on earth.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I don't know. I mean, maybe she would have known
that for a few years, or maybe rack up too
much sympathy for her.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, or maybe he's pushing her out as he prepares
for the full on Airyan ticket of twenty twenty eight
with Erica Kirk by his side.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
That's like his delicious version and the wedding ring. I'm
just realizing that I gave you makes your hands look fat.
Give it here, let me give it back to me. Well, yeah,
your handletter fucked up much better, but you know what.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Still a little still a little hang on this poor scene,
if I may say so. But anyway, babe, good luck
out there. Yeah right now. The official explanation is, quote,
the single lady is a mother of three young children,
who does a lot of dishes, gives lots of baths,
and forgets her ring sometimes.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
That was a That was a Freudian slip by you
doing the job of the spokesperson, because he said the
single lady is a mother of three children, which they wish. No. Sorry,
I just listened to Beyonce song. Sorry the second Ladies,
all the second ladies, all the second lady lady. Yeah,
(10:57):
I get that. Also, like you don't have people do
your don't y'all have like servants and ship I so
the first time I was like, I believe it. Like
you know, a lot of people take their ring off
every once in a.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
While, you always like to take it off when we
go on business strips.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
You got any of that concealer? I gotta cover up this, tanlon.
You're just shaking people's hands, always leaving a state ripe
of concealer. But after it became a media craze after
she did it the first time, and now she's back
(11:37):
out here at a like she's not just she didn't
step to the door, dude, like a single question at
a public event. She's at a public event next to
the first Lady, my Queen the Muse, herself, the star
of the first documentary that's gonna win Best Picture and
Best Actress at the Saudi Academy Awards. That's right, right, Uh,
(12:01):
Milania Trump. She's sitting next to Milania Trump. Milania Trump's
even wearing her wedding ring. You know, she does not
look Melania. She hates her fucking life and she's wearing
her ring. I know.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I think the yeah, because this was an event like
a Joint Air Force Base Andrews where there was like
a holiday thing, like it was a family centric thing.
It's like, if you're not worried about the optics, I
mean whatever, man, I mean, I don't get like, don't
wear your ring.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I don't. It doesn't mean not wearing ring means you're
you are not married. But I think with all the speculation, hey,
my man, hey, that's well, that's exactly what it means.
You're not wearing your ring and you're in a different state.
I get it, man, Hey, open you're on a certain plane,
you know what I'm saying, Were you all right? President? Yeah?
(12:47):
I think I'm open to them divorcing, you know, I'm
open to him being mile Yeah. Yeah, No, I don't know.
I mean that's just about how sorry we feel for
Donald Trump. And now could you imagine the sad boy
energy in that administration? Oh God, if he gets if
JD vans the divorce he so clearly craves he's married
(13:08):
to a godless non Christian. Yeah, yep, yep, yep. Let's uh,
let's go towards the world of pop culture. We've been
checking in with Kim Kardashian a bit lately. Specifically, her
brain health was the subject of a recent episode of
The Kardashians. Psychiatrist Daniel amen Is that his name, scanned
(13:30):
her quote beautiful brain after she learned she may have
had an aneurism. He therein found some brain holes holes
that apparently mean low activity to the front part of
her brain. It's less active than it should be, and
this could make it hard for her to manage stress,
(13:51):
such as taking the bar exam, which you may have
known that she failed earlier this year. Yeah and blade, yeah,
which is great. I failed because of you.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Uh, I think is when she did the baby like
the baby bar or whatever. But yeah, like just the
I just this doctor is weird. Starts off saying you've
got a beautiful brain, like a common trump and then says,
and that's not a brain that gets Alzheimer's.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
You Oh no, no, look at that brain. Yeah, at
her brain it's like stacked in the back. What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Damn, it's kind of crowded at the back of the venue.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Huh yeah, but the front has holes, but the back
is fully fully stacked.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
You should listen to this Wu Tang song and call
out clan in the front to come forward. But then
he goes on to say, you're extraordinary in being positive,
which is why you're not terribly stressed or depressed.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, doctor Amen seems like he's a little he's looking
at a brain scan and being like, you're a very
positive person. I can tell the future you're not going
to get Alzheimer's. By the way, brain scan technology g
is very dubious, like very like the stuff where like
that they'll do the live scan and they'll be like, yeah,
you can like tell all this stuff like like activity
(15:10):
and stuff. It's pretty rudimentary at this point.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah, it's just more like, okay, you have electrical impulses firing.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
There can you've done They've done tests to like see
if they can fool these people, and they've like put
a salmon in the thing, like a dead salmon in
the thing. They've been like, okay, so this person showing
extreme activity in a brain, like they will see what
they need to see. It's like that feels like such
a shithead, gotcha thing to do? Like, bruh, that was
(15:41):
au salmon? Salmon? B that was that was a salmon.
Yeah that was a bottle of aquafina water, dude. But yeah,
this whole thing, Uh, you're extraordinary and being positive, which
is why you're not terribly stressed, anxious or depressed. But
then brain holes that make it hard for her to
(16:03):
manage stress, such as taking the bar exam.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah, the whole buddy goes.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, I don't like that. I like that.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
So what the holes mean is low activity. The front
part of your brain is less active than it should
be with your frontal lobes as they work. Now, it
would be harder to manage stress. You gotta give it
to him in a sandwich miles.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
You gotta any medical diagnosis, you gotta talk about how
great they are. It wasn't even a sandwich. It was
an open face sandwich. I was slammed down on the plate,
red side up, but your frontal lobes all fucked up. Yeah.
But then people are like, I mean, honestly, I was like,
that's kind of a flex. Bro.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
If you're like, bro, I got low. I don't even
have to really think about shit. Yeah, yeah, exactly, okay, fair,
you know, like that is a goal. I think for
some people, people are suspecting maybe this has something to
do with a in the same way that Tom Brady
h DNA sampled his dog like years ago in order
to lay the groundwork for this activation where he cloned
(17:02):
that dog. Right, people are thinking that maybe this is
paving the way for a Kim Kardashian neuralink deal because
she has had a history of, first of all, promoting
medically dubious practices.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
In the past. Oh yeah, and then also there was
a weird social media post where she was posing with
a Elon Musk robot and a cyber truck yeah yeah,
and a custom car. Yeah. I mean I get it.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
You go say, look I'm so dumb until I got
neuralink and now.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I'm a fucking lawyer. That's a great ad, But now
I can pass a bar like hundreds of thousands of
other people who try who try it, Yeah, the top
fifty percent of intelligence of people passing the bar. It's
either like in one version she actually gets the neuralink
(17:58):
implant or the other part she does and pretends she did,
and then it was just like, ya, I might just
pass the bar now I get in my brain. They can't.
They can't. But she has a certain genius I would
say in terms of like how to work inside the media.
I don't think that it's interesting to hear that she
has like unbalanced brain activity.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I think also to the ad would she would have
to do something so tremendous more than passing a test
for people like damn, I need that neurally right? And
Kardashian was like, bro, she fucking she wanted like a
physics equation solving competition.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
It's also, yeah, what brand the editor is asking the
question like would the speech heating to have access to
the Internet in your brain? Also, we've just seen like
she was just talking about how she studied for the
bar with AI's help and fucked it up so like
that she was like it, it was really helpful, except
sometimes it just like made up answers. Yeah weren't true
(18:58):
because I was using to study. Yeah, this is basically
all it is.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Is not that it actually makes use if you get
a neural link thing, it's just more that you can
then commune with computers. Right, So I guess not a
great ad, but probably not great either way.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Kim, I think I think someone makes him do it. Miles.
I think we should. I think we should encourage Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Absolutely, and I think it is absolutely a flex to
say you have low brain activity. Yeah in this era,
like like you truly be like, no, I'm completely show
actually chilling.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah, I don't know what's going on, bro, what's everybody
so upset about. Let's take you a quick break. We'll
come right back and we're back. We're back. And Magan
Kelly serious must be so psyched that they signed her
(19:56):
dude sign. So much good stuff coming out there just
from day one. Day one I think was what was
the controversy that she jumped in on day one? Uh? Oh?
Is that okay? So pedophile is a world that gets
thrown around a lot.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Okay, is a fifteen year old child really count as
a child, I don't know. I don't know, because look,
that's her whole thing. When she isn't busy defending like
blackface or claiming like victim, she tends or not tends
to her whole purpose, and the propaganda apparatus is to
provide like rhetorical cover to make whatever the current scandal
is seem more palatable and not a fucked up scandal. So,
(20:35):
like with the Epstein Files, like you were saying, she
was out here arguing that, you know, there's levels to
this pedophile shit, and double digit aged children are basically adults.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I two hands hands, I have to get that fucking now,
I have to like do three hands. I'm over count
on your feet. I have to do the ten and
then like the number. I'm basically fucking in at Ironment
Home at that point. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah, So now that the latest war crimes are front
and center with the boat murders, she's putting the clown
makeup on very quickly to debase herself or maybe just
in this case, be honest about her feelings about watching
people of color suffer. But here she is trying to
create some kind of rationale for why murdering people in
(21:23):
boats without any real justification is okay and not really
something to feel bad about because they're actually so fucked
up as people.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
So I really do kind of not only want to
see them killed in the water.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
She tried to say murder, Yeah, she stopped. She stopped
herself the miles and that's a big step for Megan.
That's pro I think in this group setting we can
all applaud that she's making progress, incremental incremental changes.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Do you kind of not only want to see them
killed in the water, whether they're on the boat or
in the water, but I really like to see them
suffer like Trump and heaseth to make it last a
long time so that they lose a limb and bleed
out a little Like, I'm really having a difficult time
ginning up sympathy for these guys.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Because of my overpowering blood loves.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Earlier, Yeah, almost got taken out by the initial bomb,
but because they managed to get.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Ejected, managed to get You're talking about someone who's like
got blown out of a boat in the.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Water and was drowning and clinging to life.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
You act like they fucking got like hit a scratcher
at a gas station, luckily hit a twenty ten thousand
dollars scratcher, Like if there's fucking no justification for this
boat to even be attacked to begin with. And now
you're like, oh so just because they're lucky and got
blown out the boat?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Exactly, it's wild because she's like rhetorically, she's turning into
the part of the argument where you're like, ten seconds earlier,
they were trafficking children and you know, had a knife
to someone's neck. But instead of having anything to say
that these people, because they haven't been able to like
(23:01):
prove or even like bothered to look for evidence of wrongdoing,
they are and she's instead forced to be like, feel
sorry for these people who just got they're just like
lucky that they're alive anyway, because they almost got blown up,
right exactly, Like wait what argument? Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly,
they were blown out of the water, dude, and then
(23:22):
like they're fucking lucky. So yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Like one thing to obviously just do the thing, be
like it's actually not that bad and just to go
but to go whole hog on the I want to
see brown people die and suffer. Yeah, a bit of
a jump there, But again, these two are just so stupid.
They just apply the logic of say, say that the
thing everyone is mad about is actually really good, right,
(23:45):
you just completely invert the outrage.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
But so then now you become pro pedophilia and now
pro boat murder. Just because these people are technically gifted
at the art of surfing explosion way to safety doesn't
mean that I don't want to see their limbs picked
off one by one like I used to do with
(24:09):
ants and butterflies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, or baby squirrels that
I would find. Yeah, anyway, that's beside the point.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
That's beside the point I'm saying is around people suffering
good getting mad at Aaryan warrior Pete.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Heike seth bad. What does she see like a spike
in numbers when this shit happens. I mean, She'm sure,
look we're talking about it.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
But again, sure that doesn't make us tune into her show.
I'm watching someone else's clipped out version of it.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
But I'm sure it's so wild. She's just like just
goes right into like I just want to see like
them suffer more.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Yeah, because also it's not even like a clever distraction
to be like, oh, say something so outrageous that it
gets people talking about something else. No, now we're just
talking about the same thing with more intensity, being like,
these people are sick.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I think we need to hire Jigsaw personally. Yeah, right, people,
and then like no justication what they did?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah, no, no, Like he'll go into like their little
favelas or whatever they live in and sedate them, and
then like they'll come to and he'll.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Be like, you want to play a game, and then
like fucking rip their fingers, like shut up. So I
don't know. Serious, God bless great work, great work. Serious.
Those are some of the stories that are trending on
this Tuesday, December second. We're back tomorrow with the whole
last episode of the show. Until then, be kind to
(25:31):
each other, be kind to yourself, get your vaccines, but
you still can't get your flu shots. Don't do nothing
about white supremacy, and we will talk to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
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Speaker 1 (25:46):
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Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of six trenven.
I did the hand juggle, guys, I did the hand juggle,
so I get it. I'm cool. I'm not talking about
your breast smiles. I don't think they hang like this.
That one courtesy of Vanadium Silver on the discord. My
name is Jack O'Brien. That over there is Miles Gray.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yes, yes, yes, we're really clever to say.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
On top of that, So before we started recording, we
were talking about some of the material that we're consuming
for some of our upcoming holiday episodes. We got a
great holiday lineup coming.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Gotta say we can we can say we've got some
like the usual stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
We'll talk, we'll count down some of the top stories
of the year for sure. Obviously going to get a
Santa University. Don't worry, jamis in the fucking lab as
we speak, cooking up Santa University fucking number nine. But
well not as we speak. I mean we know, we know, Jamie.
We're not gonna write it like twelve hours before. No,
it in the eight hours before, and that's what makes
(01:03):
it so good. Can turn out like fifty pages and
I'm like, how the fuck do you do that incredible.
And then but then we got We've got we're rewatching
some movies for the first time. Miles and I watched
It's Wonderful Life for the first time, Chris Crofton watched
Home Alone for the first time. That episode that we
(01:26):
we recorded, the Home Alone episode last week is one
of my favorite holiday episodes we've ever recorded those. It's
so fun. It's just as a format.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Chris Crofton, who's famed like truly had never seen so
many of these films to get his perspective was really
kind of I was kind of blown away at his analysis.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
But then we also were recording some holiday smut. Oh, yeah,
we're reading. We're reading a sexy Christmas book. What is it,
Mary Little Meat Cute? Yeah, Mary Little Meat Cute. So
if you want to you want to be up on it.
We're making our way through it. Miles and I are
both listening to it, and I was like, it's hot,
bro picking up yo. I was picking up my kids
from with it in my headphone. Man, there's so much
(02:08):
stuff that. Yeah, in my headphone, I didn't have like right,
uh no, I didn't have it like coming out of
the woofers in my front but yeah, it's wild. I
was like, all right, I got to stop this because
some of the scenes are just.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
They haven't even hooked up yet. The tension. I'm like, yeah,
what is this? And also I fucking get it now
just from reading a quarter of this like popular smart book.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Oh yeah, I guess I got to get back to
that book. Sorry, babe, what.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Are you doing out there when you stand in the
backyard just looking at the moon, just listening.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
To this book? This is this book for work? Howling
at the moon? Then he thrust against me. All right, uh,
but that's not what this episode. This is the episode
where we tell you what's trending in the news. On
this Tuesday, December second, Donald Trump had a normal Monday
night for Donald Trump, very normal, very normal. Look was this?
(03:04):
I mean he was putting up numbers? Was this a record?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
H It's it's been been a while since he was
posting about at like a post a minute, like late
at night into the sunrise.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, so he was. He was definitely putting in the
work times an hour. According to one one account, Yeah,
that's the headline on Drudge, four hundred plus posts per hour.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
People were saying that the official count from like journalistic outlets.
Seems to be around one hundred and sixty posts either way.
I posted a like in the dock, a video of
someone just scrolling his feed.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I don't know if you saw this, Jack, Is it
just all this stuff?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
He's like time stuff, Yeah, yeah, just scroll just being
like look at this, look at this, just reposting nonsense,
like anti immigrant shit. It's fucking it's everything, Like, truly,
your grandfather is not well, someone takes phone away from him.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
We This was one of the first like things that
I was puzzling over because he doesn't sleep, you know.
I remember, like early days of the show was CoFe,
which was like something that he posted well on the
toilet at like two o'clock in the morning, and I
was just I was like trying to figure out, like
does he you know, because I think he famously has
(04:24):
been like I only need three hours of sleep a night,
but that can't be. He has the same brain as
the rest of us. So it's just like, really, I mean,
I know what a I know what a monkey. I
know the difference between a circle and a triangle. So
does he. But you're not proud of it. You don't
go around bragging. But you know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I just like fucking did a deadlift record or something.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
And the tests that I'm passing circle. Yeah, it's it's
pretty wild.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I mean, like, at the end of this like fucking episode,
he posted truth social.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Is the best. There's nothing even close.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Oh boy, sounds like he is totally not addicted to
social media thing that has never been proven to be
addictive or in any way connected to deteriorating mental health.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
But yeah, like they were saying, post it till the
fucking sun came up.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, but I guess the thing with the sleep is
that he doesn't start his days until eleven. That was
in that like New York Times piece about how it's like,
do this guy's he's a zero right now? Physically he
doesn't fucking he falls asleep everywhere. He doesn't start his
day till eleven. On paper, who knows what he's actually doing.
So he go have a late night, you know, as
long as he sleeps until three.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Can't tell me when to go to bed, mom, Yeah, exactly,
what is the president? So funny? Brian?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I was about to call you out and I'm glad
you out of yourself in the chat you said, oh, wow,
same because our man Brian, he is an owl bro.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah hoot, and then has to come in and record
what like nine in the morning with us sometimes fucked up,
bless fucked up we do to this man, bless him.
But yeah, he's posting on his little blog being like, yeah,
this blog is the best. Yeah. I mean, the thing
is like, you.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Know, the the long winded text posts are like, you know, dictated.
The reposts are purely I can't imagine it's anything but
him in bed going. I like this one where it
says they're bad for not listening to me. This one
shows me being healthy. I like that things fun, things
happen when the sun goes down. In my brain, I think,
(06:31):
has I'm so agitated? You think war crimes, war crimes,
the threat of invading another country where like nobody's interested.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Help faking right. I don't know if he's I mean,
he's clearly putting up a ton of military hardware in
the area. But the fact that he's like, you can
go now, you can do it the easy way, because
I don't really want to do it the hard way.
But don't call my bluff. I don't know. It could
be I don't know who knows how much of this
he can kind of keep straight in his head in
terms of like the the timeline, the chronology of it all.
(07:02):
There's also that impending release of the Epstein files, which
apparently they're they're spending big money on to try to
get just like the reaction budget alone. Yeah yeah, yeah,
public education for the next year. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
But I think it's worth mentioning. When it comes to
the war crime stuff. They've already they've already thrown an
admiral under the bus for the second strike that was
in the second strike.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah. So there was the war crimes where they like
bombed boats without clear the president being like, I think
any boat that's down there is probably drug boat. Yeah.
And then there's the one where they bombed a boat
there were survivors, and then they they went back for seconds,
they did a second strike and killed killed the survivors. Yeah,
(07:49):
which I mean after saying kill them all, I think, yeah,
I think that was Pete hegseets directive. But then he's
been going back and forth.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
He's like, yeah, because he went on Fox the next
day that actually happened and just showed part of it,
and he's like yeah, look what we did. I watched
this live and then now he's being like, I mean
I said that, but I didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I don't think that the admiral did it. So I
don't know what the fuck's going, but I back him.
I support him. I support this admiral that went and
did that ship. That's where they're at now.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
So the person who's following commands from you, the head
of the organization, and the organization specifically, when they said
that they weren't going to follow your orders, you threatened
to hang them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Also, I was just following orders on a great defense,
you know those.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
They tried a lot. I don't know if well I've
heard I was just following orders defense. I've never heard
that I was just giving orders, which seems to be
what he's going with.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Fuck yeah, it's it's it's grim out there, and who
knows what's gonna happen with the military brass because there
it sounds like they're grumbling already, like they're just gonna
set us up for this ship, like this is his
wacky ass ban right now because.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
They already don't like this motherfucker, and now he's specifically
like throwing one of them under the bus for following
the orders that they that the President was recently tweeting
that anybody who talks about not following the orders should
be hung for sedition. So yeah, well, hey, story ongoing
(09:17):
story elsewhere in the administration. Yes, we haven't gotten an
update on the will they won't they of JD Vance
and Eric Oh divorce? Will they won't they divorce of
j D? And? Yeah, Sosher, is this the second time
(09:41):
she's been caught out in public without that ring on?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Seems like previously she was wearing it all the time.
Maybe she is human and realizes that she is with
one of the worst losers on earth.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I don't know. I mean, maybe she would have known
that for a few years, or maybe rack up too
much sympathy for her.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, or maybe he's pushing her out as he prepares
for the full on Airyan ticket of twenty twenty eight
with Erica Kirk by his side.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
That's like his delicious version and the wedding ring. I'm
just realizing that I gave you makes your hands look fat.
Give it here, let me give it back to me. Well, yeah,
your handletter fucked up much better, but you know what.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Still a little still a little hang on this poor scene,
if I may say so. But anyway, babe, good luck
out there. Yeah right now. The official explanation is, quote,
the single lady is a mother of three young children,
who does a lot of dishes, gives lots of baths,
and forgets her ring sometimes.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
That was a That was a Freudian slip by you
doing the job of the spokesperson, because he said the
single lady is a mother of three children, which they wish. No. Sorry,
I just listened to Beyonce song. Sorry the second Ladies,
all the second ladies, all the second lady lady. Yeah,
(10:57):
I get that. Also, like you don't have people do
your don't y'all have like servants and ship I so
the first time I was like, I believe it. Like
you know, a lot of people take their ring off
every once in a.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
While, you always like to take it off when we
go on business strips.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
You got any of that concealer? I gotta cover up this, tanlon.
You're just shaking people's hands, always leaving a state ripe
of concealer. But after it became a media craze after
she did it the first time, and now she's back
(11:37):
out here at a like she's not just she didn't
step to the door, dude, like a single question at
a public event. She's at a public event next to
the first Lady, my Queen the Muse, herself, the star
of the first documentary that's gonna win Best Picture and
Best Actress at the Saudi Academy Awards. That's right, right, Uh,
(12:01):
Milania Trump. She's sitting next to Milania Trump. Milania Trump's
even wearing her wedding ring. You know, she does not
look Melania. She hates her fucking life and she's wearing
her ring. I know.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I think the yeah, because this was an event like
a Joint Air Force Base Andrews where there was like
a holiday thing, like it was a family centric thing.
It's like, if you're not worried about the optics, I
mean whatever, man, I mean, I don't get like, don't
wear your ring.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I don't. It doesn't mean not wearing ring means you're
you are not married. But I think with all the speculation, hey,
my man, hey, that's well, that's exactly what it means.
You're not wearing your ring and you're in a different state.
I get it, man, Hey, open you're on a certain plane,
you know what I'm saying, Were you all right? President? Yeah?
(12:47):
I think I'm open to them divorcing, you know, I'm
open to him being mile Yeah. Yeah, No, I don't know.
I mean that's just about how sorry we feel for
Donald Trump. And now could you imagine the sad boy
energy in that administration? Oh God, if he gets if
JD vans the divorce he so clearly craves he's married
(13:08):
to a godless non Christian. Yeah, yep, yep, yep. Let's uh,
let's go towards the world of pop culture. We've been
checking in with Kim Kardashian a bit lately. Specifically, her
brain health was the subject of a recent episode of
The Kardashians. Psychiatrist Daniel amen Is that his name, scanned
(13:30):
her quote beautiful brain after she learned she may have
had an aneurism. He therein found some brain holes holes
that apparently mean low activity to the front part of
her brain. It's less active than it should be, and
this could make it hard for her to manage stress,
(13:51):
such as taking the bar exam, which you may have
known that she failed earlier this year. Yeah and blade, yeah,
which is great. I failed because of you.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Uh, I think is when she did the baby like
the baby bar or whatever. But yeah, like just the
I just this doctor is weird. Starts off saying you've
got a beautiful brain, like a common trump and then says,
and that's not a brain that gets Alzheimer's.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
You Oh no, no, look at that brain. Yeah, at
her brain it's like stacked in the back. What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Damn, it's kind of crowded at the back of the venue.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Huh yeah, but the front has holes, but the back
is fully fully stacked.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
You should listen to this Wu Tang song and call
out clan in the front to come forward. But then
he goes on to say, you're extraordinary in being positive,
which is why you're not terribly stressed or depressed.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, doctor Amen seems like he's a little he's looking
at a brain scan and being like, you're a very
positive person. I can tell the future you're not going
to get Alzheimer's. By the way, brain scan technology g
is very dubious, like very like the stuff where like
that they'll do the live scan and they'll be like, yeah,
you can like tell all this stuff like like activity
(15:10):
and stuff. It's pretty rudimentary at this point.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah, it's just more like, okay, you have electrical impulses firing.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
There can you've done They've done tests to like see
if they can fool these people, and they've like put
a salmon in the thing, like a dead salmon in
the thing. They've been like, okay, so this person showing
extreme activity in a brain, like they will see what
they need to see. It's like that feels like such
a shithead, gotcha thing to do? Like, bruh, that was
(15:41):
au salmon? Salmon? B that was that was a salmon.
Yeah that was a bottle of aquafina water, dude. But yeah,
this whole thing, Uh, you're extraordinary and being positive, which
is why you're not terribly stressed, anxious or depressed. But
then brain holes that make it hard for her to
(16:03):
manage stress, such as taking the bar exam.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah, the whole buddy goes.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, I don't like that. I like that.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
So what the holes mean is low activity. The front
part of your brain is less active than it should
be with your frontal lobes as they work. Now, it
would be harder to manage stress. You gotta give it
to him in a sandwich miles.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
You gotta any medical diagnosis, you gotta talk about how
great they are. It wasn't even a sandwich. It was
an open face sandwich. I was slammed down on the plate,
red side up, but your frontal lobes all fucked up. Yeah.
But then people are like, I mean, honestly, I was like,
that's kind of a flex. Bro.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
If you're like, bro, I got low. I don't even
have to really think about shit. Yeah, yeah, exactly, okay, fair,
you know, like that is a goal. I think for
some people, people are suspecting maybe this has something to
do with a in the same way that Tom Brady
h DNA sampled his dog like years ago in order
to lay the groundwork for this activation where he cloned
(17:02):
that dog. Right, people are thinking that maybe this is
paving the way for a Kim Kardashian neuralink deal because
she has had a history of, first of all, promoting
medically dubious practices.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
In the past. Oh yeah, and then also there was
a weird social media post where she was posing with
a Elon Musk robot and a cyber truck yeah yeah,
and a custom car. Yeah. I mean I get it.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
You go say, look I'm so dumb until I got
neuralink and now.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I'm a fucking lawyer. That's a great ad, But now
I can pass a bar like hundreds of thousands of
other people who try who try it, Yeah, the top
fifty percent of intelligence of people passing the bar. It's
either like in one version she actually gets the neuralink
(17:58):
implant or the other part she does and pretends she did,
and then it was just like, ya, I might just
pass the bar now I get in my brain. They can't.
They can't. But she has a certain genius I would
say in terms of like how to work inside the media.
I don't think that it's interesting to hear that she
has like unbalanced brain activity.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I think also to the ad would she would have
to do something so tremendous more than passing a test
for people like damn, I need that neurally right? And
Kardashian was like, bro, she fucking she wanted like a
physics equation solving competition.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
It's also, yeah, what brand the editor is asking the
question like would the speech heating to have access to
the Internet in your brain? Also, we've just seen like
she was just talking about how she studied for the
bar with AI's help and fucked it up so like
that she was like it, it was really helpful, except
sometimes it just like made up answers. Yeah weren't true
(18:58):
because I was using to study. Yeah, this is basically
all it is.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Is not that it actually makes use if you get
a neural link thing, it's just more that you can
then commune with computers. Right, So I guess not a
great ad, but probably not great either way.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Kim, I think I think someone makes him do it. Miles.
I think we should. I think we should encourage Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Absolutely, and I think it is absolutely a flex to
say you have low brain activity. Yeah in this era,
like like you truly be like, no, I'm completely show
actually chilling.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah, I don't know what's going on, bro, what's everybody
so upset about. Let's take you a quick break. We'll
come right back and we're back. We're back. And Magan
Kelly serious must be so psyched that they signed her
(19:56):
dude sign. So much good stuff coming out there just
from day one. Day one I think was what was
the controversy that she jumped in on day one? Uh? Oh?
Is that okay? So pedophile is a world that gets
thrown around a lot.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Okay, is a fifteen year old child really count as
a child, I don't know. I don't know, because look,
that's her whole thing. When she isn't busy defending like
blackface or claiming like victim, she tends or not tends
to her whole purpose, and the propaganda apparatus is to
provide like rhetorical cover to make whatever the current scandal
is seem more palatable and not a fucked up scandal. So,
(20:35):
like with the Epstein Files, like you were saying, she
was out here arguing that, you know, there's levels to
this pedophile shit, and double digit aged children are basically adults.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I two hands hands, I have to get that fucking now,
I have to like do three hands. I'm over count
on your feet. I have to do the ten and
then like the number. I'm basically fucking in at Ironment
Home at that point. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah, So now that the latest war crimes are front
and center with the boat murders, she's putting the clown
makeup on very quickly to debase herself or maybe just
in this case, be honest about her feelings about watching
people of color suffer. But here she is trying to
create some kind of rationale for why murdering people in
(21:23):
boats without any real justification is okay and not really
something to feel bad about because they're actually so fucked
up as people.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
So I really do kind of not only want to
see them killed in the water.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
She tried to say murder, Yeah, she stopped. She stopped
herself the miles and that's a big step for Megan.
That's pro I think in this group setting we can
all applaud that she's making progress, incremental incremental changes.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Do you kind of not only want to see them
killed in the water, whether they're on the boat or
in the water, but I really like to see them
suffer like Trump and heaseth to make it last a
long time so that they lose a limb and bleed
out a little Like, I'm really having a difficult time
ginning up sympathy for these guys.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Because of my overpowering blood loves.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Earlier, Yeah, almost got taken out by the initial bomb,
but because they managed to get.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Ejected, managed to get You're talking about someone who's like
got blown out of a boat in the.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Water and was drowning and clinging to life.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
You act like they fucking got like hit a scratcher
at a gas station, luckily hit a twenty ten thousand
dollars scratcher, Like if there's fucking no justification for this
boat to even be attacked to begin with. And now
you're like, oh so just because they're lucky and got
blown out the boat?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Exactly, it's wild because she's like rhetorically, she's turning into
the part of the argument where you're like, ten seconds earlier,
they were trafficking children and you know, had a knife
to someone's neck. But instead of having anything to say
that these people, because they haven't been able to like
(23:01):
prove or even like bothered to look for evidence of wrongdoing,
they are and she's instead forced to be like, feel
sorry for these people who just got they're just like
lucky that they're alive anyway, because they almost got blown up,
right exactly, Like wait what argument? Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly,
they were blown out of the water, dude, and then
(23:22):
like they're fucking lucky. So yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Like one thing to obviously just do the thing, be
like it's actually not that bad and just to go
but to go whole hog on the I want to
see brown people die and suffer. Yeah, a bit of
a jump there, But again, these two are just so stupid.
They just apply the logic of say, say that the
thing everyone is mad about is actually really good, right,
(23:45):
you just completely invert the outrage.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
But so then now you become pro pedophilia and now
pro boat murder. Just because these people are technically gifted
at the art of surfing explosion way to safety doesn't
mean that I don't want to see their limbs picked
off one by one like I used to do with
(24:09):
ants and butterflies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, or baby squirrels that
I would find. Yeah, anyway, that's beside the point.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
That's beside the point I'm saying is around people suffering
good getting mad at Aaryan warrior Pete.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Heike seth bad. What does she see like a spike
in numbers when this shit happens. I mean, She'm sure,
look we're talking about it.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
But again, sure that doesn't make us tune into her show.
I'm watching someone else's clipped out version of it.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
But I'm sure it's so wild. She's just like just
goes right into like I just want to see like
them suffer more.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Yeah, because also it's not even like a clever distraction
to be like, oh, say something so outrageous that it
gets people talking about something else. No, now we're just
talking about the same thing with more intensity, being like,
these people are sick.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I think we need to hire Jigsaw personally. Yeah, right, people,
and then like no justication what they did?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah, no, no, Like he'll go into like their little
favelas or whatever they live in and sedate them, and
then like they'll come to and he'll.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Be like, you want to play a game, and then
like fucking rip their fingers, like shut up. So I
don't know. Serious, God bless great work, great work. Serious.
Those are some of the stories that are trending on
this Tuesday, December second. We're back tomorrow with the whole
last episode of the show. Until then, be kind to
(25:31):
each other, be kind to yourself, get your vaccines, but
you still can't get your flu shots. Don't do nothing
about white supremacy, and we will talk to you all tomorrow.
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