Stealin’ The Beej (Baby Jesus), Shut Up Quentin Tarantino 12.04.25

In episode 1974, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and host of Spaced Out, Blair Socci, to discuss… Trump Called Affordability a Scam and a Con Job, Quentin Tarantino Randomly Picks Fight With Paul Dano, Stealing Baby Jesus Has Become A Holiday Tradition and more!

1. Trump Called Affordability a Scam and a Con Job
2. Quentin Tarantino trashes 'weak sauce' There Will Be Blood star: 'The weakest male actor in SAG'
3. Quentin Tarantino's 10 best movies of the 21st century
4. Quentin Tarantino Explains His Love For ‘The Lone Ranger’
5. Faceless Nativity scene on Brussels’ Grand Place sparks international controversy
6. A controversial infant Jesus is stolen from a Belgian Nativity scene
7. Away from the manger: Jesus stolen from Brussels nativity in 'zombie' row
8. 'A provocation without purpose?' Brussels split over 'faceless' nativity scene in Grand Place
9. Thefts of Baby Jesus Statues Unnerve New Jersey Churches
10. GPS, hidden cameras watch over Baby Jesus
11. Baby Jesus theft
12. The Stolen Baby Jesus Syndrome
13. How to Keep Baby Jesus in the Manger? Bolts, Cameras and Tethers
14. How Indiana churches hope to stop thieves from stealing Baby Jesus
15. New York Times and 20/20 Spotlight BrickHouse Holiday Theft-Prevention Tech
16. Man convicted of stealing Baby Jesus statue from Northern Liberties church speaks out
17. Theft of baby Jesus figure may be hate crime, authorities say
18. Police: Homeless woman replaced baby Jesus with pig's head
19. Woman Charged With Replacing Jesus Nativity Statue With Pig's Head In Haverhill
20. Statue Of Jesus Stolen In 1930s Anonymously Returned To Hoboken Church

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Fucking most peas.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh yeah, my day mate, up and up and down
the road. Yeah, a jacket potato as well with your.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, I love jocket potato.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Mightbe have a you know, steaming cup of bol while
you're in the stands, yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Or believe it.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Do you ever drink mate?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Right?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I have?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I have?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I am.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
What's bavrel? Babrel is just meat juice, like hot meat
juice that English people drink in the winter. It's like
it's like it's like yeah, yeah, but you can't you
can't get it here though. Well it's not that that
has this. This is like just beef beef meat juice. Yeah,
so is O I know, But I just got like,

(01:00):
I feel like there's more, like the flavor is more
complex and as you like, maybe there's like some mirror plot,
you know, some of some a little bit more flavorful.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Some pepper's going on in there. Whoa, Oh, it's just
there's no spice. Well it's just beef water. There's no
like seasoning or anything.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh my, the cup of that was no good.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Okay, I'll take your red for it.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
But bovaro is a fixed so eMate extract pisce similar
to yes, extract developed in the eighteen seventies.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I didn't know it's pasty. Okay, that makes it?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, you put that and then you mix it with
boiling water.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Got it? Got it?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, I'm gonna I gotta try it.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
I need a better opportion because whenever the people talk
about it, it sounds like something I like, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Here, I'm a briingplayer.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
The word itself sounds disgusting.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, yeah, it sounds bobl.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Like it comes from your gut or something that's like, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
The bob definitely has to be bovine, right, and then could.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Get a bit of Yeah, my excuse me? Did I
hear you say bovine?

Speaker 5 (02:04):
That is incredible?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
He is that the old bloke from up.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
How you doing it, Mike?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
It's been a while, literally, That is that the old
bloke from up there with the glasses?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I recognized you been well you.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
I was frost facetiming before she goes mister magoo. I
was like, oh.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
My god, there's way more, way more swag than mister
mcgool The old man from up has flavor, though, that's
not it. I agree. Yeah, well he used to had
he had a heart. Yeah, not forget, that's not whit.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season four seventeen, Episode
four of Guys. This is Production by Heart Radio is
a podcast we dig a deep dive into American chare
contouness through the day's news. We also have a new
weekly history version of the show dropping each Monday morning,
where we do a deep dive into the history of
a different icon each time. We're three deep. So far,

(03:13):
we've done Einstein, Erkle, and Miss Piggy. Look for the
episodes with icon in the title. They're evergreen. They never
go back, so you can't go back and check them
out whenever. It is Thursday, December fourth, twenty five.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Mm hmm?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Is that? Is this the day that live on infamy?

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (03:32):
Did no?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I mean? Yeah? Jay Z's birth obviously if you remember
the Black album, December fourth was born December fourth, with
his mom Gloria Carter on the track. Anyway, what else
say it is?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah? December fourth is also Santa's List Day? Were you
fucking naughty? Were you fucking nice? You dickhead? It's also
cab front you dish?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I open the Christmas season with my Kik Were you naughty?
Were nice?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
See a little dickhead, A little dickhead. Let's see, I don't.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Fucking remember you open the fucking scrolls.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
It's also Wildlife Converse Conservation Day, not conversation Conservation Degregation.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
National Sock Day. I like socks. National Dice Day. Shout
out everybody you know tumbling dice out there hitting head cracks.
Just off rip four five six. You'd love to see
it in this National cookie Day.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
All right, Speaking of wildlife Congregation, I was walking on
the side of my house, part of the you know
side that I don't usually walk in, and they were
like five human sized poops over there. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
like at a place behind a fence. So I think

(04:44):
I think we got just a wild coyote.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
No, no, no, dude, I've been trying to send you
a fucking message for the last three weeks.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
And you keep insisting it's a coyote. I'm on your
home camera taking I'm hopping your fence, taking a full.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Dump there, and you're blaming on the kyotes that is wild.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
You think it's I think so if it's a person, man,
I just picked up a bunch of human poop. Wait
are you?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Are you night shitting again? In your sleep.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Boy, not this again. Jay. My name is Jack O'Brien aka.
If a guy says Hi at the side of the trail,
say hi and smile back. If you're roughing.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
That one.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Courtesy of DBA Nighthawk. Oh shit, it's a good luck
going Tred Schneider on this one. I did my best
DBA nighthawk. That's in honor of the main character of
the Internet yesterday, the guy who was on a trail
being like, ladies, little tip for your safety. If a
guy says HI to you, a single guy. If a

(05:53):
single guy says Hi to you when you pass him
on a trail, don't be fucking weird. Say Hi back.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna kill you in the fucking wilderness.
Oh exactly, That's exactly what I think the fear was.
I'm just I have to just because Blair's face is
so in shock. I just have to know, Blair. Have
you seen this clip before?

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Wait? I didn't know if I was allowed to talk,
but I saw that. Hey guys, Oh what was I gig?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
And it?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Come on, I don't suck up the whole show, but
to do it.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Really, I've never been in that situation before. But I
saw that guy this clip like come up organically on
my for you before it got so much, like so
many views, and I was like, this is the most
sinister guy. Like he's so angry. You're like, oh, this
is like an adult school shooter.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
The scariest type of angry where he doesn't realize he's angry. Yeah,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
A little tip, girls, if if you see a guy
and you're alone in the dead of the woods, don't
you kiss me on exactly?

Speaker 1 (07:03):
I was like, exact him as a public service announcement. Yes,
if you're on be like a public safety announcement, right.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
No, exactly. If you see a man and he's licking
a knife blade as he passes you on the hiking.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Trail, you think he looks cute.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
If I'm in the middle of the woods and it's
just me and any man, like the man could the pulp,
I'm praying to live, it doesn't matter. It's a stranger
and I'm just sorry.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I don't trust anybody I'm meeting for the first time
in the wilderness doesn't know who it is.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Just friends.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, I'm not here to make friends, bro, I'm here
to look at the earth and if you and you
are way too close to me, get.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
The especially if somebody has a lot tied up in
like trying to make friends in the middle of the woods.
It's like, just you could do this at a coffee shop.
That's where people usually make.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
Video about that.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, god, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm thrilled to be joined
he by my co host, mister Miles.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
It's Miles great. Oh Setaphiel, you look so much like
my Seemen. So I see you have some me in
your bedroom.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Could it be that they use it in the movies
or will they even there be?

Speaker 5 (08:17):
And it looks like seeming.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Shout out to Snarfula for that wonderful plush aka by
Stone Temple Pilots.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
And it's funny. I have so like friends of mine
who listened to show. They're like, bro the cetaphil. It's
disgusting looking when you contextualize it, looking like semen. Because
because yeah, Molly told.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Us Molly Lambert, we were like, is any any good
information that you found out in your new show? Shout
out General World about Jenny Jamison and she was like, uh, yeah,
I guess it's interesting to me that cetaphil is the
thing that's used as come.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Yeah, not that I've ever seen it before, but I
mean I can. It looks similar.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
What are you saying you've never seen before? Orl or
a real semen that's private.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
I changed my mind all right?

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Anyway?

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Who the fuck is this? Who the fuck is this
in our third seat? It's a TDZ Hall of Fame
or one of the very faces on Mount zeitmore a
brilliant stand up comedian who you know from MTV, Comedy Central, NBC,
True TV. You've heard her on Bob's Burgers. You can
see her in her hilarious special Life from the Big
Dog in the upcoming future film Totally Ghosted on her
podcast spaced out with Blair Sockey because it is.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
Blair Socker one zish there is one Blair back back
in the seats, Miles and Jack ready to chew the fat.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Baby always chewing the fat. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
You like? Do you like chewing fat?

Speaker 5 (09:59):
Though? Unfortunately I the truth if I'm not proud of it,
but I love fatty meats and that's just the fact
about me.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Same same, I'll do the thing too. If there's a
lot of fat like on a piece of meat, I
save the fat so I can render it out later
and the cook eggs in it.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
Yeah, I love that, and I mean that those will
be the best eggs you've ever had.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yep. And my doctor says, I need to stop right, you.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Gotta stop me, and you're killing yourself, killing your family Mile. Yeah,
I've always not like I prefer a lean meat personally.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
I feel like.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
People that think that it's because they were raised that
way and then they have had enough fat meat, and
then when you try a rabbi, you're like, what the
fuck was I that? Other?

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Like real marbled meat that then I like can't sleep,
just like so rich. My body is just like, oh
what what did you do?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
So you have a delicate constitution.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
I have a delicate constitution. I have an iron stomach
with regards to a lot of stuff, but not meat. Fat.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
What was the ship you were talking about? Miles meat
juice that they drink.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Oh buvrel bovl yeah, Barel, Yeah, but that's there's not
fat in that. It's just meat paste in water.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Like if there's a sk belly on the menu, I'm
getting it.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
I think it's really bad for you.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
I think so yeah according to medicine or some shit.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, yeah, according to my body tract.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
I don't know. When I vibe checked pork belly h
it's scoring one.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Sometimes when I get on my four years for you,
the carnivore diet will pop up on there because I
do like steaking, so I guess I accidentally like it,
and then I get more and more and more, and
then I'm like.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
We noticed you slowing down. You notice you trying to
scroll past this and not being able to try.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
And it's like and it's like avocado and some strawberries.
I'm like, that's a dream meal. Like if I had
someone to make that for me every three meals a day,
I would eat that. I'm disgusting, though, I.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Mean, I'll love avocado and strawberries.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
One time I read the blood type diet, though, which
I'm sure is bogus, and I did have typo negative,
which did affirm that I was a carnivore and specifically designed.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Oh shit, I think you are. You're definitely specifically designed,
for sure.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
But I also for sure know that I do feel
guilty about it, and ultimately wish I was a vegetarian,
but I don't see it happening in this lifetime, but
the intent is there.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, Blair, we're thrilled to have you here. We're gonna
get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
we're gonna talk about a couple of the news stories
that are happening. We're gonna talk about that Donald Trump
cabinet meeting yesterday. On trends, we talked about how heepy.
He's so seepy. Yeah, so he just kept drifting off
in the middle of the meeting, but he did come
out with some very cool policy statements about about, uh,

(13:05):
this this whole concept of affordability. So I guess that's
a con job. Yeah, dude, like it like doesn't even exist.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
You're a lot to keep.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Like you talk about afore but they don't even know
what you're talking about. So we're we're gonna talk about
that because he's really he's really at a place where
it seems like he just says whatever the last charismatic
person he was in a room with told him to say,
and they're just a lot of noisy. It's just fine.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Well, we'll also talk about Quentin Tarantino who released his
list of the greatest movies in the twenty first century
so far, and people people who just like who seem
like they're going off of whatever just happened, Like this
reads like a list of like the last movies he saw.
It's just so.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Wait, Blair, why did your jaw drop it to mention?

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Okay, okay, okay, I whatever. I'm like, fine on Tarantino.
I enjoyed his movies and stuff. Some of them are
very good. Whatever. His statement on Paul.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Dan O, Yeah, that's what we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
So then we're gonna as he's releasing this, he then
just starts so his number five movie is there will
be blood, and then he's like, you know, there will
be blud. Could have fucked with number one or number
two if it didn't have a big giant flaw in it,
and the flaw is Paul Dano, and then just goes
in on him in the weirdest way that there there

(14:34):
are some theories out there about what happened, what happened there,
So we'll talk about that. We'll talk about stealing Baby Jesus,
the New the hot new craze baby. Yeah, in Theft
two actually so X three is gonna be a bit
of a bit of a theft block because we're gonna
talk about a hot new craze and stealing Baby Jesus
from the Manger scenes outside of churches, and then how

(14:58):
to get away with left maybe an idea. It's an
idea didn't work this time, No, because otherwise we wouldn't
be talking about it. But a guy stole a Faberge
egg and then his way of being like, nope, you're
you're not getting it back from me? Is is going
to be recognizable to anybody who's ever had like a

(15:18):
four year old All that plenty more. But first player,
we do like to ask our guests, what is something
from your search history that's revealing about who you are?

Speaker 5 (15:27):
I guess I'll just talk about it because we talked
about it before the Age The Age of Disclosure movie.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Age of Disclosure Movie the number one purchased film on
Amazon Prime.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
I think yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
And it's also like out in theaters, which I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
So this is about the disclosure of UAP's UFO's first
contact material, which we were obsessed with for a while.
I was obsessed with I'm not going to speak for
a mile for a while, and then there was that
Congressional Committee meeting where the guy's like, yeah, man, like

(16:02):
that we have aliens, had we got them right? And
then I immediately became less interested for some reason that
I don't really understand. So this movie, this movie is
a big deal.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
Yeah, it's a huge deal. I've seen it. I won't
spoil it for everyone, but I will say it definitely
changed the way that I thought things were. I thought
we were. I thought there was a bunch of care
bears up there just kind of looking out and down.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
It's scary aliens.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
It's well, it's because we fucked with.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Them like us.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
Otherwise we wouldn't you know whatever, right, right. But it
is really interesting because it shows like it really raises
the question is like why are they telling us now,
like there's obviously strategy and why because they reveal in
all these people in the documentary who have been in
these secret task forces for years and years and years be.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Like we should tell someone yeah, like nope, nope. And
then finally they were just like, now the Internet's a thing. Sure? Why? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (17:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, I mean like that there's there have been some
documentaries that really fucked me up about this and like
the history of alien sightings where you just like see
over and over again these people who are like otherwise respected,
like they're like, yeah, I was a astronaut. I was
like one of the first naval aviators. Yes, and yeah

(17:30):
I saw so many UFOs. This crazy bro other than that,
like one this type of person you would trust, like
the interviews with all these airline pilots who are like, yeah,
every airline pilot you talk to, they know that there's
UFOs all over the sky. And the the thing like
the history of sort of that that UAP activity around

(17:54):
nuclear power plants and nuclear weapons testing and stuff like
that made me always suspect that they were like watching us,
not just for entertainment, but like cautiously, as in, like
these motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
You're about to blow yourself up? Are idiots?

Speaker 5 (18:12):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah, yeah, but this seems like it's like maybe they're
maybe they're losing their patients with us.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
Yeah, but it also seems like, I mean, I don't know,
and look, I don't know anything about anything, but it's
like we can't get to them, like they can only
get to us type of thing, you know, except for
like when I don't know what these odd did. Like,
are you referring to that one documentary that happened in
Brazil in like nineteen ninety four.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
That was covered in this Yeah, yeah, yeah, that documentary
was part of the Cuy. I forget the name of
the documentary I watched.

Speaker 5 (18:49):
But it's a moment of contact or something like that.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
I don't know, maybe that's yeah. My question has always been, like,
I think the reason that it didn't ever make sense
to the military, and why the military has like almost
been watching it but unable to make sense of it,
is because they could fuck us up so easily. Like,
if they have that technology, they could just fuck us
up immediately. And that is their assumption on anyone who

(19:16):
has like greater technological capabilities. You like, you're just they're
they're gonna immediately invade and destroy you, free your resources.
And so the fact that they haven't been doing that
is there's just like, well, you must not be seeing
what we think we're seeing.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Yeah, Well that's the very essence of the documentary. It's like,
why would you pick a fight with someone that you
absolutely no chance in hell would ever win, who can
annihilate you?

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, And we're like because it's all I know, man, right,
The only thing I know how to just release the
files something. Also, if you can think Blair, what's something
you think is underrated?

Speaker 5 (20:00):
Something I think is underrated? Oh? Oh shoot, I was good?
Oh okay, orange cream lollipop. I'm really Oh I just
got a flat delivered to my apartment yesterday. A flat
to your flat, A flat to my motherfucking flat bitch.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, wait, what are we talking about? What do you
say a flat?

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Are you talking like they brought in a fucking palate,
like on a pallette, or like like thirty six cans
or some ship.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
Yeah, I was twelve, but that's what I thought.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
A flat with twelve.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Rack Okay, drop your low end. Thirty six miles. Thirty
six is the most that I can conceive of. Is
there a bigger size than that?

Speaker 2 (20:36):
No, Like you know, like when you go to cost
like or a smart final cardboard under Yeah, that's like
three twelve packs. You call my.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
Flat because it's flat cardboard, you know.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
But I just like I used to work at bars
and stuff somethingking like catering amounts. But yeah, good point.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
You're thinking a thirty sixer of natty ice. We're on
miles where Milwaukee's best. Yeah no, but I love ollipop.
I shouldn't be talking about brands or anything like that,
but it really does bring a sense of joy to
my life. And it's probably bad for you, but it
does have eight grams of fiber, which is astounding since possible.

(21:14):
I know in our country, apparently we're like majorly under
fiber eyed yeah yeah yeah, And so all the people
our age, which is a very mysterious number that no
one will ever know. We're having a lot of incident
pulling cancer because we've gone too hard on the protein
route and not enough fiber.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah yeah, the process protein fucking everything is protein for five.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah, we're out here eating meat, juice and
the fat.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Oh my gosh. But is ollipop also like probiotic too?
Is that like the same thing? Where like because every
soap it's like, bro, why can't we just drink a soda.
I don't give a shit if it's probiotagras fiber in it.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
Like, well, don't get me wrong, I I drink a
lot of Coke zero and I feel a lot of
guilt about it because basically they're like, you're buying cancer
in a bottle, But so then I try to mix
in some healthier shit, and I think be a little.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Healthier w Coke zero O for diet coke.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
I recently got into a Coke zero in the past
year after being like a lifelong die coke person, because
I went to on my grief sabbatical to Europe and
they had coke zero and I was like, yeah, this
shit hits and.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
That is really good. What's really good?

Speaker 2 (22:29):
What's the difference?

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Oh, Coke zero tastes like regular coke straight up. Like
I was always like the guy who was like I
can tell the difference between coke and diet coke. Like
my sister would be like, all right, you have to
because you would drink die coke and I would drink
regular coke. One of your kids and I would like drink.
I would be the taste tester to be like, no,
it's diet obviously, you can like taste the difference. And

(22:53):
coke zero they got my ass. Man, I'm like, this
is this is it? You've done it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yeah, well, bless up, bless.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Shout out to Ollipop. I agree, Like they're creamy sodas
are They're they're bringing the cream really? Yeah? I agree.
Really Okay, Yeah, there's some nice flavor profiles going on there.
I got, I got some we have we had company
over for Thanksgiving and we've got a bunch of not
a flat, a bunch of four packs. Yeah they do.

(23:25):
It does annoy me flat, but I know anytime that
they sell soda in four packs so annoying.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
That's that's that's like, that's gonna be gone.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
In the car ride home, I know, like, what are
we doing? What is something you think is overrated? Blair?

Speaker 5 (23:44):
Well, I don't know if I said this or not
on here, and who can say really who has the memory?
But these loud car when I am president, these loud
car men will be in jail. One this one drove
by on my street yesterday that off multiple car alarms

(24:05):
and had a dog have a panic attack in front
of me, and my autistic as was so angry. I
was like wanted to chase after that car like a I.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Would have caught them, because you people don't realize yours true.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah T.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
I felt such justice for that dog and like oh
and then it triggered all these other car alarms where
no one was around, and I was like, that's inappropriate
why is it allowed.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Yeah, I'm guessing the driver was hoping that loud sound
would beckon their father home.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yes, it's been for so long, yet it's my loud.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Car, I know, make the Yeah. Well, you know some
people are If.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
I'm driving by a house and he's in there, he'll
come out and yell at me. Yeah, tell me to
quiet down.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
Some people aren't born with a huge hog and some
and then sometimes they have to go a different.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Route and yeah, yeah, some people aren't born with a large,
huge Yeah that's wild. Okay, it's going to make sense.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
It's true that.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
I was not laughing at all.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
Sorry, I'm on the show.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
No, I might Actually I realized I think I might
have to cut the recording shirt because I have to
go pick up my car.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
I'm just getting.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
The muffler take it off, throwing some flow masters on
my ship. Shout out to mufflers. I didn't realize what
we were avoiding with that simple technology.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, I do feel like loud cars is one of
those things where not only do I feel like there
should be laws discouraging it, but I do feel like
we should be taking names just so that, like, once
the revolution happens we can.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Don't worry.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
I've been compiling a comprehensive list of yeah numbers, yeah,
modify all sorts of things. So I think it'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
So Blair, when you are queen, they will be first
against the wall.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:10):
Absolutely. I have a lot of other ideas for laws too.
In case you guys, I think.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
You should go on Bill Maher's show for that one.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
I was talking about mufflers, and I guess that is
a little misleading because a lot of those cars actually
just have our artificially making that noise. Now they oh right,
right right, Yeah, No, these are.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
Pay to make them sound like that.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, they should just have their own voice amplified. Going room.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
I did this gig in Vegas a couple of weeks
ago that was private for a private poker like group
or whatever. And at the same time there happened to
be this like annual world car shows like everyone around
the world and like for these really fancy cars. And
I looked down at my hotel room, I'm like, what
is that incessant buzzing? And it's just these cars in

(27:08):
the tiniest parking lots doing in the tiniest parking lot,
doing donuts for twenty four hours a day, and I
like went on stage for this. I was so humiliated
for them. I was like, these are you know people? Whatever?
And I went on stage for the poker people and
I was like, are you guys? I know, I know,
you guys all lost and that's why you're here. Literally

(27:29):
is for people who lost in the poker tournament. But
at least you're not. Are you happy that there's a
doorkier people here than you?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Guys?

Speaker 5 (27:41):
I know you're down thousands of dollars, but no, it
could be worse.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
You could be those dudes appreciate that there are actually people.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
I was even I was, And then I did a
Raider's joke I was scared of doing, but they liked it.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Oh you did a Raiders joke?

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Yeah, I think, well, they're not even real fans over there,
so I think it's fine.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
I know, luckily, because I was scared.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
Don't say any Raiders jokes in LA or Oakland, though
that's a different story.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
I do it all the time so far.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Just when you do it, make sure you say hi,
and make sure you're who come up to you and
say why are you talking about the rad Just make
sure you say hi to them, and also make sure
you're in Kansas City, chief skear. So it is different
as absolutely devastatingly as possible. Yeah, all right, let's take
a quick break. We'll come back. We'll talk about this
con job that's affordability. We'll be right back into it back.

(28:46):
And we've been talking for a while now about what
is Donald Trump's strategy going to be for dealing with
the rising costs and falling pay that are affecting the
vast majority of the country of the unavoidable thing that
affects how people think the president is doing as like

(29:08):
as a president and you just generally like a vibe
check with the country, I would say, it's kind of
it seems seems bad since it's like no longer a
safe question to be like, how's it going Yeah, because
everyone was just like struggling. Nobody has a good answer
to that it's going bad for like everyone, like an

(29:28):
AI CEO who so you can you can comfortably ask
ai CEOs if the person is in the c suite
at Paalan teer, you can ask them, But everyone else
like find a new greeting. But there were signs that
we had talked about about an earlier strategy of like
appealing to small business owners to lower prices like he did.
He went on his McDonald's tour and was like, I

(29:51):
don't know, maybe you could lower the price of fish sandwiches.
Then like did an inexplicable.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Like you know, I have a fish sandwich, but he didn't.
He did like a weird handle and that was.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Like short circuited. But he seems exhausted at this point,
as evidenced by the fact that he kept falling asleep
in his cabinet meeting, and so he's just going with
a choose not to believe that it's actually happening strategy
at this.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Point effective effective, i'd say, because why acknowledge reality when
you can just lie about it and tell people like, wow,
you're talking about this thing that doesn't exist. It's bullshit,
it's a hoax.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
That's incredible how much how far he's been able to
get with that, and it's scary how much of an
impact has had on the rest of civilization. People just
couldn't even be like, no, that didn't happen, No, that's true.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
What you're talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He declared
that affordability doesn't mean anything to anybody, and remarks during
a cabinet meeting, he railed against Democrats who have championed
the issue.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
It's it's the whole thing, like just we can play
his words around. This is when he's talking about that
it is a hoax because he's getting questions from the
dishonest media.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
But here he is talking about the affordability hopes.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
When you talk about affordability is going forward? Are the
American people do you believe getting impatient with the reforms
that you're making They've talked about it's about I.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Think they're getting fake news from guys like you. Why
did the journalist not like in agreement?

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Sir?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Guy was.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
Scared to ask that question?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
This president, what do you think about affordability? Sir? Are you?
I think you're a piece of ship. You're right, sir.
Are the American people do you believe.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
It was that impatient? I think after this question, yes, sir,
sorry about.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
That, getting fake news from guys like you.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Look, he's writings from fake news from guys by Democrats.
Ability is a hoax that was started by Democrats who
caused the problem of pressing and they didn't end it.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
When look they lost in a landslide.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
This is the thing. He's so fucking senile that he
can't even actually accurately describe what's happening, so he just
takes the topic like like a the concept is a hoax.
Avoidability is a hoax.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
Rather, I guess what he's trying to say is like,
the idea that things aren't affordable is a hoax, avoidability hoax.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
And it's it's it's fine, it's fine. It's honestly sounds.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
So tired still, oh yeah, in the statement, yeah, I
think this will be the first time we've ever witnessed
an out of touch ruling class refuse to acknowledge the
suffering of the people they rule over. So it'll be
it'll be interesting to see where this goes, because, you know,
sort of a let them eat cake almost energy, but

(33:05):
that's just a phrase.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
There's a lot of hullabaloo going on on witch talk
about imminent possible build up, the psych gigs, the astrologers,
the witches. They're saying, they're saying something's coming.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Oh really, what sense.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
I think with his health?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
You know.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Oh, they're they're saying they're like reading the fucking.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
Yeah, the vibes and all these things. So I'll be
interested to see it if any of that comes true.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Now he seems good, he seems spry, and then it
seems I don't know where they're getting that any energetic
issues going on with him other than him continually falling
asleep in public and not being able to coherently get
through that sentence on the subject of like the most
important issue of his presidency.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
Yeah, but all these people that are on there being like, oh,
I have a bottle of shamp pain for the day
that he croaks, And I'm like, oh, so then mister
handmade's tail JD.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Vance comes in, that gonna be so sick.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
Yeah, I mean we are gonna be living under like
Christian psycho monarchy. Oh scary?

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Yeah yeah yeah. Plus plus don't forget the Silicon Valley
folks too, who are fully on board with JD. Vance,
Like all the techno fascists are like, yeah, maybe like
this is who we want. And Elon Musk was just
saying that He's like, dude, Vance is going to be there.
Guy are our guy.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
So I do think this like fits in overall with
this pattern we're seeing with Trump where he's a it's
not really a pattern so much as just like chaotic
fluctuations that are based on whoever. The most recent charismatic
person he was in a room with was because he
was calling himself the affordability President before and then like
after he met with Zuram Mamdani, he he was like,

(34:57):
you know, we had some interesting conversations, and some of
his ideas there really are the same ideas that I
have a big thing on cost. The new word is affordability.
Another word is just groceries. Sort of old fashioned word,
but it's very accurate. They're coming down, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
Literally the opposite of what he was saying like seconds before.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's just it was in front
of them. So she said that though, and the millionaires
who he works for essentially probably did not like that
sound bite, and so then they got their charismatic person
in a room with him, and now he's like, word,
if affordability is not even a word I've heard before,

(35:38):
fucking hoax.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
Can you imagine advising this man? How scary that would
be to be like, sure, that makes absolutely no sense.
I think if we could just go on this direction,
and then he just doesn't listen to.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Anything Yeah, it's just so everyone was so checked out
at that meeting. It's just so funny, like they're not
even they don't even believe in this shit anymore.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Like I don't know, dude. I'm like, it's like a
full on grift administration. They're like, it's not really about
governance at all. It's like what can I get while
I'm in here? And that's what they're all fucking doing.
But a lot of people obviously keep pointing out the
affordability shit that's going on. And Kaylee Mcananey, who used
to be Trump's press secretary in the first administration, she

(36:21):
was on Fox and the Five and just straight up
lying that in that meeting they laid out an affordability plan,
because he absolutely did it. But she just goes on
Fox and just says this shit.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
So's what do Republicans need to do.

Speaker 7 (36:36):
Republicans need to show their work. And you saw that
today with President Trump in the Oval Office Cabinet meeting.
You saw everyone speak and you saw several of the
cabinet members lay out their affordability plan. I've spoken to
several Doug Bergham, who says I've unleashed thirty four leases
to drill. That's bringing down gas prices.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Then I go again, all nonsense.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Think, No, the only strategy for dealing with affordability is
making fuss fuel companies money. Yeah, as we see that
always works when they have record profits. They always do
a good job of sharing that with the people via
stock buyback.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
And god, not.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Only that, just like they can't they have no, they're
just so fucking in over their heads. And I mean,
you couldn't ask for better timing because like this is
the kind of shit that will hopefully like dilute their
power a bit, because there's they've been saying all this.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
It's like, oh, we're bringing the prices down.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
They're like, oh man, it's I don't know. I think
he stumbled onto a pretty good line of reasoning on
this one when he says it's going to go down
a little bit further the prices. You want to have
a little tiny bit of inflation. Otherwise that's not good either.
Then you have a thing called deflation, and deflation can
be worse than inflation. Oh okay, be paying more is bad.

(37:50):
Try paying less. That's really bad.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
And it's worth.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
Also to be Caroline Levitt and just have to knowingly
say what is on it? I mean, I do not
know how this woman. Every single day she goes again,
and I'm just like, how can you stomach this? Like
there has to be she's gonna get some crazy autoimmune
disease or something like her body is gonna rebel against

(38:18):
everything annoying lie every single day. And she's like twenty four,
isn't she like twenty four years old.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
It's like twenty seven or something.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
She's yeah, she's in late something where you're just like, oh,
you have to be so young to be able to
just say.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
These things, and that is going to aide you, like
Abraham Lincoln ba Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
I did notice in a clip. Sorry, I'm not supposed
to talk about this because it against my values, but
I did notice that they because of all the Republican
makeup talk on TikTok. Obviously I'm on TikTok way too much,
but I saw her in a clip with like much
softer makeup, and I was like, oh, yeah, she's been
getting a torrent of shit from the gals.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
And look, I don't like to shoot on people's appearances.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
But in this I'm merely commenting on other people's comments.
That's on it.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (39:06):
No, I just don't. I look, I just recognize I'm
doing the bad thing that.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
We're going to allow it on this But talking about
the people.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
Looked much better though.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Talking about the hunger Games government that is actively they
deserves and murdering people. I think. I think we were
going to allow you to say that their makeup is
too harsh personally.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
I think yeah, but they softened it up because they
not softened not bitch's mouth, so they soft upper face.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Right, all right, Speaking of talking shit about people, Quinn
Tarantino recently made headlines for unveiling his list of the
greatest movies of the twenty first century so far, and
also talking wild shit about Paul Dano. His list is
just so random. Number one black Hawk Down, Okay.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
Number I didn't even see the list. All I saw
was like these blurbs, Oh here.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
It is, listen, we go Blackhawk down. And then number
two is Toy Story three sick sick like yep, number two,
number three lost in translation, Dunkirk five. There will be blood,
which makes sense, sick, zodiac like. There are some of
these that I feel like would be on other People's
List seven Unstoppable, the Denzel Washington, Chris Pine Train Movie,

(40:26):
Matt Max Fury Road, Sean of the Dead, Midnight in Paris,
the Woody Allen movie. His lists are like he once
said that Lone Ranger the Army Hammer Johnny Depth Lone
Ranger movie was the best film of twenty thirteen.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's great. He's great.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
It does like the guy loves movies. Maybe these are
just the last ten movies. It's like my kids, you know,
or like my favorite movie, the one we just watched
last weekend. But then he randomly just talked cash shit
about Paul Dano for his performance and in There Will
Be Blood, But it like went I thought it.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Was a good performance.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
No, pretty good.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Well he is like one, like I had such a
visceral reaction to this. I'm like, this is your personal
ship one. That was an incredible performance too. He is
like one of the best living actors of all time,
and he morphs and despite having such like a distinct face,
he morphs like little boy seamlessly into every character he was.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
So there was a man who was a little boy.
Yeah yeah, yeah. He played a villain even though he
looks like a tall little boy.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
He was just so scary in that movie.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Which also can we just ignore, like, have you seen
Quentin Tarantino act like it's as bad?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
He loved to say the N word.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's mainly his his one affectation. I
feel like he probably his performance more powerful. Yeah, I
just want to read what what the exact quotes from
the interview. There will be Blood would stand better chance
to be in number one or number two if it
didn't have a big giant flaw in it, and that

(42:05):
flaw is Paul Dana He is weak sauce man. He's
a weak sister.

Speaker 5 (42:11):
I'm being Matt.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Austin Butler would have been a wonderful choice, and that
would have been wonderful in that role. Austin Butler was
sixteen at the time. Dano just such a week week
uninteresting guy.

Speaker 5 (42:24):
Sounds like Trump Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
He's weak sister. And then is on Brett Easton Ellis's podcast,
and Brett Easton Ellis is like, well, Daniel da Lewis
also makes it kind of impossible to make it a
two hander because they're aspects of that performance. They're so
gargantuan and then Tarantino just would not let it go.
It goes. So you put him with the weakest male

(42:47):
actor in sag in the Street Screen Actors Guild, the
limp is Dick in the world.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
I wonder what kind of beef they have. Well, he
seems like not a nice man.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
One of the one of the theories is that Paul
Dano has been outspoken in his support of GAZA and
supported a charity auction to supply medical aiding GAZA, and
Tarantino lives in a thirteen million dollar mansion in Israel
and has visited IDF Basis to boost morale.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's probably it.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
That's gotta be it to say, because to say that
about Paul Dano, like regardless if you hate the man,
is just categorically untrue. Like I mean, he is a freakish.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Talent, right, yeah, yeah, he's he's a good actor.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
He is truly one of those people. Like in the beginning,
I was like, I don't know this guy's face. I
can't get past it. And then like every subsequent performance
like he's Swiss army man.

Speaker 5 (43:45):
I see That's what I'm saying, Like I love his face.
Everyone looks the same in acting, you know what I mean?
We need more like add a unique faces.

Speaker 6 (43:56):
Hm.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
He also just like did a random drive by on
Owen Wilson and Matthew Lillard.

Speaker 5 (44:01):
What what did he say?

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Alice then asked if Tarantino had ever enjoyed Dano in
any project. He said, I don't care for him. I
don't care for him. I don't care for Owen Wilson,
and I don't care for Matthew Lillard. Again, Owen Wilson
is in the Woody Allen movie that he like put
another to his Thing, And it is just like that
entire movie Midnight in Paris. Is just Woody Allen reacting

(44:26):
or is just Owen Wilson reacting to shit?

Speaker 5 (44:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Yeah, it's just like that that movie. It's impossible to
enjoy that movie if you don't like Owen Wilson.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
Yeah, he's on the stream the whole time.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
As we know, you're kind of a.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
Thing I am, Yeah, But I mean, like I feel
like Owen he's just so likable that again, he might
not be in Tarantino movies, you know, he's not like
in these hardcore but it's a whole different He's like
a whole different genre. Guy. You know, it's just so
funny for him, Like where did when Wilson come from?

(45:01):
For Tarantino, Like they're not even in the same world.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Yeah, I'm just like looking at them like Matthew Lillard Gaza. Yeah, yeah,
you see, No, he's on wow like him. I don't
like he's actually Matthew Lillard is like in a like
a name of like shamed actors who has been pretty

(45:25):
silent about it. So it can't be he must really
fucking hate that shit.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Well, he didn't go into a long list of a
long list of grievances that were so specific, such as
the limpest dick in the world.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
Yeah, how do you know, bitch? Also, how old is
Quentin Tarantino? I feel like some of these people just
get so old that they just start saying, shit, he.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Is sixty two.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like he we would have known
him for sure if he was like you know what,
who would have been good? And there will be blood
Michael Rappaport.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
Right right, right, right, Yeah, but you know the famous
Fiona Apple quote. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cocaine after one night of.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Being being around him, Paul Thomas Anderson and Quentin Tarantino
get together.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
At least Kane Quentin Tarantino was Paul Thomas Anderson.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
She was dating. She was Tom Sanderson when he made Magnolia,
when he and Cocaine teamed up to make the movie Magnolia. Yeah,
which is I do love that movie.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
She's like, uh, yeah, I never did Cocaine again never more.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
I feel like we're just entering Bobby Fisher territory with
his motherfucker, where we just have to be like he was.
He he had a thing for a while there, and
yeah he's ship in a while. So yeah, he's just
completely what I saw.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
Once upon a time in Hollywood in the theater at
the Arc Light after coming home from the road on
a Sunday morning, and it was like so sunny out
and I went by myself a little high and I
walked out being like, that's one of the best movies
I've ever seen. And I was like, well, Hollywood's cool
all this stuff. Then I watched it again with my

(47:05):
parents after like building it up, and they were like.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Yeah, that's fine, all right, Okay, Blair, that was fun.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
That was nice.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
I got charmed by the moment I got really.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Caught up I speaking of Magnolia and a similar situation.
When I was a freshman in college, Magnolia came out
and me and my best friend saw it in the
theaters and we liked it so much. Like the next
weekend was our parents were in town and we made
them go watch Magnolia with us. I don't know what

(47:39):
the fuck I was thinking, like that movie the last
movie that I can possibly see either of our parents enjoying.
And they literally walked out of the movie and were like,
are you guys on drugs? I did with my.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
Parents also at the studio, Like I was like, oh
my god, you got to see this. It's so but
it's like so inside baseball. They had no idea what
is going on.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Yeah, like you know, the CEO was great for that.
It was so inside baseball. It's inside that you're like,
this is the satire.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
I mean it's like laser every single moment of I'm like,
everyone knows it. Yeah, it was wild to me. It's
such a good show.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Finally something out of Hollywood that's just for the for us.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
You know, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back,
and we're back, and this is the crime report. This
is the the crime the local news section of the dailies.

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I get no, just one quick crime trend and then
a how to commit a crime. Okay, so latest crime
trend stealing the baby Jesus from the manger. There's a
Nativity scene in Brussels that caused controversy recently because they
made the figures out of recycled textiles and they look

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it's kind of fucked up looking. It looks like just
what kind of but sure, who gives a shit? But
like the Conservatives were up in arms. And then like
as that was happening and everyone was paying attention to
this manger, the baby Jesus was snatched from his crib
and everyone was like, oh my god, first the church
makes this gobless thing, and now there's stealing the baby Jesus.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
They took they did, Yeah, he just gone, just gone
the beach, the baby Jesus.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
But people were pointing out, like, it doesn't It probably
has nothing to do with the backlash because baby Jesus
figures already disappeared, first of all, from that same spot
multiple times over the past decade. And this is a
huge trend. There are tons of news stories in the
past several decades about babs being stolen from during the
holidays in the US and abroad. There's even a wick

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media page for the phenomenon, which some have taken to
calling stolen Baby Jesus syndrome hilarious. Who is the syndrome?
Who's got the syndrome?

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Hold on, you got sbjs.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Bro's religious leaders have reacted to these ss, opting to
forgive the thieves for their sins in the spirit of
the season. Oh wait, sorry, no, they've turned churchyards into
little police states of course. Of course, in addition to
bolting Christ to its crib, they've installed motion activated security

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cameras with steeple mounted machine gun turrets. I made up
the turrets.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Sell a couple of people on that there.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
I know, right, bolting, I mean nailing nail.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Yeah, bolted. Yeah, hey, hey, it ends the way it
starts gaing.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
You guys have like read your own book, but do
you do?

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Oh so, I just take a like a three h
inch drill bit, three acents drill bit, just straight to
the back of the skull of this thing, put in
some cabling to make sure that is I don't know
that missed everyone.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Yeah, yeah, bolting him down all we're gonna want to
do is nail the Jesus.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
Nail the Jesus down. I don't I think that was bad.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
You're gonna want to get that nailed down.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Yeah, and this is a new twist. They They've also
there's a security company that offers a special Holiday Display
Tracker program aka GPS Jesus, which allows churches to monitor
their baby jesus Is with GPS devices. You just have
to cut a big hole in the back of Jesus
and shove the tracker inside again.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
Yeah, we're mutilating this man.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
God fun I mean if I mean, who was this guy? Really?

Speaker 1 (52:03):
You know, I've got a story to tell you.

Speaker 5 (52:08):
The story when I and I know this won't shock
you at all, but when I saw Passion of the
Christ in high school, I'm not kidding you, I couldn't
stop crying for a week.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Like sobbing they got your ass, huh.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
Yeah, because I was just like I can't believe people
are so mean. Like I was just like the cruelty
of humanity has impact I have seen is like disgusting
and I couldn't bear it. Like my system could embarrass This.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Is what they were doing over at Santa Margarita High School.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Have you rewatched it since then?

Speaker 5 (52:43):
No, I'm too afraid because like the way it impacted
me the first time, like it was I had like
insane grief after, like it really disturbed me.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Did you watch it without subtitles? You understand the theater.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Haven't played at your high school, because still my high
school would have played that ship because it was a mine.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
It probably does play it now, But I also like,
was really I was still Catholic at that point. Now, like,
you know, my God is divine, loving intelligence, and I'm
not a religious gal. You pray a lot, but at
the time, it wasn't even about religion to me. I
was just like, how are they these people? How is
humanity so cool? Like how do we get that way?

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Yeah, yeah, damn.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
I didn't know I was autistic yet.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
You were just watching some fucking wacky ass propaganda.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
From that movie is fucked up. Like I watched that
later in life and was like I can't believe this.
I was like, how is this? How is there's no
story structure, It's just he just gets the ship beat
out of him.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
For yes, is it like it's a wonderful life where
at least at the very end.

Speaker 5 (53:59):
You're like, all right, Christmas movie.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Yeah it does turn out to be Cross Jesus. Job brother.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
Oh that movie was gnarly. I'm like haunted by it still.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
There's a there's a crime in Philadelphia where somebody stole
the Baby Jesus and a writer jam like put together
the side by side and it's definitely not the same guy.
Like the guy looks totally different. He's the same guy.
I don't think so, Like the one guy's got a
full face.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Guys look all the same to me.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Okay, all right, could be you Jack, I don't know.
I mean it is the same guy. Yeah, yeah, see
yeah it's but but the the judge like there's just
it's this crime that judges are like, we were you
trying to buy a bag of crack? You did? Like
they just like throw the book at this guy because

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he kind of looks like the person they have on video.
That's the only evidence they have is like a bald guy,
a bald white guy on video stealing the baby Jesus.
And they're like it was him.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
So, I mean, did that guy was exonerated because he
was like that's not even me. I don't even walk
like that he's going away for that ship.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
Oh so do we think it's actually him or no?

Speaker 1 (55:13):
I don't think it's him, But I just think the
fucking this is like a unique a uniquely offensive crime
to people in the United States.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
I think it sounds like he had Yeah, he had
priors for a theft, sure, Richard priors.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
It's also it's such a like my first thought is
going to be okay, teen like what teenager did that?
Like it's such a just a like dumb ass kid
act of vandalism, you know.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, But I mean people do it for
other reasons. Like it's like people they're like they fucking
hate Christmas wander fuck is this everywhere? And then like
if you're like me, went to a Catholic high school,
there's no greater prank than to steal the fucking baby
Jesus because they're like, bro, like in the contact.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Look in my backpack, look at my Christianity, Catholicism, booh
fuck you boosted the basically have magical powers. Around twenty fourteen,
FBI was brought in to investigate a possible hate crime
in Massachusetts after a baby Jesus was stolen and replaced
with a severed pig's head, and they were like, this
is they're they're indicating their intention to do the next

(56:23):
nine to eleven.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
Ew that is really gross though, it is gross. Pigs head.
I'm not done with that.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Tell you you zoom in a bit.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
And then it was just an unhoused woman who was
suffering from mental health issues and the pig's head was
just something that she found in a dumpster.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Like from a pig roast, like a whole hotro that
they ate. It was like a cook.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Yeah, but they you know, they want there to be
something scary.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Yeah, exactly dangerous out here for the Christians.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Man in twenty eight so just to show how like
everything's bad, there's a new satanic trend in the United States,
which is how the local news likes to cover this.
In twenty eighteen, a church and Hoboken was mailed a
baby Jesus that had been stolen in nineteen thirty one.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Oh, I like that that was.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
The one stealing Jesus. This was real, man, Like that
was you don't impress me still being in the nineteen thirties.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
If that person's like was Catholic and their mother saw
that in the thirties, she probably would have died.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Charles, how could you If I did that shit, my
parents would probably die.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
Like I don't think like anyone should be defacing anyone's
religious property. That's why we live in the free country.
But I also don't like the Charlie kirkification where yeah,
we're putting away someone for life or like stealing a doll,
Like because we now live in Christalism. When this whole

(57:54):
country started on separation of church and state, yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
Yeah, but they didn't know what the fuck they were
doing bad then when they started this country that we
say is the best.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
But I support like, like I'm more than happy for
the good Christians that believe in like helping people and
like the true essence of religion christ. I'm sure you
talked about it, but like that woman who did the
test with asking calling all the churches for the.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Baby formula, and only.

Speaker 5 (58:20):
One church said yes in one mosque, And I was like,
we need to tax the churches, all of them, Like,
I mean, they're not doing what they're supposed to be
doing to be getting the tax breaks that they're getting
in this country. Another another five laws that I want
to enact when I'm president besides the mufflers they see,

(58:42):
they will go direct to jail, because that's my dictatorship.
But I think, as we were talking about, I think
social media should be illegal for children until you're like
sixteen or seventeen Australia's leading.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Or if they're really good, like if they could make so.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
Bad for their brains, it's so bad for all our brains,
I don't think. And I think we should only have
social media between ten and five ten am and five pm,
so that we all regulated, we can have regular nervous
systems and sleep.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
It shuts down.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
It's like actually the accessible to everyone. Yeah, but outside
of those hours, so that we still first regular life
is like of like real brains. Like none of my
friends were like, oh my god, it's so hard to
read a book because our intention spans are so shot
and we're so like ungrounded whatever. And then you know,

(59:37):
obviously no guns. And then I also believe that all
Congress should have to have the same no should not
be able to be in the stock market. And also
they should have to have all the same health insurance
that they yes that the rest of the country has
to have, that they make the laws.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
For well, I think I think this is a good campaign.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
Long Yeah, someone else where is because I don't. I'm
not going to run at all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Retired, you gotta do it well, future President Blairsaki is
such a pleasure having you as always on the daily Zeitgeist?
Where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff?

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
Thank you so much for asking Jack, what a great question.
If you aren't following me yet, I would love if
you would. It's just Blairsaki on all platforms B L, A, I, R, S, O,
C C I. I just launched my podcast based out
of Blaasaki. I'm really thrilled about it. It's everything I've
ever wanted to do. It's about pop culture, mental health, womanhood,

(01:00:36):
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the last thing and watch.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
It, actually watch and watch. Yeah, the visual of it,
it hits thank.

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
You, that's really nice. And then the last thing I
want to tell you guys, I would show this Saturday
at Largo in Los Angeles, and it's a very special
meaningful show to me because it's a fundraiser for the
American Association of Suicide Prevention and I would just love
some support. I think it's only half sold right now,

(01:01:13):
which embarrasses me and I I really if there's anyone
who was interested in seeing a great show with Anthony,
Jesslnek me wolj Ian, Carmel, Dan Levy might be a
big surprise guest as well.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
What baby Jesus.

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
Maybe Baby Jesus.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Yeah, all right, gang, if.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
You're in La, Yeah, everybody needs to go check that
out Saturday, December sixth.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
So you're are you but you're teasing there is somebody
who might pull up.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
He thinks there might be. Yeah, I mean besides Justin
who's already you know, famous.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Yeah, famously nice guy, too, very nice to he is
super nice. Is they're a work of media that you've
been enjoying.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Okay, I I don't want to say this, but I
just finished the Diddy documentary, yes, because I was like
really wondering what fifty cents you know, angle was, and
they went so deep, like there's a whole episode about him.
I mean, this is one of the scariest people I've
ever seen in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
Yeah, after all the sexual rape and all the trafficking
and secret videoing and domestic abuse, like the violence and stuff.
The documentary series shows how many people's murders he's directly
involved in and basically lays out how he had Tupac
killed and all this stuff, and like I never I

(01:02:46):
wasn't someone like aware of all this, So for me
to see it like laid out.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Crew a theory, I mean they're a legend. Yeah yeah right,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
No, well the guy who apparently he hired says it
on they have his audio recording.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Jesus.

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
Yeah, but it was so compelling and like I hate,
like it's so hard to watch like these sexibbiest documentaries
and stuff, but this one was so interesting I just
could not look away.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
There's anymore too.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
Apparently fifty cent is like gearing up for like a
whole second active documentary episodes.

Speaker 5 (01:03:21):
There was so much that I had no idea about
in there, Like it was so much more than just
like I think there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Was something about how like they also he also made
Biggie's family pay for the funeral or some shit like
in their own pocket.

Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
He decided because he wanted to have like a big
show of Biggie's funeral, and then he charged it after
making it the most expensive thing in the world. He
made a big rep coop it Jesus Chris.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Yeah, an otherwise good guy.

Speaker 5 (01:03:51):
No, I cannot outside.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Okay, h Miles where people find you as their workI media?
You've been enjoying, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Find me everywhere at Miles of Gray. I'm talking about
ninety fiance on four twenty Day Fiance. There's also the
new show coming out called Ain't Eight Footy, where I
get to talk about one of my favorite sports, European
football in it along with comedians Chris Martin and Jamel Johnson.
Very fun crew. Yeah yeah, just a very very very fun,

(01:04:22):
fun show for lovers of soccer. And even if you
don't love it, trust me, it's funny and unhinged enough
that you'll probably laugh at without knowing what the fuck
we're talking about. And also, and that's actually coming out
on Tuesday, so I'll see you next Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Hey wait a second, Yeah, would you just say about no, nothing,
nothing nothing, dude? I guess you can say that on
a British soccer podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Yeah you can, you can? You can? What else do
I have? There's let's see, I.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Don't yea work in media.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
I've been liking oh, I'm wrapping up Chair Company right now.
I'm wrapping up Chair Company. I'm wrapping up Chair Company.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Yep, yep, yep, because you never know what you're gonna
get with that one white Chair Company. Yeah, Chair Company
is like, no, you don't. Did different directions each other.

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
And I'm in a text and read where after the
finale the everyone knows I haven't seen it, but the
cryptic discussion around it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
I'm like Jesus Christ, all right, let's go.

Speaker 6 (01:05:18):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
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bottom you will find the footnotes, which is where we
link off to the information that we talked about in
today's episode. We also link off to a song that
we think you might enjoy. Is there a song that
you think these people might enjoy?

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Yeah, this is a track, just fucking fantastic instrumental music,
you know, melodic fusion, jazz funk from the seventies, from
the group Tarika Blue T A R I K A
B l U E. And my god, this is this
is a fantastic song. But also this is actually the

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sample that Jay Dilla used for Eric Abadhu's Didn't Didn't
Jen Now? Didn't Jen Now? And it's just such a
beautiful track, So listen to the original. Yeah, Tarika Blue
dream Flower.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
All right, we will link up to that in the footnotes. Today.
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That's gonna do it for us this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Oh yes, yes, do it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:01):
Any fact I said on here is just allegedly because
I can't remember anything and so I could have totally
gotten it wrong. So I just don't want to be
held liable. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
Well, I actually I would like to counter that with
everything Blair says is the absolute truth.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Please.

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
My mind is gone from Greece anyways. I love you guys,
Thanks for having me on.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Love you Blair. Thanks, and you heard it here first
Aliens killed Tupac tomorrow Bye.

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