In this edition of The Bob Dylan-To-Aziz Ansari Impression Zeitline, Jack and Miles discuss their respective weekends, Trump's military parade, the assassination of a Minnesota state representative, Israel vs. Iran and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Let's fucking go. Do we we need a cold op them?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Well?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yeah, I mean, plus, look at Miles is sour puss
face mad.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
It's all fucked It's all. I can't I can't even
reference that anymore.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I don't even reference the best way to say everything's
fucked up?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Why did all fucked up? Now?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Why did entertainment one of entertainment's most fucked up vile
predators take up? It's all fucked up now. I'm gonna
do now, it's all I'm gonna do now, I'm gonna do.
I guess I'll just jump off this building and.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Off to the alley.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I'm like how he puts a different emphasis on all
the second time.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
All fucked up now, all fucked up now, some of
us up now, it's all fucked up now. It's all
funked up now.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
God, stay, who is that character?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Weird?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
It's like a six year old guy played by Adam
Sandler or Jay Leno. It's all funked up now.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Honestly, the Squeaky, the Squeaky, the Squeaky.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Tank Treads is actually the best thing we could have
hoped for.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
The specifics to.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Really underline that this is a spectacular failure.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's the fact that no one's talking while goes.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
His squeaky wheels through a dead, silent city and then
like just load like three of seven rows having people
in them and not like wined with people, like people
sprinkled throughout.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I remember seeing a very nervous looking man with his
hand over his chest in a like a red T
shirt and uh, he had like a pained grin. Uh
or he's win say, I don't know, it's very it
was lyric.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, I remember seeing there's a man with a hand
on his chest, the red vest.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
In the red vesta look on his face.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
All out man when it dance, say damn dude, when
I saying, when Bob Dylan, that's my underrated the Bob
Dylan to a Z's Impression pipeline.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this week trend edition
of Exactly That's that's the right sound for this weekend,
and what a weekend it was. My name is Jacob Brian.
That over there is mister Miles Gray. It is Monday morning.
As we record this, Israel may have started World War three.
(03:17):
Political assassinations are now being like kind of normalized a
little bit. Both in Iran, but all I mean in
these United States.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
When Paul Pelosi was attacked with a hammer that didn't
move the needle much.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
No, So it's been normalizing, but at least we are
able to celebrate America again after a sick sick parade
honoring geer leaders. It was it did seem a little
under the weather, did not seem to be at Yeah,
(03:52):
I'd say it was like, you know, people are like,
I'm at like ninety percent right now, ache.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Straight, Tommy, I'm doing boo boo because i my tummy
hurts of a parade.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
But yeah, we'll talk about that.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
We'll get to all that an more. But first, Miles,
we do like to get to know each other a
little bit better by holding hands, making unblinking eye contact,
and telling each other something we think is underrated, something
we think is overrated. Miles, is there something that you
think is overrated?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I would say bringing in couples intimacy exercises into our
podcast recordings is a little a little much.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I think that's.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Purely for building intimacy amongst romantic couples. I think with
the locking eye contact and okay, at from what I've
seen on reality shows they do that for couples.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Aside from that, not much, not much, not much. Yeah
yeah ah wait no, no, what was I saying here?
Let me scroll down to whatever I was gonna rant about. Oh,
Father's Day, Father's Day.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Come on, man, we only get one day. We l shit, man,
we only get one wee dole man.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
This shit at least we don't need it in this
whatever this capacity is. And I don't mean like obviously
everything like the very traditional whatever America thinks Father's Day is,
I think is an absolute fucking l is the dumbest
shit ever. Like there was someone with a tweet like
along the lines of it's like, well if my dad
(05:27):
isn't barbecuing his golf on the boat, I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
To get him.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
That kind of shit where it's like, okay, dad, it
reveals how rigid like we even just define fatherhood even
it's like, well, if your dad your boat golf or barbecue,
I'm a boat.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Are you a boat dad or a barbecue dad?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I'm a barbecue boat. That's me.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I'm a barbecue boat. Not really into the golf, but
I'm a barbecue boat. And just like seeing all this stuff,
like every it's funny because her Magic's like, what do
you want for fox?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I'm like really don't care.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Like I just like, let's go eat, let's all hang out,
go see my dad and we can that.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
That's fine.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
I just want a little time to maybe like dj
uh and that's I would I would call that a success.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
And like, what.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
About the DJ dads? Yeah, exactly, what about barbecue boat?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Okay, But it's just funny because like so many listicals
are like basically like here's the for the grill master
in your life, here's for the freak for the cigar guy.
Just please, you know, there's like other hobbies, like, you know,
baseball still applies here, sports basketball.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
But just the distillation down to barbecue boat golf.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Hey, speaking of distillation, what kind of whiskey did you
drink on Father's Day?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Oh, God, Brother Jesus Christ, I had.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I had Ethiopian food, That's what I wanted for Yeah,
I'm just I was just loading up on Injira.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
So yeah, all that to say Father's Day, I think
just corporate America just fucking.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Leave us alone.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
Man.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
We know how to like honor the people in our
lives the way we want to without you saying.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Like, which one of these four archetypes are you?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, and yeah, I went none a barbecue boat.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
You are barbecue boat. I'm barbecue boudj.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
My only dream Just get a boat man, Just have
a boat. I don't really have a body of water
that I want to go to, but just having that
ship on my trailer.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, yourway. So I kep in your boat so I have.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
An excuse to wear my boat shoes everywhere. That's so
sick to have a boat you just have permanently parked
in your driveway and you just kind of hop in
it on Sundays and just like kind of turn the
turn sports radio on. That's where I hide out. Yeah,
I keep the cover over the top.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Jesus, there's a Boston bombing reference in there.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Something that's smoking weed in his boat again Jesus, how
do you know how that's smoke coming out from under
the tar?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, and that is It does give a great place
for UH bombers to hide.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Isn't that where they on? That one thing, like in
the back of a boat.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
He's hiding in a boat. Yeah, all right, My overrated
is how well thought out our decisions are?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I'm going back to I'm going back.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
To the cold gat study. There's a there's a new
the the New Yorker. Let Malcolm Gladwell write an article
for them that's just a it's just a book review.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
But he he.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Kind of goes back to, you know, he has his
obsession of like that that he's often gotten wrong of,
like why do people commit crimes? And he in Tipping Point,
he was like this broken windows policing where they just
like kind of fix the windows and arrest people for
hopping turnstiles and it's over.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You got it.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
And then so in the he in this article he's like,
so it turns out because that was deemed unconstitutional, it
was made illegal, and crime kept going down in New
York after we had given credit to the stop and
frisk policing. A lot of crime, a lot of violent crime,
is not like planned out. It's not done with any
(09:12):
rational part of the mind. But the entire carceral system
is designed with the assumption that like punishment in prison
will appeal, Like it's like trying to like create this
like rational bargaining chip essentially in people's with like the
thinking part of people's mind. So I mean the bummer
of the article is that the clear answer is like
(09:33):
gun control and getting guns out of people's hands, and
they're just like, yeah, but that's not gonna happen. So
like maybe broken windows policing so more people are on
the streets, and there's also training and like community based
solutions that all work better than the you know, police
being there to arrest you, to put you in jail
(09:56):
so that you rationally decide it's not worth it, which
just like we've seen time and time again, like doesn't work.
But yeah, it's just like kind of a rethinking of
like why people commit crimes or self harm. Like all
the evidence suggests like the vast majority is happening because
(10:17):
people are like making a decision that they wouldn't make
thirty seconds later. But it's just like how we think
about that shit.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
It's like that easy access to things that can do
untold damage making the hard bit there the heart.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, the need more cops though, maybe we need more
maybe more cops with guns.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, rather than take away the things that
are doing the killing. Yeah, it's just wild house. So
many times you have these studies.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Like, well, well, since we can't do that, right, Yeah,
straight up, that's how the article is like, and the
author is basically like uncontrols amount starter in the United States,
So we have to like move on to these other solutions.
But it's just it's wild.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
That like them.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Gladwell, that is the obvious and clear thing that would
you know, help turn this around. It just isn't there
all right, Miles, what's something you think is underrated?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Underrated?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
How fucking hard it is to get a toddler to
sleep in a fucking bed? Oh ah, is my newest
thing that is causing me a severe sleep deprivation where
I'm losing my grip on everything. I'm losing my grip
on my mouse. I can't even use the computer good
because I'm so tired.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
But the guys, shot is like almost two and a half.
He can now he's Ethan hunt fully doing his own
stunts getting out of the crib like fucking gracefully.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
It's wild.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
He will ninja up here like he can even knows
how to open the door like quietly hit this dude,
because he's got fucking like espionage skills already.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Yeah, so obviously the thing is like, okay, he's ready
for the toddler bed.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
The crib.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
If he's getting out, you know, time to move on
the way. This dude somehow taps into new forms of
like sources of energy when it's like two hours well
past when he's supposed to be asleep, and then he's.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Like wow, wow, wow, just like tying himself like what
do you guys? Yes, for real, I'm like and I'm
trying to think. I'm like I'm going to sleep too,
Like come on, let's go to sleep in here.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Anyway, all this to say is I am looking for
unsolicited advice.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It's solicited now, please, yes.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Because I've done the thing, like I put him down,
walk out, and when he comes back out, very calmly,
be like, okay, we're going back to bed, not really
entertaining it, not doing a whole like song and dance
about it like it's time for bed. It's time for bed.
This dude is he's got the heart of a champion.
That's the only thing I try and look at positively.
I'm like, yo, this motherfucker ain't going down ever. So
(12:47):
good for you, but yeah, this has been so hard,
and it's like one of those things as a parent,
there's so much shit on the internet and so many
other like especially now with social media, so many people
can give their anecdotes on like how this has transpired
for them. There's someone like, oh my god, it was
so easy, Like they don't even get out of their bed.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
And I'm like, I, this isn't this isn't him. He
used to sleep really well.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
So anyway, I'm just saying, any zeitgang parents out there,
I have a toddler who will not stay in the bed.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Gets out the room. I need I need some other tactics.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I'm not going to go to him where you lay
down next to them on like on the floor, so
you're so they like know you're there, and then they
go to sleep, You fall asleep, you wake up, they're gone,
You go to your bed and there in your spot.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Oh I have not had that yet. I did that
last night. I got him to he went to sleep
at eleven last night.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
And that was off of me and being like, okay,
well I'm asleep next to you, because before I was like, okay,
we want to rub your back. He's like rub my
bad yeah, yeah yeah, And then I was like, well
you know, I'm going to sleep. I was trying to
model some behavior I'm like, well, this is what we do.
We're sleeping. I'm not even touching you, Like, look, you're
gonna if you look at Dad, he's out.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
And then he fell asleep.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Then then fucking two hours hours later, I think he
like rustled realized he wasn't like in his crib, he
was like on his like new bed, and he just.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Came out of the room and was like, I got
I'm free on that. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Yeah, So anyway, if I sound weirder than usual this week,
just know that's what I'm That's what I got on
my plateiffs.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
You know, like everything else gestures broadly.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, that sucks. That's a that's a really tough period
for sure.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
I'm always just telling myself it's temporary. I've gone through
longer streaks of terrible sleep deprivation due to my own
behaviors as a young person, so i feel like I'm
equipped to be able to stay up. I'm just like,
I'm just looking for some for some some progress.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah, it's different because it's out of your control. They're monsters.
They just they don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Well, and then you have to do that whole zen
Buddhist thing where I'm like the You know, the crocodile
only knows to bite.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
That is what the crocodile does.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
You know what I mean, Like in the same way,
like the child only knows to stay up and be rebellious.
And I have to like then because a lot of
the times you just want to.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Be like, just please listen to me. Oh my god,
you're gonna get so much conflicting advice.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Oh yeah, there's already.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
I mean again, from the from the onset of this
child's life. From from birth, I've always just known to
be like, you know your kid, you do what works
with how you understand your child, versus like because I
used to get stressed being like.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
The book says to do this it is working.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Versus like, if that's not working, let's figure out what
does based on what we know of every little baby.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Little baby.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Speaking of the baby, my underrated is uh the la
Boo Boo doll is oh wow, is coming specifically the
creepiness of the la Boo boo doll. It's like the
new hot shit with children and like some adults like
it's like a trendy.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I know more adults that are with the la booboo
than the children.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, they have like they're ugly, like I would say,
and there they have like sharp teeth. They seem so
my theory on the Laboudo if you don't know what
it is, it's a doll that's made out of China
that is like blowing up. People are like traveling to
like try and buy buy these up. There's like it's
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it has all the hallmarks of like a Beanie Baby
Tickle Me Elmo craze where like yeah, there's like fights
at the stores and like just one day I didn't
know what they were, and like two days later, I'm
like both hearing about them, like from my kids, from
my wife front like seeing them just around like yeah,
on people's bags and shit, just like everywhere. But I
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think so. My seven year old swears up and down
that when one of like the older cool kids at
their school brought one to school, he saw it like
open its eyes and give him a creepy smile, which
he's definitely like the imaginative one.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Wait, so this is you saw Miss Crabob and Principal
Skinner in the closet making babies, And I saw one
of the babies and the baby looked at me.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah, baby, looked at l Wigham.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Opened his eyes, gave creepy smile. Hell yeah, but I
think so this is my theory. So back at Crack
we wrote about this, like there's a real black market
for dolls that are supposed to be haunted. Creepy dolls
is like a big thing, like and then you know,
there's also the Halloween costume test where uh, you know,
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creepy doll is a costume you see pretty regularly on Halloween.
And then just like unending number of movies about creepy dolls,
Like there's the campy ones that are like Chucky and
m Threegan, but then like for real like Annabelle Conjuring movies,
that's just like those are if you haven't seen those,
those are like creepy doll movies, Like that's it's a
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haunted doll. And I think that like having a doll
that like just comes pre haunted like kind of not
it's not explicitly how they're selling it, but like you
compare it to like previous ones, I think that there
is a like that that's part of the appeal.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
And like that's yeah, do.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
You think with the people, what is it about a
creepy doll that people like.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I don't. I don't. The last fucking thing I want.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Is a creepy fucking doll, Like I'll pull that shit
in the fire, get it the I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I don't want it. I'm not interested in it. I
don't know. I don't.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I don't know. It's just like you to something that that.
I mean, we've been We've had creepy dolls on our altars,
free or I'm but yeah, I I don't know. I
don't know if this is how it's being marketed, but
I do think that it is like how kids are
like talking about and like marketing it to each other.
Just this like kind of aggressive, scary, like if you
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look at this thing, you're like, this thing wants to
kill you.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Right, I mean it's I don't get that. You don't
get that.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
The sharp teeth they have, like the stupid greenny f
it feels like it's on purps ugly, you know what
I mean, It's like ugly cute. But I think the
other part is like this is just along to anything
with like beanie babies, Pokemon or whatever. This is just
it activates the completionist collector in a consumer oh for sure,
because it's like, bro, I can't think I'm just fucking
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rocking with one fucking little boo boo.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Well, and the really smart thing they do is you
buy them in blind box lind boxes yep. So you
buy a box and then there's the big experience of
opening it being like did I get the one I wanted?
And if you didn't, you know that that's obviously a
major genre of social media video now. But like also
(19:38):
if you didn't get the one you wanted, then gotta
gotta go back, gotta go back to work, and started
like that's.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Fucked up, because like even crack, you know that shit's hitten.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
If you buy a crack where it's.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Like trying to make a fiend on you and they're like,
you got that salt, same one. Sorry, this was a placebo.
If you want to come back to the plug and buy,
you'll re up.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Go ahead, deer ever tried that, just like people real lindbox.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
You want a spider bag, Okay, let's see what's in there.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
I mean that that does work. The like randomness like
that that is one of the rules of uh, like
online games that are addictive. I guess the crack itself
is addictive enough, but that would be a good way to.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Well, like any drug, right, Like a lot of the
time you're chasing that first high, like with the drug.
But even even when you become dependent on something, you
know there's a consistency to what it's delivering to your body.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
But I feel like in.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
These these like blind boxes or just the fucking like
this is in video games too, There's so many things
like this random chance like this is why, like you know,
the EU is trying to fucking be like.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
This is gambling y'all are talking about. Yeah, but anyway, the.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Little boo boo boo boo is coming for all of
our Unfortunately.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
I think all it took was for me to see
an adult friend of mine have like a few and
I went, mmmm, okay, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
For you to write that friend off, or for you
to be like all right, no, for.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Me to be like, I already know this isn't for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Have you seen these? I'm like, what is it? What
are you talking about? And I'm like, oh, you're talking
about little toys.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
No no, no, no no no no no no no
no no.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
It is not my type of dad. I am not
a little toy.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Dad.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Barbecue boat, the barbecue boat. Let's take a quick break.
We'll come back, we'll talk about the weekend.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
And we're back.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
We're back, and we're bick So yeah, I mean, big,
big showdown, big up. The Barbenheimer of the weekend was
Trump's parade versus the No Kings protests. Everyone is reel
declaring war World War three. Yeah, that was also a
thing that happened, which.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Yeah, which one? Which God take.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Your also assassination, uh, my political assassination Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
And that was all that should happened within like thirty
six outs.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah, it was just like Saturday morning was fucking crazy.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yeah, you're like, what happened? Oh boy?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah, the guy and the guy posing as a cop
wearing there's too much fucking shit on me latex mask.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
It looked like a Walter White. I think he's wearing
a Walter White Holloway mask.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Man, well we'll get to him. What's that, what's what's
the character's name?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Frank Havoc Frank, I think yeah, from I think you
should leave.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
It's not funny. But let's talk about Trump's parade. Uh,
this was his big it was it was celebrating the
army and the army's birthday. We know what it was
all about.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Yeah, celebrating fucking your micro ego, sir, That's all this
thing was. I remember obviously lead up, We're like, what
the fuck he's gonna have like ICBM launchers like on
the street, fucking tanks, howitzers, troops.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
And all kinds of dude. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
I guess aside from it being canceled, that probably would
have been the biggest L. But that's the best way
for this to be in L was the way it
went down Saturday, which was so poorly attended, such little enthusiasm,
Marco Rubio almost dying trying to fight off publicly yawning
on the stage because cameras running. He did that thing
(23:34):
where you know what, you're trying and hide a yawn
and you like almost break your jaw.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
You're like, yeah, yeah, you just breaking in your eyes
or water and you're like it's like making noise trying
to fight off a yam.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
It felt like that thing where like it feels like
a when you're a kid and like there's like that
one kid who's the cool kid, and everyone just does
whatever the cool kid wants because they have no mind
of their own even if they do something like all
everyone's like, well, we got to do what Donald wants,
I guess go to this Grandpa parade with no energy,
no excitement at all.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
And there was like, no, this is really cool to
be here right down.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I mean he was almost nodding off too, like the
he looked not pleased, but also like it would have
been even worse attended, as we talked about last week,
like they had it not been for like the reporting
that was like they're not even going to his parade.
They're't even going to your parade, sir, Like about like
all the fucking GOP politicians who were like, yeah, I'm
(24:31):
not going, man, what are you all up to this weekend?
When I go to that shit? So, sir, we have
a disturbing report for you. But anyways, the White House
obviously as they do, claiming two hundred and fifty thousand
people showed up, reportedly far fewer than the expected two
(24:51):
hundred thousand, while the No King's protests across the country
drew more than five million people that I don't know, man,
that they were everywhere. I don't I don't know that
they're punting everyone, because I mean they.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Said they're they're the estimates between five and eleven million
people nationwide, which is you know, some are like this
may be the largest protest in American history in terms
of like just pure turnout. But that parade, right you,
Like I was out there, there was a local one
I went to in the valley, like a demonstration on Saturday.
(25:28):
Fucking people scream, fucking screaming, okay, like losing it and
you know, just you know, yeah, your cheeky meme posters
everything like that, but you juxtapose that energy with what
the fucking crowds at this.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Parade.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, the squeaky no joke.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
This isn't like some kind of thing where they're like,
oh this you guys are playing a thing from like
way like way before. When they're practicing. This is in
the middle of the parade, the thick of it. There's
old tanks like from the World War Two rolling down
the street and it literally sounds like that scene I'm
Saving Private Ryan when they're throwing the sticky bombs on
the German tanks. It's just creaky dead side And listen
(26:10):
to this crowd too. But I think I heard a clap.
Could we get that clap?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Here's a clap? God, there was, there was, there was,
it was it was this one.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah, it's it sounds like it's gonna start something here.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
It sounds like someone got off their riding mower to
talk to a neighbor really quick.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
The so that scene insane in private, Ryan, Like the
whole thing that is like so effective about it is
that they this invasion is happening into this small town
where they're like basically hiding out. It's quiet, like it's
dead quiet because everybody's hiding and like nobody you know,
so you just hear the tanks and like the squeaky underwheel.
(27:03):
This is in the midst of a fucking parade, in
the middle of a parade where there's a quarter million
people allegedly. Yeah, that's so wild, good fucking god echoing around. Yeah,
we did get the impromptu in quotes rendition of Happy
Birthday where when.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
They're hitting people with cattle prods probably fucking sing right now,
he's fucking losing it because the tanks were too squeaky.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
He asked if we could w d forty them. He
doesn't understand old machinery.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yeah whatever, there's that Stephen Chung, you know, one of
his you know, propaganda mouthpieces, like, oh my god, there's
so many people there.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
No, there fucking wasn't, dude.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
And I feel so bad for you that you have
to fucking say thousands of people is two hundred and
fifty thousand people?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Just so because your life depends on it.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yeah, everything about it was pretty pretty sad. The appearance
on Fox though, from that woman Rebecca Koffler.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah, that was. I think that sums it hut like that.
That was by far the best moment of the parade.
Is somebody who just came came through to Fox and
was just there to talk about like why why this
worked and represent the energy that this administration was bringing
to this parade. And I think we I think the
(28:26):
clip speaks for itself.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Miles.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I think we should just let let her cook.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah, let's just let Rebecca cook.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Rebecca Coffler cook.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Let Rebecca Coffler cook up another mimosa or drink.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Here we go with us now.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
Is former Defense Until Agency officer Rebecca Koffler.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Rebecca, what are your thoughts tonight on the showery? Real quick?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
What are the names of these two anchors.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
I'll tell you this guy on the left is not
Lucas Tomlinson. He's not that she's gonna say, she's gonna
call this man the wrong name.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
And look at this face already when they punch her
in for her for her hit.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Look at her the boo boo ass smile. She's got the.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Booboo esque yeah, giant smile, teeth flying out in all
different directions.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I'm powered by right Aid champagne.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Uh. Here she goes shout out to right A Vodka,
by the way, that was my that was my ship
when I when I had when I was in my worst,
lowest point, right Vodka six dollars man.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yikes.
Speaker 7 (29:34):
Yeah, yeah, she saw her tonight from the Commander in
Chief on the Army's two hundred and fiftieth birthday.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
I am so exciting Emily and.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Lucas Tomlinson. Lucas.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
First of all, there's this man is black that she's
referring to. Lucas Thomlinson is not black. Yeah, she's she's
not you. I thought for a second, I was like,
that must be another black man on Fox.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
She's just doing like, hey there, but no She's so gone.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
She's like, is black is doing the head turns from
the black and white?
Speaker 8 (30:12):
Like this is incredible. Finally the United States is uh
is back. I want really thank all of our army
maybe and em force.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
So that's where I'm like, wait, did something happen?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Yeah, this goes on for another minute because right now
you know they're just panicked in that fucking director.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
But they're like, don get her the fuck.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
They cut back to the people, the interviewers, and they're
like yeah, so they just keep trying to like hear her,
but she's a fucking this is her getting train, this
is her getting thank you right off the fucking broadcast.
Speaker 8 (30:55):
Wars Jones, you are doing you're rasing.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Man like you.
Speaker 8 (31:01):
Guys have pressed Lucas.
Speaker 7 (31:03):
Thank you so much, Rebecca think against the break, thank you,
thank you God damn what he was about to say
for real?
Speaker 4 (31:16):
She's so it is so wild because people they were
clocking on her Twitter. She posted a picture of some
weird ass champagne and was like, they just moved my
Fox News hit back in an hour, So I guess
I'll have another champagne as I wait celebrating.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah, okay, so it wasn't okay good. There are parts
of that where like we were watching it before we
started recording, and Brian the editor and I were like,
are we like can we laugh at this, because like
it could be somebody who's had like suffered some manner
of no, no, no, no, have a stroke like on air.
(31:52):
That's and also Fox News with their ableism, I doubt
they would ever allow somebody on their their network.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Who, like someone would different no no no, no, no no,
get the drunk lately.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Get the drunk CIA person.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
That's what she is, a former CIA agent and Mimosa champion,
current practicing alcoholic. Come on, o on, come on, Rebecca,
I just want to say, all right, so shout out
to that. Meanwhile, the rest of America, like across the country, Yeah,
(32:32):
LA had the biggest uh unsurprisingly because yeah, for for
many obvious and good reasons. But they were they were everywhere.
I mean there they were protests in Alaska. Uh.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I don't know where else.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
I'm not if there was a place where there are
people who have heard of Donald Trump or were like yeah,
I'd rather not have that. They were out Yeah, every state,
there's every not like there's not a single place there wasn't.
There were like thirteen marches in like Wyoming.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
It was really really really wild to see and again,
very peaceful until the cops started being violent.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
The cops didn't seem police peaceful. They seemed police. They
seemed ready to fucking trigger finger.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
It was a police full protest, absolutely, and it was
to the point where like there were like anchors from
like NBC and ABC who were just sort of like wow,
like you know, embedded in the pro like, wow, this
is a really peaceful protest, and then off out of
nowhere some fucking maniac who commutes from Oxnard to be
l a p D which is like.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Mother just like shove a guy. Yeah, like kind of
confused in the background.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Yeah, they were even just like this is a lot,
We're just walking with people. I don't know if this
is necessary, but sadly there are also some like violent moments,
like in Salt Lake City, a protester was killed by
a member of the he's keeping team who was he
keeping at another person in the crowd believed to have
had a rifle.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Mmm.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Then like you know, someone got like you know, people,
a guy who drove through a crowd of people I
forget what state that was. I mean, this wasn't without
some wild ship because if you remember, I don't know
if you remember on Friday, the right online was like
this thing's gonna turn into a violent I don't know
what they were trying to do. I think maybe they
were trying to prepare like right wing audiences for any
(34:30):
sort of breakout of like chaos to be like this
is them trying to do the revolution right now, they're
trying they're gonna do the revolution.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
There was a lot of like they're gonna do the
revolution tomorrow on No King's Day.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
They're gonna do the revelation with uh, I want to
go back to brunch, signs in their hands. Yeah that
was Oh man, I mean it looks again it's we
hold the fucking protesters to such a high standard. It's like,
I I don't know, like we Yeah, there were some
bad but there were like some great signs and just
(35:02):
like yeah, just go like going to one that was
like close to our house, like I had our seven
year old, so like we just like stopped by and
like just seeing other people who like live around us,
who I like recognize or know who are like outraged
it's just like affirming to be like, yeah, everybody thinks
(35:24):
this sucks, you know, and.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
There's an older dude who lives in the building, is
me bro he was. I was on one of those
moments who I said, oh shit, yeah that's you.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah, some of the older people who I would have assumed,
like you know what when you see like thirty percent
of the people in your neighborhood voted for Trump, Like
I'm looking at the older people, you know, right, and like,
definitely it was some old people, but not all old people.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Yeah, no, but it was some kind.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
It was wild, though, to see just like how sort
of diverse, like how spread across the ideological spectrum people were,
because you had you had your Free Palestine people, you
had people who were talking about universal health care, people
for DACA, like really specific things that all intertwined with
what the president is doing and what this administration stands for.
And then you definitely had the people of like like, no,
(36:15):
I'm not joking. I saw multiple if kamalav one we
would be at brunch.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Sides and I was like, oh, my set's child, that's
see it's okay, Well, hey you're out here.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
That's step one that's step one, and then maybe we
can educate ourselves on you know, what liberation looks like
for all people and how we need to hold our
leaders accountable for that. But yeah, it was again huge
fucking turnout, which Trump absolutely hated because he's now saying
he wants to ramp up ice raids in like cities
like New York, Chicago, LA, which had again pretty big turnouts.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah, for while his little birthday was going on.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Yeah, I mean when you think about the budget that
was spent over this weekend on getting the protesters out,
Like I went to one and like made a cool
two thousand dollars you know, one thousand dollars ahead.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Oh that's it.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yeah. Wow, what were you pulling? Which paid a is
George Soros's cousin.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Oh you got to get.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Metal agents, my reps. Get me at least five grand. Wow,
you got five grand, six grand, six grand if I
hold a sign, ten grand if I hold a sign
and post.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
On mad damn.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Yeah, I mean yeah, I got I got the wrong
I got the wrong protester agent. Uh that I wonder
if they're looking at that being like, huh, the people
who are like they're they're all being paid to go
out there.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Right, I'm like, how come yalling?
Speaker 4 (37:45):
But I mean, I'm sure you would have heard about
it if they were handing out money to any old
motherfuckers to get out there. But again, that's their time
honored sort of propaganda tactic to be like, these people
actually aren't outraged, there's nothing to be outraged about. They're
paid to pretend that everything is falling apart around them.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah, so I'm hoping this is like, you know, I
have to imagine a lot of people were hardened to
be like, oh everybody else, Like, there's a lot of
people or there's a lot of us who are outraged
by this, you know, not all for the same reasons,
not all with the same exact politics. But and hopefully
this is just the beginning, you know, and makes it
(38:25):
harder and harder for the people who support Trump to
just be like, you know, well, this is this is
all made up? Yeah, you know, when you see your
actual neighbor, hopefully this turns into like a little more Yeah.
I mean, the rsvping for the protest thing was a
very odd move. I did not I was like, you don't,
(38:45):
we don't need to do that. You don't need to.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
You don't need to r s VP for a protest,
and you shouldn't be asking people to submit their information
to be like.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
And will you be there and can you give us
your information to do that?
Speaker 4 (38:56):
Are you building like an address book for email distribution or.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Is this just you know, I think more people like
if you want to give your with regrets, we are
going to indeed to close your social Security I.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Get a plus one.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Let's just see how the RSVP shakeout, and then I'll
let you know on the day.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
That's right, Let's take a quick break and we'll be
right back. And we're back. And as mentioned Friday or
Saturday morning, Saturday morning, right, Democratic Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman
(39:39):
and her husband were murdered and another Democratic lawmaker and
their partner were wounded by gunshots that all seemed to
be perpetrated by Like we said, guy in a latex
mask and the suspect, Vance Bolter has been taking and
(40:00):
into custody.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Fully dressed like a cop, dress like a car, like too.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
Much on an suv, outfitted with lights to outwardly appear
as if it were like a law enforcement vehicle. Because
right now we're we're clearly in our everybody's a cop era.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
That's what's fucking scary. I was going to talk about
this on tomorrow's episode. But like the fucking the tolerance
for like ice in quote just like armed groups just
with no outward like credentials of any sort, just because
taking people away jacket right, one of them has a
(40:38):
police thing on their jacket, and like that's just happening,
Like people are being taken into unmarked cars by unmarked
people wearing masks. And that's why I'm I don't think
it's so if everybody's a cop, then nobody's a cop, right,
you know? Are you are we cops too? Or if
everybody's a cop, then I'm a cop too? But where's
(41:00):
the line here? Because I'm there.
Speaker 4 (41:01):
There was definitely like moments where there were those I
don't know if you probably saw, like in Boyle Heights
where like those ice people like crashed into a Mercedes
and pulled a dude out of his car with his
wife and kid there he was an American citizen, h yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
And then when then they just took.
Speaker 4 (41:15):
Off, like when they're like, oh, maybe this guy isn't it,
and they're like.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
So, who the fuck was that, Yeah, who was that.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
There's like another guy, an American citizen who like got
you know, pulled out of work and like thrown up
against a wall and he was like, here's my fucking
like real ID, you know, the thing that like is
good for travel, Yeah, for travel, like I was born
in East LA. They're like, oh, yeah, what hospital. They
(41:43):
took his real ID and would didn't give it back
to him and didn't say who they were. So like
now now he's like without that now they now he's
going to be fucking arrested if they if that happens
to him again, because he doesn't have his real ID
because they fucking took it, and like again, nobody knows
who they are.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Yeah, yeah, this is yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
And I mean the amount of like out of state
license plates so I'm seeing in the city right now,
it's wild, Like so many Arizona license plates, so many Texas.
I mean, I get they're saying that they're bringing law
enforcement from like the region in, but how many of
these people, Like who the fuck are these people? How
many these people are just like this guy Vance Bolter
who has a fucking LARPer police car and is like, yeah, man,
(42:24):
I can play dress up too and fucking get away
with some wild shit. Anyway, this guy was absolutely like,
you couldn't be more maga than this fucking guy was.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yeah, And the way that the news trickled out like
it they were being real careful that they were like
politically motivated. We're not sure. I mean, he was on
a on the board of a thing that Governor Walls
was like oversaw, and so we're not sure he was
like a fucking Trump voting minister who who failed minister,
(43:00):
yea failed minister who like it was obvious, like from
the start they found a list of seventy potential targets
in his car with Governor Walls like on the list,
Ill Representative Ilhan Omar was on the list, plus abortion
providers and advocates. So it's like, yeah, we know what's
(43:20):
going on here. But they were pretty kind of trickled
out on that front, like and even as a manhunt
is happening.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
Yeah, And there'd even be stuff like we spoke to
his roommates and they're like, yeah, he's a big Trump guy. Yeah,
and they're like he really felt that abortion was like
literal murder was kind of like his thing, kind.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Of a weird vibe, I guess.
Speaker 4 (43:43):
But yeah, but everything about him is like fits this
like profile of like your what it's like your religious extremist.
Also you have fantasies about being some kind of soldier,
like he started a private security firm. Yeah, but like
it's all fantastic, Like there's there's one of the like
(44:04):
the sort of descriptions on like this sort of website
or a page dedicated to his company, said quote. Involved
with security situations in Eastern Europe, Africa, North America, and
the Middle East, including the West Bank, southern Lebanon, and
the Gaza Strip. Bolter brings it great. Yeah, brings a
great security aspect forged by both many on the ground
(44:25):
experiences combined with training by both private security firms and
by people in the US military. He has worked for
the largest US oil refining company, the world's largest food
company based in Switzerland, and the world's largest convenience retailer
based in Japan. Now people have pointed out that he
worked at seven eleven at one point, uh huh, And
(44:47):
that's why I think he's cryptically including this thing saying
the world's largest because seven eleven is the largest convenience
retailer in Japan, right, I guess he's trying to connect
his employment at a seven eleven in the United States
as if he was doing security for seven.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
To eleven Sure Holdings broadly.
Speaker 7 (45:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
The largest food company in Switzerland is Nessle, So I
don't know, did you were drinking Nestley quick or something
to add that association?
Speaker 2 (45:16):
The US largest old what is an Exxon Mobile?
Speaker 4 (45:18):
I don't anyway all that to say complete completely, like
in this other world where he has become the protector
of all innocent people because he's fully like just bought
into this maga cult.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah, and at a time when people are out here
LARPing as or could be out here LARPing as operators,
you know, like military fucking operators with like tactical gear
and shit, like this is just really scary. And yeah,
I don't know, like it just seems like it's easy
to make the leap from like what this guy was
(45:51):
the lie he was trying to tell on his website.
I will say, like this is where AI is really
going to come in handy. They're going to help him
write stuff that helped people like him write a better paragraph,
made up background, you know, at least he wrote that
drivel himself and you can tell yeah the run. But again,
(46:11):
we're fully in this like political violence as normal era now,
you know, as of this recording, I think a lot
of people are like Trump hasn't even bothered to like
reach out to Tim Walls, Like everything that came out
of the DJ was so politically neutral, like in terms
of what's going on obviously, because they're not going to
cop to the fact that this is one of their supporters.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Although the right wing media immediately, like Mike Lee was.
Speaker 4 (46:36):
Like, whoa, this guy's this is what happens when leftists
don't get their way, and trying to cast dispersions on
all these guys like this guy was a fucking leftist freak.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Yeah, that's that. That doesn't seem to be the case
at all.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Yeah, Elon Musk called him a violent leftist when it
was like he's going on a killing spree in the
name of like uh, you know, getting rid of abortion
and is a known Trump supporter. Anyways, fucking weird times
and abroad, Israel attacked Iran like just you know, so
(47:15):
one of those things that it's like, man, when America
did it in Iraq in their early aughts. I was like, man,
this is probably going to be the start of bad shit,
you know, And it just seems like this is now
Israel seems to think that this is their right to
like you know, attack no matter what, without without provocation,
(47:39):
just just like we did.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
Yeah, this one was like it's preventative. They were really
close to having a nuclear weapon.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
That weapons of mass destruction.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
I mean, if you look at the past intelligence on
what happened, even Tulsi Gabbard is like, no, we do
not believe that they have a nuclear weapon, not there
close to it. That's Tulsi Gabbard saying that if they
wanted to fucking you know, get Hockey up in there,
they could have. But again from all sort of accepted
known fact about it, that wasn't the case. And this
(48:09):
was just sort of like, oh no, they're just going
for it now.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
There.
Speaker 4 (48:13):
They really think that they are able to now just
attack Iran with impunity, killing civilians there. Also, while the
US is like, oh, we had nothing to do with that,
we don't know anything about that. I'm not sure about that.
I highly doubt that, especially for something this is such
an escalation to be like yeah, yeah, yeah, we didn't
(48:33):
know anything about that. Now if you if that's true,
then that means Donald Trump truly has no This guy
has no control over anything anymore, like he's absolutely impotent.
Or on the other side of that is he was working.
He's like, Okay, y'all do it, but we're gonna act
like we didn't have anything to do.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Just see where it goes from there.
Speaker 4 (48:50):
Yeah, it's very, very, very wild, and like I was
just reading today in Al Jazeero, just how now that
you know Iran has you know, riscivepricated with attacks and
like directly in Tel Aviv that have like hit residential areas,
Like a lot of people now are like, WHOA, I
didn't know it was gonna come to our doorstep. I
(49:13):
thought it would be like other sort of acts of
aggression where it's sort of limited to outside of our borders,
not directly within it. Because yeah, I mean, like the
fucking sites you're seeing of just just from Iran and Israel,
it's like hellscape just seeing missiles flying down and striking buildings.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
It's really fucked up.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Yeah, definitely like endangering the lives of their own people
like in Israel, Like it's just uh.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
Just quite a projection, right because like the you know,
there's a lot of military infrastructure embedded inside downtown Tel
Aviv right to really oh interesting, huh, A lot of
projection happening, it seems.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
But yeah, it's terrifying times. You know, a lot of
civilians have been killed in Tehran, and the idea like
Trump seems to approach diplomacy is like a thing to use,
like like he promised that they would like bring about
a ceasefire if like that American Israeli hostage was released,
(50:13):
and then like immediately was like, we don't lose my number, bitch,
Like we don't know, we're not talking to you anymore.
And then in this case, like it just seems like
he thinks it's like a fun, like fake thing to
do to like not mean anything that you're talking about.
(50:33):
But it seems like that was so sypathic.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Yeah, that's sort of what the vibe is.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
And and also like strategically fucking stupid if you're just
like immediately like always shitting on the people you're pretending
to do diplomacy with and being like, well, I don't
how that happened, Like that that's you no longer have
access to diplomacy anymore, which is bad for everybody.
Speaker 4 (50:58):
Yeah, and you know, Trump has said things like, oh,
we may have to get involved. You don't want to
hear that for what this Again, a lot of people
like you, Tucker Carlson was like, we have to we
have to cut our times with Israel.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
This is like getting out of control.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
And I don't know what perspective that's actually coming from,
but regardless, the people that live in Iran do not
deserve to be killed by fucking missiles for just because
met and Yahu's like, all right, I'm deciding preemptive strike now,
and this is the you know, this is the justification
for it.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
So yeah, I don't know, maybe Kaitlyn Jenner can.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
Yeah, that was the big That was the way that
the headline was channeled by a lot of Western media.
Kaitlyn Jenner's Israel Pride parade visit disrupted by Iran war
breakout because fuck so she was in Israel, like doing
a pride parade at the site of the October seventh attack,
(51:57):
you know, with with this right wing talking point of
like saying that you're pro LGBTQ rights and also pro
not indiscriminately killing Palestinian people, those are.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Inco square that how do you swear that? Yeah, for
sure and so.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
And then she ended up drinking wine in a bomb
shelter because of a war Israel instigated. So you know,
maybe she did help people to see what the current
Israeli regime is really all about, claiming to be for
human rights while endangering the lives of everyone they claim
to care about and be protecting.
Speaker 4 (52:36):
Well, I mean, human rights is just like this abstract
perversion to most people, especially from the United States, Like
you wouldn't human rights. Most Americans don't aren't equipped to
know what human rights are, Yeah, even conceive of it.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
When General left town, she called and thanked Nan Yahoo
and Trump and proclaimed that we will liberate Iran citizens.
That like it seems like it is the most half
assed attempt at regime change in Iran. Nenyaho like launched
the attacks and then did a speech telling Iranians to
overthrow the current regime.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
He was like, prime because you're so popular, You're so
popular over there.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Yeah, called on the proud people of Iran to stand
up for their freedom from an evil and repressive regime.
Like it's like, you know, the Cuban missile crisis, just
like poorly thought through, Like so you just like throw
a couple bombs and then everybody's gonna rise up. And
because they all want access to free market capitalism. You know, god.
Speaker 4 (53:37):
Fucking we're hurtling towards disaster because of idiots.
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Yeah, well, thanks for listening to these idiots.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
Those are some of the things that are trending on
this Monday morning. We are back tomorrow with the whole
last episode of the show. Until then, be kind to
each other, be kind to yourselves, get your vaccines where
you still can get your blue shots, don't do nothing
about white supremacy, and we will talk to you all tomorrow.
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Bye bye.
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Let's fucking go. Do we we need a cold op them?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Well?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yeah, I mean, plus, look at Miles is sour puss
face mad.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
It's all fucked It's all. I can't I can't even
reference that anymore.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I don't even reference the best way to say everything's
fucked up?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Why did all fucked up? Now?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Why did entertainment one of entertainment's most fucked up vile
predators take up? It's all fucked up now. I'm gonna
do now, it's all I'm gonna do now, I'm gonna do.
I guess I'll just jump off this building and.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Off to the alley.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I'm like how he puts a different emphasis on all
the second time.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
All fucked up now, all fucked up now, some of
us up now, it's all fucked up now. It's all
funked up now.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
God, stay, who is that character?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Weird?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
It's like a six year old guy played by Adam
Sandler or Jay Leno. It's all funked up now.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Honestly, the Squeaky, the Squeaky, the Squeaky.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Tank Treads is actually the best thing we could have
hoped for.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
The specifics to.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Really underline that this is a spectacular failure.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's the fact that no one's talking while goes.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
His squeaky wheels through a dead, silent city and then
like just load like three of seven rows having people
in them and not like wined with people, like people
sprinkled throughout.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I remember seeing a very nervous looking man with his
hand over his chest in a like a red T
shirt and uh, he had like a pained grin. Uh
or he's win say, I don't know, it's very it
was lyric.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, I remember seeing there's a man with a hand
on his chest, the red vest.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
In the red vesta look on his face.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
All out man when it dance, say damn dude, when
I saying, when Bob Dylan, that's my underrated the Bob
Dylan to a Z's Impression pipeline.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this week trend edition
of Exactly That's that's the right sound for this weekend,
and what a weekend it was. My name is Jacob Brian.
That over there is mister Miles Gray. It is Monday morning.
As we record this, Israel may have started World War three.
(03:17):
Political assassinations are now being like kind of normalized a
little bit. Both in Iran, but all I mean in
these United States.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
When Paul Pelosi was attacked with a hammer that didn't
move the needle much.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
No, So it's been normalizing, but at least we are
able to celebrate America again after a sick sick parade
honoring geer leaders. It was it did seem a little
under the weather, did not seem to be at Yeah,
(03:52):
I'd say it was like, you know, people are like,
I'm at like ninety percent right now, ache.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Straight, Tommy, I'm doing boo boo because i my tummy
hurts of a parade.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
But yeah, we'll talk about that.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
We'll get to all that an more. But first, Miles,
we do like to get to know each other a
little bit better by holding hands, making unblinking eye contact,
and telling each other something we think is underrated, something
we think is overrated. Miles, is there something that you
think is overrated?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I would say bringing in couples intimacy exercises into our
podcast recordings is a little a little much.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I think that's.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Purely for building intimacy amongst romantic couples. I think with
the locking eye contact and okay, at from what I've
seen on reality shows they do that for couples.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Aside from that, not much, not much, not much. Yeah
yeah ah wait no, no, what was I saying here?
Let me scroll down to whatever I was gonna rant about. Oh,
Father's Day, Father's Day.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Come on, man, we only get one day. We l shit, man,
we only get one wee dole man.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
This shit at least we don't need it in this
whatever this capacity is. And I don't mean like obviously
everything like the very traditional whatever America thinks Father's Day is,
I think is an absolute fucking l is the dumbest
shit ever. Like there was someone with a tweet like
along the lines of it's like, well if my dad
(05:27):
isn't barbecuing his golf on the boat, I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
To get him.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
That kind of shit where it's like, okay, dad, it
reveals how rigid like we even just define fatherhood even
it's like, well, if your dad your boat golf or barbecue,
I'm a boat.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Are you a boat dad or a barbecue dad?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I'm a barbecue boat. That's me.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I'm a barbecue boat. Not really into the golf, but
I'm a barbecue boat. And just like seeing all this stuff,
like every it's funny because her Magic's like, what do
you want for fox?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I'm like really don't care.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Like I just like, let's go eat, let's all hang out,
go see my dad and we can that.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
That's fine.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
I just want a little time to maybe like dj
uh and that's I would I would call that a success.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
And like, what.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
About the DJ dads? Yeah, exactly, what about barbecue boat?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Okay, But it's just funny because like so many listicals
are like basically like here's the for the grill master
in your life, here's for the freak for the cigar guy.
Just please, you know, there's like other hobbies, like, you know,
baseball still applies here, sports basketball.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
But just the distillation down to barbecue boat golf.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Hey, speaking of distillation, what kind of whiskey did you
drink on Father's Day?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Oh, God, Brother Jesus Christ, I had.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I had Ethiopian food, That's what I wanted for Yeah,
I'm just I was just loading up on Injira.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
So yeah, all that to say Father's Day, I think
just corporate America just fucking.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Leave us alone.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
Man.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
We know how to like honor the people in our
lives the way we want to without you saying.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Like, which one of these four archetypes are you?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, and yeah, I went none a barbecue boat.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
You are barbecue boat. I'm barbecue boudj.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
My only dream Just get a boat man, Just have
a boat. I don't really have a body of water
that I want to go to, but just having that
ship on my trailer.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, yourway. So I kep in your boat so I have.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
An excuse to wear my boat shoes everywhere. That's so
sick to have a boat you just have permanently parked
in your driveway and you just kind of hop in
it on Sundays and just like kind of turn the
turn sports radio on. That's where I hide out. Yeah,
I keep the cover over the top.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Jesus, there's a Boston bombing reference in there.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Something that's smoking weed in his boat again Jesus, how
do you know how that's smoke coming out from under
the tar?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, and that is It does give a great place
for UH bombers to hide.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Isn't that where they on? That one thing, like in
the back of a boat.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
He's hiding in a boat. Yeah, all right, My overrated
is how well thought out our decisions are?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I'm going back to I'm going back.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
To the cold gat study. There's a there's a new
the the New Yorker. Let Malcolm Gladwell write an article
for them that's just a it's just a book review.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
But he he.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Kind of goes back to, you know, he has his
obsession of like that that he's often gotten wrong of,
like why do people commit crimes? And he in Tipping Point,
he was like this broken windows policing where they just
like kind of fix the windows and arrest people for
hopping turnstiles and it's over.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You got it.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
And then so in the he in this article he's like,
so it turns out because that was deemed unconstitutional, it
was made illegal, and crime kept going down in New
York after we had given credit to the stop and
frisk policing. A lot of crime, a lot of violent crime,
is not like planned out. It's not done with any
(09:12):
rational part of the mind. But the entire carceral system
is designed with the assumption that like punishment in prison
will appeal, Like it's like trying to like create this
like rational bargaining chip essentially in people's with like the
thinking part of people's mind. So I mean the bummer
of the article is that the clear answer is like
(09:33):
gun control and getting guns out of people's hands, and
they're just like, yeah, but that's not gonna happen. So
like maybe broken windows policing so more people are on
the streets, and there's also training and like community based
solutions that all work better than the you know, police
being there to arrest you, to put you in jail
(09:56):
so that you rationally decide it's not worth it, which
just like we've seen time and time again, like doesn't work.
But yeah, it's just like kind of a rethinking of
like why people commit crimes or self harm. Like all
the evidence suggests like the vast majority is happening because
(10:17):
people are like making a decision that they wouldn't make
thirty seconds later. But it's just like how we think
about that shit.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
It's like that easy access to things that can do
untold damage making the hard bit there the heart.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, the need more cops though, maybe we need more
maybe more cops with guns.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, rather than take away the things that
are doing the killing. Yeah, it's just wild house. So
many times you have these studies.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Like, well, well, since we can't do that, right, Yeah,
straight up, that's how the article is like, and the
author is basically like uncontrols amount starter in the United States,
So we have to like move on to these other solutions.
But it's just it's wild.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
That like them.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Gladwell, that is the obvious and clear thing that would
you know, help turn this around. It just isn't there
all right, Miles, what's something you think is underrated?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Underrated?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
How fucking hard it is to get a toddler to
sleep in a fucking bed? Oh ah, is my newest
thing that is causing me a severe sleep deprivation where
I'm losing my grip on everything. I'm losing my grip
on my mouse. I can't even use the computer good
because I'm so tired.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
But the guys, shot is like almost two and a half.
He can now he's Ethan hunt fully doing his own
stunts getting out of the crib like fucking gracefully.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
It's wild.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
He will ninja up here like he can even knows
how to open the door like quietly hit this dude,
because he's got fucking like espionage skills already.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Yeah, so obviously the thing is like, okay, he's ready
for the toddler bed.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
The crib.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
If he's getting out, you know, time to move on
the way. This dude somehow taps into new forms of
like sources of energy when it's like two hours well
past when he's supposed to be asleep, and then he's.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Like wow, wow, wow, just like tying himself like what
do you guys? Yes, for real, I'm like and I'm
trying to think. I'm like I'm going to sleep too,
Like come on, let's go to sleep in here.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Anyway, all this to say is I am looking for
unsolicited advice.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It's solicited now, please, yes.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Because I've done the thing, like I put him down,
walk out, and when he comes back out, very calmly,
be like, okay, we're going back to bed, not really
entertaining it, not doing a whole like song and dance
about it like it's time for bed. It's time for bed.
This dude is he's got the heart of a champion.
That's the only thing I try and look at positively.
I'm like, yo, this motherfucker ain't going down ever. So
(12:47):
good for you, but yeah, this has been so hard,
and it's like one of those things as a parent,
there's so much shit on the internet and so many
other like especially now with social media, so many people
can give their anecdotes on like how this has transpired
for them. There's someone like, oh my god, it was
so easy, Like they don't even get out of their bed.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
And I'm like, I, this isn't this isn't him. He
used to sleep really well.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
So anyway, I'm just saying, any zeitgang parents out there,
I have a toddler who will not stay in the bed.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Gets out the room. I need I need some other tactics.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I'm not going to go to him where you lay
down next to them on like on the floor, so
you're so they like know you're there, and then they
go to sleep, You fall asleep, you wake up, they're gone,
You go to your bed and there in your spot.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Oh I have not had that yet. I did that
last night. I got him to he went to sleep
at eleven last night.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
And that was off of me and being like, okay,
well I'm asleep next to you, because before I was like, okay,
we want to rub your back. He's like rub my
bad yeah, yeah yeah, And then I was like, well
you know, I'm going to sleep. I was trying to
model some behavior I'm like, well, this is what we do.
We're sleeping. I'm not even touching you, Like, look, you're
gonna if you look at Dad, he's out.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
And then he fell asleep.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Then then fucking two hours hours later, I think he
like rustled realized he wasn't like in his crib, he
was like on his like new bed, and he just.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Came out of the room and was like, I got
I'm free on that. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Yeah, So anyway, if I sound weirder than usual this week,
just know that's what I'm That's what I got on
my plateiffs.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
You know, like everything else gestures broadly.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, that sucks. That's a that's a really tough period
for sure.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
I'm always just telling myself it's temporary. I've gone through
longer streaks of terrible sleep deprivation due to my own
behaviors as a young person, so i feel like I'm
equipped to be able to stay up. I'm just like,
I'm just looking for some for some some progress.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah, it's different because it's out of your control. They're monsters.
They just they don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Well, and then you have to do that whole zen
Buddhist thing where I'm like the You know, the crocodile
only knows to bite.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
That is what the crocodile does.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
You know what I mean, Like in the same way,
like the child only knows to stay up and be rebellious.
And I have to like then because a lot of
the times you just want to.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Be like, just please listen to me. Oh my god,
you're gonna get so much conflicting advice.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Oh yeah, there's already.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
I mean again, from the from the onset of this
child's life. From from birth, I've always just known to
be like, you know your kid, you do what works
with how you understand your child, versus like because I
used to get stressed being like.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
The book says to do this it is working.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Versus like, if that's not working, let's figure out what
does based on what we know of every little baby.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Little baby.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Speaking of the baby, my underrated is uh the la
Boo Boo doll is oh wow, is coming specifically the
creepiness of the la Boo boo doll. It's like the
new hot shit with children and like some adults like
it's like a trendy.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I know more adults that are with the la booboo
than the children.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, they have like they're ugly, like I would say,
and there they have like sharp teeth. They seem so
my theory on the Laboudo if you don't know what
it is, it's a doll that's made out of China
that is like blowing up. People are like traveling to
like try and buy buy these up. There's like it's
(16:14):
it has all the hallmarks of like a Beanie Baby
Tickle Me Elmo craze where like yeah, there's like fights
at the stores and like just one day I didn't
know what they were, and like two days later, I'm
like both hearing about them, like from my kids, from
my wife front like seeing them just around like yeah,
on people's bags and shit, just like everywhere. But I
(16:37):
think so. My seven year old swears up and down
that when one of like the older cool kids at
their school brought one to school, he saw it like
open its eyes and give him a creepy smile, which
he's definitely like the imaginative one.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Wait, so this is you saw Miss Crabob and Principal
Skinner in the closet making babies, And I saw one
of the babies and the baby looked at me.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah, baby, looked at l Wigham.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Opened his eyes, gave creepy smile. Hell yeah, but I
think so this is my theory. So back at Crack
we wrote about this, like there's a real black market
for dolls that are supposed to be haunted. Creepy dolls
is like a big thing, like and then you know,
there's also the Halloween costume test where uh, you know,
(17:30):
creepy doll is a costume you see pretty regularly on Halloween.
And then just like unending number of movies about creepy dolls,
Like there's the campy ones that are like Chucky and
m Threegan, but then like for real like Annabelle Conjuring movies,
that's just like those are if you haven't seen those,
those are like creepy doll movies, Like that's it's a
(17:52):
haunted doll. And I think that like having a doll
that like just comes pre haunted like kind of not
it's not explicitly how they're selling it, but like you
compare it to like previous ones, I think that there
is a like that that's part of the appeal.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
And like that's yeah, do.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
You think with the people, what is it about a
creepy doll that people like.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I don't. I don't. The last fucking thing I want.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Is a creepy fucking doll, Like I'll pull that shit
in the fire, get it the I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I don't want it. I'm not interested in it. I
don't know. I don't.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I don't know. It's just like you to something that that.
I mean, we've been We've had creepy dolls on our altars,
free or I'm but yeah, I I don't know. I
don't know if this is how it's being marketed, but
I do think that it is like how kids are
like talking about and like marketing it to each other.
Just this like kind of aggressive, scary, like if you
(18:49):
look at this thing, you're like, this thing wants to
kill you.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Right, I mean it's I don't get that. You don't
get that.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
The sharp teeth they have, like the stupid greenny f
it feels like it's on purps ugly, you know what
I mean, It's like ugly cute. But I think the
other part is like this is just along to anything
with like beanie babies, Pokemon or whatever. This is just
it activates the completionist collector in a consumer oh for sure,
because it's like, bro, I can't think I'm just fucking
(19:16):
rocking with one fucking little boo boo.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Well, and the really smart thing they do is you
buy them in blind box lind boxes yep. So you
buy a box and then there's the big experience of
opening it being like did I get the one I wanted?
And if you didn't, you know that that's obviously a
major genre of social media video now. But like also
(19:38):
if you didn't get the one you wanted, then gotta
gotta go back, gotta go back to work, and started
like that's.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Fucked up, because like even crack, you know that shit's hitten.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
If you buy a crack where it's.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Like trying to make a fiend on you and they're like,
you got that salt, same one. Sorry, this was a placebo.
If you want to come back to the plug and buy,
you'll re up.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Go ahead, deer ever tried that, just like people real lindbox.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
You want a spider bag, Okay, let's see what's in there.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
I mean that that does work. The like randomness like
that that is one of the rules of uh, like
online games that are addictive. I guess the crack itself
is addictive enough, but that would be a good way to.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Well, like any drug, right, Like a lot of the
time you're chasing that first high, like with the drug.
But even even when you become dependent on something, you
know there's a consistency to what it's delivering to your body.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
But I feel like in.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
These these like blind boxes or just the fucking like
this is in video games too, There's so many things
like this random chance like this is why, like you know,
the EU is trying to fucking be like.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
This is gambling y'all are talking about. Yeah, but anyway, the.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Little boo boo boo boo is coming for all of
our Unfortunately.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
I think all it took was for me to see
an adult friend of mine have like a few and
I went, mmmm, okay, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
For you to write that friend off, or for you
to be like all right, no, for.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Me to be like, I already know this isn't for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Have you seen these? I'm like, what is it? What
are you talking about? And I'm like, oh, you're talking
about little toys.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
No no, no, no no no no no no no
no no.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
It is not my type of dad. I am not
a little toy.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Dad.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Barbecue boat, the barbecue boat. Let's take a quick break.
We'll come back, we'll talk about the weekend.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
And we're back.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
We're back, and we're bick So yeah, I mean, big,
big showdown, big up. The Barbenheimer of the weekend was
Trump's parade versus the No Kings protests. Everyone is reel
declaring war World War three. Yeah, that was also a
thing that happened, which.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Yeah, which one? Which God take.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Your also assassination, uh, my political assassination Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
And that was all that should happened within like thirty
six outs.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah, it was just like Saturday morning was fucking crazy.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yeah, you're like, what happened? Oh boy?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah, the guy and the guy posing as a cop
wearing there's too much fucking shit on me latex mask.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
It looked like a Walter White. I think he's wearing
a Walter White Holloway mask.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Man, well we'll get to him. What's that, what's what's
the character's name?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Frank Havoc Frank, I think yeah, from I think you
should leave.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
It's not funny. But let's talk about Trump's parade. Uh,
this was his big it was it was celebrating the
army and the army's birthday. We know what it was
all about.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Yeah, celebrating fucking your micro ego, sir, That's all this
thing was. I remember obviously lead up, We're like, what
the fuck he's gonna have like ICBM launchers like on
the street, fucking tanks, howitzers, troops.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
And all kinds of dude. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
I guess aside from it being canceled, that probably would
have been the biggest L. But that's the best way
for this to be in L was the way it
went down Saturday, which was so poorly attended, such little enthusiasm,
Marco Rubio almost dying trying to fight off publicly yawning
on the stage because cameras running. He did that thing
(23:34):
where you know what, you're trying and hide a yawn
and you like almost break your jaw.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
You're like, yeah, yeah, you just breaking in your eyes
or water and you're like it's like making noise trying
to fight off a yam.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
It felt like that thing where like it feels like
a when you're a kid and like there's like that
one kid who's the cool kid, and everyone just does
whatever the cool kid wants because they have no mind
of their own even if they do something like all
everyone's like, well, we got to do what Donald wants,
I guess go to this Grandpa parade with no energy,
no excitement at all.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
And there was like, no, this is really cool to
be here right down.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I mean he was almost nodding off too, like the
he looked not pleased, but also like it would have
been even worse attended, as we talked about last week,
like they had it not been for like the reporting
that was like they're not even going to his parade.
They're't even going to your parade, sir, Like about like
all the fucking GOP politicians who were like, yeah, I'm
(24:31):
not going, man, what are you all up to this weekend?
When I go to that shit? So, sir, we have
a disturbing report for you. But anyways, the White House
obviously as they do, claiming two hundred and fifty thousand
people showed up, reportedly far fewer than the expected two
(24:51):
hundred thousand, while the No King's protests across the country
drew more than five million people that I don't know, man,
that they were everywhere. I don't I don't know that
they're punting everyone, because I mean they.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Said they're they're the estimates between five and eleven million
people nationwide, which is you know, some are like this
may be the largest protest in American history in terms
of like just pure turnout. But that parade, right you,
Like I was out there, there was a local one
I went to in the valley, like a demonstration on Saturday.
(25:28):
Fucking people scream, fucking screaming, okay, like losing it and
you know, just you know, yeah, your cheeky meme posters
everything like that, but you juxtapose that energy with what
the fucking crowds at this.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Parade.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, the squeaky no joke.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
This isn't like some kind of thing where they're like,
oh this you guys are playing a thing from like
way like way before. When they're practicing. This is in
the middle of the parade, the thick of it. There's
old tanks like from the World War Two rolling down
the street and it literally sounds like that scene I'm
Saving Private Ryan when they're throwing the sticky bombs on
the German tanks. It's just creaky dead side And listen
(26:10):
to this crowd too. But I think I heard a clap.
Could we get that clap?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Here's a clap? God, there was, there was, there was,
it was it was this one.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah, it's it sounds like it's gonna start something here.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
It sounds like someone got off their riding mower to
talk to a neighbor really quick.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
The so that scene insane in private, Ryan, Like the
whole thing that is like so effective about it is
that they this invasion is happening into this small town
where they're like basically hiding out. It's quiet, like it's
dead quiet because everybody's hiding and like nobody you know,
so you just hear the tanks and like the squeaky underwheel.
(27:03):
This is in the midst of a fucking parade, in
the middle of a parade where there's a quarter million
people allegedly. Yeah, that's so wild, good fucking god echoing around. Yeah,
we did get the impromptu in quotes rendition of Happy
Birthday where when.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
They're hitting people with cattle prods probably fucking sing right now,
he's fucking losing it because the tanks were too squeaky.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
He asked if we could w d forty them. He
doesn't understand old machinery.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yeah whatever, there's that Stephen Chung, you know, one of
his you know, propaganda mouthpieces, like, oh my god, there's
so many people there.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
No, there fucking wasn't, dude.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
And I feel so bad for you that you have
to fucking say thousands of people is two hundred and
fifty thousand people?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Just so because your life depends on it.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yeah, everything about it was pretty pretty sad. The appearance
on Fox though, from that woman Rebecca Koffler.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah, that was. I think that sums it hut like that.
That was by far the best moment of the parade.
Is somebody who just came came through to Fox and
was just there to talk about like why why this
worked and represent the energy that this administration was bringing
to this parade. And I think we I think the
(28:26):
clip speaks for itself.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Miles.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I think we should just let let her cook.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah, let's just let Rebecca cook.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Rebecca Coffler cook.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Let Rebecca Coffler cook up another mimosa or drink.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Here we go with us now.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
Is former Defense Until Agency officer Rebecca Koffler.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Rebecca, what are your thoughts tonight on the showery? Real quick?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
What are the names of these two anchors.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
I'll tell you this guy on the left is not
Lucas Tomlinson. He's not that she's gonna say, she's gonna
call this man the wrong name.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
And look at this face already when they punch her
in for her for her hit.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Look at her the boo boo ass smile. She's got the.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Booboo esque yeah, giant smile, teeth flying out in all
different directions.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I'm powered by right Aid champagne.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Uh. Here she goes shout out to right A Vodka,
by the way, that was my that was my ship
when I when I had when I was in my worst,
lowest point, right Vodka six dollars man.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yikes.
Speaker 7 (29:34):
Yeah, yeah, she saw her tonight from the Commander in
Chief on the Army's two hundred and fiftieth birthday.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
I am so exciting Emily and.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Lucas Tomlinson. Lucas.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
First of all, there's this man is black that she's
referring to. Lucas Thomlinson is not black. Yeah, she's she's
not you. I thought for a second, I was like,
that must be another black man on Fox.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
She's just doing like, hey there, but no She's so gone.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
She's like, is black is doing the head turns from
the black and white?
Speaker 8 (30:12):
Like this is incredible. Finally the United States is uh
is back. I want really thank all of our army
maybe and em force.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
So that's where I'm like, wait, did something happen?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Yeah, this goes on for another minute because right now
you know they're just panicked in that fucking director.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
But they're like, don get her the fuck.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
They cut back to the people, the interviewers, and they're
like yeah, so they just keep trying to like hear her,
but she's a fucking this is her getting train, this
is her getting thank you right off the fucking broadcast.
Speaker 8 (30:55):
Wars Jones, you are doing you're rasing.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Man like you.
Speaker 8 (31:01):
Guys have pressed Lucas.
Speaker 7 (31:03):
Thank you so much, Rebecca think against the break, thank you,
thank you God damn what he was about to say
for real?
Speaker 4 (31:16):
She's so it is so wild because people they were
clocking on her Twitter. She posted a picture of some
weird ass champagne and was like, they just moved my
Fox News hit back in an hour, So I guess
I'll have another champagne as I wait celebrating.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah, okay, so it wasn't okay good. There are parts
of that where like we were watching it before we
started recording, and Brian the editor and I were like,
are we like can we laugh at this, because like
it could be somebody who's had like suffered some manner
of no, no, no, no, have a stroke like on air.
(31:52):
That's and also Fox News with their ableism, I doubt
they would ever allow somebody on their their network.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Who, like someone would different no no no, no, no no,
get the drunk lately.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Get the drunk CIA person.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
That's what she is, a former CIA agent and Mimosa champion,
current practicing alcoholic. Come on, o on, come on, Rebecca,
I just want to say, all right, so shout out
to that. Meanwhile, the rest of America, like across the country, Yeah,
(32:32):
LA had the biggest uh unsurprisingly because yeah, for for
many obvious and good reasons. But they were they were everywhere.
I mean there they were protests in Alaska. Uh.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I don't know where else.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
I'm not if there was a place where there are
people who have heard of Donald Trump or were like yeah,
I'd rather not have that. They were out Yeah, every state,
there's every not like there's not a single place there wasn't.
There were like thirteen marches in like Wyoming.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
It was really really really wild to see and again,
very peaceful until the cops started being violent.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
The cops didn't seem police peaceful. They seemed police. They
seemed ready to fucking trigger finger.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
It was a police full protest, absolutely, and it was
to the point where like there were like anchors from
like NBC and ABC who were just sort of like wow,
like you know, embedded in the pro like, wow, this
is a really peaceful protest, and then off out of
nowhere some fucking maniac who commutes from Oxnard to be
l a p D which is like.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Mother just like shove a guy. Yeah, like kind of
confused in the background.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Yeah, they were even just like this is a lot,
We're just walking with people. I don't know if this
is necessary, but sadly there are also some like violent moments,
like in Salt Lake City, a protester was killed by
a member of the he's keeping team who was he
keeping at another person in the crowd believed to have
had a rifle.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Mmm.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Then like you know, someone got like you know, people,
a guy who drove through a crowd of people I
forget what state that was. I mean, this wasn't without
some wild ship because if you remember, I don't know
if you remember on Friday, the right online was like
this thing's gonna turn into a violent I don't know
what they were trying to do. I think maybe they
were trying to prepare like right wing audiences for any
(34:30):
sort of breakout of like chaos to be like this
is them trying to do the revolution right now, they're
trying they're gonna do the revolution.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
There was a lot of like they're gonna do the
revolution tomorrow on No King's Day.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
They're gonna do the revelation with uh, I want to
go back to brunch, signs in their hands. Yeah that
was Oh man, I mean it looks again it's we
hold the fucking protesters to such a high standard. It's like,
I I don't know, like we Yeah, there were some
bad but there were like some great signs and just
(35:02):
like yeah, just go like going to one that was
like close to our house, like I had our seven
year old, so like we just like stopped by and
like just seeing other people who like live around us,
who I like recognize or know who are like outraged
it's just like affirming to be like, yeah, everybody thinks
(35:24):
this sucks, you know, and.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
There's an older dude who lives in the building, is
me bro he was. I was on one of those
moments who I said, oh shit, yeah that's you.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah, some of the older people who I would have assumed,
like you know what when you see like thirty percent
of the people in your neighborhood voted for Trump, Like
I'm looking at the older people, you know, right, and like,
definitely it was some old people, but not all old people.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Yeah, no, but it was some kind.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
It was wild, though, to see just like how sort
of diverse, like how spread across the ideological spectrum people were,
because you had you had your Free Palestine people, you
had people who were talking about universal health care, people
for DACA, like really specific things that all intertwined with
what the president is doing and what this administration stands for.
And then you definitely had the people of like like, no,
(36:15):
I'm not joking. I saw multiple if kamalav one we
would be at brunch.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Sides and I was like, oh, my set's child, that's
see it's okay, Well, hey you're out here.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
That's step one that's step one, and then maybe we
can educate ourselves on you know, what liberation looks like
for all people and how we need to hold our
leaders accountable for that. But yeah, it was again huge
fucking turnout, which Trump absolutely hated because he's now saying
he wants to ramp up ice raids in like cities
like New York, Chicago, LA, which had again pretty big turnouts.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah, for while his little birthday was going on.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Yeah, I mean when you think about the budget that
was spent over this weekend on getting the protesters out,
Like I went to one and like made a cool
two thousand dollars you know, one thousand dollars ahead.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Oh that's it.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yeah. Wow, what were you pulling? Which paid a is
George Soros's cousin.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Oh you got to get.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Metal agents, my reps. Get me at least five grand. Wow,
you got five grand, six grand, six grand if I
hold a sign, ten grand if I hold a sign
and post.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
On mad damn.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Yeah, I mean yeah, I got I got the wrong
I got the wrong protester agent. Uh that I wonder
if they're looking at that being like, huh, the people
who are like they're they're all being paid to go
out there.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Right, I'm like, how come yalling?
Speaker 4 (37:45):
But I mean, I'm sure you would have heard about
it if they were handing out money to any old
motherfuckers to get out there. But again, that's their time
honored sort of propaganda tactic to be like, these people
actually aren't outraged, there's nothing to be outraged about. They're
paid to pretend that everything is falling apart around them.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah, so I'm hoping this is like, you know, I
have to imagine a lot of people were hardened to
be like, oh everybody else, Like, there's a lot of
people or there's a lot of us who are outraged
by this, you know, not all for the same reasons,
not all with the same exact politics. But and hopefully
this is just the beginning, you know, and makes it
(38:25):
harder and harder for the people who support Trump to
just be like, you know, well, this is this is
all made up? Yeah, you know, when you see your
actual neighbor, hopefully this turns into like a little more Yeah.
I mean, the rsvping for the protest thing was a
very odd move. I did not I was like, you don't,
(38:45):
we don't need to do that. You don't need to.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
You don't need to r s VP for a protest,
and you shouldn't be asking people to submit their information
to be like.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
And will you be there and can you give us
your information to do that?
Speaker 4 (38:56):
Are you building like an address book for email distribution or.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Is this just you know, I think more people like
if you want to give your with regrets, we are
going to indeed to close your social Security I.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Get a plus one.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Let's just see how the RSVP shakeout, and then I'll
let you know on the day.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
That's right, Let's take a quick break and we'll be
right back. And we're back. And as mentioned Friday or
Saturday morning, Saturday morning, right, Democratic Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman
(39:39):
and her husband were murdered and another Democratic lawmaker and
their partner were wounded by gunshots that all seemed to
be perpetrated by Like we said, guy in a latex
mask and the suspect, Vance Bolter has been taking and
(40:00):
into custody.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Fully dressed like a cop, dress like a car, like too.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
Much on an suv, outfitted with lights to outwardly appear
as if it were like a law enforcement vehicle. Because
right now we're we're clearly in our everybody's a cop era.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
That's what's fucking scary. I was going to talk about
this on tomorrow's episode. But like the fucking the tolerance
for like ice in quote just like armed groups just
with no outward like credentials of any sort, just because
taking people away jacket right, one of them has a
(40:38):
police thing on their jacket, and like that's just happening,
Like people are being taken into unmarked cars by unmarked
people wearing masks. And that's why I'm I don't think
it's so if everybody's a cop, then nobody's a cop, right,
you know? Are you are we cops too? Or if
everybody's a cop, then I'm a cop too? But where's
(41:00):
the line here? Because I'm there.
Speaker 4 (41:01):
There was definitely like moments where there were those I
don't know if you probably saw, like in Boyle Heights
where like those ice people like crashed into a Mercedes
and pulled a dude out of his car with his
wife and kid there he was an American citizen, h yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
And then when then they just took.
Speaker 4 (41:15):
Off, like when they're like, oh, maybe this guy isn't it,
and they're like.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
So, who the fuck was that, Yeah, who was that.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
There's like another guy, an American citizen who like got
you know, pulled out of work and like thrown up
against a wall and he was like, here's my fucking
like real ID, you know, the thing that like is
good for travel, Yeah, for travel, like I was born
in East LA. They're like, oh, yeah, what hospital. They
(41:43):
took his real ID and would didn't give it back
to him and didn't say who they were. So like
now now he's like without that now they now he's
going to be fucking arrested if they if that happens
to him again, because he doesn't have his real ID
because they fucking took it, and like again, nobody knows
who they are.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Yeah, yeah, this is yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
And I mean the amount of like out of state
license plates so I'm seeing in the city right now,
it's wild, Like so many Arizona license plates, so many Texas.
I mean, I get they're saying that they're bringing law
enforcement from like the region in, but how many of
these people, Like who the fuck are these people? How
many these people are just like this guy Vance Bolter
who has a fucking LARPer police car and is like, yeah, man,
(42:24):
I can play dress up too and fucking get away
with some wild shit. Anyway, this guy was absolutely like,
you couldn't be more maga than this fucking guy was.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yeah, And the way that the news trickled out like
it they were being real careful that they were like
politically motivated. We're not sure. I mean, he was on
a on the board of a thing that Governor Walls
was like oversaw, and so we're not sure he was
like a fucking Trump voting minister who who failed minister,
(43:00):
yea failed minister who like it was obvious, like from
the start they found a list of seventy potential targets
in his car with Governor Walls like on the list,
Ill Representative Ilhan Omar was on the list, plus abortion
providers and advocates. So it's like, yeah, we know what's
(43:20):
going on here. But they were pretty kind of trickled
out on that front, like and even as a manhunt
is happening.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
Yeah, And there'd even be stuff like we spoke to
his roommates and they're like, yeah, he's a big Trump guy. Yeah,
and they're like he really felt that abortion was like
literal murder was kind of like his thing, kind.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Of a weird vibe, I guess.
Speaker 4 (43:43):
But yeah, but everything about him is like fits this
like profile of like your what it's like your religious extremist.
Also you have fantasies about being some kind of soldier,
like he started a private security firm. Yeah, but like
it's all fantastic, Like there's there's one of the like
(44:04):
the sort of descriptions on like this sort of website
or a page dedicated to his company, said quote. Involved
with security situations in Eastern Europe, Africa, North America, and
the Middle East, including the West Bank, southern Lebanon, and
the Gaza Strip. Bolter brings it great. Yeah, brings a
great security aspect forged by both many on the ground
(44:25):
experiences combined with training by both private security firms and
by people in the US military. He has worked for
the largest US oil refining company, the world's largest food
company based in Switzerland, and the world's largest convenience retailer
based in Japan. Now people have pointed out that he
worked at seven eleven at one point, uh huh, And
(44:47):
that's why I think he's cryptically including this thing saying
the world's largest because seven eleven is the largest convenience
retailer in Japan, right, I guess he's trying to connect
his employment at a seven eleven in the United States
as if he was doing security for seven.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
To eleven Sure Holdings broadly.
Speaker 7 (45:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
The largest food company in Switzerland is Nessle, So I
don't know, did you were drinking Nestley quick or something
to add that association?
Speaker 2 (45:16):
The US largest old what is an Exxon Mobile?
Speaker 4 (45:18):
I don't anyway all that to say complete completely, like
in this other world where he has become the protector
of all innocent people because he's fully like just bought
into this maga cult.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah, and at a time when people are out here
LARPing as or could be out here LARPing as operators,
you know, like military fucking operators with like tactical gear
and shit, like this is just really scary. And yeah,
I don't know, like it just seems like it's easy
to make the leap from like what this guy was
(45:51):
the lie he was trying to tell on his website.
I will say, like this is where AI is really
going to come in handy. They're going to help him
write stuff that helped people like him write a better paragraph,
made up background, you know, at least he wrote that
drivel himself and you can tell yeah the run. But again,
(46:11):
we're fully in this like political violence as normal era now,
you know, as of this recording, I think a lot
of people are like Trump hasn't even bothered to like
reach out to Tim Walls, Like everything that came out
of the DJ was so politically neutral, like in terms
of what's going on obviously, because they're not going to
cop to the fact that this is one of their supporters.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Although the right wing media immediately, like Mike Lee was.
Speaker 4 (46:36):
Like, whoa, this guy's this is what happens when leftists
don't get their way, and trying to cast dispersions on
all these guys like this guy was a fucking leftist freak.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Yeah, that's that. That doesn't seem to be the case
at all.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Yeah, Elon Musk called him a violent leftist when it
was like he's going on a killing spree in the
name of like uh, you know, getting rid of abortion
and is a known Trump supporter. Anyways, fucking weird times
and abroad, Israel attacked Iran like just you know, so
(47:15):
one of those things that it's like, man, when America
did it in Iraq in their early aughts. I was like, man,
this is probably going to be the start of bad shit,
you know, And it just seems like this is now
Israel seems to think that this is their right to
like you know, attack no matter what, without without provocation,
(47:39):
just just like we did.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
Yeah, this one was like it's preventative. They were really
close to having a nuclear weapon.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
That weapons of mass destruction.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
I mean, if you look at the past intelligence on
what happened, even Tulsi Gabbard is like, no, we do
not believe that they have a nuclear weapon, not there
close to it. That's Tulsi Gabbard saying that if they
wanted to fucking you know, get Hockey up in there,
they could have. But again from all sort of accepted
known fact about it, that wasn't the case. And this
(48:09):
was just sort of like, oh no, they're just going
for it now.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
There.
Speaker 4 (48:13):
They really think that they are able to now just
attack Iran with impunity, killing civilians there. Also, while the
US is like, oh, we had nothing to do with that,
we don't know anything about that. I'm not sure about that.
I highly doubt that, especially for something this is such
an escalation to be like yeah, yeah, yeah, we didn't
(48:33):
know anything about that. Now if you if that's true,
then that means Donald Trump truly has no This guy
has no control over anything anymore, like he's absolutely impotent.
Or on the other side of that is he was working.
He's like, Okay, y'all do it, but we're gonna act
like we didn't have anything to do.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Just see where it goes from there.
Speaker 4 (48:50):
Yeah, it's very, very, very wild, and like I was
just reading today in Al Jazeero, just how now that
you know Iran has you know, riscivepricated with attacks and
like directly in Tel Aviv that have like hit residential areas,
Like a lot of people now are like, WHOA, I
didn't know it was gonna come to our doorstep. I
(49:13):
thought it would be like other sort of acts of
aggression where it's sort of limited to outside of our borders,
not directly within it. Because yeah, I mean, like the
fucking sites you're seeing of just just from Iran and Israel,
it's like hellscape just seeing missiles flying down and striking buildings.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
It's really fucked up.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Yeah, definitely like endangering the lives of their own people
like in Israel, Like it's just uh.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
Just quite a projection, right because like the you know,
there's a lot of military infrastructure embedded inside downtown Tel
Aviv right to really oh interesting, huh, A lot of
projection happening, it seems.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
But yeah, it's terrifying times. You know, a lot of
civilians have been killed in Tehran, and the idea like
Trump seems to approach diplomacy is like a thing to use,
like like he promised that they would like bring about
a ceasefire if like that American Israeli hostage was released,
(50:13):
and then like immediately was like, we don't lose my number, bitch,
Like we don't know, we're not talking to you anymore.
And then in this case, like it just seems like
he thinks it's like a fun, like fake thing to
do to like not mean anything that you're talking about.
(50:33):
But it seems like that was so sypathic.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Yeah, that's sort of what the vibe is.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
And and also like strategically fucking stupid if you're just
like immediately like always shitting on the people you're pretending
to do diplomacy with and being like, well, I don't
how that happened, Like that that's you no longer have
access to diplomacy anymore, which is bad for everybody.
Speaker 4 (50:58):
Yeah, and you know, Trump has said things like, oh,
we may have to get involved. You don't want to
hear that for what this Again, a lot of people
like you, Tucker Carlson was like, we have to we
have to cut our times with Israel.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
This is like getting out of control.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
And I don't know what perspective that's actually coming from,
but regardless, the people that live in Iran do not
deserve to be killed by fucking missiles for just because
met and Yahu's like, all right, I'm deciding preemptive strike now,
and this is the you know, this is the justification
for it.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
So yeah, I don't know, maybe Kaitlyn Jenner can.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
Yeah, that was the big That was the way that
the headline was channeled by a lot of Western media.
Kaitlyn Jenner's Israel Pride parade visit disrupted by Iran war
breakout because fuck so she was in Israel, like doing
a pride parade at the site of the October seventh attack,
(51:57):
you know, with with this right wing talking point of
like saying that you're pro LGBTQ rights and also pro
not indiscriminately killing Palestinian people, those are.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Inco square that how do you swear that? Yeah, for
sure and so.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
And then she ended up drinking wine in a bomb
shelter because of a war Israel instigated. So you know,
maybe she did help people to see what the current
Israeli regime is really all about, claiming to be for
human rights while endangering the lives of everyone they claim
to care about and be protecting.
Speaker 4 (52:36):
Well, I mean, human rights is just like this abstract
perversion to most people, especially from the United States, Like
you wouldn't human rights. Most Americans don't aren't equipped to
know what human rights are, Yeah, even conceive of it.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
When General left town, she called and thanked Nan Yahoo
and Trump and proclaimed that we will liberate Iran citizens.
That like it seems like it is the most half
assed attempt at regime change in Iran. Nenyaho like launched
the attacks and then did a speech telling Iranians to
overthrow the current regime.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
He was like, prime because you're so popular, You're so
popular over there.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Yeah, called on the proud people of Iran to stand
up for their freedom from an evil and repressive regime.
Like it's like, you know, the Cuban missile crisis, just
like poorly thought through, Like so you just like throw
a couple bombs and then everybody's gonna rise up. And
because they all want access to free market capitalism. You know, god.
Speaker 4 (53:37):
Fucking we're hurtling towards disaster because of idiots.
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Yeah, well, thanks for listening to these idiots.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
Those are some of the things that are trending on
this Monday morning. We are back tomorrow with the whole
last episode of the show. Until then, be kind to
each other, be kind to yourselves, get your vaccines where
you still can get your blue shots, don't do nothing
about white supremacy, and we will talk to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Bye bye.
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