In this edition of The D.C. Trendwich Guy, Miles and special guest co-host Pallavi Gunalan discuss the D.C. Subway Sandwich Guy, the incipient Trump/Putin meeting, an update on the Infowars/The Onion deal, the mutant bunnies in Colorado, rich white man Ron Howard doing/saying rich white man things, Taco Bell bringing back some fan favorites and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello everybody, and welcome to this afternoon edition.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Of The trend Witch Guy.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
If you haven't heard, that's a reference to the viral
clip of the dude who just fucking absolutely throws his
subway foot long like a federal cop in DC and
then I did.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Not see this. You haven't seen the subway.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Okay, anyway, it's me, Miles, that's Paula ve Ganalan. We
are here to tell you about the news that is trending.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
First up is the sandwich Guy.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Okay, so, if you haven't heard, there was a man
who basically just absolutely laced an FBI agent with a
sub sandwich because he's just he he has had it
with these federal agents just ruining his.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
City, and the FED got sentinel poisoning from the mayo
or something.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
We'll see, we'll see, but just check this shit out.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
This is him is so funny to me.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh yeah, this is big, this is big.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
The guy's screaming at him, he's calling a fascist, but just.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Hit him with the sandwich.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Look he's gone, he's gone, he's gone, he's gone. Look
how slow they're jogging. Look at these slow ass.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Cops literally casually running.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
This dude is about to have a heart attack.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Way did you hear that?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yo?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Get that guy to replace Jared.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
So he's a king.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
He's a king. So this guy he.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Went, he was like squatting to have the amount of
shout energy he could have to yellow.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh yeah, he was using his back, he was using
his thighs.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, he d good stream form.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
He was pumping with his legs, not with his back,
so he could last longer. Now he is doing this
thing where he goes off, he runs, the cops chase
after him.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Up, I'm basically what I'm reading.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
It sounds like he got away because he wasn't He
wasn't arrested. They ident divide him and then charged him.
So I don't I think he got by with his look.
People in DC are very fit. We talk about that
in tomorrow's episode. I think they are like the most
jogging city in the United States. So this guy just
casually takes off on a casual maybe eight minute mile
(02:17):
pace and is just smoking him.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
He looks like he gave me very much the the
Wicked Witch of the East bro Like, do you know
what I'm talking about?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
True?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
So, anyway, he's been iddu Sadly, this guy has been
charged with a fucking some felonies. This was assaulting, resisting,
or impeding officers of.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
The United States.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yes, yeah, schwich, sandwich sandwich exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I mean, if anything, he should have been The real
I think immoral part was wasting a person.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Subway Tuna, subway tuna.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Don't throw that shit. I mean I'll eat that, I'll
eat that, I'll eat that.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Their artists don't throw art like that.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
The other thing is the guy worked for the Department
of Justice.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Wait, the guy through the well, he was doing out
justice there.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
It is DJ doling out justice. What it stands for,
thank you, that's his rap name. But anyway, guy with
the impeccable running form and sandwich, you did it, you
did it. The Trump Putin meeting is trending. It's still
set for tomorrow unless Trump, I don't know fucking backside.
I mean, he he's saying all kinds of things, constantly
(03:31):
contradicting himself. He's like, it's like a chess game. You
got to know what you're gonna do. Maybe maybe we
get a piece deal, maybe I give him sanctions or sandwiches,
who knows, who knows?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Wait, so he's going into this like I'm going to
fix the whole Russia Ukraine thing.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
But yeahs there.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I feel like it's just going to be a date
with him and Putin and he's going to be like,
he looks so strong on that horse.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I know, right, He's like, and that was you, that
was an AI. Wow, you have a very well developed chess,
if I may say so, Vladimir.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I don't think Trump knows that AI is a thing,
like I know he talks about it, but I don't
think he understands anything. I don't think he knows what
photoshop is after that MS thirteen knuckle tat situation.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
No, no, no, no, he doesn't know what.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Anything like Jobe, I love those houses.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
We've heard him trip out just over the use of
a computer with his son opening.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Everything's computer everything, he's computer.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I know that was I got to bring that back
from the old computer. Anyway. So the one thing that
is buzzing around in terms of rumor is that Trump
may offer Putin access to parts of Alaska to mine
for minerals as like a sweetener in the war.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
So fucking cooked, dude, what is that cooked?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Okay, how about you exploit our land? Yeah, your own
gain instead of don't. I don't know how this works. Again,
he's he's playing four D chess.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, wait, is Murkowski Alaska? Okay?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
So she like sold out to protect Alaska supposedly with the.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh yeah, with the with the big beautiful ball sack bill.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah. And then she was like, he betrayed me, and
now he's giving away your fucking mineral rights, bitch, just.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
A little bit of it, just a little bit as
fifty s and said that's yeah, I don't know this
is again he has many I guess old.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Me one full shame on you fooled me twice twice,
shame on me, fooled me eighteen thousand times.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Shame on Lisa Murkowski.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, I mean at least she's concerned. You know, she
did always say that I'm actually concerned with the president.
Will I do anything? No, No, I won't.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I do have big feelings. Oh you do, big, Senator,
I have big feelings. That's great, okay, senator, big feelings.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Okay. Also some kind of good news.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Remember when we thought the Onion was going to buy
Info Wars off Alex Jones and then so then a
court was like, nah, there wasn't enough transparency over that
deal to the sale of the Onion, so it was
like it was obviously revoked. Well, we may be back
into the realm where the Onion is able to buy
info Wars or free speech assets of free speech systems,
(06:18):
because again he owes money for fucking lying about Sandy
Hook and just being an.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Absolute, absolutely insane, the most the worst shit you could do.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
He's like, yeah, let's play that for a while.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
So the one good thing now is that apparently now
a state court is overseeing the liquidation of assets rather
than at bankruptcy judge.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
And I guess to lawyers who like.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Know shit like this, they say that would actually make
it a bit easier for the Onion to buy info
Wars again, rather than this, you know, the bankruptcy judge.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
When you when you buy info Wars, can you like
send me a few of those nutraceuticals?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Do you mind giving me with those? Is that what
you're liquidizing?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Are you some fadizing that in a blender?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Do you have, like, are the nutriceuticals liquor? Can I
get Caveman blend as a as a liquid?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I can put an eye dropper and directly onto my
eyes every day. Does that work? I think it?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Roll back with your twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Three contacts that I've obsorbed back there, honestly. Also, that's
not Please stop like laughing about stuff like that because
obviously you know about how my house burned down, which
you did. But also I don't know if you know
this about me and my child.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
My infant nearly died drugs after mass shooting. Okay, quick tea,
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Is that clip for Halloween?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Guys? The fucking bullshit around DC is so it's so
nonsensical now people are making crimes. Tune into tomorrow's episode
for that one. Okay, let's take a quick break and
when we come back, we will talk about those fucking
mutant rabbits that.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
We should all be living ninja rabbit rabbits.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Hell yeah, hairs with some horns on their fucked up faces.
We'll be right.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
And we're back.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
You've seen the mutant bunny photos. I actually haven't search
mutant bunny.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Bunny Colorado.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I'm sure it'll auto fill check out.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
What No, no, no.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
No, right, no no, no.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
This isn't right.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
This has been going around the internet, these photos of
these wild Is that real?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
This real life?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
These rabbits are flipping and flopping around Colorado. Many have
said it's like, yo, this is some quarter sps. Last
of us ship. They got fucking terms of fucking Cuthulu
the rabbit. What the fuck? Apparently the explanation for why
these rabbits look this way is pretty straight forward. They
basically have the rabbit version of the human papoloma virus.
(09:04):
So the Colorado Parks and Wildlife like off. Like their
spokesperson came out and was like, hey, we know about
what you're seeing out there. These are rabbit Papa lomas.
It's producing horn like growths or black nodules around the head.
They said, it really doesn't affect the rabbits much unless
it's like covering their eyes or moutheds. So it like
(09:25):
sort of it just sort of interferes with their ability
to just sort of do their basic living otherwise, no
risk to their health, no risk to your pets. No,
it's just nothing to see here.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
For Like, this is like a parent being like, this
is what happens if you have sex.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
HPV.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
You will funny, you will turn into a rabbit with horns.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Guarantee Indian parent is storing this away to text their
kid in college.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Just so funny, and they're like, Mom, this is a rabbit,
that's what you thought.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, well it used to be a person.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
No, I was an engineering major in their second year
of college. That's what that was.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
And then they decided to switch to English and that's
what happened, and they said.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
It created pursue creative writing. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
And then they became.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Them.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah, do you want me to show you the other
one that dropped out of med school because you're not
gonna like the picture I have of that one.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
It's all fucked up. Yeah, so the bunny Workee.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
It's just so stupid. It's like, what, so I turned
into an animorph? Yes, if you drop out of graduate school,
you turn to an anamorph.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
This is like, like so terrifying though, because it's like
I want to know the mechanism of like.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
How what the spikes are from? Like what do you know?
What I mean?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Like I'm like, like, you break it off, there's HPV
like out of it, Like what is that?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
No? I don't know if that's what I don't think
it's a pinata necessarily Well technically, yeah that isn't get so.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Like it's so creepy looking.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah it's again they're My whole thing is
I checked out the second they said it wasn't zombies
because I was like, oh and then never mind you
here like.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Very you'r you only look at news with potential for zombies.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I don't. Like, I'm not going to say I have
a like Google alerts set up for that, but I might.
I might many different languages, many different languages. Okay, next story,
Ron Howard. Okay, so we all know Ron Howard has HPV.
Oh my god, no, no, no, it's even worse. He's
like being real mushy mouthed about jd Vance. So, oh Howard,
(11:41):
you know if again he was he was he worked
on Hillbilly Llergy. You know, No, I don't think you
know about that, and if you remember that, I don't
know if you remember that.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And he's been asked a little bit.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
He's like, hey, just going back to the Hillbilly Llergy thing,
why did you put off the music right now? Yeah? Right,
He's like, you could have had the wildest couch fucking
scene of in all of cinema history, but you left
that part out why are you a coward? Ron Howard?
And why is that rhyme?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
And Vulture when they interviewed him, they.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Basically asked like, Hey, what's going on, and he basically
was like, He's like, I don't really think about it.
He said he quote wouldn't have expected his rhetoric to
be as divisive as it sometimes is, and then also
followed that up with he isn't not quote following him
or listening to every word.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Are you wait what he's not following JD Vans or
listening to.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Do that thing. He's like, Oh, I haven't really you
know this like Republicans do when they're asked for a quote.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Yeah, like his own policies.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
He's like, I'm not I'd have to look into that.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Looking at that also, I'm like not checking for every
single thing. The president says, I'm very busy.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
I missed that email. I must have. It must have
been a technical error or something. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, I just don't think about it. Oh wow, that's
interesting that you have the privilege of not thinking about
what's happening.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
The thing.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I'm in the highest potential class, so like, I don't
have to worry about that.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
So like anyways, it's it's kind of actually pretty baller
to only have your other existential threats to be like
wealthy white people, but they're your friends, like HPV rabbits,
you know, and those aren't even really that big of
a deal anymore, you know, those things. He also said
in an interview that he texted Vance after the election, quote,
(13:26):
god speed, So all right, what Yeah, A bunch of
people on the internet are just dunking on him right
now because there's like run shut the fuck.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
That makes me so sad he has he has.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Such good will with people, you know, Yeah, but he
just seems I mean, it's like this thing where suddenly
they can't they don't want to get in their like
real bag about actually like saying some real shit.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
But again, yeah, Ron Ron, I was never looking I
was never looking to Ron Howard for the complex actually
really any answer to anything about what's happening.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
In the world.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I think it's because he only had good will because
he was so like ameniple made so many like great
movies like Arrested Development, like all of this stuff. Like
the audience is like really familiar with him as like
that kind of person.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Funny person Manila envelope of a human. Yeah, you're not offensive,
You're fine.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
You're chill, and then oh, I actually do vote, and
people are like, what, like, why did you?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Why are you saying these bad things?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Why why are you doing that? I mean, again, we
don't we don't need to look to directors people in
Hollywood to give us anything, but in this case it
is relevant.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
We need to look to Kanye West. As we've always.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Said, exactly podcast out there anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I feel like we're the only people willing to say
that shit.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
But yeah, fucking Ron Howard piece. Now some good news
for people like me who love Taco bell A couple
of new things are coming back. Okay, I already they
They already had that throwback menu where I was able
to get my fucking the MEXI melt on, you know
what I mean, shout out to y'all. I really appreciate that.
Now they got a couple. The cheesy street chalupa is back.
(15:08):
I don't know if you guys the streets were missing
that as much as I was. I think I was
missing that. And now they have a lux cra Like,
this isn't an ad. They need to give me a
fucking money they.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Need to give me, you know what, I'm fucking I'm
so mad at them because like they's they they have
such good will with the American people and they fucking ruin.
I feel like they're just like teasing us, you know,
they're just like making us edge for like different menu
items that we've always loved, so that we could be like, no, please,
we really loved it, please bring it back, and they're like, okay, fine,
(15:39):
and we'll bring it back.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
We are all in an abusive relationship with Taco boll you.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Literally, it's so like, oh, they just need to commit.
When they took away the Mexican pizza, I was like,
this is a hate crime against Indian people.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Everybody needs to understand.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Mexican pizza is technically Indian food that is culturally significant
to my people, and you took it away from us,
which means that our vote doesn't matter to you.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
What I've seen it in like sort of like like
very early depictions of the of the Gods was.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
They, Yeah, if you look in the bug of Aita,
there's a fucking Mexican pizza there, you know, the Veda.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
So I was like I was pissed when I did
that ship.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
I was like, you don't give a shit about us,
you know, you don't care about it.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I don't really care about us. Thank god Jack isn't
here today, because there's a.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
New fucking flavor of Baja Blast, and that's one thing.
It's called Baja Midnight. But I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm
a purist, someone original. I don't need Midnight. Okay. I
already have enough going on in.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
My life enough.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I can't not now, Taco bell. I have enough going on.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I'm trying to get my life together after the fire
that Paula be started. I don't need another Baja Blast flavor.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
You throw it on the fire, it gets bigger. You're like.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
That. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Kerosene, Yeah, yeah, just a little bit.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
It's kerosene with high fructose corn syrup and some purple
food dye.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Oh oh well.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Cool, thanks, that's that's great. Well that's going to do
it for us today. We're back with a fucking brand
new episode tomorrow and it's I didn't plan for it
to be total chaos, but it is. We get so
thrown by a clip the one I played earlier. I
really implore everybody listen because just the bullshit coming out
(17:31):
of the right to try and make DC seem like
this place that it absolutely is not, is so hilarious.
And white people, they've done it again with so many
word salad that is meant to only strike fear and
other white people who have never been to a city.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
It's a new language.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
You know. White people love salads and aren't really salads,
you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
It's like how much dressing.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Is on there.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Yeah, there's so much mayo in this word salad.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
I think you are just eating some pieces of iceberg
lettuce with your ranch. But anyway, it's a good one.
It's a fun one. Alex Schmidt is the guest we
hope to see then. Uh So, until then, please take
care of yourselves, take care of each other, get your shots,
get your vaccines. Take a fucking hike like RFK did
with doctor Oz or some shit, or pretend to go
(18:21):
on a hike where you can get inspiration.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
As he says, worms or brainworms. Yeah, either one.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Or take a take a photo with one of those
mutant bunnies.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
It's all good. They pose my fucking dreams more so
than that. Benny Johnson clip I don't know my.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Wait, they're gonna hant my nightmares. Benny Johnson's in my dreams,
in my dreams. Yeah, weapons has now been debunked by
these rabbits, like that platform, it's higher in my my yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah. Hey, well, I'm glad we're able to provide some
kind of nightmare fuel to y'all.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Tune in tomorrow. Until then, like we said peace bye.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
By The Daily Zeitgeist is executive produced by Catherine.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Law, co produced by Bee Wayne.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Co produced by Victor Wright, co written by j M McNabb,
and edited and engineered by Brian Jeffries
Hello everybody, and welcome to this afternoon edition.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Of The trend Witch Guy.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
If you haven't heard, that's a reference to the viral
clip of the dude who just fucking absolutely throws his
subway foot long like a federal cop in DC and
then I did.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Not see this. You haven't seen the subway.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Okay, anyway, it's me, Miles, that's Paula ve Ganalan. We
are here to tell you about the news that is trending.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
First up is the sandwich Guy.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Okay, so, if you haven't heard, there was a man
who basically just absolutely laced an FBI agent with a
sub sandwich because he's just he he has had it
with these federal agents just ruining his.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
City, and the FED got sentinel poisoning from the mayo
or something.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
We'll see, we'll see, but just check this shit out.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
This is him is so funny to me.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh yeah, this is big, this is big.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
The guy's screaming at him, he's calling a fascist, but just.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Hit him with the sandwich.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Look he's gone, he's gone, he's gone, he's gone. Look
how slow they're jogging. Look at these slow ass.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Cops literally casually running.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
This dude is about to have a heart attack.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Way did you hear that?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yo?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Get that guy to replace Jared.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
So he's a king.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
He's a king. So this guy he.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Went, he was like squatting to have the amount of
shout energy he could have to yellow.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh yeah, he was using his back, he was using
his thighs.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, he d good stream form.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
He was pumping with his legs, not with his back,
so he could last longer. Now he is doing this
thing where he goes off, he runs, the cops chase
after him.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Up, I'm basically what I'm reading.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
It sounds like he got away because he wasn't He
wasn't arrested. They ident divide him and then charged him.
So I don't I think he got by with his look.
People in DC are very fit. We talk about that
in tomorrow's episode. I think they are like the most
jogging city in the United States. So this guy just
casually takes off on a casual maybe eight minute mile
(02:17):
pace and is just smoking him.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
He looks like he gave me very much the the
Wicked Witch of the East bro Like, do you know
what I'm talking about?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
True?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
So, anyway, he's been iddu Sadly, this guy has been
charged with a fucking some felonies. This was assaulting, resisting,
or impeding officers of.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
The United States.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yes, yeah, schwich, sandwich sandwich exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I mean, if anything, he should have been The real
I think immoral part was wasting a person.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Subway Tuna, subway tuna.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Don't throw that shit. I mean I'll eat that, I'll
eat that, I'll eat that.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Their artists don't throw art like that.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
The other thing is the guy worked for the Department
of Justice.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Wait, the guy through the well, he was doing out
justice there.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
It is DJ doling out justice. What it stands for,
thank you, that's his rap name. But anyway, guy with
the impeccable running form and sandwich, you did it, you
did it. The Trump Putin meeting is trending. It's still
set for tomorrow unless Trump, I don't know fucking backside.
I mean, he he's saying all kinds of things, constantly
(03:31):
contradicting himself. He's like, it's like a chess game. You
got to know what you're gonna do. Maybe maybe we
get a piece deal, maybe I give him sanctions or sandwiches,
who knows, who knows?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Wait, so he's going into this like I'm going to
fix the whole Russia Ukraine thing.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
But yeahs there.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I feel like it's just going to be a date
with him and Putin and he's going to be like,
he looks so strong on that horse.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I know, right, He's like, and that was you, that
was an AI. Wow, you have a very well developed chess,
if I may say so, Vladimir.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I don't think Trump knows that AI is a thing,
like I know he talks about it, but I don't
think he understands anything. I don't think he knows what
photoshop is after that MS thirteen knuckle tat situation.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
No, no, no, no, he doesn't know what.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Anything like Jobe, I love those houses.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
We've heard him trip out just over the use of
a computer with his son opening.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Everything's computer everything, he's computer.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I know that was I got to bring that back
from the old computer. Anyway. So the one thing that
is buzzing around in terms of rumor is that Trump
may offer Putin access to parts of Alaska to mine
for minerals as like a sweetener in the war.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
So fucking cooked, dude, what is that cooked?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Okay, how about you exploit our land? Yeah, your own
gain instead of don't. I don't know how this works. Again,
he's he's playing four D chess.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, wait, is Murkowski Alaska? Okay?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
So she like sold out to protect Alaska supposedly with the.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh yeah, with the with the big beautiful ball sack bill.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah. And then she was like, he betrayed me, and
now he's giving away your fucking mineral rights, bitch, just.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
A little bit of it, just a little bit as
fifty s and said that's yeah, I don't know this
is again he has many I guess old.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Me one full shame on you fooled me twice twice,
shame on me, fooled me eighteen thousand times.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Shame on Lisa Murkowski.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, I mean at least she's concerned. You know, she
did always say that I'm actually concerned with the president.
Will I do anything? No, No, I won't.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I do have big feelings. Oh you do, big, Senator,
I have big feelings. That's great, okay, senator, big feelings.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Okay. Also some kind of good news.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Remember when we thought the Onion was going to buy
Info Wars off Alex Jones and then so then a
court was like, nah, there wasn't enough transparency over that
deal to the sale of the Onion, so it was
like it was obviously revoked. Well, we may be back
into the realm where the Onion is able to buy
info Wars or free speech assets of free speech systems,
(06:18):
because again he owes money for fucking lying about Sandy
Hook and just being an.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Absolute, absolutely insane, the most the worst shit you could do.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
He's like, yeah, let's play that for a while.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
So the one good thing now is that apparently now
a state court is overseeing the liquidation of assets rather
than at bankruptcy judge.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
And I guess to lawyers who like.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Know shit like this, they say that would actually make
it a bit easier for the Onion to buy info
Wars again, rather than this, you know, the bankruptcy judge.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
When you when you buy info Wars, can you like
send me a few of those nutraceuticals?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Do you mind giving me with those? Is that what
you're liquidizing?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Are you some fadizing that in a blender?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Do you have, like, are the nutriceuticals liquor? Can I
get Caveman blend as a as a liquid?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I can put an eye dropper and directly onto my
eyes every day. Does that work? I think it?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Roll back with your twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Three contacts that I've obsorbed back there, honestly. Also, that's
not Please stop like laughing about stuff like that because
obviously you know about how my house burned down, which
you did. But also I don't know if you know
this about me and my child.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
My infant nearly died drugs after mass shooting. Okay, quick tea,
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Is that clip for Halloween?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Guys? The fucking bullshit around DC is so it's so
nonsensical now people are making crimes. Tune into tomorrow's episode
for that one. Okay, let's take a quick break and
when we come back, we will talk about those fucking
mutant rabbits that.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
We should all be living ninja rabbit rabbits.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Hell yeah, hairs with some horns on their fucked up faces.
We'll be right.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
And we're back.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
You've seen the mutant bunny photos. I actually haven't search
mutant bunny.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Bunny Colorado.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I'm sure it'll auto fill check out.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
What No, no, no.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
No, right, no no, no.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
This isn't right.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
This has been going around the internet, these photos of
these wild Is that real?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
This real life?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
These rabbits are flipping and flopping around Colorado. Many have
said it's like, yo, this is some quarter sps. Last
of us ship. They got fucking terms of fucking Cuthulu
the rabbit. What the fuck? Apparently the explanation for why
these rabbits look this way is pretty straight forward. They
basically have the rabbit version of the human papoloma virus.
(09:04):
So the Colorado Parks and Wildlife like off. Like their
spokesperson came out and was like, hey, we know about
what you're seeing out there. These are rabbit Papa lomas.
It's producing horn like growths or black nodules around the head.
They said, it really doesn't affect the rabbits much unless
it's like covering their eyes or moutheds. So it like
(09:25):
sort of it just sort of interferes with their ability
to just sort of do their basic living otherwise, no
risk to their health, no risk to your pets. No,
it's just nothing to see here.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
For Like, this is like a parent being like, this
is what happens if you have sex.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
HPV.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
You will funny, you will turn into a rabbit with horns.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Guarantee Indian parent is storing this away to text their
kid in college.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Just so funny, and they're like, Mom, this is a rabbit,
that's what you thought.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, well it used to be a person.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
No, I was an engineering major in their second year
of college. That's what that was.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
And then they decided to switch to English and that's
what happened, and they said.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
It created pursue creative writing. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
And then they became.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Them.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah, do you want me to show you the other
one that dropped out of med school because you're not
gonna like the picture I have of that one.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
It's all fucked up. Yeah, so the bunny Workee.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
It's just so stupid. It's like, what, so I turned
into an animorph? Yes, if you drop out of graduate school,
you turn to an anamorph.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
This is like, like so terrifying though, because it's like
I want to know the mechanism of like.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
How what the spikes are from? Like what do you know?
What I mean?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Like I'm like, like, you break it off, there's HPV
like out of it, Like what is that?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
No? I don't know if that's what I don't think
it's a pinata necessarily Well technically, yeah that isn't get so.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Like it's so creepy looking.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah it's again they're My whole thing is
I checked out the second they said it wasn't zombies
because I was like, oh and then never mind you
here like.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Very you'r you only look at news with potential for zombies.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I don't. Like, I'm not going to say I have
a like Google alerts set up for that, but I might.
I might many different languages, many different languages. Okay, next story,
Ron Howard. Okay, so we all know Ron Howard has HPV.
Oh my god, no, no, no, it's even worse. He's
like being real mushy mouthed about jd Vance. So, oh Howard,
(11:41):
you know if again he was he was he worked
on Hillbilly Llergy. You know, No, I don't think you
know about that, and if you remember that, I don't
know if you remember that.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And he's been asked a little bit.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
He's like, hey, just going back to the Hillbilly Llergy thing,
why did you put off the music right now? Yeah? Right,
He's like, you could have had the wildest couch fucking
scene of in all of cinema history, but you left
that part out why are you a coward? Ron Howard?
And why is that rhyme?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
And Vulture when they interviewed him, they.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Basically asked like, Hey, what's going on, and he basically
was like, He's like, I don't really think about it.
He said he quote wouldn't have expected his rhetoric to
be as divisive as it sometimes is, and then also
followed that up with he isn't not quote following him
or listening to every word.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Are you wait what he's not following JD Vans or
listening to.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Do that thing. He's like, Oh, I haven't really you
know this like Republicans do when they're asked for a quote.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Yeah, like his own policies.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
He's like, I'm not I'd have to look into that.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Looking at that also, I'm like not checking for every
single thing. The president says, I'm very busy.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
I missed that email. I must have. It must have
been a technical error or something. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, I just don't think about it. Oh wow, that's
interesting that you have the privilege of not thinking about
what's happening.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
The thing.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I'm in the highest potential class, so like, I don't
have to worry about that.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
So like anyways, it's it's kind of actually pretty baller
to only have your other existential threats to be like
wealthy white people, but they're your friends, like HPV rabbits,
you know, and those aren't even really that big of
a deal anymore, you know, those things. He also said
in an interview that he texted Vance after the election, quote,
(13:26):
god speed, So all right, what Yeah, A bunch of
people on the internet are just dunking on him right
now because there's like run shut the fuck.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
That makes me so sad he has he has.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Such good will with people, you know, Yeah, but he
just seems I mean, it's like this thing where suddenly
they can't they don't want to get in their like
real bag about actually like saying some real shit.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
But again, yeah, Ron Ron, I was never looking I
was never looking to Ron Howard for the complex actually
really any answer to anything about what's happening.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
In the world.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I think it's because he only had good will because
he was so like ameniple made so many like great
movies like Arrested Development, like all of this stuff. Like
the audience is like really familiar with him as like
that kind of person.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Funny person Manila envelope of a human. Yeah, you're not offensive,
You're fine.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
You're chill, and then oh, I actually do vote, and
people are like, what, like, why did you?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Why are you saying these bad things?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Why why are you doing that? I mean, again, we
don't we don't need to look to directors people in
Hollywood to give us anything, but in this case it
is relevant.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
We need to look to Kanye West. As we've always.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Said, exactly podcast out there anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I feel like we're the only people willing to say
that shit.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
But yeah, fucking Ron Howard piece. Now some good news
for people like me who love Taco bell A couple
of new things are coming back. Okay, I already they
They already had that throwback menu where I was able
to get my fucking the MEXI melt on, you know
what I mean, shout out to y'all. I really appreciate that.
Now they got a couple. The cheesy street chalupa is back.
(15:08):
I don't know if you guys the streets were missing
that as much as I was. I think I was
missing that. And now they have a lux cra Like,
this isn't an ad. They need to give me a
fucking money they.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Need to give me, you know what, I'm fucking I'm
so mad at them because like they's they they have
such good will with the American people and they fucking ruin.
I feel like they're just like teasing us, you know,
they're just like making us edge for like different menu
items that we've always loved, so that we could be like, no, please,
we really loved it, please bring it back, and they're like, okay, fine,
(15:39):
and we'll bring it back.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
We are all in an abusive relationship with Taco boll you.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Literally, it's so like, oh, they just need to commit.
When they took away the Mexican pizza, I was like,
this is a hate crime against Indian people.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Everybody needs to understand.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Mexican pizza is technically Indian food that is culturally significant
to my people, and you took it away from us,
which means that our vote doesn't matter to you.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
What I've seen it in like sort of like like
very early depictions of the of the Gods was.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
They, Yeah, if you look in the bug of Aita,
there's a fucking Mexican pizza there, you know, the Veda.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
So I was like I was pissed when I did
that ship.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
I was like, you don't give a shit about us,
you know, you don't care about it.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I don't really care about us. Thank god Jack isn't
here today, because there's a.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
New fucking flavor of Baja Blast, and that's one thing.
It's called Baja Midnight. But I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm
a purist, someone original. I don't need Midnight. Okay. I
already have enough going on in.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
My life enough.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I can't not now, Taco bell. I have enough going on.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I'm trying to get my life together after the fire
that Paula be started. I don't need another Baja Blast flavor.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
You throw it on the fire, it gets bigger. You're like.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
That. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Kerosene, Yeah, yeah, just a little bit.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
It's kerosene with high fructose corn syrup and some purple
food dye.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Oh oh well.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Cool, thanks, that's that's great. Well that's going to do
it for us today. We're back with a fucking brand
new episode tomorrow and it's I didn't plan for it
to be total chaos, but it is. We get so
thrown by a clip the one I played earlier. I
really implore everybody listen because just the bullshit coming out
(17:31):
of the right to try and make DC seem like
this place that it absolutely is not, is so hilarious.
And white people, they've done it again with so many
word salad that is meant to only strike fear and
other white people who have never been to a city.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
It's a new language.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
You know. White people love salads and aren't really salads,
you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
It's like how much dressing.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Is on there.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Yeah, there's so much mayo in this word salad.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
I think you are just eating some pieces of iceberg
lettuce with your ranch. But anyway, it's a good one.
It's a fun one. Alex Schmidt is the guest we
hope to see then. Uh So, until then, please take
care of yourselves, take care of each other, get your shots,
get your vaccines. Take a fucking hike like RFK did
with doctor Oz or some shit, or pretend to go
(18:21):
on a hike where you can get inspiration.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
As he says, worms or brainworms. Yeah, either one.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Or take a take a photo with one of those
mutant bunnies.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
It's all good. They pose my fucking dreams more so
than that. Benny Johnson clip I don't know my.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Wait, they're gonna hant my nightmares. Benny Johnson's in my dreams,
in my dreams. Yeah, weapons has now been debunked by
these rabbits, like that platform, it's higher in my my yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah. Hey, well, I'm glad we're able to provide some
kind of nightmare fuel to y'all.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Tune in tomorrow. Until then, like we said peace bye.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
By The Daily Zeitgeist is executive produced by Catherine.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Law, co produced by Bee Wayne.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
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