July 22, 2025 • 58 mins
In episode 1900, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian, actor, and host of Podcast But Outside, Andrew Michaan, to discuss… Hunter Biden Claims Dad Was On Ambien During Debate, The WGA Wants An Investigation Into Stephen Colbert Cancellation, PLEASE STOP WEARING METAL INTO MRI SCANS, Catholic Church Calls In Exorcist To Deal With “Yeti Blood Oath” Scandal and more!
- Hunter Biden Claims Dad Was On Ambien During Debate
- The WGA Wants An Investigation Into Stephen Colbert Cancellation
- Stephen Colbert and CBS both say his show will end in May 2026
- Sanders, Warren accuse CBS of canceling Colbert's show in appeal to Trump
- Paramount settles lawsuit filed by Trump over CBS interview with Kamala Harris
- The show’s over: Stephen Colbert is cancelled … and so is satire in America
- ‘True brain rot’: Skibidi Biden is Stephen Colbert’s worst contribution to society
- CBS Reportedly Lost $40 Million on Colbert’s Late Show This Year
- Trump Says ‘I Absolutely Love’ That Stephen Colbert Got ‘Fired’ and ‘I Hear Jimmy Kimmel Is Next’
- PLEASE STOP WEARING METAL INTO MRI SCANS
- How a Fake Yeti Blood Oath Broke a Seminary in Denver
- The Catholic Church Reportedly Called in an Exorcist to Deal With "Yeti Cult" Running Bizarre Blood Rituals at Archdiocese of Denver
- ‘Yeti blood oath’ divides Denver seminary
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Do you ever like spit in a toilet and you're
worried the loogie because it might connect your mouth? Yeah,
surface tension. It's acting as a conduit for everything in
the toilet.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Miles I've had that exact, you know.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
And it's like kind of stringing. You're like, no, no,
we're gonna just shoot up the fucking the look.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Touching your mouth and the toilet at the same time.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
You're it's a straw. It's a straw.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, it's basically a straw.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
You're dead person, like that fish that swims up your
urethroat and the Amazon is just.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Like, it's like that, Okay, I gotta strap up.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Sorry. Andrew Justin brings up that fish once every time
before we start recording. We can't start until you find.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
You be talking about food. He's like, yeah, dude, like
that fish and.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Those things. Those things, man, I personally I love them.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I think big fan give an aquarium full of just those.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Favorite It's my favorite animal. Everyone's like a person, cap person.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
No, I like this fish, spikefish, Amazon, dick fish.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
That's a favorite animal.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season three, ninety eight,
Episode two of.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Dirt ays, like, guys, what's the.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Production of iHeart Radio is a podcast where we take
Deep Dave into America share consciousness. Yeah, shrack is my
name is? Oh no, wait, first I like to tell
you what date it is, and that of course is Tuesday,
July twenty second, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Hey, this is an easy one National Mango Day, National
Hammock Day.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Great mango fucking love both.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
What a duo?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Keep it?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
You know, maybe the best duo that we've had for
a national days that I have never had them?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Have you ever had a mango?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
And a hem not not until just now have I
even thought about it?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah? Well, honor the day.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
As an American white, can't I came late to mango
and mangoes are such a great fruit.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Let me guess you So then you discovered it in
twenty eighteen.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Uh no, well you know once I met my wife.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Who that's cheating, that's cheating, cheating.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, but we did just discover in like the that's
a good fun question that like seven year olds come
up with. My kids asked what's the sweetest fruit most
sugar per square inch? And it is mango. In fact,
that makes sense, you'd think that Americans would be all
about that shit, that they should just like market it
as like the big gulp of fruit. It's I think
(02:52):
because it was slurpy, man.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I think it's because it requires no how in terms
of how to eat it properly, because like the things
that are proper here is like I can eat a
whole apple along with the core, you know, like then
people in banana, it's very easy.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
When you get to these stone fruits are like, what
do I how do I look?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I don't know how to get through the wrapping.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, some diabolical cutting of mango. They're like, you want
some mangom? Like you've left seventy percent of the fruit
on here. I don't know how we okay.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Sure, yeah, yeah, anyways, my name is Jack O'Brien aka.
I want a pube pay to wear with the top down.
The crows keep me look and tight baby baby. That
one courtesy of snarfulaw on the Discord, in reference to
the idea we pay. I don't know how we got there,
but we were talking about it was.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
The YadA I think a miata and how I would
wear a wig. And then you said, what if I
think you had a hair transplant.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Those just pubes, those just just thick, old wiry pubes
up top and then the end of that.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
That's what people come to expect on this show.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Every morning where we're at second.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Rate, Justin said Blake, also called Jack's hair up quote
Bush also, So that's that's that's that's what I got.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
It, Bush twope is interesting and just the idea of
those just flying behind just a stream of those flying
behind you with the top down, freak me out. And
I will never forget that image. Uh Thrilled to be
joined as always by my co host, mister Miles Gray.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
It's Miles Gray.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Kay, black mold Son.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Won't you come?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Taking over and drap my.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Mouth away, black mold Son, won't you come?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Won't you come, Black mold Son, Block mold Son.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Okay, I just had to come up with that right
now in my utter disgust from drinking from a disgusting
o Wala cup.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I should have washed in the summer heat, created trend
it into a fucking Petrie dish, And I'm okay.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
For now right now. Although you claim that you came
up with that, but I think the mold came up
with that. I think the mold is taking over your
brain like a symbia, and uh.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, let's see how the rest of my takes go.
The rest of this episode, will know he's in charge.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Hunter Biden claims his dad was on ambien, Like, how
does this affect the mold community? Just everything is from
the perspective of mold.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You know, I think we're just giving mold of a
hard time right now these days.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
What I'm glad that he's still around kicking out there,
you know, because he's a great home for mold.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Oh man, the back of my eyes, it's real bad
on the back of the eyeballs, Like inside my brain,
how do I scratch that?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I bet that's something that Joe Biden has experienced. Anyway,
as Miles were thrilled to be joined in air third
seat by a hilarious comedian ye an actor who I
don't think we've mentioned before, but you can see him
in the classic Insider Trading Brian's Hat courtroom sketch from
I Think You Should Leave, which that's one of the
(06:01):
great sketches of all time. You can also see him
performing stand up on stages and televisions across this land.
He's the host of the wonderful podcast podcast. But outside
it's Andrew Micha and.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Thank you for such a warm introduction. And that's all
I have to say. Thank you guys for having me.
This is so fun. I really had a blast.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Great dad to be here, Andrew, where can people find you? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
So just get on here? Yeah, stuffs going on. Thanks
for having me. I'm always happy to be here. It's
always so fun. Excited for the episode. Sorry about the mold.
I also have one of those Owala cups, but mine
is not taken over by the uh they are know
that you are now allied.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
With this is the problem is we I went from
only having a couple cups to like having a ton
of people like donating drinking cups to me in like
the last few months.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
What does that mean after the fire? Because everything I
lost everything in the fire. You lost everything in the fire.
Oh my gosh, I didn't realize that. I'm sorry to
hear that.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
It's all right.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Jack's having a harder time dealing with it than I.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
It's been really hard for me because he sees all
the sympathy and you kind of are like cupless and
you don't really he.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Gets like all these cups and he talks about it
all the time too, like he's like it's just like
there's there is emotional labor. I'm not gonna say there's
nothing the number of cups.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
It's just funny like people donate shit to you and
they'll be like, hey, I'm bringing up some stuff like
over and it would always be like a shopping bag
from an event, a reusable shopping bag from an event
that was like the vessel and it was like a
like and then it would.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Be a drinking cup, like a reusable drinking cup from
that event, and then like a spatula or like like
a kitchen thing. And I'm like, all right, but you're
like like six drinking cups right now.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
You're like this is all the stuff. I'm glad, burned up.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I'm like, this is everybody has too many of around
the house.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Hey do you need like a reusable tote from an
event that you forgot years ago?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I'm like, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
We have a closet that's just those could help me, right,
could you actually come pick it up? And uh yeah,
And as repayment you get to.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Keep them take whatever you want, man, take them all.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Well, Andrew, we are thrilled to have you fresh off
of podcasts put Outside being in Japan. Was that a
recent trip or those just episodes that are recent.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yeah, I think I think I had just gone on
this trip when I did the podcast last or I
had just was about to go one of the two.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
And yeah, I mean I went to Japan.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
I've been there a few times, always had a fun
time and did my podcast there with Lyle the therapy
Get Go and on the on the internet. He would
just were friends and he happened to be there at
the same time and it was great. We talked to
lots of interesting people. My podcast is interviewing strangers on
the street, and I've recently had the opportunity to do
it in a couple of foreign countries. They went in France,
it hasn't come out yet, did a couple of to
Go and yeah, it's fun to do that format, but
(09:03):
with people around the world and just hear about their lives.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I haven't seen the Tokyo stuff, but was it people
that were living there or like x past. You know,
it's really hard to find. It was hard to find.
It was hard to find Japanese people to sit down.
Even though we had a translator with us, so it
was mostly visitors. There was like a woman from Amsterdam
who was dating a Japanese man, and it was like
a guy from Australia who's on holiday.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Was just suffering to say, oh yeah, yeah, it's just
that's tough to contribute about the culture.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Sure, I'll tell you what I've noticed my boyfriend, this
fucking guy. All right, well, we're going to get to
know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
we're going to tell the listeners a couple of the
things that we're talking about today. Uh, Hunter Biden was
kind enough to shed a little bit of light on
like what happened in that dang debate that it seemed
(09:53):
like his dad was just too old for this. I
just want to check him on this one. It's just,
you know, make sure we we know Hunter's still out there,
Joe still still ten toes down on Joe Biden got
hosed and should have stayed in the race longer. Island.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
That's a loyal sun though.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I mean he stood Look, he stood by Hunter's side,
So yeah, you better be riding for your old ass dad.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
That's right. We'll talk about Colbert getting canceled and why
that might be happening. I wonder we'll talk about So
we talked about this final destination scene that involves an
MRI machine on a previous episode. There's there's a real
world story version of that, but I don't know why
we're talking about it, but we're going to.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
The headline reads like a comic book. We don't have
to spend time on it. It's tragic, bug y'all. We
need to be better around MRI machine.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
We gotta be better, we gotta be more careful, and
we will cat. We will check in with the Catholic
Church because too, because we got to. And then in
our final as we do every Monday or every Tuesday,
would close out with Catholic Corner, see what the Catholic
Church is up to, specifically the scandal around that Yetti
(11:10):
blood oath that I'm sure y'all are up on. But
if you missed last Tuesday's episode, stay tuned for that one.
It is pretty wild. All of that plenty more. But first, Andrew,
we do like to ask our guest, what is something
from your search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I was just recently searching. Speaking of the fires of
whether or not it's safe to be in the water
near the Palisades because I surf a lot and I'm
out there all the time, and I was kind of like,
what's the verdict on that, and you know, like most
public health stuff, very unclear.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Yeah, that's just like I like the idea, Like, yeah,
I mean that was like was six months ago.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
You know, what, is it bad? I've been out ye
kind of worried about the runoff that's in there. I
mean that's the vibe.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
You know, you just kind of gotta, you know, look
towards the Catholic Church sometimes maybe it gives you a
little more guidance than public health officials.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
It could. My priest he told me so, yeah, yeah,
like the church they're they're saying to merely just relocate
the problem.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah yeah, yeah somewhere else. But no, I do surf
a lot. So I've been surf.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
I've been searching some surf stuff and that I've served
almost every day of the last week.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
It's been a really good week for me.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Amazing. Okay, surfing, priest, is that a thing like a
movie from nineteen fifty I feel.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Like we'll get it going. We'll get it.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
There's a drummer I follow on Instagram who's like a
Franciscan monk who's a fucking insane drummer and he wears
his fucking like monk outfit and he's doing all these
wild polyrhythms, and I'm like, this one got chops.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
But he's a Franciscan monk for real or.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Just has a just has the outfit.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Okay, no, no, no, he's like he's a legit priest. And
I think he's just like, look, guys, it ain't all
about Jesus and pretending I'm not a sexual person. Okay,
I play drums also sometimes.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I just there's a lot of time they have, Like
I feel like that is one of the things that
they get. They get really good at brewing, and like
I'm not they're good at brewing, they get really good
at drums.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
He's just he's just hitting the drums. He goes, this
is my fucking Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah. I bet y'all are wondering what my fucking is
God only every priest.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I bet you're wondering what my fucking is a new
campaign from the Catholic Church.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
You're fucking like a super Bowl head. Yeah, my fucking dolls,
look at this one. Yeah, Andrew with something you thinks underrated.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Calling people you know. It's very easy to text.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah, it's very easy to text someone, you know. But
I think if as a friend you haven't talked to
in a while, you haven't seen it in a while,
just give him a call talk for five to ten minutes.
I think it's better, you know, especially if you're not
in the same city. But if I'm ever on a
drive or something, if I have like an hour drive,
I'll try to call two or three friends for my
life and just chat for five or ten minutes each.
I think it's I think it's better. I think it's good.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Do you are you ever up front and you're like, hey,
I'm kind of stuck in the cars, you know, what's up?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Or do you just kind of let it roll?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Because I've done that too with friends and without having
to give that like sort of caveat it, we just
end up talking for a while because I'm like, what's
some dude, all, what's up? And then you just start
talking about some shit and then I'm like and then
then I'm like, hey, sorry, dude, I got to where
I'm about to I'm supposed to go your time's up.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Well, I do have to let you know that they
are probably aware that you're in a car the whole time.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I think it's pretty obvious you're talking to someone in
a car. Yeah, when I'm screaming to the wren is
talking guy.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
I just think a nice little random phone call whatever.
I mean, whenever I get a phone call from someone
I haven't talked to it all, it's nice.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, that's why I loved that that.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I don't know if it was like white people were
doing it too, but it was like definitely on black
social media, calling your boys and saying good night to him.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I thought that was just so good, because what's up? Boy? Though,
what's up? Man? Like I just wanted to call to
say good night. They're like what the fuck? But then
like then you got to see how like their friends
work is. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
There was one I saw that was like Martin Scorsese,
like he was calling someone like.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Oh he was night.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah yeah, like his grand his granddaughter got you know,
she like gets me to do all the all the
social media friends she got him to call. Gosh, I
really forget too. But someone on his level like a
similar kind of guy and the right Okay, Hi, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Robert, he.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I think it was Robert. Actually, I think it was
either of the reversal the Robert. Yes, it was Robert
calling Martin or Martin culrob That's exactly what I love.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I love the idea of his granddaughter stumbling upon like
a prop and like as if in the dusty closet.
She's like, when Grandpa in my videos, people fucking lose it.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I didn't realize people.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Liked it weird so much, so random he like made
movies or something like I've been there other readers.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
She's like, look at Grandpa's eyebrows. Look how long the
eyebrow hair is. This is my grandpa. This is Grandpa.
Marty said, Hi, okay, someone.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Someone comments I think he's famous, and she's like, oh
my god, I didn't.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Know, Marty score.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I love so far all of your takes have been
about going analog, using a phone for talking on the phone.
And then when you said surfing, I thought we were
talking Internet browsing, but no, you do the old timey surfing.
Hell yeah, what is something you think's overrated?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
All right?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
And then just to keep with the analog theme. I'll
say every other thing my phone does for me in
my house. Staring at my phone all the time very popular,
and I think it's overrated.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Yeah, I think I need to realize that.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
And that is what your front the sign in front
of your house is. Yeah. Yeah, staring at the phone
very popular, but also over it.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
It's like it's so much print, it's so much text.
The font has to be small and people.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I thought you were going to make more points on that.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
There's a lot of there's a lot of car accidents
directly in front of my house trying to try to side.
Does it care about me or no?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
No, sorry, it's just about us and how sharing blankly
into our phones is our love language in this house,
that is our love language. Do you have a Are
you doing anything to counteract that aside from just general mindfulness,
like do you have any timers?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
I don't even know that I'm doing that.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
I mean, honestly, that's why the surfing stuff is good,
because it's just like there's no option. I'm out there
in the water for two hours and there's nothing.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I think.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Yeah, I think putting yourself in situations, are you like
even going to see a movie in a theater or
playing a board game with friends, like anything that's like
like you can't have the option of looking at your
phone because it's in the other room or not on
you or whatever, because it's just you know, these things
are obviously so addicting, and it's like, even if you
have practices that you set in place, it's very hard
to stick to them unless you're very much like, okay,
(18:17):
I'm doing this event that I have to do it
in this way.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Sure, Sure, or just realizing that it's ruining our lives.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
I wonder, you know, I wonder if it's gonna be
like some sort of more like widespread revolution around it,
you know, because it's really messed up.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I think it's it's like happening very subtly and smallly,
because there was there was a study we talked about
recently about how kids between like twelve and sixteen or
something are self moderating their phone use without their parents
telling them, like they are being like social media is
fucking me up. I have to put this down, like,
(18:56):
and it's coming from the users themselves rather than like
a concern.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Parent or family members.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
So I'm like, well, on some level, people are realizing
that it feels not good to hold this fucking thing
and staring into it all the time.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Being around kids and then like catching yourself, like being
in a room with them with your just face being
like vacant, like looking at your phone is one of
the darkest human experiences for me. Like I'm just like, God,
what am I doing? Like that? And your this is hell?
They're seeing me?
Speaker 4 (19:26):
You know, your kids are Your kids are all under ten, right,
so they're yes, like like devices but don't have phones
or anything.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Don't yeah, yeah, right, right right, so and like we
don't let them like really use devices. And it's like yeah,
but then like I'm just sitting here catching droll falling
out of my mouth.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
You're like, it's my job to know what's viral, the
trends called you're looking you're looking at pictures of the
same bird.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Dad, it's my favorite one.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Jesus, what happened to him?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I talk about it on the show. It's a good bird.
All right, Let's take a quick break. When we come back,
we'll talk about some news. We'll be right back, and
we're back. We're back and uh yeah, So Hunter Biden,
(20:26):
in a three hour interview on the internet, I believe,
is where it was said that the reason his dad
did baden that debate is because he was on ambient,
which seems misguided. Did he know what ambient? Does it makes.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
You tell it? I don't know. I don't know if
he knows.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Hey, guys, what's the most politically consequential thing you ever
took an ambient before doing.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
This?
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Is?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
So what is he trying to say is that he's like, yeah,
my dad was all fucked up on who among us
hasn't been ripped off ambient? And then goes and does
a presidential debate.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I know exactly what happened in that debate. He told
YouTube personality Andrew Callahan, hand.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Yeah, that's the guy from All Gas No Breaks.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Right right. He flew around the world. He's eighty one
years old, he's tired. They give him ambient to be
able to sleep, and he gets up on the stage.
It looks like a deer in that lights come on. Man.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Oh wow, he's saying they gave him ambient the night
before or the day.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
I think that.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I think it's like what might have been like days before,
and he just like couldn't handle it.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Yeah, that just.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Took an ambient like a month earlier and like never recovered.
Maybe want to robust mental and physical health that he
seems to think of his Yeah, just yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Now we see like awareness campaigns like only one Time
is all aches with ambient, and you might end up
like Joe Biden on a debate, like.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
They're like he's so sensitive that one of his staffers
looked at an ambient and then it kind of made
his way to Joe just the by osmos have been
wearing a mask happened?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
He was he was bagging up the ambient with it
with both eyes open around a pharmacist. It's it's he's coping.
It's okay, hunter, you know that you're trying to stick.
You're trying to stick by your dad. And maybe it
was the ambient. Either way, if he's getting that loopy
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off of ambient, probably still shouldn't be in the race, right.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
They definitely didn't give it to him right before the performance.
He's definitely talking about the night before. Yeah, yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Maybe then that's like even a worse indictment around everybody
where it's like, well, you know, he's already like a
slow moving puppet who needs like medications to sleep, so
and they gave him then he took too much the
night before. It's like, what this is still Hunter just
you know, be upset that they didn't actually do a
primary and he didn't have to be on the lightning
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run for everyone's discontent here, it's it's.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Also so it's just like it's such a like the
Democrats failed so miserably in every step of the way,
and it's like to just try to make excuses for
any of it. It's just like what is the point
of like what are you even serving and trying to
be like well, actually, it's like no, it's it was
a complete failure no matter what.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
I wonder what it was like when I had Now
I'm like really curious, like what his tone was like
as this was brought up, because I'm sure Andrew brings
up like.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
He's like, damn, well what about that l of an election?
Huh right?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
And then he's like, well, you know, they gave my dad,
and you know, I don't know if he's like getting
defensive rather than like i'd imagine, well, I don't think
Hunter Biden would have said, yeah, you know what, my
dad should have dropped out.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Man. He whoa, that is the opposite. Yeah, the position
was running down.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Yeah, that is not what he's going to say.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
But yeah, it's also like, I don't know, it could
be just classic like drug drug guy thing where drug
guys think everybody else the answer is always drugs. Like right,
fucking coked out of his mind.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I mean, this is the thing right there. Talk about
the timeline, and in this the New York Post did
a little just a little fact checking. Biden traveled to
Italy to meet with the G seven June thirteenth to fifteenth,
twenty twenty four. Then by June twentieth, he was quote
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hunkered down at Camp David for debate prep ahead of
the June twenty seventh showdown week a week, you know,
a week to sleep that ambient.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Off the miles. They said that, like, you know, however
many hours away you were, that's how much. That's how
many days you need to get over the jet lag.
And this is the president of the United States. Yeah,
I do think. I do think the presidents like have
access to just like Elvis doctor levels of whatever fucking
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prescription drug they needed any given time, which makes his
performance that much more because like they also had probably
uppers that he could have hopped on and like that
just wasn't doing it. It was just do you think.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
They have like medicinal cocaine? Oh yeah, like so they
can kind of feel good about it. They're like, well,
we do have this medicinal powder that we can use,
and they don't want to call it blow, so they
just like get the the white powder.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
For wh.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yeah, maybe maybe the closer you are, the passing beyond
the veil of death, the stronger ambient is on you.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
You know, it kind of draws off the power of.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Death, you know, right, Yeah, yeah, it kind of like
gives you a fake version of that, and when you're
closer to it, it has.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
In fact, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Just sucked backward towards the white Like.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Oh, like, don't funk around that ambient. If you're you're
eighty years old.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
You'll cross.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
You might cross over mentally for hours at a time,
and but you physically will not expire, but you will crossover.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Just just the new flat liners for the oh Man
great movie. Yeah, But anyways, it basically just seems like
he's mad that they didn't do a better job stage
managing Joe Biden's mental and physical decline.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I mean makes sense from like your failed son who's
always getting into controversies, who gets bailed out all the time.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
He's like, and they couldn't do that for my dad.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
They fucked him. Yeah. Yeah, the whole.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Game is to bail people out when they're fucking up.
Come on, man, fucking hold them to account.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
The name Hunter Biden feels like so many levels of irrelevance,
Like he's the failed President's failed It's just like so many.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Is there, Like an It's like if there was like
another Stillon brother that we didn't know about, like after
Frank Stillone, it's like you know.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
About you know about Ruben Stillone, his son, his son.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, shout out to Ruben that you didn't try and
do anything with the last.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
He's like, I am, I'm trying to get on your
guys podcast. Check your email.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Sorry, my publicist, Ruben Stallone, Victor Tom we've already got
the whole beer planned out or something. Yeah, we both
we booked the same way in advance. Rub All right,
let's talk about Colbert getting canceled. Man the the end
of an era CBS. That was that was the Letterman
one rights, Yeah, Man, which is the final episode. They've
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given us a lot of lead time. The final episode
will in May, so we've got some time to work
with this. I do wonder if he's going to like
go dark Colbert the way like Conan like went kind of.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
He's got it in him, He's got it in him.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe, so, I don't know if
he does anyone. When the headlines that are like Colbert
is canceled and so is Satire in America from the Observer,
I'm like, I don't, like, you've seen the latest version
of Colbert, not like the Colbert rapport, right, yeah, right, right.
It's a little different, but very He's more in the
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middle for sure, a little bit a little broader for sure.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
But he's letting his Catholic flag fly every night a
little bits.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
And by that we mean.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
He's dressing up as a yetti and I mean it's
it is wild though that like three nights before he
announced that the show is ending, he's basically saying, damn,
CBS is out here basically taking Greece, like giving out
grease payments to the Trump administration for that sixteen million
dollars settlement and basically calling it a bribe and he's
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like and then he like makes a joke. He's like,
and I don't know what it would take for me
to I mean, I work at this company. I don't
know what it would.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Take for me to get over this. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Maybe let's call it sixteen million dollars. It's like, Okay,
that's funny. And then three days later, Uh.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
It's gonna be it. We're next to may Will. Probably
the last episodes.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
It was number one late night show in ratings, like
which I've heard people be like, yeah, but like Kimmel
and fell and like do they host like game shows
and shit for their network. But it's still pretty weird
that the one that's in first place in the ratings
gets canceled first, and it happens to be by the
company that is already on the record being in the
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process of like destroying sixty minutes, you know, like on
account of like trying to get this merger to go through.
Just no nobody has ever like paid more for a
fucking merger or everything is just going to shit for
this company, and they're just like, Eh, we don't really
give a fuck about the opt how about that?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yeah, I mean what is you have Kimmel saying he's like,
I'm probably next. The way things are going, I mean,
it's I mean, ABC also did settle with Trump, so
you know, there's who knows how else in the accomomy.
Like when they said the ratings, that was kind of like, oh,
that's actually a lot of people. Like you said, like
four million people is their average viewership or something like that,
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and I was like, definitely more than I would have assumed,
because I.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Know, right, yeah, I don't know what means.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
I mean, that's that's number one, but even that that's
pretty hot. I would have assumed that less people watch it,
just based on the way things are going.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
But yeah, we're recording this Monday, so we don't. I know,
there's an episode of The Daily Show hosted by John
Stewart that a lot of people are eager to see
what he has to say, so I know that he's
he's been like, I'm probably next also, and you know,
so that'll be interesting or that was interesting hopefully for
people who watched it last night.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
But oh they said Letterman was getting around seven point
eight million views at its like the height of his powers.
But I am surprised that four is like four is
still pretty strong. Everything else is four is still better
than what Letterman did in the last seven years of
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him being on.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
So that's crazy. Yeah, like this is like a wild
success story, you might se Yeah, I mean, but Late
Night is definitely dying. I mean, like, you know, her
majesty used to work in late night and I we
had a front row seat to watch just every network.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
You're like, man, I don't know Late Night's a thing
really anymore.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, And like Trump immediately took to truth social to
like talk about how great this was. WGA is calling
for an investigation. I am dying to see like the
Foyd emails around this, like how how what do we do?
You know, nobody is like sending that email without at
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least like making reference to it by accident and then
ship the fuck off right right.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Makes you wonder what we do with the renewal of sc.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Uh huh South Carolina not Stephen Colbert fuck fuck fuck yeah.
It's it's the timing is absolutely terrible in the best
case scenario, because they're like, well, we're gonna they say
they were losing forty million a year on the show.
But that's also when they're saying that it might cost
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something around one hundred million a year to make. Yeah,
so they're only coming up to six whatever. Either way,
it's not a good look for CBS that's been doing
everything they can to accommodate the Trump administration.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
That's a lot of money. I mean, I lose forty million,
but it usually takes me like three years.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Three years. Yeah, that's a lot. Yeah, and your show
is still one Japan My Dihy podcast. This is forty million.
Are you even getting the money for that? Get really lucky?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Gambling deficit funding, deficit spending guys, Yeah, like Netflix, right, yeah,
just do that double down. All right, let's take a
quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
We're back.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
And this is the Public Service Announcement Party, the show
where we tell you how to avoid reenacting a scene
from Final Destination.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Essentially, just please stop wearing metal near MRI scans, please,
iron and the like.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
This is the type of metal I did not know
people were wearing. It is not earrings, yes no, no,
not like a belt buckle.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
No, this is okay. So this is a really fucked
up story. So this man in New York was with
his wife as she was getting her knee scanned. Okay
at an open MRI. They thought the machine was off
apparently because she's his wife, was like, hey, can you
help me up out of here? And so he was like, okay,
let me enter the room now to help with a
tech with the with the MRI tech they're operating. It
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went in there.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
But here's the thing, this man, this is This is
from the Guardian article. This is right enough quote.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
The technician operating the machine, which looks like a long,
narrow tube with openings on each end, then allowed Keith
to walk in while he wore a nearly twenty pound
metal chain that he used for weight training. So the
guy was wearing a twenty pound metal chain around his neck.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
I guess what does look like. I didn't know this
was a thing, but it's.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Probably some thick ass like near anchor chain level kind
of shit where it's like, I'm gonna put this fucking
twenty pound workout chain on again as somebody who's not
working out let alone their necks specifically with chains. I
couldn't tell you, but I'd imagine it's something very industrial
looking and again and just straight up metal. So then
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when that happened. He was quote sucked into the device
by its potent magnetic force and endured a quote medical
episode which left him in critical addition, and then he
was he passed away a day later. And I'm like,
how the fuck is this possible? Like you're already like
you have a death magnet machine, and then you let
a guy saunter in with a fucking twenty pound iron
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chain around his neck, Like just feels so negligent on
the part of like the MRI facility. But apparently this
wasn't the first time he wore the chain into the clinic.
His wife quote told News twelve that she and her
husband had previously been to Nasau Nassau Open MRI and
he had worn his weight training chain there before. Quote
this was not the first time that guy had seen
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that chain, She's told the station. They had a conversation
about it before.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
It's just like that has to.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Be like MRI Tech training number one, right, Like aren't
there signs all over those rooms They're like, yo, do
not get the fuck out of here if you have metal. Uh,
it's been many years since I had an MRI scan
on my knee. It's when I had Osgod schloggers for
my for my growing pains. Anyway, I've not been recently.
I don't know if you have, Andrew, or have any
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insights to I've got. I've had a couple scans my
chain I left at home.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Smart good.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
I think we got to turn this open MRI into
a closed MRI. I don't think they deserve to maintain
the open MRI status. Right, Yeah, and yeah, real sad,
real sad for this woman.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Your MRIs were recreational. They weren't even medical.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
They were just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, mine were fun. Yeah.
I just I like the beeps, I like the sounds,
I like the vibe.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
And then you're like, hey, tell me my brain's good. Yeah,
it was the scan say my brain's good. Yeah, isn't
an IQ tool? Well no, they said my brain. My
brain was so dense and smart that they actually couldn't
even scan it.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
Oh wow, felt good. Yeah that's sick, sorr An. Yeah,
it's a big red axe on the screen. I think
that's good. I think that's good.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
But just like, this story sounds like the like the
like a wacky incident from like the early days of
MRI scans or it's like, ah, okay, don't have all
these oxygen tanks.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
I don't want to be I don't want to be
the Devil's advocate because this is a new story, so
who knows. But the article that I was reading said
that that he ran in and they told him not to.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
But I don't know who. I don't I don't want
to victim blame her.
Speaker 7 (37:33):
I don't know who's that multiple accounts either way, I'd
be like, I would be like, sir, don't even come
into my MRI imaging facility with this fucking thing on.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Yeah, I don't even I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
I know what can happen, and I don't care if
it's your right to work work out over there, because
I don't want the trauma of something terribly happening and
I have to bear witness to that.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Please.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
It's just very again, it just feels like so multiple
failures at every level. When am I it's was it
a magnetic resonance imaging is what Mr Sandsport.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
I did like a full body scan thing in one
of those a couple of years ago, and like while
I was in there for like an hour and they
let you watch TV. And the one that I was
in it's like really lying It was really interesting. You're
lying down and as you're looking up, you're looking at
a mirror of a TV that's like behind a wall
behind you, like behind plexical.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Oh right, okay, so yeah put an ice.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
It's not in there, but it's really the way they
did it was really interesting, like you're looking up at
a mirror of a TV that's behind It was kind
of cool.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
That's how serious they are. They've like invented new exactly
ashole type to avoid there being any metal in there.
And then this guy or the tech was just like, yeah,
come on in here.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
Yeah, they're consulting with David Copperfield to let you watch that.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
I do feel like particularly called to this type of
like I could see something batoric that's happening, like just
like this, you know, like they talk about the call
of the void, the people who are like, you know,
standing on the edge of a building and they're just like,
but what if if are into head on trucks anytime?
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Like you know, there's the garbage disposals going in sync,
and I'm just like, you know, what if I don't
want to?
Speaker 4 (39:26):
I want not to, But you're like you're parked outside
of the MRI center with your wife and you've got
like a giant metal chain in one hand and a
plastic one in the other, and you're.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
Anyways, Or do I.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Wear my plastic chain with a bunch of nails construction
nails on it?
Speaker 3 (39:46):
So many options, but.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Yes, please God like like to the point, right, like
Final Destination creates these like sort of weird phobias for us,
or movies do that. I can't like, y'all, come on, now,
we should be terrified of MRI machines, just with something
going awry at this point, like every time when I've dripped.
I remember driving through Washington State once and being near
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like a logging truck and I was like, yeah, I'm like, bro,
I'm getting off the fucking highway, dude.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
I don't even want to hear this shit. Because I
saw a movie when I was fourteen.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
That movie, Yeah, I do wonder if that movie like
caused a drop in deaths by logging truck. I don't
know how common they were in the first place, right,
I've definitely been way more careful around logging trucks since
seeing that movie. I used to be a wild man
when I came to the logging truck.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Whatever the equivalent of birding is. I was doing there
for a logging truck, just trying to get real close.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
You played a game, You're like, oh, you see a
log you close your eyes and step on the guy.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
I mean, Jackie clearly didn't learn your lesson with the
garbage disposible that You're like, it makes me want to
touch it a little bit.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
I don't want to. I just know the possibility is there,
you know what I mean. That's what they call the
void is It's not it's not something who's like, I
want to do this. There's a part of you that
recognizes I think it's a part of me that recognizes
how little I'm in control of or like, how how
much of my mental faculties are happening like in a
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in a part of my brain that I don't have
access to. Right then you're like, why am I into this?
Why am I so horny? Right now?
Speaker 3 (41:29):
It's calling you like the ring of power.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
Like I think it's just it's one of those things
where just like such a small shift has can have
such profound consequences.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
It's an interesting concept. I think, like.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
That's if you just did this one small thing. Everything
would be quite different. I think that's that's that's the
smart version.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Of what we're trying to say. For sure, people talk
about it with regards to like grabbing a cops gun,
like yeah, yeah, you're like out and there's a cop
right there. I'm not not looking at that gun.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Oh yeah, everyone looks at a cops gun.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah yeah, and go.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Like that.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Brittany Broskiv exactly.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
All right, Let's let's talk about the Catholic Church, shall we.
It is Tuesday later stories. When Hollywood inevitably reboots The Exorcist,
I firmly believe they should make about this. There's a
story published in The Pillar, which I don't have to
say this, I hope, but it's a journalistic outlet that
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covers the Catholic Church, cover well the world. But we
all knew that. So this story went viral. I wonder
how many the Pillar stories go viral, But.
Speaker 4 (42:51):
I can never tell when they go viral because I
get my pillared in the mail.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
I get it to live hard copy, so I don't
do the social media thing. Ye a few stories. Let
me look at the ones I've cut out though.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Yeah, yeah, oh I missed this one. When I was reading.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
So underrated reading the pillar in paper.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
For as the Pope intended.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
So this story revealed that a group of Denver seminarians,
again I'm not gonna have to tell anybody what seminarians are,
but just in case, you know, the these are people
training to become priests, were subjected to a strange ritual
involving fake blood and a Yeti costume. They were woken
up in the middle of the night and told they
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had to participate in a quote sacred tradition, which involved
being led into a trailer where a priest dressed as
the Yeti performed a fake ritual involving grizzly bud blood.
He warned them if you enter into this family, there's
no going back, and the seminarians were told to scream
as if in pain before leaving the trailer with leddied
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hands and taped mouths, and then just like went back
and like washed up.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Oh, but then they had to go into the next
room because they would come out to freak out the
next batch of training, so like so freaking out. So
then when they when they go in there like oh no,
you guys are lady and screening.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Oh it's a classic Yetty blood fake out. Yeah. I
thought you knew the.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
Classic Yetty blood fake out blood Yeah yeah. And also
this is why sorry Grant, was Hugh Grant behind this?
I think this sounds like that movie that was also
set in Colorado. I don't know ship they were setting Bolder.
This feels again.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
This is why this is peak virgin behavior. Like this,
y'all should be fucking bro the fuck are you?
Speaker 1 (44:50):
I would be so pissed off if I'm like, if
I even was trying to do something.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Seriously like and you do the Yetty blood. Oh, I'm like,
you guys are fucking losers that there's already a stretch
me dedicating my life to the fucking church, but now
we're doing YETI blood oath. Shit fuck out of here.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Come on, photos are not They're I don't like them.
It's tough. So Yedi is tricky because.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
What do you mean? In one sense?
Speaker 2 (45:17):
I don't find YETI scary. I only know it as
like Harry and the Henderson's Like, I don't find it
interesting or scary.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Or you're a Disney adult who loves the matter horn right,
our virgins, we're talking about Jack. It's from the matter Horn.
They love fucking Disneyland.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
But they're mileage varies wildly around YETI stuff like some
people seem to just really love yetti shit, like be real,
all in on it, you know, Like I feel like
YETI is one of those things that I dismiss. But
I'm also like very interested in aliens and UFOs, so,
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like you know, it's just one of the things that
I think has like a deep spiritual power over certain
people that I virgin wouldn't ever again virgin. When I
say you certain people, you of course know that Virgin.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
Jack Skid's well conceived through Ivy.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
I think, yeah, the way that like artists and you know,
star Wars and ship like that, Like I feel like
for a certain people like YETI star.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Wars for virgins.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Dude, I never said it was I would never.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
I don't know the employer. I don't know because I've
I'll I do sex, dude. I've done sex before, so
and I fuck with star wars man find a new angle, dude,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
I don't know. Do you guys like funk with Yetti's
at all?
Speaker 1 (46:45):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Are you interested in like YETI?
Speaker 4 (46:50):
I mean yeah, I mean I even grew up in
the woods, and I just you know, I grew up
in like the middle in Colorado, and I just I
never really cared as I just feel like, I just
I just feel like I don't know, like at this point,
there would be something about it.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
If it was legit, that's what.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
But even if it wasn't legit, It's like they find
new animals in the ocean all the time and it's
not like a big deal.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
It's like, oh, I guess there was a thing we
didn't think about.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
I don't know, it's even if there was a YETI
it's kind of like it's is it just like a
different kind of animal.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
I don't know. It doesn't even feel that relevant or
that important, right, And unless unless it's like obsessed.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
If people were like mysteriously getting killed in the woods
like every month, you know, like then I.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
Think that the story would be more more interesting to.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Hear from some people. Okay, then they will tell you
that that is exactly what's happened.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
Do they really claim because Okay, because I guess I
thought that they were just saying like they're sightings, but
they're saying that they're actually like people are getting killed
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, you don't know about disappearances in
the state parks man. Okay, then I mean you look
at it, you look at where people have disappeared from.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
I guess that I didn't realize it was that, Okay, couldn't.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Yeah, but this the way first of all, this the
pillar right up, it's a sub stack, which I love.
And like there's an editor's note, which is so funny,
how like insular this like field of journalism must be
said quote owing to pre preexisting relationships or other circumstances
which could lead constitute a potential conflict of interest.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Neither JD.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
Flynn nor Michelle la Rossa contributed to the reporting or
editing of this story. I'm sorry, are you related to
the fucking Yetti priest or something? And you don't want
to snitch?
Speaker 1 (48:30):
The way this sound this one, guys, this is so painful,
it says they. When the seminaries entered the trailer. The
seminaries were met by father of Friar in Apill, who
can see be seen in the video setting up a
camera to record the occasion alongside a man dressed in
a yetti costume. Each seminary and was then invited to
sit at the table on which there was a dagger
and what appeared to be blood and a dollar bill.
Speaker 3 (48:52):
On a piece of paper.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
This is giving such virgin horror movie bullshit I've ever
in a video of ritual seen by the pillar.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
This sidnarian ascid. He has quote any ideas what's going
to happen, to which the seminarian response, no, quote, You're
about to enter into a sacred tradition? Are you ready
for it? The seminary and also informant of the people
who come up here.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Not everyone makes it to enter into the tradition, and
it said, you guys have the balls.
Speaker 3 (49:18):
This is such, This is like snipe hunt shit when.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Your guys are actually really tough. I'm really impressed with
how you're handling this.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
Yeah. Also, like, this is the most sacrilegious shit ever
I know.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
And they just got and this is gonna surprise anybody
who's familiar with uh Catholicism. But they because no canonical
crime had occurred the priest slash. Yet he was given
a slap on the wrist and merely reassigned.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Oh oh well that is the ultimate punishment the Catholic church.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they got that muscle worked out real nice.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
What they do let me see there, I don't know
is Penal code two ninety, section three fifteen in the
no I guess no, I guess we'll just have to
resign them.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
An important aspect of this is that the church, like
so I the thing that I was assuming, the Church
would be like this is ridiculous. We're mad at you,
Like this is like mocking Catholicism by like wearing a
spirit Halloween YETI costume and like making that a part
of our like very serious like ancient tradition, where like
(50:24):
we like wear robes and whip ourselves or whatever. And
instead they were mad and like brought in an exorcist
to like reverse.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
To Oh, so they're saying, it's like legit.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Like kind of which one is it?
Speaker 3 (50:39):
Again?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (50:40):
No canonical prime has been committed, But then you need
some an exorcist to come up and clean up the vibes.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
The exorsis prayed over the seminarians and they made a
formal renunciation of this blood oath that they had made.
But it doesn't say whether the seminarians had asked to
swear had been asked to swear an oath of no
takebacks when they were because if they had the form,
if they had done in those true, then the formal
renunciation actually holds no water.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
Ah yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, they said it's immature.
I mean yeah, no ship because you have a bunch
of emotionally stunted dudes doing weird blood oath crap. It's
just like no, you're you're you're having them sort of whatever.
Like now now my inner Catholic teacher is coming out.
This is not this is not a game, this is demonic.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
My point that my pitch for Catholicism and all organized
religion get into the psychedelics thing, like this is your future.
There was a study that I mean they've done multiple studies,
but studies where they had priests and like people who
are religious leaders taking psychedelics and they were like, wow,
(51:50):
this is like a powerful religious experience and like make
that your thing. It would be it would be so
good for organized religion and.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
Uh be a lot cooler if you did no, no,
we we want to do like a weird janky, haunted
house type things.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
Were able to open their eyes to God.
Speaker 4 (52:11):
We should go to we should go to the Catholic
churches and wear like shirts that say hashtag let them fuck.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Yeah okay, like with a.
Speaker 3 (52:19):
Yetti though, it's like a speech bubble coming out.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
Of yeah, leave me alone, let them fuck. What's you
are fucking? Still like that idea many Jesus gets us.
They're like, okay, the next one is, uh, what's your fucking.
Speaker 3 (52:39):
Fucking is playing the Nintendo switch to.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
My fucking is weirdly yetti blood oaths for somebody. I
don't know what wires got crossed, Yeah, but I'm into it.
I love cryptids. Andrew, what a pleasure having you on
the daily as always.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
Thank you for having me.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
Where can people find you? Follow you here? You all
that good stuff.
Speaker 4 (53:01):
Yeah, I'm at Andrew Mashan m I c h A
A n on Instagram, post stand up clips, sometimes my
podcast podcasts, but outside on YouTube and podcast apps and
social media, interview strangers on the street. It's always fun,
you guys. I'd love to have you guys on some time.
By the way, we got to make that happen instead
of that ja.
Speaker 3 (53:18):
Yeah, yeah, you guys.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
I'll be there enough to burn through that four million. Yeah,
we just interview strangers on the street. It's always fun.
And interesting and talking to different people about their lives
and sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's not funny, and sometimes
it's sad, and that's that's good too.
Speaker 3 (53:30):
That's what life is, man part of life.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
It's a really good show. Everybody should go check it out. Andrew,
is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 4 (53:37):
This is old, but I'm only recently. I just it
felt so overwhelming to finally get into it. But I'm
finally watching twin Peaks the Return, and it's incredible. Yeah,
it's the best.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
I've heard very few people being like this isn't as good.
Speaker 4 (53:52):
It's it's like days, but like really yeah, yeah, I
mean I watched the original Twin Peaks years ago, and
I just I never sat down and actually got into
the return. But it's it's just like, I mean, it
just does such incredible daring things for a television show,
and it's like truly a masterpiece. And I mean I'm
not finished with it, so I can't, you know, but
I'm like halfway through and it's just so so interesting.
Speaker 3 (54:12):
The the what is it, the Yettie blood Oath.
Speaker 4 (54:15):
Yeah, once I get there and I do it myself,
I'll let you know how my conversion goes.
Speaker 3 (54:21):
You'll change your tune up when you see it. I
wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
Miles where can people find you? Is there a work
at media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1 (54:30):
Yeah, find me everywhere at miles of Gray find me
talking about ninety day fiance on four to twenty day
fiance work of media. Like this is post from you know,
friend of the show, Vince Mancini. It's just a It's
a photo of him like holding these like two twigs,
and he posted so much of parenthood as just having
to hold sticks for some reason.
Speaker 2 (54:50):
Oh my god, stick culture so many sticks, and.
Speaker 3 (54:54):
It reminded me of like the guys, child is not
yet at the stick collecting phase. I had a fucking
collection of sticks that I was like, ooh, put.
Speaker 2 (55:05):
This, yes dad, ye holding these random as sticks. We
got a new stick just yesterday, my stick from Hell.
Speaker 3 (55:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
Like, we were going to a friend's house and their
neighbors had a big stick in the front yard and
he was like, you guys, I'm gonna need this man
Like I used.
Speaker 3 (55:28):
To now, I used to just put a wine cork
like a corkscrew from a wine bottle into the sticks
I had all the time because I didn't have a like,
I had no metal tools that were available because my
parents hit all the knives. But the wine corkscrew was there,
so I would just put these like cork screws the sticks,
like I'm doing woodwork.
Speaker 2 (55:47):
Baby, sounds like you might have had to call the
void yourself. Your parents hit all the knives, he says casually.
Speaker 3 (55:56):
And the magnifying glasses and any sort of sources of ignition.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Dear.
Speaker 3 (56:00):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (56:01):
You can find me on Twitter at Jack underscorel Brian
on Blue Sky Jack W'll be the number one work
media I'm enjoying at Road to Love. Wendel on Twitter tweeted,
I'm at my most delusional when I'm picking how many
books to bring on a trip? Mmmm?
Speaker 3 (56:17):
I yes, yeah, You're blown through five books?
Speaker 2 (56:20):
Huh oh man, I'm gonna I'll probably finish that one
and zero. Zero is the number of books that I
ever need to bring on a vacation. I can. I
can read stuff on my phone.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
Like five or right before the pandemic, I had a
run of like three trips where I brought books and
got at most two pages through each one, and I
was like, you have to stop thinking this is ever
gonna happen, dude, just.
Speaker 2 (56:45):
Also workout clothes, like I bet I better bring a
couple outfits and like some running shoes. Oh wow at us,
Oh I won't use it once. They won't even come
out of anyway. You can find YETI costume. So then
now that thing's gonna get work. That's gonna be putting
in work. You can find us on Twitter and Blue
(57:07):
Sky at Daily Zeitgeist. Where at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram,
you can go to the description of this episode wherever
you're listening to it, and underneath where the show is described,
you will find the footnotes, which is where we link
off to the information that we talked about in today's episode.
We also link off to a song that we think
you might enjoy. Miles, is there a song that you
think that people might enjoy.
Speaker 1 (57:26):
Yeah, this is a track from our Sineo Rodriguez, who
is a Cuban musician descendant of Congo these slaves and
just like a pioneer in terms of like the like
what he's done for Latin music. Some say, you know,
like he's basically the work that he did gave way
to salsa This is a track that I heard that
(57:49):
was just so fucking dope, Like the guitar playing it
all it sounds it almost feels modern because it's sort
of like amplified in this really kind of crunchy way,
but it just really dope. It's called Linda Kubana uh
and it's by our senior Rodriguez. It's just a really
really fucking cool track, and I think it must have
been recorded obviously like decades ago, but it just has
(58:11):
such a I don't know, there's such a quality to
it that makes it feel very timeless.
Speaker 3 (58:15):
So check it out our senior Rodriguez with Linda Guana,
and we will link off to that in the footnotes.
Speaker 2 (58:20):
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Speaker 3 (58:33):
Bye bye, bye bye. The Daily zeit Guys is executive
produced by Catherine Law.
Speaker 2 (58:39):
Co produced by Bee Wang, co produced by Victor Wright,
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Speaker 3 (58:44):
McNabb, edited and engineered by Justin Connor,
Do you ever like spit in a toilet and you're
worried the loogie because it might connect your mouth? Yeah,
surface tension. It's acting as a conduit for everything in
the toilet.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Miles I've had that exact, you know.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
And it's like kind of stringing. You're like, no, no,
we're gonna just shoot up the fucking the look.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Touching your mouth and the toilet at the same time.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
You're it's a straw. It's a straw.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, it's basically a straw.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
You're dead person, like that fish that swims up your
urethroat and the Amazon is just.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Like, it's like that, Okay, I gotta strap up.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Sorry. Andrew Justin brings up that fish once every time
before we start recording. We can't start until you find.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
You be talking about food. He's like, yeah, dude, like
that fish and.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Those things. Those things, man, I personally I love them.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I think big fan give an aquarium full of just those.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Favorite It's my favorite animal. Everyone's like a person, cap person.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
No, I like this fish, spikefish, Amazon, dick fish.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
That's a favorite animal.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season three, ninety eight,
Episode two of.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Dirt ays, like, guys, what's the.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Production of iHeart Radio is a podcast where we take
Deep Dave into America share consciousness. Yeah, shrack is my
name is? Oh no, wait, first I like to tell
you what date it is, and that of course is Tuesday,
July twenty second, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Hey, this is an easy one National Mango Day, National
Hammock Day.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Great mango fucking love both.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
What a duo?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Keep it?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
You know, maybe the best duo that we've had for
a national days that I have never had them?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Have you ever had a mango?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
And a hem not not until just now have I
even thought about it?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah? Well, honor the day.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
As an American white, can't I came late to mango
and mangoes are such a great fruit.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Let me guess you So then you discovered it in
twenty eighteen.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Uh no, well you know once I met my wife.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Who that's cheating, that's cheating, cheating.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, but we did just discover in like the that's
a good fun question that like seven year olds come
up with. My kids asked what's the sweetest fruit most
sugar per square inch? And it is mango. In fact,
that makes sense, you'd think that Americans would be all
about that shit, that they should just like market it
as like the big gulp of fruit. It's I think
(02:52):
because it was slurpy, man.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I think it's because it requires no how in terms
of how to eat it properly, because like the things
that are proper here is like I can eat a
whole apple along with the core, you know, like then
people in banana, it's very easy.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
When you get to these stone fruits are like, what
do I how do I look?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I don't know how to get through the wrapping.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, some diabolical cutting of mango. They're like, you want
some mangom? Like you've left seventy percent of the fruit
on here. I don't know how we okay.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Sure, yeah, yeah, anyways, my name is Jack O'Brien aka.
I want a pube pay to wear with the top down.
The crows keep me look and tight baby baby. That
one courtesy of snarfulaw on the Discord, in reference to
the idea we pay. I don't know how we got there,
but we were talking about it was.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
The YadA I think a miata and how I would
wear a wig. And then you said, what if I
think you had a hair transplant.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Those just pubes, those just just thick, old wiry pubes
up top and then the end of that.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
That's what people come to expect on this show.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Every morning where we're at second.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Rate, Justin said Blake, also called Jack's hair up quote
Bush also, So that's that's that's that's what I got.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
It, Bush twope is interesting and just the idea of
those just flying behind just a stream of those flying
behind you with the top down, freak me out. And
I will never forget that image. Uh Thrilled to be
joined as always by my co host, mister Miles Gray.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
It's Miles Gray.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Kay, black mold Son.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Won't you come?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Taking over and drap my.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Mouth away, black mold Son, won't you come?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Won't you come, Black mold Son, Block mold Son.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Okay, I just had to come up with that right
now in my utter disgust from drinking from a disgusting
o Wala cup.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I should have washed in the summer heat, created trend
it into a fucking Petrie dish, And I'm okay.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
For now right now. Although you claim that you came
up with that, but I think the mold came up
with that. I think the mold is taking over your
brain like a symbia, and uh.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, let's see how the rest of my takes go.
The rest of this episode, will know he's in charge.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Hunter Biden claims his dad was on ambien, Like, how
does this affect the mold community? Just everything is from
the perspective of mold.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You know, I think we're just giving mold of a
hard time right now these days.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
What I'm glad that he's still around kicking out there,
you know, because he's a great home for mold.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Oh man, the back of my eyes, it's real bad
on the back of the eyeballs, Like inside my brain,
how do I scratch that?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I bet that's something that Joe Biden has experienced. Anyway,
as Miles were thrilled to be joined in air third
seat by a hilarious comedian ye an actor who I
don't think we've mentioned before, but you can see him
in the classic Insider Trading Brian's Hat courtroom sketch from
I Think You Should Leave, which that's one of the
(06:01):
great sketches of all time. You can also see him
performing stand up on stages and televisions across this land.
He's the host of the wonderful podcast podcast. But outside
it's Andrew Micha and.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Thank you for such a warm introduction. And that's all
I have to say. Thank you guys for having me.
This is so fun. I really had a blast.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Great dad to be here, Andrew, where can people find you? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
So just get on here? Yeah, stuffs going on. Thanks
for having me. I'm always happy to be here. It's
always so fun. Excited for the episode. Sorry about the mold.
I also have one of those Owala cups, but mine
is not taken over by the uh they are know
that you are now allied.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
With this is the problem is we I went from
only having a couple cups to like having a ton
of people like donating drinking cups to me in like
the last few months.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
What does that mean after the fire? Because everything I
lost everything in the fire. You lost everything in the fire.
Oh my gosh, I didn't realize that. I'm sorry to
hear that.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
It's all right.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Jack's having a harder time dealing with it than I.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
It's been really hard for me because he sees all
the sympathy and you kind of are like cupless and
you don't really he.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Gets like all these cups and he talks about it
all the time too, like he's like it's just like
there's there is emotional labor. I'm not gonna say there's
nothing the number of cups.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
It's just funny like people donate shit to you and
they'll be like, hey, I'm bringing up some stuff like
over and it would always be like a shopping bag
from an event, a reusable shopping bag from an event
that was like the vessel and it was like a
like and then it would.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Be a drinking cup, like a reusable drinking cup from
that event, and then like a spatula or like like
a kitchen thing. And I'm like, all right, but you're
like like six drinking cups right now.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
You're like this is all the stuff. I'm glad, burned up.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I'm like, this is everybody has too many of around
the house.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Hey do you need like a reusable tote from an
event that you forgot years ago?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I'm like, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
We have a closet that's just those could help me, right,
could you actually come pick it up? And uh yeah,
And as repayment you get to.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Keep them take whatever you want, man, take them all.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Well, Andrew, we are thrilled to have you fresh off
of podcasts put Outside being in Japan. Was that a
recent trip or those just episodes that are recent.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yeah, I think I think I had just gone on
this trip when I did the podcast last or I
had just was about to go one of the two.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
And yeah, I mean I went to Japan.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
I've been there a few times, always had a fun
time and did my podcast there with Lyle the therapy
Get Go and on the on the internet. He would
just were friends and he happened to be there at
the same time and it was great. We talked to
lots of interesting people. My podcast is interviewing strangers on
the street, and I've recently had the opportunity to do
it in a couple of foreign countries. They went in France,
it hasn't come out yet, did a couple of to
Go and yeah, it's fun to do that format, but
(09:03):
with people around the world and just hear about their lives.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I haven't seen the Tokyo stuff, but was it people
that were living there or like x past. You know,
it's really hard to find. It was hard to find.
It was hard to find Japanese people to sit down.
Even though we had a translator with us, so it
was mostly visitors. There was like a woman from Amsterdam
who was dating a Japanese man, and it was like
a guy from Australia who's on holiday.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Was just suffering to say, oh yeah, yeah, it's just
that's tough to contribute about the culture.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Sure, I'll tell you what I've noticed my boyfriend, this
fucking guy. All right, well, we're going to get to
know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
we're going to tell the listeners a couple of the
things that we're talking about today. Uh, Hunter Biden was
kind enough to shed a little bit of light on
like what happened in that dang debate that it seemed
(09:53):
like his dad was just too old for this. I
just want to check him on this one. It's just,
you know, make sure we we know Hunter's still out there,
Joe still still ten toes down on Joe Biden got
hosed and should have stayed in the race longer. Island.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
That's a loyal sun though.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I mean he stood Look, he stood by Hunter's side,
So yeah, you better be riding for your old ass dad.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
That's right. We'll talk about Colbert getting canceled and why
that might be happening. I wonder we'll talk about So
we talked about this final destination scene that involves an
MRI machine on a previous episode. There's there's a real
world story version of that, but I don't know why
we're talking about it, but we're going to.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
The headline reads like a comic book. We don't have
to spend time on it. It's tragic, bug y'all. We
need to be better around MRI machine.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
We gotta be better, we gotta be more careful, and
we will cat. We will check in with the Catholic
Church because too, because we got to. And then in
our final as we do every Monday or every Tuesday,
would close out with Catholic Corner, see what the Catholic
Church is up to, specifically the scandal around that Yetti
(11:10):
blood oath that I'm sure y'all are up on. But
if you missed last Tuesday's episode, stay tuned for that one.
It is pretty wild. All of that plenty more. But first, Andrew,
we do like to ask our guest, what is something
from your search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I was just recently searching. Speaking of the fires of
whether or not it's safe to be in the water
near the Palisades because I surf a lot and I'm
out there all the time, and I was kind of like,
what's the verdict on that, and you know, like most
public health stuff, very unclear.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Yeah, that's just like I like the idea, Like, yeah,
I mean that was like was six months ago.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
You know, what, is it bad? I've been out ye
kind of worried about the runoff that's in there. I
mean that's the vibe.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
You know, you just kind of gotta, you know, look
towards the Catholic Church sometimes maybe it gives you a
little more guidance than public health officials.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
It could. My priest he told me so, yeah, yeah,
like the church they're they're saying to merely just relocate
the problem.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah yeah, yeah somewhere else. But no, I do surf
a lot. So I've been surf.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
I've been searching some surf stuff and that I've served
almost every day of the last week.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
It's been a really good week for me.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Amazing. Okay, surfing, priest, is that a thing like a
movie from nineteen fifty I feel.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Like we'll get it going. We'll get it.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
There's a drummer I follow on Instagram who's like a
Franciscan monk who's a fucking insane drummer and he wears
his fucking like monk outfit and he's doing all these
wild polyrhythms, and I'm like, this one got chops.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
But he's a Franciscan monk for real or.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Just has a just has the outfit.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Okay, no, no, no, he's like he's a legit priest. And
I think he's just like, look, guys, it ain't all
about Jesus and pretending I'm not a sexual person. Okay,
I play drums also sometimes.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I just there's a lot of time they have, Like
I feel like that is one of the things that
they get. They get really good at brewing, and like
I'm not they're good at brewing, they get really good
at drums.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
He's just he's just hitting the drums. He goes, this
is my fucking Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah. I bet y'all are wondering what my fucking is
God only every priest.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I bet you're wondering what my fucking is a new
campaign from the Catholic Church.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
You're fucking like a super Bowl head. Yeah, my fucking dolls,
look at this one. Yeah, Andrew with something you thinks underrated.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Calling people you know. It's very easy to text.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah, it's very easy to text someone, you know. But
I think if as a friend you haven't talked to
in a while, you haven't seen it in a while,
just give him a call talk for five to ten minutes.
I think it's better, you know, especially if you're not
in the same city. But if I'm ever on a
drive or something, if I have like an hour drive,
I'll try to call two or three friends for my
life and just chat for five or ten minutes each.
I think it's I think it's better. I think it's good.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Do you are you ever up front and you're like, hey,
I'm kind of stuck in the cars, you know, what's up?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Or do you just kind of let it roll?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Because I've done that too with friends and without having
to give that like sort of caveat it, we just
end up talking for a while because I'm like, what's
some dude, all, what's up? And then you just start
talking about some shit and then I'm like and then
then I'm like, hey, sorry, dude, I got to where
I'm about to I'm supposed to go your time's up.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Well, I do have to let you know that they
are probably aware that you're in a car the whole time.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I think it's pretty obvious you're talking to someone in
a car. Yeah, when I'm screaming to the wren is
talking guy.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
I just think a nice little random phone call whatever.
I mean, whenever I get a phone call from someone
I haven't talked to it all, it's nice.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, that's why I loved that that.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I don't know if it was like white people were
doing it too, but it was like definitely on black
social media, calling your boys and saying good night to him.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I thought that was just so good, because what's up? Boy? Though,
what's up? Man? Like I just wanted to call to
say good night. They're like what the fuck? But then
like then you got to see how like their friends
work is. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
There was one I saw that was like Martin Scorsese,
like he was calling someone like.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Oh he was night.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah yeah, like his grand his granddaughter got you know,
she like gets me to do all the all the
social media friends she got him to call. Gosh, I
really forget too. But someone on his level like a
similar kind of guy and the right Okay, Hi, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Robert, he.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I think it was Robert. Actually, I think it was
either of the reversal the Robert. Yes, it was Robert
calling Martin or Martin culrob That's exactly what I love.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I love the idea of his granddaughter stumbling upon like
a prop and like as if in the dusty closet.
She's like, when Grandpa in my videos, people fucking lose it.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I didn't realize people.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Liked it weird so much, so random he like made
movies or something like I've been there other readers.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
She's like, look at Grandpa's eyebrows. Look how long the
eyebrow hair is. This is my grandpa. This is Grandpa.
Marty said, Hi, okay, someone.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Someone comments I think he's famous, and she's like, oh
my god, I didn't.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Know, Marty score.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I love so far all of your takes have been
about going analog, using a phone for talking on the phone.
And then when you said surfing, I thought we were
talking Internet browsing, but no, you do the old timey surfing.
Hell yeah, what is something you think's overrated?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
All right?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
And then just to keep with the analog theme. I'll
say every other thing my phone does for me in
my house. Staring at my phone all the time very popular,
and I think it's overrated.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Yeah, I think I need to realize that.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
And that is what your front the sign in front
of your house is. Yeah. Yeah, staring at the phone
very popular, but also over it.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
It's like it's so much print, it's so much text.
The font has to be small and people.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I thought you were going to make more points on that.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
There's a lot of there's a lot of car accidents
directly in front of my house trying to try to side.
Does it care about me or no?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
No, sorry, it's just about us and how sharing blankly
into our phones is our love language in this house,
that is our love language. Do you have a Are
you doing anything to counteract that aside from just general mindfulness,
like do you have any timers?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
I don't even know that I'm doing that.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
I mean, honestly, that's why the surfing stuff is good,
because it's just like there's no option. I'm out there
in the water for two hours and there's nothing.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I think.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Yeah, I think putting yourself in situations, are you like
even going to see a movie in a theater or
playing a board game with friends, like anything that's like
like you can't have the option of looking at your
phone because it's in the other room or not on
you or whatever, because it's just you know, these things
are obviously so addicting, and it's like, even if you
have practices that you set in place, it's very hard
to stick to them unless you're very much like, okay,
(18:17):
I'm doing this event that I have to do it
in this way.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Sure, Sure, or just realizing that it's ruining our lives.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
I wonder, you know, I wonder if it's gonna be
like some sort of more like widespread revolution around it,
you know, because it's really messed up.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I think it's it's like happening very subtly and smallly,
because there was there was a study we talked about
recently about how kids between like twelve and sixteen or
something are self moderating their phone use without their parents
telling them, like they are being like social media is
fucking me up. I have to put this down, like,
(18:56):
and it's coming from the users themselves rather than like
a concern.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Parent or family members.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
So I'm like, well, on some level, people are realizing
that it feels not good to hold this fucking thing
and staring into it all the time.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Being around kids and then like catching yourself, like being
in a room with them with your just face being
like vacant, like looking at your phone is one of
the darkest human experiences for me. Like I'm just like, God,
what am I doing? Like that? And your this is hell?
They're seeing me?
Speaker 4 (19:26):
You know, your kids are Your kids are all under ten, right,
so they're yes, like like devices but don't have phones
or anything.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Don't yeah, yeah, right, right right, so and like we
don't let them like really use devices. And it's like yeah,
but then like I'm just sitting here catching droll falling
out of my mouth.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
You're like, it's my job to know what's viral, the
trends called you're looking you're looking at pictures of the
same bird.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Dad, it's my favorite one.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Jesus, what happened to him?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I talk about it on the show. It's a good bird.
All right, Let's take a quick break. When we come back,
we'll talk about some news. We'll be right back, and
we're back. We're back and uh yeah, So Hunter Biden,
(20:26):
in a three hour interview on the internet, I believe,
is where it was said that the reason his dad
did baden that debate is because he was on ambient,
which seems misguided. Did he know what ambient? Does it makes.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
You tell it? I don't know. I don't know if
he knows.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Hey, guys, what's the most politically consequential thing you ever
took an ambient before doing.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
This?
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Is?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
So what is he trying to say is that he's like, yeah,
my dad was all fucked up on who among us
hasn't been ripped off ambient? And then goes and does
a presidential debate.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I know exactly what happened in that debate. He told
YouTube personality Andrew Callahan, hand.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Yeah, that's the guy from All Gas No Breaks.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Right right. He flew around the world. He's eighty one
years old, he's tired. They give him ambient to be
able to sleep, and he gets up on the stage.
It looks like a deer in that lights come on. Man.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Oh wow, he's saying they gave him ambient the night
before or the day.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
I think that.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I think it's like what might have been like days before,
and he just like couldn't handle it.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Yeah, that just.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Took an ambient like a month earlier and like never recovered.
Maybe want to robust mental and physical health that he
seems to think of his Yeah, just yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Now we see like awareness campaigns like only one Time
is all aches with ambient, and you might end up
like Joe Biden on a debate, like.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
They're like he's so sensitive that one of his staffers
looked at an ambient and then it kind of made
his way to Joe just the by osmos have been
wearing a mask happened?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
He was he was bagging up the ambient with it
with both eyes open around a pharmacist. It's it's he's coping.
It's okay, hunter, you know that you're trying to stick.
You're trying to stick by your dad. And maybe it
was the ambient. Either way, if he's getting that loopy
(22:34):
off of ambient, probably still shouldn't be in the race, right.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
They definitely didn't give it to him right before the performance.
He's definitely talking about the night before. Yeah, yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Maybe then that's like even a worse indictment around everybody
where it's like, well, you know, he's already like a
slow moving puppet who needs like medications to sleep, so
and they gave him then he took too much the
night before. It's like, what this is still Hunter just
you know, be upset that they didn't actually do a
primary and he didn't have to be on the lightning
(23:06):
run for everyone's discontent here, it's it's.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Also so it's just like it's such a like the
Democrats failed so miserably in every step of the way,
and it's like to just try to make excuses for
any of it. It's just like what is the point
of like what are you even serving and trying to
be like well, actually, it's like no, it's it was
a complete failure no matter what.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
I wonder what it was like when I had Now
I'm like really curious, like what his tone was like
as this was brought up, because I'm sure Andrew brings
up like.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
He's like, damn, well what about that l of an election?
Huh right?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
And then he's like, well, you know, they gave my dad,
and you know, I don't know if he's like getting
defensive rather than like i'd imagine, well, I don't think
Hunter Biden would have said, yeah, you know what, my
dad should have dropped out.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Man. He whoa, that is the opposite. Yeah, the position
was running down.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Yeah, that is not what he's going to say.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
But yeah, it's also like, I don't know, it could
be just classic like drug drug guy thing where drug
guys think everybody else the answer is always drugs. Like right,
fucking coked out of his mind.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I mean, this is the thing right there. Talk about
the timeline, and in this the New York Post did
a little just a little fact checking. Biden traveled to
Italy to meet with the G seven June thirteenth to fifteenth,
twenty twenty four. Then by June twentieth, he was quote
(24:29):
hunkered down at Camp David for debate prep ahead of
the June twenty seventh showdown week a week, you know,
a week to sleep that ambient.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Off the miles. They said that, like, you know, however
many hours away you were, that's how much. That's how
many days you need to get over the jet lag.
And this is the president of the United States. Yeah,
I do think. I do think the presidents like have
access to just like Elvis doctor levels of whatever fucking
(25:02):
prescription drug they needed any given time, which makes his
performance that much more because like they also had probably
uppers that he could have hopped on and like that
just wasn't doing it. It was just do you think.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
They have like medicinal cocaine? Oh yeah, like so they
can kind of feel good about it. They're like, well,
we do have this medicinal powder that we can use,
and they don't want to call it blow, so they
just like get the the white powder.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
For wh.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yeah, maybe maybe the closer you are, the passing beyond
the veil of death, the stronger ambient is on you.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
You know, it kind of draws off the power of.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Death, you know, right, Yeah, yeah, it kind of like
gives you a fake version of that, and when you're
closer to it, it has.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
In fact, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Just sucked backward towards the white Like.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Oh, like, don't funk around that ambient. If you're you're
eighty years old.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
You'll cross.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
You might cross over mentally for hours at a time,
and but you physically will not expire, but you will crossover.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Just just the new flat liners for the oh Man
great movie. Yeah, But anyways, it basically just seems like
he's mad that they didn't do a better job stage
managing Joe Biden's mental and physical decline.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I mean makes sense from like your failed son who's
always getting into controversies, who gets bailed out all the time.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
He's like, and they couldn't do that for my dad.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
They fucked him. Yeah. Yeah, the whole.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Game is to bail people out when they're fucking up.
Come on, man, fucking hold them to account.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
The name Hunter Biden feels like so many levels of irrelevance,
Like he's the failed President's failed It's just like so many.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Is there, Like an It's like if there was like
another Stillon brother that we didn't know about, like after
Frank Stillone, it's like you know.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
About you know about Ruben Stillone, his son, his son.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, shout out to Ruben that you didn't try and
do anything with the last.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
He's like, I am, I'm trying to get on your
guys podcast. Check your email.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Sorry, my publicist, Ruben Stallone, Victor Tom we've already got
the whole beer planned out or something. Yeah, we both
we booked the same way in advance. Rub All right,
let's talk about Colbert getting canceled. Man the the end
of an era CBS. That was that was the Letterman
one rights, Yeah, Man, which is the final episode. They've
(27:50):
given us a lot of lead time. The final episode
will in May, so we've got some time to work
with this. I do wonder if he's going to like
go dark Colbert the way like Conan like went kind of.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
He's got it in him, He's got it in him.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe, so, I don't know if
he does anyone. When the headlines that are like Colbert
is canceled and so is Satire in America from the Observer,
I'm like, I don't, like, you've seen the latest version
of Colbert, not like the Colbert rapport, right, yeah, right, right.
It's a little different, but very He's more in the
(28:28):
middle for sure, a little bit a little broader for sure.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
But he's letting his Catholic flag fly every night a
little bits.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
And by that we mean.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
He's dressing up as a yetti and I mean it's
it is wild though that like three nights before he
announced that the show is ending, he's basically saying, damn,
CBS is out here basically taking Greece, like giving out
grease payments to the Trump administration for that sixteen million
dollars settlement and basically calling it a bribe and he's
(28:59):
like and then he like makes a joke. He's like,
and I don't know what it would take for me
to I mean, I work at this company. I don't
know what it would.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Take for me to get over this. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Maybe let's call it sixteen million dollars. It's like, Okay,
that's funny. And then three days later, Uh.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
It's gonna be it. We're next to may Will. Probably
the last episodes.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
It was number one late night show in ratings, like
which I've heard people be like, yeah, but like Kimmel
and fell and like do they host like game shows
and shit for their network. But it's still pretty weird
that the one that's in first place in the ratings
gets canceled first, and it happens to be by the
company that is already on the record being in the
(29:40):
process of like destroying sixty minutes, you know, like on
account of like trying to get this merger to go through.
Just no nobody has ever like paid more for a
fucking merger or everything is just going to shit for
this company, and they're just like, Eh, we don't really
give a fuck about the opt how about that?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yeah, I mean what is you have Kimmel saying he's like,
I'm probably next. The way things are going, I mean,
it's I mean, ABC also did settle with Trump, so
you know, there's who knows how else in the accomomy.
Like when they said the ratings, that was kind of like, oh,
that's actually a lot of people. Like you said, like
four million people is their average viewership or something like that,
(30:21):
and I was like, definitely more than I would have assumed,
because I.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Know, right, yeah, I don't know what means.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
I mean, that's that's number one, but even that that's
pretty hot. I would have assumed that less people watch it,
just based on the way things are going.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
But yeah, we're recording this Monday, so we don't. I know,
there's an episode of The Daily Show hosted by John
Stewart that a lot of people are eager to see
what he has to say, so I know that he's
he's been like, I'm probably next also, and you know,
so that'll be interesting or that was interesting hopefully for
people who watched it last night.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
But oh they said Letterman was getting around seven point
eight million views at its like the height of his powers.
But I am surprised that four is like four is
still pretty strong. Everything else is four is still better
than what Letterman did in the last seven years of
(31:16):
him being on.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
So that's crazy. Yeah, like this is like a wild
success story, you might se Yeah, I mean, but Late
Night is definitely dying. I mean, like, you know, her
majesty used to work in late night and I we
had a front row seat to watch just every network.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
You're like, man, I don't know Late Night's a thing
really anymore.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, And like Trump immediately took to truth social to
like talk about how great this was. WGA is calling
for an investigation. I am dying to see like the
Foyd emails around this, like how how what do we do?
You know, nobody is like sending that email without at
(31:56):
least like making reference to it by accident and then
ship the fuck off right right.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Makes you wonder what we do with the renewal of sc.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Uh huh South Carolina not Stephen Colbert fuck fuck fuck yeah.
It's it's the timing is absolutely terrible in the best
case scenario, because they're like, well, we're gonna they say
they were losing forty million a year on the show.
But that's also when they're saying that it might cost
(32:27):
something around one hundred million a year to make. Yeah,
so they're only coming up to six whatever. Either way,
it's not a good look for CBS that's been doing
everything they can to accommodate the Trump administration.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
That's a lot of money. I mean, I lose forty million,
but it usually takes me like three years.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Three years. Yeah, that's a lot. Yeah, and your show
is still one Japan My Dihy podcast. This is forty million.
Are you even getting the money for that? Get really lucky?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Gambling deficit funding, deficit spending guys, Yeah, like Netflix, right, yeah,
just do that double down. All right, let's take a
quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
We're back.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
And this is the Public Service Announcement Party, the show
where we tell you how to avoid reenacting a scene
from Final Destination.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Essentially, just please stop wearing metal near MRI scans, please,
iron and the like.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
This is the type of metal I did not know
people were wearing. It is not earrings, yes no, no,
not like a belt buckle.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
No, this is okay. So this is a really fucked
up story. So this man in New York was with
his wife as she was getting her knee scanned. Okay
at an open MRI. They thought the machine was off
apparently because she's his wife, was like, hey, can you
help me up out of here? And so he was like, okay,
let me enter the room now to help with a
tech with the with the MRI tech they're operating. It
(34:13):
went in there.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
But here's the thing, this man, this is This is
from the Guardian article. This is right enough quote.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
The technician operating the machine, which looks like a long,
narrow tube with openings on each end, then allowed Keith
to walk in while he wore a nearly twenty pound
metal chain that he used for weight training. So the
guy was wearing a twenty pound metal chain around his neck.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
I guess what does look like. I didn't know this
was a thing, but it's.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Probably some thick ass like near anchor chain level kind
of shit where it's like, I'm gonna put this fucking
twenty pound workout chain on again as somebody who's not
working out let alone their necks specifically with chains. I
couldn't tell you, but I'd imagine it's something very industrial
looking and again and just straight up metal. So then
(35:02):
when that happened. He was quote sucked into the device
by its potent magnetic force and endured a quote medical
episode which left him in critical addition, and then he
was he passed away a day later. And I'm like,
how the fuck is this possible? Like you're already like
you have a death magnet machine, and then you let
a guy saunter in with a fucking twenty pound iron
(35:24):
chain around his neck, Like just feels so negligent on
the part of like the MRI facility. But apparently this
wasn't the first time he wore the chain into the clinic.
His wife quote told News twelve that she and her
husband had previously been to Nasau Nassau Open MRI and
he had worn his weight training chain there before. Quote
this was not the first time that guy had seen
(35:46):
that chain, She's told the station. They had a conversation
about it before.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
It's just like that has to.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Be like MRI Tech training number one, right, Like aren't
there signs all over those rooms They're like, yo, do
not get the fuck out of here if you have metal. Uh,
it's been many years since I had an MRI scan
on my knee. It's when I had Osgod schloggers for
my for my growing pains. Anyway, I've not been recently.
I don't know if you have, Andrew, or have any
(36:16):
insights to I've got. I've had a couple scans my
chain I left at home.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Smart good.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
I think we got to turn this open MRI into
a closed MRI. I don't think they deserve to maintain
the open MRI status. Right, Yeah, and yeah, real sad,
real sad for this woman.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Your MRIs were recreational. They weren't even medical.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
They were just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, mine were fun. Yeah.
I just I like the beeps, I like the sounds,
I like the vibe.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
And then you're like, hey, tell me my brain's good. Yeah,
it was the scan say my brain's good. Yeah, isn't
an IQ tool? Well no, they said my brain. My
brain was so dense and smart that they actually couldn't
even scan it.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
Oh wow, felt good. Yeah that's sick, sorr An. Yeah,
it's a big red axe on the screen. I think
that's good. I think that's good.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
But just like, this story sounds like the like the
like a wacky incident from like the early days of
MRI scans or it's like, ah, okay, don't have all
these oxygen tanks.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
I don't want to be I don't want to be
the Devil's advocate because this is a new story, so
who knows. But the article that I was reading said
that that he ran in and they told him not to.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
But I don't know who. I don't I don't want
to victim blame her.
Speaker 7 (37:33):
I don't know who's that multiple accounts either way, I'd
be like, I would be like, sir, don't even come
into my MRI imaging facility with this fucking thing on.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Yeah, I don't even I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
I know what can happen, and I don't care if
it's your right to work work out over there, because
I don't want the trauma of something terribly happening and
I have to bear witness to that.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Please.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
It's just very again, it just feels like so multiple
failures at every level. When am I it's was it
a magnetic resonance imaging is what Mr Sandsport.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
I did like a full body scan thing in one
of those a couple of years ago, and like while
I was in there for like an hour and they
let you watch TV. And the one that I was
in it's like really lying It was really interesting. You're
lying down and as you're looking up, you're looking at
a mirror of a TV that's like behind a wall
behind you, like behind plexical.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Oh right, okay, so yeah put an ice.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
It's not in there, but it's really the way they
did it was really interesting, like you're looking up at
a mirror of a TV that's behind It was kind
of cool.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
That's how serious they are. They've like invented new exactly
ashole type to avoid there being any metal in there.
And then this guy or the tech was just like, yeah,
come on in here.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
Yeah, they're consulting with David Copperfield to let you watch that.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
I do feel like particularly called to this type of
like I could see something batoric that's happening, like just
like this, you know, like they talk about the call
of the void, the people who are like, you know,
standing on the edge of a building and they're just like,
but what if if are into head on trucks anytime?
(39:17):
Like you know, there's the garbage disposals going in sync,
and I'm just like, you know, what if I don't
want to?
Speaker 4 (39:26):
I want not to, But you're like you're parked outside
of the MRI center with your wife and you've got
like a giant metal chain in one hand and a
plastic one in the other, and you're.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
Anyways, Or do I.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Wear my plastic chain with a bunch of nails construction
nails on it?
Speaker 3 (39:46):
So many options, but.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Yes, please God like like to the point, right, like
Final Destination creates these like sort of weird phobias for us,
or movies do that. I can't like, y'all, come on, now,
we should be terrified of MRI machines, just with something
going awry at this point, like every time when I've dripped.
I remember driving through Washington State once and being near
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like a logging truck and I was like, yeah, I'm like, bro,
I'm getting off the fucking highway, dude.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
I don't even want to hear this shit. Because I
saw a movie when I was fourteen.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
That movie, Yeah, I do wonder if that movie like
caused a drop in deaths by logging truck. I don't
know how common they were in the first place, right,
I've definitely been way more careful around logging trucks since
seeing that movie. I used to be a wild man
when I came to the logging truck.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Whatever the equivalent of birding is. I was doing there
for a logging truck, just trying to get real close.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
You played a game, You're like, oh, you see a
log you close your eyes and step on the guy.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
I mean, Jackie clearly didn't learn your lesson with the
garbage disposible that You're like, it makes me want to
touch it a little bit.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
I don't want to. I just know the possibility is there,
you know what I mean. That's what they call the
void is It's not it's not something who's like, I
want to do this. There's a part of you that
recognizes I think it's a part of me that recognizes
how little I'm in control of or like, how how
much of my mental faculties are happening like in a
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in a part of my brain that I don't have
access to. Right then you're like, why am I into this?
Why am I so horny? Right now?
Speaker 3 (41:29):
It's calling you like the ring of power.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
Like I think it's just it's one of those things
where just like such a small shift has can have
such profound consequences.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
It's an interesting concept. I think, like.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
That's if you just did this one small thing. Everything
would be quite different. I think that's that's that's the
smart version.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Of what we're trying to say. For sure, people talk
about it with regards to like grabbing a cops gun,
like yeah, yeah, you're like out and there's a cop
right there. I'm not not looking at that gun.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Oh yeah, everyone looks at a cops gun.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah yeah, and go.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Like that.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Brittany Broskiv exactly.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
All right, Let's let's talk about the Catholic Church, shall we.
It is Tuesday later stories. When Hollywood inevitably reboots The Exorcist,
I firmly believe they should make about this. There's a
story published in The Pillar, which I don't have to
say this, I hope, but it's a journalistic outlet that
(42:38):
covers the Catholic Church, cover well the world. But we
all knew that. So this story went viral. I wonder
how many the Pillar stories go viral, But.
Speaker 4 (42:51):
I can never tell when they go viral because I
get my pillared in the mail.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
I get it to live hard copy, so I don't
do the social media thing. Ye a few stories. Let
me look at the ones I've cut out though.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Yeah, yeah, oh I missed this one. When I was reading.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
So underrated reading the pillar in paper.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
For as the Pope intended.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
So this story revealed that a group of Denver seminarians,
again I'm not gonna have to tell anybody what seminarians are,
but just in case, you know, the these are people
training to become priests, were subjected to a strange ritual
involving fake blood and a Yeti costume. They were woken
up in the middle of the night and told they
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had to participate in a quote sacred tradition, which involved
being led into a trailer where a priest dressed as
the Yeti performed a fake ritual involving grizzly bud blood.
He warned them if you enter into this family, there's
no going back, and the seminarians were told to scream
as if in pain before leaving the trailer with leddied
(44:00):
hands and taped mouths, and then just like went back
and like washed up.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Oh, but then they had to go into the next
room because they would come out to freak out the
next batch of training, so like so freaking out. So
then when they when they go in there like oh no,
you guys are lady and screening.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Oh it's a classic Yetty blood fake out. Yeah. I
thought you knew the.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
Classic Yetty blood fake out blood Yeah yeah. And also
this is why sorry Grant, was Hugh Grant behind this?
I think this sounds like that movie that was also
set in Colorado. I don't know ship they were setting Bolder.
This feels again.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
This is why this is peak virgin behavior. Like this,
y'all should be fucking bro the fuck are you?
Speaker 1 (44:50):
I would be so pissed off if I'm like, if
I even was trying to do something.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Seriously like and you do the Yetty blood. Oh, I'm like,
you guys are fucking losers that there's already a stretch
me dedicating my life to the fucking church, but now
we're doing YETI blood oath. Shit fuck out of here.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Come on, photos are not They're I don't like them.
It's tough. So Yedi is tricky because.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
What do you mean? In one sense?
Speaker 2 (45:17):
I don't find YETI scary. I only know it as
like Harry and the Henderson's Like, I don't find it
interesting or scary.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Or you're a Disney adult who loves the matter horn right,
our virgins, we're talking about Jack. It's from the matter Horn.
They love fucking Disneyland.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
But they're mileage varies wildly around YETI stuff like some
people seem to just really love yetti shit, like be real,
all in on it, you know, Like I feel like
YETI is one of those things that I dismiss. But
I'm also like very interested in aliens and UFOs, so,
(45:56):
like you know, it's just one of the things that
I think has like a deep spiritual power over certain
people that I virgin wouldn't ever again virgin. When I
say you certain people, you of course know that Virgin.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
Jack Skid's well conceived through Ivy.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
I think, yeah, the way that like artists and you know,
star Wars and ship like that, Like I feel like
for a certain people like YETI star.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Wars for virgins.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Dude, I never said it was I would never.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
I don't know the employer. I don't know because I've
I'll I do sex, dude. I've done sex before, so
and I fuck with star wars man find a new angle, dude,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
I don't know. Do you guys like funk with Yetti's
at all?
Speaker 1 (46:45):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Are you interested in like YETI?
Speaker 4 (46:50):
I mean yeah, I mean I even grew up in
the woods, and I just you know, I grew up
in like the middle in Colorado, and I just I
never really cared as I just feel like, I just
I just feel like I don't know, like at this point,
there would be something about it.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
If it was legit, that's what.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
But even if it wasn't legit, It's like they find
new animals in the ocean all the time and it's
not like a big deal.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
It's like, oh, I guess there was a thing we
didn't think about.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
I don't know, it's even if there was a YETI
it's kind of like it's is it just like a
different kind of animal.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
I don't know. It doesn't even feel that relevant or
that important, right, And unless unless it's like obsessed.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
If people were like mysteriously getting killed in the woods
like every month, you know, like then I.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
Think that the story would be more more interesting to.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Hear from some people. Okay, then they will tell you
that that is exactly what's happened.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
Do they really claim because Okay, because I guess I
thought that they were just saying like they're sightings, but
they're saying that they're actually like people are getting killed
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, you don't know about disappearances in
the state parks man. Okay, then I mean you look
at it, you look at where people have disappeared from.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
I guess that I didn't realize it was that, Okay, couldn't.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Yeah, but this the way first of all, this the
pillar right up, it's a sub stack, which I love.
And like there's an editor's note, which is so funny,
how like insular this like field of journalism must be
said quote owing to pre preexisting relationships or other circumstances
which could lead constitute a potential conflict of interest.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Neither JD.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
Flynn nor Michelle la Rossa contributed to the reporting or
editing of this story. I'm sorry, are you related to
the fucking Yetti priest or something? And you don't want
to snitch?
Speaker 1 (48:30):
The way this sound this one, guys, this is so painful,
it says they. When the seminaries entered the trailer. The
seminaries were met by father of Friar in Apill, who
can see be seen in the video setting up a
camera to record the occasion alongside a man dressed in
a yetti costume. Each seminary and was then invited to
sit at the table on which there was a dagger
and what appeared to be blood and a dollar bill.
Speaker 3 (48:52):
On a piece of paper.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
This is giving such virgin horror movie bullshit I've ever
in a video of ritual seen by the pillar.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
This sidnarian ascid. He has quote any ideas what's going
to happen, to which the seminarian response, no, quote, You're
about to enter into a sacred tradition? Are you ready
for it? The seminary and also informant of the people
who come up here.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Not everyone makes it to enter into the tradition, and
it said, you guys have the balls.
Speaker 3 (49:18):
This is such, This is like snipe hunt shit when.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Your guys are actually really tough. I'm really impressed with
how you're handling this.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
Yeah. Also, like, this is the most sacrilegious shit ever
I know.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
And they just got and this is gonna surprise anybody
who's familiar with uh Catholicism. But they because no canonical
crime had occurred the priest slash. Yet he was given
a slap on the wrist and merely reassigned.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Oh oh well that is the ultimate punishment the Catholic church.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they got that muscle worked out real nice.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
What they do let me see there, I don't know
is Penal code two ninety, section three fifteen in the
no I guess no, I guess we'll just have to
resign them.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
An important aspect of this is that the church, like
so I the thing that I was assuming, the Church
would be like this is ridiculous. We're mad at you,
Like this is like mocking Catholicism by like wearing a
spirit Halloween YETI costume and like making that a part
of our like very serious like ancient tradition, where like
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we like wear robes and whip ourselves or whatever. And
instead they were mad and like brought in an exorcist
to like reverse.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
To Oh, so they're saying, it's like legit.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Like kind of which one is it?
Speaker 3 (50:39):
Again?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (50:40):
No canonical prime has been committed, But then you need
some an exorcist to come up and clean up the vibes.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
The exorsis prayed over the seminarians and they made a
formal renunciation of this blood oath that they had made.
But it doesn't say whether the seminarians had asked to
swear had been asked to swear an oath of no
takebacks when they were because if they had the form,
if they had done in those true, then the formal
renunciation actually holds no water.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
Ah yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, they said it's immature.
I mean yeah, no ship because you have a bunch
of emotionally stunted dudes doing weird blood oath crap. It's
just like no, you're you're you're having them sort of whatever.
Like now now my inner Catholic teacher is coming out.
This is not this is not a game, this is demonic.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
My point that my pitch for Catholicism and all organized
religion get into the psychedelics thing, like this is your future.
There was a study that I mean they've done multiple studies,
but studies where they had priests and like people who
are religious leaders taking psychedelics and they were like, wow,
(51:50):
this is like a powerful religious experience and like make
that your thing. It would be it would be so
good for organized religion and.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
Uh be a lot cooler if you did no, no,
we we want to do like a weird janky, haunted
house type things.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
Were able to open their eyes to God.
Speaker 4 (52:11):
We should go to we should go to the Catholic
churches and wear like shirts that say hashtag let them fuck.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Yeah okay, like with a.
Speaker 3 (52:19):
Yetti though, it's like a speech bubble coming out.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
Of yeah, leave me alone, let them fuck. What's you
are fucking? Still like that idea many Jesus gets us.
They're like, okay, the next one is, uh, what's your fucking.
Speaker 3 (52:39):
Fucking is playing the Nintendo switch to.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
My fucking is weirdly yetti blood oaths for somebody. I
don't know what wires got crossed, Yeah, but I'm into it.
I love cryptids. Andrew, what a pleasure having you on
the daily as always.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
Thank you for having me.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
Where can people find you? Follow you here? You all
that good stuff.
Speaker 4 (53:01):
Yeah, I'm at Andrew Mashan m I c h A
A n on Instagram, post stand up clips, sometimes my
podcast podcasts, but outside on YouTube and podcast apps and
social media, interview strangers on the street. It's always fun,
you guys. I'd love to have you guys on some time.
By the way, we got to make that happen instead
of that ja.
Speaker 3 (53:18):
Yeah, yeah, you guys.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
I'll be there enough to burn through that four million. Yeah,
we just interview strangers on the street. It's always fun.
And interesting and talking to different people about their lives
and sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's not funny, and sometimes
it's sad, and that's that's good too.
Speaker 3 (53:30):
That's what life is, man part of life.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
It's a really good show. Everybody should go check it out. Andrew,
is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 4 (53:37):
This is old, but I'm only recently. I just it
felt so overwhelming to finally get into it. But I'm
finally watching twin Peaks the Return, and it's incredible. Yeah,
it's the best.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
I've heard very few people being like this isn't as good.
Speaker 4 (53:52):
It's it's like days, but like really yeah, yeah, I
mean I watched the original Twin Peaks years ago, and
I just I never sat down and actually got into
the return. But it's it's just like, I mean, it
just does such incredible daring things for a television show,
and it's like truly a masterpiece. And I mean I'm
not finished with it, so I can't, you know, but
I'm like halfway through and it's just so so interesting.
Speaker 3 (54:12):
The the what is it, the Yettie blood Oath.
Speaker 4 (54:15):
Yeah, once I get there and I do it myself,
I'll let you know how my conversion goes.
Speaker 3 (54:21):
You'll change your tune up when you see it. I
wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
Miles where can people find you? Is there a work
at media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1 (54:30):
Yeah, find me everywhere at miles of Gray find me
talking about ninety day fiance on four to twenty day
fiance work of media. Like this is post from you know,
friend of the show, Vince Mancini. It's just a It's
a photo of him like holding these like two twigs,
and he posted so much of parenthood as just having
to hold sticks for some reason.
Speaker 2 (54:50):
Oh my god, stick culture so many sticks, and.
Speaker 3 (54:54):
It reminded me of like the guys, child is not
yet at the stick collecting phase. I had a fucking
collection of sticks that I was like, ooh, put.
Speaker 2 (55:05):
This, yes dad, ye holding these random as sticks. We
got a new stick just yesterday, my stick from Hell.
Speaker 3 (55:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
Like, we were going to a friend's house and their
neighbors had a big stick in the front yard and
he was like, you guys, I'm gonna need this man
Like I used.
Speaker 3 (55:28):
To now, I used to just put a wine cork
like a corkscrew from a wine bottle into the sticks
I had all the time because I didn't have a like,
I had no metal tools that were available because my
parents hit all the knives. But the wine corkscrew was there,
so I would just put these like cork screws the sticks,
like I'm doing woodwork.
Speaker 2 (55:47):
Baby, sounds like you might have had to call the
void yourself. Your parents hit all the knives, he says casually.
Speaker 3 (55:56):
And the magnifying glasses and any sort of sources of ignition.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Dear.
Speaker 3 (56:00):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (56:01):
You can find me on Twitter at Jack underscorel Brian
on Blue Sky Jack W'll be the number one work
media I'm enjoying at Road to Love. Wendel on Twitter tweeted,
I'm at my most delusional when I'm picking how many
books to bring on a trip? Mmmm?
Speaker 3 (56:17):
I yes, yeah, You're blown through five books?
Speaker 2 (56:20):
Huh oh man, I'm gonna I'll probably finish that one
and zero. Zero is the number of books that I
ever need to bring on a vacation. I can. I
can read stuff on my phone.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
Like five or right before the pandemic, I had a
run of like three trips where I brought books and
got at most two pages through each one, and I
was like, you have to stop thinking this is ever
gonna happen, dude, just.
Speaker 2 (56:45):
Also workout clothes, like I bet I better bring a
couple outfits and like some running shoes. Oh wow at us,
Oh I won't use it once. They won't even come
out of anyway. You can find YETI costume. So then
now that thing's gonna get work. That's gonna be putting
in work. You can find us on Twitter and Blue
(57:07):
Sky at Daily Zeitgeist. Where at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram,
you can go to the description of this episode wherever
you're listening to it, and underneath where the show is described,
you will find the footnotes, which is where we link
off to the information that we talked about in today's episode.
We also link off to a song that we think
you might enjoy. Miles, is there a song that you
think that people might enjoy.
Speaker 1 (57:26):
Yeah, this is a track from our Sineo Rodriguez, who
is a Cuban musician descendant of Congo these slaves and
just like a pioneer in terms of like the like
what he's done for Latin music. Some say, you know,
like he's basically the work that he did gave way
to salsa This is a track that I heard that
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was just so fucking dope, Like the guitar playing it
all it sounds it almost feels modern because it's sort
of like amplified in this really kind of crunchy way,
but it just really dope. It's called Linda Kubana uh
and it's by our senior Rodriguez. It's just a really
really fucking cool track, and I think it must have
been recorded obviously like decades ago, but it just has
(58:11):
such a I don't know, there's such a quality to
it that makes it feel very timeless.
Speaker 3 (58:15):
So check it out our senior Rodriguez with Linda Guana,
and we will link off to that in the footnotes.
Speaker 2 (58:20):
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you all then.
Speaker 3 (58:33):
Bye bye, bye bye. The Daily zeit Guys is executive
produced by Catherine Law.
Speaker 2 (58:39):
Co produced by Bee Wang, co produced by Victor Wright,
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