Top 10 of 2025: #1 Coldplay RUINS Lives! Unabomber Humble Brag! 07.18.25

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, zeich Gang, and welcome to the end of the year.
During these two weeks surrounding Christmas and the New Year,
we take some time off. During the mornings, we'll run
some new holiday and end of the year content that
you can listen to while we're.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Taking a break.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
In addition to all that stuff, in the afternoons, where
we would usually drop the Trends episode, we are rerunning
the ten most popular episodes of this year according to you.
You voted with your dang years and we listened with ours. Actually,
we looked at the data we're spying on you. Honestly,

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I'm mostly in this podcasting thing for the rich marketing
data it provides to me about each and.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Every one of you.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
At the end of the year, when I look back
to see what made the top ten, and this was
actually my favorite year to look back at, our top
ten is full of episodes I feel like made it
because of a bunch of different reasons. There are some
episodes that dropped after huge news events. There are some

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first episodes that dropped right after some hilarious news events,
some great new guests, some classic fan favorite guests, and
some new formats we tried out that We're very excited
to see that you guys enjoyed. Before we get into it,
I just want to thank you guys for once again
being such a cool community that's bloomed up around this
podcast we've been doing all these years. You guys repeatedly

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make us proud. You're there for us when we go
through some really difficult shit. You show up at shows
of our guests, and we always get great reports from
our guests about our listeners. You are the rare podcast
audience that makes us extremely proud to have you as
listeners so far, So don't fuck this up, you guys.

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And coming in at number one, the number one episode
of the year with the number one thickest thighs on
a guest. Of course, we're talking to Blake Wexler, mister
plumpers himself. The number one most popular episode of the
year was Coldplay Ruins Lives.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
And you know, Bomber humble Brag.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
But I think this is number one because it is
the first full episode we recorded after the Coldplay kiss
cam scandal broke. You guys were excited to hear what
we had to say about it. We were excited to
record this one. It was an all around Blast. This
year has been lots of ups and downs, but the

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highs have been high. We've we've loved making the show
for you, and we're glad you guys continue to enjoy it.
Please enjoy your number one episode of the year.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
How is Manco a Manco bro only for.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
The living shit out of the top of my now
as usual, I can't wait like I would wish.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, give it to me.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Sure you know this is going to burn you again.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Give it to me now.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's the plates on fire.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
The seagulls, still out of control down the shore. The
singles what would.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Down there single? They got singles mixers, y know, the
single still out of control brother a Brother, Yeah, you
go to that singles mixer, still teams, still out of control.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
They broke my ring finger trying to get my ring
off my finger. These singles see that.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Girl Mary down there, or her sister Mary, their sister Mary.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Or Beth and then her other sister Mary. Magna Doodle,
Magna doodle.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
I think I think they didn't know how to spell
Mary magn She's hypoallergetic Mary Manco Mary mancos H. This
is my son Manco and my other son Manco Manco
and Manco's. Yeah, Joseph, did your calls and go to
Saint James m HM.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Can't stop moving its wings his wangs.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, he's just making up.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
You know. These hookahs can't even stop moving their wangs
hoocas they call hawks.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, like the Atlanta Hicks, the Atlanta Hicks. What are
you from? South Africa? South Africa? All right?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Should we start with the with the cold Play couple? Yeah,
we can start with the cold Play couple? Cold Play couple? Yeah,
did you go to see cold Play?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Hell? Yeah, dude took Angelica last night.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
You go see Coldplay? Cold Chris Murmaid cole Chris Mermaid? Yeah, yeah, all.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Right, Chris Mermaid.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
They say Martin as Murry, just like completely made up.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
You guys been to Pennsylvania, Yeah, you know they pronouns
Martin Mermaid, little Martin.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
It's like the thirty year old Virgin, but instead of
talking about sex, you're talking about the Philadelphia accent, just
like clearly make it. Yeah, man, I know the Philly accent.
Weird how they say instead of saying Martin, they say Mermaid. Yeah,
hot dirks and ham yurgers.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
They don't say.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Hello, the Internet and Welcome to Season three ninety seven,
Episode five, the exciting season finale of Dirty's. It's appruction
of iHeart Radio. It's a podcast where you take a
deep dive into America, share consciousness. And it is Friday
the eighteenth O Friday, July eighteenth seven.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Shout out Brooklyn. It's also National Tropical Fruit Day, National
Sour Candy Day, and National Caviar Day. Wow, a little
bit of everything today.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, fuck the old Jack Salad, Sura Candy's Tropical fruit
and just a nice hefty.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Put a little mango, passionate fruit, papaya, dragon fruit, Kiwi,
sour Patch kids and blugasv.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, let me get some salmon reu on that.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
My name is Jack O'Brien aka.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
On the Bell is such a hanted doll. She probably
sitting right behind you. That one courtesy of Halcyon Salad.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
On the Discord. Wow.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
To Honesty by Billy Joel kind of a deep cut. Yeah,
that's why that song's very The lyrics to Honesty are
very It's like honesty is such a lonely word and
like it's kind of what I need from you.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's just like.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Real, like passive, aggressive, like lying asshole type song. Shout
out to Billy Phil, the coolest to ever do it.
I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Co host mister Miles Brace. Miles Gray, you already know.
I wish I had a fun AKA, but I was
too busy dealing with my wrist. Pay I've dialed in
the wrist pain. I know what dialed it in. Yeah,
I have to get an ulner ulnar wrist brace. I
had a general wrist brace, got a new one that's

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specifically for my ulnar pain.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Should be.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
But I'm picking it up later down at the pharmacy.
So I'm really stoked on that. So yeah, I just
want to let people know it's still the Prince of
wrist paint in the building.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
And I just do have to check that your medical
provider was not Australian Australian and they weren't just saying
oh no, oh Olmar.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
It could be you could have gone at all, Mar.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Your wrist is really fucked up. So what should I do? Omar? Okay,
I guess I'll check out this omar omar thing, all right, y'all?

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Got yeah, we do. I think my doctor said that
a mare.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Anyways, it was so dumb, Miles, and I'm not going
to say speaking of which I'm not going to say
speaking of which after I said so dumb and our
guest today, because that would be incorrect. He is a
brilliant comedian, writer, actor. His newest special is called Daddy

(08:41):
Long Legs. You can go watch it. It's because that phrases.
It's similar to another one of his phrases, plumpers, which
he uses to describe his thighs.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
He's selling it right now, dude.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
He's one of our favorite guests. He's one of your
favorite guests. Please welcome. He's riding a recumbent bike in
short shorts.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
It's Blake Wexlan. Gentlemen, it this is Blake Wexler. Okay
Wexler in the morning, we in evening Wexeler. It's like
ice time when you hear it's Wexler. You can keep
plumpers on your mind. That is from Snarfula on the discord.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Wish Lords, nothing but Net, nothing but string musing dude
center the net barely moved on that one.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, it was like it you know when it goes
in and you you actually have to like look at
the replay to make sure it actually.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, or just not next to it like I used
to do, and then claim I made it and that
was it. That was good, that was good. Fuck you, coach.
I'm right under the basket. I caught it. I did
not go on, motherfucker. No, just it's one of the
ones that didn't move. You never liked me, fucking dick.
What'd you say? Nothing?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
I was talking about myself. That's my favorite teenager, just
sucking getting just real agro And someone said, what's that?
Was so much when I was a teenager? My friends
are my friend talking ship to his mom. Watch that nothing,

(10:15):
You're like, bro, what happened? Miles?

Speaker 1 (10:18):
One of my favorite people to watch dissolve into tears
at the drop of the hat.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Me.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, when you forget your wallet, for instance, when we're.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Oh yeah every time, or your heed time yeah, or
you see on the horizon, this is gonna be so bad.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Under my seat belt and jump out of the car
into a parole. Oh god, put it in neutral. Doesn't
even get to the speed book. Gosh, wait, this is
the car's ride at Disneyland.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Blake, I said, Blake, Yeah, it's great to have you.
It's great to be here. It's great in spring. That's
what it's called radio Radiator, as they say in Philadelphia.
In Philadelphia Radiator Rodent Roudent. Before we start. I don't
know if this is the cold open or up, but
before we start where you're talking about just making up

(11:16):
where Philadelphia didn't say weird, Yeah, radiator is one, but
it seems completely arbitrary, like some of the my dad
says radiator he he says sassage. I mean, he doesn't anymore,
but that's like naturally where he does. But like that
has nothing to do with any of the rest of
Philadelphia accents. That just like feels like it's yea a

(11:38):
random mispronunciation.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yeah, my mom's like that with instead of wash, she'll
say wash.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, that's a Philly thing.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Worsh Oh you've heard that before. Maybe that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
I don't know. I hear a lot of people say wosh,
like my friend's dad who's not from Philly, like you
got a war ship, And I'm.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Like, the fuck the fuck are you talking about? Roger
sounds like I'm it's midwestern. Yeah, it feels midwestern to me. Yeah,
feel like I know somebody who grew up in Michigan
who says milk instead of milk milk. Yeah, that's a disaster.
It's a disaster for your whole state.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
You got And then I've heard that doing a split,
you know, with your legs versus the splits and like
I did the splits. Have you heard this like that?
There's a distinction, do either of you say one of
the regionalism or like I could gymnastics. Oh really, okay, Yeah,
that's actually I'm verse.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
That's what they call in the community verse because I
had to do the splits and do a split. But
it might just be because I've lived in What about
is my I do?

Speaker 3 (12:45):
What?

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Let me just see? Is that my order in there?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah? Yeah, I do say that I do. That's where
I had to try it out.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Is that my order?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Ship, Blake, We're thrilled to have you. Keep demanding that
you listen to me, and I tell you that we're.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Thrilled to have me. I'm paying attention.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, we're gonna get to know you a little bit
better in a moment. First, we're going to tell the
listeners a couple of things we're talking about. We're kicking
off with the big news on the internet, and that
is something that went down a cold Play concert. Shit,
I am curious, like what the context of this is,
like because they they did kind of a kisscam thing.

(13:26):
So is that part of a cold Play thing?

Speaker 2 (13:28):
I'll tell you about it. There's a there's a little bit. Yeah,
I dove deep on this one.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
I haven't been Like Miles travels with Coldplay and like yeah,
like like he's a Fish fan, like follows them to
every show. It's weird because they do the same set
list every every show. But he's like, this one was
really tight.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
This was great, dude. That's a good thing Jack that
they do the same one. Like, I don't understand why
you said that with your snide smile.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
It's I guess like so Fish fans are like you
go every night and you see a different show every night,
Like they won't repeat a song across a hole.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
And I don't like it. I like consistency, man, I
like different Yeah, yeah, every single word and how they're
going to sing it so I can sing it even
louder than Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
I want the Mona Lisa to be in the louver
when I go to the loof? Does that make sense?
So that's why I need the scientists to play at
exactly the two hour mark every single time I go
see cold Play.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
And also I don't want any of the other ship
in the loop. It's annoying. It's just the Mona Lisa.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
It out clear that ship out or ren were get
the Ren words out of there.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
I'm on, get vong googe it, gett Then you get oh,
he's doing a Philly X and again.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Bye bye, get mytiss out of there.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Mooney and Mooney, Wait what we'll talk about that. We'll
talk about Trump and Nepstein stuff. We'll talk about the
Annabelle All's origins. Because I got I got to look
at a video of the museum from whence the Annabel
Doll comes, Like the the people who the Conjuring is

(15:13):
about have a little museum where that housed the Annabel dog.
And I gotta say, guys.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
It's ship huh.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Scary stuff Like there was a plastic ghost decoration from
like a target Halloween thing in there, like straight up
it's yeah, it looked like some of the ghostration from
like a fourth grade classroom in October. Now maybe that's
what Maybe it was just like a very haunted fourth

(15:44):
grade teacher with.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
A lot of spirit, but spirit Halloween. We'll talk about that.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
We'll talk about who know. Maybe I don't know who
the fuck knows anymore?

Speaker 2 (15:53):
You know, I mean we do question who the fuck
knows or the is going. That's what if I was
a pilot, That's how I opened.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
I guess, well, I don't know, folks, who gives a
twenty thousand?

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Who the fuck knows anymore? What are we going?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Man? That number?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
That number is going down pretty quick. I thought we're
suposed to be a thirty thousand for an hour, a
two thousand an hour, one thousand. All right, let me
pull this.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Up, so we're going to I don't know who the
fuck this guy is texting me? What's what's your name?
The second captain, do HiPE down hipet?

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Nobody gives a ship stinks like shit to my plane,
just nagging the co pilot. Yeah, this is your captain speaking.
Just want to let you know. The coal pilot Actually,
he's got a terrible b O today. So if I
got the cockpit door open, it's to air this stinky
fucking room out, all right, thank you?

Speaker 1 (16:43):
What the fuck blake? What's something from your search history.
That's what the people came to hear her her from
her shirt here.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
People came to her.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Gaelic Athletic Association.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Okay, where my wife and I are going to Ireland
early next week and significant and it's by corporate corporate, Yeah,
corporate Brian, corporate Brian, Me and the other O'Brien's in America,

(17:19):
all three million of us got on a zoom call
like this guy.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
All right, yeah, quick run, what's on our Yeah, what's
on our kind of like, yeah, we'll have him.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
So he might as well be in O'Brien in every
sense of the words.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
But he's a Wexler. So what it is?

Speaker 3 (17:39):
And of course, like everything, I ended up getting bored
and I couldn't couldn't get a firm grasp. But essentially
my understanding of it is that.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Essentially my understanding this is going to be this is
going to be like an impressionistic take of what you found.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
What you're like, It's going to be like the Brand
War War and so, uh, you know, Iron's whole thing.
After I got independence, be very Irish, don't have any
English anything here. So they started a sports league that
like kind of it's amateur sports, and it kind of

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melts like culture, Irish culture and Irish sports into this league.
So it's only like traditional Gaelic sports, which soccer is
a part of, and handball, I believe is another one.
And then something else.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
I did something like maybe career, not curling, not curling,
what's the one where it's soccer mix It's like rugby
mixed with baseball where they're carrying around.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Maybe curling, that's what you said, Gaelic football.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
You pick up the ball too.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Though, Yeah, yeah, it's similar to rugby Gaelic football. I
couldn't tell the difference, but I don't, you know, I don't.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
I'm glad you told me that.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
I went to a match and expected traditional soccer and
they picked up Is anyone watching.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
They're gonna fucking deck you out? Dude with his hands?
That's a handball? What the god?

Speaker 3 (19:08):
I brought this whistle, which I bring to every sporting event.
I bring a whistle. But uh yeah, and it's interesting
too because it kind of it's also became very political
where it's because it's you know, traditional Irish, it tends
to be more Catholic, which then was targeted by Protestants
and like the what is it the Loyalists, I guess

(19:29):
during the Troubles where Gaelic matches were target So yeah,
it was, uh, it was interesting.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
So so there's like a political aspect to it, there's
a cultural that's Yeah, Hurling is one of the craziest
sports I've ever seen, by the way. It's uh that
when I studied abroad in Ireland, that was the wildest
ship to see on TV because they're just running around,
like running into each other and then swinging a baseball

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bat like at the same time.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
It's so that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Dangerous and fun and violent. Oh yeah, yeah, man, see
if you can get front row seats to a stone
lifting where I'm willing too. You need to start listening
to the Blind Boy Podcast. If you haven't, have you
heard us talk about that on that So there's a
show called the Blind Boy Podcast. It's a guy who
is in this really good Irish rap group, the Rubber

(20:23):
Bandits in their early I think it was like the
early aughts, but they wear plastic shopping bags over their
faces they like hide their identity. And then one of
them like went on to do a podcast and it
like mixes all sorts of different shit but one of
the things that talks about is like Irish history and
go listen to the stone lifting episode where he interviews

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this guy who is reviving the ancient art of Irish
stone lifting, where like each town would have a giant
stone and then the strongest guy from like other towns
would come through and like try and stone and like
everybody would gather.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Around be like oh ship.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
But and like he's interviewing one of the experts and
he's like talking about how it's about like studying the
balance and like where the weight is and you know
his philosophy, but also just like this ancient art and
like the stones are still around because nobody was able
to lift them that far.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
It's so funny.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
It's like cheap construction labor or it's like, all right,
we're not going to get like a tractor, so can
we get shamous to try to lift.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
This fucking stone out of the sea. That's sick. I
love that.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
That's it's a good. So this is it's not an
ironic Listen like it's a good.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
He's like he's funny, but yeah, it was just naturally
a really and it's a really nice gentle listen.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Awesome because yeah, because his his his the tone of
his voice is the tone of his voice, and he's
just dude, he's such a his thinking is fucking. It's
like one of those things like I love his mind.
I'd just like to.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Grab him by both sides of his head and some
of his garbage bag fake.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
And love your mind, man, love your garbage bagging, love.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Your mind, I love your bag. Approximation of folks in
Ireland early next week was it I just wear I
just wear like a bag on my head because I
misinterpret all of this that no people in Ireland they
were everyone wears. I didn't listen to the podcast, but

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I did get the bag, did get the memo on
the bag head. You grew up you grew up Catholic
or protest I grew up Catholic.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Actually I know.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
I don't know if you were asking me to answer
that for real, but actually you asked the hard questions
like that all your guess what religious?

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yeah? Don't of the Holy Trinity?

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Blaker, Oh my god, I love how they transformed the
thing into the other thing.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
But talked a little bit about transubstantiation and why that
makes sense.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Of course, I was at that length but yeah I
did my did you go Catholic being raised up?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Did I go Catholic being raised up?

Speaker 3 (23:07):
I think the stilly accent thing has caused me to
become like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
I did go Catholic being raised up? Okay, cool, Yeah
I was Catholic being raised up.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
I was ambiently Catholic raised up.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
And yeah because of high school, right, high school?

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah before Lutheran nine to twelve Catholic.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Baby, Yeah, those theses didn't do it for me either.
I don't care how many fucking thess you right now
to whatever.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
I got to ninety eight, I was like, these last
two better be fucking good?

Speaker 2 (23:41):
And is one blake?

Speaker 1 (23:46):
What's something he thinks underrated? Underrated?

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah? I can't answer that.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Lint brushes simply cool, speak on it and can take
you from looking like make you completely dishew bold and
bad just bad, like looking real bad too. Oh maybe
that's just their style, Like it could look stylish, but
if you have like hair and just whatever, attack ticks whatever, Now,

(24:15):
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Right, I don't think that's how physicians recommend you use
lit brushes. In fact, I don't think physicians Fuci jacko
Fuci under the medical uses for this lit brush kick removal.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Skin tags, skin tags, and other animals that dig underneath
the ground. I did see on Shark Tank. This could
have been the other night or seventy five years ago,
but it was a glove that was for taking ticks
off dogs where you like pet the dog with the
glove and I have a small steak in that. So

(24:55):
if anyone you know code yeah, but no I would that.
So with the lint brushes, it's like I think, whenever
you have and I have a dog, I like wearing
black and my dog has white fur and it shows up.
But it is a big difference, just a quick like
and they're not expensive, just a quick little and it
can bring you up like two letter grades of having

(25:18):
your ship together, you know, if you just use a
lint brush.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
So you're talking about this like someone to talk about
like paper towels or something, it's like they're really good.
It's like you don't need a towel. Then you just
got one of these, and I'm like, yeah, I know
it's smart. I don't understand what you.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Hair and well you don't understand is that it's sticky
on one side. So like it's like taste. Stuff sticks
to it.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
It's roll tape. It rolls, and then you can take this.
When it stops being sticky, miles, you take it off,
and then there's more sticky underneath it. Yeah, okay, do
you understand what I'm saying right now, because this is
not that complicated. This is a real invention was made
in two seventeen. Oh no, yeah, it's near he gets
your news.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
So there's a limp brush for taking ticks off dogs.
Interesting that that seems like it's.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Glove, he said.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Let me let me say that without a joke. It's
a glove like that has fibers. Allegedly that no one
invested in this on shark tech obviously, but I don't know.
I wouldn't trust my dog's health to a glove.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah, tick feels a little yeah shark tanky as seen
on TV like, which is not the vibe you want
to necessarily be given off.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Oh so it's dizzy. I'm just really it's called that.
I'm not I won't even give it promo. But it's
the science is that the fabric would mimic quote, the
precise qualities that ticks naturally adhere to, much like velcro
mm hmm. So just jumps it does them to jump. No,
I mean I think it just like it just pulls
them right off. Mm.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
They love it ticks a lot. I do because I
love tics. I lose my pet tics on daw get
my tics back. Yeah, that's why I do it. That's
why I love it so much. What is something you
think is overrated?

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Overrated?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Like convertibles as cars, where I don't understand why that
exists because you get sun burnt your hat if you're
wearing a hat, which I will, because you know, I
don't have that nice, gorgeous just bush.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
On the top of my head.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Like jets, you know, your hair and yeah, hey look
at the dude's head.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
I didn't get the.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Hair transplant where I just took the bush just straight
straight right to the top.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Of my head. A pubic two pay up, Mary two pays.
I just buy murkins for cinematic use. Let's right, tape
it right.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
On convertibles as cars you specified are overrated, but as
what's the other option here? I'm just so sorry that
maybe left so hard. I continue with this secment. I
kind of a puby hair too, so it is a
little puby holloween curly top because it would be noticeable,

(28:13):
you know, like it's not like is it the weather?

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Why his hair, especially if especially when it's covering up,
like the hair is like thick. It's weird if you
had a transplant to like you'd have your regular hair
that didn't wasn't transplant it and then just random ass
pube part just a.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Cubic mound on the top of your head.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
They're like, are you're doing that gen z sort of
like broccoli? Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Dude, Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
It just keeps coming out in your hats. Trailing pubes behind.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
They're like, hey, can I borrow your bike helmet? You're like, yeah, sure,
and then they look like, Yo, what are they fucking
this thing?

Speaker 6 (28:57):
What the the hotel that Jack was that we've had
six six attendants quitting for whatever the room service.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
I can't even fucking.

Speaker 7 (29:10):
Taken out by the idea of your pu anyway, it's
just a fun pubic convertibles, huh, convertibles so in cars,
convertibles and convertibles and cars getting coffee with pubs on
their head because you.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Can't cars getting coffee. He was trying to picture it, Yeah, picture.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Pitches US podcast goes, Dude, think about this stuff. You
should know. But with pubes on your head, I don't
know why you.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Guys won't just trust me and give me this podcast
that I keep pitching.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Exactly so you're gonna love it. Scam goddess with pubes
on your head.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Yeah fine, I have someone attached to.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
I have Fred Willard attached.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Like, what ship we got terrible news for you?

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Wait, that's funny too, because mort Burk yesterday was loving
a convertible. I like to see when white people fight
over convertibles. Yes, my favorite kind of content.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Maybe that could be a special episode because I I
love more, but I have to disrespectfully disagree where it's
like I don't want to put on suntan lotion before
I have to get in a car, you know. And
it's also the weather's never that good to enhance your
sun it does.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Still, I have oil funny because this is what I
grew up calling sunscreen is suntan lotion.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
I think that's what we all need. I feel like
rather than being like, what do you mean, like you're
trying to darken?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
They like had to trick us into putting on sunscreen.
They're like This is called suntan lotion. It will give
you a suntan.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Let's just e lotion to stop the suntan.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Then what is sun block doesn't exist. I feel like
convertibles as cars makes sense only in California. Like it's
like one of those things. Yeah yeah, yeah, well like Florida,
you're gonna get yeah, it rains so much, you're gonna
get just pelted with bugs that are like prehistoric nasty,

(31:16):
so big dactyls.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yeah, just to but yeah, I don't know. It's California.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
People are still rocking with the convertibles out here.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Oh yeah, I mean Her Majesty used to have a
convertible before the fire burned in the fire and when
we'd ride around, I would not ride in with it
unless I wore a wig. There's no you have to
have your hair blowing or like a fucking idiot, I.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Just cat removal device.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Thanks.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Yeah, not if you tie it to the mirrors in
the car where I have one long string from my
head on the side mirror and then another string order like.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
The exactly nice tri assholes you have, like one of
the like the headgear that like kids who have like
really bad orthodental, like you have that, but for your hat,
just the whole cage around your head.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yeah right, not getting my hat.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
This time, dickhead, because my teeth are loose because I
grind them at night, so I just have Have you
ever been in a pervertible and one of your teeth
just blows.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
It all the time, all the time? I hate it.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Pubes down the tent, Pubes flying off my head.

Speaker 7 (32:39):
I mean another convertible behind you on the windshield wipers.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Someone hit a crow crow.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
It's like a bunch of dense spider webs in my.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Life, more like a porcupine the way my thing, My
things are thick, you know. Anyways, Like, yeah, let's take
a quick break, try and recover.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Let's take a long break.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Let's take a long break, try and think about whether
we want to keep doing this podcast just in general.
And uh, we'll be back maybe.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
And we're back. We're back. Wait.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
You know, if this was a tough news story after act,
after this first ad break, I might not have made
it back.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
But I do.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
I am thrilled to celebrate the hard launch of this
new this new couple. Yeah, tech ceo and the head
of his HR department the two people that I most
root for in this world, tech CEOs and people who
head up HR departments.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Exactly. It was, I mean truly, like your good point.
It was a hard launch one of the artist launches.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Coaster where they just like it like takes off all
of a sudden. Yeah, the incredible one. Yeah yeah, great,
that launch is great. Great, that's what these people's relationship happened.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
It was a yeah, it was the challenger launch of
a couple's announcements. I think because a fucking disaster. These
people are Cold Blake, so this is the deal. Apparently
this Cold Blake concert, Chris Martin does this thing where
the camera goes around and he'll kind of riff, like
do a little improv on the couples that are there.
So it's not just obvious Chris Martin's fucking sick.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
I was gonna ask, is it a Coldplay concert or
is it just Chris Martin, because either way, like he's
selling out, you know.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Well, yeah, so at it. So he goes he'll give
a little riff, so each couple gets like attention, it's
not just like a kiss and they move on. It's
like this is part of the fucking show. So in
this moment, he gets to this one couple that are
doing the little you know, I'm you know, I'm finna
grab you by the waste, you know, holding you shorty
from behind, you know what I mean, enjoying the cold

(35:05):
Blade Cold Blade show. And when the camera hits them,
it's like like the fucking roaches scattering.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah, there goes from just pure abandoned, big smile.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Two, it's so you'll be able to hear it.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
But again, uh, I'm sure you'll probably you've probably seen
this clip on the internet by now, but hey, if not,
you should check it out. So there's one guy here's into.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Her face. He dives to the foor. Gone, he did
duck and cover. He just went to the ground.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yeah, she did the I'm not here. Yeah, I mean,
which I like. I like this sort of toddler object
permanence thing of like if I covered.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
She was there for a little bit where I saw
the guy duck, but she just fucking straight up fucking finished.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
So then you hear this. So Chris Martin's like, oh,
and then he really calls it this shut Okay, you
see homegirl right here. She has to be she has
to know what's up? She knows it. She's one of her.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
How red her face is can you imagine? I mean, boy,
she turns to her friend and is like, oh my god,
like they just showed us.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
What are we gonna do?

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Her friend is like cheesing, but also like the color
of yeah, a bab boons ass like red.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
A gorgeous bad boons, Badmoon's gorgeous ass.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
The color of the bad Boons gorgeous bright.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Red ass as so yeah, this I don't know. She
could be a bystander who then who just is cringing
because it's so painfully obvious, like all of us. She
is all of us. But yeah, they cheer, she's she
gets out of frame. Uh, probably pukes from embarrassment because

(37:07):
it's so bad. There is one screencap, this one moment
where you can tell they both fucking realize he's like
h and her face she looks like she is watching
the Challenger launch like they both do. Like that's they're like,
oh fuck, and she literally yahoor guy, he's married. I

(37:33):
love that. Like every article you read about this, they're like,
when we reached out for comment, we haven't heard back.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
In the countiest like line, the journalists We're like, when
reached for comment to the company and his wife did
not respond, It's like, yeah, you think they were gonna
get on this one deadline.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Apparently this guy he runs a come to call it astronomer,
which is some like AI infused fucking billion dollar valued company.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Or some ship that happened to someone like that.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
I know.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
It's a unicorn baby, that is, it got a billion
dollar valuation and everyone calls it a unicorn. Wait, astronomer,
it's a private data infrastructure start big jerk off Motion Energy.
Everyone keeps calling him an astronomer.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
They do know just that his company people have come
on y'all read the Galileo was an astronomer and infamously
cheated on his wife, astronomer dot io CEO Andy Bayron.
She was just hired in November too. I wonder what
happened to the last chief people officer. Interesting they didn't

(38:51):
like Coldplay? Probably is that his thing. He's like, hey,
you want to go to a Coldplay concert?

Speaker 3 (38:57):
They come back every year and they do the sameame
fucking thing over and over.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
I know, babe, I know all the words, and I'll
sing them so you can't even hear him.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Tis stream down my wife's face. Wait, yeah, I don't
like Miles.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
He found some great examples of like other people, it's
it's a This is.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
A genre of video on YouTube. It's usually called cot
with side piece. I believe, I'm seriously, if Sar's caught
with side piece, you'll find it. It happens all the
time in games like not even here. It happens in
South America, happens in Europe. There are people who are doing,
you know, immoral things, not respecting their relationships. This is

(39:43):
one from like seven or eight years ago. I just
love it because it's like a Red Sox fan and
you can hear you can see his mouth. He's like,
ah shit, but there's no denying it. This is oh shit.
So he hits the camera, he sees him self and
he it's always the same thing. You pull your arm
back and act like I don't know this person. I

(40:04):
was just hugging on.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Yeah him, oh ship again. If he had just stayed there,
stayed like without moving his arm yep, it would would
have been of no. But by pulling his arm back
while saying oh shit, shit.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Oh shit, it's a problem.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
It's the streisand effective cheating, y'all, Like you can't don't
get caught out here streisand affecting yourself when you can
just play it cool and be like, I don't know.
I'm just this other boring ass white couple at this
cold place. Nothing to see here, Move on.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
I'm a pervert. I put my arm around everybody. Okay,
that doesn't mean I'm having an elect problem. Yeah, come on,
come here, my good man. Yes see, I would put
my arm around.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Everybody.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
He just gets decked out, like, fuck off me bro,
trying to eat. They fucked up.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Their response is also such a great microcosm of like
a corporate like a corporate team, like a CEO and
an HR department being like, how do we handle this problem?

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (41:07):
I know, in the worst.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Way possible, in the least human way, in the most
artificially intelligent way possible.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Just turn into the physical embodiment of an NDA, go
full blank blank face mode, and then just make everyone
feel so weird that you go viral. He looks kind
of like Gavin Newsom a little bit. I think that's
also helping, you know.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
They all do.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Yeah, it's important, don't they all?

Speaker 2 (41:37):
They all look like Gavin Newsom and they love wearing
jeans at the office because I'm a cool ceo, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
It's like if Gavin Newsom and one of the guys
from Pot Save America and Bill Simmons had a kid,
you know.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Yeah, very Simonsian Simonsian and new Sonan. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
God, the screencat that you have. Really you've found the
best moment. It's the best.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Fucking the way they are his their faces say it
all like they're like, we are fully cooked. We were
caught in fucking eight k out here. Fuck, it's so good.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
His face it is like a kid going nothing, you know,
when they have like just a face covered in an
impossible amount of shop.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Her face is like she caught her like kid jerking
off or something. And his face is like, my mom
got me jerking off, Like she's like, no, not my boy.
It's all terrible. And I love to see rich white
people be uncomfortable. So this is great for me.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
At a close play concert mileths, this is our place.
This is our safe space, third place you can't fuck with,
sacred place like that for whites, Okay, this is sacred.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Give leave them alone. They need something. But yeah, Oh
my god, I can't even imagine when whenever this, do
you think they're gonna have a statement, Like they're gonna
put out a press release you're a child?

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Do you think you're gonna have a child? And like
the released the video don't name an apple they I
feel like they are going to have to have a
statement because it's a billion dollar company, right, Like it's
if it was just a person like no, no big deal,
but a publicly traded like billion dollar valuation company that

(43:26):
deals with privacy right. Also, well, this is very funny.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Yeah, my wife and I went my wife who I'm
married to, Okay, I was gonna say, to a cold
Play concert a couple of years ago in Philly and
he started singing the Eagles fight song and.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
He was like fly Egals Fly.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
And it was honestly sick. It was so good. I
was into it. Yeah, so hot. He was so hot.
I I tore off my shirt and then got cold
and needed to buy an your shirt.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
But uh, yeah, they put on a hell of a show.
I always whenever I'm cold, I make my wife give
me her jacket. I know that's sweet. That's a sweet
thing you too do, all right? Uh well, we do
just have to keep checking out with Donald Trump because
we're worried about him. Yeah, he does seem to be
doing well with this whole Epstein thing, and so I

(44:22):
don't know, his friends seem like they're mad at him.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Oh yeah, I mean Epstein lives right now. He is not.
He's not just living rent free. In Trump's mind, he
is a squatter that has real has sold the furniture,
brought their own ship in, changed the locks, and when
you try to get in, it's like, no, it's my
place now, bro, because.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
He's dead and it was never even a factor, really
even a factor in life.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
So like fuck you right, he was a patriot, Yeah exactly, Yeah,
so what's wrong with so he's been desperate for some
kind of distraction in from the Epsteine foul fallout, and
like right now Alex Jones is even like I don't know, man,
this sky like a damn cult's getting like to the
point wherew He's like starting to really worry Alex Jones.

(45:11):
This is him freaking out about like what does he think?
He is a fucking Catholic? Basically what he says, so.

Speaker 8 (45:17):
Talk about thish, I'm going to excommunicate you.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Well, you're not the.

Speaker 8 (45:21):
Pope bro oh uh oh, I mean you're not speaking
from the throne ex Cathra.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
God damn it.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
If I had a dollar for every time my kids
said that to you.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
And plus I'm not Catholic, so I think of the Catholics.
It's just give me a break, Catholics to take a
shot at give me a prey, Catholics, a fucking fucking
body of Christ.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Okay, squeeze.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Anything I say is banished.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Wait, that's a real person's voice. He's reading a meme.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
There's like in this image, it's a it's an ai
image of Trump at as a king holding a piece
of papers as anyone who disagrees with anything I said
is banished from my cult.

Speaker 8 (46:06):
Anything I say is banished. And I'm not saying trump
Land is a cult.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Wait, I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (46:14):
The Democrats are the cult of hating reason and logic
and common sense.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Then a picture of Trump as the body.

Speaker 8 (46:23):
When Trump starts behaving like that, it starts getting into
cult territory. I bet since I talked at the first
hour and said I'm not in this cult, that's what
it's turning into. I bet there's already news articles about it.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Yeah, it is so wild, how defensive they all are,
these people who are like, I speak the truth. I
don't give a fuck who knows, and uh not to
say that he's a cult because it's actually my best friend.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Yeah. Well they're trying to figure out what's best for
their brands too, because they been fanning these flames also,
and they're gonna be like, well, fuck, I got Also,
I gotta maybe just stick with my viewers because those
are the ones who buy my fucking fake vitamins. Right.
So again Trump is flailing. Okay, he fucking tried. He
did the thing.

Speaker 9 (47:14):
He's like, what about the the the IQ's of AOC,
what about this thing that's happening. I think Rosie O'Donnell
should go away, Like this guy obviously has the mental
aptitude of a wooden snake. So now he's really fucking flailing.
He even said he falsely claimed that he could this
is this is. On Wednesday, he falsely claimed that he
convinced Coke to switch to cane sugar from high fructose

(47:36):
corn syrup, like just out of nowhere, he said, quote,
I've been speaking to Coca Cola about using real cane, sugar,
and coke in the United States and they have agreed
to do so. I'd like to thank all of those
in authority at Coca Cola. This will be a very
good move by them.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
You'll see that really is giving the ceasefire where he's like,
we did it, we did a ceasefire.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Uh great, And then everyone who's involved said, huh yeah,
because coke came out and they're like, uh, thanks for
your enthusiasm. But then it was just a love letter
to high fructose corn syrup, like they were like, sorry, y'all,
they got us. The corn lobby got us. So don't
expect that. So what are you to do? I don't know,
maybe like make up something about how like your uncle

(48:17):
knew the fucking unibomber. This is the fucking this is
what he said at an AI fucking event on Wednesday
when I first heard about AI. You know, it's not
my thing. Although my uncle was an MIT.

Speaker 10 (48:30):
One of the great professors fifty one years whatever, who
longest serving professor in the history of MIT. Three degrees,
three degrees in nuclear chemical and math. That's a smart man.
Kazinski was one of his students. Do you know who
there's very little difference between a madman and a genius.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
But kazinsk I said, what kind of a student was he?

Speaker 10 (48:53):
Uncle, John, doctor John Trump?

Speaker 2 (48:55):
He said, what kind of a student?

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Man?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
He said, seriously good.

Speaker 10 (49:00):
He said, he'd correct You go around correcting everybody. But
it didn't work out too well for him.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Didn't work out too well.

Speaker 11 (49:07):
But it's interesting in life, so okay for the people
he now, I mean, I think it goes without saying
that the only true part of this entire story is
that his uncle was a professor at MIT.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
That's literally everything else, total bullshit.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Okay, he didn't have three three degrees. He had okay,
fifty years.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
He had two degrees in electrical engineering and one in physics,
for the record, not in chemical nuclear. Clear, I did
math and nuclear and atomic all my degrees. He said,
he was the longest serving professor in the history of MIT. No,
he's one of them, but not the longest. That is
that goes to another professor with the lession Griffith, I

(49:51):
believe was ted Kazinski one of his students. No, ted
Kinski went to Harvard and Michigan University of Michigan. Not okay,
Then he said, when he talked about it, he goes, oh,
you know, and then he said it didn't work out
too well for him. His uncle died in nineteen eighty five.
Kazinsky was arrested in ninety six. So there's no, there's no,

(50:14):
he doesn't know anything about Ted Kazinski. Now, what a
wild story to tell out loud. You know who else
used to tell a fake story about them, like them
being themselves being friends with the boer, you know, bomber.
You know who else would lie about that? Me Jeffrey Epstein. Oh,
Jeffrey eptein, Oh, the Jeffrey Epstein would tell people that

(50:36):
he fucking knew he studied with the unibomber at UCLA.
This was like a thing that's in this like uh
interview with another guy. When mother Jones got a hold
of some of the like the numbers and some of
the documents, they just started calling people. One guy answered
who knew him and started started talking about Epstein. He's
like he thought he was a scientist. He wasn't. He
used to fucking tell people he studied, quote, studied math

(50:56):
at UCLA with a unibomber who was a math teacher.
And they're like, wow, He's like, but that's not true.
And it's so this guy is regirding. He's like recycling.
Jeffrey Epstein's like lies in some weird way, like I
don't know, Like it feels just very odd when you're
like this is why is why the fuck are you
talking about the unabomber? Like what's the point of that?
And that makes you look cooler for some reason. He's like,

(51:19):
here's the thing I like to tell scientists people. My
uncle un obomber new teachas.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
And that has to do with AI. How Like to
your point, none of that His uncle wasn't an AI professor,
Like there was no to him. It's all the same thing.
Science is AI. It's chemical bombs or AI.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
It's all AIE.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
I knew a very smart prominent science one time, and.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
He was a science y. Yes, but.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Have you ever heard of them?

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Yeah? Anyways, never play, you know, never player barban Hammer?

Speaker 1 (52:01):
What was Barbenheimer's professor?

Speaker 2 (52:05):
What what do you mean by be an Arpenheimer? They
were together, their child, Barbenheimer, great physicist. He had a
degree in math and chemical So the stress man, God,
what could the stress be doing to him? What that mother?

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Jones interview with the guy who they just like cold
called more like you're on the Epstein files, like what's
good and he was like that guy was like, yeah,
he was my best friend. Yeah, very sick guy, but
he was my best friend. This is like this like
ninety year old scientist eighty nine year old art collector
and controversial scientist who said Jeffrey Epstein was his best

(52:45):
pal for decades really was just like he was like
a complete idiot. He had the mind of a child,
That's what he says about him. He's like he, yeah,
he I don't know, like didn't know. The thing that
was unique about him as he would ask these questions
that would make you realize he doesn't know shit. Nevertheless,
in his peculiarly inquiring mind, let's say, like a child

(53:10):
who is fresh to the world because he has no
compunction about approaching people. But yeah, he was like, I
don't believe that he ever taught math, which again yeah,
he said, I don't even believe that he taught math.
It was as somebody who was supposed to be like
a math started as a math teacher and then was
so good at teaching math that this like billionaire saw

(53:33):
him like teaching his son was like, I'm gonna make
you like the head of my quant division on Wall Street,
and like, no, the whole thing is that he just
started blackmailing people like from from that point forward and
just kept building up like that's the only thing that
makes sense in his career. Didn't This guy doesn't even
believe that he could teach math to children, let alone

(53:58):
like that he was some sort of a whiz that
like was able to fucking build up this massive it's
billion dollar fortune.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
I just read a new a new possible distraction. Uh,
they're bringing back jewel pods. I mean, I think Trump's
tried everything. Coke's going back to King Sugar. What else
jewel pods? Do you want to like new Coke? Or
was that the bad one? I only drink diet six Loco.
We're launching that original recipe. We had two locos to

(54:29):
it January. We're just gonna call it crazy. We're gonna
call it four crazy because I don't like Spanish or anything.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Four crazies. Four crazies.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
God, well, this is.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
This is where you find the best Trump impressions in America.
Four crazy, Donald Trump.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Crazy? How many of locos? Too many? Locals.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
No, it got offensive. Huh that was irish?

Speaker 2 (54:57):
How about how don'ts how many I never heard that country? Pal?

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Hey, all right, twinkle toes the stake, quick break, We'll
be right back, and we're back.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Let's talk.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Let's we have an update on the annabel story. First
of all, the police are now reporting that nothing unusual
or suspicious was observed at the scene. They're in on it,
or they saw things that their brain can't even make
sense of.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Yeah. So, for people who haven't been.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Following along, we've been covering the Annabelle doll, which has
been on tour at a time of rising satanic doll
obsession in America. Le boo boo, yep, boo boo, le
boo boo. Need I say more? Children are obsessed with
these dolls that are going to steal their souls. Le

(55:58):
boo boo. I need to come out with that. He's
gotta go boo.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Boo boos. We're going to put them.

Speaker 12 (56:09):
Also called them theos, uh, I call them they stink
like the do do Anyways, that's right, So we're covering Annabelle's.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Tour around the nation. The tour organizer was found dead. Yeah,
Dan Rivera in his hotel room in his like early fifties,
I think, pretty young person, mid fifties. And everyone's wondering,
how did the dog kill the guy? Yeah, is essentially

(56:41):
where wherebody's at the police laughing, laughing, hold.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
On laughing at the trump saying boo, okay, good, you're
not laughing at the domonic doll.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Once we were doing the silly voices, like the voice,
it was as bad as it was going to be.

Speaker 13 (57:00):
The boo boo, that's what he sounds like to me,
always like he's always saying boo boo, the nonsense coming
out of his mouth.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
We're still waiting for the police to put together all
the evidence to reveal how the doll killed him, only
to like, as they're about to have the press conference,
they like, a horrible fate suddenly befalls them. But many
outlets have been talking to other paranormal investigators who have
claimed that they've dealt with a demonic infestation as a

(57:42):
result of touching the doll. What one guy said that
he begins Zach bills boo boo. Baggins, you know him
as Bibo, his grandson Zam. He vapes instead of smoking

(58:03):
a pipe. He vapes the famous billbow bag is Grace
smokes a hookah. He said, I got very affected by
her and it kind of caused me to touch the doll. Oh,
the owner didn't like that too much. This is getting weird.
It was a demonic infestation and severely affected me and

(58:25):
I was literally in the hospital the next day. It
was a two month long attachment and one of the
worst experiences of my life. Oh wow, I also have hypertension.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
I hope right. It could have been that. I probably
get five times the daily salt intake.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Is health that since the age of eight till.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
The only source we have for the dolls supernatural powers
that's on the record is Ed and Lorraine Warren, the subjects.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Of the Conjuring movies.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
As we've mentioned before, they are known frauds. Edge was
a real piece of shit, sexual predator who literally moved
a fifteen year old girl into his house and was
allegedly physically abusive towards his wife. But yeah, it was
like so that this is part of a museum collection

(59:21):
that they like go tour around the country and there's
a video of somebody being like, I've taken you into
the most Haunted Room in America, and like you see
the Annabelle little like birdhouse made of crosses there, and
then like on the wall you also see like like
it looks like it could be Ghostbusters decorations. Like there's

(59:44):
there's just like a ghost face that like looks like
it's made out of plastic.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
I love that whatever this documentary like this is from
their official channel, but like it was clearly shot in
that like the eighties or early nineties when like no
one like you could fuck say anything and everyone goes yeah,
uh huh exactly, and it's on camera that's real. Uh
this is I think this is them looking at the
raggedy doll.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Is that wild?

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
This here scares me? This one or your what's this one?

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Raggedy?

Speaker 9 (01:00:15):
And yes, that's probably the worst thing we have in
this same museum.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
The worst thing we have is like you're convincing a
six year old, Yeah, this is the worst one. It's
the worst one. We got a hold he's the worst one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
It also has like a red light glowing on it,
so they've added it's so scary that you like can't
touch it. But they have gone through the trouble of
installing a little red light above it.

Speaker 9 (01:00:41):
Yeah, that raggedy and doll was given to a nurse
in nineteen seventy by a mother or the Christmas present?

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Wait, but then there are other reports that said you
was given to her as a birthday present.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Yeah, which one is?

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
For the fuck up? Oh all right, sorry, mister nurse,
this is Jesus. I forgot to mention that it's their
middle asshole and you say the nurse Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
Any other fucking questions. Why do you think the raggedy
an doll was possessed? It was Satan trying to do
battle with Christ yet again, obviously, it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Is funny the adjective he used is the worst one,
where he could say the scariest, the most, this.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
One is the worst worst, the worst one is the
worst one?

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Is this one?

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Fucking smell this one right, it's the one that hate this.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
One, Oh dude, the worst one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
This one is rude, This one has the worst manners.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Oh that's sick though, And you could just turn your
like hoarding problem into a quote unquote like evil Dolls
Museum and people.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Are like, oh danger, do not touch anything.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
That could also just be there, like old person style
to don't touch anything.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Yeah, it is wild that, like they think that touching
the glass could be fatal, but they don't. They have
like no, it's just like right there. Yeah. Yeah, it's
just in a place that makes it easily touchable. Hard
not to touch it. Yeah, a velvet rope.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Up, I mean, well they did. Also they blessed it
with holy water also.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Yeah, you know, big mistake. You're just gonna make it mad. Yep,
leaving it be believing it to be possessed by an
inhuman presence. The Warrens took it home from the twenty
eight year old nurses home, but we're careful to avoid
highways and sprinkle the Annabelle doll with holy water to

(01:02:41):
calm it down, which, as Myles knows, is the only
way you can travel by me sometimes, Yeah, you get
really worked up. No highways, keep me moist with holy water,
or things go bad.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
That's why our tours takes a really long time, because
we can't take airplanes or highways, and I have to
keep re upping my holy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Wat If you thought traveling with John Madden was bad, yeah,
traveling with John with John Madden with no budget, Yeah,
no budget?

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Hey, Hey, babe, calm the baby down with some holy water.
Back days this he's acting up, like what are they?
What's even going on? And they're like, oh we better well,
fuck we this thing needs to calm down. Hit it
with the holy water like whatever is Hi.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Weighs the issue because they don't want the doll to
kill them at a high speed where they don't want
to be around more people.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Bring the doll around more people.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Think I think it's probably like high speed like that.
You put a doll like that on doing something traveling
over sixty miles per hour.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
And man, blake, goodbye you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
I don't know if you've seen Final Destination, but have
you watched them all at the same time, because that's
what you're about to experience, man, every single Final destination.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
But say candy Man nine times in a dark bathroom.
Go ahead, go ahead and do it. Yeah. Or maybe
they're just maybe humiliated by the fact that they're driving
around with a doll, so they're like stuffway the highway.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
So we can't have people see this. Yeah, that's the
way skeptics have claimed, and this is just like their opinion, man,
that the doll, like other artifacts in the museum was
just store bought junk with elaborate stories attached nasty, nasty words.
And these are nasty people who are saying that, Like

(01:04:28):
when one nasty person described their trip to the museum
by saying it involved Warren showing off the quote Book
of Shadows, Oh No, which turned out to be the
Simon Necromonicon Oh, an infamous literary hook that was sold
in bookstores.

Speaker 13 (01:04:47):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
You could go by at Barnes and Noble right now
if you'd like.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Oh so it was like a fake ass necronomicon type
thing where you're like it's real and you're like, this
is bullshit.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
I mean the ship in the I mean, for of all,
just the fact that Annabelle is a raggedy end that
like everybody had that is like a mass produced.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Doll right right right, But the ship that is.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
On their walls is literally like normal ass ship, normal
ship that you could buy at a target like that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
It's it's wild And this is a haunted zip haunted Yeah,
oh this is the worst one. What is that? It's
a parking ticket that's so fucking haunted, dude from six
years ago that I didn't pay. This is a boot
on my car. This is haunted. Man.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
This is a map of all the good parking spaces
in the country, and yet I still these haunted tickets.
They clearly just have all these tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Check this. The lights don't turn on in the house.
Look that you had a red notice from the power
department on your door. No, it's haunted. It is the
worst haunted. It's not because I don't pay my bill.
Lights turned off to producer.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Victor says that he went to the Zach Baggins Haunted
Museum in Vegas and he would like, show a car
and claim it was haunted. So, Zach Wagans, you're you're
familiar with Bilbo's great grandson's work, Victor, what was it like?

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
It was like one of the funniest things I've ever
been to. What was the car? Fuck? It was James
Dean's car.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Oh, like he was speeding.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Yeah, but what made him speed? Yeah? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, Okay,
I think I gotta go. Now.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
There's a whole rest stop like right where James Dean died,
where James Dean died, and we also sell fried chicken here.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Yeah, James Dean death Fried chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Some of the best whatever that cafe is, I have
been there.

Speaker 14 (01:06:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh all right, all right, well well yeah,
well ship man, well yeah, go ahead, hey now you
go go ahead, go ahead, Blake, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Do you want to hear him? Go ahead, Blake.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
You're been wonderful having you. Where can people find you?
Follow you all that good stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Do?

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
Please follow me at Blake Lexler on all social media.
I'm going to be in Philly twice in August.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
August.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
First, you can come see me do a completely improvised
headlining set at Next in Line Comedy. That ticket is
in my bio, and then on August twenty third. These
are two very different shows, so there won't be repeat
material in any of these. August twenty third, I am
head like like those lazy bands fish.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
I'm more of a cold Play.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
Yeah, so come see the Chris Martin of Philadelphia Comedy
and I will be doing August twenty third. I'm one
of the headliners for the first ever Philly Comedy Festival,
and I will be doing. My reviews are in show
where basically the premise I think leaving a review is
the most psychotic thing a human being can do, and
I have comedians and audience members come on stage and

(01:07:58):
we read actual reviews that we've left forts in places.
Last time I did it, some Zech.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Gang members came on stage, which was really fun. Say
if you're read, and they were great. They left this
podcast pot. Yeah, I can't hear anything. I can't hear
a word. These idiots are saying no, uh yeah one
over each other. They were really funny to one guy,
uh like read one of like a fondue restaurant too,

(01:08:24):
which was great. But yeah, so that is anyway. August first,
August twenty third, I will be in Philadelphia and then
I'm doing a little tour in the fall, so stay
tuned for that. Hell yeah, is there a work media
that you've been enjoying. I'm so glad you asked the works.

(01:08:44):
I do have some media, so at Samily matters. Samantha Ruddy,
who's a really funny comic and writer. I think she
would be good on this show too, but that's not
my problem.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
So she she wrote, moms will send tech. It's like, hey, kids,
dad's full body transplant went well. Thank god, prayer emoji.
We've known about it for months but didn't want to worry. Also,
I quit my job and we moved to Florida. Text
on Laura for her birthday. So that's at samily Matters.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
There you go, Miles, Where can people find you as
their workimedia?

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
You've been joined? Oh yeah, find me everywhere at Miles
of Gray. I'm talking ninety day over at four to
twenty day fiance with Sophia Alexandra. A couple posts I like.
One is from the Onion on Blue Sky. It says
Trump invites Jeffrey Epstein on stage to explain there is
no conspiracy. Yeah, truly, that's that's pretty much gonna work.

(01:09:45):
I think that's that's it. And then at Kate dot
b Scott at social posts, I actually do not agree
with recording strangers in public and allowing the Internet to
dox them and ruin their lives. That being said, I
do find the CEO hr Lady cheating drama very funny
because I am a a bad person. Two things can
be true.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Yeah, I've been enjoying some tweets on that this food.
At dave ed Underscore nineteen thirty one, Wow, one of
our older social media writers wrote getting caught having an
affair with an executive at a Coldplay concert got to
be top five whitest things in history. And then just

(01:10:27):
a lot of people making the same point, you know,
linking to that story. And then somebody retweeted Edgar Allan Poe,
who Wow, another old one, we're back, who tweeted boomers
hate remote work because it precludes them from having affairs
with their colleagues back in twenty twenty two. And so
he just retweeted that, which I think it's true. They

(01:10:50):
love they love an affair.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
You can find me on Twitter at jack Underscore ol
Brian and on Blue Sky at jack Obi the Number one.
You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at
Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the Daily Zeitgeist. On Instagram, you
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(01:11:13):
find the footnotes, which is where we link off to
the information that we talked about in today's episode. We
also link off to a song that we think you
might enjoy. Miles, is there a song that you think
that people might enjoy?

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
Don't do that voodoo le boo boo boo boo. So
close to saying that ship earnestly. I feel it. I know,
I feel like someone has to ask it in a
press spray, like to hear what boo oh boo?

Speaker 15 (01:11:52):
Anyway, Yeah, this track We're Gonna go out is called
No Ma d E j E s is by lax
Ted Puerto Rican band Just good.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Fucking just good summer music energy. Look, drop the top
down on that convertible. Let your pubic hair transplant just
load this one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Your pubic hair is blowing. This is hit by Dad.
All right, We will link off to that in the
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(01:12:33):
this week. We are back tomorrow with a rundown of
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By The Daily Zeit Guys is executive produced by Catherine Long,
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Written by J M mcnapp.

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