December 30, 2025 • 62 mins
We are counting down the top 10 episodes of 2024, as voted by our listeners. At #4, we have:
Zuck’s AI Glasses Suck! Kash Patel NOT Convincing? 09.19.25
In episode 1934, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and producer of the monthly Facial Recognition Comedy show, Pallavi Gunalan, to discuss… Meta’s New AI Glasses Not Only LOOK Like Sh*t... They Also Functionally Suck Sh*t, Kash Patel Helping Keep The Epstein Story Alive and more!
- Meta’s New AI Glasses Not Only LOOK Like Sh*t... They Also Functionally Suck Sh*t
- Kash Patel Helping Keep The Epstein Story Alive
- SWALWELL: If you don't know how many times Trump's name appears in the Epstein files, it could be at least 1,000 times
- Crockett: You are the least qualified FBI Director in history.
- Charlie Kirk, Redeemed: A Political Class Finds Its Lost Cause
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, zeich Gang, and welcome to the end of the year.
During these two weeks surrounding Christmas and the New Year,
we take some time off. During the mornings, we'll run
some new holiday and end of the year content that
you can listen to while we're taking a break. In
addition to all that stuff, in the afternoons, where we
would usually drop the Trends episode, we are rerunning the
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ten most popular episodes of this year according to you.
You voted with your dang years and we listened with ours. Actually,
we looked at the data we're spying on you. Honestly,
I'm mostly in this podcasting thing for the rich marketing
data it provides to me about each and every one
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of you. At the end of the year, when I
look back to see what made the top ten, and
this was actually my favorite year to look back at,
our top ten is full of episodes I feel like
made it because of a bunch of different reasons. There
are some episodes that dropped after huge news events. There
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are some first episodes that dropped right after some hilarious
news events, some great new guests, some classic fan favorite guests,
and some new formats we tried out that We're very
excited to see that you guys enjoyed. Before we get
into it, I just want to thank you guys for
once again being such a cool community that's bloomed up
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around this podcast we've been doing all these years. You
guys repeatedly make us proud. You're there for us when
we go through some really difficult shit. You show up
at shows of our guests, and we always get great
reports from our guests about our listeners. You are the
rare podcast audience that makes us extremely proud to have
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you as listeners so far, so don't fuck this up,
you guys, and coming in at number four of our
top ten most popular episodes of the year twenty twenty five.
This episode is called zucks Ai Glasses Suck Cash Ptel
not Convey. It dropped in September of this year, September nineteenth,
and the guest is Polavi Ganalan, the Great Polavi Ganlan.
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Please enjoy. Actually, you know what actually happened is the
squirrel came in between me and the crows because then
the squirrel discovered where my cash. Where the cash was
that I was leading for the crows and anytime I
would put it out the squirrel would just come down.
And I have a squirrel polivi that is so fat,
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Like it's annoying because I was trying to leave it
for my friends of the crows, but also because I'm
worried about the squirrel because of how overweight the squirrel. Sure, dude,
he's like not going to be able to get up
a fucking tree.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You gotta you gotta have like a squirrel treadmill.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, well yeah, maybe you just put the put the
food somewhere so that he has a workout on his
way to you on the ground. Then you have to
give you shit.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
He needs to run three miles on a treadmill to
get there.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I love America where even the squirrels are fat.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You know, I know, and he's so comfortable. There's like
something so so unnerving about a squirrel that like walks
towards you like that that that is like a twenty
three pound squirrel, just like yeah, that just like you
seem those like.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Jack kangaroos, But it's like a squirrel, yeah, just walking
on two legs.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Oh yeah, hey, hey this is your dad? Is your
father right here? I don't talk to my Shut the
fuck up, bro, does.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Your dad Jack comes in crying. He's like, the squirrel
sunned me yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
You shut up, bro, header gut, header gut, homie hedder gut.
You know those words trigger me. You won't get punched
in the head or the gut.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Fam I got header gutted when I was a kid.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
And I got out of it by crying.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
So the people they had empathy. They were like, well,
if you cry.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Oh, Victor wasn't here because Victor was in the Philippines
when this happened. Right.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
So, Uh, my cousins and I were throwing little pebbles
at houses on the Jersey shore for no reason I
can remember Jesus, and uh, these uh big kids, probably
a couple of years older than.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Us, said, these big kids.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
The big kids came out and started chasing us, cornered me.
And my cousins immediately were like he he did it.
And I was like, yeah, okay, that's how I was
the youngest. And and then they said all right, man,
header gut and I burst into tears. And then the
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big kids little sister was like, oh, don't hit him,
he's cute.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
And that's how I got out of that ass was
I did.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
That is so funny.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
It was very pathetic.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
This is like a meet cute for like a coming
of age story.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Do we we have a cold open Yeah yeah, I
can cobble something together.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Cobble ted cobble, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, talking about Afghanistan.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Cobble cobble, cobbling, cobblestone. There you go, ted cobble, peach
cobble or there you go. Cobble head night at Dodger Stadium.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I like kind of supported. We are really yeah, I
think you really got one with that one.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Jack Yeah yeah, oh sorry, Oh sorry you were talking gosh,
Sorry sorry sorry you think I'm cute?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah, yeah yeah, header gut man, header gut yeah. Whatever
you say.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four oh six,
Episode five of Dear Daily Guys. That's a production by
Heart Radio as the podcast. We take Deep Dave into
American share consciousness and how is it in here? It's human,
It is humid in America's share consciousness. It rained like
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clothes are sticking to me inside. It rained shared consciousness.
It did it did rain a little bit, catch a
bit of that rain. It's hot, humid, anything else going on?
Not not that I'm aware of mine. All right, great,
we'll keep it moving. Friday, September night, Friday twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, but guess what that means. It's guess what that means.
It means national love your lunch day. And I don't know.
It looks like ethnic food, like an ethnic kid lunch.
I wonder if this is about, Oh, it's about lunch
shaming there you yeah, well, yeah, as somebody who always
been like why are you smoke like that, I'm like,
cause it has MSG and it bitch.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Does wrong about it because it tastes fucking good.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah, dude, I all it. Man. I remember, like it
was around sixth grade when the shame of me not
having a sandwich for lunch kind of like hit critical mass.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
And little containers with like when you fuck they call
me fucking bento Franklin Okay because I had okay, uh
Dento frank Lento.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Bak low friend Lento. Yeah. And then I was like,
I'll have a turkey sandwhich would mustard.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, you still eat it out of a Bento box,
you just like cut it off.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, in all the different Yeah, my mom still made
it into the shape of like, yeah, fucking ultraman doll.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
You beat up some kid for his ordinary lunch and
you give him your delicious one.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Hey, look what fucking Richie has for lunch. Do some
weird Asian ship dog.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Your mom's like rolling up the turkey on the outside
of the bread.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
She's like, it's a it's a yeah, I want turkey
sandwich sashimi. Mom. It's also National Butterscotch Pudding. I love
butter Scot's pudding because I'm an old man. Also talk
like a pirate Day and National Pow my recognition Day.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Hey, shout out to all of those things. My name
is Jack O'Brien.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Ak Epstein Files.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
They are buried under piles and piles of bodies from
the left disc wing so Trump can have himself a
fascist fling is to cover up Epstein Files, Occupation and
Jena side, Bread and Circus.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Just close your eyes.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Got corporal media on their side to cover lies.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Oh now, just.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Shout out to march Cam Cam on the discord Discordian,
I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co
host mister Miles Grass Miles Dray Kay, I'm blue, took
some fent and I died or so says the orange
guy took.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Some fent and I died. My hair fell out and
I cried.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Shout out to Tupac Parkour Park two part two parts.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
That's like the blackest the lightest combination of things you
can Yeah two something doesn't line up with this name,
but anyways, shout out to you for that one.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, just going off of those new fentanyl ads that
Trump created from his mind where it's like tell him
it'll make you blue and your teeth fell out and
your hair falls out and.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Your blue by wait can I I.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Went on a cruise and the entertainment was interesting and
there was someone who did There was like a show
that was like about I thought it was gonna be
like a cool like circsolate colors thing. It was just
a story about a painter and it was a musical
and they sang that song as like a love ballad
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blue yeah, because they were like it's the part where
they were like sad.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Through period. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
So like we were watching them walking from the audience. No,
it was like the the love Interest or whatever, and
we were watching her walking from the audience and she
was like.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I'm blue. It was so funny. I was hoping she
would do the intro, the spoken word intro, like, YO,
listened up, here's a story about a little god in
the blue world.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I can't remember if she did that because it was
so shocking. I was like, I don't even I couldn't
even process it. I was like, this is incredible.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
But I do have a question. Did they bring in yellow?
They they did?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
They did?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I think they brought him some yellow.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
He had a little spit bubble in his throat and
it was.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I think they did like they did say it. I
don't know if he had a spit bubble in his throat,
but he was definitely like a musical theater kid because
he like energy because every time he had like a note,
he would like plant his feet one right after another,
turn his torso. Yeah, like like every.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Moment a moment.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yeah, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
What cruise was that Carnival?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Well that sounds great.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
It's incredible.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I'm speaking of great and incredible and changed. We're thrilled
to be joined in our third seat by a hilarious
stand up comedian, writer, actor, improviser. You can catch her
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Speaker 3 (11:20):
It's probably a good knowl a hell.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I was in Utah last week. I have nothing to report.
Everything was calm and cozy. What's been going on with you, guys?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, all right, uh thrilled to have you here. We'll
get to know you in a moment. First, some of
the things we're talking about. We're gonna take a little
bit of a break from the madness to talk about met.
We talked about the madness on yesterday's episode. If people
want to check that out yesterday's trending.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Madness abounds, y'all. Don't worry. There's plenty of madness that
we bounds. We can we can we can start, we
can edge with the madness.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Okay, oh yeah, imaging. I'm just sitting in my chair
with a weird look on my face. We're gonna talk
about Meta's new AI glasses, which not only do they
look like shit, they functionally and I think this is
the technical term, suck shit.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they suck shit.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Also, they did a big like keynote reveal, Mark Zuckerberg
up on stage and Curious Delicious shaden Freud, my favorite
German dish we are going to talk about Cash Betel
helping keep the Epstein story alive with some of the
worst just I don't know what, mostly trying to avoid yeah, evasive, Yeah,
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just some of the worst invasive maneuvers since Goose got killed.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Well, there's the top gun reference regressing wow spoilers. Before
get to any of that, Pobaby, we do like to
ask our guests, what is something from your search history?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Okay, who you are?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I did search this last night. It was just Goo
Goo Dolls problematic question mark because I was listening, like
a video of him singing Iris in the Rain came up,
and then I started listening to the Googoo Dolls and
I'm like, they're middle aged white dudes. Now, let's see
what's happened. And then I looked it up and it
was like the only problematic thing I could see was
(13:24):
that in nineteen ninety six they had the boy named
Goo album cover that looked like the kid was covered
in wood. But it was like, yeah, and they pulled
Walmart pulled it, but it was Berry's and his comments
on it. I was there, I remember was there.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
I remember it legitimately because people were like, which Google
dolls covered? You know they're not swing they winno Walmart anymore.
This is shit twelve year old's talk about incredible.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
His response was like, it's called a boy named Goo.
What else do you want from me? Like that sort
of thing. He's clearly covered and Goo.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Obviously we're jacking off on dolls.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Oh my god. Yeah, I mean, like the one thing
is just you know, I think the famous weird song
is slide where you're like, oh, you're weird abortion song?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Oh oh yeah, you know, I don't even look up
those lyrics.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Look up the Lawyer to the baby back balloon, gum maker,
Oh you love the life you killed? The priest is
on the phone, your father hit the wall, your mod
has owned you. Don't suppose I'll ever know what it
means to be a man. It's something I can't change.
I'll live around it. Damn. What the Carnival cruise? Dude?
Did someone? Did someone do that on the Carnival cruise?
Just do it like that?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I didn't even know I like that song at faith value?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah. It's like when you really are like, wait,
what did we say? I mean, this is like this.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Popular posture to take among like twenty something white guys,
was like, here's my track about abortion. This this abortion
is actually kind of hard on me. Dog you think
about it, This is like fucked up for me.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Really Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
That's so funny. Yeah that's crazy. I had no idea.
But I'm glad that that did not come up on
the problematic search because apparently it's fine.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, maybe black Balloon is about drug So I don't
know if you even thought about that.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I be honest, I've never read deeply into the goog doles.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I've just all right, so like babies, black bloom, black balloon,
what they store heroin in make her fly metaphorically she
gets high?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Okay, so now you're gonna start talking about like feel
good ink or something like, come on, man, get everything
about drugs.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Dude. What is something you think is underrated? Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
This is something that when I used to live in
the Bay and I had rich ass friends who were
and they.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Shout up to the rich friends.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
To me anymore.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Soon start making phone calls again once they get the metaglasses, Yeah,
the temple and.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Can they call CVS, CBS.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Your extra care savings? They like would outsource like all
of their chores, and I'm like, I feel like chores
are underrated, like cleaning, like get it, like laundry, dishes, cleaning,
Like you don't want to be overwhelmed by it. But
if you haven't like changed your child's diaper ever, then
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like I feel like you're not living in the same
plane of existence as me.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Do you know what I mean? Daddy Daddy Bear doesn't
get his paws dirty.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
With I don't know what your audience is, but the
bears are tuning in, Okay, they're excited.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
That is so funny. Yeah, I mean like when whenever
I hear people like earnestly be like, oh I don't
change diapers, I'm like, you're a fuck up person.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Kind of like So we talked about this with like
Jadie Vance, right, didn't we Didn't He have something about
like not interacting with his kid in like yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Yeah, yeah, I forget if it's one of the many
famous Vance quotes where he's like I think he's like
he's like my wife like likes to like coddle them.
I just kind of yell at him and you're like, oh.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
The Mama Dada Bear, you know, I am mean to them?
And don't really look at them. I don't want to
deal with that ship. And then my wife cleans.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Up my eath, like I learned it from Succession, So
that's how I learned. That's the parenting book I read.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yep, yeah, it's like that's a show. That's a show.
It's a it's a it's a parenting.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Tone actually yeah, yeah, And just generally I do think
boredom downtime, Like I listen to podcasts a lot for
a fucking living sometimes and but just like carving out
time to do boring tasks like clean up without anything,
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without like anything going on.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
You know, it's the mind mindfulness as as true as
a chore wheel?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
What's your favorite? What's your favorite chore?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I really like doing laundry, Like I like I like
the like the folding and putting a way of laundry
because it feels like a fresh start. I also get
to look at things that I have and be grateful
for them and like you know what I mean, I'm like, oh,
like this is a cute. Yeah, And I also like
don't like I don't like things too much. We have
to wash my hands a lot because my hands get
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like dry, really quickly, so like dishes I don't like
or like like cleaning the toilet and like washing my hands,
you know, like I just don't like weird.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Like washing your hands after using the to toilet.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Listen, I think that you don't need to use shampoo
and you don't need to hands.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Okay you you.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Odorant can be made out of bark.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Okay, Well, when the Democrats take over, you'd be a
great pick for Secretary of Defense. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, excuse me. Germ theory his hands after he cooped
because it like made him stronger somehow.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I was just reading back to like the chores a
signal chat with ship hands.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah, he's like, hey, get my cell phone, man, bring
my phone over here. You're like, he's like, how come
the charging ports all clogged up with stuff? He's like,
I don't know. That's why I got the magnetic charger
because that hole is all like crust, you know. The
I was reading a thing that like it was a
poll of parents talking about allowances and like how kids
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like like the financial awareness of children, and of like
these two thousand parents that they had pulled. They were saying,
they're like average allowance is around one hundred and twenty
bucks a month, and I was like.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Damn inflation.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I'm like, how come wages actually haven't gone up in
like with allowances, everything's gone up five bucks a week.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
And if I was lucky, we didn't because my parents
were like, this is your home. But also like they
didn't ask us to do too many things like they
did obviously like the majority of stuff, but they'd ask
us to help like a little bit here and there.
They wanted us to be kids basically yeah and so.
But they were also like, we're not going to pay
(20:39):
you like you live here, like we're.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Talking about it was yeah, like I was. The thing
was like they would pay me to pick up dog
poop and like they had like a per bag thing.
I was breaking down pieces of shit and bagging it
up individually. So funny, my fucking allowance.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
A poop trap house, like just cutting out.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Enough but naked, but naked bagging it up.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Black balloon meant something totally different for you.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Pop into a balloon's fun I wouldn't you just need
a thing that opens it up?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
I do it all the time.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
You do it now to your wife.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
You get a PVC pipe thing that's big enough. Just
wrap the end of it right there, then perfect funnel.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
You're gonna get accused of fraud and your parents going
to require back pay on this.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
I'm sorry already, they've already demanded it. I have, Paul,
what's something you think is overrated?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Okay, this is something I'm starting to recently. I think
I've done it throughout different points in my life. I
think like shopping online, shopping at stores overrated. Shop at
your friend who hoards stuff's place because they have a wonderful,
unique selection of items. Curated goods, Yeah, curated goods that
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they find value in maybe you will too. And then
also I feel like they're more likely to relinquish it
to someone that they know and love, so you're helping
them and it's free. It's like the Facebook marketplace of like,
you know, issues something.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah, it feels like it works perfectly, like psychologically with
the mentality of a hoarder who's like, I have to
keep that because I never know when someone might need
it or I might immediately, and you, as a third
party come in and go, hey, you know I could
get a lot of use out of that. Please take it, please?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah, yeah, because the throwing away.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
I feel like, is the thing right?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
They want to it's like extreme sustainability.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
So what happened? So what did you get in your
latest order shopping?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
I got a really cool jean jacket.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
New Okay with tags WTS no.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Tags, but it was new, it was like never used.
And then I got like, I'm getting like a comforter
because I like don't have a comforter.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
I don't want to like great ship. I thought you're
gonna be like an old Game Day program from a Now.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
You have hoarders do have nice ship? Sometimes you know
like it's it's you gotta you gotta be friends with
the most people. They're like, I want to be friends
with with a guy with a boat. Fuck that. I
don't want a boat that's.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Full of shit? You want to be friends with someone
who has three thousand unopened coke cans from the nineteen nineties.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah, if I need a wire, I can just go.
I don't need to go. What is the radio shack
is on a business type? Yeah, any any sort of wire.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I call my friends sounds more organized than the hoarders
that I'm familiar with.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah, you need to you need to have like it's
a very specific times, like.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
You cultivate related you horde relationships with hoarders.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
I don't know what you're talking about. I'm so sorry.
I feel like really minimalizing. I take them down, vampire, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Take them down by hoarding them yourself.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
People, you know, they are all these like quarter reality shows.
I'm doing the I'm doing the hard work away from camera.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Okay, after the team leaves pulls up.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, I'm the person. I'm like the boom mic operator
and I'm like, hey, if you don't want hey.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
You need that. While you're operating boom, You're like, hey
you need that. What's going on over there?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Hey, that raist is actually really fucked up. Come talk
to me after this.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Because and you're like, you're actually just hoarding other people.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
You're outsourcing your place to be a secondary unit for Yeah,
just a wall of old newspapers stacked up precariously I.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Might need to read.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I have a good friend who's in the process of
moving and he's like a reverse hoarder. Where he's now
I'm having to be like, don't throw that out.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I was going to say, like minimalism.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, he's thrown away like a work of art. From
his grandfather who's like a famous artist.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Okay, is he mentally okay though? Because worries I'm actually.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I was like, that's this is good. You you'll want this.
He's like, well, I I haven't used it in like
a couple in the smacks of somebody who has a
lot of resources.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Exactly what's going to say?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Yeah, you know that's really bad because like the people
I know who are like that are truly everything.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Whatever we want, that's what.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
And like this is a sentimental value?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah, so crazy. No, I would check on him.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
I would he believes in not sing Lebowski.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Yeah, does he have any nice stuff?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Because yeah, roll by some grandfather art?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Like, Hey, what's up with their shoes? What size you?
My man? I'm a twelve you I'll take way. I'm
wearing these. You don't need them?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Do What's that it's sentimental? I don't have any sentiments.
Give it to me.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
This weird pot. I'm dumping all this dust out of
this pot. What is this? That was my ground phone?
Oh whatever?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
right back. And we're back. We're back, and there's a
new fashion that I feel like this is going to
come in super handy for like a you know, authoritarian
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regime where they see everything that's happening in front of
people's faces at all times and like record everything. This
is coming around the perfect time. Yeah, just with facial
recognition software.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I was reading this article where hackers using AI to
unmasked ICE agents, and they were saying, like, if you
have around thirty five ish percent percent of your face visible,
they're able to figure it out.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Number to keep in mind if you're trying to feels
like it was developed by misogynists on TikTok first, you
know what I mean, Like something where they're like, let's
see what's under those do you remember, Like yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Yeah, implied nudity kind of thing. It's like I can
tell what it's like under there.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah, really experience, we're going to release our creeps on
ICE agents.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
I can see what's under your Yeah, you got a
really stick upper lip.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
It's like, no, it's a mustache, idiot, right right, right,
that's not perfect, but anyway, Yeah, a eyeglasses, they're here.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Eyeglasses coming from Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
You've got to stop doing like Google and you keep
trying to do this and it's not.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
These are good the good ones. They partnered with ray Ban,
which I do. I have seen this more places than
any of the past glasses, I think, yeah, and that
means I've seen them being worn by one person.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
You four eyes is now going to be like an
anti fascist battle cry each ship four eyes.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Maybe so these are AI sunglasses. Uh, and they're they
just released part two the redesign and as we I
think we discussed when like we got a first look
last week. They look like shit, yeah, this is.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
When Zuckerberg was like, anyone who doesn't have these will
be at a cognitive disadvantage in the future. I think
was the fucking line he said. It's like, yeah, a cog.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
They looked so much worse than I thought.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
You're cognitive disadvantage if you use Facebook regularly.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Okay, So like being like you know how people had
like the fake glasses and that was like a style.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Oh yeah, like the peak hipster era.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Yeah, it's like that. But wait, like.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
You look like specs from or I'm sorry, yeah no,
was it his name in the Sandlot?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
I think, yeah, what's his name? The most on like
the most suit? Yeah, yeah, very squints very revenge.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Somebody said you look like a moth last week, which
I thought was pretty Oh yeah, I think Ben Collins
said he looked like a moth.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Wait, that's actually cute. Don't use that.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
But again, like the first iteration was successful, like in
that they were affordable enough for people to like want
to try him out, and the show it was just
like extra thick wayfares with a little camera in between
your eyes is basically what they looked like. But now
this version, and also they don't immediately they didn't immediately
scream please rob me, I'm not built for any kind
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of smoke. But these ones, these ones, maybe it says,
please rob me, I'm not built for any kind of smoke.
Go ahead, Yeah, but you have.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
To give me a weggie. I gave myself one this morning,
so we're cool here, right.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Yeah. People are saying like there's like this neural band
that you wear alongside it that is kind of like
an interesting bit of tech. So like it's augmented reality.
So there's like a screen built into like the right lens,
so you can like do gestures with your hand that
like reads your electrical impulses or some ship, and that's
how you control some of the ship in it. But again,
that's fine when you describe it like that. We got
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to see this shit work in action, and I think
a lot of people pointed out, like Mark Zuckerberg's Zuckerberg's
whole like ethos is like just fucking fail as fast,
just move fast and break shit or whatever that fucking
mantra is. And it felt like this ethos was on
full display at this launch event. I just want to
we'll just we'll just share a couple clips over at
aftermath dot site. They put together some highlights. Yeah, of
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the really just just the disaster of Mark Zuckerberg trying
to fucking show the power of these glasses. I will just.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Say, like as a preamble when the iPhone, like one
of the most famous version of one of these where
somebody's revealing some new tech is when Steve Job's first
show off the iPhone and he that like the iPhone
didn't even work yet. It was like stagecraft and like
the they faked an iPhone that could work because they
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knew the limits of the technology. So I just I
think that's an important piece of content here. Steve Job
good at this, and he made it seem like it
was gonna be cool, even though they didn't have a
working model yet.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
It was funny that we're both rooting for you should
allied and fucking gas lit everybody about how it works.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Like that is all of a sudden, Elizabeth Holmes is
hosting this podcast. I'm like, what that.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Is your job?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
CEO?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Yeah, sell, sell the product. Here here is Mark Zuckerberg
being like, obviously this shit is so rigidly scripted, and
he's trying to be like.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Let's maybe like make a rest or where he tries
to act like he's coming up with the idea real.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Uh yeah, so I don't know, let's uh talk to you.
I don't know. He's talking about the Live AI so
like in real time, you're integrating AI with the lenses
to help you do a task like maybe cook something.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
One of the major technology challenges that we're still working through,
but today you can use live AI for about an
hour or two straight. So to get a feeling for
what this is, like, let's cut to chef jack Mancuso,
who's coming to us live from a kitchen on Meta's
campus preparing for the after party.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
How's it going, Chef? All right? For the after party.
What do you think?
Speaker 5 (32:41):
Maybe let's make don't know what we make, maybe like
a steak sauce, maybe inspire type thing, you know, just.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
To show what based only read that are preset in
front of you.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
Select I've made before, so I could definitely use the help. Hey,
metas start live?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Ai okay, so he has a chef, get involved and
starting right?
Speaker 3 (32:59):
AI sick. This guy seems very nervous here.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
With soy sauce and other ingredients.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
How can I help?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (33:06):
Can you help me make a Korean inspired steak sauce
for my steak sandwich?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Here?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
You can make a Korean inspired steak sauce using soy sauce, SESAMELI.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
What do I do first? Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Okay, okay, interrupting a woman, rude?
Speaker 6 (33:21):
What do I do first?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
You've already combined the base ingredients, so now great a
pair to add to the sauce?
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Uh huh?
Speaker 6 (33:30):
What he first?
Speaker 3 (33:32):
He's panicking?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
This is so funny.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Find the base ingredients so now great, the pair and
gently combine it with the bass sauce.
Speaker 6 (33:39):
All right, I think the Wi fi might be messed up. Sorry,
back to.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
It might be this this has the energy plug and
unplug it This is the energy of like a school
project being done by like the football.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Team or something. I think the I think the Wi
FI is messed up.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Back to you, dog, this is ray J saying his
are indestructible.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yeah, go ahead, speedy break them. Really, I don't care.
What does it feel like?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
He was an asshole to the AI He was like
all right, like interrupted her, and then she went silent
at first, and then came back and was like, well,
it looks like you've already done that part, but it's.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Because it's so rigidly scripted. He knew he had to
do a sequence like what do I do first? And
then when the ship went rogue, he didn't know. Like again,
it's clearly was beginning the recipe. He could have just
been like, okay, can you repeat that? And then it
was a more coherents of AI is.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
It's teaching people how not to be human and how
not to be creative. Problem solved kind of really did
demo it accurately.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
I'm going to starve. I'm gonna die here.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I mean, I don't know if his It sounds like
he's just a chef they brought along for the ride.
But certain heads will roll I have to imagine, Oh, yeah,
they fucked at a big time. I also like this
is a pre selected query that they're giving them just
every fucking time with AI, because like, I just want
to put this in the proud tradition of Google advertising
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their AI by being like this illiterate cal farmer uses
uses our AI to like research facts for his cheese labels.
And they put in the ad that went up on
the fucking super Bowl. I think they edited it last
second so it didn't go live on the super Bowl,
but it was the one that like was their super
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Bowl at like put a fact in it that was
so obviously wrong. It was like it said, Guda is
the most the planet, is responsible for sixty percent of
cheese consumption on the planet. Like just so obviously wrong,
a prescripted thing, and they can't not.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Have a AI fuck up so badly.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
It's just wild to me that this is what the
entire US on me is like teetering on this folk
room point of like AI's got to be it, man, Yeah,
I feel like a more reliable than AI. And now
we're gonna cut to a chimpanzee who's gonna do a
fun little trick.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I mean, the show at Universal Studios does pretty well.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Okay, yeah, those birds they're well trained. The birds are
well trained. But he goes on to to do just like,
all right, well that didn't go great. But here's the
other thing you can do. We can do great WhatsApp
video calls with these glasses.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Again, Mark cuts him on. Looks like he's wearing literal
groud show glasses. Like he looks like the joke groud
show glasses.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
So it cuts to him.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
He looks like he's wearing the ground show glasses. Like
they're so thick and just like not don't really fit
his head, like don't blend in with like normal glasses
in any way.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
They're so thick, Like they're so thick.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
And big and popping off his face.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Usually that's a anyway, this is this, So this is
him just trying to do a simple fucking video call
with these revolutionary glasses.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
All right, So I think our call will be coming
in any moment.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Now, what's up?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Video call?
Speaker 3 (37:12):
There we go, Oh, okay, pick it up, Mark, Let's
see what happened. So he's got this band on his
wrists him to open it. Maybe Boz can try calling
me again.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
And he's just standing there frozen.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
All right, I got a missed video call. Okay, there's
not the actual video call, all right, I'm just gonna
pick that up with my uh, with.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
My neural band. Okay, then do it. Come on, dickhead,
what's going on? Says uh, get up? Get up? This
is I don't know, you know it happens.
Speaker 5 (37:49):
Yeah's what do you think? Let's just go ahead and.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
All this technology. He's never learned how to be a
normal human being.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
No, because he's outsourcing tech.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
This is not We're not like replaying this.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
This is a this is a minute crazy.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Really, he's standing there and trying to phone call on
this piece of technology.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I wish Silicon Valley was still on.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
I mean, it is it is. This is it like
it's at the front of our eyes. This is still
the video all right? And she has said he hasn't
said a sentence yet.
Speaker 5 (38:26):
We're gonna boss come out here, and we're just gonna
go to the next thing I wanted to show and
hope that will work, all right.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
And then his captive audience has no choice but to
applaud this abject of public failure.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Is that audience, like the tech workers because usually they
like do it to like their employees. It's like and
then they're forced to applaud their dear leader.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, this is this is like, dude, we're here with you, man,
and we love you every step.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Did I pass evaluation?
Speaker 1 (39:00):
The whole time he's just sitting there going and I
don't know a better job?
Speaker 3 (39:08):
What do you think? Yeah, the chef at least knew when.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
To just be like people hate people hate Wi Fi
and that's always a problem.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
I guess the Wi Fi fucked up. But what I
fucking claim to make when you are on one of
the most technologically advanced facilities on Earth, the Meta Campus,
and you're like, the fucking I think the Wi Fi
fucking sucks.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Like yeah, he's like, Starlink needs to be here now,
heads will row.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
There was another part. There was another feature, because they're
talking about like eventually this will do like translation and
things like that. But this one other feature it's called
conversation Focus, and he this one he cuts to like
a pre produced commercial.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
For say it normal, like conversation Focus.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
I know, but again it's like it seems like to
our new conversation Focus application, It's like, what does that mean?
It's like, you know, like you're ignoring your friends while
they're talking to you. This one helps like amplify the
sound to your head so you're less distracted. This commercial
is so fucking weird with like it looks like a
joke sketch from twenty twelve about hipsters like these are
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the most hyper fashionable people. They're like I think they're
probably doing that to be like see they're wearing it
and they're fucking they're hip. But anyway, here's a conversation
focus thing that again, I'm not sure how this helps anyone.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Him.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Hello, how are you got the renaissance vibes going on?
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Very check? Oh my god, a couple of minutes. Nice,
I need your advice.
Speaker 6 (40:39):
Every time I get my picture taken, I feel like
I'm not feeling normal.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
It's time. I want to feel like just a regular
person when I'm one. Check Jack. Once the amount of
start conversation focused starting, so it started the guys like, hey,
I don't take pictures? Good? Can you help me? This
guy's just looking around me and being like whoa.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
This is like I can't think of anything I'd rather
be doing well than talk to this dip ship that.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Martin Zuckerberg has invented technology to deal with all of
his anti social behavior. He's like, this is what everyone feels,
right when you want to kill the planet and not
talk to people.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Hey, Jack, let me stop you right there. I shut
the fuck up for a second. Conversation. Focus.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Can you give me a technology technological edge so I
can listen to the boring ship coming out of this
guy's without drifting off?
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Friend? Okay, go ahead, all right, I do.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
You just want to hear the conversation.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
Conversation now? Focus?
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Conversation? Focus?
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Okay, go on. The camera comes up.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
I start to have this like serious steering headlin.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Yeah, how do I be like more normal? Man? How
do I mean more? I mean? I can't be more normal?
I think Mark Zuckerberg wrote, how do I be more normal?
Speaker 2 (41:53):
How do I be human like? Behavior?
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Because you have, like to a lunch meeting like with
this person, and the guy goes, hey, I need to
talk to you about something. I'm having trouble taking pictures.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
This is the problems. How do I gives chips?
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Though? Okay, this is how you look normal? Natural? Like
gat my picture taken. Sometimes I play around with something
like your collar fits your sleeve a little bit. I
mean it's like sort of a like nobody's around, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
The server said, ready, oh, the server said it was
time for you to eat. But how are you gonna
notice when you're in fucking conversation? Focus enders onto the
fucking world, man with these but it.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Sounds like the worst, like when you're trying to clear
like when you're trying to edit a video and like
you're like not noise filter whatever, and then it sounds
all like robotic, and we.
Speaker 7 (42:38):
Yeah, yeah, it was like it's okay, Wow, he's trying
to turn everyone's voices into robots because that's the only
thing he feels comfortable with as friends like this.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Use case example is that you're face to face with
your friend and you need the glasses to amplify the
sound of their voice into your ears. I get if
you have some kind of hearing impairment or something, maybe
that's that that's something, but this seemingly just like you know,
when you're you meet up with the homie and you
gotta your fucking two feet in front of them, but
you still need to have the fucking sound pumped into
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your head from your sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
Like, do you know when you need a robot to translate?
Because that's the only thing you feel safe with.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
Right right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Imagine your friend being like, sorry, man, I can't hear
a single word coming out of your boring mouth or
in your conversation focus.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
What if?
Speaker 2 (43:27):
But then also what if you were doing that with
everyone and then you don't do it with the next
person in Knox team.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Conversation? Focus off anything? Can't promise you anything? What a
weird world? Meta? Is this fucker still blabbing ude loud?
Speaker 2 (43:49):
So Brian, kill Focus? Can you try to kill Focus?
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Just kill myself?
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Jesus Right, Brian the editor is our uh you know,
tech innovator on our team, and he he's said, he
was like the band is cool because you know you'll
be able to and he already has sunglasses that have
like heads up display built into them.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
But he literally said I use him as TV though. Yeah,
I use it as like a TV movie theater on
my head. I will just say.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
He then put them on for us and immediately and
he was like, I just like wear these on the
plane and like watch stuff there instead of like having
to hold my phone. I was like, you look so blind.
Right now because they were like so black, so opaque,
and he's then like showing us what he does on
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the plane, and he's just like staring in the middle
distance with sunglasses on.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Inside.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
It's like you're it's like raw dogging the plane.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
But that's how you cheat. Yeah, Like he.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Didn't or Ring have like controversy recently about I don't
know if it was like Day or something where they
were like bad Evil Company, I can't remember, but I'm like,
this band is probably gonna do worset shit, given like
Zuckerberg's politics.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Oh yeah, just you're wearing a surveillance camera on your head. Yeah,
best case scenario for them. Everybody's going to be walking
around looking like a blind person. Like it's the same
way that AirPods made it hard to tell who is
like talking to themselves, and you know, now it'll be
difficult to tell if people can they sign up or
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a Ring signed a contract with the Department of Defense.
That's what it was.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Oh good, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm glad I've got mine
all right now.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Yep yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Yeah, who knows, who knows?
They don't need my medical data?
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Maybe they do Yeah, it's going to be a point
when they turn me into a robot soldier RoboCop style.
I think they're I think they're gonna need my data.
Hell yeah, let's take a quick break and we'll be
right back.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
We'll be right back, and.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
We're back, and we do just want to check in
with Cattel real quick.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
Okay. I want to know what eye drops he uses,
because like it's got to be like top notched, do
you know what I mean? Like, there's no way his
eyes are not drying out.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
Some people also said it could be like hyper thyroidism. Also,
there's a there was someone on ninety Day Fiance who
has always had that shocked look and then like someone
was like, he maybe I think he has hyperthyroidism, and
the guy checked it. I was like, oh my god,
thanks for telling.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
You, Oh, undiagnosed hypert you still need Like, but did.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
You do that dry out your eyes?
Speaker 3 (46:44):
It could be that or could truly just be him
being constantly in a deer caught in the headlights moment,
like I don't know what that fighter flight thing.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Seemed prepared for this moment, any of the moments where
he sat down and testified in front of Congress and
was questioned about his handling of the aftermath of the
Charlie Kirk assassination, and.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Yeah, like where did he put the like, you know,
the gun and.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
According to the text, according to the text, he had
to reassemble it in the forest or whatever. That's right.
That's god, that's a whole other thing. So today was
about that Epsteain files. Or sorry, Wednesday was about the
Epstein files.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Hey, hey, when you're living in this America, every day
is about the Epstein files.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
True, I mean, that's lest we forget, don't forget. So anyways,
they asked him questions and he gave us a classic
seminar and how to deflect and you know, look guilty
as hell. Yeah, not the best, not as.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
Super straightforward questions right about accountability? Eric Swallwell, the congressman
is like, okay, so did you ever tell the Attorney
General Pam Bondi that Trump's name is in the Epstein files?
And he just will not answer straightforward. It's just so strange.
He's just like, did you tell her this? This is
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him very cool, you sound like a baby. Yeah, simple question.
Speaker 8 (48:08):
Did you tell the Attorney general that the president's name
is in the Stein files.
Speaker 9 (48:12):
During many conversations that the Attorney General and I have
had on the matter of Epstein, we have reviewed.
Speaker 8 (48:18):
The question is simple, tell the Attorney General that Donald
Trump's name is in the Stein files?
Speaker 3 (48:25):
Yes or no?
Speaker 9 (48:26):
Why don't you try spelling it out direct the alphabet
yes or no? No, ABC, Director, I.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
Don't want to tell us.
Speaker 8 (48:34):
Did you tell the Attorney General that Donald Trump's name
was in the Epstein files.
Speaker 9 (48:37):
Why don't you try serving your constituency.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
In this country anyway?
Speaker 2 (48:44):
So that he goes he really thinks he's going to
have like a moment, Like that's him being like like
as soon as the person slowed down, as soon as
Eric Wall will slow down, he was like, oh yeah,
this is going to be my viral moment.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
And he was the same. He did the same thing
to Adam Shift too, when he the thing where he's like,
you're a disc Like he just kept asking questions like, well,
you're a disgrace and your constituents.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Well, I'm rubber and your glue.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
Just it's weird that every time we ask that specific question,
you kind of start yelling at us and like changing
the subject or like doing baby insults, like.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Rings instead of going to therapy, right right, this little defensive.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
Boddy by the By the end, cash Ho tells like
the question was asked and it was answered. He's like, no,
it wasn't. You're being evasive, and then Swallow just goes, okay,
we'll take your evasiveness as a consciousness of guilt.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
And he's like, asking the answered is like, that is
the equivalent of saying objection your honor sustained.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
Because it's like a thing.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Yeah, He's just he's quoting a thing that judges say
in the court of law, like asking it answered, but
like in his own thing, and it doesn't apply. Okay, well, uh,
subjection your honor sustained?
Speaker 3 (49:53):
What what? That's not how this works? You dipshit. So
then Swallow keeps going and he's like, okay, well then
how many times is Trump's name in the Epstein files?
Is it like a thousand? And He's like, I don't know,
and so so then Eric Smallow kind of starts catching it,
gets catches them slipping up with just a simple as
like well, how many times is it? I'm going to
just assume it's a thousand? And this is where this
(50:14):
whole exchange kicks.
Speaker 8 (50:15):
Off characterize the numbers however you want it, claiming my time, director,
It sounds like if you don't know the number, it
could at least be a thousand times, which is not me.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
It's not Is it at least five hundred times?
Speaker 1 (50:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (50:26):
Is at least one hundred times?
Speaker 7 (50:27):
No?
Speaker 8 (50:27):
Then what's the number?
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Number?
Speaker 3 (50:29):
It's not that.
Speaker 8 (50:30):
Do you think it might be your job to know
the number?
Speaker 9 (50:33):
My job is to provide the safety and security of
this country. My job is not to engage in politically lendo.
So you can go out to the sticks and get
your twenty second hit and your fundraising time to keep going.
Reclaiming your time because the people of California are being
underserved by your representation.
Speaker 8 (50:49):
Is not implicated. Why not release everything that involves.
Speaker 9 (50:52):
We have released everything the president in anyone else's side
that is credible and lawfully be able to be released.
Your fixed on this matter and basis accusations that I'm
hiding is disgusting. Anyone that says that needs to look
at the stats alone and go back to the state
of California.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Who's receiving anyway there he goes, he just keeps going
on hiding child pedophiles yeah, yeah, I think he was
getting to push a t dish track the story of
Adidon mixed up you are hiding a child pedophiles.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
That was really clever, Miles, very quick, very clever.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
You know, got to bring up push a team whenever
start a podcast and the Drake from five years ago
or nine year six years ago at this point, and
then there's finally Jasmine Crockett comes through.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Jizz Okay, wait, can I say something about Jasmine Crockett. Yes,
I love these moments. I think they're fun. I wish
her policy would extend beyond having Oh.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
Yeah, she's just a hot, hot bite, you know artist,
and it's really frustrating.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
I'm like that one moment with Marjorie Tail, like the
butch body went viral and then she was like I'm
just gonna do this forever, and it's like, fucking do something,
do more.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Yeah. It's also funny to see her her style become
more and more like sort of ostentatious too, because in
this clip she's got fucking shoulder pads and like, oh
my god, this is shit. I'm like, okay, the glow
up is looking real.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
Tazment literally like how do I look more prominent on TikTok.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
How do I do this? Look? And this is again
I just this is her just being like, you're the
technically you're actually just the least qualified FBI director. This
is basically her being like, you suck shit and you
should leave.
Speaker 10 (52:31):
Because I did have to make sure that I wasn't
going crazy. But when I say that you are the
least qualified FBI director in the history of the FBI,
that is real because you are the only one that
never even served with the FBI prior to joining. Yet
we are supposed to believe that you are the greatest
thing since slices bread. I didn't ask you a question. Now,
(52:54):
what I want to go through is to talk about
why you are a failure and why honestly, we just
need to tell you bye bye.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
That is so funny. I'm sorry that is She.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
Is really good at that, but like Jesus, yeah exactly,
But that's all we get, Like these are the crumbs
that any person who doesn't like what's happening in this
country has to live off of. Is like, well, they're
rhetorically saying things.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
Yeah. Also, it's just so funny to be told you're
like a failure at your job at work on TV
in front of everyone, and you're not like if you
push back, they reclaim their time. Like it's so funny. Yeah,
he's like I feel like, I know, like the exact
(53:40):
type of Indian man, this insecure Indian man. This is
I feel like, Yeah, I've seen it so many times,
and it's like you can tell he's trying to like
amp himself up to like have a funny retort or something,
but he just looks so weak. He looks so like defeated.
Speaker 3 (53:59):
You know it's because you know he's he's already fighting
from the wrong side, and he's just like it sucks
because everyone knows this reeks of a cover up, and
he's trying to be calm about it and not like
I think he's trying to put aside in his brain.
That's like I'm part of the cover up.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
A few years ago, I was writing AI children's books
and podcasting like let me just promote Casper please.
Speaker 3 (54:22):
Now this lady with the pearls on is fucking coast
grilling me. Yeah, it's probably worse for him than he
even realizes, because like, yeah, I mean, he's definitely going
to be used as a fall guy. Here right when
you guys they're warming up. I mean, and this performance
only puts more attention on it because he looked so evasive. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
Well, Paula By, it's been such a pleasure having you
on the daily.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (54:46):
Oh my goodness, where can people find you? Follow you? Have?
I heard?
Speaker 1 (54:51):
Tell that Fashal Recognition Comedy is coming up tonight.
Speaker 2 (54:54):
This night, this Friday evening, ten pm at the Comedy Store.
If you haven't Ben, what the fuck are you waiting for?
Okay with you, We're we're propelling into fascism. They're not
gonna let brown people have the mic in like three weeks.
Just come through tonight, pack it out, okay, and it'll
be a party.
Speaker 3 (55:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
The only rap song that we'll be able to listen
to in three weeks House of Pins jump Around.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
Yeah, they're like, yeah, jump Around is really in line
with our politics for some reason.
Speaker 3 (55:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
And then I'm at Paulo Viganalen everywhere p A L
A v I g U N Alien. I have a
foster cat that I posted about if anybody wants to
adopt a cat. He's really sweet and he gets along
with dogs, So there's that nice.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
Yeah, you got to use your net where do they
hit you?
Speaker 2 (55:46):
Hit me up on Instagram and don't like fake hit
me up. They'll be like, I want to Like, now
you're talking to me, I'm I'm going to force you
to adopt a cat.
Speaker 3 (55:54):
If you talk. Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
Don't do that.
Speaker 3 (56:00):
Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying
fucking Tanahisi Coad's Vanity Fair article?
Speaker 2 (56:06):
Yeah, I know, but I just like he is. His
is insane, like his incisive delivery that is also poetic
at the same time, is like, I'm so glad he's
(56:26):
a writer who is on my side politically, and I'm
so I view him as like someone whose ability to
evolve is should be lauded. And you know, people who
had the correct opinions from the beginning also great. But
I do think that having examples of people who can
(56:47):
change their minds without losing grace is really important. But
oh my god, like this man can fucking write, dude.
I'm just just the talent is jumping off the page. Incredible,
and I love that we have someone other than Ezracline
writing about this.
Speaker 3 (57:09):
You know that was gonna be my work of media.
Speaker 1 (57:11):
I was gonna write people check out Ezracline's cool column.
Speaker 2 (57:15):
Ezracline.
Speaker 3 (57:17):
In many ways, I envy the movement that he built.
Speaker 2 (57:19):
Oh oh yeah, He's like, yeah, it's abundance. We need
more movements.
Speaker 3 (57:25):
Mainly what we need.
Speaker 2 (57:26):
Deregulation of hate speech.
Speaker 1 (57:28):
Deregulation miles ah, Where can people find you?
Speaker 3 (57:34):
Man will find you? Is there work media you've been enjoying?
Oh me? Oh yes, you can find me at miles
of gray fucking everywhere, and you can find me time
aout ninety day fiance with Sophia Alexandra on four twenty
day fiance.
Speaker 1 (57:53):
Yes, yes, twenty now I've heard everything.
Speaker 3 (57:56):
Yeah, you've heard it all. It's a clever name. Guys.
Let's see a work of media. I like, no, there's
nothing really, but I have witnessed on the internet recently
that brings me much pleasure. Uh so I've no just
just y'all, y'all. Do you. I'll say that that's my
work of media, y'all? Do you.
Speaker 2 (58:13):
Everyone's sit in a quiet room, raw dog without the
metaglasses and just think, think thoughts.
Speaker 3 (58:19):
Think thoughts, stay present, know that in this moment you're okay.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Yeah, Let's see if I can find one goddamn thing.
Speaker 2 (58:28):
Jack's like, fuck that, here's a piece of media.
Speaker 1 (58:30):
I like, no, that's all stuff about the fucking fascist takeover.
Speaker 2 (58:37):
This is the moments where we need Dancing with the
stars to launder this terrifying presentment.
Speaker 1 (58:45):
That's true, that's the main thing we need. Let's see.
Speaker 3 (58:49):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (58:49):
Speaking of Cash Battell, I likeding in headline desperate Cash
Fattel asks shooters family if they can solve any other cases.
Speaker 2 (58:57):
That was so funny, that were so good.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
Harrison Wine reb just a non sequitor, tweeted, even if
Dracula existed, it wouldn't be that big of a problem.
Speaker 3 (59:07):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (59:09):
Just a Dracula.
Speaker 3 (59:11):
Geez, guys just.
Speaker 1 (59:13):
Going around spreading eternal life.
Speaker 2 (59:16):
I think it's our problem because we're like horny for vampires.
So we're like, well, he would seduce me. It's like,
you just want to fuck a vampire, dude.
Speaker 1 (59:25):
The one problem with me is Dracula would want to
fuck me so bad.
Speaker 3 (59:30):
Yeah, he's gonna dude.
Speaker 2 (59:32):
It's an analog for the queer community. They're like, well,
what if he hits on me?
Speaker 3 (59:37):
What about that?
Speaker 2 (59:38):
I'm his type type B.
Speaker 1 (59:43):
You can find me on Twitter at Jack Undersquore, bron
Blue skyjack o B the number one.
Speaker 3 (59:49):
You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at
Daily Zeickeeist. We're at the Daily.
Speaker 1 (59:52):
Zeikeist on Instagram. You can go to the description of
this episode wherever you're listening to it, and there at
the bottom you will find the footnotes. When are we
link off to the information that we talked about, We'll
link off to the Tan of Hussey Coats article. We
also link off to a song that we think you
might enjoy. Hey, Miles, is there a song that you
think that people might enjoy?
Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Yeah, this is a nice, like little peaceful track by
the artist world Brain. The track is called minute Papion
and just like a fun it feels kind of like
some like six seventies basa Nova type shit, but like
the vocalist is singing French and it's very like it's
just nice and vibe, you know what I mean. So
(01:00:33):
it'll it feels not like where we are now. I
think that's the best part about this song. You put
it on, it will take you out of where you are.
So Minute Papillon by World Brain.
Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
All right, we will link off to that in the
footnote for Daily Guys does a production of iHeartRadio. For
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Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
That is going to do it for us this week.
Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
We are back tomorrow with a you know, the Weekly
Zite Geist with the greatest hits from this week's episode,
and also back on Monday morning to tell you what
was trending over the weekend and.
Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Doesn't pull you for all of your comments.
Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
It's you never know.
Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
We we we've decided that we think we're too second
rate and small time. We're the opposite of too big
to fail. We're actually too small to exactly. That's what
we're counting on, is that they're just like, I don't know,
they'll definitely they're bigger, so like they'll cancel fucking Crooked
(01:01:41):
Media or something.
Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Before they cancel on, we'll get rid of MSNBC or something.
Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Yeah, that's the kind of ship that they're going for.
Speaker 10 (01:01:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Anyways, Uh, I hope everybody has a safe weekend and
we'll talk to y'all on Monday.
Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Bye bye bye by The Daily Zite Guys is executive
produced by Catherine Long, co produced by Bae Wang, co
produced by Victor Wright, co written by J M McNabb,
edited and engineered by Justin Conner,
Hello, zeich Gang, and welcome to the end of the year.
During these two weeks surrounding Christmas and the New Year,
we take some time off. During the mornings, we'll run
some new holiday and end of the year content that
you can listen to while we're taking a break. In
addition to all that stuff, in the afternoons, where we
would usually drop the Trends episode, we are rerunning the
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ten most popular episodes of this year according to you.
You voted with your dang years and we listened with ours. Actually,
we looked at the data we're spying on you. Honestly,
I'm mostly in this podcasting thing for the rich marketing
data it provides to me about each and every one
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of you. At the end of the year, when I
look back to see what made the top ten, and
this was actually my favorite year to look back at,
our top ten is full of episodes I feel like
made it because of a bunch of different reasons. There
are some episodes that dropped after huge news events. There
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are some first episodes that dropped right after some hilarious
news events, some great new guests, some classic fan favorite guests,
and some new formats we tried out that We're very
excited to see that you guys enjoyed. Before we get
into it, I just want to thank you guys for
once again being such a cool community that's bloomed up
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around this podcast we've been doing all these years. You
guys repeatedly make us proud. You're there for us when
we go through some really difficult shit. You show up
at shows of our guests, and we always get great
reports from our guests about our listeners. You are the
rare podcast audience that makes us extremely proud to have
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you as listeners so far, so don't fuck this up,
you guys, and coming in at number four of our
top ten most popular episodes of the year twenty twenty five.
This episode is called zucks Ai Glasses Suck Cash Ptel
not Convey. It dropped in September of this year, September nineteenth,
and the guest is Polavi Ganalan, the Great Polavi Ganlan.
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Please enjoy. Actually, you know what actually happened is the
squirrel came in between me and the crows because then
the squirrel discovered where my cash. Where the cash was
that I was leading for the crows and anytime I
would put it out the squirrel would just come down.
And I have a squirrel polivi that is so fat,
(02:30):
Like it's annoying because I was trying to leave it
for my friends of the crows, but also because I'm
worried about the squirrel because of how overweight the squirrel. Sure, dude,
he's like not going to be able to get up
a fucking tree.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You gotta you gotta have like a squirrel treadmill.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, well yeah, maybe you just put the put the
food somewhere so that he has a workout on his
way to you on the ground. Then you have to
give you shit.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
He needs to run three miles on a treadmill to
get there.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I love America where even the squirrels are fat.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You know, I know, and he's so comfortable. There's like
something so so unnerving about a squirrel that like walks
towards you like that that that is like a twenty
three pound squirrel, just like yeah, that just like you
seem those like.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Jack kangaroos, But it's like a squirrel, yeah, just walking
on two legs.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Oh yeah, hey, hey this is your dad? Is your
father right here? I don't talk to my Shut the
fuck up, bro, does.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Your dad Jack comes in crying. He's like, the squirrel
sunned me yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
You shut up, bro, header gut, header gut, homie hedder gut.
You know those words trigger me. You won't get punched
in the head or the gut.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Fam I got header gutted when I was a kid.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
And I got out of it by crying.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
So the people they had empathy. They were like, well,
if you cry.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Oh, Victor wasn't here because Victor was in the Philippines
when this happened. Right.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
So, Uh, my cousins and I were throwing little pebbles
at houses on the Jersey shore for no reason I
can remember Jesus, and uh, these uh big kids, probably
a couple of years older than.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Us, said, these big kids.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
The big kids came out and started chasing us, cornered me.
And my cousins immediately were like he he did it.
And I was like, yeah, okay, that's how I was
the youngest. And and then they said all right, man,
header gut and I burst into tears. And then the
(04:36):
big kids little sister was like, oh, don't hit him,
he's cute.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
And that's how I got out of that ass was
I did.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
That is so funny.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
It was very pathetic.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
This is like a meet cute for like a coming
of age story.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Do we we have a cold open Yeah yeah, I
can cobble something together.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Cobble ted cobble, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, talking about Afghanistan.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Cobble cobble, cobbling, cobblestone. There you go, ted cobble, peach
cobble or there you go. Cobble head night at Dodger Stadium.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I like kind of supported. We are really yeah, I
think you really got one with that one.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Jack Yeah yeah, oh sorry, Oh sorry you were talking gosh,
Sorry sorry sorry you think I'm cute?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah, yeah yeah, header gut man, header gut yeah. Whatever
you say.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four oh six,
Episode five of Dear Daily Guys. That's a production by
Heart Radio as the podcast. We take Deep Dave into
American share consciousness and how is it in here? It's human,
It is humid in America's share consciousness. It rained like
(06:04):
clothes are sticking to me inside. It rained shared consciousness.
It did it did rain a little bit, catch a
bit of that rain. It's hot, humid, anything else going on?
Not not that I'm aware of mine. All right, great,
we'll keep it moving. Friday, September night, Friday twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, but guess what that means. It's guess what that means.
It means national love your lunch day. And I don't know.
It looks like ethnic food, like an ethnic kid lunch.
I wonder if this is about, Oh, it's about lunch
shaming there you yeah, well, yeah, as somebody who always
been like why are you smoke like that, I'm like,
cause it has MSG and it bitch.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Does wrong about it because it tastes fucking good.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah, dude, I all it. Man. I remember, like it
was around sixth grade when the shame of me not
having a sandwich for lunch kind of like hit critical mass.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
And little containers with like when you fuck they call
me fucking bento Franklin Okay because I had okay, uh
Dento frank Lento.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Bak low friend Lento. Yeah. And then I was like,
I'll have a turkey sandwhich would mustard.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, you still eat it out of a Bento box,
you just like cut it off.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, in all the different Yeah, my mom still made
it into the shape of like, yeah, fucking ultraman doll.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
You beat up some kid for his ordinary lunch and
you give him your delicious one.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Hey, look what fucking Richie has for lunch. Do some
weird Asian ship dog.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Your mom's like rolling up the turkey on the outside
of the bread.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
She's like, it's a it's a yeah, I want turkey
sandwich sashimi. Mom. It's also National Butterscotch Pudding. I love
butter Scot's pudding because I'm an old man. Also talk
like a pirate Day and National Pow my recognition Day.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Hey, shout out to all of those things. My name
is Jack O'Brien.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Ak Epstein Files.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
They are buried under piles and piles of bodies from
the left disc wing so Trump can have himself a
fascist fling is to cover up Epstein Files, Occupation and
Jena side, Bread and Circus.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Just close your eyes.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Got corporal media on their side to cover lies.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Oh now, just.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Shout out to march Cam Cam on the discord Discordian,
I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co
host mister Miles Grass Miles Dray Kay, I'm blue, took
some fent and I died or so says the orange
guy took.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Some fent and I died. My hair fell out and
I cried.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Shout out to Tupac Parkour Park two part two parts.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
That's like the blackest the lightest combination of things you
can Yeah two something doesn't line up with this name,
but anyways, shout out to you for that one.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, just going off of those new fentanyl ads that
Trump created from his mind where it's like tell him
it'll make you blue and your teeth fell out and
your hair falls out and.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Your blue by wait can I I.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Went on a cruise and the entertainment was interesting and
there was someone who did There was like a show
that was like about I thought it was gonna be
like a cool like circsolate colors thing. It was just
a story about a painter and it was a musical
and they sang that song as like a love ballad
(09:41):
blue yeah, because they were like it's the part where
they were like sad.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Through period. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
So like we were watching them walking from the audience. No,
it was like the the love Interest or whatever, and
we were watching her walking from the audience and she
was like.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I'm blue. It was so funny. I was hoping she
would do the intro, the spoken word intro, like, YO,
listened up, here's a story about a little god in
the blue world.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I can't remember if she did that because it was
so shocking. I was like, I don't even I couldn't
even process it. I was like, this is incredible.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
But I do have a question. Did they bring in yellow?
They they did?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
They did?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I think they brought him some yellow.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
He had a little spit bubble in his throat and
it was.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I think they did like they did say it. I
don't know if he had a spit bubble in his throat,
but he was definitely like a musical theater kid because
he like energy because every time he had like a note,
he would like plant his feet one right after another,
turn his torso. Yeah, like like every.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Moment a moment.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yeah, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
What cruise was that Carnival?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Well that sounds great.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
It's incredible.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I'm speaking of great and incredible and changed. We're thrilled
to be joined in our third seat by a hilarious
stand up comedian, writer, actor, improviser. You can catch her
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Speaker 3 (11:20):
It's probably a good knowl a hell.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I was in Utah last week. I have nothing to report.
Everything was calm and cozy. What's been going on with you, guys?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, all right, uh thrilled to have you here. We'll
get to know you in a moment. First, some of
the things we're talking about. We're gonna take a little
bit of a break from the madness to talk about met.
We talked about the madness on yesterday's episode. If people
want to check that out yesterday's trending.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Madness abounds, y'all. Don't worry. There's plenty of madness that
we bounds. We can we can we can start, we
can edge with the madness.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Okay, oh yeah, imaging. I'm just sitting in my chair
with a weird look on my face. We're gonna talk
about Meta's new AI glasses, which not only do they
look like shit, they functionally and I think this is
the technical term, suck shit.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they suck shit.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Also, they did a big like keynote reveal, Mark Zuckerberg
up on stage and Curious Delicious shaden Freud, my favorite
German dish we are going to talk about Cash Betel
helping keep the Epstein story alive with some of the
worst just I don't know what, mostly trying to avoid yeah, evasive, Yeah,
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just some of the worst invasive maneuvers since Goose got killed.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Well, there's the top gun reference regressing wow spoilers. Before
get to any of that, Pobaby, we do like to
ask our guests, what is something from your search history?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Okay, who you are?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I did search this last night. It was just Goo
Goo Dolls problematic question mark because I was listening, like
a video of him singing Iris in the Rain came up,
and then I started listening to the Googoo Dolls and
I'm like, they're middle aged white dudes. Now, let's see
what's happened. And then I looked it up and it
was like the only problematic thing I could see was
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that in nineteen ninety six they had the boy named
Goo album cover that looked like the kid was covered
in wood. But it was like, yeah, and they pulled
Walmart pulled it, but it was Berry's and his comments
on it. I was there, I remember was there.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
I remember it legitimately because people were like, which Google
dolls covered? You know they're not swing they winno Walmart anymore.
This is shit twelve year old's talk about incredible.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
His response was like, it's called a boy named Goo.
What else do you want from me? Like that sort
of thing. He's clearly covered and Goo.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Obviously we're jacking off on dolls.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Oh my god. Yeah, I mean, like the one thing
is just you know, I think the famous weird song
is slide where you're like, oh, you're weird abortion song?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Oh oh yeah, you know, I don't even look up
those lyrics.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Look up the Lawyer to the baby back balloon, gum maker,
Oh you love the life you killed? The priest is
on the phone, your father hit the wall, your mod
has owned you. Don't suppose I'll ever know what it
means to be a man. It's something I can't change.
I'll live around it. Damn. What the Carnival cruise? Dude?
Did someone? Did someone do that on the Carnival cruise?
Just do it like that?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I didn't even know I like that song at faith value?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah. It's like when you really are like, wait,
what did we say? I mean, this is like this.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Popular posture to take among like twenty something white guys,
was like, here's my track about abortion. This this abortion
is actually kind of hard on me. Dog you think
about it, This is like fucked up for me.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Really Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
That's so funny. Yeah that's crazy. I had no idea.
But I'm glad that that did not come up on
the problematic search because apparently it's fine.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, maybe black Balloon is about drug So I don't
know if you even thought about that.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I be honest, I've never read deeply into the goog doles.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I've just all right, so like babies, black bloom, black balloon,
what they store heroin in make her fly metaphorically she
gets high?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Okay, so now you're gonna start talking about like feel
good ink or something like, come on, man, get everything
about drugs.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Dude. What is something you think is underrated? Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
This is something that when I used to live in
the Bay and I had rich ass friends who were
and they.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Shout up to the rich friends.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
To me anymore.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Soon start making phone calls again once they get the metaglasses, Yeah,
the temple and.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Can they call CVS, CBS.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Your extra care savings? They like would outsource like all
of their chores, and I'm like, I feel like chores
are underrated, like cleaning, like get it, like laundry, dishes, cleaning,
Like you don't want to be overwhelmed by it. But
if you haven't like changed your child's diaper ever, then
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like I feel like you're not living in the same
plane of existence as me.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Do you know what I mean? Daddy Daddy Bear doesn't
get his paws dirty.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
With I don't know what your audience is, but the
bears are tuning in, Okay, they're excited.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
That is so funny. Yeah, I mean like when whenever
I hear people like earnestly be like, oh I don't
change diapers, I'm like, you're a fuck up person.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Kind of like So we talked about this with like
Jadie Vance, right, didn't we Didn't He have something about
like not interacting with his kid in like yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Yeah, yeah, I forget if it's one of the many
famous Vance quotes where he's like I think he's like
he's like my wife like likes to like coddle them.
I just kind of yell at him and you're like, oh.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
The Mama Dada Bear, you know, I am mean to them?
And don't really look at them. I don't want to
deal with that ship. And then my wife cleans.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Up my eath, like I learned it from Succession, So
that's how I learned. That's the parenting book I read.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yep, yeah, it's like that's a show. That's a show.
It's a it's a it's a parenting.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Tone actually yeah, yeah, And just generally I do think
boredom downtime, Like I listen to podcasts a lot for
a fucking living sometimes and but just like carving out
time to do boring tasks like clean up without anything,
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without like anything going on.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
You know, it's the mind mindfulness as as true as
a chore wheel?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
What's your favorite? What's your favorite chore?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I really like doing laundry, Like I like I like
the like the folding and putting a way of laundry
because it feels like a fresh start. I also get
to look at things that I have and be grateful
for them and like you know what I mean, I'm like, oh,
like this is a cute. Yeah, And I also like
don't like I don't like things too much. We have
to wash my hands a lot because my hands get
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like dry, really quickly, so like dishes I don't like
or like like cleaning the toilet and like washing my hands,
you know, like I just don't like weird.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Like washing your hands after using the to toilet.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Listen, I think that you don't need to use shampoo
and you don't need to hands.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Okay you you.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Odorant can be made out of bark.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Okay, Well, when the Democrats take over, you'd be a
great pick for Secretary of Defense. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, excuse me. Germ theory his hands after he cooped
because it like made him stronger somehow.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I was just reading back to like the chores a
signal chat with ship hands.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah, he's like, hey, get my cell phone, man, bring
my phone over here. You're like, he's like, how come
the charging ports all clogged up with stuff? He's like,
I don't know. That's why I got the magnetic charger
because that hole is all like crust, you know. The
I was reading a thing that like it was a
poll of parents talking about allowances and like how kids
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like like the financial awareness of children, and of like
these two thousand parents that they had pulled. They were saying,
they're like average allowance is around one hundred and twenty
bucks a month, and I was like.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Damn inflation.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I'm like, how come wages actually haven't gone up in
like with allowances, everything's gone up five bucks a week.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
And if I was lucky, we didn't because my parents
were like, this is your home. But also like they
didn't ask us to do too many things like they
did obviously like the majority of stuff, but they'd ask
us to help like a little bit here and there.
They wanted us to be kids basically yeah and so.
But they were also like, we're not going to pay
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you like you live here, like we're.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Talking about it was yeah, like I was. The thing
was like they would pay me to pick up dog
poop and like they had like a per bag thing.
I was breaking down pieces of shit and bagging it
up individually. So funny, my fucking allowance.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
A poop trap house, like just cutting out.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Enough but naked, but naked bagging it up.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Black balloon meant something totally different for you.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Pop into a balloon's fun I wouldn't you just need
a thing that opens it up?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
I do it all the time.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
You do it now to your wife.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
You get a PVC pipe thing that's big enough. Just
wrap the end of it right there, then perfect funnel.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
You're gonna get accused of fraud and your parents going
to require back pay on this.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
I'm sorry already, they've already demanded it. I have, Paul,
what's something you think is overrated?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Okay, this is something I'm starting to recently. I think
I've done it throughout different points in my life. I
think like shopping online, shopping at stores overrated. Shop at
your friend who hoards stuff's place because they have a wonderful,
unique selection of items. Curated goods, Yeah, curated goods that
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they find value in maybe you will too. And then
also I feel like they're more likely to relinquish it
to someone that they know and love, so you're helping
them and it's free. It's like the Facebook marketplace of like,
you know, issues something.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah, it feels like it works perfectly, like psychologically with
the mentality of a hoarder who's like, I have to
keep that because I never know when someone might need
it or I might immediately, and you, as a third
party come in and go, hey, you know I could
get a lot of use out of that. Please take it, please?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah, yeah, because the throwing away.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
I feel like, is the thing right?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
They want to it's like extreme sustainability.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
So what happened? So what did you get in your
latest order shopping?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
I got a really cool jean jacket.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
New Okay with tags WTS no.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Tags, but it was new, it was like never used.
And then I got like, I'm getting like a comforter
because I like don't have a comforter.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
I don't want to like great ship. I thought you're
gonna be like an old Game Day program from a Now.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
You have hoarders do have nice ship? Sometimes you know
like it's it's you gotta you gotta be friends with
the most people. They're like, I want to be friends
with with a guy with a boat. Fuck that. I
don't want a boat that's.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Full of shit? You want to be friends with someone
who has three thousand unopened coke cans from the nineteen nineties.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah, if I need a wire, I can just go.
I don't need to go. What is the radio shack
is on a business type? Yeah, any any sort of wire.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I call my friends sounds more organized than the hoarders
that I'm familiar with.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah, you need to you need to have like it's
a very specific times, like.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
You cultivate related you horde relationships with hoarders.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
I don't know what you're talking about. I'm so sorry.
I feel like really minimalizing. I take them down, vampire, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Take them down by hoarding them yourself.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
People, you know, they are all these like quarter reality shows.
I'm doing the I'm doing the hard work away from camera.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Okay, after the team leaves pulls up.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, I'm the person. I'm like the boom mic operator
and I'm like, hey, if you don't want hey.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
You need that. While you're operating boom, You're like, hey
you need that. What's going on over there?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Hey, that raist is actually really fucked up. Come talk
to me after this.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Because and you're like, you're actually just hoarding other people.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
You're outsourcing your place to be a secondary unit for Yeah,
just a wall of old newspapers stacked up precariously I.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Might need to read.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I have a good friend who's in the process of
moving and he's like a reverse hoarder. Where he's now
I'm having to be like, don't throw that out.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I was going to say, like minimalism.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, he's thrown away like a work of art. From
his grandfather who's like a famous artist.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Okay, is he mentally okay though? Because worries I'm actually.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I was like, that's this is good. You you'll want this.
He's like, well, I I haven't used it in like
a couple in the smacks of somebody who has a
lot of resources.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Exactly what's going to say?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Yeah, you know that's really bad because like the people
I know who are like that are truly everything.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Whatever we want, that's what.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
And like this is a sentimental value?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah, so crazy. No, I would check on him.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
I would he believes in not sing Lebowski.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Yeah, does he have any nice stuff?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Because yeah, roll by some grandfather art?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Like, Hey, what's up with their shoes? What size you?
My man? I'm a twelve you I'll take way. I'm
wearing these. You don't need them?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Do What's that it's sentimental? I don't have any sentiments.
Give it to me.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
This weird pot. I'm dumping all this dust out of
this pot. What is this? That was my ground phone?
Oh whatever?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
right back. And we're back. We're back, and there's a
new fashion that I feel like this is going to
come in super handy for like a you know, authoritarian
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regime where they see everything that's happening in front of
people's faces at all times and like record everything. This
is coming around the perfect time. Yeah, just with facial
recognition software.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I was reading this article where hackers using AI to
unmasked ICE agents, and they were saying, like, if you
have around thirty five ish percent percent of your face visible,
they're able to figure it out.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Number to keep in mind if you're trying to feels
like it was developed by misogynists on TikTok first, you
know what I mean, Like something where they're like, let's
see what's under those do you remember, Like yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Yeah, implied nudity kind of thing. It's like I can
tell what it's like under there.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah, really experience, we're going to release our creeps on
ICE agents.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
I can see what's under your Yeah, you got a
really stick upper lip.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
It's like, no, it's a mustache, idiot, right right, right,
that's not perfect, but anyway, Yeah, a eyeglasses, they're here.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Eyeglasses coming from Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
You've got to stop doing like Google and you keep
trying to do this and it's not.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
These are good the good ones. They partnered with ray Ban,
which I do. I have seen this more places than
any of the past glasses, I think, yeah, and that
means I've seen them being worn by one person.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
You four eyes is now going to be like an
anti fascist battle cry each ship four eyes.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Maybe so these are AI sunglasses. Uh, and they're they
just released part two the redesign and as we I
think we discussed when like we got a first look
last week. They look like shit, yeah, this is.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
When Zuckerberg was like, anyone who doesn't have these will
be at a cognitive disadvantage in the future. I think
was the fucking line he said. It's like, yeah, a cog.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
They looked so much worse than I thought.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
You're cognitive disadvantage if you use Facebook regularly.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Okay, So like being like you know how people had
like the fake glasses and that was like a style.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Oh yeah, like the peak hipster era.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Yeah, it's like that. But wait, like.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
You look like specs from or I'm sorry, yeah no,
was it his name in the Sandlot?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
I think, yeah, what's his name? The most on like
the most suit? Yeah, yeah, very squints very revenge.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Somebody said you look like a moth last week, which
I thought was pretty Oh yeah, I think Ben Collins
said he looked like a moth.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Wait, that's actually cute. Don't use that.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
But again, like the first iteration was successful, like in
that they were affordable enough for people to like want
to try him out, and the show it was just
like extra thick wayfares with a little camera in between
your eyes is basically what they looked like. But now
this version, and also they don't immediately they didn't immediately
scream please rob me, I'm not built for any kind
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of smoke. But these ones, these ones, maybe it says,
please rob me, I'm not built for any kind of smoke.
Go ahead, Yeah, but you have.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
To give me a weggie. I gave myself one this morning,
so we're cool here, right.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Yeah. People are saying like there's like this neural band
that you wear alongside it that is kind of like
an interesting bit of tech. So like it's augmented reality.
So there's like a screen built into like the right lens,
so you can like do gestures with your hand that
like reads your electrical impulses or some ship, and that's
how you control some of the ship in it. But again,
that's fine when you describe it like that. We got
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to see this shit work in action, and I think
a lot of people pointed out, like Mark Zuckerberg's Zuckerberg's
whole like ethos is like just fucking fail as fast,
just move fast and break shit or whatever that fucking
mantra is. And it felt like this ethos was on
full display at this launch event. I just want to
we'll just we'll just share a couple clips over at
aftermath dot site. They put together some highlights. Yeah, of
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the really just just the disaster of Mark Zuckerberg trying
to fucking show the power of these glasses. I will just.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Say, like as a preamble when the iPhone, like one
of the most famous version of one of these where
somebody's revealing some new tech is when Steve Job's first
show off the iPhone and he that like the iPhone
didn't even work yet. It was like stagecraft and like
the they faked an iPhone that could work because they
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knew the limits of the technology. So I just I
think that's an important piece of content here. Steve Job
good at this, and he made it seem like it
was gonna be cool, even though they didn't have a
working model yet.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
It was funny that we're both rooting for you should
allied and fucking gas lit everybody about how it works.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Like that is all of a sudden, Elizabeth Holmes is
hosting this podcast. I'm like, what that.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Is your job?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
CEO?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Yeah, sell, sell the product. Here here is Mark Zuckerberg
being like, obviously this shit is so rigidly scripted, and
he's trying to be like.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Let's maybe like make a rest or where he tries
to act like he's coming up with the idea real.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Uh yeah, so I don't know, let's uh talk to you.
I don't know. He's talking about the Live AI so
like in real time, you're integrating AI with the lenses
to help you do a task like maybe cook something.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
One of the major technology challenges that we're still working through,
but today you can use live AI for about an
hour or two straight. So to get a feeling for
what this is, like, let's cut to chef jack Mancuso,
who's coming to us live from a kitchen on Meta's
campus preparing for the after party.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
How's it going, Chef? All right? For the after party.
What do you think?
Speaker 5 (32:41):
Maybe let's make don't know what we make, maybe like
a steak sauce, maybe inspire type thing, you know, just.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
To show what based only read that are preset in
front of you.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
Select I've made before, so I could definitely use the help. Hey,
metas start live?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Ai okay, so he has a chef, get involved and
starting right?
Speaker 3 (32:59):
AI sick. This guy seems very nervous here.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
With soy sauce and other ingredients.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
How can I help?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (33:06):
Can you help me make a Korean inspired steak sauce
for my steak sandwich?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Here?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
You can make a Korean inspired steak sauce using soy sauce, SESAMELI.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
What do I do first? Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Okay, okay, interrupting a woman, rude?
Speaker 6 (33:21):
What do I do first?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
You've already combined the base ingredients, so now great a
pair to add to the sauce?
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Uh huh?
Speaker 6 (33:30):
What he first?
Speaker 3 (33:32):
He's panicking?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
This is so funny.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Find the base ingredients so now great, the pair and
gently combine it with the bass sauce.
Speaker 6 (33:39):
All right, I think the Wi fi might be messed up. Sorry,
back to.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
It might be this this has the energy plug and
unplug it This is the energy of like a school
project being done by like the football.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Team or something. I think the I think the Wi
FI is messed up.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Back to you, dog, this is ray J saying his
are indestructible.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yeah, go ahead, speedy break them. Really, I don't care.
What does it feel like?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
He was an asshole to the AI He was like
all right, like interrupted her, and then she went silent
at first, and then came back and was like, well,
it looks like you've already done that part, but it's.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Because it's so rigidly scripted. He knew he had to
do a sequence like what do I do first? And
then when the ship went rogue, he didn't know. Like again,
it's clearly was beginning the recipe. He could have just
been like, okay, can you repeat that? And then it
was a more coherents of AI is.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
It's teaching people how not to be human and how
not to be creative. Problem solved kind of really did
demo it accurately.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
I'm going to starve. I'm gonna die here.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I mean, I don't know if his It sounds like
he's just a chef they brought along for the ride.
But certain heads will roll I have to imagine, Oh, yeah,
they fucked at a big time. I also like this
is a pre selected query that they're giving them just
every fucking time with AI, because like, I just want
to put this in the proud tradition of Google advertising
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their AI by being like this illiterate cal farmer uses
uses our AI to like research facts for his cheese labels.
And they put in the ad that went up on
the fucking super Bowl. I think they edited it last
second so it didn't go live on the super Bowl,
but it was the one that like was their super
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Bowl at like put a fact in it that was
so obviously wrong. It was like it said, Guda is
the most the planet, is responsible for sixty percent of
cheese consumption on the planet. Like just so obviously wrong,
a prescripted thing, and they can't not.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Have a AI fuck up so badly.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
It's just wild to me that this is what the
entire US on me is like teetering on this folk
room point of like AI's got to be it, man, Yeah,
I feel like a more reliable than AI. And now
we're gonna cut to a chimpanzee who's gonna do a
fun little trick.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I mean, the show at Universal Studios does pretty well.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Okay, yeah, those birds they're well trained. The birds are
well trained. But he goes on to to do just like,
all right, well that didn't go great. But here's the
other thing you can do. We can do great WhatsApp
video calls with these glasses.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Again, Mark cuts him on. Looks like he's wearing literal
groud show glasses. Like he looks like the joke groud
show glasses.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
So it cuts to him.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
He looks like he's wearing the ground show glasses. Like
they're so thick and just like not don't really fit
his head, like don't blend in with like normal glasses
in any way.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
They're so thick, Like they're so thick.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
And big and popping off his face.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Usually that's a anyway, this is this, So this is
him just trying to do a simple fucking video call
with these revolutionary glasses.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
All right, So I think our call will be coming
in any moment.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Now, what's up?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Video call?
Speaker 3 (37:12):
There we go, Oh, okay, pick it up, Mark, Let's
see what happened. So he's got this band on his
wrists him to open it. Maybe Boz can try calling
me again.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
And he's just standing there frozen.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
All right, I got a missed video call. Okay, there's
not the actual video call, all right, I'm just gonna
pick that up with my uh, with.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
My neural band. Okay, then do it. Come on, dickhead,
what's going on? Says uh, get up? Get up? This
is I don't know, you know it happens.
Speaker 5 (37:49):
Yeah's what do you think? Let's just go ahead and.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
All this technology. He's never learned how to be a
normal human being.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
No, because he's outsourcing tech.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
This is not We're not like replaying this.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
This is a this is a minute crazy.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Really, he's standing there and trying to phone call on
this piece of technology.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I wish Silicon Valley was still on.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
I mean, it is it is. This is it like
it's at the front of our eyes. This is still
the video all right? And she has said he hasn't
said a sentence yet.
Speaker 5 (38:26):
We're gonna boss come out here, and we're just gonna
go to the next thing I wanted to show and
hope that will work, all right.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
And then his captive audience has no choice but to
applaud this abject of public failure.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Is that audience, like the tech workers because usually they
like do it to like their employees. It's like and
then they're forced to applaud their dear leader.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, this is this is like, dude, we're here with you, man,
and we love you every step.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Did I pass evaluation?
Speaker 1 (39:00):
The whole time he's just sitting there going and I
don't know a better job?
Speaker 3 (39:08):
What do you think? Yeah, the chef at least knew when.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
To just be like people hate people hate Wi Fi
and that's always a problem.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
I guess the Wi Fi fucked up. But what I
fucking claim to make when you are on one of
the most technologically advanced facilities on Earth, the Meta Campus,
and you're like, the fucking I think the Wi Fi
fucking sucks.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Like yeah, he's like, Starlink needs to be here now,
heads will row.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
There was another part. There was another feature, because they're
talking about like eventually this will do like translation and
things like that. But this one other feature it's called
conversation Focus, and he this one he cuts to like
a pre produced commercial.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
For say it normal, like conversation Focus.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
I know, but again it's like it seems like to
our new conversation Focus application, It's like, what does that mean?
It's like, you know, like you're ignoring your friends while
they're talking to you. This one helps like amplify the
sound to your head so you're less distracted. This commercial
is so fucking weird with like it looks like a
joke sketch from twenty twelve about hipsters like these are
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the most hyper fashionable people. They're like I think they're
probably doing that to be like see they're wearing it
and they're fucking they're hip. But anyway, here's a conversation
focus thing that again, I'm not sure how this helps anyone.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Him.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Hello, how are you got the renaissance vibes going on?
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Very check? Oh my god, a couple of minutes. Nice,
I need your advice.
Speaker 6 (40:39):
Every time I get my picture taken, I feel like
I'm not feeling normal.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
It's time. I want to feel like just a regular
person when I'm one. Check Jack. Once the amount of
start conversation focused starting, so it started the guys like, hey,
I don't take pictures? Good? Can you help me? This
guy's just looking around me and being like whoa.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
This is like I can't think of anything I'd rather
be doing well than talk to this dip ship that.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Martin Zuckerberg has invented technology to deal with all of
his anti social behavior. He's like, this is what everyone feels,
right when you want to kill the planet and not
talk to people.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Hey, Jack, let me stop you right there. I shut
the fuck up for a second. Conversation. Focus.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Can you give me a technology technological edge so I
can listen to the boring ship coming out of this
guy's without drifting off?
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Friend? Okay, go ahead, all right, I do.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
You just want to hear the conversation.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
Conversation now? Focus?
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Conversation? Focus?
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Okay, go on. The camera comes up.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
I start to have this like serious steering headlin.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Yeah, how do I be like more normal? Man? How
do I mean more? I mean? I can't be more normal?
I think Mark Zuckerberg wrote, how do I be more normal?
Speaker 2 (41:53):
How do I be human like? Behavior?
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Because you have, like to a lunch meeting like with
this person, and the guy goes, hey, I need to
talk to you about something. I'm having trouble taking pictures.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
This is the problems. How do I gives chips?
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Though? Okay, this is how you look normal? Natural? Like
gat my picture taken. Sometimes I play around with something
like your collar fits your sleeve a little bit. I
mean it's like sort of a like nobody's around, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
The server said, ready, oh, the server said it was
time for you to eat. But how are you gonna
notice when you're in fucking conversation? Focus enders onto the
fucking world, man with these but it.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Sounds like the worst, like when you're trying to clear
like when you're trying to edit a video and like
you're like not noise filter whatever, and then it sounds
all like robotic, and we.
Speaker 7 (42:38):
Yeah, yeah, it was like it's okay, Wow, he's trying
to turn everyone's voices into robots because that's the only
thing he feels comfortable with as friends like this.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Use case example is that you're face to face with
your friend and you need the glasses to amplify the
sound of their voice into your ears. I get if
you have some kind of hearing impairment or something, maybe
that's that that's something, but this seemingly just like you know,
when you're you meet up with the homie and you
gotta your fucking two feet in front of them, but
you still need to have the fucking sound pumped into
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your head from your sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
Like, do you know when you need a robot to translate?
Because that's the only thing you feel safe with.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
Right right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Imagine your friend being like, sorry, man, I can't hear
a single word coming out of your boring mouth or
in your conversation focus.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
What if?
Speaker 2 (43:27):
But then also what if you were doing that with
everyone and then you don't do it with the next
person in Knox team.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Conversation? Focus off anything? Can't promise you anything? What a
weird world? Meta? Is this fucker still blabbing ude loud?
Speaker 2 (43:49):
So Brian, kill Focus? Can you try to kill Focus?
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Just kill myself?
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Jesus Right, Brian the editor is our uh you know,
tech innovator on our team, and he he's said, he
was like the band is cool because you know you'll
be able to and he already has sunglasses that have
like heads up display built into them.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
But he literally said I use him as TV though. Yeah,
I use it as like a TV movie theater on
my head. I will just say.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
He then put them on for us and immediately and
he was like, I just like wear these on the
plane and like watch stuff there instead of like having
to hold my phone. I was like, you look so blind.
Right now because they were like so black, so opaque,
and he's then like showing us what he does on
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the plane, and he's just like staring in the middle
distance with sunglasses on.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Inside.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
It's like you're it's like raw dogging the plane.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
But that's how you cheat. Yeah, Like he.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Didn't or Ring have like controversy recently about I don't
know if it was like Day or something where they
were like bad Evil Company, I can't remember, but I'm like,
this band is probably gonna do worset shit, given like
Zuckerberg's politics.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Oh yeah, just you're wearing a surveillance camera on your head. Yeah,
best case scenario for them. Everybody's going to be walking
around looking like a blind person. Like it's the same
way that AirPods made it hard to tell who is
like talking to themselves, and you know, now it'll be
difficult to tell if people can they sign up or
(45:30):
a Ring signed a contract with the Department of Defense.
That's what it was.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Oh good, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm glad I've got mine
all right now.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Yep yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Yeah, who knows, who knows?
They don't need my medical data?
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Maybe they do Yeah, it's going to be a point
when they turn me into a robot soldier RoboCop style.
I think they're I think they're gonna need my data.
Hell yeah, let's take a quick break and we'll be
right back.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
We'll be right back, and.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
We're back, and we do just want to check in
with Cattel real quick.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
Okay. I want to know what eye drops he uses,
because like it's got to be like top notched, do
you know what I mean? Like, there's no way his
eyes are not drying out.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
Some people also said it could be like hyper thyroidism. Also,
there's a there was someone on ninety Day Fiance who
has always had that shocked look and then like someone
was like, he maybe I think he has hyperthyroidism, and
the guy checked it. I was like, oh my god,
thanks for telling.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
You, Oh, undiagnosed hypert you still need Like, but did.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
You do that dry out your eyes?
Speaker 3 (46:44):
It could be that or could truly just be him
being constantly in a deer caught in the headlights moment,
like I don't know what that fighter flight thing.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Seemed prepared for this moment, any of the moments where
he sat down and testified in front of Congress and
was questioned about his handling of the aftermath of the
Charlie Kirk assassination, and.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Yeah, like where did he put the like, you know,
the gun and.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
According to the text, according to the text, he had
to reassemble it in the forest or whatever. That's right.
That's god, that's a whole other thing. So today was
about that Epsteain files. Or sorry, Wednesday was about the
Epstein files.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Hey, hey, when you're living in this America, every day
is about the Epstein files.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
True, I mean, that's lest we forget, don't forget. So anyways,
they asked him questions and he gave us a classic
seminar and how to deflect and you know, look guilty
as hell. Yeah, not the best, not as.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
Super straightforward questions right about accountability? Eric Swallwell, the congressman
is like, okay, so did you ever tell the Attorney
General Pam Bondi that Trump's name is in the Epstein files?
And he just will not answer straightforward. It's just so strange.
He's just like, did you tell her this? This is
(48:03):
him very cool, you sound like a baby. Yeah, simple question.
Speaker 8 (48:08):
Did you tell the Attorney general that the president's name
is in the Stein files.
Speaker 9 (48:12):
During many conversations that the Attorney General and I have
had on the matter of Epstein, we have reviewed.
Speaker 8 (48:18):
The question is simple, tell the Attorney General that Donald
Trump's name is in the Stein files?
Speaker 3 (48:25):
Yes or no?
Speaker 9 (48:26):
Why don't you try spelling it out direct the alphabet
yes or no? No, ABC, Director, I.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
Don't want to tell us.
Speaker 8 (48:34):
Did you tell the Attorney General that Donald Trump's name
was in the Epstein files.
Speaker 9 (48:37):
Why don't you try serving your constituency.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
In this country anyway?
Speaker 2 (48:44):
So that he goes he really thinks he's going to
have like a moment, Like that's him being like like
as soon as the person slowed down, as soon as
Eric Wall will slow down, he was like, oh yeah,
this is going to be my viral moment.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
And he was the same. He did the same thing
to Adam Shift too, when he the thing where he's like,
you're a disc Like he just kept asking questions like, well,
you're a disgrace and your constituents.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Well, I'm rubber and your glue.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
Just it's weird that every time we ask that specific question,
you kind of start yelling at us and like changing
the subject or like doing baby insults, like.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Rings instead of going to therapy, right right, this little defensive.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
Boddy by the By the end, cash Ho tells like
the question was asked and it was answered. He's like, no,
it wasn't. You're being evasive, and then Swallow just goes, okay,
we'll take your evasiveness as a consciousness of guilt.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
And he's like, asking the answered is like, that is
the equivalent of saying objection your honor sustained.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
Because it's like a thing.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Yeah, He's just he's quoting a thing that judges say
in the court of law, like asking it answered, but
like in his own thing, and it doesn't apply. Okay, well, uh,
subjection your honor sustained?
Speaker 3 (49:53):
What what? That's not how this works? You dipshit. So
then Swallow keeps going and he's like, okay, well then
how many times is Trump's name in the Epstein files?
Is it like a thousand? And He's like, I don't know,
and so so then Eric Smallow kind of starts catching it,
gets catches them slipping up with just a simple as
like well, how many times is it? I'm going to
just assume it's a thousand? And this is where this
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whole exchange kicks.
Speaker 8 (50:15):
Off characterize the numbers however you want it, claiming my time, director,
It sounds like if you don't know the number, it
could at least be a thousand times, which is not me.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
It's not Is it at least five hundred times?
Speaker 1 (50:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (50:26):
Is at least one hundred times?
Speaker 7 (50:27):
No?
Speaker 8 (50:27):
Then what's the number?
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Number?
Speaker 3 (50:29):
It's not that.
Speaker 8 (50:30):
Do you think it might be your job to know
the number?
Speaker 9 (50:33):
My job is to provide the safety and security of
this country. My job is not to engage in politically lendo.
So you can go out to the sticks and get
your twenty second hit and your fundraising time to keep going.
Reclaiming your time because the people of California are being
underserved by your representation.
Speaker 8 (50:49):
Is not implicated. Why not release everything that involves.
Speaker 9 (50:52):
We have released everything the president in anyone else's side
that is credible and lawfully be able to be released.
Your fixed on this matter and basis accusations that I'm
hiding is disgusting. Anyone that says that needs to look
at the stats alone and go back to the state
of California.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Who's receiving anyway there he goes, he just keeps going
on hiding child pedophiles yeah, yeah, I think he was
getting to push a t dish track the story of
Adidon mixed up you are hiding a child pedophiles.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
That was really clever, Miles, very quick, very clever.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
You know, got to bring up push a team whenever
start a podcast and the Drake from five years ago
or nine year six years ago at this point, and
then there's finally Jasmine Crockett comes through.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Jizz Okay, wait, can I say something about Jasmine Crockett. Yes,
I love these moments. I think they're fun. I wish
her policy would extend beyond having Oh.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
Yeah, she's just a hot, hot bite, you know artist,
and it's really frustrating.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
I'm like that one moment with Marjorie Tail, like the
butch body went viral and then she was like I'm
just gonna do this forever, and it's like, fucking do something,
do more.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Yeah. It's also funny to see her her style become
more and more like sort of ostentatious too, because in
this clip she's got fucking shoulder pads and like, oh
my god, this is shit. I'm like, okay, the glow
up is looking real.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
Tazment literally like how do I look more prominent on TikTok.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
How do I do this? Look? And this is again
I just this is her just being like, you're the
technically you're actually just the least qualified FBI director. This
is basically her being like, you suck shit and you
should leave.
Speaker 10 (52:31):
Because I did have to make sure that I wasn't
going crazy. But when I say that you are the
least qualified FBI director in the history of the FBI,
that is real because you are the only one that
never even served with the FBI prior to joining. Yet
we are supposed to believe that you are the greatest
thing since slices bread. I didn't ask you a question. Now,
(52:54):
what I want to go through is to talk about
why you are a failure and why honestly, we just
need to tell you bye bye.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
That is so funny. I'm sorry that is She.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
Is really good at that, but like Jesus, yeah exactly,
But that's all we get, Like these are the crumbs
that any person who doesn't like what's happening in this
country has to live off of. Is like, well, they're
rhetorically saying things.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
Yeah. Also, it's just so funny to be told you're
like a failure at your job at work on TV
in front of everyone, and you're not like if you
push back, they reclaim their time. Like it's so funny. Yeah,
he's like I feel like, I know, like the exact
(53:40):
type of Indian man, this insecure Indian man. This is
I feel like, Yeah, I've seen it so many times,
and it's like you can tell he's trying to like
amp himself up to like have a funny retort or something,
but he just looks so weak. He looks so like defeated.
Speaker 3 (53:59):
You know it's because you know he's he's already fighting
from the wrong side, and he's just like it sucks
because everyone knows this reeks of a cover up, and
he's trying to be calm about it and not like
I think he's trying to put aside in his brain.
That's like I'm part of the cover up.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
A few years ago, I was writing AI children's books
and podcasting like let me just promote Casper please.
Speaker 3 (54:22):
Now this lady with the pearls on is fucking coast
grilling me. Yeah, it's probably worse for him than he
even realizes, because like, yeah, I mean, he's definitely going
to be used as a fall guy. Here right when
you guys they're warming up. I mean, and this performance
only puts more attention on it because he looked so evasive. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
Well, Paula By, it's been such a pleasure having you
on the daily.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (54:46):
Oh my goodness, where can people find you? Follow you? Have?
I heard?
Speaker 1 (54:51):
Tell that Fashal Recognition Comedy is coming up tonight.
Speaker 2 (54:54):
This night, this Friday evening, ten pm at the Comedy Store.
If you haven't Ben, what the fuck are you waiting for?
Okay with you, We're we're propelling into fascism. They're not
gonna let brown people have the mic in like three weeks.
Just come through tonight, pack it out, okay, and it'll
be a party.
Speaker 3 (55:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
The only rap song that we'll be able to listen
to in three weeks House of Pins jump Around.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
Yeah, they're like, yeah, jump Around is really in line
with our politics for some reason.
Speaker 3 (55:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
And then I'm at Paulo Viganalen everywhere p A L
A v I g U N Alien. I have a
foster cat that I posted about if anybody wants to
adopt a cat. He's really sweet and he gets along
with dogs, So there's that nice.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
Yeah, you got to use your net where do they
hit you?
Speaker 2 (55:46):
Hit me up on Instagram and don't like fake hit
me up. They'll be like, I want to Like, now
you're talking to me, I'm I'm going to force you
to adopt a cat.
Speaker 3 (55:54):
If you talk. Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
Don't do that.
Speaker 3 (56:00):
Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying
fucking Tanahisi Coad's Vanity Fair article?
Speaker 2 (56:06):
Yeah, I know, but I just like he is. His
is insane, like his incisive delivery that is also poetic
at the same time, is like, I'm so glad he's
(56:26):
a writer who is on my side politically, and I'm
so I view him as like someone whose ability to
evolve is should be lauded. And you know, people who
had the correct opinions from the beginning also great. But
I do think that having examples of people who can
(56:47):
change their minds without losing grace is really important. But
oh my god, like this man can fucking write, dude.
I'm just just the talent is jumping off the page. Incredible,
and I love that we have someone other than Ezracline
writing about this.
Speaker 3 (57:09):
You know that was gonna be my work of media.
Speaker 1 (57:11):
I was gonna write people check out Ezracline's cool column.
Speaker 2 (57:15):
Ezracline.
Speaker 3 (57:17):
In many ways, I envy the movement that he built.
Speaker 2 (57:19):
Oh oh yeah, He's like, yeah, it's abundance. We need
more movements.
Speaker 3 (57:25):
Mainly what we need.
Speaker 2 (57:26):
Deregulation of hate speech.
Speaker 1 (57:28):
Deregulation miles ah, Where can people find you?
Speaker 3 (57:34):
Man will find you? Is there work media you've been enjoying?
Oh me? Oh yes, you can find me at miles
of gray fucking everywhere, and you can find me time
aout ninety day fiance with Sophia Alexandra on four twenty
day fiance.
Speaker 1 (57:53):
Yes, yes, twenty now I've heard everything.
Speaker 3 (57:56):
Yeah, you've heard it all. It's a clever name. Guys.
Let's see a work of media. I like, no, there's
nothing really, but I have witnessed on the internet recently
that brings me much pleasure. Uh so I've no just
just y'all, y'all. Do you. I'll say that that's my
work of media, y'all? Do you.
Speaker 2 (58:13):
Everyone's sit in a quiet room, raw dog without the
metaglasses and just think, think thoughts.
Speaker 3 (58:19):
Think thoughts, stay present, know that in this moment you're okay.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Yeah, Let's see if I can find one goddamn thing.
Speaker 2 (58:28):
Jack's like, fuck that, here's a piece of media.
Speaker 1 (58:30):
I like, no, that's all stuff about the fucking fascist takeover.
Speaker 2 (58:37):
This is the moments where we need Dancing with the
stars to launder this terrifying presentment.
Speaker 1 (58:45):
That's true, that's the main thing we need. Let's see.
Speaker 3 (58:49):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (58:49):
Speaking of Cash Battell, I likeding in headline desperate Cash
Fattel asks shooters family if they can solve any other cases.
Speaker 2 (58:57):
That was so funny, that were so good.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
Harrison Wine reb just a non sequitor, tweeted, even if
Dracula existed, it wouldn't be that big of a problem.
Speaker 3 (59:07):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (59:09):
Just a Dracula.
Speaker 3 (59:11):
Geez, guys just.
Speaker 1 (59:13):
Going around spreading eternal life.
Speaker 2 (59:16):
I think it's our problem because we're like horny for vampires.
So we're like, well, he would seduce me. It's like,
you just want to fuck a vampire, dude.
Speaker 1 (59:25):
The one problem with me is Dracula would want to
fuck me so bad.
Speaker 3 (59:30):
Yeah, he's gonna dude.
Speaker 2 (59:32):
It's an analog for the queer community. They're like, well,
what if he hits on me?
Speaker 3 (59:37):
What about that?
Speaker 2 (59:38):
I'm his type type B.
Speaker 1 (59:43):
You can find me on Twitter at Jack Undersquore, bron
Blue skyjack o B the number one.
Speaker 3 (59:49):
You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at
Daily Zeickeeist. We're at the Daily.
Speaker 1 (59:52):
Zeikeist on Instagram. You can go to the description of
this episode wherever you're listening to it, and there at
the bottom you will find the footnotes. When are we
link off to the information that we talked about, We'll
link off to the Tan of Hussey Coats article. We
also link off to a song that we think you
might enjoy. Hey, Miles, is there a song that you
think that people might enjoy?
Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Yeah, this is a nice, like little peaceful track by
the artist world Brain. The track is called minute Papion
and just like a fun it feels kind of like
some like six seventies basa Nova type shit, but like
the vocalist is singing French and it's very like it's
just nice and vibe, you know what I mean. So
(01:00:33):
it'll it feels not like where we are now. I
think that's the best part about this song. You put
it on, it will take you out of where you are.
So Minute Papillon by World Brain.
Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
All right, we will link off to that in the
footnote for Daily Guys does a production of iHeartRadio. For
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Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
That is going to do it for us this week.
Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
We are back tomorrow with a you know, the Weekly
Zite Geist with the greatest hits from this week's episode,
and also back on Monday morning to tell you what
was trending over the weekend and.
Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Doesn't pull you for all of your comments.
Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
It's you never know.
Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
We we we've decided that we think we're too second
rate and small time. We're the opposite of too big
to fail. We're actually too small to exactly. That's what
we're counting on, is that they're just like, I don't know,
they'll definitely they're bigger, so like they'll cancel fucking Crooked
(01:01:41):
Media or something.
Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Before they cancel on, we'll get rid of MSNBC or something.
Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Yeah, that's the kind of ship that they're going for.
Speaker 10 (01:01:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Anyways, Uh, I hope everybody has a safe weekend and
we'll talk to y'all on Monday.
Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Bye bye bye by The Daily Zite Guys is executive
produced by Catherine Long, co produced by Bae Wang, co
produced by Victor Wright, co written by J M McNabb,
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