December 30, 2025 • 56 mins
In this special holiday episode, Jack and Miles are joined by Bryan, The Editor to discuss the top 15 stories of 2025!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this special year end
episode of Ally's Geist.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I was gonna do an ad lib there.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I was trying to think of what was a like
a year end thing, but I didn't know how to do.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
All old, all acquaint and be for you know the words?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
No one knows the words?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
How do you know the words for all the part?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Anyone knows?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I don't even know that part. I don't think that's right.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
It's something something acquaintance.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
But you forgot out of me? What he said? All
but what but we broke acquaintance be forgot? Let's see
is that the lyric? Should old acquaintance be forgot? All acquaintance?
Ship all? I don't know ship all? About the song?
And what is an old lay zion? I know we must.
(00:50):
Let's just admit this song's trash doo dooo what it's
It's a Scottish song. Uh yeah. It's often heard at
funerals and graduations. See it.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Probably it had more meaning before Americas just started screaming
a drunk.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
It makes a lot more sense at funerals.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh. This song poses a rhetorical question, is it right
for old times to be forgotten? The answer is generally
interpreted as a call to remember long standing friendships.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
All right, so don't know what an old lady sweet
way to say goodbye to the year and hold out
to the new year. Oh, the war crimes we forgot? Hey, hey, hey, hey,
we we're against those now. We're against those now who
did them? Don't worry about it? What party are the
context matters? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
This is a podcast where you take a deep dive
into america shared consciousness and for the end of the year,
we like to dive into the year that was and
ask the question for should.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
All old acquaintance be forgot? When those acquaintance are news
stories that tortured our soul. My name is Jack O'Brien
and I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my
co host, mister Miles. Yes, yes, thank you so much,
Thank you so much. I am still in a bathrobe.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I considered recording this laying down to give people the
energy as the energy that you will.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
You can you can't. I can't hear that. You can
hear what I'm laying out, you can tell you I
can hear when when. When Jack is reading a really
brutal story, he starts clutching his face and hand, just like,
oh God, God, God.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
What definitely here that you be laying down?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, it's this okay, lay down challenge. We'll see if
you hear me next time.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
The sea on the side of my face. We're joined
by the man behind the zoom chat from parts unknown.
He's been called the Silent Majority. What a weird nickname
to give yourself.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Right, having an off day that day, you don't have
to call me. I won't quit, I won't quit, don't
quit quick making threats.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
And stop, won't stop? All right? So this is where
we are counting down the top fifteen stories of the year.
Fifteen through eleven. A bunch of fucking bangers. Yeah, dude.
We got the Gorilla Verse Man Gorillas Verse Man yep.
That was eleven. We got My Name is Chad? That
was You're going all out order? That was thirteen. We
(03:21):
got the Sandwich Assassin that was fourteen. We got La
Boo Boo fifty and twelve the widow Our Did we
do that? Did we do it in that order? Anyways? No? No? Yeah?
So this is this is where we count down the
top stories of the year. How are we ranking them?
Are they the best stories, our favorite, yeah sure, bringing
(03:42):
them by annoyance.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
We ranked them in a similar methodology to how FIFA
gives out the Peace Award, and that you won't really know,
and it's kind of us and our It's.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Like, you know, time man of the Year, where people
are like, do they like Hitler? It's like, I don't know,
is just the man of the year. A lot of
people are talking about this Hitler. Humh Yeah, people gotta
say number one, number one with a bullet. No, these
are just the stories that gave us the most joy
or pain one of the two. Not so not. We
(04:16):
we tried to. We did say, like in the last episode,
we tried to in Pain, Sunshine and Rain singer too much.
I think we wanted to avoid the real, real heavy ship.
Yeah yeah, I said so much sundowning. Oh yeah, the sun.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Down and pain, Trump Sundown and Rain.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Okay, all right, and we might get to that in
this in this countdoxt this very episode. It's it's entirely possible.
Although I think Brian was talking about me when you
talked about Sundown.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
No, this is just this the sundown episode, the.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Sundown it is this does always feel like the part
the time the year, because we're doing three days at
this point, no longer the two, which we said too
few recordings. We're adding a third recording every day. And
you may notice that at this time of year, words
start getting left out, words start getting added in our limit. Huh. Yeah,
(05:20):
we're a little bit more incoherent. So if you ever
wanted to know what it was like to hear us
record drunk, this is like, you know, it's.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Like recalling all all of this ship that happened over
the We're.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Old story, it happened this year.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah, because so much boofy shit happens.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
In a year. And I'm going to say, we've been
going back through these, I've been like, okay, and this
one I think happened in back in February, and then
you go back and it's like September. Yeah, so there
might be a bunch of stories we're leaving out from
the beginning of the year. But guess what. That's what
time does. Time's the best editor. It cuts out all
the riff raft. So we got a couple of bankers
(06:01):
bangars from the early part of the year. I think
our number one is from the early part of the year. Yeah,
but yeah, a lot of more recent ones. We're gonna
start off with an honorable Menshi didn't make the Top fifteen.
Just just the keep trying, keep trying though the team.
The selection committee was like, god, love, we'd love to
include them, love to include Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey
(06:26):
in our top fifteen. Yeah, superducer Victor is demanding a recount. Okay,
well he just broke a window with the fuck Victor
settled in. Yeah, that's your own house, dude, I gotta
pay for that. This was big news when Taylor Swift
announced her engagement to human Oak Tree Travis Kelcey, and
(06:48):
people were, you know, mad and happy for the various
reasons that people get mad and happy about every Taylor
Swift piece of news. My main thing with this one
was the way that the right respond to this immediately
being like, oh, he's gonna put a baby in her Yeah.
Ben Shah Ben Shapiro, in his everlasting quest to like
(07:12):
have mainstream cultural relevancy, couldn't get that FYC, couldn't get
that four year consideration campaign to give him a nomination
for the Golden Globes, despite wearing very cool sunglasses at
the end of the year wage jacket. Jacket. Yeah, he said,
this is on ironically an excellent thing. Oh god, I
hope many other single people follow their example. And then
(07:32):
Charlie Kirk back to date this one a little bit, okay,
founder of Turning Point USA, said he hoped Swift and
Kelsey have lots of kids and end up very happy.
I hope you end up very happy. Who says? I
hope you end up happy like Taylor Swift might go
from a cat lady to a JD Vance supporter, and
we should celebrate that. We should have more children than
(07:55):
she has houses, or she should have more children than
she has houses. Okay. He implored her to reject feminism, adding,
submit to your husband, Taylor, you are not in charge,
oh boy.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
And yet look at them no, nowhere, nowhere near pregnant gregnant?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, what's wrong? You are keeping close tabs on that month?
I am, I do? They haven't been married yet, they're
not together as man and wife.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
You're trying, then you're not really about that ship then, dude, right,
you should be having a baby out of wedlock.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Dude, I don't know what, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure,
you should just be singing songs. I would actually not
be surprised if they haven't had sex, because that album
that she released where she has like songs about how
good his penises, Yeah, how that would work? How just
like heroic and wonderful his penises like that? That's so horny.
(08:52):
It's almost like, I don't know, I think this is
the benefit of a long distance relationship. Maybe is that
she's just.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Like are do people blame her for the Chiefs not
doing well this season? Like has that boomerang come.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Around well last season? Like better than they had any
right doing last season? I feel like people probably can't
quite blame them. I think did they win a championship
with her in the picture? I forget like when they
got together, But I don't even know. I wish anyways,
they are having a tough they're having a tough go
(09:26):
of it more we feel very sorry for them. But yeah,
I just it's wild that the right is so hungry
for a like media win and media relevancy that they
are trying to draft Taylor Swift's unborn children onto their team.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
They to yeah, yeah, it doesn't feel very racial draft
like any other rich white children running around.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, but they're not.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Fucking cool like if Sydney Sweeney hooked or something Apple
Apple Martin, Apple Martin, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
No, dude, she's she's like all already and ship yeah
shake her.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Debut and Antifa. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
What was your what was your dream? Your wish? Casting
for the right, it was sweet like Chuck late L
or some UFC fighter. They'd be like, yes, exactly.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
She's just pregnant with a black eye all the time,
the baby blacky.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Everyone, I don't know what.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like that's what they want.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Genetic. Yeah, all right, onto the actual number ten on
our list, and we're cracking the top ten. Hold onto
your butts, folks, because it is Pete Haig Seth. In
a few short months, maybe even one month, went from
calling all the generals together for what a lot of
people were worried was going to be, like we're starting
(10:50):
World War three, boys, we're taking it back. It's retro.
It's cool, we're going to do it, and instead he
just like gave a long rambling speech. Actually it was
like it wasn't rambling. I shouldn't say that. It was
a long, very practice speech, including pauses for laughter and
collapse and for like uproarious applause that just were filled
(11:14):
with room tone and silence is like the buzzing of
the av equipment.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Yeah, all the crickets even died.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah, the crickets all killed themselves at the first five
minutes of his speech. And I don't know why I get.
I guess like, when you're kind of drunk and flying
off of whatever he's on, you're not doing a lot
of like what would the audience think? You know, that
pure impulse. And so he's up there giving a speech
(11:43):
about how his audience are all fat fucks, like fat jobs,
and then he's expecting them to be like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
He's definitely like he was middling even when he was enlisted,
you know what I mean, And now I think all
those people like this guy sucks, and now he's dictating
to us the policies are of the Department of War.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
He definitely like yeah. It was always like, there's not
going to.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Be women because they're weak, bro, you know what I mean,
Like they got to get out of here too.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
It's just gonna be bro vers, bro, you know what
I mean. And we can use.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Slurs, we can fucking assault people like violently, you know
what I mean, because that's how we're going to harden
the soldiers. Yeah, it was a very fucking I think
what start off as terrifying because you're like, oh my god,
why is every like you know, a higher up officer
in the military being summoned to one place? Is this
a purge or an announcement of some like crazy military campaign,
(12:37):
And like, oh, it's worse because it's this moron who's
doing a raw ross speech that went absolutely nowhere.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah, but also not quite as bad because it does
seem like everybody fucking hates him and that the kind
of gon is like not you know, not on board.
Depends on what day. He did help with morale though,
when he uh proceeded soon after that to kill a
boat full of people, not the first time that that happened,
(13:04):
and that's.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
No at the bottom of this, people like close to
one hundred people have been killed so far with all
these quote unquote narco terrorist boat strikes.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, they followed a boat and were like those look
like drug people. I know a drug person when I
see it you And from his speech to the Pentacon
you could tell that he's always right about these sorts
of things. And then they shot the boat with a
missile exploded it from front to bad. The whole thing
was a ball of flame, and then there were two
(13:34):
people clinging to debris. And then he ordered that they
go back and kill those people, which was pretty clear
cut war crime.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
And no, that's not what I said. I said kill
them all and don't leave any life. He decided to
go back. I just said kill them all, kill them all.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah, yeah, and then he he proceeded to consolidate his
grass up on all these generals by throwing an admiral
who was taking orders from him completely under the buff
as Miles reference, not a good look.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
What's so disorienting about the boat strike story is just
the inconsistent application of the definition of war crime. Maybe yeah,
just like it is so fucking convenient that it's like, well,
I don't like heg seth. So that's that's any other
war crimes that were committed under our watch. It depends
(14:29):
on if I like the guy or if I can
use it like rhetorically.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Otherwise, you know, fame flexible.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Most of the term narco terrorism because to me, the
biggest narco terrorists are the United States government. Sure, they've
waged so much terrorism on their own people and never
admit it that it was a thing. So that's nice progress.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I mean, we were released some files that kind of
implied that, but I'm not gonna admit it.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah. Wow, it's kind of the gist there.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
But yeah, that's what's always really fucking like every time
I hear that, it's it's really disorienting, and that's a
war crime and that should not happen. And you're like,
please review all of the policies of the United States
if we're being serious here.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, but definitely shouldn't. And yeah, great, welcome to the team. Brother,
glad you're noticing this for the first time. Should apply
across the board. But hey, it is a bit like
people being like, I don't like Donald Trump because he
doesn't even try to get away with it. He just
does the thing and doesn't he not even a good liar. Yeah,
(15:29):
we used to have to try. That's the main thing.
That's my main issue is the decorum.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Oh, it's not the disappearing of people, the what Yeah,
I don't know those people.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I don't know anybody. Yeah, you're bad, guys, know.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
The narco terrorism designation does feel very like those dystopian
sci fi things where like you see like the propaganda
news broadcast and like, and they were part of the
terrorist organization of course, of course.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
And we looked back and I know it seemed like
an innocent wedding party, but we actually went back into
their files. There was a lot of shit, a lot
of weird stuff they were googling. So anyway, we entered
the year in a bit of a not we but
America entered the year with a bit of tech optimism.
(16:18):
You know, I think the majority of people were like,
Elon Musk won the election for Donald Trump, what can't
these guys do? And I feel like we're in a
different place, And it's thanks to some amazing seizing of
the moment from various tech companies. There's obviously the AI
that keeps telling people to kill themselves or that they're
(16:40):
like the secret savior of mankind. When they're like I
think I invented a new math, they're like, you know
what I think you did, sir. Yeah. There was the
Tesla bot kung fu display where it just looked it
looked like a video you would see of like heartwarming
ninety five year old gets his black belt and it's like,
(17:00):
you know, it's not gonna actually look cool, Like the
person looks like they're unsteady on their feet, and that's
what the Tesla one looks like. And it was also
doing practice punches and kicks and stuff that was like
completely in line with the person that they were practicing against,
almost like it was a fucking programmed.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
But it was nonsense and the movements were truly like, Oh,
your uncle got a group on for fucking taekwondo classes. Yeah,
and now at the fucking Christmas dinner, he's gonna show
you a fucking demo that's very You're like, I guess
technically that looks like martial arts, but can we go now,
because it's it's like this thing's gonna kick my ass.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Everything that Elon Musk put out this year was like
the like there. There were also his appearances on Rogan
where he's like, listen to it, say, uh, call your
mama a bitch war just like dying laughing while Joe
Rogan can't even like muster. He tried a fake laugh.
He did it bad. He tried, he tried, He kept
(18:01):
trying to take it back to like damn, Like if
you think about it, though, like that's actually crazy that
it's even saying that right now, like this thing's just
getting better and funnier and better and better. Yeah, the
uh self driving cars running red lights and like freaking
out like a student driver. Do you remember that one?
Were you out there? Yeah? Where there's one who was
like trying to start getting like real shaky as it
(18:22):
came to a red light and then it just like
went around traffic and threw a busy intersection. Yeah. But
my favorite at number nine has to be Mark Zuckerberg's
much anticipated demo of Meta's new AI glasses.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
So sick dude, super Remember he's he was calling this
shit super intelligence.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah, I was like, this is next, So this is
super What are you gonna call it? It's fucking super intelligence?
You're basically Superman eight hundo for a fucking pair. Oh
what can it do? Asshole check? Makes you look like
a dick?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah, make you look like in fucking loser with eases.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I know, I know, I know what the listeners are saying. Guys,
this wasn't this year. Like now everybody around me has
these AI glasses on. They're everywhere. It seems like they've
always been here. It really was very recent. It was
just September when Mark Zuckerberg dropped these on the world
and everybody around you started wearing them. Oh wait, I
(19:22):
haven't seen a single fucking pair. I've seen one pair
in the wild, you have.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
I only see them in like weird tiktoks where dudes
are trying to pick up on women or something.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, exactly, people were doing weird like on social media.
It's always dudes do only people.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
It's like food reviewers and pickup artists.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Food reviewers are perverts. Who do you think I hang
out with guys? What do you that's my that's my crew.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
A little bit of Night's crew. Yeah, it's actually mostly
food reviewers, real real straight lace spuds.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
But yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Here he is doing the demo where again he was like, dude,
this thing could just look at food and give you
a recipe.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Like when it works, it met us start live ai. Yeah,
so he throws to his homie starting Okay, a little delay,
but we're back on track. You have here with soy
sauce and other ingredients. Help. Hey, can you help me
make a Korean inspired steak sauce for my steak sandwich?
Here you can make a Korean inspired steak sauce using
(20:20):
soy sauce SESAMELI, what do I do first? Mmmm?
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Let her finish?
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
See this is first that that was not the window.
The video did not freeze. So now great, a pair
to add to the sauce. Oh look, this is going
on with the recipe. Uh oh yeah, sorry it skipped
three steps base ingredients. So now greate the pair and
gently combine it with the based sauce.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
All right, I think the Wi Fi might be messed up.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Sorry, back to you, Mark. It's all good, it's all good.
It's all good. It's all good. I don't care. I
don't care. I don't care. I actually think this is hilarious.
The whole thing is that you spend years making technology
and then the Wi Fi.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
At the day kind of Oh, it's the why you
fucking coward.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Also, it's not the fucking Wi Fi at the most technolo.
I said this at the time. It's not the wife.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Excuse twenty years ago, had an iPhone keynote. Uh it
didn't work then?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Also, that was it clearly was not an issue with
the Wi Fi. It wasn't like freezing up. It was
skipping steps that Wi Fi. Everyone who has used aid
get into jack.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
All you do is you take the ingredients and the
and then you cook them and that those are the instructions.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I see that you've already combined the ingredients. Brian, Yeah,
well do you do.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
It's the wi fi, I said, the guitar is out
of two.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Red slacks. Is a hit? No, it's a fucking l.
But it's a massive l.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Brother.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
There were so many also good ones. The one that
I wasn't there for that I wish I was therefore,
was the Russian So I'm yes.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
A I bought. Let's put this in Let's put this
in international context because China, on the other hand, is
not solely ruled by Holigarth. They've got like a strong
central government that is, you know, taking some of the
money that people make and then putting it back into
technology to like try and make themselves competitive or whatever,
(22:25):
probably doing all sort of yeah, we we wouldn't know
in this country competitive, but you know, they they dropped
an AI that was like open source and cost way
less money and was better than the ones in the US.
And they also gave us the first robot that people
(22:46):
were like, wait, okay, this like we we've been expecting
a robot for a long time where we were like, damn,
that's actually pretty impressive, and we've gotten like those like
Robot Dog Boston dynamic things that people say are like
kind of pre programmed but or like you're seeing the
one out of one hundred where it was like sick,
I'm like doing doing good work. And when they tried
(23:07):
to send it out in the wild, it got kicked
over by people in Philadelphia, as it should be. So
they dropped a robot on people that was walking very smoothly,
to the point that people were like, unzip the back
of that.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Whoa, there's a person very smoothly walking very sexually.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, I know, it's sultry. It's different. It's like made
a real sex.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
It.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Also it had hips, way, it got its and it's
got hips. It's got I said, it has more ass
than it has any right to have. They were just like, yeah,
give it, let's make it thick.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I mean, this is what happens when a bunch of
men build the perfect specimen, right, and it will have
this waisted hip ratio and walk like this. But yeah,
I mean that call that motherfucker Christopher, because it was
walking Okay, it was smooth and.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
To the point. Motherfucker Christopher, because it could be my
guest anytime.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
I feel like they gotta they like did Mo cap
on like a dancer to get that walk?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
There's very yeah, like an actor. Yeah, yeah, there's a
lot of I mean it has a it has like
the walk of like a main character. I think it
was rather than being like we've achieved bipedal motion and
it's walking like an eighty year old man.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
It's like yeah, yeah, it always walks like a fascinated
old man. Yeah, it always looks like an old person
who's walking on ice, like the bipedal robots. Like from
the start, like yeah, they got that dog, but then
like you see the bipedal ones and they're always like.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Just like kind of just literally looked like it was
about to do wushue or something crazy.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yeah, it's it's walking also like like a T one
thousand too, like it's walking you down with like a
menacing style too.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I'm like this is anyway, So that was like real casual,
real sexy, just like you asked Bust And then so
that's like a view of like what technology is going
to look like in the future. But if we want
to know what technology is going to look like in
our future, because America is not on its way to
becoming the next China, it's on the way to becoming
the next Russia.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Foreign policies, Yeah completely, and we we.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Got to see what Russia's answer to all that ass was,
and this thing was. It was a triumph. Man.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Those sanctions are hitting the sanctions, the sanctions are hitting.
Bro It's I don't know what is going on, but
this I wish I was there. I remember I put
this in the dock that day, but we were out
and yeah, yeah, this is.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Actually our first time getting to hear your thoughts on this.
Here it comes. It's playing the Rocky themes, playing the
Rocky theme, and.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
It's a hot step and it's like it's doing the
walk you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yes, it's the old person on ice, your grand ice,
your grandpa, got a bunch of water in his boots.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
It's it's like that thing where it's like, you know
when an old person is falling for like sixty seconds
before they hit the ground, it looks like that.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
This is the part too, because you can kind of
tell it strokes out like if you watch the left
foot they tried to make it them wave and it
waves and then it doesn't. The heels not on the ground.
Here it goes. They're reaching up. It's got people there,
it goes, no tors so grand, so it falls over forward.
They're already like grabbing at it looked so drunk. Nothing
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has ever looked a drunk person has never looked this trunk.
It hits the ground and the entire fucking chest piece
piece blows off and scatters it. It's like it's like
when when your air pods fall out and like just shoot,
like why they springlowed those in there? Like the funny
part to.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Me is is it's exactly like an old person, like
they're gonna fall in about thirty seconds and you just
know it's coming.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
It's and they know too. The handlers are like watch him,
watch him.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
What don't know why they didn't jump in sooner because
it was so clear it was going to fall over.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Oh yeah, and like just this freeze frame, it looks
like he said some wild racist ship at a bar
and then fell over like because he's so not bears himself.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
And then the friends like, come on, rich, come on man,
we got to get out of here. Then they came
out with this moment is you think you've seen the
best part of it, and then they pull a black
curtain across the stage and it does hide up and
so it's just it's not to do this frame too,
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the murder scene. They're trying to do it. Nothing to
see here.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
It's like, yeah, like as if like when there's like
a grizzly car accident, it's and like a body's been injected.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
They're like, yo, cover that up, man, But.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
They just did they have that tart ready there just
in case it failed.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Even the their failure protocol was so because did not
work very well.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Know that she was twisted up. Look at this and
it seems more scooted the fucker off. Nothing to see here.
Actually that actually didn't happen. What you just saw is
was not was not the robot anyways, the crunk is
shit dude.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Also to just the rocky theme, and this little fucking shit.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Bot comes out.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
And like the two people who are so powerful, who
are like yes, yes, and everyone else like this is
such a fucking l why would you even like there
are toys that operate better than this.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break we're gonna
come back. We cracked the top nine. Would you believe it?
We have a top eight, a seven, hell even a
six coming up six just a bit, we'll be right back,
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and we're back. And speaking of the ones that we
were out for, I was out for the next one.
I just came back.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Oh that's right, Yeah, it was polya.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I came back and it was this is in here.
Why are we talking about baby drug fires? This one
has to win SoundBite of the year. Oh and yeah,
this is the only show that's on it. When you
write the quote into Google, it's just TDZ soundbites over
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and over, Like there's a New York Times article that
talks about his general run where he made this claim.
But nobody's got that sound, that perfect nobody sound. But
it's right there.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Baby my infant nearly died huh in a drug fire
for mass shootings.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
It tells you everything you need to know, right there,
telling me.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
No one else picked up on how absurd that statement was.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
The New York Times did a little bit of debunking.
But when you write those words into Google, it's like
TDZ Instagram, TDZ read it. This is the number one dude,
it's so it was so. I mean, I guess maybe,
well obviously I.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Don't count on the New York Times to do much
or as if to be like, guys, this is the
most hard hitting journalism we've done.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Okay, is to get hung up on this stupid SoundBite.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
But just the idea, like on its face, it was
so absurd because this is with the background of trying
to justify a federal invasion of DC, right and in
justifying that, you needed propagandists like Benny Johnson out here
to say shit like, oh my god, DC is so bad.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
You know how bad My infant nearly died. Oh my
thank you God in a drug fire, in a drug fire.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
For mass shootings and mash e so you have maybe
you have infanticide, you have drug fires, mass shootings. This
club has every, this, this his city has everything.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Thank you, mister Trump. I thank you from the bottom
of my heart. Let's see, let's just go through a
couple details here, because he did in fact live in Washington, DC,
so no lies detected. This was in a piece on
Benny Johnson. The speaker of said quote right wing influencer
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that they were like this guy's like a plagiarist and
a known liar, and he's been like proven to be
full of shit over and over and over again, so
I looked into it. In fact, according to this New
York Times article, police regular show, nobody has been murdered
since at least twenty seventeen on the Black Pom, mister
Johnson lived and his home was not burned. His next
(31:37):
door neighbor's house was burned. So do it a little
bit of exaggeration, would you say it?
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Yeah, that I think, or just just fucking lying.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
You know, my home was burned to the ground. People
were murdered in my front yard, was what he said.
Elsewhere in the thing, and the police were like that, No,
nobody was murdered. There was a shooting on your block
right to the hospital.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Maybe give him the benefit of then, maybe his kid
got a cough from the smoke from the fire.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Next door nearly died after mass shootings.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
No, it was the drug fire after It wasn't the
mass shootings. I'll be I'll be genuine here.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
It wasn't.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
It was absolutely so did the mass shooting trigger the
drug fire?
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Is my question?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
No, it's in this one.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
He's basically throwing together three events that he's trying to
create as like an omni crisis that he was experiencing.
Shooting after It's not causal, No, it's just three man
and also three coincidences. It's I think it's also just
funny too, like when you do you do shit like
this and you just show you absolutely don't give a
(32:47):
shit about anything around you or the area, and you're like,
oh my, I.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Got to get out of this fucking place.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah, what about what about the people that almost actually
died in the drug in the in the house fire,
or people are like gonna no, No, these are merely
just sort of inputs that I used to generate my victimhood.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
That's right. I mean Donald Trump will tell you there's
young women walking through the White House all the time.
They say thank you, mister President exactly, and I don't
follow up with them. I just should see it. I
know what they're saying, and they're saying, thank you for
cleaning up the streets. You're like Steven Sagall in many ways,
here save me.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
I go through there and I'm walking through the White
House and who's there but George Washington himself and Abraham Lincoln.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
And they're very they're very still, they're very stoic. And
the only quote about how young he runs into young women. Yeah,
he runs into young women in the White House, like
you mean the people who work for you.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
This is like, it's clearly a lie you've been saying
since you used to say on the streets of Manhattan, right, yeah,
and then now you've just adapted it to be like, yeah,
the other place where people are free flowing through the
just like the streets of Manhattan, the White House.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
But one more time, Benny, my infant nearly died in
a drug fire. Their drugs. Mass shootings, okay, multiple mass shootings.
Oh god, people were murdered in my front yard, bro, Yeah, yeah,
what about those people? They're not real people. We actually asked,
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we asked the police, and they said they don't matter.
They don't It don't matter at all.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
The annoying thing is that my driveway was staying right, yeah,
exactly by a new more powerful pressure washer.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Do you know what smoke damage is like? To remediates
much money.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
We have a seven by ten foot Ethan Allen rug
that we might have to throw out.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
We had to redo all of our window treatments, all
of the oh God.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Anyways, the real victim. We had to take a moment
to stop down and honor the real victim, which is
Benny Johnson. Yep, yep. And another victim too, I guess
is our next one too, Yeah, another victim number seven.
JD Vance killed the Pope.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Yeah remember this folk, Yes, I love that, I love
I love this one because we're just adding more to
the lore of jd future President JD Vance. Not only
houch copulator in chief, but hey, pappal side.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Is that the word? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, little side of
papal sum up on the crime side, the PayPal side,
Dana love. Huh there's no drive? Yeah, yeah, there's a
good picture. One of the last pictures we have of
his eminence, Pope Francis alive and it is JD Vance
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walking up to him with both arms out in front
of him like like he isn't moving his arms and
the Pope looking like he knew it was coming.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
It looked like as if he's like the devil has
been threatening the Pope his entire life and say.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
You will see me, Francis.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
And then when he saw the JD Vance he's like,
oh shit. It's always easy to forget the JD. Vans
is a calf because he has like such born again
Christian he's a convert right, and yeah, but he's like
that new type of Catholic I know, like he just
he just converted and he's way too excited about it.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
And doesn't actually know what it is.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Doesn't know what it is well being Catholic.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
No, I don't know what it is, but I I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
It seems cool. You get you eat way first. Like
my favorite part is.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
You can be the as big a piece of ship
as you want.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
And at the end, if you say sorry, you get
to go to heaven. That's right, Yeah, that is true.
Do you think that's what it is?
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Like it's just uh no, I'm like I'm more saying
in the sense that like it's really so shallow enough
to be like, God, I'm a piece of shit. I
think I need to do this and hopefully like I
don't burn.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Yeah, maybe he's.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Got to hedge my bets just in case, wager baby. Yeah. Yeah.
His reaction was like anyone who saw that Tom Petty
concert right before he died in la He was just
like immediately like yo, yo, this is kind of crazy, dude,
Like I was just damn dog, I was just with him.
I just didn't know was like his response was so stupid.
(37:10):
But yeah, if this was any other person, these guys
would be freaking out about if the people like they're
they're just letting off so much smoke that they're the
anti Christ like jade Van's Peter Tiel, like, if they
weren't so weird and annoying about claiming everybody else was
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the Antichrist.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
Yeah, yeah, they.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Just that's what's freaking me out. I'm like, well, shit,
is this real? There's an Antichrist? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Do I need to get right because if they look
like it, especially with the Joe Rogan, what's more virgin
than computer AI will be Jesus. I'm like, oh, you're
trying to I mean, they're trying to speed run this
new like techno religiosity shit. But fine, you know, but
I do not believe all the controversies you hear about
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roboth theism.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
We'll just say that. Yeah, I just wanted to. I
just want to say, right up front, up front, what
is it? Just don't just don't believe. Don't believe the haters, Okay,
who I'm not going to tell you my name necessarily,
but I will tell you don't believe the haters.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Are they did they like did the GPT like learn
from Catholicism to be like you never heard okay before,
hold on just before you ask what it is.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Don't believe all this shit you hear okay, very line
from it.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
Krad He's like, there were rumors that there was a rumor,
but that was just bullshit.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
But yeah, I mean Peter Teele was all over the
place given his antichrist lectures while also being like does
humanity need to come to an end so a better
robot future could take over? I don't know, these are
just questions. Thirty second pause. Well, he just like starts
sweating profusely.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
I know, he's sweating like like like a demon pretending
to be a human, And it's like absolutely taking to
your limit where you're like, I'm losing it.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
I know a guy who's absolutely at his limit. His
name is Peter Kiel. That is a way that Satan
kills in movies, like I'm pretty sure in the Amityville
Horror there's a part where like a priest comes face
to face with the evil spirit in the house and
like almost dies and then in the Exorcist, like a
priest is trying to, you know, go up against the
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evil spirit and gets like thrown out. Yeah, and like,
I'm just like to meet the pope and have the
Pope die immediately while you're selling yourself as like the
number one Catholic. That's not an insignificant amount of smoke
to people who like believe in Catholicism like that, that's
kind of you mean, people who are highly highly superstitious. Yeah,
(39:52):
to just be like, yeah, hours later the dang pope died.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Are there any Catholics though that? Look that are I
mean that are mumbling about that.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
I'm over here mumbling them you got to or else?
What's the point all these fucking ghost stories? What's the fun?
Why are we not like that? Is?
Speaker 5 (40:11):
Like I feel like miss all the ghost story and
exorcism stuff is pushed by the Catholic church too.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Yeah, yeah, man, you got one right here. Hello, you
got a great one right here. Someone you don't like
the new American Pope. And by the way, this might
just be what it took to get an American poem.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
And honestly, when you look at JD.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
Vance's face, he looks like someone you would cast in
one of those seventies Exorcist movies as like an Antichrist.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
He has that look, yeah, the deep set eyes.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
And yeah it's also the eyelinery, thick eyelashes, dude, because
I always say he looks like he's part of Zod's.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Crew from Superman A little bit. Yeah, maybe keep them
in a two D triangle, just like weak chinned Zod homie. Yeah, yeah,
yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
But they all kind of got the sort of dark hair,
beautifully manicured beard, dreamy, just as.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
A humor says message.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
But dick, he'd be so funny if he he was
like actually wearing a ten and a half, but he
had he's always trying to fill out at thirteen.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
He's like clomp clop, clopping around.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
He leaves that tissue paper in the toe.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He doesn't even realize that
other people take it out. It keeps your toes warm,
you know, that tissue at the end. What what for
packing it? Yeah, for your feet to stay warm. All right,
let's take another break. We're gonna come to our sixth story,
which is a bit of an omni story.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
To our senses.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
We'll be right back and we're back, and you know,
all the rage with the kids is here fucking brain rot.
And I think there's a good dang reason is because
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the dang president's brain's rotten.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
You know what I'm saying, Number six on the list,
the six god himself, Donald Trump's so.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Many stories about his brain melting, it could have taken
up both six and seven. Oh wow, how much this
guy's dang brain has rotten the two hemispheres of the
brain when you do six s. There was a moment
towards the end of the election where he like was
really like out on his feet, like just seemed to
be losing it that I was like, oh shit, Like,
(42:34):
if Kamala wins, this would be it for Trump, Like
his brain is breaking.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
She just has to come out and blow on him
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Just like all we need is that he just needs
a slight push and he's gone for good. Like that
would be the end of the Mega movement because he's
not going to hold up for another four years. And
obviously that was way too uh wishful for like Kamala's
ability to garner votes, the mainstream Democratic Party's ability to
(43:04):
get votes. However, what we're seeing instead is that he
won and that shit is happening. His brain is rotting.
It's like cotton candy that somebody poured coke on. It's just.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Filing outs, just a big brown cloud after.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
So, I don't know, do we just want to like
talk about our favorite like there's a great There's enough
to fill out an Oscar category of nominees for favorite
brain rotted ass moment of the year with our president.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
Every single one. It's more just like, what were the
ones that weren't terrifying?
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Do you guys want to go individually like what we
mean personal favorites.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
I'm gonna give a list of nominees. Okay. There was
the How'd you do that? Probably the least terrifying. It
was just him talking about his son Baron, being a
computer whiz, and the thing that he was impressed by
was Baron's ability to after Trump said close the computer,
(44:09):
not close the computer, or close it and then open
it back up and turn it back on. And I
look at him and I say, as you do that.
There was a related story elsewhere where he was talking
about cars and he said everything is computers.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
That was the White House lawn Tesla sales pitch commercial.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
It feels like a different decade. By the way, that
seems like it can't possibly have been this year, but
it was. I mean, this isn't necessarily related to his
brain melting, but his face did look like Haley joel
Ozma in Ai when like the things are going wrong
on the inside and things are sparking, and like one
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half of his face like starts to melt down. That
was happening here and there there was his inability to
pronounce the key ingredient and tail and all and a,
I see, Dave, you're gonna need to help me about
see if.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
I can do this.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
I like how you immediately abandon it and he's like, look, man,
you know it is a metaphin, but I bless.
Speaker 7 (45:16):
You shab Do, which, it should be noted, was not
an incidental part of the press conference.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
The entirety of the press conference was to make the
claim that a seed, a medapine, the key active ingredient
in Thailand all causes autism. You would think you would
do enough homework to know how to pronounce a key
active ingredient that that would be an incorrect assumption.
Speaker 5 (45:48):
You know what else you would think that Thailand all
would do anything about it, like Thailand, I'll get up,
upland they're lying about you.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
There was the time that a guy fainted away in
the middle of his press conference. So this was a
really good one because a guy fainted in a press
conference while he just stood there and didn't do shit.
Speaker 5 (46:14):
He got up the no no while he photo shopped
himself badly into the scene some right.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Crazy thing was he got up as if he's like,
oh see this is where I get up and I
stand like a sentry real quick. Like that was like
as if that was his brain was like okay, Donald,
do your partner.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Everybody's looking at the guy who died and he's just
standing facing forward like we're still taking the picture, right, Yeah,
it's it's worth noting that was the same press conference
where he first started falling out in the middle of
Like it was it opened with doctor Oz giving a speech.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Part one was him falling asleep.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Yeah yeah, Doctor Oz gave a speech and when he
said like that America can sleep again, Trump like literally
fell asleep like doctor doctors said people can sleep again,
and he like was so sleepy that he just had
to take that shit. Literally, yeah, fell asleep.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
It's always sick when people are I mean, it shows
how strong you are when people are giving a speech
and they basically do it at your bedside. Like the
lectern was next to the resolute desk so Trump could
just sit while it was happening. It's such an odd
visual where it's like, well, I can't get up, so
just bring the lectern here so it looks like I'm here.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
I had them put wheels on it.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Yeah. And then yeah, a company rep from one of
the one of the healthcare companies that was there literally
passed out, which would seem like, I don't know, the.
Speaker 4 (47:43):
Stock price went down after that.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Yeah, I don't know. I know Tylan al sure did,
but Tylan, I'll get up, passed the fuck out, and
uh Trump. I think Trump's weird response and like just
being like, am I still asleep? Is this really happening?
Was overshadowed a bit by RFK Junior fucking bolting out
of the room, but again, just like an amazing display
(48:10):
of just being confused and not knowing what the fuck
is happening at all.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
The speed run towards fascism is also happening too, because
they like the people behind this movement who really want
like like the policy changes, know that they have like
a human rubber stamp in the form of a senile Trump.
You basically get as much through because he has no
fucking idea what's going on, and not even as if
he did, he'd be like, well, I don't agree with this,
(48:36):
But even more so because it's like, dude, let's go
over to fucking Baron's house. His dad's so old, we
can play with nuclear warheads exactly.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Trump is the presidential equivalent of the parent who's like
passed out on the couch and you're able to drink
all their beer.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
Drink, drive their car, shoot the guns out of the
car if you want, like whatever, shoot the car.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Who gives a shit. It's a fucking piece of shit anyway.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
But then the ones I think that were the most
repeatable for these two, I do think it is honorable
mention to bring up this one.
Speaker 6 (49:08):
If we remember, nothing bad could happen, It can only
good happen.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
That was a good one. That was also a good one.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
Nothing bad can happen, it can only happen. That's also
a quotable.
Speaker 4 (49:19):
It sounds like something Homer Simpson would.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
Say, just for the record, I think so people can
hear the acidif.
Speaker 6 (49:24):
Effective, immediately, the FDA will be notifying physicians at the
use of I said, well, let's see how we say that.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
How you say that.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
You stopped immediately?
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Ah, well men, okay, No, I'm gonna do it on
my own. I'm gonna do it myself. Give me the keys, Dad,
a big I can do it. I can. I can drive.
Just good, just good.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
Then there's obviously everything's computer.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
That's beautiful. This is a different panel that everything's.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Computer, man, God, legendary, and then a different panel then everything.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
I just I love that overwhelmed.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
The bite of the automotive industry and how they've no way,
he's just he's just saying what he sees.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yeah, it's all computer. I don't know what this ship is.
Is everything's computer?
Speaker 3 (50:20):
But yeah, I think the one that got the most
mileage as just a fucking repeatable is definitely the Baron.
Speaker 7 (50:28):
Is Baron's aptitude in your view business.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
Or politics, maybe technology.
Speaker 6 (50:33):
He can look at a computer, I try and turn
it off. His turn it off. I turn off his laptop.
I said, oh good, and I go back. Five minutes later,
he's got his laptop. I said, how do you do that?
None of your business? Dad.
Speaker 4 (50:47):
I just love how this gives you a glimpse into
their relationship of.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
Just yeah, oh, ex, definitely are you winning son that
you smell like this bitch the fuck out of here?
All right, baby, I love you. I was gonna say.
My number one though that we haven't covered yet is
just because we knew that he was being given a
cognitive test like in past years. Yeah, but he has
(51:15):
since gotten it in his head because he likes he's
been in ensconced in just like a cocoon of yes
man for so long that like he just can't even
have a thought that like, maybe this is embarrassing what
I'm doing, And so he just keeps fucking bragging about
this cognitive test we have.
Speaker 5 (51:35):
The cognity gets like every three months, it seemed, because
every three months because they know he's teetering on the
edge of not being able.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
To identify the root is a lion and which one
is a camel.
Speaker 5 (51:46):
That's the wildest thing to me. I feel like he's
had like seven of these in his two terms, and
I've never heard of a cognitive test before.
Speaker 3 (51:54):
Well, there's also the MRIs where they're like, oh, these
are preventative MRIs or something, and like they are. Few
doctors came out and they're like, there's no such fucking
thing as that preventative. As you're a monitor, you're you're
curious about what the fuck is going on, and that's
why you're doing it. It's like, and now we're gonna
scan your brain and heart preventatively.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
It's all part of a preventative measure.
Speaker 3 (52:17):
The other thing though, too, with the cognitive test, it's
clearly a product of because he has such a child
like mind now in his senility, just like how the
Johnny and Fantino FIFA piece orders like and this is
your award can show are you ready to take your
your how smart a my test?
Speaker 2 (52:34):
Mister president? Absolutely, I'm ready day one. I'd like to
see AOC do this.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
It's like when my my grandmother would be like, you
need to eat spinners like Popeye so you could be strong.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
I'm like, I'll be strong. She's like, yeah, you can
be strong like Popeye, and I'm like hell yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
And then I thought I was I was not fucking
strong because I ate that ship. But I believed for
a moment, I believed because I had a child like mine.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
I can I can pick up on complex patterns like
one A two, you have no idea where it's going. Well,
what do we have here? That's what see? And then
I get that right. The doctors look at me, they say,
how do you do that? They say so with tears
running down their face.
Speaker 5 (53:13):
They walk up to him and they give me a
big good in my forehead and they say, how you
do that?
Speaker 2 (53:18):
I say, nanny your business. Yeah, this ship doesn't get better.
It's it doesn't. He's not going the other way, no one.
And that's the thing where they say too.
Speaker 3 (53:30):
There's a lot of speculation about the Alzheimer's medication he
might be on, because they're like, oh, the hand bandages
look like maybe he's getting like quembi, which is like
in Alzheimer's medication, maybe like through his like wrist or something,
and that's why he's like now the bandages are ever
present short for quembin yama. That's how they say Wemby's
(53:52):
name in France Limby Quinby. But yeah, like and I
think a few like a few medical people were saying, like,
you know, the one of the side effects, he's like,
you're energy level goes in the toilet, which we could.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Explain the sleepiness.
Speaker 3 (54:05):
But also to your point, it's like this is only
for early and it's effective for a small number of
people in the early phase. Once it progresses, there's nothing
that can be done. And again, if you've had relatives
go through this kind of mental decline, you know that,
like it's it's hard enough when they have no job
or responsibilities. Now map the presidency over that and whatever.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
Who fucking knows. Yeah, it is wild that our very
last president showed us exactly like this is bad man.
You can like have somebody in there who doesn't really
know what's going on, yeah, and everybody will just like
protect them. And then now we're getting like that ramped
all the way up. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeahah yeah. Anyways,
(54:51):
let's just keep giving them awards and treats. Yes, four years,
it'll be good, be good for everyone, all right. That
is our numbers ten through six stories of the year.
We're at the top five. Holy shit, Oh my guys,
my god, you don't fuck this up. Don't fuck this up.
Don't fuck this up. So we're going to leave you
(55:13):
on a cliffhanger, did you We're going to be back
soon with probably the next episode to tell you what
the top five stories, including the number one story of
the year twenty twenty five is on The Daily zeiceast
until then, Miles, we're going me just on the computer.
I'm on the computer. How'd you do that? How'd I
(55:34):
do that? Brian the editor? Where can people find you?
Speaker 4 (55:37):
M at Miles house?
Speaker 2 (55:39):
Okay, and you can find Miles at my house on
the side of my house, taking big ships, sending and
I call it again, sending it in, sending it all
right back tomorrow. Until then, be kind to each other,
be kind to yourselves, get your vaccines way you still
can get your flu shots. Don't do nothing about Waite supremacy,
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and we will talk to you all tomorrow. Bye.
Speaker 3 (56:02):
The Daily zeite Geist is executive produced by Catherine Law,
co produced by Bae Wang.
Speaker 2 (56:07):
Co produced by Victor Wright, co written by J.
Speaker 4 (56:10):
M McNabb, and edited and engineered by Brian Jeffries.
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this special year end
episode of Ally's Geist.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I was gonna do an ad lib there.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I was trying to think of what was a like
a year end thing, but I didn't know how to do.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
All old, all acquaint and be for you know the words?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
No one knows the words?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
How do you know the words for all the part?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Anyone knows?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I don't even know that part. I don't think that's right.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
It's something something acquaintance.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
But you forgot out of me? What he said? All
but what but we broke acquaintance be forgot? Let's see
is that the lyric? Should old acquaintance be forgot? All acquaintance?
Ship all? I don't know ship all? About the song?
And what is an old lay zion? I know we must.
(00:50):
Let's just admit this song's trash doo dooo what it's
It's a Scottish song. Uh yeah. It's often heard at
funerals and graduations. See it.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Probably it had more meaning before Americas just started screaming
a drunk.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
It makes a lot more sense at funerals.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh. This song poses a rhetorical question, is it right
for old times to be forgotten? The answer is generally
interpreted as a call to remember long standing friendships.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
All right, so don't know what an old lady sweet
way to say goodbye to the year and hold out
to the new year. Oh, the war crimes we forgot? Hey, hey, hey, hey,
we we're against those now. We're against those now who
did them? Don't worry about it? What party are the
context matters? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
This is a podcast where you take a deep dive
into america shared consciousness and for the end of the year,
we like to dive into the year that was and
ask the question for should.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
All old acquaintance be forgot? When those acquaintance are news
stories that tortured our soul. My name is Jack O'Brien
and I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my
co host, mister Miles. Yes, yes, thank you so much,
Thank you so much. I am still in a bathrobe.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I considered recording this laying down to give people the
energy as the energy that you will.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
You can you can't. I can't hear that. You can
hear what I'm laying out, you can tell you I
can hear when when. When Jack is reading a really
brutal story, he starts clutching his face and hand, just like,
oh God, God, God.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
What definitely here that you be laying down?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, it's this okay, lay down challenge. We'll see if
you hear me next time.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
The sea on the side of my face. We're joined
by the man behind the zoom chat from parts unknown.
He's been called the Silent Majority. What a weird nickname
to give yourself.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Right, having an off day that day, you don't have
to call me. I won't quit, I won't quit, don't
quit quick making threats.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
And stop, won't stop? All right? So this is where
we are counting down the top fifteen stories of the year.
Fifteen through eleven. A bunch of fucking bangers. Yeah, dude.
We got the Gorilla Verse Man Gorillas Verse Man yep.
That was eleven. We got My Name is Chad? That
was You're going all out order? That was thirteen. We
(03:21):
got the Sandwich Assassin that was fourteen. We got La
Boo Boo fifty and twelve the widow Our Did we
do that? Did we do it in that order? Anyways? No? No? Yeah?
So this is this is where we count down the
top stories of the year. How are we ranking them?
Are they the best stories, our favorite, yeah sure, bringing
(03:42):
them by annoyance.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
We ranked them in a similar methodology to how FIFA
gives out the Peace Award, and that you won't really know,
and it's kind of us and our It's.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Like, you know, time man of the Year, where people
are like, do they like Hitler? It's like, I don't know,
is just the man of the year. A lot of
people are talking about this Hitler. Humh Yeah, people gotta
say number one, number one with a bullet. No, these
are just the stories that gave us the most joy
or pain one of the two. Not so not. We
(04:16):
we tried to. We did say, like in the last episode,
we tried to in Pain, Sunshine and Rain singer too much.
I think we wanted to avoid the real, real heavy ship.
Yeah yeah, I said so much sundowning. Oh yeah, the sun.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Down and pain, Trump Sundown and Rain.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Okay, all right, and we might get to that in
this in this countdoxt this very episode. It's it's entirely possible.
Although I think Brian was talking about me when you
talked about Sundown.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
No, this is just this the sundown episode, the.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Sundown it is this does always feel like the part
the time the year, because we're doing three days at
this point, no longer the two, which we said too
few recordings. We're adding a third recording every day. And
you may notice that at this time of year, words
start getting left out, words start getting added in our limit. Huh. Yeah,
(05:20):
we're a little bit more incoherent. So if you ever
wanted to know what it was like to hear us
record drunk, this is like, you know, it's.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Like recalling all all of this ship that happened over
the We're.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Old story, it happened this year.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah, because so much boofy shit happens.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
In a year. And I'm going to say, we've been
going back through these, I've been like, okay, and this
one I think happened in back in February, and then
you go back and it's like September. Yeah, so there
might be a bunch of stories we're leaving out from
the beginning of the year. But guess what. That's what
time does. Time's the best editor. It cuts out all
the riff raft. So we got a couple of bankers
(06:01):
bangars from the early part of the year. I think
our number one is from the early part of the year. Yeah,
but yeah, a lot of more recent ones. We're gonna
start off with an honorable Menshi didn't make the Top fifteen.
Just just the keep trying, keep trying though the team.
The selection committee was like, god, love, we'd love to
include them, love to include Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey
(06:26):
in our top fifteen. Yeah, superducer Victor is demanding a recount. Okay,
well he just broke a window with the fuck Victor
settled in. Yeah, that's your own house, dude, I gotta
pay for that. This was big news when Taylor Swift
announced her engagement to human Oak Tree Travis Kelcey, and
(06:48):
people were, you know, mad and happy for the various
reasons that people get mad and happy about every Taylor
Swift piece of news. My main thing with this one
was the way that the right respond to this immediately
being like, oh, he's gonna put a baby in her Yeah.
Ben Shah Ben Shapiro, in his everlasting quest to like
(07:12):
have mainstream cultural relevancy, couldn't get that FYC, couldn't get
that four year consideration campaign to give him a nomination
for the Golden Globes, despite wearing very cool sunglasses at
the end of the year wage jacket. Jacket. Yeah, he said,
this is on ironically an excellent thing. Oh god, I
hope many other single people follow their example. And then
(07:32):
Charlie Kirk back to date this one a little bit, okay,
founder of Turning Point USA, said he hoped Swift and
Kelsey have lots of kids and end up very happy.
I hope you end up very happy. Who says? I
hope you end up happy like Taylor Swift might go
from a cat lady to a JD Vance supporter, and
we should celebrate that. We should have more children than
(07:55):
she has houses, or she should have more children than
she has houses. Okay. He implored her to reject feminism, adding,
submit to your husband, Taylor, you are not in charge,
oh boy.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
And yet look at them no, nowhere, nowhere near pregnant gregnant?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, what's wrong? You are keeping close tabs on that month?
I am, I do? They haven't been married yet, they're
not together as man and wife.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
You're trying, then you're not really about that ship then, dude, right,
you should be having a baby out of wedlock.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Dude, I don't know what, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure,
you should just be singing songs. I would actually not
be surprised if they haven't had sex, because that album
that she released where she has like songs about how
good his penises, Yeah, how that would work? How just
like heroic and wonderful his penises like that? That's so horny.
(08:52):
It's almost like, I don't know, I think this is
the benefit of a long distance relationship. Maybe is that
she's just.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Like are do people blame her for the Chiefs not
doing well this season? Like has that boomerang come.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Around well last season? Like better than they had any
right doing last season? I feel like people probably can't
quite blame them. I think did they win a championship
with her in the picture? I forget like when they
got together, But I don't even know. I wish anyways,
they are having a tough they're having a tough go
(09:26):
of it more we feel very sorry for them. But yeah,
I just it's wild that the right is so hungry
for a like media win and media relevancy that they
are trying to draft Taylor Swift's unborn children onto their team.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
They to yeah, yeah, it doesn't feel very racial draft
like any other rich white children running around.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, but they're not.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Fucking cool like if Sydney Sweeney hooked or something Apple
Apple Martin, Apple Martin, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
No, dude, she's she's like all already and ship yeah
shake her.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Debut and Antifa. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
What was your what was your dream? Your wish? Casting
for the right, it was sweet like Chuck late L
or some UFC fighter. They'd be like, yes, exactly.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
She's just pregnant with a black eye all the time,
the baby blacky.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Everyone, I don't know what.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like that's what they want.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Genetic. Yeah, all right, onto the actual number ten on
our list, and we're cracking the top ten. Hold onto
your butts, folks, because it is Pete Haig Seth. In
a few short months, maybe even one month, went from
calling all the generals together for what a lot of
people were worried was going to be, like we're starting
(10:50):
World War three, boys, we're taking it back. It's retro.
It's cool, we're going to do it, and instead he
just like gave a long rambling speech. Actually it was
like it wasn't rambling. I shouldn't say that. It was
a long, very practice speech, including pauses for laughter and
collapse and for like uproarious applause that just were filled
(11:14):
with room tone and silence is like the buzzing of
the av equipment.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Yeah, all the crickets even died.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah, the crickets all killed themselves at the first five
minutes of his speech. And I don't know why I get.
I guess like, when you're kind of drunk and flying
off of whatever he's on, you're not doing a lot
of like what would the audience think? You know, that
pure impulse. And so he's up there giving a speech
(11:43):
about how his audience are all fat fucks, like fat jobs,
and then he's expecting them to be like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
He's definitely like he was middling even when he was enlisted,
you know what I mean, And now I think all
those people like this guy sucks, and now he's dictating
to us the policies are of the Department of War.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
He definitely like yeah. It was always like, there's not
going to.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Be women because they're weak, bro, you know what I mean,
Like they got to get out of here too.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
It's just gonna be bro vers, bro, you know what
I mean. And we can use.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Slurs, we can fucking assault people like violently, you know
what I mean, because that's how we're going to harden
the soldiers. Yeah, it was a very fucking I think
what start off as terrifying because you're like, oh my god,
why is every like you know, a higher up officer
in the military being summoned to one place? Is this
a purge or an announcement of some like crazy military campaign,
(12:37):
And like, oh, it's worse because it's this moron who's
doing a raw ross speech that went absolutely nowhere.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah, but also not quite as bad because it does
seem like everybody fucking hates him and that the kind
of gon is like not you know, not on board.
Depends on what day. He did help with morale though,
when he uh proceeded soon after that to kill a
boat full of people, not the first time that that happened,
(13:04):
and that's.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
No at the bottom of this, people like close to
one hundred people have been killed so far with all
these quote unquote narco terrorist boat strikes.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, they followed a boat and were like those look
like drug people. I know a drug person when I
see it you And from his speech to the Pentacon
you could tell that he's always right about these sorts
of things. And then they shot the boat with a
missile exploded it from front to bad. The whole thing
was a ball of flame, and then there were two
(13:34):
people clinging to debris. And then he ordered that they
go back and kill those people, which was pretty clear
cut war crime.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
And no, that's not what I said. I said kill
them all and don't leave any life. He decided to
go back. I just said kill them all, kill them all.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah, yeah, and then he he proceeded to consolidate his
grass up on all these generals by throwing an admiral
who was taking orders from him completely under the buff
as Miles reference, not a good look.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
What's so disorienting about the boat strike story is just
the inconsistent application of the definition of war crime. Maybe yeah,
just like it is so fucking convenient that it's like, well,
I don't like heg seth. So that's that's any other
war crimes that were committed under our watch. It depends
(14:29):
on if I like the guy or if I can
use it like rhetorically.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Otherwise, you know, fame flexible.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Most of the term narco terrorism because to me, the
biggest narco terrorists are the United States government. Sure, they've
waged so much terrorism on their own people and never
admit it that it was a thing. So that's nice progress.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I mean, we were released some files that kind of
implied that, but I'm not gonna admit it.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah. Wow, it's kind of the gist there.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
But yeah, that's what's always really fucking like every time
I hear that, it's it's really disorienting, and that's a
war crime and that should not happen. And you're like,
please review all of the policies of the United States
if we're being serious here.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, but definitely shouldn't. And yeah, great, welcome to the team. Brother,
glad you're noticing this for the first time. Should apply
across the board. But hey, it is a bit like
people being like, I don't like Donald Trump because he
doesn't even try to get away with it. He just
does the thing and doesn't he not even a good liar. Yeah,
(15:29):
we used to have to try. That's the main thing.
That's my main issue is the decorum.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Oh, it's not the disappearing of people, the what Yeah,
I don't know those people.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I don't know anybody. Yeah, you're bad, guys, know.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
The narco terrorism designation does feel very like those dystopian
sci fi things where like you see like the propaganda
news broadcast and like, and they were part of the
terrorist organization of course, of course.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
And we looked back and I know it seemed like
an innocent wedding party, but we actually went back into
their files. There was a lot of shit, a lot
of weird stuff they were googling. So anyway, we entered
the year in a bit of a not we but
America entered the year with a bit of tech optimism.
(16:18):
You know, I think the majority of people were like,
Elon Musk won the election for Donald Trump, what can't
these guys do? And I feel like we're in a
different place, And it's thanks to some amazing seizing of
the moment from various tech companies. There's obviously the AI
that keeps telling people to kill themselves or that they're
(16:40):
like the secret savior of mankind. When they're like I
think I invented a new math, they're like, you know
what I think you did, sir. Yeah. There was the
Tesla bot kung fu display where it just looked it
looked like a video you would see of like heartwarming
ninety five year old gets his black belt and it's like,
(17:00):
you know, it's not gonna actually look cool, Like the
person looks like they're unsteady on their feet, and that's
what the Tesla one looks like. And it was also
doing practice punches and kicks and stuff that was like
completely in line with the person that they were practicing against,
almost like it was a fucking programmed.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
But it was nonsense and the movements were truly like, Oh,
your uncle got a group on for fucking taekwondo classes. Yeah,
and now at the fucking Christmas dinner, he's gonna show
you a fucking demo that's very You're like, I guess
technically that looks like martial arts, but can we go now,
because it's it's like this thing's gonna kick my ass.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Everything that Elon Musk put out this year was like
the like there. There were also his appearances on Rogan
where he's like, listen to it, say, uh, call your
mama a bitch war just like dying laughing while Joe
Rogan can't even like muster. He tried a fake laugh.
He did it bad. He tried, he tried, He kept
(18:01):
trying to take it back to like damn, Like if
you think about it, though, like that's actually crazy that
it's even saying that right now, like this thing's just
getting better and funnier and better and better. Yeah, the
uh self driving cars running red lights and like freaking
out like a student driver. Do you remember that one?
Were you out there? Yeah? Where there's one who was
like trying to start getting like real shaky as it
(18:22):
came to a red light and then it just like
went around traffic and threw a busy intersection. Yeah. But
my favorite at number nine has to be Mark Zuckerberg's
much anticipated demo of Meta's new AI glasses.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
So sick dude, super Remember he's he was calling this
shit super intelligence.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah, I was like, this is next, So this is
super What are you gonna call it? It's fucking super intelligence?
You're basically Superman eight hundo for a fucking pair. Oh
what can it do? Asshole check? Makes you look like
a dick?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah, make you look like in fucking loser with eases.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I know, I know, I know what the listeners are saying. Guys,
this wasn't this year. Like now everybody around me has
these AI glasses on. They're everywhere. It seems like they've
always been here. It really was very recent. It was
just September when Mark Zuckerberg dropped these on the world
and everybody around you started wearing them. Oh wait, I
(19:22):
haven't seen a single fucking pair. I've seen one pair
in the wild, you have.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
I only see them in like weird tiktoks where dudes
are trying to pick up on women or something.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, exactly, people were doing weird like on social media.
It's always dudes do only people.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
It's like food reviewers and pickup artists.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Food reviewers are perverts. Who do you think I hang
out with guys? What do you that's my that's my crew.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
A little bit of Night's crew. Yeah, it's actually mostly
food reviewers, real real straight lace spuds.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
But yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Here he is doing the demo where again he was like, dude,
this thing could just look at food and give you
a recipe.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Like when it works, it met us start live ai. Yeah,
so he throws to his homie starting Okay, a little delay,
but we're back on track. You have here with soy
sauce and other ingredients. Help. Hey, can you help me
make a Korean inspired steak sauce for my steak sandwich?
Here you can make a Korean inspired steak sauce using
(20:20):
soy sauce SESAMELI, what do I do first? Mmmm?
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Let her finish?
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
See this is first that that was not the window.
The video did not freeze. So now great, a pair
to add to the sauce. Oh look, this is going
on with the recipe. Uh oh yeah, sorry it skipped
three steps base ingredients. So now greate the pair and
gently combine it with the based sauce.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
All right, I think the Wi Fi might be messed up.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Sorry, back to you, Mark. It's all good, it's all good.
It's all good. It's all good. I don't care. I
don't care. I don't care. I actually think this is hilarious.
The whole thing is that you spend years making technology
and then the Wi Fi.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
At the day kind of Oh, it's the why you
fucking coward.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Also, it's not the fucking Wi Fi at the most technolo.
I said this at the time. It's not the wife.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Excuse twenty years ago, had an iPhone keynote. Uh it
didn't work then?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Also, that was it clearly was not an issue with
the Wi Fi. It wasn't like freezing up. It was
skipping steps that Wi Fi. Everyone who has used aid
get into jack.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
All you do is you take the ingredients and the
and then you cook them and that those are the instructions.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I see that you've already combined the ingredients. Brian, Yeah,
well do you do.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
It's the wi fi, I said, the guitar is out
of two.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Red slacks. Is a hit? No, it's a fucking l.
But it's a massive l.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Brother.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
There were so many also good ones. The one that
I wasn't there for that I wish I was therefore,
was the Russian So I'm yes.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
A I bought. Let's put this in Let's put this
in international context because China, on the other hand, is
not solely ruled by Holigarth. They've got like a strong
central government that is, you know, taking some of the
money that people make and then putting it back into
technology to like try and make themselves competitive or whatever,
(22:25):
probably doing all sort of yeah, we we wouldn't know
in this country competitive, but you know, they they dropped
an AI that was like open source and cost way
less money and was better than the ones in the US.
And they also gave us the first robot that people
(22:46):
were like, wait, okay, this like we we've been expecting
a robot for a long time where we were like, damn,
that's actually pretty impressive, and we've gotten like those like
Robot Dog Boston dynamic things that people say are like
kind of pre programmed but or like you're seeing the
one out of one hundred where it was like sick,
I'm like doing doing good work. And when they tried
(23:07):
to send it out in the wild, it got kicked
over by people in Philadelphia, as it should be. So
they dropped a robot on people that was walking very smoothly,
to the point that people were like, unzip the back
of that.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Whoa, there's a person very smoothly walking very sexually.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, I know, it's sultry. It's different. It's like made
a real sex.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
It.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Also it had hips, way, it got its and it's
got hips. It's got I said, it has more ass
than it has any right to have. They were just like, yeah,
give it, let's make it thick.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I mean, this is what happens when a bunch of
men build the perfect specimen, right, and it will have
this waisted hip ratio and walk like this. But yeah,
I mean that call that motherfucker Christopher, because it was
walking Okay, it was smooth and.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
To the point. Motherfucker Christopher, because it could be my
guest anytime.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
I feel like they gotta they like did Mo cap
on like a dancer to get that walk?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
There's very yeah, like an actor. Yeah, yeah, there's a
lot of I mean it has a it has like
the walk of like a main character. I think it
was rather than being like we've achieved bipedal motion and
it's walking like an eighty year old man.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
It's like yeah, yeah, it always walks like a fascinated
old man. Yeah, it always looks like an old person
who's walking on ice, like the bipedal robots. Like from
the start, like yeah, they got that dog, but then
like you see the bipedal ones and they're always like.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Just like kind of just literally looked like it was
about to do wushue or something crazy.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yeah, it's it's walking also like like a T one
thousand too, like it's walking you down with like a
menacing style too.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I'm like this is anyway, So that was like real casual,
real sexy, just like you asked Bust And then so
that's like a view of like what technology is going
to look like in the future. But if we want
to know what technology is going to look like in
our future, because America is not on its way to
becoming the next China, it's on the way to becoming
the next Russia.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Foreign policies, Yeah completely, and we we.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Got to see what Russia's answer to all that ass was,
and this thing was. It was a triumph. Man.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Those sanctions are hitting the sanctions, the sanctions are hitting.
Bro It's I don't know what is going on, but
this I wish I was there. I remember I put
this in the dock that day, but we were out
and yeah, yeah, this is.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Actually our first time getting to hear your thoughts on this.
Here it comes. It's playing the Rocky themes, playing the
Rocky theme, and.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
It's a hot step and it's like it's doing the
walk you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yes, it's the old person on ice, your grand ice,
your grandpa, got a bunch of water in his boots.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
It's it's like that thing where it's like, you know
when an old person is falling for like sixty seconds
before they hit the ground, it looks like that.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
This is the part too, because you can kind of
tell it strokes out like if you watch the left
foot they tried to make it them wave and it
waves and then it doesn't. The heels not on the ground.
Here it goes. They're reaching up. It's got people there,
it goes, no tors so grand, so it falls over forward.
They're already like grabbing at it looked so drunk. Nothing
(26:29):
has ever looked a drunk person has never looked this trunk.
It hits the ground and the entire fucking chest piece
piece blows off and scatters it. It's like it's like
when when your air pods fall out and like just shoot,
like why they springlowed those in there? Like the funny
part to.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Me is is it's exactly like an old person, like
they're gonna fall in about thirty seconds and you just
know it's coming.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
It's and they know too. The handlers are like watch him,
watch him.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
What don't know why they didn't jump in sooner because
it was so clear it was going to fall over.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Oh yeah, and like just this freeze frame, it looks
like he said some wild racist ship at a bar
and then fell over like because he's so not bears himself.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
And then the friends like, come on, rich, come on man,
we got to get out of here. Then they came
out with this moment is you think you've seen the
best part of it, and then they pull a black
curtain across the stage and it does hide up and
so it's just it's not to do this frame too,
(27:35):
the murder scene. They're trying to do it. Nothing to
see here.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
It's like, yeah, like as if like when there's like
a grizzly car accident, it's and like a body's been injected.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
They're like, yo, cover that up, man, But.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
They just did they have that tart ready there just
in case it failed.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Even the their failure protocol was so because did not
work very well.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Know that she was twisted up. Look at this and
it seems more scooted the fucker off. Nothing to see here.
Actually that actually didn't happen. What you just saw is
was not was not the robot anyways, the crunk is
shit dude.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Also to just the rocky theme, and this little fucking shit.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Bot comes out.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
And like the two people who are so powerful, who
are like yes, yes, and everyone else like this is
such a fucking l why would you even like there
are toys that operate better than this.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break we're gonna
come back. We cracked the top nine. Would you believe it?
We have a top eight, a seven, hell even a
six coming up six just a bit, we'll be right back,
(28:51):
and we're back. And speaking of the ones that we
were out for, I was out for the next one.
I just came back.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Oh that's right, Yeah, it was polya.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I came back and it was this is in here.
Why are we talking about baby drug fires? This one
has to win SoundBite of the year. Oh and yeah,
this is the only show that's on it. When you
write the quote into Google, it's just TDZ soundbites over
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and over, Like there's a New York Times article that
talks about his general run where he made this claim.
But nobody's got that sound, that perfect nobody sound. But
it's right there.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Baby my infant nearly died huh in a drug fire
for mass shootings.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
It tells you everything you need to know, right there,
telling me.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
No one else picked up on how absurd that statement was.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
The New York Times did a little bit of debunking.
But when you write those words into Google, it's like
TDZ Instagram, TDZ read it. This is the number one dude,
it's so it was so. I mean, I guess maybe,
well obviously I.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Don't count on the New York Times to do much
or as if to be like, guys, this is the
most hard hitting journalism we've done.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Okay, is to get hung up on this stupid SoundBite.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
But just the idea, like on its face, it was
so absurd because this is with the background of trying
to justify a federal invasion of DC, right and in
justifying that, you needed propagandists like Benny Johnson out here
to say shit like, oh my god, DC is so bad.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
You know how bad My infant nearly died. Oh my
thank you God in a drug fire, in a drug fire.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
For mass shootings and mash e so you have maybe
you have infanticide, you have drug fires, mass shootings. This
club has every, this, this his city has everything.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Thank you, mister Trump. I thank you from the bottom
of my heart. Let's see, let's just go through a
couple details here, because he did in fact live in Washington, DC,
so no lies detected. This was in a piece on
Benny Johnson. The speaker of said quote right wing influencer
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that they were like this guy's like a plagiarist and
a known liar, and he's been like proven to be
full of shit over and over and over again, so
I looked into it. In fact, according to this New
York Times article, police regular show, nobody has been murdered
since at least twenty seventeen on the Black Pom, mister
Johnson lived and his home was not burned. His next
(31:37):
door neighbor's house was burned. So do it a little
bit of exaggeration, would you say it?
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Yeah, that I think, or just just fucking lying.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
You know, my home was burned to the ground. People
were murdered in my front yard, was what he said.
Elsewhere in the thing, and the police were like that, No,
nobody was murdered. There was a shooting on your block
right to the hospital.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Maybe give him the benefit of then, maybe his kid
got a cough from the smoke from the fire.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Next door nearly died after mass shootings.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
No, it was the drug fire after It wasn't the
mass shootings. I'll be I'll be genuine here.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
It wasn't.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
It was absolutely so did the mass shooting trigger the
drug fire?
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Is my question?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
No, it's in this one.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
He's basically throwing together three events that he's trying to
create as like an omni crisis that he was experiencing.
Shooting after It's not causal, No, it's just three man
and also three coincidences. It's I think it's also just
funny too, like when you do you do shit like
this and you just show you absolutely don't give a
(32:47):
shit about anything around you or the area, and you're like,
oh my, I.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Got to get out of this fucking place.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah, what about what about the people that almost actually
died in the drug in the in the house fire,
or people are like gonna no, No, these are merely
just sort of inputs that I used to generate my victimhood.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
That's right. I mean Donald Trump will tell you there's
young women walking through the White House all the time.
They say thank you, mister President exactly, and I don't
follow up with them. I just should see it. I
know what they're saying, and they're saying, thank you for
cleaning up the streets. You're like Steven Sagall in many ways,
here save me.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
I go through there and I'm walking through the White
House and who's there but George Washington himself and Abraham Lincoln.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
And they're very they're very still, they're very stoic. And
the only quote about how young he runs into young women. Yeah,
he runs into young women in the White House, like
you mean the people who work for you.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
This is like, it's clearly a lie you've been saying
since you used to say on the streets of Manhattan, right, yeah,
and then now you've just adapted it to be like, yeah,
the other place where people are free flowing through the
just like the streets of Manhattan, the White House.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
But one more time, Benny, my infant nearly died in
a drug fire. Their drugs. Mass shootings, okay, multiple mass shootings.
Oh god, people were murdered in my front yard, bro, Yeah, yeah,
what about those people? They're not real people. We actually asked,
(34:15):
we asked the police, and they said they don't matter.
They don't It don't matter at all.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
The annoying thing is that my driveway was staying right, yeah,
exactly by a new more powerful pressure washer.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Do you know what smoke damage is like? To remediates
much money.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
We have a seven by ten foot Ethan Allen rug
that we might have to throw out.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
We had to redo all of our window treatments, all
of the oh God.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Anyways, the real victim. We had to take a moment
to stop down and honor the real victim, which is
Benny Johnson. Yep, yep. And another victim too, I guess
is our next one too, Yeah, another victim number seven.
JD Vance killed the Pope.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Yeah remember this folk, Yes, I love that, I love
I love this one because we're just adding more to
the lore of jd future President JD Vance. Not only
houch copulator in chief, but hey, pappal side.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Is that the word? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, little side of
papal sum up on the crime side, the PayPal side,
Dana love. Huh there's no drive? Yeah, yeah, there's a
good picture. One of the last pictures we have of
his eminence, Pope Francis alive and it is JD Vance
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walking up to him with both arms out in front
of him like like he isn't moving his arms and
the Pope looking like he knew it was coming.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
It looked like as if he's like the devil has
been threatening the Pope his entire life and say.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
You will see me, Francis.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
And then when he saw the JD Vance he's like,
oh shit. It's always easy to forget the JD. Vans
is a calf because he has like such born again
Christian he's a convert right, and yeah, but he's like
that new type of Catholic I know, like he just
he just converted and he's way too excited about it.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
And doesn't actually know what it is.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Doesn't know what it is well being Catholic.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
No, I don't know what it is, but I I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
It seems cool. You get you eat way first. Like
my favorite part is.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
You can be the as big a piece of ship
as you want.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
And at the end, if you say sorry, you get
to go to heaven. That's right, Yeah, that is true.
Do you think that's what it is?
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Like it's just uh no, I'm like I'm more saying
in the sense that like it's really so shallow enough
to be like, God, I'm a piece of shit. I
think I need to do this and hopefully like I
don't burn.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Yeah, maybe he's.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Got to hedge my bets just in case, wager baby. Yeah. Yeah.
His reaction was like anyone who saw that Tom Petty
concert right before he died in la He was just
like immediately like yo, yo, this is kind of crazy, dude,
Like I was just damn dog, I was just with him.
I just didn't know was like his response was so stupid.
(37:10):
But yeah, if this was any other person, these guys
would be freaking out about if the people like they're
they're just letting off so much smoke that they're the
anti Christ like jade Van's Peter Tiel, like, if they
weren't so weird and annoying about claiming everybody else was
(37:31):
the Antichrist.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
Yeah, yeah, they.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Just that's what's freaking me out. I'm like, well, shit,
is this real? There's an Antichrist? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Do I need to get right because if they look
like it, especially with the Joe Rogan, what's more virgin
than computer AI will be Jesus. I'm like, oh, you're
trying to I mean, they're trying to speed run this
new like techno religiosity shit. But fine, you know, but
I do not believe all the controversies you hear about
(38:02):
roboth theism.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
We'll just say that. Yeah, I just wanted to. I
just want to say, right up front, up front, what
is it? Just don't just don't believe. Don't believe the haters, Okay,
who I'm not going to tell you my name necessarily,
but I will tell you don't believe the haters.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Are they did they like did the GPT like learn
from Catholicism to be like you never heard okay before,
hold on just before you ask what it is.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Don't believe all this shit you hear okay, very line
from it.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
Krad He's like, there were rumors that there was a rumor,
but that was just bullshit.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
But yeah, I mean Peter Teele was all over the
place given his antichrist lectures while also being like does
humanity need to come to an end so a better
robot future could take over? I don't know, these are
just questions. Thirty second pause. Well, he just like starts
sweating profusely.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
I know, he's sweating like like like a demon pretending
to be a human, And it's like absolutely taking to
your limit where you're like, I'm losing it.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
I know a guy who's absolutely at his limit. His
name is Peter Kiel. That is a way that Satan
kills in movies, like I'm pretty sure in the Amityville
Horror there's a part where like a priest comes face
to face with the evil spirit in the house and
like almost dies and then in the Exorcist, like a
priest is trying to, you know, go up against the
(39:28):
evil spirit and gets like thrown out. Yeah, and like,
I'm just like to meet the pope and have the
Pope die immediately while you're selling yourself as like the
number one Catholic. That's not an insignificant amount of smoke
to people who like believe in Catholicism like that, that's
kind of you mean, people who are highly highly superstitious. Yeah,
(39:52):
to just be like, yeah, hours later the dang pope died.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Are there any Catholics though that? Look that are I
mean that are mumbling about that.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
I'm over here mumbling them you got to or else?
What's the point all these fucking ghost stories? What's the fun?
Why are we not like that? Is?
Speaker 5 (40:11):
Like I feel like miss all the ghost story and
exorcism stuff is pushed by the Catholic church too.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Yeah, yeah, man, you got one right here. Hello, you
got a great one right here. Someone you don't like
the new American Pope. And by the way, this might
just be what it took to get an American poem.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
And honestly, when you look at JD.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
Vance's face, he looks like someone you would cast in
one of those seventies Exorcist movies as like an Antichrist.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
He has that look, yeah, the deep set eyes.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
And yeah it's also the eyelinery, thick eyelashes, dude, because
I always say he looks like he's part of Zod's.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Crew from Superman A little bit. Yeah, maybe keep them
in a two D triangle, just like weak chinned Zod homie. Yeah, yeah,
yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
But they all kind of got the sort of dark hair,
beautifully manicured beard, dreamy, just as.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
A humor says message.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
But dick, he'd be so funny if he he was
like actually wearing a ten and a half, but he
had he's always trying to fill out at thirteen.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
He's like clomp clop, clopping around.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
He leaves that tissue paper in the toe.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He doesn't even realize that
other people take it out. It keeps your toes warm,
you know, that tissue at the end. What what for
packing it? Yeah, for your feet to stay warm. All right,
let's take another break. We're gonna come to our sixth story,
which is a bit of an omni story.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
To our senses.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
We'll be right back and we're back, and you know,
all the rage with the kids is here fucking brain rot.
And I think there's a good dang reason is because
(42:01):
the dang president's brain's rotten.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
You know what I'm saying, Number six on the list,
the six god himself, Donald Trump's so.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Many stories about his brain melting, it could have taken
up both six and seven. Oh wow, how much this
guy's dang brain has rotten the two hemispheres of the
brain when you do six s. There was a moment
towards the end of the election where he like was
really like out on his feet, like just seemed to
be losing it that I was like, oh shit, Like,
(42:34):
if Kamala wins, this would be it for Trump, Like
his brain is breaking.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
She just has to come out and blow on him
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Just like all we need is that he just needs
a slight push and he's gone for good. Like that
would be the end of the Mega movement because he's
not going to hold up for another four years. And
obviously that was way too uh wishful for like Kamala's
ability to garner votes, the mainstream Democratic Party's ability to
(43:04):
get votes. However, what we're seeing instead is that he
won and that shit is happening. His brain is rotting.
It's like cotton candy that somebody poured coke on. It's just.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Filing outs, just a big brown cloud after.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
So, I don't know, do we just want to like
talk about our favorite like there's a great There's enough
to fill out an Oscar category of nominees for favorite
brain rotted ass moment of the year with our president.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
Every single one. It's more just like, what were the
ones that weren't terrifying?
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Do you guys want to go individually like what we
mean personal favorites.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
I'm gonna give a list of nominees. Okay. There was
the How'd you do that? Probably the least terrifying. It
was just him talking about his son Baron, being a
computer whiz, and the thing that he was impressed by
was Baron's ability to after Trump said close the computer,
(44:09):
not close the computer, or close it and then open
it back up and turn it back on. And I
look at him and I say, as you do that.
There was a related story elsewhere where he was talking
about cars and he said everything is computers.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
That was the White House lawn Tesla sales pitch commercial.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
It feels like a different decade. By the way, that
seems like it can't possibly have been this year, but
it was. I mean, this isn't necessarily related to his
brain melting, but his face did look like Haley joel
Ozma in Ai when like the things are going wrong
on the inside and things are sparking, and like one
(44:50):
half of his face like starts to melt down. That
was happening here and there there was his inability to
pronounce the key ingredient and tail and all and a,
I see, Dave, you're gonna need to help me about
see if.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
I can do this.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
I like how you immediately abandon it and he's like, look, man,
you know it is a metaphin, but I bless.
Speaker 7 (45:16):
You shab Do, which, it should be noted, was not
an incidental part of the press conference.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
The entirety of the press conference was to make the
claim that a seed, a medapine, the key active ingredient
in Thailand all causes autism. You would think you would
do enough homework to know how to pronounce a key
active ingredient that that would be an incorrect assumption.
Speaker 5 (45:48):
You know what else you would think that Thailand all
would do anything about it, like Thailand, I'll get up,
upland they're lying about you.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
There was the time that a guy fainted away in
the middle of his press conference. So this was a
really good one because a guy fainted in a press
conference while he just stood there and didn't do shit.
Speaker 5 (46:14):
He got up the no no while he photo shopped
himself badly into the scene some right.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Crazy thing was he got up as if he's like,
oh see this is where I get up and I
stand like a sentry real quick. Like that was like
as if that was his brain was like okay, Donald,
do your partner.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Everybody's looking at the guy who died and he's just
standing facing forward like we're still taking the picture, right, Yeah,
it's it's worth noting that was the same press conference
where he first started falling out in the middle of
Like it was it opened with doctor Oz giving a speech.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Part one was him falling asleep.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Yeah yeah, Doctor Oz gave a speech and when he
said like that America can sleep again, Trump like literally
fell asleep like doctor doctors said people can sleep again,
and he like was so sleepy that he just had
to take that shit. Literally, yeah, fell asleep.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
It's always sick when people are I mean, it shows
how strong you are when people are giving a speech
and they basically do it at your bedside. Like the
lectern was next to the resolute desk so Trump could
just sit while it was happening. It's such an odd
visual where it's like, well, I can't get up, so
just bring the lectern here so it looks like I'm here.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
I had them put wheels on it.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Yeah. And then yeah, a company rep from one of
the one of the healthcare companies that was there literally
passed out, which would seem like, I don't know, the.
Speaker 4 (47:43):
Stock price went down after that.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Yeah, I don't know. I know Tylan al sure did,
but Tylan, I'll get up, passed the fuck out, and
uh Trump. I think Trump's weird response and like just
being like, am I still asleep? Is this really happening?
Was overshadowed a bit by RFK Junior fucking bolting out
of the room, but again, just like an amazing display
(48:10):
of just being confused and not knowing what the fuck
is happening at all.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
The speed run towards fascism is also happening too, because
they like the people behind this movement who really want
like like the policy changes, know that they have like
a human rubber stamp in the form of a senile Trump.
You basically get as much through because he has no
fucking idea what's going on, and not even as if
he did, he'd be like, well, I don't agree with this,
(48:36):
But even more so because it's like, dude, let's go
over to fucking Baron's house. His dad's so old, we
can play with nuclear warheads exactly.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Trump is the presidential equivalent of the parent who's like
passed out on the couch and you're able to drink
all their beer.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
Drink, drive their car, shoot the guns out of the
car if you want, like whatever, shoot the car.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Who gives a shit. It's a fucking piece of shit anyway.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
But then the ones I think that were the most
repeatable for these two, I do think it is honorable
mention to bring up this one.
Speaker 6 (49:08):
If we remember, nothing bad could happen, It can only
good happen.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
That was a good one. That was also a good one.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
Nothing bad can happen, it can only happen. That's also
a quotable.
Speaker 4 (49:19):
It sounds like something Homer Simpson would.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
Say, just for the record, I think so people can
hear the acidif.
Speaker 6 (49:24):
Effective, immediately, the FDA will be notifying physicians at the
use of I said, well, let's see how we say that.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
How you say that.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
You stopped immediately?
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Ah, well men, okay, No, I'm gonna do it on
my own. I'm gonna do it myself. Give me the keys, Dad,
a big I can do it. I can. I can drive.
Just good, just good.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
Then there's obviously everything's computer.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
That's beautiful. This is a different panel that everything's.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Computer, man, God, legendary, and then a different panel then everything.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
I just I love that overwhelmed.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
The bite of the automotive industry and how they've no way,
he's just he's just saying what he sees.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yeah, it's all computer. I don't know what this ship is.
Is everything's computer?
Speaker 3 (50:20):
But yeah, I think the one that got the most
mileage as just a fucking repeatable is definitely the Baron.
Speaker 7 (50:28):
Is Baron's aptitude in your view business.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
Or politics, maybe technology.
Speaker 6 (50:33):
He can look at a computer, I try and turn
it off. His turn it off. I turn off his laptop.
I said, oh good, and I go back. Five minutes later,
he's got his laptop. I said, how do you do that?
None of your business? Dad.
Speaker 4 (50:47):
I just love how this gives you a glimpse into
their relationship of.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
Just yeah, oh, ex, definitely are you winning son that
you smell like this bitch the fuck out of here?
All right, baby, I love you. I was gonna say.
My number one though that we haven't covered yet is
just because we knew that he was being given a
cognitive test like in past years. Yeah, but he has
(51:15):
since gotten it in his head because he likes he's
been in ensconced in just like a cocoon of yes
man for so long that like he just can't even
have a thought that like, maybe this is embarrassing what
I'm doing, And so he just keeps fucking bragging about
this cognitive test we have.
Speaker 5 (51:35):
The cognity gets like every three months, it seemed, because
every three months because they know he's teetering on the
edge of not being able.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
To identify the root is a lion and which one
is a camel.
Speaker 5 (51:46):
That's the wildest thing to me. I feel like he's
had like seven of these in his two terms, and
I've never heard of a cognitive test before.
Speaker 3 (51:54):
Well, there's also the MRIs where they're like, oh, these
are preventative MRIs or something, and like they are. Few
doctors came out and they're like, there's no such fucking
thing as that preventative. As you're a monitor, you're you're
curious about what the fuck is going on, and that's
why you're doing it. It's like, and now we're gonna
scan your brain and heart preventatively.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
It's all part of a preventative measure.
Speaker 3 (52:17):
The other thing though, too, with the cognitive test, it's
clearly a product of because he has such a child
like mind now in his senility, just like how the
Johnny and Fantino FIFA piece orders like and this is
your award can show are you ready to take your
your how smart a my test?
Speaker 2 (52:34):
Mister president? Absolutely, I'm ready day one. I'd like to
see AOC do this.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
It's like when my my grandmother would be like, you
need to eat spinners like Popeye so you could be strong.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
I'm like, I'll be strong. She's like, yeah, you can
be strong like Popeye, and I'm like hell yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
And then I thought I was I was not fucking
strong because I ate that ship. But I believed for
a moment, I believed because I had a child like mine.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
I can I can pick up on complex patterns like
one A two, you have no idea where it's going. Well,
what do we have here? That's what see? And then
I get that right. The doctors look at me, they say,
how do you do that? They say so with tears
running down their face.
Speaker 5 (53:13):
They walk up to him and they give me a
big good in my forehead and they say, how you
do that?
Speaker 2 (53:18):
I say, nanny your business. Yeah, this ship doesn't get better.
It's it doesn't. He's not going the other way, no one.
And that's the thing where they say too.
Speaker 3 (53:30):
There's a lot of speculation about the Alzheimer's medication he
might be on, because they're like, oh, the hand bandages
look like maybe he's getting like quembi, which is like
in Alzheimer's medication, maybe like through his like wrist or something,
and that's why he's like now the bandages are ever
present short for quembin yama. That's how they say Wemby's
(53:52):
name in France Limby Quinby. But yeah, like and I
think a few like a few medical people were saying, like,
you know, the one of the side effects, he's like,
you're energy level goes in the toilet, which we could.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Explain the sleepiness.
Speaker 3 (54:05):
But also to your point, it's like this is only
for early and it's effective for a small number of
people in the early phase. Once it progresses, there's nothing
that can be done. And again, if you've had relatives
go through this kind of mental decline, you know that,
like it's it's hard enough when they have no job
or responsibilities. Now map the presidency over that and whatever.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
Who fucking knows. Yeah, it is wild that our very
last president showed us exactly like this is bad man.
You can like have somebody in there who doesn't really
know what's going on, yeah, and everybody will just like
protect them. And then now we're getting like that ramped
all the way up. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeahah yeah. Anyways,
(54:51):
let's just keep giving them awards and treats. Yes, four years,
it'll be good, be good for everyone, all right. That
is our numbers ten through six stories of the year.
We're at the top five. Holy shit, Oh my guys,
my god, you don't fuck this up. Don't fuck this up.
Don't fuck this up. So we're going to leave you
(55:13):
on a cliffhanger, did you We're going to be back
soon with probably the next episode to tell you what
the top five stories, including the number one story of
the year twenty twenty five is on The Daily zeiceast
until then, Miles, we're going me just on the computer.
I'm on the computer. How'd you do that? How'd I
(55:34):
do that? Brian the editor? Where can people find you?
Speaker 4 (55:37):
M at Miles house?
Speaker 2 (55:39):
Okay, and you can find Miles at my house on
the side of my house, taking big ships, sending and
I call it again, sending it in, sending it all
right back tomorrow. Until then, be kind to each other,
be kind to yourselves, get your vaccines way you still
can get your flu shots. Don't do nothing about Waite supremacy,
(56:00):
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Speaker 3 (56:02):
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