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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the
trend Cruise Slam Dunk Fail video.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Fuck yeah forgotten.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
It was like it was like one of those you
know why, It's because we've had so many political shit
post worthy memorable videos of people that it just got
buried in our minds.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah, we were talking about it before and everyone's like,
I don't think i've seen this. Ted Cruz, you know,
starts off one end of an auditorium, sprints through it
like it's it's giving Michael Jordan dunking from the free
throw line.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh like at.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
First, because like he's just backed up. He's not dribbling,
he's about to He's about to jump. Brian the editor says, sprint.
He says, you say sprint. I don't know it's necessarily
He like does a fast waddle towards the basket, but
with a lot of determination.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
You guys have to see this. We'll put in the foot.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Put it in the foot.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It is a little buried, so we Yeah, check out
the footnotes. Yeah, was able to able to find it
on Icy Eye. Smile Easy.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
You're not responsible for any malware you might encounter. Yeah
to this website either, But but you kind of see him.
So he hits the trampoline.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
His body is like forty five degree angle, like he's like,
and I'm about to launch at the rim and it
seems like he might do it for like a very
short second, and then he just runs out of gravity,
you know, like runs out of momentum and pulls him.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
He knows he's cooked mid air. Like he's like, bro,
you you the.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Body underhand at the Yeah, you don't have mad boosties, sir.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, you don't have zero moody.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
So he literally just the way he just ditch that
thing probably isrobably how.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
His constituents feel in Texas, where he just said.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Nope, yeah, but there's something about the physics with this,
Like in the same way Brian the Editor made a
good point, there's that jaw block Ja Moran block against
the Lakers where he just like goes up blocks it
catches like a layup with two hands, and then like
his body just keeps going up wheah in a way
that like doesn't make sense, and it's like, oh, that
(02:24):
shit just like glitched on us.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah, because he lifting drink.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, this feels this feels like the opposite of that.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
It feels like Ted Cruz just has more there's just
more gravity, Like whatever is going on in his like
mid section is just like that.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
That's it's again.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
He actually can't it's impossible to get that more than
three feet off the ground.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
He will never go more than three feet off the
ground because he's not strong enough. And he's just running
straight up on like powerful white guy confidence, like the
way he even trots up to that trampline.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I'm like you, sir, yeah you really, but I get it.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Why everything he's not.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Gonna it shuts out magically for me and Ted Cruz.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Town can show you though, we're all she's singing that
song in his head. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
They used to like back in the day before like
flight was a thing. They were afraid that humans couldn't
go above like eight feet, like couldn't go above the
second before Yeah, yeah something so like before anybody went
up in a hot air balloon. They like sent a
sheep up in a hot air balloon, like brought it
(03:29):
down to see if it was still alive. Like I
feel like this is what it would look like if
that had actually been true.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
No no, no no no no.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Your body just like gravitational thing that keeps you out
of elevator.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I can't go any high.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah, this is it.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's like when you hit the hit the top of
the board on like a platformer or something. She's like,
don't anyways, we're talking about Ted Cruise. We got started
talking about Ted Cruise because he was not surprisingly, while
assive weather catastrophe was happening in Texas, he was nowhere
to be seen. The you know, tragic flooding has GOP
(04:11):
members pulling out their thesauri to come up with ways
to say incomprehensible and an act of God, not man,
and definitely not our fault and certainly not the predictable
result of climate change, making a once a generation weather
disaster is sort of a once a year thing.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Is there a word for that? Chat GPT No.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
As with past weather based tragedies in Texas, people were like,
where tag, where are you? He on vacation again and
this time so it's not kN Kunk is a little
more fun because you just like picture him with like
the big like smear of zinc on his nose right
in like an inflatable giraffe inner tube or something with
(04:55):
like a fancy drink. But he was on vacation in
Greek and so that was he was issuing that statement
about like how we just there's nothing we can do
but lift their families up in prayer. He was issuing
that from Greece and not from you know, the Athens airport,
on his way home from a Greek hotel where he
(05:19):
was getting ready to go tour the fucking Parthenon. Twenty
four hours after the tragedy, he was spotted touring the Parthenon.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Oh so this is not even like as it's unfolding.
He's like, no, that happened twenty.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Four hours, like after the statement, after people were already
like that was a remarkably like shit response from somebody
who like is actually in control, like the one of
the most powerful people in the state of Texas. Like
you're like, we just lift their families up with our prayers.
Bullshit was very weak. He took that in and then
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went and did like the number one tourist attraction on
trip Advisor Athens.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
And I followed it up with a Greek street food tour.
It was great. Really just want to give high marks.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
To our tour meeting.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
You can find his reviews and its him like getting
roasted for being bad at his job.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
He's like, they actually call it a yetle here, really amazing,
really amazing, what a loser.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
And the debate still is raging about like who who's
to blame and like people are like, they got the
warning out in time, but I guess the coordination with
local officials is still under the date because a lot
of the people who were supposed to be doing that
were no longer had jobs. And the response from Trump
(06:53):
is he said the job eliminations did not hamper any
weather forecasting. The raging waters. He said Sunday were a
thing that happened in seconds. No one expected it, nobody
saw it, which is true, I did it. Yeah, they
fore they forecast warning out, the warning didn't get to
the people who needed to hear it, and yeah, that's
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actually what happened. But this is what we're going to
be seeing from them as they as the disaster they cause,
and that they are deliberately undermining our ability to survive
continue to get worse. They're just going to keep being like,
you know, we just have to chalk it up to
the man upstairs. He clearly wanted to kill those people
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more than he wants to kill me.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
So let's check it with Pam Bondy.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
What's the last boy?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Because so just a quick recap beginning of the year,
she was like, people are gonna are gonna get answers
on this. I have, I've been watching videos. I have
the list of apps Stein's client list.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
On my on my desk.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I'm just righting it through. I'm I'm a very slow reader,
but I'm reading through it, looking it over. And you know,
earlier this week they announced psych you're actually not going
to get Oh you.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Thought there is no client list, you fucking losers, even
though I said that, and everybody on the right's been
screaming about the Epstein client list and who's on it
or who's not. And I think obviously at this point
we're like, oh, so Trump's in that shit. So now
they have to act like there's nothing to see here.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Well, if only there were like some initial breadcrumbs that
would suggest to us that he might be on there,
like videos of him at Epstein parties, like visibly like
reacting hornily, chewing it up underage.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, and then or him being on the flight logs
multiple times.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Oh, I don't know, there's nothing to see and also like,
that's the part about the DJ rollout is we're like
and also like it feels like there's not even like
anybody else who maybe even connected.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
That we should even look into. And it's not that
big of a deal. Actually, Jefrey Epstein's like a good guy,
I think.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
So this is talking about it now. So another thing
they said is like, we're going to release the enhanced
video of the shoe the special housing unit where Epstein
was being detained, and a lot of people said, wait,
at like at the eleven fifty nine mark, it just
jumps over like forward one minute and there's just a
(09:22):
whole minute of the.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
We notice that too. We don't know why it does that.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
I don't even know, dude, I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
It's probably like daylight saving sim or something.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
So a lot of people, again, they're hearing this from
conservative meat like they're being asked by.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Conservative media because let's.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Forget they are just they're fucking obsessed with the clasile
of course, except they just wanted to be Bill Clinton
or whatever like Obama. So here's a This is Pam
Bondi being asked, point blank, okay yo, what's up with
this missing minute? Of footage, and this is her answer
that I'm I'm sure put everyone's suspicions to bed.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
And the minut.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Missing from the video. We released the video showing definitively the.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Video was not conclusive, but.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
What prior to it was showing he committed suicide, and
what was on that there was a minute that was
off the counter. And what we learned from your own
prisons was every year, every night, every night do that
video is old from like nineteen ninety nine, so they
redo reset and every night should have the same minute missing.
(10:32):
So we're looking for that video.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Okay, So if you ever need, if you've ever find
yourself in a speed like situation in a prison, just
know it around eleven fifty nine, the camera goes out
and you can go buck wheezy in there.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
What the fuck was that the video?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Like the way she even looks at Trump and she's
like right because the video.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Read is from.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Like he nodding slowly and uh huh.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
She's in time, like it's really really fucking whack.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
And again whatever also got super defensive, like the Superducei
Victor is saying, like everybody's just nobody's selling this, guys.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
No no, no, no, no, no there because again they're
so stupid that they think you can just merely say
no and then the reality is changing.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
So wild that they are like so fucked on this
that the big piece of evidence that they were presenting,
which I didn't like, I had no expectations that it
was not going to be conclusive. All they needed was
a fucking video of the door on the night in question,
and they couldn't even do that. They couldn't even show
(11:49):
you the unedited footage of the door.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah, it's just a bad look, Like, don't even even
if the video evidence is conclusive, just that one minute
missing has so much many people.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
What the fuck is going I.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Mean, because really, the bigger thing video being edited or
not is the cover up that we're seeing happening, where
they're saying there is no Epstein client list and no
third parties need any kind of investigation because innocent people
may be exposed.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Like y'all, no, look.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
There's clearly a cover up here, and I'm just wondering
why who's behind Donald Trump is going out of his
way to delete the one minute footage where Bill Clinton
and Hillary Clinton walk.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
In in all black.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
All black wearing medical gloves.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
The black nick cap, Yeah, medical gloves, and they do
an exact reenactment of the Michael Clayton hit You'll get
on their watch three two one, moving body, like I
had no expectation for the video, Like, I know, I
think there's a very real possibility that Jeffrey Epstein, you
know times did take his own life, you know, because
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somebody was like, look, man, like, there's so much money
resting on you no longer being alive if you don't
do it, like everyone that care about like will make
it like worse than you just doing it yourself, you know,
Like that that makes a ton of sense, because yeah,
there was just way too much riding on the idea
(13:22):
of him, you know not, I mean.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
To the point where now they are just disappearing a
fucking like evidence they had, Like, come the fuck on,
that's so wild.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah, And then yeah, when Trump was asked about it,
he was like, guys, move it on, Let's move along.
There are other more important stories to tell. And that's
it on Epstein.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
And that's it on Epstein, and no further answers, your honor.
Let's take a quick break, we'll come back. We'll talk
about some movies and We're back, We're back, And Kevin
(14:06):
James was not one that I had pinned necessarily for
being like a comedian who wants to go like do
the tough guy route, you know, like I'm actually yeah,
or like you know, Jim Carrey like was like, I'm
going to be a serious actor and I'm going to
keep doing it right, you know, gave us The Truman Show,
(14:26):
a real classic, created a form of psychosis in Americans
for generations. And Bob Odenkirk just made Nobody, which is
a really fun action movie where he's just like a
normal everyday guy who looks like Bob Odenkirk, but also
(14:47):
it is secretly John Wick. And Kevin James saw that
and was like, yes, please some of that.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
I'm having that. Yeah, yep, what fine.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I'm just like it is wild, huh.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
I think Christina riachis in it and does like a
no look axe throw to somebody's dome from hitting underneath
the bar, and I was like, okay, so it looks great.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Christina Riachie loving everything, big fan. So they made some
smart moves here. I'm just saying, no, like what this
is not this is not the guy like this. Yeah,
the thing we want to see from him is making
that cute face in the kitchen like that.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I know, you know.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
That that's I think maybe that's what he's trying to
fucking count.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Trying to Yeah, that's not me.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
I'm not I'm not the guy the just the very
innocent guy from King of Queens.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Just like trying to be innocent, like giving.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
The most leg Yeah, I look like Travolta just letting
it go, you know, with my bald head and beard.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah, so in this he does have a bald head
and beard. He said, give me the late stage Travolta,
and they've nailed it.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
The action looks fun.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
But I just like that they're making nobody too, Like
I'm I'm gonna watch that.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I'm probably not gonna watch this.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Was he did he have a two pay and then
he just like started shaving it off. Yeah, probably later
seasons he was he had the piece and come over
and then he said, fuck it, I'm going Lebron.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Actually know Lebron, didn't he I'm going MJ with it.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I'm going Lebron in that one picture.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
In that one picture, And then I got scared and
I went back to it. But he was. His real
name is Kevin Niphing, So he what Niphing k.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
N I p F I n G Kevin George nipping
Norn professional, He's Kevin James Kevin. Yeah, well you look tough, man,
and you know what, you look great holding a gun,
and I think people really don't know that you're actually
really tough dude, and you're not like a soft ass
dude like the pictures and your body of work suggests.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Man, you're fucking so tough dog dude, like if they
only knew, and you're gonna show them.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
You're gonna show them all, all right.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
And then the first reactions to the New Superman movie
are out online and they are mixed but seem largely positive.
Daily Beast came with one. They were like, this thing
sucks shit like that one is the terrible New Superman movie.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Is the final nail in the grave for the superhero genre.
Nail in the grave? Yeah, you know sometimes you put
a nail in the grave.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Okay, wait, is that actually what it was?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
That's what it says, copy and paste.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Oh it is Holy ship.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
That was the first review and everyone's like, oh man,
this is really bad. But then all the reviews since that,
I have been like pretty happy. It's like James Gunn
generally when it comes to superhero movies, makes watchable stuff. Yeah,
it would be surprising if this just like completely missed.
But people, you know, we're waiting to see. One thing
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is for sure, and that is that Superman has gone
super woke. Oh shit, and we're fucking tired of it.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
When we hated yeah wow, super woke is the lower
third that they had on Fox in front of yeah okay.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
James Gunn at one point said, very tepid, middle of
the road quote, the Superman in many ways is an
immigrant being, you know, a fucking alien from a different planet.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
He's Asian. I knew it.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
This guy's freaking Asian.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Get him out of here.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Came from other places, Like he just like defined what
immigrant is. He was like he he came from other places,
and they just Fox News just like flipped over the
table and like lit a fucking office plan on fire.
So a Fox News round table with Kelly and Conway
wrote super Woke on the lower third, arguing that people
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don't want to be lectured to. Jesse Waters joked MS
thirteen is probably printed on his cap which is like
a really good one that they had to just like
stop down probably for a little while to it's like,
you know, pause for laughter and.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
All pause for laughter, change your pants because you pissed
yourself so hard. That's how funny it is, because you
just your form of joking is just to say some
like propaganda buzzword.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
He probably had zoron on his shoe. Fuck yeah cool,
the s is probably a z in this one.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I love though, how we've exported our ignorance to Australia
and on their coverage on Sky News there they this
guy goes. This guy sounds like he's like auditioning to
be on like fucking Steve Bannon's fucking podcast. This is
him talking about like this is this is the real America?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
There?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Fuck?
Speaker 6 (19:55):
Did he directed James Gunn announcing that Superman is really
a sorry about an immigrant, an immigrant that comes from
other places looking for kindness. Now, obviously he's positioning this
new movie to be part of the debate over how
Trump is treating illegals.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
No, no, before that happened.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
Kind after all, Superman arrived from another planet, a refugee,
a migrant looking for love. Of course, what the left
out is that he was raised in Middle America by
Christian parents to assimilate American and uphold Lord.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Oh yeah, those people still get deported. Yeah, you would
be debated. Yeah, there's what the are you talking about?
You think we care if you're raised in America? No, no, no,
by a good like Trump voting parents, They're still going
to deport. You're asking you've got to be got to
be born here, you got your skin.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Man and get facial reconstruction surgery to.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Have more features or else you're not you either Rice
or you're getting your ass deported. Yeah, and this sucked,
Like I don't want to have to defend a movie that, ultimately,
if it does well, is going to benefit David Zaslave
Like that sucks.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
He's like, well, well well Jack.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
People point out like this cast is like particularly white.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
But it's so.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Superman flying by.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
But the idea that like a woke Superman is a
new thing is like, for first of all, like the
big thing, like Ben Shapiro's like the truth, justice, and
the American way. That's what he said from the beginning.
That's his promise to us, and they're trying to get
rid of that. That was like added for a few
years after World War Two, when like during the Red Scare,
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they added that every of Superman actually like the from
the start, he was just like truth, justice and like
some other thing.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
You know, it is extreme change freedom.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
In the sixties and seventies it was switched to freedom.
But in the thirties it wasn't even the American way
because they knew that they could sell this shit everywhere.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
They weren't. They were no dummies.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
The immigration metaphor was there from the very beginning because
the creators of Superman, Jerry Siewell and Joe Schuster, were
the children of immigrants. And yeah, that's fucking that free
and that one freaked me out, those damn in a
nineteen forties radio show, he has for a long time
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not like been a fan of racism.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
For whatever reason.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
During the first Trump administration, the comics tried to.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Appeal to both sides.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
One comic found Superman defending immigrant workers from a white
gunman who was like mad at them for taking his job,
which I don't know where they got that plotline, oh
from like literally the news and Superman stood up for them.
It's wild to like have Superman intervene in an actual
news story like a mass shooting right right, right, immigrants
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and be like fuck that.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah, it's like, wait, you wish that hadn't happened.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
I wish that Superman maybe would have been a little
bit slower flying there, right, that's all.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
That's that's that's that's actually, that's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I'm saying I hate that Superman is on the side
of the people that I hate, so that means.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
I'm the baddy.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Maybe I'm It could be, it might be, you might be. Yeah.
The fact that they don't know that they're the bad
guys is like.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Wow, I they no, they do.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
It's just their whole existence is spent trying to reorganize
the world so they don't have to change anything and
they don't have to be the baddies anymore because it
ain't gonna come through fucking self awareness or fucking trying
to better yourself. It's like, no, I actually need to
make the laws now so that I'm actually on the
side of good and there's no such thing as racism.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Well, anyways, we're all rooting for you, is as we always.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Yeah, man, you know we need you know, I know
you need to win after that whole fucking McKenzie debacle
with changing the names and ship.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I mean that wasn't a debacle. That was exactly exactly
as planned. He gets to fucking you know, blame McKenzie. Yeah,
and like other CEOs probably were like, damn, that was smartest.
Damn you see how he just operates, Okay.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
Spin move.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Brian the Eddar is also pointing out that people are
mad that Superman will have vulnerabilities in this one, even
though like Superman to the original, like Christopher Reeve, I
think the high point like pretty much agreed to as
the high point of the Superman character in terms of
like breakthrough and like wide success is like the Christopher
Reeves first two Supermans. The second Superman is like he's
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normal the whole time, and he does it like for
a for a fucking woman dude. Like he's like basically
just like sitting there in a cuck chair the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
It is like they he's like on a honeymoon where
he's like not paying any attention to the news and
like Zod has taken over and he has no idea
that he just like goes and uh relinquishes all his
powers because he wants to be in love with Leis Lane,
and they're like, that's when Superman was real. It's like, wait,
what so anyways he's a woman apparently in this one
(25:28):
there there are some vulnerabilities, which is the entire point
of Superman is like, anytime you make a movie about Superman,
you have to figure out how you're going to make
him vulnerable in some way. And yeah, it's ah, now
he's going to be sitting in a cup chair watching
Lex Luthor and Lois.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Lane just doing whatever.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah, and this is what they want super Yeah, the
dog gets this man. Yeah, exactly, Thanks a lot, Obama.
All right, those are some of the things that are
trending on this Tuesday afternoon. We are back tomorrow with
a whole last episode of the show. Until then, be
kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get your
(26:08):
vaccines while you still can get your flu shots. Don't
do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk to
you all soon.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Bye bye.
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