In this edition of Wreckx-Trend-Effect, Miles and special guest co-host Pallavi Gunalan discuss their respective weekends, Joe Biden's cancer prognosis, James Comey's "86-47" post, Trump not posting about Elon anymore, the Romanian presidential elections, that kindergartener who brought jello shots to school, Trump's branded watch fail and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Remember Lamb Chops underwear a special pair for you to wear?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
What?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
No, it was the commercial for Lamb Lamb Chops underwear,
a special pair for you to wear?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Was it like the puppet brand?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeahs Was it for kids?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
No? It was for like freaky ass adults who shouldn't
be talking to kids on the internet.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Weird.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
No, yeah, it was for kids. Bro, I'm so commercial.
Jingles never leave my mind, and I bet I have
the pitch right to.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yes, it's trying to take my clothes.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I didn't like that commercial Lamb on kids underwear, like
for everyone to see that was weird.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Yeah, the lambshop is just laughing like a psycho in
the background.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Murdered someone was the person behind them?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
It's a hand, Brian Pants, that's a hand.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
The lady Sharie Lewis Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Curly redhead.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
White people aren't doing their curls like they used to.
They need to bring that height.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
The perms people were rocket fuck it.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
My mom had a perm She looked like fucking wolverine.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Hell yeah, I bet nobody fucked with her. No.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I mean she was married, so it was too late.
But dad couldn't do anything until years later when he
actually left her. So but maybe the clock was taken
when she got the perm.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
We were talking about funny jingles too, because like Jack
East really loves like crazy Chicago based jingles, local shows
or local stores, and I was like trying to think
of some from Utah, and the only one I could
think of was this like anti meth but kind of
pro meth jingle from when I was in Utah. And
(02:15):
it was like, oh, meth, oh meth. And you remember
that one.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
And she's like she's cleaning her house and it's like
so clean.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Did she has so much energy?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Got on the show actually talk.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
About it years ago? Oh okay, okay, But I was
like obsessed with this song and I was just like
singing it. I remember this, busy as a bee? Where
did I get all this energy? Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I don't sleep, I don't need but I've got the
cleanest house.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
On the street.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Get these hairs all out of my face, get these
bugs all out of my place.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
One more, Hey, no to my stone. I'm like, yeah,
I want to wake up with meth in the morning,
Meth in my cup.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I remember we heard this and I had the same thing.
This was real, This was real, This was real. I
think another guest had brought it up show.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
And I was singing it in fourth grade.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah, I get it. It's catchy.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
This is like the white people's equivalent of like a
Negro spiritual.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
It's so good.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Oh man, like that thing, like of the.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
White should be singing it right.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Centric spiritual. My house is the cleaness on the block.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
And it was all like good, Meth points It's like
I'm doing all of the work that I need to
get done.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah, I know exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
No more procrastinating on taking apart that TV.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Oh, meth, do not take a part old TVs.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Please figuring out what's inside that cathode ray tube? Oh hi,
is this the internet? Oh yeah it is. Welcome to
season three in nine, Episode one of The Daily Guys,
a production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
This is the podcast where we take a deep dive
into america shared consciousness. It's Monday, May nineteenth, and this
is the episode where we catch you up to speed
over all the happenings.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
That have been happening news wise in our hearts. Okay,
all right, yeah, who's that? Oh it's my co host today, Paul.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Hello, hello, I'm so ready to get with the happenings.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Oh, I know you are, I know you are. I
was good to see you on Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It's good to see you in the darnedest places. I
did you go ham on the free candy that was
at that event?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
No, because I'm vegan and there was only like one
candy and then it disappeared vegan.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I didn't even know that. Yes, yes, fantastic.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I mean, didn't you get it in my I'm better
than you attitude?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
That's why I was like, you got a real I
eat bacon all day type energy.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, I would have never known.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh my god, I'm a vegan of the people.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Thank you, thank you, thank you the true vegans exactly.
That's what we need, just to just to relate to us.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
It's because I'm vegan but very unhealthy, Like I already
know what all the candies I can and cannot eat.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
What candy could you eat that was vegans?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I could have eaten the sour patch kids. Oh those
are gel Swedish fish. Yeah, those are vegans. And if
they're not and I'm wrong, don't tell me, Okay, don't
let me know what ever, let me go into the
gelatin page. Oreos.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I have a whole thing of that right now.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
What are the other what other sneaky?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I know Oreos is one. There's like another terrible food.
I'm like, that ship has nothing in it.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, if it's made out of plastic, it's really good
for vegans.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
So there there's two types of vegans. There's like the
healthy kind and then there's me. So yeah, that's why
you got the I eat bacon all day. I have
still eat trash. It's just vegan trash.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
There's that that one spot in Hollywood that's by the
offices in Hollywood or the iHeart offices there spot.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, yeah, I'm like obsessed with doomies.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
That is like it's vile, how unhealthy it is that.
I'm also like, bro, I love this.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I eat it all the time.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
It's so bad.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It's it also makes you realize how unreal most of
the junk food we eat is because it's so similar.
I'm like, this, I'm pretty sure is nacho cheese. No, yeah,
this is vegan. Yeah what the fuck I've been eating?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah, it's just made out of cardboard and plastics.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
It's flavor oil. It's flavor oil. That's all it is.
And I love it.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I love being American.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I love it. I love flapping myself in flavor oils.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
This is where we're going to talk about, you know,
what's going on with us first, before we get to
the top line news items.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
What's overrated? What's underrated? Polv? What's something you think is underrated?
That's okay. If the dogs are barking, my dogs are
barking too, you know you're okay?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Hold on, am I underrated? I don't know if you've
seen this. Uh, Tesla's trying to rebrand. Have you seen
I saw one where like they put like a Toyotas
line over the owner put a Toyota sign over the
Tesla's simple because I don't. And then there's like ones
where they're making stickers that are like I bought this
before he went.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, there's like Insanity Edition. I've seen people put that
on their car.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
It's like when you're trying to get a divorce but
you can't afford to move out, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
There's they still have the car.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I think it's like nice to be that self awayre
and also like I just love that the Tesla owners
are It's like having a barking dog. They're like, listen,
I know it's got problems.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Okay, So it's I know, I know he's a Nazi.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
This is I'm one of those. I was like a
wealthy Prius owner who was looking for something that indicated
that I was a little bit like a literal class
above other Prius owners.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
And that's yeah, and I didn't I couldn't predict this.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I do not know I would be wearing driving a
Nazi clown car. Yeah, it's it is funny, like it's
the divorce, but you can't.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Move out yet. It's like, I'm just gonna start wearing
an ear ring now to let people know we're divorced.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
But I still live in home. But I am wearing
the ear ring now.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
But that doesn't the earring mean that you're gay? From
like the nineties, We're like, yeah, you know what, that
divorce is actually justified?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, underrated for me, I've just I I recently had
to open a CD and I was blown away. How
my so my underrated are millennial skills that are ingrained
as muscle memory. Fucking CD I was like, watch me
fucking pop this shit open, get the sticker off everything
(08:46):
so quick. I felt like, like, what are like a
Navy seal who blindfolds themselves and takes a part a
fucking rifle and then cleans it and puts it back together.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I was like, ear the CD, You're like what the
Winter Soldier like or whatever? Yeah, just like like waking
up and it's waking up all these.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Talents of you.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
But all I have are a pile of loose CDs
that I'm like to get it off. I'll get the
sticker off. I just had this like it's just wild again.
How It's something I did so many times when I
was younger. It is like the opening of a CD
or a game that had like some cellophane like wrapping
on it. And how I think I just I think
maybe my underrated is physical media, because really I when
(09:30):
I did that, I was like, man, this used to
fill me with such fucking joy to.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Be like and this CD is me. I am this,
I am the latest whatever fucking I am. I am
fifty cents get rich or die trying.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
This is open the book with it and like read
the lyrics or like the thank you's like all of
that that was so nice and then you saw.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
That enhanced CD logo. I could put this on the computer.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah, yeah, Okay, I feel like there's so many, like
so much has gotten worse, like in terms of like
art and consumption and stuff, because yeah, that was like
a material item, but like more effort was put into
it and we've got them fewer and far between. Yeah,
I'm like happy that we have access to more stuff now,
but I also think like we have lost some some
(10:14):
art of like unpacking videos been so much more.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Fulfilling, which will roll into my overrated which is the
just proliferation of digital media. I think there's something it's
like it's good and bad, right They.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Available podcast is good digital media? Well yeah, immediately puts
the press of the shutdown button.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
They could have done that years ago.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
But like the thing I'm talking about, like film and
TV and music, right, the things we used to buy physically, Yeah,
there was such an intent around pursuing a piece of
media where now everything is so passive it's like ented
to us like on a carousel or like a fucking
feed that I as now like I'm engaging more and
(11:07):
more with like discovering music in I realize like how
that skill has been kind of like atrophying basically because
it's all just there all the time, and I forget,
Like I feel like I watch less movies because I
don't have to pursue movies as much.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
It's weird. It's like a very ironic thing.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I was thinking about that too, Like AMC is doing
like fifty percent off of movies or something to get
more people to come out to see them because they're
just on our TVs at home, you know, like with
all these subscriptions. But I think part of the art
that we are missing, that we lost is not only
like the physical touch and the process of like going
to the movies or whatever. It's the social aspect too,
(11:45):
rit like interacting. Even if you go by yourself, you're
still interacting with people at the theater. You're still like
there is some sort of community connection. And I think
that is lost in how everything has become digitized.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Even like buying an album or a DVD.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I like, hey, bro, I'm gonna go get the I'm
gonna go buy the album or whatever.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
You want to come with me. Yeah, I'm not doing nothing.
I mean, obviously that's like some nineteen year old or
go to the mall together or whatever you call your friend,
like you ain't doing shit, right, No, you just go
do some shit. Now obviously it's a little bit different,
but like or you like even there.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
About it, Like it comes out and you guys like
each get a copy or whatever, and then you like
listen to it all the way through and then you
talk about it. Like, I feel like there's so much media.
There's so much consumption, and there is also so much
like like bad quality media because now it's on a
quantity instead of quality, which like we have to participate
(12:42):
in too, Like we can't take our time with stuff
we want to put out.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
But like yeah, so so like.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Like being able to like digest and criticize good art
is also lost in addition to like creating it.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah right, because everything is so instant. It's like now
we're just like it's like the second something comes out,
then the takes are already.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Going off on fucking blue Sky or whatever, and I'm like, what, yeah,
fuck man.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Very basically, I think what I'm saying is I want
to be nineteen again.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I'm also in a nostalgia.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
I am also that yes, Polly, what's something you think
is overrated?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I did this because I was inspired by you and
Brian my bald Kings.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Okay, overrated hair transplants.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Listen, we don't want Turkey to overtake us in the
global race. Okay, we don't want what happened?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Do you know somebody went to Turkey recently?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
No, I'm just saying, like, have you seen those pictures
out of Turkey where like it's the airport and it's
all the dude with every ession has hair transplants. Also,
like I'm so sick of like unrealistic male beauty standards,
you know, like these poor.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Guys just to be like they have to have the
hair and be tall and you know all of those things.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
They're so do they benefit from global patriarchy, but they
also suffer from weak hairlines.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
And that's yeah, just.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Think about I just want I just want my bald
Kings to own it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
John Cena just shave it off. It's fine hair.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
He was and then he I think he said he
got a hair transplant because he fell bullied. Oh ship, Yeah,
And I was like, this man has has and he
wishes he had hair.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
That's sad.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
You know he couldn't use them wishes just for one.
They couldn't.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I could really, he could really use a wish right now. Yeah,
it's actually an airplane two Turkey.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Yeah. Yeah, there was a thing too.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I just saw with Tom Hardy promoting something. He was
talking about his hair transplant too. I was like, Oh,
I don't know, Tom hark.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I feel like it's going to go the way of wrinkles,
where we forget that wrinkles exist. We're gonna forget that
there were bald men in media, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Like, I won't forget you never forget.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I'll never forget. I look in that mirror and I
go forgot this.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Take that hat off, mild take that out.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
For my formal events, yes, all the time, Like what
I when I am?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I mean, I can't like what's your what's your headcare routine?
Speaker 4 (15:16):
My head care?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Oh like it's so straight guy, it's just like you moisturize.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You feel like sunscreen?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Yeah yeah, I'll sunscreen if I'm out in the sun.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I used to I'll wear a hat because I do not
need to expose the entire top of my skull to
UV rays.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Like all the time.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah, but yeah, yeah, I got to keep it lotion.
You got to keep the gotta keep the you know,
you don't want to.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I feel like like I feel like they've got to
have you know how they have like hair masks that
you like wear. There's got to be like a head
mask like a ball, you know what I mean? Like
that does like a moisturizing deep moisture.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Bryan the edders shave, hyaluronic acid, coconut oil.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Okay, Brian, Okay, sounds good.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Okay, scalp man keeping in scalp care. I need to know. Hey,
if you got tips, let me know.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Also, I'm just you know, where the I always say this,
Come on, fucking science, where's the fucking pill that brings
the hair back?
Speaker 4 (16:12):
I don't need.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Women's reproductive systems. Let's get the hill.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I mean, we haven't made Eddie brockris none.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
We don't even know what cramps are. We don't even
know what cramps are.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
They're hurting on the inside, we're bald on the out.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
The outside, and we still don't know. All right, let's
take a quick break and we'll be right back to
talk the news. And we're back.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
So, Joe Biden announced that he has been diagnosed with
an aggressive form of prostate cancer that has metastasized. It's
in his bones now, but the prognosis seems pretty optimistic
in that it looks like it is manageable, it's responding
to hormone treatment. So, uh, this this kind of goes
(17:12):
off the last story where we did hear that he
had like a nodule that they were looking at, and
then now we've had the announcement that it is cancer.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I think for this reason alone, I'm not running for president.
I don't want everybody to know my medical business. Okay, well,
a lot.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Of people are even like there's there's been a lot
of speculation like one oncologist who is the brother of
Ram and Manuel, former chief of staff under Obama and JN.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Christ does everyone come from Chicago, It's from Sopranos.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
And Manual Ram and Manuel his brother. The oncologist he
was out here getting there quoted. I don't know if
this is sloppy, but he said, as an oncologist, he's like,
he must.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Have had cancer for years.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
What really like they're saying for this to have progressed
to this point and he wasn't trying to say this,
that or the other. But he's like, I'm just surprised.
As an oncologist. Typically doctors, especially if you're you know,
a president is under your care, you're gonna overtest rather
than undertest.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
So you know, this is now like it's a cognitive test,
you know what I mean, in which undertest.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
And oh, let's ship, let's switch the test up really
quick for a president Biden. Just hold a mirror in
front of him and say peek a boo and if
he reacts, then he's he's all the way with it. Yeah,
So this was like a this was like another thing
that's been you know, brewing around. And this is also
happening the week when the book Original Sin is now
being released. We got little excerpts from it last week
where they were talking about putting Biden in a wheelchair,
(18:40):
but they said the fucking optics would kill the campaign.
So he gets to have a wheelchair only if he
beat Trump. Was sort of like the thinking, but god, Jesus.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
This is elder. He said, like I'm steel bad for
him at all.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
This whole this whole book now like really like puts
really his three top aids like in the Spotlight being like, oh,
you are the three who really hid everything from everyone
in terms of like what his actual condition was.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I also have a really irrelevant question that's really patty.
Why is it called Original Sin? Isn't that apple eating?
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Like what? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Everything has to be making it sexy from Jesus. Oh,
you're looking at like yo, You're you're thinking like the
who was it that Angelina Joelee and Antonio Banderas the
movie Original Sin.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
In my mind, Original Sin is just like sexy.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
You might be thinking, I mean that movie was sexy
as hell Original Sin.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Wait, I need to go watch it, right, Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Yeah, this posters, Yes, yes, sexy.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Now imagine Joe Biden and.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I've heard imagine cover of the book Joe Biden and
Antonio Banderas. No, no, we're talking speaking of hair transplants,
and they say Antonio Banderas had one early That is
like propaganda.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
I will not hear that about mister posts and Boots.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Okay, okay, I.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Heard this from multiple journalists anyway, who who know.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
And look, it's fine, it's fine. He is beautiful.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
He is beautiful, and he's also the he also sells
allergy medication as a bumblebee. But yeah, so there's also
like it again, this also led to uh, Don Junior,
there's all kinds of conspiracies now about like his cancer
and what they want they're do they know what's he doing?
But I think this is also allowed for an opportunity
(20:39):
for the media to begin to be like, oh, Joe Biden,
you know, like let's forget everything that's happened, not to
say that like you need to hammer Joe Biden even
harder because he's announced that he's had cancer. But I
think the sympathy right now is much needed for Joe Biden,
who has a ton of just ship coming out this week.
There's also was it the Axiom thing?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, the audio from that interview with Robert I was
saying Ben.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Her and.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Steve Kerr and Ben Her and Robert Bob Her.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
All in it together. But yeah, the audio came out
of like, I guess an interview or something that he
had done and uh like in a report or like
we'd heard that report earlier about how he wouldn't be
fit to be be before a jury Biden about his
mishandling of classified documents because the jury would just see
(21:36):
him as like a daughtering old sympathetic man sort of
thing that came from this like interview.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
With a US attorney Robert.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Her Yeah, yeah, with Ben her And and the audio
came out and it was it's like pretty bad, Like
he can't remember the year his son died, he can't
remember when Trump was elected. He's like stopping speaking and stuff.
It's like very obvious. I think the interview was from
twenty twenty three, and the report came out in twenty
(22:04):
twenty four, but the audio just came out, yeah, with
axios leaking it or leaking reporting on it, and so
it's just like pretty bad. And obviously this whole time
he's just like denying his dementia. And then he got
mad that they brought up the year that Bo died, right,
he brought up Bo.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Yeah, why did you bring that up? You're like, sir,
you did he did that?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
That was you.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I mean, I think more than like the emphasis being
on Joe Biden, this really is about like what the
Democratic Party needs to fucking look in the mirror and
be like, look what your flick at what you fucking
did to the country by by like hiding all of
the deterioration in his mental state and just being so
fucking rigid and not allowing any kind of change to happen,
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whether that's in policy or candidacy or whatever. And now
we're here and the report gets the reports worse and
worse and worse, and now we got Ben Herr in
the mix.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I know, I truly think they don't care, though. I
feel like they're trying to just campaign off of it,
you know what I mean, Like this is how they are,
They're just trying to make money.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
This is the thing that worries me about, like the
Oligarchy tour with AOC and Bernie, is that this, like
all that momentum just gets funneled right into the Democratic
Party again with no fucking attention paid to, like all
of the mistakes they've been making over and over and
over again. It's like, well, there are these two people
who are saying the right thing, so maybe that can
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excuse everything else the party to terrible.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
But not even that, Like they're not They're like they
haven't endorsed zoran In like in New York, you know
what I mean, They're not even utilizing it on a
local level in a way that they could really like get.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
The fucking party. That's the thing that, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
They're like, yeah, we could do something different, but we're
not going to fundamentally change that. If that, if you
want that, that's a whole other thing called democratic socialism
and not doing that, we're not gonna Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
It's also so crazy that like radio Head is headlining
this year at the Oligarchy and so nuts.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Did you buy your tickets your wristbands? Did you?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
I did not. I did not. I couldn't. All the
bots bought all the tickets. Yeah, sales. Yeah it sucks, but.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Anyway, yeah, uh fuck cancer though forever and even Donald
Trump was even like had of a normal message or
be like, oh my god, look what he did.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
It's like, do not have.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Your perception altered by this very milk toast sort of
expression of sympathy towards Joe Biden from Donald Trump. This
is not yeah, he's not suddenly a fucking decent person.
He's just doing the bare minimum. James Camy, he was
also in the news, j Comy, you fucking.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Is fucking media seeking bitch.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
I know, thirsty, What is going on?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
James Comy, So former FBI director James call me Uh
was also in the spot like this weekend for posting
the most boomerash shit online. He posted a picture of
the numbers eight six, four seven, eighty six forty seven
spelled out with fucking seashells and then the caption was
cool shell.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Formation on my beach walk.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
A lot of people are like, you want to eighty
six forty seven? You want eighty six? The forty seventh president?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
What the so funny? It's so funny to me that,
Like James call me is like, aren't we supposed to
not know FBI people, Like, aren't they supposed to be
like them? And like the CIA, we're supposed to like
not know who they are. And he's posting they think
he's posting like these beach shell threats.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah, right exactly, menacing threats with seashells.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Also like cool thing. I saw cool shell formation, I
saw my beach walk. Oh yeah, what's what's your day
to day? Like James coomy, Everything good over there? It
sounds one beautiful, it's awesome anything going on out there.
And here's my active resistance. I'll put some seashells together, huh.
And here I am resisting eighty six forty seven. I mean,
anyone that's worked in a restaurant or bar has definitely
(26:05):
heard the term eighty six, and most I think generally
most people have heard the term eighty six okay something.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
But to be fair, he did this last week with
some starfish and it said seventeen thirty eight, So I
don't think he understood it fully either.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah he Oh my god, Like after this it's like
cash Ptel and many other people on the right were like, we're.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Looking into this. This is a serious threat against the president.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I mean sure, because we know MAGA is in a
perpetual state of like victimhood, they're gonna do that. But
I'm obviously James Comy will probably have some spleening.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
To do to the Secret Service.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
But predictably, the eighty six and insert presidential number here
format has been around since at least Trump's first term,
when people were selling eighty six forty five merch It's
like sort of like peak resistance lib like, you know,
merchandise you could buy. Then guess what, when Joe b
Iden was president, there was eighty six forty six merchandise.
(27:05):
And yeah, so this has just been a thing that
has always happened.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
But again, it's all about school.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I love, I love numerology. I hate making actual change.
I love yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I don't want to like actually fundamentally upend how I
live my life.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Can I arrange these shells?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Not nice?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
I love locks on the beach.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
I love veiled threats to the.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
President through shells, through shells. Love a shell, love a shell.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
A lot.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
And arrange of shells on the beach. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
So again, you know, I think one other possibility on
wankat they're pointing out is like, you know, James Comey's
been writing these like really stupid, like crime novels, and
they're like, wait, does he have a.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Book coming out? Yeah, he has a book coming out
this week.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
So he's pulling the Kanye Oh my, the worst, every
fucking weird government like horrific politician, official type person.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
They just want to be an artist.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
In the end. That's why artists are like less evil,
feels like on the whole, because we got to do
what we wanted in the beginning.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
You know, we.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Weren't just sitting there like like murdering people most of
our own lives and then turning to like painting humble
portraits or whatever Bush did.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
This is just yeah, I just feel this is like,
couldn't have come at a better time for Trump when
everyone is pissed about the fucking disappearing of like legal
residents in the United States, or the fucking coming tax
or not tax cuts, but the tax bill that's going
to create huge cuts to social programs. Just every he
like he really could have used the thing was like
(28:52):
and there mean to me, and that's now.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
What everyone on the right is doing with this Komi thing.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
So wait to go, James Comy, you chocked up another
win for Trump. Somehow, you're truly the king of kings.
All right, let's take another break.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Actually no, let's not. Actually no, you know what, we're.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
More for the people.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
We're gonna keep We're gonna.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Keep talking nonsense. Uh. There is a there's a report
in Politico that's reporting Elon Musk's GOP star is beginning
to fade significantly.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Not with help from you, Politico. Just don't report of that. Yeah,
don't talk about that, man.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
I'm like, also, I think you're doing the White House
is bidding with this article to insist so like so
intensely that it's like and he's.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
He's no, they don't even know him. He's gone. He
has nothing to do with me, he has nothing to
do with the Republican Party.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
African refugee. We don't know where he is.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah, I don't know how that happened. This week when
we welcomed fifty nine white people to America and we're like,
welcome to Buffalo, New York.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
Where you will live. It's just like Durban, You're gonna
love it.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
So yeah, Like they pointed out that Trump isn't posting
about how great a man he is on truth social anymore.
They even have like a bar graft to show like
the huge fall off and how it's like nothing happening anymore. Then,
Like none of the fundraising material that that Trump has
been sending out to people when he begs for money,
none of it used to mention like he's like I
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need your money because of all the great work Elon
Musk is doing at DOGE, and Republicans across the board
rarely evoke his name for any of their press releases
or propaganda. So they're like, oh, this looks like a
tactical retreat from Elon Musk. Yeah, it's probably that it's
probably a tactical retreat, and that it's not we're not
They're not walking away from his money or his ability
(30:40):
to control conversations on Twitter. It's just that you're optically
getting away from him because he pulls worse than Donald
Trump in terms of unlikability.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
We're we're playing checkers. He's playing throwing shit at the walls. Okay,
we have no idea what his next meal is gonna be.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Okay, it's all strategy.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
He might the shit at us next. Yeah, we don't,
We don't know, but yeah, I think headlines like these
would lead people to believe like Trump somehow figured out
that Musk is bad news.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
But that would.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Hardly be possible because we're talking about Donald Trump here,
so like he's not gonna be like that person's bad
and I'm good, So therefore we should not be in
alignment with them again.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
So up like on about tariffs, he's gonna care about
popularity like he do. He can read a room in
order to like make them laugh or to do a bit.
But I think he's just too like erratic in some
cases to actually like follow through with what he likes,
what's popular.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
But he doesn't always.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
You know hit that like the version that I think
lets like sort of like libs who are like don't
know what's going on or aren't thinking really critically about
like what Trump is doing, and just like read Politico
would be.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Like, oh, good, they ousted him.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
They knew he was bad, and maybe things will be
a little bit better because they did the bare minimum
by getting Elon Musk out.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
But then you see these reports.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Pro Publica put out a report last week that suggests
the administration is actually doing a lot to still help
Elon Musk's business interests. I mean, it's clear with like
the deregulation stuff that's going on, but like in Gambia,
specifically in West Africa, the State Department like launched an
all out pressure campaign that would allow for Musk to
like flood the region with starlink internet. And that's like
(32:25):
you're like, oh, of course, like yeah, they're still helping him,
it's just now he is less visible in what he's
doing because they're like, Okay, dude, I guess you being
a fucking Nazi uh is not great for the optics here.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
We only like subtle naziism here.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Can you imagine you're just like hanging out in Gambia,
minding your own spectrum business right yet, and then all
of a.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Sudden there's an outage. Now Elon Musk's.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
In there, and you're like, why are here too?
Speaker 4 (32:57):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Can I get like Cox or Charter or did they
combine too? Is everything just one company now because of consolidation?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Fuckit? I know? Yeah, true, were like the weeds of
the world.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Well, I mean that was the whole thing with like
the Cold War.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
It's like, all right, well maybe we can get our
like capitalist tentacles into other places and that's how we
can avoid like a hot war. Yeah, so this is
just we'll see what how this plays out. But again,
this is just a tactic that takes I think I
think most people, this just takes Musk's name off the
table when it comes to campaigning or like whatever, so
(33:37):
they can be like Elon Musk has nothing to do
with anything. So when you guys keep like saying insisting
that Elon Musk is the destroyer of everything and we
enabled it's it's just not going to resonate.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
They're going to keep his baby on a secret service.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, as the shield he still has
shield duty, big macky shout out the shield. Yeah, I
mean I don't think they're going to say, we actually
don't need the help of the richest man on earth
to help our fucking fascist take We.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Actually don't like money anymore. It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Yeah, we're actually like born to like eat, prey love now.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yeah, Like we went to Burning Man and we just realized,
like there's so much that can be like exchanged and barbered.
It's it's it's a beautiful thing. Okay, let's now take a.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Quick break, yer one.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Now we deserve One'll be right back to talk about
another election abroad that went left because the other guy
went to right.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
All right, we'll be right back and we're back.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Hey, bit of good news from Romania a centrist be
it a far right extremist uh and in the Romanian
presidential election.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
We can hope for.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
The best week and hope or the best we can
hope for is that we are the like fucking rotting
piece of flesh that serves as an example to other people.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Like no, fucking don't do it. Don't fucking do it.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Please remember remind yourselves of your own histories with writing authoritarianism.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Twenty sixteen was like.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
It was it was it Trump got elected and then
like Britain voted to be out of the euro opinion.
It was like one I would I was like, I
feel like they should learn from or it was vice
versa something like that where I'm like somebody should have
learned a lesson and they didn't and it just kept
getting worse.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
No, no, it's uh it.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
I mean let's see from the when was it voted. Yeah,
it was like right within a few months of each other. Yeah,
like is has the whole world gone mad?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
And the answer was yeah pretty much.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Yeah, no, absolutely it did it? Did it did? But
I think again, Yeah, June sixteenth was when that referendum happened,
six twenty six So.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
We didn't learn any thing from.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
We were hold on America, Fuck the British.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Okay, we won that war. We're not.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
We're gonna go. We're gonna go harder than they are
on British.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
You think you're spiraling to do fascism, bitch, watch us. Okay,
we're your only child.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Ye get ready, get fucking ready.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
So yeah, Romania, the I think it was the former
mayor of Bucharest or former and former mathematician current mayor
of Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
He hasn't been like inaugurated or whatever into the position yet,
I guess, right.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, But his opponent was a huge
trumpy asshole who was like, fuck the EU, fuck NATO,
We're not helping We're not helping Ukraine. We're gonna help Putin,
Whereas you know, the candidate that one was like, we
actually need to like really guard ourselves against Russia, and
part of that is ensuring Ukrainian safety, you know, like
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thwart invasions and ship I don't know that's matter.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
I think math brain. You know, you got to really
have a math degree to figure that out.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah, truly, just like, yeah, I think this plus this
equals momentum in the wrong direction for our country, especially
with the country that Putin has its eyes on. But anyway,
this is good news, good news where hopefully America can
continue to serve as an example to just keep centrism place. Yay, look,
(37:26):
you gotta get your wins where you can. But I
think the one thing I'll keep saying, like when Canada
did the did the opposite of what America did. In
Australia did the opposite of what America did. Don't just
let the neoliberals just rest on their laurels. You have
to tackle the inequality or else the right wing fucking
menace comes right back out at you, okay, and they
(37:48):
are able to pick people off with their messages of it's.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
The other whatever. Okay, but hear me out a new plan.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
If we just gave up trans people and their rights
as human beings, and maybe what if we just try that.
What if we throw out another group of people to
sacrifice in the volcano of the Maga man.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
I was hoping to introduce you more formally, Governor Gavin Newsom,
but yes, we do have Governor Gavin on the pod today.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Hey, yes, me, are.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
You on house? Because I want to burn your shit?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Holy shit, dude, and I'm hoping I'm the guy for
twenty twenty eight. You know, I will throw the LGBTQ
community under the fucking bus and I will disappear all
unhoused people.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Like Also, please check out my latest episode with.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Charlie Kirk I know where we talk about the sickest,
sickest beers to eat with a smoked.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Briskey beers to eat with?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Yeah, just eat the fucking can I eat it solid
like a man. Just bite, I just bite the fucking
can brot.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
Oh, I love you, Governor Newsom, I fucking love you, Charlie.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Uh all right, so again, great a little bit of
good news. They're not everything's going fully by the wayside,
but the bar is low.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
The bar is low.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Uh Paulay, did you you put this in here about
a kindergartener in Pennsylvania who it's.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Funny you call me anar.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Okay, don't say no.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
It's funny that you brought this to our attention because
I was thinking that I saw another thing that there
was a kid who brought like weed cookies to school,
like took out like a whole fucking I don't even know,
like a third grade class or something.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Listen, he wanted nap time to just last a little
bit long.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
Yeah, for real, for real, for real.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Uh So in Pennsylvania, a fucking kindergartener brought jello shots
to school.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
We have to like shot shot.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
Or as you said, maybe this was a promo for
a different kind of shot.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Dude, baby, it's.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Your baby shots.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
I mean, the kids aren't doing vaccines, vaccine a these shots.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
There loud, yeah, kill the.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Drink this ever clear laden jello shot that tastes like
kind of like green apple but mostly ISoP isopropyl.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
Is so purple. I need ISO to clean out.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
My gabbling wasted right now.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
This is just like so funny when it's like I
think a lot of times when they the stories always
start off with like a child brought these to school,
when it's like, no, some fuck with parent left out
a bunch of jello shots. The kid is always going
to bring some something from home they think is cool
to school, picking.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
From like they were like jello shots or should I
is I AMDs hovering over guns.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
A bag of math ooh o getting all the six
year olds stressed? Ooh math. Yeah there was that.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Do you think the teacher took one after only they
were like, I had a rough day, let me take
these home?
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Probably, I mean, if I mean, what do you what happens?
I'm just trying to think of, like what I've never
seen a child inebriated before, like.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
That already seemed drunk like around.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
They walk off fuddy, But I guess like are they
like to chill, like are they slurring like a drunk
or they just.
Speaker 4 (41:24):
Feel like.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Which is great TikTok material for TikTok teachers. And then
they probably smell like alcohol. Yeah that's a lot of
alcohol at a shop for a kid.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
That's dude, A fun time. Yeah. I mean those kids
apparently they just went to the nurse's office and then
the ambulance had to get them.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, they were okay.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
Quick quick story, quick story, quick story.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
So I would think I was like two or three
when we were at like a gathering and my mom
left her drink unattended for a moment, and I think
it was like Brandy or something, and I apparently immediately
grab this ship, turned it upside down and was hammered,
and I was just running around in circles and I
ended up running into the wall and then I just
(42:11):
passed out. Oh my, And you remember that was having
a blast apparently.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Oh it was like a story that.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
Eighteen hundreds when Brandy was used to put children to back.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Wow, how old I think I am.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
I said what I said, Please tell me, Please tell
me it was Ian J Brandy, Please it was it.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
Was something like that.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
It was actually Johnson and Johnson Brandy.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Yeah, early yeah, baby sleep tonic. I think what they
called it uh, no more tears.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
No more some tears, Brandy.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Yeah, but then about how hard their life is as
a three year old?
Speaker 6 (42:46):
Get it?
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Okay, you know, get it?
Speaker 4 (42:49):
Not very potty train.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
I mean, if you go back?
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Why why why did you do that? Mommy? Why did
you disappear all the time when you put your hands
over your eyes?
Speaker 2 (43:01):
Why?
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Why my crayon sharpener don't work?
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Oh god? Oh man, the crayon sharpener that was built
into the box of crayons? H did you ever use that?
I never did try.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
It was always bad.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
I feel like I just always rage quit on it because,
like then, the I think I was so particular about
the paper that was wrapped around the crayons from getting destroyed.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
I'm like, bro, what the fuck? This is like fucking up. No,
I'll be like, now this thing's spent. The second it
goes flat, I'm off this.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
You're just chucking out full crayons that went flat.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Yeah, I'm a fucking animal.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Your month.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
I was E and J Brandy at three years old,
not giving a fuck. All right.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Last story, unfortunately has to do with Donald Trump again.
But it's a good it's fine because it involves shodenfreude
for trumpy dickheads who want to buy shit that has
the word Trump on it.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
So there was a six.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Hundred and forty dollars Trump branded watch with Trump's like
actual signature like on the face of it. But holy shit,
this is like, this is one of the most legendary
fuck ups I think in merchandising I've ever seen. When
people got their fucking watches that they ordered. There was
no tea on the fucking face of the watch. So
(44:15):
it just says rump about rump watches.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
What is that like song from the eighties, the Rump.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
Rump Shaker. Yeah, that's from the nineties. All I want
to do is check baby, check baby. What you know?
Speaker 1 (44:32):
That's actually the first verse that Pharrell Williams ever wrote
for another artist is Teddy Riley's rap on rump Shaker.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
Yes, Pharrell was a protege.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Of Teddy hundreds, Farrell.
Speaker 4 (44:45):
Was a protege of Teddy Riley Shout Out Virginia, and
that's how he sort of that was like his entry
point into music.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
I know this because I'm I think if Farrell starts aging,
that's the end times.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
You know, he won' he won't. He won't. He won't.
He won't. He can't, he can't.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
We can't do that.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Yeah, Brian the Editor says he was finishing his post
doc when that song came out to give you just
to slightly age hymn.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
There you guys, do what you want with that information.
But yeah, the fucking rump. The pictures of this Paula
v are so fucking funny.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
They're so ugly.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
He got the pink inauguration first lady model.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Oh yeah, this one guy got it for his wife.
Tim paid six hundred and forty for it, one of
only two fifty.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Yeah, and it's like it's like the worst pink. It's
like such a trashy watch. And yeah, he got it
for his wife. And my favorite part of the story,
he's like so upset about like how it didn't live
up to the Trump quality of like his integrity or whatever.
But then he said it made his wife cry, and
(45:55):
it's like, bro, she cried because you're getting her a
Trump watch.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Yeah. She's like, I don't. I don't give a fuck.
You know, I voted for for a Kamala. Why the
fuck would you do this to.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
She's like, please, pay the light bill.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Sounds he sounds like a guy who doesn't think about
gifts for like his partner.
Speaker 4 (46:16):
And it's just like, I think it's a thing. I like,
it's so and it's for lady. Therefore, forgive me for
cheating on you.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
This is what he said to Fox five Vegas quote.
I thought it was really nice. It was beautiful, and
I knew it'd be something that she'd like. With the
president's so he heard an ad for another radio, he said,
with the president's voice, I was curious, So I went
on the website. When he got the bag or when
he got the wife, Uh, he said he got the
when I got my wife. When he got the watch
(46:46):
for his life, he said, I noticed it right away.
The tea is missing, it says Rump. This is according
to his wife. How could they process this and go
through something without checking their work. I'm very disappointed, Tim said,
I want it to be something special for her, and
we expected that it would be. It would have integrity
of the President of the United States follow.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
Through you like, I love that. This is the breaking
point He's seen every what like can you imagine being
so privileged? This is the only thing Trump has done
that has like materially affected.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
You as intersected with your life for sure.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
That's insane.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Yeah, I mean it, it totally tracks for this. He says,
I think that someone needs to be aware of the
mistake in their licensing department because this is he thought
the president would do something when then found out this
is just licensed. This is Donald Trump selling his name
to another grift or to grift you.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
You're like a pyramid grift.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Yeah, you are so many levels removed. And he just
said I would like an apology. Would an apology would
be nice for making my wife cry? And now he's
gonna get a call.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
He's like, I would also like an apology.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
This is so funny that they're like, oh ok, we're
going to replace it, no refund, just an eight hundred
dollars coupon for you to use it on the website again,
which is fun.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
For something else. I was like, they better have a
hump apron, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Like, ohmp apron, yeah yeah, oh yeah. Brian the editor
is asking, yeah, what what did happen to the Trump
turbion watch? Because that was it's just a type of
watch movement that's like very fancy, but like it was
allowing Trump to like charge super wild prices.
Speaker 4 (48:31):
But I'm not even sure when it's let's see Trump
turbuon nothing in the news yet, big surprise.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Yeah, well, because there was like one hundred thousand dollars
victory edition that he was selling and we're like, what
is it? Where is it from? But as of right now,
we do not know what is going on with the
Trump scam watch. Alleged scam watch, most likely a scam watch.
All right, Well, those the things that we're trending over
(49:01):
the weekend. We're gonna be back tomorrow with a brand
new episode. It's gonna be like, you're gonna want to
tune in for this one. We got all kinds of
other ship we have to get into, like investigations and
tax bills and all kinds of things. Maybe even a
game show where people can fight for their citizenship.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Like actually, and I'm sure Tyra Banks will be hosting.
Speaker 4 (49:23):
We were rooting for you. We were already we wanted
you to be in and we're so desensitized. We're like,
we were rooting for him.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Why do they make them racewalk though?
Speaker 2 (49:34):
That's so weird? All right, we're gonna bring it back.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
Yeah. And it's actually just gonna be called the Amazing Race.
Speaker 6 (49:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (49:45):
Oh god, it's a hellscape. But at least we're here together. Uh,
that's gonna do it for us.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
We will be back then. God bless y'all will see
you then. And by God, bless y'all. I mean whatever,
whatever gives.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
You power to do it, science, y'all, I got it.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
Shout out germ theory, Bye bye bye.
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Remember Lamb Chops underwear a special pair for you to wear?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
What?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
No, it was the commercial for Lamb Lamb Chops underwear,
a special pair for you to wear?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Was it like the puppet brand?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeahs Was it for kids?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
No? It was for like freaky ass adults who shouldn't
be talking to kids on the internet.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Weird.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
No, yeah, it was for kids. Bro, I'm so commercial.
Jingles never leave my mind, and I bet I have
the pitch right to.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yes, it's trying to take my clothes.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I didn't like that commercial Lamb on kids underwear, like
for everyone to see that was weird.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Yeah, the lambshop is just laughing like a psycho in
the background.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Murdered someone was the person behind them?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
It's a hand, Brian Pants, that's a hand.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
The lady Sharie Lewis Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Curly redhead.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
White people aren't doing their curls like they used to.
They need to bring that height.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
The perms people were rocket fuck it.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
My mom had a perm She looked like fucking wolverine.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Hell yeah, I bet nobody fucked with her. No.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I mean she was married, so it was too late.
But dad couldn't do anything until years later when he
actually left her. So but maybe the clock was taken
when she got the perm.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
We were talking about funny jingles too, because like Jack
East really loves like crazy Chicago based jingles, local shows
or local stores, and I was like trying to think
of some from Utah, and the only one I could
think of was this like anti meth but kind of
pro meth jingle from when I was in Utah. And
(02:15):
it was like, oh, meth, oh meth. And you remember
that one.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
And she's like she's cleaning her house and it's like
so clean.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Did she has so much energy?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Got on the show actually talk.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
About it years ago? Oh okay, okay, But I was
like obsessed with this song and I was just like
singing it. I remember this, busy as a bee? Where
did I get all this energy? Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I don't sleep, I don't need but I've got the
cleanest house.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
On the street.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Get these hairs all out of my face, get these
bugs all out of my place.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
One more, Hey, no to my stone. I'm like, yeah,
I want to wake up with meth in the morning,
Meth in my cup.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I remember we heard this and I had the same thing.
This was real, This was real, This was real. I
think another guest had brought it up show.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
And I was singing it in fourth grade.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah, I get it. It's catchy.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
This is like the white people's equivalent of like a
Negro spiritual.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
It's so good.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Oh man, like that thing, like of the.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
White should be singing it right.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Centric spiritual. My house is the cleaness on the block.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
And it was all like good, Meth points It's like
I'm doing all of the work that I need to
get done.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah, I know exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
No more procrastinating on taking apart that TV.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Oh, meth, do not take a part old TVs.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Please figuring out what's inside that cathode ray tube? Oh hi,
is this the internet? Oh yeah it is. Welcome to
season three in nine, Episode one of The Daily Guys,
a production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
This is the podcast where we take a deep dive
into america shared consciousness. It's Monday, May nineteenth, and this
is the episode where we catch you up to speed
over all the happenings.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
That have been happening news wise in our hearts. Okay,
all right, yeah, who's that? Oh it's my co host today, Paul.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Hello, hello, I'm so ready to get with the happenings.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Oh, I know you are, I know you are. I
was good to see you on Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It's good to see you in the darnedest places. I
did you go ham on the free candy that was
at that event?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
No, because I'm vegan and there was only like one
candy and then it disappeared vegan.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I didn't even know that. Yes, yes, fantastic.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I mean, didn't you get it in my I'm better
than you attitude?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
That's why I was like, you got a real I
eat bacon all day type energy.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, I would have never known.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh my god, I'm a vegan of the people.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Thank you, thank you, thank you the true vegans exactly.
That's what we need, just to just to relate to us.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
It's because I'm vegan but very unhealthy, Like I already
know what all the candies I can and cannot eat.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
What candy could you eat that was vegans?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I could have eaten the sour patch kids. Oh those
are gel Swedish fish. Yeah, those are vegans. And if
they're not and I'm wrong, don't tell me, Okay, don't
let me know what ever, let me go into the
gelatin page. Oreos.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I have a whole thing of that right now.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
What are the other what other sneaky?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I know Oreos is one. There's like another terrible food.
I'm like, that ship has nothing in it.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, if it's made out of plastic, it's really good
for vegans.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
So there there's two types of vegans. There's like the
healthy kind and then there's me. So yeah, that's why
you got the I eat bacon all day. I have
still eat trash. It's just vegan trash.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
There's that that one spot in Hollywood that's by the
offices in Hollywood or the iHeart offices there spot.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, yeah, I'm like obsessed with doomies.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
That is like it's vile, how unhealthy it is that.
I'm also like, bro, I love this.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I eat it all the time.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
It's so bad.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It's it also makes you realize how unreal most of
the junk food we eat is because it's so similar.
I'm like, this, I'm pretty sure is nacho cheese. No, yeah,
this is vegan. Yeah what the fuck I've been eating?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah, it's just made out of cardboard and plastics.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
It's flavor oil. It's flavor oil. That's all it is.
And I love it.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I love being American.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I love it. I love flapping myself in flavor oils.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
This is where we're going to talk about, you know,
what's going on with us first, before we get to
the top line news items.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
What's overrated? What's underrated? Polv? What's something you think is underrated?
That's okay. If the dogs are barking, my dogs are
barking too, you know you're okay?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Hold on, am I underrated? I don't know if you've
seen this. Uh, Tesla's trying to rebrand. Have you seen
I saw one where like they put like a Toyotas
line over the owner put a Toyota sign over the
Tesla's simple because I don't. And then there's like ones
where they're making stickers that are like I bought this
before he went.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, there's like Insanity Edition. I've seen people put that
on their car.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
It's like when you're trying to get a divorce but
you can't afford to move out, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
There's they still have the car.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I think it's like nice to be that self awayre
and also like I just love that the Tesla owners
are It's like having a barking dog. They're like, listen,
I know it's got problems.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Okay, So it's I know, I know he's a Nazi.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
This is I'm one of those. I was like a
wealthy Prius owner who was looking for something that indicated
that I was a little bit like a literal class
above other Prius owners.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
And that's yeah, and I didn't I couldn't predict this.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I do not know I would be wearing driving a
Nazi clown car. Yeah, it's it is funny, like it's
the divorce, but you can't.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Move out yet. It's like, I'm just gonna start wearing
an ear ring now to let people know we're divorced.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
But I still live in home. But I am wearing
the ear ring now.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
But that doesn't the earring mean that you're gay? From
like the nineties, We're like, yeah, you know what, that
divorce is actually justified?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, underrated for me, I've just I I recently had
to open a CD and I was blown away. How
my so my underrated are millennial skills that are ingrained
as muscle memory. Fucking CD I was like, watch me
fucking pop this shit open, get the sticker off everything
(08:46):
so quick. I felt like, like, what are like a
Navy seal who blindfolds themselves and takes a part a
fucking rifle and then cleans it and puts it back together.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I was like, ear the CD, You're like what the
Winter Soldier like or whatever? Yeah, just like like waking
up and it's waking up all these.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Talents of you.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
But all I have are a pile of loose CDs
that I'm like to get it off. I'll get the
sticker off. I just had this like it's just wild again.
How It's something I did so many times when I
was younger. It is like the opening of a CD
or a game that had like some cellophane like wrapping
on it. And how I think I just I think
maybe my underrated is physical media, because really I when
(09:30):
I did that, I was like, man, this used to
fill me with such fucking joy to.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Be like and this CD is me. I am this,
I am the latest whatever fucking I am. I am
fifty cents get rich or die trying.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
This is open the book with it and like read
the lyrics or like the thank you's like all of
that that was so nice and then you saw.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
That enhanced CD logo. I could put this on the computer.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah, yeah, Okay, I feel like there's so many, like
so much has gotten worse, like in terms of like
art and consumption and stuff, because yeah, that was like
a material item, but like more effort was put into
it and we've got them fewer and far between. Yeah,
I'm like happy that we have access to more stuff now,
but I also think like we have lost some some
(10:14):
art of like unpacking videos been so much more.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Fulfilling, which will roll into my overrated which is the
just proliferation of digital media. I think there's something it's
like it's good and bad, right They.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Available podcast is good digital media? Well yeah, immediately puts
the press of the shutdown button.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
They could have done that years ago.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
But like the thing I'm talking about, like film and
TV and music, right, the things we used to buy physically, Yeah,
there was such an intent around pursuing a piece of
media where now everything is so passive it's like ented
to us like on a carousel or like a fucking
feed that I as now like I'm engaging more and
(11:07):
more with like discovering music in I realize like how
that skill has been kind of like atrophying basically because
it's all just there all the time, and I forget,
Like I feel like I watch less movies because I
don't have to pursue movies as much.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
It's weird. It's like a very ironic thing.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I was thinking about that too, Like AMC is doing
like fifty percent off of movies or something to get
more people to come out to see them because they're
just on our TVs at home, you know, like with
all these subscriptions. But I think part of the art
that we are missing, that we lost is not only
like the physical touch and the process of like going
to the movies or whatever. It's the social aspect too,
(11:45):
rit like interacting. Even if you go by yourself, you're
still interacting with people at the theater. You're still like
there is some sort of community connection. And I think
that is lost in how everything has become digitized.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Even like buying an album or a DVD.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I like, hey, bro, I'm gonna go get the I'm
gonna go buy the album or whatever.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
You want to come with me. Yeah, I'm not doing nothing.
I mean, obviously that's like some nineteen year old or
go to the mall together or whatever you call your friend,
like you ain't doing shit, right, No, you just go
do some shit. Now obviously it's a little bit different,
but like or you like even there.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
About it, Like it comes out and you guys like
each get a copy or whatever, and then you like
listen to it all the way through and then you
talk about it. Like, I feel like there's so much media.
There's so much consumption, and there is also so much
like like bad quality media because now it's on a
quantity instead of quality, which like we have to participate
(12:42):
in too, Like we can't take our time with stuff
we want to put out.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
But like yeah, so so like.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Like being able to like digest and criticize good art
is also lost in addition to like creating it.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah right, because everything is so instant. It's like now
we're just like it's like the second something comes out,
then the takes are already.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Going off on fucking blue Sky or whatever, and I'm like, what, yeah,
fuck man.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Very basically, I think what I'm saying is I want
to be nineteen again.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I'm also in a nostalgia.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
I am also that yes, Polly, what's something you think
is overrated?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I did this because I was inspired by you and
Brian my bald Kings.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Okay, overrated hair transplants.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Listen, we don't want Turkey to overtake us in the
global race. Okay, we don't want what happened?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Do you know somebody went to Turkey recently?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
No, I'm just saying, like, have you seen those pictures
out of Turkey where like it's the airport and it's
all the dude with every ession has hair transplants. Also,
like I'm so sick of like unrealistic male beauty standards,
you know, like these poor.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Guys just to be like they have to have the
hair and be tall and you know all of those things.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
They're so do they benefit from global patriarchy, but they
also suffer from weak hairlines.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
And that's yeah, just.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Think about I just want I just want my bald
Kings to own it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
John Cena just shave it off. It's fine hair.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
He was and then he I think he said he
got a hair transplant because he fell bullied. Oh ship, Yeah,
And I was like, this man has has and he
wishes he had hair.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
That's sad.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
You know he couldn't use them wishes just for one.
They couldn't.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I could really, he could really use a wish right now. Yeah,
it's actually an airplane two Turkey.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Yeah. Yeah, there was a thing too.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I just saw with Tom Hardy promoting something. He was
talking about his hair transplant too. I was like, Oh,
I don't know, Tom hark.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I feel like it's going to go the way of wrinkles,
where we forget that wrinkles exist. We're gonna forget that
there were bald men in media, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Like, I won't forget you never forget.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I'll never forget. I look in that mirror and I
go forgot this.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Take that hat off, mild take that out.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
For my formal events, yes, all the time, Like what
I when I am?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I mean, I can't like what's your what's your headcare routine?
Speaker 4 (15:16):
My head care?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Oh like it's so straight guy, it's just like you moisturize.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You feel like sunscreen?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Yeah yeah, I'll sunscreen if I'm out in the sun.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I used to I'll wear a hat because I do not
need to expose the entire top of my skull to
UV rays.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Like all the time.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah, but yeah, yeah, I got to keep it lotion.
You got to keep the gotta keep the you know,
you don't want to.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I feel like like I feel like they've got to
have you know how they have like hair masks that
you like wear. There's got to be like a head
mask like a ball, you know what I mean? Like
that does like a moisturizing deep moisture.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Bryan the edders shave, hyaluronic acid, coconut oil.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Okay, Brian, Okay, sounds good.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Okay, scalp man keeping in scalp care. I need to know. Hey,
if you got tips, let me know.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Also, I'm just you know, where the I always say this,
Come on, fucking science, where's the fucking pill that brings
the hair back?
Speaker 4 (16:12):
I don't need.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Women's reproductive systems. Let's get the hill.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I mean, we haven't made Eddie brockris none.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
We don't even know what cramps are. We don't even
know what cramps are.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
They're hurting on the inside, we're bald on the out.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
The outside, and we still don't know. All right, let's
take a quick break and we'll be right back to
talk the news. And we're back.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
So, Joe Biden announced that he has been diagnosed with
an aggressive form of prostate cancer that has metastasized. It's
in his bones now, but the prognosis seems pretty optimistic
in that it looks like it is manageable, it's responding
to hormone treatment. So, uh, this this kind of goes
(17:12):
off the last story where we did hear that he
had like a nodule that they were looking at, and
then now we've had the announcement that it is cancer.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I think for this reason alone, I'm not running for president.
I don't want everybody to know my medical business. Okay, well,
a lot.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Of people are even like there's there's been a lot
of speculation like one oncologist who is the brother of
Ram and Manuel, former chief of staff under Obama and JN.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Christ does everyone come from Chicago, It's from Sopranos.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
And Manual Ram and Manuel his brother. The oncologist he
was out here getting there quoted. I don't know if
this is sloppy, but he said, as an oncologist, he's like,
he must.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Have had cancer for years.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
What really like they're saying for this to have progressed
to this point and he wasn't trying to say this,
that or the other. But he's like, I'm just surprised.
As an oncologist. Typically doctors, especially if you're you know,
a president is under your care, you're gonna overtest rather
than undertest.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
So you know, this is now like it's a cognitive test,
you know what I mean, in which undertest.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
And oh, let's ship, let's switch the test up really
quick for a president Biden. Just hold a mirror in
front of him and say peek a boo and if
he reacts, then he's he's all the way with it. Yeah,
So this was like a this was like another thing
that's been you know, brewing around. And this is also
happening the week when the book Original Sin is now
being released. We got little excerpts from it last week
where they were talking about putting Biden in a wheelchair,
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but they said the fucking optics would kill the campaign.
So he gets to have a wheelchair only if he
beat Trump. Was sort of like the thinking, but god, Jesus.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
This is elder. He said, like I'm steel bad for
him at all.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
This whole this whole book now like really like puts
really his three top aids like in the Spotlight being like, oh,
you are the three who really hid everything from everyone
in terms of like what his actual condition was.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I also have a really irrelevant question that's really patty.
Why is it called Original Sin? Isn't that apple eating?
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Like what? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Everything has to be making it sexy from Jesus. Oh,
you're looking at like yo, You're you're thinking like the
who was it that Angelina Joelee and Antonio Banderas the
movie Original Sin.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
In my mind, Original Sin is just like sexy.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
You might be thinking, I mean that movie was sexy
as hell Original Sin.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Wait, I need to go watch it, right, Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Yeah, this posters, Yes, yes, sexy.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Now imagine Joe Biden and.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I've heard imagine cover of the book Joe Biden and
Antonio Banderas. No, no, we're talking speaking of hair transplants,
and they say Antonio Banderas had one early That is
like propaganda.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
I will not hear that about mister posts and Boots.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Okay, okay, I.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Heard this from multiple journalists anyway, who who know.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
And look, it's fine, it's fine. He is beautiful.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
He is beautiful, and he's also the he also sells
allergy medication as a bumblebee. But yeah, so there's also
like it again, this also led to uh, Don Junior,
there's all kinds of conspiracies now about like his cancer
and what they want they're do they know what's he doing?
But I think this is also allowed for an opportunity
(20:39):
for the media to begin to be like, oh, Joe Biden,
you know, like let's forget everything that's happened, not to
say that like you need to hammer Joe Biden even
harder because he's announced that he's had cancer. But I
think the sympathy right now is much needed for Joe Biden,
who has a ton of just ship coming out this week.
There's also was it the Axiom thing?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, the audio from that interview with Robert I was
saying Ben.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Her and.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Steve Kerr and Ben Her and Robert Bob Her.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
All in it together. But yeah, the audio came out
of like, I guess an interview or something that he
had done and uh like in a report or like
we'd heard that report earlier about how he wouldn't be
fit to be be before a jury Biden about his
mishandling of classified documents because the jury would just see
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him as like a daughtering old sympathetic man sort of
thing that came from this like interview.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
With a US attorney Robert.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Her Yeah, yeah, with Ben her And and the audio
came out and it was it's like pretty bad, Like
he can't remember the year his son died, he can't
remember when Trump was elected. He's like stopping speaking and stuff.
It's like very obvious. I think the interview was from
twenty twenty three, and the report came out in twenty
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twenty four, but the audio just came out, yeah, with
axios leaking it or leaking reporting on it, and so
it's just like pretty bad. And obviously this whole time
he's just like denying his dementia. And then he got
mad that they brought up the year that Bo died, right,
he brought up Bo.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Yeah, why did you bring that up? You're like, sir,
you did he did that?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
That was you.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I mean, I think more than like the emphasis being
on Joe Biden, this really is about like what the
Democratic Party needs to fucking look in the mirror and
be like, look what your flick at what you fucking
did to the country by by like hiding all of
the deterioration in his mental state and just being so
fucking rigid and not allowing any kind of change to happen,
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whether that's in policy or candidacy or whatever. And now
we're here and the report gets the reports worse and
worse and worse, and now we got Ben Herr in
the mix.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I know, I truly think they don't care, though. I
feel like they're trying to just campaign off of it,
you know what I mean, Like this is how they are,
They're just trying to make money.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
This is the thing that worries me about, like the
Oligarchy tour with AOC and Bernie, is that this, like
all that momentum just gets funneled right into the Democratic
Party again with no fucking attention paid to, like all
of the mistakes they've been making over and over and
over again. It's like, well, there are these two people
who are saying the right thing, so maybe that can
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excuse everything else the party to terrible.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
But not even that, Like they're not They're like they
haven't endorsed zoran In like in New York, you know
what I mean, They're not even utilizing it on a
local level in a way that they could really like get.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
The fucking party. That's the thing that, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
They're like, yeah, we could do something different, but we're
not going to fundamentally change that. If that, if you
want that, that's a whole other thing called democratic socialism
and not doing that, we're not gonna Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
It's also so crazy that like radio Head is headlining
this year at the Oligarchy and so nuts.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Did you buy your tickets your wristbands? Did you?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
I did not. I did not. I couldn't. All the
bots bought all the tickets. Yeah, sales. Yeah it sucks, but.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Anyway, yeah, uh fuck cancer though forever and even Donald
Trump was even like had of a normal message or
be like, oh my god, look what he did.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
It's like, do not have.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Your perception altered by this very milk toast sort of
expression of sympathy towards Joe Biden from Donald Trump. This
is not yeah, he's not suddenly a fucking decent person.
He's just doing the bare minimum. James Camy, he was
also in the news, j Comy, you fucking.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Is fucking media seeking bitch.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
I know, thirsty, What is going on?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
James Comy, So former FBI director James call me Uh
was also in the spot like this weekend for posting
the most boomerash shit online. He posted a picture of
the numbers eight six, four seven, eighty six forty seven
spelled out with fucking seashells and then the caption was
cool shell.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Formation on my beach walk.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
A lot of people are like, you want to eighty
six forty seven? You want eighty six? The forty seventh president?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
What the so funny? It's so funny to me that,
Like James call me is like, aren't we supposed to
not know FBI people, Like, aren't they supposed to be
like them? And like the CIA, we're supposed to like
not know who they are. And he's posting they think
he's posting like these beach shell threats.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah, right exactly, menacing threats with seashells.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Also like cool thing. I saw cool shell formation, I
saw my beach walk. Oh yeah, what's what's your day
to day? Like James coomy, Everything good over there? It
sounds one beautiful, it's awesome anything going on out there.
And here's my active resistance. I'll put some seashells together, huh.
And here I am resisting eighty six forty seven. I mean,
anyone that's worked in a restaurant or bar has definitely
(26:05):
heard the term eighty six, and most I think generally
most people have heard the term eighty six okay something.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
But to be fair, he did this last week with
some starfish and it said seventeen thirty eight, So I
don't think he understood it fully either.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah he Oh my god, Like after this it's like
cash Ptel and many other people on the right were like, we're.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Looking into this. This is a serious threat against the president.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I mean sure, because we know MAGA is in a
perpetual state of like victimhood, they're gonna do that. But
I'm obviously James Comy will probably have some spleening.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
To do to the Secret Service.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
But predictably, the eighty six and insert presidential number here
format has been around since at least Trump's first term,
when people were selling eighty six forty five merch It's
like sort of like peak resistance lib like, you know,
merchandise you could buy. Then guess what, when Joe b
Iden was president, there was eighty six forty six merchandise.
(27:05):
And yeah, so this has just been a thing that
has always happened.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
But again, it's all about school.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I love, I love numerology. I hate making actual change.
I love yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I don't want to like actually fundamentally upend how I
live my life.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Can I arrange these shells?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Not nice?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
I love locks on the beach.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
I love veiled threats to the.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
President through shells, through shells. Love a shell, love a shell.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
A lot.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
And arrange of shells on the beach. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
So again, you know, I think one other possibility on
wankat they're pointing out is like, you know, James Comey's
been writing these like really stupid, like crime novels, and
they're like, wait, does he have a.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Book coming out? Yeah, he has a book coming out
this week.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
So he's pulling the Kanye Oh my, the worst, every
fucking weird government like horrific politician, official type person.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
They just want to be an artist.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
In the end. That's why artists are like less evil,
feels like on the whole, because we got to do
what we wanted in the beginning.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
You know, we.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Weren't just sitting there like like murdering people most of
our own lives and then turning to like painting humble
portraits or whatever Bush did.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
This is just yeah, I just feel this is like,
couldn't have come at a better time for Trump when
everyone is pissed about the fucking disappearing of like legal
residents in the United States, or the fucking coming tax
or not tax cuts, but the tax bill that's going
to create huge cuts to social programs. Just every he
like he really could have used the thing was like
(28:52):
and there mean to me, and that's now.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
What everyone on the right is doing with this Komi thing.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
So wait to go, James Comy, you chocked up another
win for Trump. Somehow, you're truly the king of kings.
All right, let's take another break.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Actually no, let's not. Actually no, you know what, we're.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
More for the people.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
We're gonna keep We're gonna.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Keep talking nonsense. Uh. There is a there's a report
in Politico that's reporting Elon Musk's GOP star is beginning
to fade significantly.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Not with help from you, Politico. Just don't report of that. Yeah,
don't talk about that, man.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
I'm like, also, I think you're doing the White House
is bidding with this article to insist so like so
intensely that it's like and he's.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
He's no, they don't even know him. He's gone. He
has nothing to do with me, he has nothing to
do with the Republican Party.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
African refugee. We don't know where he is.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah, I don't know how that happened. This week when
we welcomed fifty nine white people to America and we're like,
welcome to Buffalo, New York.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
Where you will live. It's just like Durban, You're gonna
love it.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
So yeah, Like they pointed out that Trump isn't posting
about how great a man he is on truth social anymore.
They even have like a bar graft to show like
the huge fall off and how it's like nothing happening anymore. Then,
Like none of the fundraising material that that Trump has
been sending out to people when he begs for money,
none of it used to mention like he's like I
(30:19):
need your money because of all the great work Elon
Musk is doing at DOGE, and Republicans across the board
rarely evoke his name for any of their press releases
or propaganda. So they're like, oh, this looks like a
tactical retreat from Elon Musk. Yeah, it's probably that it's
probably a tactical retreat, and that it's not we're not
They're not walking away from his money or his ability
(30:40):
to control conversations on Twitter. It's just that you're optically
getting away from him because he pulls worse than Donald
Trump in terms of unlikability.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
We're we're playing checkers. He's playing throwing shit at the walls. Okay,
we have no idea what his next meal is gonna be.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Okay, it's all strategy.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
He might the shit at us next. Yeah, we don't,
We don't know, but yeah, I think headlines like these
would lead people to believe like Trump somehow figured out
that Musk is bad news.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
But that would.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Hardly be possible because we're talking about Donald Trump here,
so like he's not gonna be like that person's bad
and I'm good, So therefore we should not be in
alignment with them again.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
So up like on about tariffs, he's gonna care about
popularity like he do. He can read a room in
order to like make them laugh or to do a bit.
But I think he's just too like erratic in some
cases to actually like follow through with what he likes,
what's popular.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
But he doesn't always.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
You know hit that like the version that I think
lets like sort of like libs who are like don't
know what's going on or aren't thinking really critically about
like what Trump is doing, and just like read Politico
would be.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Like, oh, good, they ousted him.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
They knew he was bad, and maybe things will be
a little bit better because they did the bare minimum
by getting Elon Musk out.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
But then you see these reports.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Pro Publica put out a report last week that suggests
the administration is actually doing a lot to still help
Elon Musk's business interests. I mean, it's clear with like
the deregulation stuff that's going on, but like in Gambia,
specifically in West Africa, the State Department like launched an
all out pressure campaign that would allow for Musk to
like flood the region with starlink internet. And that's like
(32:25):
you're like, oh, of course, like yeah, they're still helping him,
it's just now he is less visible in what he's
doing because they're like, Okay, dude, I guess you being
a fucking Nazi uh is not great for the optics here.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
We only like subtle naziism here.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Can you imagine you're just like hanging out in Gambia,
minding your own spectrum business right yet, and then all
of a.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Sudden there's an outage. Now Elon Musk's.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
In there, and you're like, why are here too?
Speaker 4 (32:57):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Can I get like Cox or Charter or did they
combine too? Is everything just one company now because of consolidation?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Fuckit? I know? Yeah, true, were like the weeds of
the world.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Well, I mean that was the whole thing with like
the Cold War.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
It's like, all right, well maybe we can get our
like capitalist tentacles into other places and that's how we
can avoid like a hot war. Yeah, so this is
just we'll see what how this plays out. But again,
this is just a tactic that takes I think I
think most people, this just takes Musk's name off the
table when it comes to campaigning or like whatever, so
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they can be like Elon Musk has nothing to do
with anything. So when you guys keep like saying insisting
that Elon Musk is the destroyer of everything and we
enabled it's it's just not going to resonate.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
They're going to keep his baby on a secret service.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, as the shield he still has
shield duty, big macky shout out the shield. Yeah, I
mean I don't think they're going to say, we actually
don't need the help of the richest man on earth
to help our fucking fascist take We.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Actually don't like money anymore. It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Yeah, we're actually like born to like eat, prey love now.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yeah, Like we went to Burning Man and we just realized,
like there's so much that can be like exchanged and barbered.
It's it's it's a beautiful thing. Okay, let's now take a.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Quick break, yer one.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Now we deserve One'll be right back to talk about
another election abroad that went left because the other guy
went to right.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
All right, we'll be right back and we're back.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Hey, bit of good news from Romania a centrist be
it a far right extremist uh and in the Romanian
presidential election.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
We can hope for.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
The best week and hope or the best we can
hope for is that we are the like fucking rotting
piece of flesh that serves as an example to other people.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Like no, fucking don't do it. Don't fucking do it.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Please remember remind yourselves of your own histories with writing authoritarianism.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Twenty sixteen was like.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
It was it was it Trump got elected and then
like Britain voted to be out of the euro opinion.
It was like one I would I was like, I
feel like they should learn from or it was vice
versa something like that where I'm like somebody should have
learned a lesson and they didn't and it just kept
getting worse.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
No, no, it's uh it.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
I mean let's see from the when was it voted. Yeah,
it was like right within a few months of each other. Yeah,
like is has the whole world gone mad?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
And the answer was yeah pretty much.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Yeah, no, absolutely it did it? Did it did? But
I think again, Yeah, June sixteenth was when that referendum happened,
six twenty six So.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
We didn't learn any thing from.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
We were hold on America, Fuck the British.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Okay, we won that war. We're not.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
We're gonna go. We're gonna go harder than they are
on British.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
You think you're spiraling to do fascism, bitch, watch us. Okay,
we're your only child.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Ye get ready, get fucking ready.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
So yeah, Romania, the I think it was the former
mayor of Bucharest or former and former mathematician current mayor
of Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
He hasn't been like inaugurated or whatever into the position yet,
I guess, right.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, But his opponent was a huge
trumpy asshole who was like, fuck the EU, fuck NATO,
We're not helping We're not helping Ukraine. We're gonna help Putin,
Whereas you know, the candidate that one was like, we
actually need to like really guard ourselves against Russia, and
part of that is ensuring Ukrainian safety, you know, like
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thwart invasions and ship I don't know that's matter.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
I think math brain. You know, you got to really
have a math degree to figure that out.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah, truly, just like, yeah, I think this plus this
equals momentum in the wrong direction for our country, especially
with the country that Putin has its eyes on. But anyway,
this is good news, good news where hopefully America can
continue to serve as an example to just keep centrism place. Yay, look,
(37:26):
you gotta get your wins where you can. But I
think the one thing I'll keep saying, like when Canada
did the did the opposite of what America did. In
Australia did the opposite of what America did. Don't just
let the neoliberals just rest on their laurels. You have
to tackle the inequality or else the right wing fucking
menace comes right back out at you, okay, and they
(37:48):
are able to pick people off with their messages of it's.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
The other whatever. Okay, but hear me out a new plan.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
If we just gave up trans people and their rights
as human beings, and maybe what if we just try that.
What if we throw out another group of people to
sacrifice in the volcano of the Maga man.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
I was hoping to introduce you more formally, Governor Gavin Newsom,
but yes, we do have Governor Gavin on the pod today.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Hey, yes, me, are.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
You on house? Because I want to burn your shit?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Holy shit, dude, and I'm hoping I'm the guy for
twenty twenty eight. You know, I will throw the LGBTQ
community under the fucking bus and I will disappear all
unhoused people.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Like Also, please check out my latest episode with.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Charlie Kirk I know where we talk about the sickest,
sickest beers to eat with a smoked.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Briskey beers to eat with?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Yeah, just eat the fucking can I eat it solid
like a man. Just bite, I just bite the fucking
can brot.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
Oh, I love you, Governor Newsom, I fucking love you, Charlie.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Uh all right, so again, great a little bit of
good news. They're not everything's going fully by the wayside,
but the bar is low.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
The bar is low.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Uh Paulay, did you you put this in here about
a kindergartener in Pennsylvania who it's.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Funny you call me anar.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Okay, don't say no.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
It's funny that you brought this to our attention because
I was thinking that I saw another thing that there
was a kid who brought like weed cookies to school,
like took out like a whole fucking I don't even know,
like a third grade class or something.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Listen, he wanted nap time to just last a little
bit long.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
Yeah, for real, for real, for real.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Uh So in Pennsylvania, a fucking kindergartener brought jello shots
to school.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
We have to like shot shot.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
Or as you said, maybe this was a promo for
a different kind of shot.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Dude, baby, it's.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Your baby shots.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
I mean, the kids aren't doing vaccines, vaccine a these shots.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
There loud, yeah, kill the.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Drink this ever clear laden jello shot that tastes like
kind of like green apple but mostly ISoP isopropyl.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
Is so purple. I need ISO to clean out.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
My gabbling wasted right now.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
This is just like so funny when it's like I
think a lot of times when they the stories always
start off with like a child brought these to school,
when it's like, no, some fuck with parent left out
a bunch of jello shots. The kid is always going
to bring some something from home they think is cool
to school, picking.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
From like they were like jello shots or should I
is I AMDs hovering over guns.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
A bag of math ooh o getting all the six
year olds stressed? Ooh math. Yeah there was that.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Do you think the teacher took one after only they
were like, I had a rough day, let me take
these home?
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Probably, I mean, if I mean, what do you what happens?
I'm just trying to think of, like what I've never
seen a child inebriated before, like.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
That already seemed drunk like around.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
They walk off fuddy, But I guess like are they
like to chill, like are they slurring like a drunk
or they just.
Speaker 4 (41:24):
Feel like.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Which is great TikTok material for TikTok teachers. And then
they probably smell like alcohol. Yeah that's a lot of
alcohol at a shop for a kid.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
That's dude, A fun time. Yeah. I mean those kids
apparently they just went to the nurse's office and then
the ambulance had to get them.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, they were okay.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
Quick quick story, quick story, quick story.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
So I would think I was like two or three
when we were at like a gathering and my mom
left her drink unattended for a moment, and I think
it was like Brandy or something, and I apparently immediately
grab this ship, turned it upside down and was hammered,
and I was just running around in circles and I
ended up running into the wall and then I just
(42:11):
passed out. Oh my, And you remember that was having
a blast apparently.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Oh it was like a story that.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
Eighteen hundreds when Brandy was used to put children to back.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Wow, how old I think I am.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
I said what I said, Please tell me, Please tell
me it was Ian J Brandy, Please it was it.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
Was something like that.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
It was actually Johnson and Johnson Brandy.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Yeah, early yeah, baby sleep tonic. I think what they
called it uh, no more tears.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
No more some tears, Brandy.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Yeah, but then about how hard their life is as
a three year old?
Speaker 6 (42:46):
Get it?
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Okay, you know, get it?
Speaker 4 (42:49):
Not very potty train.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
I mean, if you go back?
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Why why why did you do that? Mommy? Why did
you disappear all the time when you put your hands
over your eyes?
Speaker 2 (43:01):
Why?
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Why my crayon sharpener don't work?
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Oh god? Oh man, the crayon sharpener that was built
into the box of crayons? H did you ever use that?
I never did try.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
It was always bad.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
I feel like I just always rage quit on it because,
like then, the I think I was so particular about
the paper that was wrapped around the crayons from getting destroyed.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
I'm like, bro, what the fuck? This is like fucking up. No,
I'll be like, now this thing's spent. The second it
goes flat, I'm off this.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
You're just chucking out full crayons that went flat.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Yeah, I'm a fucking animal.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Your month.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
I was E and J Brandy at three years old,
not giving a fuck. All right.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Last story, unfortunately has to do with Donald Trump again.
But it's a good it's fine because it involves shodenfreude
for trumpy dickheads who want to buy shit that has
the word Trump on it.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
So there was a six.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Hundred and forty dollars Trump branded watch with Trump's like
actual signature like on the face of it. But holy shit,
this is like, this is one of the most legendary
fuck ups I think in merchandising I've ever seen. When
people got their fucking watches that they ordered. There was
no tea on the fucking face of the watch. So
(44:15):
it just says rump about rump watches.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
What is that like song from the eighties, the Rump.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
Rump Shaker. Yeah, that's from the nineties. All I want
to do is check baby, check baby. What you know?
Speaker 1 (44:32):
That's actually the first verse that Pharrell Williams ever wrote
for another artist is Teddy Riley's rap on rump Shaker.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
Yes, Pharrell was a protege.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Of Teddy hundreds, Farrell.
Speaker 4 (44:45):
Was a protege of Teddy Riley Shout Out Virginia, and
that's how he sort of that was like his entry
point into music.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
I know this because I'm I think if Farrell starts aging,
that's the end times.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
You know, he won' he won't. He won't. He won't.
He won't. He can't, he can't.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
We can't do that.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Yeah, Brian the Editor says he was finishing his post
doc when that song came out to give you just
to slightly age hymn.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
There you guys, do what you want with that information.
But yeah, the fucking rump. The pictures of this Paula
v are so fucking funny.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
They're so ugly.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
He got the pink inauguration first lady model.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Oh yeah, this one guy got it for his wife.
Tim paid six hundred and forty for it, one of
only two fifty.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Yeah, and it's like it's like the worst pink. It's
like such a trashy watch. And yeah, he got it
for his wife. And my favorite part of the story,
he's like so upset about like how it didn't live
up to the Trump quality of like his integrity or whatever.
But then he said it made his wife cry, and
(45:55):
it's like, bro, she cried because you're getting her a
Trump watch.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Yeah. She's like, I don't. I don't give a fuck.
You know, I voted for for a Kamala. Why the
fuck would you do this to.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
She's like, please, pay the light bill.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Sounds he sounds like a guy who doesn't think about
gifts for like his partner.
Speaker 4 (46:16):
And it's just like, I think it's a thing. I like,
it's so and it's for lady. Therefore, forgive me for
cheating on you.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
This is what he said to Fox five Vegas quote.
I thought it was really nice. It was beautiful, and
I knew it'd be something that she'd like. With the
president's so he heard an ad for another radio, he said,
with the president's voice, I was curious, So I went
on the website. When he got the bag or when
he got the wife, Uh, he said he got the
when I got my wife. When he got the watch
(46:46):
for his life, he said, I noticed it right away.
The tea is missing, it says Rump. This is according
to his wife. How could they process this and go
through something without checking their work. I'm very disappointed, Tim said,
I want it to be something special for her, and
we expected that it would be. It would have integrity
of the President of the United States follow.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
Through you like, I love that. This is the breaking
point He's seen every what like can you imagine being
so privileged? This is the only thing Trump has done
that has like materially affected.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
You as intersected with your life for sure.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
That's insane.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Yeah, I mean it, it totally tracks for this. He says,
I think that someone needs to be aware of the
mistake in their licensing department because this is he thought
the president would do something when then found out this
is just licensed. This is Donald Trump selling his name
to another grift or to grift you.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
You're like a pyramid grift.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Yeah, you are so many levels removed. And he just
said I would like an apology. Would an apology would
be nice for making my wife cry? And now he's
gonna get a call.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
He's like, I would also like an apology.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
This is so funny that they're like, oh ok, we're
going to replace it, no refund, just an eight hundred
dollars coupon for you to use it on the website again,
which is fun.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
For something else. I was like, they better have a
hump apron, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Like, ohmp apron, yeah yeah, oh yeah. Brian the editor
is asking, yeah, what what did happen to the Trump
turbion watch? Because that was it's just a type of
watch movement that's like very fancy, but like it was
allowing Trump to like charge super wild prices.
Speaker 4 (48:31):
But I'm not even sure when it's let's see Trump
turbuon nothing in the news yet, big surprise.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Yeah, well, because there was like one hundred thousand dollars
victory edition that he was selling and we're like, what
is it? Where is it from? But as of right now,
we do not know what is going on with the
Trump scam watch. Alleged scam watch, most likely a scam watch.
All right, Well, those the things that we're trending over
(49:01):
the weekend. We're gonna be back tomorrow with a brand
new episode. It's gonna be like, you're gonna want to
tune in for this one. We got all kinds of
other ship we have to get into, like investigations and
tax bills and all kinds of things. Maybe even a
game show where people can fight for their citizenship.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Like actually, and I'm sure Tyra Banks will be hosting.
Speaker 4 (49:23):
We were rooting for you. We were already we wanted
you to be in and we're so desensitized. We're like,
we were rooting for him.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Why do they make them racewalk though?
Speaker 2 (49:34):
That's so weird? All right, we're gonna bring it back.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
Yeah. And it's actually just gonna be called the Amazing Race.
Speaker 6 (49:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (49:45):
Oh god, it's a hellscape. But at least we're here together. Uh,
that's gonna do it for us.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
We will be back then. God bless y'all will see
you then. And by God, bless y'all. I mean whatever,
whatever gives.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
You power to do it, science, y'all, I got it.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
Shout out germ theory, Bye bye bye.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
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