Weekly Zeitgeist 390 (Best of 7/14/25-7/18/25)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The
Weekly Zeitgeist. These are some of our favorite segments from
this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment laugh stravaganza. Yeah, so,
without further ado, here is the Weekly Zeitgeist. Hey Miles

(00:25):
speaking of thrilled to have someone and by the way,
that was a great AKA. I did not know your
vocal performance was going to rock that hard. You went
way harder than you need.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Especially when I'm in an emotional crisis.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, voice of an angel coward into the AKA. Miles
were thrilled to be joined in our third seat by
one of our favorite guests, brilliant comedian, writer, journalist, activists.
I bet they're on the edge of their seat. They
have no idea who it's going to be. You know
them for places like Al Jazeera, MSNBC America, Unhinged on

(00:57):
Zteo and from the podcast The Bitch Room. It's France.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
I don't have an AKA, but HI going to be
back with both of you.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Can I hear your Christine Home impression a little bit?
Can you just give me a couple of lines?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Well, I had to put gumballs in my cheeks because
you don't have cotton balls, and it was very Yeah,
it was disgusting because actually gum you know, cotton balls
reduce the spit, but gumballs surrounded by sugar just made

(01:35):
me selebate.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Just start at your teeth and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
It was yeah, I didn't even brush my tieces as you're.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Starting to talk to a real queen who has gumballs
on hand, but not cotton balls exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Well, I really wanted I really wanted, uh, like marshmallows.
So I was looking around because like sometimes Matt, my husband,
will keep like he'll squirrel away a bunch of you know,
shar wouldn't eat, and so like there might be marshallows,
marshall mellow tests.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
He was one of the kids where they were like,
you can eat the marshmallow now or have two later.
And he's just been like squirreling them away the direction
he's in recovery.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
He ate all of the.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
But yes, no, the Christino, you know, you gotta have fun,
I guess because everything's so awful. But she's such a
fucking parody.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I just saw I just saw side by side pictures
of her before and after the surgery, and I realized
that I hadn't. I hadn't realized that that was the
same person. Like I was like, oh, I remember seeing her.
I didn't like pay enough attention that I was like
face with name, you know. But I was like, I
remember that being a famous person in politics. I had
no idea that that's who the new person was.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I mean, piller. Piller is an addictive is a hell
of a drug.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Truly, what does it do? It just helps stretch your
skin out.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
So no, no, not at all. She it plumb the
places that are sagging.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I need that.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, I do just want to out myself as also
having a snack hord.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Do you have it real high where your kids where they.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Can't see it, where they have no idea there is
still there is the Halloween candy is all gone, but
there's Valentine's that candy that's still in there. There's like
a nerd rope that I'm just like, when things get dark,
you know.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Just get up there for a little bite of the
old nerd room sort.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Of like rapunzels down into your mouth.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
You have a crank by the walk and.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Eating my kids candy one of the great joys in life.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
You got to get the nerds clusters. I mean, that's
there's the escalation of the rope. They said, what if
you just broke this rope up into little nuggets.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
I stopped eating candy like that because I'm I'm an
adult and I okay, all right, just no, no, I
don't understand, Like I guess, I'm like, I've got real
money now, not allowance money. Then I can buy other
yummy things.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Sure, whatever happened to the tolerant left.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
This is what I This is a question I put
to you, Jack.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
We got a tack to the middle. If this is
what the freaks are offering on this sile.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
No, it's true.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
If we're like no nerd clusters versus nerd clusters, like
the revolution will lose. I do think it's actually very
indicative of broad, you know, broader sort of not woke culture,
but the way we police one another. And I am
policing you as well right now.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
They are right, they are, Yeah, there's I do like
to say, we live in an age of wonders and
we're like not able to enjoy them. And I do
include in the age of wonders nerd clusters. I think
those that's one of the great technological advances that.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
We've national monuments, sparks, NERD.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Clusters, yeah, than the interstate system, yes, after that, high
speed rail, yes, in other countries. Yes.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
What is something from your search history that's revealing about
who you are?

Speaker 4 (05:13):
So I googled do people like the Star Wars prequels?

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Now?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Just the sentence sentence.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Siri like, Caitlin, I'm noting from Tony your voice that
you seem skeptical.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
He was, Yes, And it turns out they do. This
has been coming up.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Do you like people?

Speaker 4 (05:39):
They're they're having a resurgence. The tide is turning.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Really, it's funny the first movie, the First Wing, you do,
do people like the Star Wars? The autocomplete is prequels now?
Not just prequels, but prequels now now like that, like
there is some shade in the in the Google suggestions, like, wait,
do people actually like this shit now?

Speaker 4 (06:04):
And they do? I mean obviously, not like that's a generalization,
but like the tide has really turned. Understand movies and
it's so I don't know. I guess I have to
revisit them. I'm going to watch them.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
So I would say that that my nine year old
went through a very heavy Star Wars face, and his
taste is completely like indecipherable to me, Like it it
doesn't make any sense. His favorite is the Rise of Skywalker,

(06:42):
like nine that the real bad, like the one that
like even the people you're talking about are like, what,
like no one sucked like His favorite is the Ninth
He really likes the prequels like. So, it's just I
feel like it's these movies hitting people's brains when they're.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Children, exactly. Yeah, I think the people One of the
reasons that the kind of perception of these movies has
shifted is that you know, people who grew up with
these movies who were kids when they came out, Because
I was like ninety nine Phantom Menace, I was thirteen

(07:23):
and I was so I was like, I don't know,
old enough it would be like this fucking sucks. Even
people who were like four years or less younger than
me are like, no, those were like my childhood Star
Wars movies and so and those people are now full

(07:46):
adults in their thirties, right, they're talking, they're saying things
on the Internet, and so people like these movies now.
And I don't know how to contend with that exactly, and.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
When taken as a whole, like the the original trilogy
also like it has some cachet from having been seen
by a lot of people when they were children, and
so like a lot of the shit that was like
similarly silly, like doesn't necessarily you know, it's just it's

(08:19):
just a totally different context to see the movies when
every one of the nine movies was made before you
were born. Like when something's made before you're born, it's
just like an old movie. It's like, oh, those are
the nine old movies, like that are all equally old essentially,
you know, right.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
And then like I did grow up with the original trilogy,
even though they also came out before I was born.
But like my favorite one as a kid was Return
of the Jedi because it had ewoks in it.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah exactly, I.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, oh yeah, I just love the speeder bikes. I
was like, yeah, bro, this one's for me. Those.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah. I watched Back to the Future with my kids
this weekend. They had not seen it, and I was
just realizing, like how confusing it must be that because
like the present day in that movie is longer ago
than the fifties were at the time that they like
went back in time. So for my kids, like it's

(09:21):
like finding out for me that Greece was not about
the present day. Greece was like about the fifties. Like
when I was a kid, I was like, wait what,
I thought that that was just like a movie that
was made at the time that it came out. You know,
It's just everything passed a certain point. It's just like
old when you're a kid. He was like, I don't know, man.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, for me, I was either what I was fifteen
when the when the prequel trilogy came out, and I
was like, I was kind of in the same thing.
I don't know, this shit sucks, but I like Darth
Maul's dual sight and lightsaber. But again, I think that
also the one benefit at least that one has. It's
like a little more coherent than the the sequel trilogy

(10:06):
like seven, eight, nine, yeah, eight, because you can tell
George Lucas is like, this is what the fuck I'm on, Like,
this is what I'm trying to do, and it does
it does benefit that from that, But I don't know.
I guess for me, I think it's just more. I
think it just depends on when you entered, like Star
Wars entered your consciousness, and you just kind of hold
onto those with the most sort of h I have

(10:27):
the most deference for the original trilogy, but I don't know.
Every time I watch him wise it's a good line
from like Obi Wan to Darth By like or to Anakin,
Like that's what that's that's what the prequels have. But
I guess I'm not as mad as when I was fifteen.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I feel like you could cut the prequel trilogy into
a really good individual movie, like just one, just one movie.
There's like really cool parts, like even in the second one,
which has that like diner scene that is like what
the fuck is happening where it's like a cartoon character
is like how's it going, you know, and just like
they spend the whole time just like with this really

(11:03):
weird computer animation like that. There's also like a scene
in there where he like jumps out of a like
flying car and like flies down like that. The like
is fucking cool. I remember seeing that as like a
young adult and being like that's it's a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Like I would like by even at that point, oh yeah,
attack of that Clones came out in two thousand and two. Man,
I can blame it all on nine eleven. Yeah, but
I might have to. I might have to blake.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
What's something he thinks underrated? Underrated? Yeah, I can't answer that.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
Lint brushes simply cool and can take you from looking
like make you completely disheveled and bad, just bad, like
looking real bad too. Oh maybe that's just their style,
Like it could look stylish. But if you have like
hair and just whatever, attack ticks whatever.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Now I don't think that.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Right.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
I don't think that's how physicians recommend you use lint brushes.
In fact, I don't think physicians fauci jacko fuci. What
are the medical uses for this lint brush?

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Kick removal, skin tags.

Speaker 6 (12:21):
Skin tags, mold and other animals that dig underneath the ground.
I did see on Shark Tank. This could have been
the other night or seventy five years ago, but it
was a glove that was for taking ticks off dogs,
where you like pet the dog with the glove, and
I have a small steak in that. So if anyone
you know, yeah, but no, I would say that. So

(12:45):
with lint brushes, it's like I think, whenever you have
and I have a dog. I like wearing black and
my dog has white fur and it shows up. But
it is a big difference, just a quick like and
they're not expensive, just a quick little and it can
bring you up like two letter grades of having your
ship together, you know, if you just use a limp brush.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
So you're talking about this like someone to talk about
like paper towels or something. It's like they're really good.
It's like you don't need a towel. Then you just
got one of these, and I'm like, yeah, I know
it's smart. I don't understand what the.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Limp you got hair?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
And well you don't.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Understand is that it's sticky on one side, so like
it's like taste stuff sticks to it. It's roll tape.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
It rolls and then you can take this when it
stops being sticky, miles you take it off and then
there's more sticky underneath it. Yeah, Okay, do you understand
what I'm saying right now? Because this is not that complicated.
This is a real invention that was made in twenty seventeen.
Oh no, yeah, he gets your news.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
So there's a limp brush for taking kicks off dogs.

Speaker 7 (13:52):
Interesting, that's it. That seems like it's possible glove, he said.
Let me let me say that without a joke. It's
a glove like that has fibers allegedly that no one invested.

Speaker 6 (14:04):
In this on Shark tech obviously, but I don't know.
I wouldn't trust my dog's health.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
To a glove.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah, tick feels a little yeah shark tanky as seen
on TV like, which is not the vibe you want
to necessarily be given off.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Oh so it's dizzy. I'm just really it's called that.
I'm not. I won't even give it promo. But it's
the science is that the fabric would mimic quote, the
precise qualities that ticks naturally adhere to, much like velcro.
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
So just jumps it does something to jump, No.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
I mean I think it's just like it just pulls
them right off.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Mmm.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
They love it, ticks on it. I do it because
I love tics. I love my pet ticks on and
get my tics back. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I do it.
That's why I love it so much.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
What is something you think is overrated?

Speaker 5 (14:56):
It's funny that you guys, said Frank earlier, because I'm
legitimately excited about uh oh wait, overrated. Yeah, I always
I always like underrated. If you got a fruit that
you're excited about, just pick a different fruit that's overrated
compared to it.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
It's a little little pro tip.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Yeah, I want to I want to say this one
for myself so that I start eating better more. You
know what's overrated popcorn? You know what's underrated?

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Fruit?

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Please eat some goddamn fruit.

Speaker 8 (15:25):
Ye.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
But I will say my body is starting to fucking uh,
my body is starting to crave fruit, which has never
happened for It's always just been like, eat more chips,
eat more chips.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
So yeah, so I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Sounds like sounds like your body is it begging for
vitamin when you're like, I don't know what, Like, my
body's just craving this thing.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
It's like, please drink some water.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Has that happened to you guys? Dude? What's going on
my body? Dude? He used to be fine with PEPSI.

Speaker 9 (16:00):
And I knew I delivered pizza.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
Was the pizzas with a guy who only drank mountain
dew and he had four kidney stones a year.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Oh Jesus, definitely drank mountain dew. It was like this
is this is a personal policy.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
Yeah, dude, for Brazil, I think he did up quitting,
but and he wasn't. I feel like that's like a
twenty two year old would do. This guy was thirty nine.
You're like you can't be doing brother.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, that uh not do was my first like addiction
that I had to kick. It was like difficult to kick.
I was like had a high school class that was
like study hall, so it was downtime and me and
like a few people like had a little breakfast club
situation where we would like sit there and like get
into trouble. And I had every one of those who

(16:44):
are you? I was definitely Molly.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
I was the one who you could shake their head
and Dan Druff would fall out.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
But it was when I went to school in Kentucky.
We had just a full full like pepsi machine in
the cafeteria and I had a mountain dew every single day.
And once I was like maybe this is bad because
I like leave this class like feeling bad about myself
or like angry all the time. And so I stopped

(17:16):
and I like started getting headaches immediately. I started like
feeling like spiritually bad. I was like, oh fuck, this
is still love mountain dew.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
But you got a bad Batch man, That's what I'd say. Yeah,
just a bad Batch man.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
The mix was off that year.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Yeah, they were stepping all over that shit that year.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Just twenty ounces of mountain do a day. You too
can start questioning your life decisions as a sixteen year old.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Hey, I do forty and get all the kidney stones
you want.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
We're talking about this the other day, which is if
they should do this for adults now where they have
Lacroix but it's like mountain dew flavored. They have like
Serge la Croix, you know, Oh, leave the caffeine, like
I don't know, leave the ken, just take all the
other chemicals out.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
But imagine how bad that actual flavor is without the sugar.
It'll probably taste like the inside of a balloon or something.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
I bet it would taste like if you've ever had
mountain dew after eating like birthday cake, or like something
that has too much sugar sugar and that's just or yeah,
or like the mountain dew after the syrup runs dry
and it's just like a tiny remnant of the memory
of mountain dew and soda water.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
The memory of you, the memory of dew, the memory.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Of do which which fruit has got has got you
sprung like this?

Speaker 5 (18:36):
Yeah, you know, I'm really I'm doing peaches lately.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
I'm doing an orange orange.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
I was gonna be like, is it a citrus? Is
the skurty coming?

Speaker 5 (18:49):
Yeah, I'm just trying to keep the shingles at bed.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
My teeth are way less loose. You know how your
teeth are always sort of loose. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
I was dealing with it nutritious here, I don't think.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah, I live like a pirate, all right.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, peaches are good though. This is the
time for peaches and peach I love.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
I mean being in California, the fruit out here is
so good.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
It tastes like the sunshine.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
It's so great. Yeah, yeah, we got it all.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
It's absurd how easy it is to just like grow
stuff here. It's literally like what I thought planting something
would be. When I was getting, like, you like spit
an apple seed out and then like an apple tree
like sprint springs up that afternoon. Like That's kind of
how it is in southern California.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
If you think about it, objectively, the fact that things
that we can eat grow from the ground. It sounds
like a weird Japanese video game like that doesn't sound
like really.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
You do need the you need the fertilizer. That's that's important.
That's why I eat all my fruits whole and then
ship directly into the ground where I want them to.
It is wild because it was like I've tried to
plant stuff in you know, Boston, in Missouri and the like,

(20:10):
it's so much easier. I almost feel like the westwards
like they must have felt like the people who like
expanded west must have been like, oh there was like
there's like a treat at the end. There's like a
thing that was like the thing that we've always been
hoping for. Obviously with a bunch of we had to
kill a bunch of people, Yeah, a bunch of murder

(20:31):
like running addition to their property. Yeah, nice little a
du yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
I mean they weren't doing nothing with it. That's right,
there should be ours, that's manifest destiny.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
But that they got a little treat for the manifest
destiny when they got out to the West coast, came
out to California. This is a magical land where everything
grows by accident?

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Are lucky? How lucky they were, How lucky, how lucky
they were, those those settlers.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come
back and we'll talk about a complete non story, hoax
and non entity that we're gonna be calling the Epstein
hoax from now on, Folks, from.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Here on, be right back, and we're back. We're back.
Ah wait.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
You know, if this was a tough news story after act,
after this first ad break, I might not have made
it back.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
But I do.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I am thrilled to celebrate the hard launch of this
new this new couple. Yeah, tech ceo and the head
of his HR department, the two people that I most
root for in this world, taxi and people who head
up HR departments.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Exactly. It was, I mean truly, like your good point,
it was a hard launch, one of the hardest launches.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Coaster where they just like it like takes off all
of a sudden.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, the incredible one.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah yeah, great, that launch is great. Great, that's what
these people's relationship happened.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
It was a yeah, it was the challenger launch of
couples announcements. I think because a fucking disaster. These people
are the Cold Blake, so this is the deal. Apparently
this Cold Blake concert, Chris Martin does this thing where
the camera goes around and he'll kind of riff, like
do a little improv on the couples that are there,
so it's not just obvious Chris Martin's fucking sick.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
I was gonna ask is it a Coldplay concert or
is it just Chris Martin? Because either way like he's
selling out, you know, well, yeah, so at it.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
So he goes he'll give a little riff, so each
couple gets like a ten and it's not just like
a kiss and they move on. It's like this is
part of the fucking show. So in this moment he
gets to this one couple that are doing the little
you know, I'm you know, I'm finna grab you by
the waste, you know, holding you shorty from behind, you
know what I mean, enjoying the cold Blade cold Blade show.
And when the camera hits them, it's like like the

(23:19):
fucking roaches scattering there goes.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
From just pure abandoned big smile.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah two, it's so you'll be able to hear it,
but again, uh, I'm sure you'll probably you've probably seen
this cup on the internet by now, but hey, if not,
you should check it out. So there's one guy, here's two.
Her face, he dives to the gone. He did ducking cover.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
He just went to the ground.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, she did the I'm not here. Yeah, I mean,
which I like. I like this sort of toddler object
permanence thing of like if I cover my fu.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
She was there for a little bit actually where she
saw the guy duck, but she just fucking straight up
fucking finished.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
So then you hear this. So Chris Martin's like, oh,
and then he really calls it this girl shout Okay,
you see homegirl right here. She has to be she
has to know what's up. She knows it.

Speaker 6 (24:22):
She's one of her how red her face is, can
you imagine? I mean, boy, she turns to her friend
and is like, oh my god, like they just showed us.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
What are we gonna do? Her friend is like cheesing,
but also like the color of yeah, a bab boons ass.

Speaker 6 (24:44):
Red a gorgeous bad boons bad Boon's gorgeous ass.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
The color of the bad boons gorgeous, bright red ass.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Ass. So yeah, this no, she could be a bystander
who then who just is cringing because it's so painfully obvious,
like all of us. She is all of us. But yeah,
they cheer. She's she gets out of frame. Uh, probably
pukes from embarrassment because it's so bad. There is one screencap,

(25:17):
this one moment where you can tell they both fucking
realize he's like huh and her face she looks like
she is watching the Challenger launch like they both do.
Like that's they're like, oh fuck, and she literally yeah,

(25:39):
poor guy, he's married. I love that. Like every article
you read about this, they're like, when we reached out
for comment, we haven't heard.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Back yet, like the Countiest like line that journalists. We're like,
when reached for comment to the company and his wife not,
It's like, yeah, I do you think they were gonna
get back on this one deadline?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Apparently this guy he runs a company called Astronomer, which
is some like AI infused fucking billion dollar valued company.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Or some ship that happened to someone like that. I know, unicorn.
It's a unicorn baby, that is, it got a billion
dollar valuation and everyone calls it a unicorn. Wait, Astronomer,
it's a private data infrastructure started Big jerk off Motion Energy.
Everyone keeps calling him an astronomer.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
They do know just that his company people have come
on y'all read the Galileo was.

Speaker 6 (26:42):
An astronomer and infamously cheated on his wife, astronomer dot
Io CEO Andy Bayrin.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
She was just hired in November too. I wonder what
happened the last chief people officer. Interesting they didn't like Coldplay?
Probably is that his thing. He's like, hey, you want
to go to a cold Play concert?

Speaker 6 (27:03):
Like, yeah, they come back every year and they do
the same fucking thing over and over.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
I know, babe, I know all the words, and I'll
sing them so you can't even hear him.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Tis stream down my wife's face.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Wait, yeah, I don't like Miles. He found some great
examples of like other people, it's it's a.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
This is a genre of video on YouTube. It's usually
called cot with side piece. I believe, I'm seriously, if
it's caught with side piece, you'll find it. It happens
all the time in games like not even here. It
happens in South America, happens in Europe. There are people
who are doing, you know, immoral things, not respecting their relationships.

(27:49):
Not this. This is one from like seven or eight
years ago. I just love it because it's like a
Red Sox fan and you can hear you can see
his mouth. He's like, ah shit, but there's no denying it.
This is oh shit. So he hits the camera, he
sees himself and he it's always the same thing. You

(28:10):
pull your arm back and act like I don't know
this person. I was just hugging on.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yeah him, Oh shit again he had just stayed there,
stayed like without moving his arm YEP, it would have
been of no. But by pulling his arm back while saying,
oh shit, shit, oh shit, it's a problem.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. It's the streisand effective cheating, y'all.
Like you can't don't get caught out here streisand affecting
yourself when you can just play it cool and.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Be like, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
I'm just this other boring ass white couple at this
cold place, so nothing to see here, Move on.

Speaker 6 (28:44):
I'm a pervert. I put my arm around everybody. Okay,
that doesn't mean I'm having an ET problem.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah, come on come here, my good man.

Speaker 9 (28:52):
Yes see, I would put my arm around.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Everybody he just gets decked out, fuck off me, bro,
trying to.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Fact they fucked up. Their response is also such a
great microcosm of like a corporate like a corporate team,
like a CEO and an HR department being like, how
do we handle this problem? Oh? I know, in the
worst way possible, in the.

Speaker 6 (29:19):
Least human way, in the most artificially intelligent way possible.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Just turn into the physical embodiment of an NDA, go
full blank blank face mode, and then just make everyone
feel so weird that you go viral. He looks kind
of like Gavin Newsom a little bit. I think that's
also helping, you know.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
They all do.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, it's important, don't they all?

Speaker 2 (29:45):
They all look like Gavin Newsom and they love wearing
jeans at the office because I'm a cool CEO, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
It's like if Gavin Newsom and one of the guys
from Pot Save America and Bill Simmons head a kid,
you know, yeah, very sim Simonian.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
And Newsman.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, God, the screencat that you have really found the
best moment.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
It's the best fucking The way they are his their
faces say it all like they're like, we are fully cooked.
We were caught in fucking eight k out here.

Speaker 6 (30:20):
Fuck, it's so good. His face it is like a
kid going nothing. You know, I have like just a
face covered and an impossible amount of shop.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Her face is like she caught her like kid jerking
off or something. And his face is like, my mom
got me jerking off. She's like, no, not my boy.
It's all terrible. And I love to see rich white
people be uncomfortable. So this is great for.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Me at a close play concert mileths this is our place.
This is our safe space, third place. You can't fuck with,
sacred place like that for whites. Okay, this is sacred.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Give leave them alone. They need something. But yeah, oh
my god, I can't even imagine when whenever this, do
you think they're gonna have a statement, Like they're gonna
put out a press release, you're gonna have a child thing?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Do you think you're gonna have a child? And like
the HL released the video, they't name it Apple. They
I feel like they are going to have to have
a statement because it's a billion dollar company right, Like
it's if it was just a person like no, no
big deal, but a publicly traded like billion dollar valuation

(31:33):
company that deals with privacy right. Also, well, this is
very funny.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
Yeah, my wife and I went my wife who I'm
married to. Okay, I was gonna say to a cold
Play concert a couple of years ago in Philly and
he started singing the Eagles fight song and.

Speaker 9 (31:53):
He was like, fly, Egals Fly, and it was honestly sick.

Speaker 6 (31:59):
It was so good. I was into it. Yeah, so hot,
he is so hot. I tore off my shirt and
then got cold and needed to buy a new shirt.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
But yeah, they put on a hell of a show.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
I always whenever i'm cold, I make my wife give
me her jacket.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
I know. That's sweet. That's a sweet think, you too do?
All right?

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Uh, well, we do just have to keep checking out
with Donald Trump because we're worried about him. Yeah, he
does seem to be doing well with this whole Epstein thing,
and so I don't know, his friends seem like they're
mad at him.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Oh yeah, I mean Epstein lives right now. He is not.
He's not just living rent free. In Trump's mind, he
is a squatter that has real has sold the furniture,
brought their own ship in, changed the locks, and when
you try to get in, it's like no, it's my
place now, bro, because he's.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Dead and it was never even a factor, really even
a factor in life.

Speaker 6 (32:57):
So like, fuck you right, he was a patriot, Yeah exactly, Yeah,
so what's wrong with an in your house?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
So he's been desperate for some kind of distraction from
the Epsteine foul fallout, and like right now, Alex Jones
is even like.

Speaker 10 (33:12):
I don't know, man, this sky's a damn cult's getting
like to the point where he's like starting to really
worry Alex Jones.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
This is him freaking out about like what does he think?
He is a fucking Catholic basically what he says, So talk.

Speaker 8 (33:25):
About this, I'm going to excommunicate you. Well, you're not
the pope brou oh uh oh. I mean you're not
speaking from the throne ex Cathra.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
God damn it if I had a dollar for every
time my kids said that.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Tom.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Plus, I'm not Catholic, So I forget the Catholics.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Just give me a break.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Catholics, listen, take a shot at give me a prey.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Catholics a fucking fucking body of Christ. Okay, screeze, any
thing I say is banished. Wait, that's a real person's
voice he's reading. There's like in this image, it's a
it's an ai image of Trump addressed as a king
holding a piece of papers. As anyone who disagrees with

(34:11):
anything I said is banished from my cult.

Speaker 8 (34:13):
He's anything I say is banished. And I'm not saying
trump Land is a cult.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Wait, I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (34:22):
The Democrats are the cult of hating reason and logic
and common sense.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Then a picture of Trump as the body. Ye.

Speaker 8 (34:31):
When Trump starts behaving like that, it starts getting into
cult territory. I bet since I talked at the first
hour and said I'm not in this cult, that's what
it's turning into. I bet there's already news articles about it.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Yeah, it is so wild, how defensive they all are,
these people who are like, I speak the truth, I
don't give a fuck who knows the and uh not
to say that he's because it's actually my best friend.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah. Well, they're trying to figure out what's best for
their brands too, because they've been fanning these flames also,
and they're gonna be like, well, fuck, I got Also,
I gotta maybe just stick with my viewers because those
are the ones who buy my fucking fake vitamins. Right,
So again Trump is flailing. Okay, he fucking tried. He
did the thing.

Speaker 10 (35:22):
He's like, what about the the the IQ's of AOC,
what about this thing that's happening. I think Rosie O'Donnell
should go away, Like this guy obviously has the mental
aptitude of a wooden snake. So now he's really fucking flailing.
He even said he falsely claimed that he can this
is this is. On Wednesday, he falsely claimed that he
convinced Coke to switch to cane sugar from high fructose

(35:45):
corn syrup, like just out of nowhere, he said, quote,
I've been speaking to Coca Cola about using real cane
sugar and coke in the United States, and they have
agreed to do so. I'd like to thank all of
those in authority at Coca Cola. This will be a
very good move by them. You'll see that.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Really is giving the ceasefire where he's like, we did it,
we did a ceasefire.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Great, and then everyone who's involved said, huh yeah, because
Coke came out and they're like, uh, thanks for your enthusiasm.
But then it was just a love letter to high
fructose corn syrup, like they were like, sorry, y'all, they
got us. The corn lobby got us, So don't expect that.
So what are you to do? I don't know, maybe
like make up something about how like your uncle knew

(36:26):
the fucking unibomber. This is the fucking this is what
he said at an AI fucking event on on Wednesday
when I.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
First heard about AI.

Speaker 11 (36:35):
You know, it's not my thing.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Although my uncle was an MIT one of the great.

Speaker 11 (36:39):
Professors fifty one years whatever, who longest serving professor in
the history of MIT. Three degrees, three degrees in nuclear,
chemical and math. That's a smart man. Kazinski was one
of his students. Do you know who? There's very little
difference between a madman and a genius.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
But Kazinsky, I said, what kind of a student was he?

Speaker 11 (37:01):
Uncle? John? Doctor John Trump? He said, what kind of
a student? Man?

Speaker 2 (37:05):
He said, seriously?

Speaker 11 (37:07):
Good, he said, he'd correct you go around correcting everybody.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
But it didn't work out too well for him. Didn't
work out too well. But it's interesting in life, so
okay for the people he now, I mean, I think
it goes without saying that the only true part of
this entire story is that his uncle was a professor
at MIT. That's literally everything else, total bullshit.

Speaker 6 (37:33):
Okay, he didn't have three three degrees he had okay,
fifty years.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
He had two degrees in electrical engineering and one in
physics for the record, not in chemical nuclear. I did
math and nuclear and atomic all my degrees. He said
he was the longest serving professor in the history of
myt No, he's one of them, but not the longest.
That is that goes to another professor with lessim Griffith.

(37:59):
I believe was Ted Kazinski one of his students. No,
Ted Kazinski went to Harvard and Michigan University of Michigan,
not MI. T Okay. Then he said when he talked
about it, he goes, oh, you know, and then he
said it didn't work out too well for him. His
uncle died in nineteen eighty five. Kazinsky was arrested in
ninety six. So there's no, there's no. He doesn't know

(38:23):
anything about Ted Kazinski. Now, what a wild story to
tell out loud. You know who else used to tell
a fake story about them, like them being themselves being
friends with the boer, you know, Bomber. You know who
else would lie about that? Me Jeffrey Epstein.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Oh, Jeffrey Eptez, Oh the.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Jeffrey Epstein would tell people that he fucking knew he
studied with the Uni bomber at UCLA. This was like
a thing that's in this like interview with another guy.
When Mother Jones got a hold of some of the
the NATE like the numbers and some of the documents,
they just started calling people. One guy answered who knew
him and started started talking about Epstein. He's like, he
thought he was a scientist. He wasn't. He used to

(39:02):
fucking tell people he studied, quote, studied math at UCLA
with a unibomber who was a math teacher. And they're
like wow, He's like, but that's not true. And it's
so this guy is regirding. He's like recycling. Jeffrey Epstein's
like lies in some weird way, like I don't know,
Like it feels just very odd when you're like this
is why is why the fuck are you talking about
the unibomber, Like what's the point of that? And that

(39:24):
makes you look cooler for some reason. He's like, here's
the thing I like to tell scientists people, My uncle
Unibomber knew Teacha.

Speaker 6 (39:34):
Is and that has to do with AI. How like
to your point, none of that his uncle wasn't an
AI professor, Like there was no to him. It's all
the same thing. Science is AI, it's chemical bombs or AI.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
It's all aie.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
I knew a very smart prominent science one time, and.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
He was a science yes, yes, but.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Have you ever heard of the un obomber?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (40:00):
Anyways, Barbendheimer never played you know, never playbammer Barbinheimer.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
What was Barbenheimer's professor?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
What what do you mean by me an Arpenheimer? They
were together, their child, Barbenheimer, great physicist, he had a
degree in math and chemical So the stress man, God,
what what could the stress be doing to him? Is what?

Speaker 1 (40:30):
The that mother Jones interview with the guy who they
just like cold called more like you're on the Epstein files,
Like what what's good? And he was like that guy
was like, yeah, he was my best friend. Yeah, very
sick guy, but he was my best friend. This is
like this like ninety year old scientist, eighty nine year
old art collector and controversial scientist who said Jeffrey Epstein

(40:53):
was his best pal for decades, really was just like
he was like a complete idiot. He had the mind
of a child, That's what he says about him. He's
like he, yeah, he I don't know, like didn't know.
The thing that was unique about him is he would
ask these questions that would make you realize he doesn't
know shit. Nevertheless, in his peculiarly inquiring mind, let's say,

(41:17):
like a child who is fresh to the world, because
he has no compunction about approaching people. But yeah, he
was like, I don't believe that he ever taught math,
which again, yeah, he said, I don't even believe that
he taught math. It was as somebody who was supposed
to be like a math started as a math teacher
and then was so good at teaching math that this

(41:39):
like billionaire saw him like teaching his son and was like,
I'm gonna make you like the head of my quant
division on Wall Street, and like, no, the whole thing
is that he just started blackmailing people like from from
that point forward and just kept building up like that's
the only thing that makes sense in his career, didn't

(42:00):
this guy doesn't even believe that he could teach math
to children, let alone like that he was some sort
of math whiz that like was able to fucking build
up this massive billion dollar fortune.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
I just read a new a new possible distraction. Uh,
they're bringing back jewel pods. I mean I think Trump's
tried everything. Coke's going back to King Sugar. What else
jewel pods? Do you want to like new coke? Or
was that the bad one?

Speaker 9 (42:30):
I only drink diet six loco. We're launching that original recipe.
We had two locos to it. We're just gonna call
it crazy. We're gonna call it four crazy because I
don't like Spanish or anything. Four crazies. Four crazies.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
God, well, this is.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
This is where you find the best Trump impressions in America.
Four crazier Donald Trump. How many of the closes? Too
many of the locals? No, it got offensive?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Huh that was irish? How about how I never heard
of that country?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Hey, all right, twinkle toes to take a quick break.
We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
And we're back in.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
We're back, folks, and we're back. Jd Vance, brave, brave
hero you know, went out presumably flew in to an
airport in the hell hole that is Los Angeles, absolute

(43:47):
fucking post apocalyptic landscape. If you watch Fox News with
his family and because he had to go to Disneyland.
Why do you go to Disneyland? Disney World, I.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Know, isn't Yeah. I'm like, bro of all the why
are you coming? Why are you coming out to Cali?
Bro to the lands there might have got more ship
at World than they do at Land.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
There was something else happening here. I don't know why
you have come all the way here.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
I wonder if because he thought he would be around
more maga people in Florida who would give him ship
about the Epstein things. He's like, I'll handle liberal booze
in disney Land versus hearing from maga people who are upset.
I don't know either way. Either way either way?

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Is that George Clooney's tequila brand? Wow? Anyways, time folks
and Francisca. Any of these that you want to use
for your Yeah? Oh yeah, you look like you're dizzily
writing them down.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Anyway, trying to put an Ethernet cable out of our computer.
I'm just.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Around he So he went to Disneyland with his family,
which is and like, didn't they didn't close it down?
So I feel like there was a conversation that happened
where he was like, no, we're gonna be like just
normal family at Disneyland. We don't have to, like, we

(45:13):
want our kids to feel normal, to grow up in
a normal world, so we're not going to close it down.
And so they end up walking around Disneyland that's open ish,
like every part of the park that they go to
gets shut down, creating massive lines for anybody who's like
trying to who didn't know that the shit was going

(45:35):
to be happening.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
And then everyone goes, wait, what what's going on? Why
are we getting kicked out? Like jd Vance is here,
and I'm sure every person said, oh great, I love
that because I'm already paying seven thousand dollars to be
at a Disney park right now. That now I'm waiting
even longer because jd Vance wants to do a Jungle cruise.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
The people had the fast Pass one or whatever, like
right right like their time slot to go and do
the Indiana Drones ride, and we're like fuck.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, jd Vance has decided to enter it.
We also got to see what it looks like when
he runs, and it like people say, this person runs
like they have a ship in their pants that this
person runs like. I feel like this could be submitted
as forensic evidence. Was trying to.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Get what was he what is he doing? He looks
like he's saving someone.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
He looks like he just shipped his pants and is
running to He.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Looks like it's feeding time. Maybe it's just because the
backup like at the gorilla portion enclosure, the grillaclosure.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
He's really moving that upper body though. He's like Millie
Rocket or some ship for him.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
But the legs are really heavy, heavy, heavy legs. I
don't know if it was just leg day or if
he literally just shipped his pants and was trying not
to keep it from like leaking out the cuffs of
his pants. But this is just he Yeah, I just
I feel like this whole thing is him forcing like
almost like a rooman show reality where he's like, see kids,

(47:02):
this is normal. This is what Disneyland is like, it's
still open. And meanwhile it's just like ruining all these
people who who are just like now unwitting props, like
they had no idea they were gonna have to well
play the normal people in this fantasy of JD. Vanson.
I mean that he's like trying to do for his kids.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Yeah, not even I just I saw like a clip
of just people being like just booing while he was
walking through too, not like deafening, but audible, Like if
you're a child, you're like, oh, what, what, what's my situation?
Exactly because they're you know, they're they're not like super old, right,
I'm not. I'm sure they're not like going on Reddit
or some shit yet or maybe who knows, maybe they are,

(47:44):
but like just that experience for your own kids, like
you don't want to just even as a parent, you're like, whatever,
I'm going to insist that we look normal, even if
that means you're subjected to like a very chaotic environment
where people are saying we suck as people. Whatever.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
I don't think that people who govern us are entitled
to peace, right, And I sure as shit don't think
they're entitled to a family fucking vacation in Disneyland, in
a state that is being terrorized by Donald Trump. And
he openly admitted that I've invaded CALIFORNI I'm attacking California.

(48:19):
So I know people, you know, they're with their family,
they got their family.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Boo them. I'm just saying bro, you should know better, bro,
because it's smoke funning.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Oh yeah, no, I'm saying you're just like you can know,
I can hear the discourse around it's wrong to do this,
and these are still people. And you know, we saw
Ted Cruz on vacation in Greece while you know, Texas
was flooding the other week, but he went on vacation.
These are people who go on vacation just after they've
cut medicaid away from however, many millions of people. And

(48:50):
you're like you, oh, so you could go on your break,
So you go on your shemmera break like they have
no shame. Like to me, I would feel so much
shame going to fucking Disneyland. I would go camping if
I were that much of a ghoul or like somewhere remote.
But going to Disneyland is just like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Well it's open, Like wow, well what is he supposed
to mean?

Speaker 3 (49:11):
What do they pay to shut it down?

Speaker 7 (49:13):
Yah?

Speaker 2 (49:14):
That's our money all the time.

Speaker 7 (49:16):
You know.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
I'm just like, I feel like he's trying to prove something.
That's the that's the one.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Sure, you know, Yeah, he's just trying to fucking just
pedal to the metal, just get through it. And I
think maybe he's probably trying to insist on some level
that he's it's okay, like that he cant the rot
will not reach him when it will and truly has.
And yeah, of course, I mean we all grew up.
We all remember those first memories of us going to

(49:41):
Disneyland with our parents and being surrounded by dudes and
under armor polos who have machine guns and backpacks.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Yeah, they like, I feel like they were like, okay,
this is what like this one guy looks like he's
getting toted and exactly.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Can't have the draco just fully out like that. So
I'm gonna I'm gonna wrap a canvas over this fucking
oozie or whatever the fuck I'm holding?

Speaker 3 (50:04):
What for security? Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Yeah, Yeah, there's like Secret Service officers around them, just
blending in like dressed like somebody who would be at Disneyland.
But then you can see the earpiece and they also
have what's in Yeah what the.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
BLD Like snacks for the kids. Obviously we're at Disneyland.
We got Capri suns in here. We got some goldfish
crackers h ar fifteen and some nerd rope clusters.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
I mean, I feel like there might have just been
a keep calm and carry on like memo that went
out to Trump and a dvance because Trump was like
at a FIFA World Cup match, just like getting on
stage for the trophy acceptance and just not refusing to leave.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
So what is the club World Cups? So I saw
the headline in like World Cup.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Excuse me, Yeah, it's they do it as well. Now
it happens every but this it's in the US specifically,
because like I sort of warm up to next year's
what will be a disastrous World Cup in the United States.
And so basically it's like the top club teams from
the different different sort of what's the word I'm liking
a conferences. Yeah, So like you'll have teams from like

(51:18):
Brazil playing Chelsea Football Club from London, or playing Paris
sanjer Man who's owned by the Katari Investment Group or whatever.
So all of them are playing. So it's like meant
to like the top teams are all facing off. And anyway,
the finale was in New Jersey and of course mister
Donald was there and he's again they're doing the national anthem.

(51:38):
The camera cuts to him and people are just booing
because of course here's her a little sound by to
that beautiful you. I mean, I don't again, I don't
know what you expected. We're talking about football, the fucking

(51:59):
world's game that regularly is about getting people from all
over together to like celebrate like the one thing, or
even these club teams themselves are a tapestry of all
different nationalities together.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
I do know that football fans will sing songs sometimes
instead of like doing the standard cheers that casual American
sports fans do. So I think this was actually them
singing the opening chords of you.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
You Got what I Need? Yeah, yeah, yeah, And he's
a great president and he's a great president.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Maybe I think I wanted and I needed more of
like the whistling, because like in Latin America, if you
see somebody, it's not boo, it's wish you whistle will loud.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Yeah, definitely a US audience there. That was just you know,
showcasing their displeasure.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
That was probably what they were channing you.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Essay, Yeah, that's what they were saying exactly, so resounding.
Like it is interesting to like actually watch the videos
or hear the videos because you're you know, the line's
always going to be oh, booed whatever, but that was
insane amounts of booing. And you're right, Miles. It's like
there's nothing more un American in Maga's mind than World

(53:11):
Cup Soccer. World grows, you know, like there's a world
are you kidding me? Which is so ironic because again
we are hosting it next year and it will be
a disaster and.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
A sport that we famously are not good at. Yet yes,
you know what I mean. So of course they're like, oh, I'm.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Excited for the refereeing to be rigged to the point
where the US ties right VERSUS loses mostly Hey, you
never know.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
You know, I mean again, That's the other thing though, too,
is like the US is only getting better because of
our embracing of the children of immigrants who come to
this country with the real the fucking excitement for the
game of soccer. Which that's the thing that is making
this team better. It's not because like.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
We have a bunch of dual nationals, right, is a
bunch of like still a bunch of bunch kids born
on military bases in Europe.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Like that's why the fucking team is Okay, it's not
because fucking you know Colin from fucking Ensmo is Alexi Law.
He's a fucking loser. Anyway, this is the moment though. Afterwards,
so Chelsea beat PSG in the final and Trump is
bringing the trophy on stage all again. This is a

(54:24):
huge moment when the truth, like the norms of lifting
a trophy after a soccer tournament is the people who are,
you know, putting the tournament on, give you the trophy
and you get the fuck off the stage. So the
photo will be the captain lifting the trophy above their
head and everyone's screaming. You never see a fucking person.

(54:44):
You don't even see the fucking coach in those images.
It's the squad and here's Trump giving the fucking h
trophy out. But again you see Rhys James who's the
captain of Chelsea, and then another player Cole Palmer, and
even like Mark Kukarea who's a Spanish player. They're like,
what the fuck is this guy doing. So he's like,
get off the stage. Look at Mark Kokaia. He's like, yeah,

(55:07):
this dude is grimacing.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
And is it Infantino? Is that the FIFA head who
was like trying to usher him off yes, and like
the reporting is like, oh Trump didn't notice.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
No, no, no, no, he absolutely And then watch this. So
this this white dude right here, he's Cole Palmer. He's like,
the fuck is this guy doing? The guy with the trophy.
You'll see him say are you leaving? Are you gonna leave?
Are you gonna leave?

Speaker 3 (55:33):
No?

Speaker 2 (55:34):
And like look at Cole Palmer, He's like, what the
fuck is this? He's look, he said, what bro, What's
what's man's doing up here? Anyway?

Speaker 1 (55:40):
He had their He looks at Trump and says, are
you leaving? And he looks the direction that he's looking
to see who he's talking.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Like you're talking to bro. That's that's me all day.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
It's just amazing that, like this is the Club World Cup,
but like that any champion in the United States reward.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Will be.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Fucking Donald Trump with his goofy ass red tie and
his ill fitting suit and his dumb ass hair out
there in your shot. Yeah, well you're trying to celebrate.
Like that's terrible.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
I know. It's like for people who don't quite understand
like why this is just especially like every soccer fan,
football fanner on the road is like, get the fuck
off the streage. It's like if you're at a wedding
and the efficient is like okay, Like they're announcing the
couple and he said you may kiss the bride or whatever,
and then then getting in the middle of the wow,

(56:35):
they kissed, Like turn around and watch them kiss like
they got Jack Nicholson front row at the Lake Show
type seats to that, and everyone's, Yo, get the fuck
out the world? Are you fucking do? The bro say't
about you right now? Also fun fact, the trophy that
Reeve James lifted that was a fucking replica because Trump
wanted to keep the original one. What yes, He's like,
I like that, I want to keep it, and they're like, uh,

(56:57):
well this is a thing. They're like, so they had
to cook up a replica for them to lift that
for the fucking after the final on Sunday. So yeah,
all around.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
So we're gonna see like the Club Trophy in his
in the White House.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
I think it's in the Oval and I think so.
I think the World Cup is in the Oval too, and.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
The Stanley Cup presumably he'll have in there too.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Yeah you can't.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
I will, yeah, I will say, like I feel like
you could. He he loves to like bring people around
and be like, see that, that's Mike Tyson's boxing glove.
Used it in a match, that's not Mike Tyson's boxing gloves.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Like there are like.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Thousands upon thousands of like Mike Tyson used that in
a in an actual match gloves out there that like, no, no,
it's not. And he seems like he'd be about the
easiest person to fool in the world.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Yeah. I mean, this is just so funny because when
he saw it, he was like, ooh, look at this
big old golden orb, right, and then he was like,
I think I'd like to keep it.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
He's like, he's just a child. It's like when you
go shopping for a birthday present and like you have
to get something. The kid has to get a toy
as well. You know when you were little and you're like, no,
but I want No, it's a gift. It's not for you,
it's not.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
That's like in Huey Herman when he's like on your bike,
pee wee, he's got.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Big where are they hosing him down? Is like one
of my favorite lines ever.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
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