Weekly Zeitgeist 394 (Best of 8/11/25-8/15/25)

The weekly round-up of the best moments from DZ's season 401 (8/11/25-8/15/25)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the
Weekly Zeitgeist. These are some of our favorite segments from
this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment laugh stravaganza.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, so, without.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Further ado, here is the Weekly Zeitgeist.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Well, look, Paula VI, we are very very honored today
to have a very fantastic guest. Look this is We
have illustrious guests. We have people that are better than
us on usually, and this today's guest is no different. Okay,
this man is actually the first South American comedian to

(00:46):
shoot an original comedy special for Netflix. And a writer
is a director, Okay, out here acting, out here, making
comedic films, out here making comedic specials. Now, if you
speak Spanish, you might be very familiar with his stand
up comedy work already. But if you are like me
and only speak a little bit of Spanish because you
grew up in la and it's not enough to functually
understand a full Spanish language comedy set, you're in luck

(01:08):
because his first English language comedy special is out now.
It's called from the Future. Please welcome to the microphone,
the famous he talented, the hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Thank you so much for having me. I'm just listening
to you, guys. I it's just going to stay in
silence the entire time, going.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
To please playing that weird King game on his phone
all time?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
What's the King game?

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Don't you see those like celebrities playing the aren't they
like you know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:43):
What you're talking I don't think. I don't think it's
a real game. I think he's always like an ad.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
Never yeah, I feel that way about like the Dirty
Girl where she has like the hair and like she
have to get her ready or whatever, and then that's.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
All these weird spams that show all the you even child,
you don't understand what the hell we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Well, I know about online slop games that are ads
that they will you try and download it. That's not
the fucking game. I just never heard of the dirty girl.
One you've never heard.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Of, like the dirt the one with the dirty girl
where she like shaves and then her boyfriend cheats on
her and she's crying and stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Are you freaking the algorithm?

Speaker 7 (02:18):
Just send that to you. I think we will know
that you like.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Her name is Paula Be and she's like trying to
follow her dreams and then she can and like she's
boyfriend's like talimanting around Europe, having Barcelona.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
Yeah, stop dosing.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I was hitting them up. I gave him some recommendations. Wait,
so the king okay? Is that?

Speaker 6 (02:42):
I know?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Because the other one, there's the one where like all
the soldiers go through them gates and then like they
multiply and their shooting ship and then like a big
fucking god.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
This one was like like a goofy king, and recently
they came out with like another weird king. And like
celebrities are pushing the ads on this. Have you seen
this with Brizzio, Like where like celebrities are like adverts
tizing these types of games a sign of the recession.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yeah, I mean what kind of celebrities are we talking
about that? Once we're waiting outside freaky Fridays.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
Or wow, you come for a straight up trial.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Hey, you know, anybody can get fucking they can get
hit with a stranger. I didn't want to say you
can get touched out here because I didn't want to think,
I mean that's that the Yeah, that nomenclature did not
really apply well to that situation. However, Fabrizio Uh, their
special is fantastic. Uh for that being your first English lang,
I'm like, bro, this is the motherfucker's funny as hell?

(03:37):
Was that? What was the process like for you being like,
you know what, I've done it all in Spanish. Now
let me come over here and now let people know
how funny I could be in English? Was that daunting
or did it just feel like a natural progression? Because
I from I surmised, as you said in your special,
you are married to an American, you are now a citizen,
And was that just sort of a natural process or

(03:58):
was that something you're kind of like had a goal
to do. I mean, I think as.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
A comic, you want to be in like the most
in the most challenging side of the business. So I
always assume that New York was the place to be,
you know, because of all this comedy specialists and all
the mythology around comedy. So I wanted to do to
go to New York do comedy English and prove myself
that I was able to do it. And uh yeah,

(04:23):
And I started thinking about that when I was thirteen
or something, and I truly started the process a couple
of years ago of like, okay, I can.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
I think I can do an hour, you know, I
think I can put together an hour and uh yeah,
I mean.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
The funny thing is like I started like translating jokes
because I thought it was the way to go, you know,
and then I realized, like not not really. So now
I have like two sets in my brain, like one
for South America one for the US, and some jokes overlap,
but it kind of have two different brains right right right.
For comedy, yeah for sure, not the rest of the time.

(04:57):
The first of the time, I have half one, but
for comedy have two.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah. That's good.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
It's like if you use like more than ten percent
of your brain, you could do comedy and other languages.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Did you guys hear that you need to get some
proteins that we're selling at the end of the show,
and yeah, some vitamins that.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
This And yes, we will be plugging your nutraceuticals at
the end. I told you, and I think I told
your manager we would have time to plug your nutriceuticals
at the end.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
My lingual vitamins, I call them lingual if you take
them every morning.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Can you tell us something from your search history that's
revealing about who you are what you were into right now.

Speaker 6 (05:32):
I recently searched Las Vegas Ayahuasca.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
O oh okay, I mean there's all that sword out
of that rock and excalib.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Do they have that an excalibur?

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (05:50):
That word that when it first opened.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, you have to.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
We went to that place when it first.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Opened as kids. That was nineteen ninety, I think, yeah, yeah,
and we were like.

Speaker 6 (05:58):
Take us on Excalibar, cattle, whole thing. We couldn't get
it out.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
We suck. So you're looking, are there people doing guided experiences.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
With white people? They have cornered the space on feeling.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, of course. Look when I discovered on a trip
to the discovered this.

Speaker 8 (06:20):
Native white people have found all the things they have.

Speaker 6 (06:24):
They call themselves a tribe. Now they do monthly sessions.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
You can do like a divine feminine session where it's
just the ladies tripping out together in a safe space.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
I can't hear you. Are you interested? Is that why
you you? Okay? What what are you? What are you?
What are you hoping to find on your psychedelic journey?

Speaker 8 (06:54):
Honestly, I think I'd like to to stop giving a.

Speaker 6 (06:59):
Fun about what people think.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yeah, yeah, break the ego.

Speaker 8 (07:03):
Yeah, that's probably my biggest problem because I talk a
lot of shit and then I'm like, oh.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
That was that, Like.

Speaker 8 (07:10):
Oh no regret, Yeah yeah yeah, stand tim toes down
in my delusions like everybody else does know.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
I want that confidence too.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:19):
I like to overthink everything and I'm loud as hell.
It's like a hindrance.

Speaker 8 (07:24):
I just wanted to be like, this is where it's at,
and you can don't have to like me like me,
like that's what I'm at where I'm like, I'm tired
of caring if people like me.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
Or not when I feel like most people don't anyway.
So I love you.

Speaker 9 (07:37):
Yeah, everyone says that, but no one calls. Could you imagine?
I'm like, I hate The.

Speaker 8 (07:51):
Most engagment on white Instagram stories is like I'm sad today.
People are like, oh my god, you have so many
people who love you.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
I'm like, well, hello, here's the I'm feeling lonely too,
with like friends and shit. And I was just telling
Miles we need to do like a sleepover friend trip
something like I missed the informality of like college, when
you just would hang out with people and everybody's being
silly and fun.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
It's just it's hard in LA.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
I think about like vegus really, like when I was
at my brocus living at my mom's, I'm like twenty set,
twenty six, and I would just hit up my friend
like what you doing. They're like nothing, I'm gonna come through.
They're like all right, and that was it. That was it.

Speaker 8 (08:29):
And then being in the same space with somebody, it's
also just fine. You don't have to even go anywhere special.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
It was like we're communing.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
They're like yeah, They're like you on a subway. They're like,
I'll hit you back, bring me a bring me a
meatball sub I'm like, fine, fine, fine.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
But you have to pay the meatball subs tax to
hang out with your friend.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
No, But then I'd be like, all right, well then
roll up a blunt like there would be some kind
of exchange system. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
I Like I think now, like so many people are
like married, having kids, whatever, and then I feel like
if I ask, it'll be weird. It'll be like face
timing without texting first, you know what I mean. Like
that's I'm like, if I were to just be like, hey, Miles,
do you want to like can I come over and
hang out you'd be like.

Speaker 6 (09:08):
Wow, no, we don't all have that.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Relationship, right, And everybody's like needs their space, you know.
So I always feel weird, like and then I'll and
then I'll like ask friends to like coffee and stuff.
But one time I had a friend that was like,
you seem depressed at coffee, So I stopped wanting.

Speaker 10 (09:27):
To Oh shit, dang, that's all depressed.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
You just help me get out of it. So now
I'm self conscious.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
About that where I'm like, oh, my people being weird
with me.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Like I have a home world too, like where a
lot of people in our friend groups are getting booed
up or married or having kinds of stuff. So like
the vibe Obviously the vibes changed drastically. Now people have
so many more like existential things that they have to address.
But yeah, it got to a point I'm like, just
hit us up. Like honestly, at a certain point, we're
just kicking it at the house. So if you want

(10:00):
to come through and you want to play with the
kid or whatever, like we're here, I don't I really
don't mind, Like, let's just do that because it's not
like I've at that point when you when you're like
parenting and stuff. You kind of want people in the house,
and you know.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
That's what when I travel for comedy, it's kind of
easier because I have friends from like undergrad grad school
of kids, and then I can crash with them and
then I get to like help with the kid in
the morning. You know, like, yeah, be an auntie. But
it's hard, Like in the city where you're living is hard.

Speaker 8 (10:26):
Sorry, shut up, it's I hear what everybody's saying, but
it's all well, like if you like people to come
to your house, you should be like, hey, come over.
I feel like a lot of times the single person
with no responsibility has to always reach out to everybody else. Yeah,
your wives aren't is busy and it's like, yeah, I
don't have anything to do today. It's kind of a bummer.
So yeah, if you'd like to hang out. Also, hey

(10:47):
you want to come hang out?

Speaker 2 (10:48):
You're like, you know what I do.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
There's also that with like family stuff too, Like if
you're like this single, more flexible person, you have to
go wherever the babies are, you have to like you're
just always like you have to go.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
Everything is deferred to, like whoever has.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
The basic youngest kids.

Speaker 8 (11:04):
She has a child, it's more expensive for her to
travel and you have more flexibility.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
But no, you have to travel like eight times and
like you're fucking you don't have a support system in
the same way, right, I'm broke and alone.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
What is something you think is underrated?

Speaker 11 (11:21):
I think I've been reading recently about just what the
American public knows, and I think if you know any
basic facts about like which party controls Congress, or like
what is a freedom in the first ament, like anybody
who knows an incredibly basic thing about the country's government,
you're in the minority of Americans.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
What are we saying? How like what percentile are we
hitting if I'm like, if I can tell you like
three amendments.

Speaker 11 (11:46):
It's the main one I looked at. It was just
do you know which party controls Congress? And apparently recent
surveys it's around sixty eight percent of Americans new and
then back in the nineteen sixties it was a little
bit lower, which is amazing. I would have thought social
media would have made us less smart about that way.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Sixty eight percent of the country knows who's in control
of Congress right now?

Speaker 11 (12:07):
Yeah, Like every election, I feel like there's a lot
of skuttle butt in the news of like now that
this seat went to this party, it'll change this perception
of nobody actually knows any of that. Like the few
people who do probably have a party picked out and
everyone else is just vibing. So so if you know anything,
great job, you're undermarted also.

Speaker 6 (12:25):
But I feel like part of that is everything is hell.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
So like I was like trying to pay our Like
people can't memorize like numbers and amendments when they're trying
to like pay their bills and survive, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
But I mean, no people know who kind of to
be angry at, you know what I mean in terms
of directing their anger towards a party. So I guess
in that sense, but maybe it doesn't.

Speaker 6 (12:48):
But I feel like people are angry at everybody.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah that's true. I mean, yeah, how many people are
still just like fucking Biden. They're like, yeah, people are
saying that seriously.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Still, well they I mean even the timeline of like COVID,
they blame like Biden for all of COVID, even though
Trump was president for the first.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah, that was even happening when they were saying that
Obama was in charge of the Epstein Sweetheart Deal and
ship too, and people are like, no, it was George Bush.
You fucking losers. Get a fucking get a calendar, you.

Speaker 6 (13:21):
Know what I mean? But really like Obama's behind all
of this.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
For the last I wish Obama. I wish it was
that elegantly solvable. I wish one person. Yeah, yeah, you
know what is you go back to George Washington? Okay,
just yeah, where's the teeth from? Bitch?

Speaker 6 (13:37):
I know they're not wooden.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Okay, okay, that's woke. Making me admit that they were
slave teeth is woke. So we're gonna keep saying these
are Maine roast.

Speaker 12 (13:46):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
That's that's also groast's buying.

Speaker 13 (13:51):
George Washington, go to Turkey, Go to Turkey. Full how
embarrassing we left Britain. And then to solve the teeth problem,
you took him from slaves.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
What's under his hat? Oh that's a wig?

Speaker 9 (14:09):
Oh my?

Speaker 6 (14:11):
Oh what is that?

Speaker 5 (14:12):
When I move your hair, it's dusting up in here.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
You've got some as she.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Has hair, well, it's dan drift, my lady, oh George.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
Okay, I would not be a lady. I would probably
be a slave back then that we'd.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Be freaking them out because we'd be dressed like this
and we could say it.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
I would be like, bruh, I feel like, is that
a key and peel.

Speaker 6 (14:32):
Sketch or something?

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Everything's a key and peel everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
just a good way to default.

Speaker 6 (14:38):
Eat Ship Chappelle. Everything's a key and peel sketch.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Everything is key and peel or in living color? Who knows?

Speaker 2 (14:45):
What is something you thinks overrated?

Speaker 14 (14:47):
Tim Guy Montgomery and I do a podcast called Then
Just Like That, which you kindly mentioned at the start.
It is famous for us watching sort of bad movies
too many times. We've reviewed Grown Ups two fifty two times,
and both The Sex and the City movies fifty two times.

Speaker 7 (15:04):
A piece.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Worst stadium of all time is what it's called.

Speaker 14 (15:07):
Right, yes, fittingly, and most recently we have been watching
And Just Like That Season three in real time. I've
put that as overrated, almost just as a little opportunity
to give it a shout out first that has There's
two things going on in my life right now, my
two beautiful boys and Sarah Jessica Parker and her friends

(15:30):
and what they're getting up to in their middle age
on and just like that, it's just been announced that
the whole concept of the Sex in the City universe
is ending with this thing.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
This is it, this is how they're going out.

Speaker 7 (15:45):
That's all right, and they didn't know that at the
start of this.

Speaker 14 (15:47):
So this is the third season of and just like that,
which is sort of set I don't know, roughly like
fifteen years after the last time we saw the Goals.
Samantha Jones is kind of famously not in this show,
and they It has just been amazing watching them groping
around in the dark over three seasons trying to figure

(16:08):
out how to get back into the zeitgeist effectively. Carrie
Bradshaw had a podcast with Bobby Lee at one point.
Shaye DearS is this non binary character who got with
Miranda and they had this very sort of complicated relationship
as Miranda's trying to figure out who she.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Is, and everyone hated is too. I've heard that character
is just like it was like, god.

Speaker 14 (16:35):
Well, that's the thing, and it made it very tricky,
right because they were the most diverse character on the
show and also the most easily hatable. They were also
a stand up comedian, and you did get privy to
some of Shay's stand up and they were not good.

Speaker 7 (16:52):
Bold decision to put it on spring.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah, well then I sign this season too, like to
your point about but they don't know what the fuck's
going on? How Nicole Lari Parker's like father died like
in the first season, yeah, and then also died in
the third season, like hold on, that was in season
What the fun Is?

Speaker 7 (17:12):
And the previous season she's bonding I think with Maranda
at one point, and it's like, oh, you know, yeah,
it was so hard when when my dad died a
couple of years ago, and then this season there is
an entire episode dedicated to the fact that her dad
just dies and then we go to the funeral and everything.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
And then when.

Speaker 14 (17:30):
Everyone rightly called this out on like they were like,
what the fuck is going on here? They not even
in the show, but just I think Michael Patrick King
came out and retconduct as being like, oh no, one
of them was a steep dad. We just forgot to
say something like that. But also it's this isn't just that,
like Carry Bradshaw has been claiming that she's been with

(17:51):
Aiden for twenty two years, which is just not true.
Like at the beginning of Vegas there and then some
allegations came out against Chris Noth, who's the actor that
portrays them, so they killed him by Palaton, which in
real life like tamped Palaton's sheer price briefly when that

(18:11):
episode aired. And then Big has been erased from history,
and now they're trying to pretend like Aiden's been on
the scene for two decades.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Come on, guys, we've been watching. Wasn't he fool uss
like that? Wasn't he trying to get with them? And
he was like, now I gotta get I got to
be with my family, like with my kids or something.
I felt like that was happening in the first whatever.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
But he's in the regular in the City, Big, Yeah,
And I had to.

Speaker 14 (18:37):
Tell you that just I'm glad you're on board because
you're talking to the right guy.

Speaker 7 (18:42):
So thicking the weeds with this ship.

Speaker 14 (18:44):
The reason it's it's kind of interesting at the moment
is they have one episode left of all of the
whole Sex and the City thing now because HBO who
I don't even know who, eventually it's probably Mickey Mouse
Aki owns everything, so whoever at the top has decided
we've got to pull the plug on this thing. This
is not going well. It's costing us too much money.

(19:06):
So mid season they've announced that this is it for
everything forever. And now we've got one last season of
one last episode to wrap up approximately one thousand storylines
that they've opened up across this season of the show.
It's been like a really adhd approach to television making,

(19:26):
just opened things up and never returned to them. And
there's a thousand characters living a thousand lives.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Is there anything they could do in the final episode,
like could it all have been happening inside Carrie's mind
and she's like kind of lost it or something like that,
or you know, like that was all intentional?

Speaker 14 (19:48):
Then fixing the gas leak would be the most hilarious
pop out solution to all of this. Everyone has been
a figment of her imagination. They've also done this thing
which they did in the movies. So Guy and I
obviously watched Sex and the City two fifty two times
and there is.

Speaker 7 (20:07):
Who is it? Hold on, let me bring this up.
Have I got the right movie?

Speaker 14 (20:11):
Because now because I've watched both movies that combined one
hundred times. They also go together in my head, so
I've really got to get this right. Jennifer Hudson is
in the first movie as a friend of Carrie Bradshaw,
but she doesn't interact with any other characters in the film,
so Guy and I developed a law that she is
an imaginary friend, and not for nothing, she's basically the

(20:36):
only black person in the movie. In this television series,
I think they've taken a lot of criticism about it
being such a white show, so they've added a lot
of verse characters, but in some form of Sex and
the City entropy, the central black characters are now fully
just like away from the other characters, living.

Speaker 7 (20:58):
Totally separate TV shows.

Speaker 14 (21:00):
So at least Wexley and her family, they don't really
interact with the rest of the Woman anymore. It's kind
of a weird And and then Seema as well, as
this character they've brought into introduced to sort of take
the place of Samantha Jones, and originally she was sort
of with the goals, but now as well, she's for
the last bit of the season just drifted off into

(21:20):
her own show. So we're back to the core white
woman sticking together and like, it's a challenge writing for
a thousand characters that you've introduced on a TV show,
but they've sort of drifted into.

Speaker 7 (21:32):
Bad old racist secrets. Jesus, the show we.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Couldn't write a diverseal of our fucking lives depended on it.

Speaker 7 (21:41):
And they tried, they really tried.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
There is there room for a fan theory where because
they didn't, did they not.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Acknowledge and just say finished?

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Did they acknowledge nine to eleven? I think there was
like a subtle thematic tip of the Captain eleven, but
I don't think nine to eleven actually happened within the
Sex and the City universe. Could this be an alternate
timeline where nine to eleven doesn't happen? And so all
this is just like the Clinton world, you know, the

(22:15):
Clinton version of America moving forward, just unencumbered.

Speaker 7 (22:20):
To tease this out.

Speaker 14 (22:21):
So there's no nine to eleven, there's no Iraq invasion,
there's no rally around the flag pole effect, which I
think means John Carey, right.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Carey, Yeah, he would have been running against Bush. So
now we might not have been running against Bush because
he the reason they went with him was because he
was like a wartime guy, So would it. I don't know.
It's hard to tease out, oh exactly, but maybe that's
instead of like thinking of plot continuity, they they were

(22:56):
just trying to figure out the politics this.

Speaker 14 (22:59):
Child of reverse engineer, how the political timeline went with
the most significant of ving of our lifetime.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
We got to get the red string out real quick
says that they panned to the Twin Towers at the
end of the season that was recorded prior to nine
to eleven as like the tip of the cap. So
that could but that just implies that they still exist
because that aired after right, So they were like, and
we get it, guys, and just so you know, they

(23:29):
never got knocked down the entire way of dealing.

Speaker 14 (23:32):
I've never seen the TV show, so I can't I
can't speak to that.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
I had to watch the TV show for a previous job,
like all all episodes.

Speaker 7 (23:39):
What do you think and what was the job that
you hit?

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Because we're going to ABC News and Diane Sawyer was
interviewing I think the cast around the final episode.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Jack, I need you to watch every single episode of
Sex and the City. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Correct, I had to like log it and just go
through and be like that this happens here, this just
like write a little episode summary.

Speaker 7 (24:00):
Of each one for some reason, dude, I think.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, one of my notes was nine to eleven question mark,
like don't be a coward, Diane fucking ask.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, that is weird that they made me do that job.
I could have just done that on like, uh, maybe
Wikipedia wasn't up and running back then. It was a
long time ago. Yeah anyways, or maybe I just didn't
know how to use the Internet. What did you say
in the City episodes that happened?

Speaker 7 (24:29):
People who loved that shot?

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah, it definitely had a charm to it. It was
like fun and like once you like are watching it,
you get into the vibe of it. But I you know,
it wasn't necessarily my thing. But like the jokes were
like the jokes seemed like intentionally like kind of can't
be rather than funny, you know what I mean? Right,

(24:51):
Like they were like kind of jokes about telling jokes
a little bit.

Speaker 7 (24:55):
Yeah, I know what you mean. It's a very like
QUIPI weird play and.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah, yeah, everything being done with a wink. But when
it you know, when this show loved the characters. When
the show came out I remember my mom got sent
like VHS screeners of Sex in the City and like
this is you know this fucking My mom would bring
these VHS tapes to Japan to show her friends.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
They're like, there's this new show Sex in the City.
And I have so many memories of watching the first
season with my mom and aunts on VHS in Japan
in the hot summer and just being like, all right,
so we're watching this together and more interesting.

Speaker 14 (25:31):
This is why like the movies being as bad as
they were and just like that being a hot mess
is so interesting because the original show was genuinely like
very culturally relevant.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Oh yeah, beloved, Yeah, I was bringing these she was
bringing these tapes around like it was like hip hop
for the first Like y'all heard this ship and.

Speaker 6 (25:51):
They were like fuck like mixtapes, yeah for real.

Speaker 7 (25:56):
Blow jobs on the TV now, Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
It was a moment New York City.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
All right, we have to we have to move on
to all right, let's take a quick break. We'll be
right back to talk about a very Sex in the
City subject, a subject that Carrie Bradshaw could be writing
about her very self.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
We'll be right. Should I fuck a crypto Kingpin and
we're back. Like I was saying up top, we saw
this in LA when Los Angeles was deemed a war

(26:35):
zone with roving gangs and we had fucking there was
remember that raid that happened to MacArthur Park where they
were like, you can't drop a boat into the fucking
fake ass pond a MacArthur Park. No boats and tactical
assault teams must keep it to all limited.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
No more like show boats.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Thank you. But like we have this thing, that's my time, folks.

Speaker 15 (26:59):
Honestly, Jesus Christ, I just start like sliding my hands
across the soundboard, just every possible noise.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah, oh, just all of my at once, like this,
here we go. Okay, there's another one. Hold on, I said,
I really enjoyed that. Yeah that was And if you
were curious, that was Joby Jo Bob by the Gypsy Kings. Okay,

(27:32):
that's a go TOED track. Oh shout out to the
k Ones, who also wasn't a date of so anyway,
right now, the playbook of we must make this peaceful city,
I guess, appear to be some kind of hell hole
in order to justify, you know, light martial law across
the land that's happening now in Washington, d C. Fortunately, unfortunately,

(27:54):
like with l A, it was like it's a war
zone and we're here. Is the two pictures of the
way Mo cars on fire to prove it, and then
you have people do it again, right, and you have people,
you have pundits going on TV to make up stories
about how they saw a fucking MS thirteen fentanyl baptism
take place at Universal Studios. So I can't go there.

(28:17):
It was doon, it was crazy. We can't go Nintendo World.
They just got fiends bent over.

Speaker 6 (28:24):
Like folded Luigi and Nintendo World.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
I saw Luigi man was radicalized in the Nintendo World.
We saw it. We know, we know. That's why we
must federalize Universal Studios, Hollywood. That's fentanyl. Let me try it. Okay,
it's cinnamon and sugar. I was wrong. I was wrong

(28:49):
about that.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
I will try every single other one, but let.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Me get a taste of that one. It's such a
weird scam. That's like such a weird me as a cop.
That's someone's dad who's a DEA agent who goes Let
me just test that really quick. Let me see if
this is these what are these drugs diabetes.

Speaker 6 (29:10):
You have too good.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Yeah. So anyway, DC is now in the same in
the midst of their smear campaign. Just before I start,
we've all been to d C. I fucking love Washington,
d C.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
D C Museum that taught me about the pigeon that
saved two hundred people during World War Two and also
keeps getting misgendered.

Speaker 6 (29:35):
She's a queen.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Oh okay, yeah, queen, we love pigeons. Shout out to
Sporty Thieves, the rap group where that's I'm no pigeons
as a misogynist reply to TLC's no scrubs WHOA, Yeah, yeah,
I was. I was. I was on the wrong side
of history on that one. I did have miles.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
I was thinking, no scrub scrubs on the playground. I
was on those like you know those metal bars where
you could just they just had them in the playground
and you.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Yeah, yeah, around them.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
I was just like, no knows' just spinning on top.

Speaker 16 (30:05):
The way it starts off is a pigeon is a
girl who'd be walking by my rim dark blue brand
who spalked to five hurt her feet hurt, so she
knows she won't to rih but she fronted like she
can't say ah what, uh oh, look that's not wait.

Speaker 6 (30:20):
That actually does sound fun though, that's what it was.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Oh, y'all, chicks ain't getting not ah oh, And then
it starts getting really problematic after that part.

Speaker 5 (30:29):
Yeah yeah, I want I want the kids Bob version
so I can still enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Oh you're downstairs? Ain't worth a ramatta? Uh oh, I
think that would be the kids Bob. Look again, it
was nineteen ninety nine. I didn't know. I was fourteen
years old, and I was I was.

Speaker 6 (30:45):
I hated women. I was fourteen years old. I thought,
when we're bad, I still do I sun.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
First of all, that's exactly because you know these females,
what they do out here, No, these fore males, so
way DC now has to be the focus of a
total smear campaign. Pundits are doing shit like the weed smell.
There's so much weeds. We talked about this Yesterday's fucking
weed smell, which is like there's people of color.

Speaker 6 (31:13):
Around and they're sad that I feel safer when I
smell weed.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
I'm like, oh oh yeah, I'm like yeah, I'm like,
these people aren't calling the cops for nothing. Over here.
They're not calling them at all because they don't trust
We don't trust them. That's why. Yeah, I think it
feels more like home.

Speaker 6 (31:29):
So I hate cops there you go.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
That's the only reason though they're like trying to catch.

Speaker 6 (31:34):
Me everything else they're doing.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Yeah, if they just focus on something other than like
serial arsonists.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
As Usher said, let it bird.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
You know, she's right Friday, y'all, it's Friday and we've
lost our minds. But again, this is just like they're
they're trying to act like this is a city that
no one in their right mind would visit. Uh. And
you know, to be fair, sure all crimes, all city
have crime, but like the way the most effective ways

(32:02):
to address crime that you know, experts talk about all
the time, which is like you know, maybe less police presence,
more investment in social services, wages, affordable yeah, free child
care anyway, that's always ignored in favor of we need
more goon squad on the street. What's their record with crime?

Speaker 8 (32:21):
Bad?

Speaker 3 (32:21):
But let's keep doing it.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
Oh, I think it's pretty good because because they do
create a lot of it.

Speaker 6 (32:25):
So that's like pretty quick they have like a high crime.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Can we stop with the humble brags about your felonious record,
like thank you.

Speaker 11 (32:39):
I saw a clipped yesterday of some of those guys
walking through Georgetown, like the militarized Georgetown, Yeah, which is
like townhouses that are made brick cut take shops.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
That's about it. Like they're so fucking bored. And you know,
and I'm sure even those racists they want to be
hassling like people color. Not people in Patagonia. Fleece vests
with boat shoes on. That's all you're gonna get, peple
of color.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
We need to start dressing like white people. Okay, we
need to start.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
I thought about that.

Speaker 6 (33:11):
The other made them start for them by them.

Speaker 17 (33:14):
Okay, fit Bit, we need cameo.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
I mean, if you were a fit Bit, they'd be like, yeah,
that person's there. They're white.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
You try to count your steps and you're not running.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
That's how I feel safe.

Speaker 9 (33:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
I put a fitbit on with a watch, yep, and
I smile real big for him. Uh So, Anyway, some
of the worst offenders this week for in terms of
like making stuff up about how unsafe DC is. First
up is Benny Johnson, just one of these fucking clowns
on the right no need to really get into his
You can assume all the worst about this guy. Here's

(33:58):
him just making sit up about a crime I've never
even fucking hurt. Just try and follow this. This is
where he's talking about, like, he goes on this sort
of like monologue about ranting about how like they're like,
DC is a hellhole and this is why because of
just like the Western civilization is at stake, and he's like,
and don't believe the bullshit you hear from people saying that, oh,

(34:21):
like it's actually not that bad. This is this is
how he quantitily justifies this by giving you an anecdote
about how his own family was at risk in Washington,
d C.

Speaker 18 (34:31):
Don't believe the bullshit that you hear online from some reporters.
Oh crimes down in d C. Well, my infant nearly
died in a drug fire after mass shootings. So no,
DC is not safe. And I can tell you this

(34:52):
as a matter of fact, it is one of the
worst most racist narco states and welfare states imaginable. In
that world, that neighborhood that I would walk every single day,
racial epithets were screamed at us, rocks were thrown at
us because we were white people. This is a this
city shut.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
The fuck up.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
But did you hear if I heard somebody going get
these crackers out of here, I'd be like, this is
like a.

Speaker 6 (35:16):
Nice place to settle down.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
But also I did I just want to say I
didn't start the infant fire. But also like what the
publicans keep admitting their bad Why did you say my
infant almost did you leave it alone.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Alone? Let me let me just run this back again
from some reporters.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
Oh, crimes down, Yeah, okay, this is crimes not down.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Yeah, this is again. I'm I'm not a sociologist or
legal scholar, so I don't know what exactly he's saying here,
but what I just have to run this backs.

Speaker 18 (35:55):
Down in DC. Well, my infant nearly died in a
drug fire after mass shootings.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
It's just the associating problems. Hold on drug fire after
mass shootings.

Speaker 6 (36:12):
TiSER so saying American problems.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
He's just looking around the room.

Speaker 5 (36:16):
Drug fire, mass shooting, infant.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Grand student, litter boxed to death, letter box, letterbox, shout out,
mia on letterboxed, blackbuster, late fee, Okay, Lillard ruptured, Achilles,

(36:42):
a depressed wife, Drake Kendrick b I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
I didn't mean I laughed every time he said he
said drug fire, and I didn't mean to because I
know drug fires are real, But the way he said it,
it's like I no ship.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
My infant.

Speaker 6 (37:03):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
This is gonna be my favorite piece of the media.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Nearly died in a drug fire after mass shooting?

Speaker 5 (37:15):
Did somebody like shoot at what it's were they shooting
at cocaine or something?

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Al what happened? So he lives in Does he live
in a trap house with a meth lab in it?
So someone came to to to rob the trap house
and then the mass shooting caused a fire in the
drug lab somewhere, But that's where you live?

Speaker 5 (37:37):
Or what is the area what is the area code
of DC or the the zip code? A cod is
but two I was trying to do a seventeen thirty
eight whatever.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Yeah, So anyway you heard.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
It, in love with the coco.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
I'm in love with the cocoa, my child, my infant
nearly died in a drug fire after mass shooting. Spent
andole it does.

Speaker 11 (38:13):
The way he describes it, it sounds like he threw
his infant over his shoulder. As he fled taking care
of the kids, Like, why didn't he almost die too?

Speaker 3 (38:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (38:24):
Oh my god, on your kid doing the Droygier kid
cutting the drugs in the trap house, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (38:32):
Was it a drug prodigy.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Well, that's why we were button naked, because when we're
bagging up, they don't trust us. That's why I have
to be button naked when we're bagging up, so that
way we can't steal anything. Okay, and yeah, that's why
he's not potty.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
Try what's that powder in your butt?

Speaker 3 (38:49):
What are you doing? Well? Me and my child are
constantly bagging up cocaine, Like what are you anyway? So
you almost died in a fucking drug fire mass shootings,
I get this is so stupid, but this audiences nothing.
It's because it's nonsensible. It sounds like some shit, like

(39:09):
even a comedic writer would have trouble coming up with
something so absurd that it rises to this.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
Definitely, Yeah, that phrase definitely sounds like something on Twitter
that would go viral, like yeah, yeah, like I don't know,
nothing is coming to mind, but you know how, like
the therapist was like I'm doing or the lady was
like I'm doing emotional labor for my son or like
the disabled to jobby woman or whatever. Like that thing
that went by, like all of those random things put together. Yeah,

(39:40):
feels like something like that. But it caught me so
off guard to hear him say it so seriously.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Well, you know, you guys on the left are so heartless.
You just I can't believe you're laughing after hearing that
Benny Johnson's infant almost died in a drug fire after
mass shootings. Okay, so let's move on, because.

Speaker 6 (39:58):
On my birthday, can you just text me that set
of happy birds?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
I feel like I just need to make that like
a drop on the fucking keyboard. Oh my god. Yeah yeah,
Wait one.

Speaker 7 (40:10):
More time, in a drug fire.

Speaker 12 (40:14):
After mass shootings, you have to add the infant in
the is it is it almost like it almost sounds
like he's at like a tap us restaurant of like
urban crime, and it's.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Like, we're gonna start off your infant. Your infant will
almost from a drug fire, but we'll do that after
the mass shootings. That works?

Speaker 8 (40:35):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Or do you want that to come at the same
time as the drug fire or do you want we'll
have it after the masso.

Speaker 18 (40:40):
My infant nearly died in a drug fire after mass shooting.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Uh huh uh huh because because of because of the
w n B A stupid I'm sorry, I haven't laughed
like this.

Speaker 6 (41:04):
Really it feels good.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
It feels good. I get When I saw it too,
I was like, this is going in the show because
this is so I feel, and this it's grim, make
it my ringer. We can only laugh because on the
other side of it being so fucked up that this
is being used as a justification for militarized police and
just teralized police in DC.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
But holy shit, people throwing rocks at him and college
because he's.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
You're describing what happened to black people, Okay, during that's
what you're You're just trying to do a Uno reverse reversal, And.

Speaker 6 (41:44):
Like, how come we've never heard of this happening.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
To you before? That's wild because I see so many
videos on the Internet of that happened to people of color,
but yet I can't even know. Yeah, and I love
a white victimhood is such a hot commodity in this country.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
I can't well g into of teams of color and
they like he would roasting him. Yeah, they're literally, they're
literally just like, what did you leave your infant in
that fire?

Speaker 19 (42:12):
Bitch.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
They're they're like, oh my god, you're such a terrible,
terrible father. Why did you after a mass shooting just
like your baby in that mask that drug fire? I
can't believe. They're like, they're saying racial slurs to me.

Speaker 6 (42:25):
It's so crazy. Anyway, thank you for that.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
The other person is Victor just said he was a
guy eating beans during cars to the famous no but yeah.

Speaker 20 (42:41):
Yeah, So anyway, Mark Wayne Mullen, if we remember, he's
the fake tough guy who will pretend to fight a
union boss but actually not really, he's actually a shook.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Man, Oklahoma Senator. Yeah, yeah, he says. The weed smell. Also,
the wheat smell is at role in Washington, DC. Fun fact,
Oklahoma has the most weed stores per capita in the
United States, more than over out here in Weedifornia. Y'all
got more weed stores per one hundred thousand people in

(43:15):
Oklahoma than any fucking place in the country. So tell
me more about the weed smith.

Speaker 6 (43:19):
Well, the children got to work somewhere, you know. Yeah,
we need to use kids to have jobs.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Someone's got to trim this flower and make sure it's cured.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
Come on now, But anyway, Fenny Johnson's infant again.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
He's like, fuck, I got caught again.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Yeah, could you imagine I played the cliff of Mark
Mark Wade one and goes my infant nearly died, Yeah,
in a drug fire after a mass baptist or mass shooting.

Speaker 11 (43:48):
After a Sooner's football game where they hot box that
covered wagon.

Speaker 21 (43:53):
That's part of the entry thing and they almost crashed
it into my infant, who I left right there, right
there on the fifty yard talking about these mads.

Speaker 6 (44:04):
They need to be, they need to be, they need
to be terrifying.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
So here's how God this clip just pales and comparison
website Benny Johnson was so that was.

Speaker 6 (44:14):
So bangs that that's on me.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
I should have I should have closed with that. But
here's this is Mark Wayne Mullen just lying straight up
about the state of safety in uh in d C.
And that carjack just again putting out just false information
about carjackings. But then say, and that's why I don't
wear a seat belt, because that's how tough I am.
I'm very scared in DC to wear my seatbelt because

(44:38):
of the car jackets.

Speaker 19 (44:39):
And by the way, I'm not joking when I say this.
I drive around and Washing d C in my jeep,
and yes, I do drive myself and I don't buckle up.
And the reason why I don't buckle up, and people
can say whatever they want to, they can raise their
eyebrows at me again is because of carjacking. I don't
want to be stuck in my vehicle when I need
to exit in a hurry, because I got a seat
belt around me and that and I wear my seat

(44:59):
belt all the time, but in Washington, d C. I
do not because it is so prevalent of carjacking and
and and I don't want the same thing happened to me,
what's happened to a lot of people that work.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Uh, first of all, I just can we just can
we just sort of this is something my therapist says
that it is to reality test your fears, you know,
like O that that seems like something. Can you can
we reality test this? So in this he says he
doesn't wear a seatbelt because a carjacking could happen. So
in this instance, is he just leaving his family the

(45:29):
fuck in the car?

Speaker 5 (45:30):
The segment no, he says he himself. He says he
drives himself, not his family. He is driving his own
sugar ruin whatever.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
You know. I think he was juxtaposing that with someone.
I think he was mentioning Chuck Schumer someone how they
have d drivers. Yeah, and he's like, I drive my
own self.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
I just love the idea of going seventy five on
a highway and just being.

Speaker 6 (45:52):
Like they can get me at any moment.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
I got to be you know what I think, uh
political Republican common haters. I think, you know what, they
should be safe and not wear their seatbelts.

Speaker 6 (46:04):
I think it's fine.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
I believe that Charles Darwin, do your thing, baby, do
your thing, Okay, Awards, do your thing. I know. I'm like,
Charles Darwin, do your thing.

Speaker 6 (46:15):
Like, do your thing, glypop.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
It's a Darwin summer y'all. But again, like, what the
fuck is in this instance he's I don't know, like
I feel like a tough guy. He'd be like, I
ain't letting anybody take my fucking car. But in this instance,
I mean Jack readily, I need g Jacker is going
to be like, no, bro, I need you out of
the fucking car. They're not gonna be like, hurry up, man,

(46:39):
your seatbelts too long. They just want the fucking car.
So I don't understand the logic of like I can't
even have my.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
Seat like that's why I also don't wear a booster seat. Okay,
normally I would.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Don't.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
I don't like the idea of like whatever Republicans are like,
you don't like this country, get out, and then they're
like we need to take DC back. I'm like, bitch,
leave leave, if there's an infant fire, mass car jacking, leave,
please please, If you're scared, leave, If you don't like
it there, leave That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (47:13):
Go back to your Oklahoma weed shops or whatever.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Get out with your fucking booty weed. I don't know
where y'all. I don't know what y'all are doing to
it over in Oklahom anyway. But again, DC a beautiful city.
We got free museums, really chocolate city. It's got an
we love it exactly, just waiting to pop out and
show people. But again, I think again, if you are

(47:40):
a person who is constantly in a state of fight
or flight around people of color, then yeah, maybe it
is terrifying.

Speaker 6 (47:45):
But for me, yes, exactly, you get it.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Yeah, because that's always the coded language when they talk
about Democrat run cities. It's like that there's people of
color there.

Speaker 11 (47:53):
Yeah, because it sounds like Chicago's next from what Trump's
been saying, and that's just like sitting with black people
and a Democrat. But all these right wing leader type guys,
they seem really excited to tell people how afraid they
are of everyone because they can't say they're afraid of
black people, so then they just have to say they're
afraid of everyone in the city. And it almost feels

(48:14):
like a kink thing or something like they need everyone
to know how terrified they are.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
For I can't understand.

Speaker 6 (48:20):
I'm so scared of.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
You, Mark Waynemullin. I saw those pictures of you on
January sixth, hiding behind the chair like you're like, ah, okay,
a tough guy. You're not a tough guy, and that's okay,
and that's okay. That shit's frightening, you know what I mean.
But don't don't do your selective shook boy act just
to malign good cities like DC or Chicago. And yeah,
I think specifically he really has it out for cities

(48:43):
with black mayors.

Speaker 6 (48:44):
No, I say, let's go further.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Let's go further.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
Let's go further. Let's do reverse sundown towns. Yeah, let's
say white people are not allowed in DC.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
We got, we got the sundown towns in the South.
Let's do a reverse, a reversal. Everybody's talking about race wars,
and the race wars are just like white people, you know,
reverse and the race wars are just like white people
being like I'm scared of black people and now I'm
gonna terrorize them. And that's like the extent of the

(49:17):
Like nobody is picking up arms against you.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Like that community in Arkansas where they're like it's a
white's only community and they've got they've turned it into
their own little like m Night Shyamalan movie where they're
like and it's just a us.

Speaker 6 (49:30):
Oh my god, they're gonna be so inbread.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Already.

Speaker 11 (49:36):
Also with like white congressmen, especially being like DC's terrible.
DC's terrible. It's a cell phone like Congress runs d
C right like you are doing a bad job.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Did you think you.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
Were gonna work hybrid remote? Like what did you think
was gonna happen. You ran for the fucking position. Like
maybe when I get there, they'll like change it.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
It's all bullshit. It's like, I don't know, man. Like.
The thing that's most terrifying to me about d C
is how how much people jog there. I can't believe
our people are so I'm like, who do you think
you are? Just jogging his ship everywhere?

Speaker 5 (50:14):
Maybe but like throwing stones like they're trying to get fit,
and it hurts my feelings. Maybe that's why metaphorical stones,
you know, could be could be?

Speaker 3 (50:25):
All right, God, just you know, we got a lot
of mileage out of that. Benny Johnson, play.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
Again, Playing again, It's gonna be I made it.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Base one baby, if you're such a real gold to
break of machinet.

Speaker 11 (50:41):
Of a drug of fire from the mass, It's fantastic
about it.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Looney Tunes video and ship Babies drug fire after the
mass shooting. Here we go one more time for the
people in the back.

Speaker 18 (50:56):
My infant nearly died in a drug fire after mass shooting.

Speaker 6 (51:07):
Every beat of that, it's perfect. It's so good. That's
gonna be my wedding vows.

Speaker 8 (51:12):
That's gonnake this man, My infant believe.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
I believe the bride has prepared her vows. Yes, thank you, babe,
hold my hands, hold my hands, look me in my
infant really die in a drug fire?

Speaker 5 (51:34):
Oh my god, after mass shootings. That was beautiful, Babe,
kiss me.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Are you gonna say I love you or anything? No,
that's it. That's it. That's it.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
If he doesn't understand why those are gonna be my vows,
he doesn't deserve me.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
He wasn't man enough for me. All right, let's take
a quick break and we'll be right back. And we're back.
So jd Vance and his family that, I mean, the

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family that we saw from those clips yesterday that I'm
pretty sure he absolutely fucking despises his own kids. Basically,
Like there were reports somebody was putting posting on social
media just about how like they're like, oh, like you
can just tell that fucking usha hates this fucking guy
and just trying to figure out what's happening. I'm like,

(52:32):
I mean, I don't know. Sometimes you see these people together,
I'm like, they she she may not care that much.
We don't like, we don't know more.

Speaker 6 (52:40):
She likes money.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
But the other thing is like, no, because someone I
think there was someone who was at a DC restaurant
that they were saying like they overheard them fighting in
a restaurant, and that sort of anecdote sort of took
off where people like look at clips of them and
JD Vance obviously objectively and insufferable fuck and he says stuff.
Who's like also and also said shit like I'm glad
that you said that.

Speaker 6 (53:01):
That's like a gay.

Speaker 8 (53:04):
That's why he's ben sufferable because he's closeted and he
just needs to just come out and hump a couch
and put his eyeliner on and have a nice time.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
It's natural. It's a natural eyeliner. It's a natural iseliner.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
Oh I'm doddled when I see it. Okay, that's Indian.

Speaker 6 (53:20):
You're even in.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
So right now.

Speaker 5 (53:26):
But I also think, like I feel like they're the
type of people I don't ever see them like laughing together,
you know what I mean. Like I think that fighting
is their communication style, you know.

Speaker 6 (53:36):
So I'm like, if they're fighting at a restaurant, like, yeah,
all's good with them.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
They're gonna bone right after this. This is just a
p I don't.

Speaker 6 (53:43):
Even know if they will, but like that is normal
for them.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Can you imagine though, Like She's like it was like
for all intents and purposes, a high power, like a
powerful lawyer, and then now just does ship like appearances,
like at a like a fucking Confederate library opening and
being like, yeah, kids are the future. Wait man, you
made your bed so or you made your couch. Now

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watch your husband have his way with it now. So
they're in the Cotswolds in the south of England, just
very picturesque, just you know, nice villages, quiet hills and
things like that. And now he's brought his army of
secret service agents and immediately the locals are like, what
the fuck is going on? So the people living near

(54:28):
this eighteenth century manner that he's renting had agents quote
knocking on doors to verify their identities the people who
are residing there, and also interrogated about their social media profiles.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
So that's fucking what you think you're TSA in a
village in England, Dude, get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 6 (54:46):
I would be sold recolonize the British.

Speaker 8 (54:49):
They'd be.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
So yeah, I'm like, what the fuck are you doing here?
I'm like, who the fuck are you? That's what I
mean anyway you would get a door slammed in your
face very quickly. So right now, there are like all
these clips going around of the motorcade right that jd
Vance rolls around with, by all accounts, anywhere between twenty
two and twenty seven fucking vehicles. I'm gonna play this

(55:12):
clip of like it's just a very quaint little town
and this guy's filming non stop, just fucking parade of
suburbans of fucking range over just like security vehicles, and
he he does a very English thing, just like, oh
bloody hell, non stop NonStop. These cars yew, just very

(55:43):
fucking endless amount of fucking black ass U four and tough.
What's that one? It's got the vice presidential couch in it. Okay,
it also must be protected at all costs at all couch. Yeah,
second the second, Yeah, thank you. But yeah. Unsurprisingly, uh,

(56:06):
the presence of JD Vance has also launched a bunch
of protests. There's like people going around and like those
ad cars that have just his like baby man, baby
face media head rolling around.

Speaker 6 (56:17):
They had an I love the Internet sometimes.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
I just like also love how polite though the Brits are.
That's like, well, we're going to have a not welcome party.
Like they're enjoying like pastries that they've made where they've
just put his meme face like on a cupcake, and so.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
They're still sorry.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
One person they asked, like a local, and they're like,
I don't know anybody who feels positively about it as all,
Like yeah, sure, you've got this dickhead coming through trying
to This guy's been on like six he's on a
vacation I think at least once a month.

Speaker 6 (56:52):
Oh lot.

Speaker 8 (56:53):
Well, that's that's the funny thing about jd Vance as
a VP, because everybody was trying to not Cammal Harris like,
well she was a bad be It's like, what, it's
their job exactly.

Speaker 6 (57:02):
Yeah, they're supposed to.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Be doing nothing.

Speaker 6 (57:04):
They don't do anything.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
That's the job jd Vance Bucks couches internationally.

Speaker 8 (57:09):
Yeah, there's you know who Dick Cheney is because he
shot somebody in the face, not because he was a
good VP.

Speaker 6 (57:14):
I don't know what he was doing.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
I only know Dick Cheney because he was the president
at one point exactly.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (57:19):
Right.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
If anything, he was calling a lot of the shots too.

Speaker 8 (57:22):
So yeah, it's like, so we don't his job is
I guess vacation, and I mean it's Donald Trump ship.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
It's very ceremony. I think what I think FDR's vice
president had a quote about somebody like the vice presidency
is like worse, worth less than a bucket of piss
or something. That's FDRs vice president. Back then, we don't. Yeah,
he's like bro man whatever, like I guess you know,
I'm taking care of but I kind of had.

Speaker 6 (57:51):
Your vacation until you run for president exactly.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
So now even like conservative residents of the area are
also upset again because they said our grandparents spot against fascism,
and also because Vance disrespected the UK by forgetting that
they stupidly supported the US in Iraq and Afghanistan. You
shouldn't have done it. You should have just wow, we

(58:15):
did not need a coalition of the willing then for
destroying part of the world there. But again JD. Vance
isn't the only one out there in the Cotswalds. If
you remember Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, they moved
to the Cotswalds after the election because they're like, well,
fuck this, We're out of here, and guess well, we
have the money to do it and also to fuck

(58:37):
up the property were on. Apparently they were remodeling a
house there that would quote increased flood risk and disturb
Roman ruins. And I think they got so tired of
people pointing out that how reckless they are. They just
moved to a different town and they live out there.

Speaker 6 (58:51):
That is so funny that they have to skip down
because they're being bitches.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Yeah, they are now in a new place where apparently
is the sight of a grisly murder.

Speaker 5 (59:04):
So the place they moved to quote in one where
Allen killed her in turn.

Speaker 10 (59:10):
Like, oh, it's a future crime. It's a future brouble.
Whoever claims that house the place they moved to quote.
In twenty twenty one, social worker Linda Ricard was sentenced
to jail for for forging the will of her millionaire landlord,
Anthony Southerin and then depriving him of food and medical
help in order to inherit part of his estate.

Speaker 6 (59:33):
So sound like, can you do that in nursing homes
to racis? Is that allowed? I want to look into it. Okay,
good petition started.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Yeah, let me see what let me see what kind
of things we can pull here. So again. Yeah, look,
just wealthy Americans just can't leave them alone, you know
what I mean. It's not always I'm like, leave those
leave those people in the cots Waalds alone.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
But Jesus Christ, I never thought i'd defend the British,
but these fuck an American to make me do it.

Speaker 8 (01:00:02):
It's really sad, right, Like we're anti American because we're
so embarrassing, right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Oh, you know what. It was so funny when I
was in Denmark there was a Maga hat that said
make America Go Away. And I was like, damn, that's
some ship you can't think of within the United States,
you know what I mean. But you're going to be
outside of it and you see it and you're like, no,
that's that's a bar right there. It's hard.

Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
Actually, damn excuse me. You were in Denmark.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Make America go away? Yeah? I was in research.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
Yeah, yeah, you know what's crazy. I was talking I
was talking to Dad, who would remain nameless, and and
he was talking about like the World Federation of Engineers
is like having elections, and people are like, I'm not
sure if an American should be president.

Speaker 6 (01:00:48):
Man.

Speaker 8 (01:00:49):
Yeah, in fact, I don't think why affect unless the
American is actually like Indian or something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
No, don't know white American. I don't even know man,
white American. They fucked up the brand for everybody to
the point where I'm telling people I'm Japanese a lot
of the time, and then when I speak English very
well yeah sometimes.

Speaker 6 (01:01:11):
Okay, see I can't do that.

Speaker 15 (01:01:13):
At one point I had interactions yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Yeah, you know, that's kind of the thing. When I'm
biracial speaking, They're like, hey.

Speaker 6 (01:01:24):
In the nursing home, he gets called the word. He's like,
I'm Japanese.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
How dare you? How dare you now change my diapers
on the double? Uh? Yeah. I was saying the other day,
like how people are just more apologetic now, like when
they see you're an American, like in public, like oh
damn damn, Like they look at you like you got
ship all over you. They're like, we do. It's true,
we do. I'm so sorry you have to be that be.

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
There, Like they look at us like we think and
we are covered in ships, so they feel bad for us,
but they also like get the funk away from me.

Speaker 8 (01:01:56):
It's like, yeah, and that's harsh for people that really
don't know how to bathe that, well.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Yeah, exactly, because you don't know what it is.

Speaker 6 (01:02:04):
What I don't know what isosis?

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Yeah, and finally I do just want to touch on
this just because this is something I had no idea.
Did you know there was a triangle of death on
your face?

Speaker 6 (01:02:17):
Where is it?

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Okay? The triangle of death is from above the bridge
of your nose to the corners of your mouth. This
I do that. So there's a there's a video that
was popping on TikTok where this woman was like, I'm
at an urgent care because I popped a ZI near
my nose. And in the video, her face is like swollen,

(01:02:39):
like near the corner of her nostril and she tries
to smile and she had like fake partial facial paralysis
and like she went there. They're like, thank god you
came in because you need to be an antibiotics you have.
You have an infection in this area that, in very
rare instances, can be fucking deadly. They gave she was
on four prescription drugs. Gave an update. She's like, I'm

(01:03:01):
on the men. But the people at the urgent care
was like, you did the right thing for after your
zip popping and your face hurting and being like unable
to move that you came in because it is in
the triangle of death.

Speaker 6 (01:03:14):
Now, this is because.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
The blood vessels in this in this little triangle drained
directly into your sinus cavity behind your eye sockets, which
has a direct line to your brain. And so because
of that short distance between the surface of like your
body to the brain, and an infection can cause a
clot known as a cavernous sinus thrombosis to rapidly travel

(01:03:41):
to your brain, which could kill you, although experts say
that is incredibly rare. However, as somebody who is a parent,
I will be scaring the fuck out of my kid
when the time comes to.

Speaker 8 (01:03:51):
You damn face before you get that bosis in your
cavernous whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
Oh so we're just picking up the triangle of death now, Okay,
so you got to heal the assurants, health the shurants. Okay,
just just let me know, because you can die from that.
Do you want me to show your TikTok video from
seventeen years ago? I will, I know. I'm sorry. The news,
oh the news, I mean the news, the newspaper, the

(01:04:17):
presidential newspaper where we get our presidential updates. Be a
TikTok on that thing. There was a lady who got
this feels like the kind of story that like, you
know how like your parents scare the shit out of
you as a kid with.

Speaker 5 (01:04:28):
Something spiders grew in her ear because utub oh, is.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
That the one you guys heard?

Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
No, I'm just like combining different stories. But you know,
like bugs in your ear story?

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
Yeah, yeah, I heard if you sit too close to
the TV, you'll go blind. That was one thing that
she's like, you will go blind. Don't do them. I
was like, you know what I mean, And it's just
some shit parents say to just be like, obviously me
reasoning with you isn't going to work, so I have
to create some kind of weird ass lie to scare
the ship out of you. Except this one has some

(01:05:02):
scientific packing, so I will not be going after the
triangle of death and the.

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
Thing I don't get zits on most of my face
on our butt?

Speaker 6 (01:05:13):
Right, I'm like, what that's like, exactly where are right?

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
It's also exactly where there's it's that You're gonna be like, bro,
I need to I need to get Yeah, I handle
this ship. I have somewhere to be right now. But
I mean, it is what it is. I guess the
one thing is that because it's rare that it maybe
maybe we can keep it rocking. But I just felt
that as a p s A. I should know that. Yeah,
and that's a good Do.

Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
You think in zeitgang is acne prone? Is that what
you're trying to say?

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
I'm just saying this is some ship that you hear.
This is the kind of ship you listen to a
podcast for. So when you go to annoy somebody with
some random fact. Look, I don't know if you heard
there's a per triangle of death on your face?

Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
What you learn that from podcast news? I want to
sit on that triangle on your face? Oh wow, the
tle of death?

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Oh yeah yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
Else, back to the acne on the ass.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Toilets, the triangle of little deaths? What we're going to
call that? Well, Shawna, thank you so much for joining
us on the daily guys, it's been a pleasure having
you back. We should take it soon. We should kike
it soon. You know what I mean? Everybody, come over,
come over? Yeah, yeah, Well we'll eat, well, we'll drink well.

(01:06:33):
You can take care of my kid.

Speaker 8 (01:06:35):
Oh no, yeah, I love kids. I'll give your kids
something to drink. I'll take care of it.

Speaker 6 (01:06:44):
I haven't heard that it's so long, I.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Forgot about.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
All right, that's gonna do it for this week's weekly.

Speaker 7 (01:06:59):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
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Folks.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
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Bye.