Weekly Zeitgeist 410 (Best of 12/1/25-12/5/25)

The weekly round-up of the best moments from DZ's season 417 (12/1/25-12/5/25)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The
Weekly Zeitgeist. Uh These are some of our favorite segments
from this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment
laugh stravaganza. Uh yeah, So, without further ado, here is

(00:22):
the Weekly Zeitgeist. Please welcome back to the show. It's
Molly Lambert.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
How was your How was your How was your Turkey event?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
It's fine?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, family friends, how'd you do it?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
What if I told you? I just watched a bunch
of episodes of Pluribus with my boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Hell yeah? Is that? Is that still good?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah? It is awesome.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
That's something about like where everyone's evil or everyone's good,
but she's trying to get you.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Don't even look up it. Don't even look it up.
I just watch it.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I just remember reading the log line.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I was like, what the fuck is this?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I don't like a thing that can't be summarized in
the log line. I need it. I need a concept
clean and where I know exactly where it's going and
what will happen. Yeah, that's cool. It's cool that Vince
Gilgan has been like AI is bad.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, it's kind of about that. Maybe that's.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Spoilers also yoke out they did some weird ship on
Google right now. I just googled that and then at
the bottom it said, what are you searching for?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Carol? What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
That's from the show?

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Face?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
It's like asterg eggs right now?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
It's time for the birth of Christ, not his death.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Thank you Christ. What are they thinking? Wait?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I like the idea that you're against Easter eggs because
it's like.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Oh, yeah, Molly, okay, so I want to picture the
death of my safe no thing, No no.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Although I will take a little peek under that loincloth.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Just to see the Easter eggs I'm interesting or hidden?
The signs of the cross on.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
The Easter eggs I'm talking about is after I go
six seven?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
You kill me? All right, are you? Oh? Maybe that's
what they're doing. They're juggling Easter eggs, Molly. Of the
icons we've covered so far, Erkele, Einstein, Miss Piggy, do
you think any of them would have had to exist
with the right timeline? Been on the Epstein flight logs.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I could see Erkele just being like talked into it
by accident, and then he's like.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Oh no, Carl Winslow has to come save him from
great episode.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
That is a good episode. Carl's I don't like you
talking to this Jeffrey Steven truly the only reason that
we had for him not being on it because he
was a horny science guy and those those guys all
seem to end up on the.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Also, didn't Erkele go to space famously?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
He did, and like that's my thing is he had
a jet pack essentially, so what he needed the lolit express.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, Erkle doesn't. I don't think anything Epstein could have offered.
Rkle would appeal to Arkle that he couldn't generate himself
or invent himself like I bet he was.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
However, isn't he himself a teenage boy?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
That's true, this is true.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Maybe he's getting canonically trafficked.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, boy, damn he would be on Carl Winslow. Yeah,
Carl save him. That's what AI should be for.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
If there was, if it was like, uh, cook me
up an episode of Family Matters in which Carl Winslow
has to persuade Arkle from that.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Keeping just using it to do stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Oh yeah, you are at seeing a bunch of fake ass,
mister Rogers episode.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
That's like all.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
Sora is I think because people being like but it's
not good, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Of course not, but I want like real human actor
or human writers to write I guess I'll read the
specscript if it was done by like, you know, Max
Silvestry or something.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
You gotta get like the Yeah, we got to get
real actors to do things that AI prompts.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
What that's the next level right now? What is something
from your search history that's revealing about who you are?

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Oh? Yeah, let me pull it up. I had a
couple of good ones. Let's see. Let's see what I
was cooking on this week. This week, I oh, I
was searching up James F. Goldstein. You guys know this guy.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
I don't think so, No, James F.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Goldstein is that old krusty dude with the crazy outfits.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
That's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, lizard.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
I did a fucking deep dive on this guy because
he's insane. But he has this insanely sick house. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Oh is that the house?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah? Jackie treehorn right, yeah, where Jackie Tree, Caucasian Jackie.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
I knew that I had seen it somewhere. I did
a deep dive on this house because he's been like
modernizing it steadily that the original architect that did it,
it's this crazy house. It looks like a spaceship. If
you've seen The Big Lebowski, you know what it looks like.
But uh, it's this crazy house. And the architect died
in like ninety four. But he's been like modernizing everything

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so that like the roofs all retract and the there's
like a pointed Florida ceiling window at the tip of
the house and then that retracts, so it's all like
indoor outdoor and all everything's like triangles and shit. And
then he built he bought his neighbor's property and built
a nightclub out of it.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
I was thinking about just dming him and just asking
to come to his one of his parties after the
Lakers game, because I feel like he doesn't really know
anything about social media or the Internet, and if someone
with like followers DMed him, he'd probably just be like sure.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Is he like sitting on Instagram like that?

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yeah, dude, he's on Instagram. He has like he has
like few enough followers that I could reach him, but
enough followers and activity on there. Then I bet he's
checking it is one hundred and seventy eight thousand followers,
and he's always posting just like pretty unhinged ship. This
is just like it's it's like, it's like Dad posts
like this. This is just a video from his hotel suite,

(06:19):
and it's just like.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
The middle of the shot too. A little bit better, gimme.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
It's just every Dad.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
And then and then a lot.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Of pictures with just like women that are at least
thirty years younger than him.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Who are the description It's like, look at medical.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
What's the caption on this puppy? Hashtag Happy Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (06:48):
I mean he's not going to put an honest caption
on there. He's not going to be like, here are
two people I paid to spend time in my company.
I shouldn't talk shit on the King by the way,
because I am looking to go to one of his parties.
He also posts a lot of video of him dancing
with women who are both taller and younger than him.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
And his hips his hip. It's just and forth.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Ready, he's really holding on to this woman and I
can't imagine that. I don't know how many layers of emotion.
She's like blocked off here or what she's actually feeling
as this happens. But I can't imagine that's like a
good feeling when like I have like a magnate who's
so tan that his skin has to be falling off,
is like, yeah, out of your hips, and he's like.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
A constantly unwrapped mummy who decided to put a makeup on,
is like, hey, you want to dance?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Pictures of him dancing with I think.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
I think if you're like, hey, I got like I'm
coming with the fly his chicks, He'll be like, yeah, man,
come on through, come to the Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I think if if he gets back by the end
of the it.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Can't message this account unless they follow me to connect it.
Man helped to follow them, all right, let me tell
a follow Yeah, well, let's just get the engines going on.
I've been doing a deep dive into that guy. It's
interestingly there's pretty much no information on why he's so
rich available publicly. Yeah, but it's weird because it's like,
what are you? Because when a guy dresses like that,

(08:17):
it's like, are you a good business guy? I don't
think anyone would take you seriously right.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
And the thing I always heard because he is like
sort of a bit of an NBA legend because he's
always court side at for decades every but not just
Laker games, like he'll you'll you'll like see court side
of like a Pacers game, you know, like just he
he loves NBA basketball. And the story I had always
heard was that he was a porn magnate who then

(08:44):
has like kind of taken that out of his backstory,
as porn magnates are.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
Well.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
The other thing is he's a landlord. Like there was
a whole thing where he was like fighting rent control too,
Like he think he owns a ton of real estate
in Century City or something.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Also, and he like was like evicting old people.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Oh yeah, there's a tradition. An interview on him, you
guys know a lot about him. I'm actually thrilled. I
feel like, yeah, it's a Laker fan. You kind of
learn who that the front row group is.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
I think the most mysterious woman is that Asian lady too,
who sits next to Jack Nicholson. She also I think
it's like there's some dynastic business or like her father
owned like a Tony I don't know all these people
who said courts I got like weird money.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Did you see that anecdote? Does someone posted over think
Thanksgiving weekend about they were like my mom dated Jack
Nicholson for a little while, and yeah, that's pretty good.
It was basically like there was a woman stalking him.
They were really worried about. Everybody was on high alert,
like you know if this woman shows up, like call

(09:49):
the police. She's like sending the most unhimd shit to him.
And one day she shows up at his house that
he's living or his apartment that he's living at with
this guy's mom, and she's like oh shit, oh shit,
like you know, she goes to call the police, comes
back to the living room after like being on the

(10:11):
phone with the police, who are like we can't really
do anything, you know. So she's like talking for five minutes,
comes back, they're gone, and she's like, fuck, did she
like kill him? Did she kidnap him? She's like looking
around the house. She goes up to one of the
bedrooms and she's blowing she's.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Blowing him.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Damn and this is all a legend, but she, you know,
the mom kicks her out and it's like what the fuck?
He's like, Well, she offered me a blowjob? What was
I going to say? No?

Speaker 4 (10:43):
And oh yeah, what was the end of that? It
was like And that's quite literally what a legend is
is that you can tell a story about someone and
it's as believable that it's true as it is that
it's false.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Like right, yeah, the stories about him that are like
more incriminating, so you can't really like tell them, but
for sure, Yeah, Blair, what's something you think is underrated?

Speaker 7 (11:09):
What something I think is underrated?

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (11:12):
Oh shoot, I was good? Oh okay, orange cream lollipop?
I'm really Oh I just got a flat delivered to
my apartment yesterday. A flat to your flat, A flat
to my motherfucking flat, bitch?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah, wait, what are we talking about? What do you
say a flat? Are you talking like they brought in
a fucking palate, like on a pallette, or like like
thirty six cans or some ship.

Speaker 7 (11:34):
Yeah I was twelve, but that's what I thought.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
A flat with a twelve rack? Okay, you drop that
was your low end? Thirty six miles? Thirty six is
the most that I can conceive of. Is there a
bigger size than that? But you know, like when you
go to cost like or a smart final cardboard under Yeah,
that's like three twelve packs you call my.

Speaker 7 (11:53):
Flat because it's flat cardboard, you know.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
But I just like I used to work at bars
and stuff somethinging like catering amounts.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
But yeah, good point.

Speaker 7 (12:02):
You're thinking a thirty sixer of natty ice were we
lived on miles, We're sure Milwaukee's best. Yeah no, but
I love lollipop. I shouldn't be talking about brands or
anything like that, but it really does bring a sense
of joy to my life. And it's probably bad for you,
but it does have eight grams of fiber, which is
astounding since possible. I know in our country, apparently we're

(12:25):
like majorly under fiber eyes yeah yeah, yeah, and so
all the people our age, which is a very mysterious
number that no one will ever know. We're having a
lot of incident of pulling cancer because we've gone too
hard on the protein route and not enough fiber.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah yeah, process, protein, fucking everything is protein fo yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, yeah, we're out here eating meat, juice and the fat.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
But is ollipop also like obiotic too? Is that like
the same thing where like because every soa it's like, bro,
why can't we just drink a soda. I don't give
a shit if it's pro biotoagrass fiber in it.

Speaker 7 (13:07):
Like, well, don't get me wrong, I eat. I drink
a lot of Coke zero, and I feel a lot
of guilt about it because basically they're like, you're buying
cancer in a bottle. But so then I try to
mix in some healthier shit, and I think be.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
A little healthier wa Coke zero for diet coke.

Speaker 7 (13:23):
I recently got into a Coke zero in the past
year after being like a lifelong die coke person, because
I went to on my grief sabbatical to Europe and
they had Coke zero and I was like, yeah, this
ship hits.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
And that is really good. What's really good? What's the difference? Oh,
coke ZERU tastes like regular coke straight up? Like I
was always like the guy who was like, I can
tell the difference between coke and diet coke. Like my
sister would be like, all right, you have to, because
she would drink die coke and I wouldrink regular coke.
One of your kids and I would like, drink I

(13:57):
would be the taste tester to be like, no, it's
diet obviously you can like taste the difference and coke
zero they got my ass man, I'm like, this is
this is it? You've done it? Yeah? Yeah, well bless up.
Shout out to Ollipop. I agree, Like they're creamy sodas
are They're they're bringing the cream?

Speaker 7 (14:16):
Really?

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah? I agree? Really Okay, Yeah, there's some nice flavor
profiles going on there. I got, I got some. We
we had company over for Thanksgiving and we've got a
bunch of not a flat, a bunch of four packs.
Yeah they do it does annoy me flat, But I

(14:37):
know anytime that they sell soda in four packs so annoying.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
That's that's that's like, that's gonna be gone. In the
car ride home.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
I know, like, what are we doing? What is something
you think is overrated? Blair?

Speaker 7 (14:53):
Well, I don't know if I said this or not
on here And who can say really who has the memory?
But these loud car When I am president, these loud
car men will be in jail. One this one drove
by on my street yesterday that off multiple car alarms

(15:15):
and had a dog have a panic attack in front
of me. And my autistic as was so angry. I
was like wanted to chase after that car, like a.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
I would have caught them, because you people don't realize that.

Speaker 7 (15:33):
I felt such justice for that dog and like oh
and then it triggered all these other car alarms where
no one was around, and I was like, that's inappropriate.
Why is it allowed?

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, I'm guessing the driver was hoping that loud sound
would beckon their father home.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yes, for so long. Yet it's my loud.

Speaker 7 (15:52):
Car, I know, make the Yeah. Well, you know some
people are.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
If I'm driving by a house and he's in there,
he'll I'm outing ye at me, Yeah, tell me to
quiet down.

Speaker 7 (16:03):
Some people aren't born with a huge hog and some
and then sometimes they have to go a different route.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, so the c Yeah, some people aren't born with
a large huge Yeah, that's wild. Okay, it's going to
make sense. It's true, that's true. I was not laughing
at all.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Sorry, I'm on the shelf. No I might Actually I realized,
I think I might have to cut the recording shirt
because I have to go pick up my car.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
I'm just getting the muffler take it off. Throwing some
flow masters all my ship shout out to mufflers. I
didn't realize what we were awaiting with that simple technology. Yeah. Yeah,
I do feel like loud cars is one of those
things where not only do I feel like there should
be laws discouraging it, but I do feel like we

(16:57):
should be taking names just so that, like, once the
revolution happens, we can don't worry.

Speaker 7 (17:03):
I've been compiling a comprehensive list of yeah, numbers, Yeah,
modify all sorts of things. So I think it'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
So Blair, when you are queen, they will be first
against the wall.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:20):
Absolutely. I have a lot of other ideas for laws too.
In case you.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Guys, I think you should go on Bill Maher's show
for that one.

Speaker 7 (17:29):
No thank you.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
I was talking about mufflers, and I guess that is
a little misleading because a lot of those cars actually
just have our artificially making that noise. Now they right,
right right?

Speaker 7 (17:43):
Yeah, No, these pay to make them sound like that.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah, they should just have their own voice amplified, going room.

Speaker 7 (17:55):
I did this gig in Vegas a couple of weeks
ago that was private for a private poke or like
group or whatever, and at the same time there happened
to be this like annual World Car show, so like
everyone around the world and like for these really fancy cars,
and I look down at my hotel room, I'm like,
what is that incessant buzzing? And it's just these cars

(18:18):
in the tiniest parking lots, doing in the tiniest parking lot,
doing donuts for twenty four hours a day. And I
like went on stage for this. I was so humiliated
for them. I was like, these are you know people whatever?
And I went on stage for the poker people and
I was like, are you guys? I know, I know,
you guys all lost and that's why you're here, literally

(18:39):
is for people who lost in the poker tournament. But
at least you're not. Are you happy that there's a doorkier.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
People here than you guys?

Speaker 7 (18:51):
I know you're down thousands of dollars, but no, it
could be worse. You could be those.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Dudes appreciate that they're at I'm sure people. Yeah, I
was even I was.

Speaker 7 (19:03):
And then I did a Raiders joke I was scared
of doing, but they liked it.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Oh you did a Raiders joke?

Speaker 7 (19:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:09):
No, I think, well, they're not even real fans over there.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
So I think it's fine.

Speaker 7 (19:12):
I know, luckily because I was scared.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Don't say any Raiders jokes in LA or Oakland though,
that's a different story.

Speaker 7 (19:18):
I do it all the time so far.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
So well, then just when you do it, make sure
you say hi, and make sure you're who come up
to you and you said, why are you talking about
the rad Just make sure you say hi to that.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
And also make sure you were in Kansas City chiefs gear.
So it is different as absolutely devastatingly as possible.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break. We'll come back.
We'll talk about this con job that's affordability. We'll be
right back. And we're back. We're back. And we talked

(19:58):
yesterday about how how Pete Hegseth being a total dipshit
is coming home to roost a little bit. Little you know,
they're incompetent, they don't know what they are or aren't
allowed to do, and he committing a bunch of war crimes,
it seems like. And now we're getting a congressional report

(20:23):
being presented to a congressional committee this week that is
one hundred and eighteen pages, and according to people who
have read it exkews eighty twenty negative in terms of
its review of Cash Hotel in the job he's doing,
it portrays him as a joke. In addition to the
public stuff, we know, fucking up the Charlie Kirk investigation

(20:45):
by treating it like it felt like he was like
a fantasy football player, like he was just like, oh,
they should do this, like they should do this to
catch the guy. It's like, you're the head of the FBI,
Like yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
It's like if you asked like a teenage boy who
played way too much Call of duty to be like,
all right, you go out there and you pretend to
be the head of the FBI and you're taking over
this investigation and you just do all these clichede shit
that makes no sense, and yeah, then say things like
I'll see you in Valhalla. Right, that's something I believe
in religiously. No, No, actually, no.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Some cool shit I saw in Avengers movie. Some shit
do like gladiators say, you know. But we also get
an amazing anecdote that I didn't know where when his
plane touchdown in Utah, he was going to, you know,
save the day. Right after Charlie Kirk was killed he
would not leave the plane until someone found a medium

(21:41):
sized FBI raige jacket. He's like, I forgot my fucking
rade jacket, give me yours. And then they he was
like this is too big. I loved like a little
boy in this. And then once they once they like
got him the jacket, he was like, wait, you have
like a swat badge. I want to swap bet and

(22:03):
so he like made them give him his like swat
be their swat badges to put on his jacket, right right.
It truly just it feels like it's a movie where
like a kid becomes the director of the FBI or
something like it, or like a King Ralph type situation.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Oh I love a King Ralph type situation.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
But like it's like if the worst guy instead of
the coolest guy, instead of like someone who like you know,
loosens up the monarchy with his untethered wild ways, it's
just like a really insecure guy who's like immediately like
everyone knows I don't belong here. Fuck fuck, fuck fucking this,
give me your jacket, give me your jacket. Oh god,

(22:45):
I want swat badges on mine too. It really is
just was it ruk assault, Like in like, I want
to go to Goose study, and he's like, I want
an FBI raid jacket Eddy with badges? All right, God,
how much you want face patches? Wonka?

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Willie Wonka's like, the world is a strange Please.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
What if Willy Wonka was in there on that plane
with him?

Speaker 3 (23:09):
You know, Williwanka has Epstein energy.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Let's just say it all, Willy Wonka would for sure
have been on the flay line.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Is he bringing a bunch of children to a mysterious destination?

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yes? No, those are they look like kids? Man?

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Does he get his money and weighs? Nobody who fully understands? Sure?

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah, sure, sure? The secret of just private equity.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
He's just private equity investor. Yeah, so just some quotes
from the Daily Beast Right up. A report prepared by
a group of active duty and retired agents and analysts
blasted his leadership as dismal and warned that the FBI
has become quote all fucked up and a quote rudder
list ship under his guidance. All sucked up. It's all

(23:54):
fucked up. Now, there's all sucked up?

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Is really?

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah? They said. The other thing is that one key
accusations of the FBI has become quote internally paralyzed by fear.
Managers are quote afraid of losing their jobs and waiting
on directions from the FBI director rather than taking initiative. Yeah.
Of course. Another detail from this is that he's described
by sources as fixated on his personal image, in one
case allegedly ordering polygraph tests in a bid to root

(24:21):
out FBI personnel who had criticized him. And then this
is the part that I loved. An even more embarrassing
scene is described in Utah in the aftermath of Kirk's killing,
when Petel is said to have refused to disembark from
an FBI jet until agents hunted down a medium sized
raid jacket a medium sized raid jacket? What the fuck
is this and removed their own SWAT patches to decorate

(24:45):
his loaner jacket. Yeah. Yeah. The thing with that polygraph test,
it came because people started chatting about how he wanted
a gun, and then he was like, what the fuck
He's like, who criticized me about wanting a fucking blammer?
Put him on the polygraph test? Yeah, and here you are,

(25:05):
so the next in line. Damn. Bongino also doesn't get
away Scott Free. Sources also described Bongino as quote something
of a clown and said they strongly believed that neither
Bongino nor Patel had the experience to effectively deal with
top tier threats facing the country.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
No, they're all sick of fans and that's what happened.
Cash Ptel wrote a fucking book called The Plot against
the King if you remember, after the twenty twenty election,
and has been like sniffing around to get a little
pat on the head and it came in the form
of this And now look at you. You you're just
a fucking clown.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
A bit, I might hear Cash Patel.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
It sounds like he's like a blog wrapper from the
two thousands.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Right, Yeah, it feels like you should have been Yeah,
maybe a little better off. You should have swat You
shouldn't have dropped out of Dos Racist. Okay, you could
have stayed in Dos Racist and been just a just a.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Meme rapper art New York art rapper turned freak.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Bongino has also been saying like this is a hit job,
blah blah blah. But the thing that's interesting is, like
I believe the one of the first people to get
their hands on. It was someone at the post, I think,
and you know they're very MAGA friendly obviously at the Post.
So now people are like, oh, you guys, are this
is your Are you doing the thing where you're you're
just trying to run him out now, like if you're

(26:31):
if you're putting this out there and not really defending
it at all and.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Be like, well look at this. People think he's a
piece of ship. Oh yeah, I mean Trump recently had
two deny rumors that he's planning to fire Patel. Yeah yeah, yeah, yes,
that phase.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
But if they sick the post on you, yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Right exactly. I wonder what are they going to do?
Replace him with like a fucking Teddy ruckspin. I don't
That's the thing is, I don't think these people is
likely to be fired as everybody thinks, because I think
they're doing what Trump wants them to do, which is, like,
you know, distract from him, keep things nice and incompetent,

(27:10):
so the yeah, keep MORALEO, create chaos and walllessness, which
then he's able to exploit for increased power.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
But like to what we were saying yesterday, the thing
he hates though is people from the outside like this,
these guys are losers.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
So the fact that the public thing comes out that's like, uh,
the FBI could be described as like all fucked up.
The optically wants that, but hey, I don't know who
knows what this fucking guy wants.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah. I do think the story about him refusing to
leave the plane until he gets his jacket is probably
the thing that's most likely to get him fired. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, well,
m strange things. More information coming through about the Trump
family's entrance into the film business. We talked last week

(28:02):
about how Donald Trump was advising that they bring back
Rush Hour because we and we were like, hm, I mean, okay,
I'm pretty sure like the only movie I've ever heard
of him watching is the fight scenes from blood Sport
edited together. But now it's starting to make a little

(28:22):
bit of sense.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
He does loves all like eighties musicals.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
But then I'm like, I was like, why rush Hour?

Speaker 1 (28:32):
And then then.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
It's a dorm classic it is.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
But I think things become clear when because we just
found out it's because Rattner is directing the documentary.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Friend Yeah is also the director of an upcoming documentary
called Milania.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Yeah, and is making Milania.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah, I'm like, oh, so he's like, hey, I'll direct
this Propa game.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
That's funny.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
It's gonna look like his Mariah videos.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
Right right right, just like wind, Sorry he can't, you
can't see that.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
I'm shaking my hair.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Yeah, it was like, yeah again, anyone who has a
section of their Wikipedia called sexual assault allegations. I'm like, oh,
of course you're working with the Trump administration.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Look, I will just say it again every time I'm
on this show. Just give Trump a talk show. That's
what he wants. That's why he's coming for talk show
hosts always is because he just wants to be a
talk show host. And if we just gave him a
TV show, if we were just like, hey, you don't
have to be president anymore. You can just be a
talk show host. Come in this room and here's a camera,

(29:47):
and now you're on TV, that's like all he.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Wants, right right. Yeah, he wants to do.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
A monologue, and sometimes you can hear him starting to
go into the monologue when he's talking to people.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
You guys, hear about this this week.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
He let's get some headlines, folks, what you're doing? Headlines?

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Doing jaywalking? It's Donald walking.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Now, I bet you wouldn't pass this cognitive. Excuse me, sir,
sir one moment, please, what what is this? That's a dog?
He's Brett. He's fucking right, I thought. Yeah, like all
the all the things where he's trying to prove people
are like stupid on the street. Just the cognitive he
called the gorilla dog is a dog, sir.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
That's any want. She just wants to go viral.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Yeah, dude, so he wants to do that thing where
you like lie to the kids about their presence getting
taken away or whatever.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Right, right.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
It's also funny I was reading. I didn't realize Brett
Ratner moved to Israel in September of twenty twenty three,
and it says quote rather Rattner is friendly with Prime
Minister Benjamin net and Yahoo, hell.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Yeah, man, a classic get canceled move.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yeah, get canceled, go to Israel.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Who's the other director that did that, Tarantino?

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Tarantino? No, uh, the other one with the young all
of them is Brian Singer in Israel too?

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yes, right, isn't Brian Singer in Israel?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Yeah? Yeah. He moved in June of twenty twenty three. Yeah,
it really is.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
The get canceled and fly to Israel.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Kent didn't even get canceled. He just loves.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Israel, right, He's like, yeah, is he married?

Speaker 3 (31:21):
He married, like miss Israel.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Oh okay, she must have beautiful feet.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
So the documentary is hitting theaters in January. I can't
think of another public figure who I'm less intrigued.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
By, well, hitting theaters.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
It's hitting theaters.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
They're living at a theatrical run.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Isn't that wild? And then all right, so.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Look, I think she's fascinating because you know she's evil. Yeah,
like also a victim.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
But you're but you're not going to get that texture
at all from this documentary.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
No, but didn't it just come out that she was
with Epstein?

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Like yeah, one of yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
One of whose biographer was it that said that?

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Prince Andrew's biographer. I think it's Prince Andrew's biographer who's like, oh, yeah,
she was with Jeffrey Epstein before Trump.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Yeah, they met through Epstein stuff. According to Michael Wolfe,
who's a scumbag and liar, this is what I remember
that that really set Trump off a few weeks so
a lot of pictures of them early in their relationship
with Epstein. I'm just saying. And there's also stories of
Trump meeting someone through Epstein and then having her installed
in his apartment like a bidet. So she's producing the

(32:38):
documentary through her production Shingle, which is Muse Films because
apparently Muse was her secret service code name in Trump's
first term. And they unveiled the logo, which just looks
like it was like a direct to VHS, like RoboCop
sequel Dolph Lungrey missed opportunity for Yeah, yeah, the Best

(33:02):
Pictures BBP. But yeah, this seems like it has less
to do with a passion for a film and more
to do with just funneling cash from big tech to
the Trump family. Because the Milania doc was bought by
Amazon for forty million dollars, which critics compared to openly
bribing the president. So I was like, Okay, I don't

(33:23):
know how much these, like the licensing rights for a
movie right typically cost so and it's not a thing
that's like always publicized. So on Reddit there's a thread
where someone's like, well, you know, it can go back
and forth, like it can get pretty high if a
documentary that made the festival rounds and got some nice

(33:46):
write ups in the bigger trades, but then never got
a theatrical release. That's probably six thousand dollars for a
one year worldwide license. Then he's like that, you know,
I know of movies that work well. Small national ad
campaign streaming for only four months might get four hundred
and fifty thousand dollars. And then he describes a movie

(34:10):
that broke out of like the festival circuit, became a
big mainstream hit. It seems pretty clear he's talking about
everything everywhere, all at once had a wide theatrical had
cast visiting late night talk shows, won multiple awards. That
one got twelve million dollars for an exclusive one year
license for the US.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
I mean, I think that even without those comparisons, right,
basic business sense would say, if I'm paying forty million
dollars for something, I'm going.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
To be getting at least forty million dollars plus one
dollar back or to turn a profit. It's not You're like, well,
this is just a forty million dollar loss leader to help,
you know, bring more subscribers in. And in that math,
you're like, there's no fucking way there's no fucking way
that you're gonna make fucking forty million dollars a myth,
everything everywhere, all at once, which I remember being like

(34:58):
a big deal, like who's going to get that on streaming?
Was like almost one fourth of what they of what
they paid for this documentary that I can't imagine anyone's
going to see, and in less like some of the
ship that Molly is interested in about her like comes
out and it's just like she's like evidently in absolute hell,

(35:20):
it's just like fucking sucks.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Yeah, it better look like that short film that Barney
made in The Simpsons.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
I mean, don't cry for me because I'm already dead. Finn.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Yeah, it's it's a I don't even know what it says,
offers behind the scenes. Look at the twenty days leading
up to the Oh my god, it's they fucking turned
a YouTube video.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Into a documentary. It's just a few days before the inauguration?

Speaker 5 (35:50):
Is the documentary get Ready with Me for the Fall
of Democracy?

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah, it's a it's a glorified untold that they're just
doing but by Brett Rattner.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Oh well, don't watch it.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
No, I can't. I can't wait to have you watch
it and tell me if it's worth watching.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
I I'm just curious.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Now.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
It's gonna be surreal because we're talking about a person
who has famously like negative charisma, right, so I'm yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Or maybe she's just holding back, you know, maybe she's
just like no, you know, with machine quip machine Milania,
you could be.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Like ninety minutes of her mogging the camera.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Being like right yeah, with just voiceover underneath yeah yeah,
with a huge fan on her so that she's like
Victor raises a good point, Well, amc do a Malania popcorn.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Bucket for this? Oh that's a really good question. And
what could that be?

Speaker 3 (36:50):
It would be the I don't care, do you just
that jacket?

Speaker 1 (36:53):
I don't care to your jacket?

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, or just a
fucking big middle finger.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
You could just do her head because her head is
pretty like I think her head converts really nicely into
any manner of like wax museum type thing, because she
does she is somewhat like there's not a lot going
on in front of or behind the eyes.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Sure, wow, I Lania head popcorn bucket.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
It's very scary and I can call on that yeah,
because it was like the Megan two point zero buckets.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Yeah exactly, yeah, yeah, but hopefully the Malini when it
comes with forty inch.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Extensions on it, just like you're eating hair too, you might,
Oh God, how do I get around the hair on
the top of this dome? Is it gonna be about
her her body double moving? That's my question.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
You know, there's gonna be the fucking weird liberal conspiracy
theories after they see this doc are gonna be kind
of hilarious too, because you know.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
She's actually this is a distress signal she's sending through
this documentary. It is so wild. Just forty million, just
a bribe, just a straight up bribe to just be like, hey,
we're we're friends, right. I want to be in business
with the big guy, you know. Yeah? God, how will
they recover from this? All right? Well, speaking of wanting

(38:13):
to be in business, Black Friday saved all of our asses.
The big story that's coming through is that Black Friday
retail spending rose four point one percent. Holy shit, dude,
Oh you thought there was a fucking I thought there's
a recession. You thought economic vibes were all up dog. Yeah,

(38:37):
this is a very like there's pretty much. That's like
the one headline I keep seeing is just about how
it's up four point one percent? Yeah, and then swish,
Well there's no then don't Well some people did. Granted
CNN was pretty quick.

Speaker 5 (38:52):
We heard Jack he said, swish is a swish swish
nothing but net string music.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Do I hear a chamber orchestra playing? Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Well is in the refrigerator?

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Most would add some just like sheepishly.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
They just be like, oh, these figures were not adjusted
for inflation.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Because if they were there and you account inflation, activity
only went up about a point. That's not a great
sign if you're all about all hail the line go up.
But credit to CNN because they were even like, there's
another part about this spending that isn't being discossed. Not
that CNN was calling out other outlets, but they added

(39:29):
this bit of information was that spending from lower and
middle income Americans was in decline. But they pointed out
that wealthy Americans are still buying shit like jewelry.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Yeah, so I'm still doing fine.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
That's holding it all up. And again, last time I checked,
most of America is.

Speaker 6 (39:46):
Middle to low income, So how does pay attention to
So how does this bode well for the economy if
people are if people are pulling back on spending, I
think that's showing you that in fact, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Again, like we've said, it's on paper it's not a recession,
but anecdotally it it is. And you even have like
other economists pointing out that like consumer sentiments are like
in the toilet right now, which is a huge red flag.
But again, if you want to just you know, perform
for the administration, you'd be like, it's up this year
despite the tariffs.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Yeah, they're just doing the same thing that they've been
doing since the pandemic, where the stock market strata of
the economy is doing great. They're able to like keep
themselves propped up by just like making up shit and
then buying their own bullshit back and forth, and then
everybody else is fucked. But you get to like keep

(40:42):
writing stories that it's like the and the market withstood
all these difficult things by raising prices on consumers and
then doing stock buy back stock buyback programs for the wealthy.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah, just like the erasure of like work people is
pretty wild to be like, well, you know, yeah, I
guess they're struggling, but people having a great one.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
They're doing good. Baby. Have you seen the jewelry that
they were buying so nice?

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Oh spending is now? How come my neighbor just he
rented a villa for two weeks in Turks and Caicos.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Mm hmmm, yeah you think you think it's a recession.
What about people putting all those Christmas lights on their teslas?

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Yeah, I have been seeing a lot of teslas with
Christmas lights on them. Well that'd be like one or two. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Well the fact that my is that a use I
haven't seen a tesla with Christmas lights on it?

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Is it always a tesla?

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Yeah? For some reason, it's begotten.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
To soften the Nazi perceptions.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Yeah, but they're those LEDs, so it's.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
And they're yeah, it doesn't look like it doesn't look nice,
doesn't look nice, but it also doesn't look like it's
like wrapped in Christmas lights. It's like they've had something
done to the car where like they're like lights that
or like implanted or like or something that can just see. Yeah, yeah,

(42:09):
just get a rudeolph nose and put it on the phone.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
No, no, I'll go down Brown Boulevard to see what's up.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Yeah, check it out.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Yeah, I have to go to the Americana at some
point to show my child fake gigantic Christmas tree, so.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
To buy some expensive jewelry.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
To buy some expensive jewelry because my child stays in
Gucci down down to the socks.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Okay, all right, let's take you a quick break. We'll
come back.

Speaker 8 (42:34):
We'll check it with Kevin Spacey.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Enter her back and Gwyneth Paltrow has been giving a
lot of interviews this week to promote Marty Supreme, which
seems like it's going to be a Awards contender. This
is the movie starring Timothy Shallamy, made by one of
the brothers.

Speaker 9 (43:02):
Yeah, what are they called the Safties? The Safty brothers,
but one now because they don't Safty brother. One of
the Safty brother Timothy Shallomet, plays a ping pong.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Champion or table tennis.

Speaker 9 (43:18):
I don't know tennis and it's actually figure.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Yeah. I don't really have ano concept of like what
this movie is about. Like, even given all that, I'm like,
who is Gwyneth Pautro is in it with him? And
when she saw the pock marked skin that his character has.
She suggested micro needling, only to be told that it

(43:43):
was makeup, and he's like, I'm I'm Timothy Shallome. I'm like,
I was.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Just in the makeup chair next to you.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Yeah right. I will say credits to that.

Speaker 10 (43:56):
Makeup team, though, I know that's a great makeup team, because.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
I would say Gwyneth Paltrow's probably knows a thing or
two about looking at skin. So she was like, oh,
you should try Mike, He's like this, this is actually
make up.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Oh god, okay.

Speaker 10 (44:11):
So I will say though, first rule of giving people
skincare at vices. Don't give people skincare advice what they
do for.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Yeah, I mean, hey, I'll fix you right up. Yeah
you want to somebody is all fucked up. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Yeah, it's like a real fucked up Yeah. Can I
give you a tip really quick for your fucked up face?

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Uh no?

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Also, damn, Timothy Shalloony's twenty nine. I feel so fucking old.
He was like thirty he a second ago.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
He looks. I mean, he's definitely playing younger than he
is in a lot of his roles.

Speaker 10 (44:46):
I guess, well, he just came back from Turkey and
got his hair plugs.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
You know, so he plugged up, you know all these.

Speaker 10 (44:53):
It's it's a rumor. It's a very spicy rumor. But
you know, there was a there was a while that
he was he had shaved his head, which is one
thing you have to do when you when you do
the plug, and had been wearing like a hoodie or
like a beanie, like tight to his head, like if

(45:14):
he was seen in public only, and so he wasn't
showing like his scalp, which it's you know, for about
six weeks, I'm a I'm a cosmetic procedure connoisseur. For
about six weeks, it's like scabby and looking inside.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Yeah, yeah, he was not with does he have head hair?

Speaker 4 (45:35):
No?

Speaker 10 (45:35):
But I think I think that if you're someone like
Timothy shallow May, if you are the golden like child
of the industry at the moment, you need to the
second to that hairline starts to freak back.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Had a hair on the floor of the shower, was like,
get me on the next.

Speaker 10 (45:56):
Yes to Turkey, Yes, Turkish airlines.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
It's so funny, like when you see those viral videos
of like the people leaving Istanbul in the airport and
all the dudes with their bands in Sto bad. He's like, hey,
came in for the plugs. I'm about to go home,
about to go right on home. So that was one example.
And then it was also revealed earlier this year that
Robert Downey Jr. So Robert Downey Junior, was introducing her

(46:23):
at a gala and told a story about how Gwyneth
Paltrow didn't know who Tom Holland was despite appearing in
four movies with him, because he had said. She was like,
but his name is Peter. He was like, no, so
so he was playing a character named Peter. Mike, are

(46:45):
you so this is This is a direct quote from
the speech.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Okay, who's that?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Downey Jingor remembered her saying t which he responded, that's
Spider Man. He said his name was Peter. His character's
name is Peter. He's Tom Holand you've done four movies
with him.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Oh my goodness, let's.

Speaker 10 (47:05):
Get you to your yoni.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Yeah, oh, Grandma, your on eggs fell out.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Let's get you back here room now. Wow. His name
is Pete.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
That's pet I mean like it's also Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't
live on Earth at all anymore? Like I did a
video with her for Vanity Fair many years ago, and
the way she lived, I'd never like she like, we're
at the Shutters Hotel and she wouldn't eat any of
the food. Like the Shutter's Hotel in Santa Monica is

(47:38):
like fucking yeah, very fancy because they're doing a shoot there.
She refused to eat it. Uh Like one of her
assistants brought all this like food for her that like
her like you know where it can like very classic.
Her first thing was she asked if anything was on
plastic so she wouldn't eat it. Then her assistant was like, no,
I actually have. She asked, like what the food was
that shutters.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
She said no.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Then the assistant out the glass tupperware and she had
one bite and then they fucked off. And I was like,
I was producing this shoot and I was like, oh,
you forgot all your stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
She's like, oh, she doesn't need it. It was I'm
not joking, like five a big ass thing. One. I
was like, this shit is so disposable to you, Like
I get why you would be like I think that
motherfucker named Peter.

Speaker 10 (48:19):
I love that she would also go to those lengths
to uh be in that much denial that she has
an eating disorder, that is a person who is just
like turning their eating disorder into a game.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Well, I'm industry.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Yeah, yeah, I'm errexic.

Speaker 10 (48:38):
But I'm just going I'm just going to I'm gonna
say it's because of this, So.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
I don't eat. I don't need anything that's touched plastic.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Yeah, okay, okay for the air yep.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
And also what so I basically I technically need to
eat fish underwater while they're still underwater. That's that's my
rule for it to that I go to borneo and
I scuba dive and I just take big ass bites
out of the fucking fucking eat the fish I find
down there, like apples. Right, That's that's amazing. And yeah,

(49:17):
I mean there's there's definitely been stories about her being like, no,
I wasn't in that one, and they're like, no, you're
in like three movies that you don't remember being in,
which I could I can understand because like I'm sure
those Marvel movies then like her parts are like woven throughout.
But she was like, I'm not in Endgame, and they're like,
you're in like twenty minutes of endgame you're in, you're

(49:40):
so in that movie.

Speaker 10 (49:42):
And it's possible that they could have shot that for
like they could have shot that during another shooting and
like put it.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
But I do.

Speaker 10 (49:49):
But yeah, I mean she the one thing that is
hilarious to me on here is just not knowing Tom
Holland's name.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
And Peter Parker, No, that's Peter Parker. Robert, No, that's Peter.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
And that's Professor Charles Xavior over there, that's Patrick Stewart.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
She's just like so that the line between reality and
the movies she's in has just disappeared. Yeah, Like Ma's
skin is messed up, it's not prosthetics. That's actually beautiful.
I don't know what the fuck is going on. She
she had a great back on the food thing. I
remember there was a great post early Internet where she

(50:29):
was like, this is what snap benefits get you, and
she like posted a picture of groceries that she bought
with like you know, one hundred whatever dollars and it
was like from like arowon and it was all just
ingredients for fresh guacamole, like you need a little bit

(50:51):
more rice, and like the staples to stretch, to make
that stretch. But I don't know there's food stamp challenge.

Speaker 10 (50:57):
I think she challenge you guys, she would never purchase
anything that was like in a box or anything like that.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
You know, yeah, Ford, Wow, it really is like that.
It's wow, what a I mean, she got everything.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
She got one corn, but it's definitely like, oh I
got avocado. She got one avocado though, one avocado. Seven limes,
which if you've ever had to like make your food
budget stretch, you know that you need seven lines.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Yeah, you know, the cheapest thing that the thing that
always makes sense when you buy them.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Oh yeah, that's worth that.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
I feel like every time I bought limes, I'm like,
what the fuck are they charging a lot for a line?

Speaker 1 (51:38):
That?

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Anyway, shout out to Gwennas And this is the crime report.
This is the the crime the local news section of
the dailies. I get no just one quick crime trend
and then a how to commit a crime. Okay, So
latest crime trend stealing the baby Jesus from the manger. Yeah,

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there's a nativity scene in Brussels that caused controversy recently
because they made the figures out of recycled textiles and
they look it's kind of fucked up looking. It looks
like just what kind of but sure, who gives a shit?
But like the Conservatives were up in arms, and then
like as that was happening and everyone was paying attention

(52:22):
to this manger, the baby Jesus was snatched from his
crib and everyone was like, oh my god, first the
church makes this gobless thing, and now there's stealing the
baby Jesus. They took, they did. Yeah, he just gone,
just gone beach the baby Jesus. But people were pointing out, like,

(52:43):
it doesn't It probably has nothing to do with the
backlash because Baby Jesus figures already disappeared, first of all,
from that same spot multiple times over the past decade.
And this is a huge trend. There are tons of
news stories in the past several decades about baby being
stolen from the during the holidays in the US and abroad.

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There's even a Wikipedia page for the phenomenon, which some
have taken to calling stolen Baby Jesus syndrome hilarious. Who
is the syndrome? Who's got the syndrome? Hold on, you
got sbjs bros. Religious leaders have reacted to these ses,

(53:27):
opting to forgive the thieves for their sins in the
spirit of the season. Oh wait, sorry, No, they've turned
churchyards into little police states. Of course. Of course, in
addition to bolting Christ to its crib, they've installed motion
activated security cameras with steeple mounted machine gun turrets. I

(53:47):
made up the turrets. Sell a couple of people on
that there. I know, right, bolting, I mean nailing. Yeah,
I bolted, bolted guys.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Yeah, hey, hey, did it ends the way it starts?

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Bing? You guys have like read your own book, but
you do. Oh so, I just take a like a
three eighth inch drill bit, three aces drill bit, just
straight to the back of the skull of this thing,
put in some cabling and make sure that she is.

Speaker 7 (54:26):
I don't know that missed everyone.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Yeah, yeah, bolting him down. All we're gonna want to
do is nail the Jesus.

Speaker 7 (54:36):
Nail the Jesus down. I don't I think that was bad.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
You're gonna want to get that nailed down. Yeah, And
this is a new twist. They they've also there's a
security company that offers a special Holiday Display Tracker program
aka GPS Jesus, which allows churches to monitor their baby
Jesus is with GPS devices, you just have to cut
a big hole in the back of Jesus and shove

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the tracker and.

Speaker 7 (55:00):
Again, yeah, we're mutilating this man. God's fun.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
I mean if we I mean, who was this guy? Really?
You know, I've got a story to tell you.

Speaker 7 (55:14):
When I and I know this won't shock you at all,
But when I saw Passion of the Christ in high school,
I'm not kidding you, I couldn't stop crying for a week, like.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Sobbing they got your ass, huh.

Speaker 7 (55:27):
Yeah, because I was just like I can't believe people
are so mean, Like I was just like the cruelty
of humanity has impact I have seen is like disgusting
and I couldn't bear it, Like my system could embarrass.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
This is what they were doing over at Santa Margarita
High School.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Have you rewatched it since then?

Speaker 7 (55:47):
No, I'm too afraid because like the way it impacted
me the first time, like it was I had like
insane grief after, like it really disturbed me.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Did you watch it without subtitles?

Speaker 1 (56:00):
You understand in the theater and I wasn't played at
your high school because still my high school would have
played that ship because it was a mine.

Speaker 7 (56:09):
It probably does play it now, but I also like,
was really I was still Catholic at that point. Now, like,
you know, my God is divine, loving intelligence, and I'm
not a religious gal. You pray a lot, but at
the time, it wasn't even about religion to me. I
was just like, how are they these people? How is
humanity so cool? Like how do we get that way?

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, damn.

Speaker 7 (56:32):
I didn't know I was autistic yet.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
You were just watching some fucking wacky ass propaganda.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
From that movie is fucked up. Like I watched that
later in life and was like, I can't believe this.
I was like, how is this? How is There's no
story structure, It's just he just gets the ship beat
out of him. For yes, straight?

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Is it like it's a wonderful life where at least at.

Speaker 9 (57:03):
The very end you're like, oh, all right, this movie, Yeah,
it does turn out.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
To be cross Jesus job brother.

Speaker 7 (57:15):
Oh that movie was gnarly. I'm like haunted by it still.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
There's a there's a crime in Philadelphia where somebody stole
the baby Jesus and a writer jam like put together
the side by side and it's definitely not the same guy, Like,
the guy looks totally different. I don't it's the same guy.
I don't think so, Like the one guy's got a
full face look the same to me. Okay, all right,
could be you Jack, I don't know. I mean it

(57:40):
is the same guy. Yeah, yeah, see yeah it's but
but the the judge like, there's just it's this crime
that judges are like, we were you trying to buy
a bag of crack? You? Like they just like throw
the book at this guy because he kind of looks
like the person they have on video. That's the evidence

(58:00):
they have is like a bald guy, a bald white
video stealing the baby Jesus. And they're like it was him.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
So, I mean, did that guy was exonerated because he
was like, that's not even me. I don't even want
like that he's going away for that ship.

Speaker 7 (58:14):
Oh So do we think it's actually him or no?

Speaker 1 (58:18):
I don't think it's him. But I just think the
fucking this is like a unique a uniquely offensive crime
to people in the United States. I think it sounds
like he had, Yeah, he had priors for a theft, sure,
Richard priors. It's also it's such a like my first

(58:39):
thought is going to be Okay, teen like what teenager
did that? Like it's such a just a like dumb
ass kid act of vandalism, you.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Know, yeah, yeah yeah, But I mean people do it
for other reasons, Like it's like.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
They're like they fucking hate Christmas moder is everywhere.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
And then like, if you're like me, went to a
Catholic high school, there's no greater prank than to steal
the fucking baby Jesus because you're like, bro, like in
the context, look.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
In my backpack, look at my Christianity.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Catholicism.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Yeah, you boosted the big has magical powers. Around twenty fourteen,
FBI was brought in to investigate a possible hate crime
in Massachusetts after a baby Jesus was stolen and replaced
with a severed pig's head, and they were like, this
is they're they're indicating their intention to do the next
nine to eleven.

Speaker 7 (59:29):
Ew that is really gross though it is gross, said,
I'm not done with that, tell.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
You you zoom in a bit. And then it was
just a unhoused woman who was suffering from mental health
issues and the pig's head was just something that she
found in a dumpster, like from a pig roast, like
a whole hot rog that they ate. It was like
a cook. Yeah, but they you know, they want there
to be something scary stud Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Dangerous out here for the Christians.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Man in twenty eight so just to show how like
everything's bad, there's a new Satanic trend in the United States,
which is how the local news likes to cover this.
In twenty eighteen, a church and Hoboken was mailed to
baby Jesus that had been stolen in nineteen thirty one. Oh,
I like that, that was the one stealing Jesus. This

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was real man, Like that was you won't impress me
steal like in the nineteen thirties.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
If that person's like was Catholic and their mother saw
that in the thirties, she probably would have died.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Charles, how could you my heart? If I did that shit,
my parents would probably die like that.

Speaker 7 (01:00:37):
I don't think like anyone should be defacing anyone's religious property.
That's why we live in the free country. But I
also don't like the Charlie kirkification where yeah, we're putting
away someone for life or like stealing a doll, like
because we now live in sealism when this whole country

(01:00:59):
started on separation of church and state.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Yeah, yeah, but they didn't know what the fuck they
were doing back then when they started this country that
we say is the best.

Speaker 7 (01:01:07):
But I support like, like I'm more than happy for
the good Christians that believe in like helping people and
like the true essence of the religion. Chris, I'm sure
you talked about it, but like that woman who did
the test with asking calling all the churches.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
For the baby formula, and only one.

Speaker 7 (01:01:25):
Church said yes and one mosque, And I was like,
we need to tax the churches, all of them, Like,
I mean, they're not doing what they're supposed to be
doing to be getting the tax breaks that they're getting
in this country. Another five laws that I want to
enact when I'm present, besides.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
The loud mufflers they.

Speaker 7 (01:01:47):
See, they will go direct to jail, because that's my dictatorship.
But I think, as we were talking about, I think
social media should be illegal for children until you're like
sixteen or seventeen.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Australia's leading what if they're like really cute though, if
they're really good, like if they could make me so.

Speaker 7 (01:02:05):
Bad for their brains. It's so bad for all our brains.
I don't think, and I think we should only have
social media between ten and five ten am and five
pm so that we are regulated. We cannot regular nervous
systems and sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
It shuts down. It's like actually the.

Speaker 7 (01:02:22):
Accessible to everyone. Yeah, but outside of those hours, so
that we still This is my first regular life is
like of like real brains. Like none of my friends
were like, oh my god, it's so hard to read
a book because our intention spans are so shot and
we're so like ungrounded whatever. And then you know, obviously
no guns. And then I also believe that all congress

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should have to have the same no and should not
be able to be in the stock market. And also
they should have to have all the same health insurance
that they have. Yeah, yes, that the rest of the
country has to have that they make laws for.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Well. I think I think this is a good campaign. Yea.

Speaker 7 (01:03:02):
Elsewhere is because I don't want I'm not going to
run at all.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
You got to do it, all right, that's going to
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Speaker 8 (01:03:22):
Folks.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
I hope you're having a great weekend and I will
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