Wine Not? McHostile Work Environment With Cheese 9.14.18

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season forty eight, episode
five of Friday, September fourteenth, two thousand eighteen. My name
is Jack O'Brien, a K in Western America, hosny A
Jack O'Brien The Night Gang, my man, Miles Gray, We're
gonna give it up right there. That is courtesy of

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Captain Button Napkin. Captain Button Napkin to answer your question,
We have done that AKA, we have done that song
for a before, but I just really like your Twitter
handle and I wanted to say it out loud. So
there we go, and I'm thrilled to be joined as
always bar my co host, Mr Miles Futures Great of virtue.

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Well then Sana team now always seemed to be governed Miles,
this love we have now? Oh my god, Jamira quiet
in the building too good? Insannything mean man? Remember that
a performance at the v M as like in I
remember that ship in the There's mom any more problems anyway?
That a A came from the return of the a

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K A queen goddess deity upon High Chapman Rice at Chapman,
Rice came back blacked out sixteen hours ago or however
long we get us with all those aks. I hope
you're doing well. Do we think that there's a chance
that she is just like she writes the stuff like
literally blacked out and it is just trying to get
her life together, And we're like, come on, Chapman, Rice,
I go back out there. I don't know how I've

(01:25):
envisioned it. I think sometimes I don't harm to your life.
I picture of waking up in a whole sweat in
the middle of sleep, and it's like doing it like
this is good. No, they're already written just like on
her lap after s oh no, we done it again.
We're thrilled to be joined in our third seat by

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the host co host of the Guilty Pleasure podcast, the
very funny Amanda Salvataur. He go, hey, hey, what's happened now?
The exact same thing, you guys. Not much just drinking
a about twentyths of cold. That's too much cold. You're
not gonna like this. And watch this. Miles is taking

(02:07):
just straight cold brew. Us to concentrate straight to the
dome about about only snort bass, Homie, don't cut that ship.
That is hardcore. Yeah, it's never been stepped on. Well
grass in Africa. It's Miles is just gonna at a
certain point during one of our shows, that's just gonna
be a hole that develops in his side and it's

(02:28):
just gonna come leak. Yeah. Stomuch strong, stomuch strong, very
acidic alien blood. No, I actualized my body. I auctualize
my whole life. Okay, I'm really really interested in body
pH you know what I mean. No, but I read
about it. I was dating somebody who was like, Yo,
do you alcalize your life? I was like, I'm sorry, what?

(02:50):
And I was like, what do you mean? Well, you know,
a cidity has a lot to do. But but it
was just true, Like I guess to a certain level,
you don't want your body to be too acidic. Could
be a sham, but I do know alkaline waters very
good for you because I drink that a lot and
so does my family japan Man. Based on what I've heard,
her majesty is really the best thing that's ever happened
to you. Yeah, I used only going for about fifteen seconds.

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How much more do you? People? All right, Amanda, we're
gonna get to know you a little bit better. But
first we're gonna tell our listeners. Just a couple of
the things we're gonna be talking about. We're gonna be
talking about the latest product offering from Urban Outfitters exclusively
for alcoholics. We're gonna be talking about how the DHS

(03:41):
moved twenty or nine million dollars from the Coast Guard
to Ice a mainstream media just complete failure. And how
they're talking about Trump, talking about the deaths that happened
as a result of her came Maria. We're gonna be
talking Kavanaugh stuff. We're gonna be talking Facebook, We're gonna
be talking the me Too movement reaching McDonald's. And also

(04:06):
just Nicki Minaj is losing streak. She's just on a
weird losing streaks. So we're going to talk about that,
and also the fact that Superman has a recasting is
in the works. But first, Amanda, we like to ask
our guest, what is something from your search history that
is revealing about who you are? Um, I looked at
my Google and the last thing that I googled was

(04:27):
my name and my fiance's name. Yeah, because I cannot
find our wedding website wedding right now, and I don't
know how the internet works, So I had to do
that to find it, and you, I don't even know
what that is search engine optimization. Talk to me after
this and I'll give you a discount. You let me
know thank you than you did you have to like

(04:48):
put a funny spin on it or is it just
your names together? It's just our names together? And I
guess if you google it, yeah, then you can find
our registry and send us stuff. You got a little
honeymoon fund going? How you doing? I think we do?
You know what? I like the honeymoon fund. I did
it because I don't I'm bad at buying gifts. Yeah,
so I'm like, yeah, he just takes money. A lot

(05:09):
of people are getting us some like really random things
off our registry. So I always appreciate a little bit
of a honey fund, yeah, because that's in experience. Guys.
You gotta you know, pictures break? Yeah, you know, like
I tell you how many crystal pictures I've broken? So many,
just so many. You just dropped them on the floor.
Purpose went on because I got married in my twenties,

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and so all of my friends were in their twenties,
so they, like a bunch of them didn't get us anything,
and or a couple of them, I should say, but
the ones who like went off prompter, it was just
like yodd. I mean, it's what you would expect from
dudes in their twenties, Like it's the ultimate basketball Encyclopedia seven.

(05:56):
That's exactly what That's exactly what you need to start
your really ship. I actually had a my first what
is it a bridal shower, and I had it. I'm
from the East Coast. I had a bunch of people
here on the West Coast, and my cousin's wife bought
me all these things not on my registry. She couldn't
access my registry something like that, but she definitely got

(06:18):
me lingerie as well as a candy bra and underwear,
which just f y I candy underwear. Candy underwear and
candy bras do expire. I have one month for the bribe,
two years on the underwear. So did she like put
in a note like how to use it? Like he

(06:38):
eats this off of your body? I have been I
was at a bachelorette party, I think the only one
I've ever been to, and it was basically just me
in the corner being like, hey, is that just like
a candy necklace and just like that's what it's made of, right,
the right, Yeah, that's all it is. So I got Yeah,
I have a question for someone who was a wedding

(07:00):
me up, what's your hashtag going to be? Because I
feel like that's the ultimate battle man, because there's some
up with one for me. I don't know what's your
what's your fiance's first name? Max? Amanda Max? And do
you mind saying his last name? Spat spatoln All right,
let me work on. I'm gonna works out that one.
That's a good face spat nick. Yeah. Anyway, what we'll

(07:23):
work on. Everyone's going to look him up and be like, oh,
you guys can find my cop he spat get in
here right like you definitely have like a mustard. Yeah yeah.
What was the homeboy's name in NYPD blue who I
showed his but um yeah yeah yeah yeah. I can't

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believe you're marrying sipo wits. What is something you think
is overrated? The summer time? Okays? Down, I'm not a
summer down down on summer not even over rated? Fuck somewhere, dude.
I just I don't like being hot. I know I
live in California, but I don't like it. Second, yeah,
I don't like being hot. I just don't like you

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know what I mean. It's a hard life that I um.
I don't like pressure to have a good time. I'll
have a good time on my own time. What do
you mean, Like you feel like someone everyone's like, Oh,
you gotta go to the beach, you gotta go to
this thing. I gotta go to a festival. I'm like,
I'll go do what I want, and like, I just
I'm I'm like a lake mountain of lake mountain, lake mountain.

(08:35):
I love a cabin, a blanket, love a jacket, I
love layers, all about those layers. Yeah, being a native.
Like when people are like, yo, I got to go
to the beach, I'm like, you fucking just moved here, bro,
this is like your summer camp. I hate the beach.
I only like the beach in like vacation. I'm so
jaded when it comes to the beach. Is really a

(08:56):
sad thing because we have a lot of great beaches
in southern California. But for for whatever reason, like I
have to be dragged to the beach because I'm not
already seen it. Yeah, you're just like I've seen one.
I've well, i've seen one, I've seen them all. Yeah, yeah,
I get a waterways cool cool cool, Yeah, yeah, I
get it. Yeah. I went. I went to a like
a pool barbecue, a thing that I was told was

(09:18):
a pool barbecue thing. And I showed up in jeans
and like a T shirt and you know, like like
I wear to everything and Jordan's and everyone was in like,
you know, bathing suits, just like, oh oh you meant
like a real pool what is? But how is that bad?
If you wear your clothes, you don't have to show

(09:39):
up in a bathing pool there. But it like it
had that whole vibe of like the background to the
blurred line song, like it's like everyone's like, hey yeah,
everyone's like laughing. I'm not even going to my feet,
sat on a beach chair. Someone like a fun empty beer.

(10:00):
But exactly, it's okay, I'm not guy too at a
pool party. I'm just as you have to change. I'm
also kind of mad that there's a party where people,
like I said, pool barbecue party and you're dressed like
it's just some fucking barbecue. Yeah, yeah it was. If
nobody I just felt that on my come on, yeah, everybody.

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What is something you think is underrated? Underrated? I think
honestly novelty flavored snacks such as oreos being all different,
weird flavors. I feel like everyone hates them, like way flavors. Yeah,
I love a sensible, wacky flavor. I love the unicorn,
you know what I mean. I loved the unicorn frap.
I loved it. I think they should make it a

(10:41):
permanent staple. I love the weird chip. It was exactly.
I don't really know just the color, right, I think
it's strawberry or something of that nature, something tart. And
then the blue I know was mango like the blue syrup. Yeah.
The whole point was that you could take this blue
syrup with this pink drink and you mix it up
and it turns purple, super magical. It was just like

(11:04):
a tart powder blended into a cream with cappuccino with
a mango ski up pink powder powder my favorite flavor,
and layered with a pleasantly sour blue powder topping. I
loved it. All very natural. Speaking of like a favor,
what's what's the flavor? Blue and sour pink and mango

(11:28):
and guys America blue mango, though I don't know why
I accepted raspberry mango. It's it's just had the mango
syrup is mixed into it. The blue is just some
fucking ship in there to some blues. But I'm not
against a blue mango at this I don't know why
I would be. You're right, have you had their opening?
You had to apple pie Oreo? No, I just had

(11:50):
that this week. Someone at a party had it out
and I was like, let me try this because I
like Orio. I like I'm a I'm into orioles regular.
But whenever I see a new one to parties with
you Russia shawna dinner just come through, uh, And that's
what we had. Um. The brisket was also excellent, shout
out to jan Katie. But the yeah, the apple pie

(12:13):
one was actually fucking It was weird because it had
a very strong like it was trying to mimic the
taste of a fresh apple, so it almost was sour like.
It had this other element to it aside from like
the cinnamon and typical flavors. But you know, once he won,
he started eating three and then I've never met an oreo.
I didn't like, you know, I want to try. They

(12:34):
have Swedish fish. They're not, but they are. I mean,
if you if you like Swedish fish and don't mind
mixing them with oreos, Like you can't get the exact
same effect by eating putting a Swedish fish in your
mouth with an oreo, because that's exactly what it is.
The birthday cake one was, Yeah, they're just I feel

(12:57):
like they are just excuses for them to add even
more or sugar two oreos because they're all sweeter than
your average oreo, And I love that, right, take it.
I like the lemon ones. I like I got some
red lelve the red velvets, so good. Lemon oreos. They
have the vanilla. It's the vanilla wafer though vanilla chocolate.

(13:17):
Yeah it's not chocolate. It's oh my god. I was
just reading an article because I was like, Oreo flavors
in the US doesn't have them yet, but in other
places they have a hot chicken wing oreo. I want
to do that so hard. It's literally my two favorite foods.
Doesn't sound like a tasty combo. Not alright with that? Uh?

(13:39):
Down to try anything, that's the point of it. But
I could probably just spit it the funk out. I
will say, the grossest thing that I have tried in
the novelty snack realm is the Sweet Heat skittles. I
would say avoid those Sweet Heat Yeah real gross. Um.
So it's all citrus flavors, but then they put like

(14:00):
a pepper favoring in their similar to like if you
had mango with chilis on it, but if you, I
mean I ate the whole bag because you have to
commit to the hated it, but by the end your
throat hurts. Similar to how if you've thrown up a
couple of Yeah, so it doesn't know that esophageal burn.

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So if you're missing that, I get those heat Uh. Finally,
what is a myth? What's something people think it's true
you know to be false. Um that if you are
bad in school, you will not be successful in the
real world. Yeah, that's my or that if you're really
good at school, that you're going to have an easy

(14:43):
time out in the real world. I had a horrible
time in school, terrible student. Cannot regurgitate information to save
my life. And I'm doing guys, I'm doing okay, Yeah,
I'm living it. I mean, you did pull up in
a limousine. I did. I did. I have a top
hat on in a monocle. Very fancy, But you can't read.

(15:04):
I pay people to read exactly for me, exactly, so
killing it you guys. So what do you mean you
struggling school like you just had you weren't good just
the studying part was a little tough. Yeah, I think.
I mean I was tested a ton um and I'm
pretty sure I was misdiagnosed. I have some form of
dyslexia of some kind and there it's such a spectrum.

(15:26):
But I couldn't read until third grade. I was held
back in third grade, which psychologically was great. Loved it
gives you character. But yeah, I mean my essay t
s were ship. I don't even know what my grades were.
My senior year of college, I didn't even I don't
know what my grades are. I had no idea. I

(15:48):
didn't bail. I just didn't look. I was like, I'm
gonna go to graduation. Hopefully they call my name was open.
I like knew I graduated. I was like good enough
for me. I went to school for acting like. I
was like, I'm not gonna use this, so I'll use
this se I'll read about the science and the play
that I'm working on or whatever. As long as my

(16:09):
g p A was high enough that I still had
an opportunity to be able to audition for the plays
that we were doing, in the musicals we were doing,
I was happy with that. I just knew that I
wasn't going to be something that affected my day to day.
But honestly, I think that it's not necessarily about your grades.
It's about the effort that you put into what you're
passionate about, and like just like, don't be a don't

(16:29):
be a dick. Like that's just like hustle for what
you want. And I mean like I'm in class all
the time. I'm in writing classes all the time. I'll
take like improv classes just to do it and like
have a good time. And that's, you know, something I'm
passionate about. I'm like, yeah, I definitely go to school
for that. I just didn't, you know, I'm just not

(16:50):
interested in learning. Well. Academia can do that and kind
of get you down down on yourself at a young age.
You know, when you start getting grades and stuff and
you start thinking like am I bad? Yeah? This? Am
I good at this? One like Yo, everyone learns at
their own pace, takes in the world in their own way.
I needed to go to a hippie school, you guys,
and I can do it where they're like and Amanda's
grade was blue. I love a blue grade exactly, and

(17:15):
we love you. You've passed. And that's not just true
of people who go into comedy. That's also true of
like a lot of they've looked at doctors, and the
best doctors really have no relation to like where they
were in their class and medical school and stuff like that.
It's based on like how they scored on empathy tests
and stuff like that. It's just how prossession President President.

(17:41):
He can't even color in a fucking American flag. Dr
wasn't that man? Maybe he thought he was looking at
a fucking unicorn frappuccino. He was. He was like, man,
goes blue. Quit halfway through? Right, Yeah, he's got this bullshit.
This is bapaganda. The Dems fucking they framed me because
he started coloring one of the stripes blue. Right, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
like a star. It's it's a mess. It's the whole

(18:02):
thing is a mess. I mean, that's the least of
our problems. Yea, hey, guys, just read, do a little
bit of basic math and be nice. Yeah, have empathy. Alright,
let's talk about other signs of a winner. Drinking in
the shower, am I? Right? Everyone? Yeah, Miles, your response

(18:24):
to this product made me realize, like why I don't
drink anymore? Because you were like, oh, man, like this.
I can't believe they like, who needs to drink in
the shower? I was like, yeah, who who needs to do?
Never drank beer in the shower. That's a crazy thing.
But anyways, Urban Outfitters is hitting us with a wine

(18:45):
glass holder for the shower. I mean, what's interesting. It's
made for a stemmed wine glass because you're not a
fucking disgusting drunk, right, Yeah. I wish I had the
bottle holder right next to it so you could do
a nice poor midchi that also holds ice because you're

(19:06):
not drinking that fucking rose all hot? Right, Oh yeah,
you're a hot bath. It's odds funny because the design
is very it looks like a product for a teenager.
Like it's like a like light blue plastic thing. Yeah,
it's got the same design vibe of like a my

(19:27):
first leg shaving razor type thing, my first leg shaving razor.
It's like a light blue plastic you know, very innocent. Yeah,
it's well and it doesn't like match with like nice
wine glasses. It's like very it plays very well with
the color of the rose wine. Right, So I guess
it makes me it is appropriate that it is. Are

(19:47):
we hitting like this peak wine fat? You know what
I mean where it's just you know, like it reminds
you of the bacon fat when there was like you know,
we got fucking bacon chewing gum. This is the big
Book of bacon. These are bacon socks, fucking bacon blah
blah blah. And now into it this is sucking rose
Jose Rose whatever the funk. Everything was like rose Rose, Rose,
Rose Rose. And now we're looking at like it's like

(20:08):
a gift that I'm sure some people clearly might use
in the maybe for the bath or something. You can
put that next to it. But yeah, it seems like
more of like a gag gift. I think it's a
fun gift for like someone to give someone at their sprinkle,
their baby sprinkle. You know, they're like you're gonna need this, Yeah,
you're gonna need this, sister, uh Rose Jose, I like that.

(20:30):
I just want one for a Rocks class. That's for
fucking weaklings, you know what I mean. Probably gonna drink
my my fucking Yamazaki Scotch like that, yeah, right in
my bath tub. All right. So I don't know if
it's I don't know if we've hit peak wine because
one one's been around. I mean, not like I guess,

(20:53):
I guess what I mean is like Rose, because clearly
this is the image that is on the Urban Outfitter
site is meant to a the whole Rose thing. And
you know, because and we talked about how Rose was
like this manufactured fat. Yeah, basically like pushes red and
white wine mixed together. I know, not a bunch of
other ship. It's like like there are Rose and there
the ones just like just like push this, yeah, and

(21:17):
it and it worked. But I you know, hey, whatever
you gotta do. You tried the wine in a can yet,
I know that it's good. Guys, It's good. I'm sure
it is. It's great. It makes me feel like I'm
not drinking wine. And then you get drunk and you're like,
but it still makes your threat, is it a twelve
ounce kind of one. No, it's just like a little
it's a baby. Come on, tell me, let me know,

(21:41):
because what it's like thirty in a bottle? Yeah, because
the train took up from Starbucks can fit an entire
bottle of wine? And can it? Really? Yes? With a
straw man. Good to know. I feel better now that
you know that, I feel better about my drink. I
just remember, well, know it was just because I'm well,
find whatever you guys can jump to whatever about I've
done it. I would Fourth of July in New York City,

(22:03):
you gotta do the firefly. What is the vodka? Sweet tea?
Vodka with some lemonade, and you just walk around the
city and have yourself a wonderful Fourth of July. No
how much sugar is in that though? The next day yeah, yeah,
probably don't remember it, but I do have this school
Latin King's tattoo. All Right, we're gonna take a quick break.

(22:28):
We're gonna be right, and we're back and just we're
talking yesterday about how a lot of funding was being
taken from FEMA moved over to ICE because that is

(22:50):
where America's priorities are at these days, just to continue
with that. The Department of Homeland Security has moved twenty
nine million dollars from the Coast Guard, who are about
to be real handy when Florence hits over to Ice. Again. Yeah,
this has been a whole thing, like its in total,
they've moved about a hundred sixty nine million dollars from

(23:12):
other agencies. So it's FEMA, the Domestic Nuclear Detection Office, uh,
some t s, A programs. And this is all because again,
like we said yesterday, they just have to fund all
these immigrant detention centers and we don't need but clearly,
you know, there are many businesses profiting off this, and
we're at a point now where we I think we

(23:33):
are more than any other time in history. We have
more children in immigrant immigration detention than ever before. So yeah,
I mean again, I do want to clarify a little
bit yesterday when we're talking about the FEMA thing that
wasn't coming out of like the Disaster Relief Fund, which
is like the DRF for like the actual money for
each specific disaster goes to. But these other programs are

(23:54):
the kinds of things that helped train people to understand
like logistical planning, to pre stage, like goods and things
like that. So I mean, just to be collaudal on
that that's what exactly is going on now with the
Coast Guard. It's just a really odd thing because whenever
we have these hurricanes, the Coast Guard is like the

(24:14):
like I think in Katrina they save something like thirty
thousand people. Uh and in many other hurricanes, and like
in Sandy they were like saving people who were in
capsized boats. There's a lot that goes on in the
sea out there or near the water, or just people
who have the capability in training to rescue people in water. Uh.
So you know that's where our priorities are. And uh yeah,

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it's just just another another thing to think about when
you go to the polls in November. Let this motivate
you every story, right and just so people, this will
probably give you an idea of when we're recording it.
But Florence has weakened too. I think it's a category
to At this point, winds are about a hundred and
five miles per hour, so it is weakening in terms

(24:58):
of wind speed. It's still gon be a lot of water,
so hurricanes are wet, you guys, Yeah, just verig and
it's very big, very so at least he knows that
he doesn't know the colors of the flag, but at
least he knows that water happens. So another thing that
the President Donald Trump knows is that underlanding that the

(25:22):
President Donald tru the president, his name is Donald Trump,
and he knows that it is a hoax that thousands
of people died and hurri came. Muh. He is accusing
Democrats of inflating the Puerto Rican death This is what
he tweeted. Three thousand people did not die in the
two hurricanes that hit Puerto Rico. When I left the

(25:44):
island after the storm had hit, they had anywhere from
six to eighteen deaths. As time went by, it did
not go up by much. Then a long time later
they started to report really large numbers like three thousand.
This was done by the Democrats in order to make
me look as bad as possible when I was successfully
raising billions of dollars to help rebuild Puerto Rico. If
a person died for any reason like old age, just

(26:06):
add them onto the list bad politics. I love Puerto Rico.
Now shut the funk up, my man. Let me tell
you something. This is such fucking I can't wrap my
head around this because there is no one around you
that is backing you up on even Paul Rand's like,
I don't I don't disagree with those numbers about the
death toll, and he is so inept at his job.

(26:27):
It's just getting like, I don't know, I feel like
maybe it's wearing me down a little bit just to
see this kind of blatant delusion and be like, they
did not die. Tell that to any number of people
who have family in Puerto Rico, who live in Puerto Rico.
They're not gonna be like, no, he's right. It was
probably like seventeen people and then yeah, somebody out of
old age or whatever. And he's failing to understand the
nuances of like the knock on effect of a disaster

(26:49):
where people have no access to their medical care that
they need, or hour to for life saving equipment. Um.
And I think that maybe they were counting deaths later
in the disaster then they would typically be. But that's
because the rescue and you know, rebuilding was so fucked
that Puerto Rico was still without power like five months later,

(27:11):
and there's still parts today. I mean, there is a
lot of most of the power's returned, but they're still recovering.
And couple of that with like the photos we saw
yesterday or the day before of all those like like
millions of bottles of water just chilling on a tarmac
that was supposed to be distributed, and like it's just
it's been there since last year. Now they nailed it, though. Yeah,

(27:31):
they're doing a really great job, real bang up job.
It's so disappointing and just so disheartening to see that
because at some point, when is he ever going to
admit anything, And he's just not going to, Like, if
you can't admit this, I've lost all faith that there's
I mean, I've lost it a while ago, but I mean, well,
this is where the media had a total failure, because

(27:54):
this is they're reporting this as a story rather than
this motherfucker's lying about what the actual death toll is
and trying to spin his guilt over his botched handling
of this entire natural disaster and trying to frame it
in some like like political smear job from the Democrats,
which and that's why when you look at the headlines,

(28:15):
none of these outlets are really actually adequately describing the
situation or giving us the information. It's more like they're
just perpetuating what he's saying or giving it a little
more weight. So, like Politico said, Trump accuses Democrats of
inflating Puerto Rico death toll. Huh, it's one way of
putting it. Uh. CBS Trump disputes hurricane death toll in
Puerto Rico, blames Democrats for making him quote look bad. Uh.

(28:38):
The BBC. Trump disputes Puerto Rico hurricane death toll. Now
I understand that on its surface, that is an accurate
description of what's happening, but that is almost making it
seem like, oh, this is the explanation for what's happening.
It's like, Oh, Trump disputes the Puerto Rico death toll.
It's not Trump is lying about it. So it was

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not the numbers that he's disputing. We're not collected by
the Democrats or even put out by Democrats. They were
put out by independent, you know, studies, And there's just
no truth to any of the details of any of
his claims. Like I think that they would, you know,
have that reflected somewhere in the headline. Yeah. In the

(29:18):
New York Times, Trump rejects death toll in Puerto Rico,
accusing Democrats of inflating numbers in this in this headline,
to someone who is, you know, completely not aware of
what's actually going on, they're gonna be like, WHOA, that's crazy.
The Democrats were inflating death Like you know, you're not
You're not getting the full story. So I mean, you
do have to give a shout out to CNN, but

(29:39):
this is how you have to have these headlines. Trump
falsely claims nearly three thousand Americans in Puerto Rico quote
did not die nice. And that's what it actually is,
as opposed to making it about democrat versus Republicans. Yes,
the situation is he is he's trying to obscure the facts.
At an NBC tweeted breaking, President Trump rejects independent study

(30:00):
that reports and estimated two thousand, seventy five people died
in Puerto Rico in five months after her Cameria provides
no evidence to discount the study, declares without evidence that
the higher death toll is a political ploy to make
him look bad and ap also did a good job.
Trump states, without evidence that Puerto Rico hurricane death count
is caught up on this evidence stuff, and I think
they just need to take a step back and chill

(30:22):
the funk out. But I wonder if that's too like
the fatigue from the media too of just being like,
when we write this, they know that that's his Trump
denying it or whatever, because I'm sure in the body
of the thing they're going to be like, you know,
he had no evidence. But at some level you have
to still write the headline to accurately be like, because
it almost feels like you could read these shitty headlines

(30:42):
as if they're like doing it all tongue in cheek, like, yeah,
Trump says Puerto Rico death toll inflated by Democrats did
not die, you know what I mean, Like that would
be amazing if that was the response they were like, oh,
I'm sorry, you're reading that all wrong. It's like this
Trump making a jerk off hand mode't right there? Yeah,
but you can't leave it imply it when you are right.

(31:05):
The whole problem right now is that different people will
read different headlines different ways, and you need to just
stay on the surface, like, you know, this claim is
with support, this claim is without support, And it sounds
like the New York Times has updated their headline to
say that, like he is disputing statistics reported by his

(31:28):
own government. What was the other New York Times story
that they changed like halfway through where they were like,
what the was that? That makes us look bad? Yeah?
They do it. They that's my New York Times plays
the New York Times. It's little boy. So last week

(31:49):
there is a story everyone was talking about about this
Kavanaugh guy, and I guess that one away and it's over.
I don't know, I haven't heard much about it over
for unions productive, right, yeah, oh yeah, well, I mean yes,
the sort of public portion that we got to see
ended last week and was very heated. But there's a

(32:10):
few things to consider. Angus King from Maine, he came
out and said he would be a no for me
dog on voting for Kavanaugh. Who's that Angus King is
from Maine. He's a senator from Maine, senator named Angus
Angus King, Angus King, and he is an independent. But
so it's not really that big of a deal because
he typically cocuses with Democrats and he actually does so
he was always probably going to be a no. But

(32:31):
in their question about another main college, Collins, she is
going now that you know, I think now people are
gonna be like, so, what're you gonna do? What's good?
What's good the independent in your state? I mean, just please?
You know. She this week was like, you know, there
are a lot of groups who are saying, if you
vote to confirm him, we have over one million dollars

(32:52):
that we will give to whoever is going to challenge
you to make sure you get the funk out in.
And she was like, oh, that's a bribe or some ship,
and it's like, no, it's not a bride. Those are
people who are being like, do the right thing. If not,
we will ensure that you do not continue to have
a vote in the Senate. That's it's very clear. Yeah.
So there's some Democratic pushback on Kavanaugh and the form

(33:16):
of like written questions. Can you explain this process to us? Yeah, Well,
they're just they wanted to submit even more question follow
up questions because they're like, yo, we don't have these documents.
The Republicans basically blocked all their requests to subpoena more
of these documents, like no, no, no, no, no, right,
So they're doing They had over a thousand written questions
for Brett haven ot answer, because they're trying to do
a lot procedurally to kind of come up the process

(33:38):
to delay it. But as it stands, it's the vote
will probably take place on September, depending on if you know,
like people like Lisa Murkowski or Susan Collins come around
to reality and vote no. He could be confirmed in
time for the new session. But yeah, So they had
a thousand written questions and it it was everything from like,
you know, follow ups on his views on exact cutive

(34:00):
power to like, what was that like abortion inducing drugs? Quote?
What the funk were you saying? They're getting a lot
more information on that and all described contraception as abortion
inducing drugs. Yeah, yeah uh. And then they were also
asking You're like, what's up with all those fucking tickets?
You bought like a d dollars in Nationals tickets? Yeah,
and you're like, do you have a gambling problem? Apparently

(34:23):
was like a line of questioning addressing that and his
responses like I've been a lifelong Nationals fan. I've been
like a season ticket holder for thirteen consecutive seasons. I've
seen every postseason game and it's only thirteen years old.
Because they used to be the exposed to be a
huge EXPOS fan. Before that we had a really big,
you know, growth spark. Yeah and uh he yeah. So

(34:45):
it wasn't much of an answer. And then he was like,
I don't have a gambling problem. I've never played in
a quote fantasy league. Um, is that a bad thing?
Like if you played in fas I think unless maybe
the questions I haven't seen all the questions, unless they
were trying to be like, have you been in any
kind of sports game ambling lea, including fantasy for money?
Probably type of thing. Yeah, I guess that is illegal. Yeah,

(35:06):
I mean when you play fantasy for money. That's not
like through the web money website. Yeah, right, right right.
But you know, I have a feeling he may have
had a little problem with gambling. I don't know, a
significant amount of money. I don't know. He had liked,
what was it, like two dollars in debt basically over
time with baseball tickets, Like, don't watch all those games

(35:28):
without action on it? Come on, man, exactly you think
I'm going to coach my daughter's teams without a little
action on it? Come on? Which brings them. The other
thing we were talking about I was like, I don't
know about you, but every youth basketball coach I had
was for a weird dude. For at least for a
boy's basketball. I can't speak for girls basketball. I feel
like maybe they have to have your ship together, but

(35:49):
I don't know my experience. Do you play youth basketball? Um,
they were just usually dad's ones. Well I have a
couple that were. The ones that weren't were like grifters lifelong,
like the coach who has been with the team for
beyond when his kids were played right right still coaching.

(36:11):
One coach to be like, yo, I need I need
your parents to give me twenty bucks, so cabyle the
snacks up front for y'all. We're gonna have orange slices
and gatorade and stuff, you know, tell me why. The
first game comes and he was like, ah, shoot, I
forgot it at home and we gave this dude like
between everybody and the team. He was like fucking five
for that. And then he did another thing, was like,
I'm starting the a RC basketball team. Give your parents

(36:33):
to get yeah, like you know, like we're this club thing.
Money fucking vanished. Did you ever get the orange slices?
And you know sad thing though, like years after he
was fired from my like elementary school, like in eighth grade.
By the time we were about to leave our junior
high he saw like one of our last football games.
But like he was, he was homeless, and he was

(36:56):
like on the other side of a chain link fence
like watching Everyone's like, oh my god, is that coach Danny?
And yeah, it was very sick. But also he likes
stole money from you first still money, but you know,
I don't want to see anybody get to you know,
such dire straight but I guess bottom line anything from
like you know, rec leagues and things like that. Sometimes
basketball coaches have been kind of weird. Maybe if you
had worked on your left a little harder. Miles, well,

(37:18):
he always knew, he was like he's when I had
the ball, he like, yo, just having him go left.
He ain't got no left, got no Lets say that
about like a cross over though. Um Also, but my
hockey coaches were pretty stand up guys. Yeah, I think
they just screamed a lot. Youth basketball, there's something about that. Anyways,
the offer is open. We will play any of the

(37:41):
two girls that Kavanaugh has coached. His daughters, or he
could pick his the two best players. If they're not
the two best players, make hold sawn Sheryl swoops, he
wants to them. But oh, the other thing too about Kavanaugh.
One last thing, which is actually probably the biggest news
is Dan Feinstein announced that she had received a very

(38:02):
cryptic letter of something from someone who was asking for
immunity that had something to do with Kavanaugh's nomination, and
that to honor her anonymity, she handed this letter over
to the federal investigative authorities. Uh, and a lot of
people like, what the fund is that about? And I
think HuffPo was mentioning that the letter has something to
do within decades old incident involving Brett Kavanaugh and a woman,

(38:24):
So we don't know what that looks like. Yeah, the Democrats,
this is another instance where they're implying some ship like
with their questioning, with their line of questioning, because not
even know the gambling thing, if that's really a thing,
but you could just be reckless with his money and
overpriced tickets. But and then there was also the whole
thing about whether he met with a lawyer from Trump's

(38:45):
lawyer's firm. Right, there was no payoff on that, So
I don't know. I'm just hoping that there is something
there and that they're not just doing this to kind
of gum up the works because the Democrats have facts
and ship on their side, don't need to. I have
a feeling when Kamal Harris was like and did you
meet with them? Because she was like, now think about

(39:06):
this when you answer yeah, I have a feeling there's
a receipt that cannot be exchanged for a refund. Right, Okay,
we're going to take another quick break. We'll be right back,

(39:27):
and we're back, and we're talking about California dreams. Uh,
the hot saved? But way was it that? Hold on,
let me make sure I want to know this show. Now,
the people who answered the question you know what's wrong
with say about the California Too many dorks from hot
people hotter. So Facebook is garbage and everyone should leave

(39:51):
the end. And now, so Facebook, there's a couple of
things coming out recently. First, NARC's ker Nerd has a
big fake news problem on this platform, and he tried
to make it better by hiring all these legit fact
checkers to vet, you know, the most highly circulated stories.
This seems like just the obvious, fucking you know, solution

(40:15):
to all of their problems, except the right is not
having that ship. Well yeah, because they he had like
people who do fact checking for a living and come
from like think tanks that are like about journalistic integrity,
like you know, PolitiFact or fact check dot org. But
conservatives like, well, hold on, all they do is just
call out all these conservative articles, this is not fair,

(40:36):
this is bullshit, because that's not fair. Actually, this is
what we're saying is true. So he caved. And now
the Weekly Standard, which is a fucking very conservative, you know,
co founded by Bill Crystal site that has all kinds
of op as, like you know, fucking fucker Carlson Rights

(40:59):
in there. From time to time, they have them doing
fact checking on stories that are from the left, and
they have like they were putting like certain articles having
like liberal bias that didn't at all purely because they
were just taking things literally from like a headline and
be like, well, that literally didn't happen, So this is
a lie without taking nuance into it, without actually going

(41:19):
over like what the story was about, and just simply
slapping that on. And then Facebook actually put that up
there and like this is kind of shady and it
was causing a lot of problems because it brings up
this whole thing of like why is he caving to
this whining Because when they're actually fact checking these stories
from like far right websites that are actually dealing in

(41:40):
non fact and misinformation, that's because that's what the facts are.
But then to go and be like, well let them
have their weird like right wing rag take a look
at it. Of course they're going to try and obscure
things or just mischaracterize a lot of articles that are
critical of some of the right wing politics. But yeah, Robert,
when things are just listicals that I miss, like just

(42:05):
being like having my family members like wishing me happy birthday,
he from like that's what it should just be. Like
I'm off, I'm done, Like I can't, I can't do
it anymore, because the thing is is the gas lighting
is constant. And if you allow people to just pouty

(42:25):
dance and be like that's not right, what about me,
It's like, that's not what this is about. Like if
I use that argument as a kid, or I'm like,
well that's not fair. How my teacher said you had
a teacher who whenever we said this in a class,
but that's not fair, She's say, you know, life is
not fair and dead any complaint we had these kids
and we learned real quick don't to complain about it

(42:46):
like that. But I think the thing is that I
think just because they're so noisy about it, and they
think that because they've misled so many people who are
of their thinking to come out and be like, well, yeah,
Facebook is censoring or whatever. I mean, they are doing
that too, and far left things too. Don't get me wrong,
but we can't actually have a touchstone for like what
is actual fact, like a foundation for reality for both

(43:08):
sides to agree upon, because if their version of fact,
which is usually misinformation, is called like, then they're saying, well,
that's a liberal bias. We're completely restructuring and reframing this
conversation about like liberal verse conservative when we're talking about
fact versus fiction, and it's it's a slippery slope. Yeah.

(43:29):
There's a New York article where Evan os know is
one of their best writers, got access to Zuckerberg and
the Facebook campus for like the last year basically, and
it's pretty interesting. There's like a couple really alarming things
where you see Zuckerberg like knows about all those problems

(43:49):
happening and like India and overseas, and he's like, yeah, well,
I hate that this problem is happening, and we're working
on it, but we've got to hire the right people.
And it's just like he deals with everything in the
same way where he's like, I acknowledge the problem, but however,
on this other thing, and there's no like, there's no
deathcom one like you know this, we need to get

(44:12):
shipped done like that, we're in an emergency situation. And
they point out that it's probably you know, he has
been in this industry that is criticized by outsiders, like
his testifying on Capitol Hill, like in front of all
of these senators who don't know what the funk they're
talking about, is part of the problem because he has

(44:35):
spent his life being criticized by people who don't have
the knowledge base to actually make good criticism. So he
just has this mode of dealing with criticism and that
he applies that even to when people are making good points.
Essentially is one of the arguments in the article. But
I mean, just a couple of the memorable details Facebook

(44:58):
has more users than Deianity does at this point. Yes, Hey,
I'm a frequent user. Yes, uh. And the design of
Christianity is so simple and intuitive. I'm so fucked up
off salvation right now. Uh. It has the most customers

(45:19):
an American company has ever had in the history of
like capitalism, and that is the result of something. So
in two thousand and seven, they basically saw the size
of their user based plateau, which had been like it
was the same size that other social networks like my Space,

(45:39):
like other all other social networks had hit this one
size and then just like not being able to grow
any larger. And so Facebook basically made their business a
cult of growth. Like they had a growth team that
was like the cool smart kids on campus, and everybody

(46:00):
was just like wanted to know what that was it.
It was like a very single mindedness of focus to
the whole company. And he basically, I think the best
and most clarifying line in the article is the cult
of growth leads to the curse of bigness because all
of their problems can be seen as just size related,

(46:21):
Like you just have so many people now that you
can't regulate all these problems and they're trying to solve
the problem of like what is hate speech? What is
free speech? And Zuckerberg specifically says at a certain point, like,
you know, we we used to be able to write
an algorithm to spot a nipple, and like that was
easier to stop pictures that had nipples in them, right,

(46:44):
are very offensive. But Nazis. You can't write an algorithm
to stop Nazis. So that's that is the problems kick
them off. Wait in two when did they open up
Facebook to people who didn't have a college email? Yeah,
I think it was four two seven, It must have been.
I think it's around that time because I had to

(47:04):
have I graduated, not to date myself. But oh wait,
and I think maybe oh eight or oh nine is
something around there, because I remember feeling salty about it
because I was like, y'all. I remember I was like, Yo,
you can't get Facebook. Let's got that that dou Yeah,
that proper college email. And then when like they let
all these motherfucker's, I was like, why did I go

(47:27):
to college? Then I did it just to flex on Facebook? Right?
But yeah, I wonder if that I'm sure that must
have factored into it, Like when they hit that plateau
or like, oh, we're only limiting it to college students,
and then like after that, after you're done with college,
what's the use for it? Right? You know what I mean?
If it's only going to be available for college students
cut to two thousand sixteen, I can't imagine that. They're

(47:47):
they were like, how do we solve this size problem?
They were like, what if we allowed people who weren't
just college students? That. I think it was after that
that they had the issue because yeah, like they said
that a big thing was hiring people who spoke other
languages and just making it more user friendly to other countries.
And two thousand six September twenty, two thousand six, when

(48:08):
they opened it to everyone aged thirteen and older with
a valid email address, there you go, boom. How do
you even know if a kid is thirteen? Though? Do
they just click a box? Is that how you do it? Right?
You're good at guessing people's ages. I'm guessing people's ages.
And do not watch any past episodes of Catch Predator.

(48:30):
That's a joke, but yeah I don't. Yeah, I'm pretty
sure it was just like put in your fucking birthday. Yeah,
Like when I said, like liquor websites and like high
school and like what's your age? And I'm like nineteen
sixty nine, what would you find on liquor website? I
was really into Hypnotic and I remember like there was

(48:50):
like there was hypnotic? Was that blue shit you mixed
with Hennessy is incredible? Hulk? Anyway, and like I was
sucked up because it was in all the rat videos
and I was like, yeah, so you're just trying to
buy it? Well, I was trying to at first. I
was like what is this? You know what I mean?
Because yeah, because I saw it in videos and like

(49:10):
I wasn't really around liquor stores enough to quite put
it all together. And like mango based, right, it's probably
just it's unicorn frapp flavored drink. It basically took the
spot of Alaza, you know what I mean, the same
sort of very fruity ship. It's blue, yeah, exactly, and
that color happy being really into it. But anyway, Yeah,
I remember I thought Facebook was going to be the
solution to all of the Internet problems when it was

(49:32):
first like hitting, because it was like so much of
the Internet was just anonymous trolls and like so people
connecting themselves to like that was something that had happened
over in Korea that helped make the Korean Internet a
better place to exist. Is because like they just made
it mandatory that you connect your like online activity to
who you were as a person and like basically your

(49:53):
citizen I d and so I thought Facebook was going
to do that, But it turns out, as we saw
in that comment section yesterday where it was all Facebook
people commenting under their Facebook identities and just being super racist.
People just don't give a fuck. No everybody thinks they
can do whatever they want. No, they just have a

(50:14):
mouthpiece for it. I just missed the Facebook that if
you wanted to go and look at somebody's Facebook, you
had to go to their page and that was it.
There was no updating like that when Twitter came out
and like there you know you have that stream of
just what people are freaking thinking. And now everyone's like, well,
I can comment on that if you just I I
can't read a comment section even at like good Home

(50:38):
Magazine dot com, Like it's just a bummer. I just
refused to read any comments. Their thoughts on wicker are
just aggressive and rude. One still love Rattan for Aureah,
I don't even I just I can't stand Facebook anymore.
In general, I don't use it, So don't try to
find me because I don't use it. I'm gonna I'm

(50:58):
gonna find you. Okay, that's fine. One of the things
the article said, though, was they're buying Instagram. At the
time was like seen as completely overpaid for it, and
now it's viewed as like the smartest purchase in the
history of like online retail, or like in the history
of online retail, since that donut not online retail, in

(51:20):
the history of Silicon Valley. All right, McDonald's, it's really
stepped in at this time, guys. So McDonald's apparently a
terrible place for women to work. I mean you could
say that to insert any company or everywhere. Yeah. So,
ten female employees are filing sexual harassment complaints against the

(51:43):
company in nine different cities, and they've started the hashtag
me to McDonald's. One of the victims is a fifteen
year old whose complaints were just completely ignored. And it
just seems like there is a you know, it sounds
very simi layer to CBS. It's just there's a culture
of people being sexually harassed and them complaining and just

(52:10):
management ignoring it or management being the harassers themselves. And
you know, it's a huge company. It's a hard thing
to police, but they do not have the necessary policies
in place to protect female employees, right well, I think
it's not necessarily specific to either a CBS or McDonald's
or anything. It's just sort of this culture that we

(52:30):
have in the world essentially where now we're trying to
actually have a reckoning for this to show people that
that's inappropriate and then you cannot treat people like that
and and just that sexual DVC in the workplace or
that kind of behavior is and no, no, But yeah,
I think with McDonald's there's a gigantic company and they

(52:51):
can kind of hide behind that franchise argument right where
they're sort of like, well, these are franchises and we
have policies as a company, but I think this old
really lies with the store of the franchise. But I
think even then, like that's even a legal jump that
they've even had troublemaking, because I think they're saying, you
at least have the responsibility as like a co owner

(53:15):
of this business if you're licensing out your brand and
getting them I'm glad that they're getting the word out. Though.
I know when the Me too movement hit and I
was in a writer's room and it was like, this
is the industry. It happens in the casting couch, the
casting couch, Like this is like has been always happening,
and it's it's not an isolated incident. It happens just

(53:37):
to women and men as well. But like it doesn't
matter where you are, you're a lower yeah, it's not
an industry specific thing. And if you're just a lower
level employee, it's not to be expected. It shouldn't be expected.
But like that's the people that are taking advantage of
because that's really what it is. This is a shift
of power and like having power over something that's a
societal issue in detail, because I do think it's kind

(53:59):
of important to like get a sense of just how
fucked up it was. Workers reported having their breasts and
posteriors grabbed and hearing obscene comments about their appearance and
sexual orientation from bosses and colleagues. Some workers were shown
pornographic images by their supervisors. In one instance, a woman's
boss texted her offering her a thousand dollars for oral sex,

(54:20):
and the women complaining don't want money, They just want
McDonald's to fucking do something. And a really interesting to
tie it to the Me too movement. They are this
group that is bringing this case and you know, organizing
this strike, are being funded by the Times Up Legal
Defense Fund. So yeah, that was their that was their

(54:43):
mission from the start to they're like, this is the
first jumping off point is Hollywood. But anyone, anybody who
needs legal help to pursue any kind of justice hit
us up. But yeah, um, yeah, so there's gonna be
a strike, I think, right yeah, They're they're going there
organizing a strike or organizing a strike in I think
ten different cities. Nice. Yeah, and hopefully McDonald's doesn't try

(55:09):
any ship, you know, hopefully they recognize that this because
they did. McDonald's did turn their golden arches upside down
that one time to celebrate women. So I felt celebrated
for we all did. That was important. I think that
everybody remembers where they were when they first heard them,
which is like right now, I've ever heard of it.

(55:31):
Why can't people just say like oops, like okay, how
do we help, Like, how can we help, like take responsibility.
It just feels like everyone is constantly skating around taking
responsibility and putting it on everybody else but themselves. And
you're just like, just do the right thing, man, Yeah, yeah,
you'll You'll fare much better if you just go. Oh
my god. We that is a problem. We that we

(55:53):
don't agree that we'll do everything in our power to
correct it. And I think about the liability than any
like McDonald's a lot of people's first jobs, Like right,
think about like the damage that that's doing that, Like
you were first impression of the workforce. Is your boss
like texting you that you know, for world sex Yeah exactly,

(56:16):
treating you like a fucking prostitute for a sex worker? Yeah,
Like look at this porno, Like what how do you
even how do you even get there? How do you
do that? That sounds like some you know, sixteen year
old ship though too, We're like, yo, look at you
know what I mean? Which you know that you have
to also think of like the age range of people
that work in the McDonald's too, Like, because it is

(56:37):
your first you're also doing very immature people. But I'm
sure also, but just on up to the adults who
do it too, regardless of your age. Yeah, you should
know what the basics are how to behave in the
workplace or just in life in general. R and the
women knew it was fucked up enough to report it,
and the fucking the people they were reporting it to

(56:58):
should have known enough to take it seriously. Henry Cavill,
Superman himself Mr Mustache from the latest Mission Impossible Movies.
I think that is his name is being recast. They're
no longer going to have him play Superman. So I've
been paying attention to his performance as Superman from the

(57:18):
start because I remember like reading on some like industry
blog or something that they were having to delay the
production of the his first Superman movie because they were
having to like cut around him because he just like
his performance wasn't all there. And so I've always looked
out for that, and it does seem to be true
that like they have to like cut away like at

(57:40):
a time when you'd expect a reaction shot, they're like
not showing they're showing us back, and you're just like, wait,
what the fund is happening. But I do think also
this is not an easy role to play. Like it's
like an alien with superpowers, just like his powers are
enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. But he just like kind
of be blandly handsome with like a little half smile

(58:03):
on your face all the time and an impossible little
curl coming down right, And what did he have the curl?
Did you rock the curl like he did? I think
so he better? I think he had at various points. Also,
interesting thing, did you know that they switched the side
that his part was on when he went from Clark
Kent to Superman. He has time to comb his hair. Well,

(58:24):
it was just an automatic switch because apparently it's like
a cooler look to have the part on like the
other side. Yeah, so it's basically, if you're combing your
hair with your right hand, that's the side you're like
dragging it to to your to your own right that's
like more the Superman look. Whereas Clark Kent has it
on the opposite side. It just means that he's super left. No,

(58:47):
it just means don't comb your hair to the side
that Clark Kent had it, because they were like, look
at this goofy bastard. He got his hair combed to
the side. Well, The reason though they're recasting, right, is
they're they're going to focus more on Supergirl. Is that right? Yeah? Okay,
they're they're prioritizing Supergirl or Superman, and which I'm fantastic
because that original Supergirl movie, you guys, I heard from

(59:08):
the I don't remember. I just remember the VHS box
that looks actually pretty good, pretty confident. She like I
watched it a ton when I was a kid, and
I think she like flies in outer space. At some
point she made change the rotation of the Earth. I
may be making super ship. Yeah, she was awesome. She

(59:29):
you know, I dug it, so looking forward to it.
I'm waiting when they're gonna wake up and call her Superwoman, right,
But I don't know, well, I don't know. Is she
a teenager? I don't know. She checked the box that
she was thirteen to get a Facebook Good enough, good enough?
I got my I O L account all set up.
Oh okay, because I guess the lore is that at

(59:50):
twelve years old, Cara z or l escapes do them
on Krypton to find protection on Earth. But Superman was
a child when he was That's true. We don't still
call him was he was he turning up? Did he
turn when? Did he turn into Superman? Was this like
a Jesus thing? He was like, I don't, I don't know.
There's this there's a part of a Man of Steel

(01:00:11):
where he's like running through cornfield. Oh yeah, he knew
giantly right, he like move, doesn't he like lift something up?
Maybe that's the old movies. I haven't watched any, but
I mean these are just all Superman tropes him like
I think the earth spins the other way and at
one point lasers shoot out his eyes or hers. I
know that there's like there he lifted something up, and

(01:00:34):
that's how they found out. We do have some important
breaking news about the upcoming elections. Nicki Minaj has endorsed
Andrew Cuomo, So adjust your expectations appropriately. I don't know
what the funk this tweet was. It's she tweeted. She tweeted, like, Okay,

(01:00:55):
New Yorkers and all NYC h A residents New York
City Housing Authority at KAP people who are in the
City housing clearly written by Andrew Cuomo ny Anyway, residents,
It's time to get justice. Vote Thursday, September thirte for
Governor Cuomo Lieutenant governor and blah blah blah. He said
they know how to work for the people to make

(01:01:16):
New York even greater. Spread the word see you at
the polls. Now. That was like a kind of a
weird Trumpy ending to that. But you can never use
great ever again, or I can't can't do it, Cynthie.
Nixon needs to get card brd B. Well, I think
someone was trying to trying to court Cardi B. It
was like, well, if Nicki's over there, Cardian, what's going?

(01:01:38):
What's good? But this week, yeah, I think Amy Schumer
also endorsed Andrew, which makes sense. I mean, she's Chuck
Schumer's cousins, so she's I think she's pretty well known
with powerful New York Democrats. But Nicki Minaj, I'm like,
what did he do to get that tweet? It's just paid? Yeah,
I know, but like it's what are you doing? Nicky? Yeah?

(01:02:00):
I don't know. Man. That means in the next Nixon
is clearly the actual progressive candidate in this but you know, hey,
who knows who knows sweat guys? Yeah, I just the
New York the NYC ch A residence thing is really
that's like, yeah, it's are you in public housing? Nicki minach?

(01:02:24):
It is I Nicki Mina. She's complaining about Payola. Okay.
One thing I'm actually excited about is twenty five years
ago Conan O'Brien had his first episode of Late Night
with Conan O'Brien. I've just found out about this. You
guys hear about this. He went to Harvard, apparently wrote

(01:02:47):
on The Simpsons. Yeah, they made the first his first
episode available online. But here's the deal. They're going to
bring the archive of like almost three thousand episodes to
come in January. And I don't know about you, but
when I was a young teenager watching late night TV,
Late Night was like one of my favorite ships to
watch with this all the dumb character and it just
appealed to my ship headed sense of humor as a kid.

(01:03:10):
But so three thousand episodes, I'll go through them. Yeah,
where are they putting it up? The first episode is
on YouTube, so it might be also on YouTube, like
just on the Team Coco page. I'm not entirely sure
what the full plan is, but hey, things fell off
for him when he took j Leno spot, So I'm
glad that they've preserved the best parts of Conan. Dude,

(01:03:31):
that's exciting. I've never seen I haven't seen any of that,
so I I like, later on I've seen segments. I've
never been like a late night person. I always just
wake up and I'm just like, here's a clip that
Today show, like you know Hoda and Cathy Lee with
my wine glass that's attached to my bath, you know,

(01:03:54):
just getting drunk at ten in the morning. Yeah. Um,
but yeah, I mean like he wasn't really even on
my radar until everything started happening and he did that
whole be kind and work hard, which and I'll just like, okay,
I will of course wagons h. He has good, good
philosophies on creativity. Early on in his career he said,

(01:04:16):
like his one philosophy is, if you have a talent,
give it away as much as possible. And what do
you mean, like do ship for free? Yeah, or like
give like people remember that's a that's a sucker philosophy.
Like working with freelancers back at Cracked, like the people
who were like, well, I'm keeping that joke and like
that's my like being proprietary as opposed to people who

(01:04:38):
are just like yeah, like I'll contrive yeah yeah, and
just like be open and get in Here's I mean,
it's a basic Will you put that good energy out,
It's coming back to you baby, universe will reflect that
ship back onto you. Well, Amanda, it has been a
pleasure having you here, a guilty pleasure almost. Way to

(01:04:58):
do it, way to get it in? Where can people
find where people find you? Sure? Um so you could
find Guilty Pleasure podcasts on iTunes and all places that
you get your podcast were on Campfire Media. Me and
my host, my co host Jackie right up bell, who
is on your episodes? Um So, basically we just interview

(01:05:22):
a bunch of people, including you guys, about their guilty pleasures.
There's something that they're super duper passionate and was on
Golden era hip hop. It was amazing. I learned so much. Yeah,
and you used to do musical theater. Used to get

(01:05:43):
us a little little ditty, give me a little I
gotta get paid, you know, not Team Coco. So yeah,
and you can find us on Instagram at Guilty Pleasure Podcast.
You can find me at Amanda Salvatare nine zero two
on Instagram as well. I don't do the don't do
the tweets, you guys. I gave it up about a

(01:06:04):
year and a half ago. I'm doing I'm working on
your self. You know it made glass of wine in
my tub, Glass of wine in my tub, ignoring my Twitter,
ignoring it completely exactly. Is there a work of social
media creation that you've been enjoying of late work? Usually
we ask people if there's a tweet, but I mean

(01:06:26):
I had, I kind of had a tweet. I had
a tweet from that. I like, che bring him out,
bring them out. I'll check. I'll check out her tweets
because I enjoy her as a human as well as
just a person in general. Okay, what is it? I
saved it because I don't have Twitter even on my phone.
I took a screen shot, so it is what's your

(01:06:48):
love language? Mind is suddenly pointing out all the ways
someone can improve, So go on her Twitter. It's what
is it? Jackie is awesome? A w U E s
O m uh. And like that tweet, y'all, like the
good one. I think that's the thing you're supposed to

(01:07:09):
do right right? Do it like you don't love it?
Where you will find you? And what is a tweet?
You've been enjoying. Oh god, you can find me on
Twitter and Instagram. I don't know what I'm talking like
this at Miles of Gray and a tweet i'm liking
is Reductress. Another one with just a laser shot to
my heart. It's a picture of a man on a

(01:07:31):
laptop with a nice little beard, dressed like kind of
you know you, youth millennial hip dude looking back, and
it says nice, this guy has three podcasts and no
toilet paper. We're out here, We're out here, I know
that guy. Yeah, you can find me at Jack Underscore.
Brian a couple of tweets I've been enjoying at Righteous

(01:07:51):
Booby RB on Twitter tweeted, I love when folks say
bawling b A l l i n G when they
mean bawling b A w l i n G. The
visual of someone being so sad that they can't help
but shoot some hoops is just too good, uh, which
I like that. I also like the visual of people
just who are openly weeping, but like are really hungry too,

(01:08:15):
so they're like eating well never weird thing, uh. Melanie
at Polite Melanie tweeted criticizing Trump in a book is
just unfair. It's like criticizing the Amish on television. And finally,
and adresin Sterday Night Live writer former Cracked writer quote

(01:08:35):
in quotes Republicans won't stop until all women who have
sex consensually lead to death in an alley, and then
space and then another quote. I'm sorry, man, but that
won't all fit on one cake. Uh. You can follow
me at Jack Undersquirrel Brian. You can follow us at
Daily's i Guys on Twitter, where at d daily Zy
Guys on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page on

(01:08:57):
the website Daily es i Guys dot com boy. We
post our eisodes in our foot We link off to
the information that we talked about on today's episode as
well as the song we write out on and can
also find those in the information about the episode that
you're listening to right now on whatever application you're listening
to it on. Miles, what song are we going to
write out on to day? I was just you know,
late you remind me of hip hop and I was

(01:09:19):
just thinking of I was just kind of going through
some songs that I really like, and there's one track
that I like off the Mad Villain album, which is
a collaboration between M F. Doom and Mad Live and
one of my favorite songs on that is this track Accordion.
So put that in your earbuds and keep an eye
out like I I Captain is one of my favorite
rhyme in that songs. Anyway, okay, mad Villain Accordions. Enjoy that,

(01:09:43):
Enjoy your weekend. We will be back on Monday for
another week of daily zeke guy. That's that's a good
catchphrase that yeah, alright, alright, that works. I'm slowly backing
on and we will talk to you guys then by

(01:10:20):
living off o old time the clock take faster. That
would be the hour they knocked the slick flaster Dick,
dastardly and Motley with sick laughter a gun fighting they
come to cut the mixed faster. I S E. Cole
nice to be old? Why g Steve twice too? Threefold?
He sold scrolls low and behold you know who's the illis?
Ever like the Greatest story told keep your glory, gold

(01:10:42):
and glitter for half half of his niggers to take
him out the picture. The other half is rich and
it don't mean ship to filling a mixture between both
Winter twister liquor chase it with more beer tasting like
truth for deer. When he had the MICUs like the
place is getting like oh yeah, it's like they know
what's about to happen. Just keep your eye out like
I I capping? Is he still a fly guy clapping?
If nobody adn't hear it? And can they testify from

(01:11:05):
in the spirit and living the true guards, giving y'all
nothing but the lick like two broads, got more lyrics
in the church, got oo lords, and he hold the
mic and your attention like two swords or either one
with two blades on it. Here you don't touch the
mic like his aids on it. Yeah, it's like the
end to the means fun type of message that sends
to the fens. That's why he bring his own needles

(01:11:27):
and get more cheese than the ridos. Cheetos are Frito's
slipped like Freddy in your first last step to playing
yourself like a cordion when he had the mic, You
don't go next, even pussy cats like why holes need
cold text exercise Index won't need both flex and won't

(01:11:48):
take the one with those skinny legs like Joe text

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