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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Zeit
Win Fandel. I'm Jack. That's Miles. That is courtesy of
Johnny Davis, who else says here? But he like a
nice white zinfandel. Isn't that one? Zeit Winfandel? Uh Man,
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I don't, I'm not. I'm not a some some smell
ya smell? Yeah, hey, this thing smelly? Alright, that's a
terrible joke for today with that's a Canadian somalia. Yeah,
I feel like a good in Canadian crocodile dundee whatever
whatever that is. I guess that would be like right here,
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moose guy, what we have enough things going on that
I have to figure about this new I p for
someone to steal, right all right, yeah, well we'll work
on that all flyn. Yeah yeah, offline, offline. Let's tell
the people what's trending right now. We got uh Caitlin Bennett,
who is Kent State gun girl. Yep, what is she doing?
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She pulled up to the University of Central Florida. She
graduated from college, right, yeah, she graduated and like this,
her whole career has just been going to colleges and
like trolling people with her. Yeah, with her, you know,
like just out there white supremacy, uh what and just
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pick any funked up take you can have, like whether
I mean, like you know, there's someone who's there's something
about the Holokaje's like I don't know, six million people died,
like you know that kind of ship. Yeah she where
did she go? Yeah? She went to Kent State. That
was the thing. That's why she became Kent State gun
girl because I think it was her graduation photo. She
was posing with her gun and everyone's like, oh cool,
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we found her new culture war warrior with her like
you know, religious mom here. That's way too long. So yeah,
she went to UCF and just you know, because she
does like her troll ship on the internet and gets
on her mic and wants to do talk abound. I
think the topic djure was probably mask wearing. But she
picked the wrong campus, it seems, because no one was
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fucking having it when she was there. Like I don't
know if she thought that because it's Florida and like
older people are like, there's it's a mixed bag there.
This campus was definitely not. There was no overlap with
I mean, there might have been, but the people who
came out to confront her, definite surely outnumbered the people
that were there to even support or defend her, to
the point where she was like chased off the campus,
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had to hide in a bagel shop. The police had
to come like walk her out, um all because she
wants to antagonize people during a very tense period in
American history. So yeah, as they say, funk around and
find out her bodyguard, who's clearly carrying a torch for her,
was throwing throwing hands, just punching like people who look
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like children. Yeah, total chat, but just punching children who
were someone definitely caught a straight right to the face
based on one of the clips I saw. But yeah,
this is uh yeah, I don't know. I wonder what
that does for someone like her, Like if she when
she has to like literally scram into the like an
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electrical room or like storage room at a Einstein Bagels
while like waiting for the police, she's like, exactly, man,
I'm getting through them exactly, Like they need this to understand.
She's like, well, I think she thinks she's like showing
that liberals are you know, extremists, and this just shows
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how over the top liberals are like I she would
definitely say, see exactly, this is exactly my point. And
like there's a picture of her like gesturing towards the
crowd with her with her chat of a bodyguard standing
next to her. Um, but the down, like deep down,
it's gotta kind of shake her feeling of safety at
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least that she can just come out and be a
Nazi in public and um, yeah, well just get away
with it, just feel okay. I mean the way the
way that people react to her, you know, saying things
that represent a point of view that uh is basically
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fully white supremacist, fully uh, doubting their right to exist
as human beings. The fact that they react negatively to that,
I see why she has had success because there's it's
like she just by existing is like a affront, is
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like an act of aggression towards towards the people who
she encounters. And so therefore, you know, Ben Shapiro and
people like that can be like, look at how they
react to this fine young Christian woman, but she's a
she's a white supremacist. It's like walking around with a
Nazi arm band on. Yeah, that doesn't cause any problems
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that I've got I can tell yeah, except for that
one though, He's like, oh, take it off, and it's
like too late, dude, too late, too late. Um, all right,
let's talk about Chad Wolf another Chad. They're literal Chad Bro. Yeah,
bro a literal Chad Wolf. Man. Um. Yeah, whistleblower got
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another whistle blower. Um. I feel like whistleblower though, now
communicate something like, uh, we don't need to give a
shit about this because we already had the the damningest
of whistleblowers and it just like went away. I mean,
Trump fucking not. He blew the whistle on himself, brand
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damn near throated the whistle because he was just out
here get you know, cornering himself with his own words.
But yeah, this again, this is what's so fucked up
about where we're at right now. That we are we're
going through actual like mine fields of news and the
status quo has been completely upended completely, and now like
we're sort of casual about a story about where they're like, oh, yeah,
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like the President is getting like Department of Homeland Security
to basically like obscurity intelligence reports, so people don't know
what's actually going on. Yeah, they're they're downplaying threats that
are so this was a kind of a new wrinkle here.
They're downplaying complaints and threats about Russia interference in the election,
which we've like they've just been openly doing that. But
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one thing that was at least new as as far
as like something that they're caught intentionally doing, is they're
downplaying white supremacist terror activity. So like the mainstream media
is covering that aspect as though it's on par with
the them covering up Russia interference. But like, Russia isn't
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actively conducting mass murder in the United States like white
supremcess are. They're not infiltrating our armed forces and our
police force. So that's I feel like the white supremacess
things should maybe be a bigger deal that. But any
president of actively inclusion with the biggest terror threat to
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the safety of Americans. Yeah, well, I mean again, this
is when you've got your lizard brain on sickle mode. Uh,
you're just gonna be like, fuck it. If I got
a bang with them to stay out of jail, That's
what I'm gonna do. Yeah, it's like holding the wolf
by the years. As the Great Andrew Jackson said. Is
that something that he actually said. I believe that was
one of his metaphors about slavery. Oh nice, pretty cool,
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Andrew Jackson, pretty cool. Um, Vince Vaughn was trending earlier
because there's a sorry Thomas Jefferson, much powerfulish of me,
one of the one of the great men, one of
our one of our greats. By the way, the sky
is turning yellow outside. Uh, I don't know if that's
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the same deal where you are more of a stucco yeah, brown,
but I'm seeing, uh, the world outside of my house
turn a color that I don't think I've seen it turn. Um.
It's for those of you who have the you know, uh,
don't have the pleasure of living in a modern health escape.
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It's it becomes it's it's funny how like intense it is.
But because it's part of our it's like pumpkin spice
latte season. For for people in California, it's like, yeah,
it's fire season. I don't know, and it gets fucked up,
but we're sort of like, yeah, man, this one's hitting
a little bit differently now, even like even though the
last ones have been hitting fucking way different every subsequent
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season gets more intense, but with climate change nothing. Yeah,
I'm not gonna get I'm not gonna too caught up
in that. But yeah, uh this this the colors are
changing and the air is smokier than a Willie Nelson
concert at the White Use. Yeah, we're on that tomorrow.
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Vince Vaughan is trending because he's starting in a new
Blumhouse horror movie that looks fun. Uh it is. Basically,
he's the killer in a slasher movie. Um and when
he kills his first victim, he and his victim change places,
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like a body switchero. So the little the young like
high school girl becomes is now the killer, and Vince
Vaughan is now the high school like has the spirit
of the high school girl inside his body. And so
it's like a horror movie mixed with it's kind of
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a great comedy. Yeah it's a comedy. It's a comedy. Yeah, yeah, okay,
it's a horror comedy. Gotta gotta gotta got it. I
was like, um, okay, I feel like I would just
be laughing at that idea. Yeah it is. It's very silly.
I have to assume. I mean, the trailer plays it
for laughs. Uh, but it was. It was wild. So
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I was like, damn, who came up with this premise?
And like got this made? Uh it's Christopher Landon, who
is the writer director of Happy Death Day, I think,
and Happy Death Day to you? Uh the sequel um
And this dude is Michael Landon's son. Are you serious? Yeah?
It's like Hollywood is just like it's might as well
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be the Mafia. It isn't Bonan's a Little House on
the Prairie fucking Michael Landon Highway to Heaven. Do you
remember that show? I mean, I know I know of it,
but I've I never saw it. I think the only
thing I saw were clips of Little House on the Prairie.
Wasn't Todd Bridges in it? Like, wasn't it one of
his first roles? Like like a little Some'm like yeah,
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it's like some racism thing where he's like trying to
explain what it's like to be like a young black
child to Michael Landon or some ship. I don't know,
I'm mixing it all up. It all sounds like really
great TV mm hmm. Anyway is if you want to
make it in Hollywood, Uh, check your last name and
then mass that up with IMDb and if that ain't
your parents or grandparents, get the funk out of town
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or pretend you know that the type of people who
succeed con artists and then you know people succeeding off
of nepotism. Yeah, but anyways, this Vince Fond movie, I think,
I think we'll be fun. I'm looking forward to it.
Anything that will help me forget his conservative politics, I'm
all in for Yeah, I what, I had forgotten that
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until you just said that. Figured never mind, I mean
whatever that, what are you gonna fucking do? It's not
like you're sucking voting for Trump and this point, I mean,
are you uh you know I have on defense totally. Yeah. Still,
I'm definitely on decided, like I'm leaning Biden, you know,
but like have you met people who are acting like
the election hinges on their decision like you know, I'm
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just I'm I'm deciding. I'm still I'm still thinking about it,
and I'm like, I don't know anyone personally, but I've
heard this about people complain about their parents and I'm like, damn, like, hey,
I'm just gonna let you know your parents are voting
from Trump yeah, if they're saying that at this point,
they to pretend that they're tortured over it. It's literally
nothing that could be done at this point to stop
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someone from it. Like what would Trump have to do?
He would have to defund the police, embrace racial equality,
income equality, that's all it is, because you know, like
I see how these takes from like European people on Twitter,
They're like, I just don't understand what is it at
this point? What more information could you possibly need to
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understand this man and his vile and putrid And it's
just sort of like, well, here's the deal. Some people
they're just in it for the you know, de facto
white supremacy, and as long as that that's the that's
the top of their hierarchy of needs. But they can't
articulate that, so all they know is like, well, as
long as that's not funked with like things like sexual
assault or gross Man's like negligent manslaughter isn't a problem.
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It's like the same way, if you, like I love
an artist or musician, you don't give a funk what
like team they support, even if it is like the
enemy of your team, or like if they hate some
fucking food. He's like, you don't give a funk. I
like the music. All the other ship is irrelevant because
the thing I love is this one thing, and for
that it's de facto whitesprems. Yeah. I think the sexual
assault in the misogyny probably ties into some of some
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of the stuff that they. Oh. Absolutely, it's not that
it doesn't affect what they but I guess out of
it if he started embracing policies that were well, I
guess yeah, if you really are giving like like I
mean pro choice and things like that, that would probably
that would that would suck him up a bit. Yeah, yeah,
a lot. But I don't know what would be worse,
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pro choice or defunding the police. Probably defunding the police,
because I feel like there's conservatives who aren't who still
might not be as up on the thing. And then
like being like, well, we just can't have thugs running wild.
I mean, who's gonna stop the Who's gonna stop those
ravenous uh college students when you go hiding a bagel
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store when you're running away from them. Yeah, if your
boyfriend you met on fourtune, your boyfriend from four chune
and the police, the police eventually showed up, and you know,
we're protecting that door. Uh. And then finally, Jane Fonda
is trending. Uh. Yeah, I think a lot of people
are just like realizing how uh like her politics were
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basically our modern politics. But she was outspoken in like
the sixties and seventies. Um. And she also reasly. I
think she's publishing a book that there was a review
yesterday that pulled a quote where she talked about activism
having saved her from depression, um, which I don't know.
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I think there's something important to that idea, like absolutely,
especially now when we live in like a bleak, depressing world. Uh.
And you know, she lived in a pretty bleak and
depressing world with you know, white supremacy even more out
in the open and accepted back then. And also the
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Vietnam almopublic violence Vietnam War, and she she protested to uh,
you know, for the rights of the innocent people of
Vietnam and was labeled hannaway Jane, Yeah, I don't know,
fucking innocent people. What the funk are you talking about?
But it's kind of getting out there and you know,
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not avoiding discomfort, not just well yeah, I think, you know,
to your point about activism being helpful, like activism or whatever,
but not it's obviously a dark place right now where
you can feel completely overwhelmed and just think like, well
everything it's a rap, that's a wrap, and I'm just
gonna have to be front row at the hate show,
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uh and just watch it all go down. But yeah,
like you know, at that point most people fork off
to like you can either destroy things if you feel powerless,
or you can try and re garner or to sort
of reaffirm your ability to affect change or do something positive.
So even if it's a little thing, go donate something.
Just you can do little things. It can really help
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a lot. So yeah, yeah, shout out to Jane Fonda,
shout out to workout tapes, and then fuck the other
three Caitlin Bennett, Chad Wolf, and Vince Vaughn. Yeah, but
shout out to Jane Fonda's workout tapes and also fu
Vince Vaughn's workout tapes. Yeah they don't fucking work. I say,
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haven't got my money back? Yeah, my body just looks
like Vince Van's body now, And yeah, it's actually what
I was going for. But yeah, I mean, I should
have known with the penny title of his workout tapes
Shredding Thrashers, just about getting shredded up through this like
his new workout technique didn't work. That's good man. Wedding
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Crashers wrath, love it, loving it. How about this one, though,
that's a very that's a that's a deep cut for
any wedding Crashers fans out there. I don't even know
that one. That's a that's when Christopher Walking is like
speaking his like juvenile child language with Isla Fisher when
like they go to the house. Anyway, it's a deep cut.
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That's for people who watched too much Wedding Crashers and
ruin their brains in two thousands five? Do you ever
read a there's a profile of them. I think it
was done by the New Yorker and it was when
they were doing that the startup movie will or Oh yeah.
They're like, yeah, yeah, I forget what is that called.
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That's not the startup is it? Um? But anyways, it's
just so funny the internship. It's so funny how they're
being asked about like the tech industry and and they've
they are suffering from an extreme case of famous since
before the UH and they're just like, Oh, I don't
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really do computers. I have an assistant for that, um
type stuff. It's great. Anyways, that's gonna do it for today.
That's gonna do it for me for the week. Um. Well, now,
I'll be back tomorrow for the full episode, but I
will not get tomorrow's trend. Oh yep, save Earth going
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to Mars doing a little scouting. That's right. Um. But yeah,
we'll be back tomorrow with the whole episod. So to
the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be
kind to yourselves, wash your hands, wear a mask, stay inside,
don't do nothing about what supremacy, And we will be
back tomorrow. We'll talk to you all that by