September 19, 2025 • 60 mins
In episode 1934, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and producer of the monthly Facial Recognition Comedy show, Pallavi Gunalan, to discuss… Meta’s New AI Glasses Not Only LOOK Like Sh*t... They Also Functionally Suck Sh*t, Kash Patel Helping Keep The Epstein Story Alive and more!
- Meta’s New AI Glasses Not Only LOOK Like Sh*t... They Also Functionally Suck Sh*t
- Kash Patel Helping Keep The Epstein Story Alive
- SWALWELL: If you don't know how many times Trump's name appears in the Epstein files, it could be at least 1,000 times
- Crockett: You are the least qualified FBI Director in history.
- Charlie Kirk, Redeemed: A Political Class Finds Its Lost Cause
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Actually, you know what actually happened is the squirrel came
in between me and the crows, because then the squirrel
discovered where my cash where the cash was that I
was leaving for the crows, And anytime I would put
it out, the squirrel would just come down. And I
have a squirrel poll of you that is so fat.
Like it's annoying because I was trying to leave it
(00:26):
for my friends of the crows, but also because I'm
worried about the squirrel because of how overweight the squirrel. Sure, dude,
he's like not going to be able to get up
a fucking tree.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You gotta you gotta have like a squirrel treadmill.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, oh yeah, maybe you just put the put the
food somewhere so that he has a workout on his
way to it on the ground. Then you have to
give them he needs to run three miles on a
treadmill to get there.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I love America where even the squirrels are fat, you know.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I know, and he's so comfortable. There's like some think
so so unnerving about a squirrel that like walks towards
you like that that that is like a twenty three
pound squirrel, just like yeah, that just like seems like.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Jack kangaroos, but it's like a squirrel.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, just walking on two legs.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Oh yeah, hey, hey kid, this is your dad.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Is your father right here? I don't talk to my
Shut the fuck up, bro?
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Does your dad?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Jack comes in crying. He's like, the squirrel sunned me yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
You shut up, bro, header gut, header gut, homie hedder gut.
You know those words trigger me. You won't get punched
in the head or the gut. Fam I got header
gutted when I was a kid, Polly, that's crazy, And
I got out of it by crying. So the people
they had empathy. They were like, well if you cry, Oh,
Victor wasn't here because Victor was in the Philippines when
(01:47):
this happened. Right, So, Uh, my cousins and I were
throwing little pebbles at houses on the Jersey shore for
no reason. I can remember Jesus, and uh you heard it?
Did these uh big kids probably a couple of years
older than you said, these big kids, these big kids
(02:08):
came out and started chasing us, cornered me and my
cousins immediately were like he he did it, And I
was like yeah, okay, that's how I was the youngest.
And and then they said all right man, header gut
and I burst into tears. And then the big kids
(02:31):
little sister was like, oh, don't hit him, he's cute.
Oh wow, And that's how I got out of that
ass was I did? That's right?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
That is so funny.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It was very pathetic.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
This is like a meet cute for like a coming
of age story.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Do we have a cold open? Yeah yeah, I can
cobble something together.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Cobble ted cobble Yeah yeah, talking about Afghanistan, cobble cobble,
cobblin cobblestone. There you go, ted cobble, peach cobble or
there you go cobble head night at Dodger Stadium.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I like how supported we are?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Really Yeah? I think you really got one with that one.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Jack Yeah yeah, Oh sorry, oh sorry you were talking? Gosh,
Sorry sorry sorry you think I'm cute?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah yeah, Header gut Man, Header gut Yeah. Whatever you say.
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four oh six,
Episode five of Dear Daily Guys. That's the production by
Heart Radio. As a podcast. We take a deep to
have into American share consciousness and how is it in here.
(03:52):
It's humid. It is humid in America's share consciousness. It
rained like clothes are sticking to me inside. It rained
by a shared consciously. It did it did rain a
little bit, catch a bit of that rain.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
It's hot, hmid anything else going on?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Not not that I'm aware of mine? All right, great,
we'll keep it moving. Friday, September night, Friday, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yeah, but guess what that means. It's guess what that means.
It means national love your lunch day.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
And I don't know. It looks like ethnic food, like
an ethnic kid lunch. I wonder if this is about oh,
it's about lunch shaming there you yeah, hell yeah. As
somebody who always been like, why are you smoke like that?
I'm like, cause it has MSG and it bitch does
wrong about it because it tastes fucking good. Yeah, dude,
I all it. Man.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I remember like it was around sixth grade when the
shame of me not having a sandwich for lunch kind
of like hit critical mass and.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Little containers with like you fuck, they call me fucking
bento Franklin. Okay because I had okay, uh dento Franklin
break low friend Lento. Yeah, and then I was like,
I'll have a turkey sandwhich with mustard.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, you still eat it out of a Bento box.
You just like cut it.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Off all the different Yeah, my mom still made it
into the shape of like fucking ultraman doll. You beat
up some kid for his ordinary lunch and then give
him your delicious one. Hey, look what fucking Richie has
for lunch. Do some weird Asian shiit dog.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Your mom's like rolling up the turkey on the outside
of the bread.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
She's like, it's a yeah, I went turkey sandwich sashimi. Mom.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
It's also National Butterscotch Pudding. I love butter Scot's pudding
because I'm an old man. Also talk like a Pirate
Day and National pow My Recognition Day.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Hey, shout out to all of those things. My name
is Jack O'Brien ak Epstein files. They are buried under
piles and piles of bodies from the left dist wing
so Trump can have him Alpha fascist fling is to
cover up Epstein Files, Occupation and Jena side Red and circus.
(06:09):
Just close your eyes. Got Corporo media on their side
to cover lies. Oh now, shout out to Cam Cam
on the discord Discordian I'm thrilled to be joined as
always bym a co host mister Miles Grass.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Miles Drake k I'm blue. Took some fent and I died,
or so says the orange guy took some fent and
I died. Mary hair fell out and I cried.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Shout out to Tupac Parkour Park two part two parts.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
That's the lightest combination of things.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
You can h Yeah, Tupac. Something doesn't line up with
this name, but anyways, shout out to you for that one. Yeah,
just going off of those new fentanyl ads that Trump
created from his mind where it's like tell him it'll
make you blue and your teeth fell out and your
hair flows out and your ugly blue by wait can I.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I went on a cruise and the entertainment was interesting
and there was someone who did There was like a
show that was like about I thought it was gonna
be like a cool like Circsile Colors thing. It was
just a story about a painter and it was a
musical and they sang that song as like a love ballad.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Blue Yeah, because they were like in the part where
they were like sad.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Through blue period.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, so like we were watching them walk here from
the audience. No, it was like the The Love Interest
or whatever, and we were watching her walking from the
audience and she was like.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I'm blue. It was so funny.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
I was hoping she would dolled art the intro, this
oken word intro, like, yo, listened up, Here's a story
about a little god that lives in the blue world.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I can't remember if she did that because it was
so shocking. I was like, I don't even I couldn't
even process it. I was like, this is incredible, but
I do have a question.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Did they bring in yellow? They they did? They did?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I think they brought in some yengo.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
He had a little spit bubble in his throat and
it was.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I think they did like they did say it.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I don't know if he had a spit bubble in
his throat, but he was definitely like a musical theater
kid because he like energy because every time he had
like a note, he would like plant his feet one
right after another, turn his torso yeah, like like every.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Moment a moment. Yeah, yeah, I love that. What cruise
was that carnival? Oh ship? Okay, yeah, well that sounds great.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
It's incredible.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Speaking of great and incredible changed, We're thrilled to be
joined in our third seat by a hilarious stand up comedian, writer, actor, improviser.
You can catch her at the monthly Facial Recognition comedy show,
which he also produces tonight. Check the footnotes notes. It's
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Speaker 2 (09:20):
I was in Utah last week. I have nothing to report.
Everything was calm and cozy. What's been going on with
you guys?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, all right, Uh, thrilled to have you here. We'll
get to know you in a moment. First, some of
the things we're talking about, we're gonna take a little
bit of a break from the madness to talk about.
We talked about the madness on yesterday's episode. If people
want to check that out, yesterday's trending.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Madness abounds, y'all. Don't worry, there's plenty of madness that bounds.
We can we can we can start, we can edge
with the madness.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Okay, Oh yeah, oh imedging, I'm just sitting in my
chair with a weird look on my face. Oh boy,
We're gonna talk abou met as new AI glasses which
not only do they look like shit, they functionally and
I think this is the technical term suck shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
they suck shit. Also, they did a big like keynote reveal,
(10:14):
Mark Zuckerberg up on stage and Curious Delicious shaden Freud
that my favorite German dish. We are going to talk
about cash Betel helping keep the Epstein story alive with
some of the worst just I don't know what most
like trying to avoid. Yeah, evasive, Yeah, just some of
(10:37):
the worst evasive maneuvers since Goose got killed. You know
what I'm saying, Well, that's a top gun reference regressing
wow spoilers before age to any of that, pobaby. We
do like to ask our guests, what is something from
your search history about who you are?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I did search this last night.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It was just Google doll problematic question mark because I
was listening, like a video of him singing Iris in
the Rain came up, and then I started listening to
the Google dolls and I'm like, they're middle aged white dudes.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Now let's see what's happened.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
And then I looked it up and it was like
the only problematic thing I could see was that in
nineteen ninety six, they had the Boy named Goo album
cover that looked like the kid was covered in wood.
But it was like yeah, and they pulled and Walmart
pulled it, but it was Berry's and his comments on it.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I was there.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
I remember there.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I remember it legitimately because people were like, which Google
dolls covered you?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
They're not showing they win at Walmart anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
This is shit. Twelve year old's talk about incredible.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
His response was like, it's called a boy named Goo?
What else do you want from me? Like that sort
of thing.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Clearly covered Goo obviously were jacking off on dolls. Oh
my god. Yeah, I mean, like the one thing is
just you know, I think the famous weird song is
slide where you're like, oh you're weird. Abortion song.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Oh oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I don't even look up those lyrics.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Look up the Lawyer to the baby back balloon, gum maker,
Oh you love the life? You killed? The priest is
on the phone, your father hit the wall, your mod
has owned you. Don't suppose I'll ever know what it
means to be a man. It's something I can't change.
I'll live around it. Damn. What the Carnival cruise dude,
did someone did someone do that on the Carnival cruise?
Just do it like that?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I didn't even know I like that song at faith value. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, it's like when you really are like, wait, what
do we say?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I mean this is like this popular posture to take
among like twenty something white guys, was like, here's my
track about abortion. This this abortion is actually kind of
hard on me. Dog when you think about it. This
is like fucked up for me.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Really yeah, yeah, that's so funny. Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I had no idea, but I'm glad that that did
not come up on the problematic search because apparently it's fine.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah, black Balloon is about drug so I don't know
if you even thought about that.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
To be honest, I've never read deeply into the Google dolls.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I've just all right, So like Baby's black Bloom, black balloon,
what they store heroin in make her fly metaphorically she
gets high?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Okay, So now you're going to start talking about like
feel good ink or something like come on, man, get
everything's about drugs, dude.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
What is something you think is underrated? Okay?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
This is something that when I used to live in
the Bay and I had rich ass friends who were
in and.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
They shout up to the friends.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
To me anymore.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Soon start making phone calls again once they get the metaglasses.
Yeah that's the temple, and.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
They call CVS no CBS your extra care savings. They
like would outsource like all of their chores, And I'm like,
I feel like chores are underrated, like cleaning, like get it,
like laundry dishes, cleaning, like you don't want to be
(14:28):
overwhelmed by it. But if you haven't like changed your
child's diaper ever, then like I feel like you're not
living in the same plane of existence as me.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Change daddy Daddy Bear doesn't get his paws dirty with.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Can I don't know what your audience is, but the
bears are tuning in. Okay, they're excited.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
That is so funny. Yeah, I mean like when whenever
I hear people like earnestly be like, oh I don't
change diapers, I'm like, you're a fucked up.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Person kind of like soci We talked about this with
like jd Vance right, didn't we didn't We have something
about like not interacting with his kid in like yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah, yeah, I forget if it's one of the many
famous Vance quotes where he's like I think he's like
he's like my wife like likes to like coddle them.
I just kind of yell at him, and you're like, oh,
the mama dada bear. You know, I am mean to
them and don't really look at them. I don't want
to deal with that ship. And then my wife cleans
(15:35):
up my.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Eyes, like I learned it from Succession. That's how I learned.
That's the parenting book I read. Yep, yeah, it's like
that's a show man.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
That's a show.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
It's a it's a it's a parenting tone.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Actually, yeah, yeah, And just generally I do think boredom downtime,
Like I listen to podcasts a lot for a fucking
living sometimes and but just like carving out time to
do boring tasks like clean up without anything, without like
(16:10):
anything going on, you know.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
It's the mind mindfulness as as true as a chore wheel.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
What's your favorite what's your favorite schore?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I really like doing laundry, Like I like I like
the like the folding and putting a way of laundry
because it feels like a fresh start. I also get
to look at things that I have and be grateful for.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Them, and like you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I'm like, oh, like.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
This is a cute. Yeah, and I also like don't
like I don't like things too much.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
We have to wash my hands a lot because my
hands get like dry really quickly. Yeah, so like dishes
I don't like, or like like cleaning the toilet and
like washing my hands, you know, like I just don't
like weird like washing.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Your hands after using the toilet.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Listen, I think that you don't need to use shampoo
and you don't need to watch Okay you.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
You motorant can be made out of bark.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Okay, well, when the Democrats take over, you'd be a
great pick for Secretary of Defense.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah, this whole thing, excuse me, germ theory. He his
hands after he pooped because it like made him stronger somehow.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
I was just reading back to like the chore than
a signal chat with shit hands.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, He's like, hey, get my cell phone, man, bring
my phone over here. You're like there's He's like, how
come the charging ports all clogged up with stuff? He's like,
I don't know, That's why I got the magnetic charger
because that hole is all like crust, you know.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
The I was reading a thing that like it was
a poll of parents talking about allowances and like how
kids like like the financial awareness of children, and of
like these two thousand parents that they had pulled. They
were saying, they're like average allowance is around one hundred
and twenty bucks a month. And I was like, damn
(17:59):
fly sh. I'm like, how come wages actually haven't gone up.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
With allowance?
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Everything's gone up five bucks a week And if I was.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Lucky, we didn't because my parents were like, this is
your home. But also like they didn't ask us to
do too many things like they did obviously like the
majority of stuff, but they'd ask us to help like
a little bit here and there. They wanted us to
be kids basically and so, but they were also like,
we're not going.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
To pay you like you live here, Like.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
It was yeah, like I was. The thing was like
they would pay me to pick up dog poop, and
like they had like a per bag thing.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
I was breaking down pieces of ship and bagging it
up and.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Allowance poop trap house like just cutting out.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
But naked butt naked bagging it up the balloon meant
something totally different for you.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Trying to put a poop into a balloon's.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Fun I wouldn't you just need a thing that opens
it up.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I do it all the time.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
You do it now to your wife.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
You get a PVC pipe thing that's big enough. Just
wrap the end of it right there, then perfect funnel.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
You're gonna get accused of fraud and your parents are
going to require back pay on this.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
I'm sorry they've already demanded it.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I have to paul of you. What's something you think
is overrated?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Okay, this is.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Something I'm starting to recently. I think I've done it
throughout different points in my life. I think like shopping online,
shopping at stores overrated. Shop at your friend who hoards
stuff's place because they have a wonderful, unique.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Selection of items. Curated goods.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, curated goods that they find value in maybe you
will too. And then also, I feel like they're more
likely to relinquish it to someone that they know and love,
so you're helping them and it's free. It's like the
Facebook marketplace of like, you know, issues something.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
It feels like it works perfectly, like psychologically with the
mentality of a hoarder who's like, I have to keep
that because I never know when someone might need it
or I might immediately and you, as a third party
come in and go, hey, you know I could get
a lot of use out of that. Please take it, please?
Speaker 7 (20:27):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, yeah, because the throwing away, I feel like is
the thing right.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
They want to.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
It's like extreme sustainability.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
So what happened? So what did you get in your
latest hoarder.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Shopping I got a really cool Jeane jacket.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
New Okay with tags WTS no tags, but it was new,
it was like never used. And then I got like,
I'm getting like a comforter because I like don't have
a comforter.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
I don't want to like great ship. I thought you're
gonna be like an old Game Day program.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
From now.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
You have hoarders do have nice ship.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Sometimes you know, like it's it's you gotta you gotta
be friends with the most people. They're like, I want
to be friends with with a guy with a boat.
Fuck that, Yeah, I don't want a boat that's full
of shit.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
You want to be friends with someone who has three
thousand unopened coke cans from the nineteen nineties.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Yeah, if I need a wire, I can just go.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
I don't need to. What is radio shack is on
a business type?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Any any sort of wire I call my friends.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Sounds more organized than the hoarders that I'm familiar with.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, you need to you need to have like it's
a very specific times, like.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
You cultivate related you horde relationships with hoarders.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I feel like the ultimate really minimalizing what I take
them down vampire?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, take them down by hoarding them yourself. Yeah. People,
you know, they are all these like hoarterer reality shows.
I'm doing the I'm doing the hard work away from camera, okay,
after the production team leaves pulls up.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Yeah, I'm the person.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I'm like the boom mic operator and I'm like, hey,
if you don't want.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Hey you need that.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
While you're operating boom, You're like, hey.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
You need that.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
What's going on and what's up with that thing over there?
Hey that is actually really fucked up. Come talk to
me after this because.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
And you're like, you're actually just hoarding other people.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
You're outsourcing your place to be a secondary unit for Yeah, just.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
A wall of old newspapers sacked precariously, I might need
to read. I have a good friend who's in the
process of moving and he's like a reverse hoarder where
he's now I'm having to be like, don't throw that out. Okay.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
I was going to say, like minimalism.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, he's thrown away like a work of art from
his grandfather who's like a famous artist. Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Is he mentally okay though? Because worries I'm actually.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I was like, that's this is good. You you'll want this.
He's like, will I I haven't used it in like
a couple in the years.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
That smacks of somebody who has a lot of resources.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Exactly what's going to say?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Really? Yeah, you know that's really bad because like the
people I know who are like that are truly everything
whatever we want, that's what And like this is a
sentimental value.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Yeah, so crazy. No, I would check on him. I
would he believes in not sing Lebowski. Yeah, does he
have any nice stuff?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Because roll by some grandfather art?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Like, Hey, what's up with their shoes? What size you?
My man?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
I'm a twelve you I'll take Wait, I'm wearing these.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
You don't need them, do what's that it's sentimental? I
don't have any sentiments. Give it to me.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
What's weird?
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Pot?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I'm dumping all this dust out of this pot? What
is this? That was my ground phone? Oh whatever? All right,
let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
And we're back.
Speaker 7 (24:30):
We're back, and there's a new fashion that I feel
like this is going to come in super handy for
like a you know, authoritarian regime where they please like
see everything that's happening in front of people's faces at
all times, and like record everything.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
This is coming around the perfect time. Yeah, just with
facial recognition software.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
I was reading this article where hackers are using AI
to unmask ICE agents, and they were saying, like, if
you have around thirty five ish percent percent of your
face visible, they're able to figure it out.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Number to keep in mind if you're trying to feels.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Like it was developed by misogynists on TikTok first, you
know what I mean, Like something where they're like, let's
see what's under those do you remember?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Oh yeah, yeah, implied nudity kind of thing. I can
tell what it's like under there.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Yeah, really.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Experience.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
We need to release our creeps on ice agents.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
I can see what's under your Yeah, you got to
really take upper lip.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
It's like, no, it's a mustache. Idiot, right right right,
that's not perfect. But anyway, Yeah, a eye glasses, they're here,
eyeglasses coming from Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
You've got to stop doing like Google and you keep
trying to do this and it's not These.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Ones are the ones the partnered with ray Ban, which
I do. I have seen this more places than any
of the past glasses, I think, yeah, and that means
I've seen them being worn by one person.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Do you think four eyes is now going to be
like an anti fascist battle cry each ship four Eyes?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I don't know. Maybe. So these are AI sunglasses. Uh,
and they're they just released part two, the redesign, and
as we I think we discussed when like we got
a first look last week, they look like shit.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Yeah, this is when Zuckerberg was like, anyone who doesn't
have these will be at a cognitive disadvantage in the future.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I think was the fucking line he said. It's like, yeah,
a cognitive.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
They looked so much worse than I thought. You're cognitive
disadvantage if you use Facebook regularly.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Okay, So like.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Being like, you know how people had like the fake
glasses and that was like a style.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Oh yeah, like the peak hipster era.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yeah, it's like that.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
But wait, these you look like specs from or I'm sorry,
yeah no, was it his name in the Sandlot?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I was thinking, yeah, what's his name? The most on,
like the most squit Yeah, very squints, very revenge. Somebody
said you look like a moth last week, which I
thought was pretty Oh yeah, I think Ben Collins said
he looked like a moth.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Wait, that's actually cute.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Don't use that.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
But again, like the first iteration was successful, like in
that they were affordable enough for people to like want
to try him out in the show.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
It was just like extra thick wayfares with a little
camera in between your eyes is basically what they looked like.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
But now this version, and also they don't immediately they
didn't immediately scream please rob me, I'm not built for
any kind of smoke, but these ones, these ones, baby,
it says, please rob me, I'm not built for any
kind of smoke. Go ahead, yeah, but you have to
give me a wedgie. I gave myself one this morning,
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so we're cool here, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
People are saying, like, there's like this neural band that
you wear alongside it that is kind of like an
interesting bit of tech. So like it's augmented reality. So
there's like a screen built into like the right lens
so you can like do gestures with your hand that
like reads your electrical impulses or some shit, and that's
how you control some of the shit in it. But again,
that's fine when you describe it like that.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
We got to see this shit work in action, and
I think a lot of people pointed out, like home
Mark Zuckerberg's Zuckerberg's whole like ethos is like just fucking.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Fail as fast and just move fast and break shit
or whatever that fucking mantra is.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
And it felt like this ethos was on full display
at this launch event. I just want to we'll just
we'll just share a couple of clips over.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
At aftermath dot site.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
They put together some highlights Yeah, of the really just
just the disaster of Mark Zuckerberg trying to fucking show
the power of these glasses.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
I will just say, like, as as a preamble, when
the iPhone, like one of the most famous version of
one of these where somebody is revealing some new tech.
Is when Steve Job's first show off the iPhone and
he that like the iPhone didn't even work yet. It
was like stagecraft and like they faked an iPhone that
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could work because they knew the limits of the technology.
So I just I think that's an important piece of
content here. Steve Job good at this, and he made
it seem like it was gonna be cool even though
they didn't have a working model yet, And.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
It was funny that we're both rooting for you should
have lied and fucking gas lit everybody about how it works.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Like that is all of a sudden, Elizabeth Holmes is
hosting this podcast.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
I'm like, what that is your job, CEO?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yeah, sell sell the product. Here is Mark Zuckerberg being like,
obviously this shit is so rigidly scripted, and he's trying
to be like, let's maybe like make a rec where
he tries to act like he's coming up with the
idea real Uh yeah, so I don't know, let's uh
talk to you, don't.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
He's talking about the live AI, so like in real
time you're integrating AI with the lenses to help you
do a task like maybe cook something.
Speaker 8 (30:14):
One of the major technology challenges that we're still working through.
But today you can use live AI for about an
hour or two straight. So to get a feeling for
what this is like, let's cut to chef jack Mancuso,
who's coming to us live from a kitchen on Meta's
campus preparing for the after party. How's it going, chef?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
All right? For the after party?
Speaker 5 (30:33):
What do you think?
Speaker 8 (30:34):
Maybe let's make I don't know what we make, Maybe
like a steak sauce, maybe inspire type thing, you know,
just to show what.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Based on that are preset in front of you select
made before. So I could definitely use the help. Hey,
metas start live AI. Okay, so he has a chef involved,
Start AI sick. This guy seems very nervous.
Speaker 9 (30:55):
We have here with soy sauce and other ingredients. How
can I help?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Hey? Can you help me make a Korean inspired steak
sauce for my steak sandwich?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Here?
Speaker 9 (31:04):
You can make a Korean inspired steak sauce using soy sauce, SESAMELI.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
What do I do first?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Okay, okay, interrupting a woman, rude?
Speaker 4 (31:14):
What do I do first?
Speaker 9 (31:16):
You already combined the base ingredients?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
So now great?
Speaker 9 (31:19):
A pair to add to the sauce.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Uh huh, what's first?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
He's panicking, This is so funny.
Speaker 9 (31:27):
Find the base ingredients. So now great the pair and
gently combine it with the bass sauce.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
All right, I think the Wi fi might be messed up.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Sorry, back to it might be this.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
This has the energy like plug and unplug it.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
This is the.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Energy of like a school project being done by like
the football team or something. I think the I think
the Wi fi is messed up. Back to you, dog
it says.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
This is ray J saying his glasses are indestructible.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah, yeah, go ahead, speedy break them. Really, I don't care.
What does feel like? He was an asshole to the AI.
He was like all right, like interrupted her, and then
she went silent at first, and then came back and
was like, well, it looks like you've already done that part.
But it's also.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Because it's so rigidly scripted.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
He knew he had to do a sequence like what
do I do first, and then when the ship went rogue,
he didn't know, Like again, it's clearly was beginning the recipe.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
He could have just been like, okay, can you repeat that?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
And then.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Of AI is it's teaching people how not to be
human and how not to be creative.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Yes, solved, So he kind of.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Really did demo it accurately.
Speaker 10 (32:40):
I'm going to start I'm gonna die here.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
I mean, I don't know if his It sounds like
he's just a chef they brought along for the ride,
but certain heads will roll. I have to imagine, Oh yeah,
they fucked that up big time. I also like, this
is a pre selected query that they're giving them just
every fucking time with AI, because like, I just want
to put this in the proud tradition of Google advertising
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their AI by being like this illiterate cal farmer uses
uses our AI to like research factors for his cheese labels.
And they put in the ad that went up on
the fucking Super Bowl. I think they edited it last
second so it didn't go live on the super Bowl,
but it was the one that like was their super
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Bowl at like put a fact in it that was
so obviously wrong. It was like it said, Guda is
the most consumable on the planet, is responsible for sixty
percent of cheese consumption on the plant, Like just so
obviously wrong, a prescripted thing, and they can't not have
AI fuck up so badly. It's just wild to me
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that this is what the entire US economy is like,
teetering on this folk room point of like AI's got
to be it man.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Yeah, and it feel like animal a more reliable than AI.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Right, and now we're gonna cut to a chimpanzee who's
gonna do a fun little trick.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
I mean, the show at Universal Studios does pretty well.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Okay, yeah, those birds they're well trained. The birds are
well trained. But we goes on to to do just like,
all right, well that didn't go great, but here's the
other thing you can do. We can do great.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
WhatsApp video calls with these glasses again, Mark cuts him on.
Looks like he's wearing literal Groudchow glasses, Like he looks
like the joke Groudchhow glasses, so it cuts to him.
He looks like he's wearing the groud show glasses. Like
they're so thick and just like not don't really fit
his head, like don't blend in with like normal glasses
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in any way.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
They're so thick, Like they're so thickick.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
And big and popping off his face. Usually that's a
many way this is this. So this is him just
trying to do a simple fucking video call with these
revolutionary glasses.
Speaker 8 (34:59):
All right, so I think our call will be coming
in any moment.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Now, what's up?
Speaker 9 (35:04):
Video call?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
There we go, Oh, I'll get pick it up. Mark,
Let's see what happened. So he's got this band on
his wrist. That's your post. I want him to open
it up.
Speaker 8 (35:20):
Maybe Boz can try calling me again.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
And he's just standing there frozen.
Speaker 8 (35:25):
All right, I got a missed video call. Okay, there's
the actual video call. All right, I'm just gonna pick
that up with my uh my neural band.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Okay, then do it. Come on, dickhead, what's going on?
Is get up?
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Get up?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
This is I don't know, you know it happens. Yeah,
let's what do you think?
Speaker 8 (35:43):
Let's just go ahead and.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
All this technology. He's never learned how to be a
normal human being.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
No, because he's outsourced.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
This is not we're not like replaying this. This is
a this is an he's standing there and trying to
phone call on this piece of technology.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
I wish Silicon Valley was still on.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I mean, it is it is this is it like
it's happening in front of our eyes. This is still
the video, all right, and she has said he hasn't
said a sentence yet.
Speaker 8 (36:19):
We're gonna buzz come out here and we're just gonna
go to the.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Next thing I wanted to show and hope that will work,
all right, and then his captive audience has no choice
but to applaud this abject of public failure.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Is that audience like the tech workers because usually they
like do it to like their employees.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
It's it's like and.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Then they're forced to applaud their dear leader.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah, this is this is like, dude, we're here with you, man,
and we love you every step.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Did I pass evaluation?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
The whole time He's just sitting there going and I
don't know, well, so here a better job, I think. Yeah,
the chef at least knew when to just be like
people hate people hate Wi Fi and that's always a problem.
I guess the Wi Fi fucked up. But what a
fucking claim to make when you are on one of
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the most technologically advanced facilities on Earth, the Meta Campus,
and you're.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Like the fucking I think the Wi Fi fucking sucks
with Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
He's like Starlink needs to be here.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Now heads will row.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
There was another part.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
There was another feature, because they're talking about like eventually
this will do like translation and things like that.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
But this one other feature it's called conversation Focus, and
he this one he cuts to like a pre produced commercial.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
For don't say it normal like conversation focus.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
I know, but again it's like it seems like to
our new conversation focus application. It's like, what does that mean.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
It's like, you know, like you're ignoring your friends while
they're talking to you. This one he like, amplify the
sound to your head so you're less distracted. This commercial
is so fucking weird with like it looks like a
joke sketch from twenty twelve about hipsters like these are
the most hyper fashionable people. They're like I think they're
probably doing that to be like see they're wearing it
and they're fucking they're hip. But anyway, here's the conversation
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focus thing that again, I'm not sure how this helps anyone.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
I dim, hello, how are you got the renaissance vibes
going on? Check? Oh my god, make a couple of minutes.
Speaker 9 (38:31):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
I need your advice every time I get my picture taken.
I feel like I'm not feeling normal.
Speaker 10 (38:36):
It's time.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
I want to feel like just a regular person. When
on one sack check once the amount to start conversation
focused starting, So it started the guys like, hey, I
don't take pictures?
Speaker 5 (38:46):
Good?
Speaker 4 (38:46):
Can you help me? This guy's just looking around.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Me around and being like whoa. This is like I
can't think of anything I'd rather be doing well than
talk to this dipshit.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
That Martin Zuckerberg has invented technology to deal with all
of his anti social behavior. He's like, this is what
everyone feels, right when you want to kill the planet
and not talk to people.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Hey, Jack, let me stop you right there. Shut the
fuck up for a second conversation. Focus. You give me
a technology technological edge so I can listen to the
boring ship coming out of this guy's without drifting off. Friend, Okay,
go ahead, all right, I do you just want to
hear the conversation. Conversation now, focus.
Speaker 9 (39:28):
Conversation focus, okay, go on.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
The camera comes up.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
I start to have this like serious steering headlin. Yeah,
how do I be like more normal? Man?
Speaker 5 (39:37):
How do I mean more?
Speaker 1 (39:37):
I mean?
Speaker 5 (39:38):
I can't be more normal?
Speaker 1 (39:41):
I think Mark Zuckerberg, How do I be more normal?
Speaker 3 (39:46):
How do I be human like behavior?
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Because you have, like to a lunch meeting, like with
this person and the guy goes, hey, I need to
talk to you about something. I'm having trouble taking pictures.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
This is the problems.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
How do I give tips?
Speaker 5 (40:02):
Though?
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Okay, this is how you look normal?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Natural?
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Like I'm getting my picture tape. Sometimes I play around
with something like your collar fits your sleeve a little bit.
Speaker 8 (40:09):
I mean like like.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Nobody's around, you know what I mean? The server said ready, Oh,
the server said it was time for you to eat.
But how are you gonna notice when you're in fucking
conversation focus? You got enders onto the fucking world.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
With these it.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Sounds like the worst, like when you're trying to clear
like when you're trying to edit a video and like
you're like not noise filter whatever, and then it sounds
all like robotic, and we yeah, yeah, it was like
it's okay, Wow, he's trying to turn everyone's voices into
robots because that's the only thing he feels comfortable with
his friends.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
Like this use case example is that you're face to
face with your friend and you need the glasses to
amplify the sound of their voice into your ears. I
get if you have some kind of hearing impairment or something,
maybe that's that, that's something, But this seeming was just like,
you know, when you're you meet up with the homie
and you gotta your fucking two feet in front of them,
but you still need to have the fucking sound pumped
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into your head from your sunglasses.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
Like do you know when you.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Need a robot to translate because that's the only thing
you feel safe with, right right?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yeah? Imagine your friend being like, sorry, man, I can't
hear a single word coming out of your boring mouth
in conversation focus?
Speaker 5 (41:20):
What if?
Speaker 2 (41:20):
But then also what if you were doing that with
everyone and then you don't do it with the next person?
Who Knox team conversation Focus on anything can't promise you anything?
Speaker 4 (41:33):
What a weird world is this fucker still blabbing?
Speaker 2 (41:42):
So, Brian, kill focus? Can you try to kill focus?
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Just kill myself? Jesus right, Brian, the editor is our
you know, tech innovator on our team, and he's said
he was like the band is because you know you'll
be able to and he already has sunglasses that have
like heads up display built into them.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
But he literally said I use him as TV though.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Yeah, I use it as like a TV movie theater
on my head. I will just say. He then put
them on for us and immediately and he was like,
I just like wear these on the plane and like
watch stuff there instead of like having to hold my phone.
I was like, you look so blind right now, because
they were like so black, so opaque. And he's then
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like showing us what he does on the plane, and
he's just like staring in the middle distance with sunglasses
on inside. It's like you're like.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Raw dogging the plane.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
But that's how you cheat.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Yeah, Like he didn't or Ring have like controversy recently
about I don't know if it was like Data or
something where they were like bad Evil Company, I can't remember,
but I'm like, this band is probably gonna you were
ship given like Zuckerberg's politics.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Oh yeah, just you're wearing a surveillance camera on your head. Yeah,
best case scenario for them. Everybody's going to be walking
around looking like a blind person in the same way
that AirPods made it hard to tell who is like
talking to themselves. And you know, now it'll be difficult
to tell if people.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
Can they sign up or a ring signed a contract
with the Department of Defense.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
That's what it was. Oh good, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm
glad I've got mine all right now. Yep yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yeap.
Who knows? Who knows?
Speaker 4 (43:35):
They don't need my medical data?
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Maybe they do. Yeah, it's going to be a point
when they turn me into a robot soldier RoboCop style.
I think they're I think they're gonna need my data.
Hell yeah, let's take a quick break and we'll be
right back.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
We'll be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
And we do just want to check in with Castel
real quick.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
I want to know what eye drops he uses, because
like it's got to be like top notched, do you
know what I mean? Like, there's no way his eyes
are not drying out.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Some people also said it could be like hyper thyroidism.
Speaker 4 (44:18):
Also, there's a there was someone on ninety Day Fiance
who has always had that shocked look and then like
someone was like, he made I think he has hyperthyroidism,
and the guy checked it.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
I was like, oh my god, thanks for telling you. Oh,
undiagnosed hyperthyroidiz still need like, but could that dry out
your eyes? It could be that or could truly just
be him being constantly in a deer caught in the
headlights moment, like I don't know what that fighter flight
thing seem prepared for this moment, any of the moments
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where he sat down and testified in front of Congress
and was questioned about his handling of the aftermath of
the Charlie Kirk assassination.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
And yeah, like where did he put the like, you know,
the gun and.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
According to the text, according to the text, he had
to reassemble it in the forest or whatever. Right, that's God,
that's a whole other thing. So today was about that
Epsteam files or sorry, Wednesday was about the Epstein Files.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Hey, hey, when you're living in this America, every day
is about the Epstein Files.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
True. I mean, that's lest we forget, don't forget. So anyways,
they asked him questions and he gave us a classic
seminar and how to deflect and you know, look guilty
as hell. Yeah, not the best, not as best.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
Super straightforward questions right about accountability? Eric Swallwell, the congressman
is like, okay, so did you ever tell the Attorney
General Pam Bondi that Trump's name is in the Epstein files,
and he just will not answer straightforward. It's just so strange.
He's just like, did you tell her this? He's like,
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this is him being very cool. Sure that you sound
like a baby.
Speaker 10 (45:59):
Yeah, The simple questions did you tell the Attorney General
that the president's name is in the Epstein files?
Speaker 11 (46:05):
During many conversations that the Attorney General and I have
had on the matter of Epstein, we have reviewed.
Speaker 12 (46:11):
The question is simple.
Speaker 10 (46:13):
You tell the Attorney General that Donald Trump's name is
in the Stein files? Yes or no?
Speaker 12 (46:19):
Why don't you try spelling it out direct the alphabet?
Speaker 10 (46:22):
Yes or no?
Speaker 1 (46:23):
No?
Speaker 12 (46:24):
ABC Director don't sounds.
Speaker 5 (46:26):
Like I don't want to tell us?
Speaker 10 (46:27):
Did you tell the Attorney General that Donald Trump's name
is in the Epstein files?
Speaker 12 (46:30):
Why don't you try serving your constituency in this country?
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Number?
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Anyway, So that he goes on, he really thinks he's
going to have like a moment, like that's him being
like like as soon as the person slowed down, as
soon as Eric Wall will slow down. He was like, oh, yeah,
this is going to be my viral moment.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
And he was the same. He did the same thing
to Adam Shift too, when he did the thing where
he's like you're a disc Like he just kept asking
questions like, well, you're a disgrace in your constituents.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
Well I'm rubber and your glue.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Just's weird that every time we ask that specific question
you kind of start yelling at us and like changing
the subject or like doing baby insults like.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Rings instead of going to therapy. Right right, this little
defensive body.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
By the By the end, Cash tells like the question
was asked and it was answered. He's like, no, it wasn't.
You're being evasive, and then Swallow just goes, okay, we'll
take your evasiveness as a consciousness of guilt. And he's like,
asking the answered is it? Like that is the equivalent
of saying objection your honor sustained, because it's like a thing. Yeah,
He's just he's quoting a thing that judges say in
the court of law, like asking it answered, but like
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in his own thing, and it doesn't apply. Okay, well
subjection your honor sustained? What what That's not how this works?
He dipshit. So then uh, Swallow keeps going and he's like, okay, well,
then how many times is Trump's name in the Epstein files?
Speaker 4 (47:55):
Is it like a thousand? And He's like, I don't know,
and so so then Eric smallow kind and it starts
catching it get catches them slipping up with just a
simple as like, well.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
How many times is it? I'm going to just assume
it's a thousand? And this is where this whole exchange
kicks off.
Speaker 10 (48:08):
Characterize the numbers however you want it, claiming my time, director,
it sounds like if you don't know the number, it
could at least be.
Speaker 12 (48:15):
A thousand times, which is not.
Speaker 9 (48:17):
It's not.
Speaker 12 (48:17):
Is it at least five hundred times?
Speaker 10 (48:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Is at least one hundred times?
Speaker 2 (48:20):
No?
Speaker 10 (48:20):
Then what's the number?
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Number?
Speaker 12 (48:22):
It's not that.
Speaker 10 (48:23):
Do you think it might be your job to know
the number?
Speaker 11 (48:26):
My job is to provide on the safety and security
of this country. My job is not to engage in
political windows. So you can go out to the sticks
and get your twenty second hit and your fundraising time
to keep going.
Speaker 12 (48:37):
Reclaiming your time because the people of.
Speaker 11 (48:39):
California are being underserved by your representation is not implicated.
Speaker 12 (48:43):
Why not release everything that involves We have.
Speaker 11 (48:45):
Released everything the President in anyone else's side that is
credible and lawfully be able to be released. Your fixation
on this matter and basis accusations that I'm highing well
is disgusting. Anyone that says that needs to look at
the stats alone and go back to the state of California.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Who's receiving anyway, there he goes.
Speaker 4 (49:04):
He just keeps going.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
On the hiding child pedophiles.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
Yeah, yeah, I think he was getting to push a
t dish track the story of Adidon mixed up. You
are hiding a child pedophiles.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
That was really clever, Miles, very quick, very clever.
Speaker 4 (49:19):
You know, got to bring up push a tea when
I start a podcast and the drake be from five
years ago or nine or six years ago at this point,
and then there's finally Jasmine Crockett comes through. Jiz Okay, wait.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
Can I say something about Jasmine Crockett. Yes, I love
these moments. I think they're fun. I wish her policy
would extend beyond having Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
She's just a hot, hot bite, you know artist, and
it's really frustrating.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
I'm like that one moment.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
With Marjorie Tail, like the butch body went viral and
then she was like, I'm just gonna do this forever,
and it's like, fucking do something, do more.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 4 (49:55):
It's also funny to see her her style become more
and more like sort of ostinious too, because in this
clip she's got fucking shoulder pads and like, oh my god,
this is shit. I'm like, Okay, the glow up is
looking real.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Tazment literally like, how do I look more prominent on TikTok?
Speaker 1 (50:11):
How do I do this look? And this is again,
I just this is her just being like, you're the
technically you're actually just the least qualified FBI director. This
is basically her being like you suck shit and you
should leave.
Speaker 13 (50:24):
Because I did have to make sure that I wasn't
going crazy. But when I say that you are the
least qualified FBI director in the history of the FBI,
that is real because you are the only one that
never even served with the FBI prior to joining. Yet
we are supposed to believe that you are the greatest
thing since lights bread.
Speaker 12 (50:44):
I didn't ask you a question.
Speaker 4 (50:46):
Now.
Speaker 13 (50:47):
What I want to go through is to talk about
why you are a failure and why honestly, we just
need to tell you bye bye.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
That is so funny. I'm sorry that is she is
really good at that, but like.
Speaker 4 (51:01):
Jesus, yeah exactly, but that's all we get. Like these
are the crumbs that any person who doesn't like what's
happening in this country has to fucking live off of.
Is like, well, they're rhetorically saying things.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
Also, it's just so funny to be told you're like
a failure at your job at work on TV in
front of everyone, and you're not like if you push back,
they reclaim their time.
Speaker 3 (51:23):
Like it's so funny.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
Yeah, he's like.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
I feel like I know, like the exact type of
Indian man, this insecure Indian man.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
This is like.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
Yeah, I've seen it so many times, and it's like
you can tell he's trying to like amp himself up
to like have a funny retort or something, but he
just looks so weak.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
He looks so like defeated.
Speaker 4 (51:52):
You know it's because you know he's he's already fighting
from the wrong side, and he's just like it sucks
because everyone knows this reeks of a cover up and
he's trying to be calm about it and not like
I think he's trying to put aside in his brain.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
That's like, I'm part of the cover up.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
A few years ago, I was writing ai children's books
and podcasting, like, let me just promote Casper please.
Speaker 4 (52:16):
Now, this lady with the pearls on is fucking coastest.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
Yeah, it's probably worse for him than he even realizes,
because like, yeah, I mean, he's definitely gonna be used
as a fall guy here right when they're warming up.
I mean, and this performance only puts more attention on
it because he looked so evasive. Yeah. Well, Paulay, it's
been such a pleasure having you on the daily. Thank
you so oh my goodness, Where can people find you?
(52:43):
Follow you? Have I heard? Tell that? Fasual Recognition Comedy
is coming up tonight this evening.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
This Friday evening, ten pm at the Comedy Store. If
you haven't been, what the fuck are you waiting for?
Speaker 1 (52:54):
We'll get along with you.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
We're we're propelling into fascism. They're not gonna let brown
people have the mic in like three weeks. Just come
through tonight, pack it out, okay, and it'll be a.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
Party a Yeah.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
The only rap song that we'll be able to listen
to in three weeks House of Pains.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
Jump Around, Yeah, they're like, yeah, jump around is really
in line with our politics for some reason.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
And then I'm at Paula Viganalen everywhere p A l
A v I g U n Alien. I have a
foster cat that I posted about if anybody wants to
adopt a cat. He's really sweet and he gets along
with dogs, So there's that nice. Yeah, you got to
use your net.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
Where where do they hit you?
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Hit me up on Instagram and don't like fake hit
me up. They'll be like, I want to budget. Like,
now you're talking to me, I'm going I'm going to
force you to adopt a cat if you talk.
Speaker 1 (53:49):
Reason, don't do that. Don't do that. Is there a
work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 2 (53:56):
Fucking tanahasy coats Vanity Fair article?
Speaker 1 (53:59):
Yeah, so good, I know.
Speaker 3 (54:02):
But I just like he is.
Speaker 2 (54:05):
His is insane, Like his incisive delivery that is also
poetic at the same time is like, I'm so glad
he's a writer who is on my side politically, and
I'm so I view him as like someone whose ability
(54:27):
to evolve is should be lauded. And you know, people
who had the correct opinions from the beginning also great.
But I do think that having examples of people who
can change their minds without losing grace is really important.
But oh my god, like this man can fucking write, dude,
(54:50):
I'm just just the talent is jumping off the page. Incredible,
And I love that we have someone other than Ezra
clae I writing about this.
Speaker 1 (55:02):
You know that was gonna be my work of media.
I was gonna write people check out Ezra Cline's cool column.
Speaker 3 (55:08):
Ezra Cline.
Speaker 1 (55:10):
In many ways I envy the movement that he built.
Speaker 3 (55:13):
Oh oh yeah, He's like, yeah, it's abundance.
Speaker 2 (55:15):
We need more movements.
Speaker 1 (55:18):
Mainly what we need.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Deregulation of hate speech.
Speaker 1 (55:22):
Deregulation miles ah, where can people find you? Man will
find you? Is there work media you've been enjoying? Oh me,
Oh yes, you can find me at miles of gray
fucking everywhere, and you can find me time onout ninety
(55:42):
day fiance with Sophia Alexandra on four twenty day fiance. Yes, yes,
twenty now I've heard everything, Yeah, you've heard it all.
It's that's a clever name.
Speaker 5 (55:51):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
Let's see a work of media. I like, no, there's
nothing really, but I've witnessed on the internet recently that
brings me much pleasure. So I've no just just y'all,
y'all do you I'll say that that's my workimedia, y'all.
Do you.
Speaker 2 (56:06):
Everyone's sitting in a quiet room, raw dog without the
meta glasses and just think, think thoughts.
Speaker 1 (56:12):
Think thoughts. Present know that in this moment, you're okay, Yeah,
let's see if I can find one goddamn thing.
Speaker 2 (56:21):
Jack's like, fuck that, here's a piece of media.
Speaker 1 (56:23):
I like, no, that's all stuff about the fucking fascist takeover.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
This is the moments where we need dancing with the
stars to launder this terrifying presentment.
Speaker 1 (56:38):
That's rue. That's the main thing we need. Let's see.
Speaking of Cash, Battell, I like thing in headline desperate Cash.
Fattel asks shooters family if they can solve any other cases.
Speaker 3 (56:50):
That was so funny, that were so good.
Speaker 1 (56:53):
Harrison Wine, Red just a non sequitor, tweeted, even if
Dracula existed, it wouldn't be that big of a problem.
I agree.
Speaker 10 (57:03):
Him.
Speaker 1 (57:03):
Dracula. Geez, guys just going around spreading eternal life.
Speaker 2 (57:09):
I think it's our problem because we're like horny for vampires.
So we're like, well he would seduce me. It's like,
you just want to fuck a vampire, dude.
Speaker 1 (57:18):
Yeah, one problem with me is Dracula want to fuck
me so bad?
Speaker 2 (57:23):
Yeah, he's gonna dude. It's an analog for the queer community.
They're like, well, what if he hits on me?
Speaker 1 (57:30):
What about that? I'm his type type B. You can
find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore, Brian blue Skyjack
o B the Number one. You can find us on
Twitter and blue Sky at Daily Zeikeeist. We're at the
Daily Zeikeist on Instagram. You can go to the description
of this episode wherever you're listening to it, and there
(57:51):
at the bottom you will find the footnotes. We link
off to the information that we talked about. We'll link
off to the Tana Hussey Coats article. We also lick
off to a song that we think you might enjoy. Hey, Miles,
is there a song that you think that people might enjoy?
Speaker 4 (58:05):
Yeah? This is a nice, like little peaceful track by
the artist World Brain. The track is called Minute Papion
and just like a fun it feels kind of like
some like six seventies basa nova type shit. But like
the vocalist is singing French and it's very like just
nice and viby, you know what I mean. So it'll
(58:26):
it feels.
Speaker 1 (58:27):
Not like where we are now. I think that's the
best part about this song. You put it on, it
will take you out of where you are. So minute
Papillon by World Brain. All right, we will look off
to that. In the footnote for Daily Guys does a
production of iHeartRadio. For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the
iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you listen to your
(58:48):
favorite shows. That is going to do it for us
this week. We are back tomorrow with a you know,
the weekly zeite geist with the greatest hits from this
week's episode, and also back on Monday morning to tell
you what was trending over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (59:05):
And ABC doesn't pull you for all of your comments.
Speaker 1 (59:10):
It's you never know. We we we've decided that we
think we're too second rate and small time. We're the
opposite of too big to fail. We're actually too small
to note exactly. That's what we're counting on is that
they're just like I don't know, they'll definitely they're bigger,
(59:32):
sh like they'll cancel fucking crooked Media or something. Before
they cancel on, we'll get rid of MSNBC or something.
You know, that's the kind of ship that they're going for. Yeah. Anyways, uh,
I hope everybody has a safe weekend and we'll talk
to y'all on Monday. Bye bye bye.
Speaker 4 (59:50):
By The Daily Guys is executive produced by Catherine Law,
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Speaker 1 (59:57):
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Actually, you know what actually happened is the squirrel came
in between me and the crows, because then the squirrel
discovered where my cash where the cash was that I
was leaving for the crows, And anytime I would put
it out, the squirrel would just come down. And I
have a squirrel poll of you that is so fat.
Like it's annoying because I was trying to leave it
(00:26):
for my friends of the crows, but also because I'm
worried about the squirrel because of how overweight the squirrel. Sure, dude,
he's like not going to be able to get up
a fucking tree.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You gotta you gotta have like a squirrel treadmill.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, oh yeah, maybe you just put the put the
food somewhere so that he has a workout on his
way to it on the ground. Then you have to
give them he needs to run three miles on a
treadmill to get there.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I love America where even the squirrels are fat, you know.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I know, and he's so comfortable. There's like some think
so so unnerving about a squirrel that like walks towards
you like that that that is like a twenty three
pound squirrel, just like yeah, that just like seems like.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Jack kangaroos, but it's like a squirrel.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, just walking on two legs.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Oh yeah, hey, hey kid, this is your dad.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Is your father right here? I don't talk to my
Shut the fuck up, bro?
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Does your dad?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Jack comes in crying. He's like, the squirrel sunned me yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
You shut up, bro, header gut, header gut, homie hedder gut.
You know those words trigger me. You won't get punched
in the head or the gut. Fam I got header
gutted when I was a kid, Polly, that's crazy, And
I got out of it by crying. So the people
they had empathy. They were like, well if you cry, Oh,
Victor wasn't here because Victor was in the Philippines when
(01:47):
this happened. Right, So, Uh, my cousins and I were
throwing little pebbles at houses on the Jersey shore for
no reason. I can remember Jesus, and uh you heard it?
Did these uh big kids probably a couple of years
older than you said, these big kids, these big kids
(02:08):
came out and started chasing us, cornered me and my
cousins immediately were like he he did it, And I
was like yeah, okay, that's how I was the youngest.
And and then they said all right man, header gut
and I burst into tears. And then the big kids
(02:31):
little sister was like, oh, don't hit him, he's cute.
Oh wow, And that's how I got out of that
ass was I did? That's right?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
That is so funny.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It was very pathetic.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
This is like a meet cute for like a coming
of age story.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Do we have a cold open? Yeah yeah, I can
cobble something together.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Cobble ted cobble Yeah yeah, talking about Afghanistan, cobble cobble,
cobblin cobblestone. There you go, ted cobble, peach cobble or
there you go cobble head night at Dodger Stadium.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I like how supported we are?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Really Yeah? I think you really got one with that one.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Jack Yeah yeah, Oh sorry, oh sorry you were talking? Gosh,
Sorry sorry sorry you think I'm cute?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah yeah, Header gut Man, Header gut Yeah. Whatever you say.
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four oh six,
Episode five of Dear Daily Guys. That's the production by
Heart Radio. As a podcast. We take a deep to
have into American share consciousness and how is it in here.
(03:52):
It's humid. It is humid in America's share consciousness. It
rained like clothes are sticking to me inside. It rained
by a shared consciously. It did it did rain a
little bit, catch a bit of that rain.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
It's hot, hmid anything else going on?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Not not that I'm aware of mine? All right, great,
we'll keep it moving. Friday, September night, Friday, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yeah, but guess what that means. It's guess what that means.
It means national love your lunch day.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
And I don't know. It looks like ethnic food, like
an ethnic kid lunch. I wonder if this is about oh,
it's about lunch shaming there you yeah, hell yeah. As
somebody who always been like, why are you smoke like that?
I'm like, cause it has MSG and it bitch does
wrong about it because it tastes fucking good. Yeah, dude,
I all it. Man.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I remember like it was around sixth grade when the
shame of me not having a sandwich for lunch kind
of like hit critical mass and.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Little containers with like you fuck, they call me fucking
bento Franklin. Okay because I had okay, uh dento Franklin
break low friend Lento. Yeah, and then I was like,
I'll have a turkey sandwhich with mustard.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, you still eat it out of a Bento box.
You just like cut it.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Off all the different Yeah, my mom still made it
into the shape of like fucking ultraman doll. You beat
up some kid for his ordinary lunch and then give
him your delicious one. Hey, look what fucking Richie has
for lunch. Do some weird Asian shiit dog.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Your mom's like rolling up the turkey on the outside
of the bread.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
She's like, it's a yeah, I went turkey sandwich sashimi. Mom.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
It's also National Butterscotch Pudding. I love butter Scot's pudding
because I'm an old man. Also talk like a Pirate
Day and National pow My Recognition Day.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Hey, shout out to all of those things. My name
is Jack O'Brien ak Epstein files. They are buried under
piles and piles of bodies from the left dist wing
so Trump can have him Alpha fascist fling is to
cover up Epstein Files, Occupation and Jena side Red and circus.
(06:09):
Just close your eyes. Got Corporo media on their side
to cover lies. Oh now, shout out to Cam Cam
on the discord Discordian I'm thrilled to be joined as
always bym a co host mister Miles Grass.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Miles Drake k I'm blue. Took some fent and I died,
or so says the orange guy took some fent and
I died. Mary hair fell out and I cried.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Shout out to Tupac Parkour Park two part two parts.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
That's the lightest combination of things.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
You can h Yeah, Tupac. Something doesn't line up with
this name, but anyways, shout out to you for that one. Yeah,
just going off of those new fentanyl ads that Trump
created from his mind where it's like tell him it'll
make you blue and your teeth fell out and your
hair flows out and your ugly blue by wait can I.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I went on a cruise and the entertainment was interesting
and there was someone who did There was like a
show that was like about I thought it was gonna
be like a cool like Circsile Colors thing. It was
just a story about a painter and it was a
musical and they sang that song as like a love ballad.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Blue Yeah, because they were like in the part where
they were like sad.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Through blue period.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, so like we were watching them walk here from
the audience. No, it was like the The Love Interest
or whatever, and we were watching her walking from the
audience and she was like.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I'm blue. It was so funny.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
I was hoping she would dolled art the intro, this
oken word intro, like, yo, listened up, Here's a story
about a little god that lives in the blue world.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I can't remember if she did that because it was
so shocking. I was like, I don't even I couldn't
even process it. I was like, this is incredible, but
I do have a question.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Did they bring in yellow? They they did? They did?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I think they brought in some yengo.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
He had a little spit bubble in his throat and
it was.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I think they did like they did say it.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I don't know if he had a spit bubble in
his throat, but he was definitely like a musical theater
kid because he like energy because every time he had
like a note, he would like plant his feet one
right after another, turn his torso yeah, like like every.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Moment a moment. Yeah, yeah, I love that. What cruise
was that carnival? Oh ship? Okay, yeah, well that sounds great.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
It's incredible.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Speaking of great and incredible changed, We're thrilled to be
joined in our third seat by a hilarious stand up comedian, writer, actor, improviser.
You can catch her at the monthly Facial Recognition comedy show,
which he also produces tonight. Check the footnotes notes. It's
probably being a good knowl A Hello.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I was in Utah last week. I have nothing to report.
Everything was calm and cozy. What's been going on with
you guys?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, all right, Uh, thrilled to have you here. We'll
get to know you in a moment. First, some of
the things we're talking about, we're gonna take a little
bit of a break from the madness to talk about.
We talked about the madness on yesterday's episode. If people
want to check that out, yesterday's trending.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Madness abounds, y'all. Don't worry, there's plenty of madness that bounds.
We can we can we can start, we can edge
with the madness.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Okay, Oh yeah, oh imedging, I'm just sitting in my
chair with a weird look on my face. Oh boy,
We're gonna talk abou met as new AI glasses which
not only do they look like shit, they functionally and
I think this is the technical term suck shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
they suck shit. Also, they did a big like keynote reveal,
(10:14):
Mark Zuckerberg up on stage and Curious Delicious shaden Freud
that my favorite German dish. We are going to talk
about cash Betel helping keep the Epstein story alive with
some of the worst just I don't know what most
like trying to avoid. Yeah, evasive, Yeah, just some of
(10:37):
the worst evasive maneuvers since Goose got killed. You know
what I'm saying, Well, that's a top gun reference regressing
wow spoilers before age to any of that, pobaby. We
do like to ask our guests, what is something from
your search history about who you are?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I did search this last night.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It was just Google doll problematic question mark because I
was listening, like a video of him singing Iris in
the Rain came up, and then I started listening to
the Google dolls and I'm like, they're middle aged white dudes.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Now let's see what's happened.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
And then I looked it up and it was like
the only problematic thing I could see was that in
nineteen ninety six, they had the Boy named Goo album
cover that looked like the kid was covered in wood.
But it was like yeah, and they pulled and Walmart
pulled it, but it was Berry's and his comments on it.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I was there.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
I remember there.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I remember it legitimately because people were like, which Google
dolls covered you?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
They're not showing they win at Walmart anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
This is shit. Twelve year old's talk about incredible.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
His response was like, it's called a boy named Goo?
What else do you want from me? Like that sort
of thing.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Clearly covered Goo obviously were jacking off on dolls. Oh
my god. Yeah, I mean, like the one thing is
just you know, I think the famous weird song is
slide where you're like, oh you're weird. Abortion song.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Oh oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I don't even look up those lyrics.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Look up the Lawyer to the baby back balloon, gum maker,
Oh you love the life? You killed? The priest is
on the phone, your father hit the wall, your mod
has owned you. Don't suppose I'll ever know what it
means to be a man. It's something I can't change.
I'll live around it. Damn. What the Carnival cruise dude,
did someone did someone do that on the Carnival cruise?
Just do it like that?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I didn't even know I like that song at faith value. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, it's like when you really are like, wait, what
do we say?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I mean this is like this popular posture to take
among like twenty something white guys, was like, here's my
track about abortion. This this abortion is actually kind of
hard on me. Dog when you think about it. This
is like fucked up for me.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Really yeah, yeah, that's so funny. Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I had no idea, but I'm glad that that did
not come up on the problematic search because apparently it's fine.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah, black Balloon is about drug so I don't know
if you even thought about that.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
To be honest, I've never read deeply into the Google dolls.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I've just all right, So like Baby's black Bloom, black balloon,
what they store heroin in make her fly metaphorically she
gets high?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Okay, So now you're going to start talking about like
feel good ink or something like come on, man, get
everything's about drugs, dude.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
What is something you think is underrated? Okay?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
This is something that when I used to live in
the Bay and I had rich ass friends who were
in and.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
They shout up to the friends.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
To me anymore.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Soon start making phone calls again once they get the metaglasses.
Yeah that's the temple, and.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
They call CVS no CBS your extra care savings. They
like would outsource like all of their chores, And I'm like,
I feel like chores are underrated, like cleaning, like get it,
like laundry dishes, cleaning, like you don't want to be
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overwhelmed by it. But if you haven't like changed your
child's diaper ever, then like I feel like you're not
living in the same plane of existence as me.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Change daddy Daddy Bear doesn't get his paws dirty with.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Can I don't know what your audience is, but the
bears are tuning in. Okay, they're excited.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
That is so funny. Yeah, I mean like when whenever
I hear people like earnestly be like, oh I don't
change diapers, I'm like, you're a fucked up.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Person kind of like soci We talked about this with
like jd Vance right, didn't we didn't We have something
about like not interacting with his kid in like yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah, yeah, I forget if it's one of the many
famous Vance quotes where he's like I think he's like
he's like my wife like likes to like coddle them.
I just kind of yell at him, and you're like, oh,
the mama dada bear. You know, I am mean to
them and don't really look at them. I don't want
to deal with that ship. And then my wife cleans
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up my.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Eyes, like I learned it from Succession. That's how I learned.
That's the parenting book I read. Yep, yeah, it's like
that's a show man.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
That's a show.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
It's a it's a it's a parenting tone.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Actually, yeah, yeah, And just generally I do think boredom downtime,
Like I listen to podcasts a lot for a fucking
living sometimes and but just like carving out time to
do boring tasks like clean up without anything, without like
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anything going on, you know.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
It's the mind mindfulness as as true as a chore wheel.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
What's your favorite what's your favorite schore?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I really like doing laundry, Like I like I like
the like the folding and putting a way of laundry
because it feels like a fresh start. I also get
to look at things that I have and be grateful for.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Them, and like you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I'm like, oh, like.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
This is a cute. Yeah, and I also like don't
like I don't like things too much.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
We have to wash my hands a lot because my
hands get like dry really quickly. Yeah, so like dishes
I don't like, or like like cleaning the toilet and
like washing my hands, you know, like I just don't
like weird like washing.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Your hands after using the toilet.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Listen, I think that you don't need to use shampoo
and you don't need to watch Okay you.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
You motorant can be made out of bark.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Okay, well, when the Democrats take over, you'd be a
great pick for Secretary of Defense.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah, this whole thing, excuse me, germ theory. He his
hands after he pooped because it like made him stronger somehow.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
I was just reading back to like the chore than
a signal chat with shit hands.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, He's like, hey, get my cell phone, man, bring
my phone over here. You're like there's He's like, how
come the charging ports all clogged up with stuff? He's like,
I don't know, That's why I got the magnetic charger
because that hole is all like crust, you know.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
The I was reading a thing that like it was
a poll of parents talking about allowances and like how
kids like like the financial awareness of children, and of
like these two thousand parents that they had pulled. They
were saying, they're like average allowance is around one hundred
and twenty bucks a month. And I was like, damn
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fly sh. I'm like, how come wages actually haven't gone up.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
With allowance?
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Everything's gone up five bucks a week And if I was.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Lucky, we didn't because my parents were like, this is
your home. But also like they didn't ask us to
do too many things like they did obviously like the
majority of stuff, but they'd ask us to help like
a little bit here and there. They wanted us to
be kids basically and so, but they were also like,
we're not going.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
To pay you like you live here, Like.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
It was yeah, like I was. The thing was like
they would pay me to pick up dog poop, and
like they had like a per bag thing.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
I was breaking down pieces of ship and bagging it
up and.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Allowance poop trap house like just cutting out.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
But naked butt naked bagging it up the balloon meant
something totally different for you.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Trying to put a poop into a balloon's.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Fun I wouldn't you just need a thing that opens
it up.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I do it all the time.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
You do it now to your wife.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
You get a PVC pipe thing that's big enough. Just
wrap the end of it right there, then perfect funnel.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
You're gonna get accused of fraud and your parents are
going to require back pay on this.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
I'm sorry they've already demanded it.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I have to paul of you. What's something you think
is overrated?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Okay, this is.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Something I'm starting to recently. I think I've done it
throughout different points in my life. I think like shopping online,
shopping at stores overrated. Shop at your friend who hoards
stuff's place because they have a wonderful, unique.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Selection of items. Curated goods.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, curated goods that they find value in maybe you
will too. And then also, I feel like they're more
likely to relinquish it to someone that they know and love,
so you're helping them and it's free. It's like the
Facebook marketplace of like, you know, issues something.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
It feels like it works perfectly, like psychologically with the
mentality of a hoarder who's like, I have to keep
that because I never know when someone might need it
or I might immediately and you, as a third party
come in and go, hey, you know I could get
a lot of use out of that. Please take it, please?
Speaker 7 (20:27):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, yeah, because the throwing away, I feel like is
the thing right.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
They want to.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
It's like extreme sustainability.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
So what happened? So what did you get in your
latest hoarder.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Shopping I got a really cool Jeane jacket.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
New Okay with tags WTS no tags, but it was new,
it was like never used. And then I got like,
I'm getting like a comforter because I like don't have
a comforter.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
I don't want to like great ship. I thought you're
gonna be like an old Game Day program.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
From now.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
You have hoarders do have nice ship.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Sometimes you know, like it's it's you gotta you gotta
be friends with the most people. They're like, I want
to be friends with with a guy with a boat.
Fuck that, Yeah, I don't want a boat that's full
of shit.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
You want to be friends with someone who has three
thousand unopened coke cans from the nineteen nineties.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Yeah, if I need a wire, I can just go.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
I don't need to. What is radio shack is on
a business type?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Any any sort of wire I call my friends.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Sounds more organized than the hoarders that I'm familiar with.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, you need to you need to have like it's
a very specific times, like.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
You cultivate related you horde relationships with hoarders.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I feel like the ultimate really minimalizing what I take
them down vampire?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, take them down by hoarding them yourself. Yeah. People,
you know, they are all these like hoarterer reality shows.
I'm doing the I'm doing the hard work away from camera, okay,
after the production team leaves pulls up.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Yeah, I'm the person.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I'm like the boom mic operator and I'm like, hey,
if you don't want.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Hey you need that.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
While you're operating boom, You're like, hey.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
You need that.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
What's going on and what's up with that thing over there?
Hey that is actually really fucked up. Come talk to
me after this because.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
And you're like, you're actually just hoarding other people.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
You're outsourcing your place to be a secondary unit for Yeah, just.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
A wall of old newspapers sacked precariously, I might need
to read. I have a good friend who's in the
process of moving and he's like a reverse hoarder where
he's now I'm having to be like, don't throw that out. Okay.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
I was going to say, like minimalism.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, he's thrown away like a work of art from
his grandfather who's like a famous artist. Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Is he mentally okay though? Because worries I'm actually.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I was like, that's this is good. You you'll want this.
He's like, will I I haven't used it in like
a couple in the years.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
That smacks of somebody who has a lot of resources.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Exactly what's going to say?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Really? Yeah, you know that's really bad because like the
people I know who are like that are truly everything
whatever we want, that's what And like this is a
sentimental value.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Yeah, so crazy. No, I would check on him. I
would he believes in not sing Lebowski. Yeah, does he
have any nice stuff?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Because roll by some grandfather art?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Like, Hey, what's up with their shoes? What size you?
My man?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
I'm a twelve you I'll take Wait, I'm wearing these.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
You don't need them, do what's that it's sentimental? I
don't have any sentiments. Give it to me.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
What's weird?
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Pot?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I'm dumping all this dust out of this pot? What
is this? That was my ground phone? Oh whatever? All right,
let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
And we're back.
Speaker 7 (24:30):
We're back, and there's a new fashion that I feel
like this is going to come in super handy for
like a you know, authoritarian regime where they please like
see everything that's happening in front of people's faces at
all times, and like record everything.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
This is coming around the perfect time. Yeah, just with
facial recognition software.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
I was reading this article where hackers are using AI
to unmask ICE agents, and they were saying, like, if
you have around thirty five ish percent percent of your
face visible, they're able to figure it out.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Number to keep in mind if you're trying to feels.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Like it was developed by misogynists on TikTok first, you
know what I mean, Like something where they're like, let's
see what's under those do you remember?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Oh yeah, yeah, implied nudity kind of thing. I can
tell what it's like under there.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Yeah, really.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Experience.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
We need to release our creeps on ice agents.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
I can see what's under your Yeah, you got to
really take upper lip.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
It's like, no, it's a mustache. Idiot, right right right,
that's not perfect. But anyway, Yeah, a eye glasses, they're here,
eyeglasses coming from Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
You've got to stop doing like Google and you keep
trying to do this and it's not These.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Ones are the ones the partnered with ray Ban, which
I do. I have seen this more places than any
of the past glasses, I think, yeah, and that means
I've seen them being worn by one person.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Do you think four eyes is now going to be
like an anti fascist battle cry each ship four Eyes?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I don't know. Maybe. So these are AI sunglasses. Uh,
and they're they just released part two, the redesign, and
as we I think we discussed when like we got
a first look last week, they look like shit.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Yeah, this is when Zuckerberg was like, anyone who doesn't
have these will be at a cognitive disadvantage in the future.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I think was the fucking line he said. It's like, yeah,
a cognitive.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
They looked so much worse than I thought. You're cognitive
disadvantage if you use Facebook regularly.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Okay, So like.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Being like, you know how people had like the fake
glasses and that was like a style.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Oh yeah, like the peak hipster era.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yeah, it's like that.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
But wait, these you look like specs from or I'm sorry,
yeah no, was it his name in the Sandlot?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I was thinking, yeah, what's his name? The most on,
like the most squit Yeah, very squints, very revenge. Somebody
said you look like a moth last week, which I
thought was pretty Oh yeah, I think Ben Collins said
he looked like a moth.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Wait, that's actually cute.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Don't use that.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
But again, like the first iteration was successful, like in
that they were affordable enough for people to like want
to try him out in the show.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
It was just like extra thick wayfares with a little
camera in between your eyes is basically what they looked like.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
But now this version, and also they don't immediately they
didn't immediately scream please rob me, I'm not built for
any kind of smoke, but these ones, these ones, baby,
it says, please rob me, I'm not built for any
kind of smoke. Go ahead, yeah, but you have to
give me a wedgie. I gave myself one this morning,
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so we're cool here, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
People are saying, like, there's like this neural band that
you wear alongside it that is kind of like an
interesting bit of tech. So like it's augmented reality. So
there's like a screen built into like the right lens
so you can like do gestures with your hand that
like reads your electrical impulses or some shit, and that's
how you control some of the shit in it. But again,
that's fine when you describe it like that.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
We got to see this shit work in action, and
I think a lot of people pointed out, like home
Mark Zuckerberg's Zuckerberg's whole like ethos is like just fucking.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Fail as fast and just move fast and break shit
or whatever that fucking mantra is.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
And it felt like this ethos was on full display
at this launch event. I just want to we'll just
we'll just share a couple of clips over.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
At aftermath dot site.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
They put together some highlights Yeah, of the really just
just the disaster of Mark Zuckerberg trying to fucking show
the power of these glasses.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
I will just say, like, as as a preamble, when
the iPhone, like one of the most famous version of
one of these where somebody is revealing some new tech.
Is when Steve Job's first show off the iPhone and
he that like the iPhone didn't even work yet. It
was like stagecraft and like they faked an iPhone that
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could work because they knew the limits of the technology.
So I just I think that's an important piece of
content here. Steve Job good at this, and he made
it seem like it was gonna be cool even though
they didn't have a working model yet, And.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
It was funny that we're both rooting for you should
have lied and fucking gas lit everybody about how it works.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Like that is all of a sudden, Elizabeth Holmes is
hosting this podcast.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
I'm like, what that is your job, CEO?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yeah, sell sell the product. Here is Mark Zuckerberg being like,
obviously this shit is so rigidly scripted, and he's trying
to be like, let's maybe like make a rec where
he tries to act like he's coming up with the
idea real Uh yeah, so I don't know, let's uh
talk to you, don't.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
He's talking about the live AI, so like in real
time you're integrating AI with the lenses to help you
do a task like maybe cook something.
Speaker 8 (30:14):
One of the major technology challenges that we're still working through.
But today you can use live AI for about an
hour or two straight. So to get a feeling for
what this is like, let's cut to chef jack Mancuso,
who's coming to us live from a kitchen on Meta's
campus preparing for the after party. How's it going, chef?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
All right? For the after party?
Speaker 5 (30:33):
What do you think?
Speaker 8 (30:34):
Maybe let's make I don't know what we make, Maybe
like a steak sauce, maybe inspire type thing, you know,
just to show what.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Based on that are preset in front of you select
made before. So I could definitely use the help. Hey,
metas start live AI. Okay, so he has a chef involved,
Start AI sick. This guy seems very nervous.
Speaker 9 (30:55):
We have here with soy sauce and other ingredients. How
can I help?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Hey? Can you help me make a Korean inspired steak
sauce for my steak sandwich?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Here?
Speaker 9 (31:04):
You can make a Korean inspired steak sauce using soy sauce, SESAMELI.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
What do I do first?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Okay, okay, interrupting a woman, rude?
Speaker 4 (31:14):
What do I do first?
Speaker 9 (31:16):
You already combined the base ingredients?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
So now great?
Speaker 9 (31:19):
A pair to add to the sauce.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Uh huh, what's first?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
He's panicking, This is so funny.
Speaker 9 (31:27):
Find the base ingredients. So now great the pair and
gently combine it with the bass sauce.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
All right, I think the Wi fi might be messed up.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Sorry, back to it might be this.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
This has the energy like plug and unplug it.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
This is the.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Energy of like a school project being done by like
the football team or something. I think the I think
the Wi fi is messed up. Back to you, dog
it says.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
This is ray J saying his glasses are indestructible.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah, yeah, go ahead, speedy break them. Really, I don't care.
What does feel like? He was an asshole to the AI.
He was like all right, like interrupted her, and then
she went silent at first, and then came back and
was like, well, it looks like you've already done that part.
But it's also.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Because it's so rigidly scripted.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
He knew he had to do a sequence like what
do I do first, and then when the ship went rogue,
he didn't know, Like again, it's clearly was beginning the recipe.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
He could have just been like, okay, can you repeat that?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
And then.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Of AI is it's teaching people how not to be
human and how not to be creative.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Yes, solved, So he kind of.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Really did demo it accurately.
Speaker 10 (32:40):
I'm going to start I'm gonna die here.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
I mean, I don't know if his It sounds like
he's just a chef they brought along for the ride,
but certain heads will roll. I have to imagine, Oh yeah,
they fucked that up big time. I also like, this
is a pre selected query that they're giving them just
every fucking time with AI, because like, I just want
to put this in the proud tradition of Google advertising
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their AI by being like this illiterate cal farmer uses
uses our AI to like research factors for his cheese labels.
And they put in the ad that went up on
the fucking Super Bowl. I think they edited it last
second so it didn't go live on the super Bowl,
but it was the one that like was their super
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Bowl at like put a fact in it that was
so obviously wrong. It was like it said, Guda is
the most consumable on the planet, is responsible for sixty
percent of cheese consumption on the plant, Like just so
obviously wrong, a prescripted thing, and they can't not have
AI fuck up so badly. It's just wild to me
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that this is what the entire US economy is like,
teetering on this folk room point of like AI's got
to be it man.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Yeah, and it feel like animal a more reliable than AI.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Right, and now we're gonna cut to a chimpanzee who's
gonna do a fun little trick.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
I mean, the show at Universal Studios does pretty well.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Okay, yeah, those birds they're well trained. The birds are
well trained. But we goes on to to do just like,
all right, well that didn't go great, but here's the
other thing you can do. We can do great.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
WhatsApp video calls with these glasses again, Mark cuts him on.
Looks like he's wearing literal Groudchow glasses, Like he looks
like the joke Groudchhow glasses, so it cuts to him.
He looks like he's wearing the groud show glasses. Like
they're so thick and just like not don't really fit
his head, like don't blend in with like normal glasses
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in any way.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
They're so thick, Like they're so thickick.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
And big and popping off his face. Usually that's a
many way this is this. So this is him just
trying to do a simple fucking video call with these
revolutionary glasses.
Speaker 8 (34:59):
All right, so I think our call will be coming
in any moment.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Now, what's up?
Speaker 9 (35:04):
Video call?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
There we go, Oh, I'll get pick it up. Mark,
Let's see what happened. So he's got this band on
his wrist. That's your post. I want him to open
it up.
Speaker 8 (35:20):
Maybe Boz can try calling me again.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
And he's just standing there frozen.
Speaker 8 (35:25):
All right, I got a missed video call. Okay, there's
the actual video call. All right, I'm just gonna pick
that up with my uh my neural band.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Okay, then do it. Come on, dickhead, what's going on?
Is get up?
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Get up?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
This is I don't know, you know it happens. Yeah,
let's what do you think?
Speaker 8 (35:43):
Let's just go ahead and.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
All this technology. He's never learned how to be a
normal human being.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
No, because he's outsourced.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
This is not we're not like replaying this. This is
a this is an he's standing there and trying to
phone call on this piece of technology.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
I wish Silicon Valley was still on.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I mean, it is it is this is it like
it's happening in front of our eyes. This is still
the video, all right, and she has said he hasn't
said a sentence yet.
Speaker 8 (36:19):
We're gonna buzz come out here and we're just gonna
go to the.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Next thing I wanted to show and hope that will work,
all right, and then his captive audience has no choice
but to applaud this abject of public failure.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Is that audience like the tech workers because usually they
like do it to like their employees.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
It's it's like and.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Then they're forced to applaud their dear leader.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah, this is this is like, dude, we're here with you, man,
and we love you every step.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Did I pass evaluation?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
The whole time He's just sitting there going and I
don't know, well, so here a better job, I think. Yeah,
the chef at least knew when to just be like
people hate people hate Wi Fi and that's always a problem.
I guess the Wi Fi fucked up. But what a
fucking claim to make when you are on one of
(37:15):
the most technologically advanced facilities on Earth, the Meta Campus,
and you're.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Like the fucking I think the Wi Fi fucking sucks
with Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
He's like Starlink needs to be here.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Now heads will row.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
There was another part.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
There was another feature, because they're talking about like eventually
this will do like translation and things like that.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
But this one other feature it's called conversation Focus, and
he this one he cuts to like a pre produced commercial.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
For don't say it normal like conversation focus.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
I know, but again it's like it seems like to
our new conversation focus application. It's like, what does that mean.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
It's like, you know, like you're ignoring your friends while
they're talking to you. This one he like, amplify the
sound to your head so you're less distracted. This commercial
is so fucking weird with like it looks like a
joke sketch from twenty twelve about hipsters like these are
the most hyper fashionable people. They're like I think they're
probably doing that to be like see they're wearing it
and they're fucking they're hip. But anyway, here's the conversation
(38:19):
focus thing that again, I'm not sure how this helps anyone.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
I dim, hello, how are you got the renaissance vibes
going on? Check? Oh my god, make a couple of minutes.
Speaker 9 (38:31):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
I need your advice every time I get my picture taken.
I feel like I'm not feeling normal.
Speaker 10 (38:36):
It's time.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
I want to feel like just a regular person. When
on one sack check once the amount to start conversation
focused starting, So it started the guys like, hey, I
don't take pictures?
Speaker 5 (38:46):
Good?
Speaker 4 (38:46):
Can you help me? This guy's just looking around.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Me around and being like whoa. This is like I
can't think of anything I'd rather be doing well than
talk to this dipshit.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
That Martin Zuckerberg has invented technology to deal with all
of his anti social behavior. He's like, this is what
everyone feels, right when you want to kill the planet
and not talk to people.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Hey, Jack, let me stop you right there. Shut the
fuck up for a second conversation. Focus. You give me
a technology technological edge so I can listen to the
boring ship coming out of this guy's without drifting off. Friend, Okay,
go ahead, all right, I do you just want to
hear the conversation. Conversation now, focus.
Speaker 9 (39:28):
Conversation focus, okay, go on.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
The camera comes up.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
I start to have this like serious steering headlin. Yeah,
how do I be like more normal? Man?
Speaker 5 (39:37):
How do I mean more?
Speaker 1 (39:37):
I mean?
Speaker 5 (39:38):
I can't be more normal?
Speaker 1 (39:41):
I think Mark Zuckerberg, How do I be more normal?
Speaker 3 (39:46):
How do I be human like behavior?
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Because you have, like to a lunch meeting, like with
this person and the guy goes, hey, I need to
talk to you about something. I'm having trouble taking pictures.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
This is the problems.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
How do I give tips?
Speaker 5 (40:02):
Though?
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Okay, this is how you look normal?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Natural?
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Like I'm getting my picture tape. Sometimes I play around
with something like your collar fits your sleeve a little bit.
Speaker 8 (40:09):
I mean like like.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Nobody's around, you know what I mean? The server said ready, Oh,
the server said it was time for you to eat.
But how are you gonna notice when you're in fucking
conversation focus? You got enders onto the fucking world.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
With these it.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Sounds like the worst, like when you're trying to clear
like when you're trying to edit a video and like
you're like not noise filter whatever, and then it sounds
all like robotic, and we yeah, yeah, it was like
it's okay, Wow, he's trying to turn everyone's voices into
robots because that's the only thing he feels comfortable with
his friends.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
Like this use case example is that you're face to
face with your friend and you need the glasses to
amplify the sound of their voice into your ears. I
get if you have some kind of hearing impairment or something,
maybe that's that, that's something, But this seeming was just like,
you know, when you're you meet up with the homie
and you gotta your fucking two feet in front of them,
but you still need to have the fucking sound pumped
(41:02):
into your head from your sunglasses.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
Like do you know when you.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Need a robot to translate because that's the only thing
you feel safe with, right right?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yeah? Imagine your friend being like, sorry, man, I can't
hear a single word coming out of your boring mouth
in conversation focus?
Speaker 5 (41:20):
What if?
Speaker 2 (41:20):
But then also what if you were doing that with
everyone and then you don't do it with the next person?
Who Knox team conversation Focus on anything can't promise you anything?
Speaker 4 (41:33):
What a weird world is this fucker still blabbing?
Speaker 2 (41:42):
So, Brian, kill focus? Can you try to kill focus?
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Just kill myself? Jesus right, Brian, the editor is our
you know, tech innovator on our team, and he's said
he was like the band is because you know you'll
be able to and he already has sunglasses that have
like heads up display built into them.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
But he literally said I use him as TV though.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Yeah, I use it as like a TV movie theater
on my head. I will just say. He then put
them on for us and immediately and he was like,
I just like wear these on the plane and like
watch stuff there instead of like having to hold my phone.
I was like, you look so blind right now, because
they were like so black, so opaque. And he's then
(42:34):
like showing us what he does on the plane, and
he's just like staring in the middle distance with sunglasses
on inside. It's like you're like.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Raw dogging the plane.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
But that's how you cheat.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Yeah, Like he didn't or Ring have like controversy recently
about I don't know if it was like Data or
something where they were like bad Evil Company, I can't remember,
but I'm like, this band is probably gonna you were
ship given like Zuckerberg's politics.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Oh yeah, just you're wearing a surveillance camera on your head. Yeah,
best case scenario for them. Everybody's going to be walking
around looking like a blind person in the same way
that AirPods made it hard to tell who is like
talking to themselves. And you know, now it'll be difficult
to tell if people.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
Can they sign up or a ring signed a contract
with the Department of Defense.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
That's what it was. Oh good, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm
glad I've got mine all right now. Yep yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yeap.
Who knows? Who knows?
Speaker 4 (43:35):
They don't need my medical data?
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Maybe they do. Yeah, it's going to be a point
when they turn me into a robot soldier RoboCop style.
I think they're I think they're gonna need my data.
Hell yeah, let's take a quick break and we'll be
right back.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
We'll be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
And we do just want to check in with Castel
real quick.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
I want to know what eye drops he uses, because
like it's got to be like top notched, do you
know what I mean? Like, there's no way his eyes
are not drying out.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Some people also said it could be like hyper thyroidism.
Speaker 4 (44:18):
Also, there's a there was someone on ninety Day Fiance
who has always had that shocked look and then like
someone was like, he made I think he has hyperthyroidism,
and the guy checked it.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
I was like, oh my god, thanks for telling you. Oh,
undiagnosed hyperthyroidiz still need like, but could that dry out
your eyes? It could be that or could truly just
be him being constantly in a deer caught in the
headlights moment, like I don't know what that fighter flight
thing seem prepared for this moment, any of the moments
(44:48):
where he sat down and testified in front of Congress
and was questioned about his handling of the aftermath of
the Charlie Kirk assassination.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
And yeah, like where did he put the like, you know,
the gun and.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
According to the text, according to the text, he had
to reassemble it in the forest or whatever. Right, that's God,
that's a whole other thing. So today was about that
Epsteam files or sorry, Wednesday was about the Epstein Files.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Hey, hey, when you're living in this America, every day
is about the Epstein Files.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
True. I mean, that's lest we forget, don't forget. So anyways,
they asked him questions and he gave us a classic
seminar and how to deflect and you know, look guilty
as hell. Yeah, not the best, not as best.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
Super straightforward questions right about accountability? Eric Swallwell, the congressman
is like, okay, so did you ever tell the Attorney
General Pam Bondi that Trump's name is in the Epstein files,
and he just will not answer straightforward. It's just so strange.
He's just like, did you tell her this? He's like,
(45:55):
this is him being very cool. Sure that you sound
like a baby.
Speaker 10 (45:59):
Yeah, The simple questions did you tell the Attorney General
that the president's name is in the Epstein files?
Speaker 11 (46:05):
During many conversations that the Attorney General and I have
had on the matter of Epstein, we have reviewed.
Speaker 12 (46:11):
The question is simple.
Speaker 10 (46:13):
You tell the Attorney General that Donald Trump's name is
in the Stein files? Yes or no?
Speaker 12 (46:19):
Why don't you try spelling it out direct the alphabet?
Speaker 10 (46:22):
Yes or no?
Speaker 1 (46:23):
No?
Speaker 12 (46:24):
ABC Director don't sounds.
Speaker 5 (46:26):
Like I don't want to tell us?
Speaker 10 (46:27):
Did you tell the Attorney General that Donald Trump's name
is in the Epstein files?
Speaker 12 (46:30):
Why don't you try serving your constituency in this country?
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Number?
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Anyway, So that he goes on, he really thinks he's
going to have like a moment, like that's him being
like like as soon as the person slowed down, as
soon as Eric Wall will slow down. He was like, oh, yeah,
this is going to be my viral moment.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
And he was the same. He did the same thing
to Adam Shift too, when he did the thing where
he's like you're a disc Like he just kept asking
questions like, well, you're a disgrace in your constituents.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
Well I'm rubber and your glue.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Just's weird that every time we ask that specific question
you kind of start yelling at us and like changing
the subject or like doing baby insults like.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Rings instead of going to therapy. Right right, this little
defensive body.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
By the By the end, Cash tells like the question
was asked and it was answered. He's like, no, it wasn't.
You're being evasive, and then Swallow just goes, okay, we'll
take your evasiveness as a consciousness of guilt. And he's like,
asking the answered is it? Like that is the equivalent
of saying objection your honor sustained, because it's like a thing. Yeah,
He's just he's quoting a thing that judges say in
the court of law, like asking it answered, but like
(47:39):
in his own thing, and it doesn't apply. Okay, well
subjection your honor sustained? What what That's not how this works?
He dipshit. So then uh, Swallow keeps going and he's like, okay, well,
then how many times is Trump's name in the Epstein files?
Speaker 4 (47:55):
Is it like a thousand? And He's like, I don't know,
and so so then Eric smallow kind and it starts
catching it get catches them slipping up with just a
simple as like, well.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
How many times is it? I'm going to just assume
it's a thousand? And this is where this whole exchange
kicks off.
Speaker 10 (48:08):
Characterize the numbers however you want it, claiming my time, director,
it sounds like if you don't know the number, it
could at least be.
Speaker 12 (48:15):
A thousand times, which is not.
Speaker 9 (48:17):
It's not.
Speaker 12 (48:17):
Is it at least five hundred times?
Speaker 10 (48:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Is at least one hundred times?
Speaker 2 (48:20):
No?
Speaker 10 (48:20):
Then what's the number?
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Number?
Speaker 12 (48:22):
It's not that.
Speaker 10 (48:23):
Do you think it might be your job to know
the number?
Speaker 11 (48:26):
My job is to provide on the safety and security
of this country. My job is not to engage in
political windows. So you can go out to the sticks
and get your twenty second hit and your fundraising time
to keep going.
Speaker 12 (48:37):
Reclaiming your time because the people of.
Speaker 11 (48:39):
California are being underserved by your representation is not implicated.
Speaker 12 (48:43):
Why not release everything that involves We have.
Speaker 11 (48:45):
Released everything the President in anyone else's side that is
credible and lawfully be able to be released. Your fixation
on this matter and basis accusations that I'm highing well
is disgusting. Anyone that says that needs to look at
the stats alone and go back to the state of California.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Who's receiving anyway, there he goes.
Speaker 4 (49:04):
He just keeps going.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
On the hiding child pedophiles.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
Yeah, yeah, I think he was getting to push a
t dish track the story of Adidon mixed up. You
are hiding a child pedophiles.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
That was really clever, Miles, very quick, very clever.
Speaker 4 (49:19):
You know, got to bring up push a tea when
I start a podcast and the drake be from five
years ago or nine or six years ago at this point,
and then there's finally Jasmine Crockett comes through. Jiz Okay, wait.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
Can I say something about Jasmine Crockett. Yes, I love
these moments. I think they're fun. I wish her policy
would extend beyond having Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
She's just a hot, hot bite, you know artist, and
it's really frustrating.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
I'm like that one moment.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
With Marjorie Tail, like the butch body went viral and
then she was like, I'm just gonna do this forever,
and it's like, fucking do something, do more.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 4 (49:55):
It's also funny to see her her style become more
and more like sort of ostinious too, because in this
clip she's got fucking shoulder pads and like, oh my god,
this is shit. I'm like, Okay, the glow up is
looking real.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Tazment literally like, how do I look more prominent on TikTok?
Speaker 1 (50:11):
How do I do this look? And this is again,
I just this is her just being like, you're the
technically you're actually just the least qualified FBI director. This
is basically her being like you suck shit and you
should leave.
Speaker 13 (50:24):
Because I did have to make sure that I wasn't
going crazy. But when I say that you are the
least qualified FBI director in the history of the FBI,
that is real because you are the only one that
never even served with the FBI prior to joining. Yet
we are supposed to believe that you are the greatest
thing since lights bread.
Speaker 12 (50:44):
I didn't ask you a question.
Speaker 4 (50:46):
Now.
Speaker 13 (50:47):
What I want to go through is to talk about
why you are a failure and why honestly, we just
need to tell you bye bye.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
That is so funny. I'm sorry that is she is
really good at that, but like.
Speaker 4 (51:01):
Jesus, yeah exactly, but that's all we get. Like these
are the crumbs that any person who doesn't like what's
happening in this country has to fucking live off of.
Is like, well, they're rhetorically saying things.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
Also, it's just so funny to be told you're like
a failure at your job at work on TV in
front of everyone, and you're not like if you push back,
they reclaim their time.
Speaker 3 (51:23):
Like it's so funny.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
Yeah, he's like.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
I feel like I know, like the exact type of
Indian man, this insecure Indian man.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
This is like.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
Yeah, I've seen it so many times, and it's like
you can tell he's trying to like amp himself up
to like have a funny retort or something, but he
just looks so weak.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
He looks so like defeated.
Speaker 4 (51:52):
You know it's because you know he's he's already fighting
from the wrong side, and he's just like it sucks
because everyone knows this reeks of a cover up and
he's trying to be calm about it and not like
I think he's trying to put aside in his brain.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
That's like, I'm part of the cover up.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
A few years ago, I was writing ai children's books
and podcasting, like, let me just promote Casper please.
Speaker 4 (52:16):
Now, this lady with the pearls on is fucking coastest.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
Yeah, it's probably worse for him than he even realizes,
because like, yeah, I mean, he's definitely gonna be used
as a fall guy here right when they're warming up.
I mean, and this performance only puts more attention on
it because he looked so evasive. Yeah. Well, Paulay, it's
been such a pleasure having you on the daily. Thank
you so oh my goodness, Where can people find you?
(52:43):
Follow you? Have I heard? Tell that? Fasual Recognition Comedy
is coming up tonight this evening.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
This Friday evening, ten pm at the Comedy Store. If
you haven't been, what the fuck are you waiting for?
Speaker 1 (52:54):
We'll get along with you.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
We're we're propelling into fascism. They're not gonna let brown
people have the mic in like three weeks. Just come
through tonight, pack it out, okay, and it'll be a.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
Party a Yeah.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
The only rap song that we'll be able to listen
to in three weeks House of Pains.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
Jump Around, Yeah, they're like, yeah, jump around is really
in line with our politics for some reason.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
And then I'm at Paula Viganalen everywhere p A l
A v I g U n Alien. I have a
foster cat that I posted about if anybody wants to
adopt a cat. He's really sweet and he gets along
with dogs, So there's that nice. Yeah, you got to
use your net.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
Where where do they hit you?
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Hit me up on Instagram and don't like fake hit
me up. They'll be like, I want to budget. Like,
now you're talking to me, I'm going I'm going to
force you to adopt a cat if you talk.
Speaker 1 (53:49):
Reason, don't do that. Don't do that. Is there a
work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 2 (53:56):
Fucking tanahasy coats Vanity Fair article?
Speaker 1 (53:59):
Yeah, so good, I know.
Speaker 3 (54:02):
But I just like he is.
Speaker 2 (54:05):
His is insane, Like his incisive delivery that is also
poetic at the same time is like, I'm so glad
he's a writer who is on my side politically, and
I'm so I view him as like someone whose ability
(54:27):
to evolve is should be lauded. And you know, people
who had the correct opinions from the beginning also great.
But I do think that having examples of people who
can change their minds without losing grace is really important.
But oh my god, like this man can fucking write, dude,
(54:50):
I'm just just the talent is jumping off the page. Incredible,
And I love that we have someone other than Ezra
clae I writing about this.
Speaker 1 (55:02):
You know that was gonna be my work of media.
I was gonna write people check out Ezra Cline's cool column.
Speaker 3 (55:08):
Ezra Cline.
Speaker 1 (55:10):
In many ways I envy the movement that he built.
Speaker 3 (55:13):
Oh oh yeah, He's like, yeah, it's abundance.
Speaker 2 (55:15):
We need more movements.
Speaker 1 (55:18):
Mainly what we need.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Deregulation of hate speech.
Speaker 1 (55:22):
Deregulation miles ah, where can people find you? Man will
find you? Is there work media you've been enjoying? Oh me,
Oh yes, you can find me at miles of gray
fucking everywhere, and you can find me time onout ninety
(55:42):
day fiance with Sophia Alexandra on four twenty day fiance. Yes, yes,
twenty now I've heard everything, Yeah, you've heard it all.
It's that's a clever name.
Speaker 5 (55:51):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
Let's see a work of media. I like, no, there's
nothing really, but I've witnessed on the internet recently that
brings me much pleasure. So I've no just just y'all,
y'all do you I'll say that that's my workimedia, y'all.
Do you.
Speaker 2 (56:06):
Everyone's sitting in a quiet room, raw dog without the
meta glasses and just think, think thoughts.
Speaker 1 (56:12):
Think thoughts. Present know that in this moment, you're okay, Yeah,
let's see if I can find one goddamn thing.
Speaker 2 (56:21):
Jack's like, fuck that, here's a piece of media.
Speaker 1 (56:23):
I like, no, that's all stuff about the fucking fascist takeover.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
This is the moments where we need dancing with the
stars to launder this terrifying presentment.
Speaker 1 (56:38):
That's rue. That's the main thing we need. Let's see.
Speaking of Cash, Battell, I like thing in headline desperate Cash.
Fattel asks shooters family if they can solve any other cases.
Speaker 3 (56:50):
That was so funny, that were so good.
Speaker 1 (56:53):
Harrison Wine, Red just a non sequitor, tweeted, even if
Dracula existed, it wouldn't be that big of a problem.
I agree.
Speaker 10 (57:03):
Him.
Speaker 1 (57:03):
Dracula. Geez, guys just going around spreading eternal life.
Speaker 2 (57:09):
I think it's our problem because we're like horny for vampires.
So we're like, well he would seduce me. It's like,
you just want to fuck a vampire, dude.
Speaker 1 (57:18):
Yeah, one problem with me is Dracula want to fuck
me so bad?
Speaker 2 (57:23):
Yeah, he's gonna dude. It's an analog for the queer community.
They're like, well, what if he hits on me?
Speaker 1 (57:30):
What about that? I'm his type type B. You can
find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore, Brian blue Skyjack
o B the Number one. You can find us on
Twitter and blue Sky at Daily Zeikeeist. We're at the
Daily Zeikeist on Instagram. You can go to the description
of this episode wherever you're listening to it, and there
(57:51):
at the bottom you will find the footnotes. We link
off to the information that we talked about. We'll link
off to the Tana Hussey Coats article. We also lick
off to a song that we think you might enjoy. Hey, Miles,
is there a song that you think that people might enjoy?
Speaker 4 (58:05):
Yeah? This is a nice, like little peaceful track by
the artist World Brain. The track is called Minute Papion
and just like a fun it feels kind of like
some like six seventies basa nova type shit. But like
the vocalist is singing French and it's very like just
nice and viby, you know what I mean. So it'll
(58:26):
it feels.
Speaker 1 (58:27):
Not like where we are now. I think that's the
best part about this song. You put it on, it
will take you out of where you are. So minute
Papillon by World Brain. All right, we will look off
to that. In the footnote for Daily Guys does a
production of iHeartRadio. For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the
iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you listen to your
(58:48):
favorite shows. That is going to do it for us
this week. We are back tomorrow with a you know,
the weekly zeite geist with the greatest hits from this
week's episode, and also back on Monday morning to tell
you what was trending over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (59:05):
And ABC doesn't pull you for all of your comments.
Speaker 1 (59:10):
It's you never know. We we we've decided that we
think we're too second rate and small time. We're the
opposite of too big to fail. We're actually too small
to note exactly. That's what we're counting on is that
they're just like I don't know, they'll definitely they're bigger,
(59:32):
sh like they'll cancel fucking crooked Media or something. Before
they cancel on, we'll get rid of MSNBC or something.
You know, that's the kind of ship that they're going for. Yeah. Anyways, uh,
I hope everybody has a safe weekend and we'll talk
to y'all on Monday. Bye bye bye.
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