Watching Films on the Toilet

Eamonn and Ben dump a couple of logs in the toilet fire and check out Shane Black's The Long Kiss Goodnight! There's an annual festive rap from Big Turkey Neck, an angry man from Plymouth delivers a Christmas message, and Gordon Ramsey pops in for a chat! And with a whole host of celebrity messages, this episode is even better than finding a lump of coal in your stocking! Ho! Ho! Ho?

Eamonn and Ben get drawn into their own survival horror movie while they watch 30 Days of Night! And - spoiler alert - they don't make it out alive! There are letters from the worm in Eamonn's brain and a really angry man from Plymouth. Plus an exclusive anniversary interview with Tony Montana! You know how you can't look away from a car crash? Let us know if you can't stop listening to one. 

Eamonn and Ben don their togas for a fearsome back and forth about Gladiator 2! A host of celebrities line up to deliver an offensive message to Ben, and we hear what Donald Trump really thought of The Apprentice. Plus there's an in depth discussion about Tom Cruise' bulbous nose, Jeff Bridges pops along for a high-pitched interview and there's a whole lot of nonsense about stupid historical figures!

Eamonn and Ben celebrate Trump’s historic victory by watching a film he referred to as “a hatchet job” - The Apprentice! There’s letters from a couple of disgraced celebrities, and an interview with none other than… Donald Trump! You’ll also learn the important rules that every alpha male should follow to make it in the world, and there’s a right kerfuffle when it’s time to fish or flush!

Eamonn and Ben stretch their vocal cords for a chat about Joker: Folie à Deux! Ben also receives some long-awaited answers about his kidnapping in France and Eamonn shares some statistics! Sounds fun, right? There’s also an interview with The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment, a letter from the deceased King of Pop and that game they can’t decide a name for!

Eamonn and Ben are replaced by devil dolls for a discussion about Longlegs! After they've guessed how long Longlegs legs really are, they have a nice chat with Jason Statham, receive a couple of scathing letters and stare at some shiny balls full of devil mind gas. Plus there’s another high stakes game you can join in with at home AND Ben finds some weird black goo...

In which Eamonn and Ben struggle through the universally panned, Blade Trinity.

Eamonn faces inner turmoil, Ben takes a joke too far, there are letters from angry Plymouthians and they promise the next episode will be better.

“Haven’t you read Stoker’s fable?”

Uh? In this episode Eamonn and Ben get ever so Scottish with 80s fantasy classic, Highlander! There's more chat about Gladiators, shocking events in their hometown and a Summarwee battle to the death! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Eamonn and Ben celebrate the festive season by watching Michael Mann’s Miami Vice (2006)! Ho, ho, ho? There’s a lot of Jim Ross talk, a really boring Top 5 and the greatest pic n’ mix sweet of all time.

“I'm a fiend for mojitos.”

Eamonn and Ben get hostile as they disagree on David Fincher's latest, The Killer (2023)! They also get unusually political, come up with a new job for the sultry Masterchef narrator and discuss playlists for professional killers. 

"Empathy is weakness."

In this episode Eamonn and Ben share their thoughts on Scorsese’s latest, Killers of the Flower Moon. There’s a letter from a controversial public figure, more excellent Pic n’ Mix chat and a whole lot of talk about the heights of your favourite actors.

“He is saving you, DUMB BOY!”

Eamonn and Ben check out David Gordon Green's latest attempt at resurrecting a beloved horror franchise, The Exorcist: Believer! There are also letters from podcast nemesis Josh Widdicombe and director Steven Spielberg, in-depth pic 'N' mix reviews, and really irritating kids. 

"THE BODY AND THE BLOOD!"

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