AKs And Pizza 9-15-23 Hour 3

Is Your Pizza Taking too long? Show it your AK-47. And Sarah has your fun facts about crabs!

Episode Transcript

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No. Sarah with the news.Happy Blue Friday, Happy Blue Friday.
Seahawks week visiting Detroit for their twoweek matchup morning Sunday morning matchups at Ford
Field. This morning, this morning, Sunday morning. It's Friday, you
know, so all right, tenam Sunday, Go Hawks, Go Hawks.

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So what do you do when yourpizza's taken too long? You'll pull
out your ak and threatened the pizzamaker. Really, this guy goes into
a little Caesar's and his six dollarpepperoni pizza was taken too long. They
told him it would take ten minutes, and it took a little longer,
and they said, we'll give yousome pretty crazy bread. He didn't like

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that answer. He is now facingfour counts of aggravated assault. Was this
Florida, Believe it or not,It wasn't Russia. It was Louisiana,
Florida. Light this is true.Well, as we said, it's Friday,
I know what that means. It'stime for the Friday fun facts.

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Yesterday was International crab Festday. Internationalcrab Fest Day. Yum, some fun
facts. Worry about crabs. Turnsout they can walk in all directions.
Really, they just choose to walkand run sideways most of the time.
I always assume that they could onlygo sideways me too. Crabs are decapods,

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meaning they have ten legs. Femalecrabs can release one thousand to two
thousand eggs all at once, menand taken care of all of those diapers.
The lifespan of a small crab isusually three to four years, but
a larger crab like the Japanese spidercrab, can live one hundred years.
Wow, And of course crab makesfor good eaten look Coming up, Danny

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Vanaducci combines a few of his favoritethings, getting a haircut and talking to
people he doesn't know, and performing. He winds out all of that together
into one enjoyable experience. What exactlywent on here? Danny will share this
story with us after Guns of Roseson one five casey Okay, the class
a raxation. Good morning, gentlemen, Good morning. Another celebrity in hot

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water today that is wide Away.You're five forty five in the morning,
the former child starring Partner's Family.Now it's a day radio show in Seattle.
Danny is with us right now.Danny, you are at the star
in the part of family. Helloworld, there's a star actor and current
radio host on Kazy Okay in Seattle, Danny Bona Ducci. This is the

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Danny Bona Ducci Show. Shade anda Haircut. You're mom. So I

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was mentioned that I needed a haircut. I look like big Footing. We
have at a big Foot Is reel. Just Harry is hogin big Anyway.
Guy called episode, I'll give youa haircut. That's my business is right
down the street from you. SoI went down there. You know how
I like to talk to strangers.Oh yeah, Well I went in there
and this guy's got disco balls inthe middle of a salon and he's so
cool. Don't go break in myheart. I wouldn't if I tried.

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Came on, I started to singalong with that and he joined me,
and we did a duet right inthe middle of the air salon with a
tough fun and I got a haircut. The Danny Bonaducci and Sarah Morning Show,
the classic rock station one h twopoint five kizy Okay. There's at
least one place in the world wherea man's gut is treasured and not shamed.

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I want to hear about this.Southern Ethiopia. It's the Bodi tribe.
Guys. I love those guys.They hold an annual festival where the
man the biggest gut is honored andcelebrated. You don't they have that for
tricks too. Big bellies? Yeah, that they appreciate big bellies. Oh

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well, I'm not sure about that. But this is a very specific honor
that they get like once a year. It's competition and male competitors. They
load up on their diet of cow'smilk, raw blood, honey for months
and the man who is the fattestin the stomach wins the respect of the
entire tribe for life. I don'tknow if it's worth it to be fat.

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Yeah, I mean you think abouta lot of times with men,
they can be real skinny and thenthey've just got the big round thing in
the front. Right. Apparently Ihave to do is go to southern Ethiopia
and you are revered cool. BecauseI was just planning on my trip there.
Alis Cayman was found wandering in Philadelphia. A Cayman. Those things that

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were like smaller alligators exactly a doingin Philly. I'm glad you figured that
out, because I think Waldo thoughtI said caveman. I thought you said,
hey man, hey man, acaveman cayman was just found in Philadelphia.
So here's what happened. Animal rescuersgot reports of an alligator in a
park. I mean, imagine you'rein Philadelphia and you're like, look at

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the Liberty bell and the mint,and then you see an alligator walk down
the street. There's weirder things inPhilly walking around. At one point you
yeah, damn right. Animal controlwe're called to the scene of this loose
alligator and it turned out to bea cayman who is a smaller version of
the alligator. Isn't that jess asweird? Yeah, now that you mentioned

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it, Danny, you are correct. It is just as weird, jess
as weird. It is smaller though, so that what they believe happened is
it was somebody's pet who were like, oh gosh, I don't know how
to take care of a cayman anymore. If people are terrible, Danny,
I would have turned it into atleast one shoe. We love a good
heist story, a good HIGs movie. That's here. Well, this is

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an update to a story that wetalked about maybe a year ago. About
a former Mexican beauty queen and herpartner who were busted and now sentenced to
a massive wine heist. I'm sorrywhat They went to a super fancy restaurant
slash hotel right where the bottles ofwine are in the thousands. They stole

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one point seven million dollars of wine. That's crazy. This is one of
those total like why isn't this starringGeorge Clooney and Julia Roberts. They made
off with the wine, including onebottle that was worth three hundred and seventy
five thousand dollars worth is a verystrong word, two hundred and seventeen years
old. They needed the help oflike the FBI and the CIA and everybody

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else because these people made a cleangetaway, so they don't know where it
is. It's gone until now.Right on they found in these two real
good looking folk with fine taste andwine. They were tracked down. It
took him a couple of years.They have been sentenced to four years in
prison. Now did the wine getbetter or just to uinder what, none

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of it has been recovered. Ohman, you look for the rich drunk
guy. One point seven million dollarsof wine, just pof up and smoke,
or, as Danny saiders looked forthe real rich guy with the red
wine lips. Yeah, now Sarahwith music and entertainment news. But one
of Danny's favorite pastimes is googling people'snet worth, and according to Celebrity net

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Worth, the richest actress in theworld is someone that's going to have you
saying Jamie Gertz, who's that hugestar from the nineteen eighties Lost Boys,
less than Zero, the TV showSquare Pegs. She's been in Modern Family
and this is us. It's notthat her movies in the eighties did that.

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Well. She is also married toa billionaire. Oh, that'll help
Tony wrestler and that's his name.The pair are co owners of the NBA
team, the Atlanta Hawks. Otherpeople on the list, again, this
is the richest actresses in the worldMary Kate and Ashley Olsen, who have

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a combined net worth of half abillion dollars. Well, that's not fair
to combine them. Well they're thesame person. Yeah, it's because they
share a business, making them togetherboth worth this much. Jennifer Lopez four
hundred million, but on the listof America's richest self made women. Reese

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Witherspoon is the richest self made actress. Who would have thought four hundred and
forty million, Oh my gosh.I never would like back in the day
watching her in Legally Blonde, neverwould have thought, nope, go away.
Well. This weekend, kesey okayhas your chance to see the G
three concert Guitar Gods Joe Satriani,Steve Vai and Eric Johnson all together at

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the Moore Theater January thirty first,All weekend long, you get a chance
to win. You're just listening forthe keywords every time you hear one.
Entered at kasok dot com for yourshot at G three tickets The Danny Bonadouci
and Sarah Morning Show one h twopoint five kise okay the classic rock station.
What's on the leak screen? Whynot? Ask Waldo. He's gonna

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tell us if these movies are worthseeing or not? What does Rotten Tomatoes
say? He'll tell us. Firstup as Haunting in Venice, which is
a Agatha Christie post World War twoVenice on All Hallow's Eve. It's a
terrifying mystery with Hercule Poirot. Heis now living in self imposed exile in
Venice. It is directed by Annestars Kenneth Brauna, Jamie Dornan, Tina

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Fey, and Michelle Yo. Hauntingin Venice. The reviewers are saying,
what Waldo, Hi in Venice morelike Haunting in the Nass, because this
movie is the Naics. Seventy eightpercent fresh. Okay, I love these
Agatha Christie remakes that they're doing,so maybe I'd go see that because it
sounds been nice the Nass. DumbMoney also opening up Paul Danno, Pete

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Davidson, and Nick Offerman. Thisis the comedy based on the insane true
story of everyday people who flipped thescript on Wall Street and got rich by
turning Game Stop into the world's hottestcompany, Dumb Money. Waldo, what
is Rotten Tomato saying about this?One who said you have to be smart
to make money? Because you don't, you just need Pete Davidson eighty two
percent fresh audience. Okay, you'reblowing my mind. Well, thank you.

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Whether or not we go to thesemovies remains to be seen, but
what we do know is right aboutnine thirty five, we will bring you
make Danny laugh. Make sure tohave your best, short, clean joke,
ready to go make Danny laugh.Right about nine thirty five. Well
up. Next is Danny Bonaducci's take. Danny gives us his opinion on the
phrase no worries. What does hethink about this? We'll find out together.

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It's Danny Bonaducci's take. Next onone h two point five kas Okay,
the classic rock station. It's oneor two point five k Okay,
a classic rock station. Sure,I saw some red flags the Danny Bonaducci
and Sarah Morning Show. He's anurse. Here's Danny Bonaducci's take. Okay,
here's my take on why the phraseno worries is very worrisome. Listen,

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if I go out of my wayto say thank you and you was
fond with no worries, that impliesI was worried about something, when really
I'm just trying to express gratitude,say you're welcome like a normal person.
Even worse, if I'm apologizing orsomething and you was fond with no worries,
I'm just going to kick you rightin the nord. Anyway, I
am blaming the Australians for this one, or maybe the Brits. That's my

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take. On why you should stopsaying no worries. The Danny Bonaducci and
Sarah Morning Show, The Classic RockStation one h two point five kazy.
Okay, scientists have found a newsubstance that appears to be so deadly.
Oh deadly? Is it? Theyhave named it in honor of Keyano Reeves.

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Okay, that's cool. So isit just called Keianu Reeves? It
is named this because of his JohnWick character, which I saw again two
nights ago. It's so good,it's so good. So this is a
new substance. It is deadly tofung guy that they say is just so
incredibly deadly that they felt honored toname it Keyanu Masons. I don't get

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it at all. Well, it'sit's a Mason, is what the last
part of this organic species is?Yeah, And so it's named Keyanu Keyanu
Masons. Keano Mason's right, Andthat's because his character in John Wick is
deadly? Okay cool. Columbia plansto round up about half of Pablo Escobar's

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famous hippos and ship them out ofthe country. Why does that guy have
hips? Do you remember this tale? Hippos don't have tales. Pablo Escobar
when he was in his heyday,imported one male and three female hippos to
his ranch. No I do rememberthat. Actually, so this was nineteen
eighty, like early nineteen eighties.Authorities then, you know, God Pablo

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Escobar into custody in nineteen ninety one, and at the time, authorities didn't
really think much about the hippos.Right, But guess what hippos and rabbits
have in common? Oh, Ihope they don't bone rabbits. They are
now saying, if nothing is done, that these hippos could reach a population
of fifteen hundred in just a fewyears. So what's wrong with that?

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They eat everything and kill people.Well, that's not good at all.
Now they are sending them to otherplaces like India, Mexico, Ecuador,
the Philippines. They're trying to findplaces to send hippos because they can't just
stay in Colombia they can. That'sa that's a problem, man, That
sounds like a problem to me.You always hear these stories about drug kingpins

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and stuff. Who you know,want to have exotic animals? A hippo
I don't know, but you needsuch a big space for a hippo exactly.
That just wouldn't be on my list, right, Yeah, Tiger's on
a gold leash that was supposed tobe what's your face? That was beautiful?
Thank you. Chimneys are for fireplacesand fireplaces only. Oh let me

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rephrase, sure, chimneys are forfireplaces or Santa Claus. Okay, that's
good. But now once again wehave got a story about somebody going in
the wrong way right from the bottomup. No, like pretending to be
Santa Claus and getting stuck because theywere trying to burgle a house. How
could you know who's that? Stupid? Yeah, and believe it or not,

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Slash Update. Now Sarah with sports. That's right, let's take a look

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at sports. Sports Sports brought toyou by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing a
DUI call one eight hundred do youawa one eight hundred? Well, we
are being joined by our friend Puckfrom ninety three point three kjr FM.
Hello, it has been too long. How are you? It has been
quite a while. I don't seeyou very often? Well, you don't.

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You don't like to slum it withthe sports guys, all UFM people,
even though we're technically FM, butwe're kind of like we're like FM
light. Well you know what Iyou guys don't like to come on down
here. I go over to yourstudio and you guys are just always talking
and talking and talking. And whenyou're not talking, you're playing golf.
We'll see. Here's the difference betweenwhat we do over there and talk radio

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and music. See, we don't. We can't just like you know,
play music all day long. We'vegot to actually talk, Sarah, and
we've got three hours of hard hittingsports analysis. You can't just throw on
led Zeppelin songs. Just do along set of Leonard Yeah, Freebird and
the Stairway to Heaven. Yeah,No, it's good in the end.
Yeah, you got your jersey on? Is that homemade? No? This

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is It's all right. So letme explain for what are these things called
beads? Sequence? I am coveredin sequence and I look, yes,
exactly, I'm wearing silver sequence.Did you go to the concert Lasson?
My wife did? She said?Really it was bad? What they're not
good? You're blowing my mind rightnow. You didn't like it? It

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was really like it or it wasn'ta people left early, really controversial.
Well, I am, we're inmy my twelve shirt. Let's talk about
the Seahawks Sunday, Detroit, tenam. They're gonna rebound, Well,
they better, I mean, butI mean it's stacked against them, and
they're gonna be out there two tackles, They're two starting tackles are going to

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be out for the game. Soand they're going up against a team defensively
that looked good in Week one againstKansas City and they got Aiden Hutchinson and
they looked awful. That was aboutas bad as I've ever seen a Pete
Carroll Seahawks team look in the secondhalf. I mean, they look good
in the first half, but secondhalf they were that. They were awful.
It was embarrassing. Where's the blame, though? Where? Like?
Who do you? All of them? All of it? I mean all

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of my coaches, the players.I mean, you have players come out
after the game and said the otherteam played harder, that that's not good.
After week one, and then twodays later you have more players come
out dk Metcalf saying well, Iwasn't one hundred percent prepared, Like how
are you not one hundred percent prepared? I get it, Like Week eight,
Week nine, maybe you know theyou know, the kind of dog

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days of the season, but theopening game of the season and you're not
ready to go the red flag.They have to bounce back this week.
If they don't, you're oh andtwo. They come back. They played
Carolina, they should win that one. But you know this is they need
to get right for themselves on Sunday. Do you know what the odds are,
Well, it's fluctuate. It's likesix. I want to say it's

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Lions down to four and a halfnow it's kind of bounced between four and
a half and five and a half. I would roll with the Lions,
but I'm glass half empty on theSeahawks. Yeah, that's just how I
like to live life. Oh,I would imagine you are as half full
with the Mariners. Thought, whywouldn't you be exactly game and half up
on a playoff spot there with withToronto just half game back at Texas.
They start a big series here withthe Dodgers tonight and they're still very much

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alive for the division only game andhalf back of Houston. So and they'll
face Houston coming up what next weekfor three games? Yep, Yeah,
they they haven't guaranteed themselves the playoffspot, but they're playing good. They're
they've got some tough games coming up. They sell seven games ranking with Texas,
but yeah, they're right there.That's wild. So it's certainly better
how the season started. I wouldbe nice for one year for them to

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get off to a nice start,ye and give themselves some breathing room as
the season winds down. Look atyou're being all sorts of positive. Yeah,
it's unlike me. I think itcaught me out a good time day.
The weather's been nice, weather's nice. It's not it's not the sun
that setting at for thirty yet exactly. It's getting worse. Yeah, it's
gonna be spectacular this weekend though,and especially with the Dodgers coming to town.

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We've got a seven ten start timetonight. George Kirby on the mound
for yours Seattle Mariners college football.Okay, we've got a lot happening,
of course this weekend, but everyoneis talking about prime time coach prime What
on earth happened with Dion Sanders?Yes, was it yesterday? Yesterday or

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two days ago? So they're playingColorado State coming up on Saturday and Boulder
and you know two rivals. Obviously, they usually would play at the beginning
of the season. I may beincredible. I think no, it's at
Boulder. They used to play atMile High. Anyways, it doesn't matter.
The head coach at Colorado State,j Norvell, went on his coaches
show, and if you watch Donand his press conference and interviews, Deon

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kind of has a I don't knowhis signature. Look, he wears a
hat and wears these big like sunglasses. They look almost like pitfper sunglasses are
huge, and he wears them.And so Jay Norvelle, for whatever reason,
I don't know why, went onhis coaches show and was like,
and I told this guy, youknow to the ESPN guys, when I
do a press conference in interviews withadults, I take my hat off and

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my sunglasses and look people in theeye because that's the way my mom raised
metcha. And they are huge underdogsin this game. It's like twenty four
points. Colorado's fair bike. Theyare again. I mean my school,
Washington State played him in the firstgame and they killed them. Yeah,
Colorado is gonna wipe the field withthem. Now they were gonna wipe the
field of them were regardless of whathe said, it's just gonna get worse

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now. I mean, it's justabsolutely Dion and his team Now they're gonna
embrace it now. Yeah, thismorning he handed out sunglasses to his team,
and I guarantee you when they win, he will walk to that fifty
yard line and it's gonna have ahat and sunglasses is gonna hand. That's
what I would do well. DanSanders did respond saying this, I'm mind

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of my own business, watching somefilm, trying to get ready, trying
to get out of here and bethe best coach jacket Bee and I look
up and that reasonable judge Dan sayingabout him once again, why would you
want to talk about us? Wedon't all about. All we do is
go out work. But when theygive us ammunition, be a good game.

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You know what he's like. He'slike a Southern Baptist preacher. That's
what he's That's what he's like.And it's just they You can't add any
more motivation to a team that's alreadymotivated. Because with that team in particular,
there's just really two camps. There'sa camp that loves them and like
we do anything in society. Wedo this with everything right. We build
you up, build you up,build you up, and then we can't

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wait to watch you fail. Sowe've built this whole Dion thing up.
And now people want him to fail, so they want them to lose.
So he uses now already that motivationfor his team. His team is,
you know, a bunch of transfersand transplants and all that. And then
you've got the Colorado State I meanhead coach opening up his mouth and he's
just gonna get punked. I mean, players are gonna talk trash to him,

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layers are gonna be oh my god, it's like musty TV. Now,
the best party will be at theend of the game to see what
what what the reaction of the playerswill be, and what their reaction of
Dion will be. On that Handshank, I can't wait to see it.
Of course, a lot of peoplewill be watching your team. Who are
you playing? The Coups playing thisAmerica's team, Yes, America's team.

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We've got the vaunted Northern Colorado Bears. Oh, I see from a lower
level, so it should be ashould be an easy, easy win there
for the Coups. Huskies, theygot they got Michigan State. They're on
Saturday. We don't want me toget into the coach. See, I
can't see. I can't say whatI can say on my show. You
don't let me say here, butno, I've got my finger on the
dump butter. So the guy thatwell, I can already see the wheels

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are turning. I'm trying to thinkof something. Yeah, yeah, So
he's out. So that that gamekicks off at two. It's on Peacock.
So people don't understand this. Ifyou don't have that Peacock screaming thing,
you're not gonna watch again. Youcan listen to it at ninety three
point three k during FM. Wellthere you go. Problem solved. The
Rain are back on the pitch tomorrowplaying Portland at seven thirty Sounders they are

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having a match against Dallas five thirtyon Sunday sunders. Yeah, I mean
right, very exciting weekend overall insports. And of course the conversation continues
over on ninety three point three KJRFM, Puck, thank you for coming in.
You got anytime. We love thistime of year, So you'll join
us next Friday. Best, Yeahfor sure? All right, love it

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five two one O two five andwe'll crack up together. Radio friendly,
short, clean joke. Let's goJames and bottles up first. Hey,
James, good marry Danny, mybrother. I got a couple of sailor
jokes. Okay, okay, wehave do sea monsters like to eat?
I don't know what do seamsters liketo eat? Fish and ships? That's

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pretty good. That's pretty good.Man. Why why why couldn't the absent
minded sailor remember his alphabet? Whycouldn't the absent minded sailor remember his alphabet?
He always got lost at sea?Okay, super funny, Buddy's super
funny. Sharon in Seattle is next, Hey, Sharon, Hey, what's

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going on? What's going on withyou? Let's get funny? Oh?
Okay, knock knock, who's there? Buckle? Buckle? Who buckle?
Did you with soda and not muchelse these days. Wow, that's about
of what. But I'd like tobreak Jack and yell. You are next

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for make Danny laugh? Hi Jack, Good morning Danny. How are you
doing all good? Buddy? Whatdo you got for me? What is
red and bad for your teeth?Well? I don't know what is red
and bad for your teeth? Abrick? Yep? I did? All
right? That would be it?Oh Andy in Tacoma? Can you make

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Danny laugh today? Andy? What'sup buddy? Marvelous morning show folks?
Damn right? What do you gotDanny? Did I tell you that I'm
promoting the eating of dried grapes?No, you didn't tell me that,
Andy, I'm raising awareness. Okay, man, we're on a home run
derby today. Thanks man. Hey, it's our friend Dorris in Chicago.

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Hey Doris, how you ben,sweetheart? I'm good? How are you,
Danny? I'm doing very well.I miss our little chats. What
you got for us today? Well, I'm going to tell you what I
how, but I've gotta plump thisreal quick. You have to listen to
my podcast. What your guy?What is the Sean Squad Society podcast?

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We're on on a platforms and we'reon Instagram and Facebook. You can find
her. Okay, I'm looking forwardto it. Okay, So where does
you take someone that's been injured ina peek a book contrast? All right,
peka, I don't know what.I've got my own joke. You

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take down to the I see youwell as a long walk. I felly
Dorris, but always fun. Thishas been Make Danny last on the Danny
Bunnadochi and Sarah Morning Show. We'llsee you next week two point five man,
I love make Danny laugh and bythe way, alleys up next to

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get your work day started with aton of classic rock and roll. Have
a great weekend, everybody. By