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The Danny Bonaduti on Seah Morning Show, the Classic rock Station one oh two
point five. Kazy okay, it'szero with your fifty forecasts. Oh would
you like to get tied up beingthe motion of the ocean. Maybe you
want to rock back and forth orlet the salty wet stuff caress your curves.
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Always perfect boating weather. You shouldtake that boat out a slungs right
in this temperature seventy five and weknow what you're talking about. It is
gonna be seventy five all weekend long. You're lung or short, it's gonna
feel good. Just get out thereand found away at those waves. The
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temperature on the Union sixty nine oris it fifty six? Anyway, take
it in and enjoy. I'll bethinking of you. Cook the best for
the franticiato, Sarah. That's whatyou're talking about. And that was Sarah's
filthy forecast. One oh two pointfive, kazy okay, it's still would
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come on the Danny Bonaducci and SarahMorning Show. Well, everybody's talking about
Barbie, but looks like Ken isthe one getting the call to the Hall
of Fame. I will explain aten foot megabear is attacking people. Oh
way, I've got the details becauseit's the big news of the day on
the under four Danny Bonaducci and SarahMorning Show one oh two point five Kazier
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Okay, the home of Classic Roags, Danny Bonaducci and the Big News of
the day, or hear it is. It's the big news of the day
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this is the year of Barbie,but Ken may finally beginning the call for
the Hall. The National Toy Hallof Fame has unveiled its twenty twenty three
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finalists, with Ken And leading theway. Other nominees are the Cabbage Patch
Kids, Teenage Mutant, Ninja Turtles, Battleship Boppit and Connect four Connect four
Those are fun. Well. Barbieand surprisingly was part of the very first
Toy Hall of Fame class back innineteen ninety eight, so she's already in
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there, but we'll Ken be joiningher. We will find out. In
November. Monday brings us National CheeseburgerDay, National Cheeseburger Day and a lot
of different places are celebrating. Wendy'sis offering one cent junior bacon cheeseburgers.
Whoa one cent like? I wonderif you could actually show up with a
penny, rush up with a dollarand get a hundred. McDonald's is offering
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fifty cent cheeseburgers, Applebee's, Alot of different places are offering deals.
But it's funny. I was lookingit up and they think that the cheeseburgers
started in California when there was aroadside stand and this guy at the right
spot in Pasadena overcooked the burger andrather than throw it away, he put
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cheese on it to cover up thefact that one side of it was burnt.
So this would be different from thehamburger then than the invention of the
hamburger. Yeah, yeah, thatsumburgers invented in Germany forever ago. But
it took that long for someone tothrow a piece of cheese on a piece
of meat. You think about it, though, does that sound like it
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really goes meat and cheese? Seemskind of weird, and now it does.
A bear in Montana has been mulledby what's being called a ten foot
megabar. This guy is in BigSky, Montana. He was tracking a
deer when he saw a small adultgrizzly bear. Didn't really think much of
it, but then a ten footmegabear appeared out of nowhere and mulled him.
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The man was able to punch himin the nose. But this guy
has bites, a collapsed lung,and he is going to have some impressive
scars to boast. I believe ita ten foot mecabar. I have a
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new beer blog up now. Ihad a Douglas Logger. What's that?
It is a brand new beer andit's from the guys from Lowercase. They
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Kazyoka dot com, slash beer.Follow me on social media. I am
at casey Oka Sarah. The bignews of the day is brought to you
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online Etcholdberg Jones dot Com. Well, Danni Baraducci has an opinion on random
cities in America. What does hethink you'll hear? Danny Bonaducci's take is
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after the Steve Miller band on oneh two point five, kasy okay,
the classic raxtation Danny Bonaducci on SarahMorning Show on one of two point five,
it's keys Okay. Here's my takeon random cities in America, and
we have some weird ones. Haveyou ever heard of Spunky Puddle, Ohio?
That's a real place. I swearto God and you. I believe
this one three Way Arizona. That'sa real place, but Amy Jes won't
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go there. I'm not trying toput any ideas in your head, but
I think most men would probably wantto go there. Another one for the
book says Catfish Paradise, Arizona,a lot of Arizona. This is where
you date a supermodel on the internet. It turns out to be a big
old troll in real life. Mormonbar California that exists is a total oxymoron.
I don't think Mormon's even go toBarris. I used to love me
a good bar but I think i'davoid the Mormon once. Don't think that
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Washington State is left out of theseequations. Don't forget we have hump tulips.
That's when I'm going to leave youwith his booger hole, West Virginia.
That's right, booger hole who nameshe sounds? And how do I
get that job? But just soundslike fun. And that's my take on
random talents in the United States ceremonyshow the classic rock station Why would you
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going? Okay? Now, we'veheard about all sorts of different ways that
people try to smuggle narcotics into prison, prison wal it, But what if
somebody's already inside? All right,So if somebody's already inside, you've got
to figure out how can you getthe contraband into the jail? Right exactly?
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I mean if you look at oldcartoons, the answer as you make
a cake and there's a file insidethat's hysterical, doesn't really work anymore,
right, I know, I've tried. Well, they say what they're doing
now is friends and relatives of inmatesare getting creative sending letters that look perfectly
normal. But what they've done isspray liquid forms of fentanyl, meth and
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other drugs and all the inmate hasto do is rip up the tainted letter
and smoke it. You said tainted. Now I remember, I don't know
if this is urban legend, butthey would put a tab of LSD on
the back of a stamp. Yeah, and then put that into prison.
Absolutely, But think about how geniusthis is that you can write make a
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letter that looks like, dear Danny, You're great, You're going to get
a star on the Hollywood Walk ofFame. Oh, what a reasonable person.
And then you send it to somebodyin prison because you've sprayed it with
meth. And then the person getsto smoke it and get high. The
last place I want to be totallyawake is prison. But that is kind
of genius. Well, the remainsof a man who disappeared in southern Argentina
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earlier this month appears to have beenfound inside a shark. That can't be
true. I mean, I sawthis part in Jaws where they slice down
the middle at all, like anarm falls out in the license plate.
Yeah, this dude went missing.He was writing his ATV on the beach.
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They found the ATV, but nosign of the man. Wild.
Well, fast forward word A coupleof weeks a fisherman caught a shark inside
they found the dude. That iscrazy. I think that's the thing of
movies in folklore. No kidding,And if you want video, it is
not up at kasey okay dot com. Why not? I want to see
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it. Yeah. I don't thinkthey re enacted Jaws and sliced it down,
but I don't know. Maybe I'lllook and see if I can find
it for you. Guys, didyou catch Waldo? Maybe yummy noises?
When you're talking about this, Itried to ignore it, Danny. What
was he thinking was yummy? Whatwas plate? Okay? Now you know
when they hang the shark up bythe tail and they're weighing it. Yeah,
if they find a man in thereand cut him out, do they
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pull that out and it takes awayfrom the weight of the shark in your
trophy? Wow? In a weirdway. That's a great question. It
is a question. I don't thinkthis was trophy fishing. I think they
were fishing for food, but probablyit does. Waldo. To answer your
question, Yeah, Waldo, DannyBonaducci and Sarah Morning Show, The Class
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Egg Rock Station one O two pointfive Kazy Okay. This morning, we're
going to be playing our trivia gamesmart a Kiss, Waldo, What time
about eight thirteen? And we've gota super cool prize tickets to see Trevor
Noah March twenty three at the ParamountTheater. Oh wow, be here to
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Cool. We are nine minutes awayfrom you winning tickets to see Trevor Noah
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March twenty third at the Paramount Theater. We'll play our trivia game Smart a
Kiss in just nine minutes time.But there seems to be a love affair
happening in Hollywood that has people talkingabout recasting and recreating a classic movie starring
these two people. Dan and Iwill give you the details on the who
and take your calls after heart onone out two point five kasy okay.
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The Classic Rock Station is the DannyBona, Ducie and Sarah Morning Show,
The class ig Rock Station. Oneo two point five kazy okay. All
right, There is a love affairgoing on on so social media between two
unlikely people because they've never met,right, but that happens? Yes,
your girl, Lizzo and Chris EvansCaptain America. I really like both both
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of them, I really do supercute. So there is talk, because
of this whole love affair, ofthem being cast in a remake of The
Bodyguard. Okay, that sounds prettyneat, super cute. You know,
obviously The Bodyguard can't have the samepeople. Whitney Houston no longer with us,
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and American Treasure Kevin Costner, Ilove him, everybody probably somewhere in
that neighborhood. I'm not exactly sure, but let's see, Chuck Norrish is
eighty. I would kick Wado's ash, yeah right, But I mean I
just can't see him being hired asthe bodyguard for the young uh pop singer
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or whatever. So there's a lotof remakes happening. Lead us to ask
you guys, the question, whowould you cast in your own movie?
Do over? All? Right,so we're gonna have a movie do over
of The Bodyguard. I mean,Lizabe and Chris Evans sounds fun to me.
It sounds like a great deal ofit. She seems like a great
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deal of fun. Yeah. Absolutely. By the way, Kevin Costards had
to look it up sixty six yes, of course enough and he looks great.
Ten looks great. That's four yearsolder than me. And look how
great I look. You look fantastic, So colleg one hundred two five two
one o two five. You wantto tell us who would you cast in
your own movie do Over? AndDanny, who are you picking what movie?
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Well, I'm gonna go with RushHour four. It was my movie
and here it comes, ready,John Cena and me do do Rush Hour
four? So I get to lookat John Cena and go, do you
understand the words that I got itout of my mouse? Not like that
I really hurt myself. I lookedlike it hurt. All right. I'm
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thinking for my movie do Over,which, by the way, I approve
of yours, thank you. Butfrom my movie do Over, I'm going
to remake the best nineties movie ofall time singles. I'm going to bring
back some of the old guys likeTom Skerrett and Eddie Vetter. I will
take over the role of Bridget Fonda, of course you will. And Jeffrey
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Dean Morgan my pal, your pal, also a seattlelite. He will play
my love interest, sorry to hiswife, and yeah, it's a movie
this all the time. The guysfrom Pearl Jam will be back. But
then we can invite some other youknow, Seattle bands. We can have
Death Cab for Cutie there too.From what did you say? Yes?
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It was Cameron Crowe. You're absolutelyabsolutely right. I remember it now.
So I'm going to remake singles?Is it bad that for our movies?
We're picking ourselves to star in thismovie? No? What else would you
do? Who else? You getthe money in Fame two? Nope?
I want it. Okay, that'sa good point, thank you. So
I think. So, I don'thave any acting chops, but I can
figure it out. Right, letme try and mind again because I was
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too weird. So I turned toJohn Cena and I say to him with
a relaxed tone, Yes, therecome out of my mouth. Wow,
I think you just won an oscar. Thank you very much. Pulled the
tendon, is what I did.I feel like every single movie on planet
Earth is getting a remake, Yes, and most of them aren't awesome,
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you know what I mean? Sowe might as well find some good ones.
What do you think, Mike inSulton, Who's going to be in
your movie? Remake? Good Morning, Sarah? Good more Steaky Sex.
I want to recast Twins, butinstead of Schwarzenegger and DeVito, I want
to do the Rock and Kevin Hart. Yep, they're good together. And
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you're a genius man. You know, we should call somebody up. If
I still knew people in the movies, I would get this made for you
because it's brilliant, man. Imean, how has no one else thought
of that? I mean, nooffense to to my consultant. It's brilliant.
But they're redoing everything in Hollywood.Why, like literally, why hasn't
somebody done that much? Because hehasn't been on the keyboards yet and typed
it all out and send it tosomebody. I'm telling you it is genius.
All right, Well, Mike,you're about to get filthy rich because
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that's a brilliant idea. Does hehave to write a script? Well,
I gotta say no, one page. But still yeah, just because you
have a genius idea, it doesn'tmean money. It could equally means somebody's
going to steal that from you.Catch up anytime with the Danny Bonaduji and
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eight. Another chance for you toplay trivia and win tickets to see Trevor
Noah. Well, next is DannyBaaducci Life coach. Franklin and Tacoma is
calling. He wants advice on howto move past the hate part of his
ex wife. Says he doesn't wantto poisonous kids' relationships with mom, but
he kids and her. Well,well see what he's got to say.
Danny's got a lot of experience inthis department. You'll hear him take the
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call after let Zeppelin one, one, two five kasy okay, the classic
roxation Danny Danny Bataducci Life coach.He is here for you no matter what
your problem is, no matter whatyou're facing, Danny can help you.
And if you want Danny's help,just email Life Coach at kazy okay dot
com. Here's Franklin in Tacoma.Hey, how you do man? Good?
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Well, pretty good? You gota question for you, dude.
I've heard you mentioned you don't havethe best relationship with your ex wife.
I have no relationship with my exwife, so I really dislike my ex
wifre two, but she's the motherof my two kids and they're both on
for twelve, So how do Imove past hating her? How did you
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do this? Like, I don'twant to poison my kids. You're a
good man, and that is somethingto worry about. I have no good
feelings for my ex wife, butyou know you're right not to poison the
kids. You can't tell them howstupid she is. You can't tell them
ill means she is. You're doingthe right thing. Don't say anything like
that, right, Yeah, Imean, I thank you. I appreciate
that. What how do I getpast this? Like? How do I
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deal with her for the next fewyears? You got any advice? I'm
like, how do I hate her? Less? Oh? I have no
advice on how you can hate herless. I have advice on how you
cannot say anything to your children becausethey deserve better. Hate or hate or
hater all day long if you want, but don't tell your kids. Yeah,
man, that's that's good advice.It is good advice. I always
give it. This was easy though, All right man, I'll talk to
you later. All right, thanksa lot. I appreciate it. I've
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to do it. That's why I'mthe life coach. Thanks. Oh,
thank you, man, I appreciateit. If you want to reach Danny
Bonaducci Life Coach. You can emailLife Coach at kazy okay dot com one
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