Oktoberfest Is Here! 9-18-23 Hour 1

Oktoberfest is back in Munich and a bear stole a Florida man's ice cream!

Episode Transcript

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Come on one at all. It'sgoing to be a great show. I
can feel it's joining me now.Former child star actor Danny Bonaducci. It's
not just today's reality TV. Theseventies saw their share of trained reg child
stars. Please welcome back to theshow, Danny bona Ducci. Danny Bonaducci,
always a pleasure. Thank you,thank you, thank you. When

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it comes to child actors, noone is more notorious than Partrider's Family star
Danny Bonaducci. This is the DannyBonaducci Show. All of a sudden,

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I got a whole bunch of hobbies. Sarah Walder, you guys got any
hobbies I should know about? Oh? I don't know if you should know
about it, but my hobby iscertainly beer drinking. That's a good hobby,
says there. How about you,Walder? You got anything? I
have been golfing and one of mygreat friends this gave me a bunch of
golf clubs. And he must bea wonderful, wonderful man. I think

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that might be you, Danny.So yesterday my wife wanted a place called
Hobby and Lobby. I don't knowwhy, but anyway, the place is
amazing. If you don't have thehobby. Walk down any one of their
aisles and you have twelve when youleave the store is dangerous. I'm going
on to knit and crochet and maybeI'll do paint by numbers, which was
easy. Once I think this Christmasand my family's gonna get a whole bunch

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of stuff made by me, orI just wasted a ton of money.
The Danny Vanadiuci and Ceremony Show FunnyEntertaining easy Going on one oh two point
five Kazy Okay, which is byfive Kazy Okay, The Classic Rock Station.
Happy Monday. We have a bigshow planned for you today. We've
got your chance to win tickets tosee Adam Sandler at Climate Pledge Arena.

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We've got Mariners tickets playing our triviagame Smarticus, and as always, will
bring you the very latest in thenews, which is next from the Michael
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rock Station. Listen on your freei RT radio f for all your music
radio and podcasts. One O twopoint five kayz Okay a classic rock station,
The Danny Bonaducci at Sarah Morning Show. Now Sarah with the news.
What a game yesterday for your SeattleSeahawks wasn't perfect, but it took over

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time. It was a huge winthirty seven thirty one Gino Smith through a
second touchdown pass to Tyler Lockett onthe opening drive of ote, lifting the
Hawks to that big win over Detroit. Of course we'll talk more about that
in sports. Right about six fortysuper exciting fun game, wouldn't you say?
Very fun? Well? Starbucks hasa rather lofty goal by the year

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twenty thirty. They want to nolonger use disposable cups. They say they
are testing different ways of making thispossible. Right now, they have a
pilot program going on at Arizona Stateoffering a dollar off any drink if you
bring your own reusable cup, andif you don't, they then serve you
your drink in a reusable cup.If you return it, you get a

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dollar off your next drink. Thenthose go to like a special place to
get cleaned and sanitized. So itdid Starbucks learn from breweries with growlers.
Oh yeah, I never really thoughtabout it that way, or like a
mug club where you go in andyou have your own specific mug. Yeah.
Imagine if I went to Starbucks andthey're like, well, hey,
Sarah, and here is your specialcoffee mug with your name on it.

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I'd be pretty cool. I don'tsee that happening, but that would be
pretty cool. I'd want the onethat says Sarah, well, the beer
is flowing. Millions of people havedescended upon Bavaria to celebrate Octoberfest. They
had the traditional cry of oh,it's up the fists, which is it's
tapped. The mayor deeer Reader insertedthe tap into the first keg at noon

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on Saturday, officially opening Octoberfest,which is eighteen days. Everybody there with
their leader hosen and dirndals, andthey say, this is about six million
people descending upon Munich. Wow.And I gotta say it's one of my
favorite cities. I've never been duringoctober Fest, and I don't know that

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I want to go with six millionother people. No, we're broadcasting from
there next year. All right,I'm in and all our words will be
slurred. I did have a Hoffbrowhouse. Over the weekend, I went
and bought some october Fest to celebrate. It's one of my favorite beers.
Oh, I've known I would havebrought you on old well though, I

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will bring you one tomorrow to celebrateoctober Fest. Yes, because it goes
on for how it's the bath onhere fourteen more days? Yes, it's
time for today's things are not rightin Florida. Storry of the day day
having someone break into your home andSteve is awful, right it is.
Imagine if it's your ice cream.A black bear is being blamed for the

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theft of ice cream and wreaking havocon a Florida family's garage. So a
man realized that he left his garageopen forgot to hit the close the door
button when he left. So hereturns home and sees food everywhere in the
garage. He's one of those peoplewho has a freezer in there, and

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that's when he discovered his coffee flavoredice cream with boba pieces was gone.
Man must be a full bear,the satisfied bear. Not the words I
thought you were going to say,highly caffeinated sugared up bear. Foresure,
Oh, Florida Fall, Florida,Florida. Well up next, we are

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getting a reading from the book abouta Ducci. In this time, Danny
tells the story of an exclusive meeting, one he's not even sure how we
got invited to, and the secretsthat were shared. I am intrigued.
It's the book about a Ducci.After the Stones, one out two point
five, kesey okay, the Classicrock station, one out two point five,
casey okay, the Classic Rock Station. Now a story from the book

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of Bona Ducci. All right,this is a pretty good story from the
book of Bonaducci. And I wantto point out right now, any celebrity
names that come up in this storygave me written permission to tell this story.
Although it's not a lot of celebrities. It's one guy. But that's
enough with this one guy. SoI'm at a meeting for Don't Drink Club
or whatever it is, and I'ma little put off. First of all,

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it's a men's club and that meansno women there. Now I can
see for some people that would getdistracting, but I like a mix of
different kinds of people, men andwomen. The other thing is, and
this really through me and I wasan invited guest. I didn't know this
meeting even existing. And they're allcelebrities or at least famous in some way
or another. So everybody's sitting aroundwhining and they're really famous. They're really

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rich and really famous. I don'teven know how I got into this meeting,
because I don't have the money orthe fame. But I'm sitting there
and there's it's a huge desk andthere's maybe ten people around it where in
some guy's library. I think it'sa long library. Whatever it is,
it's weird and it's a little bitof oppressive, and so I'm just I'm
sitting there and there's this one guy, he's a television star, and he

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starts whining on and on about hislife has been ruined because he's just so
famous, this kind of fame.Nobody told him about this kind of fame.
What are you supposed to do afterthis kind of fame? And the
next guy says, well, Iwas a beatle just like that. That
guy couldn't have looked more ridiculous.And you know, that guy's kind of
a friend of mine now, tobe honest with you, but he should
have not going on and on abouthow celebrity he's made his life are ruined

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when you're sitting next to the drummerof the Beatles. So it just looked
kind of silly for the guy.But I will always remember these words no
matter where I go, no matterwhat I'm doing, I remember this.
I was a bit and it great. It's not even a good impression,
but everybody knows who I mean,and that there's your story from the book
about it. We now close thebook for another week. The Danny,

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Vana Duci and Ceremony Show the classicrock station one or two point five casey
Okay well now gone viral video thatyou can see at kazy okay dot com.
There is an alligator highlighting that youcannot put them behind bars? What
do you mean, sir? Thisis an alligator in Florida who on this
video can be seen forcing his waythrough the thick metal bars of a giant

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metal fence. That is so scaryeven to think about. I want to
could do to your face. Theycould bite your face off. Now,
Florida is home to more than onepoint three million alligators. They can be
found in all of the counties inFlorida and now it turns out that they
can get through metal fences like theirbutha, but like their Butta. I

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can't believe it's not Butter. No, no, that was not my best
Fabio. No, no, it'sa terrible Fabio. Let's hear yours.
I kind of believe that. No, no, no, I'm not doing
it. Shut up. I haveother talents. You're laughing. Let's hear
yours. Waldo. Yeah, Ieven know what you guys are talking about.

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You don't know Fabio, the guywith the long hair, and yeah,
my name is Fabio. You reallydon't know what you're doing to you,
not at all. I can't believeit's not Butter. I can't believe
you, Waldo, Yeah, Waldo, this weird. He's like a supermodel
for being on towers of books areromantic books. Yeah, he's rich.

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I can't believe it's no Bott.I can't believe it. Wow, I
can't believe it's not Butter. Allright, I still can't do it.
A sixty year old man has beatena Guinness World Record when he completed three
thousand, two hundred and sixty fourpush ups in one hour three thousand,

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two hundred and sixty four push upsin one hour. That's crazy. I'll
pay money not to have to dothat. Whoa, that is a lot
of push ups and it's a lotof push ups. Did you catch the
part where I said he is sixtyYeah? Oh I did. Oh that
is a strong old timer. Oldtimer. He's technically a senior citizen,

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isn't he? Oh? Oh,he's sixty right, I'm sixty three.
Sorry, what are you trying tosay? Now? This guy has already
been in the Guinness World Records,and now he says there's a one minute
record as well that he is nowtraining for. How many can you do
in a minute? Or I couldprobably do five? Yeah, I might

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be able to do two under howmany can how many push ups can you
do? Waldo in a minute?Sure? I could probably do forty.
What I am after that? I'mon the floor dead. I don't know
you're lying, but I think you'remiscalculating. Yeah, all right, all

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right, you know we're going tobe doing during the next commercial break,
Danny, Yeah, we're going tocount Waldo doing push ups. You got
it? So one hundred and fortyfour push ups in one minute is the
record, and the sixty year oldis now aiming to best that. God
Bless you, older Guy. TheDanny Bonaducci and Sarah Morning Show, The

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Jimmy Buffett is coming out. We'lltell you all about it, and you'll
never guess who's about to break alegendary record set by Elvis Presley. And
you want to be in Mariner's tickets, of course you do. We'll tell
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This is the Danny Bonaducci and CeremonyShow. Now Sarah with Music, Sports
and Entertainment. Stranger Things. ActressMilly Bobby Brown is engaged to John bon
Jovi's son Jake, and she wasasked on Friday, is he going to
perform at your wedding? Which tome would be really weird, but she

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said, I think the man needsa break. He does not stop.
He's always doing tennis or singing.He needs a break, even if it's
just a three hour break. No, he will not be performing at our
wedding. Well, then I'm notgonna go. The music of Jimmy Buffett
is going to continue on after hispassing. Of course, he died back

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on September first, but he hadalready finished a new studio album, Wow.
This will be released soon November.Third fourteen song album was recorded earlier
this year. Emmy Lou Harris,the Preservation Hall Jazz Band, and Paul
McCartney are on the album. Ohthat's gonna be good. Yeah. Well,

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you were never going to guess whois about to break Elvis Presley's performance
record in Las Vegas. I don'tknow who. Well, this record has
been going on for like fifty years. Elvis Presley holds the record for the
most performances at the International Hotel inLas Vegas. But on Thursday that will
change. Barry Manilow will perform hissix hundred and thirty seventh show, beating

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Elvis Presley's record of six hundred andthirty six. Wow. Of all people,
super unexpected tickets they say are goingthe proceeds are going to be going
to charity. They sell for aboutseventy dollars to three hundred and ninety dollars,
Barry Manilow beating Elvis Presley's record.At the box office, the Nune

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two eked out another win number onefor the horror thriller and that beat out
The Haunting in Venice just barely.That is the new Kenneth Branna Hercule Proro
movie. Equalizer three finished in thirdand Barbie did round out the top five.

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Barbie's really hanging in there. It'spretty amazing the numbers. I think,
once it's all said and done,it's out of the box office,
the numbers are going to be longstandingrecord breakers. Wow. Over the weekend,
You Jackman shocked folks by announcing thathe and his wife Debrah are ending
their marriage and no, he isnot hooking up with Ryan Reynolds. The

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couple came out with a statement saying, three decades together as husband and wife,
we have decided to pursue our individualgrowth. They have two adult children,
married for twenty seven years. Well, let's take a look at sports.
Sports Sports brought to you by BradleyJohnson Lawyers. Facing a DOUI call

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one eight hundred d u IOWA oneeight hundred. All right, gotta look
at the positive for your Seattle Mariners. Was not a good weekend. They'll
turn it around. They play Oaklandtonight at six forty and we have got
tickets all week long playing our triviagame. Smarticus Waldo. When will we
be playing awesome when Mariners tickets byplaying our trivia game? Go Mariners.

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A little bit more baseball news show. Hey Otani was not in the locker
room Friday night for the Angels game, and then reporters noticed his locker had
been cleared out. When asked aboutit, the team said, oh,
we'll have an announcement tomorrow. Wellthe next day they said, yeah,
he's done for the season. We'llhave surgery. Will he ever play for

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the Angels again? Unlikely? Yeah, I doubt it. They put it.
They said they're listening to trades forMike Trout and then you think he's
gonna want to return to that.Oh yeah, no way. So Mike
Trout and oh Tanny likely will notbe with them. One of them might
be here in Seattle. Let's Seahawks. What a game yesterday. It wasn't
perfect and it took over time,but it was a huge win, huge,

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huge win over Detroit on the road. Now, Gino Smith did not
like one of the calls, triedto plead his case to the ref who
was announcing the penalty, and didnot like being interrupted as a premium on
America. I'm talking to America here, Gino let his case was not successful,

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but hey, we got the winup next Sunday, Carolina one oh
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Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing a DUIcall one eight hundred d UI away,
the Nanty Bondicci and Sarah question ofthe Day is after music from Queen one
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Nanty Bondicci and Sarah Question of theDay it is the age old question chocolate

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or vanilla? If you could onlyhave one for the rest of your life,
which are you picking? You cantell us your answer, what are
your thoughts? On the Kazy OkayFacebook, Instagram x send a voice message
to the studios using the talkback featureon the free iHeartRadio app. This one
I find very difficult. But whenI think about putting or coffee, creamer

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or ice cream, I gotta govanilla. Really, I gotta go vanilla.
What do you think? Waldo?I definitely have to go chocolate because
chocolate bar. I can never havea chocolate bar again my whole life.
No, no, rhesus, ohno, all right, I'm still sticking
with vanilla. Chocolate or vanilla?If you can only have one for the
rest of your life, what areyou picking? Is the Danny Bonaducci ands
there a question of the day onone or two point five kasy Okay at

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the Classic Rock Station, The DannyBonaducci and Cere Morning Show, The Classic
Rock Station one or two point fivekasy Okay. Officials in Cincinnati say a
big cat was found roaming around aneighborhood. And I don't mean like,
you know, your little domestic housecat that ate too much. This was

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a serval, which is an exoticcat. A servile. Yeah, they're
pretty beautiful, but you it's oneof those cats you look at and you
know that's not a pet. Kiddie, good, I fight it. Ah,
that's got some pretty big claws.Okay, So here's the weird part.
It's been weird, Sarah. True. According to authorities, this cat

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was on cocaine. Oh my god, that's wild. They're trying to figure
out how the heck did this catget cocaine in its system? I would
like to figure out as well,because it's funny. So now they're trying
to track down the owners and figureout why the heck did you have a
cocaine addicted servile? How do youspell servile? S E R V A
L. I just want to seeit. Are gonna look him up?

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Yeah, Alexa, show me apicture of a servile. I don't have
that kind of alexa any But Idon't think it works that way, does
it think it does you people's carsjust looked up a servile? Oh,
Alexa, play well, I wasgoing to tell them to put something dirty
up on the screen. But playone on two point five kas okay on
iHeartRadio. Did you see it?Danny? Nope, you have like the

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same Google food as Waldo. We'regoing to be here for ten more hours.
I don't know do I have onein this room? Well, if
you notice a man with a blackwedding ring, it might be a sign
he is into sleeping with other women. So what has been for the trend
of swingers upside down? Pineapples orjust pineapples in general. So if you're

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a swinger, you are aware orhave jewelry or sign like a picture of
a pineapple at your house and peopleknow you're a swinger. What people People
who are swingers can identify other swingersby the pineapple? All right? That
day? You know this show WickedTuna. Yes, there are pineapples all
over that show so much the pointof distraction, but now you know?

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Now I know when they say anothersign is a black wedding ring worn on
your right hand, and that isan indicator of swingers. You know,
swinging sounds fun on paper, butI don't think it's entertaining enough. Oh
if you're not swinging with the rightpeople, I'm not swinging with the right
people or any people. Once again, the TSA is schooling people on what

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you should not bring through airport Xray scanners and who is stupid and how
much it was their cat a cattherough the X ray machine and you can't
do that. You can't do that. You have to take them out.
It's not good for the cat togo through. They said this was a
catastrophic mistake. No, they saidthat, Really the proper way is to

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remove your cat from the travel bagand you carry it through, as opposed
to putting it in an X raymachine. Oh, you can't do that
either, the poor little kitty.Oh, the kid will be all right.
You have to take it out andtake it through the regular screener thing
that humans walk through. Yeah,okay, you have to take it out
and show it to people. That'swhat I do. Chocolate lovers will soon

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have more options thanks to Hers.They have announced they will begin selling plant
based versions of Reese's Cups and chocolatebars. Is it going to help the
favor anyway? It's going to begreat. Well, it's for people who
don't do milk. So your daughter, for example, Danny, right,
she's get true right, I forgotyeah, yeah, no, she doesn't

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touch it. So plant based peanutbutter cups. Now your daughter will be
able to have delicious chocolate. It'sabout time the Danny Bonaducci and Sara Morning
Show The Classic Rock Station one Otwo point five kazy okay. You can
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will be playing our trivia games smartKiss, giving you a chance to win
these tickets. But next, wehave discovered what is possibly the worst combination.
You know, it's not chocolate andpeanut butter. It's a woman oxygen
and smoking Andy and I will giveyou the details and take your call on
bad combinations, which you think we'lldo that after stp on Why don't You

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Pint five? Kasy Okay, Seattle'sClassic rock station ceremony show, the Classic
rock Station, Why don't you gofind Okay? A great story making the
rounds yesterday about a woman who blewherself up because she was smoking well hooked
up to an oxygen tank. Yeah, I remember that. I thought it

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was a crazy story, but itwas the truth. Kapaw and I laugh
because it's not funny. Funny,but she is fine, Like she went
to the hospital, of course,but she I think it's funny either.
She is not deceased. When youkind of forget that two things don't go
together. Yeah, I had aHall's cough drop and my throat's been really
irritated, and so I had aHall's cough drop menthol and then I was

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like, oh, I got theseblood oranges. Oh I really want one
of these blood oranges. No,no, no, Mint and oranges is
disgusting. It is disgusting. Imean, how many times did you brush
your teeth and then drink orange juiceand say, these two things just don't
go together. Yeah, and notthat many things you can put in your
mouth if you will after vigorously brushingyour teeth. It's crazy, but lots

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of things don't go together. I'llgive you one, you ready, Yeah?
Fred and eSeL Mertz, Fred,I love Lucy. Okay, those
guys fought like cats and dogs forthe whole duration of the show. Oh,
hated each other. She thought hewas too old and what kind of
girl? What kind of thing wasthat saying about her? And she just
said he's old and drunk, bothabsolutely true. And no Tory is drunk.

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People would actually water down his alcoholwhen he come in in Hollywood,
and that's not nice. So yeah, Fred and Ethel Mertz didn't go well
together, all right? Fred andEthel oranges and toothpaste or mint? What
two things have you discovered just don'twork together? Mary and Bremerton, what
do you think? Okay? SoI'm not sure where it came from,
but I do not think that cantuna belongs anywhere near cheese? So right,

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daughters, Yeah, my daughter's favoritething is like, uh, tuna
mounts and things like that. Andwhen I was growing up in a family
of seven. My mom would throwcantuna in our salad and I'm like,
no, no, no, no, tuna belongs. I'm a sandwich tuna
fish. You know. There itis tuna and crackers. But my sister
in law does macaroni and cheese.Now mine does fox microna and cheese,

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and then she puts tuna on it. Yeah, that's that's fairly gross.
Although you never know. My wifetold me that she found this great pizza
pizza. It's the macaroni and cheesepizza and it's stupid. It's just,
you know, a gimmick, andthen we wouldn't have It's great, man,
it was. I don't know ifit's great at home or in another
place, but from that, youknow, window side boutique if you will,

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it's just fantastic. That sounds fine, Danny. But putting tuna on
top of that, Nope, nope, nope, just can't. She's right
about that. Yeah, Mariam,with you putting cheese on tuna fish just
seems rose. Oh, you gota text her. It's scary from Tacoma.
I said, what two things youdiscovered don't work together? He said,
me and my note ex wife.Yeah, that's true. I was
thinking the same thing, but Ithought somebody's gonna call and say that,

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so I'm gonna wait. How aboutsocks and sandals? They don't go together?
Socks and sandals. Oh no,they absolutely do not go together.
You're right about that. Good morning, Andy and Tacoma he Marmally, your
marvelous morning show members. Good morningup. Hey, well, I discovered
that one thing you never want toput in your tea if you do hit
like I do. I drink milkin my tea. You never want to

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put lemon in there. It's it'sthe colonel right. Oh yeah, gross,
Yeah, you can't do it.Can't be done, man, Sam
and Everett. What two things haveyou discovered don't work together? The truth
and politicians. Yeah, that's agood one. Mountain Steven milk Creek Helow,
I'm going with fire arms and firewater. Yeah. Before I quit

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drink and I had a gun andany said you gotta get rid of that
gun. I said, no,I like it. She said, do
you remember what you did last night? Oh? Here it comes. And
I didn't have had nothing to dowith the gun. But then she said,
do you want to not remember thingsand have a gun in this house.
So she is right. And Waldo, what is something you've discovered?
Two things that just don't work togetherrecently, me and waking up early.

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Yeah, you're on a You're onat least a four day trend. I
was thinking it when I say everymorning, make sure this all conect,
and I think, good morning,and yes, there's been at least four
in a row. Buddy, Angelaand Everett texted maonnaise, peanut butter and
onion sandwiches. My mom makes themand it is just gross. You're right,
it's gross. I don't know whyshe's doing it. Who do you
want to show off to at thisstage of the game. The Danny Bonaducci

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and Sarah Morning Show, the ClassicRock Station one oh two point five kazy
okay, Well, now, ifyou want to win tickets to the Mariners
Astros game on Monday here in Seattle, we're about to play our trivia game,
Smarticus call eight hundred two five twoone o two five. It's our
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