Trapped In An Outhouse! 9-21-23 Hour 2

A Michigan woman got trapped in an outhouse and the show "Stranger Things" just saved someone's life!

Episode Transcript

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Why don't you by five kas okaythe class proxation. We are playing a
game that has been sweeping our nationnearly clean. The price is wrong,
bitch. This game gives you achance to win a pair of tickets to
see Adam Sandler on his I MissYou Tour happening October thirteenth, Climate Pledge
Arena. To win the tickets,you just have to be closer than your
competitors to the asking price on areal life Craigslist ad. Now, because

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this is the Price is Wrong,rules are just a little bit different.
It doesn't matter if you're over,it's just who is closest to the actual
asking price from this real life Craigslistad. All right, let's get ready
to play Blake on joint based LewisMcCord. Come on down, you are
a contestant on the Price is Wrong. Nikki in Olympia, come on down.

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You are a contestant on the Priceis Wrong. And Kyle in Seattle,
come on down, you are acontestant. I'm a price is wrong
person who is closest when they bid. Here is your clue. Gently used
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take off and land anywhere. Ninex Merlin engines, each capable of producing
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ready to go. Must bring yourown tugboat, no shipping. What was
the asking price for this gently usedorbital launch vehicle? Blake Blake on joint

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based Lewis McCord. What is yourbid? Fifty two dollars, you say,
Blake, Yes, yea, allright. Let's see Nikki and Olympia.
What is your bid on this gentlyused orbital launch vehicle? Five hundred

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and fifty five? All right,five hundred and fifty two dollars for NICKI
and Olympia. Kyle in Seattle?What is your bid for this gently used
orbital launch vehicle? I'm just gonnago straight up. A thousand dollars.
A thousand dollars for Kyle in Seattle. The actual asking price nine million,

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nine hundred thousand dollars. While thought, you do the math, who is
the winner? Who bid closest?Math's a little easy on this one,
but the winner is Kyle. CongratulationsKyle. All right, that's awesome.
You won tickets to see Adam Sandler. You did not win the gently used
orbital launch vehicle. Maybe next time, Yeah, maybe next time. I

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think you're gonna have a little bitmore fun seeing Adam Sandler at Climate Pledgere
Arena. The show is on Octoberthirteenth. You have won tickets courtesy of
Live Nation. You guys can findout more on purchase tickets at ticketmaster dot
com. You can also listen tomorrowat eight ten, we will play one
last exciting round of the prize.Is wrong. I'm Sarah Morning, reminding
you to help control the pet populationand have your pet speed or neutered.

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All right, we have a tonhappening on the show this morning, Mariner's
Tickets just after eight and next theweather in a very special way, Sarah's
filthy Forecast after heart. I'm oneo two point five kazy okay. The
Classic Rock Station, The Danny Bonadutiand Sarah Morning Show, The Classic Rock
Station one oh two point five kazyokay. It's Sarah with your filthy forecasts.

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The sun gave us a good strokingyesterday, but it's officially full and
today we'll feel every inch of thatclouds rolling for your day. Look at
that big guy. September is NationalMushroom Month. You know it looks like

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a mushroom, don't you. DarthVader's helmet that showers today, the mushrooms
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up, put on some mushroom headthe band and enjoy some indoor activities.

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Oh it's the last weather Frontancio.Sarah. You know this is one of
the many reasons you're one of myvery favorite people who can get a sexual
thing in there being really good andthen reference Star Wars. You're the best.
That was Sarah's fothy forecast The DannyBonaducci and Sea Morning Show, The
Classic Rock Station one h two pointfive gayzy okay, one oh two point

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five kazy Okay, it's still tocome on The Danny Bonaducci and Sarah Morning
Show. Well, it's not oftenI say these words. We have an
amazing story out of Oh Florida.We'll tell you who is a hero and
whose life he saved. And gettingtrapped someplace can be pretty crappy, some
more so than others. You aregoing to be shocked and horror fied.

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When you hear where one woman hadto be rescued from in Michigan, It's
the big news of the day inunder four minutes. The Danny Bonaducci and
Sarah Morning Show one h two pointfive easily the home of Classic Rocks,
Danny Bonnatducci and the big news ofthe day. All Right, it's the
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Well, Americans will be able toget free at home COVID nineteen tests
in the mail again. The USDepartment of Health and Human Services announced yesterday
they are relaunching the program starting Monday. People can order free tests from COVID
tests dot gov. There's a limitof four free test per household and that

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again starts on Monday. Hopefully youwon't need them, but if you do,
at least you know you can getsome for free. Well, getting
trapped someplace can be crappy, somemore than others. A Michigan woman dropped
her Apple watch into an outhouse toiletfound herself trapped after she fell trying to

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retrieve it. That's the stuff ofnightmares for me. I mean, does
she just live there? She doesn'tlive there anymore. No, they were
able to rescue her. So shewas at a boat launch. She went
into the outhouse, lost her watch, lowered herself into the toilet, promptly

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became stuck. Passerbys heard her screamingfor help. The passerbys called nine to
one one and they were able tohoist her out of the sinkhole let's call
it. They had to remove thetoilet, they had to remove the whole
thing to get her out of there. If I fell into one, just
leave me. I don't want tolive anymore. I don't know how you
recover from that. Talking about someserious PTSD, Yeah, well it is

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not often I say these words.An amazing story out of Oath, Florida.
Really, a twelve year old boysaved a drowning man with the help
from CPR that he learned while watchingthe show Stranger Things. So this man
was swimming and they were doing somebreath holding exercise that went wrong. He

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started to drown. Well, whenthey got him out of the water,
Hey, does anybody know how todo CPR? A twelve year old kids
like, heck, yeah, Ihave Netflix. I watched Stranger Things and
so twelve years old, he isa hero. Oh, Florida, Florida.

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You don't say that when I dida CPR class though. The reason
why they do the classy at thecertification is you can sue somebody, Yes,
but would you sit there and watchsomebody out of fear of being sued
or would you try to save theirlife? Don't answer that, Waldo,
You're a terrible person. You know. My answer is I do, and
that's why I said, never mind, you are a terrible person. Big

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News of the day is brought youby Goldberg Jones Divorce for Men one eight
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gives us his opinion on who isthe best husband ever and spoiler alert,
it's him. We will find outmore. It's Danny Bonaducci's take after Brian
Adams on one or two five kasyokay, the classic rock station one or
two point five ks okay a classicrock station. Sure, I saw some

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red flags the Danny Bonaducci and SarahMorning Show. He's a nerve. Here's
Danny Bonaducci's take. Here's my takeon why I'm the best husband in life
ever. So, the new seasonof the Bachelor just started about a week
ago. In the bachelor's name isZach. Why do I know that?
Because I listen so with a regularly. My wife begins her sentences with you

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are not going to believe it happenedon the Bachelor, and I do listen.
Honestly, I was saying, atleast half the time, I could
care less what happens on the Bachelor, and the other half of the time,
I still don't care what happened onthe Bachelor. What I do I
listen. I'll never forget the timeshe told me, oh my God,
get ready for it. There wasa virgin in the fantasy suite. This
could mean the end of times.Every week they say this is going to

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be the most dramatic rose ceremony ever. And I know this is why because
I listen. And that's my takeon being the best husband ever. The
Danny Bonaduji and Ceremony Show the classicrock station at one of two by five.
Kase Okay, Washington's Mount Rainier hasbeen dubbed the best mountain climbing spot
in the United States. Well,that's great because it's a great mountain.

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Indeed it is. This is anew study by family vacation experts Family Destinations
Guide. They looked at hashtag data, trip Advisor ratings, a bunch of
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number one? We're number one.How the Akala Crater in Hawaii came in
at number two, Lookout Mountain atnumber three, Grand Teton and Camelback rounding

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out the top five. Right onor in. A woman will serve more
than five and a half years inprison for theft and biting off of security
guards. Earlobe when she got caughtbiting off like totally a vander Hollyfield gun
of biting off? Yes, wow, So what happened was she went into

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a nordstromp she had stolen eight hundreddollars worth of merchandise lost. Prevention officers
confronted her, a struggle ensued.This woman bit off at least half of
one of the security guards. Earlobes. Wow, it could not be reattached
bummer? Why not chewed? Maybe? Yeah, maybe you're right? Shredded?

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Oh oh, do you think heheard her? Coming. That's very
funny. Well, though, judgesentenced her to seven months in prison,
all for biting off a guy's earlobeand stealing from Nordstrom. Okay Man settled
down a once in a lifetime calf, like a little baby cow was born

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with a smiley face where on hisside? Wow, that's wild. Can
I google it? Yeah, youdon't even need to Google. You can
just go to kasok dot com.So it's massive, Danny. It looks
like the giant smiley face, onlyit's a black and white cow, so
it's not, you know, yellow, like the smiley face you think of.
But it's unmistakable, this huge smileyface on the side. Do you

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think it's real? Oh, it'sabsolutely real, because they wound up selling
it with proceeds going to a localhospital. Jeez, I would have thought
somebody painted it, like, well, it's great, it's totally what it
looks like. Somebody painted it forsure, like got a little stencil and
put a giant smiley face on iton a cow. But this little cow
went viral and they were overwhelmed withrequest to purchase it. They decided to

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auction it off. Somebody paid tenthousand dollars for the cow ten thousand.
You say, yeah, wow,and it all goes to the local hospital.
Very cool, Very cool. Nowfor ages and ages, Danny,
you have said I want to bechipped. Oh God, why do I
always sound like that? But I'mright right? Yeah. Well, Panera

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bread says employees will soon be ableto greet customers by name thanks to a
scan of their palms the client.So say you want to go into Panera
and you really want like the breadbull. Yeah, you put your palm
on the scanner and it knows whoyou are and you pay for your food
with your hand. I like it. But how do they know it's you?
This is biometrics. They just areable to analyze you know, your

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eyeball, your earprint, your handprint, your fingerprint. So you have to
sign up or something, right,they don't know you're walking there and you
know a it's as Cindy Susan.Yeah, this is all Amazon one technology
that they've had for a while.But basically when you say talk to the
hand like, it's legit for once. Right on the Danny bonaduci and Ceremony
Show, the Classic rock Station oneor two point five kazy okay, We're

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giving me a chance to win Mariner'stickets at what time this morning? Waldo?
Eight eleven? Eight eleven? Whatwhat? Eight eleven? You have
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you can win our trivia game smartKiss eight eleven. Win from one two
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Monday's game. Versus the astros?What are you talking about? Tendernext though,
taking the dating world by storm,looking to try something different. No

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more swiping left or right for someonebased on their looks. Instead, they
are launching a blind date feature.How is this going to work? Details
after sun tup of pilots on oneout my five kasy Okay, the Classic
Rock Station, The Danny Bona,Ducie and Sarah Morning Show, The Classic
Rock Station one of two. Tenderhas certainly taken the dating world by storm

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over the past few years. Surehas, but they have launched something new,
which is I find to be abit of a surprise. It's a
blind date feature. Well, howdo you use it? They will presently
it's all about looks, right.What they're going to do with this new
feature is you will answer a seriesof ice breaker questions and if you match

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up with that person, if there'ssome compatibility, then you move on to
the next stage, which is anawful lot of effort. Well, it's
a way to make sure that you'renot just doing it on looks and then
things wind up being a done andyou don't wind up going out with a
person because you have nothing in common. Doing it on looks is fine with
me, Yeah, but sometimes that'sokay, but you don't meet that person

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right away. So you look atthe person, you're like, oh,
they're pretty cute, and then youstart all the conversation and the conversation doesn't
go well, you move off onOkay, this blind date feature, they're
just kind of reversing that. Sowhile though you you're on Tinder, would
you use this feature? Yes,I've done something kind of similar where you

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don't see what they look like andtell maybe like the third step, oh
and then and you both have toagree like, yeah, I like this
personal steal and it actually works.When was the last time you used it?
A week ago? Then? Who'dyou go out with it? I
never got the date part, butI mean it works of getting a conversation.
It's a big drawback in a dateapp. But you have gone on

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several Tinder dates? Yeah? Ihave? Yes, Yeah, I mean
most people while those age have.Yeah. Sure, but I guess the
reason I find it funny, likeit makes sense to me. But a
lot of people would say the blinddates don't always go that well, no,
they do not. Well, Danny, have you been on a blind
date? I have. I've beenon a couple in my lifetime. The

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one that comes to mind is awoman named Susie Thunders. Do you recognize
that name? No, who's that? She's Johnny Thunder's wife the New York
Dolls. She's also dead, Okay, so it's hard to check out her
story. She contacted me, andI don't know how she got to hold
me although I wasn't hiding. Iwas at my apartment and seeing him and
so she said, hey, yeah, the led Zeppelin has a movie premiere

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tonight for the song Remains the same. That's their album that they made into
a movie. And I said,okay, as long as as a private
party, I'll go. So wego. And apparently everybody there knows Susie
Thunders. Whether she's really Johnny thunderswife or not, everybody knows her.
So there's Robert Blant standing next tothe shrimp and what does Susie Thunders do.
She picks up us shrimp and throwsit at him. Oh yeah,

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that's not a good thing for ledZeppelin. I would think throwing food around,
but she did, and he gotreally mad about it, and he
didn't throw anybody. He signaled toa couple of huge goons. They went
up to her and put their handon her, and I said, you
know what, she's an idiot,but still she's with me. I got
so I went and I got upin their faces. Although I didn't get
up, they were huge, andthey threw me down the stairs at Chase.

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It's yeah, damn yeh. Ibroke two fingers. Two fingers,
so that's not you know, havingRobert Plant give the call to break your
fingers. That is a bad blinddate, I would say, yeah,
Well, I'm gonna guess you guyslistening to your blind date doesn't involve Robert
Plant, but we want to hearyour story. Did your blind date go
well or was it a disaster?Fast Eddie in Auburn. Do you have

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a blind date story? Did itgo well or poorly? I have a
blind date with a twist story thatwent well. Actually in the end.
I had a girlfriend back in highschool who had a girlfriend I had never
met, and I had a friend. It was sort of shy, so
we decided we'd get them together fora blind date. Okay, the blind
date night comes. I think wewere going to a football game, and

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my friend got cold feet and didn'tshow. Oh. I ended up with
these two girls on my own.Okay, so I took him out anyway.
But my girlfriend's friend ended up beingmy wife and we've been married almost
fifty years now. Who very nicestory, very nice story. Fascinating.
I'm gonna guess that your girlfriend whoyou dumped for her best friend, that

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you guys didn't all stay friends.Well, we're still friends. In fact,
she was I didn't know at thetime, and she had another paramore
at the time. You know shewas moving on anyway, But actually we
just emailed the other day and we'llbe seeing her in a couple of weeks.
So down that's wild. What agreat story. Rich is in ocarbur

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tell us, did you have ablind date? A good story or a
bad story? That was a goodstory. I met her over in Okanalla,
Japan, and we've been married twentynine years together. Now I have
a daughter at the university in Pullman, and the son's getting ready to graduate
from high school. She made ahouse a home and love her to death.
Congratulations has a lovely story. Ketchupanytime with the Danny Bonaduci and Sarah

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The game works like this. You'regoing to get three trivia questions.
You need to get two of thethree questions correct in order to win the
title and the tickets. Our contestantis Jamison in Lake Stevens. Hey there,

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buddy, Hey, how's it goinggood? How are you doing pretty
great over here? Are you readyto play some trivia? I am all
right, I'm rooting for you,Jamison. Here's your first question. Kyle
and Corey are brothers, both ofwhom play in Major League Baseball. One
played for the Mariners. What istheir last name? Jamison? He's still

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there to fall asleep? What didyou say? Pass? Yeah? All
right, you don't know the answerto that one. You can still win.
Plenty of rock bands have brothers,but what Seattle rock band that formed
in nineteen seventy three features two legendarysisters? Jamison? Have you had your

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coffee yet? You know? I'mstill trying to wake up. Because you
got the answer to this one,Jamison, I'm afraid we're gonna have to
pass on it because you are takentoo long and you do not have the
correct answer. Susan, isn't spanaway. It is the same questions to you,

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Kyle and Well, let me makesure you're there. Hi, Susan,
Hi, good morning. Hopefully you'vehad your coffee and can get these
questions right. Are you ready?I'm honored. Kyle and Corey are brothers,
both of whom played in Major LeagueBaseball one for the Mariners. What
is their last name? Speaker?Nice job, Susan. Plenty of rock

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bands have brothers, but what Seattlerock band that formed in nineteen seventy three
features two legendary sisters. Oh man, it's so easy. It's hard,
Yeah, Susan, But yeah,you are girl. You didn't even need
the third question. You want toknow what it was? Anyway? As

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sure it got awkward. It gotawkward when two famous characters kissed in the
movie Star Wars, only to discovertheir brother and sister. Who are they?
Princessly up? And I know theother one, Susan, You're smart?
Kiss Luke and Leah was the questionyou didn't get, you knew it

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and you are smart a kiss.You are going to Monday's game. It
is a huge set of games foryour Seattle Mariners Monday night, Tiamoil Park,
Susan. You will be there.We will play smart Kiss again tomorrow
right about nine ten. But nextis Danny Bonaducci Life coach. Bruce and
Tacoma wants to talk with Danny.He's a widow wants to date, but

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women run when they find out hehas a teenage kid. Talk to the
Life Coach to give him some loveadvice. You will hear him. Take
this call after Tom Petty one outyou point five kasy okay beat Classic ROX
station. That's right, It's timefor Danny Bonaducci. Life Coach Bonaducci is
in. He is here to savelives, one question at a time.

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Whatever your problem and if you wantto be part of Life Coach, just
email us at Life Coach at KaseyOkay dot com. Here's Bruce from to
come on, Brucello. What's up, buddy? How are you very well?
Thank you? How are you?I'm good? I'm good? All
right? What can Life Coach dofor you? Well? I'm a single
father of a teen and I'm onthe dating apps. But good most women

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they run, you know when theyfind out that I'm a father of the
teen and you know that opposite sex. I don't know, you know,
it always kind of perflexes me.Maybe you have a better take on it.
But I'm just wondering, like,do you think is is it because
of the kid or because I'm awidow? Or am I just meeting grumpy

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people? You're just meeting grumpy people. I'll tell you women are much more
empathetic than men, and that isa proven fact. I'm surprising that women
aren't be doing that path at yourdoor. You know what I know about
you already, Well, you canhold down the job and raise a teenager.
That's what I hear. You getone more good thing and you're doing
the drift. Awesome. I'm reallysurprised women don't walk to your door.
So what kind of thing do younormally do for a living? I'm a

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contractor, okay, and you raisea kid? How will I'm not quite
fourteen yet. Is a good kidor they're no good fourteen year olds?
I no, no, he's he'sa good kid. I'm not having you
know the teenage problems that you knowa lot of people have. I had
him with my son Dante. Iam telling you, man, if you
make it clear that you really wanta date, you love and respect the
memory of your wife and your kidsdoing all right a teenager? There actually

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days I think women will flock toyour door. I said, flock buddy,
And all right, all right,I guess I just have to keep,
you know, putting it out thereand you know, wait for that
person who's who's going to be onthe same wavelength. I guess, don't
wait. That's terrible, that's Idon't want to call it stupid, but
it's a very bad idea to wait. You don't want to wait, You've
waited already. You would make itknown you are available. You're a good

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guy, you have a good kid, and like I said, I can't
believe that you don't have I mean, do you want a new wife?
Oh well, I would take itslow. I mean, you know,
I've got a few more years ofraising him and not just some dates right
now would be nice. How oldare you? I'm in my forties,
mid forties. Just make it clearthat you are dating and out there to
date and I would be surprised ifyou make it clear how many women are

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going to knock on your door?All right, yeah, no, I
appreciate it. Kind of needed tohear that. No problem. And like
I said, I think you're ahome run when it comes to meeting women.
And you got a teenage boy.You had a fourteen year old.
That's good. If people are goingto go, wow, how did you
do that? I promise you'd makeit all clear. Widow job, good
kid. Women are gonna beat upat the your door. All right,
I'll take your word on that.I'm the Life Coach. Of course you're

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gonna take my word. Thanks.You're welcome. See a man that was
Danny Bonaducci, Life Coach. Youcan always reach him. The email is
Life Coach at kazy okay dot comone O two point five kazy Okay.
It's still gonna come on the DannyBonaducci and Morning Show. We justin time
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