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Rice beaver. Where has Sarah's beaverbeen? So I'm not gonna rush up
there with open arms. I don'twant to mess around with an angry beaver.
If you can tell us, callnow what the hell is that has
the beaver? One eight hundred twofive two one to two five? And
when I will take that beaver backto camp, I'll sit it by the
firelight and white flowers romance it andI'll have that beaver eaten before you can
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say twenty do to do too allalown? Because the beaver was a pass
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flow. Hello, Sarah can getit? Glue hollow? Where, says
Liver. I gotta know what Isaid, Neiver, I gotta know where?
Oay, oh yeah you do,because we've got such a fun set
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of concert tickets for you to wintickets to the Big Three Steve v,
Joe Satriani, and Eric Johnson alltogether January thirty first at the More Theater.
But you need to know what vitalpiece of information where has Sarah's beaver
been? She goes someplace new eachand every week. Ken is in Bellevue,
Ken, do you know where shewas this week? Yeah? I
saw Sarah's beaver at the Zippin Pippinroller Coaster in Green Bay, Wisconsin.
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You are correct, Ken, youknow, look at you man. I
thought there was a height requirement,but they led her on that roller coaster.
It would seem Elvis is his favoriteroller coaster. That's right, Ken.
Well, congratulations, you are goingto the Big Three Steve v,
Joe Satriani, and Eric Johnson TheMore Theater January thirty. First, you
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Danny Bonaducci and the Big News ofthe Day. All right, it's the
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com. The sixteen member group ofindependent scientists formed last year by NASA to
look into UFOs issued its final reportyesterday. They found no evidence that UFOs
or UAPs are extra terrestrial in nature. That kind of scares me more.
Why because then you got these tictac things flying around, and that means
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it's humans. It's definitely going tobe used for bad. Well, they
say it can't be explained, sothere's no proof that that it's extraterrestrial in
nature. But they still don't knowwhat the heck it is. I feel
like they have any they know andthis don't want to say anything. Well,
I thought the whole point of thiswas that they were going to start
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disclosing the information. And now wouldthey say, oh, there's no good
terrestriel sore back walking? So whatare we seeing? What are those things?
I don't know, no idea.Another day, another bone headed tourist
breaking a sculpture, this time atourist from Ireland, so not one of
ours. Damaged a statue in frontof a historical building in Brussels, Belgium.
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This is the day after it reopenedfrom a three year restoration. Believe
it or not, the guy wasintoxicated. Was caught on video trying to
scale a lion's statue at the BrusselsStock Exchange. He climbed on it,
took his picture climbing down, brokepart of the statue, off was arrested
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nearby, playing dumb on how muchdamage he had caused to the lion.
Big news man from Ireland drunk wellbeing reported that the upcoming Star Wars series
Lando is telling more of the storyof the space pirate Lando Calrisian, of
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and Donald Glover, where Donald Gloverplays the young Lando and the film solo.
So it's supposed to be a TVseries and now they're going to make
it into a feature film. Theyshould bring out old man Billy D Williams
for this, Why not? Theywould be it'd be fun. He's probably
pretty old. Yeah, but theydid it in Star Trek with Spock.
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This is true. And Lennard NimoyYeah yeah, and he was like a
thousand yeah, I like your thinking. Bring back Billy D. And it's
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all set to revive his iconic roleas doctor Frasier Crane for a third time.
He is returning to Boston with newchallenges to face in his life.
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happens when we play smart Kiss atwhat time? Waldo? And about eight
twelve? All right? Eight twelvesounds good to me? Your chance to
play and win one or two pointfive pcy okay a classic rock station.
Sure, I saw some red flagsthe Danny Bonaduji and Sarah Morning Show.
He's a nurse. Here's dan take. Okay, here's my take, and
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why the phrase no worries is veryworrisome. Listen if I go out of
my way to say thank you,and you was fond with no worries,
that implies I was worried about somethingwhen really I'm just trying to express gratitude,
say you're welcome like a normal person. Even worse, if I'm apologizing
or something and you was fond withno worries, I'm just going to kick
you right in the nards. Anyway, I am blaming the Australians for this
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one, or maybe the Brits.And that's my take on why you should
stop saying no worries. Ducci andCeremony Show the classic rock station. Why
don't you point drying kazy? Okay, Well, California couple is suing a
Hawaiian snorkeling company after they were allegedlyabandoned in the ocean during their honeymoon.
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Oh man, yeah, oh manis right. So I mean, if
you've ever gone to one of thesetropical locations, you get on the boat,
they count how many heads are there, You jump off the boat,
you go snorkeling. Then they're like, okay, get back on the boat
and everybody gets back in right,they do a head count and then you
go home. Right. Apparently peoplewere freaking out a little bit because a
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big storm rolled in. They hadtrouble doing an accurate headcount, left two
people behind. Oh gem, twoscared people. I would be petrified.
They had to swim for two hoursto make it to shore, and now
they are filing a five million dollarlawsuit. Oh, I just give it
to him, because they're gonna kickyour ass. And at lawsuit, they're
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gonna be right and they're gonna win. There was a terrible movie based on
a true story that came out yearsand years ago of something similar to this
happening. But it was a greatbarrier reef right. Oh I saw that
movie, Scuba right and spoiler alert. I don't think that had a happy
ending. I'd really love a happyending, so would wall Though. Oh
yeah, oh yeah, of courseyou're talking about movies. I am indeed,
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what's your dirty mind going to?Sarah Tall Blue Own chocolate bars are
delicious, delicious, but they're experiencinga big change double Their Own chocolate bars
will still be delicious, but theywill no longer have their iconic matterhorn Mountain
peak on their packaging. I didn'tknow they had that. I just knew
they were a triangle that's what itis. It's supposed to be the matterhorn.
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Okay, they are moving production outof Switzerland, and then because of
this they can't have the same packagingbecause it's misleading people to think it's made
in Switzerland. Shut up, it'sgoing to be made in Bratislava. I'll
give you Bratslava. I lost mywad there one night. Well though,
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I'll give you five dollars if youcan tell me what country Brataslava is the
capital of. Can I look itup or not? No? No,
why would you give you money?If you just we'll get up. You
have to answer in one second.Go Bradaslava is the capital of Come on
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Poland. Oh honey, Luxembourg,Sluxembourg. That's got to be the answer.
Slovakiavaia Okay, yeah, Slovakia.I've never been a fast Lachia.
Thank you all know. Well.Ever since Kiss hit the big time in
the mid seventies, a rumor hascirculated the claimed the band's name wasn't an
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acronym for nights in Satan's Service.No it's not. Well, that's what
the band has now said. Timeto put the rumors to bed. Paul
Stanley said, we're smart, butwe're not that smart. I love that
band. By the way, I'mdefinitely gonna see him one last time.
Bonniducci and cea morning show the classicrock station one Z. Okay, Well,
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even if you're not real big intomuseums, you might want ahead to
Langley, Virginia to see a newmuseum that will be dedicated to spies.
Don't they actually keep the CIA inLangley? Well, this is a CIA
museum, okay. And some ofthe stuff that's up there, like they
apparently it's been there for ages,but we're not allowed to go see this
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stuff. But some of the stuffthat's there an assault rifled toted by Osama
bin Laden, the night bell thatthe US Navy seals killed him. They
say, there is flight suits wornby pilots of Cold War era U two
and A twelve spy planes, allsorts of spy memorabilia. They say,
yeah, sure, they say it'sbeen there for a long time, but
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most of like average people can't go. But tell me you wouldn't like to
have like a behind the scenes lookat the CIA. I would very much
like to have that. Is thereanother place, like I'm thinking businesses in
particular that you would like to seebehind the scenes of. Yeah, I
would, I would very much liketo. Okay, let's hear it.
I'll give you one right here.A touring company of a musical Broadway show
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write an article by Peter O'Toole andhe said that was the first time of
his life. Then I wrote anotherarticle by somebody else that he can't stay
with him another day. They breakout into song all the time. Everybody's
having sex with everybody. I findthat to be appealing. That's funny.
Yeah, I'm sure that there'd bea lot of interesting stuff to see.
Yeah, let's talk to Mike inSultan. Hey, Mike good and more
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inserted morn, sticky, sexy,have a ducci. My first choice would
be to see behind the scenes workingsof like a top Pot or a Crispy
Kreme, especially when they're making theirbacon maple bars. Yeah. Yeah,
man, the bacon maple bars areterrific. So we know Mike loves bacon,
and so we do. Really notsurprised he didn't want to see behind
the scenes of making bacon. Bacon, Bacon, Kevin bacon, Kevin bacon,
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making bacon. He should do thatgo to hormil Man. I'm with
you, Mike. I like thatanswer. I'd like to see behind the
scenes. I'm making donuts. Gota text her Edna in Lakewood, who
said she would like to see behindthe scenes of the Pentagon. Oh,
that's a good night, you knowwhat. I don't know that I'd be
quite as exciting as we think itwould be, but I did that sounds
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good. I feel like there's sothere's so much behind those closed doors.
We have no idea what it is. And Ali and Arlington said, I'd
like to spend time in the popRocks factory. Well, I bet all
the workers are constantly pulling pop rockpranks on each other. I gotta tell
you that sounds rightful. I loveyou know they're back. You can get
pop rocks. Yeah, she said, I wonder how they make those exploding
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candies. Geane is in pullap Gene, what is a business you would like
to see behind the scenes of theShallow Opera? I'd like to be the
show my driver, good haul ofShoulda and hill forts from that, she
had lap, I actually got todo that in the Little Skirl and Smoke
Care. I got them behind theall machines and interesting opera and Angela and
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Everett, what business would you liketo see behind the scenes of Disney?
And it's not just Disney, rightwhen you think about everything Disney, there's
the Disney theme part, but thenthere's the production companies. There's movie production,
television production, ESPN. I mean, there's so much I'd like to
see behind the scenes of that too. Disney's I'd like to see that.
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And I'd just see what's in thecastle and just see what in Walt Disney's
apartment. Yeah, there's a lotof Disney things I'd like to know about.
Good answer, Angela. Are yousmart? We mean Sarah smart?
Your chance to be smartass? Youin the title? You in the tickets
to see Trevor Noah March twenty threeat the Paramount Theater. Smartcas works like
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this. You get three trivia questions. You need to get two of three
correct to win the title and thetickets. Our contestant is Jeff in Columbia
City. Hey they're Jeff. Hey, you know Sarah doing awesome this morning?
Happy Friday? Right back at you? Thank you? All right?
Are you ready to play trivia?Let's go for it, all right,
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Let's see how you do. Jeff. Here's your first question, Trevor Noah
had a role in the movie BlackPanther. What is the name of the
fictitious country from this movie? Ohman, it is Panther. We're going
with it's not Rwanda because that's thereal contract. So we're gonna you're so
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close tons of bonds of oh man, well, conducduc alright, god,
thank god. I will not getenough from our you know, co workers
about that? When if igot thatwrong? All right, here's your next
one. Jeff, who is thecomposer of the Star Wars theme? Oh,
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John Williams. So nice job,Jeff, Conda, John Williams.
You got them both right. Youdidn't even need the third one to prove
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I'm sweating over here? Yea.So are you listening right now with your
co workers? I am not.I was looking on my phone in my
Oh my god. Well, doyou want to shout them out? You
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Highlight Community College, doing you know, good work out here, come through
awesome, Jeff all right, well, congratulations and hide all of your co
workers. You've won yourself tickets tosee Trevor Noah March twenty three at the
Paramount Theater. You are smart akiss. Well. Next, it's Danny
Bonaducci life coach Robert and Kirkland iscalling in. He says he needs help
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getting his brother over a broken heart. His brother's super depressed by his ex.
Needs to know what he can doto help him out. Danny's got
this. You will hear Danny Bonaducci. Take this call, which is happening
right after the Stones on five KazyOkay, the classic roxation. Danny Bonaducci
is in for a life coach.He's here to help you out, just
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one question at a time. Ifyou've got a question, he will be
here for you. You can alwaysemail life Coach at kazy Okay dot com.
Here's Robert in Kirkland. Roberto,what's up, buddy? A man?
How do I help my brother getover a broken heart? I mean,
I know when you're a teenager youget over these things. When when
you get your heart broken, weall did when we were He's forty years
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old. Yeah, and he gotreally screwed over by his girl. They've
been going out for six years andshe is pregnant with another guy. Baby.
Oh man, that's awful. Poorbaby, I'm telling you, that's
that's one of the most tragic thing. I bet he's just aching like crazy.
He's killing him. He thought thiswas the love of his life and
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now I'm you know, trying toget him over, but he is crush.
There's a million things I could say, like if he can't get over
his girl, he should get undersomeone else. All that stuff. I
wish you could send a person toprison for that. That's one of the
most horrible things I have ever heard. So but here's the thing, you
know, he should take up abrand new stinking hobby and learned a lot
of hobbies online, tone to learnto cook them, to learn to cut
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hair, whatever it is, todo something that distracted. But I'll tell
you, and that's a bazillion ways. And I gotta tell you that I
think a Greek philosopher said time healsall wounds, and that's true. When
my second wife divorced me and shesaid I really want to go explore other
people, I went, oh mygod, I cried for a month,
but guess what happened after a month. No, it's gonna take longer,
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No, I know that, butI'm saying there'll be very soon. At
at his age, at forty,he should be able to forget about this
in six months. This is America. There's so much other stuff to do.
I promise you in less than ayear, he'll still be crushed because
it's awful, but he'll forgotten mostlyabout that girl, and I'll go back
to the Greek flazzer, time eels, all ones. Give him a little
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time and he'll be all right.And that is why you called the life
coach. Sure, so I don'tyou wish you to send somebody to jail
for that hate it with another guy'sbaby. Oh man, that's awful.
Tell him I love him, andto get a new hobby, and really
sure learned to play the piano,you bastard. But that's just terrible,
and I love you. But that'swhy you called the life Coach. That
was Danny Bonducci. Life Coach.You can always reach him. The email
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is life Coach at kasey okay dotcom.