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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to Dirty Rush, The Truth about Sororiti Life with
your hosts me Gia Judice, Daisy Kent, and Jennifer Kessler.
Hey guys, and welcome back to another episode of Dirty Rush. Today,
callers are calling in and telling us their frat story, disaster, mishaps,
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walk of shame. They're really coming on here today and
telling it all. I'm super excited for this episode, so
let's get into it. Okay, I'm excited. So what fraternity
story do you have for me?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
So I was a DJ and the DG's Delta Gamma
president would marry the Essay president and we had a
full on Italian wedding.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh okay, I've seen so many people do that at universities.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, with bridesmaids, like food, our dives, dancing like we
went all out that. It was like a full wed
It was so much fun. Oh I love that wild Yes,
that was the blast. Another fraternity named Arcania, they had
something called Fireman's Fling and so during the day they'd
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take you to a park drink on fire tecks and
that was super fun. But at night, the girls I
did not do this, would climb out of the window
down the ladder in their like T shirt and underpants,
and they'd like shine a spotlight.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Oh my gosh, wait, that's hilarious. Okay, so it was
almost like they were flashing.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I mean they were definitely like everybody watched women climb
down the ladder. So that was wild and it was
written up in Playboy too.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh wow, well that's legendary.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yes, Delta Gamma was right across the street from the
President's house and their pool, and I would like go
swimming there all the time, which I can't believe I
did that looking back. And then I'd get out of
the pool to go get my clothes because we'd be
skinny dipping and the fadas would have stolen my clothes,
so I'd have to like run back ring the doorbell
and hope the housemum wouldn't answer.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh my god, that's hilarious. So it was more so
like you guys just like had fun with the frog.
But yeah, they were actually really good guys, but you
just like had fun. I feel like, did what any
young kid would do. You skinny dipped, you had some fun,
you fooled around, and you lived life in college exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I'm a little surprised I didn't sleep with my dates
that I went skinny dipping with, but I didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I mean, yeah, you were pretty up close and personal
at that point.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I did have a boyfriend that was way over in
the townhouses, which was like across the delta, like across
the river, and so I do remember a few mornings
like getting all my clothes and like screwing across the
fence and like over the river, like back home to
the DG house in time for breakfast, still in your
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party dress the night before.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I feel like, honestly though, that would never happen now,
Like it just shows how like during your time, like
it was, so it was more care free, I feel,
And if you did that now you would be judged
so hard you would be probably blacklisted and X, Y
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and Z. It would be the end of the world
if girls were skinny dipping with frock guys and climbing
down a ladder with a white T shirt and white underwear,
like that would just not be okay now. But it
just shows like how times have changed and how things
were so much more care free.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yes it was, but we did all take care of
each other and we also clearly had fun.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Okay, Mary well, thank you so much for coming on
Dirty Rush.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Okay, bye bye.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Hey Tracy, and welcome to Dirty Rush. What do you
have for me today?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
This story actually gives me pdsd oh God. The best
part is that the guy who was the fraternity boy
that I slept with is now my fiance.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
So at least it worked out. It got It came
full circle. God, it came full circle. So he never
looked at you differently.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Just know that, yes, correct, And it involves going to
the bathroom. So this was probably like the third time
I ever slept at this fraternity with him. This was
my freshman year of college. And this is very TMI.
I'm a very I feel like a lot of women
will relate. I'm a very backed up person, Like if
I have to go, I have to go. I got
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to take that opportunity.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I mean honestly, same like to not be gross, like
I could go anywhere.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
So right, we don't want to like fart, you know,
you just want to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You don't want to know exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
So anyways, we had taco bell of course at like
three am after we were out at a fraternity party,
and then we went to bed and this is like
four or forty five in the morning. My stomach, I guess,
making like the ass noises, and I'm on this top
bunk of this cold dorm in the pitch dark. I'm like,
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oh my god, like I haven't gone to the bathroom
in like a day or two, and I need to
do something about this. But they all like share a
bathroom and it's only like one the stalls are downstairs.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah, now I remember the frat houses. They're so gross.
But I thought I couldn't make it to the downstairs.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
So I'm like, oh god, I'm gonna have to go
in this one stall, like hopefully everything's okay. So I
go in the stall and I don't know about you,
but like, do you put toilet paper on the toilet seat?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
You need to do that every time exactly, especially in
a frat house. Yes, it's discussing.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
There's pe all over, you know, guys don't put the
seat up. So there was like some crust on that seat.
I don't even know, And so I put a bunch
of toilet paper on the seat, probably like I was
still a little drunk, probably like eight layers of toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
For full protection. I mean, you don't know, prop boys
are disgusting, and you you can also like get STDs
off of toilet seats, FYI exactly, And you don't know
if someone puked on it. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
So anyways, I go to the bathroom, normal bathroom, like
it's not like I you don't have a you know,
chaos situation or whatever. And then I go to flush,
and of course, because of my eight layer toilet seat,
it starts like the water starts rising, it starts making
like gurgling noises, It's bubbling full on about to like explode.
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And I'm like, oh my god, oh my god, oh
my god, Like I didn't know what to do, and
I'm like.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
No, I would have fully panicked. I think I would
have ran out of the house.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
And like the number two was like on the top floating.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
No. No, I would have literally literally died. I would
have died exactly.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
So I attempted to run, and I'm like, I'm gonna
go get my shoes. I'm in an uber back to
my dorm, like I gotta get out.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
One hundred percent. I would have left so quick you
wouldn't have even seen me. Well, I thought that was
the plan.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
And then as I was walking out, the guy that
I was seeing my fiance now ironically had a pee
in the middle of the night, or maybe even wondering
where I was.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
He probably woke him up when you got up, and
then he was probably like, oh, well, i'll just pee
right now. Two right exactly, that's what he was doing.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I'm just gonna go pee. I'm like no, no, and
he's like, why did you puke.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I'm like even worse. I'm like no, it's flooding. He's like, well,
let me fix it. I'm really good at.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
This, pushes me, and then he sees my number two
in the toilet and I'm like almost in tears, and
I thought he's never gonna talk to me again after that.
But it all worked out, and now we're so comfortable
around each other.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I mean, you could probably next to each other at
this point, which is great.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Like the third week of us knowing each other, he
saw my in the toilet, so that's my story.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Well, now he's your fiance. So it all worked out.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
And the toilet, by the way, took twenty four hours
to fix.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I'm so happy that you guys are this comfortable with
each other. This is how comfortable I think every married
couple needs to be. So you're there, and you were
there on the third night.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
At least I got it over with and at least
I used protection on that seat. I don't care. It
was worth it.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Oh yeah for sure. So yeah, that's my story. Good
luck to hold the well. Thanks Tracy, thank you for
coming on Dirty Rush.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Of course, Thanks Dia, Bye.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Guys, Hey Riley, and welcome to a Dirty Rush.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Hi, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
So I'm excited to hear your frat story. Yeah, you
and the frat house often.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
I'm not particularly I was definitely someone that liked someone
to come over to mine. I have a clean room.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I mean, I agree, they're disgusting.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Yeah, and I also like to kind of go to
bed when I want to go to bed, and they
play music too loud. But I did venture over there
a couple of times, and it definitely I definitely left
my mark, which was unfortunate. And also I assume this
happens to many people because all hot girls have bad stomachs.
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But I I'm gluten free, so like.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Ah, would you eat the pizza that night?
Speaker 5 (09:37):
I have no idea. I might have just had too
much fun. And I was with this younger boy.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh my god, what a cougar.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Yeah, it was fun, It was really fun. But I
was supposed to be like this top notch hot girl
because he was younger and we were having a sleepover.
This is probably like our third time having a sleepover.
And I didn't realize that I must have done this
in the middle of the night before. But I farted
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and not only woke myself up, but I also woke
up said really attractive younger boy.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
And he woked around. I did not like cracked dust him.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
I pretended to be asleep like I fully cropped us
at him, which which like rose personal issues within myself
realizing that I was crop dusting myself all these times,
and that coincidentally was the last time he ever had
a sleepover with me, which was super unfortunate.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
So farded under the sheets, pretended you were sleeping, pretended
it wasn't you, and that maybe it was someone else.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
It was someone else, Yeah, and so that I'm a
girl with a bad stomach, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Never got the callback, never got the call back.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
He was always super nice, but yeah, I ruined it, like.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Fully, no to self. Girls don't fart.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Yeah, I've tried to hide with future voice that I
don't fart, and then they.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Somehow you have to reach a certain point. I mean,
maybe not don't do it early on, but like you
have to then become comfortable, like now I fart in
front of my boyfriend.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Well, to deviate from the whole, not.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Like grossly, but like you know, when it happens, it happens.
We're all human. But like doing it at the frat
house when you're having a sleepover, maybe for the first
or second time, maybe not the best idea.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
No, but I have found someone. We're farting in my
sleep and waking them up is now acceptable because I
did that in front of my boyfriend after one month
of dating. So it's something that I've just always had
to deal with and I've finally found someone that accepts
me for who I am.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
So I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Riley.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Thank you for sharing your story on Dirty Rush. Hey Grace,
and welcome to Dirty Rush.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
The school that I went to was kind of a
unique experience where we did this second kind of rush.
We did sorority recruitment, and then there was this almost
second wave of joining what we all called.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
A c sash Okay, which was basically sorority recruitment but
run by eighteen year old boys.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
So was this actually recruitment or was this for fun?
Speaker 6 (13:01):
I mean loosely if you want to call it recruitment.
They made us fill of applications, which was bizarre.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I don't know, it was just like a tradition at
your school, like the like the freshman boys wanted to
basically host their own recruitment, Like were they even affiliated
with a frat yet.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
Hosting their own recruitment? It was like apparently they had
this whole deliberation. We really saw a unique My dorm
specifically had a very social floor, and so we had
some friends in multiple frats and we got to see
kind of how they all looked at these applications and
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they might have been more intense than the girls in
picking their quote unquote pledged class.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Oh so they were basically picking like who they would
want to sleep with.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
It felt like that in a.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Way, basically like loading up their roster of girls that
they would like like, we're interested in it, We're.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Messy with it. Can I just say?
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Like they would weaponize this power and be like, well,
you're not going to be part of our c sash
you do da da da da da, And like, oh,
I mean I was in a relationship freshman year, but
I had friends that were in situationships with guys in
certain fraternities, and it was this whole anxiety inducing oh
my god, if we end then I'm not going to
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be in this sea sessh And I'm not going to
be in this like fraternity summer you know, house kind
of thing. And I'm from a place where a lot
of my friends go to school in like the SEC
and like the South, and this is a complete foreign
concept to them.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, I mean, I have no idea what you're talking
about either, So this is something new to me as well.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
My parents. It took a lot of convincing for them
to let me do this.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
And it was this very interesting, bizarre application process that
they set out this Google.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Form and I'll never forget.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
We were in our dorm freshman year and it dropped
like the lists of who got into what sort of
sea sash. It was honestly, probably more groundbreaking than like
getting into soroties.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
As a whole.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Right, that's so funny.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
We were obviously living in the frat house which was insane,
and everyone called it this kind of like summer camp esque.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
This was honestly something I feel like was like kind
of cute, and it like opened up like and it
honestly gave you a way to meet new people and
kind of socialize in college.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
I found it really fun.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
It sounds fun. I mean, it's college summer camp. That
sounds pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Basically, it's what they would they would call it.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
The boys were putting full on trees in our bathroom,
and there was I don't know, they were throwing frat parties.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
And I can't.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
Imagine what it was like as a like full time
living in a fraternity house, but it was fun for
six weeks.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I would never do it again, No.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
For sure. It was an experience, and you did it
as a freshman, which makes it even more of a
more like even more of a memorable experience. Definitely, definitely grace.
Thank you so much. Meis Okay, Hey Maddie, welcome to
Dirty Rush.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
Hi, thanks for having me. Okay, my story was freshman
year and everyone just lived in regular dorms freshman year,
but we had a sink in our room and that
will come back in our story. Okay, and freshman year,
I'd been hooking up with this guy all kind of
all year, like on and off. I feel like classic
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situation ship, like definitely didn't like me that much, but
we hooked up when he texted me yeah, And so
it was like kind of during the end of our year,
like during in the spring, and everyone had been out
ing all day and then I went back to my
room and I passed out and I woke up or
at text from him being like, do you want to
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like come over, and my roommate wasn't home. My roommate
wasn't there that weekend, so I was like, okay, you
could come to my room because there's no one here.
So he comes over. It's like, honestly late at night.
It's like when you woke up from day drinking and
you're like have a energy. And he came over and
we are hooking up like normal, and I can like
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tell something's like off, and like we're like are you okay?
And he stands up and he's like I think I'm
gonna throw up? Yeah, And I was like can you please?
I was like make it down the hall. I was
like the like just go to the woman's bathroom. It's
like the middle of the night, no one will even
be here, and he's like, I can't.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
So he throws up in my sink in the middle
of the night, and then.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
He was like I'm so sorry, but I also can't
stay and doesn't clean it up and leave and leaves
and I'm with like, this sink. He like tried to
clean up, but I was like this, this is like
everyone's like. I was like, this isn't working. So he
left his throw up in my sink. And I didn't
have a roommate either at the time, and I was
like I had to call my other friends who were
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all asleep, and I was like, I don't even know
what to do. Didn't even have any like cleaning supplies
because you live in a dorms, Like what are you cleaning?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Very limited, yeah, very limited.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
And I was just like the next morning, I woke
up and I was like, I really wish that was
a real nightmare, but it actually happened.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
So did you have throw up in your sink? The
next day?
Speaker 7 (18:30):
I had to throw up in my sink and then
I cleaned it.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Oh my god, so you celept with that stinkiness.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
It was so bad.
Speaker 7 (18:37):
I like literally had to call my friends and get
their like air like spray.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Oh my god, that's actually terrible. And the fact that
he left you with his throw up, Like, who does
he think you are his maid? He could have at
least cleaned up after himself. Who raised him?
Speaker 7 (18:54):
I don't know, literally no one, I guess. And they
texted him the next day and I said, you were
really gonna throw up in my sink and leap. So
I was like, again, you can't get away with this.
And my friends obviously were like, this is the funniest
thing that's ever happened, Like we're like dying laughing. So
they took a picture of me sending him a text
of like, you threw up in my sink, and my
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friend posted it on her private story and his friend
was on her private story and was like, didn't you
know and actually do this? And my friend was like yeah,
and then I was like and then he's like, why
would you tell people? I was like, why wouldn't I
tell people?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Also, like needed help cleaning up your throw up and
I needed to ask my friends for some supplies because
my room smell like thank you.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
Yeah, So that was like truly like I think fact
that was like one of the worst nights ever and
I was left with it in my room.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
That's disgusting. Boys are such assholes. That's horrible, like.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
The worst ever.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Oh my god. Well, Maddie, thank you so much for
telling me your story. And I hope nobody ever throws
up in your sink ever again. No unless and if
they do, I I hope they have manners next time.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
Same. I can't ever deal with that again.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I hope you never do. Thank you, hey, Sarah, and
welcome to a dirty Rush.
Speaker 8 (20:27):
Thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Thanks for coming on.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
Okay, So, I throughout my years in college slept at
the fraternity house many.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
A time.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Because I dated a boy all throughout college and who
lived at the Journey House for two years.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Oh my god, he loved it.
Speaker 8 (20:50):
He yeah, you know we it was really like common
to just be in the sorority of for Journey House
for one year, but he went back for a year
two just like I guess wow, and again enough.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
He slapped it ate and breathed the fraternity house. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
And that came with many humbling experiences, but one of
which was after the fraternity had thrown this big party.
It was like ski themed, I think, and we were
all wearing like puffer jackets and wearing like ski goggles
and whatever. I had somehow made it so all of
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his like all of the and all of the rooms
in the fraternity house. It would be like four guys
to one room, and there'd be two sets of bunk beds, and.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
He was always on the top bunk.
Speaker 8 (21:40):
And so I had had a little bit too much
to drink one of these nights and had stumbled up,
and he had tucked me into his top bunk, and
like he would always like push my butt up the
ladder and hoist me up there, and I like fell asleep,
and that's that's the last thing that I remember until
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I woke up hours later. It's like maybe I fell
asleep at one am, and I woke up at five
am to him shaking me and all the lights on,
and I was next to his best friend who was
upstairs in his bed. So I had either slept, walked,
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or I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
What his start maybe dreamt of sleeping with his friends.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
I swear I do not remember, or had no intention.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
And did the friend know you were there? Either or
he was just as shocked, he like.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
To His story is that he rolled over and saw
me right now, like woke up to me, like climbing
into his bed and was like, what are you doing there?
I think maybe I had got, you know, gotten up,
maybe to go.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
To the bathroom or you throw up or.
Speaker 8 (22:51):
Something, and I just got confused and walked upstairs and
thought it was his bed because he was like they
all rooms of like the layouts of the rooms were
the same, and.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
So you got confused, You got confused, know it was
it was a it was a night mistake night.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
I was getting really warm and cozy with all of
the fraternity brothers that evening, I guess.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
But yeah, that's my story.
Speaker 8 (23:21):
And you know, ever since then that boyfriend were no
longer together, was a little skeptical of me and his
best friend because, oh no, why what led you, even
in your you know, drunk state, what led you to
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to do the stairs and do that? And I just
was like, I'm innocent. I promise I did not mean
to do that, and really, yeah, was obviously embarrassed by that.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
But that is.
Speaker 8 (23:55):
Probably my worst sleeping over at the fraternity story.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Oh my god, I love that. Well, thank you so much.
For sharing. Thank you for having me. Hey Stella, Welcome
to Dirty Rush.
Speaker 9 (24:07):
Hi, thank you. Okay, So my story is one morning,
I like so, I slept at this guy's house. I
had never met him before. This was like the first
time I slept over there, and I woke up to
my alarm like blaring, like it was going off so loud,
and I couldn't get it to stop, like it was
just going so loud. Blaring woke us both up, and
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I tried to turn it off, and I figured out
that my phone was fully disabled, so I couldn't get
the alarm off. It just kept blaring and we both
couldn't figure out how to turn it off. So we
ended up getting ourselves together and he actually had to
drive me to the Apple Store just to get it fixed.
The worst part of this entire story. The night before
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was a Christmas party, so I'm in a full fledged
Santa costume, had to toe Santa outfit at the Apple Store.
He drops me off. They can't figure out how to
turn off the alarm, so I have to go through
the process of buying an entire new iPhone at the
Apple Store and my full fledged Santa costume from head
to toe.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Oh my god. Yeah, it was crazy, honestly, really nice
of the guy to take you to the Apple Store.
Speaker 9 (25:17):
It was really nice of him. But unfortunately we actually
never spoke again after this. So at least he dropped
me off with the Apple store though, and there was
no walking, so.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
He did the good deed and then he was done.
Speaker 9 (25:29):
Yeah, did the good deed and then he was done
and we never spoke again. So that was my scary
Santa costume horror story.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
That is so funny. Yeah, at least you got a
new phone out of it, though, I mean, is that
a plus because you probably had to pay for your
new phone.
Speaker 9 (25:44):
Yeah, had to pay for the new phone, but I
guess got a new phone and had a reason to
buy one. And you know, a good story is always
a good reason to laugh, No, for sure.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Well, thank you so much for sharing your stories, Stella,
Thanks for having me on. Hey Maria, and welcome to
Dirty Rush.
Speaker 10 (26:04):
Hi, thanks for having.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Me, thanks for joining. I'm so excited to hear your story.
Speaker 10 (26:09):
It's kind of like a Walk of Shame but a
little more chaotic. I don't know, but I stayed over
at we called it upstairs og.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
It was.
Speaker 10 (26:24):
It was just this disgusting house, honestly, but three guys
in one tiny room. They all had twin sized beds,
basically like a summer camp for children.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
No, yeah, it's kind of like it reminds me like
a lot of my friends and I rent like summer
shorehouses and we do the bunk beds in the whole
nine yards. So I totally get it.
Speaker 10 (26:46):
Except afterwards you have to go home and take this massive,
long ash shower where you just like are scrubbing your
body raw because you don't know what you got there.
But it was after a wind Wednesday, and it was
like raining and storming the night before, and I wake
up to like a loud crash. Everyone jumps up and
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we look out like the window and a giant tree
branch fell on a car. Oh my gosh, I realized
it's one of the roommate's cars getting ready for work.
Like half of the tree had just fallen straight onto
the front of it, completely totaled. Everyone's like laughing, freaking out. Obviously,
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the one roommate whose car it actually was was panicking like.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Of course, that's horrible, that's just like bad luck, like
what bad.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Luck, terrible luck.
Speaker 10 (27:43):
But then the awkward part is I had to he
was on his way to work, and so the guy
I was with how to drive him to work. Car
was totaled, obviously, and so I just awkwardly sat in
the front while while the guy was in the back
seat on the phone with insurance. Oh no, I don't
even know how he explained that one.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
I mean, I'm sure he's been around his friend hooking
up with girls before, so it probably wasn't the worst
thing in the world, but just horrible timing and bad situation.
Speaker 10 (28:15):
And what made it even worse is like than one
of their other friends like drove past. Like again, terrible
timing all around, but one of the other guys like
drove past at the exact time, like everyone was outside
standing in front of the car, and he did like
a took a video posted it on TikTok and it
went viral. So everyone was just like laughing, Oh no,
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just like drop. He just looks like pale, like, oh
it's heartbreaking.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Oh and that's actually so sad. What a way to
start your work morning, right, that's horrible. Most memorable carpool
for me, honestly, Yeah, I mean I think it was
worse for the guy's car and the guy than you.
You were just a bystander in this totally.
Speaker 10 (29:02):
Fine, nothing happened to me. I at least got to
say that I was there and I witnessed it, all right.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Well, Maria, thank you so much for coming on to
Dirty Rush and sharing your story. Thanks for having me,
all right, And that is it for this week's episode
of Dirty Rush. Until next time, Love you guys. Bye,
Welcome to Dirty Rush, The Truth about Sororiti Life with
your hosts me Gia Judice, Daisy Kent, and Jennifer Kessler.
Hey guys, and welcome back to another episode of Dirty Rush. Today,
callers are calling in and telling us their frat story, disaster, mishaps,
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walk of shame. They're really coming on here today and
telling it all. I'm super excited for this episode, so
let's get into it. Okay, I'm excited. So what fraternity
story do you have for me?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
So I was a DJ and the DG's Delta Gamma
president would marry the Essay president and we had a
full on Italian wedding.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh okay, I've seen so many people do that at universities.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, with bridesmaids, like food, our dives, dancing like we
went all out that. It was like a full wed
It was so much fun. Oh I love that wild Yes,
that was the blast. Another fraternity named Arcania, they had
something called Fireman's Fling and so during the day they'd
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take you to a park drink on fire tecks and
that was super fun. But at night, the girls I
did not do this, would climb out of the window
down the ladder in their like T shirt and underpants,
and they'd like shine a spotlight.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Oh my gosh, wait, that's hilarious. Okay, so it was
almost like they were flashing.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I mean they were definitely like everybody watched women climb
down the ladder. So that was wild and it was
written up in Playboy too.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh wow, well that's legendary.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yes, Delta Gamma was right across the street from the
President's house and their pool, and I would like go
swimming there all the time, which I can't believe I
did that looking back. And then I'd get out of
the pool to go get my clothes because we'd be
skinny dipping and the fadas would have stolen my clothes,
so I'd have to like run back ring the doorbell
and hope the housemum wouldn't answer.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh my god, that's hilarious. So it was more so
like you guys just like had fun with the frog.
But yeah, they were actually really good guys, but you
just like had fun. I feel like, did what any
young kid would do. You skinny dipped, you had some fun,
you fooled around, and you lived life in college exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I'm a little surprised I didn't sleep with my dates
that I went skinny dipping with, but I didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I mean, yeah, you were pretty up close and personal
at that point.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I did have a boyfriend that was way over in
the townhouses, which was like across the delta, like across
the river, and so I do remember a few mornings
like getting all my clothes and like screwing across the
fence and like over the river, like back home to
the DG house in time for breakfast, still in your
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party dress the night before.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I feel like, honestly though, that would never happen now,
Like it just shows how like during your time, like
it was, so it was more care free, I feel,
And if you did that now you would be judged
so hard you would be probably blacklisted and X, Y
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and Z. It would be the end of the world
if girls were skinny dipping with frock guys and climbing
down a ladder with a white T shirt and white underwear,
like that would just not be okay now. But it
just shows like how times have changed and how things
were so much more care free.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yes it was, but we did all take care of
each other and we also clearly had fun.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Okay, Mary well, thank you so much for coming on
Dirty Rush.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Okay, bye bye.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Hey Tracy, and welcome to Dirty Rush. What do you
have for me today?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
This story actually gives me pdsd oh God. The best
part is that the guy who was the fraternity boy
that I slept with is now my fiance.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
So at least it worked out. It got It came
full circle. God, it came full circle. So he never
looked at you differently.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Just know that, yes, correct, And it involves going to
the bathroom. So this was probably like the third time
I ever slept at this fraternity with him. This was
my freshman year of college. And this is very TMI.
I'm a very I feel like a lot of women
will relate. I'm a very backed up person, Like if
I have to go, I have to go. I got
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to take that opportunity.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I mean honestly, same like to not be gross, like
I could go anywhere.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
So right, we don't want to like fart, you know,
you just want to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You don't want to know exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
So anyways, we had taco bell of course at like
three am after we were out at a fraternity party,
and then we went to bed and this is like
four or forty five in the morning. My stomach, I guess,
making like the ass noises, and I'm on this top
bunk of this cold dorm in the pitch dark. I'm like,
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oh my god, like I haven't gone to the bathroom
in like a day or two, and I need to
do something about this. But they all like share a
bathroom and it's only like one the stalls are downstairs.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah, now I remember the frat houses. They're so gross.
But I thought I couldn't make it to the downstairs.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
So I'm like, oh god, I'm gonna have to go
in this one stall, like hopefully everything's okay. So I
go in the stall and I don't know about you,
but like, do you put toilet paper on the toilet seat?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
You need to do that every time exactly, especially in
a frat house. Yes, it's discussing.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
There's pe all over, you know, guys don't put the
seat up. So there was like some crust on that seat.
I don't even know, And so I put a bunch
of toilet paper on the seat, probably like I was
still a little drunk, probably like eight layers of toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
For full protection. I mean, you don't know, prop boys
are disgusting, and you you can also like get STDs
off of toilet seats, FYI exactly, And you don't know
if someone puked on it. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
So anyways, I go to the bathroom, normal bathroom, like
it's not like I you don't have a you know,
chaos situation or whatever. And then I go to flush,
and of course, because of my eight layer toilet seat,
it starts like the water starts rising, it starts making
like gurgling noises, It's bubbling full on about to like explode.
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And I'm like, oh my god, oh my god, oh
my god, Like I didn't know what to do, and
I'm like.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
No, I would have fully panicked. I think I would
have ran out of the house.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
And like the number two was like on the top floating.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
No. No, I would have literally literally died. I would
have died exactly.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
So I attempted to run, and I'm like, I'm gonna
go get my shoes. I'm in an uber back to
my dorm, like I gotta get out.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
One hundred percent. I would have left so quick you
wouldn't have even seen me. Well, I thought that was
the plan.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
And then as I was walking out, the guy that
I was seeing my fiance now ironically had a pee
in the middle of the night, or maybe even wondering
where I was.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
He probably woke him up when you got up, and
then he was probably like, oh, well, i'll just pee
right now. Two right exactly, that's what he was doing.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I'm just gonna go pee. I'm like no, no, and
he's like, why did you puke.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I'm like even worse. I'm like no, it's flooding. He's like, well,
let me fix it. I'm really good at.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
This, pushes me, and then he sees my number two
in the toilet and I'm like almost in tears, and
I thought he's never gonna talk to me again after that.
But it all worked out, and now we're so comfortable
around each other.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I mean, you could probably next to each other at
this point, which is great.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Like the third week of us knowing each other, he
saw my in the toilet, so that's my story.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Well, now he's your fiance. So it all worked out.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
And the toilet, by the way, took twenty four hours
to fix.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I'm so happy that you guys are this comfortable with
each other. This is how comfortable I think every married
couple needs to be. So you're there, and you were
there on the third night.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
At least I got it over with and at least
I used protection on that seat. I don't care. It
was worth it.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Oh yeah for sure. So yeah, that's my story. Good
luck to hold the well. Thanks Tracy, thank you for
coming on Dirty Rush.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Of course, Thanks Dia, Bye.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Guys, Hey Riley, and welcome to a Dirty Rush.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Hi, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
So I'm excited to hear your frat story. Yeah, you
and the frat house often.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
I'm not particularly I was definitely someone that liked someone
to come over to mine. I have a clean room.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I mean, I agree, they're disgusting.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Yeah, and I also like to kind of go to
bed when I want to go to bed, and they
play music too loud. But I did venture over there
a couple of times, and it definitely I definitely left
my mark, which was unfortunate. And also I assume this
happens to many people because all hot girls have bad stomachs.
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But I I'm gluten free, so like.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Ah, would you eat the pizza that night?
Speaker 5 (09:37):
I have no idea. I might have just had too
much fun. And I was with this younger boy.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh my god, what a cougar.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Yeah, it was fun, It was really fun. But I
was supposed to be like this top notch hot girl
because he was younger and we were having a sleepover.
This is probably like our third time having a sleepover.
And I didn't realize that I must have done this
in the middle of the night before. But I farted
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and not only woke myself up, but I also woke
up said really attractive younger boy.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
And he woked around. I did not like cracked dust him.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
I pretended to be asleep like I fully cropped us
at him, which which like rose personal issues within myself
realizing that I was crop dusting myself all these times,
and that coincidentally was the last time he ever had
a sleepover with me, which was super unfortunate.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
So farded under the sheets, pretended you were sleeping, pretended
it wasn't you, and that maybe it was someone else.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
It was someone else, Yeah, and so that I'm a
girl with a bad stomach, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Never got the callback, never got the call back.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
He was always super nice, but yeah, I ruined it, like.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Fully, no to self. Girls don't fart.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Yeah, I've tried to hide with future voice that I
don't fart, and then they.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Somehow you have to reach a certain point. I mean,
maybe not don't do it early on, but like you
have to then become comfortable, like now I fart in
front of my boyfriend.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Well, to deviate from the whole, not.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Like grossly, but like you know, when it happens, it happens.
We're all human. But like doing it at the frat
house when you're having a sleepover, maybe for the first
or second time, maybe not the best idea.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
No, but I have found someone. We're farting in my
sleep and waking them up is now acceptable because I
did that in front of my boyfriend after one month
of dating. So it's something that I've just always had
to deal with and I've finally found someone that accepts
me for who I am.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
So I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Riley.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Thank you for sharing your story on Dirty Rush. Hey Grace,
and welcome to Dirty Rush.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
The school that I went to was kind of a
unique experience where we did this second kind of rush.
We did sorority recruitment, and then there was this almost
second wave of joining what we all called.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
A c sash Okay, which was basically sorority recruitment but
run by eighteen year old boys.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
So was this actually recruitment or was this for fun?
Speaker 6 (13:01):
I mean loosely if you want to call it recruitment.
They made us fill of applications, which was bizarre.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I don't know, it was just like a tradition at
your school, like the like the freshman boys wanted to
basically host their own recruitment, Like were they even affiliated
with a frat yet.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
Hosting their own recruitment? It was like apparently they had
this whole deliberation. We really saw a unique My dorm
specifically had a very social floor, and so we had
some friends in multiple frats and we got to see
kind of how they all looked at these applications and
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they might have been more intense than the girls in
picking their quote unquote pledged class.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Oh so they were basically picking like who they would
want to sleep with.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
It felt like that in a.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Way, basically like loading up their roster of girls that
they would like like, we're interested in it, We're.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Messy with it. Can I just say?
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Like they would weaponize this power and be like, well,
you're not going to be part of our c sash
you do da da da da da, And like, oh,
I mean I was in a relationship freshman year, but
I had friends that were in situationships with guys in
certain fraternities, and it was this whole anxiety inducing oh
my god, if we end then I'm not going to
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be in this sea sessh And I'm not going to
be in this like fraternity summer you know, house kind
of thing. And I'm from a place where a lot
of my friends go to school in like the SEC
and like the South, and this is a complete foreign
concept to them.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, I mean, I have no idea what you're talking
about either, So this is something new to me as well.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
My parents. It took a lot of convincing for them
to let me do this.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
And it was this very interesting, bizarre application process that
they set out this Google.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Form and I'll never forget.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
We were in our dorm freshman year and it dropped
like the lists of who got into what sort of
sea sash. It was honestly, probably more groundbreaking than like
getting into soroties.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
As a whole.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Right, that's so funny.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
We were obviously living in the frat house which was insane,
and everyone called it this kind of like summer camp esque.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
This was honestly something I feel like was like kind
of cute, and it like opened up like and it
honestly gave you a way to meet new people and
kind of socialize in college.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
I found it really fun.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
It sounds fun. I mean, it's college summer camp. That
sounds pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Basically, it's what they would they would call it.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
The boys were putting full on trees in our bathroom,
and there was I don't know, they were throwing frat parties.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
And I can't.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
Imagine what it was like as a like full time
living in a fraternity house, but it was fun for
six weeks.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I would never do it again, No.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
For sure. It was an experience, and you did it
as a freshman, which makes it even more of a
more like even more of a memorable experience. Definitely, definitely grace.
Thank you so much. Meis Okay, Hey Maddie, welcome to
Dirty Rush.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
Hi, thanks for having me. Okay, my story was freshman
year and everyone just lived in regular dorms freshman year,
but we had a sink in our room and that
will come back in our story. Okay, and freshman year,
I'd been hooking up with this guy all kind of
all year, like on and off. I feel like classic
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situation ship, like definitely didn't like me that much, but
we hooked up when he texted me yeah, And so
it was like kind of during the end of our year,
like during in the spring, and everyone had been out
ing all day and then I went back to my
room and I passed out and I woke up or
at text from him being like, do you want to
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like come over, and my roommate wasn't home. My roommate
wasn't there that weekend, so I was like, okay, you
could come to my room because there's no one here.
So he comes over. It's like, honestly late at night.
It's like when you woke up from day drinking and
you're like have a energy. And he came over and
we are hooking up like normal, and I can like
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tell something's like off, and like we're like are you okay?
And he stands up and he's like I think I'm
gonna throw up? Yeah, And I was like can you please?
I was like make it down the hall. I was
like the like just go to the woman's bathroom. It's
like the middle of the night, no one will even
be here, and he's like, I can't.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
So he throws up in my sink in the middle
of the night, and then.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
He was like I'm so sorry, but I also can't
stay and doesn't clean it up and leave and leaves
and I'm with like, this sink. He like tried to
clean up, but I was like this, this is like
everyone's like. I was like, this isn't working. So he
left his throw up in my sink. And I didn't
have a roommate either at the time, and I was
like I had to call my other friends who were
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all asleep, and I was like, I don't even know
what to do. Didn't even have any like cleaning supplies
because you live in a dorms, Like what are you cleaning?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Very limited, yeah, very limited.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
And I was just like the next morning, I woke
up and I was like, I really wish that was
a real nightmare, but it actually happened.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
So did you have throw up in your sink? The
next day?
Speaker 7 (18:30):
I had to throw up in my sink and then
I cleaned it.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Oh my god, so you celept with that stinkiness.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
It was so bad.
Speaker 7 (18:37):
I like literally had to call my friends and get
their like air like spray.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Oh my god, that's actually terrible. And the fact that
he left you with his throw up, Like, who does
he think you are his maid? He could have at
least cleaned up after himself. Who raised him?
Speaker 7 (18:54):
I don't know, literally no one, I guess. And they
texted him the next day and I said, you were
really gonna throw up in my sink and leap. So
I was like, again, you can't get away with this.
And my friends obviously were like, this is the funniest
thing that's ever happened, Like we're like dying laughing. So
they took a picture of me sending him a text
of like, you threw up in my sink, and my
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friend posted it on her private story and his friend
was on her private story and was like, didn't you
know and actually do this? And my friend was like yeah,
and then I was like and then he's like, why
would you tell people? I was like, why wouldn't I
tell people?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Also, like needed help cleaning up your throw up and
I needed to ask my friends for some supplies because
my room smell like thank you.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
Yeah, So that was like truly like I think fact
that was like one of the worst nights ever and
I was left with it in my room.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
That's disgusting. Boys are such assholes. That's horrible, like.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
The worst ever.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Oh my god. Well, Maddie, thank you so much for
telling me your story. And I hope nobody ever throws
up in your sink ever again. No unless and if
they do, I I hope they have manners next time.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
Same. I can't ever deal with that again.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I hope you never do. Thank you, hey, Sarah, and
welcome to a dirty Rush.
Speaker 8 (20:27):
Thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Thanks for coming on.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
Okay, So, I throughout my years in college slept at
the fraternity house many.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
A time.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Because I dated a boy all throughout college and who
lived at the Journey House for two years.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Oh my god, he loved it.
Speaker 8 (20:50):
He yeah, you know we it was really like common
to just be in the sorority of for Journey House
for one year, but he went back for a year
two just like I guess wow, and again enough.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
He slapped it ate and breathed the fraternity house. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
And that came with many humbling experiences, but one of
which was after the fraternity had thrown this big party.
It was like ski themed, I think, and we were
all wearing like puffer jackets and wearing like ski goggles
and whatever. I had somehow made it so all of
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his like all of the and all of the rooms
in the fraternity house. It would be like four guys
to one room, and there'd be two sets of bunk beds, and.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
He was always on the top bunk.
Speaker 8 (21:40):
And so I had had a little bit too much
to drink one of these nights and had stumbled up,
and he had tucked me into his top bunk, and
like he would always like push my butt up the
ladder and hoist me up there, and I like fell asleep,
and that's that's the last thing that I remember until
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I woke up hours later. It's like maybe I fell
asleep at one am, and I woke up at five
am to him shaking me and all the lights on,
and I was next to his best friend who was
upstairs in his bed. So I had either slept, walked,
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or I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
What his start maybe dreamt of sleeping with his friends.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
I swear I do not remember, or had no intention.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
And did the friend know you were there? Either or
he was just as shocked, he like.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
To His story is that he rolled over and saw
me right now, like woke up to me, like climbing
into his bed and was like, what are you doing there?
I think maybe I had got, you know, gotten up,
maybe to go.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
To the bathroom or you throw up or.
Speaker 8 (22:51):
Something, and I just got confused and walked upstairs and
thought it was his bed because he was like they
all rooms of like the layouts of the rooms were
the same, and.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
So you got confused, You got confused, know it was
it was a it was a night mistake night.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
I was getting really warm and cozy with all of
the fraternity brothers that evening, I guess.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
But yeah, that's my story.
Speaker 8 (23:21):
And you know, ever since then that boyfriend were no
longer together, was a little skeptical of me and his
best friend because, oh no, why what led you, even
in your you know, drunk state, what led you to
(23:41):
to do the stairs and do that? And I just
was like, I'm innocent. I promise I did not mean
to do that, and really, yeah, was obviously embarrassed by that.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
But that is.
Speaker 8 (23:55):
Probably my worst sleeping over at the fraternity story.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Oh my god, I love that. Well, thank you so much.
For sharing. Thank you for having me. Hey Stella, Welcome
to Dirty Rush.
Speaker 9 (24:07):
Hi, thank you. Okay, So my story is one morning,
I like so, I slept at this guy's house. I
had never met him before. This was like the first
time I slept over there, and I woke up to
my alarm like blaring, like it was going off so loud,
and I couldn't get it to stop, like it was
just going so loud. Blaring woke us both up, and
(24:29):
I tried to turn it off, and I figured out
that my phone was fully disabled, so I couldn't get
the alarm off. It just kept blaring and we both
couldn't figure out how to turn it off. So we
ended up getting ourselves together and he actually had to
drive me to the Apple Store just to get it fixed.
The worst part of this entire story. The night before
(24:51):
was a Christmas party, so I'm in a full fledged
Santa costume, had to toe Santa outfit at the Apple Store.
He drops me off. They can't figure out how to
turn off the alarm, so I have to go through
the process of buying an entire new iPhone at the
Apple Store and my full fledged Santa costume from head
to toe.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Oh my god. Yeah, it was crazy, honestly, really nice
of the guy to take you to the Apple Store.
Speaker 9 (25:17):
It was really nice of him. But unfortunately we actually
never spoke again after this. So at least he dropped
me off with the Apple store though, and there was
no walking, so.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
He did the good deed and then he was done.
Speaker 9 (25:29):
Yeah, did the good deed and then he was done
and we never spoke again. So that was my scary
Santa costume horror story.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
That is so funny. Yeah, at least you got a
new phone out of it, though, I mean, is that
a plus because you probably had to pay for your
new phone.
Speaker 9 (25:44):
Yeah, had to pay for the new phone, but I
guess got a new phone and had a reason to
buy one. And you know, a good story is always
a good reason to laugh, No, for sure.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Well, thank you so much for sharing your stories, Stella,
Thanks for having me on. Hey Maria, and welcome to
Dirty Rush.
Speaker 10 (26:04):
Hi, thanks for having.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Me, thanks for joining. I'm so excited to hear your story.
Speaker 10 (26:09):
It's kind of like a Walk of Shame but a
little more chaotic. I don't know, but I stayed over
at we called it upstairs og.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
It was.
Speaker 10 (26:24):
It was just this disgusting house, honestly, but three guys
in one tiny room. They all had twin sized beds,
basically like a summer camp for children.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
No, yeah, it's kind of like it reminds me like
a lot of my friends and I rent like summer
shorehouses and we do the bunk beds in the whole
nine yards. So I totally get it.
Speaker 10 (26:46):
Except afterwards you have to go home and take this massive,
long ash shower where you just like are scrubbing your
body raw because you don't know what you got there.
But it was after a wind Wednesday, and it was
like raining and storming the night before, and I wake
up to like a loud crash. Everyone jumps up and
(27:09):
we look out like the window and a giant tree
branch fell on a car. Oh my gosh, I realized
it's one of the roommate's cars getting ready for work.
Like half of the tree had just fallen straight onto
the front of it, completely totaled. Everyone's like laughing, freaking out. Obviously,
(27:33):
the one roommate whose car it actually was was panicking like.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Of course, that's horrible, that's just like bad luck, like
what bad.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Luck, terrible luck.
Speaker 10 (27:43):
But then the awkward part is I had to he
was on his way to work, and so the guy
I was with how to drive him to work. Car
was totaled, obviously, and so I just awkwardly sat in
the front while while the guy was in the back
seat on the phone with insurance. Oh no, I don't
even know how he explained that one.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
I mean, I'm sure he's been around his friend hooking
up with girls before, so it probably wasn't the worst
thing in the world, but just horrible timing and bad situation.
Speaker 10 (28:15):
And what made it even worse is like than one
of their other friends like drove past. Like again, terrible
timing all around, but one of the other guys like
drove past at the exact time, like everyone was outside
standing in front of the car, and he did like
a took a video posted it on TikTok and it
went viral. So everyone was just like laughing, Oh no,
(28:37):
just like drop. He just looks like pale, like, oh
it's heartbreaking.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Oh and that's actually so sad. What a way to
start your work morning, right, that's horrible. Most memorable carpool
for me, honestly, Yeah, I mean I think it was
worse for the guy's car and the guy than you.
You were just a bystander in this totally.
Speaker 10 (29:02):
Fine, nothing happened to me. I at least got to
say that I was there and I witnessed it, all right.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Well, Maria, thank you so much for coming on to
Dirty Rush and sharing your story. Thanks for having me,
all right, And that is it for this week's episode
of Dirty Rush. Until next time, Love you guys. Bye,
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