August 28, 2023 • 45 mins
Dean finally got his tux! But it comes with an accessory that Caelynn is NOT happy about… Find out how they’ll work things out before the big day!
Jared has some crucial wedding advice to share from his experience walking down the aisle. He shares the wild story of how a Bachelor superfan crashed their rehearsal dinner!
Plus, Dean and Caelynn are ready to “intensify” their relationship… and we discover what that means.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Help We Suck At Being Newlywed?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
With Dean Aungler, Haylen Miller Keys, and Jared Haven an
iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
What is going on? Everybody? Welcome to an all nude
episode of Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds? And no,
you're not listening to last week's podcast, this one is
nude as well. Jared is joining us from Rhode Island
and he is fully nude. Jared, how are you? We
haven't seen you in forever. It feels like, well.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Listen, I got news for you. If I was fully nude,
neither one of you would be in this podcast right
now because you would be grossed out. We've talked about
the male body being nude on this podcast prior. What's
up with nude? Calen? What's going on with that? Why
is he talking about everybody being nude on this podcast
multiple times?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I don't know. He just gets on these little things
and he just tries to keep it going, just.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Like a wish fulfillment thing. I think I would love
a podcast fully nude one of these days, and so
until that happens, I'm just going to keep talking about it,
keep bringing it up.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Would you do naked and Afraid.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I was just talking to someone about this, like the
two day days ago. Actually I would so, but the
three Naked, an Afraid, Survivor, and Alone, I think are
like the three survival shows that most people would be
interested in doing. Naked and Afraid would be on the
bottom list for me. Maah, I just don't like being
naked very much.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I feel like you do what what?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
What do you talk about all the time because.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
It's funny to me. I'm a child. I don't know,
I don't know, okay, yeah, but yeah, anyways, Jared Phillis
in man, what have you been up to?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Not that much, man? Just so, we had this Washington
County Fair in Rhode Island and it brings in a
lot of people. Actually they had to shut it down
on Saturday and night. It was kind of crazy. But
so we had this food booth for Audrey's which was
quite fun. It was Wednesday through Sunday, and my life
last week was just in constant chaos because it was
(01:51):
the first time we were doing any type of food booth.
So I didn't really know what to expect in terms
of what we would be selling, how much we would need,
and we don't have any industrial kitchen there, so we
you know, do a lot of things in our own kitchen,
bring them over to the booths, which is about twenty
five minutes away, and then just keep restalking throughout the day.
And it was exhausting. I mean, it was pretty much
(02:13):
six straight days of just me working like fourteen fifteen
hour days. But it was fun, it was cool, it
was different. So my life was just completely consumed with
that last week.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
So I don't get I don't get this whole situation.
You are preparing food for guests, not guests, but like attendees.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
So it's a fair. Yeah, so every year. So it's
called the Washington County Fair. And I gotta be honest,
it feels like we're in the Deep South when we
go to this fair. It's crazy. How can I say redneck?
Is that like? Because everybody calls himself rednecks there?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, I think that's an appropriate term.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I think that's fine, right, okay, because they're all, you know,
everybody who come in and they're like, oh, I'm a redneck,
and I'm like, yeah, all right, cool, So it doesn't
feel like a derogatory term. But you know, twenty three
who knows, So anyway. So it's full of very nice,
very red deck people and it was fun. And so
we had a booth where we were serving ice coffees,
ice lattes, some hot coffee too. We were doing breakfast sandwiches,
(03:12):
we were doing lunch sandwiches, and a little nighttime portion
as well, because we were open from eight in the
morning till ten at night at that booth. Plus we
were still operating Audrey's with its regular scheduled hours, so
it's quite a bit. And so it's a you know,
there's a ferris wheel, and there's all these different rides
in carnival games and food booths. I mean there must
have been like fifty food boots. And then they have
live music there. They have a live country music every
(03:34):
single night. There's a concert venue there, which is really cool.
It's just spreag you know, it's like three hundred square
foot lawn area and probably bigger than that three hundred
free square feet, much bigger than that. Actually, what the
hell am I talking about. It's probably it's like, you know,
thirty thousand square feet, yeah, something like that. Yeah, And
(03:54):
there's a country artists that come and play music, and
it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
So is this like so girling?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Up?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Where I grew up, we had one thing every year
called Strawberry Days where there was like what you're saying,
it's like funnel cakes and stuff like that. But there's
also rides. Are there like carnival rides at this?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh yeah, there's a ferris wheel. There's a little rollercoaster.
There's like the zipper, which is zipper. Hate the zipper.
Hate the zipper? Who goes on that?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
It's terrifying. The gravitron Remember the gravitron, That the.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
One that presses your body. Yeah, I love that one.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
That was the one that Megan Fox and Machine Gun
Kelly just came out of and gotten a fistfight. Do
you see that? Some guy was like hitting on Megan
and Machine Gun Kelly like punched him in the face
and it was like a teenager.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
They're still together.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
This might have been an older video but I saw recently.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, that was at the o C Fair, which is
probably a lot more expensive than Did.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
You have time to like enjoy the fair or were
you working the whole time?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I was just working the whole time, But still we
had time to walk around and you know, I ate
so much fried food, which was fantastic. But they have
they have like areas where you can They had livestock
there so you could the kids could pet the pigs,
and there were camels, and there was a tractor pull
and there was tugget war in the mud and there
was an arm wrestling competition.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Nice. That's pretty funny that they had pigs to pet.
And then probably right next door there was like a
bacon wrapped corn dog for sale.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
So sad, love it, love it. Yeah, you're nice to
the pigies until you eat them, you know, a circle
of life. But it was cool and it was fun
and then nah, yeah, you know, I was listening to
the podcast last week and you guys have not talked
about the wedding date, right, You just talked about how
(05:37):
you're getting married. You talked about not the specific location,
but the city.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Right.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah, we're saying Aspen. It's like a little outside of Aspen.
And yesterday I posted that we are thirty days away,
so I feel like I've shared the date.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah, I was. When I was listening back last week,
I was like, wait, she's being very specific about the
number of days. But we could have recorded it on
a Monday or a Wednesday or a Friday, and then
it airs on a Sunday.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
So how does think it matters if people know, but
we're getting married twenty nine days from today?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Should we just say the date September twenty third. I
always though it was September twenty.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
First, twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah, nice, nine twenty three, twenty three.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I was curious when you said in the beginning of
the podcast last week, you said we're thirty eight days away,
and I was like, oh, I know exactly. Well, I mean,
obviously I knew exactly when the wedding was, but as
a listener, now I know, I.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Know, I don't know. I don't think it really matters
if we share the date or not. People are going
to know when you know, we're arriving and everyone's there.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I don't think it's going to be even that big
of a deal though.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
No, I agree. That's why I'm like, why don't we
share the date?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Nine three?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
There it is, Mike drop Yeah, yeah, so that's their day.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Do you think there'll be people trying to get into
your wedding?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
No, it's so off the grid too, Like even if
you knew where it was.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You wouldn't even know where it was.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
You wouldn't even know where it is.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Okay, interesting, Yeah, because I have people that come into
Audrey's something. I mean obviously very an because there's only
probably like fifteen to twenty people. But I had a
woman that came in last week or a couple of
weeks ago, and she said that she was one of
the people outside of the gate watching trying to like
watch the wedding from the outside. You saw some Bachelor
Nation people.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, oh wow. I was like, damn, that's I mean,
that's cool for them. I hoped they had fun and
it didn't like affect us in anyway, right, the attendees
and the hosts and everything.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Now, there was only one time. It was the rehearsal
dinner where I think a woman like got into the
rehearsal dinner and then our wedding planner was like, well,
you don't know who this person is, right, I did
not know that. Yeah, But it was all like our
location was different because it was in Newport, so it
wasn't pretty much a very populated area during the summer.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, ours is like a four hour drive from Denver.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Let's not get more.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, well, like from anywhere in Colorado, it's more than
an hour drive.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah. That just reminded me of Dwight in the office
when he's like scanning for people crashing the wedding. Oh yeah,
and he is it Pam's wedding or is it escorts
Phyllis's grandpa and he's like roaming the streets alone.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, hopefully we don't have any of that. Yeah, spoilers
of the office. Yeah, so that's when it's happening. I
got fitted for my Tucks last week. I'm sure the
people would be happy to hear that, because Caitlin was
really upset with me for not having done it up
till then.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, and the people were upset with you.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
They were. But I'll tell you what. I went in
to get fitted for my tucks. Tuxes actually wait really
oh yeah, oh my god, more than one. I got
two Texes.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
What's the difference.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Well, okay, anyways, back to my original point. I went
into the tux shop to get fitted and measured and everything,
and I was like, yeah, my wedding's in thirty five days.
And They're like, Wow, you're really on top of it.
You're really good out of it. It's so different than
a wedding dress. I literally walked in, they took measurements.
They're like, when's your wedding. When's the date that you
need this buy? I said, what, I don't remember September
something I said, and they're like, oh, that's so far away.
(08:57):
We'll have it ready for the Like no problem at all.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Well, yeah, I'm pretty sure I got altercations three days
before my wedding.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You were in altercations three days before you went.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Whatever it is not as we are you altercating with
lots of people?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
How many days before alterations? Like okay, okay, when did
you get the tucks?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Oh much? When the hell did I? Because I was,
I got a tuxt and then I end up not
liking the tux, so I switched Tucks and then I
got the new tuxt and then I think it fit
pretty well. But then there were alterations that I wanted
and it was like one of those things that it's like,
oh it still fits without it, but it would look
better if I get the alterations done. So I'm just procascinated.
(09:37):
And then got it like the week of and it
got ready like two days.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Before the wedding. That's what I'm saying. It's so easy
to like bring in a sleeve or raise the legs.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
It's so much different than a girl. Yeah, but yeah,
I got two tuxes.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I got one in the style that I really wanted,
and then I got it back up in case the
style that I really wanted looks ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
And then I was thinking, like, maybe I could find
a way to wear a bowl.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Well, I'm switching dresses, so that's why I thought you
did that.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Well, that's that was like planned a two two A
like I bought the text the second tix as a
backup tux, but also it'd be like my change, my
change into that for the reception or something amazing. Are
they two different colors, two different colors, two completely different styles?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Are they white and black?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
No? No, I wouldn't. I would. I'm not a seventeen
year old kid going to prom. I don't think i'd
wear a white tuxedo anymore. Not that there's any shame.
If anyone's wearing a white texed or their wedding, that's
totally cool and I'm sure you look amazing, but it's
not my style. I will say the white tuxiedos with
like the black lapel. It's a classic look. It just
I didn't feel comfortable wearing white because it's kind of
like more of the bride's thing.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
No, it's our thing. Oh but I do agree that's
not your style.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Just black and one black and one blue oh boiler
Oh yeah yeah, well.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
You kind of have to wear the black one because
our efficient's going to match you. And then I bought
Al's tux and El's tex matches.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Well, then I could wear the blue one and bet
and stand out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Okay, Well, the wedding planter said that you guys all
have to match.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Well, I hope. I want to wear the black one.
That's what I plan to wear. But that's the long tail.
And to what Jared was saying too, you get measured
and they're measuring your like they're measuring your body, and
it's an objective measurement obviously, like sixteen and a half
inches whatever it is. But everyone's style is different. Like
I like to wear a slimmer, smaller style. So when
they were giving me jackets to try on, they were like,
(11:29):
this is your size, and I was like looking at
the shoulder pads and I was like, no, these shoulder
pads stick out way too much. Can we go down
like an inch or two? And they looked at me
like weird, Like what do you mean you want your
shoulders look smaller? And I was like, yes, I want
to be as compact as possible. I want slim pants.
It's that thing I kept, I think. I was like,
I want the slimmist pants you have. They brought me
up slim fit pants and I was like, no, these
are so loose in the ankle, and they were like, okay,
(11:51):
we have extra slim. I was like, why didn't you
bring the extra slim the first time? That's exactly what
I want. And it's still kind of like it's just mie,
I have like a very specific image in my head
about how I want it to look, and off of
the rack tuxedo suppliers don't have like that specific type
of stuff, you know, So it's just a little bit
of a challenge.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I feel like any time I get a tux it's
or or a suit, it's always looser than I want
it to be. And I'm like, am I the problem?
Am I I do? That's just the style I think
I look better with its tighter.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
I think people just like traditionally men have worn looser
fitting suits and tuxedos, and I hate it. I hate
It's like you're swimming in it. It looks a little sloppy,
So I like, I'm trying to get everything like as
small as possible.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
It's reminding me back to another TV show of suits.
So you want to look like Harvey Spector, not like
the little guy, the little guy, what's his counterpart, Lewis
Litt No, no, no, it doesn't matter. But you want
to look like Harvey Spector Micross. Remember Mike suits just
never fit well.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
In the beginning. Yeah, but then he gets good looking
by the end.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you want to look like Harvey Spector.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Bro. I was actually we were watching suits last night,
right before we went to bed. Harvey's wearing the suit,
and I was like, gosh, if I could just look
half as good as Harve Respector for our wedding. You
know what I actually was thinking was I was thinking
because Harvey was wearing his three piece suit, and I
was like, dang high Respector pibly looks so good in tuxedo.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
There's an episode of them. He looked handsome.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Yeah, yeah, and like, he looks so good in suits,
and then a tuxedo is like a level up from that.
It's like how much handsome can one person?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Be yeah? And then what else? So then I also
ordered a custom cuff links.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I can't wait to see him.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I've ordered a bunch of custom bolo ties.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Oh my brother is asking if he could wear one,
and I was like, sure, yeah, but I don't want
him to steal your thing.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
That's fine, I don't mind. Okay, it's not my thing.
I didn't invent the bolo tie. Yeah, you're right, but yeah,
I got like, I got like eight bolo tie options,
so I can I can cycle through the options. I
got some shoes. What else did I order?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
But the bolo ties for the navy? Right? The bolot
isn't for the the tails.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
It'll be for the long tail. Yeah. What else am
I supposed to wear with the long time? That's whateverone
respects me to wear.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
So that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Okay, Wait, what is Wait? What a boa tie?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Is that? Where you guys say bolo tie?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
What's the difference between a bolo tie and a bow tie?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
You know what a bolo tie is. Bulleties are like
what the old Western would wear. I wore it to
the Paradise reunion.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
You remember, of course, you remember.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
The bolo tie wore the Fantasy reunion at a viccy
and you wearing that. Let's see what you.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Got with the long coat.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah, I understand. It's a little bit of a it's
an interesting contrast.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Why don't you switch to the bullet tie for your
second suit?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Why don't? Why don't you just let me wear what
I want to wear. I'll bring a bow tie just
in case, but I don't plan on wearing it. I
want to wear the bolo tie. Okay? Is that okay?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I hate it?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
But oh, just like you hated the long tail tuxedo
idea that you still probably secretly do.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
No, I'm open that makes sense, but like you, that
just doesn't go.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Okay, But it's my choice A and B. You know
that I have, But I don't try to be stylish.
But when I do try to be stylish, it always
ends up working out. Do you disagree with that? No,
you can disagree with it. It's fine.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Sometimes you're stylish, sometimes you're not right.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
But I don't try to be stylish all the time.
I have I can, I have a very strong ability
to imagine something looking a certain way in my head
and uh taking the action to make it look okay,
I wait, yeah, thank you. And I got a lot
of sweet Bolo ties normally when I would because we
went to the Paradise Rediona, We're a Bolo tie. We
(15:32):
went to a wedding where I wore a Bolo tie,
and then one other event where I wore a Bolo
tie and I like tournament, yeah right, And I was
like scrambling last second to find a Bolo tie that
I actually liked. But this time I ordered a month
and a half in advance, and so I'm going to
have all these options and they're actually gonna be ones
that are really cool.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Okay, yeah, well oh for me. The biggest question, because
you're going to have pictures for the rest of your
life that you look back on to this day can't wait,
is what are you going to do with your hair.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
I'm just gonna wear it in the bun.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
You're gonna keep the mustache.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
I don't want TVD probably not, Kalen.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
What do you want?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I think, no mustache?
Speaker 3 (16:10):
And she also wants me to cut my hair.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
No, I'm fine with the hair.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
No, I think you should do it. I think you
should cut the hair, and I think you should shave
the mustache. I'm all in on this idea.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
I was thinking about cutting it, not like the high
and tight that I used to have, but like just
shorter because looking back at the older pictures of me
when I was in the awkward phase or what I
thought was the awkward phase, or maybe it was like
the post awkward pre second awkward phase, and it was
really it looked really good. Yeah, like where I could
like slick it back kind of and it just like
float out down the sign.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Let me see pictures. I think we're thinking of the
same thing. I can't after like the puffball phase.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah for sure, it's yeah, but we'll see,
we'll see. I thought about it, but then I was like, well,
if I do that, then I'm committing to not having
a long hairstyle for the wedding. And so I'm just
gonna sit on it a little bit longer and think you.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Said you got twenty nine days.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
September twenty three, As someone who has had long hair,
and as someone who also always has short hair, and
also has had a wedding and also has wedding photos.
I think that if it were me, and I feel
like you'll feel this way when you look back at
the photos, you're gonna wish you shaved your mustache and
(17:17):
cut your hair.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Yeah, the mustache is most likely going to be gone
for sure. But the thing with long hair is once
it gets long, like kind of where I'm at now,
it just stops looking good. And I know that it
doesn't look good. I know that the long hair doesn't
look great. I look at Noah from The Bachelor as
well they engage to Abigail. His hair is way longer
than mine. I don't like it. I just don't like
(17:39):
these super long hair on guys, and it just makes
me wonder, like why am I growing my hair out?
And don't get me wrong, no it's very handsome. I
think he looks great with his hair, but I like
see it, and I just kind of see it more
as like an obstacle as more than like a style
because long hair is so challenging. I don't know how
girls do it all the time. It takes long to
(17:59):
d that's always getting in your mouth and stuff. I
took a shower yesterday and I had a huge, gigantic
careball file.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Oh that was crazy.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I don't even shed that much in the shower. I
get like one strain of hair in the shower.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
That was my first shower in like a week. That's why.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
No, that doesn't make sense. So you're talking yourself out
of the long hair, is what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
I'm just saying, I'm going to probably make the decision
like the day.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Of Great cut your hair. He's gonna cut at your sister.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Sure what, I'll cut it myself. I'll go ball.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah, well we'll see.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I mean I keep telling Kaitleen I'll do whatever she
wants me to do, and I know she wants it short,
but she's not willing to say that she wants me
to have it short.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
This is the first time I've said no mustache.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
I think I don't even think that I ever said
I was going to have a mustache though.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, but I've been asked and I'm like, ether.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
I'm not gonna have a mustache. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I think I'll speak for Kaylin. I know mustache and
you should cut your hair.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Okay. Well that's good to have some input, Thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, Hey, anytime.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I want to ask you about your wedding real quick,
so in the same vein as that, is there anything
that you did that you are looking back in like
somewhat regret in terms of the pictures or maybe not
like the events, but like do you wish you could
go back and do anything differently, where like it'd be
like a simple mistake that like any groom could make,
where like you know, I don't want to make those mistakes.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
That's a great question. Make sure, like don't stress over
the picture time because are you guys doing a first
look or are you seeing each other down the aisle
down the aisle.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
And I was talking to our photographer, we want to
shoot them super quick because there's no need for it
to have like a thousand photos of just sitting.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
No, I really believe that. I'm just saying, you're gonna
want all the pictures. You're gonna want all those pictures,
So don't stress. I don't know how long you have
the venue for, but you know, just it's it's gonna
be annoying because you're gonna have this wonderful moment and
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then you're gonna be separated from the whole wedding and
then it's gonna be you and the bridal party and
the guys and you guys will be taking pictures with
family and all that, and it will take like an
hour and a half. It will take like an hour
to an hour and a half.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
We were planning everything down the whole day and so
I'm gonna take photos with my family before the ceremony.
He's gonna take photos with his, So we get the
family ones out and then if we want to do
together right after the wedding, like me and him with
his family, him and me with my family, and then
we'll shoot ours and our plan stays still make it
to the reception because our photographer, we have the set
shot list and we can get all of it done.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
What do we do not go to the reception?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I mean not reception, sorry, cocktail hour. See I guess listen,
it's your wedding. You guys got to do. That would
be my biggest piece of advice is whatever the hell
you want, do it and or like just make it happen,
you know, just ask people. People are there for you.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
That day, I was talking more in regards to like
do you wish you wore a different color pocket square?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Like the little.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Details like that that you wish you maybe like if
do you wish you out your haircut a week earlier?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
So grown in a little bit Morebody's saying it is
good for you to know too, because you do get
annoyed by photos, So like, don't stress about photos. Don't
get annoyed by photo.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Yeah, but if I'm going to look that good, I
will want as many photos as I can possibly get.
I don't often look good, so I will want the
camera rolling the whole time.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah. No, I don't remember anything like detail oriented, like
oh I wish I wore this or different color socks. No,
Like I don't. Yeah, I don't look at any of
that stuff because when we look at the pictures, we
kind of just look. It's really nice seeing everybody together,
all dressed nicely and just reminiscing on the day, like anytime.
That's why I love the picture so much, because the pictures,
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when I look at them, it's not just looking at
us like we would look at an iPhone picture of us.
It immediately transports me back to that moment and I'm like,
oh I remember that and this and that and this
and that, and it just you know, puts a smile
on my face. So that's why the pictures were so important,
because of course you're living in the moment, and even
when you're taking pictures, you're gonna live in the moment.
But when you look back at it, you're gonna look
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at these pictures and be like, oh that it was
so funny because this happened right at that moment and
like somebody dropped this or like, oh, Aunt Susie like
was walking through the wedding party and when we were
taking pictures and we're like, no, you got to go
back there. And so it's just I don't know who
Aunt Susie is.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
But yeah, so you don't wish And just to be clear,
I just want to really hammer this home.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Oh shoot, no, I'm trying to prove a point here.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
No, I'm just curious. So I really want to know
you don't wish that you had like more sexy stubble,
like you you're happy with your like the way you
decided to shave your face and like those little yeah minutious.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Because it's also different because the reason I said you
should shave your mustache and cut your hair, or at
least that's what I would do, because when I look
back on it because I was I pretty much like
had this amount of facial hair that I have right now,
maybe a little bit shorter with the stash, and then
my hair is pretty clean cut, and I'm glad I
did that because initially I was thinking the same thing,
like should I have a little bit more facial hair
because I feel more confident with it, or like should
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my hair be a little bit longer because I feel
more confident in that way? But looking back, I was like, no,
I'm wearing a tux, I'm next to Ashley who's all
dot up, and everybody else is like clean cut. I
would have looked stupid if I was shaggy at all.
Like I'm glad I was. I was pretty clean cut
for it.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Okay, so that's good. That's good advice.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Yeah, great advice, because yeah it's tough. Like, dude, I'm
sure you feel the same way where I feel so
much more confident when my hair is longer and I'm
a little like I like when I'm a little bit
more ragged looking. But I'm very happy that I decided.
I was like, no, I'm just gonna like try to
be more clean cut because it just fits it. Just
fit what we were doing and the talks and the
look and everything like that. So but dude, other than that,
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just like, I'm I'm glad that. I don't know if
you guys are doing this, but I'm glad Ashley and
I stayed in separate rooms the night before, Yeah, because
it made seeing her down the aisle even that more
special because you know she was doing so we you know,
I stayed in my own room. We said good after
the rehearsal dinner. I was like, all right, I'll see
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at the wedding tomorrow. And that was such a cool
moment because the next time we were going to see
each other was going to be when we were walking
down the aisle, so that created a lot of anticipation
for both of us, and that was such a cool
moment saying goodbye. Like where did she slept? She had
She got a hotel room in the Hotel Viking, where
a lot of people were staying, and then I had
an Aaron BnB with Lauren's ex boyfriend Jack, who DJed
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the wedding at the time, and so I stayed there.
And so yeah, we slept in separate beds. I'm really
glad we did that. Because the next day I got
to hang out with you guys. Well, I mean you
were passed out, but we got to talking out the best. Literally,
Paradise is airing while while your guys date was airing.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yeah, I can't party with you guys. You guys party
too hard. I couldn't keep up.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
I got so many texts. I think you texted me,
ben Becca, Tanya, everyone texted me of just Dean passed out.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
On the couch Jared. Party is too hard. I can't
keep up with that guy.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
It was like four o'clock and he was still sleeping.
I was like, oh.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Like yeah, but it was because it was a three
hour time No, you're right here.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Well, so I guess it was fun. Do you do
we spend Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Do that sleep in separate rooms?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
You could sleep in a bunk bed.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I sleep in my van.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
How about Okay, we weren't planning on it, and I
don't know how possible it is for us not to
see each other just because I think breakfast will be together,
so we could like plan to not see each other
at breakfast. I don't know. It's not something we were
planning on, but I do like that.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Don't even talk to me at breakfast. Don't even look
at me.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Oh, that would be interesting. We're strangers.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
It's like a little role play.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
I think it would be fun if, like, for example,
Kaylen you're you're made of Honori, your bachelor, any of
your bachelorettes, because you'll be spending the day with them,
like they're like producers on the show, and they walk
in and make sure Dean's not there, like all right, cool,
you can come in now.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Oh my gosh, I love that.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
What time is the ceremony yet?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Maybe like three or four in the afternoon? Yeah, in
the morning.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Okay, that's that's probably about standard. I had guess yours
was earlier though, Jared, wasn't it your? Is that? Like?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Now? Ours was five five thirty the part in the church?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yeah, oh, it seems very earlier than or later than
I remember.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Okay, I know, I think it was five thirty if
I remember correctly, because it was all I mean, our
wedding planet tour was very detail oriented, so he like
went to the church, you know, when we were scouting
the location at like different times to see like when
the sun would hit at certain hours is a good
time because it has to be within as you guys know,
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it has to be because you're planning the entire night,
so it has to be at a certain point, like
between four and six or whatever.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah, so we were doing that with our photographer when
we went to see the venue and the sun we
think will be like right behind the mountain or just
going behind the mountain at four. Well, the mountains are
so tall. We're in a valley. True, true, I don't know.
We'll see.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
So you guys are about four hours away from Denver somewhere,
and there's a lot of trees narrow this location down,
lots of trees.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I mean right now, I feel like Asmen is just
one big valley.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
No, that's It's called the valley.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
So yeah, there we go.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Who who's officiating your wedding?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
One of Dean's best friends. He was on the podcast
Jackson many years ago. He was on the podcast was
Jared Gohes.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Then, Uh, he's coming to the iHeart studio before I
think I remember Jackson.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
What made you choose Jackson?
Speaker 3 (27:49):
He looks like Russell Wilson. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I guess that's well.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
We lived with him for a year. He's like been
one of my best friends for a while, and we
wanted to move into a house, but we didn't want
to pay for a house, and so we found someone
that would live with us. And he was like the
perfect person to live with us because he is respect
like he's respectful of everyone's space. He's a great friend,
and he likes to cook, which is nice.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
He's a great public speaker, has it. He has like
a radio voice, you know, and it's just nice that
he knows us probably you know, he's the only one
of our friends that's ever lived with us, so he
has a unique perspective.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yeah. Yeah, and he's like, well, I love I love
every single one of my friends, but he's a friend
where I like have the maybe the most respect for.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah. Yeah, he's one of the good ones.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Yeah, he's a good one. It's an easy choice. It
was like it wasn't even a second thought. I was like,
Jackman has.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
To officiate that, which just makes sense.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Yeah. And then like my buddy Josh, who I also
love so much, was like, why can't I officiate the wedding?
And it would be hilarious, but it would be like
a so much more chartic. Yeah, So he's Jackson was
just a great choice and He's.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Been texting me. He's like, I want to know you
know what you guys want. He's like been preparing for
a long time since we asked him, and he's like,
what verses do you want? Or what quotes? And I
was talking to Dean about it because we're not going
to necessarily have any Bible verses or anything. But you
were saying that you had movie quotes at your wedding,
So I was like, maybe the office or Parkson rec
you're like something that we love.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Did you settle on anything.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
No, I'm going to see him today, so well, he said,
we wants to chat in person.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
You're going to see him today.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I got to get his girlfriend's.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Keys, but Jackson's not home.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Jackson's He's going to give me the keys to his
girlfriendell U's where I'm staying this weekend, but.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
He's driving out here right now.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I don't know. I'll see him one day.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, you guys talk about logistics at some of the po.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
We also can't we can't copy Jared n Ashley's idea of
quotes for the wedding.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
I think that's what a lot of people do, right.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah, we didn't come up well, I mean I don't know.
I doubt we came up with that original idea, but
we only did it. I'm age. Plus, if you guys
do shows or movie is that mean something to you?
Or musical lyrics or whatever you want. Bachelor quotes wouldn't
be funny. If he starts off and he's like, this
is most certainly the most dramatic wedding ceremony.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
I can totally see him doing that. But what's different
with you? And I actually love like rom comms and
so there's a lot of quotable heartfelt things from rom coms.
Ours would be like business bull body, like are like
stupid little.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
One winners from we could find some kids.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, but that's awesome. That's what makes it so cool,
you guys. Again, my my other piece of advice would
be personalized as much as you guys want, because you've
been to weddings before, You've seen friends fall in love
or family members, and like, what makes them so special,
everything about them, not only just the wedding, but the
couple themselves, is the personalization of everything. Like, that's why
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you're there. It's not because you're of course you're celebrating love,
but you're celebrating their love and everybody's love is different,
and so I would really my biggest piece of advice
would be just personalize it. Do whatever you want to do.
You guys want to do office quotes, do it because
you'll look back on that and be like, I'm glad
we did that, because you know what, that's us. That's
just us.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
And the personalization applies to outfits as well, So I
can worry both of time if I want to worry.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
It, except for when it comes to man buns or mustache.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Yeah, then I have to do exactly what you guys
want me to do.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Obviously. So before we leave, man, this podcast is already
flying by. I did have something from a website called
Everything Mom where it's fifty seven hypothetical questions for couples
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to intensify their relationship. I figured this would be a
nice rapid fire question for you guys.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Yeah, let's intensify this thing.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Well, you guys are getting married. I just want to
make sure you're as intense as possible before the big day.
You guys down to do this? Yeah, sure, all right,
So it is a little bit. You know, we won't
do all fifty seven, but we'll kind of bang through
some of these. Here we go. If you had to
choose between being forever daytime or nighttime, which one would
you pick?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
And why? Daytime?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Daytime? You can get so much more done, more fun
to be had.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
I thought we were going to have the tire, so
I wasn't gonna get why.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Yeah, it's not too much sexy time during the daytime,
unless you guys are kinky like that, which is cool too.
If you had to kill ten innocent people to save
the other person's life.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Would you do it? Yes?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Ten?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
What if you had to kill ten innocent people to
keep Dean alive?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Would you do it? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Why do you hesitate?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Well, I don't want to kill anyone.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
It's the innocent people.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
It's the old trolley problem. Remember that no where you're
going on a trolley and it's about to run over
six people, but you can divert it to the go
to the left and it would run one person over.
And it's like a question of ethics, which one do
you do? Kill the six or kill the one? The
one that's there's no real solution to it. That's kind
of why it's such a big thing. But yeah, I'd
kill ten, I'd kill twenty, I kill one hundred.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Oh no, well, well I would be very sad if
you died, so.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yeah, but would you be more sad about killing ten people?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
I'd have you to get me back out of it.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
If if the other person was adducted by aliens, how
long would you wait for them to come back before
you started dating somebody else?
Speaker 3 (33:19):
You're like a month.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
I don't think June would come back. I think you'd
love being in space with aliens, so month is accurate.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
It depends on what they're doing to me up there.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
If they're letting me be like a homie and hang
out with them, yeah, I'd just stay up there for
as long as I could. Hey, can we go pick
up Kayleen real quick? But then if they're like running experiments.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
On me, which they would be, I give it two years.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
I don't think. I legitimately think. I don't would never
date someone again in my life because I would be
so traumatized, like, oh my gosh, the person I just
married got abducted by aliens? How do you recover from?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
That's so true? No, it would be hard to because
then it's like, what if pick them back and then
you're just dating someone else.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Yeah, just like in us in what's that movie with
Tom Hanks? Survivor, No, Castaway, Castaway? Just like in Castaway,
he comes back and she's married to someone new.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yeah, Hey, she waited for a little while, she did
her due diligence. Well, I like this one.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
If you had the chance to live forever but your
partner did not, would you would you still accept it?
Speaker 2 (34:20):
No?
Speaker 3 (34:20):
No, I don't even think I'd want to live forever.
If both of us could live forever, sounds crazy, sounds
like torture.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah, no, there we go. If a genie granted you
only one wish, would you use it to fulfill the
other person's wishes or would you use it for yourself?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Give yourself, I give it to you.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
I would get two wishes then, and that's great, one
for myself and one from you.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Oh well, then I'm keeping my wish.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
No, I would want you to keep your wish. I
want you to fulfill your wishes.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
All right, we're both keeping them.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
If you could learn one thing regarding your future as
a couple, what would you want it to What would
you want to know?
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Maybe how many kids you're gonna have if we do
have kids, if we go that route.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yeah, you sounded pretty confident in that, Like not if
you're having kids.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
How many kids just depends, you know, if I'm sterile
or not.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yeah, I like that. Uh, kids just knowing how many?
What they're like, lots of questions, lots of things I
want to know.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Uh, if you could eliminate, not kill, but just there's
no other way phrasing this. If you could eliminate one
person for your significant other's life. Is there someone out there?
You don't say their name, but what is there someone
in your mind? You're like, I wish that I could
just not have them be a part of that person's
a Dean's life or Kaitlyn's life.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Do you know? Do you.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
There's one coming to mind? But I don't think i'd
eliminate them.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Yeah, that's a big that's a big, that's a pretty
drastic step.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Yeah, no elimination, Well.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Not eliminate them from life, but just from your significant
other's life.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Nah, we'll keep them.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Nah. Luis c. K had a quote he said, if
you went back and fixed all your mistakes, you would
erase yourself. And I think that kind of applies to
eliminating people from your life as well.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Is there a monetary number that you could be offered
to dump the other person? And what is that number?
Speaker 3 (36:20):
I mean, like everyone's got a price, But I don't know.
I don't think. So.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Okay, someone comes to you with a billion dollars, you're
leaving me.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
A billion with the bee, a billion with the bee.
Could I give you half and say, have a good life?
That's the luck?
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yeah, I think we're failing.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
If your favorite celebrity confessed their love for your significant other,
would you let them dump you?
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Yeah? We talked about this last week or two weeks ago.
Taylor Swift wanted to pursue you as a romantic interest,
I would have no choice but to be like, go
right ahead?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Yeah, well who would you?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Actually? Just recently read an article in Forbes about how
Taylor Swift lip syncs in her concerts.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Guys, that's a deep cut, Jared, I like it. I
like it. What about you?
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Well, who would yours be?
Speaker 3 (37:16):
I don't know. You have to decide for me.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Oh, I'm deciding if, like if.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Jason Momo I wanted to date you, I wouldn't give
you to Jason Momo but I would give you to
Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
You wouldn't give me to Jason Momo why he threatened
you or.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Something a little bit. I think that's why.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
What about the hemswors Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Same okay, but a little less so than Jason.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
I think if I always get her confused Emma Watson
from Harry Potter, I'd be like.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Okay, oh that's what you would give to me.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Yeah. I love her so much and she's so smart.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Yeah, she's too smart.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
And I think she'd give you back.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
I don't want this. You got him back?
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Here you go, I'm returning him. Ah, what else is
a good one over here? If there was a zombie apocalypse,
this is probably more of a question for Dean. Dean,
would you keep killing around even if the men that
had lowered your chances of survival?
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Yeah? Probably begrudgingly.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
So we're both in agreeance that Dean would probably live
the longest out of all three of us in a
zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
That's not necessarily true. I'm scrappy, spy.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Jared, you could, I mean all I could survive for
a while. Yeah, You're so ingrained in the earth that
I just feel like.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
You would yeah, I feel like Dean for sure.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
It's just got to horseshoe up your ass.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Bro's just like I don't know how to, like, uh,
forge for food or hunt. So like, I think that
if it really comes down to that, because you're not
gonna be able to go to the grocery store, you.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Could easily learn how to hunt. Yeah, you would live forever,
because not forever, but you would live the longest because
you can just teach yourself anything.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
I do have a gun, so I guess I could
use that to get us some food. WHI would be nice.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Yeah, if you could gain one ability after waking up tomorrow,
what would it be.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
I would love to teleport.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
No, that's not that's like a superpower.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
I'm sorry, Like, no, it has to be grounded in reality.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Oh. I'd love to be able to sing.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Okay, I'd love to be fluent in every language.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Okay, shoot, let me do something smarter.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Yeah, I was thinking singing too, Jared.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
I don't think you got this far on the podcast
last week. But I had a hole in one two
weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
I heard Oh well I saw in your insist story.
You also posted it.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
I posted an Instagram story. Yeah, but I was sad
that you were at the fair last week because I
can talk to Kaitlin about my hole one and.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
It's great, but I was just staring.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
I talked to.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Your friend that actually plays golf about it.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
So it was obviously a par three. How far was it?
Speaker 3 (39:56):
It's two d and fifteen yards. A hell of hit
a five on it. It was great, great the whole time.
But yeah, I just wanted.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
To when you hit it, did you were you in
your head like it's got a chance.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
No, because that holes that whole. So I played a
couple of tournaments at that course where it's like iron play,
so every stroke count so you could score like a
twenty on a hole, and on that whole par three.
I scored an eleven on it last year, so I
like hate that hole. It's got my number, and so
I just like, I am happy to even be on
the green or even like trying to chip for a
up and down par. But I hit it, knew it
was good. My buddy was like, that might be in
(40:31):
the hole. Didn't believe him, got up there, saw it
in the cup and it was It was pandemonium. It
was great. It was pretty sweet.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Are you ever going to use that ball again. No.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
I my friends were joking like you better save that
ball and not hit it, and I kind of like
ran low on balls and I was like, shoot, I
might have to use my home one ball, but thankfully
I didn't. I still have it. It's upstairs. I got
the scorecard. I'm going to like make my own plaque.
I guess if you will not a bud now I'm
gonna do. It's gonna be like a three dimensional like
picture frame kind of thing. It could be lame, but
(40:59):
it's you don't get a hole in one every day,
and I probably will never go I'll go the rest
of my life without getting a whole one again. So
I have to do my best too.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Well that's not necessarily true, yeah, but you never know.
The odds are you might be able to So my
question for you, now, you got the hole one, So
on that hole you got a one?
Speaker 3 (41:16):
What did you shoot for the round eighty five? It
wasn't great?
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Yeah, I guess it's not too great for a hole one,
but still it was.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
It wasn't great. I like double Bill get the whole
before it, I Bill get the hole after it, So
I like was still plus one through the three hole stretch,
which is so silly, but yeah, it was, it was,
It was good. It's good to get it off. So
now I can just swing freely out there.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Swing free, just swing for it.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Yeah, swing free.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Well that'll wrap it up for the WRAPID five questions.
I do have one more question for me in this podcast, Dean.
How's the mountain climbing going before the.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Oh, it's it's going really good. We got what thirty days?
Twenty nine days, I've got twelve more mountains to go.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
So he's heating on his bachelor party right after this.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Yeah, I am. I was gonna. I was supposed to
have like five more last week, but I was too lazy.
So I've kind of put myself in a little bit
of a hole. But I should be fine. It should
be good.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Twelve left, not bad.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Yeah, and Jared, I never formally invited you to the
bachelor party, but I just didn't. I just couldn't handle
it any more. Rejection.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
That's what I heard you. You you invited like twenty
you got ten nose, just couldn't.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
I and I wouldn't want you to. I want you
to come, but I wouldn't want you to fly all
the way from Hode Island for it. So I was
just like, I can't I can't handle one fly.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
From Rhode Island to Vegas and then drive five hours
to have a suit three hours?
Speaker 1 (42:29):
H what is it anyway?
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Right? Yeah, I'm leaving like right after this podcast.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Oh okay, we have a wedding to go to anyway.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Oh great, But just I just want to be clear.
I wanted you to come. I I you were invited,
but I just it just figured.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
It's a lot.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
It's a lot. So is anybody from Bachelor going?
Speaker 3 (42:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Uh, Courtney, oh, Courney, Courtney Dover, Oh Corny, just you
get engaged?
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Yeah? He just got engaged to Abby. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Abby, Abby.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
He's such a good dude.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Yeah, he's a great guy. And it's I haven't seen
him in so long, but I love him so much
and so I'm really glad it's coming.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
He is one of the best.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
He I think I've talked about friends. I think he
is a genius. I legitimately think he's a genius and
so in so many in like a creative way, He's
just so talented.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
I don't Their house is crazy.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
I aspire to be more like Courtney every single day.
And he's Australian. Oh gosh, Australian.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
I just love accent. It's so awesome. I used to
play tennis with Courtney and you'd always take a shirt off,
and he's like so lean and he's so tall and
he talks with that accent.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
I'm like you, yeah, he's got the accent. And just
like the words that they choose to use, I just
love it.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Do you know one of the words they choose to
use I think we talked about in this podcast word.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
Yeah. I love it. But it's like a term of
endearment for them, it is.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Yeah, I thought so.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
When I did Bachelor Partusts Australia, I thought that they
were playing it on me trying to say it on TV.
Be like, oh no, we just say a commonplace. I'm like,
I'm not saying this word. I know what you're trying
to do here.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Did they bleep it out on when they air it
or no.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
I didn't watch a lot of it because I couldn't
even get access to it. I just like watched YouTube
clips of when I was on the show. I didn't
obviously they didn't. I didn't hear any Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
Yeah, I like trying to talk like that every once
in a while, and Killing punches me on the arm.
She's like, you can't talk like that.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
You're not.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Like, but I want to be so bad. No, no, no,
but yeah, he's the only one Ben and Wells are
at a golf tournament. Other than that, it would.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Be you invite Alex.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
I did. Maybe I liked it. I like mentioned it
to him, but then I was never like.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
This problem is Dean never actually made plans until like
last week.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yeah. And the thing too is like if someone is like, yeah,
I can try to make it or whatever, I'll just
I just want to remind them, you know. I want
them to be so excited that they're like doing all
the of course, oh my gosh, one of many, of course.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
But yeah, so I'll look at that. I just got
an email from Emily all Right.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Wedding planner.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Yeah, oh nice. Hopefully you guys can make it. It
has the date right here. We're actually booking our flights.
We were looking at flights and we're going to book
them right now.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Because nice, I was talking to Jess. You're flying to Denver,
and driving with Jess and Ben.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
That's the tentative plan.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Yeah yeah, I think that's a smart move because find
at Aspen is crazy. Yeah, well that's going to do it.
For this week's episode, Dean is heading to a bachelor party. Jared,
you're heading to a wedding and I will be home
without So tune in next week, where maybe we suck
just a little bit less.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
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Speaker 2 (45:40):
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Speaker 1 (45:44):
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Help We Suck At Being Newlywed?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
With Dean Aungler, Haylen Miller Keys, and Jared Haven an
iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
What is going on? Everybody? Welcome to an all nude
episode of Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds? And no,
you're not listening to last week's podcast, this one is
nude as well. Jared is joining us from Rhode Island
and he is fully nude. Jared, how are you? We
haven't seen you in forever. It feels like, well.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Listen, I got news for you. If I was fully nude,
neither one of you would be in this podcast right
now because you would be grossed out. We've talked about
the male body being nude on this podcast prior. What's
up with nude? Calen? What's going on with that? Why
is he talking about everybody being nude on this podcast
multiple times?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I don't know. He just gets on these little things
and he just tries to keep it going, just.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Like a wish fulfillment thing. I think I would love
a podcast fully nude one of these days, and so
until that happens, I'm just going to keep talking about it,
keep bringing it up.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Would you do naked and Afraid.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I was just talking to someone about this, like the
two day days ago. Actually I would so, but the
three Naked, an Afraid, Survivor, and Alone, I think are
like the three survival shows that most people would be
interested in doing. Naked and Afraid would be on the
bottom list for me. Maah, I just don't like being
naked very much.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I feel like you do what what?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
What do you talk about all the time because.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
It's funny to me. I'm a child. I don't know,
I don't know, okay, yeah, but yeah, anyways, Jared Phillis
in man, what have you been up to?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Not that much, man? Just so, we had this Washington
County Fair in Rhode Island and it brings in a
lot of people. Actually they had to shut it down
on Saturday and night. It was kind of crazy. But
so we had this food booth for Audrey's which was
quite fun. It was Wednesday through Sunday, and my life
last week was just in constant chaos because it was
(01:51):
the first time we were doing any type of food booth.
So I didn't really know what to expect in terms
of what we would be selling, how much we would need,
and we don't have any industrial kitchen there, so we
you know, do a lot of things in our own kitchen,
bring them over to the booths, which is about twenty
five minutes away, and then just keep restalking throughout the day.
And it was exhausting. I mean, it was pretty much
(02:13):
six straight days of just me working like fourteen fifteen
hour days. But it was fun, it was cool, it
was different. So my life was just completely consumed with
that last week.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
So I don't get I don't get this whole situation.
You are preparing food for guests, not guests, but like attendees.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
So it's a fair. Yeah, so every year. So it's
called the Washington County Fair. And I gotta be honest,
it feels like we're in the Deep South when we
go to this fair. It's crazy. How can I say redneck?
Is that like? Because everybody calls himself rednecks there?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, I think that's an appropriate term.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I think that's fine, right, okay, because they're all, you know,
everybody who come in and they're like, oh, I'm a redneck,
and I'm like, yeah, all right, cool, So it doesn't
feel like a derogatory term. But you know, twenty three
who knows, So anyway. So it's full of very nice,
very red deck people and it was fun. And so
we had a booth where we were serving ice coffees,
ice lattes, some hot coffee too. We were doing breakfast sandwiches,
(03:12):
we were doing lunch sandwiches, and a little nighttime portion
as well, because we were open from eight in the
morning till ten at night at that booth. Plus we
were still operating Audrey's with its regular scheduled hours, so
it's quite a bit. And so it's a you know,
there's a ferris wheel, and there's all these different rides
in carnival games and food booths. I mean there must
have been like fifty food boots. And then they have
live music there. They have a live country music every
(03:34):
single night. There's a concert venue there, which is really cool.
It's just spreag you know, it's like three hundred square
foot lawn area and probably bigger than that three hundred
free square feet, much bigger than that. Actually, what the
hell am I talking about. It's probably it's like, you know,
thirty thousand square feet, yeah, something like that. Yeah, And
(03:54):
there's a country artists that come and play music, and
it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
So is this like so girling?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Up?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Where I grew up, we had one thing every year
called Strawberry Days where there was like what you're saying,
it's like funnel cakes and stuff like that. But there's
also rides. Are there like carnival rides at this?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh yeah, there's a ferris wheel. There's a little rollercoaster.
There's like the zipper, which is zipper. Hate the zipper.
Hate the zipper? Who goes on that?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
It's terrifying. The gravitron Remember the gravitron, That the.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
One that presses your body. Yeah, I love that one.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
That was the one that Megan Fox and Machine Gun
Kelly just came out of and gotten a fistfight. Do
you see that? Some guy was like hitting on Megan
and Machine Gun Kelly like punched him in the face
and it was like a teenager.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
They're still together.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
This might have been an older video but I saw recently.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, that was at the o C Fair, which is
probably a lot more expensive than Did.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
You have time to like enjoy the fair or were
you working the whole time?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I was just working the whole time, But still we
had time to walk around and you know, I ate
so much fried food, which was fantastic. But they have
they have like areas where you can They had livestock
there so you could the kids could pet the pigs,
and there were camels, and there was a tractor pull
and there was tugget war in the mud and there
was an arm wrestling competition.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Nice. That's pretty funny that they had pigs to pet.
And then probably right next door there was like a
bacon wrapped corn dog for sale.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
So sad, love it, love it. Yeah, you're nice to
the pigies until you eat them, you know, a circle
of life. But it was cool and it was fun
and then nah, yeah, you know, I was listening to
the podcast last week and you guys have not talked
about the wedding date, right, You just talked about how
(05:37):
you're getting married. You talked about not the specific location,
but the city.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Right.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah, we're saying Aspen. It's like a little outside of Aspen.
And yesterday I posted that we are thirty days away,
so I feel like I've shared the date.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah, I was. When I was listening back last week,
I was like, wait, she's being very specific about the
number of days. But we could have recorded it on
a Monday or a Wednesday or a Friday, and then
it airs on a Sunday.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
So how does think it matters if people know, but
we're getting married twenty nine days from today?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Should we just say the date September twenty third. I
always though it was September twenty.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
First, twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah, nice, nine twenty three, twenty three.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I was curious when you said in the beginning of
the podcast last week, you said we're thirty eight days away,
and I was like, oh, I know exactly. Well, I mean,
obviously I knew exactly when the wedding was, but as
a listener, now I know, I.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Know, I don't know. I don't think it really matters
if we share the date or not. People are going
to know when you know, we're arriving and everyone's there.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I don't think it's going to be even that big
of a deal though.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
No, I agree. That's why I'm like, why don't we
share the date?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Nine three?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
There it is, Mike drop Yeah, yeah, so that's their day.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Do you think there'll be people trying to get into
your wedding?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
No, it's so off the grid too, Like even if
you knew where it was.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You wouldn't even know where it was.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
You wouldn't even know where it is.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Okay, interesting, Yeah, because I have people that come into
Audrey's something. I mean obviously very an because there's only
probably like fifteen to twenty people. But I had a
woman that came in last week or a couple of
weeks ago, and she said that she was one of
the people outside of the gate watching trying to like
watch the wedding from the outside. You saw some Bachelor
Nation people.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, oh wow. I was like, damn, that's I mean,
that's cool for them. I hoped they had fun and
it didn't like affect us in anyway, right, the attendees
and the hosts and everything.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Now, there was only one time. It was the rehearsal
dinner where I think a woman like got into the
rehearsal dinner and then our wedding planner was like, well,
you don't know who this person is, right, I did
not know that. Yeah, But it was all like our
location was different because it was in Newport, so it
wasn't pretty much a very populated area during the summer.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, ours is like a four hour drive from Denver.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Let's not get more.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, well, like from anywhere in Colorado, it's more than
an hour drive.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah. That just reminded me of Dwight in the office
when he's like scanning for people crashing the wedding. Oh yeah,
and he is it Pam's wedding or is it escorts
Phyllis's grandpa and he's like roaming the streets alone.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, hopefully we don't have any of that. Yeah, spoilers
of the office. Yeah, so that's when it's happening. I
got fitted for my Tucks last week. I'm sure the
people would be happy to hear that, because Caitlin was
really upset with me for not having done it up
till then.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, and the people were upset with you.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
They were. But I'll tell you what. I went in
to get fitted for my tucks. Tuxes actually wait really
oh yeah, oh my god, more than one. I got
two Texes.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
What's the difference.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Well, okay, anyways, back to my original point. I went
into the tux shop to get fitted and measured and everything,
and I was like, yeah, my wedding's in thirty five days.
And They're like, Wow, you're really on top of it.
You're really good out of it. It's so different than
a wedding dress. I literally walked in, they took measurements.
They're like, when's your wedding. When's the date that you
need this buy? I said, what, I don't remember September
something I said, and they're like, oh, that's so far away.
(08:57):
We'll have it ready for the Like no problem at all.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Well, yeah, I'm pretty sure I got altercations three days
before my wedding.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You were in altercations three days before you went.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Whatever it is not as we are you altercating with
lots of people?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
How many days before alterations? Like okay, okay, when did
you get the tucks?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Oh much? When the hell did I? Because I was,
I got a tuxt and then I end up not
liking the tux, so I switched Tucks and then I
got the new tuxt and then I think it fit
pretty well. But then there were alterations that I wanted
and it was like one of those things that it's like,
oh it still fits without it, but it would look
better if I get the alterations done. So I'm just procascinated.
(09:37):
And then got it like the week of and it
got ready like two days.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Before the wedding. That's what I'm saying. It's so easy
to like bring in a sleeve or raise the legs.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
It's so much different than a girl. Yeah, but yeah,
I got two tuxes.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I got one in the style that I really wanted,
and then I got it back up in case the
style that I really wanted looks ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
And then I was thinking, like, maybe I could find
a way to wear a bowl.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Well, I'm switching dresses, so that's why I thought you
did that.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Well, that's that was like planned a two two A
like I bought the text the second tix as a
backup tux, but also it'd be like my change, my
change into that for the reception or something amazing. Are
they two different colors, two different colors, two completely different styles?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Are they white and black?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
No? No, I wouldn't. I would. I'm not a seventeen
year old kid going to prom. I don't think i'd
wear a white tuxedo anymore. Not that there's any shame.
If anyone's wearing a white texed or their wedding, that's
totally cool and I'm sure you look amazing, but it's
not my style. I will say the white tuxiedos with
like the black lapel. It's a classic look. It just
I didn't feel comfortable wearing white because it's kind of
like more of the bride's thing.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
No, it's our thing. Oh but I do agree that's
not your style.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Just black and one black and one blue oh boiler
Oh yeah yeah, well.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
You kind of have to wear the black one because
our efficient's going to match you. And then I bought
Al's tux and El's tex matches.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Well, then I could wear the blue one and bet
and stand out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Okay, Well, the wedding planter said that you guys all
have to match.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Well, I hope. I want to wear the black one.
That's what I plan to wear. But that's the long tail.
And to what Jared was saying too, you get measured
and they're measuring your like they're measuring your body, and
it's an objective measurement obviously, like sixteen and a half
inches whatever it is. But everyone's style is different. Like
I like to wear a slimmer, smaller style. So when
they were giving me jackets to try on, they were like,
(11:29):
this is your size, and I was like looking at
the shoulder pads and I was like, no, these shoulder
pads stick out way too much. Can we go down
like an inch or two? And they looked at me
like weird, Like what do you mean you want your
shoulders look smaller? And I was like, yes, I want
to be as compact as possible. I want slim pants.
It's that thing I kept, I think. I was like,
I want the slimmist pants you have. They brought me
up slim fit pants and I was like, no, these
are so loose in the ankle, and they were like, okay,
(11:51):
we have extra slim. I was like, why didn't you
bring the extra slim the first time? That's exactly what
I want. And it's still kind of like it's just mie,
I have like a very specific image in my head
about how I want it to look, and off of
the rack tuxedo suppliers don't have like that specific type
of stuff, you know, So it's just a little bit
of a challenge.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I feel like any time I get a tux it's
or or a suit, it's always looser than I want
it to be. And I'm like, am I the problem?
Am I I do? That's just the style I think
I look better with its tighter.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
I think people just like traditionally men have worn looser
fitting suits and tuxedos, and I hate it. I hate
It's like you're swimming in it. It looks a little sloppy,
So I like, I'm trying to get everything like as
small as possible.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
It's reminding me back to another TV show of suits.
So you want to look like Harvey Spector, not like
the little guy, the little guy, what's his counterpart, Lewis
Litt No, no, no, it doesn't matter. But you want
to look like Harvey Spector Micross. Remember Mike suits just
never fit well.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
In the beginning. Yeah, but then he gets good looking
by the end.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you want to look like Harvey Spector.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Bro. I was actually we were watching suits last night,
right before we went to bed. Harvey's wearing the suit,
and I was like, gosh, if I could just look
half as good as Harve Respector for our wedding. You
know what I actually was thinking was I was thinking
because Harvey was wearing his three piece suit, and I
was like, dang high Respector pibly looks so good in tuxedo.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
There's an episode of them. He looked handsome.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Yeah, yeah, and like, he looks so good in suits,
and then a tuxedo is like a level up from that.
It's like how much handsome can one person?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Be yeah? And then what else? So then I also
ordered a custom cuff links.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I can't wait to see him.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I've ordered a bunch of custom bolo ties.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Oh my brother is asking if he could wear one,
and I was like, sure, yeah, but I don't want
him to steal your thing.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
That's fine, I don't mind. Okay, it's not my thing.
I didn't invent the bolo tie. Yeah, you're right, but yeah,
I got like, I got like eight bolo tie options,
so I can I can cycle through the options. I
got some shoes. What else did I order?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
But the bolo ties for the navy? Right? The bolot
isn't for the the tails.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
It'll be for the long tail. Yeah. What else am
I supposed to wear with the long time? That's whateverone
respects me to wear.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
So that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Okay, Wait, what is Wait? What a boa tie?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Is that? Where you guys say bolo tie?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
What's the difference between a bolo tie and a bow tie?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
You know what a bolo tie is. Bulleties are like
what the old Western would wear. I wore it to
the Paradise reunion.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
You remember, of course, you remember.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
The bolo tie wore the Fantasy reunion at a viccy
and you wearing that. Let's see what you.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Got with the long coat.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah, I understand. It's a little bit of a it's
an interesting contrast.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Why don't you switch to the bullet tie for your
second suit?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Why don't? Why don't you just let me wear what
I want to wear. I'll bring a bow tie just
in case, but I don't plan on wearing it. I
want to wear the bolo tie. Okay? Is that okay?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I hate it?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
But oh, just like you hated the long tail tuxedo
idea that you still probably secretly do.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
No, I'm open that makes sense, but like you, that
just doesn't go.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Okay, But it's my choice A and B. You know
that I have, But I don't try to be stylish.
But when I do try to be stylish, it always
ends up working out. Do you disagree with that? No,
you can disagree with it. It's fine.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Sometimes you're stylish, sometimes you're not right.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
But I don't try to be stylish all the time.
I have I can, I have a very strong ability
to imagine something looking a certain way in my head
and uh taking the action to make it look okay,
I wait, yeah, thank you. And I got a lot
of sweet Bolo ties normally when I would because we
went to the Paradise Rediona, We're a Bolo tie. We
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went to a wedding where I wore a Bolo tie,
and then one other event where I wore a Bolo
tie and I like tournament, yeah right, And I was
like scrambling last second to find a Bolo tie that
I actually liked. But this time I ordered a month
and a half in advance, and so I'm going to
have all these options and they're actually gonna be ones
that are really cool.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Okay, yeah, well oh for me. The biggest question, because
you're going to have pictures for the rest of your
life that you look back on to this day can't wait,
is what are you going to do with your hair.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
I'm just gonna wear it in the bun.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
You're gonna keep the mustache.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
I don't want TVD probably not, Kalen.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
What do you want?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I think, no mustache?
Speaker 3 (16:10):
And she also wants me to cut my hair.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
No, I'm fine with the hair.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
No, I think you should do it. I think you
should cut the hair, and I think you should shave
the mustache. I'm all in on this idea.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
I was thinking about cutting it, not like the high
and tight that I used to have, but like just
shorter because looking back at the older pictures of me
when I was in the awkward phase or what I
thought was the awkward phase, or maybe it was like
the post awkward pre second awkward phase, and it was
really it looked really good. Yeah, like where I could
like slick it back kind of and it just like
float out down the sign.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Let me see pictures. I think we're thinking of the
same thing. I can't after like the puffball phase.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah for sure, it's yeah, but we'll see,
we'll see. I thought about it, but then I was like, well,
if I do that, then I'm committing to not having
a long hairstyle for the wedding. And so I'm just
gonna sit on it a little bit longer and think you.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Said you got twenty nine days.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
September twenty three, As someone who has had long hair,
and as someone who also always has short hair, and
also has had a wedding and also has wedding photos.
I think that if it were me, and I feel
like you'll feel this way when you look back at
the photos, you're gonna wish you shaved your mustache and
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cut your hair.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Yeah, the mustache is most likely going to be gone
for sure. But the thing with long hair is once
it gets long, like kind of where I'm at now,
it just stops looking good. And I know that it
doesn't look good. I know that the long hair doesn't
look great. I look at Noah from The Bachelor as
well they engage to Abigail. His hair is way longer
than mine. I don't like it. I just don't like
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these super long hair on guys, and it just makes
me wonder, like why am I growing my hair out?
And don't get me wrong, no it's very handsome. I
think he looks great with his hair, but I like
see it, and I just kind of see it more
as like an obstacle as more than like a style
because long hair is so challenging. I don't know how
girls do it all the time. It takes long to
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d that's always getting in your mouth and stuff. I
took a shower yesterday and I had a huge, gigantic
careball file.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Oh that was crazy.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I don't even shed that much in the shower. I
get like one strain of hair in the shower.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
That was my first shower in like a week. That's why.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
No, that doesn't make sense. So you're talking yourself out
of the long hair, is what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
I'm just saying, I'm going to probably make the decision
like the day.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Of Great cut your hair. He's gonna cut at your sister.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Sure what, I'll cut it myself. I'll go ball.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah, well we'll see.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I mean I keep telling Kaitleen I'll do whatever she
wants me to do, and I know she wants it short,
but she's not willing to say that she wants me
to have it short.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
This is the first time I've said no mustache.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
I think I don't even think that I ever said
I was going to have a mustache though.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, but I've been asked and I'm like, ether.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
I'm not gonna have a mustache. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I think I'll speak for Kaylin. I know mustache and
you should cut your hair.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Okay. Well that's good to have some input, Thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, Hey, anytime.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I want to ask you about your wedding real quick,
so in the same vein as that, is there anything
that you did that you are looking back in like
somewhat regret in terms of the pictures or maybe not
like the events, but like do you wish you could
go back and do anything differently, where like it'd be
like a simple mistake that like any groom could make,
where like you know, I don't want to make those mistakes.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
That's a great question. Make sure, like don't stress over
the picture time because are you guys doing a first
look or are you seeing each other down the aisle
down the aisle.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
And I was talking to our photographer, we want to
shoot them super quick because there's no need for it
to have like a thousand photos of just sitting.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
No, I really believe that. I'm just saying, you're gonna
want all the pictures. You're gonna want all those pictures,
So don't stress. I don't know how long you have
the venue for, but you know, just it's it's gonna
be annoying because you're gonna have this wonderful moment and
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then you're gonna be separated from the whole wedding and
then it's gonna be you and the bridal party and
the guys and you guys will be taking pictures with
family and all that, and it will take like an
hour and a half. It will take like an hour
to an hour and a half.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
We were planning everything down the whole day and so
I'm gonna take photos with my family before the ceremony.
He's gonna take photos with his, So we get the
family ones out and then if we want to do
together right after the wedding, like me and him with
his family, him and me with my family, and then
we'll shoot ours and our plan stays still make it
to the reception because our photographer, we have the set
shot list and we can get all of it done.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
What do we do not go to the reception?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I mean not reception, sorry, cocktail hour. See I guess listen,
it's your wedding. You guys got to do. That would
be my biggest piece of advice is whatever the hell
you want, do it and or like just make it happen,
you know, just ask people. People are there for you.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
That day, I was talking more in regards to like
do you wish you wore a different color pocket square?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Like the little.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Details like that that you wish you maybe like if
do you wish you out your haircut a week earlier?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
So grown in a little bit Morebody's saying it is
good for you to know too, because you do get
annoyed by photos, So like, don't stress about photos. Don't
get annoyed by photo.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Yeah, but if I'm going to look that good, I
will want as many photos as I can possibly get.
I don't often look good, so I will want the
camera rolling the whole time.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah. No, I don't remember anything like detail oriented, like
oh I wish I wore this or different color socks. No,
Like I don't. Yeah, I don't look at any of
that stuff because when we look at the pictures, we
kind of just look. It's really nice seeing everybody together,
all dressed nicely and just reminiscing on the day, like anytime.
That's why I love the picture so much, because the pictures,
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when I look at them, it's not just looking at
us like we would look at an iPhone picture of us.
It immediately transports me back to that moment and I'm like,
oh I remember that and this and that and this
and that, and it just you know, puts a smile
on my face. So that's why the pictures were so important,
because of course you're living in the moment, and even
when you're taking pictures, you're gonna live in the moment.
But when you look back at it, you're gonna look
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at these pictures and be like, oh that it was
so funny because this happened right at that moment and
like somebody dropped this or like, oh, Aunt Susie like
was walking through the wedding party and when we were
taking pictures and we're like, no, you got to go
back there. And so it's just I don't know who
Aunt Susie is.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
But yeah, so you don't wish And just to be clear,
I just want to really hammer this home.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Oh shoot, no, I'm trying to prove a point here.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
No, I'm just curious. So I really want to know
you don't wish that you had like more sexy stubble,
like you you're happy with your like the way you
decided to shave your face and like those little yeah minutious.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Because it's also different because the reason I said you
should shave your mustache and cut your hair, or at
least that's what I would do, because when I look
back on it because I was I pretty much like
had this amount of facial hair that I have right now,
maybe a little bit shorter with the stash, and then
my hair is pretty clean cut, and I'm glad I
did that because initially I was thinking the same thing,
like should I have a little bit more facial hair
because I feel more confident with it, or like should
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my hair be a little bit longer because I feel
more confident in that way? But looking back, I was like, no,
I'm wearing a tux, I'm next to Ashley who's all
dot up, and everybody else is like clean cut. I
would have looked stupid if I was shaggy at all.
Like I'm glad I was. I was pretty clean cut
for it.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Okay, so that's good. That's good advice.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Yeah, great advice, because yeah it's tough. Like, dude, I'm
sure you feel the same way where I feel so
much more confident when my hair is longer and I'm
a little like I like when I'm a little bit
more ragged looking. But I'm very happy that I decided.
I was like, no, I'm just gonna like try to
be more clean cut because it just fits it. Just
fit what we were doing and the talks and the
look and everything like that. So but dude, other than that,
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just like, I'm I'm glad that. I don't know if
you guys are doing this, but I'm glad Ashley and
I stayed in separate rooms the night before, Yeah, because
it made seeing her down the aisle even that more
special because you know she was doing so we you know,
I stayed in my own room. We said good after
the rehearsal dinner. I was like, all right, I'll see
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at the wedding tomorrow. And that was such a cool
moment because the next time we were going to see
each other was going to be when we were walking
down the aisle, so that created a lot of anticipation
for both of us, and that was such a cool
moment saying goodbye. Like where did she slept? She had
She got a hotel room in the Hotel Viking, where
a lot of people were staying, and then I had
an Aaron BnB with Lauren's ex boyfriend Jack, who DJed
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the wedding at the time, and so I stayed there.
And so yeah, we slept in separate beds. I'm really
glad we did that. Because the next day I got
to hang out with you guys. Well, I mean you
were passed out, but we got to talking out the best. Literally,
Paradise is airing while while your guys date was airing.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yeah, I can't party with you guys. You guys party
too hard. I couldn't keep up.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
I got so many texts. I think you texted me,
ben Becca, Tanya, everyone texted me of just Dean passed out.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
On the couch Jared. Party is too hard. I can't
keep up with that guy.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
It was like four o'clock and he was still sleeping.
I was like, oh.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Like yeah, but it was because it was a three
hour time No, you're right here.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Well, so I guess it was fun. Do you do
we spend Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Do that sleep in separate rooms?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
You could sleep in a bunk bed.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I sleep in my van.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
How about Okay, we weren't planning on it, and I
don't know how possible it is for us not to
see each other just because I think breakfast will be together,
so we could like plan to not see each other
at breakfast. I don't know. It's not something we were
planning on, but I do like that.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Don't even talk to me at breakfast. Don't even look
at me.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Oh, that would be interesting. We're strangers.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
It's like a little role play.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
I think it would be fun if, like, for example,
Kaylen you're you're made of Honori, your bachelor, any of
your bachelorettes, because you'll be spending the day with them,
like they're like producers on the show, and they walk
in and make sure Dean's not there, like all right, cool,
you can come in now.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Oh my gosh, I love that.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
What time is the ceremony yet?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Maybe like three or four in the afternoon? Yeah, in
the morning.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Okay, that's that's probably about standard. I had guess yours
was earlier though, Jared, wasn't it your? Is that? Like?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Now? Ours was five five thirty the part in the church?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yeah, oh, it seems very earlier than or later than
I remember.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Okay, I know, I think it was five thirty if
I remember correctly, because it was all I mean, our
wedding planet tour was very detail oriented, so he like
went to the church, you know, when we were scouting
the location at like different times to see like when
the sun would hit at certain hours is a good
time because it has to be within as you guys know,
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it has to be because you're planning the entire night,
so it has to be at a certain point, like
between four and six or whatever.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah, so we were doing that with our photographer when
we went to see the venue and the sun we
think will be like right behind the mountain or just
going behind the mountain at four. Well, the mountains are
so tall. We're in a valley. True, true, I don't know.
We'll see.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
So you guys are about four hours away from Denver somewhere,
and there's a lot of trees narrow this location down,
lots of trees.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I mean right now, I feel like Asmen is just
one big valley.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
No, that's It's called the valley.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
So yeah, there we go.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Who who's officiating your wedding?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
One of Dean's best friends. He was on the podcast
Jackson many years ago. He was on the podcast was
Jared Gohes.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Then, Uh, he's coming to the iHeart studio before I
think I remember Jackson.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
What made you choose Jackson?
Speaker 3 (27:49):
He looks like Russell Wilson. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I guess that's well.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
We lived with him for a year. He's like been
one of my best friends for a while, and we
wanted to move into a house, but we didn't want
to pay for a house, and so we found someone
that would live with us. And he was like the
perfect person to live with us because he is respect
like he's respectful of everyone's space. He's a great friend,
and he likes to cook, which is nice.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
He's a great public speaker, has it. He has like
a radio voice, you know, and it's just nice that
he knows us probably you know, he's the only one
of our friends that's ever lived with us, so he
has a unique perspective.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yeah. Yeah, and he's like, well, I love I love
every single one of my friends, but he's a friend
where I like have the maybe the most respect for.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah. Yeah, he's one of the good ones.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Yeah, he's a good one. It's an easy choice. It
was like it wasn't even a second thought. I was like,
Jackman has.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
To officiate that, which just makes sense.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Yeah. And then like my buddy Josh, who I also
love so much, was like, why can't I officiate the wedding?
And it would be hilarious, but it would be like
a so much more chartic. Yeah, So he's Jackson was
just a great choice and He's.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Been texting me. He's like, I want to know you
know what you guys want. He's like been preparing for
a long time since we asked him, and he's like,
what verses do you want? Or what quotes? And I
was talking to Dean about it because we're not going
to necessarily have any Bible verses or anything. But you
were saying that you had movie quotes at your wedding,
So I was like, maybe the office or Parkson rec
you're like something that we love.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Did you settle on anything.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
No, I'm going to see him today, so well, he said,
we wants to chat in person.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
You're going to see him today.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I got to get his girlfriend's.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Keys, but Jackson's not home.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Jackson's He's going to give me the keys to his
girlfriendell U's where I'm staying this weekend, but.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
He's driving out here right now.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I don't know. I'll see him one day.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, you guys talk about logistics at some of the po.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
We also can't we can't copy Jared n Ashley's idea of
quotes for the wedding.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
I think that's what a lot of people do, right.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah, we didn't come up well, I mean I don't know.
I doubt we came up with that original idea, but
we only did it. I'm age. Plus, if you guys
do shows or movie is that mean something to you?
Or musical lyrics or whatever you want. Bachelor quotes wouldn't
be funny. If he starts off and he's like, this
is most certainly the most dramatic wedding ceremony.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
I can totally see him doing that. But what's different
with you? And I actually love like rom comms and
so there's a lot of quotable heartfelt things from rom coms.
Ours would be like business bull body, like are like
stupid little.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
One winners from we could find some kids.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, but that's awesome. That's what makes it so cool,
you guys. Again, my my other piece of advice would
be personalized as much as you guys want, because you've
been to weddings before, You've seen friends fall in love
or family members, and like, what makes them so special,
everything about them, not only just the wedding, but the
couple themselves, is the personalization of everything. Like, that's why
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you're there. It's not because you're of course you're celebrating love,
but you're celebrating their love and everybody's love is different,
and so I would really my biggest piece of advice
would be just personalize it. Do whatever you want to do.
You guys want to do office quotes, do it because
you'll look back on that and be like, I'm glad
we did that, because you know what, that's us. That's
just us.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
And the personalization applies to outfits as well, So I
can worry both of time if I want to worry.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
It, except for when it comes to man buns or mustache.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Yeah, then I have to do exactly what you guys
want me to do.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Obviously. So before we leave, man, this podcast is already
flying by. I did have something from a website called
Everything Mom where it's fifty seven hypothetical questions for couples
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to intensify their relationship. I figured this would be a
nice rapid fire question for you guys.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Yeah, let's intensify this thing.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Well, you guys are getting married. I just want to
make sure you're as intense as possible before the big day.
You guys down to do this? Yeah, sure, all right,
So it is a little bit. You know, we won't
do all fifty seven, but we'll kind of bang through
some of these. Here we go. If you had to
choose between being forever daytime or nighttime, which one would
you pick?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
And why? Daytime?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Daytime? You can get so much more done, more fun
to be had.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
I thought we were going to have the tire, so
I wasn't gonna get why.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Yeah, it's not too much sexy time during the daytime,
unless you guys are kinky like that, which is cool too.
If you had to kill ten innocent people to save
the other person's life.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Would you do it? Yes?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Ten?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
What if you had to kill ten innocent people to
keep Dean alive?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Would you do it? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Why do you hesitate?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Well, I don't want to kill anyone.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
It's the innocent people.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
It's the old trolley problem. Remember that no where you're
going on a trolley and it's about to run over
six people, but you can divert it to the go
to the left and it would run one person over.
And it's like a question of ethics, which one do
you do? Kill the six or kill the one? The
one that's there's no real solution to it. That's kind
of why it's such a big thing. But yeah, I'd
kill ten, I'd kill twenty, I kill one hundred.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Oh no, well, well I would be very sad if
you died, so.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yeah, but would you be more sad about killing ten people?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
I'd have you to get me back out of it.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
If if the other person was adducted by aliens, how
long would you wait for them to come back before
you started dating somebody else?
Speaker 3 (33:19):
You're like a month.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
I don't think June would come back. I think you'd
love being in space with aliens, so month is accurate.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
It depends on what they're doing to me up there.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
If they're letting me be like a homie and hang
out with them, yeah, I'd just stay up there for
as long as I could. Hey, can we go pick
up Kayleen real quick? But then if they're like running experiments.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
On me, which they would be, I give it two years.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
I don't think. I legitimately think. I don't would never
date someone again in my life because I would be
so traumatized, like, oh my gosh, the person I just
married got abducted by aliens? How do you recover from?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
That's so true? No, it would be hard to because
then it's like, what if pick them back and then
you're just dating someone else.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Yeah, just like in us in what's that movie with
Tom Hanks? Survivor, No, Castaway, Castaway? Just like in Castaway,
he comes back and she's married to someone new.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yeah, Hey, she waited for a little while, she did
her due diligence. Well, I like this one.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
If you had the chance to live forever but your
partner did not, would you would you still accept it?
Speaker 2 (34:20):
No?
Speaker 3 (34:20):
No, I don't even think I'd want to live forever.
If both of us could live forever, sounds crazy, sounds
like torture.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah, no, there we go. If a genie granted you
only one wish, would you use it to fulfill the
other person's wishes or would you use it for yourself?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Give yourself, I give it to you.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
I would get two wishes then, and that's great, one
for myself and one from you.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Oh well, then I'm keeping my wish.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
No, I would want you to keep your wish. I
want you to fulfill your wishes.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
All right, we're both keeping them.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
If you could learn one thing regarding your future as
a couple, what would you want it to What would
you want to know?
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Maybe how many kids you're gonna have if we do
have kids, if we go that route.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yeah, you sounded pretty confident in that, Like not if
you're having kids.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
How many kids just depends, you know, if I'm sterile
or not.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yeah, I like that. Uh, kids just knowing how many?
What they're like, lots of questions, lots of things I
want to know.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Uh, if you could eliminate, not kill, but just there's
no other way phrasing this. If you could eliminate one
person for your significant other's life. Is there someone out there?
You don't say their name, but what is there someone
in your mind? You're like, I wish that I could
just not have them be a part of that person's
a Dean's life or Kaitlyn's life.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Do you know? Do you.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
There's one coming to mind? But I don't think i'd
eliminate them.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Yeah, that's a big that's a big, that's a pretty
drastic step.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Yeah, no elimination, Well.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Not eliminate them from life, but just from your significant
other's life.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Nah, we'll keep them.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Nah. Luis c. K had a quote he said, if
you went back and fixed all your mistakes, you would
erase yourself. And I think that kind of applies to
eliminating people from your life as well.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Is there a monetary number that you could be offered
to dump the other person? And what is that number?
Speaker 3 (36:20):
I mean, like everyone's got a price, But I don't know.
I don't think. So.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Okay, someone comes to you with a billion dollars, you're
leaving me.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
A billion with the bee, a billion with the bee.
Could I give you half and say, have a good life?
That's the luck?
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yeah, I think we're failing.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
If your favorite celebrity confessed their love for your significant other,
would you let them dump you?
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Yeah? We talked about this last week or two weeks ago.
Taylor Swift wanted to pursue you as a romantic interest,
I would have no choice but to be like, go
right ahead?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Yeah, well who would you?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Actually? Just recently read an article in Forbes about how
Taylor Swift lip syncs in her concerts.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Guys, that's a deep cut, Jared, I like it. I
like it. What about you?
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Well, who would yours be?
Speaker 3 (37:16):
I don't know. You have to decide for me.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Oh, I'm deciding if, like if.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Jason Momo I wanted to date you, I wouldn't give
you to Jason Momo but I would give you to
Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
You wouldn't give me to Jason Momo why he threatened
you or.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Something a little bit. I think that's why.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
What about the hemswors Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Same okay, but a little less so than Jason.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
I think if I always get her confused Emma Watson
from Harry Potter, I'd be like.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Okay, oh that's what you would give to me.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Yeah. I love her so much and she's so smart.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Yeah, she's too smart.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
And I think she'd give you back.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
I don't want this. You got him back?
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Here you go, I'm returning him. Ah, what else is
a good one over here? If there was a zombie apocalypse,
this is probably more of a question for Dean. Dean,
would you keep killing around even if the men that
had lowered your chances of survival?
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Yeah? Probably begrudgingly.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
So we're both in agreeance that Dean would probably live
the longest out of all three of us in a
zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
That's not necessarily true. I'm scrappy, spy.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Jared, you could, I mean all I could survive for
a while. Yeah, You're so ingrained in the earth that
I just feel like.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
You would yeah, I feel like Dean for sure.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
It's just got to horseshoe up your ass.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Bro's just like I don't know how to, like, uh,
forge for food or hunt. So like, I think that
if it really comes down to that, because you're not
gonna be able to go to the grocery store, you.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Could easily learn how to hunt. Yeah, you would live forever,
because not forever, but you would live the longest because
you can just teach yourself anything.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
I do have a gun, so I guess I could
use that to get us some food. WHI would be nice.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Yeah, if you could gain one ability after waking up tomorrow,
what would it be.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
I would love to teleport.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
No, that's not that's like a superpower.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
I'm sorry, Like, no, it has to be grounded in reality.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Oh. I'd love to be able to sing.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Okay, I'd love to be fluent in every language.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Okay, shoot, let me do something smarter.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Yeah, I was thinking singing too, Jared.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
I don't think you got this far on the podcast
last week. But I had a hole in one two
weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
I heard Oh well I saw in your insist story.
You also posted it.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
I posted an Instagram story. Yeah, but I was sad
that you were at the fair last week because I
can talk to Kaitlin about my hole one and.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
It's great, but I was just staring.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
I talked to.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Your friend that actually plays golf about it.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
So it was obviously a par three. How far was it?
Speaker 3 (39:56):
It's two d and fifteen yards. A hell of hit
a five on it. It was great, great the whole time.
But yeah, I just wanted.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
To when you hit it, did you were you in
your head like it's got a chance.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
No, because that holes that whole. So I played a
couple of tournaments at that course where it's like iron play,
so every stroke count so you could score like a
twenty on a hole, and on that whole par three.
I scored an eleven on it last year, so I
like hate that hole. It's got my number, and so
I just like, I am happy to even be on
the green or even like trying to chip for a
up and down par. But I hit it, knew it
was good. My buddy was like, that might be in
(40:31):
the hole. Didn't believe him, got up there, saw it
in the cup and it was It was pandemonium. It
was great. It was pretty sweet.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Are you ever going to use that ball again. No.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
I my friends were joking like you better save that
ball and not hit it, and I kind of like
ran low on balls and I was like, shoot, I
might have to use my home one ball, but thankfully
I didn't. I still have it. It's upstairs. I got
the scorecard. I'm going to like make my own plaque.
I guess if you will not a bud now I'm
gonna do. It's gonna be like a three dimensional like
picture frame kind of thing. It could be lame, but
(40:59):
it's you don't get a hole in one every day,
and I probably will never go I'll go the rest
of my life without getting a whole one again. So
I have to do my best too.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Well that's not necessarily true, yeah, but you never know.
The odds are you might be able to So my
question for you, now, you got the hole one, So
on that hole you got a one?
Speaker 3 (41:16):
What did you shoot for the round eighty five? It
wasn't great?
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Yeah, I guess it's not too great for a hole one,
but still it was.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
It wasn't great. I like double Bill get the whole
before it, I Bill get the hole after it, So
I like was still plus one through the three hole stretch,
which is so silly, but yeah, it was, it was,
It was good. It's good to get it off. So
now I can just swing freely out there.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Swing free, just swing for it.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Yeah, swing free.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Well that'll wrap it up for the WRAPID five questions.
I do have one more question for me in this podcast, Dean.
How's the mountain climbing going before the.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Oh, it's it's going really good. We got what thirty days?
Twenty nine days, I've got twelve more mountains to go.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
So he's heating on his bachelor party right after this.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Yeah, I am. I was gonna. I was supposed to
have like five more last week, but I was too lazy.
So I've kind of put myself in a little bit
of a hole. But I should be fine. It should
be good.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Twelve left, not bad.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Yeah, and Jared, I never formally invited you to the
bachelor party, but I just didn't. I just couldn't handle
it any more. Rejection.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
That's what I heard you. You you invited like twenty
you got ten nose, just couldn't.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
I and I wouldn't want you to. I want you
to come, but I wouldn't want you to fly all
the way from Hode Island for it. So I was
just like, I can't I can't handle one fly.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
From Rhode Island to Vegas and then drive five hours
to have a suit three hours?
Speaker 1 (42:29):
H what is it anyway?
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Right? Yeah, I'm leaving like right after this podcast.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Oh okay, we have a wedding to go to anyway.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Oh great, But just I just want to be clear.
I wanted you to come. I I you were invited,
but I just it just figured.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
It's a lot.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
It's a lot. So is anybody from Bachelor going?
Speaker 3 (42:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Uh, Courtney, oh, Courney, Courtney Dover, Oh Corny, just you
get engaged?
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Yeah? He just got engaged to Abby. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Abby, Abby.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
He's such a good dude.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Yeah, he's a great guy. And it's I haven't seen
him in so long, but I love him so much
and so I'm really glad it's coming.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
He is one of the best.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
He I think I've talked about friends. I think he
is a genius. I legitimately think he's a genius and
so in so many in like a creative way, He's
just so talented.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
I don't Their house is crazy.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
I aspire to be more like Courtney every single day.
And he's Australian. Oh gosh, Australian.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
I just love accent. It's so awesome. I used to
play tennis with Courtney and you'd always take a shirt off,
and he's like so lean and he's so tall and
he talks with that accent.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
I'm like you, yeah, he's got the accent. And just
like the words that they choose to use, I just
love it.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Do you know one of the words they choose to
use I think we talked about in this podcast word.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
Yeah. I love it. But it's like a term of
endearment for them, it is.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Yeah, I thought so.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
When I did Bachelor Partusts Australia, I thought that they
were playing it on me trying to say it on TV.
Be like, oh no, we just say a commonplace. I'm like,
I'm not saying this word. I know what you're trying
to do here.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Did they bleep it out on when they air it
or no.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
I didn't watch a lot of it because I couldn't
even get access to it. I just like watched YouTube
clips of when I was on the show. I didn't
obviously they didn't. I didn't hear any Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
Yeah, I like trying to talk like that every once
in a while, and Killing punches me on the arm.
She's like, you can't talk like that.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
You're not.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Like, but I want to be so bad. No, no, no,
but yeah, he's the only one Ben and Wells are
at a golf tournament. Other than that, it would.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Be you invite Alex.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
I did. Maybe I liked it. I like mentioned it
to him, but then I was never like.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
This problem is Dean never actually made plans until like
last week.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yeah. And the thing too is like if someone is like, yeah,
I can try to make it or whatever, I'll just
I just want to remind them, you know. I want
them to be so excited that they're like doing all
the of course, oh my gosh, one of many, of course.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
But yeah, so I'll look at that. I just got
an email from Emily all Right.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Wedding planner.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Yeah, oh nice. Hopefully you guys can make it. It
has the date right here. We're actually booking our flights.
We were looking at flights and we're going to book
them right now.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Because nice, I was talking to Jess. You're flying to Denver,
and driving with Jess and Ben.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
That's the tentative plan.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Yeah yeah, I think that's a smart move because find
at Aspen is crazy. Yeah, well that's going to do it.
For this week's episode, Dean is heading to a bachelor party. Jared,
you're heading to a wedding and I will be home
without So tune in next week, where maybe we suck
just a little bit less.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Thanks for listening. Follow us on Instagram at help we
Suck at being.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
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